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That were not just
blowing smoke.
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We would love to
work with you.
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And not just because your
motel chain
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is the largest independently
on the country.
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This Bainbridge motels are
part of this country's history.
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- My sister's wedding.
- Friendly vacation.
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After school job.
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Magical prom.
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Okay. Flammable.
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Pressed wood. Bedbugs.
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I have no illusions
about my motels.
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They're small, they're cheap
and, until last week,
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they were safe
from bear attacks.
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Good, 'cause we were
blowing a lot of smoke.
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No, I know! I can see that!
Honesty time, everybody.
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Lost my virginity.
Got drunk and barfed.
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Roofied my math teacher.
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Wow.
I never went to prom.
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Oh, kitten.
Well, this is
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a good group. I like you guys.
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I have to be honest: I am
meeting with other agencies.
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We encourage that. Get out there and
listen to other pitches.
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We want you to choose
your agency based on merit.
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You're joking. Of course I am.
Choose us 'cause we're pretty.
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No, the emcee for my son's
bar mitzvah just canceled.
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His wife went into premature
labor and blah, blah, blah.
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This is a disaster.
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No, it's not, Beth.
Look no further.
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I happen to know the best bar
mitzvah emcee in all of Chicago.
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You do?
Mm-hmm.
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So let me hear where
my real chosen people are at!
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Yeah, and now
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put your hands together
for my main man,
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S-S-S-S-Sam Silverberg!
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All right, they're feeling it.
DJ, cut the music,
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cut the music. It's time to dig
into those pre-plated salads,
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everybody. And, remember,
if you want Dr. Z
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to visit your bar mitzvah,
clean your plates.
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You called yourself
Dr. Z?
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I like you in sequins. No.
No, no, no, no. No, no.
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We're not just skating over
this tragic geek bomb
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that's just landed in our laps.
It's not a big deal.
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I thought I told you about this. I
used to be a bar mitzvah emcee Oh, oh,
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and... Yeah. really? I think I actually...
I would've remembered this.
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No. I am no advocate
of bullying,
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but our friend right here needs
to be mercilessly
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tortured by his peers
right now.
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Am I right? I am right.
Who's gonna start?
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I guess I'm gonna start.
Andrew, Andrew.
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I'm sorry, but he was magnificent.
Hmm.
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I knew the moment I met
him, he was a star.
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You're amazing.
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Whose uncle is this?
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I'm a Gentile. Happy to be here.
Token goy.
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All right.
I want to make you an offer.
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Oh.
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I just thought he was hitting on me.
Oh...
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Dad, are we really gonna pimp
Zach out to land a client?
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I mean, what happened
to getting it on our own merit?
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Syd, that was a big part of the
biz back in the day. It was fun.
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Wooing, schmoozing clients,
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getting them to sign before they
passed out on a pile of blow.
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Oh, those were the days.
It's sweet
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when he stumbles down memory lane.
Yeah. It's adorable.
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Sydney, it's a motel chain.
It's a year's work for everyone.
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And if we get a second one
and people land on it,
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they'll have to pay
us a lot of money.
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Wait, that's Monopoly.
But the same rules apply.
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What do you say?
Are you in, Race Car?
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Here's the thing. Um,
Highland Park has a-a Mm-hmm.
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Pretty tight Jewish community.
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And it-it might be tricky
to run into some people.
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Some people? Just how many Jewish
girls in Highland Park had
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to have their "Zach" tattoo
covered with a butterfly? Oh,
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fun fact: Jews don't usually
get tattoos.
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Another fun fact:
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an uncircumcised penis
looks like a dog in a snood.
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Really?
There's just
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this one girl, a singer.
Please.
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As this old rabbi once said
to me, "Women, feh!"
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Eh.
Come on.
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It's for the agency, Zach.
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You're not gonna let me down,
are you, son?
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Let you down?
No.
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Feh!
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Hey! Is he a mensch?
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Give me that punim!
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪
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Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
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- Beth, I promise you,
- Mm-hmm.
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If you use Zachary
as your bar mitzvah emcee,
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you'll be the
talk of this town.
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Some warm brie? I
think it's kosher.
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- Thank you. Well, my son's
name is Noah. - Okay.
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We'll get to him. He sounds
great. And it's just gonna be
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a real special night for all
of us. My first question is:
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who is your bar mitzvah singer?
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- Mmm.
- Ooh, I can't remember her name.
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If you can try.
We just want to make sure
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that you have the best.
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- Zoe Gold.
- Oh, God.
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Zoe Gold's the best.
We couldn't get her.
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- Oh, sorry. That's great.
- I was
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furious. I mentioned Zoe
to Jennifer Blume,
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and she booked her
for her daughter's bat mitzvah
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the very same night.
So unfair.
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She already got the good hall.
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I can't stand Jennifer Blume
or her chubby daughter.
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- It's terrible how big that
child is getting. - She blew up.
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The whole mishpocheh's gigantic.
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Let's get
to the most important thing.
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What's our theme?
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Well, after lots
of tears and arguments,
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my son and I finally
compromised on...
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"Noah Loves Chicago."
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I love it!
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Never been done before!
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Beth, Beth, Beth,
wait, wait a minute.
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I just had a vision. Hold on.
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We'll have the bar mitzvah here.
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How 'bout that? "Noah
Loves Chicago." In here?
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He'll be looking out
on all of it!
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And I will not have
his sacred night held
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in some dank, dark basement.
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Well, that's where
he was conceived.
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I'm kidding!
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It was in one of
my fleabag motels.
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I forgot you even had motels.
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Some more expensive champagne?
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Oh, well, I really shouldn't.
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Oh, yes, you should.
Yes!
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Now we do bar mitzvahs?
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Yeah. What's next?
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Renting out this place
for a sorority party,
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having a butt-chugging station
in the corner?
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Fun fact: it's the best way
to get a buzz
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without all the unwanted calories.
Sydney,
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that's how we'll land
this account. We take
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all the responsibility
for the party,
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we get all the credit
for creating the greatest moment
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in little Noah's life.
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She will so owe us.
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I do want a motel.
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Syd, come on.
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Check me out.
Look at me now.
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Sparkle vest.
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What's up?
Ooh, robot.
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- That's kind of sexy.
- What's going on?
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No, no. Fun is fun.
I forbid you to wear this out.
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- It's a great vest. - I didn't
raise you to wear sequins.
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Life is good. Zach's gonna land us a motel
chain while wearing a sparkly vest.
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My heart is full,
my pupik is an outie.
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We are gonna party
like it's 5078.
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Sydney. ♪ Hora ♪
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♪ Let's do the hora,
that funky hora ♪
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♪ The dance that Hebrews
love to do, hey! ♪
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Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
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I'm your emcee, Dr. Z,
and tonight's prognosis
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is fun! Now, I'm here
with my party peppers
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to take this party to a
whole new level! But before
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we go any further,
I need everybody
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to get up out of those seats
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and come join us right here
on the dance floor!
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Come on, party peppers,
let's go!
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All right, Aunt Sadie.
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Twerk it, girl! Show me
what you workin' with.
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What does he want me to do?
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He wants you to twerk
it, Aunt Sadie!
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Come on, peppers...
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Let it rain, Jonah!
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Oh!
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You're next, Seymour.
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Simon, you really went all out.
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Oh, I can't wait to see the look
on Jennifer Blume's face-lift.
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Hard to tell with her.
She always looks surprised.
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Did you see the hall hockey?
We have a signed stick
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that Patrick Kane used
in the hockey ball super game.
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Stanley Cup.
Oh. Do you know sports?
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- Not really. - Oh, good.
Check this out.
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The kids are taking selfies
and live-streaming.
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Old people.
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And delete.
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There's a really cute guy
over there.
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I thought you had, like,
a "no facial hair" policy
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on that list of yours.
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I don't have a list.
Mmm...
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Okay, maybe I have a list that
I might possibly have amended
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recently to include facial hair.
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Well, you're expanding your
horizons, and I'm very proud
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of you. Well, if you're
really proud of me,
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then make yourself scarce
'cause he's coming this way.
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Feed the big dog, Jonah!
Hi.
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Was it you or that dude
that was checking out my tank?
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I'm not judging. I just want to
know who to give my number to.
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That might have been me.
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Is one of these kids yours? Or
are you, like, the hot cousin?
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Hoping for hot cousin.
I'll take hot cousin.
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Am I charming you right now?
I feel like I'm charming you
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right now. A little bit. A
little bit, yeah. Maybe you want
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to take my number now, though. You know,
just in case you're gonna mess it up.
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How did you know that's what I do?
Did I hit on you already tonight?
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Sydney, can you please
explain to the bartender
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that he can serve 13-year-olds
because they're technically men?
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I will talk to the bartender.
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And you... don't.
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I should probably
take care of that.
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Yeah, I think you should. You
want to get a drink after this?
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Yeah. I would like that.
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I'll find you.
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I'll be working all night.
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You want to watch it
while I walk away?
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Check it out.
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You like waiter butt, huh?
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It's good, right?
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And now the guy who wowed
Temple Shir Tikvah
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when he sang the haftorah
with no vowels,
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put your hands together
for my main man, Noah!
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Swarovski, bitches!
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Well, that's new information.
Mm-hmm.
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When I agreed
to "Noah Loves Chicago,"
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I meant the musical.
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I will put on a brave face,
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but I am not happy, Beth.
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That is one tough broad.
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I think maybe I pushed the theme
in the wrong direction.
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Oh, Noah's so hard to please.
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Really?
But, Simon,
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Mm-hmm. if this party
is any indication
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of how you'll handle
my account, Uh-huh.
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Well, then...
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Suspenseful.
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I hate to be that person,
but should you be doing that?
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Yeah, I know. I try
to stay away from dairy,
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but these things are crazy good.
I stashed a bunch
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in a drawer in that office.
241
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W... But that's my office.
242
00:09:01,131 --> 00:09:03,365
Well, then I know who to
blame if any of them are gone.
243
00:09:03,367 --> 00:09:04,966
You got to try one.
244
00:09:04,968 --> 00:09:06,835
No, I don't want one.
Come on!
245
00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:09,137
Be adventurous. You don't try
things. That's your problem.
246
00:09:09,139 --> 00:09:11,673
I don't have a problem. You got a whole
drawer full of stolen appetizers.
247
00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:13,007
I'd say you got all
kinds of problems.
248
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Ants, at the very least.
249
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Try it.
No, don't feed me, okay?
250
00:09:16,446 --> 00:09:18,246
Feed the other people.
A-And if you feel the need
251
00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:20,415
to feed yourself... I don't
know... maybe try new food.
252
00:09:20,417 --> 00:09:22,917
You got a problem with
recycling? Don't bring your beef
253
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with Mother Earth
into Noah's special day.
254
00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:27,055
Let me ask you something.
255
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We still having
that drink later?
256
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No.
257
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'Cause I'm a waiter?
258
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No.
259
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Because you're a bad waiter.
260
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Hey. Eyes up here.
261
00:09:37,734 --> 00:09:39,333
This? Not for you.
262
00:09:39,335 --> 00:09:41,055
♪ I gotta feeling ♪
263
00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:44,672
♪ That tonight's gonna be
a good night... ♪
264
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Should not be eating those.
265
00:09:45,975 --> 00:09:47,942
Okay. We're gonna do
the blessing over the bread,
266
00:09:47,944 --> 00:09:49,710
then dinner,
then the candle lighting.
267
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Then we are gonna rock
this thing out. Yeah.
268
00:09:51,614 --> 00:09:53,514
All right? And if we run
into any trouble, just shout,
269
00:09:53,516 --> 00:09:56,517
"Hora." I've never met a Jew
that can resist a festive dance.
270
00:09:56,519 --> 00:09:58,619
I love it, it's like a "Chicken
Dance" for the Gentiles.
271
00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:00,721
Exactly. All right, now,
where's my singer? Oh, wow.
272
00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:02,323
- The band started. - Good news.
On this holy day,
273
00:10:02,325 --> 00:10:04,892
God chose to give Jennifer
Blume's daughter appendicitis.
274
00:10:04,894 --> 00:10:06,193
I snagged Chicago's
275
00:10:06,195 --> 00:10:07,528
number one bar mitzvah singer.
276
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♪ I know
that we'll have a ball ♪
277
00:10:13,002 --> 00:10:15,503
♪ If we get down and go out ♪
278
00:10:15,505 --> 00:10:17,671
♪ And just lose it all,
I feel... ♪
279
00:10:17,673 --> 00:10:19,707
Zoe Gold.
Oh, you know her?
280
00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:20,741
Yeah.
281
00:10:20,743 --> 00:10:22,376
♪ Let's go away to outer space ♪
282
00:10:22,378 --> 00:10:24,979
♪ And we're losing all control ♪
283
00:10:24,981 --> 00:10:27,148
♪ Fill up my cup ♪
284
00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,082
♪ Mazel tov ♪
285
00:10:28,084 --> 00:10:30,050
♪ Look at her dancing ♪
286
00:10:30,052 --> 00:10:32,620
You okay, pal? Mm-hmm.
♪ Just take it off. ♪
287
00:10:32,622 --> 00:10:35,456
Okay, wait, this cannot
be the first time
288
00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,590
you've faced
someone you've dumped.
289
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,925
I mean, how bad was this one?
290
00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:39,627
What, did she stalk you?
Make Darjeeling
291
00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:42,730
out of your toenail clippings?
Please tell me she sent you
292
00:10:42,732 --> 00:10:44,565
a jar of her own tears.
293
00:10:44,567 --> 00:10:46,567
Oh, there were
definitely tears.
294
00:10:46,569 --> 00:10:49,703
♪ We walked on the beach,
you held my hand ♪
295
00:10:49,705 --> 00:10:53,640
♪ We made love
in your parents' minivan ♪
296
00:10:53,642 --> 00:10:57,177
♪ Zoe ♪
297
00:10:57,179 --> 00:10:58,712
Hey.
298
00:10:58,714 --> 00:11:01,415
My dad's gonna turn the
sprinklers on in two minutes.
299
00:11:01,417 --> 00:11:02,783
What?
300
00:11:02,785 --> 00:11:04,284
I stand here astonished.
All right,
301
00:11:04,286 --> 00:11:06,053
not only were you
a bar mitzvah geek,
302
00:11:06,055 --> 00:11:09,089
but you were also a big baby over a girl.
You've got levels. Levels.
303
00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:11,625
Oh, my God. I was such a wreck
when she broke up with me,
304
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:13,594
I didn't wash my hair for
three days. Except for maybe
305
00:11:13,596 --> 00:11:15,062
some dry shampoo and
a little product.
306
00:11:15,064 --> 00:11:16,763
How long is your regime?
I just wanted to know why,
307
00:11:16,765 --> 00:11:19,333
you know? Why would she break
up with me when it was perfect?
308
00:11:19,335 --> 00:11:21,435
- We were so in love. And then...
- it's over.
309
00:11:21,437 --> 00:11:23,336
It's like I'm back there, right now.
I need to know why.
310
00:11:23,338 --> 00:11:25,639
I'm gonna go out there, I got
to find out... No, you are not.
311
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,674
You do not want to know why.
There is no good answer
312
00:11:27,676 --> 00:11:29,743
to that question. Zach,
what are you doing in here?
313
00:11:29,745 --> 00:11:30,977
The Jews are wandering.
314
00:11:30,979 --> 00:11:32,946
I need my Moses.
It's getting biblical out there.
315
00:11:32,948 --> 00:11:35,982
I'm running out of mazel! Don't you leave
me out there with my schmekel in my hand.
316
00:11:35,984 --> 00:11:37,484
You want to get through this?
317
00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:40,253
Yeah. Forget she's out there.
You don't look her in the eye.
318
00:11:40,255 --> 00:11:41,288
That'll just
light the flame anew.
319
00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:43,590
No eye contact.
You come with me, okay?
320
00:11:43,592 --> 00:11:45,392
You act as cool as a freak
sideways-moonwalking
321
00:11:45,394 --> 00:11:47,560
in sequin socks thinks he can be.
All right.
322
00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:50,497
Hey, good moves on that
dance floor, kid.
323
00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:51,898
That's my Zach Cropper.
324
00:11:54,177 --> 00:11:56,737
Let me get this straight.
You fired Facial Hair
325
00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:58,171
because you didn't want
to go out with him?
326
00:11:58,173 --> 00:11:59,740
No, she fired him
because he was a waiter.
327
00:11:59,742 --> 00:12:01,942
Oh, I see what you're saying.
328
00:12:01,944 --> 00:12:03,677
Why are you guys talking
about me like I'm not here?
329
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:04,845
Well, because we
don't want to call you
330
00:12:04,847 --> 00:12:06,646
- a snob to your face.
- Not at a party.
331
00:12:06,648 --> 00:12:09,049
I am not a snob.
I'm a germaphobe, maybe.
332
00:12:09,051 --> 00:12:10,917
Besides, I'm pretty sure
that it is not kosher
333
00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:13,587
to mix saliva and dairy,
so he pretty much fired himself.
334
00:12:13,589 --> 00:12:15,388
- Oh. - Oh. Looks like
he's rehired himself.
335
00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:19,292
Goat cheese tarts? They come
highly recommended by me.
336
00:12:19,294 --> 00:12:20,527
Wha... If you take that,
you're validating him.
337
00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:22,295
What are you still doing here?
338
00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:24,097
I'm waitering pro bono now.
339
00:12:24,099 --> 00:12:25,865
I have a really
great work ethic.
340
00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,133
He's challenging her.
I like this.
341
00:12:27,135 --> 00:12:28,501
- Tell me your name.
- Owen.
342
00:12:28,503 --> 00:12:29,769
- I'm on Team Owen.
- Me, too.
343
00:12:29,771 --> 00:12:31,705
What about Team Me? Why
isn't anyone on Team Me?
344
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,673
Why do I always get
picked last for that team?
345
00:12:33,675 --> 00:12:34,908
She fired me 'cause
she's embarrassed
346
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,443
she was checking out
waiter butt.
347
00:12:36,445 --> 00:12:38,011
- She's such an asses-classist.
- That's what we were saying.
348
00:12:38,013 --> 00:12:39,045
You're done.
349
00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,213
I am outsourcing your job...
350
00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:42,415
to Team Me.
351
00:12:43,818 --> 00:12:44,984
You saw that, right?
352
00:12:44,986 --> 00:12:46,086
- She did it again.
- Absolutely.
353
00:12:46,088 --> 00:12:47,487
- Totally did it again.
- She did it again.
354
00:12:47,489 --> 00:12:50,423
That's some jersey.
355
00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:51,658
Beth's idea.
356
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:54,661
Ah. I love her, but we
fight like sisters.
357
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,896
It's like Freud said, "If it's not
one thing, it's your mother."
358
00:12:56,898 --> 00:12:59,098
- I don't know who that is.
- Good.
359
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,366
Tonight's just one night.
360
00:13:00,368 --> 00:13:01,734
But you're gonna
have a great life.
361
00:13:01,736 --> 00:13:04,237
I see you restoring
a townhouse in Highland Park,
362
00:13:04,239 --> 00:13:05,438
summering on Fire Island,
363
00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:07,040
eventually adopting
Vietnamese twins
364
00:13:07,042 --> 00:13:08,741
and having a family
of your own.
365
00:13:08,743 --> 00:13:11,644
Lose the jersey.
It's not you.
366
00:13:13,614 --> 00:13:16,082
♪ Yeah, come on,
party people... ♪
367
00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:18,751
Oh, yeah.
You feelin' it, Jaden?
368
00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,219
I feel something.
369
00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:21,287
Ah!
Hey.
370
00:13:21,289 --> 00:13:22,321
Oh, hey.
371
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:25,124
Lauren.
I am flying.
372
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,360
Is it weird I got high
with some of the kids?
373
00:13:27,362 --> 00:13:30,463
Very.
Jewish chronic rules.
374
00:13:30,465 --> 00:13:32,531
That singer I told you about,
she's on break, right?
375
00:13:32,533 --> 00:13:35,201
The one who dumped you and
you went all Taylor Swift on?
376
00:13:35,203 --> 00:13:38,204
Mm-hmm.
She's right behind you.
377
00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,538
Zach.
378
00:13:39,540 --> 00:13:40,740
Zoe.
379
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:42,908
Okay, I did not know
you were gonna be here.
380
00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,944
I thought you left the business
when that guy picked you up
381
00:13:44,946 --> 00:13:46,145
at that bar mitzvah.
382
00:13:46,147 --> 00:13:47,880
He's my boss now,
383
00:13:47,882 --> 00:13:49,282
and, uh, I'm just
doing him a favor.
384
00:13:49,283 --> 00:13:51,917
Okay, but are we okay?
Because the last time I saw you
385
00:13:51,919 --> 00:13:54,553
at that Stop & Shop,
you cried into a bushel of kale.
386
00:13:54,555 --> 00:13:55,921
Because of the prices.
387
00:13:55,923 --> 00:13:58,858
Just... promise me
this won't get weird.
388
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,459
Weird?
389
00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:01,527
How would it get weird?
390
00:14:01,529 --> 00:14:04,730
♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪
391
00:14:04,732 --> 00:14:06,232
♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪
392
00:14:06,234 --> 00:14:08,133
What happened, Zoe?
393
00:14:08,135 --> 00:14:11,503
♪ Papa, can you find me ♪ Why wouldn't
you tell me why you broke up with me?
394
00:14:11,505 --> 00:14:13,505
I loved you so much.
395
00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:15,307
♪ In the night? ♪
396
00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:17,710
Just stop it, just shut up.
397
00:14:21,848 --> 00:14:24,416
Hora!
♪ Hava nagila ♪
398
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:26,185
♪ Hava nagila ♪
399
00:14:26,187 --> 00:14:29,321
♪ Hava nagila, ve nismekha ♪
400
00:14:30,624 --> 00:14:33,625
Let's leave the last one
unlit, Aunt Sadie.
401
00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:36,261
In honor of words,
402
00:14:36,263 --> 00:14:38,397
words left unsaid.
403
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,132
Oy.
404
00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:41,934
Hora!
405
00:14:41,936 --> 00:14:45,170
♪ Hava nagila, Hava nagila ♪
406
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:47,205
♪ Hava nagila... ♪
407
00:14:47,207 --> 00:14:51,443
♪ Day that this boy
became a man ♪
408
00:14:51,445 --> 00:14:56,915
♪ Was when we made love
in your parent's minivan ♪
409
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:57,783
♪ Zoe ♪
410
00:14:57,785 --> 00:14:59,317
Hora!
411
00:15:02,456 --> 00:15:06,124
Again with the hora? When the spirit
moves you, you got to go with the flow.
412
00:15:06,126 --> 00:15:07,692
Praise Moses!
413
00:15:07,694 --> 00:15:08,860
Sydney.
414
00:15:08,862 --> 00:15:10,095
What the hell's
wrong with Zach?
415
00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:11,730
I don't know. But I'm
starting to think
416
00:15:11,732 --> 00:15:13,398
coke and hookers
might've been easier.
417
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,566
Now you're dancing?
418
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:15,934
You fired me.
419
00:15:15,936 --> 00:15:18,370
You're not the boss
of what I do in my free time.
420
00:15:18,372 --> 00:15:20,972
He's got a point.
Why are you on his side?
421
00:15:20,974 --> 00:15:23,074
All I care about
is your happiness.
422
00:15:23,076 --> 00:15:24,709
It's a mitzvah.
Am I right, Lauren?
423
00:15:24,711 --> 00:15:26,111
Can you guys tell I'm high?
424
00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:27,445
Yeah.
Yup.
425
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:29,414
I know it wasn't the sex,
because that was good.
426
00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:31,583
But was it too good? Did it
make you question yourself?
427
00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:32,951
I'm not doing this.
428
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:36,054
I will leave you alone if
you just tell me what happened.
429
00:15:36,056 --> 00:15:37,255
Nothing happened.
430
00:15:37,257 --> 00:15:39,958
Zoe, we were so in love.
No, you were.
431
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,527
For me it was just fun.
I never loved you, Zach.
432
00:15:43,596 --> 00:15:45,396
I got to get out of here.
433
00:15:45,398 --> 00:15:46,998
Excuse me, excuse me.
434
00:15:53,305 --> 00:15:54,973
Hey!
435
00:16:00,816 --> 00:16:02,250
There go the Cohens.
436
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,852
I see 'em. And the
Cohens from Northbrook,
437
00:16:03,854 --> 00:16:05,420
and the Cohens from Deerfield.
438
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,789
This is the worst bar mitzvah
ever. Thank you, Simon.
439
00:16:07,791 --> 00:16:09,824
Trust me, Beth,
I can turn this around.
440
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,659
A similar thing happened when we
threw a party for Ben & Jerry's
441
00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,261
- in '81, minus the peyote pizza.
- Where is your emcee?
442
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,830
Someone needs to keep these
people from leaving.
443
00:16:15,832 --> 00:16:17,599
Don't worry your
pretty little punim.
444
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,033
I know just what to do.
445
00:16:20,131 --> 00:16:23,971
And in these olden times, it
was a dream of every young boy
446
00:16:23,973 --> 00:16:26,541
to one day study the Torah.
But it was also the dream
447
00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:28,943
of a 45-year-old woman,
so she passed herself off
448
00:16:28,945 --> 00:16:32,313
as a younger woman. Pretended to be
a 14-year-old boy with payos envy.
449
00:16:32,315 --> 00:16:34,048
What the hell
is he talking about?
450
00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:36,117
Let him talk, Aunt Sadie, this
is finally getting interesting.
451
00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:37,785
And she was in love with
Amy Irving... no, no, wait...
452
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:39,987
We still having that drink later?
My father is reading from
453
00:16:39,989 --> 00:16:43,157
- the book of Yentl right now.
I can't do this. - I'll leave
454
00:16:43,159 --> 00:16:46,027
if you just admit that you
fired me partly because
455
00:16:46,029 --> 00:16:49,130
you're too embarrassed to have
a drink with a mere waiter.
456
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,032
You know what? I would
totally date a waiter.
457
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:52,500
But I would date a good one.
458
00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:54,068
Not one who hovers
over guests' food
459
00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:57,238
like a-a buzzard circling
the carcass of a polar bear.
460
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,206
Tell me, where
is this dreamy land
461
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:02,009
that has both buzzards
and polar bears? Narnia?
462
00:17:02,011 --> 00:17:04,945
Oh, shut up. You know what I mean.
I would never date a snob
463
00:17:04,947 --> 00:17:07,982
who wouldn't date a waiter. Oh. Well,
that would make you a double snob,
464
00:17:07,984 --> 00:17:10,017
because you're too snobby to date a snob.
Not a thing.
465
00:17:10,019 --> 00:17:11,285
Totally a thing.
Let me guess.
466
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,820
You see yourself
with some brain surgeon
467
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:16,657
who likes to sip fine wine and
read the poems of Pablo Neruda.
468
00:17:16,659 --> 00:17:18,025
He sounds great.
Do you have his number?
469
00:17:18,027 --> 00:17:19,093
No, but I have yours,
470
00:17:19,095 --> 00:17:20,528
and I wouldn't date you either.
471
00:17:20,530 --> 00:17:21,829
Huh. Reverse snob.
472
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:22,963
Regular snob.
Waiter.
473
00:17:22,965 --> 00:17:24,098
Ice queen.
Great ass.
474
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,432
Better ass. You want
to make out with me
475
00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:26,934
right now, don't you?
No. Shut up...
476
00:17:26,936 --> 00:17:28,302
Yes.
477
00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:29,903
And Amy Irving was
in love with her.
478
00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:32,640
But she was in love
with Mandy Patinkin,
479
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,241
who one day left the shul
480
00:17:34,243 --> 00:17:36,076
and went off to fight terrorism
with Claire Danes.
481
00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:37,945
I found Zach.
Am I whispering?
482
00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,114
No.
I forgot how to whisper.
483
00:17:40,116 --> 00:17:41,248
Aunt Sadie...
484
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,951
Take it away. Mazel tov, Noah.
485
00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:45,252
This is about a girl?
486
00:17:45,254 --> 00:17:47,287
We're about to lose an
account because of a girl?
487
00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:48,455
Hey, as a woman, I'm offended.
488
00:17:48,457 --> 00:17:49,690
As a stoned woman,
do you remember
489
00:17:49,692 --> 00:17:51,492
that show Charles in Charge?
Not at all.
490
00:17:51,494 --> 00:17:55,362
I can't breathe. It wasn't
just some woman, Simon.
491
00:17:55,364 --> 00:17:56,630
She was the one.
492
00:17:56,632 --> 00:17:58,632
And she broke his heart.
Oh, Zach, I'm sorry.
493
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,634
She said she didn't love me.
I love you.
494
00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:01,568
What is she, unhinged?
495
00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:02,869
Did she escape from an asylum?
496
00:18:02,871 --> 00:18:04,705
Or from the Island
of Dr. Moreau?
497
00:18:04,707 --> 00:18:06,440
Was she half cheetah?
Am I half cheetah?
498
00:18:06,442 --> 00:18:09,409
Will someone get her a coffee?
One coffee, coming up.
499
00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:10,977
Why wouldn't she love me?
Oh, who knows?
500
00:18:10,979 --> 00:18:13,480
Sometimes you never find out why
something didn't work out.
501
00:18:13,482 --> 00:18:14,815
It just didn't.
502
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:17,751
Hey, Zach, I'm sorry
I pushed you into doing this.
503
00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:22,322
Oh, my God, look at that kid.
504
00:18:22,324 --> 00:18:23,657
He's miserable.
505
00:18:23,659 --> 00:18:25,559
I made this night
about me. I-I...
506
00:18:25,561 --> 00:18:28,728
It should have been about him.
507
00:18:28,730 --> 00:18:32,232
You know what made me
the best bar mitzvah emcee?
508
00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:33,900
I never left the kid unhappy.
509
00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:36,569
You know what?
Let's make the kid the client.
510
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,838
Let's give him
something to remember.
511
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,308
I can fix this.
Follow my lead.
512
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:45,612
But stay out of my light.
513
00:18:45,614 --> 00:18:47,113
And he's back.
514
00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:48,415
♪ And all that jazz ♪
515
00:18:48,417 --> 00:18:51,518
♪ Come on, babe, we're gonna
brush the sky ♪
516
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:55,088
♪ I betcha Lucky Lindy
never flew so high ♪
517
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:58,491
♪ 'Cause in the stratosphere,
how could he lend an ear ♪
518
00:18:58,493 --> 00:19:00,393
♪ To all... ♪
519
00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:02,095
♪ That... ♪
520
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:06,366
♪ Jazz? ♪
521
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:08,501
Thank you, Simon.
522
00:19:08,503 --> 00:19:11,137
Oh, please, it's like he was
born with backup dancers.
523
00:19:11,139 --> 00:19:12,739
He's got his father's
eyes and his father's
524
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:13,773
boyfriend's love of dance.
525
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:15,141
Oh, there's another clue.
526
00:19:15,784 --> 00:19:18,344
So what happened
with Weird Beard?
527
00:19:18,346 --> 00:19:19,779
You don't want to know.
528
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:30,490
Oh, my God.
529
00:19:31,553 --> 00:19:33,993
She has her mother's bladder.
Owen, wait,
530
00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:36,562
I-I'm so sorry. I mean,
I know I fired you twice, but
531
00:19:36,564 --> 00:19:39,332
I just meant it in a power-mad
flirty kind of way. Listen,
532
00:19:39,334 --> 00:19:41,934
don't worry about making me lose the job.
Thank you.
533
00:19:41,936 --> 00:19:44,070
That'll free you up
to feel really bad
534
00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,371
about making me lose my home.
535
00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:47,907
I was actually staying
on my manager's couch.
536
00:19:47,909 --> 00:19:51,110
Oh, I feel terrible. Um...
Yeah.
537
00:19:51,112 --> 00:19:52,978
Just tell me, what can I do?
538
00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:55,314
Do you have a couch?
539
00:19:55,316 --> 00:19:58,884
Or an unusually
comfortable chair?
540
00:20:00,754 --> 00:20:04,390
♪ No, I'm no one's wife, but ♪
541
00:20:04,392 --> 00:20:07,159
♪ Oh, I love my life ♪
542
00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:10,663
♪ And all... ♪
543
00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:14,033
♪ That... ♪
544
00:20:14,035 --> 00:20:19,438
♪ Jazz... ♪
545
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,307
♪ That jazz! ♪
546
00:20:21,309 --> 00:20:23,842
Your son's a man.
547
00:20:23,844 --> 00:20:25,878
He's a fabulous man.
Oh.
548
00:20:30,016 --> 00:20:32,284
Mazel tov.
549
00:20:33,953 --> 00:20:35,354
Zach Cropper's all grown up.
550
00:20:35,356 --> 00:20:39,208
Sync & corrections by wilson0804
www.Addic7ed.com
551
00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:42,828
- So, my son's name is Noah. - We'll
get to him. He sounds so great.
552
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,863
And I just... I can't wait
to spend the night with him...
553
00:20:44,865 --> 00:20:47,799
at the bar mitzvah. The first thing I
want to know is...
554
00:20:47,801 --> 00:20:50,202
- What kind of place is this? - He'll
really be a man that night.
555
00:20:50,204 --> 00:20:51,803
"I can't wait to spend
556
00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:53,672
the night with your son"?
557
00:20:53,674 --> 00:20:56,234
Eh-lo-hey-nu-
meh-lech-hello!
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