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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Just try and keep the portions small.

I think they thought they were...

All the portions were small last night.

Okay, I'm just giving you some positive feedback.

No.

I don't mind, like, feedback,

but I think the way she deliver it...

You speak asshole, then I would speak your language back.

-It was an amazing charter. -Any time.

But we think Natasha deserves a separate mention.

She was phenomenal.

No, you can't say anything now.

I kinda think I met someone.

Dani.

I haven't had a serious relationship, really, ever.

But you can definitely tell that there's something there.

I don't wanna tattle, but, like, I just did everything

that he was supposed to ----ing do in, like, two hours.

Sh--'s not getting done at night,

because I think him and Dani have just been hooking up.

Honestly, Gary, I'm getting my job done,

so change your own department.

Don't come and it up with my job.

I know I'm the better catch.

I'm more attractive, I know I'm more fit.

I've never met a girl that makes me laugh as much as you do.

Sydney put yourself in the interior.

That's ----ing hard.

I'm sorry, but I don't feel sorry for you.

Savage!

You bitches never ----ing help out on deck.

-No. -Oh, my God!

I feel really weird, I wanna go to bed.

I'm gonna go to bed, then.

Shut up, stop being mean.

I'm ----ing kidding with you, but okay, good night.

Let's just all go to bed.

What the hell?

I know when I'm being a bitch

and I know when I'm just kidding with people,

and I'm, like, literally ----ing with her.

----ing mean mother----er.

I can read between the lines here.

Sydney's jealous.

She's wasted and she's picking a fight.

I broke her heart.

Gary's predicament right now is the exact reason

there's a saying, "Don't screw the crew."

me, why does this have to be so darn difficult?

Hola. Como esta?

Oh, man. So much drama.

Gary needs some advice.

I don't know, mate, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know.

Gary likes one of the girls on the boat.

She's playing hard to get because he already kissed

another girl on the boat, and then regretted it.

[bleep]'s never gonna happen at all.

Okay, that sucks.

That really does suck.

All right, mi amor, I'm gonna get some sleep.

Miss you.

Bye. Love you.

What to do, Gary, what to do, what to do, what to do.

Mm-hmm.

Ugh.

How's it going, dude?

Good, good.

Got some good sleep.

That's good.

Morning.

I really wanna wash my face.

Where did you disappear to last night?

Oh, really?

Enough said.

Enough said, and that's brilliant.

Good morning.

-Morning. -Morning.

-How are you? -I'm great.

Mm.

What was that "mm" about, darling?

-Nope. -Huh?

Mm.

Ugh.

-Where is that-- -Good morning!

Morning!

I am so hung over from partying...

from partying last night.

Oh, hang on... that's you guys!

10:00 or 11:00 tonight it's gonna start pissing rain.

I did see the weather was gonna be pretty sh--ty.

Where did you sleep, down here?

JL is so ----ing tall,

can't even sleep in the normal guest cabin.

You might as well.

Yeah, I mean, it's more comfortable than that.

Yeah.

And, I mean...

Yeah.

Ah, so ----ing stupid!

Did you vacuum in here?

No.

Okay, well, I'll start vacuuming,

then I'll move in here when you're gone.

Whoa, hello, okay.

So, what's going on with you and Gary?

Nothing. Still nothing.

But, like, the more time goes by,

I guess I'm sort of starting to grow...

Yeah.

...like, a little bit of an attachment to Gary.

So, there's a full-on thing happening between you and her.

Who?

-You and Alli. -Yeah, a little bit.

I'm like, I think we get along, and she's like, yeah.

I'm like, there's chemistry there.

She's like, there's definitely chemistry there.

Recently, she said to me,

"You can't help who you fall in love with," and I was like...

Whoa!

Yeah, I'm, like, wait a minute.

Don't throw the "L" word out there!

I know, like...

It gives me, like, anxiety.

I know, me too.

I didn't wanna, like, upset her or anything.

I'm not gonna let anything happen.

Yeah.

But you know, I'm the type of guy

that takes it slow, you know?

Yeah, you don't rush into things.

Mm-mmm.

off.

Gary, Daisy, and Natasha,

can you guys meet me in the crew mess?

We're gonna have a little preference sheet meeting.

Oh [bleep]'s sake.

Let me check the weather.

Come on... there ya go.

Tight squeeze.

-You ready? -Ready-steady.

Charter number five, we have co-primary charter

guests Sheka Jones Espy and Frank Espy.

Sheka is a nurse manager in the San Francisco Bay area.

She says she has an insanely hard to please,

very refined palate.

Her friends joke that she could be a food critic.

Ugh.

The only thing worse than a food critic

is a self-proclaimed food critic.

So, I need to get it right.

Joining Frank and Sheka are Lizzy

and Lizzy's fiancé, Rachel.

Also joining the group is Matt and his wife, Maggie.

For dinner, they would like seafood, filet mignon.

After dinner they want to keep the party going

with a disco rave dance party on the fly bridge.

On night two, they would like to have

an old Hollywood theme night, and do a murder mystery game.

Ooh, I like that.

Before dinner, they would like to have cocktails

in a picturesque location off the boat.

After the cocktail hour they want to return

to the boat for a five-course meal.

Well, I think you have your work cut out for you,

but I'm sure you're gonna do great.

All right?

Thank you very much.

Holy sh--.

This is ----ing pumping, bru.

In this marina we're just so vulnerable such high winds,

and when we get a big swell or a gust,

the anchors start to drag.

We can hit the dock that way.

Cap, we're just getting massive surge.

I want to sort some lines and fenders out quickly.

Copy that.

Oh, that's way too ----ing close.

I'm gonna take up on this anchor.

You can't.

There's, like, 30 knots of wind out there,

so Glenn doesn't have much control

over what the boat's doing.

What a ----ing nightmare.

What the

We might have to leave the dock.

I'm gonna fire up.

we're far too close.

Oh, that's way too ----ing close.

In we go.

Can we get some fenders pumped up?

Okay.

Can we get a move on also,

because we're close to the dock, if you don't mind.

Yeah.

This is a thunderstorm passing through.

Shall I try to take up on the anchors?

Let's fire up the engine,

and I'll just give it a tick over ahead.

JL, JL, Glenn.

Yeah, go for JL.

Can you keep an eye on the transom for me,

let me know the distance?

Two and a half.

Two and a half meters?

One and a half.

One and a half, yeah, if that.

A meter's like that, from my elbow to my arm...

Three feet, right?

You're two meters, you'll easily be able to go there.

It's, like, oh, my God, that's just stupid, you know?

But it also could be disastrous.

Let's get four fenders there.

Four fenders, copy.

I want him to be able to walk out of this

and think that he can do what I'm doing,

but I don't feel he's motivated at all.

He doesn't give a

Ugh.

Something's gotta change.

That's two meters.

It was nice.

He was, like, the cat that got the cream this morning.

I know.

He, like, could not stop smiling.

I did found out one thing, though.

What?

It fits. Fits fine.

On that note, I'm going to the laundry.

-Okay, then! -Bye!

I'm gonna call the agent.

Yeah, okay.

I'll get the awning, the tables.

We need a murder mystery game.

Thank you very much.

Once this is all done, call it a day.

Sydney's gonna get the sundeck.

Okay.

You guys can have a couple drinks tonight.

We've got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow,

so please don't go crazy.

What are you insinuating, Glenn?

Must not be talking about me.

No, of course not you.

You're having a shower?

Yeah, I'll go first, because you need to take a sh--, don't you?

Yeah.

[bleep], dude.

What are we doing here?

Today I have to say it was the first day that I was, like,

why am I doing another season?

I'm 32 years old, I'm old A-F,

I wanna have a family, I wanna have babies.

Why am I here?

But you know, one thing that I read that

I think it was such inspiring, it was so cool.

It was that you need to trust the process.

My best friend passed away at 32.

He was a police officer. He got shot six times.

Oh, my God.

We were 18 when we met, and we dated 14 years ago.

I always thought we're gonna end up together.

I always thought he was the person

I was going to live forever with.

And since he's gone, I can't just live this life

without doing the best I can, you know?

Yeah.

He was your best friend.

I don't wanna talk about it anymore.

As a woman in yachting,

it makes it really difficult to find a partner.

-Oh. -Mm.

Since my friend passed away four months ago,

opening up, it's really difficult.

I always get scared that I'm gonna end up alone.

So, that's really hard to deal with.

I'm a strong person, I never cry!

it!

Good night.

Night, see you guys in the morning.

-Good night. -Good night, guys.

Good night.

Oh, my God, I'm so tired.

-Morning. -Morning.

Morning. Hey, you.

-Yeah? -You?

Oh.

All crew, all crew, all crew, there's provisions on the dock.

God!

You okay?

A for effort.

Ugh!

[bleep]'s sake.

But they smell so pretty.

This freaking charter guest, they say she have,

like, a really refined palate.

Palate, I saw that.

So, I'm going to prepare myself and become refined for her.

I'm hoping that they're not like Barrie and his family.

How ----ing hard is it to poach an egg?

I think I need to teach her how to make

a ----ing sandwich, you know?

We can't eat like this.

We have to have the food all together.

Please, God, like, make my food taste good.

I'm so tired.

All crew, 20 minutes, everyone dressed for guests.

Copy.

Perfect.

Do you know where the small white tray is

that we put the wet towels on?

Just use this. Then you can just stack them on.

-Yeah. -The boat looks good.

Hi.

What's he doing now, is he, like...

what's causing these seizures?

Is it something he ate, or maybe, or what?

So for our options, what are we talking about?

Do whatever you can, I'll pay whatever it takes.

Okay. Bye.

Goddamn.

Colin!

How are you?

-Not good. -You're not good?

My girlfriend just called and said my dog

might have to get put down.

Oh, no!

Two years ago our friends found a little puppy.

He was abandoned in a cave.

And they were, like, "Do you wanna rescue this puppy?"

I said, "Sure."

Kind of in shock.

So, we rescued him and he's been sailing with me

around the Caribbean for the last two years,

just an amazing, amazing dog.

Please don't pop.

All crew, everyone on aft deck, standing by for guests.

Copy, copy.

That's them.

Girlfriend just called and said my dog

might have to get put down.

Oh, no!

All crew, everyone on the aft deck,

standing by for guests.

Copy, copy.

That's them.

It feels hotter over here.

Oh, because you're out of the AC.

Well, when you put it like that...

That's really nice.

-Hello. -Hello!

-Hello, I'm Captain Glenn. -Frank.

Welcome to Croatia.

Hi, Sheka, I'm Daisy.

-Hi, Daisy, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

-You want a lavender cold towel? -Awesome.

-Hi, Rachel. -Hi, Rachel, I'm Gary.

-Thank you so much. -Dani.

Dani, nice to meet you, I'm Lizzy.

Thank you so much.

-Welcome aboard. -Thank you so much.

So, if you want to follow me, I'll show you around the boat.

Down here we have the cockpit.

This is where normally we have most of our meals.

-Hopefully no rain, eh? -Yeah, hopefully.

Blue gage on deck.

Up here we have the fly bridge.

Oh, wow, awesome.

Of course, you have the infamous hot tub.

I'll do those.

You can wait...

you can wait for the heavy sh--.

That's a waste.

Down here we have the main saloon.

Oh, air conditioning.

This is real luxury, my goodness.

Here, I can take this one.

Are you tiny, too?

These are both identical twin cabins.

Look at these little drawers.

So you don't have to fight over it, because they're the same.

And in here, we have the master suite.

Oh, wow, okay.

There's a lot of room for activities in here.

We can start taking off the spare lines

that's on the winches.

Okay.

Try to drop them in the water,

ease it a little bit, and then walk it down the dock.

Okay, aft deck, you guys can start dropping lines,

and let me know when they're all on board, please.

Copy.

-Ooh! -Ooh, are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.

That is a cover page.

All lines clear on the aft deck.

Copy that.

Do you want me to bring those up to them?

Yeah.

Sir, if you're a model, I think you have

to sign a different contract for this.

Okay.

Both anchors are home.

These are cream cheese and crostini popsicles.

I'm a little nervous.

Mm.

-It is tasty. -Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

What time is dinner?

- 8:15? - Sure.

-Does that work? -Yeah.

-Sounds great. -Perfect.

Oh, cool.

Did he just eat the whole thing?

Dinner's at 8:15, does that work for you?

Yeah, perfect.

Natasha clearly isn't responding well to feedback,

so this charter I'm gonna step back a little bit

and just let her kind of find her own way.

It's not exactly how I would define teamwork,

but it's better than starting world war three.

-Hey, JL? -Yes?

Why's that?

Just because until I see an improvement,

I want things to happen.

When I came up the one day, nothing was done, bro.

Absolutely nothing was done.

Nothing was detailed, and there were towels

in the dryer that weren't folded and, like, rolled up.

Colin told me he saw you just sitting in the bridge.

-I'm ----ing beat. -You're just sitting there?

There's sh-- that's not getting done, and that's just...

it's tiring repeating myself.

If you want me to go through stuff at night with you, I can.

No, I... I got nothing to say...

I got nothing to say.

It's absolutely ridiculous.

I'm a very hard worker.

When you're done here, you can go down if you want.

I'm a grown man, and you're a short little Frodo,

and you don't need to be talking to me like that.

♪ Looking like King ♪

♪ Because it's my fault that this sh--'s dirty ♪

-You ready to rock and roll? -Ready to rock and roll.

Just a heads up, the wind has picked up

and it looks like we are gonna sail.

Gary, why don't you pull out the lazy sheet?

Roger.

You wanna steer while we put sails up?

Yeah.

Try to keep it between two and three.

You can start getting the mizzen up.

Okay, coming off the lock.

Wow!

And hold.

Gonna climb up for this one when you get closer.

Is that mandrel straight up?

Yeah, looks good.

Okay, coming out on the genoa now.

Oh, my God!

Yeah, we're sailing now.

This is a really good tilt.

Ah!

Can I slide? Whee!

Ooh!

Hey!

That's good like that.

So, pick something you can see, and just stay on it.

Let me take a picture of you guys.

You guys are so beautiful!

-You okay? -Yeah, oh, I'm great, thank you.

Can I order a round of shots for us upstairs?

We can't really have access to the shots glasses right now.

I think we're tacking soon, though,

so we will be on another tack shortly.

Amazing, thanks, guys.

You're welcome.

Oh, really?

Do you wanna go there, get the glasses?

Sure.

-Where are they, in there? -Yes.

I can get them for you, if you want.

This is actually kind of dangerous.

I don't want anyone to hurt themselves.

No, I've got the top ones.

He's angry at me.

Oh, why?

Because he's on nights.

I thought he'd be happy.

Then he can spend time with Dani all the time.

I thought you were gonna split it?

I was, but when you...

stuff keeps not getting done, and I believe it's gonna help.

Maybe if I leave the boat, and then everybody can work happy

without me here, and everybody will work.

No, it's not your fault.

What the [bleep]?

She thinks you're blaming her.

I'm not blaming you for anything.

-Okay, cool. -Yes.

Are you okay?

No.

Are you gonna cry?

Maybe.

Why, what's wrong?

Having a little breakdown right now.

----ing hell, how did I get here?

I'm in my thirties.

I do, like, my job, but it's not, like, my career.

I'm hooking up with a 24-year-old boy.

I'm having fights with a crew member,

and I'm, like, still grieving my friend that passed.

What's going on with my life?

I'm too old to be doing this sh--.

What am I doing with my life, Jesus Christ.

This is awesome.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my God, look at this sail.

Oh!

Whose idea was this?

What's wrong?

Are you okay?

I'm just having a mini-breakdown.

It's, like, what am I doing with my life, what am I doing here,

what the is going on.

I might ask for an application,

you know, this doesn't seem like a bad job.

I'm 32 years old, I have no ----ing proper job, I have...

This is a proper job!

It's not a proper job!

What the [bleep]?

We're all in the same boat...

literally all in the same boat.

We all don't have a proper job?

You're a chef, on land or on a boat.

I'm not a ----ing stewardess on land.

What am I gonna do on land?

What's happening?

I'm gonna go fix my face.

Let's put the lazy away.

Copy, copy, on my way.

Oh.

Why is the sun always in your eyes when you're dropping sails?

-How many meters? -You're at two.

There it goes.

Colin, Colin, Glenn.

Let's go to three.

Copy, out to three.

Long stay 12:00 right now.

Okay, that's main engine off.

Yay!

Good sail! Great sail!

I'm not taking credit. I mean, that was just perfect.

That was a good day of sailing.

-Beautiful. -That was great.

All right, let's get ready for dinner.

Mm, mm, mm.

Alli, if you wanna start setting the table.

C'est magnifique.

I hope so.

All of them like Korean and Japanese, Indian, Thai,

so I decided let's make a fusion.

I do love this necklace so much.

I know.

Okay, when you're ready.

-Going. -Okay.

What time are they eating?

Like, in five minutes.

Okay, cool.

-Ah. -Wow!

Natasha, guests are seated.

Let's do this.

Girls...

Oh, wow, this looks great.

So, your first course is a red chicken curry amuse-bouche

with cucumber on top.

Mm.

Oh, my God, the curry's so good.

She can second round that, that was delicious.

Oh, my God, I'm so excited about this dinner.

This is gonna be so good.

Yeah, this is incredible.

-That done... -Mm-hmm.

We can change.

If you want to just help the girls.

They love the chicken curry. They're very happy.

Now she's getting creative, mm!

Natasha is really stepping it up this charter.

She's thinking outside the box, she's putting in extra effort.

I'm very impressed.

They're ready to go.

Thank you.

Enjoy.

-Thank you! -Thank you so much!

Oh, my goodness.

Mm!

-Pretty delicious. -Oh, my God.

Holy sh--.

This plating is incredible.

-Yeah. -I know, it's so good.

Sydney, if you wanna set up the disco rave upstairs with Dani.

They loved that.

Perfecto.

Mm, mm, mm.

The last course is a top-quality Wagyu.

Very freaking sexy piece of meat.

And I want to cook it just,

like, beautiful as it can be, just very natural.

So...

...better freaking love it.

Your last course is a seared Wagyu steak

on a wakame salad.

Were you excited to work with this Wagyu?

Yes, I'm always excited to work with Wagyu.

Enjoy!

Oh, my God.

That is the best teriyaki sauce I ever had.

This is the best meal I've ever had, I think.

I'm drooling.

Chef Natasha, this has been extraordinary.

You far exceeded my expectations.

Thank you.

I ----ing nailed it.

Nice work.

Mm, disco ball.

Beautiful.

That'll do.

If you like.

I feel honored, yeah.

Gary's actually washing dishes

without me having to ----ing beg for it.

I have you to myself for two minutes.

Thank you, Alli, I will happily take it.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

The whole place is lit.

This is where I arrive.

Party Sydney just wants to have fun and dance.

I'm always first on the dance floor

with a gin and tonic in my hand.

If you're not having as much fun as I am, then you suck.

We are ready for your disco.

Whenever you're ready, if you wanna head on up.

We need to change.

Yeah, 10 minutes.

Ten minutes, that's all we get.

Get out, this is awesome!

Yes!

Woo, woo, woo!

The wind.

Yeah.

Pretend they're on fire and take the shot.

Shots!

Shots, shots, shots.

I'm out of uniform.

-Eh? -Like, can the guests see me?

No...

Mm.

It's nice out.

It's nice to be outside.

-Yeah, you never come outside. -For more than...

for more than just, like, walking through.

It's best when you're doing a crossing

and you're in the middle of the ocean,

and you see all the shooting stars.

-That's cool. -Yeah.

Oh, my God, you... we're in Croatia!

I know, right, who would have known?

There's nothing that can ever happen.

What, between...

Between you and I.

I know, it is all my fault.

----ing hell.

-Should we go to bed? -Yes.

Hmph.

I don't want the guests to see me in my pajamas.

Yeah, I'll walk in front of you.

Yeah.

Hi, love.

-Thank you, bye. -Bye!

Night, night, night, love you, love you.

Thanks for everything, good night.

I'm sorry.

I love you. I don't know what to do.

I wanna hug you so much.

Mother----er.

Did he just die on the table?

I can't even believe this.

He was...

Thanks for doing that.

I'm just shocked.

Like, it just doesn't seem real.

It's ----ing devastating.

If you can bury him, I'll visit him when I get back.

Okay.

Thanks for everything.

I love you too, bye.

Woo!

Cheers!

Oh, that's my jam right there,

boy, hoo, hoo, hoo, that's my jam.

Woo, yes!

Mm, mm, mm.

Woo!

This is like when I was a teenager.

Bangin' tunes!

Okay, I found something we have in common.

-What? -Music.

Oh, my gosh, rrr.

Love it.

At first I was pretty annoyed about

having the night shift again.

But on the other hand, I'm starting

to have this relationship that's building up with Dani.

You, sir, just gained a lot of points.

As long as we're doing our jobs and being professional...

Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Then it really shouldn't matter.

Oh, so I was low on the totem pole, then.

No, but you know, just got better.

You all right, mate?

My ----ing dog died about an hour ago.

What?

I can't believe it.

-Yeah. -I'm in shock.

sorry, mate. Broken your heart, bru.

Yeah, it sucks, man.

Good night, Sheka. Good night, Frank.

-Good night. -Thank you so much.

You're still sparkling.

Thank you so much.

-Good night! -You're very welcome.

-That was wonderful. -Thank you.

-Sleep well! -Oh, you too, you too.

Thank you.

Trouble.

No, that ----ing pisses me off.

Like, I ----ing help you guys all the time,

but you can't ----ing wash the crew clothes?

Like, it takes, like, two seconds.

Like, that's bullsh--, dude.

-Thanks, JL. -Yeah, of course.

Ugh.

I never thought a ----ing dog

could make me feel this ----ing sad.

I'm trying to make it look like a Japanese Zen garden.

I love it.

----ing sucks.

Hi, good morning.

-How are you? -I'm good, how are you?

Good. How was last night?

Oh, it was good.

What are the muffins?

Banana-cinnamon.

How are you doing?

I'm doing great.

Smoked salmon, some cinnamon and banana muffins.

All right.

I think that was the best meal I've ever had, last night.

Yeah.

I love so much that we have a female chef.

Mm-hmm.

So, there's a town around here called Trogir, very pretty.

It's like a little walled city, and they've got a castle.

We're gonna go here for, like, sunset drinks.

We're gonna go in, set up the tables, chairs,

and then we'll come back and do dinner on board.

Once they're back on board,

we'll leave pretty soon after that, and go out and anchor.

Because we don't wanna stay on that dock overnight...

Good morning.

Good morning, good morning.

All right, doll, have fun, be safe.

Who do I speak to about laundry?

Me.

Ladies, you wanna go tubing, yeah?

I got a whole bunch of black underwear.

Yes, yes, yes, I have seen them.

Yeah, they're definitely...

I don't find a pair by tomorrow,

I'll be going commando.

There's definitely some in the machines right now.

-Thank you. -Mm-hmm.

You guys ready to go?

I promise I'll be gentle.

Actually, no, I can't promise that.

Woo!

Woo!

Are you okay?

-Want me to get the ladder? -Yeah.

You guys have fun?

It's really quite...

It's frightening, but it's just so fun.

Oh, good. Oh, a little bit of frightening's okay.

Deck, deck, deck, we're gonna get outta here.

Oof,

They're gonna pack away all the toys and get ready to get going.

That's two shots at the waterline.

Tender streaming in.

Anchor's in the pocket, anchor's in the pocket.

So, I decided I'm gonna talk to Sydney today.

I wanna talk to her sober so that she can actually,

like, say what she needs to say.

I'm sick of, like, the little digs at me.

You guys asked me to explain something.

I'm ----ing explaining, you don't just keep saying, "Sorry."

You asked me to ----ing explain, I'm gonna explain.

I'm doing a workout tomorrow. Sydney, are you in?

Yeah, I mean, I can ----ing beat you in a workout for sure.

Beat me? Take it easy!

She obviously is the kind of girl who always needs to win.

I want it to go away, because I'm sick of it.

As much as Sydney can say that Gary and I doesn't bother her...

Anything she wants to get off her chest,

she should get it off her chest...

I mean, I can read between the lines, yeah.

Good luck.

I think you're just on vacation.

Yeah, your life is not difficult out here.

Hey, Captain Glenn,

would you be interested in joining us for dinner?

-Yeah, I would love to. -You're good?

-Okay. -That'd be great.

-Sweet. -Cool.

I'm gonna do the drinks over there, so it's gonna be

you and Dani setting up and doing turn-downs.

Mm-hmm.

So, murder mystery also.

Cool, thanks.

JL, whenever you're ready you can pull that tender up short.

So, the dock in Trogir,

it's a very narrow channel that you're going up,

and it's better to back up

so that we can be starboard side to the town.

It's always a challenge because

the trick is to get really close and not touch.

At bow and stern, we're gonna try and get a spread,

but that stops us from moving away from the wall.

Yeah.

And the springs stop us from moving forward and aft.

Okay, copy that.

You happy throwing from the bow?

Yeah, that's fine.

Probably gonna have to touch the water.

Ooh, look at this.

Yeah, that should be good.

The ancientness of this place, it feels very ancient.

I feel like I'm touching mud already.

Yeah, you are.

How's that distance fore and aft, you happy with that?

Yeah, I'm happy on the stern, Glenn.

You guys already have your fenders down at the waterline?

Affirmative.

Okay, I'm gonna come straight alongside now.

Bow line going on now.

There she goes.

Five meters astern.

I'll wrap it round, if you wanna

press up on that starboard capstan.

Three more meters.

Copy, three more.

Okay, stand by, let's make sure these fenders

are doing their job before we come over too far.

All the fenders offboard look fine.

Okay, that's main engine off.

Great job.

All right, it's time.

JL, you wanna start getting six chairs ready

and those two tables?

Okay, copy that.

Mm...

I know, it's very nice of you.

-You ready to go? -Yeah.

Sydney, Sydney, you can go down on break now.

Copy that.

-You good? -Yeah.

You know the secret password to get in?

"Daisy is amazing?"

Wow, very cool, eh?

Imagine back in the when a war was going on,

and you're running up with bow and arrows,

people falling off there.

Hush, Gary, you sound like a five-year-old.

Imagine the war back in the day!

-Go for it. -Wanna go next, Daisy?

Sure.

I'd say sideways might be the best.

Yeah.

I can come down and pick that up.

So, I'd better tell them not to wear heels.

Flat shoes.

Oh my

So, this is it.

Oh, no, there's more steps here.

Oh sh--.

-Oh... -Yeah.

God, you wouldn't wanna be afraid of heights.

Holy sh--, I've earned my ----ing fee for the day.

Oh

Coming up...

Can I just get some water?

Yeah, sure.

JL, JL, Gary, bring up four bottles of water.

Just finishing up now my dinner.

JL doesn't give a

Y'all gonna pass out.

Well, I'd better tell them not to wear heels.

Flat shoes.

I have this amazing double chain of pearls,

do you wanna try it on?

-Yeah. -Ooh!

Oh, yes.

Oh, my

Holy [bleep], I've earned my ----ing fee for the day.

Eyelashes...

so awkward to put on, so fun when they're on.

Oh, this is awesome.

Yes.

How are you gonna set them up, like, facing this way?

Just do the bar here and your two tables there...

-Nice view. -...facing the sunset.

-Okay. -Okay, let me just go.

So, we're going to need a light.

this is cool.

Oh, yeah, what's up?

I just wanted to talk to you because I feel like

there's been a few times where you have made digs

of the interior, but it's always been at me.

Like saying that we don't help.

No, I honestly, like, haven't, like...

if I've said anything, like...

like, yes, the laundry thing,

I apologize to you about that, and...

It just makes me feel like maybe there's things

that you're holding in that you maybe, like, wanna say.

No, I don't think so.

I think it's, like, a department thing.

Yeah.

I don't think it's a me and you thing.

Well, damn... the things we do for guests.

Whew, yeah ----ing awesome.

You know, this.

I know, because Gary said, you know, he was, like,

"Oh, interior never helps out."

So it's, like, all of you guys that thing we don't help.

Really?

man, this blows.

Ow, my legs.

Whew.

Holy sh--.

A lot of, like, the bitching is not instigated by me.

Maybe that needs to be a problem between Daisy and Gary.

Yeah.

At least it's gonna be cold when we're lugging

this sh-- down, eh?

You got some comfy shoes to get up there,

because it's a bit tricky, that route.

Oh, my God. Holy

Oh, thank you.

We have guests on the dock.

This is how you make pasta carbonara.

All crew, all crew, dinner's ready,

it's in the crew mess.

Ah.

See, all my stuff is tropical.

Imagine the guests are like,

oh, no, this is sh--, let's go back down.

Oh, my God.

-Oh, wow. -Look at this!

Come on, Gary, figure this sh-- out, mate.

Yeah, it looks cool.

Good workout.

Oh, my.

-Oh... amazing! -Oh, my.

Yeah, that's pretty... that's pretty cool.

Oh, my goodness.

This is amazing.

Oh, look at these pineapples!

It's like "Game of Thrones," tiki theme.

Yeah.

-There you go. -Excellent.

-All right, cheers. -Cheers!

Cheers!

What a trip.

I mean, this is really nice up here, really.

-Yeah, gorgeous. -Yeah.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

I might be a little bit melty.

It's a little bit...

Mm-hmm, do you want some?

-Oh, yeah. -They drink a lot of water.

Do they, yeah?

How's everyone doing?

Be okay with a little bit more wind, please, thanks.

Yes, hopefully the sun will go down soon

and you guys will cool off.

You know, can I just get some water?

Sure.

We're gonna need more.

We're just gonna have to get JL to come up.

JL, JL, JL, Gary.

Go for JL.

Daisy asked if you could bring her four bottles of water.

Yeah, copy that.

I'm just finishing up now my dinner,

and I'm heading that way now.

----ing hell, leave your dinner.

You got it, or you want me to do it?

Just to let you know, it is for the guests.

Yeah, no, I'll... I'll do it.

Okay.

You guys, I know that this is hot,

but I'm so glad you guys wore tuxes.

Glad you acknowledged.

-Thank you. -Smokin'!

Mm.

I'd probably beat him.

He's gonna take his time, [bleep]'s sake.

Okay, four, eh?

Oh, wow, I'm full.

It's like [bleep], come on!

I'll just give you these three,

and a couple of the room temperature ones.

Okay.

Jean Luc, Jean Luc, Gary.

I don't know where the cooler bag is, though.

----ing hell!

JL doesn't give a and

he doesn't see the urgency in getting things done.

Do you have any cold water?

Yeah, sure, let me get you some.

Hey, I got the waters, but they're not cold.

It's still water... it's only three bottles.

This is ----ing ridiculous, mate.

Y'all gonna pass out.

Whew.

Oh, this is amazing.

It's so mesmerizing.

This is insanely good.

Oh!

You guys all have the entire day off.

...drama.

If you could change one thing about charter,

what would you change?

Daisy!

Yeah!

-Hi! -Hi!

You reckon these girls are gonna be a pain in the ass?

Are you guys talking sh-- about us?

What?

If you're gonna talk sh--, go somewhere else!

Every person at this table has been bullying me.

It's ----ing bullsh--.

Are that? Oh, good.

This is the lowest point in my career.

It like serving your peers.

-Yeah! -Woo!

Sixteen yachties together is terrifying.

I don't want a drunken orgy.

The more I get to know you, I like you more.

Let's have sex tonight.

And if I get pregnant, that's God's will.

I knew this would be the next stop on Gary's train.

I'm just trying to have some sex right now.

Let's go, Alli.

Mm!

Bitch, come and lick my vagina!

It is a whole sh--show.

We've got no steering, we've got no bow thrusters.

How soon is that food ready?

Oh, my God, we're coming!

She's ----ing winging sh-- like that?

It's absolutely not acceptable.

They ----ing do what they want.

She's very ----ing pissed off.

Oh, my Lord.

Just, like, do what you ----ing want.

Just leave me alone!

Slow down, slow down!

Ahead! Ahead, ahead!

What the is this sh--?

Oh, my God, I got ----ing chlamydia again.

Oh, my God.