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It's spring break. We got some serious party to do.

What the pet animal spring break Olympics?

We did!

Don't believe everything you hear.

Warsie.

You're mine.

Wow.

The female bites is head off.

That is kind of romantic.

You keep score as you score.

It's can't keep.

I like it.

You're the only one for me.

What can I say?

It's my sentimental streak.

I can explain.

What's a sore back and fed up with broken heart?

Very poetic.

You could do this.

You could do this.

You could do this.

She's just some random girl.

You had a rebound fling with.

Okay.

Some random and incredibly beautiful girl.

You, you undeserving, ungrateful twit.

Stay strong, Larry.

No matter what she says, tell her it's over.

Listen.

We really got it.

What?

Make love like we're the last two people on Earth and we have to repopulate the planet.

I'm ready, Captain.

No, we need to talk.

I live in a bad girl.

Do I need a spanky?

Yes, but it's no.

It's your bad.

Please just listen.

Okay.

I'm all yours.

I think we should break up.

I'm serious.

I'm still not over my ex and I think I need some time on my own.

It's not you.

It's me.

But we're Mongo's taste.

Mongo's.

Medium for life.

Yeah.

I don't want to be a Mongo's anymore.

You can't just stop being a Mongo's, Larry.

You can't?

No.

You know what the female Mongo does when her mate leaves.

She follows him.

She follows him for the rest of her life.

Even if her foot gets caught in a trap, she'll chew it off.

Her own foot.

She's like a terminator.

Wow.

I guess I wish I'd known this earlier.

I really had you going there tonight.

How about one last buck for a whole time, think?

I promise.

No, chewing.

No, no.

Don't.

Oh, dear.

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That's a big power out.

- You can, mate.

- I'm always a psychopath.

- You blow up?

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- What the hell happened to the power?

- I'll get to it.

Everybody's still here.

- What the?

- Wake up boys.

- Like we're being ill, I can't see anything.

- I'll believe you.

- If you have any idea what you're even doing.

Hello, Brody.

There's Hurricane coming.

The power's out.

We might die and you're still not talking to me?

- Can't believe you tricked me.

- I said I was sorry.

And you have me all confused.

I mean, you'll screw any other biopath that walks in here

and you wouldn't even look at me.

- I'm not a piece of meat.

- Well, everyone else seems to think so.

- So if everyone thinks I'm an idiot,

it must be true.

- Well, Brody, you were sent down here

to fix the power and get it back on.

And you're shoving a serving spin

into a rest of the heap of wires.

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- There's a lot to you and I'm about here.

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- You came.

- I've had couple times.

- No, I'm at a couple times.

(laughing)

- Really?

- So who's winning on the Spring Break Scoreboard?

- I'm out of the game.

I kind of met someone.

- Really?

- Yeah.

You'd like her.

She's really sweet.

Said she was a virgin, but I have my doubts.

- So does she have a name?

- I don't know.

You tell me.

- Stay safe.

- As their trailer park was decimated by the wind.

- You're so annoying, Royce.

- It's just been a 40 day couple of birdwatchers

were spotted and they were both part of the Everglades.

And a rescue party has been sent

to try to evacuate them before this storm to worsen.

- Well, it'll be her all night.

Say we make the best.

- I could use one of those and a tough night already.

- Yeah.

- Breaking up and easy.

- Think of what someone knows.

- It's weird she was like a really hot, limpant.

I attached to me at all times.

Now you feel like you're missing a limb.

How'd you know?

- I had my limp and ripped off six years ago.

- Pardon me that still misses her.

- What was her name?

- Layla.

Name was Layla.

She was so beautiful.

So sexy, so perfect.

- Like a sleeper.

- Oh, oh, oh, that's too early to get up.

- Stop.

- Looks like you're an early riser.

- Okay, I'm up.

- Everything she did, she did for me.

It's a good morning, you and I.

♪ You, that one night ♪

♪ You made everything all right ♪

♪ Oh, so right ♪

♪ That one night ♪

♪ So wrong ♪

♪ So right ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Show me the right from wrong ♪

♪ Talk with things I've never ♪

♪ Show me the right from wrong ♪

♪ Made this new straw ♪

♪ In those hours how I feel ♪

♪ That's all ♪

♪ That one night ♪

♪ You made everything all right ♪

♪ Oh, so right ♪

♪ That one night ♪

♪ So right ♪

♪ Oh, so right ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ That one night ♪

- So all was a problem.

The other was, I wanted a bit morning screw.

I see us to screw.

The night cap screw too.

It wasn't held down.

- I'd screw it.

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Here's to you.

Find somebody better than my little brother.

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Jenny!

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So, you broke it off with her before you came to college?

No.

You couldn't do it.

She was my security blanket, right?

It was just I'd ever been to love.

So I proposed.

This high-s though, why it's too k-thing was coming up.

I'm sure the world was going to end anyway.

You're kidding me.

No.

No.

It's all on TV, okay?

It's a...

Like no-team for ticket.

Years and years ago.

No stradom, as you idiot.

Whoever I believed it was the point.

I know he was all gonna end and make me realize.

This is my last ever chance to do something real.

So what happened?

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What do you think you're doing?

I can't take this anymore.

All this cheating?

All this lying?

I deserve better.

Yeah? Well, what about Y2K?

Huh?

The whole world is gonna end, Lila.

Nothing's gonna happen. It's all bullshit.

No, it's not bullshit.

No, Treden predicted it.

Years and years ago.

No stradom, as but go on.

Baby.

You can't leave me.

Not now.

Are you asking me to marry you?

I'm so fucking lootly.

I know we're playing around.

It's where?

We got married the next day.

Special special.

And I really thought I'd take into chance.

I'm grown up.

It's gonna go for it.

It's gonna be a new man.

So when you married Ophelia?

Yeah.

I was still married to Lila.

She didn't take that information too well.

How come you didn't just get a divorce before you left?

She didn't.

I guess I wasn't thinking straight.

Just let out of here.

Hey little sis.

What you doing up? Haven't you got school tomorrow?

Don't go up there.

Where to school? Don't sweat it.

Me and education out of falling out a few years back.

No way. I'm going back there.

No. Don't go up there.

Why?

Please.

Just don't.

James, you're not going up there. Are you?

Absolutely.

Oh.

I was an asshole before we got married.

Stupid, selfish, drunk asshole.

I can't blame her for what she did.

I can blame him.

God damn it. I still fucking do.

Was that the first time they had been together?

I don't know.

I guess they could have cheated on me before the wedding.

While I was still up to my same antics.

But my fucking brother.

And I got down wedding night.

All the information I need to know.

So you just left town. Never look back.

I'll just start a new life.

God, my shit together.

I'm that'll feel you.

That's why you never mentioned your life back here.

Your family, your wife, Jenny called me.

She said, "You have to play some so much debt we were going to lose it to the bank."

You just fucking up and skip that town.

Left her to take care of the place.

She needed my help.

What else could I do?

You know? My folks left this place to us.

It's the last thing that there's.

You know, that's all about perception.

It is?

I know. I don't look like boy from a terrible.

Probably just looked like a quick, easy lay.

But she never did anything to prove that this girl's wrong.

You know what? I actually did in the beginning.

But it was so much work.

Then I was like, "What's the point?"

And after that I just kind of went with a flow.

So you slept with all these girls because you thought it was what was expected of you?

Sure.

I mean, do you think I liked having endless one-night stands with the most beautiful girls in Florida?

Well, I mean, it wasn't all bad.

It was fun, you know? But the whole time I was looking for something more.

It's all about perception.

It is.

Yeah.

If people think all your afters points as stupid sex game, that's all you'll ever be after.

Yeah, but after.

Yeah, but isn't that what you went to the bar for? Was it looking for an easy way to go to a point?

Oh, yeah.

But what I found was something completely different.

Something more.

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No more tricks.

I promise.

No more tricks.

No more tricks, worry.

I promise.

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Where are you going?

Where?

Where?

You're here.

Thanks for last night.

It was awesome.

But I've got to.

What do you mean thanks for last night?

Was I just another one I stand to you?

I'm sorry I've been doing it way too long and standing way I know I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I am.

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I'm sorry I am.

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Hi, I'm Flayla.

I can't hear you call Flayla that's a key.

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What t-shirt?

That's it.

It's a nice boot.

And I've got to be a awesome way.

It's all about the one I stand to count.

So what do you want me to do?

I want you to seduce Brianna.

Stacy.

Yeah.

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