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All right, it's...

Let's see.

It's recording. Um...

- It is? - No picture.

- Oh, no. - No picture.

No picture, d'oh...

Oh, my gosh, really?

Dude.

Uhh, lens cap, you moron.

I'm gonna be such a good filmmaker.

- Oh, your lens cap's on... action. - You are.

You are gonna be good.

Come on, ah, focus.

This is dope.

- What? - Is it the one you wanted?

When I focus, like,

there's white lines around your face.

This is totally the one I wanted.

I didn't know it does this. This is awesome.

Domino, Domino, hi.

Oop, she moves too much.

You... you don't.

Oh, my God.

This is great. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- I love you. - I love you too.

I believe in you.

I believe I need to read the book

cause I don't know what any of these buttons do.

There's so many buttons.

What the hell is A...

AFP?

That's creepy.

Okay.

New hint.

I'm here; I think we're still in the house.

So, what can I say?

- Ready? - Okay.

I am the sexiest man alive.

- Aww. - Yeah, I can be romantic.

Are we dating again? Is that what this is?

Oh!

- What was that? - Was that graceful?

Whoop.

Am I doing this right?

- You just pull down? - Yeah.

Mm.

Try the same jump thing I just did.

You're more athletic than me.

Mm-hmm.

Oh. Let's see here...

Ow.

What the hell? Charlie!

That...

- Um... documentation purposes? - Mm-hmm.

We get the camera so that we can record everything,

- And so I figured- - Not everything.

If everything, you start with the baby...

Not everything, everything.

Like, look how big we got this month.

We can put on, like, a filter and...

Watch it back and...

Filter?

No, 'cause it kind of needs to be something

I can show my parents, I think.

All right. I'll turn it off.

Ooh, Charlie!

- Please? - What?

You can't film the peeing on a stick part.

Why not?

Oh, I got a couple answers to that.

Hold on.

- Just gimme a minute. - Okay.

- I'll turn it off. - All right.

Get your patient hat.

Yeah, I didn't turn it off.

- What? - I didn't turn it off.

With a little help from his parents...

Hmm?

And a lot of luck...

No.

Are you serious? Babe, are you serious?

Are you serious?

It's a plus, right?

Oh!

Yes!

We work!

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

- We're gonna have a baby. - She doesn't even care.

Oh, my God.

Domino!

We're pregnant. Be excited.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Do we call your mom?

Yeah.

We gonna call her now?

Tomorrow.

Let's just sit in this for a second.

Is this real?

Oh, my gosh.

You're gonna have a baby.

I love you.

The young eagle doesn't know it yet...

I love you too.

I'm scared, but I love...

But his entire world is about to change.

Do we keep this? Is that a thing?

I don't... I don't know, I just...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey, baby.

It sounds like a pickup line.

This is my great idea.

- Mm-hmm. - Eh, mm-hmm, um...

Baby diary. You get to see us

and the growing baby.

Well, you're not gonna get to see...

- It's for the baby. - Yeah, it's for the...

- For you, um... - So, it's for you.

He thought it would be neat to document.

- You know what? - I thought it'd be awesome.

Your dad has seen too many reality TV shows.

I'm your mom.

My name is Paula, and... but, you know, Mom.

Um...

I write children's books,

and I can't wait to... to write one for you.

And to read you lots and lots of them.

Is... what else do I say?

I dunno, um, I'm your dad.

My name is Charlie. Uh, you can call me... Dad.

Uh, awesome Dad.

Uh, Your Holiness.

Oh, yeah.

Um, I am a... should I just tell them?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I'm a numismatist.

Um, it's basically a cool...

- Nerdy. - Don't listen to...

- I knew it. - It's real nerdy.

I knew you were gonna say that.

It means coin collector.

Yes, it means I'm a coin-

- Mm-hmm. - Well, coin collector,

- And study the history. - And expertise guy.

Thank you very much; there's more to it

- than just accumulating coins. - Right.

But I run a coin shop with your uncle...

Uncle Steve, you'll meet him.

And, um... Yeah, well, I...

Where are we in the baby phase today?

We're brand new. We're little bitty.

I think it's called an embryo at the moment.

Is it like this?

I dunno; I have to read the books better.

I just... we just found out about you.

We were... uh, we really,

really wanted you, and for a long time.

And some doctors said that

we would need some help...

um, to have you, and then, the week that we

were gonna go in and get that help...

We found out we didn't need any.

So, we'll do this again tomorrow

- and the next day... - Tomorrow?

We're not doing it every day.

- Anyway... - Okay, but we... we love you.

See you soon.

I'm gonna go see.

Do you want pizza?

- Hello? - Hi!

Hold on, you guys are still there, yeah?

- Oh, yeah. - Hi.

- How you doing? - Hey, guys.

-Good, I just wanted to get-

We were just watching the TV.

Are you guys all right?

- Yeah, we're fine. - Yeah.

We just called with some news of our own, actually.

Um, we got your birthday list, Mom...

- Yeah? - And we could totally-

Yeah, Terry likes a long one.

She does. We could totally get you some of that stuff,

but we thought you might like something else

we've been working on.

You're so loud.

Oh?

Um...

How would you like,

right around your birthday, a grandbaby?

That would be wonderful!

Oh, my gosh!

- Really? - Congrats!

- Yeah. - Yup.

I got your daughter pregnant.

Oh, my God, Charlie.

- Oh. - All right.

Wow, well, congratulations, Charlie.

Thank you.

20 years ago, I might have been upset, but...

20? Thanks a lot, Dad.

How old are you?

Shut up! Oh, God.

Oh, we're excited.

All right. I love you guys.

Have a good night.

- Goodnight! - Bye.

How...

- How old are you? - Shut up.

He's like an actual conspiracy nut.

The things he posts, but...

I dunno how my sister puts up with it.

I don't know how I put up

with you ruining my epic shot

of our fur baby.

I'm just gonna unfriend him.

Yeah, ugh, I feel like I'm doing this to everybody lately.

they've just lost their minds.

Like you did when you bought

this bouncer so early?

- It was on sale! - It was way too early.

It was on sale.

Are you gonna get what?

Are you gonna get the keys and stuff?

Get the keys? Dammit, Charlie.

- She's out. - Domino.

She's just gonna eat the grass.

Okay.

How you gonna drive while you're filming there, mister?

- Uh, that is illegal. - Mm.

And I will not be doing that.

- Mm. - You excited?

- Yeah? - Yeah, are you?

- Hell, yeah. - I'm nervous.

Oh, come on.

Well, I haven't felt anything yet,

so I dunno.

I just hope everything's okay.

You know, like I wanna...

I wish we had just little windows

that you could peek in and be like,

"Hey, you cool in there?

Oh, good, I see you got fingernails, peace."

Poo-poo... you don't have to say peace, though.

Why did you poo-poo it?

Poo poo, I dunno.

It's sound effects.

Come on. Gimme the camera.

Growing increasingly angry...

You're too close.

The lens cap's been off.

Riot gear in response

to what started as peaceful protests

taken to calling themselves...

Ten weeks pregnant, coming through.

Look out, everyone.

- Paula? - Yes?

Come on over please.

Okay, let's see.

Okay.

Oh, okay, I see one baby.

Whoa.

Look at that.

Look, Charlie.

Look.

Oh, my goodness.

Isn't that amazing?

Look at the little hand.

Yeah.

The face is there. The heart's there.

And there is the...

Oh, do you wanna know the gender?

Considering where it is now, I recommend further testing,

but a lot can change over the next few weeks.

Just gotta keep an eye on it, okay?

This one.

Saying you wanna know what we were just saying?

That you guys have... are a cute couple.

- Oh, thank you. - Yay!

Yay!

- Thank you. - Yeah.

Can hardly believe we just met two weeks ago.

Oh, ha-ha. You're funny.

Oh, he is.

Is it you come in to get your results,

or is it they send them to you?

Um, when I get those results,

I'll call you right away.

- Okay, put pressure. - Okay.

Is that when they tell you if they can tell the gender from that too?

They can tell the gender from the chromosomes.

Oh, my goodness. Okay.

Although, it looked really kind of obvious.

- Yeah? Do you think? - Yeah.

- It looked very boy like. - There was a doodle.

You saw that?

There was a doodle.

Oh, wow.

- That's amazing. - Yeah.

And the doctor says it's a...

Baby.

A baby.

Ohh... She said it's too early to tell,

but she did say that it looks a lot like a boy.

Oh, gosh.

Okay, rolling.

I'm just texting my brother back.

He's worried about something, hold on.

Come on.

He worries about everything.

Coming to you this summer...

The hottest summer fashions,

presented by the model, Dada!

The new baby line: prison gear.

Oh, no.

It's orange like a jumpsuit.

It's cute.

With anchors. It's so hot.

Oh, it looks so teeny.

And then, for the traditional prison kid.

Charlie.

Bars! Nothing says prison like bars.

I'm thinking you had a theme

while you were shopping.

I didn't mean to. It just happened.

But when he or she gets a little older.

Mm-hmm.

- NASA. - Oh!

It's got little... it's got sort of a space theme.

NASA, sounds cool.

Mm, mm, mm, mm.

I love them.

You can just imagine him waving and...

Or her.

Or her. I think it's gonna be a boy.

Ssh!

That's what I'll do. I'll just throw him.

I need to use the bathroom.

I got that on tape. You're gonna get arrested.

I didn't mean throw throw.

You're terrible, honey.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

- There's no holding. - No, no, no, no.

Let me get in, let me get in.

Okay, okay, okay.

Tell me and the baby why you're crying.

It's stupid. I know it's stupid.

It's... listen, Paula. It's not stupid.

It's not stupid.

It's hormones.

Tell us why you're so stupid.

Charlie!

I hate you so much right now.

Shut up, just...

Tell me, why are you crying?

I'm crying because....

Oh, my God. No.

You're gonna have to say it again.

Say it again. Why are you crying?

I don't wanna pick the wrong car seat.

It's really important,

and there's just too many to pick from.

That is called a first world problem.

You're laughing. Go away.

I'm so mad at you.

I'm so mad at you.

We have, like, six months.

Just remember... it's my first cut.

I'm still learning.

You included this scene?

If you did it, then I...

yeah, it's fair game.

Honey...

It's so...

It's so good.

- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah?

You think so?

Well, you know...

- Yeah. - I don't mean to brag.

I'm pretty good at everything, but...

No, it looks...

It looks like a... it looks like a movie.

Now you just need, like, a bunch of action shots,

and explosions, and...

For a baby film? That's stupid.

I wanna see it again.

Care to explain yourself?

I didn't know what to do with it,

and I felt weird throwing it away.

You can throw it away. Sorry, just...

Hmm.

You okay?

Mm-hmm.

Hey.

Want me to hold your hair?

No, thank you.

You okay?

Yeah.

I was supposed to go to my meeting,

but I'm gonna be late.

Huh?

This is supposed to be done.

It's supposed to be first trimester stuff,

and this is now second trimester.

It's supposed to be in the no more of this.

No, no, no!

Let's go. Chop-chop.

What?

This is the dress that I ordered

for this book launch.

That's lovely. You look great.

Let's go. We're gonna be late.

Oh.

Yeah.

Wait, you're pregnant?

Shut up.

Aww. I can't announce it this way.

We're making that video for it.

Honey, we gotta go. I dunno what to...

Suck it in.

This is me sucking it in.

And...

I like it better that way actually.

- Sucked in? - No, the second way.

Not the sucked in way, the second way.

I have other dresses. Let me try some on.

Oh, my God, we don't have time.

Charlie!

Okay, be honest; so is it good,

or do I kind of look like a planet?

You don't look like a planet.

Come on. Let's go.

I'll get your broomstick,

and we can fly over there, all right?

Broomstick?

You look great, honey, let's go.

Yeah, this one's best, or...?

Baby, you look beautiful.

We are gonna be late.

It's your big night, come on.

Okay.

You're right, okay.

Hi, baby.

Tonight was a big night for your mom.

Um...

She had a book launch party that was happening.

It was, um...

a big deal.

As we got close to it...

Uh, there were a lot of police.

There were a lot of people.

A lot of people.

How do we get out of this mess?

Revolution!

Well, we finally got a call from Irene...

from your mom's publicist.

The launch was canceled.

It was just a party. It's not a big deal.

There were just gonna be some big people there,

so she's disappointed, I'm disappointed.

Well, I'm gonna take a bath.

So.

But it's kind of a long time, Charlie.

Huh?

Be careful.

I am so bad at this.

Do you really have to go?

Do you really have to not help me fold?

I'm trying to make you feel guilty.

Couldn't say it with a straight face.

You're leaving your pregnant wife.

I'm not leaving my pregnant wife.

Yeah, you are.

I'm going to work so that my pregnant wife

has a baby that...

Has money.

Yeah.

Ugh, okay.

Every year, stupid coin show.

I mean, not stupid coin show...

really great, amazing coin show.

What's that?

What?

That's the roof that that stupid coin show pays for.

Shut up.

You wanna go with me?

What?

- Wanna come with me? - No!

She fits.

You can't bring the cat.

I really wanna bring her.

Can you imagine? That would be so fun.

That's the third one tonight.

Um, hey, baby.

Oh, I can't believe your dad has me saying that.

I promised him that I'd do one of these diaries

while he's gone.

Your dad's at a coin convention.

Which I'm gonna take you to Comic Con

so we'll see which convention you like better, hm-hm!

Um...

Yeah, let's see, what's going on?

Uh...

We went to the doctor this week,

and got to see you on a monitor

before your dad left, and that was neat.

You're moving, which is weird that I still can't feel,

but I think any day now I will be able to.

But we did see something that the doctor's

a little bit worried about,

um, and that's just the placement of your placenta.

There's a thing called placenta previa,

which would have been really bad news

100 years ago.

But, um, if we have to, then we will

have a C-section and get you here.

I love you, and I can't wait to see you

in a couple of months.

But my point is there's no preggo brain.

Yeah, now it's just the rest

of the world is going crazy.

Know what your Aunt Cathy said today?

Mm.

Yeah, it makes me wanna attack things too.

No! Don't leave!

I miss Charlie.

What was that?

Check the back of the house!

Come out, come out wherever you are.

Who's that?

Help! Let me in!

- Lucy? - Please.

- Paula? - Lucy?

Paula, they're going to take me away from my babies.

Freeze, on the ground!

On the ground, now!

On the ground!

Please no!

My baby!

Shut up, shut up!

Got her!

I got her!

No right to be here.

Shut up. Shut up! Move.

- I got her! - Yeah.

Hey, baby.

So, last night was...

Unusual.

It was a hard night, but it...

but that kind of thing doesn't happen

very much here or really ever.

So, I just wanted to talk to you about it

and make sure that if you... you watch this,

that you're not afraid, because...

because everything's okay, and...

and daddy's gonna be home in another day or so, and...

Um...

I really... I really like our neighbor.

I've always liked her.

She's such a nice person, so kind,

but I don't know everything about her

or... or lots of things.

The police, or...

Or the authorities, they... they know what they're doing,

and they're here to protect you and me and...

And everything's gonna be okay.

We're lucky... we're really very, very lucky

to live here and... and now, and...

Oh, there was actually a song

that that reminds me of.

Aww; there's a lullaby that my mom used

to sing me, and grandma.

Well, she used to sing it to...

to her daughter, my mom,

and... and I'll sing it to you someday.

I'm not a very good singer though.

So...... I should apologize

in advance, but I'll, um...

Well I'll sing it now.

I can just edit it out, I guess, later.

Uh, it goes...

♪ As the sun sets off to bed ♪

♪ It's time to rest Your weary head ♪

♪ Under the rockets red glow ♪

♪ Your dreams chase away woe ♪

♪ At dawn's first flight ♪

♪ You'll see all is right ♪

♪ I'll be by your side To chase away fright ♪

♪ My star-spangled child ♪

♪ In the land of the free ♪

♪ Spread wide your wings ♪

♪ Lucky you ♪

♪ Lucky me ♪

♪ My star-spangled child ♪

♪ In the land of the free ♪

♪ Spread wide your wings ♪

♪ Lucky you ♪

♪ Lucky me ♪

He's here, he's back.

Oh!

- Hi! - Hey, babe.

What's this?

I dunno, come here.

How are you?

I'm good. I missed you.

Come here, uh!

Look at this! Look at this guy.

I know! I'm so big.

Mm, I missed you so much.

- I missed you. - How was your trip?

It was good. It was good.

Look at you.

Look at you!

Argh, argh, argh.

Don't eat him.

Chars, Chars, look.

Look, look, take the camera. Come here.

What's wrong with the camera?

No, look.

Oh, hold up the camera.

- Yes. - Okay.

It's a blanket.

Uh-tft, do you remember it?

Vaguely.

It used to tie the room together.

I'm just kidding.

I have no idea what I'm looking...

the world's smallest picnic blanket.

It's the baby blanket that my mom made.

Remember, she gave it to us for our wedding present?

- Oh! - First thing she ever sowed.

Do you remember that, Domino?

Remember?

- It's a baby blanket. - Charlie, we get to use it.

- That's great. - Mm.

So, no picnic, or...

- 'Cause picnic sounds good. - Okay.

You forgot your camera.

Oh, gimme the camera.

Mm, and these are my other babies.

Okay, I'm ready.

Let's go.

Hey, where to today, driver?

Today, we are going to the perinatologist.

And we're gonna find out

if we have placenta previa or not.

Which if we do, um, we get to pick your birthday.

So no big deal.

Right?

Yeah.

They're not gonna let you turn here.

Road closed.

Damn.

So, we spent the entire day today trying

to get to the doctor's office.

And then, we spent the rest of our time trying

to get the insurance companies to let us

see a different specialist,

but they wouldn't let us see a specialist

unless we had a referral.

Well, how are we supposed to get a referral?

We can't get there.

See, the funny thing is that our doctor

and the specialist, they're in the same building.

I can't see the specialist

unless I get the referral from the doctor.

Where's the doctor? In the same building.

They're in the same building.

I cannot tell you how many times

I said that to this person on the phone,

and their manager.

Can I speak to your manager?

Okay, I think they're gonna help me.

Nope. Nope, no help.

I will figure it out.

I will find a way.

I will find a way.

But that's a problem for tomorrow.

I'm tired now.

Sweet.

- Hey. - Hi.

What are you doing?

Mm, I'm just zoning out to social media,

- What do you have? - Nothing.

What is it, Domino?

Oh, yay!

It's the changing pad.

- Finally. - I knew you'd be excited.

That took, like, three and a half weeks.

Yeah, it did.

- But we got it. - Yeah, we did.

Will you help me put it up?

Oh, it's really light.

We have to do it right now?

Forces on the ground now trying to get...

- Yes. - Domino's gonna help.

- All right, come on. - Help me.

Okay.

We're rolling, and lemme just...

let me find the frame here.

Mm, there.

Hey, you in the chair, you seem a little stressed this week.

How's it going? Talk to me.

It's not the most comfortable thing.

Yeah? What's it feel like?

Feels like...

I ate a whole Vegas buffet...

...That kicks.

At least my belly button isn't sticking out yet.

It's, like, not quite out yet.

Um, fun fact: it only pops out

when the baby's fully cooked, mm-hmm.

And you don't think that's a little drastic.

It's not drastic; I'm just trying

to keep my family safe.

Safe from what?

If keeping my family safe is drastic,

I'm sorry, but I don't...

Okay, safe... safe from protesters.

It's not just protesters.

There's, like, riots and mass violence.

- And people getting killed. - Okay.

And there's fires, and there's guns.

- Guns, fires. - People are pissed off,

and for good reason, and it's all across the country.

This is Mark talking.

- No, Mark talking, what? - This is Mark talking.

I know he's a bit of a conspiracy theorist...

- No, oh my God. - I see what he posts online.

No, Paula, no. It's not Mark talking.

Well, it's not you talking usually like this.

Well, he has opened my eyes

to a few things, yeah, but I agree with him.

I'm not ignorant anymore.

Oh, my God. It sounds crazy.

What are you... oh, my...

Cathy, it sounds crazy.

Like you know the news is edited to be

kind of sensational like that.

They need to sell ads to sell more news.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

So, you're getting worked up about this.

- Yes. - I'm not just getting worked up about this.

You're getting really worked up about...

Okay, well, you're starting to piss me off.

Look.

If you feel like you need to go away

and be safe somewhere, okay.

That's great, and I support you,

and I will stay in touch with you,

and I will keep you posted on everything.

But you're not gonna go?

No, how can we go?

We have a shop to keep, we have a house.

We have a baby on the way.

Yes, exactly. You have a baby on the way.

That's exactly why you need to go, right there.

There's, like, a little life inside you

that you need to keep safe, and I want my nephew safe.

How am I supposed to keep him safe in the woods?

We could go pop a kid out in the middle of the woods.

It'll be safer than here!

It will be safer out there than it will be here.

You're sounding crazy.

No, this is not crazy.

Oh, my God, open your eyes!

- My eyes are open. - Open your eyes!

My eyes are open, and I'm really worried about you right now.

- Oh, my God... - You are telling me to leave-

Don't do that to me, Paula. That is not what this is about.

- Okay. - Don't you see what's happening?

I see that you feel really strongly about this...

- Yes, yes! - But we are not going

to some cabin in the woods.

We're not going anywhere.

Just leave me your address and I'll stay in touch with...

There is no address.

- There is no address. - There's no address?

That's exactly why you have to come with me.

That's why I came here to get you.

It sounds like you're going to a murder house

- For crying out loud. - Oh, my God.

Just leave me the GPS, or the map, or whatever,

and if... if things go the way you seem to think

that they're going, I will come to you.

If anything were to ever happen to you,

if you stay here, it is not safe.

Okay, okay.

Okay, listen.

No, don't do that to me.

- Please... - Don't do that to me.

You always do that to me.

I am just telling you I love you too.

And I am safe.

I'm safe. Look... he's safe.

You can feel him. He's kickin'.

He's safe.

Oh, Cathy.

Oh, geez, careful.

Okay, ready?

Two, three.

Oh, my God.

This is insane.

So, I got these cool masks from the city.

So, we are super safe now.

All right, so hey, baby.

Special day. What's my hair like?

It's probably as awesome as mine is.

Good. Do you wanna tell him?

Um, we...

think we finally decided on a name for you.

Now, we know you don't know it yet.

That was a joke.

But, um, we hope you like it.

Mm, we like it.

So, do you wanna...

You wanna do it on three?

Okay, all right.

One, two...

- Lincoln. - Hippolyte.

What?

I tried. I really did.

Lincoln!

Or Link, whichever one you prefer.

We're gonna let you choose.

We figured that if you're named after,

like, a... a great president,

and a video game character, I mean,

you're probably gonna be pretty awesome.

And your mom finished a children's book.

- I did. - Which is really cool.

Well, the cool thing about us knowing your name now

is I can actually dedicate it to you.

I've been working on it for a while.

Um, it's a new series. It's The Good Knight Series.

- Is this tape? - Yeah, just for now, um,

but the first book in it is called "Nighty Knight"

and I wanted to dedicate it to my son.

Do you wanna read it?

- The book? - Yeah, just read it.

- Okay. - Here. I'll zoom in.

Okay, so your grandad...

illustrated it for me, my daddy.

Are you...

- Yeah. - Okay, mm.

Story by Paula Rhodes,

illustrations by her dad, Alan Rhodes.

And it'll be dedicated to you.

The Land of Learn. "There are many knights

"in the Land of Learn, but this story

"is only about one.

"Sir Wakesalot. Like most knights,

"Sir Wakesalot is on a quest.

"Unlike most knights, his quest is to fall asleep.

"Maybe you too have been on such a quest.

"Perhaps you're even on one now."

Are you sick?

No, the doctor had me cough to wake him up before.

I'm trying to wake him up.

Will you move for me?

You see that bump coming up.

Uh, that's his head.

Buddy.

What is that?

What is that?

I dunno.

What is it?

Is that that siren?

What is the, um...

There's a... there's a flyer, there's a flyer

that said we need to go somewhere.

Well, where'd you put it?

- Um... - Where did you put it?

I gave it to you. I gave it to you! It had the address.

You didn't give it to me.

Yeah, the orange one, I gave it to you when you...

No, I left it on the desk for you.

Did you throw it out?

Do we... do we... do we have to go somewhere?

Do we have to go...

Here. Here, here. Just... just stay down.

What?

Call the police.

Oh, no.

It's not going through.

Did you...

I don't see anything.

So, I told Charlie that I was gonna

go to the store real quick, but I wanted

to see what happened last night, that sound.

I can't drive any closer, but...

- Sir, step away, please. - That's my car.

I'm gonna walk up and see if I can...

Step away, please.

...If I can find out.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, my friend lived here.

I can't get a hold of her.

Oh, my God.

It's just melted.

Excuse me, Miss?

Yes, sir, hi.

Hey.

There you are.

What are you doing out here? You've been gone all day.

We both agreed that you wouldn't be gone

for more than four hours

until we get phone communication back.

You leave the camera at the front door,

your purse so that it can get stolen.

- I'm sorry. - Honey, look at me.

I was worried sick.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to worry you.

I... I... I got...

I didn't go...

I didn't go to the store.

Charlie, I went to find out what that sound

was last night.

It was an explosion.

Baby, of course it was an explosion.

Nothing else sounds like that, it was-

No, no, not just an explosion.

It was a bomb that exploded.

Like, on purpose,

and people were saying it was to get rid

of these... these... these rebels.

Rebels? What do you mean rebels?

Yeah, well, that's... that's what I wanted to find out,

and so that's where I went.

I went to the library. They have internet there.

I waited... I had to wait a long time,

but I read so much, and news sites, and blogs,

and Twitter, and Charlie, we've been so stupid.

Like how did... how did we not care about this before?

What are you talking about?

I think... I think it's not safe here right now.

At our house?

Here, in the city, I think we need

To consider maybe...

- If we should go. - No way.

- Go? - Yeah.

Go where? Where?

- I don't know, maybe- - Paula.

- Maybe we find Cathy. - Paula, look at me.

This is our home. This is our home.

You wanna leave our home to go to somewhere else

to find Cathy.

Yeah, Charlie, I think we maybe should

because my mom even emailed me a couple of days ago

and said she's going to try to find her.

And if we...

If we decide not to go, Charlie, then not...

not next week, not in a couple weeks,

like tomorrow, like this week,

I have to know where we're gonna

have this baby and how, and if I'm safe.

I have to know that.

I can't be in limbo anymore, okay?

Okay?

Okay.

The city experiences

its fourth continuous day of rioting, while-

Invite the military

to take care of things.

Talk about a slippery slope.

You want them to attack your fellow citizens?

Not a care about what happens next.

Do you know what happens next?

Famine, pandemic, a generation lost

and future generations scarred.

There's no soda pop and internet games,

in that future you're sprinting toward,

let alone toilet paper.

I just, it's...

it must be a defect on the Y chromosome.

It really must.

Woman do not choose this crap.

We don't!

So I don't know; maybe you listen

to your damn mothers!

You need to disperse.

Leave immediately.

Not my president! Not my president!

Not my president!

Repeat-

Hey, baby.

Today was a rough...

rough day.

I, um...

I lost the shop.

There was a, um, a riot.

Was...

There still is a riot,

but they

took everything.

Everything.

Except this.

1862 three cent trime,

MS65 NGC.

It's from the civil war.

I'm scared, Lincoln.

I'm scared because...

I thought I had everything figured out.

I thought I knew.

I'm not sure how to protect us.

I'm not sure...

that I'm going to be the father that...

- Hey. - Hi.

What are you doing?

Just...

Hey. What's this?

Just doing a... a baby diary thing.

Just come to bed, okay?

Tonight was hard, I know.

I can't sleep.

I won't be able to sleep.

Okay. Just let me hold you then, okay?

Just let me hold you.

We'll figure it out tomorrow.

All right?

I'm glad you're okay, and it's just stuff,

and we will figure it out,

but I need you to come to bed now.

Come on.

Come on.

I got my coin.

Oh, there they are.

Goodbyes are hard.

Let's just say

till next time.

Next time is in, like, two-ish months.

Goodbye.

It's right where you always put it, yes.

- Bring it here. - Hold on, did I put it...

I did, yeah, it's okay.

Paula, bring the camera here.

Make sure it's recording; bring it here please...

It is recording.

- Come on. - Why couldn't-

- That the President... - Come on!

- Whoa. - Is it recording?

Charlie, stop. This is not okay.

- You can't talk to me this way! - Listen, I'm sorry.

This is first thing in the morning.

- Is it recording? - Yes.

Listen, give it to me. Give it to me, give it to me.

Oh, God.

- Watch. - That's right, Jeanie.

Obviously, details are still coming in,

but we did confirm the president

was shot shortly after arriving

to town here this morning.

- What? - He was taken

- to Memorial Hospital. - Shh.

- What? - And right now,

he is in critical condition.

Of course, they're still trying to determine

just how severe his injuries are.

There have been reports

that he was shot three times.

Right now, there are protesters and supporters

taking to the streets downtown.

Police advising everyone to stay calm.

A news conference is expected

to happen just before noon, and we'll bring

you updates as soon as they're available.

Thank you, Jade.

The police department is urging

the public to avoid downtown

and to stay indoors if you're already there.

We'll be back with our coverage

of what now appears to be an assassination attempt

on the president, including the latest reactions

from the mayor and an eyewitness.

- Do you wanna... - Mm-mmm.

No.

Okay. Um...

Lincoln, today is a very sad day

cause it's one that you're gonna learn about

in history class probably.

Um...

The president was shot and killed today, and, uh...

By a bunch of people

that were really angry about a lot of things

and...

uh...

they just... they took it out on him.

Uh...

Rather than just...

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

What is that?

There's people celebrating.

- What? - Two doors down,

there's people celebrating in the street.

Is that a gun?

Yeah!

I'm gonna go out and say something.

- No, no, no! - No, no,

- This is... - Charlie, there's a gun.

No, this is... I cannot believe that people

in our own street are celebrating!

Just sit down.

Just please... please for me, just don't go out there.

- Why? - They have a gun.

This is not a...

- You okay? - Mm-hmm.

Does that hurt?

It's just uncomfortable.

So, like I said, it's not a baby diary.

- Mm-hmm. - It's just, like, an interview.

Okay.

And by interview, I mean,

it's a baby diary.

I'm just kidding.

What are you looking forward to most?

Looking forward to?

Yeah, with our son, Lincoln Charles.

A lot, but I'm mostly just kind of worried right now.

We're... we're not even sure how we can have him...

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

This is not...

This is not... I don't want you to be negative, okay?

I really want you to...

I really want you to tell me, like, good things, please.

What are you looking forward to

with our son, Lincoln Charles?

I am...

I am looking forward to...

seeing what he looks like,

and to hearing what he sounds like.

And I want...

I wanna know what makes him laugh.

What he's interested in.

And what his little...

his little head smells like.

And then, I want...

Did we blow a fuse?

Did you get her?

Oh.

Ugh.

She's so loud.

- What? - Whoa.

Oh.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Get in the house.

All right, now go pack your stuff.

- Let's go, go pack your stuff. - Okay.

I got clothes!

I'm getting some food.

- You have the cat carrier? - Uh, living room.

What? Baby, we gotta move, go.

Okay, I just gotta get one thing.

- Paula! - Yeah?

Yeah, okay.

- Yeah. - Go, go!

They're still up there?

They're just doing passes.

Oh, my God, okay.

- Oh. - Do you have the bag?

- Yes, I got it, I got... - Do you have the batteries?

The batteries are in the front.

Batteries, yes, and I got the...

I got the coordinates, and the maps

are in the door here.

I got, uh...

I got the baby blanket; that's all I got.

That's all I got for him, Charlie.

- Breathe, breathe. - That's all I got for my baby.

- Breathe. - Okay, and I got...

I guess I got some food

for us, a little bit, but we're gonna have to get some for Dom...

Charlie?

- Charlie, turn around. - What?

- Turn around right now! - What? Why?

We don't have Domino!

- What? - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God; we left her.

Charlie, turn around. She must be so scared.

Please turn around right here.

- Paula... - Please, Charlie.

- Sh... Paula, she... - What?

Oh, my God, watch out!

Domino is gone.

What? What, no.

She is in our house.

We have to go get her. She's probably hiding.

- She's probably... - She's gone.

She's in the closet, or she's under the bed.

We have to get her.

She was in the bedroom.

No.

No, not my baby.

There's nothing left, Paula.

Please!

Please, we have to try.

I need you to be strong.

My baby.

Please, Charlie.

Please, just we gotta try.

Please, please, turn around.

...To issue the following evacuation orders.

For those north of me, use Five North.

All other routes out of the city-

Hey, why don't you plug that in while we're driving?

For those south of Main...

Oh, wow.

I mean...

This... this can't be...

It was just empty, nothing.

I've... I've never seen anything like it before.

What are we gonna do?

Well, I mean, we'll...

we'll get to your sister's, and, um,

I mean, we'll find a doctor, and we'll...

We'll be okay.

- We will? - Yeah.

Yeah, and if...

and if we don't like living with Cathy and Mark,

then, you know, we can go on to Mexico.

Let's hope they're nicer to refugees

than we've been.

Every sound scares me.

Try to sleep.

Yeah.

If I wake up, this will be gone, right?

We'll get back in bed.

So, apparently...

we stopped somewhere that has seen better days.

Your mom's finally sleeping,

so I'm just gonna peek around here and...

mm... let's see if we can find some stuff

that we need.

I don't think I was the first one

with that idea.

Hm.

Damn.

Whoa.

I should get back.

- There's... - Turn right or left?

Yeah, turn. Turn... turn right, and I think

it takes us to a little back road

into the foothills.

I dunno, I thought it was the right way.

No, I'll just turn back

and I'll go the other way, okay?

I'll just go...

- Please! - What?

Are you o...?

Help her.

Hey, that's her.

We have the first aid kit.

Babe, don't go anywhere.

- Charlie. - Lock the door.

You all right?

- Uh... - Hey.

What happened, man?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

- Are you hurt? - Oh, I'm fine.

She'll be fine too. Good work, Daye.

Is this reality TV?

You're driving down a toll road.

Hey, hey, hey, let go. Hey! Let go.

You might just consider us the toll booth.

Hey, no let go!

Let go, don't, do not!

Oh.

The toll for two is higher than the toll for one.

Cheese.

Is this song for me?

Don't!

Okay, okay. All right, all right, all right!

All right, we'll go...

we'll go back the way we came from.

I won't say that you guys are here;

you can do whatever you want.

We're just gonna go back from where we came, okay?

My wife is eight months pregnant.

We have nothing. Please.

We're just trying to get somewhere safe.

I just want you to get somewhere safe too.

But you're wrong about one thing. You got a lot.

You gotta car.

Well, you got each other.

It's the best deal you're gonna get, brother.

Take what you can carry and walk on.

Charlie!

- Don't touch her! - Get her outta the car.

Charlie?

I can't... I can't keep up.

I'm sorry.

For what?

Not being...

Not taking better care of you.

Look.

Okay.

Charlie?

Yeah, come in.

It's clear. Come in.

You okay?

I don't think I can walk much further.

Well, we'll just hang out here tonight,

and figure everything out in the morning.

Here.

Here.

Okay.

It's like a half-star hotel.

Oh, God.

Oh, I just wanna be at my sister's.

You have the coordinates.

- Mm-hmm. - We'll do our best.

- I do, I got 'em. - Get there tomorrow.

Maybe two days, I don't know.

- Mm-hmm. - I dunno, it depends

on what the roads are like.

If we can...

what?

What?

I have the coordinates, but I...

The map is in the car.

Oh, baby. That's fine, don't...

you know what? It doesn't matter.

- It doesn't, hey, we can get- - How are we gonna use it?

We can get another map.

Maps aren't hard, but you know what?

You desperately... you need to eat, here.

- Ow. - What?

What, are you okay?

Yeah.

Oh, he's kicking or something.

He is moving so much.

Are you okay?

Yeah, it just hurts, like, tight.

Oh, my headache's so bad.

No, it's not... it's not... it's far enough away.

We're okay.

Hey, baby.

Baby Lincoln.

So, yesterday,

things took a turn.

I guess, they kind of did a long time ago,

but regardless,

this is not what we planned

for your beginning.

I really had hoped for, you know, the perfect nursery

and matching outfits......

and then play dates in the park.

But those...

Those things really aren't important; they're not.

And I may need to tell myself that

for a little while, but they're not.

But we're gonna go.

We're gonna get to...

Out of here and to your Aunt Cathy's,

really soon, okay?

Or at least to a... to a doctor's.

Your dad's out looking right now.

He's looking for a map, or... or... or some food,

or, you know, some way to get to...

Char?

Hello?

So, yeah, um...

Then we got car-jacked.

There was, like, 15 guys came out of nowhere.

Shortly after, we found this place, uh,

we stayed here for the night, and, um, yeah, I spent this morning

looking for food, or a hospital, or clinic,

something, you know, for my wife.

- Well, that's just awful. - Yeah.

You know, it's a real tragedy that this happened

to two strong Americans such as yourselves.

I'm sorry. Real, real sorry.

Yeah.

Yeah, thank you, um...

I just keep telling myself, you know, that it... that no matter

how bad it is, and it's pretty bad,

that, um...

you know, it's gotta be worse for so many other people.

It just helps me, I dunno.

I dunno, I dunno. What, um...

Did you... what brought you here?

What brought you here?

Oh, I guess, I got myself here.

I felt called.

Called, you mean, like to help?

Mm-hmm.

To help the whole damn country.

Uh, do you have a car?

Did you come from far away?

Yeah, pretty far.

I guess, you're noting

my lack of supplies.

Yeah, I mean...

I mean, we don't have much.

We just grabbed whatever we could

before the house...

Um, but also, I was thinking, maybe tomorrow

that you and I could maybe look for some more

or try to find a clinic for...

For Paula... what?

Oh, this is the way it works...

Whoa, hey.

Now, son.

I want you to give me everything you have.

Now, see, that was just a little example.

I don't mean any harm to you fine folks.

You just need to become aware

that that's the way the world works now.

And I would like to, uh, help you out,

except that tomorrow is my day of rest,

and I think I'm just gonna take it easy.

Okay.

Okay, um...

Okay.

I... I...

I would really love it if you could join me...

Like I said, tomorrow is my day of rest.

So I'm gonna take it easy.

I would however, be willing to keep an eye

on that little lady of yours.

Uh, no actually.

I... I didn't know that.

Here.

Thank you, kindly.

Oh, yeah.

It's been brewing for a long time.

Huh.

It's really a much- needed cleansing,

a blessing really.

A blessing.

No, I can't say that it really feels like one.

It will.

Hm, well, I...

Dee?

Hey, Dee, you in there?

If you in there, come out, man, we gotta go...

Oh, hey.

Whoa, hey! I'm not armed, man.

You're welcome.

You killed that boy, he...

You're damn right I did.

Wasn't my first, and it won't be my last.

That's the kind of punk that took

everything from me.

One of them took my job.

He complained about the use of excessive force.

Excessive force after what that little shit did

to that beautiful red-headed clerk.

He's a kind of punk that caused me

to get a divorce, and my wife always taking up

for them, and trying to get me to see their side.

They don't get a side.

It's time for us to take back this country

from the bastards who desecrated it,

from those who mock it,

and from those so-called officials

who strangle our rights,

which is exactly what I'm doing.

And it's just a happy coincidence

that this little uprising made it open season

on the societal leeches, who complain

about the poor treatment that my tax dollars,

my dollars, pay to house and feed them.

Open season...

Y... you're hunting?

People?

It's a war, darling.

Why do you think I come here? It's good hunting.

Good huntin'.

That's right, and I am gonna make it

a better world for that little one there.

Now this may be difficult for a soul

as sensitive as yours to take in,

but the world ain't what it used to be.

It's better you learn that now.

Toughen up that skin of yours.

What the hell, girl?

What do you think you're doing?

No, it is never hunting season

on any group of people.

So... so while you're here, while you're here eating my food,

and sleeping on my baby's blanket,

you do not get this gun.

Now I am guessing that you do not know

how to use that, so give it back

before someone gets hurt.

I'm not asking again.

Stop!

Paula?

Glenn, Paula?

Hey.

Charlie...

Oh, my God, Paula!

Paula, honey, are you okay?

Are you okay? What did he do to you?

W... what happened?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Did he do something? Did he hurt you?

He wanted... he wanted to...

Are you... baby, baby, are you okay?

- I'm okay. - Okay, okay; I got a car.

- I got a car. - Can't believe you're here.

I found a clinic. Let's get you out of here.

- Let's get you out of here. - My water broke.

What?

My water broke a while ago.

We're having a baby?

Come on. Are you in pain?

- Mm-hmm. - Come on.

- Come on. - Okay.

- Stay here. - Okay.

It still feels like it's on me.

Ugh.

Okay.

Okay. Mm.

Um...

Link.

Uh, I think that you are gonna be here really soon.

And that is so exciting

and so scary.

Um...

I need to tell you something.

I need to tell you that you are so wanted

and so loved.

Oof.

So loved.

Please know that forever, okay?

And I'm sorry. I am so sorry.

I did something really, really bad.

I didn't mean to do it.

I just... I needed to protect you and other... other people.

There had to be another way, oh my God.

If anything happens, I just need you to know that I love you.

You are not going anywhere, Paula, okay?

Okay. Okay.

I think this is it.

I think this is it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sir, is this is the clinic?

- The clinic's at capacity. - I need...

There's another hospital about 45 minutes north.

No, but I need to get my wife in right now.

Her water has broke.

We cannot go back down that road.

That road is too dangerous.

You know that, sir.

Is there a problem, Private Wagner?

Look, I can't let you pull in.

If you walk up the entrance on the other side,

I don't think they'll turn you away.

Thank you.

Think I found it. I think I found it, come on.

I'm sure there's an easier side...

We're almost there.

Charlie...

We're almost there, baby, come on.

- Ugh, I can't. - I can't take any chances.

This is the way. This is the way it's gotta be.

Come on.

Shh, shh.

I don't know if I can do this.

I don't know if I can do it.

We can do it. Come on.

We can do it. Come on. We're almost there, baby.

- Hold on to me. - Okay.

Hold on to me.

Here we go.

Help.

Please, hey. She's pregnant.

Hey, let us in, please?

- Don't open the door! - Let us in.

Excuse me. She's pregnant.

Can you let us in, please?

Please... her water broke. She's in labor.

Come on, come with me.

Are you kidding me?

I'm next, right?

There you go, baby.

Okay, come on.

What's your due date, honey?

September 4th.

So you're 36 weeks along?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

The last time we were able

to get to the doctor, they said

I might have placenta previa.

Oh, well your water broke,

so there's a good chance that's not the case.

Oh, this is Dr. Phillips.

The patient's 30 years old,

36 weeks P1 prom.

Okay, we're not exactly set up

for L and D here, but I suppose,

anything beats being out there.

Yeah.

BP?

170 over 95.

Double-check that.

Any headaches recently?

Yeah, yeah, I've had really bad ones

the last couple days.

Still 170 over 95.

Okay, we need the FHT's.

Try to get the monitors.

At least get the Doppler.

Oh, and ask Dr. Freeman to assist me on this one.

Ooh, oh.

Okay, looks like we need

to start timing these contractions

from the beginning of one

and the beginning of the next, okay?

That'd be a good role for you, Dad.

What am I assisting on?

I already have a full load.

A delivery, 30-year-old premigravida,

36-weeks prom.

BP is 170 over 95, headaches.

I've ordered the FHT's.

Possible preeclampsia.

How dilated and effaced?

Just gonna check on that, but somebody's moved

the sterile gloves once again.

Let's hope the damn generator works tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry, gen... what does that mean?

Is my wife okay? Is the baby okay?

Sir, turn that off.

- Excuse me, sir. - Soon as the OR's

clear from the amputation, I need it prepped.

Tell anesthesia we need her to stay late.

We need a urine sample STAT with max sulfate.

20 milligrams of labetalol on standby

in case that shows high proteins.

Let's bring her to 104 that just opened up.

Here, I... is she... what does that mean;

what does that mean; is she gonna be all right?

We are finding out, sir.

I need you to stay calm and give us a little room.

Nurse Platt will help you scrub up.

You can meet us once you're prepped.

- Charlie! - I'm here.

I'll be right here, baby.

Mm, I love you.

I love you.

Hey, baby.

Oh, Lincoln, my Lincoln.

I can finally say that to you in person now.

One of these days, maybe I'll show you

these videos that we've been shooting of you

before you got here.

Oh, baby, your mom and I love you so much.

The doctors are taking care of her right now, but...

she did wanna be here

to introduce you to the world.

It's not much of a world right now.

But seeing you gives me hope.

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