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You looked at him, you looked at Ray and you said,
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you know yehh, "I want him to be my man"
"I want him to be my boyfriend...
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...but he's got a change. The way he does things"
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What do you talking about?
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One of the things that initiated a little....
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you know misunderstanding, that we had...
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...was that one day, just because
I didn't want to have sex with him.
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He's gonna come to my face, talking about.
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Oh I feeling want to do. I'm gonna
calling somebody else to do it.
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How do you do it?...
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Oh, no.
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Stop at 4000 and a spin.
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That's not why it happened.
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You'd been drinking, and you thought
you were making love to me.
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Yes.
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- This differs from a normal massage. How?
- It's more sexual.
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I ought to know when I see
a good ball.
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Okay baby, You're right.
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Don't patronize me.
I got knee guard.
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- Oh Jamie, I...
- No!
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That this television funny-man
killed his own brother in cold blood.
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My guests today are revealing secret crushes
on food service workers.
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Mr. Davis, do you take
cream and sugar when in your eye?
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- Get out.
- What?
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Atleast say John to stand...is their something,
you want to tell him?
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Well, I'm really a man.
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Jesus. What is the cable guy already?
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Rick Legatos, please.
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Hey, Phil.
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- Hey, Rick, phone.
- Hello?
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- Hey!
- Hey, How's the move going?
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Horrible! The cable guy is missing in action.
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Apparently, He's gonna be here sometime between 8 AM and my death.
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You haven't called Robin, have you?
Please come immediate call her.
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No. I'm giving her her space.
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I can't believe she's doing this.
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You've never should've ask her to marry you.
You're nuts mother of...
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All she had to do was say no.
She didn't have to kick me out.
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I feel like felix hunger.
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- Let's go!
- Just give me one half minute!
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Listen, a one sweet little piece of advice:
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Slip the cable guy 50 bucks, he'll give
you all the movie channels for free.
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Even the dirty ones.
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I couldn't. I'm not good at that stuff.
What if he says no? I feel like an idiot.
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None of them say no.
Never happens.
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- Gotta go. Talk to you later. Kickass.
- All right.
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Hi, this is Robin Harris.
Steven doesn't live here anymore... If you wanna reach him, Call at 955...
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- Cable guy.
- Oh, great.
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- Cable guy!
- Don't leave!
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- Wait!
- Cable guy!
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- I'm coming!
- Cable guy!
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I'm coming. Don't leave.
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Cable guy!
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Hey, wait! Come back.
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- Well look who decided to show.
- You were supposed to be here 4 hours ago.
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Was I? So I'm the tardy one?
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Yeah, I was gonna go to that bed and bath place and now it's closed.
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Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all, JERK OFF!
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I'm just joking with you.
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Let's do this.
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Wow, The old McNair place.
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Never thought they'd get
the floors clean after what happened in here.
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What happened?
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They had a lot of cats.
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Here the comment card.
Please mail it in when I'm done.
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Does it go to your boss?
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No, it goes to me.
I'm kind of a perfectioniss...
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Perfectionis... t.
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Well, Let's take a look, what we've dealing with here.
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This could be a cool pad.
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Come on, baby.
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Come on, baby. Talk to me.
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Tell me where you like it.
Come on.
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Hello, mama.
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Is this what you want?
Is this where you need it?
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Talk to me.
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How about this?
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That's your sweet spot, right there.
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So.
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Your lady kicked you out.
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What?
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In preparing your service...
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...I noticed you were previously wired
across town 1268 and a half Chestnut.
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Last week, the billing
was transferred to one Robin Harris.
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- Smells like heartbreak to me.
- Well, I really don't want to discuss it with you.
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- Would you just install my cable, please. I'm going to get dressed.
- Suit yourself.
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No sweat off my sack.
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By the way, You might want to put on a bathing suit.
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Because you'll be channel surfing in no time.
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So ends day 54 of the trial
of former child star, Sam Sweet...
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...who has been accused of shooting
his twin brother, Stan, in cold blood.
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The twins were stars of
the hit sitcom Double Trouble...
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...which aired from 1977 till 1984.
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Who broke this?
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- He did it!
- He did it!
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Life wasn't sweet
after the cancellation of their program.
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Holly witch them up and split them out.
A frustrated Sam turned to petty larceny...
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...while his impressionable brother fell in with the finch cult called the Brotherhood of Friends.
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And so today is a turn is continued...
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I hope they fry this bastard.
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....of twin envy.
Also known as Twin stress syndrome.
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And here with Robert Simmons of Frequent commentator on Court TV
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What happened?
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Oh.
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The arrangement of your major
appliances and your furniture...
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...was causing some noisy pics and humbaizing your reception.
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- I moved a few things, clear to wide out. Is that cool?
- Yeah, I guess.
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I just have some paperwork
for you to fill out.
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It kind out a drag, you know.
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You just start get to know somebody and then the job is done. Boom-Bam.
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Sign here.
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I feel good about this.
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Okay.
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- Hey, wait.
- Yeah?
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One thing. I have this friend,
and he gave his cable guy $50.
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And then he got all the movie channels for free.
You ever hear of anything like that?
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- You mean illegal cable?
- Umm....Yeah.
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- Who told you that? What is his name? I want it.
- Oh, forget it.
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You're offering me a bribe.
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What you've just done is illegal.
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And in this state of convicted,
you could be fined up to $5000...
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...or spends 6 months in a correctional facility.
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Ohh Please, No. That was dumb. I was just making conversation. Forget it.
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I'm just jerking your chain.
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You are too easy.
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Wake up little snoozy. Smell the smelling salt.
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I'll juice you up.
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- Call it one guy doing another guy a solid.
- That is so nice.
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Well, you're a nice guy.
You'be surprised how many customers treat me like snot.
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Like I'm a goddamn plumber
or something.
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Here's my personal pager number.
It's for preferred customers only.
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Never call the company.
They've just put you on hold.
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Wow, thanks really. You gotta get some good marks here.
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Hey, maybe I'll take you upto the satellite sometime,
Show you how this whole thing works.
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It's really incredible.
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- Sure, we should do that one day.
- How about tomorrow?
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- Tomorrow? Tomorrow's no good.
- Why? what you're gonna do?
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Sitting around and Stew about your ex?
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No.
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- Okay. I crossed the line. Sorry.
- Oh No, no. You didn't cross the line.
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No. Cool. Pick you up at 6:30.
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There are 24 classrooms.
Each can be converted into a 1400 sq.ft home.
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The facility has an Olympic size swimming pool,
2 tennis courts, a full gym and a stage...
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...if the residents decide
they want to perform Oklahoma!
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Oklahoma!
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And most important, the structure is available in foreclosure.
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If we put down a cash bid,
we gonna steal this thing.
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Yo, Steve-o.
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Hey, Tough room, but you got them.
How you feeling?
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Fine.
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Did I knew something about you having
a little domestic discord or something?
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Yehh, Robin and I having a difficult time and I moved out. I think it's only temporary.
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Can I be plump with you?
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If I approve this project and you screwed up, it's not going to be my ass.
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Now I have all the confidence in world in you. It's just.
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- You know, I'm coming from right?
- I'm on it.
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I'm more patient. I'm more loving.
They tell me this.
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Nobody's all you watching this doesn't believe,
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there's something in our life that can improve.
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If they're doing well financially,
what's lots of people challenge by...
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...maybe their relationships not going so well,
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because they are so busy working on not find the answers.
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Call now, and you'll be rushed the complete
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"Personal Power Success System
for a no risk 30 day in home free trial."
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Steve! Steven!
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Stevie, time to leavey!
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Yo, Stevie!
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Hey buddy. Come on down!
What you waiting for? Graved invitation?
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It's the fun bus. Come on!
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- How's it going?
- Hey, buddy!
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I've had a few drinks, so you might buckle up.
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That's my humor.
Hey, Thanks for coming out.
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Most people thinks cable just a
simple coex because that want.
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They never take the time to understand how it works.
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- Where exactly are we going?
- We're a little ride on the information Super highway.
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I come up here to think sometimes.
Clear my head.
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Brace yourself.
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There she is.
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Right now she's sending entertainment and
information to millions of satisfied citizens.
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- That's pretty impressive.
- See, I knew you'd appreciate this.
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The future is now!
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Soon every American home will integrate their television, phone and computer.
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You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel, or watch female mud wrestling on another.
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You can do your shopping at home, or play mortal combat with a friend in Vietnam.
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There's no end to the possibilities!
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When I was a kid, my mom worked
nights. I never met my father.
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- But the old TV was always there for me.
- I know what you mean.
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My dad was there everybody might as well
have been away.
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That's tough. You must have
a lot of abandonment issues.
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Reality isn't "Father knows best"
anymore.
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It's a kick in the face on a Saturday night
with a steel-toe grip Kodiak work boot...
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...and a trip to the hospital bloodied and bashed
for reconstructive surgery.
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But what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?
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You know, my brother is a speech therapist.
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Tho?
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Never mind.
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- You're pretty love-struck about your lady, huh?
- Yehh, I miss her.
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- I asked her to marry me, and she asked me to move out.
- I hate that.
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- She says that, I put too much pressure on her.
- Women are a labyrinth, my friend.
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Can I be frank?
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I don't think you listen to her.
I think you try to tell her what she wants to hear.
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She wants you to thirst
for knowledge about who she is.
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All the complicated splendor
that is woman.
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When your love is truly giving,
it will come back to you ten fold.
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You're right.
That's incredibly insightful.
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I know. It was Jerry Springer's
final thought on Friday's show.
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You know what? Women love suckers for Sleepless in Seattle. It's on HBO this month.
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- That's your bait, right there.
- Robin loves that movie.
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That'll do.
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Next time you talk to her,Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner, watching it by yourself.
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And sound like just never been happier.
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- She'Il come running.
- Well maybe, I'll give it a try.
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You know, I'm embarrassed to say this,
but I don't even know your name.
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Do you really want to know
my name?
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- You do?
- Right, Sure.
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It's Ernie Douglas.
But my friends call me Chip.
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Goodbye.
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This concludes our broadcast day.
Click.
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I don't listen to you.
I pretend to understand but.
220
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I'm really just saying the things that I think that you
want to hear.
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And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the
complicated splendor that is you.
222
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Oh.
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I can see why taking this time
might be good for us. So I'm not mad.
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- Well, Sometimes time apart is healthy.
- You're right.
225
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Well, That's what I came here to say.
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I gotta get back to the office.
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So, What are you doing tomorrow?
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I'm just gonna cook myself some dinner, watch a movie.
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- Sleepless in Seattle is on cable.
- Really, I love that movie.
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Oh, Wow.
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If you around, why don't you come by and checkout the new apartment?
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- Ok, Maybe I will.
- Whatever.
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Hi, I'm Tabitha Soren with MTV news.
Today in the Sam Sweet case...
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...the prosecution played the 911 call that
Sam've made, the night he murdered his brother.
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Keep him eye, Mr. Sweet confessed
one month later.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
My twin brother's been shot.
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I think it was an Asian gang
or something.
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I saw someone. He looked Asian.
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And he was speaking another language.
I'm pretty sure it was...
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It was Asian.
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Oh, man.
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That's the same injury you had last year?
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Hey, You guys play here too?
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Weird. I was just talking about.
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I thought I'd see if anybody want to play some round ball.
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- Great. We need another man.
- This is Chip Douglas, my cable guy.
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We met about a week ago,on our routine isolation.
but I feel I've know him my whole life.
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Really? That's sweet.
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- Okay Chip Douglas, you're on my team. Let's play.
- No way.
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- I'm on Steven's team.
- I'll switch teams. Let's just play.
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Hold on. I've got to warm up!
I don't want to pull a hammy.
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- Let's get it on.
- You any good?
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Kneel me under the ball.
You'll find out.
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Check it.
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Looks good.
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Okay, Let's see what you got,
White Shadow.
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Foul!
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- That was a travel!
- Whatever you say, Chip!
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Oh, I see.
We're playing prison rules, huh?
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Feed me!
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Steven, I'm open!
Feed me the rock!
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Chip, over here!
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I love this game.
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- I guess we're done.
- Thanks for bringing your friend steven.
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Hey, Rick! I never made a slam dunk
before. Thanks for the boost.
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What are you doing?
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- I'm just talking trash.
- You ruined the game.
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I don't appreciate your tone, Steven. Friends aren't supposed to speak to each other that way...
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What are you talking about? We're not friends.
I don't even know you.
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- Well let's change that. Let me buy you a Heineken.
- I'm going home.
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I guess we'll talk later.
I'd to go shower and do some stuff anyway.
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- You have 11 new messages.
- All right.
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Steven, it's Mom. Give me a Call.
I'm still your mother, you know.
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I'm getting on, Steven, call your mother.
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Hey, Steven. Just check it in. Give me a ring.
I'm at 555-4329.
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What's up, Steve? I'm at a pay phone.
so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up
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Okay I'll be home later.
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Okay, I'm home.
Give me a buzz when you get in. I'll be here pretty much all night.
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Hey man, It's me again. I was just taking a whizz.
Thought you might have called. Okay later.
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We're having ourselves quite
a little game of phone tag here.
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I was just blow-drying my hair.
Thought I heard the phone ring. Is there have any?
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Anyway call me. We'll talk about it.
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Steven, I think your machine is-
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Oh, shit.
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Hi.
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- Hey, good to see you.
- You too.
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- So how's work?
- Work's good.
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- How's Hal?
- How's Hal. Don't get me started. The guy has no vision.
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- It's like working for Mr. Magoo.
And those hair plugs. - I know.
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He's just an utterly useless person.
I think I hate him.
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- It's nice to see that you doing so well.
- It's nice just to see you.
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Hey. It should be on now.
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Damn it. Son of a bitch. Cable's out.
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Oh wait, I know what to do.
The cable guy is a friend of mine.
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I'm a preferred customer. All I have to do is page him. and he should've this fixed in no time.
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- Hi. Is there a problem with your service?
- Yehh, my cable is out.
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Really? So you called me.
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Funny, how you call
when you NEED something.
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- Is that how you treat people?
- Well I've been really busy. Can you give my cable going. Robin is here.
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- Hey, please this is important.
- But calling me back isn't?
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I'm sorry. Please can you help me out?
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Why should I help you?
I gave you free cable.
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- What have you ever done for me?
- Anything you want. Just name it, Quickly.
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- Tomorrow night we hang out.
- Fine, anything you want.
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God bless you. You're too good to me.
You really are.
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All set!
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- What's with the cut cord?
- That's for effect. Until tomorrow Steven.
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She's pretty. Don't kiss her.
Don't even touch her.
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Resist the urge at all costs.
It'll pay off in the end.
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See what I'm saying?
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Enjoy the flick.
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- That was fast.
- Yeah.
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- Are you okay?
- Yehh, I'm fine. Don't I look fine?
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This isn't how it's done.
I'd much rather just see somebody I like.
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And get a feeling about them,
and ask them if they want have a drink.
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- Or a slice of pizza?
- I wanted does it still works this way?
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- It doesn't. They asked you.
- I'm starting to notice that.
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If you get a new wife,
do you get to have sex with her?
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- I certainly hope so.
- Will she scratch up your back?
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What?
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In movies, women always scratching up
the man's back and screaming stuff when they're having sex.
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- How do you know this?
- Jed's got cable.
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- Ok baby, Mommy's got to go out now.
- When will I get a brother? You said I was gonna get a brother to play with.
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Yehh well that's why Mommy is going
to happy hour.
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Now listen, You just sit there with Mr. Babysitter,
he'll take real good care of you. Okay.
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Sweet, don't sit so close to that thing.
It's gonna rot your brain.
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- Why didn't you take my call?
- What is this thing? I kinda top and I'm doing and answer the phone everytime I drinks.
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- Do you know, Your nostrils flare out into little wings when you're mad.
- Come on Evelyn, I've gotta go.
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Sorry about yesterday by the way. I was in kind of a weird mood. How did everything go with you?
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- Keep them closed.
- Pretty well. We'll see. Look about the other night...
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You're not peeking, are you? Come on now.
I want this to be a surprise.
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- I really not need to be a surprise. Where are we going?
- Only the finest restaurant in town.
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Open, sesame.
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Medieval Times?
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I knew you'd like this place.
I come here twice a week.
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Welcome to Medieval Times. I'll be your serving wench, Melinda.
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Might I fetch you something from the barkeep?
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Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate...
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...he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!.
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- I'll be right back, My Lord.
- My thanks to ye, fair wench.
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Oh, Thanks.
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- Look, look I have to tell you. This is kind of difficult.
- Hold that thought. Show's on.
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Welcome to a magnificent journey
into the past.
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This is Medieval Times!
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Are you prepared for a night
of feasting and sport...
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...the likes of which
you'll never forget?
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Lights out to Stand up and cheer
for your section's knight.
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Let the games begin!
The blue knight rules!
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The red knight sucks the big one!
You're going down, red knight!
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Going down, down, down!
Red knight going down!
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Down, down, down.
Red knight going down!
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Smite him!
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Could I get a knife and fork?
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00:31:49,953 --> 00:31:53,952
There were no utensils in medieval times, Hence there are no utensils AT Medieval times.
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Would you like a refill on that Pepsi?
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00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,123
There were no utensils but there was Pepsi?
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00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,542
Dude, I've a lot of tables.
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- Can I have your skin?
- Sure
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00:32:08,578 --> 00:32:10,177
Check this out.
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00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:21,146
Silence of the Lambs.
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Hello, Clarice.
It's good to see you again.
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Oh, Lord.
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00:32:29,822 --> 00:32:33,867
There was so much you know. This has nothing to do with you as a person.
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We have reached the climax
of our competition, Good people.
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And now, Two noblemen from our audience
will battle to the death...
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...to resolve the grievance.
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Will a Master Steven Kovacs and a Lord Chip Douglas,
make your way to the fighting pit!
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00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,515
- Let's go.
- What's going on?
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00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,890
- It appears that we're going to do battle, Steven.
- Is this a normal part of the show?
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00:33:00,895 --> 00:33:06,733
No, but I gave all the knights free cable. They thought it would be cool if we went at it for a while.
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00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:10,904
- Well, Is it safe?
- Sure, that's what the armor's for. Come on.
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00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:17,285
What are we supposed to do? I mean We have to be careful that we don't hurt each other, right?
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I cannot listen to any of your instructions,
For you are my sworn enemy.
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00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,750
And apart to meet you demise.
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00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:32,426
Okay Just take it easy, all right?
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00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,145
Nice move.
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00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:48,608
Necessity is the mother of invention.
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00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:55,615
Come back here, so that I may brain thee!
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00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:04,124
My leg! I have a cramp.
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Are you all right?
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I am now.
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00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,558
Oh, my Lord!
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That's the spirit.
Let's give them a show!
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00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:53,006
I'm blinded! My eyes!
385
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:58,929
I don't believe you.
It's another trick.
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00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:04,935
So that's how it's going to be?
Alright. You want to play rough?
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00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,313
Daddy can play rough!
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00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:16,738
Liked when Spock fought Kirk on Star Trek.
Best friends forced to do battle.
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00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:41,680
Chip, this isn't funny! Will you stop it!
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00:35:43,182 --> 00:35:49,271
The name is Spock. If we don't fight
until the death, they'll kill us both.
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00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:52,065
This isn't Star Trek.
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Goodbye, Jim.
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Good fight. Good fight.
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Eat! Keep eating!
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Quickly! Muster atop your steed.
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00:36:33,065 --> 00:36:37,777
Buddy, Get on the friggin' horse.
I don't think he's kidding.
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00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:43,742
- Don't do this!
- Good luck to you!
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00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:47,370
- This is our destiny!
- No, it's not!
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00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,373
- Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
- No, it isn't! No, it isn't!
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- Is! Is!
- Isn't! Isn't!
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00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,596
Are you all right?
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00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:14,814
Well done, good sir.
You are the victor.
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00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:18,568
But we will meet again.
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00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:34,167
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,504
- Did you hear that?
- Yehh.
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00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,504
Thanks.
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00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:45,178
- You got a real warrior's instinct.
- I had to admit, its a real feeling of power holding that chopstick stick.
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00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:49,808
If Robin had seen you tonight, she'd be begging you to take you back. I'm telling you.
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00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:52,769
These knights get laid all the time.
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00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,563
We should go again next week.
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00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:01,778
- You have no messages.
- Nobody loves you.
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00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:09,536
Oh by the way. I think, I left something in the living room the other day. Can you be apparent check that out for me?
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00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:13,707
Just a little piece of equipment.
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00:38:19,505 --> 00:38:23,133
- What do you think?
- What is all this?
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00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:31,141
It appears as if someone has taken the liberty of updating your home entertainment system.
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00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:38,857
I got you the big-screen TV,
deluxe karaoke machine...
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00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:44,529
...and THX-quality sound that would
make George Lucas cream in his pants.
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00:38:44,697 --> 00:38:47,574
You got into my house when I wasn't home?
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00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:51,745
Well, how else I supposed to get this stuff here. By Osmosis?
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00:38:51,912 --> 00:38:55,874
- How much did all of this cost?
- Practically nothing.
421
00:38:56,042 --> 00:39:01,421
I have a connection. Preferred customer.
I hook him up, he hooks me up.
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00:39:01,589 --> 00:39:06,051
- Listen, I can't accept this. I wouldn't feel right.
- Why not?
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00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:10,430
You give me something so much
more valuable. Friendship.
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00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,932
Yehh and, you given me friendship. So we're even.
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00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,437
Really don't take this personally but You have to take all this stuff back.
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00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:22,859
Okay.
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00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:28,948
- My friend with pickup works till Saturday. Can I leave it here till then?
- Sure. No problem.
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00:39:29,283 --> 00:39:32,119
Hi, this is Robin Harris.
Steven doesn't live here anymore...
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00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,622
If you wanna reach him, call 9555-3837
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00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:41,211
Hey Robin, it's Steven.
I'm still trying to reach you so.
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00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,881
Well, I'm at the office. Call me. Bye.
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00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,009
- How's it going?
- Good.
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00:39:48,177 --> 00:39:52,305
- Good. Keep it up. It's your ass.
- Right.
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00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,309
It's Robin on line two.
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00:39:57,770 --> 00:40:02,565
Hey, I had the best time the other night.
So when I'm gonna get you on my sofa again?
436
00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:08,488
- Well, tonight's not looking too good. How about tomorrow?
- Chip.
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00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:12,325
I knew I'd get you
on the phone that way.
438
00:40:12,493 --> 00:40:17,831
Listen, that equipment is gonna be history soon. Let's break the cherry on that karaoke machine.
439
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:22,669
- What does that mean?
- Tomorrow night, Karaoke jam. Your place. No ifs, ands or buts.
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00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:28,299
Well maybe a few butts. Big ones!
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00:40:32,237 --> 00:40:33,999
♪ American Women ♪
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00:40:34,337 --> 00:40:36,669
♪ Stay away from me ♪
443
00:40:37,337 --> 00:40:38,969
♪ American Women ♪
444
00:40:40,337 --> 00:40:41,969
♪ Mamma, Let me Pee ♪
445
00:40:42,337 --> 00:40:45,969
♪ Don't come at hanging around my door ♪
446
00:40:46,037 --> 00:40:48,969
♪ I don't wanna see your face no more ♪
447
00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:49,654
♪ I got bored.. ♪
448
00:40:49,655 --> 00:40:52,740
You're going on a date? I thought we'd fun the other night.
449
00:40:52,908 --> 00:40:57,573
We good. we good, but that doesn't mean that we're officially back together.
450
00:40:57,574 --> 00:41:00,039
And you said yourself time apart is good.
451
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,295
Yes. Time apart from each other,
but not with other people. That's not time apart.
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00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,464
That's time with someone else.
453
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:12,594
- Steven I love you, but I gotta go. Bye.
- Bye.
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00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:24,647
This is just a sign
that you need to live a little.
455
00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,861
- She's having fun. You should too.
- Maybe you're right.
456
00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:32,280
You're damn right, I'm right.
457
00:41:33,407 --> 00:41:39,871
- Oh I must forgot, I got you a little something.
- I thought you said we are even.
458
00:41:40,039 --> 00:41:42,538
- You're breaking the rules.
- So, shoot me.
459
00:41:42,539 --> 00:41:44,667
What is it?
460
00:41:53,594 --> 00:41:57,055
My brother thought
it might help you with your lisp.
461
00:41:57,556 --> 00:42:03,436
- This is... There's no words...
- It's no big deal.
462
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:07,023
Yes, it is. Yes, it is. It is to me.
463
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:10,568
Now I'm on a mission.
464
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:17,492
This is going to be
the best damn karaoke jam ever.
465
00:42:27,419 --> 00:42:29,587
We're really bopping!
466
00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:38,263
- You have some nice friends.
- Ye..They're just preferred customers.
467
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:43,101
Chick alert, 2 O'clock.
What a licorice.
468
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:50,275
- Don't look, don't look, don't look, don't .
- You're just playing with me.
469
00:42:50,442 --> 00:42:54,862
- She's all over you. Like a lamp shield.
- Shut up.
470
00:42:55,489 --> 00:43:01,536
I'd strike while the iron is hot if I were you.
He who hesitates, masturbates.
471
00:43:01,704 --> 00:43:03,371
Go.
472
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:11,546
- Hey. I'm Steven.
- Heather.
473
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:16,175
- Can I get you a beer?
- How about a tequila?
474
00:43:16,343 --> 00:43:18,177
All right.
475
00:43:21,932 --> 00:43:23,600
Hi, Rick.
476
00:43:25,311 --> 00:43:27,353
That's could be a good one.
477
00:43:28,188 --> 00:43:32,859
- Thanks for accepting my invitation.
- Steven invited me.
478
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:36,446
Look at him. He's having a super time.
479
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:43,828
He's changing Rick. You gonna have to learn
to live with that.
480
00:43:46,582 --> 00:43:52,837
I don't know what your story is Chip Douglas,
but I'm going to find out.
481
00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:59,677
Well don't dig too deep. You might
get burnt by the molten lava.
482
00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:03,556
I'm out of here.
483
00:44:11,523 --> 00:44:14,758
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
484
00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:20,907
The soothing sounds of Raul,
ladies and gentlemen.
485
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,827
- You had honey in your voice tonight Raul.
- Do a song for us.
486
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:27,747
Oh No, I couldn't. No, I really couldn't.
487
00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,835
All right, already!
488
00:44:34,046 --> 00:44:37,090
I fought the law, and the law won.
489
00:44:38,884 --> 00:44:42,097
You might recognize this song as performed by Jefferson Airplane,
490
00:44:42,098 --> 00:44:44,263
In a little rockumentary called "Gimme Shelter."
491
00:44:44,264 --> 00:44:47,063
About the rolling stones and their nightmare at Altamont.
492
00:44:47,064 --> 00:44:49,435
That night the Oakland chapter of the Hell's Angels
had their way.
493
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:53,147
Tonight, it's my turn.
494
00:45:22,469 --> 00:45:28,516
- So what do you do?
- I can barely hear you. Do we talk in the other room?
495
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,309
All right.
496
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:56,103
♪ We just had a baby born at the left side
of the party, Ladies & Gentlemen. ♪
497
00:46:56,271 --> 00:47:00,733
♪ We need an ambulance
over by the scaffolding! ♪
498
00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:25,967
It's the summer of love, baby.
Let's leave these two alone.
499
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:30,221
Smile!
That's going to be a good one.
500
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:50,408
Good morning, Where are you sunshine.
and how are we today?
501
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:55,288
I borrowed this sweatshirt. Hope you don't mind.
Bacon and eggs, coming up.
502
00:47:55,455 --> 00:48:00,918
- Where did Heather go?
- Oh I heard being leaving early this morning.
503
00:48:01,086 --> 00:48:03,296
You Cad.
504
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:11,012
- What a night. Just what I needed.
- Well, I'll tell you something.
505
00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:15,474
- You look like a new man.
- I feel like a new man.
506
00:48:15,642 --> 00:48:20,479
I was getting so used to been rejected.
You know, I really liked her.
507
00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:23,774
Hey. It was my treat.
508
00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:33,159
- What do you mean with your treat?
- You know I buy this time, you buy next time.
509
00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:40,041
- Don't let your eggs get cold.
- Buy what?
510
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:47,173
What do you mean, "Buy" what?
The women.
511
00:48:48,967 --> 00:48:52,595
The wom...Do you mean that Heather is a prostitute?
512
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:58,809
Of course she is. You think a woman like that would hangout with us if we weren't paying her?
513
00:48:58,977 --> 00:49:01,771
Oh, God! This can't be happening.
514
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:04,982
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
515
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:11,322
It's okay. She's totally clean.
I checked her out about a week ago.
516
00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:18,329
Make sure she was top quality.
And I'm healthy as a horse. Not a drip.
517
00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,989
Would you like some juice?
518
00:49:21,990 --> 00:49:26,045
You're kidding me right?. She's a friend of your. You're just messing with my mind, Right?
519
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:31,092
- I wish I had friends like that.
- Get out of my house.
520
00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:35,888
What are you so ashamed of? I know she was a working girl, but she kinda liked you.
521
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:39,725
- You might even able to get a freebie.
- No, just get out now.
522
00:49:39,893 --> 00:49:43,064
I don't ever want to see you again.
Robin was never gonna forgive me.
523
00:49:43,065 --> 00:49:45,064
Well, I tell you how you handle that.
524
00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:48,626
DON'T TELL HER. You want her back.
I'll help you get her back.
525
00:49:48,627 --> 00:49:49,893
No, I don't..
I can do it...
526
00:49:49,894 --> 00:49:53,406
No, I just want you out of my apartment.
And get this stuff out of here.
527
00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:56,536
I think you need to ask yourself, Why are you doing this Steven?
528
00:49:56,537 --> 00:49:58,536
If I think you're starting to sabotage yourself.
529
00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:01,247
- Out. Now.
- Ok
530
00:50:01,415 --> 00:50:05,084
Everything was going so well. Why are you doing this Steven?
531
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:09,380
I made you breakfast,
and we were eating and...
532
00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,924
- Out!
- Scrambled eggs and..
533
00:50:12,092 --> 00:50:16,971
- No, I'll fix this Steven. I' can fix it. I can make it cool again.
- Out.
534
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:20,016
This is just a speed bump Steven!
I'll make it better.
535
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:28,607
- May I help you?
- No. I'm meeting someone here.
536
00:50:41,496 --> 00:50:45,458
I apologize about last night.
I came home from gym and I just fell asleep.
537
00:50:55,677 --> 00:50:57,678
Most appreciated.
538
00:50:59,389 --> 00:51:04,477
So Gail tells me you're coming out of a relationship. What's that like. It must be hard on you.
539
00:51:04,978 --> 00:51:10,483
- Not really. We're just sort of in a holding pattern right now.
- A holding pattern?
540
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:14,070
It sounds like you need to come down and refuel.
541
00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:18,057
- You're sexy.
- I Am?
542
00:51:18,058 --> 00:51:18,657
You heard me.
543
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:27,750
You've been working hard.
Take a break.
544
00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:39,178
Excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, pardon me, pardon me, hey what's the story with our chicken, man?
545
00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,745
- Your chicken?
- Have the eggs had a chance to hatch yet?
546
00:51:41,746 --> 00:51:44,345
Well, Maybe you can go check on it for me, my friend.
547
00:51:44,346 --> 00:51:46,227
If it's not too much trouble for you.
548
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,022
Alright, I'm sorry to put you out.
549
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:52,733
You see the attitude? Unbelievable.
550
00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:57,071
Look I'm like hysterical now.
What were we talking about?
551
00:51:57,239 --> 00:52:00,366
Your job. What's that like.
What's your job like?
552
00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:05,204
It's a little crazy right now...
We've just sort of...my..
553
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:09,211
Hold that on. Just a second. I need to use the head.
and I'll be right back.
554
00:52:09,212 --> 00:52:12,211
I want to find out about your job.
about a minute rested, I'm curious about it.
555
00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:15,548
Hey, what's with the story with our chicken?
556
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,557
- Enjoy your meal.
- Thank you.
557
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:28,060
- Good evening, sir.
- Hey, Stretch.
558
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:33,732
- Pleasant night, isn't it?
- Yeah, not too bad.
559
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,199
Of course, I guess the weather is always fussing in here.
560
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,905
The winters are remarkably mild!
561
00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:48,926
If you need anything, just let me know.
Anything at all.
562
00:52:48,927 --> 00:52:52,126
Don't bother. I think, I got it under control.
563
00:52:52,294 --> 00:52:55,963
- Unbelievable.
- It's no trouble, really.
564
00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,465
What is your-?
565
00:52:59,384 --> 00:53:03,929
People rarely take advantage of
all my services. I'll help you wash up.
566
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:07,016
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
567
00:53:10,937 --> 00:53:13,189
You're on a big date.
568
00:53:15,233 --> 00:53:17,943
You'll need to look your best.
569
00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:26,577
That'll take care of the shine.
Now, let's pluck those eyebrows!
570
00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:30,289
She loves me, she loves me not.
She loves me...
571
00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:34,293
...she loves me not.
572
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:37,546
A little José Eber...
573
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:43,552
...a touch of Alfalfa...
574
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:47,848
...and...Boom-bam...we're ready to dry you off!
575
00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:52,478
Right into the buckle.
That's got to hurt!
576
00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:59,193
Suck it.
Suck the air.
577
00:53:59,361 --> 00:54:02,988
Anyone ever say, You look just like Dizzy Gillespie.
578
00:54:16,378 --> 00:54:21,632
Don't worry about the tip.
But I've got one for you.
579
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,844
Stay away from Robin. She's taken.
580
00:54:34,104 --> 00:54:37,067
Here's a brizzare story from downtown where a man was beaten...
581
00:54:37,068 --> 00:54:40,067
...in a restroom by the sailor disguised as
a bathroom attendant.
582
00:54:40,235 --> 00:54:43,132
The victim is been unable to speak senses unmotivated attack.
583
00:54:43,133 --> 00:54:47,032
A police sketch are as put together this drawing for witnesses descriptions.
584
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:48,242
We'll be right back.
585
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,579
Tonight on UPN: The trial
that's captured the nation.
586
00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:58,168
Everybody is waiting for the verdict,
but you don't have to wait for the movie.
587
00:54:58,336 --> 00:55:01,714
- Crybaby.
- I love you.
588
00:55:01,881 --> 00:55:07,386
- No, Sammy!
- Look who's crying now.
589
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:14,284
Eric Roberts is Sam and Stan Sweet
in Brother Sweet Brother. The killing of Stanton Sweet.
590
00:55:14,285 --> 00:55:16,228
Parental discretion advised.
591
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:32,745
- Who is it?
- It's the cable guy.
592
00:55:32,912 --> 00:55:36,248
My cable's fine.
593
00:55:36,416 --> 00:55:38,962
I have an upgrade order for one Robin Harris.
594
00:55:38,963 --> 00:55:41,962
Total rainbow package. That's every pay channel available.
595
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:44,631
Well, I didn't order that.
596
00:55:47,677 --> 00:55:50,804
Apparently, you have a secret admirer.
597
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:57,311
- Was it a man named Steven?
- I can't tell you that.
598
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,773
- Come on.
- No, I promised Steven I wouldn't say.
599
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:03,108
Oh, My goodness, look what I've done.
600
00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:08,364
- You didn't hear it from me.
- Hold on.
601
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:31,887
- Male witches are the worst kind.
- He's not a witch.
602
00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:42,815
That about does it. My work is done.
603
00:56:44,275 --> 00:56:45,651
Okay.
604
00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:48,737
That was hot up there.
605
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:57,830
- So, Are you a friend of Steven's?
- I'm proud to say that I am.
606
00:56:57,997 --> 00:57:02,501
I recently installed his cable
and we just hit it off. We burned a big time.
607
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:06,839
- Are you guys going out a lot?
- Not really.
608
00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:10,008
That guy is devoted to you.
609
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:14,304
You know, I'm probably crossing a boundary telling you this...
610
00:57:15,181 --> 00:57:18,517
...but he thinks you're the cat's pajamas. You really does.
611
00:57:20,061 --> 00:57:22,104
Did he say that?
612
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:29,528
Only every five minutes. Frankly I'm sick of hearing it. I'm just joking.
613
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,865
- He's a good man.
- Yeah.
614
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:38,300
He mentioned that you guys have...had some problems.
615
00:57:38,305 --> 00:57:42,958
- Yehh, It's a little complicated.
- It always is.
616
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:46,462
You know, I asked a woman to marry me once.
617
00:57:47,172 --> 00:57:53,552
She said, she wanted to think about it.
We agreed to take some time apart. Reassess our feelings.
618
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,515
You know...Give each other space.
619
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:04,313
Well, She's no longer with us.
620
00:58:06,566 --> 00:58:09,067
Ohh.. I'm sorry.
621
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:14,156
Sometimes you don't know
what you've got till it's gone.
622
00:58:16,701 --> 00:58:22,664
Promise me you'Il never go bungee jumping in Mexico. Okay. They just don't have the regulations.
623
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:27,377
- I promise.
- Anyway...
624
00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:30,088
I've said too much.
625
00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:35,260
Thank you.
626
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:41,934
Cherish him, Robin.
Every hair on his head.
627
00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,108
Excuse me.
628
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:53,820
- Hello.
- I love you.
629
00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:55,850
- Robin?
- Yes.
630
00:58:55,988 --> 00:58:58,110
Oh, I love you too.
631
00:58:58,117 --> 00:59:00,619
That was so sweet of you.
632
00:59:01,317 --> 00:59:02,619
Oh, Well..
633
00:59:02,747 --> 00:59:06,750
- You didn't have to do that.
- I- I wanted to.
634
00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:10,963
Giving me free cable.
Only you would do something like that.
635
00:59:13,434 --> 00:59:19,805
Oh, Well, you know, I've been wanting to do something for you, but always trying to give you your space, so...
636
00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:24,142
- Maybe, We shouldn't be making more of it anymore.
- Okay.
637
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:30,191
- So, Call me later if you're around.
- Oh Sure, I call you soon as I get home.
638
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:31,400
Okay.
639
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:33,194
- Bye!
- Bye, bye!
640
00:59:33,901 --> 00:59:34,700
- Steven.
641
00:59:35,154 --> 00:59:40,834
- Are you ready to rock?
- Oh, The concert. Oh, Jesus.
642
00:59:40,835 --> 00:59:45,163
- What?
- That was Robin. I think that we are getting back together.
643
00:59:45,331 --> 00:59:52,004
So you're blowing me off. I can't believe this. You do this everytime man. I don't want put up with it anymore.
644
00:59:59,846 --> 01:00:05,392
- Don't be mad. Can't you get somebody else to go?
- Yehh, Maybe I'll take MY cable guy.
645
01:00:11,983 --> 01:00:14,026
So, I'll call you later-
646
01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:25,203
Pretty smooth work.
I set them up, you knock them down.
647
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:32,502
- What?
- Robin. I got her back for you. I juiced her up.
648
01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:37,215
- How do you know we're back together?
- Free cable is the ultimate aphrodisiac, Steven.
649
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:43,513
- I don't want you messing around with my life.
- I know, I felt bad about the other night. I wanted to make it up to you.
650
01:00:46,392 --> 01:00:49,186
So what are you doing? Wanna catch a flick?
651
01:00:53,691 --> 01:00:58,403
Look, I appreciate you helping me out with Robin.
652
01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:05,494
But you have to understand, I'm going to have to work *extra* hard to not screw this relationship up again.
653
01:01:06,412 --> 01:01:13,168
You're a very nice guy, but I just
don't have any room in my life for a new friend.
654
01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:15,087
Okay?
655
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:23,470
- So, What are you trying to say?
- I don't want to be your friend.
656
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:32,229
I appreciate your honesty.
You're a real straight shooter.
657
01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:38,694
- So you're all right?
- Hey, I'm a big boy.
658
01:01:39,445 --> 01:01:43,281
It's no big deal. Whatever.
659
01:01:47,036 --> 01:01:52,624
- You're sure?
- Uh-huh. I'm fine.
660
01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:15,856
- Robin Harris.
- Hey, it's Chip Douglas.
661
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:20,986
- Chip Douglas?
- The cable guy.
662
01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:29,661
- Hi, What's up?
- I feel kinda weird calling you just, I'm worried about Steven.
663
01:02:30,329 --> 01:02:37,002
- What is it?
- Well, something isn't right. Doesn't seem like himselfs lately.
664
01:02:37,170 --> 01:02:43,008
- Have you noticed anything or...ahh?
- No. Actually things are going really well.
665
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:49,181
Good. That makes me feel better.
666
01:02:49,348 --> 01:02:55,228
- Well, Should I be worried?
- No. I'm probably just been nervous in ally.
667
01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:00,817
Let's just keep our eyes open.
668
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:06,490
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
669
01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:11,578
Alright,Just let it put yourself here.
Stevie, you did it, man.
670
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:16,374
You took your cajones and mine and you put them on the table and you slam-dunked it.
671
01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:19,836
Ready to go. Now asked probably give him my job.
672
01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:26,334
- On to the next order of business.
- Steven, I need to talk to you.
673
01:03:27,553 --> 01:03:31,848
...get down to an order finding an architect.
674
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:35,852
- I really need to talk to you.
- It shall wait.
675
01:03:36,020 --> 01:03:42,692
- Is there a Steven Kovacs in here?
- Oh Yeah. I'm Steven Kovacs. What's the problem?
676
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:45,705
- You're under arrest son.
- What did he do?
677
01:03:45,706 --> 01:03:46,905
- Receiving stolen property.
678
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:52,452
- What? I don't know anything about it.
- Do not speak until spoken to.
679
01:03:52,662 --> 01:03:57,582
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say maybe used against you in a court of law.
680
01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:02,128
- You have the right to an attorney. Do you understand?
- But, I didn't accept any stolen goods.
681
01:04:02,296 --> 01:04:06,925
Deluxe karaoke machine.
Big-screen TV.
682
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:11,721
Cream in his pants...
683
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,313
- I can't believe you did this.
- I didn't do anything.
684
01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:23,980
He gave you a big-screen TV
and a Hi-Fi system as a present?
685
01:04:23,981 --> 01:04:27,112
You aspect me to believe that. You know, you're killing your mother with this.
686
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:30,782
- I swear it's true.
- Why would you accept such extravagant gifts?
687
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:37,080
- I don't know. I shouldn't have.
- What's really going on here Steven? Are you on some...Are you taking the pot?
688
01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:41,567
I'm fine. I didn't do anything!
Just call my cable guy.
689
01:04:41,568 --> 01:04:47,132
Steven, the police looked into it. Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company.
690
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:51,803
- This is a mistake. This can't be happening.
- Yes it is and It's killing your mother.
691
01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:57,142
- When can you get me out of here?
- Well, unfortunate there's no time to get a bail hearing today.
692
01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:00,645
You gonna have to spend the weekend in county lockup.
693
01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:03,857
- Look at the pretty boy!
- Shut-up!
694
01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:12,365
...and they call me to pump
and I'll be your friend.
695
01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:14,576
Lock down!
696
01:05:25,087 --> 01:05:27,088
You hear anything?
697
01:05:30,676 --> 01:05:33,553
Hello Steven! I came as soon as I could.
698
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:38,183
- What's your real name?
- It's Larry Tate, but that's not what's important right now.
699
01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:43,396
We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV and I think I saw the loophole in your case.
700
01:05:43,564 --> 01:05:48,485
I'm gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I'll put the SYSTEM on trial.
701
01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:53,031
- Why are you doing this to me?
- I didn't do this to you, you did this to you.
702
01:05:53,199 --> 01:05:58,703
- You set me up.
- No. I taught you a lesson.
703
01:05:58,871 --> 01:06:03,750
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.
You seem to prefer the latter.
704
01:06:04,627 --> 01:06:06,252
I'm just here to comfort you.
705
01:06:08,547 --> 01:06:13,218
Come on, Touch it. Come on, You need human contact. Touch it.
706
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,220
I will not touch it.
707
01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:22,936
- What are you doing? Stop it, Stop it.
- I know how you're feeling right now!
708
01:06:23,104 --> 01:06:27,524
- Stop it, stop it. Don't do that.
- I'm here for you!
709
01:06:29,568 --> 01:06:33,697
Don't do that! Jesus christ! You're gonna get me killed!
710
01:06:34,073 --> 01:06:37,575
Oh, Billy.
711
01:06:44,875 --> 01:06:47,002
I'm just messing with you.
712
01:06:47,878 --> 01:06:52,173
Remember Midnight Express?
Oliver Stone won the Academy Award for best screenplay.
713
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,676
Awesome-awesome scene.
714
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:58,888
Sir, This is the man who framed me. He's right here. He set me up. Arrest him.
715
01:06:59,056 --> 01:07:02,934
Hey, Bernie, how's that sports package?
Alright.
716
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:13,069
Ohh By the way! Don't worry about Robin. I'll make sure she is well taking care of.
717
01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:19,451
- If you go near her, I'll kill you.
- That's it. Come on, let's go!
718
01:07:21,829 --> 01:07:24,792
This concludes our broadcast day.
719
01:07:27,029 --> 01:07:27,792
Click.
720
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:32,047
- You bet your ass, You've been blowing me off.
- Well, this guy is really been doing a number on me.
721
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:35,884
- I told you not to hangout with him.
- You tell me to offer him money and get free cable.
722
01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:39,888
Did I...tell you to have a karaoke jam with him?
723
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:43,600
Rick, I'm out on bail.
724
01:07:47,229 --> 01:07:51,816
Ok, I'll see if I can get my friend and research to track him down. What do you say his name was?
725
01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:56,905
Well, He calls himself Larry Tate. But he told me, his name is Chip Douglas.
726
01:07:57,073 --> 01:08:01,159
Chip Douglas! Chip Douglas! Why this is sounds so familiar.
727
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,996
- Are you okay?
- Yehh, I'm fine.
728
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:09,584
- You're not fine. When you say you're fine, I know that you're not fine.
- I just want to get this over with.
729
01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:12,295
I hate visiting my parents.
730
01:08:14,006 --> 01:08:19,928
Is this guy cool? I'm just joking. Come on in, you psycho.
731
01:08:20,596 --> 01:08:24,417
- What is he doing here?
- I invited him.
732
01:08:24,418 --> 01:08:26,317
You invited him... When?
733
01:08:26,318 --> 01:08:28,812
- At lunch, the other day.
- At lunch the other day, you have lunch with him...?
734
01:08:28,979 --> 01:08:33,525
- You look great.
- And you are a vision.
735
01:08:33,692 --> 01:08:39,197
- Hello Steven! You look rested.
- Come here.
736
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:42,981
What's wrong Steven!? You seems some weird energy from you.
737
01:08:42,982 --> 01:08:46,020
Yehh maybe that's because I just got out of jail where you sent me.
738
01:08:46,021 --> 01:08:50,875
- I should just take you to the police, Right now.
- You can if you like.
739
01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:54,838
But I'd hate that for sure Robin this.
740
01:08:55,381 --> 01:09:00,718
- Bastard!
- Come on Steven! Let's just have a good time tonight.
741
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:08,726
So, Steven is carrying his battle axe and he's chasing me. Wave it around like a mad man.
742
01:09:08,894 --> 01:09:13,481
So I says to him I says, "Hey, it's just a show!
What are you trying to prove?"
743
01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:21,990
- He's always taking things too seriously.
- Totally, certain I don't know, the guy almost took my head off.
744
01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:32,750
You guys have never played Porno Password?
It's the adult version of the popular television game show.
745
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:37,589
Robin, you're on my team.
Steven, you're with Mom.
746
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,425
You're the judges.
747
01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:43,261
Pick a word.
748
01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:57,275
The password is...
749
01:09:57,484 --> 01:09:59,944
...vagina.
750
01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:04,574
- I really don't want to play this game.
- Come on, Steven.
751
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:09,454
Woman.
752
01:10:10,789 --> 01:10:14,125
- Woman.
- Man?
753
01:10:18,505 --> 01:10:26,137
Penis.
754
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:32,268
- Penis.
- Vagina?
755
01:10:32,436 --> 01:10:34,646
Yes! Yes!
756
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:38,816
She got vagina!
757
01:10:38,984 --> 01:10:44,322
- I would have said "schlong."
- Hey, Now we're starting to get this!
758
01:10:52,539 --> 01:10:56,709
The password is...
759
01:10:58,504 --> 01:11:00,672
...nipple.
760
01:11:01,674 --> 01:11:05,176
- Can I pass?
- Come on, Steven. Don't be a stick in the mud.
761
01:11:07,638 --> 01:11:12,725
Breast.
762
01:11:13,852 --> 01:11:15,520
Tit?
763
01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:23,361
Remember his clue.
764
01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:27,156
Hard.
765
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:34,872
- Erection?
- No. But thanks for noticing.
766
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:41,337
- Your turn!
- Center.
767
01:11:43,966 --> 01:11:46,050
Center.
768
01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:51,222
- Center!
- Nipple?
769
01:11:52,224 --> 01:11:54,642
- She got it!
- Mom.
770
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:05,278
The password is...
771
01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,823
I'm not quite sure how to say this.
772
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,036
You know that little thing...
773
01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:18,249
- No. I can't say that to my mother.
- Hey, She's a grown woman. She can handle it.
774
01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:21,711
No, I won't do it. I'm not gonna do it. I don't want to play anymore. I've had enough! That's it.
775
01:12:21,879 --> 01:12:27,592
- It's just skin, Steven.
- No, I had enough I don't want to do it anymore! I'm not playing porno password with him.
776
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:32,764
- Steven, I really think, you're overreacting.
- I'm not overreacting. You all being fooled by him.
777
01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:39,437
- He's not like this. He's a lunatic and is a felon.
- Wooo...Everybody just relax.
778
01:12:40,105 --> 01:12:44,734
- We knew this is gonna happen.
- Nothing is happening, Nothing is happening!
779
01:12:44,902 --> 01:12:49,781
Steven! This is a safe place.
You're with people who love you. Right everyone?
780
01:12:49,948 --> 01:12:54,911
- Yes! We love you.
- I hate you! Get out of my life!
781
01:12:55,079 --> 01:13:00,291
- He's projecting all of his anger on to me. Maybe I should go.
- No. Don't go.
782
01:13:00,459 --> 01:13:03,679
- Steven! You are being an asshole.
- What?
783
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,000
Do you see what's happening right now?
784
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:07,966
- You're hitting bottom.
- You stay away from me.
785
01:13:07,967 --> 01:13:09,175
Come on now.
786
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:15,100
This is where the healing begins.
Come on...Come on.
787
01:13:15,140 --> 01:13:21,812
Robin showed me the birthmark on her left shoulder. It's very sexy. Slurrrrppp.
788
01:13:24,951 --> 01:13:25,645
Steven!
789
01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:29,445
What the hell is wrong with you man?
790
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:36,828
Thank you for the delightful evening everyone.
I guess I'll be leaving now.
791
01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:50,842
I forgive you. I only hope
my neurologist will feel the same.
792
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:05,731
- Did anybody notice I'm late?
- What you talking about? You've been here for an hour.
793
01:14:17,870 --> 01:14:22,790
- How's Hal?
- Of, Don't get me started. That man, he has no vision.
794
01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:29,380
It's like working for Mr. Magoo.
now for only somebody purple would wiseup and dump Hal.
795
01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:33,551
- And those hair plugs...Just so awful to look at.
- I know.
796
01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:37,972
- Hair plugs...Hair plugs...Hair plugs...I know...I know...I know.
- Oh, shit.
797
01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:43,769
He's so pathetic.
I think I hate him. Hate him...
798
01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:56,032
If only somebody purple would wiseup and dump Hal.
799
01:15:03,415 --> 01:15:07,001
I... I don't hate you.
800
01:15:07,169 --> 01:15:10,004
- Those hair plugs.
- Get out.
801
01:15:38,408 --> 01:15:41,536
Chip! Chip.
802
01:15:42,746 --> 01:15:44,997
This isn't funny!
803
01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:49,418
Where are you?
804
01:15:54,258 --> 01:15:58,219
If you build it, he will come.
805
01:16:14,152 --> 01:16:18,489
- Hello?
- Bingo! My Three Sons.
806
01:16:18,490 --> 01:16:24,495
- Chip and Ernie Douglas.
- I got a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years.
807
01:16:24,496 --> 01:16:26,872
Check out some of these names -
Murray Slaughter.
808
01:16:26,873 --> 01:16:29,750
George Jetson. Jean-Luc Picard.
809
01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:34,630
- There is even a guy who liked to be called "The Big Ragu".
- Carmine from Laverne & Shirley.
810
01:16:34,631 --> 01:16:36,941
That's so sad that you know that.
811
01:16:37,009 --> 01:16:40,428
Anyway, the cable company in town
fired a guy six months ago...
812
01:16:40,596 --> 01:16:42,388
...named Darrin Stevens.
813
01:16:42,556 --> 01:16:48,853
You may remember his boss...Larry Tate,
from a little show called Bewitched.
814
01:16:49,021 --> 01:16:53,608
- So, he doesn't even work for the cable company?
- Yahtzee!
815
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:57,266
They booted his ass for stalking customers.
816
01:16:57,267 --> 01:17:01,866
This guy is deeply troubled. If I were you, I'd lock up *tight*.
817
01:17:02,117 --> 01:17:04,238
New developments breaking in the Sam Sweet Trial.
818
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:07,538
The jury has notified the judge that they are close to a verdict.
819
01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:10,960
And would like to continue deliberating
into the evening hours.
820
01:17:10,961 --> 01:17:12,960
We'll keep you updated as events gone.
821
01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:14,966
The day started real nice here in southern will.
822
01:17:14,967 --> 01:17:18,466
But now the moisture is increasing. And the clouds are wowering and thickening.
823
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:22,053
That time center of the weather radar, we see strong thunderstorms...
824
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,021
Cable guy!
825
01:17:32,643 --> 01:17:33,621
Cable guy!
826
01:17:41,843 --> 01:17:43,221
Cable guy!
827
01:17:45,843 --> 01:17:47,221
Cabloce gaauy!
828
01:17:52,843 --> 01:17:57,221
Ca....ble gaaaaaauy!
829
01:18:19,861 --> 01:18:23,864
Okay, I'm going! Take it off.
830
01:18:26,785 --> 01:18:30,538
See you! Bye.
831
01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:51,851
I just want to hang out! No big deal!
832
01:19:13,749 --> 01:19:18,120
- Hello?
- What a shame! We could have been blood brothers.
833
01:19:18,128 --> 01:19:22,965
But you're too needy.
It's a real turn-off. Ask Robin.
834
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:26,927
Rick told me that you are fired from the cable company. You're not even a real cable guy.
835
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:30,473
Can you hold on a second. I have call waiting.
836
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:48,866
- Knock it off. I know it's you.
- Sorry about that. Where was I?
837
01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:52,286
- Don't do this. There must be something, we can do to work this out?
- I wish we could.
838
01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:59,620
- I'm just so tired, Steven. So very tired.
- Look, Can we talk in person. Where are you?
839
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:06,634
I'd love to chat, but I'm
getting together with a lady friend.
840
01:20:07,719 --> 01:20:10,012
- You might know her.
- Stay away from her!
841
01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:13,140
Goodbye, Steven. Click.
842
01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:20,481
Robin!
843
01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:26,570
- Robin!
- She just left with the man from the cable company!
844
01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:29,240
- You don't know, where they were going?
- No
845
01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:35,162
But, I heard him say they were gonna go for
ride on the information super highway.
846
01:20:40,585 --> 01:20:43,587
The future is now!
847
01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:49,552
Soon every American home will integrate their
television, phone and computer!
848
01:20:49,719 --> 01:20:55,599
You'll be able to visit the Louvre on one channel,
or watch female mud wrestling on another.
849
01:20:55,767 --> 01:21:02,523
You can do your shopping at home, or play
mortal combat with a friend in Vietnam.
850
01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:10,906
I want to go home now.
I'm worried about Steven.
851
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:14,952
Steven. Steven.
852
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,121
Steven, Steven, Steven.
853
01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:41,145
- Help!
- Robin!
854
01:21:43,231 --> 01:21:45,900
Where are you?
855
01:21:46,067 --> 01:21:50,195
- Steven!
- I'm coming!
856
01:21:56,453 --> 01:21:59,663
- Help me!
- Hang on!
857
01:22:09,674 --> 01:22:15,471
- Steven, look out!
- Yes, Steven! Look out!
858
01:22:27,025 --> 01:22:33,614
"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld."
859
01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:35,445
Leave him alone!
860
01:22:35,446 --> 01:22:39,745
I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie six times. It rules!
861
01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:45,668
Isn't it funny that we ended up in this position. Seriously?
862
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:58,055
You gonna have to do
better than that, Steven.
863
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:01,725
Steven? Steven.
864
01:23:03,269 --> 01:23:05,562
My lisp is gone!
865
01:23:08,191 --> 01:23:11,360
You stupid son-of-a-bitch.
866
01:23:13,863 --> 01:23:18,993
- Stop it! Steven!
- I'm coming!
867
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:33,882
You know, the trouble with real life is,
there's no danger music.
868
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:48,856
Nice jump, Spiderman!
869
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:50,733
Oh, God.
870
01:23:54,612 --> 01:23:59,074
Uh-oh, Steven called the fuzz!
871
01:23:59,242 --> 01:24:02,953
"Bad boys, bad boys... whatcha gonna do?"
872
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:08,042
Skooch-skooch over just a tad.
873
01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:19,845
- Oh, Here comes our hero.
- Okay. Easy.
874
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:23,724
- It didn't have to be this way Steven.
- Well, What are you up to? What are you planning to do?
875
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:27,644
I don't really have a plan, Insect.
876
01:24:27,812 --> 01:24:31,440
It pre much gone moment to moment right now. winging it really.
877
01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:35,569
You got to admit though,
it's a pretty cool place for an ending.
878
01:24:35,570 --> 01:24:38,822
- An ending to what?
- It's like a movie "GoldenEye".
879
01:24:38,990 --> 01:24:45,370
No Its not, its not like anything. This isn't a movie! This is reality! There's a difference.
880
01:24:45,538 --> 01:24:50,084
This is the police. You're
trespassing in a restricted area.
881
01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,885
I just wanted to be your friend...
882
01:25:00,678 --> 01:25:03,680
...but I screwed it up.
883
01:25:05,391 --> 01:25:11,605
- You are in a high-voltage restricted area.
- What's that?
884
01:25:13,191 --> 01:25:15,192
Come again?
885
01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:24,451
Oh I see. You want to quiet down
and just chill out in front of the TV for while. Is that it?
886
01:25:27,997 --> 01:25:31,333
You were never there for me,
were you, Mother?
887
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:39,216
You expected Mike and Carol Brady
to raise me.
888
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:43,470
I'm the bastard son
of Clair Huxtable!
889
01:25:43,638 --> 01:25:47,391
I'm a lost Cunningham!
890
01:25:47,559 --> 01:25:54,231
I learned the facts of life
from watching "The Facts of Life!"
891
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:56,984
Oh, God!
892
01:26:05,201 --> 01:26:07,119
That's it.
893
01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,585
That's what I have to do!
894
01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:19,840
No,no no . Don't do that. don't do that.
No, Come down from there.
895
01:26:20,008 --> 01:26:24,595
- We...we'll all go out together and will have a Heineken.
- Yeah!
896
01:26:24,762 --> 01:26:27,306
I'm not thirsty anymore.
897
01:26:28,516 --> 01:26:30,184
See yaa.
898
01:26:30,643 --> 01:26:32,436
No!
899
01:26:39,694 --> 01:26:42,279
You're not going anywhere!
900
01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:48,285
It's okay!
I understand my purpose now!
901
01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:52,706
Don't do this. You just need help.
We all get lonely.
902
01:26:52,874 --> 01:26:58,962
Yehh, but I get really lonely. I mean look at me. Come on!
903
01:27:02,425 --> 01:27:06,678
You'll be fine. I'll be your pal, just come on up!
904
01:27:06,846 --> 01:27:10,724
No. It's too late for me.
905
01:27:10,892 --> 01:27:16,480
but there are alot of little cable boys and girls out there who STILL have a chance!
906
01:27:17,148 --> 01:27:20,484
Don't you understand, Steven?
907
01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:33,330
Somebody has to kill the babysitter.
908
01:27:43,883 --> 01:27:48,053
This is the moment America has been waiting for. We have just been informed that...
909
01:27:48,221 --> 01:27:51,431
The jury has notified the judge
that they've reached a verdict.
910
01:27:51,599 --> 01:27:56,061
We are LIVE.
The jury is seated and the verdict...
911
01:28:07,865 --> 01:28:11,785
- The moment of truth...
- Jacob Sweet has been found...
912
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:30,971
Help. Help.
913
01:28:35,226 --> 01:28:38,186
Preferred customer, my ASS!
914
01:29:22,774 --> 01:29:28,070
Squad 51, squad 51. Man down.
Possible back injury.
915
01:29:30,698 --> 01:29:35,744
Dixie! We're gonna need an IV with D-5-W bring me as I take to there.
916
01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:39,414
Check vital signs.....need sterilite drip.
917
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:43,794
Prepare to defibrillate! Clear!
918
01:29:53,471 --> 01:29:54,888
Wait!
919
01:30:01,896 --> 01:30:04,981
You two will get be just fine.
920
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:09,361
Take care of him, Robin.
He's good people.
921
01:30:09,987 --> 01:30:12,823
You never told me your real name.
922
01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:17,994
You still want to know my name?
923
01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:20,080
Yeah.
924
01:30:22,750 --> 01:30:26,711
It's Ricardo.
925
01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:31,174
Ricky Ricardo.
926
01:30:42,186 --> 01:30:44,771
I'm just messing with you.
927
01:31:06,043 --> 01:31:08,211
Let's go home.
928
01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:19,890
Hang in there, pal!
You're going to make it, buddy!
929
01:31:29,400 --> 01:31:30,400
Hey.
930
01:31:37,325 --> 01:31:43,079
- Am I really your buddy?
- Yeah, sure you are!82631
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