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(cock crows)

(cows hum)

- Try to understand, please.

I don't want to leave you either.

I love the farm and Trotsville. but i have to go.

You see, there's fame out there,

I'll be an actress on Broadway

Maybe be a nl He should even go to Hollywood

A movie star...

I have a secret talent.

english in high school my teacher told me

When I see the play theater...

Suzy said you should be on stage...

I didn't understand what you meant at that moment,

that one was going In 10 minutes.

(dramatic music)

Besides Plotzy, my father's need money

I will do it to save the farm.

But don't worry, I'll do it..

Because I already have a job, practically.

I see.

Looking for actress..

famous theater producer looking for a young girl.

for playing a role needed on stage.

No experience required.

This is goodbye.

So take care of yourself..

and the barn..

I wonder what kind of game

(up-tempo music)

- Ah, bitter fate.

We ran out of money and the wolves are at the door.

Art has no justice?

- Just this overdue rent bill.

d liquid assets

d liquid assets

d liquid assets

- Stan, we have to do something.

your brother-in-law, are you sure?

That lawyer, what's his name?

- Is my name important?

- Yes, he is.

can't find a rich investor?

Someone who can invest in theatre..?

- No, not yet..

d liquid assets

d liquid assets

d liquid assets

- Pain is real and authentic dramatic..

"Thar's life story"...

and family recently revolution days...

d liquid assets

d If you don't hide them, you will have to say

- Ah, dear sweet darling and her darling, innocent family.

Why only one pathos The drama critic has no prize.

- Pathos alone does not arise

for the rent money.

And without a theater,

All these are 900 pages. toilet paper..

- Bessie, you're talking. my job.

It's my masterpiece.

My hordes.

d liquid assets

- A monumental work, dramatic significance.

Shame on Tolstoy's bullshit.

- While Tolstoy was working on soap.

From McDonald's men's restroom.

- I wish a sexy young girl would come.

If Princess Anastasia played her part...

Then we can use it to find a rich sponsor..

- Yes, I advertised in the newspapers.

- That's a great idea, dear.

Imagine, an advertisement, a genius.

Fresh blood for the theatre.

long shoulder-length hair Like breasts..

Lips fiery and noble..

Sexy, hot, hysterical and nobility..

Ah, the theater would come alive�

with great performance.

Should I fuck her before rehearsal?

Or after rehearsal, fuck?

- Now, Miss Flater, please take this. the letter is very true.

Are you ready?

OK, we're getting started.

Dear Mr. Cashbox, I reviewed your tax case.

have the highest legal references,

There are some flaws I need to inform you.

Current tax procedures

from �� to five years go to prison..

- understand what we can do

never go home to make love

I know you love me but answer

whenever i talk about going to your home.

- Only one Change of scenery, Slimtits.

-You mean, Tired of your king bed?

and oriental rugs on the floor?

What about the original Rembrandts?

Or just you don't try to run

that old war ax of a theater critic, Billie Haggard?

- About Billie and me? What do you know

I think we kept a low profile

- Everyone knows you and Billie.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Your file is scheduled to arrive

Before Judge Hammond on the 15th,

and your taxes your thirst and drooling

so blatantly infringing a set of tax laws,

advice to you, pack your suitcase

Prepare for a long journey.

Miss Flater.

- a beautiful body like me?

- No, of course not, dear.

- Do you touch? are you like me?

- [Cashbox] No, no, no, Of course not.

But she...

if he had cut, he would have cut it, even he thought

I was with another woman.

-Can he kiss you? with love and passion?

- No, no.

(soft moan)

- This makes me feel so great

to feel you inside of me.

- That's it.

Let me get a little closer to you.

The boobs are like a little girl's very hard boobs

(moan)

- just for you.

They are for you.

- [Bank box] Mm.

Do you see how hard your nipples are getting?

Sweet little rosebuds.

- Oh, Cashbox.

I love you touch me with

- Gives me great pleasure too.

- Deeper.

Deeper.

(exhale)

Fuck me..

Oh great..

-My pussy sucks like a vacuum..

Uncle; Tight, wet and hot.

- His head is slipping inside me...

Your uncle is slipping so sweetly.

My dick is so cute in my pussy.. slipping wet..

I'm squirting in your pussy..

It's so great to fuck you. Your uncle's amazing top..

Oh, ah.

(moan)

-I can come to my senses when I eat a wound like that..

- The only way to get rid of it..

Could meet and arrange with Mr. Quimm

slater.

I am currently collecting taxes.

but at night I work independently

It sounds very familiar.

tax laws, with their complexities

you can be sure you will

Solve your tax gap problem.

that's why he held a meeting

tomorrow 8:00 pm

At Hindegren's restaurant.

Yours, really, et cetera, meat cetera, etc.

Note, please bring cash.

Got it all, Miss Flater?

Oh, Miss Flater.

Miss Flater, I can't stand it Now I want to put it on your uncle.

I'm dying to fuck your pussy Do not object.

Oh, I will fuck you.

I want your uncle.

She's smooth, cunt.. those who stayed made me less.

Your passion, your warmth.

Now I have to fuck your pussy..

Don't object...

p me, Flater.

You are so stimulating!

You never argue, you don't fight.

Take this scar and put it in your mouth right now

Oh, can you feel it, it's softened now.

Oh, take it deep.

This much.

Now up to the neck...

�well, such a long hit�.

Ooh, you're not arguing.

You just do what I tell you.

I love this fact about you.

Oh, well.

Back and in.

Oh, do you feel compelled?

Do you feel compelled?

This is good.

Wow.

Oh, you're so nice and moist,

and not a word came out of his mouth, I loved it.

You are wonderful.

You never fight, you never argue,

Ah!

Ah.

Ooh, I liked it.

My dick is getting nice and hard Now it's hot in your mouth.

Now I want to fuck you.

I want to shove my penis in your pussy. is it possible?

good.

Don't lose it.

Come here with me.

sit here and don't say a word.

Lean back.

I will put you on the table open your legs

stay with it.

Don't move.

you're losing your right my darling.

Alright.

I love you more as a blonde.

Ah.

How, is it okay?

good.

(moan)

Oh, I love this.

My penis is in your warmth, �wet cunt

It's getting harder to go and it gets harder.

do you like Missionary position?

I love myself.

I had a statement every day. to anywhere,

you are a perfect woman.

A loyal secretary.

I'm going to get inside your pussy.

Oh no, you won't be able to file a rape lawsuit.

You can't sue me.

i will put it right away your plug hole.

Don't move.

fuck your ass..

Come on come on come on.

Oh, take it.

I like you more as a brunette.

(moan)

I love to fuck your ass.

Pro Bono, ipso facto.

Don't say anything.

Are you having a good time?

good.

Oh, you feel my dick how hard

I will cum all over your back.

No problem, right?

You are a good girl.

(moan)

Are you ready?

(wheeze)

I'll take a few sips from you.

Do you mind?

i enjoy a little of that You will like it.

It helps you to ejaculate when I ejaculate.

Are you ready?

(returning)

(up-tempo music)

- Hello?

My name is Suzy and I came from Trotsville

for you to take a role, epic Part and War..

- God, I don't believe it.

We were looking for the angel we had.

Boy, welcome to the theater in New York.

My name is Stan Slavsky and this is My assistant, Bessie.

- Hi.

Just take your own hand.

- I know.

Now, the first thing you should do yourself

find a good manager.

There are Bene cards

The best manager in the world, Cyrus P..

See him as soon as possible.

- Alright.

- Stan, why don't we teach Bessie?

On behalf of Anastasia, The thar's favorite daughter?

And if you want, I will read A part of the har,.

- This is a great idea.

You see, Suzy.

my game takes place here Russia at last

the dark days of the great war.

Russia's blood has been shed.

You should read this chapter wonderfully. give pathos and deep emotion..

Start on page 506.

- Mama Tsarina, now they forced us

to the miserable peace treaty Breasta, Breastli.

- Chest cage.

I'm sorry dear.

It's not important, go ahead.

- What panties to wear.

Pink or blue?

He turns aside and faces the Tsarina.

� on she.

-He just read the stage setup

but look at those tits.

- Mencheviks sold us down the river.

i think blue is the best poor poor.

Rasputin loves blue and he fucked you

panties after last night left my bed.

- Um.

But Mama Tsarina said to me i couldn't escape

if I had not sinned first.

I sinned with him four times.

There twice, once among my little monsters.

-Cheers, you idiot.

Gyes.

- And once out of your ass.

What liver.

- Darling, you punk.

Beloved.

- But Mr. Slavsky says liver.

KARACYER.

- Never mind, my dear.

Go on.

-Anastasia, use your creativity

don't wait..

You should have been smarter.

How is it read and written? didn't we instruct you

- Yes, but mystical the goat Rasputin

instructed me as well as other subjects.

- No no no no.

how can you draw like this excellent text.

and my delicious words don't turn into such vulgarities,

you must understand give deeper meaning..

And you move like a ploughshare.

Here, let me show you as that you read the words.

this is how you move read the words.

this way.

-Mr Stan, do you need to hold my boobs?

My breasts are very sensitive.

- Don't milk, don't milk.

Just say the words and I Let me show you how to act.

- Mr. Stan, you you are squeezing my breast.

- Honey, for art, You have to make some sacrifices.

- You're so boring.

you will succeed black and blue.

- Oh, did I really hurt you?

Let me see.

- Mr. Stan, I'm not that kind of girl.

- Suzy, Suzy.

Just let me kiss and do better.

- No, you don't know.

I promised my father I'll be back in Trotsville

I will remain pure and clean.

- You want the role, right?

- Of course I want a role.

I am very, very talented.

high school english Even the teacher told me so.

- Okay okay.

Let me kiss your boobs.

- No.

Daddy said go back to Trotsville

- Well, you got the part.

You have the part.

-Touch me even if there's someone else there.

In the big city there is a lot of degeneracy

and i have to be careful

I shouldn't let my legs hurt

-did the bad girl hurt my poor Stan?

What a bad girl.

Al, help Bessie Stan.

Lets.

Yes, suck Bessie's soft boob.

That's right.

Yeah yeah. consolation..

Yes, suck Bessie's hard nipple.

It will make you feel better stan.

Yes, that's fine.

Lets.

- Oh, where does it hurt?

Come on baby.

i will fix it.

Now don't go to me.

Come on come on.

Let's see.

Here we are.

Don't move.

Don't move, baby.

Don't move.

No.

Damn, this isn't it.

Ah, right here, right here.

Don't move, don't move.

- Hello, manager Fillpots.

My name is Suzy and I from Trotsville.

- What happened?

- Well, I came to New York. To be a famous actress.

And I need a skilled New York lawyer to prepare a contract

for my first role With Mr. Stan Slavsky.

- Who, is he stupid?

- Yes.

It will make me a great star

in his epic game Piece and War.

That son of a bitch my brother-in-law

true this time. lost his marbles

- Hmm?

Did you say something?

- No, nothing, nothing.

Damn the tape won't play.

Damn.

- Look, I need a theater contract.

to be a big star and sue

I have a hundred dollars.

- Oh, well, in this case.

God, what a beautiful couple.

-Your dirty girl is gone now.

Ooh.

look at what the dirty girl did i zm you..

You like everything hard and hot.

Oh, poor Stan.

Bessie will make you feel better, OK?

I'm gonna put your dick in my mouth around my tongue.. I'll suck your balls.

(moan)

(wheeze)

It's Stan.

What a boring director.

- In that, in the drawer.

Latest model, theater contracts

-OK.

- No, no, no, no, dumbbells.

can't you see them all contracts

Is there a crack in this drawer?

Go to the next.

No, no, no, no.

Get down, get down.

No, jump, jump.

Get down, get down.

nice.

nice.

- Are these contracts?

- Yes, yes, let me see.

my eyes are bad,

so i have to read it from the beginning.

That's how I should read it.

The disease they told me is incurable

Well, that's better.

I can even see the first print from this position.

- Attorney Fillpots, you

are you squeezing my tits?

- Oh, yes, yes.

It cannot be denied.

I actually feel that we argue

the rest of your legal problems at dinner this evening...

I talk to my colleagues at dinner.

and I think that would be a good idea.

- Attorney Fillpots, this is me I'm not that kind of girl..

- Absolutely, this is..

Or we can always have a drink

later in my apartment..

And I must stay a virgin

and I shouldn't give it to anyone

you touched me there

And there are all kinds degenerates in the big city

and i have to watch out for them

For someone to cut my legs, I shouldn't let

(moan)

-Baby, oh sweetie...

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

-Oh, Cashbox. shock..

You brutally boring.

Fuck me, you animal.

Stop. shock...

Keep fuckin' me.

(moan)

No.

We are on top

-Oh, so sweet in my fucking pussy..

Sock your wound, baby.

-I fuck you, baby.

To your uncle, isn't it?

-Yes. put it in well

Oh yes.

I wish you were fucked earlier...

- Oh yes.

-Oh, you are the most boring.

Oh, Cashbox.

Hey, don't stop, darling.

You are the stud.

keep sticking it in my pussy.

Oh dear.

-Oh, sweet uncle.

How is my wound?

-Fantastic.

(moan)

my fucker..

-I'm feeling deep in my pussy.

Oh, Billie.

Oh, nice.

Oh, is it good for you?

- My pussy is flying with pleasure..

-Damn, I'm going to ejaculate Billie.

-Not right away.

Fuck me.

Oh dear.

-Oh yes.

Yes.

(moan)

- My hero.

(moan)

You don't love me anymore.

- Oh, Billie.

I will, I will.

You know this.

- You used to fuck me a lot.

What made you lose interest?

don't lie to me.

There's another woman, isn't there?

- how do you water my love make me something like this?

- Easily.

You have a scar, don't you?

- Oh, come on.

it was a game last night.

you just skimmed it all these were Broadway plays.

for the Daily Rag it means you are

You may not believe me..

-You used to bounce more often..,

Now your dick is going down right now...

So from fucking other pussy, You don't have energy for me.

I'm a woman, I understand.

that you don't love me anymore.

your scar is on my uncle while you fuck me.. But your head is elsewhere...

- Joyful.

I love you I love you!

I just this little problem in my head.

I may need to get away for a while.

�� to five years.

a small dispute with the tax office.

- Just five years?

What will I do without a dick,

It means you are away for a lifetime.

- Hey, uh...

You know, I'm in the 99% tax bracket.

I used to sell shoes

In front of Bloomingdale.

But there is hope.

There is still hope.

- A fast plane to Argentina?

- Oh, Billie.

I could never leave you.

You know this.

No, Fillpots, my lawyer,

I arranged for a meeting with Mr. Quimm..

He is a tax expert.

Someone who knows tax laws,

do you have space from him. we will chat

As a matter of fact, I I better go.

Quimm doesn't like to be kept waiting.

The hourly rate is expensive.

- I wonder where he's been

- Don't worry.

He said it will be nine o'clock here,

He will be here at nine o'clock.

I bet you can arrange it.

- Excuse me, sir.

Now your table is ready.

Sorry for the delay,

but this is one of the busiest days.

Please follow me.

-Oh, my savior at last.

- Sit down, sit down.

Mr. Cashbox, it's my pleasure. I introduce you.

Rufus P. Quimm, tax gap expert, excellent.

Complex, difficult calculations.

Lord of the multi-notebook.

The hero of the secret account.

I want you to know after a long time

and boring neat deep studies,

meticulous research

personal financial problems,

Taksimus Maximus, we call it,

Mr. Quimm dug extraordinary skill,

The debts increased along the interest rates.

But he found a solution.

which this brilliant mind found.

Frankly, I think he even called himself.

isn't it?

- Wait a minute.

Taximus Maximus, what is it?

- What is he talking about?

- That's a technical term, Mr.

This means tax officers are after you.

- Tell me something I don't know.

Sorry.

This is Miss Slimtits.

I help with the theatre.

He's making good jokes..

Big claims.

Great delivery, moves well.

And...

- Oh, this is Suzy.

- I just like old men.

Muscular men are drooling.

- Now Mr. Quimm explain ipso facto

Explain my recommended solution.

your problemcas taxicalogus,

you have it, Mr. Cashbox.

Go ahead, Quimm.

- We're getting somewhere now.

- First, I don't need to tell you, Mr.

we need such legal loopholes.

But you need to be able to see..

However, I think I found one.

And here Fillpots give me his money He said he had no purpose.

I was saving it for a rainy day,

but it looks a little cloudy.

- All right, tell me what happened.

Why don't we just exchange umbrellas?

- Oh.

This one theater is taxable,

the lowest income is calculated

In the short fiscal period, diminishing returns are possible.

Yes.

Ultimately, this is how you'll do it

Show less income..

-Is it good?

- And so you're out of jail.

-This is good.

- This is good.

- Exactly.

Now let's elaborate on this issue. histrionic adventure.

Have you heard of theater director Stan Slavsky?

Operates a playhouse off Broadway

It's called the Theater Hysterium.

Closed, closed, too far from Broadway.

Actually he is perfect where we need it.

Cozy, friendly, humid.

That special atmosphere we are looking for

Early dungeon.

- Yeah yeah.

- Slavsky is also a screenwriter.

Name: "Tsar's Revolution" and War,

An exciting drama about the Russian revolution.

Of course it will be the biggest theater for decades it was a disaster,

It will bring you big tax cut

in the taxi driver's annals, Chapter 11.

Get the picture?

- Alright.

okay i'll take it now.

I'm making this laugh game in a dilapidated theatre,

I want to be away from bombs and jail..

- Mr. Cashbox. the best plan,

my knowledgeable colleague and I we will be with you.

these grapes..

it will save you from financial troubles.

It's a real blow.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

are you so sure will this work?

- Tootsie Lamarr.

- Oh, how stupid I am.

Certainly.

What is Tootsie Lamarr?

- Worst female player.

Actually she is the worst actress in the world.

worst female player in this country.

Worst female actress since Mata Hari.

- Mata Hari was shot.

- Tootsie's halfway through.

He is noisy, he is rude, he is clumsy,

In this country, he was expelled from everywhere.

Pinocchio matinee since childhood

which sat on the puppet's naked face.

- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

Let's talk more.

Let's talk more.

I understand.

Sounds scary.

I already love him.

Tell me something.

exactly why, incompetent, impulsive player?

- It wasn't difficult.

She is my sister.

- All right, guys.

Deal me in.

Make the arrangements and let's get started.

oh.

oh my god.

what happened?

Poor kid.

I'm very sorry.

I'm very sorry.

- Mr. Fillpots, I'm not that kind of girl.

- Meet me at the office tomorrow

we can forward fundus currency

and sign the required documents.

- Yeah yeah.

sign the papers.

Just don't worry.

- Wow, I just like old men.

- Good evening, gentlemen.

- Gray right.

My father was an old man.

- This is Judiciary...

The dumbest judge never goes to the bench.

-My father was an old man.

At least I think so.

I wonder if he's wearing a truss.

Her stings, maybe appealing

(clears throat)

(a potion)

- I, me, me, me.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Alright.

One-um, two-um, ��-um, four-um.

Next, sign the legalis document.

so we can start

fundus died is put into operation.

- Alright.

- Very, very good.

put the stamp.

There you go.

- This should work.

You know, Quimm's leak worked. and outside, Fillpots.

indeed. I must deliver to you,

The man is a genius.

- I knew it would happen.

I knew you would.

- But it's weird, you do you understand what i said?

-Quimm What's so weird?

He and I are like twins

nothing strange for me

- You must be Quimm's brother.

- Yes.

- Famous actress.

- Yes, you are quite right.

This is my sweet.

Out of actresses, I fuck best.

The problem is that the New York producers, always sucking dick

They won't know the difference between

with a hot donkey ass fresh cunt difference.

- Honey, no slang!

you have to be careful.

There is a customer..

i am a respected person law firm here

- Ah, reptile lawyers.

I'm telling you, they cost me dear

They are always tricksters, cheats.

- Lamarr, listen.

Can you speak a little more politely?

You're not on the stage now

We are talking about something vital.

- Yes I know.

I know, I know, I know, I know.

I got the best fucking scenario in the world

His balls and dick licking scene..

unless you got me to bail you out

and your piece of shit comes out.

- I don't agree with you, kindly.

Play "The Revolution of God".

- Oh great.

can i fuck him

- Who?

- C'mon, you scumbag!

- sa.

Fillpots, you close the windows.

they can hear it from the street.

-You know, you have the sexiest elevator in the world..

Elevators really turn me on.

they all move up and down.

And it makes my vagina so hot and wet.

Then I get so horny.

At this moment, I had a hard dick attack..

-No, no.

- How is this?

- The windows are open..

Not here..

Jesus Christ.

Fillpots, do we really need this?

This woman and they're gonna get us

with an accusation of immorality.

- You better accept it.

Quimm's brother.. you mustn't hurt him

-Hey, are you going to talk? Or will you fuck?

- Oh, Miss Titsie, Tootsie.

To offer you a role We invited you here.

I want you in this game.

There is a great role for you.

- Role?

did you say role?

Would you like to see? My sweet tits?

What?

I don't shake anyone.

If you want to give me a few dollars

After making love to me, that's all.

Listen, I'll fuck for free.

- No no no no no no.

That won't be necessary, Miss Lamarr.

This will not be necessary.

You are highly recommended.

We would like to see you there.

- Hey!

What kind of choice is this?

Are you an amateur?

Didn't I go to the auditions?

Is it okay without fucking the producer?

I mean, it's part of the art world.

-We really...

I really...

Do I have to fuck this lady?

-As your legal counsel

I strongly suggest you fuck.

Quimm will do our job. Don't hurt Quimm's brother..

You can make a sofa.

Have fun.

-Okay okay.

What do we have here?

Oh, that's a top-notch Dick first time i see this..

And believe me honey, I I saw a lot.

I'll blow it up here

I throw 100 tongue blows per minute.. Let's start with the head first.

-And you, baby.

- Oh... so good�

Oh, Miss Tootsie.

You don't really have to do this, you know.

You're in the game.

You don't understand.. I have a scar attack.

-If someone doesn't fuck me at this moment.. My sugar is rising.

This has nothing to do with the game.

Not that I want your stinky play role

Fuck your theater..

But I want a hard dick. I want a scar.

-You better fuck him..

her brother will take care of you.

-Yes. you're right

(Tootsie howls)

-Miss Tootsie, she's kind of nice..

I mean, too much savagery is unnecessary.

(Tootsie howls)

Miss Tootsie, please.

-Oh yes.

-How are you, baby?

You are sick, aren't you?

- Miss Tootsie, please.

- Shall I fuck you too?

Look at yourself.

Just look at you.

-Well, come to your senses..

-Come on honey. i am dumb..

Come on, fuck me.

Come on, put your wound in my pussy..!

-Anything you have to say, Mrs. Sweetheart.

Ooo..! Your pussy looks good.

OK.

-Push the wound well..! Come on come on.

Come on I'm waiting. put your dick in

Oh yes.

-Wait, 1 minute.

My regiment.

(Come on now)

(up-tempo music)

- Come on.

-You kept quiet yourself, huh?

I'll try a little word to mouth.

Lets!

He ld.

I think I killed him.

(crying)

-Come on, fuck me.

The dick is great.

-Ooh..! Shock..! Shock..!

Send wound...

OOohh.! Ah..!

-I know.

The black one.

Lets.

- Miss Tootsie, how are you?

- Yeah yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yes.

Stylish..! Stylish.! Stylish..!

-He died.

I killed him.

(crying)

You just have to understand.

He stopped fucking.

It was a justified murder.

I didn't want to.

- [Tootsie] Yeah.

Ooh.

Ooh.

(Tootsie howls)

(moan)

- Miss Tootsie. Did he come?

OK.

Did you come to yourself?.

-Now I suppressed my dick crisis a little bit.

I will take the role.

Son, you two really know how it is.

Ah.

- Pimps, pornographers, prostitutes.

The government of this country was entrusted to them.

these are open waters.

behind thick iron bars.

They should stay locked up forever.

Throw the key.

Pimps, prostitutes, pornographers.

they pollute the Holy Land,

Their perverted American family unit it destroys.

Fantastic.

The law is very clear about pimps

Let's pray for the beautiful virgin.

they are pure and innocent. It destroys all of them.

They sell it on the streets.

20 years heavy.

Law's stance on prostitutes is clear.

Prostitutes are immoral women crossing the road

Our lands are husbands and fathers.

the court imprisoned them in me

this is very humiliating.

10 years each, counting

very good.

A little right.

Pornstars are the worst.

Dirty books and magazines.

Movies that brag with these gene bodies.

if I could. I would lock them

And this is my sworn duty

true justice of the law.

over and over again endless war..

against perverse secrets filling the darkest,

our wet dicks

These people suck life

This is good.

this is great to be responsible judge.

You must spread the truth over a wide area.

and wield the sword of justice.

Every day more difficult task awaits

It's harder and harder.

And years later in the countryside punishment, teaching,

rebuking the filth of the earth,

it all comes down to it.

Come come.

Come.

(wheeze)

-One of you old men there is always a lot.

-Legislative social behavior in this society

This is a sticky situation.

I'm done with my word.

-Did I ever tell you

I was mortally impressed.

-I can tell exuberantly, Bessie.

I can throw it in my sleep.

For example, say the character from any game.

- Crazy Goat Rasputin.

- Excellent choice.

rasputin

I am an experience.

there�.

Here is our Rasputin.

- Where?

- Hey..! my man.!

Hey..! my man.!

You are going on a glorious journey

to a new world.

- Rasputin, huh?

- He'll need a goat's robe.

We should buy him clothes.

will go from these things to vodka.

it will work.

I can guide everyone.

Trust Me.

Am I wrong?

- Always.

(both laughing)

-It's a real shame, I'm telling you.

(people chatting)

- Be quiet.

Silence.

Silence!

good.

Let's get started now.

We will get it from zar.

everyone.instead

Oh, there's the Ukrainian sun rose in the dark day.

The villagers grumble.

- That's all, beet soup.

i'm bad too.

But here is your base loyal peasant subjects

to let you know how people really feel it.

- Come.

Come to me.

Do not be afraid of me.

I am your wife.

This is your Tsarina.

And this is our beautiful weather daughter Tsarishna.

I count them all faithful like my children...

Mine.

- Tsardines?

- You be quiet.

(laughs)

- It's even worse than I thought.

- It's not believable.

- Keep up with the times. childish, you seem

Are the peasants revolting?

- No, sir.

-Help me Defending Mother Russia?

- I'd be honored to serve, sir.

- Pope zar, Mencheviks they are at the back door,

and the Bolsheviks, at the front door,

and the Litvaks await their turn.

- Huh.

Our armies will repel them.

We will flank them and cut off their backs.

- Did you cut their backs?

Sounds Greek to me. (groans)

- Come.

And what does the visionary Mad Monk do? Does Rasputin have to guess?

- Hey, look.

This is rose.

Have you seen something like this?

(laughs)

-I should have a drink.

- No no no no!

This never happens.

We should take a break.

I must have time to compose

Take a break folks.

Five minutes.

- And I said to him,

honey, if you can't fuck it will be useless.

- Fillpots, you know that?

Drinking job.

- You see.

As promised, Cashbox, The decrease in working capital...

..will speed up your tax payment to lose a lot.

You lost a quarter of a million dollars

only at rehearsals.

there is a legal deadline for this.

- Hey listen.

Right now between my fingers. I can feel the opportunity

Are you kidding me?

I am at home.

I defeated the government.

(laughs)

I'm not in jail..

Hey hey hey hey

-Let's run we're starting again..

This time with enthusiasm.

(tense music)

(female shorts)

- Why, Mr. Quimm.

How nice to see you again.

I was coming from rehearsal at the theatre.

From the role I played in the game "The Revolution of God".

I never expected to see you here.

- uh...

i like to do night walks in the neighborhood.

- Oh.

Well then, I guess this is lucky night

Because I wanted to talk to you.

I was very impressed with the information in the restaurant.

I told myself

This guy can really help

Boss returned to Trotsville.

You see, she has a problem

Government's Agricultural Subsidy Programme.

- Listen, he's not here.

Look, it's cold in here

I have a house in the corner.

(tense music)

- You have a beautiful place.

- Thank you.

I do my best.

You know, you wouldn't believe

but american people most

The wasteful people on earth.

They throw everything.

you won't believe

but everything in this apartment is in floor

one of the things i found in the neighborhood...

I've done perfectly useful things.

Perfectly used.

corruption in our society.

- Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Quimm.

But about your father's tax problem.

You understand.

- Oh, we'll talk about that later.

But first, do you want to relax

a little more comfort.

(Suzy drinks)

- [Suzy] You see, your father said, which.

- Wait a minute, Suzy.

Let me go over these numbers.

Ah.

look at that.

Open error.

open.

Any fool could see it.

- Did you see, when did your father say?

- Now if we just get into theses numbers in this column here

and transfer this file here.. and Get a file form 563216B.

and then in local area..

your father doesn't just save your farm,

but he can get payment from the state 9,888,985 cents to him.

Five cents.

how can i do such mistake?

I've never done this before.

Six cents.

Suzy, you've become a very, very rich woman.

If you let me handle this.

- Mr. Quimm, I'm not that kind of girl

-No.

-And my father is back in Trotsville says

When the right man comes, I'll know right away

and that I should stay a virgin..

This feels very, very good.

Ah.

no one could touch me.

Oh, you touch me

(up-tempo music)

(moan)

It's actually very good..

Why are you pulling my leg..

And where are you pushing me?

Something is coming in..

I wasn't going to open my legs...

Did you cross my legs?

It's so beautiful.....

Your big thick wound, put it in my hot wet pussy..!

(Ohh.!)

I feel your dick head..

(Ooh..!)

Yarra�n, it feels so good.

Your big, hot wound is inside of me I feel your vibration.

I feel like you're getting in and out of my uncle.

inside, outside.

It's very beautiful. go on.

My pussy is starting to water..

Your dick is so slippery on my pussy...

Insert it deeper. please..!

(OOohh.! Inhh)

-I wonder what he would like.

to silence him.

(exhale)

(moan)

-Oh, By. cashbox.

Oh, Cashbox.

your dick in my pussy, I see it as an honor.

(moan)

You are a very important man.

An idol of the theater...

I have an art scar like you on my uncle.. a great honor..

-Oh, no.

Yes.

-Oh, Cashbox.

-She is the nobility of your pussy.. my dear

- Very rich and famous..

- You gave me that honor.

do you like my dick my dear

-I've never had such a dick in my life before.

(moan)

Oh yes.

Amm ok..

my pussy ok

rubbing my clit

-And when I come back and so round.

Is he going to your house?

-Oh, Uncle is so happy..

Don't get your dick out of my pussy.

I'm flying in the air

Don't do that.

- Oh yes. - Give me a wound..

-Oh, your pussy just got even more slippery.

I'm going to smack..

No. No.. No.

Do not be selfish.

-Don't get your scar out of my way.

-Oh, that's just for a moment.

Please.

�it.

be patient dear

i will fuck it again..

Yes.

Yes.

- [Ruda] Ah, Dick..

- Oh yes.

Yes.

(moan)

Oh yes.

(moan)

(up-tempo music)

(remove mushrooms)

- Now I understand why Billie Haggard writes

Such terrible criticism for his article.

probably a fiasco.

(laughs)

I even asked him to write your name.

- Thank you very much, dear.

I've always admired a smart woman.

However, I didn't know Billie.

- Cashbox, darling, you didn't do anything..

- Did I ever tell you? how much am i enjoying

your theater critics, Ruda?

Your writing style has such a class, dear.

And it's like a breath we can't take..

Every new game is a complete disaster.

- I'll put my signature in the comments. Ruda Barrel,

About the education system, I want everyone to know that..

in the audience going to the theater

theater producers also have labor.

My contribution to this is huge.

- Exactly my dear.

you are a real conscious audience at the same time..

Aren't you the audience that goes to the theater too?

(laughs)

- You're right.

I'm telling the truth that.. The arts cannot profit!

from their poor quality plays and productions.

- Wow..! Wow..!

You are not empty either.

- Only for Billie Haggard Writing for the Daily Rag

and they are one greater circulation,

doesn't mean everyone He doesn't read my reviews either.

- No..

Just like that.

I read your comment every day.

- Why don't you throw away that old bag?

I can take care of you much better.

- I can do that.

After the game, it opens tomorrow night

I thought I would make certain arrangements

keep it between the two of us.

Actually why can't we start

Our current little relationship.

As I stated earlier, the game I produced

opens tomorrow night and I thought.

- What is this?

are you bribing me

So, am I going to give good comments to your game?

- No, it's a fee, not bribery.

- That's a goddamn bribe.

And do you know?

Well, anything can happen in this art.

You fucked my brain

you give me money and i have a good comment on your game...

- No, Ruda, it's me.

- Listen.

Your game will get the worst review.

The worst is the comment I wrote earlier.

I didn't write..

- I'll kill that bastard!

- Once again.

- Out of my way!

- What will I do?

What will I do?

He shouldn't see me here. It will cost me.

- Bathroom, bathroom.

Take your clothes and hide.

I know that, motherfucker

he fucks another woman there..

-Please, don't make me do this stop being a gentleman

You have no right to enter there.

- I'll cut your balls!

I will kill the cat!

-Mr. Cashbox, the most distressing situation.

if you open that door

please don't force

- Okay, Cashbox.

Where is he?

- Who is he, dear?

Who do you mean?

- Don't be silly, you scumbag.

Now, where is he?

- Are you saying there is someone here?

Who do you see in this room other than me?

- I smell another woman.

If I learn this,

I'll cut your balls off and put them in your mouth.

- Billie, why would I fuck another woman?

While you are there.?

- Since you have a dick too..

- I've proven this in the past..

- Then prove it to me again.

Now, fuck me..!

- Oh no.

I have a very busy schedule. my dear

Do you realize what time it is?

- Now. you will fuck..!

- Oh, you just want so much.

You need a little bit of a bite to eat.

Prepare a small snack.

If that dick doesn't rise now...

- Right now.

-A videotape, let's open it..

It's a small movie.

- Right now.

Listen, Cashbox.

If you don't give a fuck.. So you fucked another pussy..

then you will prove now to me.

I will make this very clear.

you will perform

Let's see how many posts you can fuck..

You're going to fuck me until my pussy bleeds..

If you can't fuck like I want.. I will complain to the tax office.

and you're in jail right away.

So, now you're gonna fuck me

You are reluctant, as if you fucked someone else.

- Oh, I'll do my best.

(voicing)

- Any movement?

I'll start writing the review.

- No, no, no.

Wait wait...

My dick is about to get up...

-Am I doma..?

opening the new season The most remarkable game.

- Spread your legs a little...

little left. My wound started to lift.

Yes.

-Called "Tsar's Revolution" and In an extraordinary way...

..new playwright� Stan Slavsky.

(moan)

-I told you..My scar is gone..

Don't worry.

Does this feel good?

-Some of the episodes are Broadway standards, though..

it had some flaws.

My darling, that's right there..

(moan)

Um, lick harder.

Run your tongue in it...

Ah, that's right there...

(moan)

innovation.

Suck your pussy's lips..!

innovative approach

(moan)

An original theatrical work, brought

Are you there, Cashbox?

(moan)

Can we see your scar?

Wow..! Look at Yarra..!

(moan)

(laughs)

Yes, you removed the scar.

- I'm "Fuck you.!" I said.

Yes.

- Very good yours.

I can even feel your stones..

Oh, Cashbox.

I watered you unfairly.

So you didn't fuck another pussy..

Otherwise you couldn't fuck me like this..

Ah, fuck me more...

my uncle will get enough of his wound..

- Narrow and fiery life's wetland,

It slides in your dick.

Yes.

(laughs)

- I will write the worst comment.

you have never written a play like this..

the worst rag ever.

any criticism so far had to endure.

Shoot more, shoot more..

- Are you choking?

- It's almost time..

- Yes.

- I'm going to drown.

(wheeze)

- Bod., Billie.

Bo�al., Billie

- My darling.

My darling.

(moan)

(laughs)

- There.

Maybe now give me a Take a short break, dear.

- Oh, yes dear.

My precious darling.

Listen, listen.

I'm just going to wash myself a little.

Fix myself.

I will use the bathroom.

- Absolutely, absolutely. it is not possible.

No, no bathroom!

You cannot enter the bathroom.

No..

No, No..

- Why not?

- Well, the plumbing Of course it's broken.

- Is the plumbing broken?

What are you talking about Is the plumbing broken?

- Please, don't go in there.

It's not safe.

- Not safe for whom?

i will find out who you are you are fucking

He is hidden.

Ah.

Joyful?

you bitch.

Did you fuck this back,

but you had to fuck Cashbox.

I will fuck you.

I will fuck you both.

I will call your editor

tomorrow on the street.

What about you?

you will go to jail.

I'm gonna fuck your fake tax.

so help me

- Some people just can't take a joke.

(up-tempo orchestral music)

- [Female] I'm so hard on my mom Russia and the whole army.

This is my area of ​​expertise.

- I'm a consultant, for my people.

I'm talking to them.

I am not a sphinx.

- I always knew something The Sphinx is here.

Now I know.

(people booing)

(people chatting)

- Let's go home.

Let's get out of here.

-Come back for the second act.

You must be crazy.

- Absolutely the best.. art game of the century.

you must understand that we

a truly new art theater for the first time.

jitter data.

- Oh, please.

This is Billie Haggard.

A famous critic on Rag.

- Oh, really?

- Beneath it all pathos is a comedy.

you can't take this seriously.

It's all a big joke.

- He's right.

I think he's right.

It used to be funny.

(opens the door)

- Yeah yeah.

Come in, come in.

Oh, Suzy, it's you.

- Mr. Slavsky,

I thought I couldn't be an actor.

- Boy, what made you miss?

- To tell the truth,

I think the audience didn't like me in the first act.

-Don't cry.

It only takes a little time to convince the audience.

Wait until the second act.

This is your big stage.

you will feed them from your hand.

- Mr. Slavsky, I think I can.

So, it's ready for it. I don't think I am

- Just the excitement of the wedding night.

There is nothing to worry about.

- I'm hot and nervous.

What are you doing?

- I'm sending you as a child

and you come back as a star.

- Oh.

- To me...

To me Slavsky is great American playwright.

- Yeah, you're right.

You are always right.

- You know, it's a brilliant idea.

(moan)

- Oh, Mr. Slavsky.

I have so much admiration for you.

- You will always be recognized as a big star.

- It's been great.

Actually, Mr.Quimm's.

I hope it will be good for my excitement..

(moan)

I feel better already.

i feel i can

- Amateurs, amateurs.

O Allah, protect me from the world of amateurs.

(moan)

Even is forever.

- Well, maybe forever,

but I'm about to cum right now.

(opens the door)

- Mr. Slavsky, second Curtain. it's starting..

The curtain is rising.

- Let them wait.

We're fucking here.. let them wait

- But the second act is starting

I will go there as a child and I will be a star and try..

- But, Suzy.

you can't leave me inside this situation.

This is humanity.

- Mr. Slavsky, our priority in the theatre..

That the show must go on.

- Oh, crazy.

Too much information is a dangerous thing.

- I can't wait for the second act.

(people chatting)

- Hello, Assistant Team.

Citizenship duty, I'll report an obscene game

Now a play.

At the Hysterium Theatre.

That's right.

Nudity, sex acts, at nine o'clock,..

Send a patrol car.

Better yet, send the wagon.

(people laugh)

- The White Russian armies will set us free

from the village secrets.

It's just a matter of time.

- Yeah, it's just a matter of time

Until I fix that pussy of yours.

- Red Armies they are pulling out.

- Yes, just carded.

-Hark, I think I heard �arina is approaching.

-You are here.

great prophecy, Russian Rasputini,

He just made a guess.

kyil will stay Loyal to zar.

Hey, idiot.

You forgot to pack your pants.

- What are you doing?

(people laugh)

(passing)

- Ah, that judgment, Executioner.

Executioner is his name.

That's right, Judge Hangman.

You better take it with you declare the game obscene

before raiding the theatre.

my name?

Oh, Alvin Framertas.

Haggard, you want to cheat. Huh?

- Bring me my love, villagers.

Let me hear your devotions with my own ears.

- Yes sir.

Ah, beloved king of the Russians.

I've just been ruined by old men.

-What are you doing?

Stick to the script.

Don't touch my stuff, please.

Mother Russia is always from here embrace it guys.

Come to me, Anastasia.

Come and let me hold your breath.

The script is open.

Cossacks are knocking on the door..

- Oh, Pope zar.

Let them come in.

- Oh, that kind of show.

Wow.

I did this in Peoria and got arrested.

- Well, the great Russian prophet Rasputin

do you have to say this?

What will be the fate of the Russian people?

Subject: Rasputin.

talk.

- Ma'am, please.

Can I have some peace and quiet?

I want to enjoy my drink.

I should go.

- Hey.

Honey, you can't go like this.

Really professional.

- wait until revolution comes.

That's man. until.will give.

- Look at yourself, precious flower of masculinity.

Where should I try your masculinity?

Man, just like you said steep.

- God, not in this scenario.

feeling of speaking?

(people laugh)

(moan)

(up-tempo orchestral music)

-You're doing brutal things to me, Suzy.

Bells and sirens when I fuck you, I hear

(whistling)

(Siren is sounding)

- I declare the game mentioned above it was completely obscene.

From all games and movies i saw

In the 50 years I spent in the reserve shed,

this is the worst immorality..

Those who commit adultery in public.

No shame.

Worst fucking case.

Actors, actresses now than ordinary prostitutes..

using the theater as a guise.

..to show off their obscene performances.

- Hello, Judge Executioner.

glad you came Let's see our performance..

- Hello, Miss Slimtits.

On the other hand, sex among people who love

can be considered as one a great work of art.

We must learn to discriminate among immoral acts

and a nice game like this

by saving social value.

d liquid assets

d Attorney Fillpots says you should invest

d At something doomed to fail

d It will help you dispose of

d Cashbox says they will call me fake

d Who is interested in art and when? you need tax deduction

do something scary like d rk Broadway play

d Sure to shut down on daylight

d liquid assets one day i will pick you up

d If you don't hide them, you will have to say

d If you walk on Easy Street

d Pay attention to where you are keep your feet upright

d because money can send you higher

d A wolf in the hair of a lamb

d liquid assets one day i will pick you up

d If you don't hide them, you will have to say

d End�