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(happy jazzy music)

(car rattling)

(groaning) (shuffling)

(woman moaning)

[Young Amanda] Jacob?

[Young Jacob] Hm?

(Amanda speaking SeSotho)

[Jacob] Baby, (speaking SeSotho)

Oh, family.

(Jacob sighs)

Come on, Amanda.

Jacob (speaking SeSotho)

(Jacob speaks in foreign language) for now.

For now?

(groans)

(speaking in foreign language)

- [Young Jacob] I want you to keep this watch close

to your heart.

(lips smacking)

(gentle hip-hop music)

Did I stutter?

Did I stutter?

Because if I did, it means you heard me say

the same thing five times

and yet you still don't understand,

which further lets me know you're fucking up on purpose.

When your CEO says make an offer

then that's not the fuck you do.

Make it happen!

Just make it happen, okay?

What?

Yes, yes, we're still on for drinks later this week.

Ciao, bye.

Education, it must be the education system's fault.

I swear no-one is that dumb, surely!

- Oh, Ausi Ma-Lerato, that looks delicious.

Hmm.

What is this?

No, I asked her to make it for me.

- Jacob, (speaking Zulu), none of this junk.

You're fat enough as it is.

Make him a boiled egg with avo on a rice bread with water.

Okay, madam.

(Ausi Ma-Lerato speaking Zulu)

(Michelle speaking Zulu)

I'll have coffee at the office.

Do you really have to be that harsh?

It's for your own good.

You've gained 10 kilograms.

It's embarrassing enough watching you trying

to get off of a couch.

Michelle, I'm not talking about me,

I'm talking about her.

(speaking Xhosa)

Her name is Ausi Ma-Lerato.

(Michelle speaks Zulu)

- Always nice to everyone, always a people's pleaser.

You dance for everyone out there

but you can't get it together in your own home.

And for your own information, how I speak to her,

that's how things get done.

You should try it.

Okay, tell me, (speaking Zulu) tonight?

I have a big board meeting today.

I have to be there all the way.

- Michelle, I spoke to you about this six weeks ago.

How do we just double book me like that?

All the partners' wives are going to be there.

- Are other wives CEOs owners of their own publishing firms?

Hayi ke!

(Michelle scoffs)

As a successful business woman,

I have to roll with the punches.

I have no control over such.

Funny you're such a control freak.

(Michelle speaking Zulu)

No, I'm just saying that your brows are on fleek.

(laptop slams)

(heel thudding)

(Michelle sighs)

- Jonga, if this means so much to you, I'll do my best.

Please!

[Michelle] Hey, hey!

(Jacob sighs)

(saxophone blaring) (upbeat music)

♪ Bad news, bad news ♪

♪ From afar ♪

♪ Like I've been worried ♪

♪ Good news, good news ♪

(Aus Ma-Lerato speaks Sotho)

(Jacob speaks Sotho)

But don't worry. (Jacob speaks SeSotho)

Later tonight, we'll talk about it, ne?

Sharp, sharp sis.

(upbeat music)

(dramatic music)

So you're ready for tonight?

Ready as ever, George.

(chuckles) The Guptas and the Woos.

Browns and the yellows.

- George, do you always have to be so racially inappropriate

or you spend time practicing?

Come on, man.

This is the biggest deal in our entire existence,

and you react as if you've just got

the worst blow job in history.

Oh wow, fact.

I did have that.

Don't worry, my friend.

Do not worry, everything's fine

I've worked on it for a long time, I promise.

[George] And your wife?

What about her?

She better be there.

Look, we need to present a united front

on business and family relationships.

We don't wanna make a shitty impression.

George, I spoke to Michelle.

She will be there.

Okay?

She better be.

Child support and alimony are not cheaper than 1%.

(stilettos thudding)

Jacob!

George!

I'm ready.

(upbeat music)

Ey! Ey!

(cheering)

[Khanyi Get it girl!

Get it.

Oh, yeah!

♪ Ey, eh eh ey, eh ♪ (cheering and laughing)

Wow, you are too lit.

Girl, you need to teach me how to do that.

You have a few years?

- I'm thinking more like a few days, you know

like before we go to Bali.

When you turn on the Barbados men, man.

Bali is in Indonesia

but you'd only know that if you came to class like ever.

- I bet you please, the only class I care about

is first class

- all the way! - Yes, yes.

Like we are going?

Like you have booked everything?

Well, not yet.

So we're not going?

Shut up, Khanyi!

Yeah, just shut up.

We're going, right?

Can you guys all just relax?

You know we're still sorting things out.

I just have issues with confirmation

and you know, it's pretty much done.

You know what?

Let's take a selfie.

Wait for me!

(camera clicking) (screaming)

(traffic buzzing)

- Yeah, but how many times do I have to stress

how important this is.

Michelle, this is not a competition, okay.

You know how important family is to these people.

And that is what will seal the deal.

Come on, man, we need to take the stage together.

(Michelle speaks faintly)

Okay, it's quarter past 7 now.

How long will it take to get you here?

(playful music)

Fine, fine.

Be there and please, be on time.

Oh, Ntate, (speaking SeSotho)

(Jacob speaks in foreign language)

(speaking SeSotho)

(laughing)

- (speaking in foreign language) I'm giving a speech.

(both speaking SeSotho)

(Jacob speaks SeSotho)

I have to go.

(both speaking SeSotho)

I'm fine.

(Ausi Lerato speaking in foreign language)

(both speaking in foreign language)

Shh.

(both speaking SeSotho)

I swear the women I stay with in this house,

all of them (speaking SeSotho)

Finally, you arrived.

- Well, it's eight o'clock and I'm on time.

And George, what's happening with your forehead?

What?

I'm trying to make them more comfortable.

That's a tie for the Woos,

this is for the Guptas.

- Do you, do you even know what this even means?

Yeah.

Yeah?

It's like the red dot and it's for divorce.

Yes, and the black dot?

It's for young girls, virgins.

(gasps)

Yes.

Hm, good to know.

- Speaking of, don't tell me you haven't noticed the beauty

with the red number behind you?

You recognize her?

- Hm-hm.

Not familiar.

Where's Michelle?

You know she wants to make an entrance.

She'll be here, don't worry about it.

- Yeah, well (chuckles) she better make it soon,

you know how these people are like.

What do you mean these people?

Stop your language, man.

Mr. Woo, so nice to see you again.

And this must be?

This is Mrs. Woo.

And you remember my business partner?

Ah, yes, Mr. Jacob.

Mr. Woo.

Woos, yes, ma'am, nice meeting you.

Whoa.

Good!

- Jacob, this is Mr. Gupta and his lovely wife.

It's good to meet you.

Good to meet you, sir.

Good to meet you.

Wonderful, amazing!

Great!

Eh, George?

- Oh, sorry, I didn't realize this was still there.

It's from Ash Wednesday.

Not that I'm a Christian.

Oh, shut up, George!

Let's get this over and done with.

I don't really care for you or these communists

who you wanna be nice with.

Show me the money.

Yeah, yeah?

- You can't? (upbeat music)

What do you mean ?

[Girl] Yipee!

- What do you mean my booking's been canceled?

My dad paid for everything.

He didn't?

Okay, could we just go and then we'll pay later?

Hello?

(disengaged phone dings)

Hello?

Oh, my dad, he can be such a douche bag.

[Khanyi] I know, right.

Shut up!

(singing in foreign language)

Karabo, come with me.

I need you to drive me.

(Karabo groans)

Come on!

(Karabo yelps)

(upbeat music)

(helpers speaking in foreign language)

(laughing)

Ooh shame!

Gumede?

(all speaking in foreign language)

Peanut, he must keep it in his pants.

(Felicia speaking in foreign language)

It will stay in his pants.

(all speaking in foreign language)

Hm, I don't eat this.

Hm, I don't like this salad.

Oh, I don't eat meat with skin.

(speaking Zulu)

(chattering)

Ah, wena, get out of here.

Oh, my, my wife...

(muttering) (mysterious music)

(phone keypads beeping)

(people chattering)

Michelle, you're on voicemail?

Mich, Michelle?

Jacob, I think you better get out there

before the Wu-tang Clan pulls the odd one, two

on the Kolkata Express.

You know what I'm saying?

I have no idea.

The money is getting restless.

I think would be really good onto the next item, fast, fast.

Where's Michelle?

Mrs. Woo has been asking about her.

Look, you're the one who said she'd be here, so.

George, I have an idea.

Let's get paid.

I love it when you talk money.

It gets me hard like Viagra with a face.

Keep them busy.

What about Michelle?

Keep them busy.

(mysterious music)

Hello?

Hey.

Oh, hi Mr. Zulu.

Your name?

Tessa.

Great, you work for me, right?

Yes I do, in the accounting department.

Lovely, I want you to be my wife.

What?

Don't worry.

Don't have to say anything.

You don't have to do anything.

Just wave and smile and sit down.

(helpers speaking in foreign language)

(laughing)

Why?

Why, why?

(all speaking in foreign language)

Yeah, next time.

- And now up next, a man we all know and love.

Mr. Jacob Zulu.

(applauding)

You know, me and old Jacobus have come a long way.

We built this company up from the start

to the empire it is today.

But I'm not the face of this company, as you can tell.

So I'd like to invite Jacob.

Jacob Zulu and Mrs. Zulu.

(clapping)

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Congrats, George.

Wonderful George, amazing.

Thank you and thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen

and thank you for coming.

Good.

Nana, stay back.

I'm glad that it's amazing.

You know how it all started,

30 years ago as a mere ambition.

I look at us now, you know, with my man.

(laughs)

I'm his chocolate, you're my vanilla.

We are together, you know,

we've built this from the bottom up.

(clapping) George!

Oh, I'm going to kill him.

I'd like you to enjoy the rest of your dinner.

Enjoy with us.

Thank you.

Give yourselves another applause.

Thank you, thank you very much, thank you.

Jacob Zulu, come here right now.

(people chattering)

(nervous laugh)

It's okay.

Eat, drink and have fun.

Everything's paid for. (laughs)

What the hell are you doing here?

Why haven't you responded to my texts?

You know what?

- This is not... - I saw the blue ticks, Dad.

Do you know what they mean?

That you read my text.

Can we deal with this at home?

Why did you cancel my credit card?

You mean my credit card?

- Dad, I promised my friends a trip to Bali.

Yeah, but...

Now I look like a fool near my friends

because my own father doesn't fucken care about me.

Okay, listen to this.

Tasha, I'm in the middle of business

and I really would like you to respect it.

I can deal with this at home.

Not here in front of everybody.

Hi.

Everybody's here.

My wife said your wife is so beautiful.

Jacob.

Wife?

No, no, he said life.

Life is beautiful.

It's the accent.

Then who is this bitch, Dad?

This is Tessa and Tessa works for me.

Is this your daughter?

You're not staying here.

- Aw, dad. - Let's go, let's go.

Aw, you're hurting me.

[Jacob] Get out!

Did she just call me a bitch?

(fanfare music)

(Jacob and Natasha speak faintly)

(Lulu speaking in foreign language)

Lulu, Fourie, wena?

(Lulu speaks in SeSotho)

(all speaking SeSotho)

Land, girl!

[All] Yes!

#bringbacktheland.

Yoh!

(scuffling)

(Lerato speaks in Zulu)

(car engine roars)

Guys!

(all speaking in Zulu)

(engine roaring) (Natasha and Jacob yelling)

(car doors slamming)

Bloody spoilt.

- God, I'm so over it. - Such a spoilt brat!

You're so lame.

Lame?

Yes.

- Huh! - Lame.

All I wanted was a little money,

a little money to take my friends to Bali.

What do you do?

You embarrass me.

Ma!

Mum, please talk to your husband because I really can't.

I can't deal with this anymore.

Mum, do something, your husband-

Yey, yeh (speaking Zulu)

Mum!

(Ausi Lerato speaks SeSotho)

Friends!

You call those free loaders friends.

You know they only like you

because they know that your mum and dad are loaded

and that's it.

Get that through your thick skull.

Natasha, no one likes you.

No one is going to like you until you check

your stinking attitude.

Come on, man.

Be a lady.

Not this fake thing that you are.

Fake!

You're calling me fake?

I'm not the one running around

hiring prostitutes to play my wife.

Tessa, she's not a prostitute.

She works for me.

- And that just makes it so much better, right, Dad?

You can't stop, right?

You always have to say something.

You always have to talk.

Guess what?

You have nothing to say about the money anymore.

You know why?

Because I'm cutting you off.

What?

Yes.

Go run.

Run to your friends.

Scream "Papa doesn't wanna give me money."

(laughs)

I'm tired of your nonsense.

You know what?

I don't care.

You can't control me.

Go to your room.

I was going there anyway.

Go!

I'm so done with you.

Unbelievable, Dad.

(footsteps thudding)

(Jacob exhales)

(speaking SeSotho)

- Go off, Ma-Lerato, not now.

(playful music)

- I'm so done with you, I know you can hear me, mum.

The worst mum ever, the worst dad ever.

Fuck both of you.

I don't need you.

I don't need this house.

I'm leaving.

Try find another daughter.

Try.

You better look hard because you can't replace me.

I'm irreplaceable.

You can't cut me off.

Cut who off?

Cut me?

You can't cut me off.

What is that?

What do I do with that?

You're not the way.

(playful mysterious music)

(lips smacking)

- Hm-hm.

Hey baby.

- Hm-hm Jacob (speaking Zulu)

I'm try to fall asleep.

Karabo, hi.

How are you?

Gosh, I'm so tired.

Listen, how far are you?

Can you come and get me?

I need a place to crash for like a week or something

until I get my own place obviously.

What?

What do you mean you can't?

Are you that, you live alone.

You don't have a baby.

Then don't lie to me.

I'm your best friend.

You can't tell me these lies.

But...

(dramatic music)

No, I'm not bringing any more booze.

Oh!

We missed you at the event.

[Michelle] From what I hear,

you did very well with your new wife.

(speaking Zulu) That's not the truth.

Michelle, you can't even pretend that (speaking Zulu)

(Michelle speaks Zulu)

If I give you a hand job,

would you get off my back, please?

(speaking Zulu)

You said you were coming,

whereas you'd rather sit in your house

rather than go to any function that honors me.

- I don't have time for play dates and dress ups.

Ha! (clicks)

Khanyi!

Hi.

I'm good.

What do you mean what do you want?

I'm always joking when I say fuck you, Khanyi

it's like our thing, you know, that's how we roll.

You say something I'm just like fuck you, fuck you.

Right? (giggles)

Khanyi?

Hello?

My God!

No wonder no one likes your pussy ass anyway.

- What the fuck do you want me to do anyway?

(speaking Zulu)

I don't know.

And frankly, I don't give a shit.

I don't care.

All you had to do was to show up.

Show face at least for the company.

(Jacob speaking Zulu)

(Michelle speaking Zulu)

[Michelle] Number two, I told you.

That had nothing to do with me.

[Jacob] Nothing to do with you?

[Michelle] Yes.

- [Jacob] Do you even have an idea (speaking Zulu)

[Michelle] No!

No, Jacob, I don't.

And actually, I don't care.

Wena, you must learn how to discipline her.

Bonolo, hi.

Yeah, eish.

Long time.

Listen, can I ask you for something?

Can I come, come over for like some days

until I get my own place and...

Oh, thank you.

Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.

How did I end up getting married

to a woman who is so vile?

(speaking Zulu)

You're toxic!

You treat your own child like like shit

and you treat your husband like hm.

Michelle!

What!

I'm trying to have a conversation.

- Well, I'm thinking maybe this might help you shut up.

Okay.

(clicks) (speaking Zulu)

I'll take the couch.

(clicks)

(door bangs)

But why do I have to sleep on the couch?

I'll sleep in the guest room.

Voetsek!

(door bangs) Dammit!

(Michelle clicks)

(creepy music)

[Natasha] Ooh girl.

You're living it up.

At least your folks still care about you.

[Bonolo] My parents are dead.

I worked for this.

[Natasha] Oh, sorry.

[Bonolo] Yeah, since I was 14.

I don't remember that.

So you said you work?

You mean like you got a job?

Yes, Natasha.

I mean a job.

Jeez, what do you do?

If you were someone else,

I'd say you're sleeping with the boss.

But last time I checked, you were like a virgin.

Just kept to myself, that's all.

Looks like you still do.

Well, I won't like throw parties

or do any sex stuff here, okay?

Like I literally would not care

and I'll contribute whatever you want me to.

I think that's standard.

- I'll be in the mall first thing in the morning.

It will be a miracle if I don't come back with a job.

People like me.

'Cause that's all you need, right?

Right, at least you feel me.

[Natasha] What?

I just didn't expect your call tonight.

Like what's the deal?

Oh, it's kind of crazy.

I had a fight with my dad and he kind of cut me off.

What an asshole.

He fucken abandoned me.

Can you imagine how that should feel?

Nope, not at all.

So listen, there's the Apple TV,

the wifi password is on the router

and your room is down there.

I'm going to bed, goodnight.

Night.

(sighs)

(joyful playful music)

Mr. (speaks gibberish)

Gotcha!

George!

God!

What's eating you, man?

Usually, you got a lot to say

when I get all racist and stuff.

And what the fuck happened last night after you left?

You didn't kill her or anything?

Well, I killed her finances.

Nice!

These slay queens only learn when the money stops.

Careful, George.

That's my daughter you're talking about.

But am I wrong?

Speaking of slaying queens,

I slept with your wife last night.

What the fuck are you talking about?

That red number.

George, do you ever stop?

Ag, dude man, you got to get out.

Come to my penthouse.

Clearly your own life is weighing on you like Oprah's tits.

You need to let it out.

I know someone who can help.

(gentle music)

Hey Talent bro, pick up your socks, man.

(playful mysterious music)

(stiletto clicking)

Um...

Can I help you?

Yeah, I want this one.

- That's a really good choice that just came in.

Do you need finance?

Put it on my dad.

Your dad?

Jacob Zulu, yeah.

Oh, and you're Mr. Zulu's, eh?

Daughter.

- So you think it can drive me out of here in 20 minutes?

- And Mr. Zulu is one of our trusted clients,

but I'm afraid that's not how it works.

I'm gonna have to approve it with my boss.

It's fine, do that.

(playful music)

(door bangs)

(car engine roars)

- Hey, hey, come back. (running footsteps thudding)

(traffic buzzing) (playful music)

(upbeat music) (door slams)

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday dear Faithy ♪

♪ Hooray! ♪

(speaking Zulu)

What's going on?

Ma'am, it's my birthday.

Can I offer you some cake?

(mysterious music)

(feet stomping)

(upbeat reggae music)

[Katlego] Now let me get this straight.

So this whole bitch got you fired?

Because you were busy celebrating her coochie

as if it's some gold mine.

A whole cowgirl

Ah, shut up, man.

No.

No need to be sour, man.

- I mean, dude, you think my big D is a salvation army

for a coochie?

Uh-uh, nothing's for mahala, boy.

No matter who you are.

Bro, I don't understand

why we're speaking about your love life

when I've just fucken lost my job.

All right, we haven't paid last month's rent

or this month's rent.

Mr. G. Can come knocking at any second.

And here you are.

[Mr. G.] Talent!

Talent!

Fuck!

It's rente, Talent.

Rente.

I know you're gonna deposit.

Hey, it's time to pay today.

Maybe they are not here.

Maybe they left.

I think I'll come back later.

(door bangs)

I got keys, you stupids.

Right fellows, why are you not paying me my rent, man?

Listen Mr. G., I promise its coming.

Yeah, Christmas is coming.

My granny's birthday is coming.

Jesus is also coming when y'all two

just wanna make promises, promise this, promise that.

And y'all don't think I can smell that devil spinach?

In my flat!

- Listen Mr. G. If you can just give us until

the end of the week, I promise you, I have that.

- Every time I come here, you're coming with the stories.

If y'all don't pay my rent by tomorrow, y'all out.

Tomorrow?

I thought maybe end of the week.

Tomorrow is end of the week.

Don't test me boys, don't test me.

And if I have to come back here,

I'm gonna come back with my two bros.

Thunder and lightning, boom!

(upbeat music)

Eyeballs!

You're stupids.

I hate this guy.

(mysterious music)

(Bonolo groans)

Hey.

[Natasha] Hey, what's up?

Some dumb idiot just parked in my space.

Sorry, that's me.

You have a car?

Nope.

I just took it from the lot when the guy wasn't looking.

You mean you stole it?

No, relax.

Rich people!

Even when they're broke, they can still afford.

So anyway, you're still to find a way to contribute.

And you are still looking for a job, right?

And hijacking cars does not count.

I literally looked all over, nothing.

Okay, look, Natasha,

just take this job thing seriously, okay.

- I promise I'll have something by tomorrow.

Good.

Clean after your goddam self.

(upbeat music)

- So are you gonna tell me what this is about?

- Just trying to make my business partner happy.

- I'm asking this, is it the kind of a business deal

that you haven't told me about.

- You can say that. (singer vocalizing)

George, George, George.

What is this?

♪ You're my sweetest connection ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Oh my beauty queen ♪

♪ You're my everything ♪

♪ African woman ♪

♪ Helele ♪

♪ African lady ♪

♪ African woman ♪

♪ African lady ♪

♪ African woman ♪

♪ African lady ♪

♪ He le le ♪

♪ African woman ♪

♪ African lady ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

(upbeat hip hop music)

♪ Said I shoot one shoot to you ♪

♪ Lower your money ♪

♪ Lower your I shoot one shoot to you ♪

♪ You lower your money ♪

My nigga, look at you,

George!

(shouting and cheering)

You gotta call me King Shaka.

I know you like it.

What do you think about that music, neh?

That was, that was amazing.

Ah, yeh, cut!

- What! - Get out of here.

I cannot believe this.

- Goddam. - You're gonna

call this amazing?

What's this?

I don't need this shit.

I'll tell you what you need.

You need your day job.

Day job?

- That's what you need. - For real,

I don't need that shit.

Oh, real artist, real artist, real.

And look at this, get out of here too slay queen wanna be.

Gosh!

To like help these people!

Welcome to my crib.

That's right, man.

Be comfortable.

Yes, sir, woo, ha!

Lacey!

Woo, I love that dance.

Trust me, I do.

Have a drink, man.

Relax, George, it's been a while, good to see you.

So Jacob, the man sitting next to you, that's a legend.

He told me everything about you.

I know all your problems.

Relax, calm down, hold on, hold on,

hold on, relax, relax.

I've helped everybody.

Eric Bennet, Steve Hofmeyr, the list is endless.

Two seconds, two seconds, that could be one of my clients.

Charlie, Charlie.

What?

Rehab?

Hold on, I have to call you back.

Prince Charles is in rehab?

Charlie Sheen.

Gosh, woo-hoo, listen to me, man.

Let's say everybody once in their lifetime,

have to reignite their passion.

Ah, some more than others.

Yes.

Woo!

[Jacob] How?

(Andrew claps) (fast-paced music)

- This is the chapter that went missing in the Bible.

Oh!

Yes!

Oh, woo!

Oh, ha, woo!

[Andrew] Jacob.

Hallelujah.

Yes!

(slow dramatic music) (phone vibrates)

(dramatic music)

- So I have decided Milan is my favorite place in the world.

I wanna go back next month.

Do you wanna come?

Just keep them coming hey.

Mich?

Hello?

What's eating you?

Because I know it's not Jacob.

(groans)

What is wrong with that man?

I mean just last night, okay,

I tried to give him a handjob.

- Did you know the double clutch, like that shake weight?

It didn't even get to that.

Joking.

- I swear my friend, my cookie is dying a slow death.

- Uh-uh, a grown-ass woman from punani dehydration in 2018?

Forget about it.

Do you know what your problem is?

You seem to think that Jacob is your only option.

I'm not having an affair.

An affair?

Who said anything about having an affair?

I'm talking about random nights with random young men.

It's a new thing going around.

Cardi C. calls it, you know, "breaking the nut".

Well, fuck Cardi C.

Look around you, sweetheart.

This is real life.

I know this is real life

and these things are happening right under your nose.

Juliet Thomas!

I'm having the best sex of my life

while having the best marriage ever.

Think about it.

A happy wife is a happy marriage.

And then you don't have to break his heart.

Mich, the cheating's not for you.

It's for him.

It's what every good wife would do.

- So you want a small chicken salad and a diet Coke?

Correct.

And for you, full portion of ribs

and mashed potato?

Correct.

Are you sure?

Like are you sure, sure,

because I think your friend is onto something here

with the small diet Coke.

Excuse me?

Oh, hey, aren't you the new girl?

Yes, I am.

You're fired.

What?

[Elevator Voiceover] Door opening.

- Yeah listen, I really need this job right now.

So whatever you can,

- I think it would be great. - Door closing.

Yes, please on this number.

Okay.

Bye.

You, you!

You!

You, you owe me.

I don't owe you shit.

You got me fired.

You got yourself fired.

How do you get yourself fired?

- How do you leave keys in a 2 million rand car?

(phone rings)

That's beside the point, all right.

I've got bills to pay, all right.

My fridge is empty.

My landlord is on my case five times a week.

I've got rent to pay.

I've got black tax to pay

and you're really, really cute so it's making me

that much more hard to do this.

Damn!

You hungry?

- I am. - Door open.

[Waitron] A bottle of (indistinct) Rose.

Thank you.

[Waitron] There sir, there you go.

Enjoy your champagne.

(playful music)

(people chattering)

I mean, you've got this, right?

I thought you did.

[Talent] Thought you were taking me out.

Take you out?

You're the guy, you're supposed to pay.

You're the one who's supposed to pay.

You're the one who suggested the lunch in the first place.

Why would I do that?

- Maybe to make up for that little stunt you pulled,

remember the one that got me fired?

It's one stupid car in the whole lot.

They have insurance.

What the fuck's that supposed to mean?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

Take a damn good look at me.

- Yeah, I'm looking and all I see is a dishwasher.

Just like you.

And maybe keeping bills of what you do.

- Can you forget about the stupid little bill?

- Stupid little bill, it was a whole car, you're insane.

Don't call me crazy.

That's all you do.

Shush, this is not the (indistinct)

Ow, ow, do you see what you did?

Let me see.

That's not too bad.

It's fine.

(gentle music)

Hey!

Get to working.

(chuckles)

(vibrant music)

- Yeah, and that's how I got the name Talent.

Lovely story.

You know, you Zimbabweans are just something else.

I dunno about you guys.

Sorry, what?

What?

Listen, I'm not Zimbabwean.

You're not?

No.

- I'm so sorry, it makes it so much difference now.

Yeah.

What's that?

Oh, this?

This, uh it's a lucky charm of sorts.

It's nice.

Yeah, thanks.

It hasn't been working as of late.

Maybe you should give it time.

Are you serious?

(laughing)

So you enjoy washing dishes?

Bra!

But they still look fine.

No.

Listen, so am I gonna see you again?

Give me your phone.

Why?

Just give it.

(phone keytones beeping)

Thank you.

(lips smacking)

So, so is that a yes?

(upbeat music)

(coughing)

I had the most amazing night today, bro.

Oh my goodness!

(Katlego coughing)

What's wrong, man?

[Man] Thank you very much.

Goodnight.

Hey boy, I was with some cougar today.

Crazy woman.

She took me to her place,

made me jump into her freezing pool.

So I think I've got a flu coming, boy.

[Talent] Oh, no.

Yeah, eish.

Oh, you're still awake?

Hi.

I didn't see your car outside.

- Oh yeah, Jacob's dealership must have taken it.

So was that your man?

Something like that.

What do you mean?

You guys kissed and he gave you a whole stack of money.

(speaking in foreign language)

OMG is that your boss?

Dude, she's absolutely amazing though.

She, she, I can't even explain it.

No, that definitely was not my boss.

That was my client.

Oh!

Oh.

Nigga, did I hit that?

(scoffs)

- Did you hit that? - You're tricking me.

Did you hit that?

Argh, whatever.

(playful music)

(gasps)

Mrs. Zulu.

- Faith, how many times do I have to tell you that

when we in the office, you refer to me as Ms. Shell.

[Faith] Sorry, Ms. Michelle.

This is Daniel, our new intern.

My pleasure, Michelle.

I'm such a great, great, great, great admirer of your work

I mean you're too inspirational and a shining example

for women everywhere.

Come on in, Daniel.

I'll show you around.

This is Daniel, our new intern.

Right, Daniel here.

Easy.

Nice meeting you, Easy.

You're welcome.

Daniel, our new intern.

Okay, Jules, Jules, Jules, Jules.

- Okay then George, we'll take the papers to legal, right?

Cool.

Jacob?

Yeah.

How was last night?

Wow, George.

They made me feel really young.

I mean, it was amazing.

I knew you'd love it.

And I'd move on with the papers

with the Woos and the Guptas

while it's still fresh in their memories.

Okay, cool.

Hey, have you dealt with Natasha, yet?

She won't answer my calls.

- Dude, I hope she hasn't been kidnapped or something.

She's fine.

I'm tracking her phone.

She still uses the same stores.

Don't worry about that.

I'll deal with this later.

I know that eventually she will come back and apologize

and realize that I'm her father and respect me.

I love it when they call me big papa.

George, that's weird.

Papers.

Come on P., this is your gig anyway.

Heck, I don't know these guys.

They slid into your DMs not mine.

They could be fucken psychos, you know that, right?

What about Fifi?

No, I can't take Fifi because Fifi is now Fidel.

Yeah, she went through with the sex change.

Okay, so now like how the hell am I supposed to find someone

at such short notice?

♪ Through the thunder, pow, pow ♪

♪ Lightning and the thunder, pow ♪

♪ Thunder ♪

Okay, send me the address.

You want me to what?

Like girl, come on, please.

Like I swear, it's gonna be so much fun.

And I promise you, you don't have to do anything

that you don't wanna do.

What if I don't wanna party?

- Oh, come on, Natasha, I really need to get to this party.

You can just hang out.

And I mean P. was guaranteed a couple of grand

just for just being there.

For real?

(upbeat music)

How old are these people?

Oh, girl just relax.

- Look at how they're looking at me like a piece of meat?

- Girl, you need to chill, okay, it's just more fun.

Ha, now!

How in this whole world can two beautiful ladies like you

be standing here all alone?

(burps)

Just be nice, okay.

Just be nice, where are you going?

Just be nice.

Bonolo!

Bye.

Now you're alone.

How are you?

Fine.

Now tell me, what do you do?

Whatever the fuck I want.

Oh, really now?

Yes, really.

- So would a lady like you do what you want to do with me?

Yuck!

No, thank you.

Oh, you throw up on my way over here.

I'm sure you did.

You are excused.

I'm also here because I like to party.

So am I baby girl, so am I.

I just wanna party privately, that's all.

Okay, but no funny business.

Well, I'll let my money do the talking.

(upbeat music) (singing in foreign language)

Wow.

(singing in foreign language)

Let's party!

(groaning) (lips smacking)

Okay.

Wouldn't, wouldn't you at least want some foreplay?

Oh, foreplay, right?

Yeah.

I like the way you think, baby.

Foreplay, I love foreplay, come here and the money.

(upbeat house music) (singing in foreign language)

Well, I've always wanted to come here.

Obviously, with like my partner and not at alone.

And now that I have you, I can take you here.

The place is really extra lovely.

- Hm-mh, they've got great taste.

Thank you.

Thanks, man.

Can we get champagne, please.

Thanks.

So are we washing dishes again?

What's going on?

I don't know, you tell me.

I'm kidding.

Kidding, babe. (laughs)

Don't worry, I've got this.

You've got this?

What's that supposed to mean?

It means I have to bill, I'll pay.

Oh, you'll pay.

So what?

So you just assume that I don't have any?

I have, that's not what I mean.

Okay, I just wanted to take you out, that's all.

- According to you, the woman doesn't pay, the man does.

- I know what I said, babe, but it's 2019, okay.

So hush up and let me show you how much I appreciate you.

- Dude, have you seen the prices on this menu?

Relax, Talent.

Look at me.

I want a nice evening where I get to spoil you.

Can I do that?

Okay, okay.

(lips smacking)

I miss you, babes.

It's so nice.

- Wallace, second truck, put it in the second truck.

Make sure you don't damage it.

I need more boxes coming out.

You can't be taking one box at a time.

Mr. G., Mr. G., Mr. G.

It's Mr. Govender.

- Listen. - And I warned you, Talent.

I warned you and you didn't wanna listen,

- I warned you. - Listen, listen.

Can't we just agree on,

you know, what we had agreed on,

one week things, please, please.

- Hey, I gave you until the end of the week.

Dude, get move, move, move, move.

Come on, come on, come on, come on,

y'all go inside boys, there the boxes that I gave you.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, what's today?

- Listen. - Friday.

(speaking in foreign language)

Come on, move, move, move, move, move, move.

Move, move, move, move, move, move.

Wait, wait, wait, what's going on?

That's my couch.

No!

So what are you gonna do?

So look, I have a client tonight, okay

and now I can't do it any more

because I'm not feeling well.

It was gonna solve all of this.

(indistinct)

Hey, maybe you can.

Yeah.

- What do you mean? - Yeah.

Listen, Tee, it only make sense.

Do you want your stuff back or not?

Dinner is done, bill comes, what do you do, hm?

Well, I pick it up.

You don't do that, yet.

Ooh, baby.

Come here, mama.

I love this tease.

- Tease? (sexy music)

You missed a spot.

My girl left me.

I don't know what to do.

Like I've tried everything I could to make her happy.

I bought her flowers.

I took her out on dates every week.

Talent, tell me.

When you need a ride, what do you do?

(exhales)

Call a cab.

Stop it!

So last time I bought her flowers,

she says she prefers the white roses

and I got her red roses.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

We've still got an hour.

Who goes in first?

Boys before whores.

Ah, excellent.

The first rule of a Ben 10,

Never catch feelings.

That's rule number one.

(head smacking)

Concentrate.

Hello?

(car engine roars)

Hello?

(gentle music)

(heel thudding)

Oh!

I see someone has started without me.

- And apparently I'm very good at starting things.

(door slide whooshing)

It would seem so.

I couldn't see your resume.

My resume?

Come on, Katlego.

I hear you're a man of many talents

I'm here through a referral.

It is Katlego, isn't it?

Katlego, yes.

And you are?

- I'm the woman, you will be satisfying tonight.

What's your rate?

Oh, straight to business.

Well, I was thinking 8,000.

An hour?

For the first two hours.

I'll tell you what, let's make it 8,000

for the whole night.

- Not ideal, but since it's your first time

then, you know, why not?

Shall we?

Oh, oh, oh.

Woo-hoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whose my daddy?

Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yes.

(groans) (moaning)

Woo!

(moaning and groaning)

Magents.

(speaking Zulu)

Hey, happy birthday and love the hair.

On fleek!

Talent!

(knocking) (clicks)

Talent!

(footsteps thudding)

It's me.

You know I should have done with this.

Very minimalist.

Right.

Now I'm gonna have to charge up an extra day,

because you're staying an extra day

and y'all didn't pay.

In fact, you didn't even pay me my rent.

So y'all either need to khokha or get kicked out.

What's it gonna be?

I hate you.

Aw wa.

Oh, Talent.

And it's all here.

Very impressed boys.

Lovely doing business with you'll.

Hey what about our furniture?

All right, your furniture is in storage.

Um, I didn't bring the keys for your storage locker,

why y'all don't come and see me next week Tuesday?

Huh?

Come see me, I'll have your stuff next week Tuesday.

Smoking drugs but you can't even pay your bloody rent.

Such idiots.

How did it go?

How do you feel?

Strange, man.

Strange, what do you mean strange?

- It's like it felt like it was me but it wasn't, you know.

And the fact that she was calling me Katlego

didn't make it any better.

It made it worse.

You need to relax.

You now know the game, that's how it goes.

You got the money.

(speaking in foreign language) and relax, okay?

Yeah, it's not a bad idea.

Yeah.

[Natasha] Hi Talent.

Hey, baby girl.

What you doing tonight?

[Natasha] Argh, my friend has this thing

that I have to go to, sorry.

Right, so maybe later?

- [Natasha] Yeah, yeah, I'd like to see you later.

Bye.

Mwah!

Mwah!

Ey, you're so, so whipped.

(fast-paced music)

(crowd chattering)

Jacob, Jacob, welcome.

Where's George?

George is in Dubai for business

Business in Dubai? (laughing)

To another great partnership. (glasses tinkling)

- Oh, thank you, thank you. - Drink to that?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

I have something special for you.

This, this have a look.

Woo!

Enjoy yourself. (laughs)

Mr. Woo.

Woo!

Ow, oh hello, nana.

(upbeat music)

Woo!

(fast-paced music)

(moaning) (vibrating)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, okay. (moans)

(sighs)

(upbeat music)

I hate lying to my boyfriend.

Guys do that all the time.

Not Talent, he's not like the others.

Oh so what is this?

I thought we were gong to a party

not a damn concert.

Oh, look who's picky now.

I think she's starting to like this life.

- Yeah. (upbeat music)

So we just guess who is who?

No, if they pick you they pick you.

Woohoo, look who just got lucky.

(sultry sexy music) (singer vocalizing)

Daddy!

Natasha?

(ominous music) (running footsteps thudding)

(upbeat music)

- Come, guys, get the drinks, get the drinks.

Let's party. (intense music)

Why are you so shocked?

I don't know, Dad.

You know, cutting you off doesn't mean

that I don't care about you.

It also means that you don't have to go out.

But you aren't there.

Not really anyway.

I feel it.

Mom feels it.

Now we know why.

Why do you do this, Dad?

Is this for fun?

Because mum is not fun?

See, I would be lying if I said yes.

It would be very easy for me to do that.

It's not your mum and it's definitely not you.

Like home is not fun anymore.

And I did what every coward would do,

went out there looking for something.

We almost saw each other naked.

I know.

That's fucked up.

(running couple yelling and laughing)

Natasha, may I please be the one that tells your mother

about this when I'm ready?

Your funeral.

My boyfriend's gonna kill me.

You have a boyfriend?

We'd like to meet him.

Maybe even invite him over for dinner.

(slow music)

(Jacob singing in Zulu)

(all speaking SeSotho)

Tonight I want you to cook up a storm.

(speaking SeSotho)

Because I'm going to be with my family

(speaking SeSotho) one extra plate.

(all speaking SeSotho)

It's just family, you know,

family together, eating together.

(all speaking SeSotho)

(Jacob speaks SeSotho) babalaz serious right now.

(speaking SeSotho)

I promise you, after dinner tonight,

everything is going to be different.

Everything is going to be nice.

Ntate! (speaking SeSotho)

(Jacob singing in foreign language)

(all speaking in foreign language)

- Listen, why don't you just bring them all together

and get them to talk?

(Lulu laughs)

(Felicia speaking in foreign language)

This is the reason why we don't call you

to our gossip sessions.

Why do you always have to act like a white girl?

Listen!

I'm a maid just like you and just like you

and just like you.

Lindsey, Lindsey, this is not about you.

(speaking SeSotho)

(Felicia speaking Zulu)

Felicia!

Felicia, (speaking Zulu)

(Lulu speaks SeSotho)

Babe.

Yeah.

Don't worry, it's only my dad.

- It's just that you have told me your dad is this monster

and you know I just...

Babe, you need to relax.

- Okay. - Okay?

All right, all right, all right.

Come here.

(lips smacking)

Forget everything I told you.

Just enjoy.

Right, will say you look beautiful.

Thank you.

(upbeat music)

Hola, hey, pretty girl.

- Ausi Ma-Lerato. - Hello, sir.

- Hello, nana. - My man!

How are you doing?

Very well, how are you?

- Thank you. - Good, good.

Dad.

Yes.

This is Talent.

Talent, this is my dad.

Very nice to meet you, Mr. Zulu.

I've heard so much about you.

Only good things, I hope?

- Only good things, sir. - Only good things. (laughs)

You can call me Jacob.

All right, thank you.

- Ma-Lerato, please get us some cocktails, huh.

- Okay. - Beautiful.

Let's go this way, this way.

Everybody come.

Dad, you have a very beautiful house.

(indistinct)

Very, very beautiful house

- Thank you very much, thank you very much.

You said your name is Talent?

Yes, it is.

Are you from Zimbabwe?

No, in actual fact the name Exceptional

was already taken.

(laughing)

Oh, this is my queen.

Hi.

- Hi everyone, I didn't realize we had a visitor?

Yes.

Mum, this is Talent.

Talent, this is my mum, Michelle.

Nice to meet you, young man.

Are you from around here?

Oh, cocktails!

- Brilliant. - Wonderful.

Wonderful!

[Jacob] Here we go.

- [Michelle] Talent, has my daughter shown you around?

No.

[Michelle] How rude of you, Natasha.

[Jacob] How rude!

Come with me.

(speaking in foreign language)

She won't bite.

Show him around.

Brilliance.

♪ Bad news, bad news ♪

So the statue that you see here was shipped from Milan.

But that's not the point.

Are you gonna tell me what the hell is going on?

- How was I supposed to know Natasha is your daughter?

Does my daughter know what you do?

What I do?

Listen, what I did is not what I do.

All I did was a one-time thing and clearly never again.

- So you're trying to tell me that she knows

how good you are with your hands?

Please, okay.

Natasha can't find out about this.

What makes you think I won't tell her?

Please.

- What are you going to do to keep my mouth shut?

- Listen, I'm hoping you can do that all by yourself.

- Oh, it's very unfortunate because keeping my mouth shut

isn't my favorite pastime.

Listen, like I can't do that.

Okay, I can't do that.

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with me?

You fucked me in a hotel room, remember?

Your girlfriend's mother.

And you're asking me what is wrong with me?

But I'll show you what's wrong with me.

(intense suspenseful music)

(Ausi Ma-Lerato sighs)

So what do you do for fun, Talent?

For fun?

Nothing in specific.

I'm still looking for another job since my last one.

Ah, and it will be over soon.

I'll get you something.

Yeah, (laughs) soon enough,

you'll be back into the swing of things.

Yeah.

(creepy music)

(suspenseful music)

(bottle tinkling)

Oh, I'm so glad to have you all here.

I'm glad you could make it.

Erm, now let me put this dinner into context.

So it is a symbol of willingness

for us to work things out and make this family great again.

(laughing)

And that makes me very happy.

You know what?

I, I want to promise to treat you better.

I want to promise you that I'm going to be a better husband.

The husband you've always wanted.

And to my pride and joy.

I wanted a child that I would be proud of

and everybody else

would be proud of. (Ausi Ma-Lerato choking)

Ausi Ma-Lerato, Ausi Ma-Lerato (speaking SeSotho)

(all speaking in foreign language)

You're choking, fun, go vomit it or something

- but please. - Please?

Please, please and thank you, (speaking Zulu)

Once upon a time

(all speaking in foreign language)

- Hey wena, we're trying to have a decent dinner.

(speaking Zulu)

- Ma-Lerato, you do not talk to my wife like that.

(all speaking in foreign language)

What?

(all speaking in foreign language)

Who is who?

Who is who?

- Listen here-

What are you talking about?

I'm saying keep quiet,

you don't know what you're talking about.

- (speaking SeSotho) - Michelle!

It only happened once.

What happened once?

- It meant nothing, it just-

I welcome you into my house.

I'm trying to explain to you

- what happened. - Let me explain.

You come to my house,

- I give you respect. - Listen, listen, listen.

And you come and disrespect me.

- With my mother! - You come to my house

who the fuck do you think you are?

Get out!

Get out of my house!

(everyone shouting)

I'm telling you, if you come to my house...

(screaming)

(tinkling)

[Michelle] Stop it, stop it!

- What is this? What is that?

[Natasha] Dad!

- It's Talent's watch. - What is that?

What the hell did you do?

Talent?

Mum?

(dramatic banging)

(speaking in foreign language)

[Young Jacob] I want you to have it.

(both speaking SeSotho)

Talent.

(speaking in foreign language)

What happened to that watch

that I gave you all those years ago?

- Oh, wow! (laughing)

(speaking SeSotho)

Are you talking about the watch

that was supposed to bring us back together?

(Jacob speaks SeSotho)

Because Jacob (speaking SeSotho) lesbian.

I'm a carpet muncher.

What?

Ha!

How?

(speaking in foreign language)

- And is it, it was not because of me, right?

(Amanda laughs)

Jacob!

(laughs and claps)

(speaking SeSotho)

Oh my goodness, but that was 30 years ago.

Tell me about the watch.

(speaking SeSotho)

Okay?

Talent.

Wow!

Yeah.

That's like the closest I'll ever get you to having a child.

Wow!

(vibey upbeat music)

(singing in foreign language)

♪ You don't borrow my money ♪

♪ You don't borrow my ego ♪

♪ And let small, small girl chop it, mh ♪

♪ You don't say you want be blesser ♪

♪ Now bless me o ♪

♪ Bless me with that my Naira ♪

♪ You are not even ashamed ♪

♪ You're getting facts ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Come, come now oga, come on oga o ♪

♪ This a is serious matter ♪

♪ Give me the aircon now ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money ♪

♪ Bring me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Bring me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

♪ Pay back the money oga ♪

♪ Give me the naira ♪

(singer vocalizing)

(singing in foreign language)

♪ I'm waiting for you ♪

♪ Even me ♪

♪ I have the banking details are waiting for you ♪

♪ Transfer the thing now I don't want no story ♪

♪ Ehe, pay back the money ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ I'm waiting here for the money ♪

♪ Even me ♪

♪ I guess banking details is ready for you ♪

♪ Transfer the thing now, yah ♪

♪ I don't want your story ♪

(singing in foreign language)

♪ Bring back the money now ♪