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Nathan, were you able to cover that rash with concealer that we talked about?

No I was not.

Okay

It's just between the buttcheeks so we're good

Welcome! To another great episode of a fucking podcast

Today

We have somebody really special

He is one the top performers industry

he is loved by everybody

and more than few women have said

his dick

Is perfect

Talking off course about me

Sean Alff

Im your host

We also have Nathan Bronson, Vanessa's guy with us today.

Mediocre cock!

Yeah

We actually... we have similar cocks

I've heard it described that way

His is a little bit curved

You'll see

Ah you can google it later

Um anyhow

Vanessa

Hi

You look gorgeous today

Thank yo

I dressed for the occasion

Nathen

...you look like hot garbage

That what do

Like

One shoe one shoe off

Well

What happened here

In order to get in good direction

I feel that my left foot needs to actually feel the floor.

Feel a little bit of grounding?

Yeah, grounding what the hippies say

Do you wear camouflage because it helps hide your dick or...

You don't have problem hiding your dick

No no i dont

It's mediocre enough where can just bypass most people vision so really

If T-Rex was coming at you he wouldn' see

NO! Doesn´T move

Doesn ´¯ ?

Does not move doesn go anywhere

Just sit there like limp secatators

No. So, Nathan you have your own podcast

Cooking with Nathan

Calling it a podcast is stretch

Yeah

It'show

Its'a show

Right

Its uh

so you

You

A lot of times

Porn stars on

And

and

Cook for them

Um

Umm

As well

Don't know if

If

But porn star

Not really known

For

Being all that interesting

People kinda

Watch them

Have sex

Have ever had

About having

Maybe

Podcast

They have

Sex

With each other

Just

Well

I would, but this job bores me to death.

Look! Who's here? What a puck

Oh welcome

Come say hi

Welcome to the fucking podcast

There are always surprises happening

A special guest

She is visiting from Chicago

And she is not here for sex with you

But she did get coffee

Do you mind if we watch it

Should pull her boobs out

Pull our boobs

You're not required to pull a boob job.

If the stream seems...

Fantastic!

That escalated quickly

I didn't know you could do that, you just ask somebody and they take their tits out

She acts nice enough

Really?

Nathan your podcast

You have people on porn stars

They don'y have sex

It's just weird. How did you come up with that concept?

I was bored of the job completely and

And i only got to know people by

Hey, here is my test! What do you like what don't like

So figured if he knows some these people a little better

Might make the job funner

Did ever regret it because

100%

A lot for instance

You are really...

Didn' want talk with me

Just wanted have sex with

Have had list about 4 people

That were worst on that show

Could say their names

Yes totally can

Give us a hint!

Vanessa was also on the show.

I was so good, but my knife cutting skills were really shitty

Which is odd because you're Cuban and aren't you good with knives?

What?! That i'm crazy??

Shut up

I don't know.

But okay, as a Cuban

What are the differences like if

A guy was going to cheat on his wife

With say...

...a Cuban or Puerto Rican

What are the differences between that?

The Puerto Rican woman will call your wife and tell her

And the Cubans would never do that

Why you think it is

Is is something like your grandmother tells you

Yes when she raised me

When you cheat with a man.

If you're ever

A man's mistress

You must never

She didn't really speak English

Vanessa, if you were

The wife of someone

Call

His wife

I see

Don' tell the cops

Interesting

That one too

But don''t

Do never tell his wife

Puerto Rican woman will

Cuban woman would never

Would NEVER

Tell on any mans

On

The mistress

Of couple men

I would never tell their wives.

You have a long storied history of being the sugar baby?

Yes

At what age did you realize that you wanted to hustle men for the money

18

Was there any deciding point

You were just like,

Y'know what i'd really like do and be good at

is using my beauty

Yeah

More so using

moreso

Using

Wife

ok

Sorry

You're so distracted

I'm so overstimulated

This is why we're here

Okay

That was an exciting time

Yeah

It just seems like this seems like a great career thing

Have you gone and talked to college women in terms of career choices?

Don't hit your head

Telling them like this is the way to get into it, and this isn't what you'd expect from me.

Yeah when my friends want to do in there but I don' t wanna fuck with a guy

And they're like get out of here

You are like that's part

That part

Well thats not even sugar baby

Sorry

Does happen often?

When people scream

No

Never with Me

It over stimulated

Too much going on

Way too much

We have guest here

We do have a guest.

There's Robby right outside of there?

Yeah, there is alot going on here

You're in Mario shoes

I just got these

Can you say it to me Mario while he is eating my pussy

Would that do for you

It'a Me! Mario

Interesting

Okay

So how much money ballpark

Do think

Yo've made

Off men

In your lifetime

Idk

Like isn't enough

To buy house

Its enough for down payment

Think yeah

Yeah

カリフォルニアにいるときは、私が持っていたものではなくて。

お金を払った時のような感じだよ

あなたには感染症や医療不良もある?

パウンジーとかあるかい

そんなこと必要ないかな

それだけでいいんだけど

ええ!

まさしくお腹痛になりそうじゃない

いけませんでした

どうして人間たちから失敗した事ありますでしょう

ここら辺でもスペランティングみたいですか

I know where guys go into caves, but they need to bring a rope so they don't get lost.

That's the cavernous of pussy!

Not yet... until after Nathan is done with it

Yeah..I would describe that as cavernous

There are definitely some stalactites and stalagmites

There are species that could be discovered in there

Close to me? Well, I'm having sex.

That's incorrect!

You've been THIS close?!

You're right here...you could hold my leg

Is this helping Nathan or am i helping you

It is not helping

What about this

Pet Me Daddy

Where are you

He just got really hard

Did ya sense the connection between us

Have y'all ever experienced something like that

in a porn set

This is literally something I would fever drink and then text him.

Yeah, yeah here we go this is it

It's like if he was eating a pussy

This great

Magical

Have you ever had like static fire caused when your vagina hair

And their hair just catches fire?

No but now that all im going to think about

No, the only thing I'm going to think about is accidentally causing a static fire.

Do you know Nathan Bronson and me? We've actually done an EP together

Stop! Who's the lucky lady?!

Can'talk about it yet

It can be released as secret

You're gonna have to wait

Our OnlyFans are spicy so...

I think his dick might coming out

But i can see in camouflage pants

This was what was going on

I'm gonna go duck on you after this.

What?!

Shh, shh!

Puddles is at home

Why would you stop a man?

This is what he does for work

and your interrupting his flow

You're interrupting the flow

No no

Have yo never had

A man penetrate

While eating your feet

While another man talks to you.

While laying on another man's pink robe?

Pink bathrobe, yes

This is a designer actually

Who designed it

Amazon

.com

Are we allowed to say that?!

Yeah

And Amazon is verb now

Oh really!?

A verb!

So noun whatever bro

I feel like this getting way too highbrow for us

We need bring back down

Oh, yeah.

Vanessa...

As somebody who has taken a lot of psychiatric drugs

which ones are your favorite?

Wellbutrin

Why wellbutrin

It'such good name it is like

you want to feel good

It is an appetite suppressant

I see

Anozempic was really fun

What did that one do

Come on

No keep talking

This why we're here

This why were here

That makes you lose weight.

It's interesting because you go to the psychiatric department

To get drugs that help your body

That seems like a really healthy mental game we play with them

Of your psychiatric diagnoses, which one are you most proud of?

Which one do brag about the most at this point

Depression

It's kind of, ah.

Because it looks like you've been through some shit?

I love...

You look like you're possessed have you ever gotten that before

Yeah probably

The uh in Cuban what are they called the brujas

In Cuban in Spanish

Yeah

The witch is a bruja

Is bruja

Bruha

Do your um

Sorry

Yeah

Have your ever described as an aburra

Um no because

Can't guess anyone zodiac sign right

You're giving Aquarius.

No!

She's wrong every time

I'm wrong every time

And yet

Let me get one more guess

It doesn't stop her from guessing

and it doesn' t stop her from believing

From guessing, like with confidence

Right

She knew mine

Yeah and still guessed it wrong

So

Hold on

Whatever you believe in

You are going to believe despite the evidence against them

I don't know what to say.

You seem like a girl who has been served with

A restraining order or two

Is that true

Please God let it be true

No

That was on my dick

Can yo describe i

What time of your day

Glitter

Already!?

Well

Did she give him glitter

Sexually transmitted

That sexually transmitted glitter

Stores up there

I store my glitter.

It just shoots out?

There's a glitter shortage, actually

You're like Spider-Man except you shoot

There is like glitter shortage

What are you?!

That was so scary

Duh!

She knew it

The whole time she knew it

Duh shes'a sad

Look at her

Of course

Shes giving sad

Do feel lik im jus'thole

No

Im appreciate that

Your more than hole

Your conversation piece

I appreciate it.

Your art, yeah! You're here for us

We wouldn't be here without you

We might

It'd just Nathan and me stroking ourselves

And talking to each other

Might've been good

So as somebody who obviously

Looked for a lot of wealthy men

What's the good way

To tell if guy is wealthy or not?

Like quick way

Shoes...

What kind shoes are talking about

Shoes, watch and then there's like an energy.

What does this watch tell you about me?

That you're fucking broke

That right

You are in a lot of debt

So Nathan

Somebody so

Vanessa

You said

Oh hey

Robbie Echo is here

Nate

Hey man good job

Are yo here for the DP

Can we make this the dp

We can yeah

We can't pay you anything, and we're not gonna pay you anything extra.

Anything goes

I mean...I'll suck your dick

For free

You know it's his birthday?

It was his birthday yesterday!

Do have a good test?!

See here at the fucking podcast

We care about sexual health

Even if you didn't, we still worked together those days so...

What a strange turn of events.

Yes!

Good job good job

She didn´t even offer to suck my dick

I was here the whole time

Yeah what great day

You're breaking shit

What kind of-

You come into the scene

It's like it is like circus here

Im trying have serious

im trying have serious podcast

My roommates are sabotaging i

俺の仲間だよ

お前たちは話をしながら喧嘩してるんだ

あいつはお金も払わない

じゃあ、言ってやろう

こっちに来てくれ!

これで最後まで

この番組では真面目になりたい

パッドキャストでもやってみたい

だから僕にはプロとしたい

クレイジー・フリストならハートビープできる

ちょっと飲んでみよう

OK

すまん。ごめんなさい

どういたしません

そこか

他人へ何か起き込む

分かった

You know what I mean?

OK, so Vanessa you obviously target sugar daddies who have money.

You're trying to baby trap somebody

We're trying get that going

Nathan do you consciously project this image of like

Somebody who's bad with money

Who is broke

So nobody tries a baby trap on him

It has worked out well for me

Really interesting

And yet there are these other guys

With moneys

I have that accident all the time.

Something to be learned here, we're always learning on a podcast too and that's great lesson for guys

Yeah i've learned so much today

It was your birthday the other day! Happy Birthday

Thanks

How are things going with you though? What do you like doing in your life

Good... getting my dick sucked

So it is another Tuesday

Yeah

There'so much going on here.

Is our Sagittarius friend still here?

Sagitarius friend!

No, she left...

She was getting ignored

You didn't offer to eat her pussy

We'll eat your pussy right now

Let me see your boobs

I just took a boring ass pill baby

Still same

People jus keep joining

Pretty soon this is

This orgy is gonna get bigger and bigger

Or we can start sucking the titties

Whatever

You are not... Do you not feel obligated, little Puck?

Yeah. Feel free to come and sit or join me on the chair

We'll have a conversation of course

How was your coffee break

It was delicious

Eat it in your mouth

Okay

So tell me about yourself

Do I have to?

No, you just want to watch them.

Nobody wants talk with me!

Just sit and talk with myself

God damn it

It's fucking hot

What?!

You're getting paid

So Nathan

When you first got in the industry

Yo had crabs

How long did have them for

Let see

18 till i was

28

It's a long time! You formed bonds with them.

I did

They were living their best life

One had the human arm with the tattoo on it

Whose arm was it based on?

This one, because there was anchor tattooed

Nice

So...it is two crabs fighting

you got to get laser removed

Why did you geted remove

Because handful of companies said

we think Nathan great performer

he let girls like him

but his gotta dumbest tattoos

so still have dumb tatoos

bu not wanted by my dick

You also, speaking of dumb tattoos.

You have my name tattooed on your ass

Well not spelled the same

It'still there

But it was for me

you're just great at spelling

Yeah I'm really bad

So ok

A lot people probably know this

Maybe some don't

Your a stuntman

When you were growing up as kid

Were adult figures

Principals adults

You're like, this is a kid who can really take

A punch. This is the kid you can kick him down

The stairs and it's just not

Problem see now what none of the adults usually said

That with more friends did

You throw yourself down

This area uh no circus service

Vegas yeah they'd like six flights

Of stairs that go up

Yeah I threw myself dowm

At one time on purpose

Yeah because

It would be funny to see

Security guards

Just reactions when

I got back up and walked away.

Oh no,

when we got drunk afterwards...

Wait did you say you were a kid when you did this?

No this was like 21 or 22 years old

Ah okay

Nice

So

Um

The brain damage that occurred

Yeah

Was tha before porn

Or after porn

That's been around most of my life

Can i actually do it with her right now

Do your thing

You don't have to hand me the shirt

Uh..I'm not paying any guys

But yeah sure

Only if its your dad

Are u okay

To have sex with him right here

Yeah

Okay can like

A little switch

Ar-are

ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS

U LOOK CONCERNED

I'm just a little, you know one of the greatest male performers in the industry.

And then the moment Robbie walks in...

Two days and it broke!

Robbie walked into this stick out

Hey would you like to be?

Just curious about that thought process

It was his birthday

You're an Aries

So your birthday is all back April

He already contracted glitter from her pussy

Okay

Don't know if have glitter already

I've got a girl already.

Alright, so this is boy-boy girl

It's kind of boy boi girll

Well technically there are two girls in the room

Have you read it?

There was SO MUCH HAPPENING

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