All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Down.Under.S01E06.720p.AMZN.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

Never, ever stand
over the anchor chain,

especially when this
is happening.

Jamie'’s been
a really cool bosun.

Like, he'’s teaching me a lot.

I don'’t wanna disappoint him.

Magda, Magda.

The laundry is a pigsty.

I'’ve lost some board shorts.

I really need Magda to step up,

but no one likes
telling someone off.

Next trip I was gonna swap you
guys and have Magda on service.

- Yeah.
- That'’s fine.

Awesome.

We'’re ready.

Primary charter guest is
Karim Gharbi.

So many angels everywhere.

This boat just needs restyling.

For [bleep]'’s sake.

This should have
been done on the way.

You'’re wasting time again,
deck team.

- Jamie, run your team.
- Yeah.

Well, I was just gonna say...
well, I don'’t know where Ben is.

Culver and Brittini
I can rely on,

but Ben does what he wants.

You can'’t do that on a yacht.

Did you wanna talk to
the primary about dinner,

or do you want me to tell them?

I don'’t know that we're gonna
really tell them

what they'’re having for dinner,
because then we'’re kinda giving

them the options to be like, eh.

Oh

I'’m glad that you got fish,
because that'’s all I eat.

Cool, that'’s, I think, all we're
gonna eat all trip, is fish.

It'’s very yummy.

No, I can'’t eat this.

She'’s gonna be a ratchet bitch
all weekend, I guarantee it.

Theme tonight, Casino Royale.

First course, you'’ve got
the kingfish crudo.

- Fish again?
- Yes.

Yeah.

- No.
- I don'’t eat raw fish.

- No?
- It has to be fully cooked.

Four of them said
they don'’t eat raw fish.

It'’s not raw.
It'’s cured.

What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God.
- Can'’t cook it any quicker.

How long does it take
to sh--? Hungry!

I'’m so hungry.

Let'’s hope it's not much longer.

How many minnies, you reckon?

It'’s, like, whenever, you know?
I can'’t really give a time.

I don'’t wait.
Life don'’t wait.

Quickly as possible, please.

I don'’t rush.

Aesha.

I don'’t think there is
making that person happy.

Period.

Huh, a little unexpected?

That'’s all right.

So hungry.

We'’ll have it right
up there for you.

Perfect, thank you, thank you.

I feel mortified.

Ryan is moving
as slowly as possible.

Cook your crudo.
Oh, it is cooked already.

- Oh.
- It'’s cured, I mean.

- Oh, yeah.
- Looks nice and boring again.

I'’m sorry.

I swear, he'’s just doing
it to punish these guests

for complaining.

The food is two minutes away.

One chef can cater
for up to 10 people.

My chef does 15 people.

They all eat the salmon?

Yeah.

Well, I haven'’t asked for
that course.

Well, I mean, if we just
went through food

with them there, why do we...

we didn'’t go through every dish?

I told them the first course
because I was pairing a wine.

I'’ll help with dishes
until 8:30.

Then Culver'’s back on.

So, get some rest, nine and
a half hours off each.

Tomorrow will be a big day
SCUBA diving, jet-skiing.

Okay.

Make sh-- happen.

Can you choose which one'’s
a better roll from Benny and I?

- Yeah.
- Big old towel competition.

Show me.

I feel really
confident about this.

Very good.
Britt wins.

Hell, yeah.

I'’m gonna put some
grapefruit on there.

Girls, girls, could you
please come for service?

Make sure you'’ve
got white gloves.

Copy, on my way.

All right, girlies,
get it outta here.

- That looks amazing, Ry-
- Ry.

Oh, the food is here.

Finally.

For your first course
is kingfish crudo

with seared grapefruit.

How is it?

This is great.

What'’s the main course?

Salmon.

Dude.
I don'’t eat fish.

Oh, you don'’t eat fish at all?

- I don'’t eat fish.
- He'’s a steak guy.

Have they got steak?

- How would you have it?
- Medium-well.

- Medium-well?
- Yeah, please.

Can I have eggs?

- Instead of fish?
- Yes.

I'’ll go and
discuss it with him now.

Yeah, okay.

You'’re gonna be pissed.

- One of the guys...
- Mm-hmm.

Said that he doesn'’t eat fish,
and so he wants a medium steak.

And then egg girl,

she really wants scrambled eggs
and avocado.

Scrambled eggs.

So, tomorrow, every meal,

you'’re getting an order
from them, every single meal.

I'’m not planning
and running any...

I'’m not gonna waste my time.

This dinner is a sh---show,

it'’s like diarrhea
all over the walls.

I'’ll yeah, you got...
you ask them what they want.

I don'’t know how long this
dinner'’s gonna be now.

What?

Marilyn Monroe?

Huh?

Yeah.

This is my first
time on service.

I wanna make sure that I'’m gonna
make a good impression.

I'’m good at performances.

I used to be a ballerina.

It'’s super easy-peasy for me.

I can show my ballerina
skills on the boat.

- You said medium, right?
- Medium-well.

Booty.

I didn'’t wanna do it like this,
but I don'’t even care.

All right, kids, these can go.

Oh, we gotta give them
a hand for this one.

Here we go.

I'’ve never clapped for dinner,
but tonight, I gotta clap.

Yay!

Because you know what,
there is the scrambled eggs.

- Ah.
- Wow.

That'’s amazing.

How'’s the scrambled eggs?

How'’d it go, Chef?

Oh, you know, they'’re gonna
be critiquers either way.

I just can'’t let it bother me,
that'’s all.

It'’s about the guests
enjoying themselves.

- We tried.
- That'’s good.

Would you like another beer?

- Yes, please.
- Yas, king.

Do we siphon the gas
for the jet-ski?

Yeah, let me show you
where the fuel is.

Is it the yellow one for that?

- No.
- What'’s the yellow one?

- That'’s diesel.
- Oh.

Brittini'’s awesome.
She can take instruction.

If she'’s done the wrong thing,

she'’ll take it on the chin
and she'’ll move forward.

What uses diesel?

The big tender.

Oh.

Love that about her.

Red is for?

For the little tendie.

And what'’s the other one for?

The big tendie.

When you teach me things,
we can call it, like, BJ time.

BJ time?

- Brittini and Jamie.
- Oh!

I was like, blowjob time?

It was supposed to be innuendo.

You'’re outta control.

Let'’s catch a fish, baby.

Perfect.

- Okay, listen.
- What?

I'’m gonna dance for them, and
I'’m gonna change to Marilyn,

but I want you to be
with me there.

- Marilyn Monroe?
- Yes.

- Like the chick?
- Like the chick.

Okay.

I'’ll have a bunch
of diamonds, so...

I'’m gonna just lay...

I'’ll be your diamond playboy.

Then you just lay all over me.

- I'’m gonna lay on the table.
- Yeah.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Oh, guys, I actually
forgot to tell you

that rumors whispered
that Marilyn Monroe

was on this yacht.

Maybe there'’s some ghost
walking around the boat.

You did that very well.

Wow.

Do you wanna maybe
go do that now?

Because I think they'’re
getting bored.

Thanks, darling.

Culver, Culver, I'’m gonna
start getting ready.

I'’ve got no idea
what Magda is doing.

At this point, I do actually
need something to save dinner.

You might be happy tonight.

- Okay.
- Oh, wow!

Oh, my God!

Marilyn, you look so good.

I don'’t know what
the is going on.

That'’s my mullet, yeah.

Double? I was trying
to cover the normal ones.

Tumi, how are you looking
for finishing at 10:00?

- Cabins are done.
- Right, go to bed.

But I wanna see this, so...

We'’ve got something
cool happening, so...

I'’m excited.

We'’re ready.

- Oh, wow!
- Welcome.

Long, long ago, on the Thalassa,

we had a very special
guest come on...

the Marilyn Monroe.

Whoa!

Now, some say on certain nights
her spirit still lives on.

Oh.

I have a feeling she may
be around this evening.

Woo!

Oh, thank you, darling.

Yes!

♪ But diamonds are
a girl'’s best friend ♪

Woo!

I mean, she'’s, like...

Oh, no.

I don'’t think that's meant
to be part of the show.

Hey!

Hey!

That'’s amazing.

Woo-hoo!

Oh, God.

Thank you so much.

That'’s the best thing tonight.

That was awesome.

Oh, man, that was so good.

Nipple power!

How can we top this?
That'’s it.

- Yeah.
- I'’m good.

Oh, man.
Never again.

What'’s this?

What is that?

- What is it?
- Eel!

- It'’s an eel!
- Oh, my God, it'’s an eel!

It'’s a dolphin, yeah?

That'’s so freaky, what is that?

- An eel!
- And there'’s a dolphin.

- Ah!
- Awesome.

- It'’s an eel!
- What'’s it doing?

- I don'’t know, man.
- Come here, come here!

Why is it sitting there
like that?

I'’m happy to go to bed.

It'’s time to sleep.

So, they'’re all pretty
much going to bed now.

I'’m gonna go to bed.

Night, homie.

And you'’ve done really well
with service today.

Thank you, I didn'’t
want to disappoint you.

Magda has exposed her bare
nipple to the charter guests,

but I'’m still trying to give
her positive feedback

because the desire
to perform was there.

All right, you all good?

Yeah, good.

A for effort, for sure.

I will see you in the morning.

Night.

Good morning!

I'’m still waking up,
and it'’s been an hour.

Oh, good morning, good morning!

Deck crew, deck crew,

all hands on deck up on
the sundeck, please.

- Copy.
- We'’re ready.

Up, up, up.

Okay, you'’re clear,
so let'’s move this out.

Today, we'’re going SCUBA diving
for the first time this season.

It'’s a massive process.

Okay, pull, pull, pull.

I want the captain to see
that I can lead the team,

and that we can be the deck team
he can depend on.

Disconnect that as quick
as you can, mate.

- Yeah.
- Right-o.

- Aesha, good morning.
- Good morning.

Can I have an almond
milk cappuccino?

Yes.

With honey on the side,
as soon as you can?

Yes.

Mm yeah.

Think I should give him
a little choccie sprinkle,

or is he too old for that?

"Choccie" is chocolate?

Yeah.

Yeah, I wouldn'’t go with
the chocolate, yeah.

- He'’s too old, eh?
- Yeah.

Thanks, mate.

And what'’s the date for that?

Yeah, okay.

Mm, she burned the milk.

I want Aesha back, please.

Yeah, I'’ll grab her.

- -
- Aesha, Aesha.
- Go ahead.

The primary is asking for
you on bridge deck aft.

Copy, thanks.

Whew.

- Aesha.
- Yes.

Are you sure you'’re the
best coffee-maker here?

Oh, is it not right?

Coming up...

Take that line.

Don'’t tighten the rope.

Oh sh--.

Oh, my God.

- Back, back.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Aesha.
- Yes.

Are you sure you'’re the
best coffee-maker here?

Oh, is it not right?

- I didn'’t think I was that bad.
- There'’s not even...

there'’s not even
chocolate on top,

and then you burned the milk.

- Oh, did I?
- You did.

What coffee machine do you have?
Can I have a look?

Yeah.

We microwave the milk, so
I must have just microwaved...

You microwave the milk?
No, no, no.

So, we use these
coffee machines here.

Oh, wow.

You don'’t have the frother?
You can buy the frother.

I can see if we can
buy a frother today.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Chef.
- Good morning.

Don'’t let them microwave
the milk ever again.

Okay.

I'’ve never heard of such
a thing

in 18 years'’ experience
in hospitality.

- Can I just have a shot?
- Yes.

I'’m sure you can
get that one right.

I will happily eat any
sh-- sandwich

that Karim shoves in my mouth,

I'’ll lick my teeth
afterwards and move on.

I'’m not gonna have
a tantrum about it.

Do you wanna tell me
if that one'’s okay?

That one'’s...

you can'’t get that wrong,
you just press the button.

I'’m sure you got that right.

Mm.

Good morning, darling.

Let'’s go.

Oh.

How you doing,
it'’s Jason of Thalassa.

So, you'’re aiming to push off
here at 10:00, do you think?

- -
- That'’s perfect for us.
- Morning.

Good morning.

The dive company'’s coming over
now with all their equipment.

Hi, Kay, this is
Aesha from Thalassa.

I have a last-minute request.

Good morning.

- How are you?
- Good, how you guys doing?

To get a milk frother.

I'’ll do the best I can do.

Benny, you'’re gonna
be driving this today.

- Hi.
- Hey, hey.

Are we ready for SCUBA diving?

I think so.

Let'’s do it.

Bye!

- Woo!
- Paradise, eh?

Have you been diving before?

Yeah, Bora Bora,
all parts of Asia.

Wow, look at that.

The greatest feeling
in the world

Now they'’re off the boat,
and they can all

go themselves,
whatever her name is.

Eunice.

Bleh, that'’s
what her name is to me.

Be nice.

Oh, God.

Ryan'’s negativity's a lot,
but I understand him.

After my dad'’s death,
I was in that space.

I just wish that I could
show him that it'’s okay,

you don'’t have
to fight everybody.

I hope we'’re getting
drunk tomorrow.

Hi.

Here you go,
it'’s a little bit heavy.

Oh, a frother!

Hold that onto your face
so they'’re comfy.

Oh, my word.

What'’s this?

- These are your gauges.
- Yes.

Depth and the pressure.

Pop that regulator
into your mouth.

Now, breathe in and breathe out.

You'’re just gonna take a
big step forward...

one, two, three,
big step, big step.

Okay. All right.

The past year and half,
losing my parents and,

like, feeling numb,

this, for me, is like
I'’m coming back into the world.

It'’s like the best
parts of yachting.

Pretty epic, to be honest.

- Let'’s get a bucket and...
- Okay.

...mop that whole area.

Give it a good tickle.

Ooh, seductive.
I like it.

We got the frother.

Oh, good.

Do you mind going and
helping Tumi for a little bit?

Yeah, sure.

Pretty cool, aren'’t they?

That was awesome.

Arms straight down.

Try that.

Thalassa, Thalassa, tender one.
We are 15 minutes out.

Perfect.

What a complicated dress.

Okay, deck, they'’re coming
around the channel now.

Culver and Brittini
all the daggone day.

Magda, get the towels
ready, please.

All right, back on it.

Hey, how was the first dive?

Amazing.

- Nice.
- We loved it.

You could take them back, and
you might need to take Culver,

because on your way back you'’ll
be going on the port side.

Can you go up and
their brunch order?

Cheers.

See you again very soon,
I think.

Guys, can I take your orders?

Two poached eggs
and some mushrooms.

Poached eggs as well, right?

- Yes.
- Three fried eggs.

I do want eggs...
eggs Benedict.

- Perfect.
- Perfect, thank you.

You'’re welcome.

Ryan, I'’m gonna write it
down so you can read that.

Hollandaise sauce, salmon avo.

They all just pull sh--
out of their ass.

These people have been
bougie-ass bitches.

So, for brunch I'’m gonna
break my own rule.

I'’m just gonna give them
what they want.

it.

Oh.

Spinach, avo, and feta.

We'’ve got fruit and pastries
on the table,

and then your cooked orders
will arrive shortly.

What'’s the espresso like?

It'’s easy... press the button
and that'’s it.

- Yeah.
- Anyone can get it right.

We got scrambled,
no cream.

I just need a good meal,
particularly after last night.

Tumi, Tumi, are you able to
help us run up some plates?

Copy, on my way.

Woohoo.

- Perfect.
- Thank you.

That'’s very good,
the eggs Benedict is good.

Wow, isn'’t that amazing?

You give the guests whatever
they want, and they'’re happy?

Who would have thought?

Captain, we'’re about
to pull up at the stern.

I'’ve had it before.

We'’ll get the single
tow out now.

Use all hands
to get the tender up.

Get all that in position.

Oh!

yeah.

I'’ll show you what I'm doing.

Bring it in nice and slow,
then, nice and easy.

And he'’ll fall off
with the wind.

He can still come here,
he can still come here.

- Take that line.
- Slow down.

Watch yourself.

- Stop.
- Oh, my God.

- Back, back...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let'’s go, Benny.

Let'’s go, get her in there.

Oh!

I'’ll show you what I'm doing.

Wanna bring him up here.

We can still come here.

Take that line.

What'’s going on here?

- Oh, my God.
- Back, back.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Are you joking, Ben?

- What the [bleep]?
- I was gonna wait.

Oh, my...

- Benny?
- Yeah.

You need to be here.

Sorry, Cap.

Ben, you need to pay attention

to what you'’re doing
at all times.

I'’m sorry.

Are you ----ing kidding me, man?

Like, what is this guy up to?

If it wasn'’t for me
acting as quick as I did,

someone could have got injured.

On deck, Jamie'’s doing well.

However, Jamie'’s gonna
need to learn how

to manage different people and
different personalities.

There'’s a few ways to lead.

You need to adapt to the
conditions in front of you.

I'’ve never done
that before, so...

It'’s just being aware.

Like, two guests wish to
have a nautical dinner.

Cuisine is at
the chef'’s discretion.

Laundry queen, you go, girl.

Oh, it'’s so pretty.

Wow, look at them. Puppies.

All right, stop playing
with the food.

The preference sheet says
the guests

want a nautical theme dinner,
so we'’re gonna go with seafood,

but seafood, it'’s
already ----ed me over two times

with these people.

No, I can'’t eat this.

You'’ve got the kingfish crudo,
so I have paired with a...

Yes.

I just don'’t feel like
trying anymore.

I just want '’em off.

Can I try some of this later?

You... we might have a lot of
seafood tonight,

depending on what these
people are feeling.

I'’m gonna send Magda on
her break now

so that she'’s back in time
for dinner.

Okay.

That laundry looks in
a real good place.

Yeah, and I just put
in Karim'’s stuff.

Good job.

What are you gonna wear?

You can'’t wear black anymore.

You wore black the whole time.

So, while she'’s away,

if you just help me
set up for nautical.

Aesha giving Magda the chance
in service,

yes, it is more work,

but I would do it for
someone like Magda,

who works hard
and is willing to try.

But also, I myself don'’t
like these guests,

so this setup works
perfectly for me.

I'’m so excited.

I'’m ----ing murdering dinner tonight.

Always pushing for gold.

Great job, big guy, keep it up.

I'’m gonna send you
on your break now.

See you later.

For the love of God.

Salad, seafood stew.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your blacks.

- We'’ve got hats.
- Let'’s all wear hats.

- Yes!
- Yay.

This is awesome.

Knock-knock.

- Hello.
- Nice!

How much longer?

- All right, let'’s time her.
- Okay.

Then she has no excuse.

So, I figure if I give them
all ----ing salad to start with,

can'’t ask me for a salad.

She said she will be ready
in two minutes.

How hard is it
to be ready at 7:00?

Agreed, let'’s go eat.

Let'’s do it.

All righty, is this ready to go?

Yeah, you'’re all set.

Are you finally ready?

Oh, my God, you look gorgeous.

Thank you.
Took a while.

We'’ve got a garden salad
for your first course.

- Thank you very much.
- Bon appétit.

Sorry I'’m late.

Takes time to do this hair... oh...

So, just so you know, your two
minutes was actually 10 minutes.

I even forgot how bad
was my salad.

I usually would have said,
"This is sh-- salad."

I think he'’s just trying to get
away with the bare minimum.

The mussels are done,
lobsters are done.

Coming down.

Coming up.

Coming up.

They weren'’t stoked
with the salad.

Don'’t really care what
they think anymore.

I'’m ready to just get
'’em off the boat.

Mussels, prawns, and shove
it up their butts.

Let them go off
after this too.

- Hey.
- What'’s up, Cap?

How are you?

Yeah, I'’m good, how you doing?

Gotta get some of
these towels done.

Oh, wow.

That deserves an Insta story.

Wow, that is amazing.

For your main course,
you'’ve got lobster,

oysters, prawns...

Enjoy!

All right, this is
what you do...

you scrape it off.

Oh, okay.

Delicious.

My favorite dish so far.

Okay.

Yeah, get the fluffies going.

Oh, God.

No, you'’re not listening,
and you'’re laughing at me.

It shouldn'’t be this difficult.

You'’ve gotta try
a little harder sometimes.

Can'’t we just...
can I just...

What are you doing?

Fluffing up a bit.

Don'’t, wait.

Ben, don'’t ever touch
the remote control

if it'’s in someone else's hands.

--ing hell, Ben.

Don'’t ever do that again.

Jump out of the way.

that sh--.

- Ben...
- See you later.

Don'’t walk off on me.

Coming up...

How many yachts have you
actually worked on?

I don'’t know, how many vacuums
have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying
pans did you flip?

You stick to the vacuum
and I'’ll do the cooking.

Can I just...

What are you doing?

Stop, wait.

Ben, don'’t ever touch
the remote control

if it'’s in someone else's hands.

--ing hell, Ben.

Don'’t ever do that again.

Jump out of the way.

that sh--.

- Ben...
- See you later.

Don'’t walk off on me.

Just gotta try
a little harder sometimes.

The feeling of being belittled,
being teased,

being laughed at,
no one enjoys that.

The way that Jamie'’s
coming down on me,

he'’s trying to make me feel
incapable, and I'’ve had enough.

Bless his heart.

About to have a little
towel-rolling party.

Oops.

I didn'’t break that.
It was already broken.

This is amazing,
it'’s really yummy.

I'’m just not a fan of actually
cutting open the lobster.

Okay, so Blondie wants the meat,
but not from the shell.

And the prawns and the mussels.

She says she doesn'’t
want anything that'’s,

like, in the shell.

You wanna represent it?

It'’s for my favorite
see ya next Tuesday.

She just wants to be difficult.

No. No, it'’s not.

--ing stupid.

I can'’t wait till tomorrow.

- Here you go.
- Oh, thank you.

Can you feed me my food, too?

Ben, what'’s your location, mate?

I just walked up to main
deck on port side.

Delicious.

Yeah, I agree.

Yeah, it'’s good.

He nailed it.

Yeah, the lobster'’s
very well cooked.

Compliments to the chef.

I can'’t have you
walking off like that.

I mean, this is the second time
now, and I'’ve had enough.

When'’s the first time
I walked off?

With the anchor chain.

What'’s happening down there?

It'’s too much.

It'’s big, it's fast
sh--ting myself.

- Calm down, all right?
- that.

- I cut my foot, all right?
- I understand that.

Okay, look, I'’ve probably
been through that...

You'’re putting...
you'’re putting...

Let me talk, mate, okay?

We'’ve been through that.
We'’ve been through this one.

- Mm-hmm.
- I don'’t want you to walk off.

I don'’t want you to do that,

because I don'’t wanna
have to keep

coming down on you like this.

Understood.

We'’re having a laugh, all three
of us were having a laugh.

We weren'’t laughing at you.

Don'’t take it the wrong way.

Yeah, I have no more
to say about it.

Sweet, I apologize.

All good.

Tumi, Tumi, Aesha.

Just letting you know that
a bunch of cabins are free.

You probably already
know that, so...

Roger, I'’m already in one.

I love you so much.

- That'’s about it.
- Okay, cool.

For breakfast,
we want muesli, yoghurt.

Awesome, I'’ll go talk
to the chef.

All right, good night.

- You'’re doing really good.
- Yeah.

- See you in the morning.
- Can'’t wait.

Okay, 8:00 breakfast.

- It'’s just cereal and...
- Muesli and yoghurt.

- Oh, yeah.
- And fruit.

And fruit, yep.

Thank you.

I'’m exhausted.

All crew, all crew, all
the guests are going to bed.

Good night. Bye.

Ha-ha, mother----ers.

You know?

he'’s just like..

The blonde is.

She'’s just young, and,
like, she'’s got, like,

the older boyfriend.

I don'’t even think he likes her.

Just have a chat, just like
you'’re talking with me,

- like, right now.
- Mm-hmm.

Without coming off
aggressive or whatever.

He reacts, and he doesn'’t think.

He just ----ing reacts.

I'’m heading to bed, bro.

If that doesn'’t work, then
you gotta play hardball.

In the past, I'’ve never usually
struggled with confrontation.

So, like, all the time
when I say things,

you judge me,
and it'’s quite rude.

I'’m just being honest.

All I'’m saying is stop
looking at me

like I'’m a piece of
sh-- because I'’m not.

But it'’s just so hard
to fight with Ryan

because he'’s so irrational.

He blames all of his problems
on everyone else,

and I just don'’t really
wanna go into the lion'’s den

and get my neck bitten off.

Hopefully you don'’t see me
with my head hanging off

my neck tomorrow.

Six hours to go.

I'’m counting, trust me.

I don'’t know where
we would have put it.

Why don'’t you just
make some muesli?

I'’ve never made it.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Good.

Muesli takes, like,
45 minutes to roast.

You think they'’re gonna be
up at 8:00, ready?

You know what being
a yacht chef is like,

you need to be prepared.

No, you deal with them,
I'’ll deal with my wall.

Aren'’t you used to...

Am I used to pompous pricks
like this? Absolutely not.

But how many yachts have
you actually worked on?

I don'’t know, how many
vacuums have you pushed?

How many ----ing frying pans
have you flipped?

You stick to vacuums,
I'’ll stick to cooking.

Let'’s just keep it at that.

I'’m just saying it's,
like, guests on yachts,

it'’s like they have these sudden
requests all the time.

No, you have this ----ing
anal ----ing attitude.

It'’s the chief stew syndrome,

wanting to be right
about something.

You stick to the ironing
and the vacuums,

and I'’ll do the cooking.

You stick to vacuums,
I'’ll stick to cooking.

You have this anal
----ing attitude.

It'’s a chief stew syndrome,

wanting to be right
about something.

You were bullied so much
as regular stews, I feel like...

That you have to ----ing...

I'’m just saying we need to
cater to whatever they want.

I agree.

If they want muesli by 8:00,
then hit'’s muesli by 8:00.

Stick to the ironing
and the vacuums,

and I'’ll do the cooking.

I just handled
that so uselessly.

When I meant to say was,

"Hey, Ryan, these guests
are paying thousands of dollars

"to be here, so could you please
put just a little bit of time

into their very simple
breakfast request?"

But within two sentences,

he somehow flipped it
and turned it

into a completely
different conversation.

Tumi, how many
superyachts have you worked on?

Stop, Ryan.

You know I'’m right.

Just zip it.

I ain'’t getting involved.

Tumi, we'’d be
----ed without you.

I promise, you would be fine.

Can I get you your cappuccino?

Please.

Get the vacuum, just vacuum some
of this sand up around here.

Got the frother.
Now he can'’t complain.

Do you want me
to take it up for you?

- Oh, yes, thank you.
- Sure.

Dear lord Jesus,
please let this be perfect.

- Hey, girl.
- Hi, how you going?

Good.

Morning.

Why did they send you
with the coffee?

Are they scared?

I'’ve got these.

This is perfect.

- Woo!
- Thank you.

You guys are great.

Deck team, deck team, can we
meet on the main deck aft?

Copy that.

Mm, let'’s get the muesli.

You just tell me.

Yeah, yeah, just go for it.

So, is this the high-protein
Greek yoghurt?

Mm-hmm.

- Mm.
- Yum.

- This is good.
- Mm, mm, mm.

Okay, deck crew,
let'’s get outta here.

Ben, head up
straight to the anchor.

Yeah, yeah,
I'’m going up there now.

Thanks, mate.

Gotta beat this tide.

Bring it up, mate.

Yeah, hauling.

Do what I do.

Anchor is in the pocket.

Copy that.

Just jump on in, yeah.

Ben is in the tender.

- Yeah, we all good to go?
- We'’re all good to go.

It'’s so windy, ah.

Rocky boat, it'’s like, woo.

Just wanna ----ing be
done with this charter.

How do I throw this one?

- I'’ll throw it, here we go
- Yeah.

Jamie, you in position?

I'’m in position, Cap,
ready to go.

Aesha cannot
wait for us to leave.

No!

No, yeah, you can go.

Cap, you are 20 meters from the
starboard quarter to the rocks.

Tell me as soon
as I can swing, please.

Clear to swing, clear to swing.

Cap, if you could
push forward another foot,

that would be awesome.

Get that line to him.

That'’s perfect, straight on.

Okay, tie it up.

Cap, all good in the aft.

Thank you very much.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your penguin suits.

All right.

Voila.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Good to go.

All crew, all crew, move
to the aft deck

and we'’ll say goodbye
to the guests.

- Swap, swap, swap.
- Oh, yeah, sorry.

Woo!

Yay!

Thanks so much
for the experience.

Give me a hug, mate.

I'’ll see you soon.

Goodbye, thank you.

See you, darling,
so lovely to meet you.

Aw, thanks, darling,
I appreciate that.

- What is that?
- This is for you.

- You'’re the best, thank you.
- Oh, thank you!

Extra tip on the side,
but not for everyone.

- That'’s for you, from me.
- Oh, is it?

- Thank you.
- Oh, thanks!

Captain, what a service.

It was absolutely amazing.

Thank you, team,
for looking after us.

Aesha, we gotta just fix the
cappuccino the next time.

Yep.

Chef, the salad...

but you know what, your
lobster last night was amazing.

Awesome.

Captain, well deserved
for everybody.

- Aw!
- Bye!

- See you soon!
- See you!

Bye!

No, don'’t come back.

The best team!

So, let'’s wash this boat down
so we can actually

have a good little
party tonight.

- Woo!
- All right.

What did they give us?

They didn'’t give me anything.

- Oh, really?
- No.

Did they give you guys anything?

- I got something.
- What'’s in the envelope?

Wait, are you ----ing
kidding me?

No.

What did they give you?

I don'’t know.

- Oh!
- Everyone got something.

- Oh, oh!
- Hey, oh.

- You didn'’t get anything?
- Nope.

Yeah, that'’s baller.

Ah ha ha ha!

Homegirl got some love.

- Wow.
- Nice.

Yeah.

Anyway...

Wait, what?

I'’m, like, an emotional
wreck right now.

No, why are you emotional?

- Don'’t be!
- Oh!

No!

You know what,
I just, like, ugh.

Yeah, that was just...

Just, like, are you kidding?

That'’s just so distasteful.

It'’s so rude.

I grew up in a very wealthy
community, but I wasn'’t wealthy.

A single parent,
grew up on food stamps.

It makes me feel
not good enough.

It'’s not the tips itself,
it'’s the not being seen.

That'’s why I want
so badly to be a badass.

- Captain.
- Yeah?

Yeah. Totally.

I really appreciate that.

Yeah.

I think that'’s the way forward.

Hey, Ryan, do you wanna
do that as well?

- Put yours in with the...
- Oh, we gave our tips...

Yeah, that'’s what
we were just saying.

Let'’s get down business.

Yeah!

Okay, I'’m gonna go and work.

Same.

How did she pick
who was getting that?

Five-hundred-buck handjob
with a glove on.

Find another envelope, a spare.

Put it all into...

...one, and then use the
five for the tip meeting.

I'’m gonna make sure the
quarterdeck'’s all secured.

Ugh.

Yeah, let'’s just crack on.

Brittini.

Oi.

I feel the energy.
What'’s going on?

Coming up...

I just don'’t think I'm doing
that bad a job.

I'’m here to have a good time.

You continue like this,

you'’re not gonna have a ----ing
good time.

Brittini.

Oi.

I feel the energy.
What'’s going on?

I got emotional, Cap.

You got emotional?

Yeah, like, everyone got tips,

and I didn'’t, and I'm just
like, that'’s kind of...

I think I just put a
lot of pressure on myself,

because I feel like I am the
person that obviously came

with the least amount of skills,

so, I'’m like, I
feel like I do...

Well, to be quite honest,

you'’re climbing up that ladder
a lot quicker than most.

Mm-hmm.

You'’re doing an awesome job.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay. Keep going.

- Better?
- Yeah.

On deck, Brittini'’s
doing really well.

But at the end of the day,
we'’re all humans.

We carry emotions.

It'’s important that we see that

and help each
other get through it.

Ah

Almost there.

Jamie, can you meet me in the
bridge deck aft salon, please?

Copy.

Do the shower door.
Thank you.

Gotcha.

The one thing I wanna chat
about is you talked to Ben about

tender driving
the other day

when you both came in
at the same time.

That'’s the most unsafe
issue that we'’ve had.

Yeah.

That'’s just vessel awareness.

I would suggest that you
definitely explain that to him.

No, no, 100 percent.

But I just...

what does frustrate me, though,

is I don'’t want to be
that dude that he hates

because I'’m the one telling
him what to do.

He takes it to heart a lot.

Don'’t get frustrated with him.

Talk to him about it.

Straight-out explain it to him.

Yeah.

If there'’s another
issue like that,

someone'’s gonna
lose their job, okay?

Copy that.
Thanks, Cap.

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

All crew, could
you please meet me

in the bridge salon
for tip meeting?

Copy.

Who wants rosé, who wants Veuve?

- Is that Mirabelle?
- Yes.

Are we just swigging
and passing?

Settle, settle, settle.

Okay, I think we did quite well.

Me, too.

The interior smashed it.

Deck, we'’re not panicking
under adverse conditions,

but we can do a little bit
better as well.

Total tip, $21,500 Australian.

U.S. dollars, that'’s $16,530.

So individually,
that was $1,375 U.S.

Woo!

On the tip note, guys, five
of us got some personal tips.

Yeah, that was weird.

But we'’re all gonna
share it out.

It'’s about $277 each,

we'’re just gonna share
it out amongst us all.

- Good work, guys.
- Yay!

Woo!

My helmet, my award, goes
to someone

that needs help with
their cappuccino making...

- Aesha.
- Yay!

The idiot award goes to Aesha.

Right-o, have a good night.

Thank you.

- Hello!
- Hey!

Oh!

It'’s so nice to see your face.

Oh, I can'’t wait
to see you again.

At least we know that
we'’re so fine

together and apart, you know?

Oh, 100 percent.

Scott and I met in high school,

and then ended up
reconnecting years later.

We have only been together
for a year,

but when you'’re living together
in an ambulance,

you get to know each
other very quickly.

I don'’t think many people
would feel comfortable spending

so much time away from
their significant other,

but we just know that
we'’re gonna be with each other

for the rest of our lives.

Yeah, exactly.

When you watch someone
else sh-- in a bucket

and you just feel
complete desire,

you know that that'’s true love.

Love you!

I need an espresso martini
or a vodka Red Bull.

What Spice Girl are you tonight?

Posh Spice.

I'’m Baby Spice.

Ah!

Let'’s rally, y'all.

Get me a drink.

Ladies of the night!

- Oh!
- Girls, boys.

Oh.

Coral sea.

Go, go.

Come on, out of the car,
out of the car.

- Yay!
- This is so perfect.

Would we like a drink to start?

A quadruple Jack and Coke
would be great,

because I know the
pours in Australia are,

like, half of a normal one.

Cheers!

Charter three!

We'’ve got some entrees
complimentary of the chef.

- Oh!
- I'’m so hungry, bro.

- I can'’t eat any of that.
- Oh, my God.

But I can eat these.

- You can'’t eat seafood?
- I don'’t like it.

It'’s my favorite thing.

I'’m not a fan of seafood.

Tumi is disgusted.

Manners.
There'’s a ----ing plate

Thank you.

A spark?

I really don'’t like seafood.

I think you'’re a good guy.

You just need to just listen
to me a bit more, that'’s it.

I just don'’t think
I'’m doing that bad a job.

I'’m here to have a good time.

If you continue like this,

you'’re not gonna have a ----ing
good time, all right?

Brittini, I'’ve been riding
her on certain things,

but she'’s learning.

It'’s almost like
you don'’t wanna learn.

Mate, I'’ve been
a deckhand for...

Listen that'’s how...

you forget sh--.
If you wanna be on the team,

keep doing what you'’re doing
minus the bullsh--.

I gotta wee.
I'’ll be back.

Okay, go.

It'’s frustrating to have
a deckhand not listen

to what I'’ve asked him to do.

He continues doing what
he'’s doing now, he'll be gone.

It'’s up to him.

Next, on
"Below Deck Down Under"...

I'’m getting sexually frustrated.

Oh, right, can'’t go in there.

Yo!

I'’m in heat.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

Ooh, ooh.

Is anyone else excited?

High-flying aerospace engineer Jenale

expects the
highest-quality cuisine.

One of them wants
more lobster tail.

Do we have more?

No, this isn'’t
a ----ing Red Lobster.

Cap, having trouble
with the tow line.

It gets tangled,
it happens every time.

This is the
fourth charter.

Jamie should know by now
I'’ve gotta drive the boat,

he'’s gotta drive the crew.

Captain, go slower, please,
it'’s way too fast.

Jesus ----ing Christ.

That was way too quick.

I'’m doing everything safely.

He tries to tell you to
do anything unsafe, come to me,

because I'’m not ----ing
doing that bullsh--.