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It's spring break. We got some serious potting to do.

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With the pen, anyone's spring break, Olympics.

We did!

Don't believe everything you hear. Warsing.

You're mine. Wow.

The female bites his head off.

That is kind of romantic.

You keep score as you score.

It's can't keep.

I like it.

You're the only one for me.

What can I say? It's my sentimental streak.

I can't explain.

What's a sore-back and peddle broken heart?

Very poetic.

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What minute to go now before the end of 1999?

The end of the centuries.

The end of everything you're like it.

What?

James, you're being silly.

Am I? Am I really?

And how do you know?

Just each whole year, do you think it's going to happen?

This whole Y2K thing is ridiculous.

What? The hell does my stupid ass brother know?

The whole world is coming to an end-lay lot.

And you both think it's ridiculous?

It's ridiculous, world.

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What do you say we go out with the bang?

There's no one else I'd rather be like.

What if close down?

Come here.

Here we go.

Here I go.

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Oh.

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You finished?

What?

I had to finish before her.

Before me?

What?

It's thousands.

Oh my god.

What?

See? No big bang.

Excuse me.

Okay, what big bang?

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You know what I'm sorry for, uh, you're so sorry.

You're so sorry.

Come into the world.

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If you want me to be part of your story book

You should rewrite some lines

and say, "What's on your mind?"

Oh, I will pray to what you feel

how you hide 'em cause it could be real

how you worry that eventually you will give 'em

Tell me what you're thinking about how to say, "Give a light to hear your voice"

Oh, I will...

Oh, I will pray to what you feel

How you hide 'em

Oh, I will pray to what you feel

Oh, I will pray to what you feel

James, James, what? The cake needs changing

So, I can't throw any of it

What are these for?

Johnson's Bar

You gave me 50 bucks to do it?

Really? So, what's so important is to rub our nose as you

Come to Dick Johnson Saturday night and get some

and our super secret specialise

Sounds awesome, huh?

Hey, maybe if you're not doing anything, maybe you and I could, huh?

And what if it turns out to be stickier dick at a blender night?

What do you have that?

Cool! Wait, what did I say?

Oh, Zach, just the man I need

Aren't you going to answer that phone?

It's just voice, probably the novel again and again and again

Anyways, Zach, don't throw little James Bond action

Martinie's and hot chicks, sure

If we're going to make a success at this place, we have to stop

We know him way

She means Dick Johnson, it's called a plan words

I knew that

We have to stop him from stealing all our business

I mean, his bar might be better in terms of everything

Do you know what's really going to give him the heads up?

Special events

Johnson's bar is holding a big special event this Saturday

What kind of event?

Oh, no, that's what I don't know

It's supposedly a secret

That's why we need our resident James Bond here

What do you want me to do?

Oh, it's not what?

It's who?

What?

I never mind, just listen

A couple years ago, Dick Johnson hooked up with this totally airhead

Name's Brianna

Go to the bank

My name's more important to you than sex isn't it?

Sure

My name is next petja, the cuddle afterwards

Brianna, I don't speak, save your energy

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Are you still playing that stupid game?

It's all about the one I stands can

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(Sigh)

So, I was thinking about Saturday

(Sigh)

What about it?

Oh

I was thinking maybe we could have like a second date

Well, let's see how the first one goes shall we?

What's so special about Saturday

Nothing, just let's do what you've had

What kind of event?

I can't tell you, it's...

It's top secret

Oh, come on

Let me whisper it to you

What is top secret?

That's it

It's so, it's now

Just like Dixet

Dixet doesn't know Dixet

I know

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That's it

The big

Stacey

Back

Oh, I've got to know that

Well, I'll hear an accounted for

How could you?

Like your brother would even care

All he thinks about is his money

I'm talking to him

Not you

Your brother is dick

Not as much of a dick as you are

Where are we?

(Sigh)

Hey

You look sort of

Drain

Fucked and dumped on the same night

Yeah

Happy dollars

By two different women

That's impressive

I'll give you that

Turns out Stacey is dick Johnson's sister

It's why she couldn't tell me too much about herself

It's why she was kind of holding back

I guess she was scared that I'd freak if I found out she was the sister of the enemy

Oh

Wow

That's a Titi Twister boy

Hey

Sorry bro

To business

What did you find out

Oh, it's nothing

It's the dumbest idea in the world

Only a moron and come up with something like this

Yeah

Okay, so what is it?

What's so special about this special event

It's just a dumb tacky

So you still think it's the 80s

What T-shirt contest

Oh my god

Shit

See I knew it

So old

It's new again

Listen everyone

The wet T-shirt contest

It's back on

Yeah

Except you

Your band

No staff

Oh

What about me?

Okay

No staff

Related to the family

Now Karen

Do it

Give it your best

Bring the money back home to us

Okay, you'll be great

Okay

We're going to need advertising

Flyers

Radio ads

Hey Larry

You think you can get ice princess to plug the contest

She has a name you know

It's Whitney

Yeah

And the name she uses on the show is ice princess

What show?

Her radio show

All this time you didn't know she was a DJ?

Oh my god

She's a prime spot on MBFM

Come on

I'm sure you can have her

Give us a mention

How am I supposed to do that?

Reverse

Reversal psychology

Huh

Oh yes

I'm an asshole

A complete and utter bastard

All right

A pathetic sniveling wrench

The lowest form of life

A pawn

Scum sucking

TWAT

And all that happy know listeners

We are dedicated to break

When we return

I'm going to continue to close the five five five

Similarly

Exploiving

Tiny little

Broda

Oh

Yeah

College accepted

Little whittness

Miss Fick Larry

I need you to do something for me

Is that why you came here to ask me for a favor?

You're not sorry at all for what you did are you?

I am

I swear I am

I never thought I'd ever be in a relationship ever again

I promise myself I wouldn't

But now I can't stop thinking about you

So

What's this favor?

It's not just for me

It's for the bar

We're running a wet t-shirt contest on Saturday

Well

Johnson's already paid the station

To plug their wet t-shirt of that

Well

We don't have a lot of money but

You think I'm not easy

I'm supposed to plug Johnson's three times an hour

I can beat that

I'm so gonna get fired

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