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Ah!

Dani, your boobs are nice!

They were expensive, they better be nice.

-Yeah, right?

I'm very undecided on Gary.

That was so easy.

Oh, my Lord.

Got yourself in a pickle, didn't you?

Yeah, I mean, yes, we did... we had sex.

Shut the up.

Nothing happened.

We have Victoria and Ryan,

also married couple Hannah and Andy.

I'm Captain Glenn.

I'm Victoria, it's so nice to meet you.

Welcome to Parsifal, nice to meet you.

We would love you guys to unpack us.

Okay, sure, absolutely.

I just need, like, three jackets steamed.

Yeah, yeah, of course, absolutely.

Who's Andy, and what did you do with him?

Andy's got a fever of 101.

If this guy has coronavirus, then we're all ----ed.

The only possibility is to put them back in quarantine.

We're gonna get results as quick as we can

and we'll keep you guys posted on what's going on.

We have to disinfect all this stuff.

Yeah.

Interesting charter.

Yes, well, interesting times we're living in, eh?

But you know, what if it does turn out to be COVID?

If one person on this boat has it,

everyone's gonna get it, basically.

Oh, my goodness, what are we gonna do next?

If they're all negative, which hopefully they are...

They'll be back.

That would really a sh-- way to end their charter.

I guess we just have to wait for the tests

and just hope it's back in the next hour or two.

When the world went into lockdown,

I got let go from my job.

So, if this ends our season, like, we're screwed.

You know, who knows when we'll pick up a season again,

who knows when we'll pick up another boat.

Everything's so unknown, and it's pretty scary.

I hope everything's okay.

Can you hear me all right?

Can you hear me?

Yep, I can hear you fine.

That's negative for all four?

Wow, that's great news.

Okay.

Right, thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody in the crew mess?

Copy, copy, on my way.

So, I just heard from the doctor.

The good news is their tests have come back all negative.

However, they aren't going to make it back in time

to finish their charter, unfortunately, so...

We're gonna go pack up

everything in those cabins and get it off the boat.

It's already time to wrap it up, I think.

Tomorrow, let's just get to work turning over the boat

for the next one.

We have another charter coming up in a couple of days.

Just be a normal evening, cool?

-Thank you. -All right.

Good, thanks.

-All right, ready. -We're ready.

Where do you need me?

At the exit, just to pull it out a little bit smoother.

-Oh! -I'm joking, I'm joking.

Oh!

-Good with that? -Yeah, man.

Oh, she has the same underwear as me.

That's it.

We should just call it a night and smash it out tomorrow.

Done.

I think these things need to go down, but...

It was a mistake ----ing Sydney,

because I've gotta work with her for the rest of the season.

Sydney's a cool chick, but I don't like her in that way.

I don't know what to do about it.

I rinsed this last night and it looked much better.

Yeah, this is all coming in wet.

But I did rinse it.

Hm.

All crew, all crew, can I get everybody together

in the saloon for a,

believe it or not, tip meeting?

Oh sh--.

-Copy. -Really?

-How do I look? -Gorgeous.

Okay, obviously this second charter

and everything that happened, I feel really bad for them.

But at least the guests are safe.

When the guests were here, now, you handled them well.

They were pretty demanding for just four people,

but you kept up with them... well done.

Because you took such good care of them,

they did leave us a tip for the one day that they were on board.

That amount is $5,000 US dollars,

which comes to 555 each.

And I just wanted to say this second charter

and everything that happened,

it's just shown me again that we have an amazing team.

You guys can have a couple drinks tonight,

but don't go crazy.

So, let's just, you know, finish up for the day, all right?

-Thank you! -All right!

Ladies, are those bags packed, ready to go?

Yeah.

I just picked the easiest bag, sorry.

You got the big one.

What are you doing? Go get dressed!

Are you having a stroke, or are you laughing?

You didn't reply... is that a stroke?

I don't wanna shower.

Yeah.

Are you gonna come outside and have a beer?

So then we can get to know each other.

Because I've just been chatting to you,

and then I have to get called away.

Captain Glenn knows.

It's like, "So, how's it going?"

"Gary, Gary," oh ----ing hell, not again!

-Every time. -Yeah, I know.

Are you throwing that in there?

No, this is not mine, I found it on the floor.

Gary's really fun, but Gary and Sydney got their thing,

so this is going nowhere.

It's just for fun.

Come have a drink with us outside, even if it's a water.

Okay, I will.

Awesome.

That's a really nice wine.

Is it sweet or dry?

-Dry. -Oh.

Cheers, mate.

And there's squeeze lime in here.

So, what about you, man,

you've been in some long-term relationships?

No, man, never.

What's your longest?

Three weeks.

-Serious? -Yeah.

Why is that?

Oh, did you get beers?

Yeah, man.

I don't know if you got me one,

so I thought I would just get two, because I'm gonna down one.

So, three weeks is your longest relationship.

Yeah, I'm not in a rush, man.

----ing especially in this industry, dude.

Look at the girls on board, dude.

I don't know, man.

I've got to say, they've all got something about them.

They do, they really do.

I've never been in a full-on relationship.

I move around way too much,

and enjoy talking to a bunch of different women.

Why settle down with one when you can have them all?

Colin gave me some worst advice ever.

I gave you good advice.

No, I know, but did I listen, no.

No.

I need to phone my mum and ask for her advice first, she's...

Yeah, tell me what to do!

She won't lie to me, and she'll give me straight-up answers.

Get your mom on the phone now.

My mum brought me up, so she was my mother and my father.

She did the best she could do for us,

and we've got a very close relationship.

When we talk, we chat, some would say too much.

Hello, Mum!

Good, I'm actually phoning you of some advice, Mum.

I ended up kissing my deckhand the other day.

Oh!

Ladies. Yeah.

Okay, all the girls are coming out now, Mum,

so I'm gonna have to say goodbye.

Hi, Mum!

-There's my baby girl. -Hi, Mum!

Hello, hello.

No.

----ing hell, Ma!

No filter, eh?

Bye, Mum, I love you.

Hello, hello.

-Okay, my boy, love you. -I love you too.

Hello, street people.

-Hey, girl. -Hey, girl.

The whole gang is here.

-Cheers! -Cheers!

Yeah, I have two sisters, one...

-Two sisters? -Mm-hmm.

-No brothers? -No.

-Three girls! -Uh-huh.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Is it not?

Okay, you stay here...

And I'll take a picture of you, okay?

Really?

Do we?

I'm quieter when I'm drunk.

Were you stoked when it was, like, a mostly girl crew?

I get along well with good females.

I mean, some of...

most of my best friends are females.

Most of my best friends are males.

Oh, really?

I mean, all my best friends are males.

Yeah, all my best friends are females.

Hmm.

Oh, my God, that's hilarious.

Coming up...

You think this is gonna become a ----ing sex cabin?

Okay, well...

-Ugh -We're not doing anything.

-Ooh! -Ah!

Ah!

I need a drink.

Ugh.

Do you want water?

-Yes. -It's like...

Okay , I'm gonna get some.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Clink!

So, how are you feeling about him?

I would like to know.

I don't want to, but at the same time, you know.

You can't help it.

Like, it's not, like, anything serious for now, you know?

Because he's very flirty with, like, everyone.

Yes, yes, I know.

And, like, if he...

if he's flirty with me, do you get upset with me?

Not with you.

Good.

-That's yours, you just... -I want a Ginger-ale.

Oh, you want a Ginger-ale.

I'm a flirty person as well,

so, you know, I feel like as long

as it's just, like, normal...

It's just, like, fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

Okay.

-Thanks, Dais. -You're welcome.

Should we put on bikinis and then come back up here?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God, I'm hot.

I know.

-It's cute. -It's very cute.

Bru, I think I'm gonna hook up with Alli tonight.

If I'd wanted to hook up with someone room day one,

it would have been Alli.

Holy sh--.

Can't believe you shagged Sydney on the first night.

No, I didn't.

I tried to advise him not to do it, but he didn't listen.

But now I ----ed it up.

He's definitely putting himself in an interesting situation.

me, mother----er.

-I don't even know where... -The gin is.

Oh, Colin, do you want a drink?

Yeah.

This is the best superyacht I've ever worked on.

-Okay, ready? -Aw!

It's so high!

Ah!

Oh, my God, I love it!

Okay, let's do this.

Gary!

Colin, are you gonna spend the whole season not getting in?

Imagine being my girlfriend

and seeing me in a hot tub with you two girls.

Oh, that's fair.

I feel bad for you girls, I'm out of the question...

-Yeah. -And he gets too drunk.

Yeah, hey.

♪Truth

All right, let's play truth or dare.

I dare you to do a little dance.

Oh!

Go, Gary, shake your penis,

Go Gary, shake your penis,

Go Gary, shake your penis!

Go, Gary, shake your penis.

Alli, truth or dare?

Dare!

I dare you to kiss Sydney.

-Ooh! -Oh!

This game is gonna be all about kissing, guys,

what the [bleep]?

Oh!

JL, truth or dare?

Oh!

Probably Dani.

Oh!

Hey!

JL, I dare you to kiss Dani.

And it has to be more than three seconds.

What has my life come to?

I'm 32, playing a middle school game with a 24-year-old.

Like, what the [bleep]?

-Hurry up! -Do it!

Yay!

It's so exciting?

I could definitely make out with her again, that's for sure.

Ah!

All right, who wants what, beers?

Shots.

I think I'm gonna get another gin and tonic.

Are you going to bed?

Limoncello.

Oh, I'm so tired.

-Hey, girlfriend. -Hey, girl, hey.

I need a gin and tonic, though.

Are you gonna take it?

What the just happened?

I had nothing to do with it!

Straight liquor.

I got this.

No sugar, no bubbles, no bullsh--.

Yeah, but you've got ginger beer in it.

Yuck, you brought me Limoncello.

No, I don't like that.

I'm just so confused.

I think I just wanted your company more than anything else.

Aw!

Gary's very flirty. It's...

it's fine, do whatever you want, bro.

Like, I've... whatever.

We can just eavesdrop, at least for a second.

Causing friction amongst departments,

like, I share a room with her.

Yeah, I know.

I know I have ----ed my own everything here.

It's all your fault, isn't it?

I know!

-Oh, hello. -Oh, hello!

Hello.

Oh

All right, thanks, guys.

Okay, bye.

-Okay, see ya. -Okay, bye, thanks.

Have a good night.

See ya, bye.

I'm going to bed.

Alli.

Sh--, Gary.

-You okay? -I am okay.

I think I'm gonna go to bed, guys.

I'm gonna go as well.

-Good night. -Good night.

Okay, I'm going for a cigarette, and then I'm going to bed.

No, we have to have, like, an actual chat.

me.

We're friends, yeah?

----ing a, we are.

But I like you.

-I know. -Please...

I'm really not that nice of a guy, I mean, like...

I know.

What? Don't look at me like that.

I'm sorry that I like you, and then I'm sorry because...

That's why...

You can't just... you can't...

I know, yeah, that's why, that's why...

You can't just do that and it makes everything better,

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm going to bed.

Do you wanna go to mine?

No, no, no, I'd rather not do anything.

You're awake!

Every time I do something, she's always there.

You know, so I have to...

Hi!

Mate, I'm trying to send her outta here.

Okay, well...

Oh

Okay, bedtime.

Okay?

Jesus.

Oh!

You made your bed, now you gotta sleep in it, boy.

Yeah, okay...

I guess just start at the hull now, I'll do this.

Where's that extension thing, you know, that hose?

I think it's just in there.

-Hi, baby. -Hello.

Oh.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.

-Oh, did you find it? -I have.

If you weren't so sweaty, I would give you a hug.

So, I was thinking we need to have a little chat

about what happened.

Yeah.

I mean, I put myself in this situation,

and I think we both have, and we kind of have to deal with it.

Yeah, so, I do like you as a person, you know?

Yeah, and I think you're super cool also.

But I don't know if we can carry on kissing anymore.

That's unfortunate.

I don't wanna hurt your feelings.

I wanna be your friend, so...

Yeah, well, of course, yeah.

I'm not here to destroy your life.

And I mean, you wouldn't be able to do that.

-Is that a challenge? -No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's keep it PG for now,

Yeah, okay.

You know, if a boy is gonna like me, he's gonna like me.

If he doesn't, he doesn't. That's fine.

Nothing's gonna be awkward between us.

-All right. -Sweet, should we carry on?

Yeah.

Okay, do you wanna give me a bit more water here?

Gary, Daisy, Natasha, can you guys meet me in the crew mess,

please, for a preference sheet meeting, thank you.

You guys all ready for another one?

-Yeah. -Another one.

Can't wait.

So, we have our primary charter guest,

and that's Barrie Drewitt-Barlow.

Barrie and his ex-husband Tony have been in the limelight

for over 20 years, since becoming the UK's

first same-sex couple to use a surrogate to have children.

Although the two have divorced,

they are still best of friends

and live together with their five children

and their respective boyfriends.

-What? -What?

All of whom will be joining them on this trip.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well, it'll be interesting.

Sorry, what?

-Nine? -Nine people, yeah.

Children's names are super cool.

Saffron and Aspen are twins

and Barrie's oldest children.

Orlando is the next oldest.

Jasper and Dallas are Barrie and Tony's 10-year-old boys.

I don't know where nine people are sleeping.

-Well, we'll figure that out. -We'll figure it out.

Once on board, Barrie would like to spend some time

with the chef to discuss the menu.

For night two, they would like the yacht crew

to put together a drag-themed night out full of dancing.

Later that night, after everyone else has gone down for bed,

Barrie would like to...

oh, my God!

Oh, that's so exciting!

Barrie would like to propose to his boyfriend, Scott,

in a private moment on the bow, with champagne to toast.

I'll try and keep the kids in the water as much as possible.

Yeah.

This is gonna be interesting, eh?

-Cool, thank you very much. -Should be fun.

These are all their children.

Holy sh--, how many are three?

Three, four, five... there's nine.

Are they all coming?

Yeah.

Where are they gonna sleep?

Gary and his partner in here.

We have nine, yeah?

That does make into a sofa bed,

but it doesn't give them their own cabin.

Have you checked out this preference sheet?

I have, unfortunately, yes.

And I think you guys are gonna have your work cut out for you.

Full-on.

Oh, my God.

Hello?

Hey, what happened with Pa?

Oh!

I'm so sorry, Dad!

It's okay, he...

That's good.

I wish I was there to give you a hug!

That's okay, Alli, it's all right.

My Pa is my last grandparent that we have left.

He was quite a hard man,

and when he developed dementia, it softened him.

And the relationship that my dad had with him

growing up is completely different to the relationship

that he got to have with him at the end,

and that was quite beautiful to be able to witness.

So, hearing him feel that grief, I'm like...

I just want...

I just wanna give my dad a hug and protect him and love him.

All right, well, I'll let you go.

Yeah, okay.

I love you.

I love you, Alli.

-All right, bye, Dad. -Bye.

My heart breaks that I can't be there for him.

I just wanna run home, and I can't run home.

It's just... it's the hard part of yachting, I guess.

You okay?

-Um, my... -What's wrong?

My grandpa just died.

Oh...

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!

Is there anything we can do for you?

No, that's okay.

Yeah.

If there is anything we can do, just let us know, okay?

Thanks so much.

Yeah.

Oh.

What?

I'm not used to you being so quiet.

Nothing is wrong.

Do you need a hug?

I think Sydney's the type of girl

that doesn't really take a hint.

I don't really want to be that guy,

but I think I friend-zoned her, is that not good enough?

Still quiet.

Maybe I have to buy her a tattoo that says,

"Gary is not into you," something like that.

Night, see you guys in the morning.

-Night, Colin. -Night, guys.

Yes.

How's your family, Alli?

Dad's actually handling it better than I thought he would.

That's good.

It's just such a different time to be...

Trying to grieve and go through that process.

Yeah, like, the last three weeks my Pa has not been happy, and...

Yeah.

So there's that level of relief, as well.

What my Pa would want, what would make him the most proud,

is for me to be able to push through,

and I'm going to do that.

Well, that's good, it sounds like it's...

-Oh, that's good. -I understand what you mean.

Okay, good.

Just, like, Daisy's so insensitive.

Another day, another dollar.

Yeah, I'm interested to see what's gonna happen

with this one.

Okay, so, it's kind of annoying,

because we actually do have quite a bit to do.

Like, if we had only six people it would be fine.

But now we have nine.

Day side in particular makes me a little bit nervous.

Lift this couch up.

How old are the twin boys, 10?

Yeah.

So does that fit, or is that too small?

No, that would fit them.

-Yeah? -That looks so cute.

Oh

We have provisions on the dock.

Copy.

-Got it? -Yep.

Trash carrying trash, you don't see that every day.

Oh, my God.

All crew, all crew, guests are gonna be here in 15 minutes.

Let's get everybody changed into their polos

and on the aft deck, thank you very much.

I've gotta put on fresh underwear,

because that always makes me feel good.

Did you get some rest?

I hear you snoring a little bit.

I did, I know, I did get some sleep.

Okay, good.

I did get some sleep.

You could see that's Barrie from a mile away.

Man, they're on their suit-and-tie game

in this kind of heat.

-That a nice one, isn't it? -Lovely.

How does a 10-year-old wear a three-piece suit?

-Is that the guests? -Yeah.

Wait!

All crew, all crew, guests are here.

-It's go time. -Let's go!

Get everybody lined up on the aft deck.

It's very heavy this time.

How you doing?

-Good, how are you guys? -Great!

I'm Barrie, nice to meet you.

I'm Captain Glenn, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, Captain. -Welcome to Croatia.

Hi, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Captain Glenn.

Barrie, nice to meet you.

-Hi. -Hi, Natasha.

Everybody's wearing a suit.

It's, like, wow, they must be hot.

Whoa, nice, thank you so much.

Welcome aboard. You're very welcome.

If they are this high-maintenance

with their clothes, imagine what they're gonna be like on board.

Formal welcome to Parsifal and Croatia.

Well, we're really excited to be here.

I'm gonna pass you on to Daisy,

who's gonna take you for a little tour.

Fantastic.

And we'll start getting ready to make way.

Thank you.

If you want to make your way down to the cockpit,

I'll meet you down there.

So, this is our cockpit.

In here, you'll be having most of your meals.

That's lovely.

Up here we have the fly bridge.

So, this is a really nice area when we're sailing,

to hang out here and have some drinks.

-All right. -The shoe platter.

Ah, just what I wanted, my favorite dish.

And if we go down this way, this is the main saloon,

and you have a nice seating area.

And, of course, the bar area.

This is where we'll be.

Yeah.

Think it's three days or 30 days?

And I'll take you down to your cabins.

We weren't too sure about the sleeping arrangements,

so we have two twin cabins.

We set up a Pullman in each one.

Oh, boy.

So, there's three rooms in total.

I think we like this one.

They're both the exact same.

So you's two are gonna have the other room, then.

Cocktail sauce, white chocolate and yoghurt cake.

Here's the master.

Oh, wow.

So, we've set up a double bed in here as well.

-Oh! -Wow, this is nice.

We haven't shared a bedroom for 10 years.

I hope you don't snore.

-Oh, yeah. -Just a little bit.

No way.

-Yeah. -Yeah, he does.

I'm really loud.

Does this bag belong in here as well?

Yes.

Haven't you got long legs?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

They kinda help out in some situations.

Yeah, I bet they do.

Mm, mm, mm.

You're tall, can you hand me a lime, please,

or lemon, whatever they call those.

You guys need anything else?

Well, I'll let you know later, if that's all right.

Okay, yeah, of course, no worries.

Thanks, guys.

Call him Daddy Long-Legs.

-Is that all of it? -Yeah.

Well, you know what, we're gonna get changed now.

Let's get some shorts on.

Colin, can you fire up, please?

Gary, let's get ready to drop lines.

Copy.

-Are your lines ready? -Yep.

-What is that? -It's a condom.

What have you brought condoms for?

We haven't used a condom in what, five years?

I don't know, I just found it in my case.

I suppose you never know.

Do you like it?

I love it.

Three, two, one.

This is the best chef in all of the seven seas.

I believe you already.

Okay, Cap, that's all lines clear.

Copy that, thanks, mate.

-Here is our lovely chef. -Hi.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Hey, Colin, let's get port off the bottom first.

Okay, copy that.

So, since you're a big group,

I was thinking that I do a lot of family-style food.

-Like a buffet, you mean. -Yeah, like a buffet.

Okay, so first of all, we would not have buffets.

-No, I don't do buffets. -That wouldn't work for him.

So, if you all want plated, we can do plated.

Because I've worked in Michelin-star restaurants,

the top restaurants in the world,

I don't mind doing Michelin stuff with you guys.

Yes.

Everybody's okay with steak for dinner, you like filet mignon?

Yeah, medium-rare.

Can I ask you to do a sauce with that?

Yeah, I'm doing a peppercorn sauce.

And by chance, who's actually gonna serve the meals?

What time do you want dinner?

-7:00. Does that work? -7:00 is perfect.

Of course it will work.

-Appreciate it. -Okay, bye-bye.

Thank you.

Oh, wow.

We don't have enough staff for this.

So, dinner is at 7:00.

Oh, wow.

Yes, they want every single thing plated.

-Okay. -Lunch and dinner.

Do you know what it takes to feed this family of nine,

four men and four growing boys?

If it's not good, I'm jumping overboard.

I'm ----ed.

She's got a lot to live up to tonight.

Coming up...

Oh, my God, why are these all dirty?

Gary, is it possible to get some help down in the interior?

We have dishes everywhere.

Both anchors are home, both anchors are home.

Daisy, Daisy, Glenn, let's get ready to sail.

Copy.

Let's start getting the mizzen up, please.

Okay, copy.

What else can I get you?

Brent is having a lot of vodka with Coke.

Oh, okay.

Boy, is this sun cooking?

I'm hot. I'm Black enough.

Can you hold that for a sec?

Yeah.

And hold.

that's ----ing strong.

Okay, let's go straight on to main.

Sure.

Sydney, keep a close eye when that repair

goes through the donkey, eh?

Yeah.

-How many wraps? -Ten.

Cool.

Syd, can you come and steer?

-Yeah. -I'm gonna get this genoa up.

Is that lazy sheet caught on something?

-Hold, hold, yeah. -Yes, yes, yes.

-Yeah, it's free. -Okay?

-Clear? -Yeah.

Now we're moving.

I'm gonna come outta gear.

That is nice, isn't it?

-Oh, my God! -Ah!

What the is that?

Yo, yo, yo.

It's tipping.

Interior and galley, we are gonna be tacking over.

Oh you're ----ing kidding me.

Sh--.

-Okay, go for your tack. -Okay.

I feel a little unbalanced.

Is it the alcohol or is it the boat?

-It's the boat. -Okay.

Holy sh--.

So, that's engine off, we're just sailing now.

That's just the wind...

Peaceful, quiet.

Oh sh--.

Ah!

----ing hell.

Ugh, oh, my God. Just kill me now.

I have one question... can I have a piña colada as well?

Certainly, I'll get one for you.

Thank you so much.

One sec... can I have another...

can I have another vodka and coke?

No problem.

Gary, JL needs to serve with us every time he can.

They've requested it.

-Sorry. -Wow.

Deck, deck, deck, Glenn.

We're gonna start putting the main and mizzen away.

You're gonna call the main,

we'll drop them both at the same time.

Are these dirty or clean?

-Oh, my God. -Yeah.

With nine guests ordering, like, piña colada,

daiquiri, piña colada, daiquiri,

and drinking out of crystal glasses,

these can't be put in the dishwasher.

They need to be hand-washed and polished.

You don't think washing dishes

are gonna weigh a department down, but it does.

This is a ----ing nightmare.

Oh, my God, these are too dirty.

Come forward again.

Okay, two meters.

Hold!

Perfecto.

Gary, is it possible to get some help down in the interior?

We have dishes everywhere.

-Okay. -Okay.

Okay, great.

Someone will come down and help you guys.

Yeah, thanks, we're... it's... it's chaos.

No worries.

Jasper and Dallas, give me my pillow back, now.

You don't need ----ing five pillows.

-Give it, Jasper. -Whoa, whoa.

Okay, what do you need?

Oh, thank God!

Can you dry these?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I just wanted to check and make sure

I had everyone's order,

and then knew how you wanted your meat and everything.

Okay, so, Tony?

-Medium-rare, please. -Medium-rare, okay.

Yes.

They're very picky, they're very, very picky.

Barrie?

Same, but I'm going to have the garlic mash.

I'll have medium-well.

Perfect.

Groups like this, they're just gonna be picky about everything.

Yeah, they...

Like, you're not gonna make everything perfect.

Sure.

Saffron?

Medium-rare, please, and, um, just regular mash, please.

Hey, this is your food order.

What time is it now?

6:07, so...

And what time are we eating?

7:00.

-Okay, it's time to go. -Yeah.

So, what you got?

For [bleep]'s sake.

What's his surname, Barrie Drew... Barlow...

Barlow Drewitt or something like that.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

A married man who's fallen in love

with his daughter's ex-boyfriend,

who's half his age.

It's Saffron.

Is it Saffron and...

This guy used to be...

...were going out, and that's what broke up

Tony and Barrie's marriage.

Oh, my God, that is steamy.

He's a good-looking guy.

Thank you.

Like, if my dad got with my ex-boyfriend...

Oh, my God.

Deck, deck, deck, you can open the swim platform

and get ready to anchor.

Yeah, that's a roger.

Dani and Alli, can you change into your blacks?

Ooh!

-So many dishes. -I'm getting confused.

Colin, you can let it go.

Copy that.

Five shots, five shots.

Copy that.

Okay, that's main engine off.

We did say 7:00, 7:15?

Yeah, I'm starved.

Hey, Natasha, ready when you are.

I'm not ready.

I mean, I'm so ready for food now.

Yeah.

Is that bread ready to go up?

Yeah, after that, we'll start carrying up the mussels.

Okay.

The chef is ready for you, if you want to take a seat.

-Oh, thank God. -Yeah.

I'm ready for the chef, let's go.

-Come on. -I'm starving, mate.

JL, JL, Daisy, come down, please.

Yeah, copy that.

We'll need spoons for the mussels.

Can I bring up one of these?

Here we have white wine and garlic mussels,

and we have more coming up.

Fabulous.

Because that looks like it should just be my portion.

Yeah.

No, I'm actually being serious. So, I hope to God...

There are more, there are, there are.

...she has done a lot more than that.

Bring another bread basket, if you have it.

Ugh.

Is she having a ----ing laugh?

Seriously, this is my portion.

How many more bowls do you think we're getting?

Okay, because the...

Barrie is, like, "I will have that on my own."

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Really.

She obviously didn't notice the size of me

when I walked on the ship.

Okay, Natasha, let's do magic.

[bleep]'s sake.

This is the end of it.

Okay.

I mean, I hate mussels, but even I'm disappointed.

-Oh, more. -Yeah.

Has she only got one microwave or something?

I'm sure she has a reason why.

Daisy, I'm ready whenever you are.

Okay, great.

Will you wash these bowls, and when they're clean,

you can bring them out to the guests.

Do you need it, like, right now?

Yes, please.

No, they could help more.

But I think that they need, like, a bit more direction.

Yeah.

Oh, JL, looking good.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm just checking that it's not just me.

No.

-Oh! -Good evening, guys.

Hey.

I believe these are for you guys' shells.

Where have they been hiding you, then?

-Yeah, where are you really? -I mean, all day.

I've just been working on deck.

You look like you've been working out.

Yep, yep.

Well, you guys good at the moment,

do you need anything right now, or?

-No, we're... -No, thanks.

We're really good, thank you.

I'll probably be back, so see you guys soon.

-I hope so. -Come back.

Okay, I'm ready for you girls to go.

Saffron, that's yours.

Thank you.

You're very welcome.

-Aspen. -Thank you.

You're very welcome.

Oh, wow, that's very tender.

All right, my first service.

Ooh!

Hey, I'm so excited.

-Hi, JL. -I'm so excited.

What's up?

This one is grilled chicken.

That's for Dallas.

Yes, and this one is for...

Do you wanna follow me and watch what I do?

-Jasper. -Jasper.

Mines' gonna be gone before anyone else eats.

Tell me what it's like.

-Dallas and Jasper. -Okay, Dallas and Jasper.

-And Jasper, yeah. -So, Jasper is the steak.

Yeah.

-Dallas... -Okay.

Now we're doing...

I like the food, it just takes long to come out.

Okay, Jasper, you're the steak?

-Yeah. -Yes.

-Thank you. -Mm.

There you go.

Orlando, I believe this dish is for you.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

-Oh! -I'm Orlando.

Oh, I'm so... I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh!

My mistake.

Now we have medium-rare and fries.

Okay.

Who's having a cheesy mash?

That's not Scott then.

Brent is having the cheese mash.

Okay.

Why does alcohol make you so hungry?

Colin, come bring it in here.

Get outta here, man.

Who's having...

Scott is having normal garlic mash, right?

No, Scott's having garlic mash...

Okay.

With medium-well, it's this one.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-Scott. -Yes!

Thank you.

You're welcome. And Brent.

Mm, thank you, honey.

And just for future, we can't eat like this.

At all.

We have to have the food all together...

Okay.

So we can all eat at the same time.

Certainly.

Because I don't want to see my daughter finished her food,

and then I'm waiting for 20 minutes,

and my husband's waiting for 20 minutes,

while my boyfriend and his boyfriend have finished as well.

I wanna eat at the same time.

-Certainly. -Please.

Certainly.

No, go on, go on, eat it, because it's gonna go cold.

The main guest, he said they can't eat like that,

everybody in different times.

He wants everybody to get their food together,

because now his daughter has finished eating,

he hasn't even started.

-Oh. -Okay.

I think Barrie's complaints are valid.

There's a lot going on, and Natasha can't keep up.

Barrie, there you go.

Thank you, my dear.

This is embarrassing.

Ugh!

Next on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

That's drowned in Hollandaise, isn't it?

-It's like soup. -Take that back for me.

I told you we should have brought our own chef.

Ugh!

I'm just having Captain know

about the [bleep]-up with the eggs Benedict.

What was the problem? There was no problem.

Daisy is such a bitch.

If I find something I like, I'm like, mm.

Like how?

-Mm. -Mm!

I love the banter that Gary and I have.

Why are you awake now?

Yeah, why are you awake now?

-Holy sh--. -Holy sh--, Yeah.

There we go, that's the problem.

Serious trouble.

This charter cannot operate without a tender.

This is a big up,

and they're stuck on the beach like this.

What's Captain Glenn's mobile, I'm gonna text him.

Um...

I actually feel like I'm wasting away.