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Nathan, were you able to cover that rash with concealer that we talked about?
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No I was not.
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Okay
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It's just between the buttcheeks so we're good
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Welcome! To another great episode of a fucking podcast
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Today
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We have somebody really special
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He is one the top performers industry
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he is loved by everybody
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and more than few women have said
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his dick
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Is perfect
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Talking off course about me
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Sean Alff
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Im your host
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We also have Nathan Bronson, Vanessa's guy with us today.
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Mediocre cock!
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Yeah
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We actually... we have similar cocks
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I've heard it described that way
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His is a little bit curved
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You'll see
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Ah you can google it later
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Um anyhow
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Vanessa
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Hi
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You look gorgeous today
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Thank yo
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I dressed for the occasion
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Nathen
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...you look like hot garbage
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That what do
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Like
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One shoe one shoe off
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Well
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What happened here
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In order to get in good direction
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I feel that my left foot needs to actually feel the floor.
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Feel a little bit of grounding?
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Yeah, grounding what the hippies say
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Do you wear camouflage because it helps hide your dick or...
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You don't have problem hiding your dick
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No no i dont
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It's mediocre enough where can just bypass most people vision so really
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If T-Rex was coming at you he wouldn' see
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NO! DoesnยดT move
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Doesn ยดยฏ ?
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Does not move doesn go anywhere
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Just sit there like limp secatators
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No. So, Nathan you have your own podcast
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Cooking with Nathan
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Calling it a podcast is stretch
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Yeah
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It'show
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Its'a show
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Right
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Its uh
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so you
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You
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A lot of times
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Porn stars on
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And
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and
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Cook for them
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Um
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Umm
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As well
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Don't know if
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If
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But porn star
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Not really known
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For
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Being all that interesting
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People kinda
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Watch them
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Have sex
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Have ever had
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About having
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Maybe
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Podcast
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They have
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Sex
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With each other
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Just
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Well
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I would, but this job bores me to death.
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Look! Who's here? What a puck
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Oh welcome
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Come say hi
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Welcome to the fucking podcast
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There are always surprises happening
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A special guest
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She is visiting from Chicago
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And she is not here for sex with you
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But she did get coffee
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Do you mind if we watch it
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Should pull her boobs out
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Pull our boobs
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You're not required to pull a boob job.
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If the stream seems...
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Fantastic!
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That escalated quickly
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I didn't know you could do that, you just ask somebody and they take their tits out
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She acts nice enough
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Really?
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Nathan your podcast
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You have people on porn stars
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They don'y have sex
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It's just weird. How did you come up with that concept?
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I was bored of the job completely and
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And i only got to know people by
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Hey, here is my test! What do you like what don't like
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So figured if he knows some these people a little better
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Might make the job funner
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Did ever regret it because
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100%
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A lot for instance
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You are really...
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Didn' want talk with me
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Just wanted have sex with
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Have had list about 4 people
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That were worst on that show
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Could say their names
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Yes totally can
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Give us a hint!
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Vanessa was also on the show.
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I was so good, but my knife cutting skills were really shitty
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Which is odd because you're Cuban and aren't you good with knives?
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What?! That i'm crazy??
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Shut up
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I don't know.
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But okay, as a Cuban
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What are the differences like if
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A guy was going to cheat on his wife
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With say...
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...a Cuban or Puerto Rican
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What are the differences between that?
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The Puerto Rican woman will call your wife and tell her
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And the Cubans would never do that
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Why you think it is
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Is is something like your grandmother tells you
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Yes when she raised me
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When you cheat with a man.
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If you're ever
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A man's mistress
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You must never
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She didn't really speak English
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Vanessa, if you were
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The wife of someone
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Call
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His wife
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I see
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Don' tell the cops
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Interesting
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That one too
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But don''t
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Do never tell his wife
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Puerto Rican woman will
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Cuban woman would never
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Would NEVER
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Tell on any mans
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On
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The mistress
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Of couple men
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I would never tell their wives.
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You have a long storied history of being the sugar baby?
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Yes
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At what age did you realize that you wanted to hustle men for the money
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18
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Was there any deciding point
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You were just like,
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Y'know what i'd really like do and be good at
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is using my beauty
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Yeah
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More so using
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moreso
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Using
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Wife
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ok
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Sorry
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You're so distracted
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I'm so overstimulated
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This is why we're here
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Okay
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That was an exciting time
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Yeah
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It just seems like this seems like a great career thing
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Have you gone and talked to college women in terms of career choices?
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Don't hit your head
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Telling them like this is the way to get into it, and this isn't what you'd expect from me.
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Yeah when my friends want to do in there but I don' t wanna fuck with a guy
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And they're like get out of here
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You are like that's part
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That part
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Well thats not even sugar baby
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Sorry
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Does happen often?
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When people scream
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No
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Never with Me
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It over stimulated
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Too much going on
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Way too much
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We have guest here
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We do have a guest.
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There's Robby right outside of there?
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Yeah, there is alot going on here
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You're in Mario shoes
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I just got these
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Can you say it to me Mario while he is eating my pussy
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Would that do for you
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It'a Me! Mario
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Interesting
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Okay
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So how much money ballpark
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Do think
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Yo've made
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Off men
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In your lifetime
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Idk
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Like isn't enough
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To buy house
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Its enough for down payment
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Think yeah
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Yeah
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ใซใชใใฉใซใใขใซใใใจใใฏใ็งใๆใฃใฆใใใใฎใงใฏใชใใฆใ
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ใ้ใๆใฃใๆใฎใใใชๆใใ ใ
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ใใชใใซใฏๆๆ็ใๅป็ไธ่ฏใใใ?
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ใใฆใณใธใผใจใใใใใ
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ใใใชใใจๅฟ ่ฆใชใใใช
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ใใใ ใใงใใใใ ใใฉ
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ใใ!
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ใพใใใใ่ น็ใซใชใใใใใใชใ
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ใใใพใใใงใใ
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ใฉใใใฆไบบ้ใใกใใๅคฑๆใใไบใใใพใใงใใใ
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ใใใ่พบใงใในใใฉใณใใฃใณใฐใฟใใใงใใ
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I know where guys go into caves, but they need to bring a rope so they don't get lost.
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That's the cavernous of pussy!
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Not yet... until after Nathan is done with it
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Yeah..I would describe that as cavernous
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There are definitely some stalactites and stalagmites
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There are species that could be discovered in there
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Close to me? Well, I'm having sex.
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That's incorrect!
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You've been THIS close?!
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You're right here...you could hold my leg
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Is this helping Nathan or am i helping you
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It is not helping
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What about this
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Pet Me Daddy
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Where are you
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He just got really hard
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Did ya sense the connection between us
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Have y'all ever experienced something like that
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in a porn set
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This is literally something I would fever drink and then text him.
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Yeah, yeah here we go this is it
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It's like if he was eating a pussy
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This great
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Magical
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Have you ever had like static fire caused when your vagina hair
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And their hair just catches fire?
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No but now that all im going to think about
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No, the only thing I'm going to think about is accidentally causing a static fire.
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Do you know Nathan Bronson and me? We've actually done an EP together
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Stop! Who's the lucky lady?!
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Can'talk about it yet
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It can be released as secret
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You're gonna have to wait
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Our OnlyFans are spicy so...
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I think his dick might coming out
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But i can see in camouflage pants
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This was what was going on
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I'm gonna go duck on you after this.
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What?!
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Shh, shh!
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Puddles is at home
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Why would you stop a man?
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This is what he does for work
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and your interrupting his flow
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You're interrupting the flow
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No no
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Have yo never had
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A man penetrate
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While eating your feet
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While another man talks to you.
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While laying on another man's pink robe?
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Pink bathrobe, yes
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This is a designer actually
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Who designed it
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Amazon
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.com
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Are we allowed to say that?!
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Yeah
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And Amazon is verb now
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Oh really!?
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A verb!
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So noun whatever bro
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I feel like this getting way too highbrow for us
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We need bring back down
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Oh, yeah.
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Vanessa...
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As somebody who has taken a lot of psychiatric drugs
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which ones are your favorite?
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Wellbutrin
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Why wellbutrin
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It'such good name it is like
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you want to feel good
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It is an appetite suppressant
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I see
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Anozempic was really fun
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What did that one do
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Come on
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No keep talking
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This why we're here
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This why were here
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That makes you lose weight.
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It's interesting because you go to the psychiatric department
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To get drugs that help your body
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That seems like a really healthy mental game we play with them
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Of your psychiatric diagnoses, which one are you most proud of?
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Which one do brag about the most at this point
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Depression
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It's kind of, ah.
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Because it looks like you've been through some shit?
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I love...
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You look like you're possessed have you ever gotten that before
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Yeah probably
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The uh in Cuban what are they called the brujas
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In Cuban in Spanish
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Yeah
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The witch is a bruja
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Is bruja
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Bruha
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Do your um
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Sorry
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Yeah
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Have your ever described as an aburra
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Um no because
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Can't guess anyone zodiac sign right
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You're giving Aquarius.
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No!
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She's wrong every time
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I'm wrong every time
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And yet
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Let me get one more guess
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It doesn't stop her from guessing
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and it doesn' t stop her from believing
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From guessing, like with confidence
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Right
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She knew mine
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Yeah and still guessed it wrong
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So
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Hold on
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Whatever you believe in
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You are going to believe despite the evidence against them
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I don't know what to say.
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You seem like a girl who has been served with
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A restraining order or two
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Is that true
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Please God let it be true
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No
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That was on my dick
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Can yo describe i
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What time of your day
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Glitter
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Already!?
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Well
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Did she give him glitter
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Sexually transmitted
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That sexually transmitted glitter
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Stores up there
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I store my glitter.
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It just shoots out?
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There's a glitter shortage, actually
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You're like Spider-Man except you shoot
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There is like glitter shortage
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What are you?!
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That was so scary
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Duh!
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She knew it
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The whole time she knew it
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Duh shes'a sad
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Look at her
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Of course
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Shes giving sad
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Do feel lik im jus'thole
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No
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Im appreciate that
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Your more than hole
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Your conversation piece
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I appreciate it.
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Your art, yeah! You're here for us
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We wouldn't be here without you
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We might
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It'd just Nathan and me stroking ourselves
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And talking to each other
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Might've been good
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So as somebody who obviously
400
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Looked for a lot of wealthy men
401
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What's the good way
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To tell if guy is wealthy or not?
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Like quick way
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Shoes...
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What kind shoes are talking about
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Shoes, watch and then there's like an energy.
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What does this watch tell you about me?
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That you're fucking broke
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That right
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You are in a lot of debt
411
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So Nathan
412
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Somebody so
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Vanessa
414
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You said
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Oh hey
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Robbie Echo is here
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Nate
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Hey man good job
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Are yo here for the DP
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Can we make this the dp
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We can yeah
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We can't pay you anything, and we're not gonna pay you anything extra.
423
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Anything goes
424
00:14:03,583 --> 00:14:05,450
I mean...I'll suck your dick
425
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For free
426
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,830
You know it's his birthday?
427
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It was his birthday yesterday!
428
00:14:13,990 --> 00:14:16,010
Do have a good test?!
429
00:14:16,810 --> 00:14:18,870
See here at the fucking podcast
430
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,590
We care about sexual health
431
00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,690
Even if you didn't, we still worked together those days so...
432
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What a strange turn of events.
433
00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:26,550
Yes!
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Good job good job
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She didnยดt even offer to suck my dick
436
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I was here the whole time
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Yeah what great day
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You're breaking shit
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What kind of-
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00:14:36,350 --> 00:14:37,450
You come into the scene
441
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It's like it is like circus here
442
00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:42,610
Im trying have serious
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im trying have serious podcast
444
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,530
My roommates are sabotaging i
445
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ไฟบใฎไปฒ้ใ ใ
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ใๅใใกใฏ่ฉฑใใใชใใๅงๅฉใใฆใใใ
447
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:54,290
ใใใคใฏใ้ใๆใใชใ
448
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:55,750
ใใใใ่จใฃใฆใใใ
449
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ใใฃใกใซๆฅใฆใใ!
450
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ใใใงๆๅพใพใง
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ใใฎ็ช็ตใงใฏ็้ข็ฎใซใชใใใ
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ใใใใญใฃในใใงใใใฃใฆใฟใใ
453
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,730
ใ ใใๅใซใฏใใญใจใใใ
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00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,990
ใฏใฌใคใธใผใปใใชในใใชใใใผใใใผใใงใใ
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00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,490
ใกใใฃใจ้ฃฒใใงใฟใใ
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OK
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00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,310
ใใพใใใใใใชใใ
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ใฉใใใใใพใใ
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00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:13,770
ใใใ
460
00:15:15,630 --> 00:15:16,230
ไปไบบใธไฝใ่ตทใ่พผใ
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00:15:16,230 --> 00:15:16,470
ๅใใฃใ
462
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:17,390
You know what I mean?
463
00:15:18,930 --> 00:15:22,690
OK, so Vanessa you obviously target sugar daddies who have money.
464
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,570
You're trying to baby trap somebody
465
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:25,910
We're trying get that going
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00:15:26,390 --> 00:15:29,630
Nathan do you consciously project this image of like
467
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Somebody who's bad with money
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Who is broke
469
00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:34,330
So nobody tries a baby trap on him
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It has worked out well for me
471
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:39,890
Really interesting
472
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:41,610
And yet there are these other guys
473
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With moneys
474
00:15:42,390 --> 00:15:43,890
I have that accident all the time.
475
00:15:44,790 --> 00:15:50,090
Something to be learned here, we're always learning on a podcast too and that's great lesson for guys
476
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:51,690
Yeah i've learned so much today
477
00:15:51,690 --> 00:15:53,470
It was your birthday the other day! Happy Birthday
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00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,190
Thanks
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00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:59,830
How are things going with you though? What do you like doing in your life
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Good... getting my dick sucked
481
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,510
So it is another Tuesday
482
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:06,470
Yeah
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00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:13,360
There'so much going on here.
484
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:17,340
Is our Sagittarius friend still here?
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Sagitarius friend!
486
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No, she left...
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She was getting ignored
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You didn't offer to eat her pussy
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We'll eat your pussy right now
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Let me see your boobs
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I just took a boring ass pill baby
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Still same
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People jus keep joining
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Pretty soon this is
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This orgy is gonna get bigger and bigger
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00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,600
Or we can start sucking the titties
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Whatever
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You are not... Do you not feel obligated, little Puck?
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Yeah. Feel free to come and sit or join me on the chair
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We'll have a conversation of course
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How was your coffee break
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It was delicious
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Eat it in your mouth
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00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:03,480
Okay
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00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,620
So tell me about yourself
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Do I have to?
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No, you just want to watch them.
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Nobody wants talk with me!
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Just sit and talk with myself
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God damn it
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It's fucking hot
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00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,400
What?!
513
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,220
You're getting paid
514
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,080
So Nathan
515
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When you first got in the industry
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Yo had crabs
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How long did have them for
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Let see
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18 till i was
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28
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It's a long time! You formed bonds with them.
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I did
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They were living their best life
524
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,680
One had the human arm with the tattoo on it
525
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Whose arm was it based on?
526
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:42,945
This one, because there was anchor tattooed
527
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Nice
528
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,660
So...it is two crabs fighting
529
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you got to get laser removed
530
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,020
Why did you geted remove
531
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,360
Because handful of companies said
532
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,080
we think Nathan great performer
533
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,460
he let girls like him
534
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:57,980
but his gotta dumbest tattoos
535
00:17:57,980 --> 00:17:59,120
so still have dumb tatoos
536
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bu not wanted by my dick
537
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You also, speaking of dumb tattoos.
538
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You have my name tattooed on your ass
539
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Well not spelled the same
540
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It'still there
541
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,720
But it was for me
542
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you're just great at spelling
543
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Yeah I'm really bad
544
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So ok
545
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A lot people probably know this
546
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Maybe some don't
547
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Your a stuntman
548
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,040
When you were growing up as kid
549
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Were adult figures
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Principals adults
551
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You're like, this is a kid who can really take
552
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A punch. This is the kid you can kick him down
553
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The stairs and it's just not
554
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Problem see now what none of the adults usually said
555
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That with more friends did
556
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You throw yourself down
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This area uh no circus service
558
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Vegas yeah they'd like six flights
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Of stairs that go up
560
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Yeah I threw myself dowm
561
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At one time on purpose
562
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Yeah because
563
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It would be funny to see
564
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Security guards
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Just reactions when
566
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,540
I got back up and walked away.
567
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:52,520
Oh no,
568
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,620
when we got drunk afterwards...
569
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:56,300
Wait did you say you were a kid when you did this?
570
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,060
No this was like 21 or 22 years old
571
00:18:58,060 --> 00:18:58,740
Ah okay
572
00:18:59,260 --> 00:18:59,580
Nice
573
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:00,540
So
574
00:19:01,386 --> 00:19:01,520
Um
575
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,100
The brain damage that occurred
576
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:03,340
Yeah
577
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,080
Was tha before porn
578
00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:05,500
Or after porn
579
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:07,020
That's been around most of my life
580
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,440
Can i actually do it with her right now
581
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:08,840
Do your thing
582
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,540
You don't have to hand me the shirt
583
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,100
Uh..I'm not paying any guys
584
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:12,800
But yeah sure
585
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,700
Only if its your dad
586
00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:14,360
Are u okay
587
00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:15,160
To have sex with him right here
588
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:15,480
Yeah
589
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:16,380
Okay can like
590
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,220
A little switch
591
00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:17,680
Ar-are
592
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,640
ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS
593
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:19,860
U LOOK CONCERNED
594
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:24,700
I'm just a little, you know one of the greatest male performers in the industry.
595
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,820
And then the moment Robbie walks in...
596
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:28,740
Two days and it broke!
597
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,980
Robbie walked into this stick out
598
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,900
Hey would you like to be?
599
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:35,140
Just curious about that thought process
600
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,260
It was his birthday
601
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,720
You're an Aries
602
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,660
So your birthday is all back April
603
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,800
He already contracted glitter from her pussy
604
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:45,060
Okay
605
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,400
Don't know if have glitter already
606
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,380
I've got a girl already.
607
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,820
Alright, so this is boy-boy girl
608
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:53,790
It's kind of boy boi girll
609
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:57,760
Well technically there are two girls in the room
610
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,140
Have you read it?
611
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,560
There was SO MUCH HAPPENING
612
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,160
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