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Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

-Keep ahead, keep ahead! -Ahead, ahead, ahead!

Ahead, ahead!

Goddamn it!

Eight years in yachting, I've never been on a boat

that's hit the dock, and we're literally about to pick up.

It's insane.

We're just gonna have to get some black paint on it.

It's happened. You can't unhappen it.

We need to fix the immediate problem.

We got paying guests coming on board.

I'm happy with that.

-Titties for Trump! -Oh, my God.

She's making America great again.

Is there any way we could get massages?

She's being catered to on hand and food,

and demanding people massage her on the crew.

That's just not how I do things.

Wow, we're excited.

How many courses have you got?

-Three. -She said it was gonna be five.

Oh, I can do something for you, it's no problem.

Do you mind? I'm so sorry.

No, that's no problem.

There's chemistry between Alli and I.

Huh?

What the [bleep]?

Now I feel like the biggest asshole on this planet.

The whole situation's just not right.

It's a bit different now that I know it

and then I'm gonna continue to act on it.

What the is this sh--?

I don't think I have an STD, but

I'm just not feeling well down there.

I'm just thinking, you don't need this.

You're way better than this.

You guys are really just making me

feel uncomfortable on this trip.

Just watch this, this will distract you.

I don't have a single ally here.

Daisy, I'm sure you can do with one girl less.

What the [bleep]?

I don't wanna talk to him. I don't even wanna look at him.

I don't wanna see him.

Honestly, I just don't wanna be here.

I'm gonna be the girl with the sexually transmitted disease.

People are gonna judge me forever,

and I'm, like, well, you know what,

I'm just gonna ----ing get some cats and just be by myself.

Why don't you go and find JL,

because maybe your imagination has just gone really...

No, it's not.

I know there's something wrong.

We should all be together like we're all friends,

but you guys are making me feel uncomfortable.

I called my mom this morning, like...

Just finish lunch, and then I'll come and talk to you.

Because I can't give you the time you need right now,

and I wanna have a chat with you.

This was such a bad idea,

to go with, like, eight girls on vacation.

There's been a lot of stuff said to me,

there's been a lot of stuff said about me.

I want you to feel like you have me now.

-That's how I feel. -Okay.

You guys have to agree.

But I don't know why everybody had to talk sh-- about me.

-Not you. -I did absolutely nothing.

We all have.

You talk about what I do. You make me feel, like, bad.

Cindi, would you like some wine?

I've been, like... Just wait, no...

okay, I know, Cindi, I know.

I'm not... I'm not talking about you.

When we were trying to be your friend last night,

you were defensive.

So, that's in your own head that you think

that we're excluding you.

----ing shut the up, just shut up.

I would uncover the lounge.

Yeah.

I hate seeing everything covered,

and it's already sunny, it's been sunny for 15 minutes.

As you get close to the end of the season,

crew will let their guard down a little bit.

The guests shouldn't be waiting for us to open that.

-That should be... -No, sure enough.

-We should be spot on that. -Yeah, I agree.

Cool.

They're not on their A game, especially after the crash.

Everyone's tired.

-Is this hot? -Yeah, kind of.

So, now I've gotta keep a close eye on everything.

That's where I'd be. In this weather?

-Just sitting right there. -Yeah, exactly.

Yeah.

I don't have a problem over it.

I didn't even say your name, girl.

I feel you guys have been completely excluding me.

I come outside, I'm not doing anything wrong,

I'm in my pajamas, I'm getting slut-shamed.

Why are you yelling?

I'll look after this, you guys. What is this?

Triple chocolate mousse with passion fruit and pistachio.

That's just like, okay, whatever, it's done.

I and her were very there, by you.

Yeah, you were there.

You know, I honestly... listen, I'm done.

-Hey, Glenn. -Everything going all right?

We'll talk about this later. I'm gonna go inside.

Do you wanna join us for dinner tonight?

me.

I would be honored.

-Okay, awesome. -See you there.

-Thank you. -Thank you so much.

Can you hear me?

These girls have been ----ing torturing me

since I've been here because I'm the prettiest one.

Oh.

I am, no joke now, seriously considering leaving.

Even if it's not his fault, he gave that sh-- to me,

whatever that sh-- is.

What are you worried about?

I'm not sure how JL feels about me sharing this with everybody,

but he's on his ----ing break, sleeping.

Oh sh--.

Sh--.

His willie probably looks like that sea cucumber

we picked up yesterday.

Got a dead sea cucumber coming up with it.

Oh, no.

Oh, that's nasty, oh!

You think you might have got it?

I don't know.

Hey, I wouldn't worry about it until you know.

Dani's just overreacting.

If everyone left the boat over an STD,

there'd be no yachties left in the world.

I'm thinking it's gonna be something really silly.

God, you're so reasonable, Colin.

We need to have a conversation.

Well, but I'm sick of this sh--.

She thinks we're all jealous.

Of what? Can you explain of what?

Her beauty... in her mind, I guess we're not as pretty.

It's just been... it's been nonstop.

I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna rip her a new asshole.

-You did this. -Every time I walk in...

You caused all these problems, and you sat there like a victim.

Every time I walk in the room, you guys walk out.

No, nobody was doing anything to you.

She instigated this unnecessarily

because maybe you wanna just, I don't know...

I don't know what's going on inside your head.

Yeah, that's it, that's it.

And you said that people are being mean

to you because you're pretty.

-You said that. -Yeah, I did say that.

You think that we're doing this to you because you're pretty?

I have no idea why you're doing all this.

Where did you buy your mirror? Because I'd like to get one.

Okay.

I'd like to put them all over my house.

-Okay. -And be like Bianca.

♪Savage

I'm not gonna argue with you guys.

This is so embarrassing.

Because I'm ----ing ugly, I guess.

Are they gonna go snorkel?

-I think so, yeah. -Cool.

You're not gonna ----ing say anything against me.

No, I'm not talking about you.

I'm not gonna... you're not gonna do it.

-Jessica, get out. -No. No.

I don't trust you, because you manipulate things.

Okay, yeah.

Since we got here, you've been making fun of me.

Just put your bathing suit on, Erica.

Yeah, I know.

She just heard...

Hey, but it might be, like, a ----ing ingrown hair

or a pimple or some sh--.

Maybe, I don't know.

How many times do you look at your dick a day?

At least three times.

So, you guys thinking about going snorkeling?

Should we try to get everybody to go snorkeling,

or is it too... I mean, it's too cold.

Yes, we wanna go snorkeling.

All is well in Hell.

Should I have a life jacket?

It's up to you.

Maybe I need a bigger one.

And you're off, everybody look up!

Get me outta here!

Okay, let's go.

It's like battle royale out there, eh?

It's like boarding school.

Are you joining them for dinner tonight?

Oh, my God, I'm stressed as it is.

What is she gonna cook?

-It's all seafood. -Is it?

-Okay. -That gets me out of it.

I don't really wanna have a meal

in the world's most epic catfight.

Thanks, but no thanks.

Gary, that was not a fart, I swear.

Take us away.

So, ladies, here's our shipwreck.

-Oh, yeah! -Yeah.

Whenever you're ready, you can jump in.

I'm right after you.

Pink, purple, white.

After dinner last night, the guests were still hungry.

That's not something I wanna, like, repeat again...

Uh-uh.

So tonight, my strategy is just continue feeding them.

I think maybe it would work.

Who the knows?

Okay, scallops, lobster.

No!

-That was so much fun! -Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, and with Glenn, I know he was invited

for dinner this evening, but he is allergic to seafood,

so I thought it might be best if he joined for dessert.

-Whatever works. -Okay, great.

-I'll let him... -Anything is good.

-Okay, thank you. -Okay, thank you.

I just spoke to her about you and suggested dessert

or whatever suits.

-Better dessert tonight. -Okay.

-Colin? -Sorry?

Because we are doing so much courses, do you want to help?

I can take care of the crew dinner, then.

My heart is overwhelmed with joy.

Okay.

I've developed feelings for Alli massively over these six weeks,

but I'm starting to sense that something doesn't feel right.

I'm a little bit confused.

It's just, yeah.

It doesn't really matter.

Okay.

I'm genuinely worried I have an STD.

Like, I need to talk to somebody,

because this is starting to get outta hand,

and it's scary, for sure.

On my genitalia, I'm noticing there's just,

like, sore and abraised skin.

Like, I just wanted to make sure that it's not an STD.

[bleep], really?

Coming up...

Cindi, where are you?

Do the boys wanna dress up?

-I didn't think I was... -Are you serious?

They're size small, ladies.

Get the outta here,

there ain't no way that's happening.

What in the actual [bleep]?

And later...

I found out that you and Sydney had sex.

On my genitalia, I'm noticing that there's just,

like, sore and abraised skin.

Like, I just wanted to make sure that it's not an STD.

Are you better?

So...

No, none of that has popped up.

It's just, you know, red.

man, I hope it's chafing and not an STD.

Okay.

Okay, awesome.

Oh, gosh.

A mermaid-theme party for a bunch of adult women?

Oh, my gosh, those are so cute.

It's a five-year-old's birthday party.

And we're putting on face jewels and pink eyeshadow,

-if you wanna join in. -Yay!

Yes, definitely getting involved in that.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"R."

You think it'd be the "R," but it be the "C."

Where are we putting a... I don't know where.

Hey, I feel really bad.

I never meant to scare you.

I'm, like, freaking out.

No, please, that was not...

-Like, really. -That was not my intention.

-I know. -And I don't want...

I don't want you to feel that way.

Are you okay?

What the [bleep], JL? Are you, like, 12?

Don't you know the ----ing difference?

It's okay.

You're being very helpful.

there's not much I can do,

otherwise I'm going to bed now.

Now that I know that they actually had sex,

I don't wanna be the person who causes heartache for others.

I need to be able to sleep peacefully at night

with the decisions that I've made.

You were the one having a little...

-No, I wasn't. At all. -...hissy fit.

You came outside and you said you're annoyed,

I said yeah, a little bit.

No, I said, "Are you annoyed."

I said, "Yeah, of course I am."

I would be stupid not to be annoyed.

I'll tell you one thing, though, that you should know.

It's not a very attractive quality to be someone who, like,

storms off and has little hissy fits and stuff.

I don't have a hissy fit.

Mm-hmm.

Excuse me from the table.

Sayonara.

----ing hell.

Where are you going?

Get ready.

Alli, go down and get your makeup,

and I'll start setting the table.

More. Trust me.

This was, like, the cutest idea.

And it fits where we are.

-You feel those bones? -Yeah, take it out, and...

Keep this aside for me.

I'll put it in, like, a fish thing I'm making.

-So I can take the bones out? -Yeah.

Dang, Colin, you really are a little sous chef in here.

You look amazing.

I love you, Erica.

Love you, girl.

This mermaid thing... do the boys wanna dress up?

Colin can be the pirate, and the boys can be mermaids.

I was forced to do drag, I wanna be a pirate.

You weren't forced.

Look at you go, boy!

Can I eat? Can I...

Can we eat, and then I'll help?

Yeah, go.

Oh...

all crew, all crew, your crew chef

has prepared dinner tonight.

Colin, I'm proud of you.

Ah-ha, finally.

Do you wanna do the mermaid-tini?

Yeah.

Notice how I'm mixing up

one blue curaçao, one vodka, one triple sec.

See you up there in a minute.

What a day.

I told my best friend I was going to leave,

and she was like, "Don't you dare."

Well, there. So you're not leaving anymore?

You don't need to quit your job

just because your boyfriend's penis hurts.

It's not a thing.

Cindi, where are you?

What are you doing?

Loves it.

How are you gonna cook these?

Let me see that sh--.

Bruh!

-I don't think that was... -Are you serious?

They're size small ladies', I don't think they'll fit you.

What in the actual...

Yo, get the outta here.

There is no way that's happening.

Hey, they fit!

-Perfect! -No way.

I love it.

You guys, this looks so cute.

So cute.

Who's ready to eat?

Natasha, guests are seated.

This is so beautiful.

What is it?

It's smoked salmon stuffed with avocado.

These mermaid-tinis are amazing.

Yummy, yummy.

This first course, it's smoked salmon

stuffed with avocado miso with soy sauce.

-Mm. -It's good, right?

Yum.

How is it?

I ate that whole thing.

Alli, you can start cabins.

Okay.

Can you start mixing that for me?

It's like a tartar?

It is a tartar, not like a tartar.

Gross.

This is disgusting, oh, my God.

These women have so many belongings,

and they're everywhere.

It's like an explosion.

In the next two years,

I see a baby in your future.

You did pay for this service, but that's just disrespectful.

This is, like

I feel an energy blockage.

Coming up...

JL, JL!

Ah!

It's only worth it if somebody licks it off.

If it means a bigger tip, then it, I'll do it.

Woo!

Here's your costume stuff.

Can I go with the ball out this time?

Ew.

They won't notice.

Oh, God.

All right, let's go.

So, tuna tartare...

Okay.

...with some mangos and avocados, ginger, and garlic.

-Enjoy! -Thank you!

-Welcome. -It's amazing, mm.

I don't have all night to, like, tidy.

No.

So, it's just the best I can do.

I'm not, like, their mother.

All crew, please get into your costumes.

I'm getting mermaided up.

Oh, my God, so...

There's a hop.

Where's my phone?

Daddy long-legs, don't fail me now, come on!

I'm too sober for this sh--.

You're never to old for a shot of tequila.

Are we doing this, or what?

Oh, my God, Colin!

Okay, I have to go pee.

Keely, I'm bringing my phone.

----ing hell!

Oh, my God, what's happening?

-Woo! -Yeah!

Oh, my gosh, you guys look so cute.

Yeah!

This was the best sh-- ever!

You should have put, like, a gem on his bellybutton,

he looks like a troll.

That was epic as sh--.

So, you all are having a seafood pie.

I'm making sure that you are not hungry, right?

More courses coming.

Oh, my God.

-Enjoy it. -Yum!

So good.

What's next, Cheffy?

Mussels.

She might be the best chef I've ever experienced.

-Oh, I love mussels. -Mussels, thank you.

Oh, my God, I just cracked that mussel.

What's the next course?

Lobster.

I won.

You missed the mussel-eating contest.

Potato puree with lobster in garlic butter.

Mm, that's so good.

I need to, like, loosen my zipper.

Croatian sea bass with barbecued aubergine and sauce verde.

Thank God it's a small sliver.

Glenn, we're on the last course, and then I do dessert, okay?

Whew.

Everything was fantastic.

I'm full, but it's beautiful and delicious.

Is Glenn still gonna be joining us for dessert?

-Yes, he is. -Yay!

I think we're gonna do dessert up on the fly bridge.

Oh, my gosh, I love that.

Whoa, Cappy, nice blazer.

I think we're ready for it.

Let's journey.

Natasha, they are ready for dessert.

I'm doing the dessert table again

because it was a bit hit the last time.

If something isn't broken, you don't have to fix it.

Each one of you would grab... one will do a berry...

No one's grabbing my berries, please.

What do you all think the dessert's gonna be?

I get to do this?

So, easy...

Cheffy, no, no, no, that's not...

-What? -That's going all over.

That's gonna ----ing go on the couches.

I'm getting my camera out, wait, you guys.

Is that chocolate on the table?

Yeah.

Wait, what are you guys doing?

Let's go. Ah!

It's live dessert in front of you all!

Yeah.

I feel like this is a Picasso.

This dessert's not my cup of tea.

Yeah, it's cool once, but gimme a nice dessert,

not sh-- on a table.

It's three different mascarpone creams

on the table, fresh berries.

Just scoop up any...

All right.

We're just scooping and eating.

Jean, I feel like you need to roll around in here.

Might make a mess.

It's okay, just do it.

I would break the table.

No, I'm too heavy.

JL, JL, JL!

But he's longer than the table!

I don't think JL's actually gonna do it.

This is all just fun for the guests, you know.

-Woo! -Yes!

Oh, my God.

-Go, boy!

-Oh, my God. -Oh sh--.

Get up!

Get that in the wash right now.

That sh-- better come outta the cushions, and off the teak.

----ing hell!

Is everything okay up three?

He just slid across the table.

This is an absolute mess.

I mean, if it means a bigger tip,

then yeah, I'll do it.

It's only worth it if somebody licks it off.

I'll give it a good...

Yeah!

Woo!

Oh my gosh!

Yeah, Mandy licked it off!

That was so hot.

I'll be out here as soon as I'm done.

Thank you all, that was good spirit.

-No worries. -He's hot!

-It's like... -He's really cute.

Oh, my God, I'm just full of sh--.

They better give us a lot of money.

Are we gonna have a little cuddle tonight?

No.

No... so maybe I should just stop asking.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-That was so much fun. -Oh, yeah.

But we're gonna have a talk tonight.

Oh, re... oof.

I need to get this conversation over with.

Good luck.

Thank you for helping, I appreciate it.

No, I ----ing feel terrible.

No, I think it was worth it.

-Hi. -Oh, hi.

Mm.

Eh?

I'm...

Okay, well, let me just start with it sucks,

because, like, I really... like, I really like you.

It's quite difficult,

because I don't think any of us wanna hurt

each other's feelings.

No.

Now I kinda understand why she was so upset.

Like, I feel like I've completely disrespected her,

and I feel like a massive asshole.

And...

I don't really know what I'm supposed to do.

I feel like a massive asshole towards her.

----ing hell, you've got me there.

Obviously, I do like you,

and I don't really know what I'm supposed to do.

I don't even know what to say.

I don't.

So, I've got that weird, gross feeling in my stomach.

Like, you know butterflies, but dying butterflies.

So, that's not nice.

It's like I've disappointed someone, you know, massively.

It's just not a nice feeling.

I feel like a dick, but, I mean, at the end of the day,

I don't feel the way for her as I do for you...

Delicious!

It smells like... no, it smells nice.

-So it's not smelly tonight? -It's not up to par tonight.

Let me see, let me see.

Go for it.

I don't smell anything!

I'm really clean tonight.

It smells like deodorant.

I know, it's disappointing.

Time for a scotch.

Not your asshole!

I'm sorry.

That's all right, it's like...

I'm sorry I put you in this situation,

because it's not fair on you, either.

If we like each other, than maybe we can, like,

see what happens after we finish working here.

But, like, while we're on this boat with Sydney,

I don't think that it's very fair that we continue anything.

And I hate saying that.

Like, it sucks, and I know it's not gonna be easy for me.

But I literally don't feel like I have a choice anymore.

Just need to go clear my head.

What are you doing up still?

Having a little chat.

Oh.

I've gotta go to bed.

Gimme a little smooch.

Good night, guys.

Mm.

Okay, love you.

Night, love you.

Oh, that was not good.

Looks like you've been crying.

I feel like I have been crying, yeah.

-I'm going to bed. -Good night, babes.

Good night.

Did they put all my stuff up here, wow.

-They folded. -They did?

Yeah, they all...

How'd they even know which was mine?

Okay.

Mm...

Oh, my God, this is super uncomfortable.

What happened?

I told him the whole crew knows that he and Sydney had sex,

and he was like, "I can't defend that."

Wow, so he admitted it.

Yeah, yeah.

And she's like, "Now I feel like a dick

"because I've been fighting with Sydney,

and I've realized Sydney liked you."

"Maybe at the end of season we can go,

but we can't do anything here."

Because of Sydney.

But at the end of the day,

if you say you like me so much like you do,

what difference does it make?

He was quite upset.

He just needs to wait, like, one week.

Yeah.

My question is this...

Because as soon as I get drunk,

I'm gonna just wanna ----ing hook up with her.

it's gonna be difficult.

Thank you, Lord!

I woke up and I don't have an STD.

Thank God.

I'm so freaking relieved...

obviously.

Whew.

That was not fun, that's for sure.

Glenn speaking.

We have messed up the transom,

but luckily, our next charter is three days

and we're finished for the season.

I want them to fill it, smooth it,

and repaint it where the damage is.

Tell them just to gimme a summary.

Thank you, Luka.

Ciao, ciao, bye.

I'm not, what do you mean?

You're being so weird.

I just feel, like, a little bit...

oh, I don't even know how to explain that feeling.

It's just I feel like ----ing jumping over the boat

with an anchor tied around my feet, and not coming up again.

I just feel like a proper dick.

Last full day.

Last full day, beach setup.

Now that everyone's awake, we can get the things ready.

Ooh, it's like a snot.

I need to ask Sydney to write a song

and sing it for the empowerment thing.

Daisy, are there any singers on board?

Sydney loves to sing, and she has a lovely voice, so.

I've only heard her sing once.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

She might say no, but I don't think she will.

Glenn, are you happy if I start bringing up the anchor?

Yes, please, yes, please.

Okay.

Morning, how are you?

I'm good, can I have an iced, like, sugar-free vanilla latte?

Yeah.

You in?

-Anchor is home. - Copy, thank you.

Coming ahead, coming ahead.

Would you like me to start bringing

the breakfast out, or do you wanna wait a bit?

I'm ready.

-You got this? -Yeah.

Ta-da!

Morning, ladies.

-Hi. -How are you guys?

Good.

Yeah, okay, one of those nights, huh?

We've got some warm, gluten-free bread.

This is fresh, so I'm, like, mm.

Was it too big for your mouth?

I don't think you've ever had that problem before.

So, Sydney, I wondered if you wanted

to write a song and sing it for our women's empowerment party?

I could play the guitar.

Yeah!

These hectic women don't need a female empowerment song.

The irony of this dinner is up there

with one of the most awkward situations I've ever been in.

We're happy to help you write it.

♪ Women are amazing, pussy power ♪

Does anybody want bacon?

No, I don't eat breakfast.

Okay.

♪ Pussy power, pussy, pussy, pussy ♪

♪ Pussy, pussy, pussy ♪

♪ Pussy power ♪

I'm, like, still half asleep right now.

You guys are, like...

I thought, like, you went to bed early?

This entire trip I haven't really slept,

so today was the first day I...

But you slept late today.

I'm gonna actually go get ready.

I'm gonna go put on my bathing suit.

Thank you.

Plus, I wanna be in the sun.

♪ Pussy, pussy power, pussy, pussy power ♪

That's a good move.

Can you guys keep the cackling down below 150 decibels, please?

Yes, we...

I just hope we all get along today.

Coming up...

It'll probably be, like, the fastest hour of my life,

because she'll probably just chat the whole time.

Oh, my ----ing God.

I heard Alli saying something bad about my mom.

Oh, wind's picking up.

Okay, decision time, eh?

Let's slow it down.

Oh, really.

-Hey, girl -Hello.

What else is happening today?

So, I think we're gonna do a beach picnic for you guys.

That was today.

And for sure we're going sailing.

We're excited.

What time do you think you want lunch,

just so I can let Natasha know?

It's 11:30... maybe 3:00, because, like, dinner.

Okay, perfect.

It's 12 knots.

So, we're gonna go sailing.

Yeah!

-Maybe in, like, 15 minutes? -Yeah.

-Sure, I'll go shower. -Yeah?

-Okay, perfect. -Yeah, thank you.

Okay, let's get going on the mizzen.

Interior, interior, we're getting sails up.

Just keep an eye on your dishes on the dining table,

please, thank you.

And hold.

Let's get straight on the main.

Okay, coming out on the gennie.

I think everything will be good.

Main engine off, main engine off.

Yep, sails are out... we're sailing.

Beautiful.

We're, like, out in the middle of the ocean today.

Yeah, I love being on the water.

If the wind catches this sail and tilts this boat one way,

you could roll right the hell off.

Oh... oh!

I've fallen and I can't get up!

That's hilarious.

Oh, my God, are we heeling?

Yes, we are.

What the [bleep]?

I feel perfect, and there's a nice wind.

We have a beach picnic today, and Cindi's massage.

I did massage for a whole year at beauty school,

so I can just wing it.

Cool. Thanks, Alli.

As a yachtie, you work so hard.

You know, you put up with a fair bit of sh--.

And I'm somewhat of a comedian.

I've already taught them mime and ventriloquism, puppetry.

La, la, la, la, la.

I don't really like giving massages,

but at least Cindi's gonna be happy.

Picnic lunch is at 3:00.

Can you...

Colin, if you wanna do the mizzen?

Dropping everything?

Yeah.

Well, I think I'm ready for my massage.

Gimme some hands.

Okay, sure.

That sun is bright.

Okay, Colin, let her go.

It'll probably be, like, the fastest hour of my life,

because she'll probably just chat the whole time.

-Lucky you. -Oh, my God.

We're just joking around.

Oh, my ----ing God.

All right, I'm gonna head down to her.

I was just really annoyed about something.

What?

I heard Alli gossiping about my mom.

I wouldn't like that, I'll be honest.

-No. -I mean, even if mom's being...

-Yeah. -Even if I think my mom's...

over the top and everything,

it's like, I don't wanna hear anybody badmouth my mother.

Okay. I'll get you to lay down.

You can just undo your robe and you can leave it on.

-Sh--, man, what do we need? -Everything.

-Go, girl, woo! -Woo!

Two tables, two tables...

-Are we outta here? -Yeah.

I'm gonna go and set up now.

Let us know when you're ready for Dani.

Copy.

Feels good already.

Oh, good.

Ooh.

Everything all right?

Yeah, we're just getting the picnic stuff.

Where is it going, here?

I reckon there, yeah.

At least we pulled off a beach picnic.

They'll have to wear hiking boots.

She's definitely not being herself.

No, she's not.

One more day, we got one more day.

Yeah, I think this is all right.

Go for a swim, probably have an argument.

Daisy, Gary.

We've got the tent and everything set up.

So, I'll come back to the boat now

and pick one of you girls up.

Copy.

Dani, Gary's gonna pick you up in, like,

two minutes to go to the beach.

Okay.

It's a perfect day right now.

Ugh, I'm loving it.

Coming down, now.

Okay.

Is that everything, eh?

Yeah.

What have you got?

This is what I've got so far.

I wanna, like, give 'em each a shout-out

with one of their names.

Like Erica's a lawyer and a mom; Cindi shines like the sun.

I don't know, like, something, you know...

-Yeah, yeah. -Keely, you can...

I grew up singing; I'm classically trained.

The last show I was in,

I was Audrey in "Little Shop of Horrors."

-Yeah. -I'm so happy to sing.

Because, like, I'm all about female empowerment.

Like, girls should always be lifting each other up.

I actually don't think Bianca's JL's type.

Pussy, pussy power.

I just don't know these girls.

I haven't spent that much time with them,

because I've been on nights.

Daisy, when are we gonna get out of here?

Do you wanna go over, like, 2:00ish?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

Okay, perfect.

Gary, Gary, Daisy.

[bleep], can you answer for me?

Go ahead for Gary.

I think the ladies want to go over to the beach.

You can pick them up in about 15 minutes,

but lunch will still be at 3:00.

Copy.

Thank you.

we're a good team, Dani.

-Hey. -How you doing?

Kind of, like, upset,

because I heard Alli saying something bad about my mom.

And now she's in there, like, massaging her.

Do you know what she said?

So, I heard her saying, like, "Oh, this is gonna be

"the fastest massage of my life that I'm gonna have to do,

because Cindi's gonna just be, like, talking my ear off."

Like, kind of I felt making fun.

But I don't wanna tell my mom,

because I don't want her to be sad,

because she really likes Alli.

Yeah, I wouldn't say... I'll have a word with...

So, I'm not gonna say anything. I'll have a word with Alli.

It's just kinda weird.

I'm just really disappointed,

because we're meant to be a lot more discreet than that.

I'm not happy.

If someone's talking about my mom,

like, I get really protective.

Like, everyone else has been really positive and engaging,

but I don't know if she's having,

like, her personal struggles.

This is wonderful.

I'm glad.

Mm.

-I'm not as... -Bloody Mary.

Yeah, I was just telling, like, Glenn,

I was kind of upset when I walked in on the conversation.

My mom really, like, loves her.

No, no...

She's, like, said that she's been her favorite person

this time.

But Alli's loved her as well, that's what the irony of it is.

I promise you, I'm not kidding.

Okay.

She was like, "I absolutely love the chats

-with Cindi," and she's like... -Okay.

Because my mom has been, like, spending a lot of time with her.

And that's what Alli said.

I promise you, it wasn't a negative way.

-Okay. -Thanks, girl.

All right, thank you.

How's that pressure?

It's wonderful.

-I'm not kidding. -Okay.

She was, like, I absolutely love the chats with Cindi,

and I promise you, it wasn't a negative way.

Okay. Thanks, girl.

Yeah, yeah, I'll handle it.

-Thank you. -My God.

This is actually so embarrassing.

Oh, my God, it's just ugh.

-How's that? -Thank you so much.

You are so welcome.

I'll see you out there whenever you're ready.

Yeah.

Here, bitch, come pick up this stuff.

-Was it okay? -Yeah, it was fine.

Jeez.

You guys, go get your shoes if you need them for the beach.

So, what do you got?

I've got, like, a basis.

-If we put our notes together... -Oh, for sure.

it'll, like, sound good.

Gary, Gary, Gary, Glenn.

The guests are ready now.

Are you on your way back?

I'm on my way back.

Excellent, thanks.

Are you sending JL after?

I'm sending him to bed so I don't have to deal

with him anymore, maybe.

As soon as you've done those glasses,

you can go on your break.

I'm gonna go vacuum.

With these crazy women, everything's so messy.

Whenever you ladies are ready.

-Woo-hoo! -Thank you.

Here comes the clumsy one.

All right, guys, have fun!

Welcome!

It looks amazing.

I didn't know we were going on a hike.

I should have brought my hiking boots.

Doing this in wedges is, like, a little bit tricky.

I hope nobody bust they ass.

Ah! Okay.

-Cindi... -Here, let me help you.

The correct shoes...

It's okay, you hold on to me.

Thank you.

It is a bit rocky.

Yay, guys, look at this.

Lunch will be in half an hour,

so serve you some wine,

and then you can just enjoy yourselves for now.

Mandy, will you take a couple?

What could I do for you?

You wanna serve water?

No.

Cindi's...

So, my seat is no longer in existence?

Bianca, you're gonna have to move,

because I was gonna sit right next to Erica.

I just sat down.

There was stuff right here,

there was Jen's stuff over there.

Yeah, my stuff was there,

but it got moved when we were taking pictures.

Okay, why don't y'all move down so she can sit by me?

It's not a big deal.

I can't help that I'm popular and people love me.

It's, like, one time I would like to not sit on the end.

I think it was...

Look at you go, Colin!

♪ Sailing on Parsifal III ♪

Oh, that doesn't fit.

I think the sentences aren't finishing

in the right place in a few spots.

Yeah, I know.

I agree.

How's it going?

It's going good.

Would you like some rosé or champagne?

I'll take rosé.

I'll have some as well.

I'll take rosé, please.

Thank you.

Uh, rosé, please.

Could you open another bottle of rosé, darling?

Sure.

Where is the rosé?

Dani!

You're joking.

Yeah... she only sent one bottle.

One bottle of rosé?

For a lunch on the beach.

I know... and two bottles of water.

I didn't have any wine.

-We need way more than this. -She's bringing it.

Maybe they're out.

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Dani.

Daisy, Daisy, Dani.

And then I wanna do something like...

Dani, Daisy.

Something on the Adriatic Sea to end it.

Yeah.

-Okay, let me just go. -Rosé, water, and food.

No way.

Sorry, we're just out of rosé, just for a second.

-It's okay. -It will come back, though.

Would you like to have some champagne in the meantime?

Alli, Alli, Gary.

Gary, Alli's on break.

Could we get a couple bottles of rosé and some water, please?

I have no more rosé, it's coming this evening.

Okay, copy that.

Jesus.

Are we outta rosé?

Yeah, I've ordered more.

No, I'm good, I'm good.

Okay, perfect.

Oh, I've got rosé... awesome.

Okay, let's pack up this food

and get it to the beach, shall we?

-Dani, Daisy. -Go ahead, Daisy.

Hey, let the guests know I found more rosé,

I'm sending it over with Gary.

Copy, thank you.

You shouldn't say you found more,

because it acts like we're surprised.

You should say, "I've got more rosé coming in now."

Like it was planned from the very beginning.

-Mm-hmm. -Here we go.

Very soon we'll have the rosé. Sorry about that.

No worries.

I just didn't know she told the guests already.

No, but the thing is, anything we say on the radio...

Anything we say, yeah, for sure.

They may hear it.

I don't want what's going on with my crew today.

Everyone seems a little bit off.

But we've gotta be do better.

How soon is that food ready?

Oh, my God, we're coming!

Okay, you guys got two minutes to get in the tender.

-Yes, sir. -Copy that.

Could you wrap this for me?

Could you ask Daisy for the next one of this?

I'll ask her.

Daisy, I can get the next one of the trays?

Is the food ready to go?

Yeah, we are packing it right now.

Okay, well...

I'm really starting to lose my patience.

We're like a charter and a half away from the end of the season,

and we're just dropping the ball way too much.

Come on, guys, get your sh-- together.

-They're coming. -Sh--.

Wait, we're missing something.

Jesus Christ.

Oh!

Natasha, Natasha, let's go.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Hi, girl, what are you doing?

I'm just having Keely help, because she's an event planner

So you can wait, because it's not ready yet, okay?

Thanks!

How can you drag each other down like this?

It's hard to watch.

Okay, JL, I'm moving to America,

we're gonna get married, and let's have babies.

Let's do this.

You ready?

Flirting with Gary is a little bit vindictive.

It's exactly why I didn't want to come to dinner.

She's hurt me so badly, like, playing with my feelings.

If you like Alli, don't Sydney.

That's all I'm gonna say.