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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:49,290 Hey, get out of the way, out of the way! 2 00:01:49,290 --> 00:01:53,450 - Lecher! - Lose the underwear! 3 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:56,580 Hey, who do you think you are? Move it! 4 00:01:57,620 --> 00:02:00,750 Hey, young man! 5 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:05,950 Don't you know who my father is? 6 00:02:05,950 --> 00:02:08,040 I'm going to run right over you! 7 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:15,330 Oh, my leg. My bike! 8 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,500 What are you doing down there? 9 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:23,660 Just cleaning my bicycle wheel. 10 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:26,790 - It's a nice bike. - Do you like it? 11 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:30,950 Dad bought it in the States. 12 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:35,120 - I'll give you a ride to school. - That would be great. 13 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,330 Wonderful, wonderful! 14 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:47,620 Creep! 15 00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:54,910 Don't go yet! I'll ask Dad to buy you some new clothes. 16 00:02:55,950 --> 00:02:58,040 Good morning, good morning, good morning. 17 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:02,200 Watch this, no hands! 18 00:03:06,370 --> 00:03:09,500 Thank you, thank you. 19 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:23,040 - Are you trying to show me up? - Everyone knows how smart you are. 20 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:27,200 - Are you trying to be funny? - You don't scare me. 21 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,330 OK, you asked for it! 22 00:03:35,540 --> 00:03:37,620 Here I come! 23 00:03:53,250 --> 00:03:55,330 Who's being shown up now?! 24 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,450 Bastard, I'll get you! 25 00:04:09,910 --> 00:04:14,080 You should see your face - it's not a pretty sight. 26 00:04:34,910 --> 00:04:41,160 Look how much bigger my arms are. 27 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:49,500 And I'm also much bigger down there. 28 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:55,750 - I'm better at something else, too. - What's that? 29 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,830 - Hitting a cop. - We'll see. 30 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:03,040 Mine's bigger. 31 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,200 Take this. 32 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:11,370 I told you not to do that. Here he is, Officer. 33 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:18,660 - Who threw that? - He did, Officer. 34 00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,790 - Get up. - It was a mistake, Officer. 35 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:25,950 You little bastard, you're under arrest! We're going downtown. 36 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:30,120 - I didn't do it, I'm telling you! - You're good at getting arrested. 37 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:33,250 - I'll get you. - You're in big trouble. 38 00:05:58,250 --> 00:06:03,450 Hey, don't stop or your miser of a father will shout at me again. 39 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:09,700 Put fifty sacks of salt on that truck right now. 40 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,000 Am I seeing things? 41 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,120 Your eyes are OK, but your back isn't. 42 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,290 - What are you doing here? - I've come to help you. 43 00:06:26,370 --> 00:06:30,540 You shouldn't have come here. You'd better leave. 44 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:32,620 This isn't a job for you. 45 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:37,830 Brother! 46 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:48,250 That's it! 47 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:52,410 - So you want to test me? - Just to see how strong you are. 48 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:59,700 Take one more. 49 00:07:01,790 --> 00:07:03,870 Not bad, huh? Your turn. 50 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,040 Watch this. 51 00:07:18,450 --> 00:07:20,540 - Can you do it? - Of course. 52 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,080 How about that? 53 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:46,580 Oh, God! 54 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:49,700 Get him out of there, he'll suffocate. 55 00:07:51,790 --> 00:07:53,870 - Father... - Father... 56 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:59,080 - Damn you, you idiot! - Father, I'm sorry. 57 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,250 - You... - Father, are you all right? 58 00:08:05,330 --> 00:08:09,500 Of course I'm all right. I was just getting some salt. 59 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:14,700 You tried to hurt me with that sack, didn't you, you nasty piece of work! 60 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:19,910 - Think what you like. - Father, it's not true, really. 61 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:25,120 Sticking up for him again? You'll get yourself in trouble like this. 62 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,250 - You should know better, you fool. - He's done nothing wrong. 63 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:31,370 I won't argue with you. And as for you... 64 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:36,580 Get all that salt packed or no dinner! 65 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:44,910 And you better make sure you stay in and study hard. 66 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,160 - Dad... - Not another word! Get inside! 67 00:08:55,330 --> 00:08:57,410 - You, back to work! - Yes, sir. 68 00:09:06,790 --> 00:09:09,910 Hey, brother, catch! 69 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,120 Excellent! Eat up now. 70 00:09:23,450 --> 00:09:28,660 Under 250 pounds, you can cross. Next! 71 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:35,950 270 pounds! You're far too heavy! 72 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:40,120 What? It's up again? I must go on a diet. 73 00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:45,330 Fatty, this bridge can't hold more than 250 pounds. 74 00:09:45,330 --> 00:09:50,540 You're 20 pounds over. There's no way you can cross. 75 00:09:56,790 --> 00:09:58,870 - Can I cross now? - That's better. 76 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:02,000 OK, I'm going. 77 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,250 This is 270... 78 00:10:09,290 --> 00:10:11,370 250! 79 00:10:13,450 --> 00:10:18,660 Up, up and away! Keep them in the air. 80 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,830 I'm 20 pounds lighter. I'll stay at 250. 81 00:10:25,950 --> 00:10:29,080 Oops, I nearly missed. 82 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,200 One, two... Oh, God, a pigeon! 83 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:36,370 I'm going! 84 00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:41,580 Serves you right, you fat bitch! 85 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:43,660 Boss, are my clothes ready yet? 86 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,830 Yes, they're in the workshop. I'll get them now. 87 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:52,000 - I'll be right back. - No problem. 88 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,330 - Is it cold today? - No, sir. It's hot. 89 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:06,580 Don't be so damned rude. Just tell me if you have any clothes to fit me. 90 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:08,660 What's so funny? 91 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:13,870 Of course we've got clothes to fit you. 92 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:17,000 Now look at this one, it will make you look a whole lot slimmer. 93 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:21,160 - Try it on. - Really? I must try it. 94 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,370 - Fat people like to look slim. - She's no exception. 95 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:30,540 Young man, I can't button it. 96 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:36,790 It will fit, just do what I tell you. 97 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:39,910 - So tell me. - Breathe in. 98 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,080 Chest out... Belly in... 99 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:49,290 Hands above your head. Don't move and I'll button you. 100 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,410 Come on, breathe in now. 101 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:56,580 OK, remember you must hold your breath. 102 00:11:58,660 --> 00:12:01,790 Wow, what a beautiful figure. 103 00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:05,950 Take a look in the mirror. 104 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:15,330 You look beautiful. See? I was right. 105 00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:20,540 It really does make me look slim. It's terrific! 106 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:33,040 - Young man? - It's a pleasure to help a lady. 107 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,200 Thank you so much. 108 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:43,450 - What was that? - Your dress tore. 109 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,870 You made a fool out of me! 110 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,950 No, madam. I didn't mean to. 111 00:13:05,330 --> 00:13:07,410 I didn't mean that either. 112 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,200 Mess with me, you little twerp, and I'll teach you some manners. 113 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:40,750 What do you think of my slim tummy? 114 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:51,160 You bastard, if I felt like it you'd be dead already. 115 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,330 So you want some more? 116 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,580 My legs are going. 117 00:14:01,580 --> 00:14:05,750 Had enough?, I'll flatten you, you rat! 118 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,160 That was lucky. I escaped just in time. 119 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:20,330 Bastard, another second and you'd be one inch high! 120 00:14:27,620 --> 00:14:29,700 Get out of there! 121 00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:33,870 Be careful where you put your head. 122 00:14:34,910 --> 00:14:37,000 Come out from there. 123 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,790 That'll teach you to fool with me, little boy. 124 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,950 Young master, are you OK? 125 00:15:00,950 --> 00:15:06,160 - She won because she weighs so much. - Never mind, we'll fix her. 126 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:11,200 My boy, it's your teacher's birthday, so I want you to give him this. 127 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:17,620 - What is it? - It's salt, a token of respect. 128 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:24,910 We're a well-respected family. You'll go to the party in a sedan chair. 129 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:27,000 Ping, come here! 130 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,160 You can carry him so we can save the fare. 131 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:48,870 The Chin brothers are going to be roast chicken tonight. 132 00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:53,040 - Master. - Master. 133 00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:05,540 - Be careful! - Yes, master. 134 00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:10,750 - Are you ready? - Yes. 135 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,870 As soon as they arrive, we'll hit them with the rockets. 136 00:16:13,870 --> 00:16:18,040 On the first whistle, you set off the first string. 137 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:21,160 On the second whistle, set off the second string. 138 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,330 If I keep whistling, you keep firing, got it? 139 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,370 Let's go! 140 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:35,750 - Why did you jump out? - Let me carry you. 141 00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:40,950 - No, Dad told me to carry you. - I'm your younger brother, get in. 142 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:47,200 - If Dad finds out, he'll be furious. - If we don't tell, he'll never know. 143 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:50,330 But I would know. 144 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:54,500 Bo, you're a lucky man. Go on, get in. 145 00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,700 - You can be the boss. - Brother! 146 00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:03,870 - If you won't get in, let him. - Thanks a lot. 147 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:07,000 - Let's go. - Right. 148 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:13,250 I've carried people all my life, but I never thought I'd sit up here. 149 00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,370 It's just wonderful. 150 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,500 That's the signal. Light them up. 151 00:17:28,870 --> 00:17:33,040 I guess I'll be a porter for the rest of my life. 152 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,250 Bastard, you'll be in orbit very soon! 153 00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:54,910 Swallow it! 154 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:29,290 You dirty bastard! I'll get you. 155 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:51,160 - You brought this on yourself. - So what's next? 156 00:18:57,410 --> 00:19:01,580 - Fire banner! - Oh, they're welcoming us! 157 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,200 Centipedes! 158 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,200 I see stars! Lots of stars! 159 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,790 - Come on, if you dare. - Let's get him. 160 00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:48,870 Brother! 161 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,120 There's a hat for you... 162 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,250 and a nice big cigar! 163 00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:29,500 Guess what happens when it's lit up? 164 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,660 You'll turn into a Roman candle. Don't you believe me? 165 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:39,910 - Hey, brother, that's enough. - I'll let you off because of him. 166 00:21:39,910 --> 00:21:42,000 Come on, let's go home. 167 00:21:53,450 --> 00:21:58,660 - He's so mad he set himself on fire. - Come on, let's go. 168 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:12,200 - Papa... - Don't be scared. Papa's here. 169 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:16,370 I'm scared, I'm scared! 170 00:22:17,410 --> 00:22:20,540 He's my only son and they've destroyed him. 171 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,790 Damn you to hell for this! 172 00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:34,080 Son, I'll make sure that Chin Do pays for this. 173 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:41,370 Mine, brother's, mine... 174 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:55,950 Young prince, until you came, I was so lonely. 175 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,080 That's the nicest pair I've ever seen. 176 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,250 Keep your hands off! 177 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:06,370 It exploded! 178 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,540 Well, you squashed the pear. 179 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:13,660 I've got something for you. 180 00:23:16,790 --> 00:23:20,950 - I've finished mending your jacket. - That old thing? I threw that away. 181 00:23:20,950 --> 00:23:27,200 I've got plenty of clothes. You're as stingy as the old man. 182 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:31,370 I'm sorry, I forgot. You're a rich kid! 183 00:23:31,370 --> 00:23:35,540 You've got plenty of clothes. All I've got is old rags. 184 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:43,870 Hey, this is the best sewing I've ever seen. I'll wear it to parties. 185 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:53,250 Now, don't be upset. Here, have a pear. 186 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:57,410 - Where's yours? - It's squashed. 187 00:23:57,410 --> 00:24:01,580 - I squashed it, so you have this. - We'll split it. 188 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:07,830 - Big half for you, small for me. - Split it? That's a bad omen. 189 00:24:07,830 --> 00:24:12,000 Don't be so superstitious. 190 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:59,910 I will pay 2,000 gold pieces to wipe out the Chin Do family. 191 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:23,870 Well, I'll be damned! I made $9,999 in total today. 192 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:29,080 - One short of $10,000. - Have you got a dollar? 193 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,290 Hurry up, give it to me. 194 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:39,500 We'll call it a loan to make up the round figure. 195 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,620 I'll pay you interest. 196 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:53,040 Don't worry. I'll pay you back. 197 00:25:55,120 --> 00:26:01,370 - Father, I'll get you some tea. - No, don't. Tea is too expensive. 198 00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,700 This sour plum will do. 199 00:26:12,830 --> 00:26:17,000 Much more refreshing than tea. 200 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,160 I'll let you try some, I'm not mean. 201 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:24,290 Just a little taste, mind you. 202 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:29,500 Don't be such a greedy pig. 203 00:26:30,540 --> 00:26:35,750 - I didn't even taste it... - Now, help me move these things. 204 00:26:38,870 --> 00:26:42,000 Hey, don't touch that! 205 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:47,200 It's too heavy. Take the light things. 206 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:49,290 I'll take the heavy one. 207 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:57,620 - Do you want some help? - I can manage. 208 00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:52,830 What's this? Drunk again? When I tell the boss, you're through. 209 00:27:55,950 --> 00:27:57,000 Drunken boxing?! 210 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:49,080 Fire! Help me, someone! 211 00:28:59,500 --> 00:29:01,580 Help me! Fire! 212 00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:04,700 Don't just stand there, you idiot, put the fire out! 213 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:31,790 Do something or I'll be broke! I'm OK. Save the money. 214 00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:54,700 - Father, the key! - Oh, my key! 215 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:57,200 You're so strong, I knew I'd win if I bet on you. 216 00:31:14,910 --> 00:31:19,080 You're very, very good. 217 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:24,290 But he'll win me a lot more money. I bet on him! 218 00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:36,790 My dear, don't be scared! Even if you lose you've still got me. 219 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:42,000 I don't believe it! You careless bitch! 220 00:31:50,330 --> 00:31:52,410 You're all show! 221 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,250 Come on, come on! 222 00:32:18,450 --> 00:32:20,540 Come on! 223 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:26,790 Lucky I have this mattress, isn't it? 224 00:32:28,870 --> 00:32:30,950 I'll paint your face for you! 225 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:46,580 Panda! 226 00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,290 - Wonderful! - Oh, you want some more? 227 00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,330 - Ah Fu! - Young master! 228 00:33:55,330 --> 00:34:01,580 - What happened? - Your father was mean all his life. 229 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:06,790 Now he's cremated himself to save the cost of a coffin. 230 00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:09,910 - Where's my brother? - Him? He died, too. 231 00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:12,000 Brother! 232 00:34:54,700 --> 00:35:02,000 - You can't play, your dad's a thief! - Your dad's a thief! 233 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,160 Don't make fun of my dad! 234 00:35:10,330 --> 00:35:12,410 Dad! 235 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:16,580 - Don't say that! My dad's a hero! - He's a thief! 236 00:35:17,620 --> 00:35:21,790 Dad, why didn't you come earlier? 237 00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:25,950 Dad, I like this. 238 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:30,120 Ugly, ugly. 239 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:36,370 I made it especially for you. Do you like it? 240 00:35:38,450 --> 00:35:42,620 This is the only horse in the whole world! 241 00:35:42,620 --> 00:35:47,830 My dad made it especially for me with his own hands. 242 00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:52,000 Can your father make a horse? 243 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:57,200 - That's the only horse in the world? - It's so unusual. 244 00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:59,290 - It's weird! - It's strange! 245 00:35:59,290 --> 00:36:01,370 You can have a go. 246 00:36:05,540 --> 00:36:07,620 Come on, you can too. 247 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,160 Get off your horse and prepare to die! 248 00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:32,620 That's the end for you! 249 00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:36,790 This show's terrible. Let's go and see something else. Come on. 250 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:44,080 Here comes the striptease! 251 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,290 Have you ever seen...this! 252 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:02,830 - Damn you! - You're taking our business! 253 00:37:02,830 --> 00:37:05,950 In that case maybe you should do a striptease yourself. 254 00:37:05,950 --> 00:37:09,080 You bastard! 255 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,200 Ah, man to man, hand to hand, pound for pound! 256 00:37:14,290 --> 00:37:16,370 A monk for a monk! 257 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:23,660 - Here I come! - A clown for a clown! 258 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,290 Your big show isn't as good as my little show. 259 00:37:40,330 --> 00:37:41,370 Let's get him! 260 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:52,830 I'll let my student, Ali Baba come and fight you. 261 00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:44,910 Ali, you're terrific! 262 00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:55,330 Stop it! Stop it! 263 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,620 You shouldn't hit an old man! 264 00:39:06,790 --> 00:39:09,910 There's no need to thank me. 265 00:39:09,910 --> 00:39:15,120 - You're standing on my foot! - I'm sorry. 266 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,330 - Step aside, I'll take care of them. - You've done enough already. 267 00:39:32,830 --> 00:39:37,000 - My stage is ruined! - Done! Uncle, are you OK? 268 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,160 I'm OK, but you're not. You tore my stage to pieces. 269 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:46,370 And you'll have to pay for it. 270 00:39:47,410 --> 00:39:50,540 You don't mean that, Uncle. Let's talk about it. 271 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,910 My beard! Come back here! 272 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:11,370 You broke my stage, burned my beard, and now you're running away. 273 00:40:11,370 --> 00:40:15,540 - I've got no money. - Right, let me see... 274 00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:20,750 - You can work it off. - You mean be your servant? 275 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:37,410 I really am good at this. 276 00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:40,540 I make great quilts. 277 00:40:48,870 --> 00:40:52,000 There's only me and my wife living here. 278 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:02,410 I am the best husband you've ever seen. 279 00:41:02,410 --> 00:41:08,660 I keep everything spick and span from ceiling to floor! 280 00:41:11,790 --> 00:41:17,000 And from now on, you'll do all that for me. 281 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,200 I'll just drink and watch. Use this. 282 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:27,410 Clean this room from top to bottom. I want it to shine. 283 00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,580 Get to work. 284 00:41:40,950 --> 00:41:44,080 Do you think I'm a vacuum cleaner? Look here... 285 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:49,290 - You're making it even dirtier. - I'm sorry. I'll clean it up. 286 00:41:49,290 --> 00:41:51,370 Back to work! 287 00:41:53,450 --> 00:41:57,620 - Why are you so clumsy? - I'll work harder. 288 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:14,290 Oh, my god! Look what you've done! Can't you even sweep? 289 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:19,500 I've never held a broom before today. 290 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:23,660 But, I tell you, I can fight with one. 291 00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:27,830 Teach me to sweep. 292 00:42:29,910 --> 00:42:33,040 If I do, he can do all my chores. 293 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:36,160 Right, I'll teach you. 294 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,250 Come on. 295 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:48,660 Here's the basket. Catch! 296 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,330 - You missed a spot. - Oh, OK. 297 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:16,790 There's a matchstick there. 298 00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:22,000 - Use your fingers to pick these up. - There's rubbish under the table. 299 00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:32,410 - Are you finished? - That's the lot. 300 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:37,620 - It's pretty clean. - It's all cleaned up. 301 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:45,950 - Are you telling me what to do? - You did my job, so I'm doing yours. 302 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,250 Trying to run? 303 00:44:00,540 --> 00:44:02,620 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 304 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,790 As you've apologised, I'll forgive you. 305 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:14,080 The rat-faced man in the picture really looks like you - 306 00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,160 but that doesn't look like me. 307 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:20,330 - Does it look like me? - Yes, it does. 308 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:24,500 So it does. 309 00:44:25,540 --> 00:44:29,700 You bastard! You hit me with the broom! 310 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,870 Oh, my love, I know what I must do. 311 00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,120 Hey, fatty... 312 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,250 No, my love... I mean, madam, last time... 313 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:47,410 Hush, I was in the wrong as well. 314 00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:51,580 Don't be afraid of me. I'm no Mrs Tarzan. 315 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:58,870 - He's working for us for nothing. - OK, you can pour me some water. 316 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:03,040 - He doesn't know what I want it for. - That's easy. 317 00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:12,410 - What are you doing? - You said pour some water. 318 00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:17,620 - I wanted it to wash my face. - I'm sorry. 319 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:21,790 - Can you cook? - No. 320 00:45:21,790 --> 00:45:23,870 Well, he can. Go and cook! 321 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:31,160 And I thought I'd found someone who'd work for free. 322 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,290 Now I have to cook for him as well. 323 00:45:36,370 --> 00:45:41,580 - That's terrible. So the fire...? - Well, I'm on fire too. 324 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:44,700 - You know how to eat, do you? - Of course. 325 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:48,870 You jerk! Yes, dear, here you are. 326 00:45:48,870 --> 00:45:52,000 - Wash it! - All right. 327 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,200 Never mind him, he's a silly old man. Eat some more. 328 00:46:02,410 --> 00:46:05,540 Damn it! Why am I so unlucky? 329 00:46:07,620 --> 00:46:12,830 - So what are your plans now? - Just to live day to day. 330 00:46:12,830 --> 00:46:18,040 Your father should have taught you that you have to work to live. 331 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,200 I'll teach you to make quilts so you'll have a real skill. 332 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:33,660 Watch my feet. It's very easy. 333 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:42,000 - So that's how you do it. - Come on, you'll like it. 334 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,160 And besides, it's good exercise. Come on. 335 00:46:51,370 --> 00:46:54,500 You'd better keep your balance. 336 00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,160 Be careful! 337 00:47:13,250 --> 00:47:15,330 Oh, you're no use. 338 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:37,200 That job's no use. You'll starve in the summer. 339 00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:43,450 Learn puppetry from me. That way, you'll earn money all year round. 340 00:47:43,450 --> 00:47:46,580 I'll do you a favour. I'll teach you. 341 00:47:55,950 --> 00:48:01,160 Hey, he's my student! Let's continue. 342 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,370 That woman is driving me mad! 343 00:48:06,370 --> 00:48:10,540 No, I must keep calm! 344 00:48:20,950 --> 00:48:27,200 Chin Do isn't a bad kid. It would be nice if he were my son. 345 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:33,450 Stop dreaming. Since our wedding, you haven't even produced a false alarm! 346 00:48:33,450 --> 00:48:35,540 Hold on, it's not my fault. 347 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:42,830 All you do is practise Tai Chi, you can't do the other. 348 00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:48,040 Tomorrow I'll go to the temple and I'll get a fertility lantern. 349 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,330 I'll put you on a shrine. Stay alight for me. 350 00:48:55,330 --> 00:48:59,500 The wine is an aphrodisiac for the old man. 351 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:01,580 I've got something for you! 352 00:49:01,580 --> 00:49:06,790 - I'm not feeling well. What is it? - This special wine will perk you up. 353 00:49:07,830 --> 00:49:12,000 - Here, take it. - Hey, it's good wine. 354 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:17,200 What a waste, burning a lamp during the day. 355 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:31,790 Wait a second, there's no hurry. Come on. 356 00:49:32,830 --> 00:49:37,000 - Let's go to the lamp. - Quick, I can't stand it. Hurry up! 357 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:44,290 - It's gone out! - I blew it out to save wax. 358 00:49:45,330 --> 00:49:48,450 - You idiot! - Hurry up, I can't wait any longer! 359 00:49:55,750 --> 00:49:58,870 - Why hit me? - You live in my house, eat my food. 360 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:03,040 Why shouldn't I hit you? Get out of my sight! 361 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:10,330 So I'm a scrounger? I do everything. I even wash your underwear! 362 00:50:10,330 --> 00:50:13,450 Well, I've had enough. I'm leaving! 363 00:50:13,450 --> 00:50:17,620 Go! Get out! Just get out of my sight! 364 00:50:22,830 --> 00:50:23,870 Chin Do! 365 00:50:42,620 --> 00:50:43,660 Come on, horse, faster! Come on, faster! 366 00:50:49,910 --> 00:50:53,040 It's really fun, Papa! 367 00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,330 Papa, I want one. 368 00:51:05,540 --> 00:51:07,620 Hurry up, Papa. 369 00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:11,790 - Cute kid. - She's worth between $200 and $300. 370 00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:17,000 Hey, come and look at the stage. 371 00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:30,540 Quick! 372 00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:36,790 Kidnapping? 373 00:51:37,830 --> 00:51:40,950 Hey, you! Stop! 374 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:48,250 Let go! Are you crazy? 375 00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:55,540 Watch where you're going! 376 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:20,540 Damn you! 377 00:52:21,580 --> 00:52:24,700 Sir, we need this to make a living. 378 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:27,830 You've broken our props, look! 379 00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:30,950 That's OK, just leave it. 380 00:52:30,950 --> 00:52:35,120 No way! You broke it, so you pay for it. 381 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,290 - This head is worth at least $10. - That much?! 382 00:52:40,330 --> 00:52:42,410 And the body is at least $20. 383 00:52:43,450 --> 00:52:47,620 - Come on, pay up. - All right, I'll pay you. 384 00:52:51,790 --> 00:52:53,870 The show's starting. 385 00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:08,450 Damn you, kid! Do you want to die? 386 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:15,750 - Don't be scared. What's your name? - Tiny Bird. 387 00:53:17,830 --> 00:53:22,000 - So your dad is Golden Eagle. - No... 388 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:26,160 - What kind of bird is he? - His nickname is "Killer Bird." 389 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,330 Killer Bird? No wonder he abandoned you. 390 00:53:32,410 --> 00:53:38,660 He didn't. He's a kind man, but he can't talk so people laugh at him. 391 00:53:40,750 --> 00:53:42,830 - Want to do kung fu? - Yeah! 392 00:53:42,830 --> 00:53:47,000 Well, hit him hard, right on the head!. Go on! 393 00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:52,200 That's no good. I'll show you...like that. 394 00:53:54,290 --> 00:53:55,330 He's out! 395 00:53:56,370 --> 00:53:59,500 - Where do you live? - At the children's nursery. 396 00:54:01,580 --> 00:54:05,750 How can a grown man lose a child? It's disgraceful. 397 00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,200 He's a good kid. 398 00:54:28,660 --> 00:54:30,750 Take care of him. 399 00:54:30,750 --> 00:54:33,870 - Come back and see me. - I will. 400 00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,250 Keep working, old man. You'll never get any rest. 401 00:54:44,290 --> 00:54:48,450 If Chin Do was still here, he'd be a lot of help. 402 00:54:55,750 --> 00:54:58,870 - Old man! - Coming my precious. 403 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:05,120 - What is it? - Get me some tea. 404 00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,200 Oh, and a towel as well. 405 00:55:14,500 --> 00:55:15,540 Here. 406 00:55:18,660 --> 00:55:23,870 Even the tea tastes bad. I just feel awful today. 407 00:55:23,870 --> 00:55:31,160 - I'll give you a massage, OK? - Oh, go away! You're so clumsy. 408 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,290 Chin is much better. 409 00:55:34,290 --> 00:55:37,410 It's your fault! You drove him away over nothing. 410 00:55:38,450 --> 00:55:42,620 - You're blaming me now? - It's all your fault! 411 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:49,910 - Are you looking for a fight? - Well, yes, I'll fight you. 412 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,160 - You listen to me... - Shut up! You're going to listen! 413 00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:01,370 I've had enough! I'll leave you one of these days. 414 00:56:01,370 --> 00:56:03,450 No! I'll leave now! 415 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,580 Goodbye! 416 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:15,950 I don't want you to go. I don't want to move because I'm too fat. 417 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:20,120 If you come back, I'll do anything you say. I'll even lose weight. 418 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:25,330 Right! Remember what you said and I'll give you another chance. 419 00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:30,540 You've worked hard. Sit down. 420 00:56:35,750 --> 00:56:40,950 - Have some tea. - When I'm ready. Leave it there. 421 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:45,120 Clean the floor. 422 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,330 Terrific! That was so easy! 423 00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,080 Thanks. 424 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,120 He's strong! Hey, your son's a good friend of mine! 425 01:00:15,540 --> 01:00:17,620 What's going on?! 426 01:00:49,910 --> 01:00:54,080 Goodbye! It was nice meeting you. 427 01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:02,410 Get up early in the morning and clean the house from top to bottom... 428 01:01:02,410 --> 01:01:07,620 Now that it's your turn to do the cleaning, you know how it feels. 429 01:01:11,790 --> 01:01:14,910 Good heavens, my back is breaking. 430 01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:19,080 You must be very tired. Come on, I'll give you a massage. 431 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:22,200 I'll sit down. 432 01:01:23,250 --> 01:01:26,370 - There we are. - That feels great. 433 01:01:36,790 --> 01:01:39,910 What do I do? If I just walk in, they'll scold me. What do I do? 434 01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,250 Since Chin Do left, it's been awfully quiet here. 435 01:01:48,250 --> 01:01:54,500 We always wanted a son, and he had no parents. We were just like a family. 436 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:58,660 I guess we'll always be alone. 437 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:04,910 I regret what I did. He's all alone out there somewhere, poor boy. 438 01:02:04,910 --> 01:02:08,040 It's your fault. You shouldn't have kicked him out. 439 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,200 I wish he'd forgive us and come back. 440 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,370 - That's impossible. - Nothing is impossible! 441 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:22,620 - Why did you hit me? - Did that hurt? 442 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:25,750 - Of course! - So I'm not dreaming. 443 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:32,000 I didn't come back to see you, I just came to get my clothes, then I'll go. 444 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:35,120 What happened? How did you get in that state? 445 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:40,330 Some madman was chasing me. His kung fu was very good. 446 01:02:40,330 --> 01:02:44,500 I wasn't too bad myself. I hit him a few times. 447 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,620 - What happened then? - He was so lucky. 448 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:50,750 He was faster, that's all. 449 01:02:50,750 --> 01:02:55,950 If he hits you, he hits me. I'll show you how to kill him. 450 01:02:55,950 --> 01:02:58,040 Stay out of this, woman! 451 01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:04,290 - You're covered in bruises. - Just scratches... 452 01:03:04,290 --> 01:03:09,500 I'm young so I can take it. If it had been you, you'd be dead. 453 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:14,700 That's where you're wrong. I'd use my soft style to counter his hard style. 454 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:17,830 - What style? - You could learn... 455 01:03:17,830 --> 01:03:22,000 - but you'll have to learn from me. - I'll think about it. 456 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,200 - You can stay here. - Well, if you insist. 457 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,290 Good. I'll start teaching you the soft style tomorrow. 458 01:03:45,950 --> 01:03:49,080 Tai Chi is split into male and female. 459 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,200 He means Yin and Yang. 460 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,330 - Who's the teacher here? - You are, you are. 461 01:03:55,330 --> 01:03:58,450 Then stay out of the way. 462 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:04,700 Chest in, round back, shoulders down. 463 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:08,870 Wrists limp, waist relaxed, feet apart, bottom out. 464 01:04:09,910 --> 01:04:13,040 - Ready? - I guess so. 465 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:17,200 You idiot! You look like an ape! 466 01:04:18,250 --> 01:04:22,410 Loosen up, relax, easy, easy... 467 01:04:22,410 --> 01:04:25,540 Now just relax completely! 468 01:04:25,540 --> 01:04:28,660 - Why are you down there? - You said relax. 469 01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:32,830 I said relax, not lie on the ground. Get up! 470 01:04:32,830 --> 01:04:37,000 This Tai Chi boxing has driven you crazy. 471 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,080 You should consider yourself lucky! 472 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:44,290 It's shuffle, set them up, take one... 473 01:04:44,290 --> 01:04:49,500 The right one, I win! Pay up! 474 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:53,660 - It's like playing dominoes. - What do you know? 475 01:04:53,660 --> 01:04:58,870 My wife was very young when she left her family to marry me. 476 01:04:58,870 --> 01:05:03,040 She liked me because I'm an expert in Tai Chi. 477 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,120 You're not so smart. 478 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,330 - But can you fight? - Of course I can. 479 01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:14,500 - Give it everything you've got. - You must be joking! 480 01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:17,620 Do I look like I'm joking? Come on! 481 01:05:21,790 --> 01:05:23,870 I can move mountains with four fingers. 482 01:05:23,870 --> 01:05:25,950 Seriously? 483 01:05:25,950 --> 01:05:30,120 Yes. You must always make use of your opponent's strength. 484 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:36,370 To move with your hands, absorb the force of his blows. 485 01:05:36,370 --> 01:05:39,500 That is the essence of Tai Chi boxing. 486 01:05:46,790 --> 01:05:50,950 Tai Chi is much too slow for me. There's no fun in it! 487 01:05:50,950 --> 01:05:55,120 He must be holding something back from me. 488 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:59,290 That's just typical. Teachers never reveal all. 489 01:06:01,370 --> 01:06:03,450 That's much better! 490 01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:08,660 That's a lot more fun, but it hurts! 491 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:13,870 - What are you up to? - I'm practising on this pole! 492 01:06:14,910 --> 01:06:20,120 There's something wrong with you, torturing yourself like that. 493 01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:27,410 No one hits you, so you hit yourself. Look at how swollen your hands are. 494 01:06:27,410 --> 01:06:30,540 You're so strong, can you split this cotton wool? 495 01:06:34,700 --> 01:06:36,790 Can't do it, huh? 496 01:06:40,950 --> 01:06:47,200 No matter how hard you hit it, it will just absorb your blows. 497 01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:51,370 This is why soft can always counter hard. 498 01:06:52,410 --> 01:06:56,580 The bird can't take off but there's no magic involved. 499 01:06:56,580 --> 01:07:00,750 When birds take off, they push off with their legs. 500 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:03,870 But I'm absorbing the force. 501 01:07:03,870 --> 01:07:08,040 You must feel it and respond to it. 502 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:11,160 This is the basis of Tai Chi. Do you understand? 503 01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:18,450 - What the hell?! - It's started to rain. 504 01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:26,790 - I said practise, not sleep! - I'm learning to relax. 505 01:07:29,910 --> 01:07:36,160 The spinning top is the key to learning how to deflect force. 506 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:40,330 It's based on the eight styles of Tai Chi boxing. 507 01:07:40,330 --> 01:07:44,500 The greater the incoming force, the stronger the response. 508 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:49,700 - You OK? - Not really. I'm badly hurt. 509 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:54,910 It takes skill to loosen the cotton. Just follow what I do. 510 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:04,290 Do you get the idea? 511 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:13,660 Why did you hit it so hard? You've broken the string. 512 01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:19,910 You must be gentle with the bow. Look, I've loosened all this cotton. 513 01:08:19,910 --> 01:08:24,080 - All you've done is pack it tighter! - I'm sorry. 514 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:29,290 Auntie, I've heard there's an expert who can rip the clothes off your back 515 01:08:29,290 --> 01:08:32,410 without you even feeling it. Can you do that? 516 01:08:32,410 --> 01:08:34,500 What do you mean? I'll show you now. 517 01:08:41,790 --> 01:08:44,910 Gently, gently, gently. 518 01:08:44,910 --> 01:08:47,000 First the front, then the back. 519 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,160 Gently, gently, gently. 520 01:08:51,160 --> 01:08:54,290 First the bottom, then the top. 521 01:08:54,290 --> 01:08:59,500 Gently, gently, gently. Now from head to toe. 522 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,580 Gently, gently... 523 01:09:03,660 --> 01:09:07,830 - Now I see, you're the expert! - So I am. 524 01:09:08,870 --> 01:09:13,040 - Now, put your trousers back on. - Sorry, excuse me. 525 01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:18,250 Tai Chi is to give out, catch, hit and deflect. Four parts. 526 01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:25,540 To give out is strength. Concentrate your strength on one point and hit. 527 01:09:27,620 --> 01:09:32,830 - It's the same as farting! - But it mustn't get out! 528 01:09:35,950 --> 01:09:37,000 That's giving out. 529 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:42,000 Grip your opponents joints and weak points 530 01:09:43,021 --> 01:09:45,688 Control his attack and use it against him 531 01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:47,100 Put him off balance 532 01:09:51,580 --> 01:09:57,830 To hit also means to distract your opponent and so confuse his attack. 533 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:08,250 Distract your opponent in one direction and hit him from the other. 534 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:09,290 Hello! 535 01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:16,580 Distraction is only one part of it, the other is the attack. 536 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:21,790 Head... back... shoulders... bottom! 537 01:10:23,870 --> 01:10:25,950 In fact, whatever you can use. 538 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:31,160 - There's one limb you can't use! - And what's that? 539 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,250 It's not as strong as it was, but it's better than you think! 540 01:10:37,410 --> 01:10:39,940 You're always hitting me. Can I hit you once? 541 01:10:40,063 --> 01:10:41,583 Of course, any time 542 01:10:42,354 --> 01:10:44,034 Alright, get ready then 543 01:10:44,104 --> 01:10:46,104 Counter hardness with softness 544 01:10:47,479 --> 01:10:52,388 Absorb the strength of your opponent, and so conserve your own strength 545 01:10:58,500 --> 01:11:01,760 - Try to catch a bird. - Easy. 546 01:11:20,120 --> 01:11:22,200 This is called catching it by the tail. 547 01:11:25,330 --> 01:11:28,450 You've only got its feathers! 548 01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:38,870 - What are you doing? - Sorry, there are birds everywhere! 549 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:46,160 Anyone can do Tai Chi. 550 01:11:46,160 --> 01:11:51,370 Take this for example, if I don't like it, I'll push it to you. 551 01:11:51,370 --> 01:11:54,500 - What if I don't like it? - Push it back. 552 01:11:56,580 --> 01:12:00,750 - Why can't I push it? - You need good kung fu. 553 01:12:00,750 --> 01:12:03,870 I'll teach you pushing hands. 554 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:12,200 I'll show you another kind of pushing hands - basketball! 555 01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:17,410 - Go on, play him. - All right, but I won't lose. 556 01:12:26,790 --> 01:12:30,950 - It's only halfway in - no score! - It's in! 557 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:42,410 - This isn't pushing hands! - No, it's pushing bottoms! 558 01:12:43,450 --> 01:12:46,580 - It's in! - It doesn't count from underneath! 559 01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:52,830 - What about from above? - It's only halfway in. 560 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,000 Hey, mind your manners, you watch it! 561 01:13:04,290 --> 01:13:06,370 - That went in. - You said it. 562 01:13:06,370 --> 01:13:10,540 - Dinner's ready. - All right, we're about even now. 563 01:13:10,540 --> 01:13:11,580 Smart kid! 564 01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:15,750 Tai chi boxing beats movement with stillness. 565 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:18,870 Use your enemy's strength as your own. 566 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:31,370 It looks easy enough. Open your hands. Ready? 567 01:13:41,790 --> 01:13:43,870 You want to play? 568 01:13:57,410 --> 01:14:00,540 Stop it! 569 01:14:08,870 --> 01:14:10,950 That's nothing. You've just broken a pole. 570 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,200 Master, I've found Chin Do. He's hiding in a cottage by the lake. 571 01:14:44,290 --> 01:14:46,370 Send the hit man out there. Kill him! 572 01:14:58,870 --> 01:15:00,950 - Puppet master! - What is it? 573 01:15:00,950 --> 01:15:05,120 We want you to do a play for my boss' birthday tomorrow. 574 01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:09,290 But listen, now. Not the usual. We want something new. 575 01:15:09,290 --> 01:15:14,500 You'd better do a good job now. I don't want any disasters. 576 01:15:15,540 --> 01:15:21,790 It's not easy making a living these days. They always want new plays. 577 01:15:21,790 --> 01:15:24,910 Where do I get them from, thin air? 578 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:28,040 But I have to do it - they're paying. 579 01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:32,200 I can't sleep tonight. A new play... 580 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,580 That's it! 581 01:15:48,870 --> 01:15:50,950 Uncle, I've got it! 582 01:16:01,370 --> 01:16:02,410 Thank you. Please take your seats. 583 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:09,700 Today we have a brand new show. I hope you enjoy it. 584 01:16:13,870 --> 01:16:17,000 - You're no puppet! - It's a new play! 585 01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:24,290 Double luck and life! 586 01:16:56,580 --> 01:17:00,750 You're not human. 587 01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:01,790 You're a star! 588 01:17:38,250 --> 01:17:40,330 You're not good. 589 01:17:41,370 --> 01:17:44,500 You're the best! 590 01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:49,700 Bastard! 591 01:18:06,370 --> 01:18:08,450 You're a killer! 592 01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,540 A lady-killer! 593 01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:39,700 That's it! Goodbye! 594 01:18:43,870 --> 01:18:49,080 That was a top-class show. It's a young man's world. 595 01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:51,160 - You're a good teacher! - Flattery now! 596 01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,290 - I'll take a look around. - Don't be late. 597 01:18:57,410 --> 01:18:59,500 Chin Do, don't move! 598 01:19:02,620 --> 01:19:04,700 Do you hear me? 599 01:19:04,700 --> 01:19:07,830 I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 600 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:17,200 It's no use waving now! 601 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:22,410 I'm going to blow you to kingdom come! 602 01:19:25,540 --> 01:19:26,580 No! 603 01:19:29,700 --> 01:19:33,870 - Here comes Chin Do! - No, Chin Do, no! 604 01:19:34,910 --> 01:19:35,950 What's happening? 605 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:39,080 Oh, he's off again. 606 01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:45,330 - Son, what's wrong? - I saw Chin Do! No! No! 607 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:51,580 Don't be scared. He can't harm you. 608 01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:55,750 I've sent a hit man to wipe out his family. 609 01:19:55,750 --> 01:20:00,950 Chin Do may have escaped, but we'll catch him, don't worry. 610 01:20:00,950 --> 01:20:04,080 The man you want is right here. 611 01:20:09,290 --> 01:20:13,450 So, you're here. That saves me looking for you. 612 01:20:14,500 --> 01:20:18,660 I'll do you a favour. I'll reunite you with your family. 613 01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,646 Let go, you fool, I'm your father! 614 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:36,160 My son, how could you do this? 615 01:22:51,790 --> 01:22:57,000 It's daybreak. That lousy kid still hasn't come back. 616 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:03,250 Where were you? We waited up all night. 617 01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:07,410 My wife even went out looking for you. 618 01:23:08,450 --> 01:23:13,660 Don't ignore me, bigshot, just because you were such a success. 619 01:23:13,660 --> 01:23:18,870 That's my wine you're drinking! I'll teach you a lesson. 620 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:27,200 Stay there, bastard! 621 01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:30,330 Tough guy, walking out on us. 622 01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:35,540 - I'm going to the nursery. - You must be drunk. 623 01:23:35,540 --> 01:23:38,660 They don't take grown men. 624 01:23:41,790 --> 01:23:47,000 - I've changed my mind. - That's better. Where are you going? 625 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:53,250 Who the hell do you think you are? 626 01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:56,370 That's that crazy man who attacked me. 627 01:23:58,450 --> 01:24:00,540 I understand. 628 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:05,750 He's saying that he hurt his hand smashing through our fence. 629 01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:10,950 - He wants to fight us both. - I guess I was wrong. 630 01:24:10,950 --> 01:24:13,040 I'll handle it. 631 01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:18,250 This won't take two of us. One is enough to beat you. 632 01:24:18,250 --> 01:24:21,370 Now, then, one to one. Off you go! 633 01:24:33,870 --> 01:24:39,080 You can't even handle my student on his own. Shame on you! 634 01:25:15,540 --> 01:25:17,620 Here I come! 635 01:25:18,660 --> 01:25:19,700 I've come to dance. 636 01:25:21,790 --> 01:25:24,910 Don't stop now! Get up and fight, go on! 637 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:30,120 You're pretty smart. You'll make it. 638 01:25:53,521 --> 01:25:56,160 I must help him somehow. 639 01:26:08,660 --> 01:26:12,830 I think I'm going to pass out! 640 01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,540 What's going on? 641 01:27:21,580 --> 01:27:25,750 - Oh, I'm going to pass out again. - Wrong guy! 642 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:07,830 Why do I feel dizzy all the time? 643 01:29:07,830 --> 01:29:10,950 Uncle, I've won. Wake up! 644 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:16,160 - Your father sent me to see you. - Where is Papa? 645 01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:19,290 - He had to go away. - Really? 646 01:29:19,290 --> 01:29:23,450 - Has he gone far? - He's very near, just a step away. 647 01:29:23,450 --> 01:29:25,540 Well, can you take me there? 50756

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