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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Charter number five.

Hello.

Her friends joke that she could be a food critic.

Ugh!

There's no such thing on boats as "we can't."

Maybe if I leave the boat and then everybody

can work happy without me here.

-Are you going to cry? -Maybe.

[bleep], what am I doing with my life?

I like you and I've never met a girl that makes me laugh

as much as you do.

I'm a better catch.

I'm more attractive, I know I'm more fit.

You have made digs at me.

I think it's a department thing,

I don't think it's a me and you thing.

I can read between the lines here.

On night two, they would like to have an old Hollywood theme

murder mystery game.

They've got a castle.

We're going to go here for sunset drinks.

Oh, there's more steps here.

this!

Do you have any cold water?

Yeah, sure, let me get you some.

Daisy asked if you could bring up four bottles of water.

Yeah, copy that.

He's going to take his time.

J.L. doesn't see the urgency in getting things done.

He doesn't give a

Y'all gonna pass out.

Jean Luc, Jean Luc. Gary.

I don't know where the cooler bag is, though.

----ing hell.

Can I just get some water?

Yeah, sure, let me get you some.

-Hey, I got the water. -Still water.

Y'all gonna pass out.

Is there only three bottles?

Yeah. You want me to get you a bag?

That's all right.

What the

Cap, I was told that we were actually

not staying over her overnight.

Yeah, we don't want to stay here

so we don't have to deal with people

trying to jump up the sides of the boat.

Right.

So we'll go anchor.

I might be a little bit melty.

Oh my

Oh, thank you.

There you go.

May I have some water, too, please?

Yes, of course.

So I'm going to print the menus.

You know Glenn is having dinner with them, right?

-Yeah. -Okay, cool.

I'll play the part.

Oh my God, Frank, those look amazing.

Yeah, yeah.

She thinks she's the best, though,

-that's the problem. -That's the worst part.

I need to do some lights and then

I'm going to go down.

Okay. Isn't it past your bedtime?

-You can go. -You can go.

Yeah, you go, you have night shift.

We can choose what color gloves you want.

Um, you should wear the black because they really suited you.

Black's sexy.

Are you saying that I'm sexy?

Yeah.

Um, should we go to the boat?

Let's go to the boat.

Yeah, this castle.

Interior, interior, Daisy, we're leaving now.

Yeah, copy.

And can I get a hand up here please?

I'll come.

Bye. Thank you, beautiful medieval town.

Yeah.

Thanks, guys. Thank you.

See you soon.

Oh my God.

I'm eating dinner with them.

That's the only reason I'm putting long pants on.

Oh, you're super excited.

Oh, yeah, I'm very excited.

Okay, so these are the clues, I'm guessing.

Characters.

During dinner.

I love the fact that we are doing this murder mystery game.

I used to be a nerd, myself.

My thing was spending the whole night playing RPG games

so, yeah, #canrelate.

I just want to give you both a character.

This is great, I'm ready.

So exciting.

Just be careful down these stairs, eh?

Oop.

Oh, my goodness.

I feel like a ----ing...

At least we're not being awkward about it.

Mother of God.

What was that?

It wasn't me.

-Oh, man. -This bag's breaking, too.

Oh, so I've got a chair underneath me.

This is so fun!

Okay, girl, tell me what you need?

Hi, Captain Glenn!

Hello, Captain!

So the pen and paper is for you to take notes

during the murder mystery.

You'll each have a card with various facts

about your character.

You need to try to learn as much as you can

about all the other players while revealing

all of the facts about yourself from your character card.

After a while, I will drop dead.

Most of you at this party may have a motive for killing me.

Read the note in my hand.

It will keep the story going and turn the game

into a scavenger hunt.

When time is up, my spirit will arise

to ask that everyone points to whom he or she

believes to be the murderer.

So are we like in game mode right now?

You're in game mode.

So Glenn's going to be super-confused.

You're an observer.

Okay. I'm easy.

Okay, also, enjoy.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

What a director.

-Who are you? -I am the writer.

What was your motive?

I don't have a motive.

Is that it, Syd?

Yeah, that's it.

I dumped everything else into the pantry.

Yeah.

That's for the chicks to deal with.

Wow.

For the first course, you have fish cake with pineapple salsa.

Enjoy.

These flavors are amazing.

-Nothing like it. -So good.

I'm the co-star.

Oh.

You know, I'm glad that director finally left.

Did you know she just kind of lead me on?

Wow, chef! Nice work.

I ended up in Mexican jail one time.

-Was your husband there?

He was.

Cut the bull, Rachel, you haven't seen

your husband in months.

I've never done a murder mystery before.

So I have no idea what I'm watching or what I'm seeing.

It's weird.

Um, I do want this shot, though.

-It's a waterfall, right? -Can I take it for you?

It's just I'm the...

You're the... ah!

I'm the man behind the camera.

I'm slowly catching on, okay.

We have a lovely lobster with miso butter.

And carrot with honey and thyme.

Enjoy.

Thank you.

Amazing, huh?

If she pops up a restaurant, we're going.

Oh my God, someone just died!

-What?! -Help, help!

-That hussy. -She has a note in her hand!

Yo!

Mother----ers.

I was doing the MOS right now.

Yes, and I was literally lying down in the ----ing crew mess.

What, doing nothing in the crew mess?

As per usual.

Quite a few clues.

The murderer is an only child.

The murderer does not have a dog.

Who has cats?

The murderer does not like to drink tap water.

I mean, who doesn't, though?

Gary, I think we're going to leave.

You ready to rock and roll?

I'm ready to rock and roll.

The murderer likes to be in front of the camera.

Oh!

You like to be in front of the camera.

You're the lead.

Yeah, but she's been to Mexican prison,

and the murderer has never been to jail.

-So... -Spirit of the director.

I have arisen from the dead...

Guys, it's happening!

Who is the murderer?

It's Rachel. Look at your card.

I did not commit any crimes.

Specifically says it on my card.

But you've been to jail, you're clearly the murderer.

-You have a rap sheet. -Frank... you're the murderer.

We knew it!

You want to start releasing lines, that's fine with me.

This was so much fun, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Looks like they're getting off the side of the boat.

Sorry about that.

Okay, bow's clear.

I'm good All eyes on board.

All clear up ahead, Glenn.

Copy. Thanks, mate.

Thank you, everybody.

J.L., can you pull in that tender?

Copy that.

Okay, Colin, you're in one shot of water.

Let's go to four please. Out to four.

That feels like a good bite. What do you think?

-Yeah, that's good. -Thanks, mate.

Mm-hmm.

Just means you know what you want.

Nope.

I know I want you.

Marking your territory.

This is nothing, it's just fun.

But I like the fun. I guess.

There's people there.

Brought a pillow for you.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Did you have a good day?

So how often do you call your mom?

He's trying to reconnect,

but I figured that he's you know, absent from my life

for 32 years, so

I don't know.

In situations like that,

I put myself in the headspace of, if I was on my death bed,

would I regret that I didn't make that effort?

Some light thinking for you just before bed.

I like spending time with you, I must say.

I like spending time with you, too.

That's ----ing good.

Just go with the flow.

Time for bed.

Yeah, time for bed.

Okay, bye.

All right, night..

Coming up...

Okay, let starboard go.

What's happening with the port chain?

The chains have crossed over.

I don't know how that's happened.

Oh, you see, that's rubbing on something.

Colin, let me know what's happening.

-This is gonna end badly here.

-Yeah.

----ing hell.

Good morning.

Hey, you.

Okay.

Oh.

Good luck in there, bro.

Colin, mate!

Mother----.

How's your morning?

Yeah, good, not a peep from the guests.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah.

Did you get a chance to talk to Sydney at all?

Yeah, I told her how I'm, I was, like, annoyed

how she keeps saying to me about the interior

not helping out the deck crew.

She's like, "Everyone thinks it," and she was mainly, like...

Go ----ing direct it at me.

If she has a ----ing problem, seriously, Alli,

be like, "Take it up with my HOD."

That's what I said. It's just immature.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

I'm ----ing angry.

Honestly, I think Gary's the instigator.

Like, whether Sydney's using it or not,

Gary's the one it was coming from.

Morning.

All right, then.

-Morning. -Morning.

-Could I do a coffee? -No problem.

We should get the rope springs.

So you put one halyard on it and hoik it up.

Okay.

How'd you sleep, sugar?

I slept good.

Interior, guests are up.

So, what, we just make it off this side

and then that's it, yeah.

Put it on the jammer.

You should change into shorts.

Yeah, I will, mm-hmm.

-Thank you so much. -No problem.

What'd he say about the rope swing today?

Morning, Daise.

Come to me and talk to me. Don't just be annoyed with me.

Oh, come to you and talk to you,

like the way you came and spoke to me?

When?

Ugh!

Why is Daisy is such a bitchy mood again?

Well, because...

Sydney, she's saying that all of you are saying that

the interior are not helping out the deck crew.

No, if I had a big problem about it,

I would go to Daisy about it.

But it's not her place to say anything, either.

Exactly.

-Yeah, I know that. -My point exactly.

Yeah.

I wanna try some of this.

The guests are starting to sit down.

Carry the bread up.

So, today she's done a Mediterranean breakfast for you.

Bell pepper hummous, babaganoush, olives;

they've got chili and oregano.

Oh, my God, that looks amazing.

Good morning.

Mm-hmm.

-It's homemade. -Syd?

Yeah.

So, I didn't realize that you complained to the girls

about their not helping us out.

-No, I didn't. -I mean, if I'm...

-If I'm... -No, I didn't.

Let me finish... if I've got a problem, I'll go.

It's not your place to complain.

Now, you're going to the third stew,

third stew's going to the chief stew.

Chief stew's pissed off with me because you said something.

-And it's, like, -I didn't. Like, I...

Maybe I should just not joke about anything

on deck anymore, because then it just goes...

-No, it's not that, I mean...

It's exactly the problem.

I just think it's a bit much that I'm being yelled at.

Like, I've stood by him and been his friend for so much of this,

I thought I was doing right by him, but I guess not.

-Everybody about to go swimming? -Yes.

Okay, cool, ready when you guys are.

Come here quickly.

I don't want... just because I'm busy.

-Yeah, in here, that's good. -Because Dani is asleep.

No, because I just spoke to Sydney.

I'm like, hey, Sydney, listen, yeah, I don't think

it's your place to go and complain.

She's like, "I didn't say anything."

Sydney very strongly implied to Alli

that there were several people, mainly you,

that were frustrated with the interior crew

for the lack of help. That's why I was so--

It's, like, this is ----ing pathetic.

I feel like I'm in kindergarten here.

If I've got a problem, I'll come to you.

Now I know. Okay.

Yes.

- ----ing... - Yeah, I know, you...

I said "morning," and you walked past me like I'm ----ing...

Well, Gary, that's me, that's what I do.

-Oh, is it? Okay. -Yeah.

Nice chat.

Oh, I'm the queen of dirty looks.

Just make sure you've got decent momentum,

go out there, and let go.

-Hey! -Whoa!

Nice one.

If you get to, like, the point of no return,

don't let go, because you don't wanna land down there.

No.

-Woo! -Yeah!

That it, that's it, perfect!

Excellent!

Woo! That's it...

wait for it, wait for it, there ya go.

-Okay. -Good job, there.

Yeah, let's fire up and start picking up, we can...

All right, I'll fire up.

Glenn, that's three shots in the water.

Anchor's in the pocket, anchor's in the pocket.

Okay, I'm going.

What's our wind? Eight knots.

True wind eight.

If we're gonna get sails up, now's the time to do it.

-Yeah! -Do it!

All crew, all crew, we're gonna get some sails up.

Copy.

Okay, I'm gonna come off the lock.

Brake released.

We could get lucky and get a nice breeze.

You can come a bit more to port.

-Hold! -Hold!

Okay, that's good. That's main engine off.

Hard turn to port.

We're sailing.

Can I get you a drink?

I heard some mimosas been going around?

-Yeah. -Okay, thank you.

I'll get that for you.

Making seven knots.

Not too bad.

You want to fall off a little more?

Yep, a bit more.

Head straight down the middle there.

This much breeze, that's all we're gonna get out of it.

-Now, Frank, there you go. -Thank you, appreciate it.

Dolphins.

You see it?

There again, see?

-Can't see anything. -Sunfish, maybe?

Oh, it is a dolphin. There are dolphins on the bow.

-Dolphins on the bow? -Dolphins!

Come on, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Look at all of them right here, do you see them?

-Oh my God! -Oh, my gosh!

Oh, you guys, this is not every day.

Oh, what a blessing!

Look at that! It's so magical!

I'm, like, tearing up, this is so beautiful.

That's a good luck omen, to see dolphins.

-Yeah. -Yes!

Good things are coming, y'all.

Mm.

She's got standards.

She's not someone's sloppy seconds.

Right.

Come here, bitch, let me give you a hug.

Mm!

Ah!

Could you do a big turn to port, and I'll put that gennie away.

All right, here we go, going away.

Yeah.

-You can come forward a touch. -Yep.

And halt.

All righty.

Okay, let starboard go.

Okay, Colin, you can let port go.

Kick to port with your stern, kick to port with your stern.

Right?

Eight-zero meters from the dock, 80, eight-zero.

It looks wrapped up, eh?

What's happening with the port chain?

I think we've got a pile up, one second.

Okay, standing by.

Tell me what's happening with that chain on that side.

Oh, mate, they look crossed.

The chains are crossed over.

You reckon it's hooked?

Oh, you see, that's rubbing on something.

----ing hell.

I can see your chain on top of mine.

Oh

This is gonna end ----ing badly here.

Colin, let me know what's happening.

And it's wrapped around.

----ing hell.

Oh, mate, they look crossed.

Oh ----ing

Yeah, I know.

And it's wrapped around.

Glenn, we've definitely got one chain over the other here.

We're just gonna have to hold here for a second.

Are we still in the process of docking?

I think so.

JL, do you wanna jump in the tender?

This is a huge up.

When a chain gets wrapped around an anchor,

it's hard to see which way it's wrapping.

So, we've gotta get a couple of lines down there,

hold the chain up so that we can drop anchor down,

and release the chain.

Sh--, we got it wrapped twice.

If he pulls the chain and releases one of the links,

it's gonna fall to the bottom of the seabed.

There's 27 meters' worth of chain below it.

It can just crush his hand or rip a finger off.

If you can pull that bit right over the top of the chain...

just be careful of your fingers.

Whoa!

Oh ----ing hell.

Be careful, dude, be careful.

Yeah, hold there, hold there, hold there!

Okay, stop, stop, stop there, stop there.

Just be very careful.

When that thing lets go,

it's going straight down to the bottom.

If your hands are stuck in it, you're going with it,

and you've only got about a minute of air to figure it out.

-Oh, my gosh, Daisy, thank you. -Thank you.

You're very welcome.

If you can get that over, that's a big win.

-Oh, wow. -Woo!

If I go down, it'll come off.

Yeah.

It's starting to slip.

Yeah, keep going.

Oh, there it is, there it is, there it is, it's free.

There we go!

Freaking amazing job. Well done.

Woo!

JL, do you wanna tie up and jump on board?

Yeah.

I'm a little dehydrated.

Okay, I'm coming ahead.

Start getting port down now.

Keep a little tension on starboard.

We're looking good on the dock here.

Copy that.

All crew, all crew, can we get everybody on the dock, please?

-Bye, thank you so much. -You made our job very easy.

The best food I've ever had.

-Bye, could I give you a hug? -Oh, absolutely.

-Thank you very much. -Thank you for everything.

-Thank you so much. -We loved it.

Yeah.

Thanks, Captain, I appreciate it.

-Thank you. -I wanna say thank you.

The expectation of what we had coming in was far exceeded,

from the food and just the experience.

Each and every one of you made this experience

so special to all of us.

Thank you so much.

Thank you.

A little token of our appreciation.

Oh, thank you very much.

-Be safe! -Bye!

-Thank you! -Gonna miss all you guys.

-Have a safe trip. -See you later.

Thank you, guys.

Charter number five in the books.

Mummy!

How's your busy day?

Yeah, everything's going well.

Yeah?

There's another girl that's so cool on board,

and we get along so well, and sh--, she makes me laugh.

Hey ----ing hell... excuse my French.

Alli.

I have grown, like, a connection with Gary now.

If you like someone, you like someone.

I think you can't go throughout your life being,

like, I'm not gonna date this person because they had a past.

Yeah, of course.

I've definitely warmed up to the idea a lot more

than, like, a week ago.

Yeah, okay, cannot say that, yeah, imagine.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody

in the salon for a tip meeting, thank you.

Bye.

-Bye-bye. -Love you.

Okay, I would say almost perfect charter,

except we had a little bit of a problem

at the end with the anchoring.

JL, you did a fantastic job.

-Mr. Muscle. -Great job.

You know what, I did do a good job,

I did save the day, and I know I deserve this.

yeah, I do.

So, that brings us to the tip.

Obviously, these guys were really happy.

They left us $15,000.

Yay!

That's 1,660 each.

Thank you!

Okay, so I do have some good news/bad news, all right?

...literally of anxiety.

Okay, so the bad news is that we've got

some bad weather coming.

So, tomorrow morning we leave here at 8:00,

move this boat over to split for two days

while the bad weather and the swell and everything.

But the good news is tomorrow, after we move the boat,

you guys all have the entire day off.

-Yeah! -Woo!

This boat here, our neighbors, Polaris,

I've hired them to take you guys out for the day.

Go anchor by a nice beach and just chill all day.

So glad we don't have to clean up after ourselves!

Yay!

So, for tonight, because it's not a school night,

there's a little bar here that will organize you guys

a table away from everybody else,

and eat and drink and...

-Yay! -Woo!

-Really? -Thank you so much.

Yeah.

So again, great charter, guys.

Thank you, have a fun night.

Have a fun day tomorrow.

Charter number five in the books!

Yeah!

So, how do you reckon this dinner's gonna go tonight?

I think it's gonna go better than last dinner.

I ----ing hope so.

We're just waiting for you guys to come back

so we can have main course, so.

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

You guys went for a cigarette, and you stayed there forever.

Yeah, I don't know why everyone's

so, like, angry at us.

No, Cheffy, Cheffy...

When they come, the cake is destroyed.

They should be at the table.

Well, how do you think it's gonna go, Sydney?

if I know. I don't know sh--.

I mean...

I can't imagine it going worse than last dinner.

Oh, no way, is this us?

-Yes! -This is nice, man!

Wow.

Yay!

That's ----ing awesome.

Yeah, you can sit next to me and she'll sit next to her.

Yeah, and then she's next to her boy.

Guys, this is amazing.

It's like a one-day escape.

Hello, good evening.

Hello!

Just make the order for the food, if you are ready, yeah.

Could I have the octopus salad and the spicy pizza, please?

Can I just have the carbonara pizza, please?

Of course.

That's a moneymaker, I think.

Okay. Stop talking, Gary, okay?

Let's take it. Let's take it.

I've known the Gary and Alli thing was coming.

Like, I knew this would be the next stop on Gary's train.

It's their thing now.

Lovely... Come here, thats...

That's a moneymaker, I think.

Stop talking, Gary.

Okay. Okay. Let's take a...

Let's take a photo.

-All right, let... -We're eating.

-Okay, so... -Ooh!

Here you are, sir, for you, the Jack Daniels.

-Thank you. -Cheers.

That's a good pour, too.

Pizza carbonar.

Thank you.

Seriously, I put on weight really easy, I...

I really have to be careful.

I don't take sh-- personally.

No.

I literally take everything personally.

The older I get, the more sensitive I get.

I'm the opposite, that's so funny.

Then... yeah...

I'm so insecure in myself...

Yes!

Let's love ourselves!

-Yes! -Hundred percent.

When I look for a woman to love, I want her to be sensitive.

We know.

You make me laugh, and...

I don't want Sydney to be upset, I really don't.

But at the same time, I'm drawn to him more and more every day.

I just... I can't help it.

JL, do you wanna switch seats with me?

Okay.

You can hear their conversation.

Do you mind?

You're still next to your girlfriend.

As Beyoncé says, best revenge is your paper.

Just be awesome, look pretty, and have money...

that's the best revenge, always.

I've got all that going for me, so...

There you go.

I would like to make a toast.

Natasha, I thought this charter was your best charter.

-I thought you... -Yee! Yee!

pulled it out of the bag, and I was very, very impressed.

So, I would like to toast to you.

Hear, hear to that! Hear, hear!

-Cheers, Natasha! -The teamwork, yes!

The teamwork makes the ----ing dream work, guys.

If you need help, ask for it.

I still think Natasha's crazy.

We had a good night, can we continue, please?

But, you know, I did decide after the last charter

to try and get on better with her,

and I definitely see a shift in her attitude towards me.

Maybe she is a bit, like, oh, I couldn't intimidate Daisy;

now I have to try and impress her.

Maybe.

Let's go get pissed on the boat, woohoo!

We'll see you tomorrow, guys.

He ----ing hates me!

Sydney.

Why should he hate me and not you, it's your fault.

There's gonna be a bit of animosity

for a couple of hours, and then that's it.

A couple of hours?

-Yeah. -Great.

Yeah.

How do you feel about Gary and Alli?

Honestly, they're ----ing adults,

they can do what they want.

it, there's nothing I can do.

She's very ----ing pissed off.

Yeah, well, should you worry what the she gives.

At the end of the day, I mean--

Because I care about someone else's feelings.

No, of course, and I care about my feelings

and I care about your feelings.

And my feelings are with your feelings.

I have lots of boys who wanna date me.

I'm gonna go change quick into my pajamas.

Okay. Into your pajamas?

Well, I don't know, you're in board shorts.

Do you like my hat?

I do, looks good on you.

Everything looks good on you.

Oh. Thanks.

Gary and I had our tryst, I don't know what changed.

But whatever did, did.

-Yeah. -And, like, so be it.

Alli!

Come here, sit with us.

Well, I was ask to talk to Dani, but JL's here, and...

Oh, do you wanna talk to me?

I can go.

No, it's all right.

You want to talk to me?

No, no, no, I'll go have a seat.

Yeah, go and then you come back.

Tell me, girl, what's up?

Well, I'm in, like, a bit of a situation,

and I just want your advice.

Because...

Like, Gary, like, keeps trying to kiss me,

and, like, I feel like this is very rude, like, being...

-No. -So couple-y in front of her.

I honestly... I don't think it's rude.

I think that what they had was, like, a drunken thing.

You can't expect her to be, like, 100 percent cool with it,

and like, oh, yeah, go, girl, go kiss him.

Absolutely not, yeah.

I think you guys are very cute together,

and I think you guys really do like each other,

and I think you should enjoy it.

-Be happy. -Okay.

-All right. -Okay?

So, I'll let it go a little bit more.

Yeah.

-Thank you. -You're very welcome.

Where did Dani go?

-She's in the master. -She's waiting for JL.

I knew you guys were coming with that, man.

That's too much.

What's happening?

Let me go get my man!

Go get your man!

Hey, man!

How'd that go?

I mean, how is this gonna go?

-Oh! -Ooh!

Sensual!

My, my, my...

I mean, that's what I am, right.

-My, my, my! -Yes, you are.

You can do the drinks, and I'll just supervise.

Okay.

Is that cool?

Sure.

When something feels so good, why deny it?

Why not pursue it? I wanna be with you.

Come on!

----ing hell.

You make me smile, there.

It's fine, you don't have to be weird.

Just going for some Heineken.

Heineken, who's Heineken?

I'm pouring everyone drinks.

Mm-hmm.

I'm pouring one of these nice...

We don't want any shots,

you guys can just do whatever, it's cool.

Ugh!

This is awkward.

I'm gonna use the day head, because I need to, so...

Just make sure you flush,

otherwise Daisy's gonna have a ----ing fit.

Hi!

If I see you smoking a cigarette...

God, I'm just, like, so stressed tonight.

You're right, you're right, you're right.

Here.

Woo!

Let's go there with those people.

Should we?

Come on.

I know, but listen, this is gonna happen.

I know.

And this is gonna keep happening.

Right. Right.

So, I'm gonna kiss you over there...

All right, you can't tell anybody this,

you're the only person I told this.

I knew about this already.

You see that it's all dirty there?

No, man, she slept there, I slept here.

Sydney's not telling me this

because she wants me to keep a secret.

She's telling me this because she wants me to pass it on.

Sorry, Sydney... if you want Alli to know,

maybe you should go and tell her yourself.

The truth always comes out.

Always.

Especially in this case, and it.

Girl.

We're single, beautiful women.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, let's go have fun, come on.

Let's do it.

What are you guys doing?

-We're talking! -Nothing, nothing, nothing.

-Let me see you twerk. -Hold my beer.

Oh!

I'm, like, trying to shake it, and I'm like, oh, yeah.

No, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, do it again.

You have to focus on not moving the waist.

-Oh, no... no worries. -Oh, my God!

I just have to clean that, it's okay.

-No, there is water in there. -It's just fine.

Calm down.

Hey, you shush over there.

I'm getting a beer, does anyone want a drink?

-Yeah! -Yeah, I need a...

Oh

What are you doing?

They're ----ing ruining my teak.

----ing causing more work for me.

Babe, that's, like, two days from now, stop it.

Ash marks on the teak. Drives me nuts.

Chill.

Because I'm the one that has to ----ing do it.

Chill. Chill!

Woo!

I don't care, it's fine.

No, it's not fine.

I'm the one who has to clean the bar after everybody has drinks,

and that's okay, because everybody's having fun.

Well, it's not okay with me.

Well, you're being a ----ing pussy.

It's fine, because everybody has shots from the bar...

All right, you come out... you come out with me...

everybody has drinks from the bar...

You come out with me, I guarantee you

you'll have a fantastic time.

Well, I don't wanna be on deck, that's why I'm not on deck.

Are you gonna be angry?

-Yeah. -All right.

When I'm drunk, I'm touchy and emotional.

When JL is drunk, he's just into himself.

He's like a little flower that doesn't have water,

and it just starts drying out.

Gary, look at this.

Yes, that's...

I don't if that's a turn-on or a turn-off.

This is sassy.

Oh, girls, stop it!

God damn!

I want to...

Well, I'm in the sh--ter.

What happened?

I ----ing told her about these ----ing ash marks

all over the damn teak.

Let me share this really quick.

Que?

I wanna do a lot tonight, but JL's being a ----ing pussy.

Dude, I'm ----ing over it.

Why are you ----ing crying about it?

I don't wanna deal with that sh--.

Fine, I will masturbate, then!

Yeah. Jesus.

Man, like, that really turned me off, bro.

What did she say?

The way she's acting, bro, it's not me.

Woo!

What the is going on in there?

Ah.

Everyone is--

Hey, guys, what the [bleep]?

It's a party.

They've had enough.

Someone's such a bitch.

No more work time.

JL.

Yes, yes!

I'm getting a beer.

JL, you have a little bit of competition tonight,

-which is me. -You don't...

I would get a little move on on this situation.

Let's just go off and come on.

-No, I'm busy. -I'm not going anywhere.

Ooh.

Sh--, I just dropped my beer.

JL's gonna have to clean tomorrow, sh--.

Man, the signals are there, mate.

Like, pretty clear.

Pretty ----ing pissed.

Life is not just about sex.

For me, working hard is the thing that

make a ----ing guy attractive.

If you think, like, a guy's worthy of having sex

by his work ethic, just ----ing look at Gary.

Great work ethic, would not want him to be my boyfriend.

Is Gary good at sex?

No!

Oh sh--.

You guys slept together?

I'm not gonna talk sh-- about Gary.

But also, like, I've had better drunk sex, for sure.

I'm just horny and just trying to have

some sex right now, so...

Well, that's pretty clear.

And he's still quiet, so let's go, Alli.

No, JL, mate, come on!

-Sorry. -Fix this.

-Fix him? -Fix this.

No, Dani, you can't do this!

It's one thing or the other.

Now I don't get laid.

Who's cock-blocking who?

-What the [bleep]?

What's happening, why are you so angry?

I don't with that sh--.

Like, I don't...

I know.

Let me finish this ----ing...

You lay there, bitch!

I don't mind, like, obviously hooking up and sh--.

Like, we already did that.

But, like, if you're gonna start acting like that, dude...

Mm!

No, I don't with that sh--.

Boys are so dumb.

They are so dumb!

I'm just gonna take this inside, and then I'll be back.

Count until five, and if they're not here, we'll be here.

Okay.

She says I was bitching about the teak and stuff.

It's like, you know what,

why don't you come ----ing scrub some teak with me...

Yes.

And then you'll see how I feel about everyone leaving

sh-- all over the deck.

She's, like, "You're being a pussy about it."

I'm like, "No, I'm just being practical."

Like, I know that I'm gonna have to do it.

I mean, five, four, three, two, one, okay, sorry!

-Bye! -Bye!

I ----ing value my ----ing body,

and I just don't want to give myself

to anybody who is not worth it.

When it comes to the tough stains,

like, I'm the one that gets it out, because...

It's ----ing manpower.

Yeah, exactly.

-And it's just, like, -Do you want a drink or not?

Yeah, I ----ing do need a drink.

Yeah.

I got this!

That really turned me off, bro, I mean...

Yeah, it is a turn-off.

Thank God that's plastic.

Bitch, come and lick my vagina.

[bleep], maybe they're upstairs.

Are they?

They're in the aft cabin.

No, they're not.

Which cabin are they in? Just give us...

Probably the master.

They are in the master.

-That's ----ing funny. -No way, bro!

Yes, that's brilliant!

Hello?

-Wait! -Wait!

-It's locked, girls! -Can you open up?

-Girls, come on. -This door is locked.

Yeah.

Is this actually gonna happen?

Like, why couldn't there be hot, single guys on the yacht?

Like, why...

Yeah, like, the options on this boat are ----ing limited.

-Kick it down. -We got it!

-Yeah, you got the door open. -We figured it out.

So, we're coming in, all of us.

-Yes. -Better come, JL.

-I mean, no! -Oh, what's going on here?

You guys off.

No.

-Alli! -Alli!

No, oh... what?

Alli, no, don't run away.

You guys are a bunch of horny mother----ers, like, all of you.

-Are we? -Yeah... no, all of you.

That's sexy as [bleep], I'm not gonna lie.

What, we were just talking about how sh-- you guys are.

Oh off.

Oh, yeah.

You don't need a tray, because that's yours.

Put it on there.

Okay it, okay, you need to do that.

Colin, there's your drink.

We have many drinks, many drinks.

I have this, but thank you.

For me, I am not that mushy person.

I can spend time with you,

but I think you need that individuality.

I think you need to like different things.

Okay, bye.

See you tomorrow.

Bye!

What's going on with you two?

Now is not the time.

For once, speak your mind.

A lady never reveals her secrets, you know?

Just say what you think.

Oh, my God, I literally don't give a

Then why do you say, like, "A lady never reveals her secrets?"

Like, what does that have to do with anything?

Well, you're...

Like, you would just be, like... if you would...

You don't ----ing spill your guts

to ----ing total strangers is what it means!

-I'm not a stranger. -Because you're [bleep]...

you're... you are a stranger to me.

-I'm, like, your roommate. -I don't ----ing know you.

-Oh, my God. -I don't ----ing know you.

-Okay, so, bye. -I've known you for three weeks.

See you later.

Why would I ----ing tell you my life secrets?

She's not gonna be my friend. Like, we're roommates.

Like, we can, like, live with each other as-is.

What does that even ----ing mean, like...

Now she's bitching about me.

I can ----ing hear her from up there, like...

I'm not about passive-aggressiveness,

that's not who I am.

I don't know why she's still pissed at me.

It makes me feel uncomfortable,

knowing that you guys had something.

Ow, babe, that...

It's weird, it's a very weird situation.

It's super weird.

I'm gonna try and just, like, work it out and get over it.

Oh, my Lord.

Why don't we go and have a smoke?

Let's do it.

[bleep], my back.

Okay, are we ready to hash this out, or...

Can you just tell me what your problem is?

I know that you felt some kind of way about how we were being,

like, affectionate towards each other at dinner tonight,

-because... -No, this is about you...

feeling guilty.

No, I have been so ----ing respectful.

You can ask Gary how much I have gone above and beyond.

Do you want me to tell you it makes me uncomfortable?

-Say it if it does! -It doesn't!

Then why are you being cold towards me?

Like, just... why do you ----ing force these conversations?

Do what you wanna ----ing do.

It's not about that, it's about the fact

that I ----ing care about how you feel.

-No, you ----ing don't. -Yes, I do!

Just let them hash it out,

and then everything will be straight.

It's not about me, bro.

...in that situation.

I don't believe it either, but apparently they are.

Yeah.

Gary and I have a connection, and I have been...

Then go ----ing have your connection.

I just did tonight.

You should be angry at him, not me.

I'm not angry at anybody.

Gary, you need to ----ing come here.

Like, I'm not taking all of this bullsh--.

Like, this is so not my problem.

It's no one's ----ing problem.

Oh, my God, I don't ----ing want this!

This is also your argument.

I will say that I'm sorry.

I have ----ed up, and I'm sorry to cause a stir.

But the feelings I have for Alli is not the same feelings

I have for you, and

I'm so sorry to put that out bluntly like that.

And that's how it is.

----ing just, like, do what you ----ing want.

Just leave me alone.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I can't believe we've got a day off.

I feel like JL and I have been a bit couple-y.

It's just, like, a lot of feelings going on.

If you could change one thing about charter,

what would you change?

Daisy.

I'm sick of being made out to be the ----ing bitch of the group.

It's like when you think you're not the asshole on the boat,

you're the asshole on the boat.

When you think you're not the crazy one on the boat.

What are you trying to say, Sydney?

Oh, my boobs are like your personality...

Woo!

Yeah!

Slow down, slow down, slow down!

Ahead, ahead, ahead!

-Ahead! Ahead! -I've lost it.

-Ahead! -Ahead!

me, Goddamn it!

That was bad.

[bleep],