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Previously on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

They're asking for more bread.

That's, like, 20 pita bread.

No, you didn't put out 20 of those.

Yes, I did.

My job is to help Natasha,

but if she is lying to me, I can't do that.

I'm telling you.

I'm just missing some covers.

I'll come out there.

I would never wake my boss

unless it's an emergency with the anchor.

Rumor has it you haven't been sleeping enough.

Do you wanna jump in my bunk?

Because I measured it,

and it's 25 centimeters longer than yours.

No.

What is with this guy?

At the end of the day, something's gotta change.

How are you doing?

I've nearly finished the master.

Alli's timings are definitely her weak spot.

I'll be five more minutes.

You guys do your thing.

Oh sh--.

We had an incredible time.

It honestly meant everything to me.

-Thank you! -We love you guys!

We did it.

Really impressed with you guys as a team.

Woo!

The first party, it's like "Girls Gone Wild."

I'm very undecided on Gary.

Right, there'll be none of that.

Oh, my Lord.

Oh, my God.

It's like the worst walk of shame

I could ever possibly imagine.

Just have to act like nothing happened.

Morning.

Buongiorno.

Hey.

Morning, Captain.

Oh, my God, this is not happening.

Good, how are you?

Holy sh--.

It was a good evening, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

He drank that whole bottle of whiskey to himself, pretty much.

What?

Good morning, Natasha.

Good morning.

Gonna come up here, cuddle with me?

-Oh, nothing. Nothing! -What happened?

-Shut the up. -Nothing happened.

-Wait, what do you... -Shut the up.

-...mean, what happened? -Nothing happened?

Did you?

No, we just slept in the guest cabin.

Oh, so you didn't kiss?

No!

You're such a liar!

Oh, my God!

You didn't put your hand on his P?

No, I did not.

Don't ----ing lie.

Yeah, I mean, yes, we did... we had sex.

Like, that's--I--yeah, we did, we hooked up.

It's mine and Gary's business.

Nobody else needs to know the dirty details.

But the details are a little dirty.

I realized it.

Morning, ladies, how we doing?

I'm wonderful, how are you feeling?

I'm not feeling too good.

-I imagine. -I'm feeling like sh--.

Oh, did you switch rooms yet?

No, you haven't, actually, right?

No.

-Are you going to? -I don't want to.

I think I'm gonna be forced to, though, in the end.

Oh, my God.

I don't know where I was,

but apparently I wasn't on the same boat.

I thought that Gary and I were kind of flirting.

But yeah, okay, whatever.

Did you think it would have been Sydney?

No, that surprised me. That did actually surprise me.

You never trust the quiet one.

You see!

My balance is just not okay today.

Oh, wow.

Hey, bro, there's no water pressure.

Yeah, this is the pressure gauge.

So, the whole thing is cooking hot.

It just cooled down now.

It should be all right.

It's just starting to behave properly right now.

-You can go ahead. -Okay.

A little bit better.

How was last night?

Oh!

Whatever.

What else happened?

Mm-mmm. No, nothing else, really.

We just cuddled!

There's not much--she might have given me a cheeky kiss,

if I remember correctly... um, yeah.

Got yourself in a pickle, didn't you?

Yeah, I know.

Daisy, Gary, Natasha, can you guys meet me in the crew mess?

We're gonna have a preference sheet meeting, thank you.

-Copy. -Copy.

Okay, I'm gonna sit here, next to you.

Hey.

-All right, kids. -Mm.

Here's your mission, should you choose to accept them.

We have Dr. Nichols as primary charter guest.

But I've been informed that due to a family emergency,

Dr. Nichols and her husband were unable to make their flight

to get here in time for the charter.

Oh [bleep], that sucks.

-What? -What?

-Hope it doesn't affect our tip. -We have--

Yeah.

You'll probably find someone will kind of

naturally take the lead anyway.

Yeah.

Still attending will be Dr. Nichols' friend, Victoria,

an integrated nutritionist,

and Ryan, a prominent luxury salesman at Sotheby's.

Also joining the group are married couple Hannah and Andy.

They're ready to relax

with an endless flow of delicious drinks.

So, the guests are obsessed with healthy eating.

They would like to be surprised at dinner.

Okay, so the guests will be here

between 2:00 and 3:00 today, all right?

-Lovely, cool. -Thank you.

Thanks.

Do you want any of this?

What? No.

Did a ----ing crew member use this head?

You're joking.

Was it done yesterday?

Oh, for [bleep]'s sake,

yeah, when the guests left, I checked if it was fine.

So, there is

every crew member knows that they're not

to use the guest heads ever.

That ----ing really pisses me off.

Especially when they've been detailed.

All crew, all crew,

has anyone used the day head in the main saloon?

I used it last night.

I think it was used last night, Dais.

Okay, can we please not use the head?

That was clean and detailed,

and now we need to detail it after a crew member.

Yeah, copy that.

Should be standard, no?

I don't care if we use the day head if it's dirty and, like--

Yeah, yeah.

--if we need to clean it anyway.

But you could tell, because the little ----ing

boat was there. Oh, my God.

Take a deep breath.

Maybe next time I'll go pee in the Jacuzzi.

Oh, no.

So I say just do the stainless, I mean, this looks all right.

And then just go on the adhesive remover.

-Daisy? -Yeah?

Somebody used the guest cabin toilet.

What? Since...

Since yesterday, when I done it.

There's, like, drips on the floor, there's...

You're 100 percent sure?

Yeah.

Are you ----ing kidding me? I'm absolutely livid over this.

That is so ----ing rude.

All crew, please come to the crew mess.

Okay, guys, let's go.

----ing hell.

He's in trouble.

What happened?

I feel like I'm in trouble,

and I don't even know if I'm in trouble.

Coming up...

Let me show you something funny.

Two marks there, they could be hands.

-Where? -There, look.

I don't know what's happening.

I was sitting like this last night.

Mm-hmm.

We'll go back to the dock and get them off the boat.

I've had enough of this.

Why don't you guys chill out a little bit?

This is, like, the worst charter I've ever been on.

So, Dani detailed downstairs, and since yesterday,

somebody's used one of the heads in the bathroom,

toilet paper has been used, there's drips on the floor.

Who was it?

Yeah, no deck crew go down there.

I would never do that.

No one has used the head since yesterday?

No.

I don't know what's happened there.

Maybe someone's gone there, hooked up, used that toilet,

and hasn't ----ing said anything about it.

Such a dick, oh, my God.

Well, obviously, if no one's gonna admit to it,

there's not much I can do.

But if you don't care about our department,

we're not gonna give a sh-- about the other departments,

so--

Gary and Sydney slept in the guest cabin last night,

so it's pretty obvious it was them.

I am the first person to be, like, yeah,

let's have fun and drinks.

But, you know, have a bit of ----ing consideration

for your teammates.

Now poor Dani needs to clean it again.

It's a pretty sh-- job to have to do,

and especially to clean up after crew.

It's a literally sh-- job.

If they're gonna be so sheepish as to not admit it...

We don't wanna take this the wrong way.

You know, we wanna be looking out for everyone's department,

all pitch in, make sure that stuff doesn't happen.

Yeah, it's disrespectful to the interior, yeah.

Nip it in the bud before it becomes a bigger problem.

Thank you.

You've got a red face.

Oh, that is hot.

Ew.

Okay, let's foam this table.

Can you throw some water in, yeah?

Yeah.

Fill it up, there's a lot of soap in there.

Gary and I haven't really talked since

we slept in the same cabin together, but it's fine.

I am just very confused.

A little bit here.

Where? Oh

In my head, I was, like, gonna put him in his place,

being like, no, no, no.

Like, I don't know what you're trying to achieve.

I'm like, you actually think, like--

But he's not--he's not-- but we all work together.

Like, we're going to talk to each other, sorry.

He was, like, flirting with Alli all night.

I don't care about the situation.

I think it's quite funny.

Like, I'm just playing around. Like, I'm not--

No, he is a super flirty person.

Yeah, I'm flirty as well, but it's just, like--

-Yeah. -But that's none of my business.

I just don't know--I feel like you're being

a bit of a four-year-old,

hooking up with your deckhand and that you should know better.

And the first night out, like...

A hundred percent agree with that.

-Yeah, yeah. -So, I just...

Oh.

Yes, ah.

-Hey. -Hi, what's happening.

-Mm. -What?

Let me show you something funny

that I've seen in this bed, you know?

-Which bed? -This one.

You see that it's all dirty there?

Where?

There, look.

What do you mean?

Oh, I was sitting like this last night.

I don't know who was sitting like that.

No, man, she slept here, I slept here.

And do you think that anybody's gonna believe that?

Mm-hmm.

What?

Sh--.

I mean, if I was a detective right now,

that would be very suspicious.

Because the perpetrator

always goes back to the scene of the crime.

-Bye. -Bye.

It looks really good.

Hey, quick question, did you use the Doodlebug up here?

-Yes. -Okay.

Interesting.

It still looks like sh-- eh?

Yeah, well, there's just marks

that maybe you just missed them accidentally.

One scrub, and it's out.

All crew, we have provisions arriving on the dock.

JL!

Got some more for you.

Oh, Bulleit too, this is good stuff right here.

Guess what you guys are having? Carrots.

----ing hell, you've got 20 kilos of carrots.

What the is she going to feed an island of bunnies?

Holy sh--.

Its, like, I didn't know, I just ordered 10 cases of carrots.

All crew, all crew, we need to be dressed

and on deck in 15 minutes.

Oh, there's no ice here.

Oh sh--.

Ah!

The clock's ticking,

you got five minutes to shower and change.

Colin, the ice machine behind the bar,

there's no ice in it at all.

I wonder if they have, what are those things called, the--

Yachts.

Here they come.

All crew, all crew, can we get everybody

up to the aft deck, please?

Let's go, everybody, please, up to the aft deck?

Oh sh--.

-Whoa. -It's go time.

Do we got everybody? Who are we missing?

-JL. -JL.

Let's go, let's go.

Is that it over there?

Don't be too impressed, because we see this all the time.

Yeah.

Normally, the primary brings their guests,

and, you know, the guests behave because the primary's there.

So if the primaries aren't there,

the guests are gonna take advantage of it.

This could potentially be a nightmare.

Yeah.

Coming up...

Maybe just spray the starboard side this time,

and we'll do the port side next time.

Hold.

-Hold, hold, hold. -Hold.

Maybe strap yourself onto something.

Yeah, I'm good.

-Oh, my God!

All right, guys, number two underway.

I'm Captain Glenn.

I'm Victoria, so nice to meet you, it's a pleasure.

Welcome to Parsifal, nice to meet you, Victoria.

Daisy, Ryan, how are you?

-Hi, Ryan. Welcome. -Nice to meet you.

-My name is Alli. -Hello, Alli, I'm Hannah.

Victoria.

Victoria, I'm Gary, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you, Gary. -Hi, Sydney.

-Sydney? Andy. -Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

There's not gonna be a quiz later, is there?

No.

I just wanted to welcome you on board Parsifal.

Daisy's gonna take you for a little tour of the boat.

We're gonna get outta here pretty quick

and go look for some wind, so we can do some sailing.

-Awesome. -All right.

-Lovely, thank you so much. -All right?

Thank you, welcome aboard.

So, this is our cockpit and we do most of our meals here.

It does not suck.

Yeah.

That's a big suitcase.

This is the main saloon.

Oh, wow, that's beautiful.

That's the one with the gold bars in it.

Up here, we have fly bridge.

Oh, wow, we'll spend time in the hot tub, I think.

That's how we usually cap off the night.

Yeah.

And then we don't know how we got to bed.

Are you two couples or one couple?

Our husband stayed home.

-Yeah. -Oh, okay.

This is my husband.

-Okay. -Yeah.

You guys can choose, it would probably make sense for the...

Yeah.

...couple to have the master, but...

-Yeah. -...you can fight about it.

I just ask for, like, a bathroom

with a lot of lighting, because...

-Okay. -...this just doesn't happen.

We've got the two twin cabins, which are both identical.

-Between the twins. -Take one cabin each.

Yeah, we'll take one cabin each, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And then this is the master.

No, no backsies!

So for this charter I'm gonna put Sydney on nights.

What's going on?

You guys swapping out the day/night schedule?

Well, I have to chat to you about that, also.

I'm easy. You guys decide amongst yourselves.

I'm at night?

Okay.

Yeah.

Yes, very good at opening oysters.

I want your help.

Our town's famous for oysters-- well, I used to be.

Okay, sure, absolutely.

That would be lovely.

I just need, like, three jackets steamed.

Yeah, yeah, of course, absolutely.

And I would like the Casamigos Blanco

with soda and two limes, please.

Okay, perfect.

Vodka-club, just, like, a splash of--

do you have grapefruit juice?

Yeah, yep.

Like, a vodka...

Okay, I'll get you those now.

For [bleep]'s sake.

Oh, perfect.

They want all their bags unpacked,

and they're already ordering cocktails.

Look how ----ing good that picture is.

You only took one.

That's an--I only need to take one.

What is going on here?

I'll get them their cocktails,

and the two of you can go down and--

Yep, sure.

I think this is broken.

Mm!

-Ooh, ooh! -Mm!

-Mm, mm! -Mm, mm, mm!

We can start carrying up the--

Really?

I did so well on my first charter.

But I know there is a problem with Daisy and I.

-Okay, what is this? -Salmon tartare.

Mango, avocado, ginger.

Oxalis leaf.

Augs leaves.

-Oxalis. -Oxalis leaves.

Yeah.

I know it's kind of awkward, but honestly,

I don't give a

The reason that I am here is to work,

and that's what I'm going to do.

This is salmon tartare with ginger,

mango, avocado, oxalis leaves.

Mm.

Internal fan, I think it was a bad connection.

I think it's fixed.

Deck, deck, deck, we're ready to get outta here.

So, if you guys get on the aft deck,

we will start to drop lines.

Copy that, I'm on my way.

It's oysters with pears and a bit of orange juice.

-It's so good. -Thank you very much.

All right, you're welcome, enjoy.

Okay, mate, I'm in gear with thrusters.

You can start dropping lines whenever you like. Just

let me know when they're all on board.

Yeah, copy.

One, two, three.

-All lines on board. -Copy that.

Okay, that's good.

Oh, that's a hot picture, actually.

-Is it? Good. -Yeah.

As long as you like it.

Yeah, I look super hot.

That's port anchor away, port anchor away.

Copy that, I'm gonna go full speed.

Ooh!

A little bit of breeze kicking in.

Let's get to sailing!

Soon as the deck's secured, come on up.

We're gonna try and get sails up as quick as possible.

JL, can you take the wheel?

Copy that.

We're gonna go mizzen up first.

Get us turned around into the wind.

Okay, going up.

Going up.

Dinner's at 8:00.

Do you wanna lead dinner service tonight?

Yeah, sure.

And then I can help Alli with turn-downs.

I feel like I'm being very understanding

and patient with Alli,

but her turn-downs are still pretty slow.

So, I'm gonna teach her the way I learned

and see if she sinks or swims.

Get your fins, Alli, because it's time to start swimming.

Thank you.

That's it.

So, same thing, we're just gonna keep going, get the main up.

Yeah, roger.

You probably have to climb up the port side,

because that antenna's is still there, I think.

I should get around it, because I can put my foot on this.

The whole sail is covered in what's called "pedlar."

It's something that's sewn on top of the sail,

-and it sticks to itself. -Ah.

You could spray it below the donkey, that's fine.

I'm gonna spray it just below the donkey.

Yeah. Are you ready to go?

One second, let me just get comfortable.

Okay.

You should maybe strap yourself onto something.

Yeah, I'm good.

-You're good? -Ready when you are.

Okay, I'm gonna come down off the lock.

-Yeah, come down. -Stand by.

Okay, going up.

You can hear, it sounds like a ripping,

but it's just two pieces of plastic being separated.

Ooh.

Hold!

Hold, hold, hold!

Hold. You're coming out of the track.

That's a big problem.

I saw it over there, it's all torn.

Let me have a look.

Touch more down.

-Stay in--

-Oh, my God, Gary!

Hold.

-Hold, hold, hold. -Hold.

You're coming out of the track.

Let me have a look.

Yeah, go.

Stay in.

Gary!

-You all right? -Yeah.

Where's Captain Glenn?

That's a big problem.

The main sail and the mizzen sail,

they both stay attached to the back of the mast with a rope.

So, the rope is holding the sail to the mast,

and that goes all the way up.

That's the only thing holding the sail to the mast,

and you know, we've got 180 feet of sail up there, right?

You following me?

Okay, and--

Okay, I'm gonna put this thing away.

We'll play with it when we get to anchor.

Yeah, roger.

-You clear? -Clear!

Okay, so this little boltrope,

if it pops away from the sail, the whole thing can let go.

It's a big problem.

Let's point off this way...

Lovely.

-You okay? -Yeah.

-The main sail was-- -The main sail is right--

So the main sail has got a little boltrope.

-It's detached a little bit. -Yeah.

But with this much out, we should be fine.

Do you wanna go down, JL?

You're more than welcome to.

-Ah! -Thank you so much.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Oh, wow, he just adjusted it, and that's insane.

Wow, it's--yeah, you can totally see how this smooths out.

Hold my drink, I just need a picture of that.

That's amazing.

Is that big enough?

That's what she ask.

No, it's too small. I like bigger things.

Ugh!

I know, you scared me.

I wasn't going to fall.

Is it? Thanks, do you wanna come join?

I'm in a little bit of a predicament here, I'd say.

I could fall asleep up here.

It's not that I'm not attracted to her.

I'm attracted to her, for sure.

It's just you never want to go there with your department.

But my dick short-circuits to my brain, mm.

Would you like a top-off?

-I could do another drink. -How about you pick for me?

-Oh, no! -Surprise me.

That's what this experience is all about, right?

No, I hate that.

Just gimme something--

I'm fruity, gimme something a little fruity.

-Okay. -A little masculine.

-You like vodka? -A little smoky.

Okay, oh, God.

You're going all over the place there.

Smoldering sparkles, gimme smoldering sparkles.

Yeah, so I'll just make him a cocktail

garnished with diamonds, topped up with a mermaid's fart,

and smoke from a volcano from the land of Narnia.

Oh, I actually have strawberry liqueur.

Oh, yeah.

Little bit more, little bit more, little bit more.

Call it smoldering sparkles.

You asked for a smoldering sparkles?

Let us know if you like it.

Fire.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

I'm gonna put the sail away.

Keep an eye on the lazy sheet, please.

Yeah, roger, roger.

Sydney, come on up. Let's put the mizzen away.

How's that, good?

Yeah.

Hard.

You can go down, if you want, I think.

-Yeah? -Mmm.

Yep, at 12:00. I expect a coffee.

-Expect a coffee? -Yeah.

Uh-oh, eh?

Come on.

Naughty, naughty, naughty.

Alli, do you have any small bin bags?

They are in the bilge.

Okay, cool.

As soon as we get in, let's do the tender first,

then open the door.

JL, JL, Gary.

JL, Gary.

JL, Gary's radioing you.

JL, Gary's calling you on the radio.

Huh? What?

Gary, Gary, go ahead.

Hey, mate, can you meet me in the bridge?

Yes, I can, I just have a coffee on right now.

-Okay. -It's 6:00, mate.

Yeah, sorry.

Hey, bro, okay, so our plan is bring in the tender.

Yeah.

Okay, guys, I'm slowing down.

You can start bringing that tender up.

Yeah, copy, roger, roger.

Colin, you can let it go, let her go.

Yeah.

Do we like Jean Luc?

-Yes. -It's cute.

Nice work. Well done, gang.

-Oh, my God, oh, my God. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This box gets knocked over, and it's got lobster carcasses,

and there's all this goo.

Don't breathe through your nose.

There's so many beautiful sights.

Why is it black, why is it black?

And the goo smells like death.

Oh, my God, my hands are all sticky from it.

Oh, trauma!

So, what are we doing?

Whatever you guys wanna do.

We're gonna, like, set up all the toys.

They're called NautiBuoys, and they're,

like, floatable pads that you can lay out on.

I'm down, are you down?

I think you're down with NautiBuoys.

I've been in quarantine for eight days,

so I think maybe I need some NautiBuoys.

-Oh! -Ah!

Do you think you're still up for dinner at 8:00?

That's in an hour.

Perfect.

Ah!

Natasha, they want dinner at 8:00.

No problem.

You wanna get the tow line off, then coil it how we coil it?

Yeah, I don't--the way you do it, around the--

Yeah, I haven't done that yet.

Just go over, around, over, around.

And then wrap it? Okay.

How's that water?

The wider your stance is when you stand up,

the more balance you're gonna have.

All right, so this is what I need.

Is she doing it?

She's doing what she can.

She's doing great!

-Don't...

Oh, no--no, no, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, man, I was gonna do it, I just--

That's not true at all.

I cannot stand being micromanaged.

Do not do it.

Look, this is twisted training that line's all coiled out.

I was also told today not to drag the lines across the teak.

----ing asshole.

Woo!

Ow!

I'm gonna start moving my stuff.

Okay, sweet.

One, two, three.

-Oh! -Oh.

How is deck?

----ing hell, I need a new change of deck crew already.

Two of them or one?

I'm not going to answer that.

Ha, ha, ha!

It's really ----ing annoying.

What wears me down about moving into the cabin

with Captain Glenn is Gary forced me to.

It's bullsh--.

Moving!

Yeah, moving day commencing.

You're gonna sleep!

I don't know, I'm gonna be too nervous.

I'm gonna be with the captain.

Dani and Alli, can you change into your blacks?

Okay, copy.

I'm gonna go change.

-Suck in your cheeks. -I am sucking in my cheeks.

Okay, so I'm gonna go up there--

What I was thinking you could do, we hoist it,

run it back through, and that's it, re-lash it.

-Yeah. -Cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

You going up now?

All clear.

Gary's gonna go back to that spot where the sail came

out of the donkey, take the head off,

get the very top of the boltrope,

and then feed it up through the bottom of the donkey dick.

It's like your zipper--you can't start your zipper in the middle.

You've gotta take the zipper all the way back to the start.

Fingers crossed it gets us through the rest of the season.

Almost there.

No rush, take your time.

Ready? One, two, three, work it.

Woo!

Dani, I'm gonna go down and help Alli with turn-downs.

You just radio me when you need me.

Looks good.

Interior, interior, dinner's ready.

We need to move quickly, so we'll go right from the master,

move to each cabin.

Okay.

Okay.

-Wow! -Gorgeous.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Bon appétit.

-Wow. -Whoa.

I don't even like scallops and this is delicious.

-I don't like scallops, either. -She loves it.

So with the beds, just make sure you tuck in all the sides here.

I am dead set that I can show Daisy that I can do a turn-down.

I'm not sure you should be using anything on

the granite and stuff, just water and polishing it clean.

I'm a divemaster.

I've done shark-diving trips.

They just float around with their fins down,

and they've got their big smile, with their millions of teeth.

If you have more time and you'd be getting into

corners and stuff, we don't have that time.

If I can breathe underwater, I can definitely make a bed.

I mean, this looks pretty good.

Alli, I'm just gonna go check on Dani.

Thanks for your help.

Is it still in the donkey?

-Yep, it is. -I'm gonna go up a bit.

Yep.

Natasha, we're clearing the starters.

Copy.

Yep, hold.

Is that good on both?

-Yeah. -That's perfect.

So it should be synchronized again, that's good.

Not all first mates can repair, maintain sails,

and work hard with a hangover the way Gary can.

I'm very impressed.

Wow.

That is amazing.

-Thank you. -Awesome.

Wow.

No head, no eyes, no shell, no nothing.

Mm.

Oh, I'm so happy I've got a big cupboard now.

I'm going down.

-To bed? -Yeah.

-Yeah, ----ing... -I am tired.

Jeez.

I know, it's a bit small.

Have a good sleep.

Yeah, good night, Glenn.

Do you have a work list?

Okay.

-Already? -Let me look at it--

--and see if--and just add to it.

So you just make your own work list.

Well, what you need to do, okay, you need

to find the rigging box, that's all--

Gary has been all work and no flirt all day,

and I'm not really sure what's going on.

Okay, well, just--

Also, the bridge watch thing.

Thanks.

Ah.

-Hey, babe. -Hello.

What are you gonna drink now, magnesium?

Hey, Alli, can I give you a passion fruit?

I just brushed my teeth, but thank you.

So you're going to bed?

Yeah.

Oh, okay, cool.

Good night.

All right, there we go, that's better.

-Cap. -Hey, dude.

Sh-- boy.

Cabin parties.

Bed, lovely.

What time are you up?

6:00.

Man, I'm ----ing sick and tired of waking up

with a ----ing hard-on swear to God.

I really hope I don't wake you up.

Yeah, don't worry about that.

Yeah.

I wouldn't mind giving ----ing old Alli a kiss.

I don't think I'm gonna stay up.

Are you kidding me?

Who are you?

-I don't know anymore. -I don't know you.

Who's Andy and what did you do with him?

Ugh.

We need to go to bed.

-Sleep well, Victoria. -See you tomorrow.

Good night.

Sydney, Sydney, Dani.

Go for Sydney.

The guests have gone to bed.

Roger that.

What are you doing, having a little wank in there, boy?

All right, I'm done.

How's it going, big dog?

It's good.

How's the new cabin, more leg room?

Yeah, definitely more leg room.

Hey, good morning.

Oh, morning.

So, Andy's not feeling well.

I think he might have a fever.

Okay.

Yeah, actually, I'm--I'm-- he has a fever.

Okay, can I know what it is, just so I can--

-101. -101, okay, great.

Holy

Last night, he said after dinner he started to just,

like, not feel well.

Okay, well, let me go and speak to the captain.

Okay.

And find out what we should do.

Okay.

Hello?

Hey, what's going on?

Andy's not well.

He has a fever of 101 this morning.

He's staying in bed.

-Okay... -Right.

Okay, great.

Just keep them both in there for a minute.

-I'll be right out. -Okay, great.

-Okay. -Yeah, thanks.

Thank you.

Obviously the first thing that pops into my head,

that we've got COVID on board.

Somebody's got a bad fever and they're sick,

it's the first thing you think of.

It's scary.

-So, Hannah? -Yes?

I'm gonna take your temperature really quick.

Sure.

I've just spoken to the captain, and he asked...

Yeah.

...the two of you would stay in your cabin,

-just until he finds out... -Sure.

-...what to do from the medical person.

That's fine.

Okay, let's see, 36.4.

Do you want me to bring you some breakfast

and leave it outside the door or anything?

-I'm okay right now, yeah. -Okay.

Yeah, I'm good, I'm okay right now.

Kelly, it's Glenn, calling from the boat.

We have a little bit of an issue on board.

Um, one of the guests has a fever of 101.

-So, we've-- -Okay.

Actually, we've asked them to stay in the cabin.

Well, we're gonna send Dr. Laura out to you guys.

Okay.

And we're gonna re-test all four of those guests.

Okay.

Just keep them in their cabins, that would be great.

Okay, perfect.

-Thank you. -Thank you.

-Bye-bye. -Bye.

So, we have one guest with a fever.

We've got a doctor en route.

We're just gonna keep them in there for now.

All right.

We have to do so many corona tests,

we have to do a quarantine,

I don't even know how this is possible.

But if this guy has coronavirus, then we're all ----ed.

Is he sick?

Andy's sick, he has a temperature, so--

-What's his temperature? -101.

What the [bleep]?

Deck, deck, deck, can somebody meet me on the swim platform?

I see the water taxi coming with the doctor.

Copy, copy, on my way.

I'll take that one, thank you.

We have a day head, if you need to change,

you guys can change in there.

Are they all hazmatted up?

Ah.

Okay.

How come you're up so early?

Oh, I couldn't sleep anymore. What the going on?

One of the guests is feeling sick.

Oh sh--.

So, your plan now is to shoot off and get those to the lab?

Yeah.

As far as your assessment of the situation?

So, you keep them in their cabins or hotel.

Yeah.

That's not gonna be pleasant, but it is what it is.

Gary, Gary, Glenn, water taxi's pulling up right now.

Yeah, roger, on my way.

Good morning, how are you guys?

Thanks, Kelly..

I'll look for an update from you.

So, now we gotta wait, eh?

Yeah, we gotta wait for the results.

All crew, all crew, could I get everybody

into the saloon?

That doesn't sound good.

So, one of the guests, Andy, he had a high temperature.

So, after speaking with the medical staff,

I've decided that we'll go back to the dock.

Do they have COVID?

The only possibility is to put them in a hotel room

back in quarantine and get them off the boat.

If this is for real, does it mean that we have COVID as well?

Does it mean that we go into quarantine?

If we have a positive on board,

we go to a whole new level,

because then we can all assume that we may have been exposed

before he was showing symptoms, right?

This is so ----ed.

You guys can all start getting ready to leave here,

so thank you very much.

Let's hope for a negative.

We have to take all the precautions.

Hey, we've decided to move back to the dock.

Right now, we can't allow you to do that.

This is, like, the worst charter I've ever been on.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's really expensive to sit in a frigging box.

So, let's make our way back.

Yeah, we're following the protocols correctly.

Why don't you guys chill out a little bit, catch your breath.

Here, I'm gonna give you this radio.

Yeah.

Anything you need, you can just call.

We'll come and we'll deal with it.

-Okay. -All right?

Thank you.

We have to isolate them, obviously,

but we still wanna serve them.

It's just critical that we adhere to the protocols.

So, it's a delicate balance.

That's a spare? I'll take that radio, thank you.

We are good to go, Glenn.

Okay, Colin, we're probably gonna start

coming ahead on the chain.

Would you like any coffee or anything to eat?

Just black, sure.

Four shots on deck.

Anchor's in the pocket.

I'm gonna leave these here for you.

-Thanks. -Okay, you're welcome.

Okay, I'm going up to full speed, thank you.

That's a roger.

We're really shook by this, you know?

I know, it's bizarre.

Okay, Colin, you can let port go, let port go.

You're in 10 meters of water.

Distance to stop, five meters.

Three and a half shots.

Okay, let's get your lines on.

One meter.

Okay, that's perfect.

All crew, all crew, they're gonna come up

with their own stuff, walk off the boat,

and head straight to quarantine.

If you guys wanna put those masks on,

we're kinda ready for you.

So, are we, like, saying bye?

There's a chance they're not coming back.

Right, but then there's also the chance that they do.

If this guy does have coronavirus,

it's just gonna be an extremely messy situation for everyone.

We'll just get you to go out the starboard side here.

We're gonna get results as quick as we can,

and we'll keep you guys posted on what's going on.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Thank you very much.

-Bye. -Bye, guys.

Depressing.

We're just getting started.

We thought we could pull this off.

Okay, guys, thank you.

And now this could be it.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

I guess we just have to wait for the tests

and just hope it's back in the next hour or two.

You guys can have a couple drinks tonight,

but don't go crazy.

Whoa!

Hey!

JL, I dare you to kiss Dani.

-Do it! -Hurry up!

Yeah!

I think I'm gonna hook up with Alli tonight.

I'm just so confused.

Oh, hello.

Sh--, Gary.

See ya, bye.