All language subtitles for Wish Upon A Star 1996_track3_[eng]

[pop music plays]

[alarm clock ringing]

[ringing stops]

[woman] ♪ Pacing slowly back
and forth ♪

♪ Just got
scolded for the worst ♪

♪ Thinking to
myself am I to blame? ♪

♪ Father tells me
what to do ♪

♪ Mother tells
me how to feel ♪

♪ These days I
wonder if I am ali-i-ve ♪

♪ So stop, stop
what you'’re doing to me ♪

♪ Can'’t you see
how it makes me feel ♪

Alex!

♪ I need to grow up

♪ So stop, stop
what you'’re doing to me ♪

Alexia Wheaton!
Let'’s get a move on!

♪ Can'’t you see what I see? ♪

♪ I need to grow up

♪ Can'’t have freedom,
can'’t have taste ♪

♪ Can'’t I grow my hair
this way? ♪

♪ Why do you try
and tell me this is wrong? ♪

♪ The less you see,
the more you care ♪

♪ When I am home,
you are not there ♪

♪ I am youth,
but I see just the s-a-ame ♪

♪ Stop, stop
what you'’re doing to me ♪

♪ Can'’t you see
how it makes me feel? ♪

[honking]

♪ I need to grow up

♪ So stop, stop
what you'’re doing to me ♪

[sighs]
Man, oh, man.

♪ So I will stop, stop

[groans]

[honking]

Chill, you vagrant!
I'’m coming!

Ben, Nan, later.

We can'’t let her go out in
public like that, Ben.

Alex! Stop!

-Whoa!
-[laughs] Hey!

[all chattering and whooping]

[coughs]

What'’s wrong with you?
Besides the obvious.

We'’re gonna be late again.

Oh, pop a Midol.

Who said anything
about being late?

[Nan] I'’ve had it, Ben.

I am going to clean out
her closet,

and from now on,
it'’s cardigan sweaters

and monogrammed blouses,
and I don'’t think

That it'’s healthy
that she call me "Nan."

It shows a total disregard
for our family hierarchy.

Nan, Nan, listen,
have you noticed

that when you insist that Alex
calls you "mom,"

the greater pleasure she gets
From calling you Nan?

-Mm-hmm.
-And when we object
to her provocative clothing,

she just finds
something more provocative

-To wear the next day.
-Mmm.

And when we encourage
the girls to get along,

The more out of hand
their sibling rivalry gets.

I mean, what have our patients
been telling us

-all these years?
-[sighs]

That their parents
have ruined their lives.

Exactly, now,
I think the only way

these girls are gonna get along,
show us some respect,

and bring harmony
to this household

is for you and I
to stop interfering.

-Uh-huh
-There'’ll be no reason for them

to rebel against our rules
and demands because...

There won'’t--
there won'’t be any.

Mm-hmm.

[pop music continues,
school bell rings]

♪ So stop, stop
what you'’re doing to me ♪

♪ Can'’t you see what I see? ♪

-♪ I need to grow up
-[tires screech]

-Morning, Hayley.
-Hi.

Oh, excellent shirt, Aly.
Wow.

[woman laughs]

[students whispering
and giggling]

That'’s three days
in a row, Hayley.

If it happens again,
I'’m going to start

deducting from your grade.

It won'’t.

All right, now, tomorrow'’s quiz
will require

slide identification
of the following constellations.

Canis Majorus, Leo, Taurus--

[chuckles]
Hey, that rhymes.

Cool shorts, guys.

[coughs]
Doctor'’s orders.

He said I had
to sit out again.

-[coughs]
-Uh-huh.

[women laughing]

What do you think they'’re
talking about right now?

Etruscan art.

How should I know?

It'’s your sister.

Sabrina, is that...
stubble? Ew.

I swear, I shaved this morning.
I must have just missed a spot.

So, Alex, what'’s the limit
on the festival again?

No limit.

-Hello, beautiful.
-Hello.

How you doing?

All right, test scores are in.
Time to face the music.

Mr. Gerard.

You need to make that up
with me.

Very nice.

Barely adequate.

Eesh. Alexia.

But Hayley here,
very nice.

It'’s nice to see someone
coming out smelling like a rose.

Lose the gum,
if you would.

So any questions about...

grades, homework,
life in general?

-Mr. Watson?
-Yes, Alexia?

Can I go
to the ladies'’ room please?

What difference does it make?

[Alexia] Oh, I think
it'’s so admirable

that you attended
the police academy.

You see, it'’s always been
a dream of mine

to go into law enforcement,
but my parents,

whom, by the way, think you'’re
a wonderful administrator,

want me to get a degree first,
like you.

I never knew anyone looked
to me as a role model.

Oh, since the ninth grade.
[giggles]

But in order for me
to follow in your path,

I have to start by getting
into Felder first.

And, well,
I was thinking that you,

being a distinguished
principal and all,

might like to write
a recommendation for me.

[giggles]

And what might
the recommendation say?

"Dear admissions committee,

though Alexia Wheaton
is in the bottom half

of her class...

she... dresses well.

Oh! So you'’ll consider it.
[giggles]

[classical music playing softly]

Where'’s the dirt?

She hasn'’t written in two weeks.
Think she'’s on to us?

Hayley? [whistles]

[chuckles] Okay.

[tires screech]

Do you... think they...

do it?

Well, I don'’t have
any documented evidence,

but... [grunts]

[Hayley]
Man, they are so in love.

We better evacuate.

[both laughing]

There you are, Kyle.

Thanks, Mrs. Wheaton.

And do you have enough
salad there, Caitlin?

[Caitlin]
Yes, thanks.

[hissing and bubbling]

[Alexia]
You'’ve got to be kidding.

We have guests.

-I don'’t mind.
-I don'’t mind.

You'’re part of her experiment.

Now, I made the fuel from
an apple you threw away.

It was mealy.

What?

Kyle, would you mind serving me?
My nails are still wet.

Sure.

-Oh. Small portions, please.
-Sorry.

[giggles]
Well, everyone, I found it.

Found what?

The most outrageous dress
for winter festival.

-How low is it cut?
-And how much?

It'’s 200 and something.

298.

As in over $300 with tax?

For a dress?

Alex, your limit was 200.

Oh, I know,
but what'’s an extra hundred

over the course of a lifetime?

Daddy, my children will see me
in these photos,

and I want them
to think I look nice.

But there must be
another nice dress

-for a more reasonable price.
-[clears throat]

But this one sounds
so very... special.

So, here.
Here'’s the credit card.

Wear it in good health.

[Nan] Why don'’t you take
Hayley with you

so that she can pick out a dress
for the winter festival, too?

That'’s a great idea.
Can I come?

Wait. We'’re sisters.

We'’re not friends,
and we don'’t shop together.

-Alex, that'’s terrible.
-Honey.

I-I'’m not going anyway.

But, muffin!

[scoffs] This is your first
winter festival.

And it will be such fun.

And don'’t you wanna be there
to see

if your sister
gets crowned...

queen?

[chuckles]

You probably know
what you want to do.

Stay at home.
Watch the Discovery Channel.

Amen.

Oh, go ahead.

Oh, no, no, no, i-it'’s yours.

Well, here. We'’ll share it.
There you go.

[Haley] Canis Majorus...

Leo.

Arcturus, where are you?

There you are. Okay.

I wish I were Alexia Wheaton.

[chuckles softly]

[alarm clock ringing]

[ringing stops]

[alarm clock ringing]

[panicked gasping]

[screams]

[both screaming]

Man, oh, man.
It worked!

What-- what worked?

-I-I, uh--
-You did this?

I-I made a wish when I--
when I saw a shooting star.

You made a wish to be me?

I didn'’t think it would work.

Ew! [groans and whimpers]

I don'’t like it in here!
Wish us back!

I don'’t think
that'’s possible... Hayley.

I think it is! Hayley!

Do it now!

I can'’t.
It'’s daytime.

Well, I hate
to spoil your fun,

but I have a lot of personal
stuff to deal with today.

And we are not leaving
this house

till things are back
in order.

I'’ll handle this.

Me?

I'’m Alexia,
Alexia Wheaton.

[squeals]

Personally,
I like it best

when my boyfriend Kyle
calls me Aly.

[giggles]

♪ Happy birthday

Happy birthday, happy--
yadda, yadda, yadda

Now reverse the wish.

Fine.
I wish I were Hayley.

[gasps] Don'’t you know
the birthday candle rule?

You have to say the wish
to yourself.

Otherwise it can'’t come true.

[groans] On to plan B.

It'’s a wishing well.

Got it.

Would you try it
with a little more "oomph"?

[chuckles] Okay.

I can'’t do this.

I-I can'’t be you.

And you obviously lack
the social grace to be me.

I don'’t believe this.
I-I have split ends.

[gasps]
I have an astronomy test today.

Don'’t stress.

I had Frauenfleder
when I was a sophomore.

-I'’ll just cheat.
-But you can'’t!

Ow. I mean, I-- you--

you can'’t do that.

When he passes out the test,
just faint or something.

Get sent home sick.
I can make up the test tomorrow.

You can spend the day
watching TV and eating.

[chuckles] Deal.
Close your eyes.

No one finds out about this,
especially Caitlin.

Undoubtedly, she'’d leak it
to "The National Enquirer"

I really don'’t want any rumors
going around about me

the week of the festival.

Ouch!
What about mom and dad?

They'’d have us committed.

So, wait.
We have a secret?

You and me?

So, is there anything
I need to know about you?

Other than being
a grungy social outcast?

I'’m not grungy.
I just have my own style.

Oh, dirt under
the fingernails is in?

[chuckles] You won'’t mind
if I remove it, will you?

So, how do I look?

Today is definitely day one.

-Day one of what?
-My diet.

Oh. [laughs] Excuse me.
I mean your diet.

A fruit-and-veggie fast.
You'’re bloated.

What are you talking about?
I'’m a knockout.

The makeup may be a bit heavy.
Not me.

[sighs] Whatever.
Lose the gum.

Today, you'’re mine.

[chuckles, clears throat]

Good morning, daddy. Mom.

Hayley, you'’re looking
particularly...

adorable today.

Mm, and as usual, Alex,

you are looking
quite stylish yourself.

Sis, allow me.

How about a little cereal,
hmm?

Um... that'’s okay.

I'’m on a fruits-and-veggies
fast only.

Actually,
we should get going.

Wouldn'’t want Hayley to be late
for her big test.

Nan. Ben.

[men cat-calling
and whistling]

-Hi. [giggles]
-Ew!

Okay, okay.

-[man] Have a nice day!
-Excuse me.

-What are you doing?
-Driving.

You don'’t know how to drive.
Give me my keys.

Give me my keys now.

[tires screech]

You should know better.

If I still had my badge,
I'’d have to write you up.

Ow.

[sniffs]

What are you, drunk?

[chuckles] S-she was
up late studying

uh, so she could raise
her GPA.

Isn'’t that right, Alex?

A-and I was just giving her,
Hayley,

my little sis,
a driving lesson.

It-- it won'’t happen again.

Hayley, I wouldn'’t want
anything to harm your chances

of representing Hunter
in the science fair in DC.

I certainly wouldn'’t.

Thank you for being
so understanding.

You are a wonderful
administrator

and an asset to the school.

At least that'’s what Alex
keeps telling me.

Y-you'’re my hero,
Mrs. Mittermo--

I won'’t tolerate
being called that name.

Now get to class.

[school bell rings]

[women chattering]

You'’ll have approximately
two and a half minutes

to answer each question

after the corresponding
slide has been shown.

And I do suggest that you keep
your eyes on your own paper.

'’Cause if you don'’t,
I will pluck them out

and keep them
in a little jar on my desk.

[whispers] Hayley, Hayley.

In the Ptolemaic universe,
is it the Earth in the middle

with the stars and stuff
rotating around,

-or is it the sun
in the middle--
-Shh.

Mr. Frauenfleder?

I'’m--
I'’m not feeling very--

[panicked gasps]

Oh... Hayley?

11 serving six!

-Ow.
-[woman] Are you okay, Alex?

I'’m fine.

Muffin.

I'’m her mother.
Let'’s get you home.

I'’d feel much better
if we could get some ice cream

and-- [coughs] maybe stop
at Blockbuster on the way?

Hi.

What did I do?

Can'’t I just say hi?

Of course you can. Hi.

Oh, I guess you heard
that Hayley went home sick.

I'’m so worried.
I'’m going over after school.

I mean, what if
there'’s brain damage?

Oh, trust me.
She'’ll be fine.

Why don'’t you come and
eat lunch with me and my gang?

I mean, Hayley would hate
for you to seem like a loner.

Really? Okay.

[man on PA] All science fair
participants--

all applications
must be approved

by Mr. Frauenfleder
by the end...

Talley-- thanks.
Talley, Sabrina, Kazumi.

This is Caitlin Scheinbaum.

She'’s eating lunch
with us today.

Why?

Because she'’s
Hayley'’s very best friend

in the entire world.

-So?
-So, uh--

So be nice to her.
Hayley went home sick.

You know, Hayley and I always
wondered what it would be

like to eat with you guys.

She'’ll be bummed
she missed it.

Oh, well, you can both eat
with us tomorrow.

We'’d be happy to have you.

Right, guys?

Oh, but don'’t bring
another tuna fish sandwich.

It'’s one of our rules.

-Sorry.
-Rules?

Duh. They'’re supposed
to be secrets.

Your secrets are safe with me.
You can tell me anything.

Well, we alternate bringing
diet sodas for everyone.

Tomorrow can be your turn.

-Okay.
-Tic Tac, anyone?

Oh, Alex!
What happened?

Oh.
Volleyball, you know.

Looks gruesome.

That no-makeup thing,
that'’s actually very in.

"Self," March issue.

Anyway, Alex, tell us
what happened last night.

-How did you do it?
-Do what?

-Dump Kyle.
-[chuckles]

Why would I do a stupid thing
like that?

Kyle'’s perfect.

[both] Alex, hello?

-You hit the limit.
-What limit?

The three-month max.
Rule three?

Designed to maximize
our experience

with different men.

As of midnight last night,
the clock was up on Kyle.

We reminded you yesterday.

I thought the plan was
to ask him over for dinner,

do a little hot tub,
call him a sick puppy,

and then send him
on his way.

[scoffs softly]

How could I have?

Hey!

-[grunts]
-[laughter]

I'’m sorry.

Can I talk to you a minute?

What could there be left
to say?

Just give me a second,
please?

All right, all right.
Fine.

Okay.

Jeez.

Okay, Kyle, whatever I said
last night I didn'’t mean.

I wasn'’t being myself.

Let'’s go for a walk
this afternoon like old times.

Listen, Alexia.
I have practice after school.

I'’m not interested in going
with someone

who calls me a sick puppy.

Okay.

I can understand
why you'’d be angry.

But...

how can you resist me?

[chuckles] Okay.

I'’m sorry,

I haven'’t
been myself lately.

Can'’t we just get together
after practice and talk?

I could give you a ride home.

I guess I could use a ride.
I'’ll be through at 4:00.

Yes.

[rock music playing]

Mr. Frauenfleder?

Do you remember me,
Lexy Wheaton,

Hayley'’s sister?

Yes, you'’re the one
who ignited the counter

after neglecting
to follow my directions

during chemistry section.

I still can'’t get
the funding to replace it.

Hayley just wanted me
to stop by and find out

when she could make up
the test.

She can take it orally
when she'’s better.

Oh, I'’m sure
she'’ll be fine tomorrow.

Mr. Frauenfleder?

Out of all your students,
is Hayley perhaps your favorite?

You, of all people,
should be thankful

I don'’t rank my students,
Alexia.

[chuckles]
Well, between you and me,

do you think she has a shot
at winning the science fair

and going on to nationals?

Well, she'’s not very comfortable
with public speaking,

but I expect
she'’ll get it right.

Hayley'’s very tenacious.

Thank you.

[woman]
♪ But I can'’t help myself ♪

♪ I must be settling down

♪ Until they stop this thing
I'’ll get around ♪

♪ When I hear
it'’s been done before ♪

♪ And I hear
it'’s a simple thing ♪

♪ Then I hear
it'’s quite difficult ♪

-♪ And I hear
-[doorbell rings]

♪ Almost everything

I'’m coming!

Oh, we don'’t want any.

Oh, no. They'’re for you, Hayley.
A get-well thing.

I-I heard about your episode,
and I was worried.

Mmm. Thanks, bud.
These are delish.

I'’d ask you in,
but I'’m ill.

Maybe I'’ll see you tomorrow
at school or something.

You don'’t wanna know
who I am?

[laughs]

I don'’t know you?

[chuckles]
It'’s weird, you know.

Sometimes it'’s hard for me
to keep things straight.

People, places,
nouns in general.

That-- that is weird.
I'’m Simon Smalley.

I just moved in next door.
I'’ve been wanting to meet you.

Thanks for the cookies.
[giggles]

[Kyle] So are we gonna
get in the car?

Uh, we could do that.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Okay.

[engine starts]

-[classical music plays]
-[sighs]

-[gears grinding]
-[grunting]

Uh...

-[tires screech]
-[Kyle] whoa!

[screams]

Jeez...

[chuckles]

Hey, the curb!

Wait, wait, wait!
Don'’t you remember where I live?

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[screams]

Maybe I should drive.

[rock music playing]

Oh, this is--
this is great. Thanks.

Sure.

Since when
do you listen to this?

Oh, that reminds me.

We better do our thing
before Alex gets home.

What thing?

You know, see if she made
a new entry in her diary.

I'’m dying to figure out what
happened between her and Kyle.

Oh, and I have to try on that
killer top she wore on Monday.

[giggles]

[classical music playing]

Kyle, I just want you to know
that no matter what happens,

I think you'’re the nicest,
smartest, most gorgeous guy

I'’ve ever met
in my entire life.

I hope this doesn'’t
sound lame, but I'’ve...

I'’ve never seen you
look as beautiful

as you do right now, Aly.

I mean that.

Without all that makeup
and hair spray and stuff,

I can see you.

Kyle, tell me you love me.

Well, I-- I--

Don'’t you?

Yes. [stammers] No.

I mean,
I-I really like you a lot.

I-I just-- I--

Let'’s just be together, okay?

Okay.

All right. Come here.

[giggles]

[chomping and slurping]

Mmm.

Hello, dear family.

You look like
you'’re craving a salad.

[gasps] Your nails.

So where have you been
all afternoon?

So, how is everyone?

Alex, uh, why don'’t you
come with me to the kitchen,

and I'’ll show you
how to liven up that salad.

Oh, it'’s not that bad.

Ah! Oh...

[chuckles]

-Gosh!
-What is that?

-What? What?
-This! That!

Ow. I don'’t know.

That'’s a hickey,
you-- you tramp!

This? This is a hickey?

Yes!

Sounds like Alex got a hickey,
and Hayley finds it distasteful.

Who did this to you?
I mean-- I mean me.

I mean-- [grunts]
who the hell did this?

Well, Kyle.

We were kissing,
and I guess things

got a little out of control.

You don'’t know how to kiss.

I'’m a natural.

Wait a second.

I broke up with Kyle
last night.

You got back together
with him this afternoon.

[grunts angrily]

This-- this is unethical,
Hayley!

How could you?

I couldn'’t resist, Alex.

He told me I never
looked prettier.

He was talking to me.

No! No.

He was talking to me.
You weren'’t there.

Besides, he didn'’t like
all that makeup you wear.

That'’s it. Outside!

Thanks a lot for ruining

the most relaxing day
of my life!

I have never seen Hayley
express her emotions so openly.

Do it! Do it now!

It'’s overcast.
I can'’t.

[groans]

You mean to tell me
that I'’m stuck

in this measly little body

for another day
while you just-- while--

while you parade around
ruining my reputation

and destroying
my beautiful nails?

Looks that way, doesn'’t it?

That is it.

This is war.

I'’m gonna get you back.

Fine. Be that way.
It was worth it.

[groans]

I'’m on to you, Hayley.

I know all about you and Caitlin
invading my privacy,

reading my diary,
trying on my clothes.

Excuse me, where do you think
you'’re going?

My room.

Let'’s get something straight,
Hayley.

You might have my body,
breasts, and boyfriend,

but you are not me.

-Go to your own room.
-Fine. [chuckles]

But what will mom
and dad think?

Fine.

But if you touch anything,

you'’ll wish
you had never been born.

-Fine.
-Fine.

-Fine!
-Fine!

Fine!

[doors slam]

[alarm clock ringing]

Good morning, Alex.

This would be day two
of your diet, right?

What diet?

How about some juice
with that?

Alex,
what are you doing?

You wanna fit into your
festival gown, don'’t you?

Screw the festival.

You'’re not--

you'’re not gonna let her
go out like that, are you?

I don'’t see why not.

You don'’t think it'’s...
flattering?

[stammer] You'’ll make
a fool of me!

I mean, her!

Well, I really don'’t care
what you think.

Now, Alex, I recall
you going out in public

in the same outfit
not so long ago.

It was Halloween!

Mom, you gotta lock her
in her room

so she can'’t get
in any trouble.

-Ben, she'’s got a point.
-Ah, ah, ah.

Hayley can wear
whatever she wants.

It'’s an expression
of her individuality.

And, Alex,
the same goes for you.

[grunting angrily]

[chuckles]

Isn'’t that what
you wore yesterday?

Mm-hmm.

But the dance photos
are today.

Did you at least shower?

No.

What about my ride?

Heard of walking?

No!

[grunting angrily]

Hey. I'’m--

I'’m your new neighbor, Simon.
Could I have a ride?

Oh, sure,
but hurry and get in

'’cause I'’m trying
to make a quick exit.

My sister and I are in a fight,
and, well,

she'’s a little crazy.

[tires screech, gears grind]

All right.
Hold it there. Good, good.

Good. Hold it.
And say "queen."

[together] Queen.

Okay.
Let'’s try that again.

Mm-hmm.
And say "queen."

[together] Queen.

And say "queen."

[together] Queen.

That'’ll have to do.

[students gasp and murmur,
rock music playing]

Hayley?

-What do you want?
-[students gasp]

Um, are you up
for that oral exam?

Whatever.

[Frauenfleder on tape]
Slide one,

Omega nebula in Sagittarius.

Slide two--
Omega nebula.

Define the Ptolemaic universe.

[scoffs] You'’re the teacher.
You should know.

Hayley, that'’s enough.
Please define it.

I am drawing a blank.
How about another question?

All right.
Tell me what a comet is.

[chuckles] Now you'’re
speaking my language.

It'’s an abrasive product
used to scrub away sink residue.

[man on PA]
Attention, all students.

All club dues
must be paid by Friday,

uh, except chess club,
which has been canceled

this year
due to lack of interest.

Aly. Hey.

Hi.

You are so pretty, Aly.

Thanks.

I brought you something.

Oh, Kyle you wrapped it
yourself.

-I know it'’s not the best.
-No, it'’s great.

Oh.

[gasps ]

Oh, I love it.

Hey, why don'’t you blow off your
friends and come sit with me?

I-- I just have
to make an appearance.

-I'’ll be there in a sec.
-Okay.

Smell much?

Ew!

Same ensemble,
two days in a row?

Alex, that'’s violation
of rule number four.

[scoffs] Don'’t tell me
it'’s from Kyle.

It'’s from Kyle.

Alex, that is totally
unacceptable.

We signed these rules
in blood.

Some of these rules
are a little hard for me

to abide by, sorry.

But they were your idea.

Well, my newest idea
is that we abolish them.

[laughs] Oh, very funny.

-Where is she going?
-What is she doing?

-It'’s so good to see you.
-Likewise.

But what'’s with your sister?
Or should I say Madonna?

[Alexia] She'’s just trying
to prove a point, you know,

that she doesn'’t care
what people think of her.

although I know
she really does.

-Hi,
-I can'’t relate to her anymore.

I thought about it,
and I realized

that I fit in better
with you and your friends.

You got it all wrong, Caitlin.
Stay away from them.

[rock music plays]

[students exclaiming
and hooting]

♪ You walk the walk

♪ You talk the talk

♪ It makes me feel

[all hooting and cheering]

♪ The way you move

♪ The way you smile

♪ It touches me

♪ Deep inside

[singing indistinctly]

Oh, Kyle,
you'’re such a good kisser!

Give me another hickey,
baby!

-♪ The things that you do
-[grunting]

-Hey, check it out.
-Oh, my God!

♪ The things you do

♪ The things that you do

[click, music stops]

[Mittermiller] What do you think
your parents will do

when they find out what
a disgrace the two of you are?

You can rest assured
they'’ll be in this office

tomorrow
to hear all about it.

I should'’ve blown
the whistle on you

when I caught you driving.

But this, such disrespect.

This is grounds
for disqualification

from the science fair.

Who wants to be
in a geek fest anyway?

Wait! I-it means everything
in the world to you.

Just give her another chance,
Ms. Mittermiller, please.

As for you, Alexia,
one more scene of misconduct,

and I'’m going to suspend you.

How would that look
to the Felder panel?

Or for that matter,
to the festival voters?

Do it,
and we'’ll find out.

But I'’ve--
I-I mean, she'’s--

she'’s worked her entire life
on-- on becoming queen.

And I'’ve admired it so.
Don'’t do it, Ms. Mittermiller.

So who'’s gonna vote
for you anyway?

The student body'’s
opinion of you both

is on display
in the ladies'’ bathroom.

Follow me.

Clean it off if you want
to be admitted back to class.

I can'’t believe
you would do that.

I'’ve been working a year
on that project.

If I could'’ve, I would
have had you expelled, too.

I mean, first you come home
with a hickey on your neck.

Next, you'’re practically
mauling my boyfriend

at the cafeteria.

What next, Hayley?

What, are you gonna lose
my virginity, too?

You-- you'’re--
you'’re a virgin?

Yes, I'’m a virgin!
I have morals, Hayley!

You obviously don'’t know
very much about me!

Wow, I mean,
Caitlin and I were sure

that you and Kyle were--

well, I didn'’t
do anything like that.

Except kiss.

-A lot.
-You didn'’t?

I can'’t believe you actually
thought I would do that.

What am I supposed to think?

I'’m sorry, Alex.
I'’m really sorry.

[Hayley] Look,
we'’d better cut this out

before we just destroy
each other'’s lives.

Okay, there'’s nothing
more important to me

than going to Felder.

I just want a chance.

Please don'’t take that away
from me.

I won'’t.

But you gotta get me
out of this

and into the science fair.

Deal.

[school bell rings]

You deserve
a lot of credit

for my brilliant
accomplishments.

You'’re the finest
teacher I ever had.

[chuckles]

Please give me my spot back.

[chuckles]

Okay.
Let me start over.

I'’ve worked a year
conceiving and--

and putting this project
into practice,

Mr. Frauenfleder.

[sighs]

And I had high hopes for you,

but you'’ve,
uh, brought back the...

memory of your sister.

That was an accident.

Besides, Alex wasn'’t that bad,
was she?

What do you expect
from a girl like that?

That'’s a little harsh.

Who did you
come here to defend?

Hay-- me.

Winning the science fair
and going to nationals

would be the highlight
of a lifetime.

[Frauenfleder] Mm-hmm.

I know I'’ve made
some mistakes,

but please don'’t take
that away from me.

[grunts]

Truce?

I'’ve got a couple
more conditions.

Stop chewing that gum.
You'’re giving me cavities.

[gulps]

Wait, Hold on.
One more thing.

I-I-- I can'’t bear to look
at this any longer.

You'’re coming to the mall
with me to pick up my dress.

I don'’t wanna let you
out of my sight.

-Can Kyle come?
-Fine.

Look, you can
put your arms around him,

or you can hold his hand,
but no kissing, okay?

It'’s just not right.

-Truce?
-Truce.

[giggles]

-See you.
-Bye.

Let'’s go home
and make that wish.

Yeah.

[Hayley] So what did my
friends say when they saw you

in the same outfit
two days in a row?

Violation of rule four.

[laughs] Oh.

So I guess you heard
about the rules.

Yeah, that one,
three-month max,

and no tuna at lunch?

[both chuckle]

What other bizarre restrictions
do they put on your life?

[chuckles]
Well, let'’s see.

You have to shave your legs
every day,

you have to read
"Self" cover to cover,

and, uh, you have to
weigh in every Friday.

Do you know that Talley
has a scale in her locker?

-You kidding?
-[laughs] No.

I kind of suggested you abolish
the three-month max.

Yeah, that rule
needs to be amended.

I really want to be with him.

I noticed.

At least I got to see
how it feels

for someone
to really like you.

A lot of guys really like you.

I mean, you as you.

You can get a boyfriend.

I mean--

[chuckles] you'’re--
you'’re cute.

It'’s just a matter
of having confidence.

You know, Talley told me
there are 910 boys

in the student body.

911 if you, uh--

if you count our new neighbor.

-[laughs]
-Simon?

Yes, Simon.
I think you should go for it.

[giggles]

I'’d--
I'’d be all tongue-tied.

So forget about talking.
Go in for the kill.

You'’re an experienced
kisser now.

What-- what if--

what if...

we spent one more day
as each other?

Why would you want to do that?

Well,
you could help convince

a few of my teachers that
I'’m not really an airhead,

and I'’ll show you
how easy it is

for Hayley Wheaton
to get a guy.

They will be lining up.

So, you would
sacrifice your life

-for one more day?
-Yeah. It'’ll be fun.

Ben...

you were right.

I know. I know.

[Mittermiller]
Alex was mauling a boy

while the little one
danced seductively

on the cafeteria table
miming sexual lyrics.

And she was dressed
like a hooker.

[laughs] It wasquite
the getup, wasn'’t it?

You saw it?

And you let her
out of the house?

Oh, uh--

Well, honey, you better explain
to Ms. Mittermiller

what we'’re trying
to accomplish.

We'’re trying to change
our parental strategy

to a more hands-off method.

You see, we-- we believe that
a child will fare better

in a home that shuns
traditional discipline

and learns from
his own experiences.

Uh, well, it seems to be--
it'’s been shaky

the first few days, but, um,

we'’re l-looking
for long-term results.

It'’s pretty innovative,
don'’t you think?

Eventually,
we plan to write a book.

[Ben] Now, we do realize
there are rules

and regulations here at school,
but that'’s separate.

So just feel free
to discipline them

however you feel
is appropriate.

Just so long as the discipline
doesn'’t come from the parents,

we should be just fine.

[Nan] It sounds extreme,
but, uh,

it seems to be working.

Well.

[device whirring]

Thank you for taking time out
from your work to see me.

-It'’s been enlightening.
-You'’re welcome.

[whirring stops]

[grunts]

Those poor girls.

No wonder.

Up a little bit.

[chuckles]
A little to the right.

A little bit more.

Test tomorrow.
Let'’s review.

Any volunteers?

[Alexia clears throat]

Yoo-hoo!

Alexia, do you think you could
learn to use the ladies'’ room

beforeyou come to class?

No. I wanna try it.
Please?

Try... the problem?

You heard her.

Okay, let'’s see...

a cleaning solution is made up
of three chemicals,

"A," "B" and "C."

So far, so good.

There are equal amounts
of "A" and "B"...

and four times as much "C"
as there is "A."

What percentage of the bottle
is full of "C"?

You, uh, think you can
walk us through this, Alexia?

Okay. "B" equals "A,"
and "C" equals 4A.

Therefore, "A" plus "A"
plus 4A equals 6A.

For your percentage,
it'’s 4A over 6A.

The A'’s cross off.
4/6 is converted to 2/3.

Therefore,
your percentage is 66.6%.

Oh.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah.
Anyone, uh-- anyone agree?

I definitely agree.

[coach]
Pick it up. Come on, guys.

Speed. Let'’s go!

Okay, let'’s bring everybody in!

[all] And... team!

Kyle, hold up a second.
I'’m gonna start you.

Well, thanks a lot, coach.

Hey, Aly.

Hey. Oh, I was just studying
for a math test.

-It'’s tomorrow.
-Well, guess what
I'’m doing tomorrow.

I give up.

I'’m starting!
Coach said my game is stronger.

It'’s gonna be amazing!

I'’m gonna lead my team
to victory.

You'’re gonna be crowned queen,
and we'’ll dance all night.

How does that sound?

Like, uh, someone else.

I mean, there'’s no guarantee
that it'’s all gonna work out,

but...
it'’s cool to think about.

Well, listen...

I was gonna wait until the dance
to tell you this,

but... I want you
to know something.

I'’m, uh--
I'’m sure it can wait.

I love you, Aly.

What?

-I said I love you.
-Y-you shouldn'’t--

you shouldn'’t
have said that to me.

Well, I mean, there'’s
no pressure or anything.

I mean, you don'’t have
to say anything back.

But I-- it was just something
that happened this week.

I, um-- I gotta go home.
I gotta study.

Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. That'’s it?

Listen, the next time
that you say it,

you know, the "L" word,

if you decide
you still feel that way,

pretend-- pretend like
it'’s the first time, okay?

That wasthe first time.

Wasn'’t so great.

Hi, Alex.

Hi. I was just wondering
if maybe I could--

-if I could have a ride.
-Sure, get in.

Here.

Oh! So sweet!

To thank you for driving me.

Oh, Simon,
that'’s so thoughtful.

Really, it'’s a pleasure
driving you home.

[classical music playing]

[clears throat]

I couldn'’t stop myself, Alexia.

Look, Simon,
I think you'’re great.

I think you'’re great, too.

You'’re just attracted
to my looks.

It'’s not your looks.

I mean-- well, no offense.

It'’s just that, physically,
you'’re not really my type.

At first, I actually thought
I had a crush on Hayley,

but now that I'’m
getting to you know,

I realize our personalities
are much more compatible.

Hayley'’s too wild for me.

Wait, back up.
We'’re talking about Hayley?

You think
Hayley'’s attractive?

Well, it'’s what'’s inside
that really matters.

Um, look, Simon,

I think you need to get
to know Hayley better.

We'’re sisters, you know?

We'’re a lot more alike
than you think.

[door opens]

[door closes]

-Hi.
-Hi.

Oh, I checked the forecast.

Clear skies.
Perfect for star gazing.

-Great.
-Could you come over here
a second?

I need your help.

I still don'’t understand
this paint-mixing problem.

Really? Why?

I just keep thinking about those
skanky painters next door.

Ugh!

Okay, well, um,
pretend it'’s not paint.

Say, instead, it'’s--
it'’s... perfume.

[chuckles] Chanel?

-Okay.
-Okay.

All right, so a perfume bottle
is filled

with three different
fragrances,

"A," "B" and "C."

So...

So "X" equals...

-300?
-Yes!

-Yes! Yes? I got it right?
-Yes!

-Yes, you got it right!
-[laughing]

[door opens, Nan laughs]

Oh, stop.
We should do this more often.

Honey.

What should we do?
Should--

Should we take '’em to bed
ourselves?

Well, it'’s not as if we'’re
telling them to go to bed.

We'’re just putting them there.

[Ben] It'’s perfectly harmless,
right?

-Mm-hmm.
-Okay. Good idea.

Here we are, baby.
Yeah. [kisses]

Good night, sweetheart.

Come on.

Where'’s the star?

I wish I were Hayley Wheaton.

[alarm clock ringing]

[blender whirring]

Morning.

[blender stops]

We picked a really bad night
to fall asleep early.

I'’m making a protein shake
'’cause we'’re gonna need

a lot of extra energy
to pull this one off.

I laid out an outfit
for you on my bed.

Please don'’t forget
to bring down the gown, okay?

You'’ll be presented at halftime.
My moment of glory.

And you will get
to experience it.

Um, by the way,
there is a lovely picture of you

and the court in the paper.

I'’ve been working
on your presentation,

I still--
I don'’t understand

that whole
distillation-process thing.

Don'’t you have anything to say?

Man, oh, man.

This is your life.

[sighs] Okay, Hayley.
Let'’s get to school.

Morning, mom.

Oh, don'’t forget to drop
my dress off at school, okay?

Girls, we know this is
a big day for you both.

We just want you to know

that whatever happens...
um, happens.

[both] We know that.

Ready to write that book?

[both chuckle]

[Hayley]
The college guidelines say

that they like to hear
original responses.

So, Alexia,

we'’ve noticed that your
grade point average is a 2.07.

Why do you want
to go to Felder,

and what makes you think
we would admit you?

I'’m not who you think I am?

[man on PA] Attention,
all students, remember,

today is the day
to get your votes in for queen.

The ballot box will be closed
by 5:00 PM.

The winners will be announced
tonight at the dance.

Okay, during the distillation,
the alcohol vapors

run through the coils
and condense...

Within the container
and come out

the other end of the coils
a-and into the bowl.

[laughs] I get it.
I actually get it.

Okay, so here are the note cards
just in case you get stuck.

Oh, please.
I'’m gonna totally kick butt.

Aren'’t you miss know-it-all.
[sighs]

What'’s your problem?

Nothing.

It'’s my project.
I wanted to present it.

I'’m just doing my best.

Okay, if you win,
you get to present it

at the nationals in DC.

I'’m not counting on it.

Hey, it'’s the place to be
before the dance.

-This is Caitlin'’s house.
-Way to go, Caitlin.

Oh, no, no, no, no,
her parents would never,

never ever let her have
an open party, Alex.

[crying]
I never said an open party.

My parents will slaughter me.

It'’s a small price to pay
when you consider

what it'’ll do
for your social life.

Um, Hayley,
didn'’t you say

you needed to talk to Caitlin
for a minute?

Yeah, Caitlin, can I talk to you
for a minute?

Let me get this straight--
she invited you for dinner,

and you proceed to include
the rest of the student body?

It'’s pretty crafty, huh?

What makes you think
you can treat people like this?

[Sabrina]
we learned it from you.

Remember our motto
"act superior,"

our number-one rule?

Don'’t you guys ever get tired
of acting like snobs?

Alex, we'’re seniors.
We'’re supposed to live it up.

We have parties.

We use little weaklings
like Caitlin.

If you think it'’s acceptable
to treat a kind

and generous person
like Caitlin like that,

we have no business
being friends.

And who else are you
gonna hang out with

-for the rest of the year?
-Who cares?

Okay, okay!
It'’s cancelled.

We'’ll party
at the point instead.

Good.
Now apologize to Caitlin.

She'’s a sophomore.
What do you expect from us?

[scoffs] Nothing.

A decent gesture
would be far too dignified

for the three of you.

You know, you looked hideous
in the newspaper.

See if we vote for you
for queen.

Guys, we already did.

Alex.

-What?
-We need to talk.

Whatever it is,
I'’m sure it can wait.

Wait, I saw you groveling
with some other guy

-at your car yesterday.
-Were you spying on me?

What difference does it make?

Look, I just wanna end this
once and for all.

You were right the first time.

Three months
is more than enough.

You know what else?

I didn'’t mean
what I said yesterday.

Love is a reciprocal thing.
It'’s not just one-sided.

Ohh! Oh, no, no!
No, go back in!

Go back in!
Oh, gosh! Ohh!

Note cards. [gasps]

[door slams, man grunts]

Any time, Hayley.

Do you have
a role model, Alexia?

My, uh... [chuckles]

my younger sister.

She believes in me.

Um... I don'’t know, uh,
what goes on at your homes,

but I have a sister
who is incredibly wasteful.

If she bites into an apple
that'’s a little--

a little mealy,
she throws it away.

Um, by combining things
like rejected apples

along with sugar and yeast
and, uh, converting,

um, the substance into alcohol
with a homemade pressure cooker,

it produces a grade
of ethyl alcohol

that meets many
of my household energy needs.

That is,
if I could convince my parents

into reading by lantern light.

[all chuckles]

[crowd cheering]

[buzzer]

[fanfare plays]

[announcer] Now,
ladies and gentlemen,

if I could have your attention,
please.

Hunter High School
is proud to present

the finalists for
this year'’s winter festival.

And here they are,
the beautiful,

the talented
Jennifer Hatfield,

Laura Simms, Nikki Snow,

Danielle Swanson
and Alexia Wheaton!

Come on.
We'’ve got things to do.

Okay.

[fight song playing]

[cheering and music fade]

Hayley? Hi.

What are you doing in here?

I'’ve been looking
all over for you.

Wow. Look at you.

It'’s a thank-you present.

I knew you loved the dress.
But check these out.

Ah, red shoes to match.

Caitlin talked me into them.
Megabucks.

So, what do you think?

Do youlike it?

Of course I do.

It'’s a reflection
of my fashion sense.

Could you live
your life like that?

Sure, but that'’s irrelevant.
We'’re gonna switch back.

Oh, Alex.

It'’s irreversible.
We can'’t switch back.

Of course we can.

[sniffles] No, we can'’t.

Why?

Last night
when you were asleep,

I made the wish.

Look at me.

I'’m still you.

And you'’re still me.

Hayley, come here.
Come sit down.

I saw the--

the same shooting star
when I was with Kyle.

I made a wish, too.

A wish? [sniffles]

I made a wish that I was you.

Why would you wish that?

There I was, this--

this C-minus student

about to break up
with my boyfriend over--

over some self-imposed rule.

I felt totally bored with myself
and my friends and everything.

[sighs] I realized that
I didn'’t have

much of a shot
at getting into college.

And-- [chuckles]

I look up on the balcony
and I see--

I see my brainy,
adventurous little sister...

[chuckles, sniffles]
with all these interests,

like conserving energy

and listening
to that awful music.

And... I knew you would never
make the same mistakes I made.

[sniffles] And I just--

I wondered what it would be like
to be Hayley Wheaton,

and then I saw the star.

Why were you so mad
when we switched places?

[chuckles] First of all,

I wasn'’t about to admit
that I wanted to be you.

And, I mean, I panicked.

I never actually thought
that it would happen.

I guess we made the same wish
at the very same time.

T-that'’s why it didn'’t work.

Mm-hmm.

What are we waiting for?

I must have messed up
my mascara.

No, you'’re okay.
I'’m just the person to fix it.

There you go.

You watch that half.
I'’ll watch this one.

[Hayley] Oh, you must be dying
to know about the science fair.

The results won'’t be
posted till tomorrow,

but I gave
a spectacular presentation.

Maybe I'’ll be a science major
if I get into Felder.

You will, Alex.

That is,
if you can pull off the 3.0

I promised them this semester.

-Hayley, look. Right there!
-Okay.

Ready?

[both thinking]
-I wish I were Hayley Wheaton.
-I wish I were Alexia Wheaton.

-[both scream]
-It worked!

Oh, my gosh!
I'’m home!

[laughs]
How do you feel?

Tall.

[laughs] Oh! Ah!

How am I-- how am I ever gonna
keep this neat?

You'’ll get used to it.

-I'’ll help you.
-[laughing]

Come on!

[crowd cheering]

Oh!

♪ On a train
headin'’ east of here ♪

♪ Where I'’ll end up,
I'’m not quite clear ♪

♪ But I can'’t help myself,
I must be settling down ♪

♪ Until I stop this thing
I'’ll get around ♪

♪ When I hear
it'’s been done before ♪

♪ And I hear
it'’s a simple thing ♪

♪ Then I hear
it'’s quite difficult ♪

♪ And I he-a-ar
almost everything ♪

♪ Pass through deserts
and mountain streams ♪

♪ Outside my window,
the scene'’s serene ♪

♪ The day I find myself,
I'’ll be so very proud ♪

♪ But I will not get
passed up in the crowd ♪

♪ When I hear
it'’s been done before ♪

♪ And I hear
it'’s a simple thing ♪

I'’m gonna go
find Simon, okay?

Okay.

♪ And I he-e-e-ar

Hey, hey, Hayley!
Hey, you wanna dance?

Hayley, yeah!
That'’s me! Maybe later!

-All right!
-Okay.

[singer vocalizing]

Hi.

Killer dress!

Hey, look, here'’s the deal,
Alex.

We forget about all the rules,
except for number nine.

Number nine?

The one that says that
we'’ll be friends forever.

Thanks, you guys.

I'’ll see you later, okay?

-Okay.
-Okay.

♪ Now I'’m not trying
to cut anyone down ♪

♪ But I know it'’s been
going on too long ♪

♪ Simply doin'’ what you feel ♪

♪ Is the best way
not to go wrong ♪

Just give me
one more chance, please?

What about that other guy
I saw you with?

Other guy?

Yeah.

Kyle,
you'’ve got it all wrong.

There'’s only one guy for me.

I love you.

♪ When I hear
it'’s been done before ♪

♪ And I hear
it'’s a simple thing ♪

♪ Then I hear
it'’s quite difficult ♪

♪ And I he-e-ar

I love you too, Aly.

♪ And I hear
it'’s a simple thing ♪

♪ Then I hear
it'’s quite difficult ♪

♪ And I he-e-ar

♪ Almost everything

♪ Almost everything

♪ Almost every, every, every
every, every, every, every ♪

♪ Every, every,
every, every little thing ♪

[cheering and whistling]

Hey, everybody,
I'’d like to congratulate

the Vikings on their victory,
all right!

[cheering]

Also, I would like
to take this time to announce

this year'’s winter festival
queen of Hunter High.

And the winner is...

Alexia Wheaton!

[cheering]

Yeah! Whoo!

-Alex!
-Not now.

But you just won!
You just won!

[laughs] Go!

[wolf whistle]

Whoo! Alex!

[slow ballad plays]

♪ I believe
in heaven and love ♪

-Hi.
-Hi.

[sighs]

Look, Simon,
I know you haven'’t gotten

the best impression
of me so far.

So let'’s start over.

♪ Surely
I should see it all ♪

Alex did say I should
get to know you better.

♪ So take care,
and don'’t go too far ♪

♪ I will miss you so

♪ And when
the distance grows ♪

Hayley.

♪ And the nights are long

♪ And you'’re scared at times
and you wonder why ♪

♪ Take care
and don'’t go too far ♪

♪ I will miss you so

♪ So take care
and don'’t go too far ♪

♪ I will miss you so

♪ And when
the distance grows ♪

♪ And the nights are long

♪ And you'’re scared at times,
and you wonder why ♪

♪ Take care
and don'’t go too far ♪

♪ The road back home
is shorter than you know ♪

♪ Oh

♪ The road back home
is shorter than you know ♪

[vocalizing]