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about towns like Google Briscoe I'm not
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interested in all that's all
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my god
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lie down
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um I'm Kevin Gina
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surprise I'm just just thought I'm
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worry about I'm clean
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the cedars-sinai emergency room has Pat
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I'll call you an uber
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cars here thanks do you want company now
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you've done enough I'm really sorry
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hey Kevin it's Gino 00:07:24,150
I shit but I'll get over it do you have
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my keys hey do you want to stay for a
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drink
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I should go my treat it's the least I
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can do
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I've been in your situation before the
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last thing you want to do is be alone
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like telling my parents that I had
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contracted HIV they'd be heartbroken for
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sure they'd also think I'm a hole and no
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always nobody can't
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he would be good the anemone or thank
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God gee yeah
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so you know any Korean songs no my
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parents are from Taiwan is everyone here
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Korean yeah 00:09:48,680
that's that's that's great
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yeah nerve-wracking I mean I feel like
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my whole life is light up to this point
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to Gino and the journey ahead come back
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come back let's take a picture okay I
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can go 00:10:44,530
didn't think I was gonna be Asian
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that's what happens when you refuse to
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send the face pic do you know your
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thumbs up you pick this one just change
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it to the next one oh you have to say
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my
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[Laughter]
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some 00:12:21,920
actively seek it out okay so I grew up
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in the neighborhood that was always at
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schools the kids would call me ching
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chong a Chinese boy karate kid
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so if I wanted to have any friends I had
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then it started turning into this agent
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pick
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just wouldn't go away it started
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affecting my entire life
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it's like you know that movie Skyfall
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Adele sang the theme song so yes there's
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this part with 00:13:39,270
well my first Asian boyfriend was
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Japanese he told me to just go to
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Koreatown and eat so that's what I did
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first I learned the food then the
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language cuz you got to know how to
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order it 00:14:10,640
T and agents who grew up there they're a
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different race yes they're they're
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self-confident well adjusted and they
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won't last all night granted we got off
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there pretty traumatic sorry but now I'm
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having a great time and I think it's you
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just something about you that makes me
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feel safe
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are you married 00:15:55,510
to be in a relationship I never asked to
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be in relationship is this because of
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that pit you're trying to fill maybe I
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just like to have sex no commitments no
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attachments I've tried open
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relationships 00:16:37,110
yeah I can't explain that but for me
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it's different yeah well your definition
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of intimacy is ridiculous it is you've
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I just I wanted to get that out there
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I wanted to manage your expectations
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some new boots again it's a dish that
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was actually meant to right here in
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Koreatown by mother of three in the
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1990s the dish became so popular that
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the Korean tourists actually took it
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great I'm sure of it I don't know I've
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been in LA for three years and nothing
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which is disappointing because I heard
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that the gates here actually date Asians
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being and then he backpedaled with you
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know what I meant I let it go cuz we
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were at work but now I'm thinking I
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shouldn't have
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anyway I'm preaching to the choir you're
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acutely aware of 00:20:09,399
it's our contempt for driving crosstown
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is that why you slept with me cuz might
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as well it doesn't matter we're not on a
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date then answer the question you've
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sitting across the table from a man who
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just fucked you but doesn't want to date
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you okay I call bullshit you rejected me
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as soon as you saw my Korean face but I
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the point is that would have never
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happened if you sell my face pic right
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I used to be like you
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all my boyfriends and girlfriends were
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white 00:21:46,669
looked like me I could love myself
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well now you know why I wanted to kiss
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you
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you'll soon know
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I wish we met under different
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circumstances like five years into the
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future when I'm ready to settle so
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because they've never met the North
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Koreans Oh maybe you'll discover you
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have an identical twin like in that
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documentary twisters and then you have
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this real-life alternate timeline
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