Original subtitles

Fatty, you drop your shoes!

Thanks, auntie!

Mrs. Wong, you change job?

Just for the time being.

Has your husband found a job yet?

Not yet!

I see if there's anything I can help!

Bye!

Good morning, Mrs. Chan.

Watermelon

Keep away from it!

Yuck!! A cockroach!

Relax. It's dead now anyway.

Scientists say that cockroaches will survive even the end of the world.

What do you think?

No way. Only these old aunties will survive!

Are they teasing us again?

Ignore them, they only talk crap.

Wait a sec, these are for you.

What are they for?

Pear, milled jujube, apricot seed -- soup ingredients.

Great, come by for soup tonight.

Got to run, see you.

Ok, we'll make snacks for the field trip.

My mom will take care of it. Bye!

Let your granny have that chair!

Mom!

What does this say?

You never pass your English tests!

Well, look at it this way.

They've already sent a man to the moon.

Why bother to learn English?

Then why do you bother to play with your videogames and cell phone?

Even Bruce Lee spoke fluent English.

Yeah, but his wife is a Caucasian.

Practice makes perfect.

You can do the same.

How? By talking to Granny in English?

Talk to me.

Forget it! You didn't even finish high school!

Unless you can afford to hire the “Tutor King”...

King what?

Never mind. You're so out of date.

This is what we call the “rabid dog”.

I think the “puppy” is prettier.

You two are so foul-mouthed.

Still shaking her ass at her age.

What's she thinking?

Hey, I heard the butcher was the father!

No wonder she always gets the best pork!

These aunties must be wh ispering about the latest gossip again.

They're not whispering at all.

Well, never mind. At least they're not talking about us.

Then you think that lady's wrong too?

What's wrong with you? Watch where you're walking!

Excuse me, auntie.

Are you alright?

I’m fine.

Not serious? We've already paid our tuitions!

And now the dance teacher is gone?

Why shouldn't we call the police?

I understand, but I’ll find a substitute teacher for dance class, don't worry.

How? And for what kind of dance?

You all applied for traditional dance lessons, right?

Right.

Well, actually I’ve already found a substitute.

Bravo! Bravo! Wasn't that amazing?

What kind of dancing is this?

It's too revealing, dancing with your belly exposed.

I won't move like this to flirt around.

Ma'am, I think you've misunderstood.

Belly dancing is a cultural art form.

It's been a part of history in Turkey and Arabia for 5000 years.

Mind your own history and stay out of ours.

Maybe you should go back to where you belong.

We Chinese know that only sluts shake their bodies in public.

You understand me...Slut?

We want our money back. This isn't what we paid for.

I’m sure no one here wants to learn to dance like this.

We'll take the class.

Didn't you hear what I just said?

Mind your own business and stay out of ours.

What's your name?

Call me Pasha

Ok, let's start from the beginning.

Start with the right hip and foot,

and move to your right.

1, 2, 3, 4. Arms spread, Mrs. Lee.

1, 2, 3, 4, right leg. 1, 2...

Not bad. You only failed two subjects.

I’ll buy you an MP3 player as reward.

For real?

What? He's getting worse even after tutorial class,

and he still gets a present for that?

This is what I call “being your son's best friend”.

If we encourage him with gifts,

then he'll gradually do better.

Why don't just stay out, huh?

Look, now you've made him feel bad.

Don't worry. Daddy will get you one on Sunday.

Yay!

Hey, Mom's birthday is coming up.

Where should we go to celebrate?

Anywhere will do.

No, we ought to go someplace for dinner.

How about a buffet.

Mrs. Chan said the Panda HoteI’s quite nice.

Teacher, my husband won't let me take the class anymore.

You don't have to tell him,

do you?

It's ok, but keep this scarf as a gift from me, until you've made up your mind.

I totally understand.

Alright then. Goodbye.

And thanks.

How can I keep this from him?

Just tell him you're learning Tai Chi.

Mom, the garbage lady is here.

Hi Mrs. Wong!

Hi Mrs. Chan!

Let me handle this.

It's alright, we're neigh bors.

Oh, yes, here's something here from my husband.

For my husband?

His shirt needs sewing at the cuff.

Can you mend it?

Yes, it's a piece of cake.

Also, this dress needs to be altered, too.

No problem, I can fix them for you.

No, I can't accept this.

Please do.

Don't say no to this!

It's too much!

Wait, there's something in the pocket...

I’ve told my husband a hundred times to empty his pockets...

Uh...ok then.

I’ll fix them and return them as soon as possible.

It'll be quick and simple. Thank you, Mrs. Lee.

He knows nothing about tailoring.

Today is Sunday, comma...

It's waste of time talking to him!

These are my family's tailoring arts from Shanghai!

You calling me old-fashioned?

Then don't ask me to do it!

You'll get your refund, so shut up.

And I quit, so get lost!

It's a sunny day, comma...

Go wash up for dinner.

Daddy takes us out for dim sum, comma...

Daddy take us out...

Hey, go take your shower.

Daddy take us out for dim sum...

I’m not going.

Daddy takes us out for dim sum, comma...

And then to the Ocean Park, comma...

For real?

For real?

Finish your homework first.

It's too early for my paycheck.

We're forced to lay you off.

Today will be your last day.

Please, can't you keep me on for one more month?

My husband's still unemployed...

Just one more month, please.

I beg you, just one month.

Sorry, can't do it.

Garbage lady! We don't want this. You can have it.

Stop crying, why did you break sister's...?

What happened? What happened?

Why are these eyeglasses broken?

Why are these broken?

She broke them.

How could she break them wh ile wearing you're wearing them?

Why would you let this happen?

What's going on?

Bring me the bamboo stick!

It's so hard to make ends meet.

I told you to take care of your sisters!

How could you let them fight?

You want to go to hell?

You want me to beat you?

No.

Then why did you let them break these?

Don't you try to run!

Why are they broken?

Stop hitting me!

I have no money to buy her new ones.

This is all your fault.

How can I get her new ones?

Tell me how? I’m broke!

Stop crying!

Why are there two marks from one whipping?

This is what we call “collateral damage”.

Hurt still?

Did mom hit you too fiercely?

Mom, why do you punish big sister when we did wrong?

When mom's out working, she's responsible for you,

understand?

Mom, sister... here are two stickers for you.

Don't cry.

How cute! Far better than any of my ex's.

Yeah, I kinda like him, but he loves me better.

Baby, what do you want?

You are making a mess!

Stop crying!

Sis, take care of the baby.

How am I supposed to study?

Stop yelling.

Hey, hurry up and give me a hand!

Mom, he is crying again!

How am I supposed to study?

Stop talking on the phone. I’m talking to you!

Don't cry, baby.

Let me take you downstairs.

How am I supposed to continue my study?

Can someone take him downstairs? He's so annoying!

What do you mean by this?

Since you are too busy, I asked mom to bring it out.

I mean it, what do you want?

I have an examination coming up.

Couldn't you just move out?

Yeah right. You wish everyone would get out so you can study!

No, I just want you to disappear.

If that's what you want, I’ll definitely leave.

What? You want to know if I want to have a baby or not?

Of course, I love you, baby.

Let me show you something.

Take a look.

When did you snap it? Just now?

What do you think?

So embarrassing! Delete it!

There are more.

More?

No! You've gotta delete them all, naughty boy!

No! Delete them all.

Come to my place tonight.

Delete them first.

Wow, Dad has a new ring tone.

Err...Honey, I’m going watch the soccer game with my friends tonight.

Get out of here! I’m going out to watch the soccer game tonight.

Bingo! I said so!

Can't you watch it at home?

More fun with friends around.

Are you saying it's no fun at home? You want a bone-cracking?

I’m leaving now.

Wh ich team did you bet on?

Man U.

Man U vs. New Castle. Mom, don't think too much.

What happened?

It just slipped out of my hand.

Why waste food like this?

Other people's moms made cheesecake!

Who'd bring turnip cake to a picnic?

No wonder Dad calls you an airhead.

Your son is getting rude and disrespecting me.

Perhaps you don't deserve respect. He respects me.

You should be more grateful for having me as husband

and such a smart kid.

You'd better stop talking!

Read your newspaper!

No way!

Where did you get that rare boxing game video?

Sure, come over to my place and we'll watch it together.

It will be more fun.

My wife's birthday on Sunday.

Why don't you guys come over for hot pot?

We'll have a great time.

Lamb stew is good. Youbring the Chinese wine, alright?

What are you mumbling about?

Sis, ready to eat?

Not yet, wait a minute.

Sis, I’m starving.

Be patient, don't you want to eat more?

Why do we get to eat more by waiting?

We'll wait till the noodles absorb more soup.

Then they'll be bulgier.

Wow, sis -- you're so clever.

Dad.

Hi kids. Finished your homework yet?

Not yet.

Finish it up.

Unless you want the wolves to get you.

Unless you want the wolves to get you.

Hurry and get done. What take you so long?

I don't know...

Hey, I want to ask you something.

Did you take two thousand dollars from the envelope?

Well, York didn't have money for his son's textbook fees.

You are getting you salary soon, can't we help others a bit?

He won't return it! He still owes us a thousand dollars.

I’ve been friends with him for ages.

Don't worry.

Heather,

look what daddy bought you?

Nice? -It's very nice!

Show them to your sister too.

Wow, so good!

Don't you need to go to work today?

Oh yes. I’m off to work now.

Thanks Daddy.

Hello? Fish man? Any work for me?

Ok, that's alright. I understand you've done a lot for me already.

Ok, keep me posted if there's anything new.

I’ll be waiting. Thanks

How can I help you out?

It won't help if you just stay mute.

At least speak out to relieve the pressure.

Let's get started.

Spread your arms.

Last time we tried the “hip shimmy”.

Today we'll try “hip twisting”, ok?

Hip twisting, from right to left, right left...

Good, right left, right left and twist, twist, right left.

Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, 1, 2, 1, 2...

1, 2, 1, 2, arms relax,

1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2...

Mrs. Wong, let's do it together. Good.

Right and left, Mrs. Chan, your shoulder's too stiff, relax...

Right, left, right, left, yes that's better, right and left.

Just cry, you'll feel better.

Does it really help to cry?

I’ll just go away and die if you think I’m in the way.

Who'd take care of my daughter if you were gone?

Our daughter's not responsible for her parent's faults.

Oh, that sounds familiar enough.

You said the same thing when I told you I was pregnant.

Do you think I’d have married you if it wasn't for her!

That was a long time ago. Haven't I always taken care of you?

Sorry.

When was that?

Are you happy with your affairs?

In 1 5 years, have you ever really loved me?

Or when did you stop loving me?

Stop asking me questions like this.

For the sake of our daughter, just act normal...

and I’ll still support the family.

You get out! I don't want to see you again!

I’m not leaving my daughter.

I’ll leave for a wh ile to let you calm down.

Hey mom.

Why did you close so early today?

Hey, why are you ignoring me?

Dinner is served.

Did they do well in studying?

Not bad. Teacher just said Ziyi's a bit too playful.

Are you busy lately?

Why haven't you fixed Mrs. Chan's dress?

Of course I’m busy. Busy working on your uniform.

See if it fits.

I’ve tailor-made a full set.

Come see if it fits.

Too tight?

Go to bed if you're tired. I’ll finish the housework.

Delivery!

Did you miss me?

What's the frown for?

I know exactly what happened, don't I, baby?

Lie down here and hold still.

Babies for basic needs:

Hunger, th irst, cold, hot, wet, poop, cozy and sleepy.

Let me check it out.

Look -- even the wet diaper has dried up.

Why didn't you change it?

Hey, did you feed him yet?

Don't just stand there, prepare the formula.

Be good, be nice. Mom won't feed you? Then let me.

Dinner will be served right after I’ve changed you.

Mom is such a meanie to keep you hungry.

A gift for you.

Like it?

A gift for the baby? How about me?

What does it matter? See it as a gift for both of you.

That doesn't make sense. We're two people.

I want my own!

It's all about devotion between mother and son.

Hey, don't bite. Stop biting.

Hello, you're here now? Right away.

It's all done. Go on, your friend is waiting.

She's gone, left us behind.

So cute, a new one again?

It's for you. Like it?

One more.

Wow, they are lovely!

You sneak.

What's the plan? The movie or a restaurant?

Let's go to the beach.

Cool.

Leon, how could youfail the Ch inese test?

Honey, don't you need to work?

Oh, I have swapped shift times. I’m leaving now.

I’m leaving to work.

Last time, Mrs. Wong inspired us about one important thing.

We can dance to express the emotions and feelings inside us.

So today I’ve placed mirrors here for each of you.

We can look at ourselves in the mirrors

Express your self beauty and your courage.

Hey, what's she talking about?

She said to express the beauty of yourself and courage.

You are good.

Let's do it.

Hubby!

Hubby! Hubby!

Hubby!

Hubby!

Hubby!

I’m sorry!

I’m so sorry!

I’ m so sorry!

I’m sorry too!

I’ve never seen you so happy at home...

I’m so sorry...

I’m sorry...

Belly dancing keeps you fit and happy.

Promotes a great waistline, too. Have a look.

Also, it's a good bargain if you join now: 20% off.

Dancing helps keep you vigorous and in good physical shape.

You've all been dancing for so long now,

but I still haven't seen your bellies.

Belly dancing literally requires to reveal your belly.

You can't call it belly dancing without showing off your nice waistline.

So, today I’d like to see all your bellies.

Please lift up your clothes a little.

Let me see your bellies.

Ok, let's try this together, shall we?

Coach, can we put on the waist scarves?

Everybody has a belly. Don't be shy to show yours.

Let's do it together.

Ok.

Do you need a hand?

No, no, no, I can manage myself.

Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts! Guts!

Oh! this is tricky!

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Is that your wife?

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

You shouldn't buy so much food if your two friends aren't coming.

Hey, daddy, your beef is getting overcooked.

It's ready to eat.

Son, stop it.

Look at your Granny, she doesn't act like that.

Teach your son how to stew it if you're so good at it.

Scatter the enoki mush rooms in the pot.

Poach them for a while. Serve it this way, got it?

Bon appetite.

Dad, that's too spicy!

It'll be too spicy for me if you keep adding those.

If you don't stop, it'll be too hot for Granny too.

Dad, it'll be too spicy for me too.

Son, don't you know mom is so smart.

She can cook and belly dance too.

Do you know what belly dance is?

It's a filthy dance where you reveal your belly...

and shake your hips for men to watch.

It's a traditional folk dance.

Stop talking to your son like this.

So you dare to dance but you're afraid to let your son know about it?

Do you dare to dance on the table and show him your belly!

I agree!

How about you two?

It must be Mrs. Tung taking revenge on us...

...by taking over the venue for our belly dancing class!

If we have no room for our dance class, we'd better just forget it all.

We can dance at home or somewhere else.

Your home's not roomy enough.

How about having dance class at the basketball court? It's spacious.

If you want to make it public, why not call a TV crew, too?

I’m so sorry.

Sorry for what?

My husband complained to the committee. That's what leads to this.

I’m afraid my husband's been complaining too.

I’m afraid my husband will blame me!

Hey!

Hey! You cowards!

Hurry up!

You can go home first.

No way!

Hi Leon. Shopping with your mom? That's sweet.

Here's an apple for you.

My dad asked me to watch her,

to keep her away from bad influences.

Hey Leon, you can't talk about your mom like that.

Who are you to judge me?

Let's go if you're not buying anything.

How can you tolerate this?

How can you let your son and husband torture you like this?

You want her to end up divorced like you?

We have to go. See you.

Mrs. Chan?

Mrs. Chan.

What's the matter?

Over there.

Are you ok? Still mad?

I’m alright, let's try it again.

Ok, then let's do it again.

Stay for the night?

You just want someone to be with you.

Don't want to?

I want someone to be with me for life.

Frankly...

I’ve been married once before. Do you mind?

I’ve got something to tell you too.

You've been married before too?

Stop kidding me.

Cherry, Cherry!

I’m here for my baby!

Baby is asleep. I’ll bring him to you tomorrow.

I want my baby back! I want my baby now!

Give me back my baby!

What time is it now?

Do you ever care about the baby?

I wouldn't come back if I didn't care.

Did you really think that I didn't have the money for an abortion?

I’ve bought a baby bed. It was on sale.

Keep it. The baby's staying with me.

I thought you didn't want to disturb your brother.

It's ok to keep the bed here. It was a bargain anyway.

Nonsense. A baby needs to sleep with its parents.

In that case, you two can move in here together.

I mean, you two can take the bed and I’ll sleep on the sofa.

Forget it.

All this baby needs is a father.

It just wasn't meant to be.

1, 2, 3, no, lift the arm a bit,

release your shoulder.

I’m all loosened up! Wrong step? You are dancing the same!

No, No, right, hold still but move here.

She can do it, let's try again,

come on, 1, 2, 3, 4...

It's not lifting your arm but your leg!

Why not the arm?

I remember the next step is the arm.

Listen, listen, let's do this one more time.

Welcome back Pasha!

Silly girl.

You girls never give up, even in a situation like this.

We've been looking for a studio, don't worry!

A foreign dance troupe is coming next week,

let's go together, ok?

Where's Mrs. Lee?

Mrs. Lee! Mrs. Lee!

Yes!

We need you to join us for mah jong!

Eight round tournament!

Don't make us wait too long, hurry!

Mother, may I go play mah jong? It won't take long.

Daughter-in-law, what's the phone number?

Whose phone number?

Your husband's number!

Never mind, I’ve got it....

Son, I’m going out to play mah jong with your wife.

Fix your own dinner, and Leon's.

I’ve been watching too much TV.

It's about time I had a look around!

I need a scarf, right? Hand me one, please.

Cheers!

Sweetie, don't keep the others to wait too long.

Coming. I just need to tidy up the...

Let's go. Let father and son fix the dinner.

Let's go now!

Pasha!

Nice to see you again!

This is my friend Adili. He owns this restaurant.

Hi Adili, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too. Do you dance too?

Make yourself at home and dance all you like.

They all dance so well.

Thank you very much indeed.

Have a look! Go in now!

Come on! Enjoy yourselves!

The clothes will be dry soon.

Here's some drinks for you. Faster.

Wow, this is so gorgeous!

Wow, the color of this drink is fabulous!

What's it called?

Violet.

Why name it Violet?

I named it after my wife.

How romantic!

Your wife must be th rilled about it?

Hope so.

How old are you now?

I’m already forty something.

Still cute and young.

That's because I have a goal to achieve.

I wish to keep my wife happy.

Then your wife must be very happy.

I hope so.

How could you not know whether she's happy or not?

She passed away more than ten years ago.

It must be hard for you to move on alone.

It's hard, but you need to move on anyways, right?

Cheers!

Cheers!

Enjoy!

Leon, hurry up, you're late!

Have breakfast first, then go.

Go now! Go!

Did you eat the soup I left in the pot?

There's a PTA meeting next week.

Shall we go together?

Is this Tania? We should meet.

Welcome.

I’m looking for Tania.

Ok. Please take a seat.

How old are you?

Relax, I didn't mean to break up your happy family.

Your man fell for me himself. I couldn't help it.

You could have rejected him!

He'd have fallen for another girl eventually.

In fact, I’m not the problem. The problem is you!

Let me give you some advice.

Never tattoo fake eyebrows. Don't perm your hair curly.

And try not to wear those clothes laced with metal beads.

Lastly, don't paint your lips dark red.

And watch out for the lip line.

What's wrong with that?

You just reveal yourself as an old auntie.

Stop preaching to me! I’m old enough to be your mother!

Exactly, that's the problem.

You're just too old, auntie!

Enough criticizing!

Let's get down to business. I want you to leave my man!

I can get a guy like him anytime, anywhere.

Forty thousand. That'll be enough to get back your hubby.

Forty thousand?

Don't tell me you're old and broke.

Where are Daddy's things?

I’m asking you! Where did Daddy go?

He's gone!

Gone?

Yes, I kicked him out of here!

He's been hiding a mistress as young as I am!

I just gave that girl forty thousand to leave him for good!

I asked her to leave him for good!

What are you talking about?

Don't you understand? Daddy doesn't need us anymore.

Why did you kick him out?

He's your dad, how could you do that?

It's all because of you! I wanted him to stay!

How could a man tolerate a yapping woman like you!

Daddy.

Hey son, look what daddy bought you for dinner.

I know you love broccoli, it's all yours.

Ok, it's getting late, time for bed.

Let's go visit Granny tomorrow. Sweet dreams.

It's getting cold tonight,

let me bring you something warm.

Put this one on.

Thank you.

No big deal.

A philosopher once said,

The vitality of an old auntie is stronger than cockroach.”

Don't worry. People survive when buildings collapse, too.

I haven't watched movies in ages. What is this?

A romance. The man can't stop missing his late wife.

There's no such man in reality,

men just want to get rich and their wives dead.

No way. There must be a perfect guy in the world somewhere.

We've just never met one. See Mrs. Wong.

Is she happy?

If you could turn back the clock,

would you pick your hubby to marry again?

If you could turn back the clock, would you choose not to divorce?

I’d choose to be a man and then marry a sheepish woman like you.

Lunch together?

Yes.

Hey, is your wife still belly dancing?

Yes.

How could you accept your wife being half-naked and dancing like that.

No big deal.

You can find housewives wearing bikinis on the beach nowadays.

I just want my wife to be happy.

I’m heading to work!

Wow, you look gorgeous, mom!

Be good at home today, girls.

We will.

VitaminC.

Work hard!

It's going to be late.

Goodbye.

Everything clear? -Yes.

How do I write this one, here. -Let me see.

Hey, hey, who's this?

Is this my daughter-in-law?

Still afraid to come back.

Dad, let's ask mom to come back.

Turnip cake, BBQ Pork Bun.

The pork bun's for Granny at home.

I’ll take the turnip cake for myself.

Hey, someone's looking for you!

It's your son.

Has something happened to him?

Don't you ever miss your home?

Or you son?

I ...

Stop playing games!

Pack and come home with me.

You still don't understand what I want!

If you want to study, then go to study.

I’m saying this for the last time.

But if you want to dance with them,

then don't ever come back!

Figure 8, figure 8...

Head slide, head slide...

You lose, so drink!

Good!

Come on, let's play!

I don't know how.

Mrs. Wong, let me join!

Me? Good good. Come on.

Shoulder shimmy, Shoulder shimmy...

Figure 8, figure 8, figure 8...

You lose!

Drink!

Mrs Chan.

Silly girl, don't think too much!

I have something to say but it might spoil your time...

Spoil? Don't see how you can spoil our good time with words.

My brother has just founded a school in Xingjian.

But he broke his leg wh ile driving in storm recently.

So, he wanted me to go back there...

and help him to set up his classes.

Therefore, next week will be our last lesson.

What?

It all depends on the situation. I’ll come back as soon as possible.

Come back soon and we wish you good luck all the way?

Cheers!

Come on, Cheers!

Head slide, head slide...

Figure 8, figure 8...

Do you think the toilet is clean here?

You have to go either way!

Shoulder shimmy...

Head slide, head slide...

Figure 8, figure 8...

What should we do now?

I’m going to keep dancing no matter what.

Good, let's dance and never give up!

Right, never give up!

Cheers!

Damn, never thought I’d see turkeys in a hotpot restaurant.

Here comes the belly dancing home wrecker.

She specializes in divorces!

Mrs. Lee still insists on dancing even after being banished from her home.

Not anymore! We can't allow this to happen, understand?

It's none of your business!

You bitch!

You long-tongued witch!

Who do you think you are?!

You don't need to go beauty salon for eye-lash curling.

This clipper can do just the same.

It's heating!

So warm.

The color won't fade, right?

Of course not. You can keep it for a long time and it's completely safe.

Have a look. lt's beautiful!

Hey! What are you putting on?

How do I look?

Nobody wears this dreadful color nowadays.

It's so out of date! -What should I do then?

What color should I pick?

Purple!

Great, it matches my clothes too!

Nice, I like purple a lot.

The clothes Mrs. Wong's husband made must be gorgeous.

Our beauty makes up for the clothes!

Hey! Stop moving!

Have you confirmed with Pasha yet?

What does that mean?

Where's Mrs. Lee?

She's not coming. Shall we go?

Where's your mom?

Please have a seat.

What's that?

You went out looking for my baby's father?

I’m close. I’ll track him down in a couple of days.

Don't bother. My baby's father is right here.

Me?

I don't think there's anyone else who loves my baby as much as you do.

Silver bead.

Silver bead.

Silver bead.

Give me a blue one now.

Blue.

Blue bead.

Blue.

Blue.

Who invited you back?

Mom, you still have me. I’ll take care of you.

Hey, let's do it again tomorrow. It's late and getting dark.

Hey, try it on.

For me?

Definitely not mine.

Try it on to see if it fits.

It's fabulous. It's been so long since I got a gift from you.

Go try it on now.

It must be a conspiracy.

Yes, a conspiracy.

Try it on.

Now?

You can't wear it when you get older.

Does it fit?

Come have a look.

Come have a look.

Dedicated to my mother and elder sister,

as well as all the ordinary yet great mothers in the world.