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World War II killed many young men and caused a severe labor shortage in England. The British needed men to work in their farms and factories. They encouraged immigration from India.

The vast majority of men from the Punjab state began to settle in England.More and more prosperity attracted young men.In 1962, the Commonwealth Immigration Act stopped this.

But the dream of staying in England never died

The movie "Donkey" deals with the topic of migration, its title is taken from the phrase "donkey journey".

which refers to the tortuous and often dangerous routes that people around the world take to get to the places they want to migrate to.

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

Arrangement: Qasem Samangani @Qasem_Samangani

... Hi

you can't smoke

Lighter

... You can't smoke here

There is a smoke detector

So take me out

I am not allowed to do this

keep watch

Hey Mr. Patel, where is my visa?

"Manu", I am in a meeting now

Urgent matter

Is it more urgent than this?

... you wait two minutes until I - come, come, from this side -

... from this door and

enough manu, enough

As a lawyer, I am saying that getting an Indian visa is very difficult

Wali Pakistan, Singapore, China Dubai

If you want any country close to India, I will fix your visa in one day

... A moment

When your wife wants to go to Ahmedabad, do you buy her a ticket to Islam? Han?

what

He thinks he is the best immigration lawyer, stupid man

You idiot, at least I'll try, it just takes time

Your case is a problem

Well, I got into trouble because of you

Get lost from here

Where do I get lost? My office, okay?

Sister Manu, from today onwards no one can take you to India, have this from me

This bottle is running out, let me order another one

head off

There is someone who can take me to India

... of?

... Hardy

which hardy Is that a crazy army?

Are you still in touch with him?

The last time I saw him in court, you were there too

Oh... 25 years have passed since that issue

Who knows if he is alive or dead?

Ah... his enemy will die. If you have a supply, find his number for me. That's enough

We welcome you to Lalto playground

Your favorite runner "Mr. Colgate" will run in 400 meters today

His companion is Mr. Gorpal Bhatia from Dingara

And Mr. Chawla as well as Mr. Dogla

And the pride of our "Laltoi".

The champion of the last two years in athletics, Mr. Hardil Singh

Can Mr. Hardy score a hat trick and win this time?

... in the past two years, Dad, turn off your phone

Oh, sorry, I forgot, this is a hardy phone

... Today, father, close it

Wait a minute... the call number is from London

Hardy, who are you in the competition?

Dad, close it - shut up -

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

Hardy.. Mano has been called

Brother... your pants are falling

run run ... come

Hardy...Manu has rusted

... Believe

give me the phone

...Hello, Manu

... Believe

... Say Something

where are you? - I'm in Lalto -

I've been thinking about you for two hours, didn't you get hiccups?

If I get hiccups, I drink water

I left these superstitions

Are you still upset?

Let's see each other soon

how about Are you widowed?

Do you want me to tell the whole story over the phone?

Can you come to Dubai on the 21st?

For what?

There is something I want to tell you

I am not a crazy woman

I'm old for this, if I get caught, they will beat me

Why? Are you afraid of your wife?

Go tell him that your old girlfriend is in trouble

He needs you

What did you do wrong?

Come to Dubai on the 21st, I'll see you, I'll tell you

See you

He... Are you there?

... Too bad

Mr. Patel, arrange Dubai visa for 3 people

... Three?

Who are the other two?

Are you on leave? We were coming to you

Well, you were telling me that I just bought flowers so that we can come

I ran away from the hospital. If you are going to India, I am going

Did you get a visa?

I got a Dubai visa

What do you want to do in Dubai? Can you see India from the top of Barkh Khalifa?

Oxford Circus?

Yes, send... Yes, sit down

I'm leaving on the 21st, if you come, be ready, don't say later that I didn't give you two chances.

But how do we go to India from Dubai?

Hardy comes to Dubai and arranges to go to India from there

Our own Hardy? - Miad Dubai -

Brother Bali, I remembered one of the dialogues in the movie Devar

Don't be upset, but you don't know how to do business

If you wanted 10 thousand more for this, I would give it again

My son... you are the one who doesn't know how to do business

If you knew what I am selling it for, then you would have reduced 20-25 thousand pounds

Why are you selling it?

... because I

I am going home, my son

This is the same tuition that I spent 25 years of my life

But now everything I did here

My laughter and tears are my friendship

It's time to say goodbye to all of them

what are you doing?

I am making a video for memories

Is it good! But now is the time to work, isn't it?

No... I finished my work

No, your shift is until 5 o'clock

It's 4:57, sir

Exactly! There are still 3 minutes left

Go dust the toilet and clean the toilet, Bishraf refugee

come on

... stop

No, sir, there are still two minutes left

I am cleaning the dirt

Aha... where are you going?

I'm going home

Lalto... Punjab, India

Pin code: 141021

sick sister

When will Hardy come to Dubai?

He said that he is not coming to Dubai

Don't joke, I sold my shop

I punched my manager in the face

Calm down, I told him that I was in trouble

So then it will come

It will definitely come

Bravo

Now let's watch a movie - which one should I show, there are many here -

During our life, we were very busy

We were so impatient to go to India today

We were impatient to come to London 25 years ago

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

There were three different problems in our lives

The problem was their blood, which was in mortgage

They lived outside their house

But whatever they sell, they have to spend two months

My problem was my mother's pants

Take your medicine on time

... Since my father was unemployed

From that time, my mother used to wear protective pants and go to work

All the unemployed old men in the village were staring at my mother's pants

Now I had only one task, I wanted to earn so much money that my mother would not wear pants

On the other hand, Bali's problem was the squeaking sound of the sewing machine

Mother John, turn it off for two minutes, let's drink some tea

As long as my son uses this device, household affairs will go on

They say money can't buy happiness, but you can buy alu prata

We did whatever we could for the sake of Dota Prata

Come on, Aunt Jan, this is a great pajama

Why are you showing me so many big sizes? I wear size small

Aunt June, do you wear pants or do you wear your little finger?

What was this impoliteness?

Should I put on my pants or take them off?

Why don't you give him what he wants?

You yourself said that the customer is like God

God cannot be deceived

fool

He used to make bread for us at the Bobby Noon shop

Pay attention to the customer

How much more do I want?

Should I change their diapers too?

And Bali was cutting hair

Shall I cut your hair? - Can you lift it? -

do

Wow, this is stupid

I came, sir

Bali... Mr. Khosla's hairstyle is correct - yes sir -

Samir Mahan Ghasem Samangani

Mr. Khosla's hair and our lives are both similar

It could not be done

There was only one way to get rid of this nonsense life

... England

... those days

Anyone whose child went abroad would put a replica of an airplane on the roof of his house

That day we set out to put an airplane on our roof

So... where do you want the visa?

London

Do you have a diploma? - No, we don't have -

5 hectares of land or more?

no sir

Bank Account?

We don't have it, sir

it is possible

Mrs. Etrin, an English citizen, came to India today, is an alcoholic

He spends all his money and marries for money

He will take you up, then everyone will go for themselves

we get married

How do you two get married?

You get married, I will send a marriage request and I will also send you a job request

No, sir, I'm going to marry him. Why ruin this poor man's life by marrying this drug addict

He said that I will marry him and you will go with a work visa

Give me the picture - Be quiet, Dad -

BA, BSc, MSc Bachelor, Bachelor, Master

What degree do you want? - Do you have a doctorate? -

My mother's dream was for her son to wear a coat and go to the market

it is possible

what for me

Will you send me with these too?

No, ma'am, I am sending you a sports request

The Indian women's national team is going to the Olympics

Coach, my friend, I will get a special place for you. I will send you

How much will it cost?

5 lakhs per person

Can't you make it less?

How many?

... five - I also said five ladies -

One thousand ... five thousand

Yes, sir... it will be 15 thousand in total

Do something, go to Nepal, you don't even need a visa, go get lost, get out

it's time to eat

No problem, we will go to another agency

Why did you say that? - He's coming after us now -

Is Yeni coming after us?

He is coming quietly. Did you see how he came?

So, how much can you give? - I have the same 5 thousand, sir -

go from here

I have 30 thousand

Well, one and a half lacs

Saving my mother's whole life, sir, if you guarantee it, I will bring it

Okay, bring the money tomorrow and I'll get it to you, okay?

ok sir

And you, lady, find a coach and learn some moves

that if you get stuck once, you will not get out again

Where does the coach come from now?

Sardar, where is your attention, why are you taunting - where did I hit you, take care of yourself -

So the wind pushed me?

Put this bag in everyone's taxi

I had brought everything for someone

Do you want to kill me for 4 ladoos?

Who talked to you?

"National Anthem of India"

That day, a stranger stepped into Lalto for the first time

Wait, Mr. Sardar - Brother, it was not my fault -

Wait bro, there is only one lado left

you eat it

He had come to find one

He had a tape recorder with him

And the method was written "Babi's shop"

Samir Mahan Ghasem Samangani

Brother... Is there anyone here who has a cheetah tattoo on his hand?

It is very fast

I am new here, now uncle Bobby is coming to tell you

sit there

Hello sir, let me sit here

Oh man, a fly has fallen in Lasi

A small fly, Amojun, how much of Lasi does he want to eat? Let the poor man go

I'm kidding, I'll bring you another lasi now

Choto, take a fresh lassi to table number 7

Why did these two come again and stare at you?

I am going to pick you up today at 2 o'clock

where do you go

I said that I have to learn wrestling to get a visa

How are you sick? Does your face look like a visa?

When I told you last week, you nodded "yes".

Come on... Now I'm shaking my head to say no

Does your father go to customers at lunch time?

Don't talk about my dad, okay?

Look at these two donkeys, they are eating lasi mufti

He is not a mufti, do you know how to count the money?

I don't know how to count at all

Tables are for customers, not for servants and their friends

get them out

I resigned from work for you

Now I am a customer and these are customers' friends

Come here and order

Hey, Bobby, bring some soda with lemon and salt... Be quick, hurry

Now I will bring you a soda

Aha... what are you doing?

Who are you bro?

I am Hardil Singh

Literature presentation

What did you do?

There is a saying in our army "Don't argue too much, hit first and then sit down."

I just pulled a stick and didn't hit it

You naughty, but you wanted to hit

How do you know that I wanted to hit?

I have dealt with many prostitutes, I know you well

Now I'm coming back, this bitch wants to hit me

Hello sir, my name is "Manu Randava".

Can you teach me wrestling?

It is not necessary to move as much as two

please

I am not going to stay in Lalto, I came to see someone

I have to return by night train

Ah, Mr. Awadi, I am looking for a man

He looks like Mika Singh and has a cheetah tattoo on his hand

Can you find it here?

Are you looking for Mahinder?

do you know him where does he live

... come

It's nice to see you, Mrs. Mano, how do you know Mahinder?

I am in favor of it

It is very wonderful here

Wow, you have a mansion

We had ... now we live in this corner

here you are

I come

They are my mother and they are my father

Hello Mother - Hello -

Let me touch your shoulder, sir. Relax, my son.

sit down

I will bring you to do the card myself

I am Hardy

from Pethankot

Are you from Petankot? - Yes -

Does that Hardya Dillon live there? A change of nature

Illegal immigrants shot him

If they didn't carry him to the hospital on his own, my son would have died

can i sit

That day, my son was going to be selected for the Asian Games

He gave up everything to get that soldier to the hospital

In order to take care of him and serve him, he stayed with him

He also gave her a tape recorder and played music for her

He also put a tape recorder for that army

It's been a year, there was no news from the army, they didn't return the tape recorder either

betrayer

Mother, father, please make this unknown salt halal

I left the hospital today and came straight here

Look at this... it's yours

Your voice recorder

It works well sir

It was a strange situation, my tongue was damaged at that time

I could not talk to him

I could only hug him and thank him

where is it now

Tea... Please, it's very good

If it's good, give it back

Mahindra's son

She is also his wife

He had an accident when he was returning from Petankot

But there was no one to put him on his shoulders and take him to the hospital

This house was not for "Bila", it was for us

In the riots, Baba's shop caught fire

My brother took a loan from Bila to start his new business

Then the accident happened

On the other side, everything was burnt, on the other side, "Bila" broke the lock and entered the house

He said pay your debt and get the house back

My father cried a lot that day when they removed this painting

He used to say that if my son was alive, he would earn money and punch him in the mouth

... that day I said that

.... Dear father

Is your daughter still alive?

I earn money

And I swear to take down this "Bila" sign from that door

Now I have only one goal in my life

I will go to London, earn money to get our house back, and put this sign on the door

When should we start training?

But your train is for tonight

I'm thinking of cheating the railway system today

I bought a ticket but I'm not going

When your brother can give up his medal to save me

So I can also skip some things

... and until you sit on the London plane

Until then, I will not board the Petankot train

What do you say, lady? If it's ok to hit the height

Okay

Now hit your feet

Hit the shoulders

slap

I don't care about anything

Take the neck, take it from this side

Get rid of this catch and kill. Teach me that technique you used on "Bobby".

Okay, give me your ring

Take the wrist, put the hand under the armpit, put the leg here

are you ready - Yes -

R u sure? - Yes -

are you ready? - Yes -

Don't laugh, brother, he is learning

Don't upset him, let me see him, give me your hand

you are good?

Now you do it, take my hand

Oh, don't shake our hand

Manu Randava found his own coach

In one week, Manu became a professional athlete

And "Bali" also became a groom and went to fall in love with Catherine

where is Mom? - He's coming... he's coming -

And I took my doctorate and took it to get a visa

Well, doctor

Are you a kidney specialist?

Yes, yes

Tell me where are the kidneys?

... I will say now

It cannot be here because the kidney is not next to the heart

it's here

It is not here, how can it be?

There is only one place left

... Maybe

Doctor, the kidneys are here on the back

When did I put my hand here?

Hey, you looked at me this way and that way, it made me confused

I showed you here, sir

Oh, why did you take a picture of my wife?

No sir, this is my wife, Jessica

Catherine - Jessica -

Katrina - Jessica Sando is there, sir -

What are you doing on your wedding day?

He says that my wife is his wife - let me see, show me -

Oh, that's my Diana - my Maria -

My Lisa - My Cindy -

I went to destruction, I was miserable, it went away

.... Well, now for my visa

We messed up

Oh... Katrina

Return my money to us

Why should I return?

You found it here

Yes, I had found it, but I had not given birth to it

My mother works in the factory and earns money, today my mother earns my father

You know my mother wears pants and goes to work

You should wear pants, your mother can't go naked

what are you doing bro We will convince your mother

I will come with you - you won't accept that, brother -

If he does not accept, go back and hang again

What is missing from you? Listen to my plan once

Hardy's plan was wonderful

I don't know who he was

But he said that when a bomb explodes in life

Only Mumtaz can help you

Just go ahead, mom wants to beat you

No... Mother hugs us

Because Mumtaz Begum tells them

long live india

I have bad news, sir

bad news?

This morning when "Bogo" was leaving the mosque, something happened to him, he got sick

You probably got it wrong, it must be someone else

When will my bogey go to the mosque?

Should you know about marrying Mumtaz Begum?

Premium? - Yes -

Why didn't he say anything, wait a moment and see

My son, who is this special?

Mumtaz is a girl who comes to her shop to buy pajamas

Along with the pajamas, he also took his heart when he went to Peru for pajamas...

But privileged children could not bear this issue

Privileged kids?

Bogo has two sons the same age as him

He is older than Bogo but his face is young

How old is this premium?

Sixty years old man is like a firecracker

But it's just like fairies... - Oh listen -

where is boogo

Mrs. Hospital, Mumtaz Begum's children could not bear this issue

That's why he got nervous and broke Bogo's back

It was three pieces, Father, can you bear three pieces today?

Calm down, calm down

The first distinguished husband of Mr. Osman

He came from Saudi Arabia to the hospital and said don't worry, I will treat him

Have you calmed down now? - Yes, yes -

Shakil's brother said the same

Who is this other person?

Mumtaz Begum's second husband was also there

Take me... we are miserable

Don't worry, I will give them water

Oh God, what did you do with my child in one day?

The saddest thing in the story is that the bride asked for her dowry

Let it catch fire, that is the dowry

But 3 lakh rupees dowry of Madarjan

When my son is not around, do I want to dissolve these 3 varnishes and eat them?

So you are not worried about one and a half lakh rupees at all? - No -

No? -

Shall I write a manuscript? - No -

Come on, Bogo... Come on, brother

you lied to me? - The whole story was not a lie -

One of them was the truth, that one and a half lakh rupees of yours was lost

...but think first

Two husbands, two children, three broken bones

Or, 1 and a half lac

In our army, they say that small sorrows do not count as sorrows compared to big sorrows

There are many sorrows in the world, but our sorrows are very few

Father, please hug your son

... puppy

Come on, swear to grandma that you won't even think about England from now on

swear

Why do you always swear to your life?

I, Bogo Lagenpal, swear that

From now on, if I even think about going to London, my grandmother will die

Aha... right Vaitsa

Oh, don't even think that you swore on your grandmother's life

My grandmother is dead and I will break my oath that she will not die again

I'm going to the bathroom, hold on for two minutes, I'll come now

Here... take it, take it, well done, I'm coming now

is dead?

No... Grandma is tired, we came to bring her back

I am getting late to go to the office

She goes to the bathroom, you keep this, I'll go get it now

Mardjan, you stay here, I will go and bring them

If your pressure goes up, you too...

You stay here, we will go now

Oh, Bogo Pashu, come so that your mother doesn't kill you

You left the ceremony and came here to follow him

Brother, 50% discount for today only

Don't worry, let's go

Did you put a hat on your head once?

Don't you want to be right?

So what do we do? Shall we sit and clean dirt all our lives?

I was born poor, but I don't want to die poor

I promised Manu to deliver it to England

I will send you both

This is the promise of an army, first listen to my plan

There is an English test... IELTS

If you pass it, they will give you a student visa

You go straight to London

do you know english - we know -

I even watch English movies - great -

Get lost, you scumbag

what does it mean?

Go get lost... You piece of garbage

You made us feel bad, brother

Brother, listen to this - say it -

let's party let's party let's party

you got it? - No -

Let's throw stones in celebration

I don't know English at all, but I understood that you both have nothing

Brother, you should learn English - we will learn well, brother -

Brother, where did you find out about this student visa?

When you were looking for a visa here and there

I went and asked those who were on the plane

They said that this is the safest way to go to England

Student Visa

Now you have to find out who is the best teacher in all Lalto?

Birmingham, here I come - Birmingham, here I come -

Good morning class children

Today we have lovely and perfect weather

Meet our new friend, Mr. Hardy

Hardy allowed us to enter Mr. Guito's class

We were afraid that we might make a mess in Mr. Gito's class

Mr. Gito... What is the full meaning of IELTS? my mother asks

Your daughter is taking the IELTS test, but you still don't know the full meaning of it?

Someone explain to their mother - Yes, Mr. Suki -

Will this question be asked in my exam?

Why should the name of the exam be asked in the exam?

So teach whatever is asked

Your mother is also wasting our time

Sir, I only have 3 months, please teach me English as soon as possible

Sir... I have to go to the bathroom

I go to the bathroom to take a shower, not to piss

Keep your toilet

Tell me, where should I go to make a jish?

Mr. Gito ... the library

But I have to go now

Keep your cool

lavatory / toilet

Sir... How much more words should we memorize?

Do you listen to music? - Yes sir -

How do you remember so many new and old songs?

When we read the words in the form of poetry, we remember them

I want to go to the bathroom - I want to go to the bathroom -

He wants to go to the bathroom - He wants to go to the bathroom -

He wants to go to the bathroom - He wants to go to the bathroom -

We want to go to the bathroom.

I don't want to go to the bathroom anymore

I went to the bathroom

Yes, Mr. Suki, what is the problem?

How many words are there in this dictionary?

One and a half or maybe 2 lacs

It means that we should sing at least 2 to 8 songs a day, but the course will end in 90 days

... How is it possible, sir?

Mr. Gito... How many songs are there in the world?

Go ask your mother

Mr. Suki ... Mr. Suki

I wonder why you are always anxious

Someone go and see what it is

In the Mia army, they say that there are two ways to talk

First... the hard way

And the second... wine

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

I was engaged to Jesse

I had given sweets to this whole place

Later that Chada's father met that man Shiro Tada

A bastard born in London

He blocked my way in, my friend.

We could neither meet nor talk

What happened next?

What did you want to happen?

The one that always happens

The London boy took the girl from our story and took him with him

So right

It was their wedding ceremony... I also went without an invitation, drunk and drunk

Did you set up a show? - I didn't go to show off -

I had gone to see Jesse for the last time

did you cry - If I cried, he would cry too, wouldn't he? -

Her makeup would be ruined then

I choked back my tears, but when their plane flew over the roof of my house

My heart broke and I cried

So why do you want to go to London now?

That bitch "Tida" keeps beating Jesse

He has torn his eardrum

Jesse had written in his letter

... Sookie, save me

Otherwise I will kill myself

I said that I will come anyway, I will do whatever is necessary

But this damn visa did not work

... Then someone told me

Learn English and get a student visa, I am learning too

I want to go to the bathroom

Be careful, take care of yourself

So why doesn't Chada go to her daughter?

Oh Chad, he doesn't even answer his daughter's phone

Where is Chada's house? - in front of the temple -

Aha... come out

come out

Were there not enough boys in Punjab that you sent your daughter away with a Londoner?

Do you mean that you lack so much?

Write on the door and wall of your house that we only give our girls to boys from London, the locals don't like it.

I swear to God, if we are proud, we will look at your daughters, but don't humiliate us so much

I was riding a horse as a groom

That boy from London also took my lapis lazuli with him

I dried up right there

I became an example (I became a clown)

Even today, when they come to me, they ask where does that clown on a horse live?

They give them my address

that's me

I am the biggest Pattenkot clown

Who says that it doesn't hurt to die?

It hurts, friend

The man is also in pain

A man also has a heart, a liver, and a kidney

I also agree with you, but you could have given this information in the morning

Oh friend, that man in London is beating your daughter

And you put cotton in the meat?

My Girl? I don't have any daughter

Aren't you Chada? - No -

Chada lives there

Give me my stone, give me back my stone

Take it, crazy person

Oh, Chad

Come out, let me see. Come out

Birmingham, I'm here - Birmingham, I'm here -

What lovely weather it is today

IELTS has 4 main tests: reading, writing, listening, and speaking

The most dangerous test is conversation and speaking

During the exam, they ask you to speak for two minutes

Yes, Mr. Suki

I want to go to the bathroom

Please go ahead

I don't want to go to the bathroom

So why did you ask?

Because I only know these two sentences in English

And this only takes 2 seconds, for 2 minutes we have to speak at least 70-80 sentences

Where do we get all these sentences?

Practice, practice my son Sookie

Speak only English in the next 3 months

Wear English clothes, watch English movies

And everything you do should be in English

Begin, Mr. Hardill

Talk about Rooster Punjab for two minutes

Rooster?

Rooster means rooster

Hen means chicken

Khora means horse

A mare means a female horse

In Hindi, it's a simple matter of chicken and rooster, male horse and female horse

Why is English so confusing?

Do a favor in English, don't make it easy (you don't need to make it easy)

The job of language is to convey your message to others

... so why do you have an enmity with ease?

Words are needed to convey the message

For example, understand in English that Mr. Pompey knows English

Mr. Bogo's English is even better

And Gito Gulati's English is wonderful

How can you explain it without words?

I will explain, I will explain what it is

Pompey's English... Ooof

English bogo... oh oh oooooof

And English Gito Golani oh oh oof oof oooooof

You are an example... you are an example

Shut up, what's up?

This is not an example... he is learning, he doesn't know English yet, so he makes a mistake

He knows wrestling well, the coach there will not make mistakes

Give him a hand and see how he hits the ground

But he doesn't laugh at you, he takes your hand, raises it, and teaches you again

This is how a teacher becomes

No, you are an example, you all (clowns) are examples

Let's go

I will perish and be plundered

I dive into your love

Oh "Manu"... I'm lost

I pitch a tent in your heart...

I will not return to our village...

Oh man... I'm lost

I was a boy who lived freely

I made a mistake, I came to your neighborhood

That is how I was completely destroyed and annihilated

I went to plunder and perished

I looted and perished...what should I do now?!

Keep the movie, friend

calm down, how do you understand English movies?

silent

What happened to us? you are good?

Look how you are kneeling in front of the girl and asking if you will marry me

They say this is due to the respect of the coach. Someone came to propose to me

I still neither said yes nor refused, I went straight to my father to talk about the dowry

I said ok... tell me how much you will pay?

Did you say how much dowry they give?

Now see how much they respect them

If a boy asks like this, can a girl say no?

Don't worry, let it play again

Pull him next to his brother

♪ I used to sleep at night ♪

♪ Now I want to stay awake and dream of you ♪

♪ Why is it like this? ♪

♪ I used to live alone... but now ♪ ♪ I also ask strangers "how are you"? ♪

♪ Why is it like this? ♪

♪ This lonely heart has become emotional ♪ ♪ It asks me why ♪

♪ Why are you like this, I was robbed, I perished ♪

♪ I went to plunder and I perished ♪

♪ ! I went to looting and perished... what should I do now? ♪

You are the darling of my heart, you are my soul, I have an identity when I am with you

♪ My everything became yours ♪ ♪ My desire from God is you ♪

♪ I wanted you in all my dreams ♪ ♪ but now I'm afraid ♪

♪ Never forget me ♪ ♪ Wherever you go ♪

♪ Oh Mano... Oh Mano ♪

♪ Never forget me ♪ ♪ Wherever you go ♪

Stop staring, now is the time to focus

Let the visa arrive and then worry

Birmingham, I'm here - what a nice weather today -

what? - Sir -

Sir... give me any topic you want, I will talk about it in 70 lines

No one passes the exam anymore - all of Punjab goes to London -

You just say the subject

OK

Mr. Suki... Talk about Taj Mahal for two minutes

You want to test my knowledge about the Taj Mahal

Or you want to check my English speaking skill

My knowledge of Taj Mahal may be limited but it is unlimited when it comes to English

I understand nouns, pronouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs, conjunctions, semicolons, colons, commas and periods.

I can speak comfortably with any English...

Even with Prince Charles and his honorable wife Diana, now part two

Respected organization is trying to judge me based on my knowledge about Taj Mahal and not based on my English grammar

You should also redesign your exam system because this is about England and not about the Taj Mahal

see there

Every question that is in the test, all the answers are on this board, look carefully

And put any subject that is given to you in the test in these empty spaces

A hundred questions and a hundred topics have only one answer, that's it

Whose idea is this?

The idea of ​​my coach that I said is not an example

Mr. Hardy - please sir -

thank you

If you proceed like this, your exam will be like a piece of cake

Does that mean you are taking the cake test? - I mean it's easy, it's easy -

Now, before I'm confused, say - Birmingham, here I am

Can I see your ID card? - Yes -

like a piece of cake

Thankful

pull back

kill this

Is it good?

How much longer should I pull back?

Shall I take him out?

Do you want to give me a topic to talk about for 2 minutes? Whatever it is, give it to me, ma'am

No, there is no need, we just want to have a conversation

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?

Today... I ate paratha

Explain to me how to make paratha in English

... Prata

Potatoes - in English -

Potatoes ... potatoes

water and fire

You put the potatoes in the dish and the potatoes will sizzle for 5 minutes

You mash the potatoes

Then you roll the potatoes

Then you send it to the oven

Prata is ready within 2 minutes

Do you make paratha every day?

No no ma'am, sometimes rosa prata... sometimes rosa too

What was his name?

Yes, I eat prata every day, I love prata

Prata "ha"... it wants a plural sign, that's right

I eat all the parathas

So Mr. Kakad, what is your favorite hobby?

My favorite pastime

A sheep

eating cock

... OK

Can you talk about the rooster for two minutes?

two minutes

You want to test my knowledge about ...

Or you want to check my English speaking skill

My knowledge about ... may be limited but it is unlimited about the English language

I understand nouns, pronouns, adjectives, verbs, adverbs, conjunctions, semicolons, colons, commas and periods.

I can speak comfortably with any English...

Even with Prince Charles and his honorable wife Diana and Elizabeth II

The respected organization is trying to judge me based on my knowledge of... and not based on my English grammar

You should also redesign your exam system because this is about England, not about ... and Inchiza

Is it good? - Is it good -

Can you tell me what is wrong in this sentence?

Yesterday... my parents... were at the bar (liquor store).

No, no... It's not like that, my father's mother is not pregnant

My father goes occasionally... but my mother never, ever

Yesterday, my parents were at the bar (referring to the grammatical forms of the word be)

your parents

Is your mother going too? Well, how is your mother?

Now that you have become so close to me, I also want to tell you a truth

Actually, I was at the bar yesterday

I had the stress of the exam, when I drank 30 ml, all the stress came out

Thankful

Can you tell me about your family for two minutes?

You want to test my knowledge about my family

Or you want to check my English speaking skill

My knowledge about my family is limited? -

I am not asking about Winston Churchill's family

I am asking about your family, so you must know

From again, for 2 minutes

Ha... my family? two minutes

It's easy... it's easy

see sir

My father... dead

oh i'm so sorry

And my mother... my mother is also dead

My mother's mother is also dead

My father's mother too...all of them are dead

My mother's sister... my aunt... she too

is dead? - is dead -

How much more should I kill? - Enough -

You can go now

Wait, sir, there are still 90 seconds left of two minutes

Those who die, those who die, hear the story of those who are alive

My whole family is these 4 idiots who want to go to London

Between them, there is a girl named Manu, she has many problems in her life

Sometimes he learns English, sometimes he learns wrestling, not for himself, but for his family

He is fighting the world... for me

Until today, no one has stood at my feet like this, sir

She is like a girlfriend to me

So that's it

The previous one who put me on a horse and ran away with his friend

I broke my heart... from giving up

It happens that the gentleman does not come from inside anymore

In ten years, we will see the same romantic movie again

So why don't you go tell him? Do you want to go to London and then tell him?

Yes sir... we will go to London and I will kneel in front of him and take off the ring and show him

And I look into his eyes and say

Will you marry Hardi Singh?

I will marry

You should also have a love story - yes once -

My future is in your hands, please save me

I will name our first child who was born Rosh after you

No, Dad, it is not necessary

I swear... tell me your name, what is your name?

Wangi Purapu - Venkata Kupu

There is no problem, sir, please write to me

I will call you Rosh

Am I approved by you?

Are you "anxious" Mr. Sookie?

... good question, sir

Past tense or present tense sir? "Similarity of the word (anxiety and time)"

I asked you if you were anxious.

Do you understand the meaning of anxious?

... Stress

Nervous anxiety

mess

Do you know anything about these words?

no sir

Send the next person in

Very, Mr. Suki, you can go

shall i go No sir, no please... soft

It's enough, let's go - that's enough, wait a moment -

Sir, take a 2-minute test, whatever the subject, I will accept it, sir

You don't know a word, how do you want to live there among the English?

Don't they live in Punjab? Do they understand Punjabi?

Someone had canceled my visa just like this

Ask about my bank account, ask about my job, ask about my degree

Let him know that I don't want to live there, sir... I don't want to stay in England

I will go to Jesse's house from the airport, I will pick Jesse up

I don't even drink water there, my friend, take it easy

Wow, he finally understands the feelings

Sir, you understand my feelings. Jesse is my only hope in London

Don't lose my hope, sir... please

Please sir... Please

The test list was hung on the door of the liquor store

They bribe the shopkeeper to get it

Whoever was accepted would drink, whoever was rejected would drink more

The test results came

Samir Mahan Ghasem Samangani

Bali has passed, see how it fell

This is not the behavior of the rejected, it is probably accepted

Hardy was right when he said that Bali was accepted

We weren't lucky enough to pass out, the four of us passed

For the first time, instead of the sound of the sewing machine, the sound of drums and cymbals came from Bali's house

Bali Bali... come here, be happy

English will take you far away. Come to Gulati's class and go to England

Get out of my class and go straight to London

Mr. Bali Kakar passed the exam with 90%

90% pass or 90% fail? Han?

Do you want to see those who passed?

I was his student, I am not going to go to London... because I failed

Manu Randava ... Fallen Bogo Lagenpal ... Passed

Brother Hardy has also fallen

It makes fake videos and shows you dreams

Do you think people are stupid with these videos?

Now read, the weather is nice today

Our life is in the middle, brother

But that's his business

I borrowed money to pay for your classes

Brother, I have to go to London, the man who beats Jesse

Nothing will happen to Jesse, he will go to his home when he goes to London

Give him the address

He will call you to talk to him

Now calm down or I will hit you

calm down

You walk away

Come on, take a seat, let's go, Bogo

Call us as soon as you arrive, okay?

We are looking forward to your call. Goodbye

You knew that we don't learn in 90 days

Why did you make me promise Jesse that I'm coming to London?

liar whore

I said, be quiet, you are talking to him on the phone

Bro, if you stare at the phone like that, it won't ring

There is a call from London, I will tell you yes... go and relax

... lightweight

Excuse me, Mr. Gito

You hit the slipper here

But it came across here

Now go pack your bags, you are going to London

How're you?

Donkey

Donkey... you mean?

Donkey means to go to London through a vault, without a visa, illegally

You have to cross borders, forests, seas and mountains

The border police may shoot and the chance of getting there is 25 percent

... then why are you sending?

Because if he stays here, he will probably die 100%

Make a decision

And how much will it cost?

I paid for it

You are less of a bitch than you show

There is sadness in that one

.. Mr. Gito - Hey Suki -

Call from London come down

Go, run, go

Tell Jesse that... Sookie is coming

Jessie... Jessie I'm coming to London

Is Saddam coming, Jesse? Hello Hello

SUKI Listen, buddy - where's Jessie? -

Before I arrived, the news of your failure in the exam had reached here

Jesse also committed suicide

... save me

He is beating me every day

Save me, Sookie

... Owl

♪ Why do you ask this broken soul of mine? ♪

♪ Why do you want to talk about my bad fate? ♪

♪ Why talk about my fate full of misery? ♪

♪ Why do you ask this broken soul of mine? ♪

Tell my father... that I got my visa

no friend

I'm going to see Jesse

♪ There is no feeling left for life except sadness ♪

♪ End this life full of pain ♪

Sookie wanted to go to Jesse

He could not go because he could not speak English

The English ruled here for a hundred years

When they came here, we did not ask them if they know Hindi or not.

Do you understand our mother tongue? We never took a conversation and speaking test

When we didn't stop them, then who are they to stop us?

Explain the present tense, explain the plural. Rooster means rooster, chicken means hen

Suki died while doing this

... Man

All his dreams turned to ashes

... Believe

Your villa will be returned to you

Just don't kill yourself, I'll take you to London myself

Bogo... Bogo, I will take you, I swear

We carry Sookie's ashes to Jesse's grave

But we do not have a visa

... we don't have

But who wants to stop us? We are going to England

Let's see who dares to stop us

Give me your hand... Give me your hand... We're going through Danki

We are smuggling

♪ The soil of my land says wait, stay ♪

♪ don't go... you crazy (lover) ♪

♪ But who listens to fate ♪

♪ to excuses ♪

Uncle Hardy was such a person

He sold his house, farm, land and everything and borrowed it

He gave money to the official so that we can smuggle out

Pompey, Chamli and his brother Gulab also joined us

Everyone had embarked on a smuggling trip because of the difficulties and compulsions they had

From here you will be taken to Pakistan

Another agent will take you from Pakistan to Afghanistan and send you to Iran by truck

You go to Türkiye by train from Iran

and from there through the water route to England

Brother... will we pass through China on our way? I really wanted to see there too

Please give me the number of your agent

This is everyone's number, take care - ok -

So go ahead

Wait a minute... a moment

I don't know if we will return or not

♪ Let me go, my homeland, we will meet again ♪

♪ We will sit down later and talk in detail ♪

♪ Let me go, my homeland, we will see each other again ♪

♪ We will sit down later and talk in detail ♪

♪ I took your dirt like gold with me and left ♪

♪ All small and big issues ♪ ♪ I took you with me and took you away ♪

♪ I split your clouds and put them on my head like a cloth ♪

♪ The tenderness of your memories, my friend, warms my soul as well ♪

what is that bro

♪ Listen, my country, this heart is in trouble ♪

♪ He wants to leave your arms and go ♪

Wait... hold on bro

Is that a guard tower?

Since when was this posted here, it was not here last month

We have to go back

We did not leave to return

The boat will not go further than this - the boat will go or not -

We go - how do you go? -

We moved in the water all night

The next morning we were in Pakistan

Never do this again, coach - what should I do? -

Don't hold your breath so that my breath is flowing

Everything is in place

in progress

Let's go, we have to reach the next official, come

How far is it from London?

If you think about how much longer you won't be able to move

Think about what you will get there

... check this out

Bali had taken a house there for 6 months

He had taken a car

Dempi, Chameli and Gulab Gul blossomed from their flower

Go and take your bags

♪ I wish my name would be mentioned in your story, my friend ♪

♪ Somewhere in your silence, be my thoughts and thoughts ♪

♪ Wherever I am on you, I will be on the same side ♪

♪ This is my journey... to reach your arms ♪

♪ My beloved... My beloved ♪ ♪ You have a share and right in my love and loyalty ♪

♪ My beloved... My beloved, I am yours until the end of the day ♪

Our fate was changing and our journey continued

Sometimes we had to escape from gunfire, sometimes from bomb blasts

It took two months to cross the borders of Pakistan and Afghanistan and reach the borders of Iran

Take it, keep it

Go, go, go, go

Go.. Go quickly

Now we had to walk two days from here

After passing through the desert, we had to take a train to Türkiye

♪ until you were by my side ♪

♪ The mountains, the plains and the sky had a different color ♪

Continue on your way

♪ My loud instrument had another tune ♪

stand up

♪ When you were there, the face of the flower was fresher ♪ ♪ The sky was full of stars ♪

♪ Until you were there, it was laughter and it was a wish ♪

walk - no no -

go... go

Dempi, Chamli, Gulab, wait, they want to shoot you

the coach

Sit down and don't move

What do you have with you?

♪ Without you, the world is in my eyes, the color of sadness is in God's eyes ♪

My smile escapes from my lips" "Heart flames escape from my lips

hurry up

♪ Baza look, away from you ♪

♪ My smile escapes from my lips ♪

hurry up

♪ The flames of the heart pour from my lips ♪

Chamli...Chamli

Open your eyes, Chamli

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

♪ Away from you, my smile escapes from my lips ♪

♪ The flames of the heart pour from my lips ♪

(Broadcasting football report from Iran's radio/game)

get going

I'm not going, coach - move, or I'll kill you

No, don't let it go - Let us go -

♪ Boom Baba Boom Boom, Bobby Baba, Boom Boom ♪

♪ .. Babi baba boom bam, bi baba boo ba ba ba ♪

♪ to get your fill from the nest ♪

♪ release me, I will not die of sadness ♪

♪ This is the song of sorrows on my lips ♪

♪ or a lonely song in sync with my night ♪

♪ Wishing for your words, I come to you freely ♪

are you OK?

Let it go, or I will kill it

Let him go or I will kill him - brother, let him go, this is crazy -

ok... ok

let me go

Let us go, let us go

Brother, this is... - Get up, take care of him -

walk - are you good mano? -

♪ Let me go, my homeland, we will see each other again ♪

♪ We will sit down later and talk in detail ♪

Get your hair done

It's okay, you look good

come come

give me a hug

Why did you do this to me? Why did you risk your life?

Why did you do this?

I'm crazy, didn't you understand the topic so simply?

from when? - Since you fought with Gulati because of me -

So why didn't you say? - Dad, didn't you tell yourself not to stare?

Concentrate, concentrate, well, I was concentrating

How long do you want to concentrate?

I will focus until we reach London

When under (the clock) Big Bang the bell that rings... ding, ding, ding

Then I put the focus aside

♪ This is my journey, until I reach your arms ♪

♪ Now your arms are my shelter all my life ♪

♪ O my beloved ... my beloved ♪

♪ You have a share and right in my love and loyalty ♪

♪ My beloved... I am yours until the Day of Judgment ♪

When we stepped into the British container, we felt like we were breathing a sigh of relief

But it was difficult to breathe there

We were in that container for 27 days

It seems as if we sat in a trash can

There was a hope that kept us alive

London

♪ All the legends of this trip ♪

♪ full of old hurts ♪

♪ One day I will come back ♪

♪ to tell you all my stories ♪

♪ O my homeland... O my homeland ♪

Yala... do it, go

From the outside... Go from the outside

Well, stand up

where did we come It's not like London

Brother, those foreigners brought us to Africa

see him

over there

... Lady

which country is this

This is for Siberia, Russia

No, I'm not saying your dog, this land, this country

Until the last time I checked, it was England

London... London brother

We were saved

These foreigners are bothering me

He told me that my mother used to say the same thing

He said that you look like a foreigner with this look

Yes, you look like that

I was made for London

The big bang clock is not visible

... Brother

Bali has become a famous person

His statue was made in London

Come and see what kind of culture they have, building a statue. We never build statues of foreigners

What a wonderful culture

Brother is money

I will not return home from today, I have spilled money like this on the ground

Brother, the same smell that Bali was giving off is the same on his statue

Cultural wonder.. bye

... Bali - Hardy -

are you begging

Did you buy a house with begging money? - Uh ... be quiet -

How much did you rent?

Do you also have a Chakar servant?

Don't you have many servants? - Don't doze off -

Hello Bali - how are you brother -

We all cross the border, from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh, we live together and pay the rent

These are my family, they came from Punjab illegally

They are going to stay here until their work is sorted out... right?

You passed and got a visa, so what are you doing here?

It was a fake visa, but it was not a university visa

If you get caught with a fake license... you will go to jail

Come see me here - I'm here, brother -

Where is this house of yours? Han?

where is your car

where is it? - Brother -

Do you know how many boys and girls left Punjab after seeing these pictures and were killed at the borders?

Why didn't you send real photos? Han? Photos of you begging

... That's right, brother

I will send

My mother is happy that her son is begging

I earn 20 pounds a day, which is 600 pounds a month

I will keep 100 of them and send 500 of them home

My mother thinks that her son is king in London

Now he has turned off his sewing machine and is sitting drinking tea and saying

He says that now when he says something to famila, they all listen to him

He says it's all because of you

Because you went to London

Shall I send a picture now and mess everything up?

I can't send the real photo of this house

Then they will understand that I clean here

My money smells bad, then they won't touch it anymore

We came here to build a better life, but it didn't work... no problem

At least my family's life got better, anyway, what did I have there?

I was just brushing people's heads

The police are coming... run away bro

Wait... Vasta - Brother, the police have come -

come here

This was not the London we had seen in our dreams

About 20 to 25 people lived in one place with one toilet

Every morning a truck comes to take Joona to work

Those who take the ability and remain weak

It was not like there was no work, it was work

Like selling pornographic films

Or cleaning their stores and restrooms

And the biggest thing was to get rid of the police

Samir Mahan Ghasem Samangani

let's go mano - yes let's go -

where are we going

We return to India

Are we going to India? what do you mean?

This is not the place we thought

If you get sick, you cannot go to any doctor

If someone bothers you, you can't even go to the police

You can't open a bank account either

You can't even get a permit because we don't have a citizenship card

For this we do not exist at all

We do not exist at all

We are always considered illegal on this earth

Why?

Did the English build this land in his factory?

This land is God's as much as it is ours

We just made a border that this is yours and this is ours, that's all

We came here for this because they also came there

Looting our whole country

If it was not necessary, we would not come

We gave so much life to come here, we did not come to return

Now this is our city

If it was our city, we would not be here in the cemetery now

When they opened the door of their house to Roman, they said, come on, think it's your house

Why should we be humiliated?

Give me a reason to stay, just one reason

... there is a reason

stay for me

You are my man, I want to stay with you (live with you)

stay

From that day onwards, Hardy did not talk about returning to India

He looked for a legal way for us to stay

And one day, he brought a lawyer with him

Puro Patil

There are three ways to become a legal citizen

Banks, asylum, and marriage

Invest a million in the bank

The next day, the government will give you a citizenship card

Zarshek... We had so much money, were we coming through Danki?

Tell me the second solution

Go beg and apply for asylum

What do you mean by asylum? - It means seeking asylum -

The host government gives you shelter - shelter from what? What danger threatens us? -

from India

We have to present a case that you are a social activist in India

And you were at war with the government. In that war, the government killed your friend

And if you stay there, the same disaster will happen to you

They will give you political asylum like this

Tell me the third method - what's wrong with the second one, Brother Hardy? -

Suki did not kill India, why should we lie?

If you don't want to show your body on TV, no one is going to understand the difference

... I am an army man

It is different

So the third method of marriage

Marry someone with an English passport, get divorced two years later

What if the bride did not come to the wedding? ....that was Katrina too

The bride, not the groom

Ahai Takelo ... brother

They are easy to find and ask for 5 thousand

And this now costs only a thousand pounds

The rest after divorce

so what men ... I mean boy with boy... is it ok? It is not a problem to do it

Why happiness is not for you, I told my sister

... No

You tell the fourth method - look at our sister -

If you are legally accepted once, you can marry someone else and make it legal

Then you can get along with your partner only after two years

Do not worry about him, he is not going to live with you

what do I do? Can I make a reservation for a request?

Are you satisfied with love and mutual respect during your life?

Yes I am

I am

In the name of God, I declare you husband and wife

Now kiss the bride

We made a filter case, is kissing on the lips obligatory?

I will kill you

how do you feel now

What did he do wrong?

He wanted to kiss me, from my lips - from your lips? -

... from the lips

Patel said to kiss him

Hardy, stop it, that's enough

How can I convince them without a kiss?

When did I say that you should go on a honeymoon and have a baby?

If I said kiss to get evidence, then where is the problem?

As a lawyer, I gave legal permission and told him to kiss

from the lips? - As a lawyer, yes -

Bitch you must die

Well, if it's wrong, what should I do? Mr. Aghed said they should kiss each other

from the lips? - ask -

Open the door, you changed... you said to kiss her on the lips

Then take her hand and take her to the honeymoon

Hello.. Police

I will fix all of you... do you understand?

I am his man

Hello Mr. Police, the weather is lovely today

Hey... shut up

Wait a minute... Why did you arrest me?

Because you wanted to make this fake marriage look believable

No... our marriage is romantic

I love him

How long have you known each other?

five years

What is his mother's name?

Mom... I call her Mom Jun

out of respect

Michelle - Mom Michelle June -

And my father's name is Donald

Dear Donald John, out of respect

All right... you come with me

What car do you drive?

I don't have any car

What color is his car?

I sit in the car, how do I know the color of the car?

get going

I am sorry

Well, you already said that there is such a powerful story between you

Now you would kiss, later you would spit out, what would happen?

But the wrong thing is wrong

What should we do now?

Now... What cannot be done by marriage can be done by death

Yes, do it with death as it is

you be quiet

What do you mean by death?

I will bring Suki's ashes to the court tomorrow

And when you put the ashes in front of the judge, he will tremble

He asks you that you are in danger in your country? Do you want asylum?

You should also say that yes, we want asylum

Is it Mr. Patel? - Yes, it is 100% possible -

Just don't dump the judge in court

No one is going to kiss

Take it, Hardy, shake the judge's soul

Remember his English sentence "I want asylum"

Mr. Hardi Singh Dylan

Put the headphones on your ears

Yes

What is that?

This is my friend Sookie's ashes

Do you want asylum because you are in danger in your country?

Mr. Judge, I am not under any danger in the country

So why did you come here illegally?

What's your problem because they didn't give you a visa?

The car you drive is German, the gasoline you pour in is from Saudi Arabia

You eat Italian pizza

Your tea from Sri Lanka

And the clothes you wear are from our India

When you have no problem with foreign things

So why do you do this to foreigners?

No, no... we don't stop foreigners

We only want them to enter with a valid visa so that no criminals or terrorists enter our country

No, those who are not smugglers are afraid that if they get caught, they will go straight to India.

They are afraid all day that the police will not see them, they are not terrorists, Mr. Qazi

Terrorists came to kill, but they came to live

They come to take two bites of bread for their liking

But you only think about your own people, there are more than 5 lakh Indian illegals in England

You can't even imagine what jobs we lost because of this

I'm sorry Mr. Qazi, but your thinking is wrong

With our arrival, jobs will improve here

It does not decrease

About 5 lakh people eat here, so imagine how many shops and restaurants will be opened

How much detergent do they use to wash their clothes?

Mr. Qazi, how many barbershops are opened to cut their hair?

We just do things that you don't like to do

Your cleaning and maintenance

Subtract this number of people from my country and add it to your country

Do you want us to open the borders of our country?

Your borders have always been open, Mr. Judge, give me a million pounds and become a citizen

These borders are closed only for the poor

According to our law, asylum is given only to the victims of war and the oppressed

It is not given to the poor

Mr. Qazi... What difference does it make if someone dies by a bullet or by hunger?

who is the person

This... Sookie, she just wanted a one-day visa

For Jesse to turn himself around

But no one understood the necessity of this matter until he did it to himself

Yes, Mr. Qazi... He started the fire himself

... every winter

Thousands of birds from Russia to our Punjab

No visa

Our birds do not file a case

... because they know

Their houses are damaged

If they stay there then they will die

Why can't people understand this simple matter?

Out of compulsion, a person leaves his house once in a while

Otherwise, why should someone leave his city, his family, his friends and go to the border to be shot?

Look, according to the law I can let you stay here

But there is only one way for you to say that your life is in danger in your country

This is the first time I see a judge tell his criminal to lie

No, Mr. Qazi, I am not threatened by any danger in my country

Whatever it is, my country, I will not stand here to curse my country

You are the judge, give the final order, sir

Mr. Dylan, I am very sorry for what I am about to say

According to the law, we must return Mr. Hardiya Singh to India

Your friend is an honest and good person

But if you want to stay in this country, my suggestion is that

Do not choose the way they choose you

Now Mrs. "Manu Randava" Bayan to the position

Let's go back to our house

Which house, which house is the coach?

I came here to make the same

... Mrs. Randava

Miss Randava... are you in danger in your country?

Do you want asylum?

give me asylum

I miss you so much

take care

♪ Whatever your reason for leaving ♪

♪ Whatever your reason for leaving ♪

♪ I pray for your return ♪

♪ I pray for your return ♪

♪ God has a habit of testing me ♪

♪ God has a habit of testing me ♪

♪ But listen... I'm stubborn and stubborn to get you too ♪ ♪

♪ But listen... I won't stop to get you either ♪

♪ I will keep an eye on you ♪

♪ As long as I have life, as long as the soul is in my body ♪

♪ I won't stop trying, I'll keep an eye on you ♪

Samir Mahan Ghasem Samangani

♪ Even after counting a hundred years ♪ ♪ We will understand in a moment ♪

♪ My stubborn eyes do not accept failure ♪

♪ Even if I don't recognize myself in the mirror ♪

♪ Even if you are in the crowd, I know you well ♪

♪ I'll keep an eye on you ♪

♪ As long as I have life, as long as the soul is in my body ♪

♪ I won't stop trying, I'll keep an eye on you ♪

Well, tell me something, why didn't you come directly to India? Why are you here?

Indian visa not given to us - why? -

After all these years of being a refugee, we received a citizenship permit only last year

We also went directly to get the Indian visa

But the embassy disagreed - opposition? Why? -

They said that your life is in danger in India, why do you want to return? The same case of asylum

Asylum problem

That's why we came here

Enough of London, we want to go home

Yes, sure, why not... Oh, you really put the woman and the child there? Are you not married?

Yes, explain - well, tell me, brother -

I had a German woman, but she left me because of the height issue

for your height

He said that you are short

He was talking about your height, not your IQ

Now, whatever it was, he said that something is missing

Yes, your stomach is also small, so tell me... are you single?

No, brother, I am not single, I have my phone and charger with me, the three of us are happy together

where is your jogi - Which jogi? -

Which Jogi... is your husband?

Jogi, the son of Sukraman and Santok, is also Jogi, the brother of Simran and Sonia

His name was the same on the wedding card, where is your Jogi?

miscarried

No? Did a prostitute leave you?

did you leave him

No?

Oh, on top of that... you're not married at all?

You had printed a card just for me, right? - If I didn't print, would you get married? -

I don't know - then you would stare at my pictures all your life -

I was very attractive that day

Tell me... how is your wife? - Don't worry about him now -

He's not more attractive than me - let's leave it now -

Now tell me, what are you going to do? Are you going to be smuggled or should we line up a visa?

Hardy, we are bothering you - don't worry, it will be done -

It takes six to eight months

Well, you would come eight months later

What was your hurry, come to India, are you going to die?

... Yeah

... Yeah?

The doctor said I have a month

I ran away from the hospital

what's going on with you?

Brother's tumor

... Here

No... shut up

let it go

Sit down... Army should cry alone

enough

... listen

Did you put that sign on my dad's house?

Amart Randhawa

... No

I wrote something else

I also put something on the roof of your house

Airplane... isn't it? - No -

So what... ?

Come and see for yourself

you take me

It's been twenty five years

I did not see my father's mother

I went to build a house and did not see my own house

I don't want to die among strangers

No no

I want to die in my country among my own people

I will take you

You will celebrate this Diwali at your home... So?

Are you trying to take me away again, huh?

At this age, how are you going to leave old woman?

I will take you by plane

How are you without a visa?

This is how an army knows its job

Owl

Aloe - Hardy -

did you see me - Yes, I saw... I saw -

I have to bring him to India, I need your help

how can I help you? - Do you know anyone in Dubai who smuggles? -

Baqir - reliable? -

The trust of such people cannot be found in stories

But go see it first

OK... I want a bunch of tools, I'll send you a list, line them up immediately

Hardy...good luck

Baqir?

Duglati had called

What can Baqir do for you?

How many people should you send to India?

Do you have a visa? - No, they don't -

Do you have a passport? - they don't have -

Do you have folos?

Yes, they do

it is possible

A container is going to Gujarat from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia

We will go with him, it will take five days

After that, we will reach Boj by a truck in two days

Two days after we left, we will reach Lalto

Please see who it is - Mr. Hardy? -

So...

What are these bro?

Your Punjabi clothes

All of them are labeled Made in India

And this is the last week's newspaper of Punjab, put these in your bag

And to throw away all your phones and SIM cards

Keep this phone with you

It's a wonderful idea

If we get stuck, we have to pretend that we are Punjabi tourists

... go right ahead

You wanted to take us by plane

You are leading me astray again

Listen, give your English passports to Baqir, he will burn them

Does it burn?

Brother, if we get caught, it should not be proven that you are British citizens

Hurry... Be early

This is your food

Isn't that much food for 4 days?

It's not four days, brother

It takes two weeks to go to London

Will it take two weeks to reach London?

We do not want to go to London

Oh brother, we got into trouble, we boarded the wrong container

Call Baqir

He hung up the phone - did he hang up?

What should we do now?

Omar Abbasi

How much is the reward for arresting illegal immigrants?

where are they

Jeddah Airport

Bye

That's the container - bring it down -

bring it down

omar no hamar

Baqer translate

Hamar means donkey, Mr. Omar says that they are not donkeys

Baqir sent this

If you lie, you will go to prison for 50 years

Tell me your name and country

I am Hardya Singh Dhillon from India

Bali Kakar from England

Bogo Lagenpal from England

Manu Randava from England

British citizens?

Do you always go home with a container?

No sir, we were going to India

Although you are from London?

It was a mistake, sir, we loaded the wrong container

Do not lie, Rose

Game over - Who is Gulab? -

Who else did you want to be a rose?

... You come for a moment, promise me

don't touch me - ok i won't -

Just let me go, I am Indian

The girl's name is Chamli, son of Pompi, he is also Gulab Singh

thank you - please -

No sir, I am Bali

Show your passport - Show -

I gave it to Baqir - when? Where? -

My friend is Bali - Aha... shut up -

Can you prove that this is a joke?

Yes, I can give you permission for a moment

Give me your phone, look here

They all have the Indian code plus 91

All of them are Indian numbers, you want to call any of them

Wait, they will answer

Good morning, Gulab - this is Gulab, sir -

Did you board the container? When you reach London, David will follow you

don't worry be happy

As I said, sir, this rose, that is Pompi, and that is Chamli

you bitch - shut up... -

Look at their faces, do they look like the English?

Look at their clothes, all their clothes are Punjabi

Even the Made in India label is clear

And this is the Punjab newspaper of the week

And which Englishman wears these shorts?

I helped you - you help me -

Now let me go

As I told you, Omar is not a donkey

Omar is not a donkey

So tell him that we are not donkeys either

Wait... I want to destroy this, don't shoot bro

let go dad

I helped you, you would have kept these, you would have let me go, what would have happened?

I threw away my passport, now you have to prove to the court that we are from India

Now, whatever happens, even if it is not London, we will live here

Do whatever you want

I promise to prove in court that you are all from India

And I will take you back to India in two weeks

Omar is not a donkey

... Believe

What was this guy saying in English?

translate

He said that in the court... he will prove that we four

.. we are from India

Wow

And in two weeks, he will board our plane and send it to India

Bring everyone to the police station

Brother Hardy had drawn a wonderful plan

If our real name is mentioned, they would understand that we are British citizens

Those 3 of our companions who were killed in Iran

Gulab, Chamli, and Pompi gave us their identities

Because those three people are still considered missing

Later, our case came to Lalto from Saudi Arabia

There, many elders and elders confirmed that there were 3 people named Gulab, Chamli and Pompi

They were smuggled out of the country 25 years ago

A report was sent stating that

India is ready to return these people

Maybe we were the first people in history who were so happy to be deported

I told you that I will send you to India in two weeks

the outside

Omar is not a donkey

you're an idiot

Why are you all so happy?

Because we are going home

What do you like?

There are 4 of us, we are going back home, so let's eat something sweet

Gulab Jamon - Oh Gulab Jamun, brother -

Happy Diwali - Long live my daughter -

Ah, old woman... I said that I will return to you by plane

In this way

If it wasn't for Mrs. Dillon (your wife), I would be really busy today

♪ The earth is the same and the sky is the same ♪

♪ In every home... there is familiarity ♪

♪ Although the world has shown me thousands of sights ♪

♪ It's my homeland again... It's my homeland ♪ (Nowhere can be my homeland)

♪ We came from far away ♪

♪ We came too late ♪

♪ But no one understood this ♪

♪ that we are a foreign people ♪ (we came from a far away place after a long time, but our own people do not consider us strangers)

♪ like a kite released from the string and wandering in the winds ♪

♪ If you ask the truth,,, this is how we spent our days ♪

♪ But no one understood this, "that we are a foreign people ♪ (After a long time we came from a distant place, but our own people did not consider us strangers)

♪ My city, my place of life is here ♪

♪ که چشمام همیشه پر از شوق بودن ♪

♪ خوشحالی در اینجا چقدر ارزان بود ♪

♪ کوچه خیابان های آشنا ♪

♪ مثل دوستهای قدیمی بنظر میان ♪

♪ کجا گم شدن اون روزهای رنگارنگ ♪

♪ غرفه های چای در بازار ♪ ♪ سروصدای زیاد و نوشیدنی ها ♪

♪ اون دوستها با حرفاشون ♪ ♪ تمام آن روزها و شب ها ♪

♪ غم از دست دادن تمام این چیزها چقدر عمیق بود ♪

♪ نمیتونیم بیانش کنیم، در دلهامون پنهونه ♪

((عمارت مانو))

♪ اما این رو کسی نفهمید، "که ما مردمی بیگانه ایم ♪ (بعد از مدتها از جای دور آمدیم، اما مردم خودمون مارو غریبه ندونستن)

♪ یه زمانی از خانه (وطن) خارج شده بودیم ♪

♪ اما خانه (وطن) از دل مون بیرون نرفت ♪

♪ در هر تپش قلب مون خانه (وطن) ساکنه ♪ ♪ چه کنیم با این دل؟ ♪

♪ چه ها بر سرمان آمد ♪ ♪ و چه کارهایی رو که نتونستیم انجام بدیم ♪

♪ اما این کارو باید انجام بدیم ♪

♪ روی همان زمینی که بدنیا اومدیم ♪ ♪ روی همان زمین بمیریم ♪

♪ روی همان زمینی که بدنیا اومدیم ♪ ♪ روی همان زمین بمیریم ♪

ببین... زندگی همه رو سروسامون دادی

فقط مال من و تو موند - نه نه ... نه -

مثل جمله ای یکنفر که گفته تا وقتی تمام نشه، هنوز تمام نشده

انگلیسی حرف میزنی؟

من اولین نفرم تو پنجاب

که نه برای رفتن به لندن بلکه بعد از برگشت از لندن انگلیسی یاد گرفته

حالا چرا یاد گرفتی؟

چون خبر داشتم، که یکروز یه گندی میزنی و برمیگردی و میخواهی انگلیسی حرف بزنی

اونوقت من باید چکر میکردم؟

باید دوبرابر انگلیسی باهات حرف میزدم

عجب - بله -

خب حرف بزن ببینم - واقعا؟ -

... یکلحظه صبر کن

خب آقای هاردیا سینگ دیلون

میشه راجب خانواده تون صحبت کنید برای دو دقیقه

دو دقیقه؟ آزمون صحبت کردن به انگلیسیه؟

مادرم مرده پدرم مرده مادرِ مادرم مرده، مادر پدرم مرده

خاله م مرده، عمه م مرده عوم مرده، زن عموم مرده

داییم مرده، زن داییم مرده عمو بزرگم مرده، زن عموم مرده

یکی پس از دیگری همه مردن

... من، من همیشه تنها بودم

حالا ... یه همسر میخوام

تو که زن داری، خانم دیلون

هیچ خانم دیلونی وجود نداره مثل آقای جوگی تو که اصلا وجودن داره

من ازدواج نکردم خانم مانو

تو ازدواج نکردی؟ - من منتظر تو بودم -

... من به پتان کوت نرفتم

چون اگر یروز مانو خواست دنبال هاردی بگرده براش مثل یه تیکه کیک آسون باشه

تو دیگه چه آدمی هست

اومده بودی یه ضبط صوت رو پس بدی بیست و پنج سال همینجا موندی؟

... خانم مانو رانداوا

میشه درخواست کنم دست تون رو بدید به من، لطفا

زیاد فکر نکن، ببین تو زیاد وقتی نداری من هم زانو هام خیلی درد میکنه

...میدونی مانو

مردم میگم "دنکی" اون سفر پرخطر و مشکلیه که

لب مرزها، گرسنگی و گلوله ها میان سراغت

اما اون سفر برای من "دنکی" نبود

اون لعنتی... برام زندگی بود

چون که تو کنارم بودی

... سفر "دنکی" من اون 25 سال بود که

که بدون تو سپری شد

... تو به من فهموندی که، معنی دنکی یعنی

از خودی ها دور باشیم

حالا دیگه این سفر دنکی من رو تمومش کن مانو

با هاردی سینگ ازدواج میکنی؟

اگر یه پسر اینطوری درخواست کنه مگه ممکنه دختری جواب رد بده؟

آقای مربی

ازدواج میکنم

اوه یکلحظه

فقط یه چیز دیگه تکون نخور از جات

♪ کاش در داستان تو، ذکر و اسم من باشه ای یار ♪

♪ یه جایی توی سکوتت، فکر و خیال من باشه ♪

♪ امروز سرت رو، روی شونه ی من بزار ♪

♪ سفر من، تا رسیدن به آغوش تو بود ♪

در 140 سال پیش برای ورود به هیچ کشوری نیازی به ویزا نبود

با شکل گیری ویزا تبعیض در مهاجرت به وجود آمد

امروزه، مرزها فقط برای فقرا بسته است

فقط باعنوان تحصیل و بهداشت به فقرا ویزا داده می شود

هرساله بیش از 1 میلیون نفر برای جستجوی زندگی بهتر از مرزها بطور غیرقانونی خارج می شوند

Many more were killed or died on these routes whose bodies were never found

Families cannot perform their last rites because they never know if their loved ones are alive or dead

Among those who survived, very few were able to return to their homes

Six months later

... brother - hmm -

I say let's open a denim shop

Does it work in Punjab?

From these ripped jeans

Yes friend... our first customer is also his mother

It's not funny at all, what does it mean?

I think opening a fast food and pizza shop will work

It can also be online - by sending it to your door -

Brother, wait a moment

Big brother, Migma... nothing works in India, you should leave and go to London

Who will give us a visa, brother?

My brother, do you have a university degree?

Real estate land? - No -

Do you have to have a bank account? - No no -

No problem, no problem, I will send you as Danki

very easy

He says it's easy

Come... put your hand here

Don't be afraid at all

Are you afraid my son? - I see? Yes -

Do you want to send us through Denki?

Professional and listening translation: Samir Mahan telegram: Samirmahan - instagram: Samirmahan.Official

Arrangement: Qasem Samangani @Qasem_Samangani