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Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Strip me naked.

I've developed feelings for Alli massively over these six weeks.

Huh?

You know, I thought it was one kiss on the first night.

Now I feel like the biggest asshole.

Being with Dani is something special.

I'm definitely afraid to fall in love.

Mm.

The group would like to have a lunch picnic set up for them.

They would like to have a women's empowerment dinner.

Tatas for Trump.

-Yeah! -Woo!

Sydney, I wondered if you wanted to write a song and sing it.

I grew up singing, I'm classically trained.

I could play the guitar.

Well, we're happy to help you write it.

How many courses have you got?

Three.

She said it was gonna be five.

Natasha has done this so much,

and it ----ing is pissing me off,

because I get the brunt of it.

-I'm still hungry. -I am, too.

I hate seeing everything covered, and it's already sunny.

-Yeah. -It's been sunny for 15 minutes.

The crew are not on their A game,

especially after the crash.

-I'll take rosé, please. -Where is the rosé?

-Dani? -I found more rosé.

You shouldn't say you found more,

because that acts like we're surprised.

You should say, "I've got more rosé coming in now."

How soon is that food ready?

Oh, my God, we're coming!

You guys got two minutes to get in the tender.

I'm really starting to lose my patience.

We're dropping the ball way too much.

Dani, what are we... we don't have any more rosé?

Very soon we'll have the rosé, sorry about that.

Natasha, let's go, let's go.

-Got it? -Do you need anything else?

-You pack utensils? -No, well, I didn't.

Is Natasha coming?

Natasha, Natasha, what's happening now?

-Copy. -I'm coming!

I'm really frustrated with the crew.

All right, we're ready, where's Tasha?

We've got a charter and a half to get through,

and we just seem to be falling apart.

-Okay? -Okay.

Okay.

Such ----ing bullsh--.

I might just go as fast as I can

and try and get the boat up on the beach.

Ramp it.

I didn't have any wine.

-Exactly, like... -I don't have any wine either.

Okay.

I'm gonna lead the way in our eating.

I look like I'm running around trying to pick up the pieces.

Like, why are you asking me for glasses

at two minutes to 3:00, when lunch is at 3:00?

I just hate it because it makes me look sh--.

Where the are we putting this?

-Oh, my God. -Grr.

Some Caprese salad.

So, what we have here is grilled chicken salad

with satay dressing and sliced tomatoes and rocket.

Wow.

I'm ready to devour everything.

-Yum, try it. -This is so yum.

-The beets are delicious. -Yeah.

She really outdid herself.

-Holy hell. -Yes, girl.

-How's it going there? -Good.

Yeah? They seem happy?

-They seem... -Well, I can see from the bow.

The guests seem very happy, yeah.

Looks like a really nice setup.

-It's a great setup. -Cool, I'm glad.

So, we're gonna do a validation that starts our day off

in blessing and happiness and gratitude.

I admire you in so many ways.

You're very honest... to a fault.

Yes.

Okay. Good.

I hate this, it's so awkward.

It feels so wrong and weird.

I feel sad.

I just really admire your independence

and your confidence and your power to charm new people.

Thank you.

Erica, you just create a presence

when you walk into a room.

When you're, like it, I don't care,

that's my favorite version of you.

I have so much fun, I feel like I don't laugh

as much with anyone besides you.

-Keeley. -Yeah.

You take in people, you make them feel welcome,

and you shine like a star.

I just think you're, like, the cutest girl in the world.

Oh, my God, we're having so much fun.

Mandolin, you have so much, like, potential.

Thank you.

Would you mind going to refresh the cabins,

starting with the master?

Oh!

Sorry.

We have the best chef ever.

Sydney, do you think we'll head back soon?

Yeah, for sure, we're gonna send you guys back to the yacht.

Because I'm inebriated.

Gary, Gary, Sydney.

You guys wanna come grab the guests and Natasha,

and then Dani and I can start breaking down?

Copy, yeah, JL's on his way.

how long were they there for?

I will see you guys back on the yacht.

Okay, perfect.

I'm gonna bust my ass on these rocks!

I don't know why I'm doing this in wedges... again.

Yeah!

This is why I don't day drink.

Let me tell you something.

Daisy, they're on their way back.

Can you greet them there and just say,

-"How was it," you know? -Yeah, okay.

I chugged my wine, don't even talk to me.

Shove it in there.

-Shove it in... ah! -Ah!

Oh!

Can I jump out?

Wow, that's...

Don't ----ing compete against me!

Come here, ya little shorty! Come here!

How was the beach?

Good.

We're a little bit more drunk than when we left.

-Oh, are you? -She is!

Oh, that's good.

Look at us go. You girls could work on deck.

No.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, it's the women... your women's dinner.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Okay. Like, we would need cards.

Yeah

-Yeah. -Because, like, yeah.

But we're trying to do it on the low-key, but yeah.

Oh.

For sure, yeah.

Aw!

We'll get up the anchor and go sailing for an hour or two.

There we go.

Ooh, look at JL. Boy, you use your muscles.

Oh, my God, Jess.

- I can't! -Do you need help?

-Yes, I think I do. ----ing hell.

Ah!

-Okay. -All right!

All right.

We fit all this sh-- in the tender.

I told you it fits.

Woo!

-We're back! -There ya go.

Man, look at all those goats, bro.

Colin, can you fire up?

Yeah, copy that.

Short stay, 10:00.

Stern door closed, stern door closed.

What time would you like dinner?

Anchor is home, anchor is home.

Copy that, thanks, mate.

We might as well start putting sails up, eh?

-Oh, you got that? -Mm-hmm.

Okay, going up.

And...

Hold there.

Let's go, main.

Whoa!

We'll sail a little bit fat until we get the gennie out,

and then we'll harden up.

Okay.

Okay, let's start veering away.

-You can start veering away. -Roger.

Ah! Ah!

Ah [bleep]!

Help me, God!

I'm literally glued to the wall.

Ah... the whole ----ing galley's falling apart.

What's up?

Oh, yes.

I can take care of the crew dinner.

What, you think we can cook like this?

I don't think we can cook like this.

Seems a bit dangerous.

I'm so sick of cooking while sailing.

Oh [bleep]!

I'm just, like, no.

You're pulling height and you're doing seven.

-That's not bad, eh? -Not bad at all.

I think you guys are having fun.

Are you guys in the room so I could finish this call?

I'm trying to take a ----ing call.

----ing rude.

I'm trying to work down there, like, move.

We can't get in our room!

Guys!

So, this is sailing.

Does it usually stay to one side or the other?

Always, normally.

Oh, okay.

Ow!

Get in there, girl, show us what you got.

This is intense AF.

I feel like I'm defying gravity.

Oh, I know.

No, it wasn't me at all.

Who, us?

Yeah, I think we're just having fun.

Are you finished prepping?

Okay, we need to come a little bit to starboard,

so turn the wheel that way a little bit, yeah.

Hi.

Let's enjoy your last evening.

-Yeah. -Enjoy the sailing.

We have a feminism empowerment party.

Exactly...

I will give it my best effort, ladies.

There we go.

Coming up...

I'm so hungry!

Is there some dinner?

Not yet.

The galley really seems to be falling apart.

We wanna eat!

Okay, coming down, both of them.

-I'll see you guys at dinner. -I'll see you at dinner.

Bit more forward, Cap.

How's that?

Main up.

If mermaids could talk, that's how they would sound.

That's exactly what I was saying.

Hold.

I am starving, I didn't even have lunch.

-Hi, Chef. -Hey.

But I cannot finish cook everything at the same time.

Natasha's not managing her time properly.

I don't know what's going on, but I'm happy to help.

I've got a bit of free time right now,

so that's what needs to take priority at this moment.

Mm, maybe a little bit.

[bleep]'s sakes.

What time are you going on break?

I've had my break.

It seems like there's drama between Gary and Alli...

Huh.

So, the table, yeah, I've just thought of

an inspiring quote from,

like, eight different empowering women.

Mm-hmm.

I'm just gonna put the quotes, like, on each place.

I think that's enough, though.

That's enough, yeah.

I feel like women have the tendency

to put other women down, and I absolutely hate that.

I think I'd rather sit, like, in-between,

like, you and Jennifer.

It's a problem.

Where's your tongs and stuff?

Ugh, we need to hurry up.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

-Oh. -Go ahead.

Hey, mate, if you wanna come, we're gonna anchor soon.

Copy.

Alli, can you get into your blacks

and help set dinner, please?

Copy that.

Oh, my God.

I feel really cool.

I want Jess to keep drinking.

Drop right now.

That's main engine off, main engine off.

Copy.

That's a nice one.

Anne Frank's "How wonderful it is that nobody needs to wait

a single moment before starting to improve the world."

Yeah.

I really like them all.

They actually made me feel kinda warm inside.

That never happens.

Is there some dinner for crew?

Not yet, we were sailing.

So, what's the... what's the plan?

We have to cook, I'm gonna go faster now.

Okay, cool. Thanks.

I am so ----ed right now.

I'm just going to jump in the ocean

and ----ing sink myself, ah!

I'm so hungry!

I need to eat, I'm bigger than you.

Ugh.

The galley really seems to be falling apart this charter.

And now I have hungry crew and hungry guests.

It's a ----ing nightmare.

You angry at me?

No, I'm not angry, gimme fast.

-Who are you angry at? -I can't waste time, Colin!

Who are you angry at?

That's good... Keeley, what do you think?

I mean, I've been on the end.

Hi, girl, what are you doing?

Oh, we have places today.

Yeah, we're planning our primary's dinner,

so you don't have to be here right now.

I'm just having Keeley help, because she's an event planner.

Wait, I'm... Okay.

So you can wait, because it's not ready yet.

Okay.

So, you can go wait with Jennifer in there, okay? Thanks.

How can you talk about a women's empowerment dinner

and then drag each other down like this?

It's hard to watch.

I swear to God, I've been dealing with this

since the first day I got here.

This is just ----ing unreal.

You're going home soon,

and you'll be able to be in your safe space.

me.

-I'm hungry. -It's 8:30, we wanna eat!

Pasta, Glenn.

Pasta? Thanks, mate.

[bleep], I'm ----ed.

Soon people are ready to be seated.

I'm hungry, I--

Alli, will you gather everyone soon?

Sure.

-Did you make this, dude? -Tasha did, I just mixed it.

God, finally.

Dani, you can start turn-downs.

Yeah.

You guys all have the same cards?

-Mine says... -Oh, that's cool.

"Do what you feel in your heart is right..."

It's women... it's women... it's women stuff.

"...for you'll be criticized anyway."

That's cool.

All the guests are at the table.

Oh, my gosh.

Bianca...

"Cheers to strong women,

may we be them, may we know them, may we raise them."

-Yes, cheers! -Cheers!

Cheers... what a perfect cheer.

That was gorgeous.

Yeah, and that was perfect. I love that!

How many minutes?

Oh, you ready?

Yeah, yeah, they're hungry.

Okay, Daisy, I'm ready for you.

me.

Natasha, we really need to do crew food earlier, because...

I could not do crew food earlier.

Okay.

We were sailing, there is no way I could have done it.

Finally!

Tonight you have a scampi from Croatia cooked in...

and zucchini marinated in olive oil, and enjoy.

Thank you!

-You're welcome. -Yay!

I think we should just eat it like this.

I know, I'm like, should I just take it off...

We could.

-Mm! -I could.

Today's the first day I've had bread in, like, a year.

Wow, we should celebrate that tonight.

That's such an accomplishment, girl.

Let's celebrate Bianca eating bread.

It really is, to eat bread, wow.

You should have seen how many times

they changed who's sitting next to who.

Wow.

I don't even know what to do.

There's no sense of urgency.

That's bullsh-- not putting in crew.

She's like, "Oh, we were sailing."

You couldn't cook the pasta?

So ----ing pissed.

I'm just so ----ing over it.

I tried to let her do her own thing,

and it's still not working.

I don't know how to make this better,

because I'm either gonna get screamed at by her,

or we're gonna get another sh-- tip.

One more charter and then you don't have

to worry about this problem ever again.

Thank God.

Why are we getting crew food at 8:30, during dinner service?

What was she doing between 3:00 and 9:00?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm winding myself up.

You are, Daisy, that's the problem.

I'm just... I'm really...

but that really upset me.

I'm stressing out.

I'm fine, I just needed to vent.

I'm just gonna drink my drink till I pass out.

That was incredibly good, I have to be honest.

That sauce was amazing.

Yeah.

We should go all the way through.

They're all...

they're, like, toasting to, like, each other right now.

The starters are cleared.

Jennifer, medium-rare; Bianca, Mandy...

Jennifer...

I just love that tonight is just all about

celebrating each one of us.

Should I take two up behind you?

Yes, that would be great.

Cindi and Erica.

Ooh, here comes food, guys.

Thank you, good God.

Hey, girls.

So, you all have steak cooked with apple poached in red wine,

with some cinnamon.

Thank you!

We have mashed potatoes and zucchini.

-Mm! -Yay!

-So, enjoy. -It's so good, thank you.

We're all women who love to eat.

Anybody want mash?

Wow.

These mashed potatoes are delicious.

Everything has been, like, oh, my God.

Are we doing this?

Yeah, you wanna practice in a minute?

----ing yeah, I don't wanna go out there cold turkey.

I didn't think my musical debut

would be about pussy power, but I'm here for it.

Okay.

Are you okay?

Bianca, I feel like out of respect,

unless we have to go to the bathroom,

we think that we should all, like, stay for the performance.

Yeah.

♪ Drinking rosé all day, ♪

♪ Making sure they get their way ♪

♪ Making sure they get their way ♪

One... that line makes it really...

I think we can go with the dessert whenever you're ready.

I wouldn't care if they weren't, like,

trying to do a performance.

I just need a little bit of time.

If you don't want to attend the performance, that's fine.

No, no, no, I'm gonna tell--

But I'm not gonna hold them up over you.

Oh, okay, no problem.

-Yay! -Woo!

Thank you.

Natasha this evening has made you a yogurt cake

with caramel and cherry compote.

It's really good. Yeah.

-Ooh! -We're so excited!

So, Colin and I wrote this song for you guys.

-Ah! -It's about empowering women,

and how much we appreciate all you guys.

Oh, my gosh!

And it's kind of a little toast to y'all, so...

Yay!

-I hope you enjoy it. -This is so cute.

♪ We're sailing on Parsifal III ♪

♪ With our great... ♪

♪ And five of their closest pals, all powerful gals ♪

♪ Drinking rosé all day ♪

Yes!

♪ Making sure they get their way ♪

♪ Winning in every way ♪

♪ So here's to you, my friends ♪

♪ We would like to make a toast ♪

♪ It's been a blast being your hosts ♪

♪ From the Parsifal gang ♪

♪ Let's end this trip with a bang ♪

Yay!

Woo!

Yes, that's so cute!

-I'm almost crying. -I know!

This charter has been such a ----ing sh---show,

but I really appreciate Sydney and Colin's song.

Thank God something's going right today.

Woo!

All right, cheers!

Enjoy the rest of your evening.

Thank you!

That's gonna be a hit, right there.

That's gonna be a hit.

Pussy power! Power to the puss!

Oh, I just wanna say thank you both so much.

Honestly, that was really, really good,

and I really appreciate it.

Hopefully they'll have something else

to talk about for a few minutes.

Ew, who farted?

It honestly wasn't me.

-It wasn't me! -Whoa!

Who was it?

-Oh, my God, it smells-- -It's a really bad one.

I ----ing hate washing dishes.

She nailed us!

They totally did.

They did, they were like, oh!

We do like to get our way.

I know, and we drink rosé all day.

-Yeah. -We're a silly bunch of bitches.

I can't believe you're doing dishes.

Thanks.

Do you wanna go to bed?

Yeah, let's go.

I'm gonna get a little bit more wine.

I don't often get my heart broken,

because I don't like dealing with it, I guess.

So, that's why I make sure it never happens.

Hey, quit it, Gary, leave it.

I'm a bit heartbroken now, I must say.

I'm more in a regretful mind.

I don't mean to ditch you,

but I'd better just check on the guests.

Okay.

I mean, I didn't think it was gonna go like this.

What's up?

So, I need... can I have the lighter...

Your advice/opinion.

What the is going on on the boat?

Like, no sense of urgency.

Why were you making crew lunch...

or crew dinner?

I mean, is it just me?

Wait, you've got a problem with what I'm doing?

Mm-mmm, no, I think what you're doing is amazing.

I just feel like everything's so last-minute,

no prep is being done, because we're sailing.

Like, she could have cooked.

Like, I've seen chefs cook in way bigger heel.

Daisy and Natasha already had a bit of a feud,

so that's just gonna end in, like, some serious tension,

and that's gonna affect the whole crew.

So, we have to get this sorted.

It's like the galley's just this big ----ing joke.

I'm over it at this stage.

Coming up...

I mean, are things fine with you and Gary, though?

No, I ended it last night.

Oh, did you?

Yeah.

I'm being spiteful by hooking up with Sydney...

no other reason.

You're a ----ing idiot.

That evening sail kinda ----ed Natasha up.

Did you hear that Glenn had a word with her tonight?

Oh, really?

Yeah, she wouldn't even tell me much.

She just said Glenn said crew dinner's not out, dah, dah, dah.

She was, like, spewing.

You know one thing we could try...

me, you, Natasha, and Gary could sit down

before the next charter and

just try and have a, like, little pep talk.

Yeah. I'm happy to do that.

I just wanna finish this season on a high,

and I appreciate you talking to me.

No worries, sorry I didn't have any better advice for you.

No, that was loads of good advice.

Do I have to?

Okay, I'll just sit here all night.

Those mine or yours?

I don't know.

These must be mine, because yours have,

like, five times as much material.

I care a lot about JL,

but I'm worried that after the season's ended he will be,

like, okay, maybe I'm not ready to get married

and be with an older person.

But you see, where is this gonna lead?

I just don't know what to do.

Night, night, night, love you.

Love you.

Morning.

Ugh!

Morning!

Of course.

Good morning.

Morning.

Would you like a coffee?

Could I get an iced one?

Yes, of course, I'll get that for you.

I know.

Ah, drop-off day.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Morning, morning, morning.

Morning.

-How are you? -I'm okay.

Everything all right?

All right.

Well, okay.

I'm over it.

Ah.

I understand where you're coming from,

but I feel sh-- and I don't wanna feel sh--

There's honestly nothing I can, like, do

in this situation, I don't feel.

I'm not angry at you, I'm angry at myself for doing what I did.

We've come to this point because of his actions.

Good chat.

Now I need him to just have enough respect

to keep his distance and make this

as painless as we possibly can.

-So, you're packed, then? -Ninety percent.

I have to just shower and...

Wow, I'm, like, not packed at all.

At some point...

You took a shower?

I have... yeah, I did this morning.

I gotta take another one.

-I did, too. -Oh.

Am I gross that I didn't?

I mean, to each your own.

Mm, I'm over this ----ing charter.

Nice ladies.

Did you ladies want to start breakfast?

-Yes. -You ready?

Yeah.

Are they're sitting down now?

-Yeah. -Okay?

-Thank you. -Okay?

Yeah.

-Good morning. -Again.

So, this is bell pepper hummous.

-Morning, Cindi. -Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

What do you got there, what do you got?

-Babaganoush. -I've never eaten that before.

Really?

You're so talented, I love you.

I love you, too.

She's like, "Go away, please."

Okay.

Mm!

Well, who's getting drunk tonight?

Not me.

Oh, liar!

Oh, yeah, that's fine.

Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, do you want me to slowly start picking up?

Yeah, mate, copy that.

I'm gonna start coming ahead slowly.

You guys can string that tender.

Anchor is home, anchor is home.

Copy that.

I don't know how I did it,

getting all this stuff into those two bags.

Does my blanket fit?

The duvet?

Yeah.

What are you thinking about after the season's done?

I mean, I can see myself

starting a relationship with her.

I'm pretty sure she's at the point where

she's ready for kids and to be married and stuff soon.

Yeah, and you're not in that same boat.

I mean...

I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't mind.

Yeah.

I mean, I could, like, get my mind around that

and prepare myself.

It feels really good,

this relationship that's building up with Dani.

But I have this feeling

that she's holding back because of my age.

I mean, just talk to her, she's very open.

No, that's the thing, is I wanna talk to her.

I get where she's coming from, but Dani, baby girl,

I hope you brought your hiking boots,

because you're fixing to climb this mountain.

Let me tell you what.

But I'm enjoying what we have right now, and...

Yeah.

-Okay, thank you! -Thank you so much, girl.

I really appreciate it.

Did we wanna go in and out a few times before we go in there?

Yeah, all right.

I can feel it right now.

Yeah, it's pulling us back.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

So, that's fine.

And then you can kick ahead now?

Mm-hmm.

Our last docking, it's in the back of my mind.

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

-Kick ahead, kick ahead! -Ahead, ahead, ahead!

Ahead, ahead!

me, Goddamn it!

-Oh, there we go. -Yeah, that's forward.

-Takes a while, huh? -Takes a while.

If we were to crash the boat with guests on board,

on the embarrassment meter,

we're talking a whole 'nother level.

All right. Are you happy?

Yep.

Okay, here we go.

Colin, are you ready to drop it?

Yep, standing by starboard.

Okay, let starboard go.

We've got a little bit of breeze,

so let's get that starboard spring on first.

Yeah, roger, standing by with starboard spring, standing by.

Yeah, drop port, drop port.

Straight up and down on starboard anchor chain.

We are bouncing forward at the moment.

JL, can I get you on the stern, please, JL.

It seems like we're bouncing forward again.

Okay, what do you need, back a bit?

Yeah, a good two meters, Glenn.

Medium stay, medium stay.

We're getting blown down, it's like 12 knots now.

so let's get the aft spring on first.

Yeah, roger.

Drop port.

Straight up and down on starboard anchor chain,

straight up and down.

Okay, you still want two meters back?

Yeah, affirmative, it seems like we're bouncing forward again.

JL, can I get you on the stern, please, JL?

What do you need, back a bit or no?

Yeah, a good two meters, Glenn, to come astern, two meters.

How much load is on that starboard chain?

Medium stay, medium stay.

He's giving you a kick, so if you get slack, take up.

Our distance to the dock is perfect, we're overhanging.

-How's that, all right? -That's pretty good.

Nice work. Well done, gang.

Let the boys carry the heavy stuff,

'cause you don't wanna hurt yourself.

I'm as strong as any of the boys, Dani.

Is there a purse for me?

That's just for you.

JL, can you gimme a hand with this one?

Yeah, yeah.

-I'm ready, girl. -I'm ready to get outta here.

All crew, all crew, on the aft deck for the guest departure.

Let's get everybody lined up.

Careful of this dock, somebody hit it.

Here they come.

Thank you. We had the most amazing trip.

Bye!

You're just fabulous, you gave us some great eye-candy.

Such a pleasure having you guys on board.

I was blown away.

You guys have exceeded every expectation,

and Glenn, thank you for sailing us away

from that storm and keeping the seas calm.

My pleasure.

And putting up with our craziness.

Thank you very much.

My husband this he gives me first-class trip,

but uh-uh, you guys did.

So, this is for y'all.

-Yeah... oh, thank you. -We are very grateful.

Thank you very much.

-Good luck. -Thank you.

-Bye! -Safe trip.

I'm done with mean girls.

I'm also ready for a drink.

Cushions, cushion covers, tender,

and fenders, and then... -Yeah, if we do...

That's us done.

I think I'm dead, just buy my coffin.

[bleep]'s sake!

Oh, this ----ing sh-- stinks like makeup.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody

in the saloon together for a tip meeting, thank you.

-Woo! -Whoa, mazel tov.

-Champagne! -Oh!

-Are we all here? -Mm-hmm.

Just finished the penultimate charter of the season.

One more to go.

You know, the guests left happy,

obviously, but I'm starting to see a few cracks in the process.

Crew meals...

from now on, crew meals are gonna have a set time.

Yeah.

And I understand it's difficult,

maybe, to prep while we're sailing,

but try to factor that into your workflow.

Okay.

Even worse than that, there were a couple of situations

where they overheard people speaking about them.

Oh, you reckon these girls are gonna be a pain in the ass?

Are you guys talking sh-- about us, yeah?

What? Busted!

It'll probably be, like, the fastest hour of my life,

because she'll probably just chat the whole time.

Voices carry.

Be discreet.

We're all, you know, towards the end of the season,

we're all getting a little bit lax.

What do you guys think about that?

This charter, we're all a bit slower, a bit,

like, just not there.

A lot of people are on holiday, I think.

I think that makes us look really amateur.

That's the time not to let your guard down.

That's the time to bring it back up,

and that's what I'm hoping to achieve.

Anyhow, you know, like I said, they were really happy

with the charter, and I think they've given us

a pretty good tip.

It's $18,450.

That's $2,050 each.

-I'm pretty happy with that. -I'm very surprised by that.

-All right? -Cool.

And tonight I've organized a restaurant for you guys.

Enjoy yourselves.

I want you guys to come back refreshed,

because the next charter is our finale,

so let's really nail our next one.

All right, there you go.

-Thanks. -Yeah!

-Thank you. -Champagne!

-Here you go, bitch. -Thank you, Daisy.

You see, all those massages paid off.

Thank you.

-Charter six! -Yeah!

Woo!

Girl, you need to shower,

because you're gonna be late again,

and we are gonna be waiting for you.

Baby, I love you.

I mean, are things fine with you and Gary, though,

are you guys good?

-No. -Oh sh--.

-Oh, did you? -Yes.

Why?

Um, I didn't realize how far things went with you two.

I thought that you guys just kissed.

Well...

And I found out that it was more than that,

and so I decided that it was not the right thing to do.

It's not okay for any girl to be treated that way.

Oh, yeah, I was,

like, wondering when she was gonna find this out.

I just feel like... I felt like I had...

no longer had a choice in this situation,

Yeah, I mean, you always have a choice.

I don't regret hooking up with Gary.

I am who I am.

I will never apologize for being who I am, ever.

It's like, you know, all's fair in love and war.

Has no cleavage, but it has bum.

I always wanna wear something with cleavage.

Those boobs are expensive.

Oh, it's so pretty out!

If this dinner goes badly, I'll be, like, blah!

I'm riding with all my deck crew, that's cool.

So, I love this, it's a girls' car.

-Yeah. -I know!

I have a game we can play.

[bleep], marry, kill, but out of the guests that we've had.

Ooh, I love it.

I would Anthony.

He'd be the sh--est by the way.

Or, like ----ing you and looking at his arms.

I would marry Matt.

He's a sweetheart, yeah.

-And kill? -Barrie.

I think I need to teach her

how to make a ----ing sandwich, you know?

----ing Barrie.

I'd marry Frank. I thought he was a legend.

Yeah, that's a good one.

I would Scott.

I wish I had a hair band.

Scott would be wild in bed.

-Yeah. -And who would you kill?

Tatas for Trump.

I'm so excited to go into town.

To one restaurant.

Oh, we can get out, yay!

Thanks, Natasha, thank you.

I am ready for a shot.

-Good evening. -Good evening.

Ooh!

My name is Harold and tonight I will be your waiter.

-Thank you, sir. -Yay!

Woo!

Cheers.

Do you ladies have a lighter up there?

It's not mine, I don't know where it came from.

That's mine!

-There it is!

How did you get a back pillow?

It's the one from the chair.

Okay.

Get busy, yeah.

Of course.

Everyone's all those two, these two, and we're pretty open.

We don't have to whisper about anything.

No, I didn't shout my feelings.

Did you really?

Yeah.

I do like you as a person.

But I like you.

off.

I think it'll be, like, you know, like...

Like, flirting with Gary is a little bit vindictive,

I won't lie.

I know she's looking, and I know she's picking up on,

like, the flirtation.

I'm just, like, this is exactly how I felt a week ago.

You're saying you did, and I'm saying you didn't.

So, we're in a predicament here.

So, we're in a predicament here.

Just one, just one, just one,

you don't have to give me the whole basket.

I'm not gonna...

Are you trying to fatten me up?

I'm not gonna manhandle your bread.

Of course you--

Flirting with Sydney is just the worst idea,

because Alli is not the type of person

that's gonna take that lightly.

Is that a metaphor for something?

No! It's not.

But Gary's Gary, he's just gonna continue to be himself,

and he's a bit of a train wreck sometimes.

Exactly why I didn't wanna ----ing come to dinner.

I did my best, so if it wasn't good enough,

like, try not to hurt two people.

Okay, JL, let's do this.

I'm moving to America, we're gonna get married,

and let's get engaged, and let's have babies.

-All right, let's do this. -Let's do this.

Are you ready?

I do want kids, so... I guess so, I don't know.

Does anyone mind if me and Alli go for a cigarette over there?

You guys may, please.

-Thank you. -You're very welcome.

Should we take the ashtray?

-I feel we should. -Yeah, probably.

I'll just waddle over.

Look at JL, he wants to be a part of it.

Come on, then!

yeah I'll sit down.

He's in love.

You're gonna break your little boy's heart?

No, that's not true, that's not true.

He's not even in love.

It's true!

Yeah, it is true.

This guy's ----ing falling for you.

-Yeah. -He's not.

Yes, he is.

We're just having... we're just enjoying each other.

-Three tequila shots. -Three tequilas?

-Ooh! -With lime and salt.

-Salt. -Yes.

I might be sick, but it, I...

I'm sober, and I'm bloated like a fat whale, so I'm okay.

Thank you.

I think she's doing it exactly, like...

-Provisionally. -Yeah, exactly.

-Right, no, exactly, like... -But him?

Yeah, he's falling in love.

Fine, I will ----ing have this conversation again, then.

Is there something in there or is it nice?

Oof, it's got salt in it.

That's delicious.

He salt...

he shook the salt and the lime in the shot.

Yo, gossipy people, meal is here!

Oh, thank you, we'll be there in a second.

You're being rude now.

-Yeah, whatever. -Smoke at the table!

Mm that's nice!

That was cheap.

Ooh, this is good.

It's delicious.

Okay, listen, at this stage in the game,

I want to see us finish on a high.

Let's make it a killer charter, please!

Last charter!

Yeah, come on!

-I'm with you. -You wanna talk?

Yeah.

-Where are you guys going? -We're gonna go

-Okay, good for you. -Ooh, in the fountain!

How are you?

I'm good.

I didn't come here to find anything.

It found me, you know?

And I think that what me and you have is something very special.

I mean, I can't help but say that I do have feelings for you,

and my mindset is now ready to actually really,

like, start spending my time with one person.

-I like you. -Yeah?

And I feel like the more I get to know you, I like you more.

But I feel like this is literally your best years,

and I think you will regret wasting it at some point.

I get where her heart is, but her taking away my twenties,

it's an excuse, and she needs to get over it.

You know, at the end of the day,

if you have two people who really care

about one another, then they'll make it work.

I know that you're at a point to where you're ready

to start settling down with someone, and

possibly having a family.

I'm not saying that I'm not ready for that,

because I think I am.

But I just won't know till I

get into something like that, you know?

Yeah.

I guess what I'm trying to say,

if you did wanna start taking this somewhere,

I would be completely open to that.

Thank you.

Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Colin,

because she's hurt me so badly, like, playing with my feelings,

how much can I carry on to make myself

look like a ----ing creep, chasing a girl that I like

that doesn't want anything to do with me?

All right, so what are you gonna do about it?

I'm gonna bomb the other one.

I'm being spiteful about hooking up with Sydney,

no other reason, and that's dick of me.

But don't ----ing play with my feelings.

Don't ----ing make me feel like I'm an amazing person

in your life, and all of a sudden I'm just a friend.

I know, like, talking to you is, like, a couple of monkeys

on a seesaw, but dickhead, if you like Alli,

don't Sydney.

That's all I'm gonna say.

What the [bleep]?

Gary doesn't think with his big head,

he thinks with his little head.

Well, I'm already gonna probably Sydney, so...

-You've already decided? -Yeah.

Holy

You're a ----ing idiot.

Oh, welcome back.

Oh, thank you very much.

That is so inappropriate.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

-Stop!

I don't see how this could actually work.

I wanna have babies!

Let's have sex tonight, and if I get pregnant, that's God's will.

Motor yacht Lady Michelle has graciously paid

for a 24 charter...

-Oh! -You're kidding me.

I don't want to serve my peers.

I'm sitting in a tub with a pretty lady

that's got no top on.

She's sitting in there topless with him.

Do I wanna [bleep]?

I'm ----ing pissed off.

I ----ing told you that I like you,

and you're ----ing sitting in the hot tub,

topless, with her.

----ing five minutes. This is my moment to get angry.