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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:32,347 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 2 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,918 Verdi e �ntotdeauna Verdi ! 3 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,056 �sta este Rossini ! 4 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,311 Auzi ce zgomot ! 5 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:33,312 Ieri m-au amendat pentru c� am claxonat odat�. 6 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:37,313 Da ? Pentru mine sun� de parc� ar fluiera ! 7 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,530 - A�teapt�-m� aici. - Da. 8 00:04:08,060 --> 00:04:12,712 - Mare�ale, sunte�i mul�umit de mine ? - E�ti cel mai bun timpanist al armatei. 9 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:17,237 Mul�umesc, numai c�nd spune�i dvs m� simt un bun timpanist. 10 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,715 - Poate. - Mul�umesc, mare�ale ! 11 00:04:19,780 --> 00:04:23,998 Nu i-a pl�cut. Vrea muzic� mai modern�. 12 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,470 Din p�cate, muzica mea nu-i place nici mare�alului, nici �ie. 13 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,216 Tata ! 14 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:33,354 - Bun�, tata. - Bun�, ascultai ? 15 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,354 Da, eram acolo cu Sandro. 16 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,035 - Te duci s� te plimbi cu el ? - Dac� nu te superi... 17 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:43,511 - Eh... ne vedem acas�. - Bine. Ciao, tata. 18 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,590 - Cine e acest Sandro ? - Logodnicul. 19 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,269 C�nd se c�s�toresc ? 20 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:51,194 - Nu se �tie. - Sunt logodi�i �i nu se c�s�toresc ? 21 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:56,070 - C�s�toria e ca �i cum ai bea o cafea ? - A�a e. 22 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,709 �l punem pe unchiul meu, Monseniorul, s� �i c�s�toreasc� ? 23 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,553 El �i c�s�tore�te, eu le fac imnul.... 24 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:05,473 ��i place ideea ? Un imn frumos. 25 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,076 "Frumosul soare. Calul..." 26 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,836 "Mama copilului cu balon." 27 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:19,589 - "Quelle femme n'est pas bonne." - Ce �nseamn� "pas bonne" ? 28 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,557 - �nseamn� "proast�" ! - Proast� ? 29 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:24,234 C�nd vezi o proast� spui : "pas bonne". 30 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:30,398 Francez� e totul �n via�� ! ��i deschide toate u�ile. 31 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:36,669 �n Fran�a nu se vorbe�te italiana. To�i vorbesc franceza ! 32 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,954 Oh, Paris ! 33 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,033 - Numai Paris, Alberto ! - �n fiecare zi Paris ! 34 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:46,108 Eu am dirijat traficul de pe Champs-Elis�es, ��i mai aminte�ti ? 35 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:50,796 - Desigur, �mi repe�i de 10 ori pe zi. - Asta e invidie. 36 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:55,078 C�nd ne-au ales s� plec�m �n Fran�a pe mine m-au chemat, pe tine nu. 37 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:59,039 Tu nu ai sensibilitate, eu am ureche pentru limbi. 38 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:03,352 �mi sunt suficiente 4 sau 5 lec�ii �i nu mai dirijez traficul. 39 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:08,137 Mi-au dat o banderol�. �tii ce �nseamn� asta ? 40 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,472 Nu mai face pe de�teptul. 41 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,118 �nseamn� c� pentru mine serviciul este o glum�, 42 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,870 e�ti tot timpul printre turi�ti �i femei franceze. 43 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,236 - Femeia francez� e de dou� ori femeie. - De ce ? 44 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:26,110 C�nd ai �nt�lnire cu o fran�uzoaic�, e mai bine s�-�i aduci un prieten. 45 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,509 Un alt cal. 46 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:34,593 Dac� mergem la m�cel�ria hipic�, g�sim destui ! 47 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,035 Da, cai mor�i. 48 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:40,874 # Calul mort... # 49 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,717 Pietro, c�nd ai gre�it, mare�alul s-a uitat ur�t la tine. 50 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:48,554 - Crezi c� eu m� uit la mare�al ? - De asta gre�e�ti. 51 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,918 - C�teodat� partiturile nu sunt de ajuns. - Eu nu m� uit la partitur�. 52 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,560 - Dar la ce te ui�i ? - Citesc "La Cronaca di Roma". 53 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:59,030 - La ce se c�nt�... ! - Ai dreptate. 54 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,954 S�-mi iau �ig�ri. Da, "la ce se c�nt�... !" 55 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,310 Am obosit s� interpretez tot timpul aceia�i muzica. 56 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,916 �i eu. 57 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:14,755 Rossini, Leoncavallo, Verdi ! Omul mai obose�te ! 58 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,230 Sunt valorile noastre na�ionale, sunt autorii tineri. 59 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:23,169 Autorii �n via�� trebuie ajuta�i, nu mor�ii ! 60 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:27,955 De aceea nu trebuie introdus �n program Manganiello ? 61 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:33,194 - Cine e acest Manganiello ? - Te prefaci c� nu �tii cum m� cheam� ? 62 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,679 Eu sunt Giuseppe Manganiello ! 63 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,835 Voiam s� v�d dac� �tiu s� c�nt. 64 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,710 �ntr-o zi, toate fanfarele din lume �mi vor c�nta imnul. 65 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,030 "Rug�ciunea gardianului public". 66 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,033 Dar voi schimba titlul. Am renun�at la "Rug�ciunea gardianului public", 67 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,395 eu sunt nepotul monseniorului, 68 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:55,119 s-ar p�rea c� am nevoi de o recomandare. 69 00:07:55,200 --> 00:08:00,098 Rug�ciunile... monseniorul... dar nu ! M-am g�ndit... scuze. 70 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:04,758 M-am g�ndit la numele : "Protestul metropolei". 71 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:08,355 Am s�-�i ar�t primele note introductive. 72 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,496 O se le auzi imediat. 73 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,918 Ai s� vezi ! 74 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:30,198 �ntr-o zi �mi vor pune bustul la Pincio ! 75 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,235 �ine ! 76 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:34,956 - �ie ce-�i vor pune ? - O burtier� ! 77 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,437 E inutil, nu ai suferin�� muzical�. Tu nu suferi muzica ! 78 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:44,275 Ce suferin�� e mai mare dec�t s� te am aproape cu trombonul �sta blestemat ? 79 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,594 Ti-a pl�cut cum a interpretat tata azi ? 80 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:56,196 Desigur c�nta la un instrument foarte complex. 81 00:08:56,400 --> 00:09:01,734 - Tat�l t�u e indispensabil �n orchestr� ? - Da. 82 00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:05,518 Tat�l meu e bun, altfel nu a� fi fost singur� cu tine aici. 83 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:09,233 Nu ? Atunci cu cine ai fi fost ? 84 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,936 Cu un gardian. 85 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,799 - Te arunc �n r�u ! - E�ti nebun, vrei s� cad ? 86 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,031 S� vedem dac� vine gardianul s� te pescuiasc�. 87 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:33,991 - Tata, �mi dai fluierul ? - Nu se joac� cu uniforma. 88 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,913 D�-mi casca, Tonino ! 89 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:41,398 �i-am spus de multe ori, trebuie s� �nve�i. 90 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,358 C�nd vei fi mare, te vei face automobilist, nu gardian public. 91 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:48,433 - Gardianul e mai important ! - Da, dar merge pe jos. 92 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,795 - Bun�, tata. - Bun�. 93 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:53,952 Vino �i pune fa�a de mas�, sunt mort de oboseal�. 94 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:58,192 - Unde ai fost ? - M-am plimbat cu Sandro, cu motocicleta. 95 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:01,070 - Ce mai faci ? - Bine, mul�umesc. 96 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,239 Ascunde casca. 97 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,357 Trebuie s� termini cu plimb�rile astea. 98 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,274 - Nu ai �ncredere �n Sandro ? - Nu am �ncredere �n motociclete. 99 00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:13,273 - De ce ? - Dup� ultima statistic�, 60% din accidente 100 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:17,558 sunt provocate de motoscutere. 101 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,438 - Sandro are motociclet�. - Mai r�u ! 102 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,511 �ia sunt s�lbaticii str�zii ! 103 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:26,559 Se urc� pe rezervor �i gonesc ca nebunii ! 104 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:31,634 - Nu, Sandro e prudent. - Sandro e du�manul gardienilor. 105 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:36,840 Marisa, nu vreau s� ��i interzic o c�s�torie, o logodn�, 106 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,673 dar tu e�ti fiica unui brigadier... 107 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:43,435 �i te logode�ti cu un t�n�r care e boxer �i motociclist ! 108 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,239 - Stai lini�tit, nu va mai dura mult. - De ce ? Vinde motocicleta ? 109 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:49,437 - Nu, a comandat un FIAT 600. - Adio ! 110 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,717 - De ce ? - �ia sunt mai nebuni ca motocicli�tii. 111 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,349 Fiindc� ma�ina e mic�, vor s� treac� pe unde vor. 112 00:10:56,440 --> 00:11:01,468 De c�nd a ie�it 600... mi s-a umflat ficatul. 113 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,035 Tata, tata... ! �ie nu ��i plac motocicli�tii. 114 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,235 A�a e. 115 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,958 Nu �mi plac. 116 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,077 - Iar automobili�tii nici at�t. - Te rog ! 117 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,677 - Dar pietonii ? - Ni�te nenoroci�i. 118 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,479 Pot s� �tiu ce-�i convine ? 119 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:22,075 N-are rost s� m� pupi, nu �mi plac motocicli�tii. 120 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,628 Mie �mi pl�ceau... aviatorii. 121 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:32,198 - N-am �n�eles niciodat� ma�inile alea ! - Sunt jocuri automate. 122 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,032 Mare�alul... 123 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:38,830 Brigadiere Spaziali, e o noutate s� te vedem aici. 124 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:44,392 - M-a scos cu for�a din cas�. - Da, i-am spus s� vin� s� se distreze... 125 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:49,190 - s� mai joace o partid� de c�r�i. - Vre�i s� juca�i ? 126 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:52,511 - Suntem trei, cum facem ? - Juc�m cu o m�n� moart�. 127 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:56,798 Am ie�it s� m� distrez, nu s� m� joc cu mortul. 128 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,759 - A�a se spune. E tare asta. - Mai g�si�i pe cineva, vin �i eu. 129 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:04,254 - C�uta�i o mas�. - Uite-o acolo. 130 00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:08,914 - Eu joc cu mare�alul. - De ce, eu nu joc bine ? 131 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,005 Tu joci mai bine dec�t el, eu fac echipa cu mare�alul. 132 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,160 Bine. 133 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,197 - Vrei s� joci ? - La ordin. 134 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,430 - Vrei s� joci sau nu ? - Da, dar trebuie s� m� antrenez. 135 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,829 - E mai bine s� te odihne�ti. - Bine. 136 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:24,310 - Nu m� mai antrenez ! - Roberto, te-ai s�turat ! 137 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,154 - Ce avantaj �mi dai ? - Avantaj ? De ce ? 138 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:32,199 Vrei s� piard� mare�alul ? Nu ��i convine. 139 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:36,478 La joc nu sunt grade, unii c�tig�, al�ii pierd. 140 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:40,314 Eu joc de pl�cere, dar s� c�tig. 141 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,870 - Ce se �nt�mpl� ? - Spune c� nu poate s� piard�. 142 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,235 - Nu... - Cum nu poate s� piard� ? 143 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,237 - Spuneam... - Nu conteaz�. 144 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,959 - Eu i-am spus... - �mi dai voie ? 145 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:54,919 - I-am spus, la joc nu exist� grade. - Exact ! 146 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,515 - Eu am spus asta ! - Schimb�m posturile. 147 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,798 - Noi doi facem echipa. - Echipa cu mare�alul. 148 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:06,005 - S� vedem cine d� c�r�ile. - �ncepe el. 149 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:07,050 Eu ? 150 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:12,755 - F�r� �mecheriile obi�nuite ! - Care �mecherii ? 151 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,957 - Noi nu facem �mecherii ! - Nu "noi", "tu" s� nu faci ! 152 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:20,477 - Noi nu tri��m ! - �l cunosc, mare�ale. 153 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:24,116 - Bine ! - Nu le t�iem ? 154 00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:29,192 - Nu ! Vezi ? - Are dreptate. 155 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,311 "Noi nu tri��m"... ! Nu vrea s� piard� ! 156 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,155 - Nu e vorba de asta. - Cine e al patrulea ? 157 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,311 - Rinatti ! - Sunt aici, mare�ale. 158 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,789 - Vino ! - �ncepe s� dai c�r�ile. 159 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:46,836 M� la�i s� �ncerc eu ? 160 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:56,396 �ncearc� tu ! 161 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:05,352 - O cafea ? - Nu, un Courvoisier. 162 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,716 - Nu am CURVASIETT. - Courvoisier. 163 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:11,268 Cost� 180 lire paharul, cine s� cumpere ? 164 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,239 La Paris, cost� 30 franci �i prime�ti un pahar a�a de mare. 165 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,077 Ce b�uturi franceze ai ? 166 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,594 - Am "Fernet". - E francez ? 167 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:25,195 - Se scrie cu doi de "T", e francez. - D�-mi unul. 168 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,999 Fernet e francez ? Da, un cuv�nt trunchiat. 169 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,477 "S� fiul al naibii !" 170 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:36,120 Fernet... asta e "t�rie". 171 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,676 - La Paris nu se d� bac�i� ? - Nu, e o jignire. 172 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,994 Patru cu trei : �apte. 173 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,230 - D�-mi s� v�d. - De ce ? 174 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:48,949 - Pentru c� nu am v�zut. - Ai f�cut r�u, trebuia s� te ui�i. 175 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,316 - M� uitam la c�r�ile mele. - Trebuia s� te ui�i aici ! 176 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,870 - Nu ai �ncredere �n noi ? - Am �ncredere, dar tu faci a�a... 177 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:58,838 - Nu ai �ncredere �n mare�al ? - Nu am �ncredere �n tine ! 178 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,832 - E cuv�ntul mare�alului. - Las�-l �n pace pe mare�al. 179 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:05,071 - Cuv�ntul unui prieten al mare�alului. - Nu are leg�tur�. 180 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,836 Mare�ale, permite�i... Nu juc�m pe bani, e �ntre noi. 181 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:14,630 - Nu mi se pare corect... - Ce pierdem, 4 beri ? 182 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:19,153 - E bine ? 4 beri cost� 50 de lire. - Nu vi se pare cam pu�in ? 183 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:25,036 F�r� s� jignesc pe nimeni, putem s� juc�m �i pe 100 lire. 184 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,556 - Deci 100 lire �i consuma�ia. - Bine. 185 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,189 - Arat�-mi c�r�ile ! - Arat�-i c�r�ile ! 186 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,590 - Nu are �ncredere �n mine. - S� vedem.. 187 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,912 - Vreau s� v�d c�r�ile ! - Patru �i trei : �apte ! 188 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,577 Acum e�ti mul�umit ?! 189 00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:44,999 Patru beri mici ! 190 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,791 - Mare�ale, arunc� ! Arunc� ! - Da, arunc. 191 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,797 Uite... 192 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,792 Eu v�d de aproape ! Arat�-mi de departe ! 193 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,170 - Arat�-i de departe. - Scuze, dar el... 194 00:15:57,180 --> 00:15:58,394 Nu-i nimic. 195 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,516 Arunc� ! 196 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,712 Nu m� intereseaz� dac� la 18,30 e �nc� ziu�. 197 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:08,110 Luminile trebuiesc aprinse cu jum�tate de or� �nainte de asfin�it. 198 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,714 Soarele apune la 19.00 la 18.30 aplic amenzi. 199 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:15,237 C�nd e vorba de c�teva minute, le spun s� le aprind� �i �i las s� treac�. 200 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,993 Eu �i opresc �i �ncep s� scriu. 201 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,629 S� vezi cum vocifereaz� ! La Roma nu vor s� pl�teasc� amenzi. 202 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,314 Cei din nordul Italiei nu protesteaz�. 203 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,060 C�nd gardianul �i-a scos m�nu�ile, nu se mai poate face nimic. 204 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,279 Cum ? 205 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:32,797 Mai �nt�i ascult�, apoi �l vezi... 206 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,634 Tic, tac. Tic, tac... 207 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,197 Ei �tiu c� atunci c�nd gardianul are m�nu�i, pot vorbi, 208 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,238 c�nd �i le scoate, nu se mai poate face nimic. 209 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,869 - D�-mi un jeton pentru aparat. - De c�te ori pe zi ��i sco�i m�nu�ile ? 210 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:50,919 Cei din nord le scot, eu nu mi le pun niciodat�. 211 00:16:53,160 --> 00:16:58,029 S� vedem... Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra... 212 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,348 "C'est si bon" ! 213 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,716 "C'est si bon". 7-A. 7-A. 214 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,958 Ah, Paris ! Paris ! 215 00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:23,975 Tu nu po�i s� �n�elegi. 216 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,436 - E�ti foarte ur�t. - Da ? 217 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,090 - Mare�ale, trebuie s� se antreneze ! - Vin acum. 218 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,228 Vino ! 219 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,756 - Ce facem ? - �ntrerupem jocul. 220 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,149 - Du-te �i antreneaz�-te. - Trebuie s� �ntrerupem. 221 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,277 A�teapt� ! Randolfi ! 222 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,952 Vin, mare�ale ! 223 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:49,232 - Mare�ale, Randolfi ! - Joac� bine ? 224 00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:51,810 Randolfi, vino ! 225 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:55,719 C�ntecele franceze sunt mai odihnitoare dec�t cele americane. 226 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:59,130 - M� la�i s� �ncerc ? - Da. 227 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,110 - Gr�be�te-te, Randolfi ! - �ine, era al t�u. 228 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,229 Vin, mare�ale ! 229 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:20,188 Joc contra dvs, mare�ale ? Care e scorul ? 230 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,717 - Nu st�m prea bine. - 12 noi ? Cine d� cartea ? 231 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,836 Eu. 232 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,315 �apte cu doi : nou�. 233 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,871 - Jos e calul. - Scuze, are dreptate. 234 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,916 De asta c�tigau. 235 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,958 - �apte cu trei : zece. Carte. - Mare�ale, carte ! 236 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:41,031 Mare�ale, vre�i s� vede�i ? 237 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:45,678 - Trei ! - Luam ! Dvs, mare�ale ! 238 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:49,073 - Un cinci. - Permi�i, mare�ale ? 239 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,278 Mare�ale, nu �ti�i s� juca�i. Trebuia s�-mi spune�i. 240 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,396 - Hai, joac�. - O alt� m�n�. 241 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:58,040 - Mare�ale, are un patru ? - Are un patru, ia ! 242 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,259 - �i asta ? - Da. 243 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:05,759 - Pe c�t a�i jucat ? - 100 de lire, plus consuma�ia. 244 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,530 - Fantoni ! - Am adus patru beri. 245 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:09,753 Bine ! 246 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,832 - D�-mi 100 de lire. Mare�ale, vre�i o bere ? - Da. 247 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,210 - 50 lire. - Nu am jucat 1.000 lire ? 248 00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:17,596 E�ti nebun ? 249 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,650 - Mare�ale, v-a�i sup�rat ? - Nu ! 250 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,071 �ntotdeauna prieteni ? 251 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,840 - �n s�n�tatea voastr� ! - Trebuie s�-mi dai 50 de lire. 252 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,196 - Am o insign� de argint, o vrei ? - Nu, 50 lire. 253 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:44,953 - Nu lustruiesc pantofi, pleac� ! - Cine te crezi ? 254 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,191 - Scuze, Via del Corso ? - Unde vrei s� ajungi ? 255 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,317 S� repar un semnalizator. 256 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,277 - St�ngul sau dreptul ? - Dreptul. 257 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,113 Circula�i f�r� semnalizator ? Trage�i pe dreapta. 258 00:19:56,200 --> 00:20:00,671 - M� duceam s�-l repar ! - Asta circula f�r� semnalizare ! 259 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,816 Trage pe dreapta ! 260 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,831 Circula�i, circula�i ! 261 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,996 Hai, hai ! Asta ! 262 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,136 Dumneavoastr� ! 263 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:29,758 - Nu pute�i sta aici, pleca�i. - Asta fac, plec. 264 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:33,130 - Nu dvs, ma�ina. - De ce ? 265 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,231 Parcarea interzis�. 266 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,029 - Trebuie s� v� amendez. - Amenda�i-m�, nu pl�tesc. 267 00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,829 Bine, pl�ti�i sau pl�ti�i, nu m� intereseaz�. 268 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,509 Acum ��i fac proces de contraven�ie. 269 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:48,752 Dac� �mi face�i proces de contraven�ie, atunci am dreptul s� las ma�ina aici. 270 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:52,992 - Dac� nu eram eu, ce f�cea�i ? - Dar sunte�i. 271 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:57,312 V� fac contraven�ie, apoi pleca�i. 272 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,700 - Nu pot s-o mut. - De ce ? 273 00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,393 Nu �tiu s� conduc. 274 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,075 - Dar a�i adus-o p�n� aici. Ave�i permis ? - Nu. 275 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,195 - Nu ave�i permis ? - Nu. 276 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:12,478 Atunci v� fac proces de contraven�ie �i v� sechestrez �i ma�ina. 277 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:17,839 Nu pute�i sechestra ma�ina cuiva care nu �tie s� conduc�. 278 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,754 - Ce vre�i s� spune�i ? - Dvs ave�i permis ? 279 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,718 - Ce leg�tur� are ? Eu nu conduc. - Nici eu. 280 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,273 - Tinere, te rog s� pleci imediat. - Am plecat. 281 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,350 - Pentru binele dvs, pleca�i imediat ! - Da, pentru binele meu ! 282 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:33,512 Pleac� ! 283 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,352 - Unde te duci ? - L�sa�i-m� s� trec ! 284 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,752 - Pe aici nu se poate ! - M� duc pe acolo. 285 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,798 - Pe acolo e interzis. - Atunci, pe unde m� duc ? 286 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:48,071 �napoi, pe unde ai venit ! De unde ai venit... 287 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,934 �i mai spun c� e vina noastr� ! 288 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:04,394 Aia e p�l�ria monseniorului ! 289 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,314 - Am pus-o cu tot respectul. - Te cunosc eu ! 290 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,234 M�tu�a Carmela, eu trebuia s� urmez o carier� ecleziastic�. 291 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:15,835 Acum a� fi fost patriarh. 292 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:20,550 - Uite, Sant-Aniello �i insignele. - Bine. 293 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:24,015 - Vreau s� v�d. - Sunt multe. 294 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:27,512 - M�tu�a Carmela, tu... - Fii atent ! 295 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,073 Ia-o, se �ifoneaz�. 296 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,795 - E a lui PILUSCE ? - Bine�n�eles. 297 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:38,078 M�tu�a Carmela, nu ai vreo �aizeci de m�t�nii ? 298 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,550 Ce faci cu toate astea ? De fiecare dat� c�nd vii, le iei. 299 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,676 Nu le m�n�nc ! 300 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,594 Le dau superiorilor, colegilor... 301 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,193 Faccio propaganda nel Corpo. 302 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,159 E frumos s�-i vezi pe gardieni, indulgen�i, peniten�i... 303 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,330 - Ai ? - Nu. 304 00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:55,470 Bine. 305 00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:00,588 - Coroni�e, insigne mai frumoase ? - Insignele sunt toate frumoase. 306 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,878 Aveam nevoie de una din aur. 307 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,752 - Nu sunt insigne de aur. - Nu s-au f�cut ? 308 00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,872 Nu ! 309 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:11,590 Voiam s� i-o dau mare�alului, tot timpul �ntreab� "ce mai face unchiu' monseniorul"... 310 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:16,196 E�ti nebun ? Vrei s� cread� c� e�ti nepotul monseniorului ? 311 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,512 Nu, nici m�car nu-l cunosc ! De ce nu mi-l prezin�i ? 312 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:25,005 - Nu. Vine s� ia pr�nzul. Pleac� ! - Vine s� ia pr�nzul ? 313 00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:26,118 Da. 314 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,239 - Dac� a� r�m�ne �i eu la pr�nz... ? - La pr�nz cu monseniorul ? 315 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,189 - Calmeaz�-te, e bine s� vezi familia reunit�. - Care familie ? 316 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:39,892 - Monseniorul nu te cunoa�te ! - Cu tine nu se poate vorbi ! 317 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:43,436 - Preo�ii fumeaz� ? - De ce ? 318 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,875 - �ig�ri... - Nu sunt �ig�ri. 319 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,111 - Lichior... - Ce lichior ? 320 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,316 - Prin altar... - �n altar, da. 321 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,595 - Nu beau, nu fumeaz�... - Ora vai. 322 00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:56,639 - �ncepi s� devii cam rea. - Tu vii numai c�nd ai nevoie de ceva. 323 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,110 - Eu te iubesc, e�ti a doua mea mam�. - �nceteaz� ! 324 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,557 Ce frumos... Mi-ar trebui vreo 20 din astea. 325 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,110 - Au diamante, steaua polar� ? - Pleac� ! 326 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,837 Pleac�, pleac�, e mai bine ! 327 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,192 Nu, nu. 328 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,778 - Pleac�, pleac�. - Imediat. 329 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,796 - Unde te duci ? - Plec. 330 00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,998 - Trebuie s� pleci cu ma�ina. - Cu ma�ina ? 331 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,878 Da, cu ma�ina. Ce diminea�� ! 332 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,535 - Cu asta ? - Cu care ai vrea s� pleci ? 333 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:07,635 Nu �tiu. 334 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,235 Cu care ma�in� vrei s� pleci ? Azi ne-am t�mpit cu to�ii ? 335 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,993 - Plec cu asta ? - Da, sau ��i fac contraven�ie ! 336 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,789 - Dvs a�i spus. - Pleac� ! 337 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,089 Nu pe aici, pe acolo. 338 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,952 - Func�ioneaz� ? - Pentru tine ? Ai fluierat continuu. 339 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,669 - Voiai s� aplaud ? - Func�ioneaz� bine. 340 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,759 - E ceva �n neregul� ? - Nu, totul e bine. 341 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,671 - Atunci... ? - Cum ? 342 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,958 - Ce face�i aici ? - �i sta�ionarea pietonilor e interzis� ? 343 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,909 - Sunt multe locuri cu sta�ionarea interzis� ? - Nu, nici nu po�i s� g�se�ti a�a ceva ! 344 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,197 Tocmai ele v� fac s� v� �ntoarce�i acas� pe picioarele dvs ! 345 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:10,078 Am ma�in�, dar prefer s� merg pe jos. 346 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,852 - Atunci face�i o plimbare. - Cum ? 347 00:26:12,860 --> 00:26:13,952 Circula�i. 348 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:17,828 V-a�i mai g�ndit la ceva s� mai aplica�i alte amenzi ? 349 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,151 Trebuie s� avem grij� de lini�tea cet��enilor care vor s� se odihneasc�. 350 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,834 Dar lini�tea cet��eanului care trebuie s� pl�teasc� ? 351 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:27,196 �tia�i c� 30% din bolile nervoase �n ora�e 352 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,635 sunt cauzate de zgomote excesive ? 353 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,554 �n timp ce la sate, aproape c� nu exist� oameni bolnavi de nervi. 354 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,757 Bine�n�eles... La sate nu sunt gardieni publici ! 355 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:42,093 Atunci de ce nu te duci la �ar� ? E mult p�m�nt de s�pat ! 356 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,680 Opre�te ! 357 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,197 - Vrei s� m� duci p�n� la Colosseum ? - Ce e ? 358 00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:01,114 - Lambretta a devenit autobuz. - De ce ? 359 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:04,033 - Nu pot merge trei, ci maxim doi. - Dar noi ce facem ? 360 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:06,475 - Nu �tiu, �n�elege�i-v� �ntre voi. - �i cine ar trebui s� coboare ? 361 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:12,228 - Cobor��i dvs, doamn�. - S� las copilul singur, s� se piard� ? 362 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:16,479 A�a e regulamentul stradal, e legea ! 363 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:21,190 So�ia mea nu poate s� coboare. Ce fac ? Las copilul pe strad� ? 364 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,794 Atunci, cobor��i to�i trei �i v� confisc scuterul. 365 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,589 Tata a muncit mult s�-l cumpere, acum mergem pe jos ? 366 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,170 - Tu s� taci, copile. - Nu, nu tac ! 367 00:27:30,180 --> 00:27:31,275 Taci ! 368 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:34,750 - Stau de vorb� cu p�rin�ii t�i. - Nu, stai cu mine ! 369 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,432 - Taci ! - Atunci ? 370 00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,115 Tata, ai dreptate, to�i gardienii sunt... 371 00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:40,195 Ia m�na ! 372 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,570 - Ce a spus ? - Nimic ! 373 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:42,669 Sunt to�i ni�te p... 374 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,152 - Ia m�na ! - Taci ! 375 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,912 Ce ai spus ? 376 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,634 - Nu-l lovi ! - M� plezni�i ? 377 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:50,834 Ce ai spus ? 378 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,480 - Nimic ! - Am auzit un "P". 379 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,710 - Nu a spus nimic ! - Am auzit un "P" ! 380 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,554 - Sunt to�i sfin�i ! - Exact, sunt to�i ni�te sfin�i. 381 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,077 �ntotdeauna acas� spun : "Ce-or face bie�ii gardieni cu traficul �sta" ? 382 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,596 - "Trebuie s� fie ni�te sfin�i." - Voi acas�, ziua, vorbi�i de noi ? 383 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:12,340 - Da, chiar �i noaptea. - �i noaptea... 384 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,439 Trebuie s� fiu un sf�nt... un sf�nt, ca s� cred bazaconia asta. 385 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:20,672 - �mi face�i cadou fluierul ? - Acum vrei �i fluierul ! Pleca�i ! 386 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,878 - Ce mi-ai f�cut ? - Tata, a vrut s� �n�eleag�, a �n�eles ! 387 00:28:27,660 --> 00:28:29,837 - Brigadiere ! - Da ? 388 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,037 - Ma�ina mea ? - Ce-ai spus ? 389 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:37,193 - Ma�ina mea, am l�sat-o aici. - Acum ��i arde de joac� ? 390 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,669 - Cum ? - Ai l�sat-o aici, apoi ai luat-o. 391 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,832 Nu, acum m-am �ntors, am l�sat-o aici. 392 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,238 - Dup� ce �i-am spus s� o iei de aici ? - Da. 393 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,870 - Era un 1.100 gri ? - Da, avea un maimu�oi �n spate. 394 00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,632 �n�eleg. Valora mult ? 395 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,654 - Ce ? - Maimu�oiul. 396 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:56,554 Nu. Maimu�oiul nu valora nimic. 397 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,630 - Lini�te�te-te, l-au furat. - Ce ? 398 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:00,838 Maimu�oiul ! 399 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,510 - �i ma�ina ? - Au luat-o �mpreun� cu maimu�oiul. 400 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,879 Cine a f�cut-o ? 401 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,633 Cine a fost ?! E vina ta. 402 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,838 Ai vrut s� faci pe �mecherul. A fost un t�n�r. 403 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:16,198 Sunte�i aici ca s� ajuta�i tinerii s� fure ma�ini ? 404 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,760 Sunt aici ca s�-i gonesc pe cei ce vor s� opreasc�. 405 00:29:18,780 --> 00:29:20,034 V� reclam ! 406 00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,955 Reclam ho�ul �i pe dvs, sunte�i complicele lui ! 407 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,430 - Complice la furt ! Num�rul dvs. - Uite-l. 408 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,875 - 181. - Da, 181. 409 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,474 - Unde e Comisariatul ? - Aici �n spate. 410 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,711 - Po�i s� treci pe la chio�c. - Ce s� fac acolo ? 411 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,236 - S� joci num�rul la Loto ! - Cine te-a f�cut brigadier ? 412 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,631 Vino aici ! 413 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,559 - N-a�i v�zut dungile albe ? - Da, de ce ? 414 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,730 - Trebuia s� trece�i pe ele. - Nu am trecut ? 415 00:29:57,740 --> 00:29:58,916 Nu. 416 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,719 - Scuza�i-m�, eram distrat. - Colabora�i ? 417 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,519 Ce ? De ce, ce face�i ? 418 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,797 - Amend�. - Pentru dungi ? N-o face nimeni ! 419 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,838 - Eu o fac. Colabora�i ? - Nu colaborez ! 420 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,911 - Documentul ! - Uite documentul. 421 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,351 Pentru c��iva centimetri... 422 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:20,430 Multe persoane sunt amendate pentru c��iva centimetri. 423 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,549 Nu m� intereseaz� ! 424 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,995 - Filocchio sau Finocchi ? - Filocchi, "Dr Filocchi". 425 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,309 Sta�i calm. Vre�i s� v� bag �n�untru ? 426 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,630 Nu se termin� totul aici, am s� scriu la ziar ! 427 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,911 Transmite�i �i salut�rile mele. 428 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,794 - Se poate, mare�ale ? - Vino, Manganiello. 429 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,552 Pot s�... ? 430 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,758 Ai terminat statistica incidentelor stradale petrecute �n ultima lun� ? 431 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,070 - Nu. - De ce ? 432 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:58,473 Am fost foarte ocupat cu "Santinela de pe strad�" 433 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,870 �i "Metropola adormit�" mi se pare un titlu bun. 434 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,315 - Ce metropol� adormit� ? - Imnul, mare�ale ! 435 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:09,235 Iar imnul ! Suntem la serviciu, aici nu se vorbe�te de imn ! 436 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,713 Mare�ale, am schimbat finalul, nu va pl�cea. 437 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:18,588 Acum se termin� cu o fug� de viori, tamburi �i talgere. 438 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,877 - Dac� �l b�ga�i �n repertoriu... - Ce repertoriu ?! 439 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,837 - Talgere... - F�r� talgere ! 440 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,434 Imnul e ur�t ! Voiam s�-�i spun. 441 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:30,832 Dac� e ur�t, �l modific. Dar m� jigni�i. 442 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:35,471 - De ce, nu l-ai scris singur ? - M� jigni�i pe mine ca autor, 443 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,050 �i pe unchiul meu monseniorul, spune c� e minunat. 444 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,519 Nu se pricepe la muzic�. 445 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,515 A�a �l t�r��i pe unchiu' monsenior ? El se intereseaz� mult de dvs. 446 00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,398 Tot timpul m� �ntreab� ce mai face mare�alul ! 447 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,074 Mi-a spus,"D�-i asta." Unde e ? Unde am pus-o ? 448 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,670 Nu, �tia sunt sfin�i�orii. A�tepta�i ! 449 00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:00,113 Uita�i medalioanele. Nu, asta e San Ciro. 450 00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:07,834 Mi-a dat, Sf�nta Cecilia, protectoarea muzicienilor. 451 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,911 - Lua�i-o, mare�ale ! - Mul�umesc. Mul�ume�te-i unchiului. 452 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,279 Pupa�i-o, mare�ale ! A pupat-o �i unchiul, monseniorul. 453 00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,596 Pupa�i-o ! 454 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,110 Pot s�-i amintesc unchiului s�-�i aminteasc� de dvs �n rug�ciunile lui ? 455 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,277 Da. 456 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:23,794 - Diminea�a �i seara ? - Da, mul�umesc ! 457 00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,795 Ce �i spun de imn monseniorului ? S� �l chem la repeti�ii ? 458 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,553 S�-l chem�m la repeti�ii... 459 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:36,390 - S�-l chem�m la repeti�ii... - Bine, �l chem�m ! 460 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,553 �i-am mai spus, �sta nu e locul potrivit s� vorbim despre muzic�. 461 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,552 Aici suntem la serviciu, de muzic� se vorbe�te numai la repeti�ii ! 462 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,996 - Acum pleac�, am treab�. - Bine, mare�ale. 463 00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:51,278 - Dac�-mi permite�i, eu plec. - Asta �i-am spus ! 464 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,956 S�ru' m�na ! 465 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:58,717 Eu cred c� asta e mai bun. 466 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,591 - Da ? - Da. 467 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,230 - E �i mai frumos... - Ai dreptate, e frumos. 468 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,711 - Dac� ai �ti cum �l privesc fetele ! - Da ? �i lui �i place ? 469 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,954 Ehh, c�nd �i plac... 470 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,198 - Atunci, du-te cu ele ! - Marisa, �mi placi numai tu. 471 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,431 Trebuie s� te antrenezi ! Marisa, nu �l distrage ! 472 00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,073 Te-ai lovit, Tonino ? 473 00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:31,228 Ce te-a lovit se nume�te un "upper-cut". 474 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:35,194 Dac� la meci iau eu unul... te salut ! 475 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,915 Tu trebuie s� c�tigi, nu e�ti moale ca mine ! 476 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,949 Nu e�ti moale. E�ti un campion, ��i mai trebuie ceva greutate. 477 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,670 Stai bine pe pozi�ie, ai o st�ng� bun� �i �ncasezi foarte bine. 478 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,957 - Vedem dac� �ncasezi bine ! - Taci ! 479 00:33:55,560 --> 00:34:00,554 - D�-i ! D�-i cu st�nga ! - "Mol�ule", treze�te-te ! 480 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:03,110 Calmeaz�-te ! E doar un antrenament ! 481 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,033 Roberto, ginerele brigadierului "te rupe" ! 482 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:10,159 Pe cine ? Doi ani am fost la Madison Square Garden ! 483 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:12,708 - S� vinzi semin�e ?! - Termin� ! 484 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:17,874 �la n-o s� reziste nici m�car o repriz� ! 485 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:29,317 - M�ine vii la tata ? - Da, acum am num�rul de �nmatriculare ! 486 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,039 - Bine, a�a nu mai scapi ! - Din p�cate... 487 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,079 Trebuie s� �nv�� numerele p�n� la o sut�, autobuzele au numere mari. 488 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,310 Vorbe�te �n francez�. 489 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,039 U�or de spus... ! 490 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,908 Trebuie s� faci efort, altfel nu ai s� �nve�i niciodat�. 491 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:14,755 Acum voi spune fraze �n francez�, iar tu le traduci. 492 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,353 Bine. 493 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:20,153 "Creionul e negru." 494 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:24,552 Nu m� intereseaz� dac� e creionul negru, nu sunt alpinist. 495 00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,210 Trebuie s� �nv�� ceva de ce au nevoie gardienii. 496 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,474 Asta e metoda mea. 497 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,712 Eu predau francez�, de care are nevoie gardianul �i pietonul. 498 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,349 - Continu�m ? - Desigur, m�ine am examen ! 499 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,350 "Sunt un gentilom". �i-ai dat seama ? 500 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:48,019 - Cum ai spus ? - C� sunt un gentilom. 501 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,912 Fructe ? Mul�umesc ! 502 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,353 - Unde te duci ? - S� iau fructe. 503 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,874 Nu... e un exerci�iu ! 504 00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:02,830 E un exerci�iu... ?! Credeam c� �mi oferi fructe ! 505 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,871 "E la u��." 506 00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:11,350 "Deschide u�a." 507 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,192 "�i... ?" 508 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,471 Soneria ! 509 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:21,314 Nu �n�elegi, dragul meu. �i-am spus s� deschizi u�a ! 510 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,638 Am �n�eles, e un exerci�iu ! 511 00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:26,909 Du-te �i deschide u�a ! 512 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:29,676 Trebuie s� m� duc s� deschid u�a... ! 513 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:34,390 Scuza�i, c�nd e vorba de fructe e un exerci�iu, 514 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:39,838 c�nd trebuie deschis� u�a, poate e laptele, trebuie s� m� duc eu ! 515 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:44,119 - Bun� ziua, dle. - Bun� ziua, dr�. 516 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,158 - Bun� ziua, dna lolanda. - Bun� ziua, Charlotte. 517 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:50,198 - Scaunul e di "MOl" ! - Nu se spune di "MOl" ! 518 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,838 - Nu are importan��, e al meu ! - Ce e ? 519 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,390 �i ofer domni�oarei un scaun. Eu iau altul. 520 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,710 - Ce gentleman ! - Mul�umesc. 521 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,249 - Ai �nv��at, Charlotte ? - Ai �nv��at ? 522 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,313 - Vezi ce mult �tie ? - Bine�n�eles c� v�d ! 523 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,958 Lua�i caietele, facem o dictare. 524 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,536 Scrie�i ! 525 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,098 - Cum se scrie CHAMBRE ? - Nu �tiu. 526 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,516 Mul�umesc. 527 00:37:47,162 --> 00:37:50,174 - Cui �i dau ? - Mul�umesc, dna. 528 00:37:50,222 --> 00:37:53,924 - C��elu�ului meu. - Credeam c� �mi d� mie. 529 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,914 De ce r�zi ? 530 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,709 - Aia e a mea ! - �i scaunul era al meu. 531 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:04,158 - "Bun�" bomboan� ! - Scrie�i 532 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:17,831 "�n primele 8 luni ale anului 1955, au fost �nregistrate 14.574 accidente, 533 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:22,630 cu 198 mor�i �i 11.999 r�ni�i." 534 00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:26,191 Eu am evitat o mul�ime de accidente, 535 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,431 altfel cine �tie unde se ajungea ! 536 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:33,354 - Ce ai ? Te sim�i bine ? - Nu, sunt bine. 537 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,279 - Voiam s�-�i spun ceva. - Spune. 538 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,551 Sandro vrea s� ��i vorbeasc� de mine �i de el. 539 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,760 - V-a�i certat ? - Nu, vrea s� ne c�s�torim dup� meci. 540 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:52,518 Dac� totul merge bine ! E pericolul s� primeasc� o... 541 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,657 Nu vreau s� spun c� o s� piard�... 542 00:38:57,720 --> 00:39:01,993 Bine... el vrea s� se �nsoare cu tine, iar tu o spui de parc� ar fi o tragedie. 543 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:06,673 Mama ta a trebuit s� a�tepte 10 ani, dar tu... 544 00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:09,357 ar trebui s� fii bucuroas�. 545 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:14,992 Sunt bucuroas�, dar m� g�ndesc la Tonino, la tine. 546 00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:18,074 Ce ve�i face f�r� mine ? 547 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,038 Eu sunt tot timpul plecat, 548 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,796 pot s� m�n�nc la cantin�. 549 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:32,756 Pe Tonino �l duc la colegiu. Roma e pline de colegii. 550 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:39,360 - Tonino are 6 ani, de-acum e b�rbat. - Da, la 6 ani e b�rbat ! 551 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,908 - Eu la 6 ani... - Ce f�ceai la 6 ani ? 552 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:46,375 - La 6 ani... - Ce f�ceai ? 553 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:52,178 M� duceam la �coal� �n fiecare diminea��, la fel ca el. 554 00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:58,679 Dac� ne l�s�m cuprin�i de triste�e... ! 555 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,668 Era mai r�u dac� r�m�neai fat� b�tr�n�. 556 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:07,391 Mai bine g�nde�te-te la zestre. 557 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:12,600 Nu-�i face griji pentru zestre, pe Sandro nu-l intereseaz�. 558 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,468 �ntotdeauna se spune a�a �nainte de c�s�torie. 559 00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:21,156 "Nu vreau nimic ! Te vreau pe tine, nu m� intereseaz�..." 560 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,038 Apoi g�ndirea se schimb�. 561 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:27,669 "Nu ai adus un ban de zestre, nici m�car o batist�..." 562 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,550 - Nu ! - Eu �tiu practic lucrurile astea. 563 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:32,880 Azi e altfel. 564 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,194 12 cearceafuri r�m�n 12 cearceafuri ! 565 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,670 Chiar dac� le rupe, s� se bandajeze dup� un meci... 566 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,797 Nu vreau s� spun c�... dar �tii... 567 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,797 Bine, du-l la culcare pe Tonino. 568 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,955 Apropo tata, azi Sandro a fost amendat de dou� ori. 569 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,032 M-a �ntrebat dac� po�i s� i le �tergi. 570 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,657 Tonino, s� mergem la culcare. D�-i un pupic lu' tata. 571 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:04,916 - Noapte bun�, tat�. - Noapte bun�. 572 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,310 Spune c� nu �l intereseaz� zestrea, 573 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:16,372 dar �mi cere s� �i �terg amenzile. 574 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,630 Osvaldo, m�ine e�ti de serviciu �n Piazza Venezia. 575 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,710 Bine. 576 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:36,039 - Tu mi-ai luat perna ? - Eu ? A disp�rut �i a mea ! 577 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,793 Din nou ! Uite ce �ngera� ! 578 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,673 Doarme bine pe pernele noastre ! 579 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,912 Rocky Marciano, trebuie s� �ncetezi s� ne mai iei pernele ! 580 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,037 - Cine te crezi ? - L�sa�i-m� s� m� odihnesc ! 581 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:56,113 Obi�nuie�te-te s� dormi pe tare, c�nd o s� te bat� ginerele brigadierului, 582 00:41:56,200 --> 00:42:00,591 Crezi c� arbitrul o s�-�i dea o pern� �i o s�-�i spun� : "Odihn� pl�cut� !" 583 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:06,438 - Pleac� de aici ! - Ne-am s�turat s� muncim pentru tine. 584 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,795 Du-te la mare�al. 585 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,111 Ieri m-au trimis la morg� �n locul t�u. 586 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,555 Trebuia, cu fa�a aia de mort... ! 587 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,313 Tu vrei s� te duci s� aperi faima Corpului Gardienilor ? 588 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,789 Care faim� ? Ai avut trei meciuri �i le-ai pierdut pe toate ! 589 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,711 Am terminat toate reprizele ! 590 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,598 "Ai luat tot" dar de dat "nimic" ! 591 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,114 Vezi-�i de treaba ta ! 592 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,670 Vrei s� �ncepem din nou ? Te trimit eu la morg� ! 593 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,316 útia sunt cei care men�in ordinea ? 594 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,716 Noapte bun�, drag� Verdi. 595 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:46,068 Tu ai mai dormit �ntr-o camer� umil� �i umed� ca asta ? 596 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,994 Nu, tu ai stat �n mari hoteluri, mare bog��ie, femei renumite. 597 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,435 Ce �mi lipse�te Verdi ! 598 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:55,557 Trombonul ! Numai trombonul ! 599 00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:15,038 Asta e bun� ! Nu-mi scap� ! 600 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,552 Nu, asta e " Traviata". 601 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:31,792 �i pe asta ai f�cut-o ! S� fiu al naibii ! A f�cut totul ! 602 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,596 Asta e prea cunoscut�, nu �mi convine. 603 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,114 La dracu, a f�cut totul ! Totul ! Eu ce fac ? 604 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,029 - Ce e ? - Taci, e discul de francez�. 605 00:44:19,520 --> 00:44:25,311 "Cine ne iube�te de la na�tere... 606 00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:29,374 e mama." 607 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:40,055 "Cine ne �ndrum� �n copil�rie 608 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:43,534 e mama." 609 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,513 E adev�rat, cine are mam�, nu pl�nge ! 610 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,515 - Mama ! - Numai mama ! Dar tata ? 611 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,955 Tata ? �n Francia to�i fac pe mama ! 612 00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,600 - �i mama ce face ? - "Promenade". 613 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,437 - E�ti sigur ? - Taci �i dormi ! 614 00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:07,232 - Cum face ? - Las�-m� s� scriu ! 615 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:35,450 - �i tat�l t�u ? - �i bunicul t�u ? 616 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,597 �l am pe v�rful limbii ! 617 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,580 E dificil ! 618 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:47,717 Viitorul verbului "venire"... 619 00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:53,554 "Je verrai, tu verras, il verra." 620 00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,629 - Am reu�it. - To�i gre�im ! 621 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,553 "Je verrai" e viitorul verbului "voir", "vedere". 622 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,953 - "Io verre" dar tu "Je viendrai". - Da, "Je viendrai" ! 623 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:13,113 "Je verrai" nu exist�. E "Je viendrai", da ! "Je viendrai". 624 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,918 Ai terminat ?! 625 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,434 Acum, tradu-mi aceast� fraz� : 626 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,956 "Gr�dina m�tu�ii mele e plin� de flori." 627 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,157 "Le jardin..." 628 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,435 "Le jardin de ma mere..." 629 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,293 Am spus "a m�tu�ii mele", nu "a mamei mele". 630 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,392 �tiu. 631 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,268 Am f�cut confuzie pentru c� la noi mama avea grij� de gr�din�. 632 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,238 - M�tu�a mea locuia la etajul trei. - Termin� cu glumele. 633 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:46,933 - "Je l'ai dit pour la cronaca..." - R�spunde la �ntrebare, tradu. 634 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:53,269 "Le jardin... Le jardin... 635 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:58,309 - de la soeur de ma mere..." - �i-am spus "m�tu�a mea". 636 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,109 M�tu�a e sora mamei. 637 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:06,060 "M�tu�a mea" ! Tradu. 638 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,455 "Le jardin... 639 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,351 - de ma Zl..." - Zl ? - Zll. 640 00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,829 - Zl ? - Zlll... 641 00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,976 - Nu ! - Nu. 642 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,389 Deci ? 643 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:27,439 - E dificil. - M�tu�a mea se traduce �n "ma tante". 644 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:30,990 "Ma tante" ! Da ! 645 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,596 "Ma tante" ! Aproape am spus, "ma tante". 646 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,913 - "Le jardin de ma tante e PIEN..." - "Plein". 647 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:47,235 Pien, plein... Se poate spune �n ambele feluri. 648 00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:50,357 Nu, "pien" nu exist�, se spune "plein". 649 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:55,798 - Iolanda, nu �tiu dac� o cunoa�te�i... - Nu o cunosc. 650 00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:00,476 Mi-a spus c� se poate spune �n ambele feluri. 651 00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:06,112 - Profesoara ta nu �tie nimic. - E fran�uzoaic�, a tr�it �n Fran�a. 652 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,050 - A�i fost �n Francia ? - Nu. 653 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,749 Eu am fost 15 zile la Paris. 654 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,991 - Am dirijat traficul pe Champs-Elis�es. - Se spune "champs". 655 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,355 - CHAMP. - Champs. 656 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,530 - Champs. - Da ! 657 00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:17,715 CHAMP nu. 658 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,356 Nu. 659 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,637 Tinere, nu merge prea bine, nu ai �nv��at prea mult. 660 00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:26,871 Pu�in ? Nu am dormit un an ! 661 00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,111 Dac� vre�i o dovad�, e aici colegul meu de camer�, Paolo. 662 00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:34,398 - Paolo, vino ! E adev�rat c� am �nv��at ? - Da, a �nv��at. 663 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,995 - Nu m� l�sa s� dorm. - Ce vrei ? Trebuie s� dai examen ? 664 00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,270 - Nu. - Atunci pleac�. 665 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,551 Cine e�ti ? Pleac� ! 666 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,598 Hai, pleac� ! 667 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,989 Numai cei care dau examen profesoarei... 668 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,780 - Spune-mi zilele s�pt�m�nii. - �n francez� ? 669 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,959 Bine�n�eles. 670 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:58,309 Profesoara noastr� ne-a �nv��at un c�ntecel... 671 00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,756 ... se nume�te "Zilele s�pt�m�nii". 672 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:08,154 # "Lundi" am cunoscut o fat�, "mardi" i-am declarat dragostea mea. 673 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:14,918 Le "mercredi" ne-am c�s�torit imediat �i am plecat am�ndoi bucuro�i. 674 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:21,792 Le "jeudi" deja m-am plictisit de ea, �i "vendredi" nu mai puteam s-o mai v�d. 675 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:25,429 Le "samedi" m-am g�ndit �i r�zg�ndit. 676 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:30,435 Iar "dimanche" capul i l-am t�iat. # 677 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:33,478 - Frumos ! - Mul�umesc. 678 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:40,315 Nu numai c� m-au respins, �nc� pu�in �i m� d�deau afar� din Corpul Gardienilor ! 679 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,698 De ce ? 680 00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:44,598 �n loc s� m� �nve�i franceza, m� �nve�i c�ntecele ! 681 00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:48,434 - S�-�i aminte�ti bine, e metoda mea. - M-ai aranjat bine ! 682 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:52,559 - Vorbe�te �n francez�. - C�nd sunt sup�rat, vorbesc cum vreau ! 683 00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,995 Dac� �tiam francez� a� fi fost promovat ! 684 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,152 Trebuia s� m� �nve�i ceva ce au nevoie gardienii. 685 00:49:58,240 --> 00:49:59,900 Spui c� pietonul �i gardianul sunt acela�i lucru ! 686 00:49:59,910 --> 00:50:00,959 - Bine�n�eles. - Nu ! 687 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,953 Un pieton poate c�nta c�ntecele, un gardian nu. 688 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,828 Mai ales la examene, c�nd profesorul e colonel ! 689 00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,037 Eu i-am c�ntat colonelului : "Duminic� i-am t�iat capul... !" 690 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,193 - �i venea s�-mi taie mie capul ! - Era un colonel lipsit de "umor". 691 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,511 Nu, nu a avut sim�ul "umorului", 692 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,037 dar mi-a spus : "Profesoar� ta nu �tie nimic." 693 00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:27,829 - Ce a spus ? - C� e�ti needucat�. 694 00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,357 Spune-i acelui prost�nac 695 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:36,399 c� el e needucat, un ��ran �i b�d�ran. 696 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:41,713 - Trebuie s-o spun �n francez� ? - Nu, spune-i �n romagnez� ! 697 00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:47,074 Bun� ziua, am adus dou� caricaturi pentru aprobare. 698 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:52,789 - Asta ce reprezint� ? - A V Zi a Recuno�tin�ei. 699 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,570 Ce �nseamn� ? 700 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:56,998 Gardianul dirijeaz� motociclistul �i automobilistul. 701 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,868 - Pare c� �i conduce la Chestur�.. - Ar merita-o. 702 00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:04,555 Am o idee pentru Ziua Recuno�tin�ei. 703 00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,730 Dac� s-ar putea dirija traficul automobili�tilor. 704 00:51:06,740 --> 00:51:07,996 Nu ! 705 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,914 Dac� recunoa�te c� automobili�tii sunt mai buni dec�t noi, 706 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:15,231 - ce impresie o s� facem ? - Eu a� face schimb cu pl�cere. 707 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,278 Le dau uniforma �n schimbul automobilului ! 708 00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,272 Asta e caricatura pentru �nt�lnirea de box ! 709 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,715 Pentru noi e foarte important. 710 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:28,976 Dac� Strinatti c�tig�, trece la profesioni�ti. 711 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:35,038 Am aflat c� adversarul lui di Strinatti e viitorul t�u ginere. 712 00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:38,271 - Da, din p�cate. - Asta nu e bine. 713 00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:41,796 Tu ce crezi despre meciul �sta ? 714 00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:45,429 Strinatti e bun, e puternic. 715 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:50,469 Un altul pentru a avea satisfac�ia de a lovi un gardian 716 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,439 se implic� mult. Nu suntem prea iubi�i. 717 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,479 - Tu de partea cui e�ti ? - Dac� c�tig�, se �nsoar� cu fiica mea ! 718 00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:02,439 - �ii cu viitorul t�u ginere ? - Nu, eu vreau s� piard�, 719 00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:06,877 - poate nu se mai �nsoar� ! - Nici asta nu e bine. 720 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,952 �n fond, e vorba de fiica ta. 721 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:15,831 M-au scos de la trafic, iar eu tot la intersec�ie sunt ! 722 00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:22,075 Ca �i cum �ntr-o parte ar fi Crucea Ro�ie, 723 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,119 iar �n cealalt� parte, pompierii ! Pe cine a�i l�sa s� treac� ? 724 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,988 - Nu �tiu pe cine a� l�sa s� treac�. - Pe cine... ? 725 00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,674 Mai vorbim despre asta. 726 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:35,433 Aici e un proces verbal de contraven�ie. 727 00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,830 Randolfi �i amendeaz� pe to�i, mi se pare c� exagereaz�. 728 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:43,232 I-a f�cut contraven�ie unei ma�ini de la Corpul Diplomatic. Spune-i s-o anuleze. 729 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,016 - Bun� ziua ! - Ciao, Spaziali ! 730 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,733 - Bun� ziua, brigadiere ! - Bun� ziua ! 731 00:52:53,422 --> 00:52:57,726 "Bate�i la u�� nainte s� intra�i". 732 00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:19,670 - Manganiello ! - Prezent. 733 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,709 Sunt aici. 734 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,360 - A�a lucrezi ? - Tu a�a intri ? 735 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,476 - Cum ? - A�a intri ? 736 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,896 M-ai luat drept ultimul pieton ? Nu uita cine sunt ! 737 00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:34,256 - Bine. Brigadiere... - F�r� glume. 738 00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,912 Eu nu glumesc. 739 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,834 E u�or s� pui un anun� afar� "v� rog s� bate�i la u��". 740 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,833 Unul bate, tu auzi, te treze�ti iar c�nd intr�, tu lucrezi ! 741 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,674 Voi crede�i c� nu fac nimic... �tiu ce se b�rfe�te ! 742 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,672 Am "pile", nu vreau s� fac nimic, doar voi munci�i... 743 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:55,469 Voi care v� plimba�i �n aer liber diminea�a �i la pr�nz... ! 744 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,677 Eu trebuie s� stau �nchis aici, s� m� sacrific... ! 745 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:02,355 Diminea�a, la pr�nz, chiar �i noaptea. 746 00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:06,752 - C�nd nu te treze�te nimeni. - Mai ced�m ! 747 00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:11,834 - Omul cedeaz� c�nd nu doarme. - De ce nu erai ieri diminea�� ? 748 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,210 - Nu eram ? - De ce nu erai aici ? 749 00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:16,435 Unde am fost... ? 750 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,069 Nu vorbe�te prietenul, vorbe�te brigadierul. Unde erai ieri ? 751 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:24,472 - Trebuie s� spun ce fac... ! - Ce spui ? Vorbe�te clar ! 752 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:28,394 Eu am relazii internazionale �n beneficiul Corpului 753 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:31,270 - cu Stati externe. - Care ? 754 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,519 Cu un Stat extern. 755 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,875 - Care ? - Vaticanul. 756 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:39,829 - Am fost la unchiul monsenior. - �tiu. 757 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:43,310 - �i-a dat m�t�nii ! - Da. 758 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,210 - �i medalioane, nu-i a�a ? - Da. 759 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:48,428 Apropo de medalioane... 760 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,318 f�-mi o favoare sf�nt� ! 761 00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,073 - C�nd vii la mine, s� urci pe sc�ri. - De ce ? 762 00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,118 Administratorul a g�sit �n casa liftului, l�ng� caseta ascensorului 763 00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,839 trei Santa Rita �i un San-Antonio ! 764 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:05,199 V-a�i �ntrebat vreodat� de ce a func�ionat bine liftul ? 765 00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:08,192 De ce nu a�i r�mas niciodat� bloca�i �n lift ? Niciodat� ! 766 00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:13,798 To�i trebuie s�-i mul�umi�i lui San-Antonio pentru protec�ia lui ! 767 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:16,917 Eu urc cu liftul �i pun medalionul ! 768 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:21,470 - "Excuse-moi, monsieur." - "Oui, monsieur !" 769 00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,994 Ce glume� e colegul meu ! 770 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:29,393 - Te �ii de glume ? - Sunt de serviciu la ie�irea de la �coal�. 771 00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,391 - Te-ai sup�rat, Alberto ? - Nu. 772 00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:32,740 Dac� g�sesc vreun turist francez, �l trimit la tine ! 773 00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:33,755 Da, trimite-l. 774 00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:38,960 - Ei nu �tiu c� ai picat la examen ! - R�zi, r�zi ! 775 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,952 �la nici m�car nu a fost la Paris ! A Parigi ! 776 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,999 - Scuza�i-m�, domnule. - Paolo, �nceteaz� ! 777 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:49,470 Vreau s� �tiu unde e via Merulana. 778 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:53,155 Nu pot s� r�spund pentru c� nu am banderola de traduc�tor. 779 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:58,155 V� rog, unde e via Merulana ? 780 00:55:58,240 --> 00:56:02,631 Dup� p�rerea lor, ar trebui s� v� r�spund �n italian�, nu �tiu francez�. 781 00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,632 - Spune�i-mi... - Va spun imediat. 782 00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:11,078 Merge�i la dreapta, apoi a treia strad� face�i la dreapta. 783 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,355 - �n�elege�i ? - Da. 784 00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,389 C�nd ajunge�i la col�, g�si�i un chio�c de ziare. 785 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,632 - Chio�c de ziare, �n�elege�i ? - Da. 786 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:26,508 La cap�t, ve�i g�si via Merulana. 787 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,951 - La dreapta sau la st�nga ? - Da, la dreapta care e st�nga ! 788 00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:34,230 - Mul�umim. - Pentru pu�in. 789 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:36,238 - S� mergem ! - La revedere. 790 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,914 Pe cur�nd ! 791 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,355 A�i v�zut cum salvez situa�ia ! 792 00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:45,149 Dac� nu �tiam francez�, nu a� fi �tiut s� r�spund. 793 00:56:45,240 --> 00:56:50,360 Unde s-ar fi dus c�l�torul francez dac� eu nu i-a� fi r�spuns ? 794 00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:54,069 Gervasi ! Ai ascultat conversa�ia ? 795 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:59,154 E�ti martor. Unde se duce nebunul �la �mbr�cat �n soldat ? 796 00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:02,198 "Pe ro�u nu se trece" 797 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,636 - �i ? - E titlul noului imn. 798 00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:17,276 E urechiabil. Vreau s� scriu primele note. 799 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,954 - �sta e imnul american, t�mpitule ! - American ? 800 00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,030 - Ce faci ? - �l schimb ! 801 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:25,353 Ajunge, Manganiello ! 802 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,830 Nu lucrezi niciodat�, te dau afar� din biroul �sta ! 803 00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,710 - Te trimit la hingheri ! - Ca muzician, sau ca gardian ? 804 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,836 �nt�i ca muzician, apoi ca gardian. 805 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:39,549 - Bine, plec. - La revedere. 806 00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,837 Primul Toscanini care vine �l numesc maestru ! 807 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:46,410 - Luate-ar moart... - Ce ai spus ? 808 00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:49,439 - S�rut m�na ! - Bine. 809 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:54,594 Ce faci aici ? Te-ai oprit chiar �n col� ? Circul� ! 810 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:57,736 Pleac� ! 811 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,189 - Ce e de r�s ? - Nimic. 812 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:06,271 Domnule ! 813 00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:09,318 - Iar�i voi ? - Da. 814 00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,836 A�i spus a treia la dreapta, dar nu am g�sit-o ! 815 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,194 Ce ai �n�eles ? 816 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:19,070 Gardianul acela vine cu mine la lec�ii de francez�, nu �tie un cuv�nt ! 817 00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:23,790 Dac� o lua�i la dreapta, g�si�i chio�cul de ziare. 818 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,872 Veni�i, o s� ne distr�m. 819 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:31,352 Cu modestie, dar eu vorbesc bine franceza. 820 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:36,036 Ajunge�i la chio�cul de ziare, o s� vede�i un semafor. 821 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,110 - Semafor ? - Semafor ! 822 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,908 - "S�maphore" ! - "Le s�maphore" ! 823 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,389 - Ce mai faci ? - Ce faci aici ? 824 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,869 - Ea vorbe�te franceza ? - Da. 825 00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:47,793 Unde e via Merulana ? 826 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,829 Merge�i pe strada aceea, apoi prima la dreapta e via Merulana. 827 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:57,710 - St�nga, dreapta ! - Nu vorbe�te franceza ! 828 00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,951 A fost o ne�n�elegere. 829 00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,230 - Mul�umesc, dr�. - Pentru pu�in. 830 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,353 V� rog ! La revedere. 831 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,876 Cine te-a educat a�a ? Cum ��i permi�i s� te amesteci ? 832 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,839 Dac� se mai �nt�mpl�, ��i dau amend� pentru comportament abuziv. 833 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,833 - Ia-o pe ochelarista asta. Pleac� ! - Nu pot s� plec. 834 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,610 �l a�tept pe bunicul, vine s� m� ia cu ma�ina. 835 00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:21,993 Bravo ! 836 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:24,070 - Vine cu ma�ina ? - Da. 837 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,868 Fluier�-m� c�nd vine. 838 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:29,316 Apoi am s� �l fluier eu pe bunicu' t�u ! 839 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,110 - Ordona�i, mare�ale ! - Vino ! 840 00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,354 Da, mare�ale. 841 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,112 Ai terminat serviciul ? 842 00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:42,590 Am venit s� iau alt chitan�ier pentru amenzi, cel de ieri s-a terminat. 843 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:49,950 - Faci 20 de contraven�ii pe zi ? - Nu, s� spunem, vreo 40 ! 844 00:59:50,040 --> 00:59:53,476 La unii gardieni, un chitan�ier dureaz� mai mult dec�t o pereche de pantofi. 845 00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:57,155 La mine, un pachet de �ig�ri dureaz� mai mult dec�t un chitan�ier de contraven�ii. 846 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,915 Nu r�de. Faci r�u. 847 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,594 Gardienii trebuie s� fie fra�ii mai mari ai celor care folosesc strada. 848 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:07,070 Fra�ii cui ? Fra�ii dvs ! Eu sunt singur la p�rin�i. 849 01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:11,472 - Ei trec cu ma�ini... eu tot pe jos. - E�ti invidios ? 850 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:16,350 - Nu, �mi fac datoria. - Din vina ta �i a altora ca tine, 851 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:20,353 - ...suntem ur��i de toat� lumea. - Pietonul ur�te automobilistul, 852 01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:23,955 ei �i ur�te pe cei de la troleibuze �i taxiuri, 853 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:27,589 troleibuzi�tii �i taximetri�tii �i ur�sc pe pietoni �i pe automobili�ti. 854 01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,958 - �n final, to�i ne ur�sc pe noi. - De asta trebuie s� fim mai indulgen�i. 855 01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,759 Nu, e caracteristica profesiei noastre. 856 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,877 Un gardian �n exerci�iul func�iunii nu poate fi simpatic. 857 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:41,919 E ca un dentist. E simpatic unul care scoate un dinte ? 858 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,753 Da, dar tu sco�i 40 de din�i pe zi. 859 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:48,037 Nu pot s� �mi �nfr�nez impulsul... Fluier �i... 860 01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:52,079 Fr�neaz�-�i impulsul �i �nainte s� fluieri, num�r� p�n� la 10. 861 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,195 - Da, mare�ale. - �ncearc� ! 862 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:58,332 Pot s� num�r p�n� la o sut�, dar apoi fluier... 863 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,596 Vezi ? 864 01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,990 Asta e zestrea mamei tale, Dumnezeu s-o ierte ! 865 01:01:06,080 --> 01:01:08,071 Niciodat� nu au fost folosite, nu au fost atinse. 866 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:13,154 Femeile vor s� aib� un cuf�r cu lenjerie apoi �l �in �nchis toat� via�a. 867 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:17,392 Tocmai de asta, tata. 868 01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,756 Noi ne vom cump�ra lucruri c�nd vom avea nevoie, toate pe r�nd. 869 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:25,436 De ce ? Mama ta nu le-a atins, ca s� �i le lase �ie. 870 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,752 G�se�ti a�a ceva �n ziua de azi ? Simte ce fine sunt ! 871 01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:35,392 - Uite ce prosop mare.. - Scrie "bun� diminea�a". 872 01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:38,313 Odat� era educa�ie �i pe prosoape. 873 01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,358 Iar aceste litere ? Mama se numea Maria, aici e un "A". 874 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:45,991 �sta e cuf�rul bunicii tale, nu l-a folosit, s�-l lase mamei tale. 875 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:50,437 - Mama nu le-a atins, s� �i le dea �ie. - Ascult�... S� facem ceva. 876 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,751 �mp�r�im cuf�rul pe jumate, nou� ne ajunge. 877 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,991 Eu �i Sandro vrem s� facem ceva simplu. 878 01:01:57,080 --> 01:02:01,392 Chiar �i pentru ceva simplu, e nevoie de un sac de bani. 879 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:07,794 Invita�iile trebuiesc trimise 7 confetti de persoan�... 880 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:12,237 - rochia de mireas�. - Nu conteaz�, e o cheltuial� inutil�. 881 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:16,393 - M� m�rit �ntr-un tailleur. - S� n-o spui nici m�car �n glum� ! 882 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,119 Rochia de mireas� trebuie s� fie primul lucru. 883 01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,591 Renun��m la invita�ii, dar cump�r�m rochia alb�. 884 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:28,435 - Cine �tie c�t cost� ?! - C�t poate costa ? 885 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:32,229 De rochie m� ocup eu ! 886 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,357 E�ti sigur c� aici nu este �i rochia de mireas� a mamei ? 887 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:41,231 ��i aminte�ti c� din ea am �i-am f�cut rochi�a c�nd ai avut Comuniunea ? 888 01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:44,357 - Nu-�i aduci aminte ? - Ba da ! A�a e. 889 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:49,798 O rochi�� enorm� ! Mi se pare c� te v�d din nou, erai tare dr�gu��. 890 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:56,638 �op�iai... Apoi am f�cut perdelu�ele pentru camera de pr�nz... 891 01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:02,033 Una din perdelu�e am transformat-o �n �ervete 892 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,110 cealalt� s-a ars �i am f�cut o b�rbi�� pentru Tonino. 893 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,398 Da ! 894 01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,210 - Uite-l ! - Cine e ? 895 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,432 Sandro... A venit s� vorbeasc� cu tine. 896 01:03:20,600 --> 01:03:22,500 - Bun�. - �nceteaz�, e tata ! 897 01:03:22,500 --> 01:03:23,717 Nu conteaz�. 898 01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:28,591 - Tata te a�teapt�. - Pentru asta am venit. 899 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,514 - Salut, tata ! - Salut ! 900 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,790 - E�ti fascist ? - Nu, de ce ? 901 01:03:37,800 --> 01:03:39,559 "Salut, tat�" ! 902 01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:43,279 - A�a ne salut�m noi, sportivii. - Bine, dar nu ai fluturat m�na. 903 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:49,791 - Fii atent. Pe strad� s� fluturi m�na. - Bine. 904 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,555 Marisa mi-a spus c� vrei s� vorbe�ti cu mine. 905 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:57,679 - Da. Deci... eu... - Da ? 906 01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:01,958 - Vorbim aici ? A�a ? - Vrei s� mergem pe ring ? 907 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,271 - Ne punem m�nu�ile de box... - Nu, �mi convine �i aici. 908 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:08,670 - S� auzim ce vrei s�-mi spui. - E simplu. 909 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,877 - Eu �i Marisa vrem s� ne c�s�torim. - Mi-a spus, dar c�nd ? 910 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,758 - Imediat dup� meci. - E�ti sigur de victorie ? 911 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,391 Nu, nu e vorba de asta. Sunt bine preg�tit, 912 01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:25,919 - gardianul nu duce multe lovituri. - Da, gardienii nu �ncaseaz� prea multe. 913 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,958 Dar s� admitem faptul c� acel gardian 914 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:33,318 ��i d� o lovitur� din aceia care te face s� vezi numai "flutura�i"... Ce faci ? 915 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,836 Am o propunere de la o firm� de motociclete. Voi concura la motociclete. 916 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,595 Tu cau�i belele cu lanterna ! 917 01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:43,433 Nu-�i ajunge boxul, acum �i motocicleta ! 918 01:04:43,520 --> 01:04:45,909 Vei m�nca pumni cu camerele de la motociclete ? 919 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:49,629 Nu trebuie s� v� face�i griji de fiica dvs, m� ocup eu de tot. 920 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,633 Am v�zut un apartament, acolo vom locui dup� ce ne c�s�torim. 921 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:59,590 - Vre�i s� locui�i departe de aici ? - Da. 922 01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:01,670 Eu m� duc �n salon, iar voi pute�i s� dormi�i aici. 923 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:02,911 Nu se poate. 924 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:04,200 Nu ? 925 01:05:04,210 --> 01:05:06,629 Ca s� ne �n�elegem, mirii trebuie s� locuiasc� departe. 926 01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,518 - Ca s� v� �n�elege�i voi doi ? - Nu, ginerele �i socrul. 927 01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,390 - Pentru a ne �n�elege noi doi ? - Da. 928 01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,799 Deja nu ne �n�elegem ! 929 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:20,351 - Tu �l iube�ti pe b�iatul �sta ? - Bine�n�eles, tata. 930 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,830 - Chiar dac� pierde ? - �l vreau �i mai mult. 931 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:23,989 Da ? 932 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:29,313 Mai vorbim despre c�s�torie �n seara meciului. 933 01:05:30,680 --> 01:05:37,473 Sper ca toate lucrurile astea s� foloseasc� �nainte de c�s�torie, ca trusa de prim ajutor. 934 01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,150 - O rochie de mireas� ? - Da. 935 01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,396 Brigadiere, glume�ti ? 936 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:47,040 Nu, vorbesc serios. 937 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:51,238 O dentist� �tie s� scoat� un dinte unui b�rbat �i nu poate s�-l scoat� unei femei ? 938 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,790 - Ce leg�tur� are cu asta? - Are, tu e�ti croitor. 939 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:57,792 Da, sunt croitor, fac uniforme militare. 940 01:05:57,880 --> 01:06:01,111 Atunci, po�i s� faci �i o rochie pentru o femeie. 941 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,236 Corpul unei femei e la fel precum corpul unui b�rbat. 942 01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:08,758 - N-am mai f�cut-o, nu �tiu. - Nu ? Bine. 943 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:15,672 Dac� �mi ajunge �n m�ini cererea lu' cumnat�-tu, nu ��i promit s� te ajut... 944 01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:20,674 Favorurile au nevoie de favoruri. 945 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,999 - Ciao ! - Nu, un moment... 946 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:29,030 Bine, brigadiere, am s� �ncerc. 947 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:31,793 - Dar nu-mi asum responsabilitatea. - Ce tot spui ? 948 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,875 Trebuie s� m� aju�i s�-mi �in promisiunea dat� fiicei mele. 949 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:34,917 Voi face tot posibilul. 950 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,005 Trebuie s� faci o rochie de mireas�, una s� arate bine. 951 01:06:38,010 --> 01:06:39,278 Am �n�eles. 952 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,113 - Dar trebuie s� cumperi material. - De ce, tu nu ai ? 953 01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:46,671 - Nu pot s� folosesc stof� militar�. - Ce leg�tur� are asta ? 954 01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:50,753 E doar o stof�. �nainte s� fie cusut�, nu e stof� militar�. 955 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:53,912 Pentru uniformele albe, exist� o �es�tur� alb�. 956 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,515 - Apoi pun 4 nasturi de aur �i un fluier. - E prea greu ? 957 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,020 - Ni... - Ce �es�tur� ai nevoie ? 958 01:06:59,030 --> 01:07:00,114 Pentru rochia de mireas�... 959 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:05,752 - Se folose�te m�tase, atlas. - Bine, cump�r. C�t ai nevoie ? 960 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:10,595 5 metri de m�tase, garniturile, 961 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:16,676 - al�i 5 metri de atlas... cu totul, 10 metri. - �i se pare pu�in ! 962 01:07:16,760 --> 01:07:21,550 - Asta avem nevoie. M�surile ? - Normale, e o fat� normal�. 963 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:26,031 - Are 20 de ani. - Da, fac o rochie la ochi... ! 964 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,192 - Chiar ai nevoie de... - Am nevoie de m�suri exacte. 965 01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:32,034 - Chem�m o fat� care arat� ca fiica mea. - Nu, ce facem, glumim ? 966 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:33,034 De ce ? 967 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,954 Vrei s� m� termini ? O fac pe ascuns. 968 01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,749 E exagerat, parc� ar trebui s� faci o bomb� atomic� ! 969 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,414 - Am terminat imnul. - Bravo ! 970 01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:53,850 - �mbr��i�eaz�-m�. - A�a, deodat� ?! 971 01:07:53,860 --> 01:07:55,551 Nu, �mbr��i�eaz�-m�. 972 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,555 Ce faci ? Trebuie s� v�d ceva ! 973 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:08,934 De ce miro�i ? Nu pute. Las�-te pu�in mai jos. 974 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,030 Nasul fiicei mele �mi ajunge aici, la barb�. 975 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,269 Da ? 976 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,954 C�nd m� pup�, �mi ajunge aici. 977 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:20,033 - Am nevoie de m�sura umerilor, de talie... - Scuz�-m� pu�in. 978 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:22,315 - Ce faci ? - Scuz�-m�. 979 01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:26,473 Talia e pu�in mai mic�, �n�l�imea e asta, de aici p�n� aici. 980 01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:28,850 - La umeri ? - Nu m� atinge ! 981 01:08:28,860 --> 01:08:30,633 Nu te mai mi�ca ! 982 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:34,759 - Bine, dar... ! - Ai �n�eles ? E cam a�a. 983 01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:51,713 Mul�umesc b�ie�i, pute�i s� pleca�i. Pe duminica viitoare. Bun� seara. 984 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:54,954 - Randolfi ! Vino aici. - Da. 985 01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,040 - Da, maestre. - Bravo, Randolfi. 986 01:08:59,050 --> 01:09:00,192 Mul�umesc. 987 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,070 - E�ti un timpanist bun. - Mul�umesc. 988 01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,478 Aici e un raport 989 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:06,250 despre activitatea gardianului Randolfi Alberto. 990 01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:07,632 Nu e bun ? 991 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:11,793 Se spune c� este un element bun, nu creaz� probleme superiorilor, 992 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:15,759 �i face datoria cu zel, punctualitate �i precizie 993 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,876 �i face o medie de 40 de amenzi pe zi. 994 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:23,159 - Chiar mai mult. - E un adev�rat record, cred c� exagerezi. 995 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,391 Ai ajuns s� amendezi �i Corpul Diplomatic �i deputa�ii... 996 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,835 Ai amendat un c�pitan de poli�ie ! 997 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:34,040 Desigur, c�nd sunt la volan, pentru mine sunt la fel ca ceilal�i automobili�ti. 998 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,554 Poate exist� vreun Cod Stradal care spune c� ambasadorul trebuie 999 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,108 - ... s� treac� pe ro�u ? - Nu, ce leg�tur� are cu asta ?! 1000 01:09:39,200 --> 01:09:41,555 C�teodat� trebuie s� �tii s� "�nchizi ochii". 1001 01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:45,315 Nu ajung doi ochi pentru a vedea ce se �nt�mpl� �n jurul nostru ? 1002 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,073 Eu �ntotdeauna ac�ionez conform regulamentului, 1003 01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:51,550 �i �nchid doar dac� dvs �mi ordona�i. 1004 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:55,599 Ai �nnebunit ? Eu nu �i-am mai spus a�a ceva ! 1005 01:09:55,680 --> 01:10:00,231 Trebuie s� ��i faci datoria. A venit o sesizare de la Chestura Central� 1006 01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:03,630 �i alta de la Comandamentul Pompierilor. 1007 01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:08,357 Nici un gardian nu ar fi amendat pompierii pentru exces de vitez�. 1008 01:10:08,380 --> 01:10:11,233 Incendiul era stins, se �ntorceau la cazarm�, era inutil s� se gr�beasc�. 1009 01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:17,156 Dac� nu vrei s� fii transferat, trebuie s� �ncerci s� nu exagerezi. 1010 01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:20,118 La Roma, cine �i face datoria este transferat. 1011 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:24,478 Asta se �nt�mpl� la Roma, �n Italia de nord e alt� disciplin�. 1012 01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,836 La Roma se zboar�, se iart�... 1013 01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,276 Spaziali �i Manganiello nu au venit la repeti�ie, asta e grav. 1014 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,955 Eu i-am �nvoit, �n seara �sta e meciul de box. 1015 01:10:35,040 --> 01:10:38,191 - Boxul e mai important dec�t Rossini ? - �n cazul �sta, da. 1016 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,999 Avem destul timp s� �ncerc�m partida de box e �n seara asta. 1017 01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,949 - Bine ? - Am �n�eles, dar s� nu afle Rossini. 1018 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,434 Nu pot s� stau aici �i s� nu fac nimic. 1019 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:56,010 - Cinci, �ase... - Nu se ridic�. 1020 01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:57,674 A c�tigat. 1021 01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:02,197 - Nou�... - Te-a salvat gongul ! 1022 01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:05,238 Trebuia s�-i dau medalionul cu San Cristoforo. 1023 01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:10,374 - E protectorul automobili�tilor. - Automobili�ti, pugili�ti, e la fel... 1024 01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:16,154 - Tata, du-te �i spune-i s� reziste. - Nu �tiu dac� mai �n�elege. 1025 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,550 Tat�, du-te �i �ncurajeaz�-l ! 1026 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,668 - Perde pentru c� nu-l la�i �n pace. - �nceteaz� ! 1027 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:30,050 - D�-mi voie ? - Acum nu se poate. 1028 01:11:30,100 --> 01:11:32,155 Scuze, sunt o rud�. 1029 01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:36,154 - Cum te sim�i ? - A�a �i a�a ! 1030 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:39,516 - Vrei un sfat ? - Da. 1031 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:42,050 - Renun��. - Ce ? 1032 01:11:42,050 --> 01:11:43,070 Renun�� ! 1033 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,357 - De ce ? - E mai bine. 1034 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:49,034 Renun��. E mai bine pentru tine. 1035 01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,839 - �mi pare r�u pentru voi. - De ce ? 1036 01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:56,198 - Dac� a� c�tiga, v-a� face o surpriz�. - Cea de a c�tiga ? 1037 01:11:56,280 --> 01:12:00,558 - Nu. - De ce-�i ba�i capul ?! Las�... 1038 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:04,713 Dac� reu�esc s� c�tig, a� putea s�... 1039 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,439 Brigadiere, nu po�i sta aici. 1040 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:31,758 - A spus c� a preg�tit o surpriz�. - Da. 1041 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,436 - Despre ce e vorba ? - Dac� c�tiga, te-ar fi luat cu el. 1042 01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:40,069 - Unde ? - �n Italia, prin �ar�... 1043 01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:43,750 - ... �n str�in�tate, �n America... - Pe mine ? 1044 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,188 Da. 1045 01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:50,513 - Ce s� fac ? - Ca manager, administrator. 1046 01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:52,750 Eu a� l�sa serviciul... 1047 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:56,833 Dup� mul�i ani de serviciu, te-ar fi luat de pe strad�. 1048 01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:02,830 Domnule arbitru, d�-le un sfat ! 1049 01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:10,912 Am�ndoi sunte�i nebuni, c� v-a trecut prin cap ? 1050 01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:24,113 - S-ar c�tiga bine ? - Nu ! 1051 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:29,115 - Nu ? Atunci de ce... - Nu vorbeam cu tine, spuneam de lovitur�. 1052 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,997 - S-ar c�tiga bine ? - Bine�n�eles. 1053 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,973 Pauz� ! 1054 01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:41,830 �ine ! 1055 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,120 - Cum e ? - Nu apuc� a treia repriz�. 1056 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,232 - Cine ? - Ginerele t�u. 1057 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:54,596 - Nu va ajunge acolo.. - Nu se �tie. 1058 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,638 - Pierde. - Nu se �tie. 1059 01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:02,999 - Mai e o repriz�. - Nu, pierde. 1060 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:06,789 - Acum, termin�-l. - Nu mai pot, mare�ale. 1061 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:10,031 A treia repriz� ? Ai �nnebunit ? 1062 01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:13,635 - Nu mai am suflu. - G�se�te-l. 1063 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:16,598 Love�te-l �n barb� ! 1064 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,592 - ��i dau zece zile libere. - �ncerc. 1065 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,513 - Haide, vei c�tiga ! - Sper. 1066 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,156 Sandro ! 1067 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,396 Hai ! Love�te ! 1068 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,237 Bravo ! 1069 01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:49,495 Hai, Sandro ! 1070 01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:53,175 Hai, Sandro ! 1071 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:59,195 Nu e frumos ce face Spaziali. Corpul Gardienilor e Corpul Gardienilor ! 1072 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:07,877 - Hai, love�te-l ! - Omoar�-l ! 1073 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:12,817 Hai, Sandro ! 1074 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:17,949 Un, doi, trei, patru, 1075 01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:21,749 cinci, �ase, �apte, opt, nou�, 1076 01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:24,559 zece... KO ! 1077 01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,631 Bravo ! 1078 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:30,838 La telefon e Madison Square Garden. 1079 01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:35,151 - Bravo ! - Bravo ! 1080 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:41,710 - A c�tigat, tat� ! - Spaziali e tare. 1081 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,511 Un adev�rat diavol ! 1082 01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:48,059 - Te doare ? - Da. 1083 01:15:53,700 --> 01:15:56,958 - S-a umflat ? - Pu�in. 1084 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,472 Au ! Nasul ! 1085 01:16:00,560 --> 01:16:03,632 C�t timp ��i trebuie ca s� ai un nas de campion ? 1086 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:08,874 - Sunt deja �ntr-o form� bun�. - Da �tiu, e�ti foarte ur�t. 1087 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,960 Pe frunte ai o cicatrice. 1088 01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:19,978 �i ai un ochi v�n�t. 1089 01:16:21,700 --> 01:16:24,912 Nasul e rupt. 1090 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,516 Au ! Nu trebuie s� m� pupi, m� doare ! 1091 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:34,355 �nainte de meci nu pot s� te s�rut, c� pierzi �n greutate... 1092 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:38,033 iar dup� meci e�ti terminat ! 1093 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,873 Ce trebuie s� fac ? 1094 01:16:44,120 --> 01:16:48,875 - Nu �tiu dac� te-ai m�rita cu un boxer. - Eu nu m-a� m�rita. 1095 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,758 Voiam s� spun dac� ai fi fost fat�. 1096 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,799 Dac� boxerul ai fi fost tu, atunci, da ! 1097 01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,833 Tu glume�ti, dar eu m-am g�ndit. 1098 01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:04,196 Nu �tiu dac� vei fi fericit� m�rit�ndu-te cu mine. 1099 01:17:04,280 --> 01:17:08,831 Vor fi perioade �n timpul antrenamentelor, 1100 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:12,879 tu va trebui s� dormi �n alt� camer�... 1101 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:16,999 - Va trebui s� faci multe sacrificii. - �i tu vei face sacrificii. 1102 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:21,416 - Vei fi mul�umit� ? - Nu. 1103 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:25,580 Nu voi fi mul�umit�. 1104 01:17:25,620 --> 01:17:30,518 Voi fi foarte nefericit�. Nu are importan��. 1105 01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,915 - La naiba ! - Fii atent, strici rochia ! 1106 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:47,676 - Stai drept ! - Nu uita c� sunt gardian. 1107 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:50,814 - Calmeaz�-te ! - ��i dau amend�. 1108 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:52,914 F�r� discu�ii. 1109 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:59,432 - Carmelo, mi se pare str�ns� pe g�t. - Da, dar el are guler. 1110 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:03,510 - Trebuie �mpins mai jos... - M� doare. 1111 01:18:03,520 --> 01:18:05,231 Termin�, nu te str�ng de g�t. 1112 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:11,115 - M� doare. - Nu te mai mi�ca. Jos m�na ! 1113 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:14,180 - Aici trebuie scoas� �n eviden��. - Fac dou� cus�turi. 1114 01:18:14,200 --> 01:18:15,478 Ia-�i m�na ! 1115 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:18,836 Dac� o s� afle unchiul meu monseniorul... 1116 01:18:18,920 --> 01:18:21,510 - Ce e cu burta asta ? - Am m�ncat. 1117 01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:23,232 �i-am spus s� r�m�i la mas�. 1118 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,471 N-am putut s� m� ab�in s� nu m�n�nc. 1119 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,678 - Ce e g�lma asta ? - E fluierul. 1120 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,991 - Por�i fluierul la spate ? - Mi-a alunecat. 1121 01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:39,438 - �ntoarce-te ! - Ce cald �mi e ! 1122 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:44,472 Sper c� pe fiica mea va ar�ta bine, pe el arat� ca naiba. 1123 01:18:45,040 --> 01:18:50,200 Unde e mireasa ? Uite, �tia deja au venit ! 1124 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:56,674 E�ti frumoas� ! Mi se pare incredibil, te m�ri�i. 1125 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:01,151 �i-am adus cadoul de nunt� : �ase prosoape. 1126 01:19:01,240 --> 01:19:06,757 Fetelor, trebuie s� ne gr�bim. Vino s� vezi. 1127 01:19:07,160 --> 01:19:11,809 �l vezi pe so�ul t�u ? Te a�teapt� pe sc�ri la biseric�. 1128 01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:16,990 - Unde e tat�l t�u ? - Dincolo. 1129 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,168 - Te-a v�zut ? - Nu. 1130 01:19:19,175 --> 01:19:20,868 Cine �tie ce emo�ionat va fi c�nd o s� te vad� ! 1131 01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:21,995 Pietro ! 1132 01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:26,198 Pietro, unde e�ti ? 1133 01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:32,230 Pietro, ai v�zut ce frumoas� e Marisa �mbr�cat� �n mireasa ? 1134 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,394 Mi s-a p�rut c� am v�zut-o pe r�posata ta so�ie. Ce faci aici ? 1135 01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,675 Nimic... 1136 01:19:39,760 --> 01:19:47,155 - Nu te sim�i bine ? - Ba da, m� g�ndeam. 1137 01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:51,358 Cineva sufer� toat� via�a s� nu �i lipseasc� nimic fiicei sale, 1138 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:55,433 a�teapt� s� vin� un t�n�r bun �i s� se �nsoare cu ea, 1139 01:19:55,520 --> 01:19:59,115 e ner�bd�tor s� vin� ziua c�s�toriei, 1140 01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:02,139 iar c�nd vine... 1141 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,310 κi d� seama c� nu e o zi frumoas�. 1142 01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:07,790 Nu e o zi frumoas�, dar nu e nici o zi ur�t� ! 1143 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:11,316 E r�coare, dar nu plou�. E�ti sigur c� nu plou� ? 1144 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:15,040 Nu mi-am luat umbrela ! Vezi noua mea b�scu�� ? 1145 01:20:15,050 --> 01:20:16,349 Dr�gu��. 1146 01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,912 - Ce ai ? - Nimic. 1147 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:24,470 Tu ai ceva, spune-mi ! 1148 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,075 Dac� nu-mi spui mie, sunt sora ta... ! 1149 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,118 Am �n�eles, nu-�i place mirele ? 1150 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:35,189 - Nu eu m� �nsor. - Atunci ? 1151 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,477 Fiica ta �l iube�te, are serviciu bun... 1152 01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:42,030 Am aflat c� �i-a luat ma�in� ! 1153 01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:46,390 Pietro, tu nu e�ti bucuros ? 1154 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:52,077 Nu, sunt bucuros ! Evident e o fericire ciudat�. 1155 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,197 - De ce ? - �mi vine s� pl�ng. 1156 01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:59,831 Se mai �nt�mpl� ! ��i aminte�ti de ziua �n care te-ai �nsurat ? 1157 01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:03,071 Spune adev�rul, eram bucuroas� �n diminea�a aceea ? 1158 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:07,269 C�t am pl�ns... ! 1159 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:10,591 Nu �i-am mai spus, am �nceput s� pl�ng �n spatele unui st�lp. 1160 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:16,073 Preotul �i-a dat seama ! Fratele meu se �nsura, iar eu pl�ngeam ! 1161 01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:18,674 �i nu era fiica ta ! 1162 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:24,009 ��i place tata ? Prive�te-m� ! Cum �mi st� ? 1163 01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:27,916 ��i place ? 1164 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:31,715 - E�ti o dulcea�� ! - Datorit� rochiei pe care mi-ai dat-o, tata ! 1165 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,873 ��i pun floarea asta, trebuie s� fii mai frumos dec�t mireasa ! 1166 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,950 Trebuie s� plec�m, Sandro a�teapt� la biseric�. 1167 01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:44,955 Vorbeam cu m�tu�a ta, ea m-a f�cut s�-mi pierd timpul. 1168 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:49,591 Mi-a povestit c� �i-a cump�rat o b�scu�� nou�, 1169 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:52,911 - apoi a �nceput s� pl�ng�.... - C�nd ? 1170 01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:56,356 - Nu e o zi �n care s� pl�ngi ! - Bietul de tine, nu te emo�ionezi ! 1171 01:21:56,440 --> 01:21:58,908 Eu sunt emo�ionat� ! 1172 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:06,269 - Unde mergem ? - Acas�, s� se schimbe, pleac� imediat. 1173 01:23:06,360 --> 01:23:08,350 - Pleac� a�a ? - Cum a�a ? 1174 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,875 Nem�nca�i ? 1175 01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:19,596 M�icu��, nu a�i v�zut semnul de ocolire la dreapta ? 1176 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:22,877 Nu, e prima dat� c�nd trecem pe aici. 1177 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:25,599 Ave�i de mult timp permisul ? 1178 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:31,699 - De doi ani. - Nu v� mai amintea�i ? 1179 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:35,958 - De unde veni�i ? - De la pia��, am fost dup� cump�r�turi. 1180 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,989 M�icu�elor, v-a "ciupit" �i pe voi ? Te excomunic� ! 1181 01:23:41,080 --> 01:23:46,473 Scuza�i-l, sunt multe persoane needucate, lipsite de respect. 1182 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:51,509 - V� conforma�i ? - De ce ? Pentru ce ? 1183 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:54,751 V-am spus, sta�ionarea interzis�, era obligatoriu la dreapta... 1184 01:23:54,840 --> 01:23:57,070 - V� dau amend�. - Amend� ? 1185 01:23:57,160 --> 01:23:59,515 Colabora�i sau o trimit la m�n�stire ? 1186 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:04,713 Mai sunt 18 minute, nu ave�i timp s� prinde�i trenul. 1187 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:09,032 - Pute�i s� merge�i mai repede ? - Cum s� fac ? E aglomerat. 1188 01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:13,159 - V�d. - �i gardienii complic� lucrurile ! 1189 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:17,199 - E vina lor ? - Vorbi�i a�a pentru c� nu-i cunoa�te�i. 1190 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,635 Dac� a�i �ti ce fel de oameni sunt ! 1191 01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:23,599 Poate cei din trafic, nu cei din birouri. 1192 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:27,229 - To�i sunt... - Vorbe�te, cum sunt ? 1193 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:30,876 - To�i sunt la fel ! - Bine. Mergi ! 1194 01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,831 A�i v�zut ? �i ap�ra�i ! Se distreaz� f�c�ndu-ne s� pierdem timpul. 1195 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:45,436 E Randolfi, spune-i s� schimbe m�na ! Gr�be�te-te ! 1196 01:24:59,680 --> 01:25:03,912 - Ce-a spus ? - C� nu �l intereseaz�. 1197 01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:07,151 - Suna. - O s�-mi dea amenda. 1198 01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:10,495 - Suna, ��i spun eu. - A�teapt�. 1199 01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,056 Opre�te ! V� rog ! 1200 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:19,393 Trece�i, v� rog ! �ndr�zni�i ! 1201 01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:22,189 �ncet. 1202 01:25:22,280 --> 01:25:24,836 A�tepta�i. 1203 01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:28,176 Pleac� ! 1204 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:34,270 - Ordona�i mare�ale. - Trebuie s�-�i vorbesc. 1205 01:25:34,280 --> 01:25:35,556 Spune�i, mare�ale. 1206 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,916 Am primit un comunicat de la Comandament �n leg�tur� cu intransigen�a ta. 1207 01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:43,958 Intransigen�� ? Aici, la Roma, o numi�i intransigen�� ? 1208 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,192 �n Italia de nord o numesc disciplin� stradal� ! 1209 01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:49,316 - Da, �n Italia de nord. - �n Italia de nord. 1210 01:25:49,400 --> 01:25:52,472 - Vino, trebuie s�-�i spun ceva. - Nout��i, mare�ale ? 1211 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,916 Nu cred. �mi pare r�u, erai un bun timpanist... 1212 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:59,812 - Eram ? - Da, erai. Vino. 1213 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,731 Eram ? 1214 01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:24,076 Salut, tata ! Bravo ! 1215 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,718 Salut ! 1216 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,031 Dac� era Rossini, a� fi schimbat ritmul. 1217 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:31,350 E la fel tot timpul, nu se schimb� niciodat�. 1218 01:26:31,440 --> 01:26:34,750 Niciodat� ! Tot timpul aceia�i muzic�, nu se schimb� niciodat� ! 1219 01:26:36,320 --> 01:26:37,992 Hai ! 1220 01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:43,193 Rossini e �ntotdeauna Rossini, doamn� ! 1221 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:45,997 Imbecilule ! 1222 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:49,277 Alberto, s� te ia naiba pe tine �i pe amenzile alea ! 1223 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:02,716 Te salut ! 1224 01:27:03,900 --> 01:27:06,550 Colega... 1225 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,850 Domnul coleg... 1226 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,190 Boschetar. 1227 01:27:12,880 --> 01:27:15,110 La Galleria. 1228 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,156 La Motta. 1229 01:27:18,520 --> 01:27:20,670 Turt� dulce. 1230 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:22,990 Militarul. 1231 01:27:23,360 --> 01:27:27,114 Gardian, care e drumul spre Roma ? 1232 01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,190 Merge�i drept... 1233 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,116 Nod �n g�t. 1234 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:40,556 Ce nod am �n g�t... ! 1235 01:27:53,107 --> 01:27:58,993 Traducerea: Cristiano Ferocci BlackSeaTeam@gmail.com 105183