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That bastard hung up on me!

Where do you get off hanging up on me?

I ought to...

Hello?

This is absurd!

That body couldn't have just gotten up and walked out of here!

That's not all.

The fingerprint and DNA sample we collected from Choi Suyeong's

body and cell phone disappeared from the lab.

So they're declaring an all-out war?

And there's another thing...

Why can't you?

I'm asking for a search warrant, not an arrest warrant!

Is that so difficult?

The ledger with the names of all

the bastards who were bribed is in that house!

That's all I need to find!

That way, I could throw all the lowlifes who took his money in prison!

So why can't I have the warrant?

I can't give you a search warrant without any evidence.

For crying out loud! This is the evidence right here!

I'm warning you, Jaepil.

You'd better forget about him if you want to keep your job.

Why don't you go after some celebrity drug scandal?

The media will lap it up.

Is some drug scandal more important than this?

Our society is completely corrupt!

Damn it!

By any chance, did you take money from him?

Is that why you're doing this?

Watch your mouth!

Please!

We grew up together and came all the way here.

But somewhere along the line, you forgot about your origins.

Now it seems you've forgotten why you became a prosecutor.

A thief once told me that a poor prosecutor could

become an even bigger thief than himself.

I really don't know anything!

Please tell me.

Your brother must have told you something!

He didn't tell me anything.

He and I aren't on speaking terms at home.

Chanhyeok!

I'm desperate. Will you please help me?

I need to know the reason to get over him.

I can't bear being dumped without knowing why.

Huh, Chanhyeok?

Jeez!

What if I get depressed?

I hear that people kill themselves when they're depressed.

I'm so scared! I'm scared!

Actually...

What is it? Go ahead.

The reason is...

I shouldn't tell you this.

Go ahead!

Well, the thing is...

My brother's been going through a kind of identity crisis.

What?

He's confused about who he is.

What are you talking about?

The thing is, my brother...

Is gay.

- What? - He's gay.

He likes men.

That can't be.

After all the sex...

I'm sorry, but it's true. Forget about him.

Damn it. He's going to kill me!

She's even more out of it than usual.

I can understand why.

What's that?

Tunnels?

I thought this book might help me in the future.

Ms. Song! What do you think you're doing?

Don't you know next week's the national exam?

Kids...

Why is life so difficult?

It's difficult for us, too, you know!

These men mean business. What's going on, Muhyeok?

Stay alert.

Yeonhwa! Yeonhwa!

Ms. Song!

What the hell is going on?

I don't know.

Kim seungmin

Muhyeok.

Muhyeok.

Are you all right?

Yeah.

Where am l?

The emergency room.

Do you remember being kidnapped?

Yeah.

Now listen closely to what I say.

So you're saying that you're Hong Gildong's descendant

and you tried to break up with me because you're a righteous thief?

Yeah.

The Hong Gildong who was shunned by society as a bastard child?

The one who rode around on clouds and punished corrupt officials?

That's right.

But he's different

from the novel because the author exaggerated a bit.

Are you joking with me?

I'm not joking. I'm serious.

I guess Chanhyeok was right.

I didn't want to believe it, but it's true.

What did Chanhyeok tell you?

Chanhyeok.

I'll let you two talk.

Hey!

I want to be alone. Go away.

Don't be like this.

It's him, isn't it?

It's Chungyu, that bastard who kept calling you on my birthday!

He used his business as an excuse,

and he kept calling because he was jealous!

I don't know what Chanhyeok told you, but...

I can understand that you... don't feel attracted to me.

But do you have to give such an outrageous excuse?

Couldn't you be more frank after all our years

that you're gay?

That you love men, not women,

and that you're sorry?

Did you have to say that nonsense about Hong Gildong?

I really am his descendant!

I'm so sorry for waking you.

Go away! Go!

Hey, Yeonhwa! Hey!

Go away!

Get lost!

I'm not like that.

Are you all right?

Why you little...

How could you say I was gay?

It worked, didn't it?

Anyway, why did they kidnap her?

What's going on?

It's none of your business.

You don't associate with criminals.

Let me be frank. I need you to do me a favor.

It's nothing hard.

Just enter Lee Jeongmin's house quietly

and steal his ledger for me.

He's bribed numerous people.

And the ledger with the names of people he's bribed

is in that house.

Why don't you get it yourself with a search warrant?

Don't you think I'd do that if I could?

I won't do it.

But you have to.

I'm not going to steal anything for a while.

You should steal.

No.

You should keep on stealing.

Why are you quitting all of a sudden?

Keep stealing.

Never!

Come on, you have to do it.

I won't do it!

But you have to!

No!

Will you just steal the damn thing?

Steal it!

I'm telling you it's all right!

Steal everything you can get your hands on!

I'm sorry, but I won't do it!

He always hangs up before I do!

Did he say he'd do it?

He turned me down. This is so embarrassing!

Oh shit!

Shit!

Hope 2009 Donation Drive

Can't we take a break?

No. It'll be over soon, so keep at it.

Frankly, it's more difficult to make phone donations than steal.

I hate hurricanes.

We have to keep pressing buttons throughout the donation drive period.

At least you get to go to school.

Your mother and I have to do it all day.

Anyway, I think we should finish with Lee Jeongmin

and go on to other case in Cheongdam-dong.

What do you think?

Good idea. I hear he's going to leave the country next month.

Yes.

What in the world did he do?

He sold stews made from the discarded food

from the U.S. military base.

And he bought a 1 0-story building with the money he made.

Jeez!

What a bastard!

Best lnvestments, Chairman $500,000 How can he be so immoral!

What the hell!

Hello? This is Song Jaepil of the Seoul Prosecutor's Office.

This is Hong Gildong.

I see you reported the money.

What the hell are you talking about?

I thought you'd use that money for rent.

I'll do it.

But before then, there's something I need you to do for me.

I need you to find out the layout

of the place from the gates to the inside.

Hold on.

Oh my!

My back is stiff.

The air is so good here!

I'll have to breathe in as much as possible.

Gosh!

The air is so great! Oh my!

Did you already fix this?

I guess not.

This place is incredibly big!

I can't believe I'm doing this.

Why's my back so bad?

I thought we were done talking to each other.

Don't be so mean.

I'm going to be frank with you, but before then,

Where's the solid gold robot?

Why do you want to know?

My superiors wanted to fire me for stepping on too many toes,

my wife was nagging me about the rising rent,

and it was all getting to be too much,

when suddenly, I had a hankering to see the solid gold robot.

I'll have to give you a teddy bear as well.

Is this really necessary?

This is my only hobby.

Have a drink.

You've filled it to the rim.

This is delicious!

You must have lots of nice bottles of wine.

Yes.

Usually, rich people like you

have a separate room where they keep the wine.

Do you have one, too?

Yes. I have a small wine cellar.

Wow! I thought so.

I've never seen one of those in my life.

Would you like to see it?

Let's go.

Why is this place so deep?

We have to go down further?

This wine cellar is bigger than my apartment!

I can't believe how big it is!

That's the latest German high tech safe, the T44.

The APS Security Company imported one last year.

You can't open it unless you know the 1 3-number combination.

You can just hack through it with an ax.

Shouldn't you be studying? You have a test.

Do you have enough men?

We're not using you even if we don't.

Dad!

It's too late to study today. Let's let him observe.

It's just for today.

Thank you!

From the information from APS, the only way to open it

is to drill it in the precise location,

insert an endoscope, and find the combination by hand.

But you can't just fly over the pressure sensors on the floor.

I'll have to think of a way.

The outside security system is even more problematic.

Look at this.

Those high voltage wires

Show that the entire building is rigged with security equipment.

The generator will kick in even if we cut the electricity,

so it'll be a struggle with time.

Yes.

I have to get into the building before the emergency generator kicks in.

How much time will you have?

2 minutes, max.

You'll have to knock out the guards,

run across the lawn within 2 minutes, and enter the building secretly.

Then, you'll have to approach

the safe avoiding the pressure sensors,

drill a hole in the safe, and use an endoscope to crack it.

Sounds like a handful.

Why so complicated?

Can't you just dig a tunnel?

Go to your room and study!

What do you know, you little shit?

You almost gave me a heart attack!

What the heck are you doing there?

Jaepil...

What's the matter?

There's an unbearable pain in my heart!

So mind your own business and go to sleep!

I was going to return to bed anyway.

Didn't I tell you not to call me?

I was just curious, that's all.

Are the preparations going all right?

Certainly. I'm hanging up!

Wait! I won't interrupt you,

so call me when you're ready.

You dirty little thief!

Damn it!

Hello?

Hello?

This is Yeonhwa's brother.

Are you listening to me?

He's not even answering me!

Anyway, listen closely.

I need to talk to you about my sister,

so I'll drop by your place tonight.

Ugh!

Hello?

Hello?

I'm hurt that you're not responding.

Anyway, I'll see you later.

Damn it!

I don't know why,

But Muhyeok broke up with my sister.

Do you have any idea why?

We don't know, either.

Our parents passed away early on,

so I raised her like my daughter.

When my sister can't sleep, it means that

something is seriously wrong with her.

She won't eat or sleep,

but I'm a prosecutor, so I was too busy

chasing after criminals to notice her troubles.

Did you just say you are a prosecutor?

Yes. My clothes might be shabby,

but I work for the Seoul Prosecutor's Office.

I ought to break his kneecaps.

Mother! Father! You need to get out of here!

Sir...

I need to break your kneecaps from what he just told me.

I can't figure this out, dad.

Can you help me?

We were robbed yesterday

and the thief broke our door, so we're replacing it. Right?

Yes. We were robbed.

So that's your new door?

That's right.

My Boyfriend Is Gay

I guess I'm not the only one with this problem.

Awesome Ass Kickers

Huh?

Oh my god!

It can't be!

Hong... Gil... dong...

He wasn't lying to me!

Are you really Hong Gildong's descendant?

Whether I am or not, we won't be seeing each other again.

I don't care what you are.

I can accept you whoever you are.

I'm going to go with you!

Hello.

Get out.

There's no way I'll get out.

If you keep insisting, I'm going to tell my brother.

You know my brother's a prosecutor, don't you?

Let's go.

We're going to be late.

We should get going.

Do you know what my greatest regret is?

It's not that your mother found me out,

but that I wasn't able to quit when it happened.

What we're doing isn't so important.

It's not going to change the world.

But you can change your life.

It's me. Are you ready?

He changed his voice, right?

Cool!

I'm sorry, ma'am.

Hello?

He hung up on me again!

Are you ready, Detective Park?

We'll block all the escape routes when he begins,

and we'll go on standby.

Anyway, are you really going to arrest him?

Don't you think that's a little treacherous?

He is trying to help us.

What's so treacherous about a prosecutor trying to catch a thief?

I think it's very treacherous.

Have you ever heard of lnspector Javert?

Who's that?

He's a detective in Les Miserable?

who tries to capture Jean Valjean.

Everyone says that Jean Valjean is the hero,

but I say the hero is lnspector Javert.

There are principles to be kept without which society can't function.

Even though Hong Gildong pretends to be a hero,

he's just a thief.

And we have to catch that thief. Do you understand?

Standby, everyone!

No matter how you put it, it's just plain treacherous.

You should be thanking me for helping you catch him.

Camera number 1 and 2 are ready.

Come in, dear!

Why?

I just miss you, that's all.

Stop fooling around.

Take care of this

Until I come back.

We'll talk about us later.

Yes... Huh?

Don't worry. He'll be fine.

Okay.

The fly is here!

Isn't that my brother?

Shhhh!

Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite.

Good. I've been wanting to drink a glass of wine.

It's no fun to drink by yourself.

This is an excellent vintage.

It's a South African wine named

Bouchard Finlayson, and it never disappoints me.

Bouchard?

Thanks to you,

I'm developing an appreciation for the finer things.

It won't open just because you poke at it.

How'd you do it?

I just poked at it,

and it clicked open.

Really?

Try picking this one.

Okay.

I'm ready.

Okay!

Are you at your location?

Yes.

And you, dear?

Okay!

Don't forget. You have one minute.

- Countdown! - Ready!

- Three! - Ready!

Two! One!

Huh?

Go!

We've been having frequent blackouts lately.

That's a lot better.

I just hate the dark.

It's the pressure sensors! Watch out!

Now, can you tell me what you want?

The thing is,

I was wondering how much support you could give me.

The robot and teddy bear aren't quite sufficient.

Could you make me chief prosecutor?

You should have bigger ambitions.

I have something much more important for you.

Cheers!

This is absolutely delicious!

I bought new wines yesterday. Would you like some?

I'd love some. But not right now.

Couldn't you give me a few bottles when I go home?

We're out of wine, so we should go get some.

Chairman Lee!

Let's go after we've relaxed and talked a little more.

We can talk and relax after we get the new wine.

Let's go. Come with me.

I'm not done with my wine yet!

And frankly, I don't even like wine!

Chairman Lee!

Father.

The lock on the safe has been changed!

What's going on?

You really don't have to, Chairman Lee.

What in the world is going on?

I thought you were behind this, Mr. Hong.

Then you should also know...

It's swarming with cops outside.

You called me 1 0 minutes ago to call off the operation.

You're working for him?

You may not get paid well, but neither do l.

He's my new head of security.

I hate hiring goons as guards.

I prefer soldiers and policemen.

You're making a big mistake, Detective Park.

I decided to take a second job

to pay for my son's schooling in the Philippines.

So don't be angry at me and just die.

Step over that way.

What more do you want to steal from me?

I thought there was something to steal...

But this is all crap!

You think that's funny? Do you?

Do something, dear!

Hold on! Let me figure this out!

Mr. Jeong!

We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

Detective Park.

Let's do this the easy way.

You chose the wrong side!

You pathetic fools.

Muhyeok...

We should have quit in our generation.

I'm going in, dear.

- I'm going with you. - I want to go, too!

So you're Hong Gildong?

What am l, then? A corrupt official?

I'll tell you who I am.

I'm Hong Gildong's 18th generation descendant.

18th?

Like I fucking care!

Excellent. I'm impressed.

But your days of playing hero are over.

Do you hear me, Muhyeok?

Roll to the side on the count of three!

- What's this sound? - Do you hear me?

Roll to the side when I count to three!

One!

Where's this sound coming from?

Two!

What does he want you to do?

Three!

Roll, Muhyeok! Roll to the side!

Roll!

Muhyeok!

Muhyeok. Where are you?

Muhyeok!

Muhyeok!

Are you all right? Let's get out of here!

You actually dug a tunnel?

Let's get out of here!

Lie down.

Bastard!

My back hurts!

- Get down from there! - I'm sorry, mister!

- Are you all right? - Let's get out of here!

Where's the ledger?

I have it.

- Hong Gildong! - Muhyeok!

Let's go.

Good work, Hong Gildong! Good work!

Give me the ledger!

Please don't tell my wife about this.

You chose the wrong side!

I'm going to throw them in prison!

The thief has an accomplice!

Give me the ledger!

Hey!

You bastards! Let's see who's faster!

Mom!

- Chanhyeok! - Where's Muhyeok?

Get out of here!

Let's get out of here!

Hey, Gildong!

Did you think I'd let you go?

You won't get the ledger if you keep this up.

I told you I'd go after you after I got Lee Jeongmin?

Do your parents know that you're wasting your life playing hero?

Don't move. I'll kill you if you move another muscle.

Don't you dare take another step.

I'll send you the ledger tomorrow by courier.

I've become lnspector Javert today.

It's goodbye for now.

But I'm sure I'll see you again.

The bastard didn't even hi-five me.

Anyway, where am l?

Oh my!

Why can't we have any meat?

- Wow! Meat! Thanks, dear! - Mom!

Hold on!

Okay.

How did you dig that tunnel, Chanhyeok?

I did some research and the ground was soft in the area.

It has lots of silt, clay, and sand.

About 0 to 5 on the N scale.

In other words, it was easy to dig because it was sandy.

Even so, I spent a week digging that tunnel.

Didn't I tell you? That's the best way.

Mother, father, I've been thinking about retiring.

Are you serious?

Maybe I get married and lead a normal life.

That's a good idea.

Really, Muhyeok? All right!

You don't have to retire because of me, Muhyeok.

I have a feeling I should help you with this work.

You have a knack for it.

Thank you.

You can't do that, Ms. Song!

What are you talking about?

Muhyeok has to retire for me to do field work.

But you're still a teenager. You should graduate first.

Sheesh!

We'll talk about that later. Let's eat.

Yeah, let's.

Yes, ma'am.

You said you dreamt of a dragon, right? 2 Years Later

How many dragons were in your dream? I see.

Really? So it died?

It's nothing. I understand, dear. Bye.

Wait a minute. He's the prosecutor from TV.

Song Jaepil?

He's playing the lottery!

Prosecutors eat corndogs and play the lottery, too.

Hello? This is Song Jaepil of the Seoul Prosecutor's Office.

This is Hong Gildong.

A new legend starts today.

Damn it!

Legend my ass!

Are you addicted to helium or something?

What's going on?

Sheesh!

We're beginning a new job today.

Aren't you going to retire, Muhyeok?

No!

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