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Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

Strip me naked.

I don't wanna hurt your feelings.

I wanna be your friend.

Of course, yeah.

I'm not here to destroy your life.

It was a mistake ----ing Sydney.

I think I friendzoned her, is that not good enough?

I wouldn't mind giving ----ing old Alli a kiss.

It's good to see you smiling again.

Yeah, well, I'm still upset about my Pa.

With my Pa passing away, this grief is building and building,

and it's quite nice to have someone put a smile on my face.

Never gonna ----ing finish here.

Excuse me... just take that back for me.

We didn't have our best charter,

and I think that's reflected in the tip.

It's bullsh--.

This is Natasha's fault, one thousand percent.

The bad news is our next charter's tomorrow.

Mm!

Tonight is legitimately a school night.

Ah!

Who's gonna be the one that calls it to go to bed?

-Not me. -Same.

It's a battle between the three of us!

Okay, last cigarette, and then I'm going to bed, guys.

Guys, I'm really drunk.

Last cigarette and bed.

Who would like one more shot?

Gary, get in the middle of us and take your ----ing pants off!

off.

I know you'd like that, but no.

Woo!

I don't think you girls are jumping--

All right, I'm ready to jump overboard now.

Okay, let's go.

I swear to God, I swear to God I'll jump.

Hurry the up!

Gary, get in the middle of us and take your ----ing pants off.

off I know you'd like that, but no.

Woo!

I don't believe you girls are jumping.

Gary, you asshole!

This is the reason I never had children.

Woo!

you Sydney. you.

Why, because I pushed you?

Yeah, my...

I smacked my arm so hard!

Bitch, you were gonna jump in anyways.

You would have smacked your ass equally as hard,

it's not my ----ing fault.

I would have been a little bit more prepared, okay!

Bye!

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

off.

It is ----ing freezing.

How embarrassing!

what are we still doing awake?

Where the is my phone?

There it is. Okay, perfect.

Are we good?

Are you guys being mean to me?

What?

Okay, okay.

No, no, no, that's okay.

I'm stuck in a little bit of a tight place here,

because Sydney does have feelings for me,

but I don't feel the same way for her as I do Alli.

I'm tired.

No, we're all going to bed.

I mean, she's a sweet girl, but what do I even do now?

I don't know.

I'll see you in, like, 10 minutes.

No, you won't.

Could we have a bow chat?

All right.

Skinny-dipping with the girls, bro.

I like Gary.

I'm not stupid, I know you guys flirt.

Like, I'm not dumb.

Okay. Oh my God.

Believe me, anything you've felt, I've seen... please.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Well, we, like, our...

like, we flirt and there's a chemistry there.

And then I'll be, like...

I really, really, really like,

That sounded really bad.

What I'm saying is, like, do you ----ing like him?

I really don't like him that much.

I'm... and that's really bad.

No, it's...

Oh, no, it's not like I want to like him, but I do.

Like, why the do, like...

Okay, you know what, it's so not my thing anymore.

It's totally your thing.

I didn't realize that you liked him as much as you do.

I'm so sorry if I've, like, made you feel I...

I would never. I would never.

-Like, I totally get it. -I love you so much.

I'm so sorry if I've upset you at all.

You... no, you haven't.

Should we go wake up Gary?

No, let's just...

Just you and me. Gary.

Just us?

-Maybe we should go inside. -Let's do it.

They're asleep. Let's go.

Nothing.

I was told to come here, so I did.

By who?

By Alli, to be honest with you.

Yes, yes, I know, but she doesn't wanna you, so...

Okay.

Oh, my God!

Oh!

What the are you doing in my bed, anyway?

Ai-yi-yi.

It's always a ----ing wreck.

I really ----ing hate myself.

I have no self-control.

It doesn't matter, it's already done.

What did you do?

We literally just I fell asleep.

Like, I was so ----ing tired.

Just annoyed.

Because I got ----ing woken up last night.

Wakie-wakie!

-You're actually asleep? -Are you serious right now?

I didn't know you were actually asleep!

Ooh!

-Get the out! -Sorry!

I'm ----ing pissed about it.

-Morning. -Morning, Cap.

A beautiful day in the neighborhood.

I don't have much sympathy for self-inflicted wounds

like people having to work hard with a hangover.

We're going straight into another charter,

and they cannot be dragging their asses.

Everyone ----ing rages and screams their lungs off

when I'm asleep, but then as soon as someone else is asleep,

I'm getting told to shut the up.

Why the do I do this to myself, Daisy?

You guys are all idiots.

Your gonna have the ----ing longest day.

Do you wanna ciggy now?

Yeah, whenever you guys are ready.

Morning.

How are you this morning?

-I'm good. -Cool.

So, pretty wild night for you guys last night?

Not me, I was ----ing in bed, and then these clowns...

I hate myself.

Oh.

I was skinny-dipping with the girls.

That was actually fun.

And then I decided to go to bed,

and I wake up with someone next to me.

Sydney's kind of falling in love with Gary or something.

It's only been about three weeks.

I don't get it. It's Gary.

I was half asleep, but I think I did hear Alli going,

-"Go in, go in." -Oh, really?

And then I think that's when I woke up.

What the [bleep]?

You can't help who you fall in love with.

me.

Wait, do you like him that much?

Mm-hmm.

Sydney, he flirts with me all the time.

I know. I know, we talked.

You and I talked about it.

About him and I flirting?

I just don't want you to feel silly later on, you know?

-No, me neither. -Oh, great.

We should get to work.

Can you go away?

Might as well... Oh, can we start work?

We can chat about this later.

We can chat about this later. Can we get to work?

Excuse me, but how would she be feeling silly

when she comes and jumps into my bed when I'm sleeping?

You're full of sh--, Gary.

-Hey? -You're full of sh--.

Back home in Australia, if someone is upsetting me,

I eliminate them.

I'm pretty strong in doing that.

But in this environment, you've gotta wake up

and go to work with them and live with them the next day.

It's, like, there is no escape.

You ----ing say kissing Sydney was a mistake,

and then you slept with her last night.

Like, do you know how that makes a girl feel?

Like, that's not fair.

Okay, I went to bed by myself.

I told her to get the out of my bed.

And Colin hears your voice saying, "Go in, go in, go in."

This is ----ing bullsh--.

I don't remember this.

All I'm saying is that you know that she likes you.

I didn't ----ing do anything!

I went to bed last night after you girls

-were there on the aft deck. -Don't get upset, please.

No, I'm ----ing pissed off, because I went to bed by myself!

All right, well, go away. I don't wanna be with...

like, around you if you're pissed off.

This is not on, I'm sorry, and I'm gonna have a word with her.

----ing piece of sh--.

Okay, should we go have a quick chat?

Let's go into the bow.

----ing hell.

I went to bed alone last night,

and I wake up with you next to me.

You didn't.

I beg your pardon?

Ugh!

Coming up...

Thanks, Diane! Thank you, Diane!

I will not be finding the love of my life on this boat.

If you feel like the lean draws you to me...

It's okay, I've got shoes on.

Look at this, look at this!

-Oh! -Ooh!

and I wake up with you next to me.

What the gives you the right to think

you can just jump in my bed at night?

I thought we had a conversation.

I also don't remember.

So, after our swim we had last night,

And then I get into my bed by myself,

and I wake up with a girl next to me.

-I agree. -That's not ----ing on.

I agree.

That is not gonna happen again, I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Obviously, I put myself in this situation

by hooking up with my deckhand.

But I feel I have made it absolutely clear

to Sydney where we stand.

Don't worry about soap.

Okay.

Daisy, Gary, and Natasha,

can you guys meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting?

Copy.

Okay, guys, this is our next charter.

Frank Martini, he's been on board before.

The last time he came it was all guys,

and it was like a testosterone competition.

-Couple naughty boys! -Ah!

I've been asking for shrimp cocktails

for an hour and a ----ing half.

He was the most chilled of all his buddies.

This time, joining Frank is his four friends and his wife,

Jessica, proudly self-acclaimed trophy wife.

His favorite cuisines are Italian, American, and Japanese.

He's really fond of his American-style breakfast.

It's an important point for him.

That's something we need to nail.

Okay, perfect.

Oh, so we've got a vegan on board

Yeah.

On night one, Frank would like an Italian dinner

On night two, the guests would like a casino night,

complete with blackjack and poker,

and also insisting that the crew join in their festivities.

I am there.

I love gambling.

It's actually quite bad.

-Sweet. -Yeah.

We'll try to keep them in the water as much as possible.

-Yeah. -Thanks, Captain.

Thank you.

Yeah, brother, that's the one. Nice one.

Okay.

Honestly, I'm not kidding. Like, I'm really stressed.

I'm, like, the Natasha thing,

like, has been so mean,

-and I feel really guilty. -Yeah.

And I'm like, oh, it's just because I was so stressed.

The timing and the eggs Benedict,

and, like, that's not in my nature,

to, like, throw somebody under the bus.

But, like, I was pretty embarrassed

about the whole thing.

It's nothing to feel guilty about.

It's totally ----ing normal.

I know, but I think just going forward, I'm just gonna

try and be more constructive with Natasha.

This is how I'm gonna go into the charter,

and it will probably come out the total other end, because...

but yeah.

I felt a bit defeated with the third charter,

but I've been through harder things than this.

When I left for Europe, my grandma had died just,

like, a few weeks before.

My grandmother was like my mom.

It's like I'm going to start this new journey

in my life, and I didn't have her.

I think that was toughest for me.

Whew, like, just...

but I'm no longer a scared girl.

I've learned I can choose to look at the negative

out of a situation, or I can turn it into something positive.

So, I'm ready to kill the next ----ing charter.

Thank you.

Oh, this is ----ing heavy.

Oh, my God.

Hey, dude, your nipples are here.

Yeah, they're tweaking your nipples.

Let's double-check the threads.

Yeah, man, we can make this work.

Yeah, baby.

All right, let's fix this mother----er once and for all.

Are you sober enough to be doing this kind of work?

Shut up.

Oof.

I'm, like ----ed-off about Sydney.

What's gonna happen?

No, nothing.

It's my fault in the first place

for kissing her on the first night.

I don't think she'll do it again.

No [bleep], of course she won't.

That's fair enough.

So, every suspect hose, I've replaced.

There's not a ----ing drip on that thing now.

Bro, I'm proud of myself.

Yeah, nice one.

What's wrong with you?

I don't know right now.

Okay.

It's okay, I just really value my sleep

when I don't ever get it.

I'm sorry, I didn't actually know you were asleep.

But, like, I didn't really appreciate it

when you were, like off,

because that's not okay, ever, to say that to someone.

All right. Cool.

You don't seem very happy with that.

Well, I said it more than once,

and you kept sitting there an egging me on,

"Come out, come out."

All right, JL, don't worry about it.

All right.

I'm all good.

It seems like you're not too happy about it.

Yeah, I'm not, because, like, I'm saying sorry,

and you're, like, well, la, la, la.

Like, you're not...

So you want me to say sorry for waking me up,

is that what...

No, I want you to say sorry for telling me to off,

because that's never okay.

Okay, well, all right, I'm sorry for the language that I used.

Okay, thanks.

man, feelings are way too tight around here.

Well, there's only one cabin to be done downstairs.

Oh, amazing.

I just wanna say to you, like,

I don't wanna have any issues.

Like, I'm really struggling at the moment,

like, because of my Pa.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm trying to just get...

like, I just wanna get through this charter.

And to have any, like, negativity between,

like, us guys is actually, like, really weighing on me.

So, I just want us to be normal friends.

I don't want any problems.

Cool. Is that it?

Sweet.

Are you serious?

I'm dead serious, yeah.

The way you spoke to me this morning, that's bullsh--.

And now you're spewing.

Well, this morning she told me to off.

But she wants JL to apologize for him saying it.

Yeah, I know.

-Crying, now. -Whatever.

I'm sorry, I'm not in the wrong here.

Alli, are you all good?

Oh... that interaction that I just had

with Gary was just, like, so ----ing uncalled for.

-Like, what... -Don't... don't...

Don't be upset, don't be upset.

I can't... it's... I'm not even ----ing upset about him.

Like, I can't... like, my...

My Pa is, like--

I'm just, I'm on the brink of tears all the time.

-Oh! -I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry.

I just want to get through this charter.

I know I'll have a moment to just...

to just cry.

Like, I just need that moment,

and I've been holding it in and holding it in.

You've been really brave.

Gary's a real sh--head for stirring the drama.

We have such a long day ahead of us.

Gary can around in his own department,

but I don't want him ----ing in my department...

no pun intended.

I'm totally present in today.

Okay, let's do today.

-We've got today. -I'm really stressed out.

-We've got this. -We're okay.

Where's you put the open end?

That's what I needed, thank you.

Amazing.

Will you just make sure you do the steps as well, Alli?

-Yeah. -Brilliant, thank you.

To have a chat? I don't like seeing you down.

I can see you're pissed off at me, and I know you're upset.

I just, like, I've been holding in all this grief,

and that's why having a disagreement with you was,

like, the last thing that I ----ing wanted

when I'm already feeling so vulnerable.

I know, and that's why I've actually come to speak to you,

because that was dick of me, and I felt so bad.

Thanks. Thanks for...

And I was just trying to calm down,

because I know you're going through

-a tough time in your life. -Yeah.

That was out of line, for sure.

All right.

-Friends? -Yeah, friends.

You sure, can I see that smile?

That's better.

I'm here for you if you need it, just remember that.

All crew, all crew, everybody ready to go in 20 minutes.

-Bye. -Bye.

Copy.

Syd just those scuppers, the passerelle needs one over,

and the transom door, please.

Six minutes, six minutes.

Perfect, beautiful job.

Sorry the way I spoke to you in the morning.

It was uncalled for, regardless of how pissed off I was.

But, I mean, in no way last night did I think

I was inviting you to come over.

I don't have...

I don't wanna make any excuses, so I just wanna say...

just, like, fully apologize.

There's a line that we can't cross.

I don't... I know, I know, I just don't want...

And that's a line that we're not gonna cross again.

There to be... yeah. Good.

-Happy? -Good, yeah.

Thank you.

All crew, all crew,

let's get everyone in the cockpit now, please.

Copy.

You ready?

-Where is the boat? -It's in the water.

All right, let's have fun, man.

I hope they're not ----ing dicks.

Are we all here?

-Are we besties again? -Mm-hmm.

-Welcome back. -Thanks.

Good to see you.

-This is my wife, Jessica. -Hi.

Hi, Jessica, I'm Captain Glenn.

-Hi. Nice to meet you. -This is Daisy.

Hi, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you. You're welcome.

Hi, I'm Daisy.

Hi, Daisy. That's my favorite flower.

Aw, thank you.

My name's Alli.

-Alli, hi. -Hi. Frank, how are you?

-Would you like a champagne? -Sure.

Holy sh--, this guy's tall.

You're gonna cast a shadow over me, I love it.

So, would you like me to take you for a tour?

-Absolutely. -Sure.

You guys look ----ing great in peach.

So, this is the main dining area,

where you'll be having most of your meals.

And then if you come follow me up here to the fly bridge...

You guys, big shoulders don't work on this boat.

Hey, Hercules, let me take two of those.

It's really lovely to sit up here when we're sailing.

Oh sh--, this is tight.

Are there any umbrellas up here, no?

I'm Irish, I'm gonna sunburn like a mother----er.

Yeah, I think you're Irish, so, yeah, you know my problem.

Yeah.

So, this is the main salon.

Holy

And of course you have the bar behind you as well.

I'm sure you'll be hanging out there.

You know us well.

We have two twin cabins, the boys can argue over those.

And in here, we have the master cabin.

So much room for activities.

Oh, good, we could spread out all the luggage in here.

I kinda wanna get into a bathing suit.

Yeah, yeah, we'll go up top.

Okay, great.

Me, too. I'm so disappointed.

The last two guys I dated, they were both personal trainers.

Oh, that's my type.

I like guys that look like they're really unwell.

With, like, gaps in their teeth, and...

Jesus! What's wrong...

I'm attracted to, like, weirdoes.

Usually they're a little bit wild,

but then they turn out to be, like, a little bit much.

And, like, silver teeth is my favorite.

Glenn, Glenn, the engines and generators

-are ready. -Thank you.

Second line's off.

Go with the stroke, JL, go with the stroke.

It's all about that stroke game, right?

That's it, kid.

That's all lines on board.

Can I get anyone a drink or anything?

I want a white wine spritzer.

Just kidding, I'll have another old-fashioned.

Perfect.

If I order a white wine spritzer,

just punch me in the face.

Okay.

Glenn, Glenn, working on starboard now.

It's at the water line on the port side.

Copy that, I'm coming ahead.

I'm gonna send Alli down for an hour,

and so then you can go down for two.

-Cheers, thank you. -Here you go.

All right, what time do you think you

-want dinner this evening? -About 9:00.

9:00, perfect, I'll let the chef know.

Mm!

-Dinner at 9:00. -Okay.

Do you want to stick your preference sheets

up on the fridge?

Just for your benefit.

All crew, all crew, we're gonna sail shortly.

Here we go.

We're gonna go starboard tack first,

if somebody wants to do the lazy.

Here we go, now it's live.

Eleven wraps.

Thank you.

Six wraps.

Hold.

-Going up. -Ooh!

Glenn, Glenn, 10 wraps.

Hold.

We'll go a little bit just to get the genny out.

-All right. -We're ready to go.

Let's go sailing.

We're, like, totally on the side.

Oh ----ing

Sure.

Four shots of Patrón, and what else would you like?

Okay, perfect.

That's amazing. It is amazing.

-Oh, no! -Oh, no.

-Perfect. -Thank you so much.

Oh! Gone.

-I'm taking another. -Thanks, Diane!

Thank you, Diane. Thank you, Diane.

Oh, my God, this is the reason

why I don't date Americans.

I'm about as sure-footed as a mountain goat.

What's your blood alcohol level at this point, .5?

It's 36 percent.

Daisy, if you feel like the lean draws you to me...

It's okay, I've got shoes on.

I will not be finding the love of my life on this boat.

Look at this, look at this.

-Oh! -Ooh!

What the is the matter with you?

Coming up...

Do we need anything?

Sydney is so good, I'm good.

Oh, wait, that's not Sydney, that's Daisy.

-I knew that. -Wow.

What an ignorant idiot.

Watch the main, we're gonna drop those sails right now.

How are we doing here?

Do we need anything?

No, Sydney is so good, I'm good.

Oh, wait, that's not Sydney, that's Daisy.

-Yes. -I knew that.

-Wow. -She's a deckhand, right?

What an ignorant idiot.

-Another meter. -Copy.

Dude, just kidding.

And stop.

All right, do you have the time?

-Five to 7:00. -All right, that's bedtime.

Show a little chest, yeah, there we go.

Do you have him?

Let's go out to three shots.

Do you wanna carry on with laundry?

Because she's gonna do service.

Mm-hmm.

Glenn, that's three shots right there.

Okay, Gary, people can go swimming whenever you like.

Copy, engines off.

Okay, you guys can jump if you want.

Go, do a flip.

Woo!

Or don't do a flip. That was pathetic.

----ing real cute.

Show me how the Irish do it, come on.

Oh sh--, he's doing it backwards.

There you go, there you go.

My organs are bleeding.

Whew, what a day.

I'm going down to get ready.

That's a fantastic suit.

-My wife dresses me. -Yeah.

You're a doofus, but I love you.

Dude, I love the white pants.

Do you also get those from your grandma?

-Yeah. -----ing dirtbag.

The whole vibe is, like, totally different.

Yeah, everything is, like, crazily calm.

Yeah.

We're on top of everything.

Like, I'm hoping Natasha's food's gonna be really nice.

You know what's my spirit animal, is the phoenix,

because when a phoenix fall,

they come out the ashes rising better than before.

So, now the only critique that will come from Daisy

after this is that your mouth could finally be shut.

Okay, I got this.

What time are you off tonight, 11:00?

Yeah.

So, maybe just help the checks.

You don't have to work any later than 11:00,

even if there's still dishes to do, okay?

Okay.

Because the girls all sleep in the day.

Yeah.

Tomorrow we need to sort this laz out a little bit.

Yeah.

Frank, you look fresh.

Keep it tight, boys.

-That looks good. -Are all the guests there?

They are.

Okay, can you let Natasha know, please?

Mm-hmm.

Aiden's in my seat now.

-Yeah... -I was front and center.

All right, we're ready when you are.

Okay. We can do this.

----ing night shift.

Let's go, bitches.

Wow, this is gonna be good, this is gonna be good.

-Wow. -Enjoy.

Wow, thank you very much.

She's got so many flavors going on, it's crazy.

I'm already a fan, she's excellent.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cheffy.

Dani, the master is free.

We need to make that tip, right?

That's right, baby girl.

Okay, so I will take Aiden again.

-Ooh! -There we go.

Wow.

This looks like an art piece.

Cheers, thank you.

The three sauces are herb,

and the white is a roasted potato foam.

And the red is a sour cherry and aged balsamic.

Oh, I thought it was a mafia hit when I looked at it.

Yeah.

That looks great, thank you very much.

You are having edamame on squash burger with ginger.

Oh, my God.

Looks great, smells great.

It's amazing.

Next plate.

I'm gonna get full before the end.

Take it easy, ya muppet.

I can't with this guy.

It is delicious, but I wanna be able to eat everything.

It's a lot of food.

All right, Gary, the hot tub is filling.

Yeah, awesome.

-All right, night. -Night.

Okay, last course.

-Dude, I am so full. -Me too, I am so full.

There's always room for dessert.

-Chef is here. -Thank you so much.

-Look at those berries. -It is a lemon curd.

Thank you.

You'll get a bite of capers,

and if you all want we could start

with the shot first or last... it's Limoncello.

-Holy sh--. -It melts in your mouth.

-Everything was delicious. -Yes.

-We've chartered before. -Thank you.

This is by far the best we've had, so.

Ah, thank you very much.

-Enjoy. -Thank you.

I'm back in my zone.

Oh, it's awesome.

The guests just said

it's the best food they have ever had.

Wow.

So, who's responsible for wheeling me out of this place?

Anthony, he's your bunkmate.

What?

It's gonna be Alli.

Oh ----ing hell.

When are you gonna cause some drama, mate?

That's what I wanna know.

I think I did.

Why? What happened?

I ----ing made out with Dani.

-Did you really? -What?

Yeah, yeah.

Yes, boy, yes, you mother----er.

Yeah.

What, like, a little sneaky kiss?

off, I'm having another cigarette.

Yes.

Are you?

I'm gonna hit the head real quick.

This is amazing, but I can't eat it.

Like, I'm too full.

Dandelion, this is awesome.

You guys are great.

You didn't cook it, but you served it, it's great.

Alli, you can go to bed, and then you'll be up for 7:00.

Are you ready for the hot tub, Casanova?

Let me put a couple of these in.

-Huh? -I got the space.

Do you need a hand down here?

What's up, Gary?

Which way is the Jacuzzi, up here?

-Upstairs, yeah. -Cool.

I ----ing hate dishes.

I mean, yeah, we can help the girls out, but me.

I'm tired, and I'm ready to go to bed.

Where's all three girls now? I don't understand it.

Now that we're helping them,

they're never gonna do dishes again.

Literally this morning feels like a lifetime away.

I'll do the dishes, don't you worry.

Yeah, feels like a long day.

I'm just gonna get pissed off if I end up being the dishes guy.

Yeah, I didn't sign up to be a dishwasher,

I signed up to be a chief officer.

Yeah.

Should we lock the door so Sydney doesn't come in tonight?

Yeah,

Coming up...

JL's supposed to be doing a full rinse-down.

Ugh, I'm not really sure what he's doing.

I have some drinks for you guys.

It's a traditional Croatian drink.

-Thank you so much. -You're welcome.

I can't drink on charter.

If you wanna help me.

I can for a little bit, yeah.

Then wash the dishes with me.

Okay.

So tomorrow, and then we drop off the next day.

And then we can all crawl into the ----ing fetal position

and just rock back and forth.

And just rock ourselves to sleep.

And cry.

Seriously, that's how I felt this morning.

I need to stop getting so obliterated drunk.

I mean, we slept in the guest cabin together.

But you just slept.

But there's not gonna be any more of that happening.

I think it's best to just not continue down that path.

Yeah.

As much fun as it is.

Things with Gary, it's just a really sucky situation, I think.

I'm probably closest to Gary on the boat.

Like, I work with him the most.

It hurts, you know. It's not ideal.

I mean, you break up with somebody

and you still have feelings for them, it's really hard.

Like, I'm the type of person that just, like,

likes having somebody, like, by me.

Yeah, you need to ----ing change that.

I know.

You need to change that.

Good night. Behave.

What?

Take it easy!

-Good night, girl. -Good night.

No, I already picked who I was gonna talk to.

I already knew that from day one, actually.

Oh, did you, now?

Yeah, I did.

Night, Dani, sleep well.

Good night, boys.

I know.

I look forward to working lates with JL.

It's like the one time that it could be just the two of us,

and not have to hide it.

We could just be ourselves.

Ah.

Mm. Mm.

Go back to work.

It's gonna be tough to go to work now.

Any important information I need to know?

Nothing too crazy.

Ugh!

This boat is filthy.

JL's supposed to be doing a full rinse-down

and a bunch of other stuff,

but the list isn't getting done.

So, I'm not really sure what he's doing.

So ----ing annoying.

-Morning. -Oh, good morning.

Yeah, we could put the NautiBuoys away.

Okay.

Oh, yummy.

If you wanna untie that other one.

Are we good on that sheet?

Yeah, put it my end.

Yesterday was, like, a complete shift.

Like, our service was so good, Natasha's food was better.

I can definitely see that.

Yeah, I thought that dinner was good, except the size portion.

She just doesn't listen to me.

And I'm, like, if I'm wrong, I'll admit I'm wrong.

When I know something, just trust me, I know it...

anyway.

Okay, Colin, I'll start coming ahead so you can pick up.

-Morning. -Hey, guys.

Hi, how are you?

Did you sleep well?

-Anchor's home. -Copy that, thanks, mate.

-Hey. -Morning, Sprinkles.

Is it always so quiet, the winds over here, during the day, yeah?

Oh, those guys... please.

These guys are great, though.

Look at that outfit.

You should have warned people

with a seizure disorder not look at it.

Yeah, yeah.

You look so pretty, yeah.

Would you like any eggs from Natasha?

Can I have just one egg, over-easy?

Two eggs over-easy, and then two eggs scrambled.

Five fried eggs.

Great, I will get that for you now.

Okay, you can drop starboard now.

Let's go to at least three, because you are in 30 meters.

Okay, I'll see you.

Anthony wants five fried eggs;

Jess, one egg, over-easy;

Frank, two eggs over-easy, and two eggs scrambled.

Three shots at the water line.

Excellent.

I think the chef's cursing at me now.

-Sorry. -Two scrambled, two over-easy.

-Yeah. -I have the over-easy here.

These are over-easy eggs, you're sure?

-Yes, take it. -Okay.

It's quite clearly scrambled eggs.

Yes, I should put my foot down,

but she's not gonna listen to me.

I could make her life easy. I know the answer.

But fine, we'll do it your way.

And the toast is coming up as well.

No. That's a scrambled egg.

Oh, you know why, because they broke the yolk, that's why.

Yeah, but I like my yolk runny.

You gotta tell 'em.

-Daisy, I like my yolk, like... -Not broken.

And so, like, kind of like a fried egg...

-You flip it once, yes. -but you flip it over, okay.

Like, I can puncture it myself.

-Okay. -Yeah.

Here we go with another ----ing sh-- breakfast

with sh-- eggs.

Toast for Jessica.

For the over-easy, they just want it,

like, fried and then flipped over.

That's not over-easy. Over-easy to me is like this.

Yeah, to me, that's scrambled egg.

Yeah, that's the way I would make over-easy.

That's the way you would...

Poached eggs, scrambled eggs, over-easy eggs.

Let me make you something to eat not ----ing eggs.

Here.

My favorite part of breakfast, I didn't get yet... the eggs.

I'll wait two more minutes, and then I get antsy.

Is this more what you're thinking of?

Yes, yeah, see how it's...

-Yeah. -Perfect.

I think she forgot about you.

She did forget about me.

I put a timer on my watch right now.

She's probably doing it on a single skillet.

She should have a flat-iron grill... pop, pop, pop.

Have you seen the galley yet, do you know?

No, I'm gonna head down there in a little bit,

ask her what's going on.

You should go down and ask, see what's going on.

Oh, my gosh, come on.

The eggs are the staple.

I wouldn't know, I didn't get my eggs.

Okay, perfect.

You didn't get your eggs yet?

I think the eggs are hatching at this point.

She forgot about you.

Now, there you go.

How's everyone doing, can I get anyone anything?

You good, right?

-I think we're good. -Thank you.

Perfect.

All right, I'm gonna go put my bathing suit on.

I'll jump out as well.

Like, I'm pretty easygoing, but I like eggs.

Like, I mean, I eat them every day.

Such a diva.

Yeah, I did.

You know what's not gonna change is

me giving you that impression, probably.

Oh, sweet tube.

-Yeah, man. -Sweet.

When you guys are ready, you can jump on.

Ah!

Okay, you ready?

Yep, ready when you are.

If it wants to nose-dive, just lean back.

Give it bones, bru.

Wow.

Turn sharp,

and then I'll go straighten up,

and then speed up.

There we go.

Colin, Colin, Daisy.

Go ahead for Colin, Dais.

Hey, an alarm just went off.

Roger-dodger.

So, would it be a problem if we went and took a look at,

like, the galley and stuff like that?

-Is that cool? -Oh, definitely not.

This way is the engine room, and that's the galley.

That's where the magic happens?

-Hey, Aiden. -How we doing?

Thanks for letting us see.

Is this the laundry room?

Just follow me.

Well, don't fall down the bell.

This is me and Sydney and Alli's cabin.

I'm gonna close this for two seconds.

Yeah.

-Go back in your hole! -That's his hole.

And this is our laundry.

Pretty exciting stuff.

You guys got tight quarters.

Love seeing how the other half lives.

Ugh, God, let this be over with.

-Thank you for showing us. -Thank you, appreciate it.

You're very welcome.

Mother----er.

Daisy, you forgot to let Colin out!

What?

I'm free!

Oh!

Did somebody lock him down?

Daisy!

-She's like... -Oh, I'm sorry!

Poor Colin!

She's like, "I'll come back for you."

Left me down there to die!

Sorry, Colin.

I have lots of red lipstick, if you wanna use any of mine.

What would be less prostitute-like?

Well, they're both gonna be prostitute.

-Nice. -But the red won't rub off.

Yeah?

No.

Yeah, sure, what time would you like it?

Perfect.

You're welcome.

Hey, Natasha, can you do dinner for 8:15?

No, you told me 9:00.

I know, I'm asking you can you do dinner for 8:15?

What's the time now?

-Five past 7:00. -Mm.

Tell me if you can't, I can go say to them...

-No, I... no, no, I can. -You're 100 percent sure?

Okay, grand.

If not, they will just miss a course.

Sassy.

Hey, baby girl?

Nothing, I'm sorry.

Should we get changed into our blacks too?

Yeah, maybe, that's not a bad idea.

Come here.

How you doing?

I'm good.

The guests just want dinner one hour earlier.

You can handle it, you're a pro.

Just trying to make you feel better, you know?

I just wanna start setting the table.

So, it's gonna be plated, starter, forks, and knives;

main course...

Yeah, they'll be starting off with tuna, then risotto.

Okay.

If I have the time to take it off and do it.

Okay.

My only like constructive criticism

is just try to keep the portions small.

I think they felt they were...

All the portions were small last night.

Okay.

Oh, well, I think they thought they were quite big last night.

No, it's very small.

I'm telling you, I'm doing this a long time.

Okay. Natasha, I'm just giving you some positive feedback.

She's just being so obnoxiously confident.

It's excessive, and I hate that.

Did the guests say that they ----ing over-full last night?

Who told you this?

Did the guests say this to you?

No.

I have worked in restaurant

which would have 20-course meals.

I know the portion sizes you need to serve the guests.

Run away.

Next on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I'm constantly picking up after Jean-Luc.

Sh--'s not getting one at night.

I know you two are hooking up in the evening.

Well, everyone knows.

Change your own department.

Don't come and it up with my job.

Just waiting for your guys to come back

so we can have main course.

I'm sorry that we're not a good chat on the table.

I don't know why everyone's so, like, angry at us.

There are things that really push my buttons.

Don't be like that with me that you were with Alli.

Go yourself.

Sydney told me how much she likes you.

I know I'm the better catch.

Nobody clearly wants to be here.

No, Cheffy!

it! -Chef!