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Today feels like a special day.
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The sun is out, so I won't
lose a toe to hypothermia.
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And I'm feeling less activity
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from my bodily parasites!
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Sitting there like a couple of lumps.
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It's a sin to watch TV
on such a nice day.
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It's "Boxcar Benji."
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That fake TV hobo?
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You should be out in the
fresh air, playing...
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with real hobos.
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Dodgers are on.
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I heard you that...
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Dad, you should be out in the
fresh air, playing real baseball.
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Funny you bring that up.
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When I played high school ball,
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there were a few scouts sniffing around.
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- I remember the...
- Oh, no, Dad's talking
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about the past again.
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Figured that would clear the room.
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I remember the first time
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I tried that particular
trick on the kids...
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I'm out of here.
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Just me and Don Sutton.
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- Give it back!
- I found a heretic in our midst.
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What, a Giants fan?
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William has been studying
this fake religion
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based on those dumb
science-fiction books he reads.
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Always reading. I'd hoped
that was just a phase.
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It's a science-based thought-system,
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much of it just as feasible
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as the stuff they teach in church.
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"Magor-eology"?
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By J. Eldon Gutierrez.
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They were handing those out
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in front of the vegetarian restaurant.
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That's where I'd go to look for suckers.
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Bunch of folks willing to spend 2 bucks
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on a bowl of grass soup.
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It's a philosophy
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the Magorian people have used to bring
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a trillion years of peace
to their quadrant.
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Wouldn't mind a little peace
in my quadrant right now.
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Give him his book back, Frank.
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Thank you.
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It's a slippery slope, Dad.
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First Magoreology, then he'll
be hanging out with Lutherans.
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Lutherans!
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Now that Frank is out of the room,
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I don't mind saying I agree with him.
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I don't like my kids looking
outside the Catholic Church.
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That's why we have all
the stained glass...
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so you can't see out.
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William's just got a
naturally curious mind.
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The other day, he was
asking me about Buddhism.
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And you told him?!
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Yeah, it's been around for a
while, Mom. It's out there.
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Oh, it's "out there," all right.
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A big, fat guy stuffing his
wisdom into fortune cookies.
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I think that's Confucianism.
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Damn right, it's confusing.
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All these new religions.
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Buddhism's actually
older than Catholicism.
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Yeah, well, I'm just hearing
about it, and I don't like it.
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Well, I think it's healthy
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that William's questioning his beliefs.
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Well, you questioned your beliefs
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right out of a cushy priest job.
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Our religion has a lot of
beautiful, profound ideas
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that only work if you don't
look at them too closely.
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Yeah, church isn't set up for brainiacs
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wringing their hands, trying
to pick things apart.
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That's what synagogues are for.
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- Mm-hmm.
- If you think your faith
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won't stand up to scrutiny,
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why is it so important for
your kids to follow it?
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Because it's right.
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Other religions feel the same way.
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Well, they're wrong.
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If you force William to
believe what you believe,
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you might just drive him away from it.
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Maybe he's right.
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Maybe we should back off William
and see how this plays out.
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That's the trouble with
smart kids... they're awful.
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The dumb ones are awful, too,
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but at least you can boss them around.
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Eddie, pick up your feet when you walk.
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Where have you guys been?
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We got up at 3:00 in the morning
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to get in line for Zeppelin tickets.
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Ooh, it's time for the air show again?
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I'm not surprised blimp
day's become a hot ticket.
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They're the gentle giants of the sky.
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They're talking about the band.
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Zeppelin's a band now?
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Your generation ruins everything.
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Hermits, stones, beetles...
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words used to mean something.
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Well, we didn't get the tickets
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because someone fell
asleep on their shift.
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The guy promised he'd wake me
up when the Ticketron opened.
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You mean the guy in line behind us
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who accused us of cutting
in front of him?
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Yeah... Doug.
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I am never speaking to Doug again.
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You're never seeing him again.
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How about at the concert?
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Doug'll be there.
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But we won't... because of you!
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Because of Doug.
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If we had to depend on
you two in the war,
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we'd all be speaking German right now.
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That would be really helpful.
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I cannot get through my
foreign language requirement.
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I'm surprised you're giving up so easy.
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You always seem to have a connection
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for concert tickets and fireworks.
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And a koala that one time.
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Ohh. Pat's best birthday yet.
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Yeah.
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I got Mousey and Ray-Ray
beating the streets,
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but so far, all they could
score me was "Ice Capades."
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But I might be able to set you
up for that air show, Dad.
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I'll take two for blimp day.
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And, uh, some more of those
hot dog vouchers. Hmm?
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Is this tie too flashy for Mass, hon?
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Huh. Didn't realize I was
married to Liberace.
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Wear the brown one.
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There you are... the
last place I checked.
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Why aren't you wearing pants?
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They wouldn't fit over my shoes,
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but that's not why I'm here.
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Don't feel bad, pal. I
blew it with my tie.
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William says he's not
going to church today.
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Nonsense. You tell him he's going.
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- And put your pants on.
- I mean,
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I can try again, but...
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Take your shoes off first.
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Ohh!
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So, now William doesn't want
to go to church at all.
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Well, I guess we clamp down
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before his doubts about
religion affect the other kids.
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We don't want them catching on.
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You mean we don't want
the others doubting it?
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Sure.
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Well, his problem is, he sits
in Mass thinking about stuff.
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We need to find him a distraction...
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like when the baby and Eddie get fussy,
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I give them my keys to play with.
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And Pat likes how the pew
vibrates under his butt
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when the organ plays a low note.
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What on God's green Earth?!
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Sounds like you're playing
Hell's national anthem.
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I'm just practicing
scales on my theremin.
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- Oh.
- I was hoping to skip Mass today
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to learn the theme from "Star Trek."
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I know how into music you are.
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Father Abdi says
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you're a once-in-a-generation
musical talent.
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Would you knock that off?
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Wait. You were talking
to Father Abdi about me?
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Just the other day,
when I was teaching him
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how Americans use stairs,
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he asked about you getting
involved with the boys' choir.
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- Our choir?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, and do you know why our
church calls it a choir?
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Because when they sing,
it's so terrible,
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you... cwy.
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Sure, Timmy made a bad joke,
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but even in the worst comedy,
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there's a germ of truth.
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Our choir stinks.
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That's all I wanted to communicate.
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I thank ye.
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Look, that's why Father Abdi needs you.
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He was hoping you'd
listen during Mass today
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and give suggestions.
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And they'll take them seriously?
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That's what the Catholic
Church is known for...
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always welcoming new ideas.
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♪ Holy God, we praise Thy Name ♪
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Tempo. Tempo! Come on, people!
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♪ Lord of all, we bow before Thee ♪
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Terrible. It's just appalling.
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Cut 'em some slack. Their
voices are changing.
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Not changing enough.
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Ohh!
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♪ Everlasting is Thy reign ♪
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Ooh! That hymn tickles my butt!
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I welcome you in Christ's name.
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Coming down the tracks
on this two-for-Tuesday,
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a double shot of Grand Funk Railroad.
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What's your finger doing,
besides putting undue stress
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on the rotary mechanism?
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KYWW has tickets to Led Zeppelin.
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You call in to win.
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But you have to say, "KYWW
plays all the hits."
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Now that I understand
it, I care even less.
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Hang up. I like to keep that line open.
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Dad, c'mon! You never get calls.
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I work in the defense industry,
so I must be reachable
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at all times in case of
a national emergency.
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What'd I tell you?
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Mike Cleary.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh. Well, that's intriguing.
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You confirmed those
figures with the Colonel?
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And everybody up at HQ?
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Okay. I'll be there.
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Peggy, Kentucky Fried
Chicken has a meal deal...
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a bucket, fixins, plus free slaw!
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Clowns almost made me miss that.
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Honey, I told you...
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tonight we are dining with the Colonel.
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We need a fresh vegetable, so
I'm opening a can of beans.
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Well, this just about tears it!
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I am fit to be tied!
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Oh, Frank, stop talking
like an elderly person.
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William staged a power-grab
at choir practice.
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Came in throwing "suggestions"
at Sister Euphemia,
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who rolled over like an Irish Setter.
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Sounds like you got
William back in the fold.
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Yeah, but I didn't realize
it would upset Frank.
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So that's just gravy.
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Mmm. Savory country gravy.
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Time to pick up the chicken.
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Mm.
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Hey, I hear you're whipping
the choir into shape.
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Good job.
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I hear Frank isn't too happy about it.
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He's mad because he thinks
his voice is a tenor.
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I would rank it more of
a four-and-a-halfer.
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Yes, it's a bad joke,
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but it doesn't diminish the
importance of the message.
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- Frank stinks.
- You can't kick him out.
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They already spent good
money on that special robe
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that makes him look like
he's got shoulders.
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I told him he can stay
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if he just moves his lips
without making any noise.
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Oh, if only I could get him
to do that around here.
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We sounded really good tonight.
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In fact, Father Abdi stopped
by and asked us to sing
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on the "Mass for Shut-Ins"
show this Sunday.
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What do you know?
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Because of church,
you're gonna sing on TV.
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Acoustics in our house
were a funny thing.
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Sometimes, I couldn't
hear my mother tell me
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to pick up a dirty
sock from 2 feet away,
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... on TV... on TV... but other times...
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You hear that, Timmy?
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William's gonna sing on TV?
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♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪
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♪ Merciful and mighty ♪
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♪ God in three persons ♪
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♪ Blessed Trinity ♪
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William, your lovely
voice has drawn from me
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long-dormant feelings...
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passions, innocence untouched,
258
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,390
but longing... so much longing.
259
00:08:57,391 --> 00:08:59,599
I'm... sorry, Sister.
260
00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,439
No. You were wonderful.
261
00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,840
I think we have found our soloist!
262
00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,567
Excuse me, Sister.
263
00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:10,150
I'd like to audition for the solo.
264
00:09:10,153 --> 00:09:11,799
What are you doing here?
265
00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,879
Isn't it obvious?
266
00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,419
Timmy can never stand anybody
getting more attention than him.
267
00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,659
He'd climb up on that cross
268
00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:18,160
if he wasn't scared of splinters.
269
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,019
Listen, Ruth, William's a doll,
270
00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,640
and he'd be fine if this
was just a church gig,
271
00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,019
but on television, you're
competing for eyeballs.
272
00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,860
There are, like, four channels now.
273
00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,840
So you have got to pop out
of that screen and grab 'em!
274
00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,135
Let me give you a little taste.
275
00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:35,360
Billy, B-flat.
276
00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:38,219
♪ Holy-holy, holy-holy-holy ♪
277
00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:40,479
- ♪ Holy-holy, holy-holy-holy ♪
- Yeah!
278
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,919
- ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪
- ♪ Holy, holy-holy ♪
279
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:45,000
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Lord, God Almighty ♪ Almighty!
280
00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,399
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Early in the morning ♪
281
00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,719
- ♪ O-o-o-oh ♪
- ♪ My song shall rise to ♪
282
00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,059
♪ Thee, Thee, Thee, Thee ♪
283
00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:52,320
♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪
284
00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:54,719
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Merciful and mighty ♪
285
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:57,160
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ God in three persons ♪
286
00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,493
- ♪ O-o-oh ♪
- ♪ The blessed Trinity-ty-ty-ty ♪
287
00:09:59,494 --> 00:10:02,119
♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪
288
00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,239
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Lord God Almighty ♪
289
00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,659
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Ba-da, ba, ba-da ♪
290
00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:09,240
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ The blessed Trinity ♪
291
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,639
Who are you sending those postcards to?
292
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,179
Show business power players...
293
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,280
Lew Wasserman, Stanley Kubrick.
294
00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,460
Folks who'll want to catch
my solo Sunday morning.
295
00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,420
I'm gonna be the first
person in our family on TV.
296
00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,619
Not true. Your cousin
Brenda used to pal around
297
00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:23,999
with those Manson girls.
298
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,929
She made it into all the
courtroom sketches.
299
00:10:25,930 --> 00:10:29,279
It seems very unlikely to me
that your industry big shots
300
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,200
are gonna be watching
the "Mass for Shut-Ins."
301
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,639
You mean a guy like Lew Wasserman,
302
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,139
running a big studio?
303
00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:35,821
I doubt he has time to get to Mass.
304
00:10:35,822 --> 00:10:39,367
You took a beautiful hymn
and made it an abomination!
305
00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:42,287
Sounds like you might be jealous
somebody took your solo.
306
00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:45,040
I care about honoring the music.
307
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,019
You don't add a whoopee
cushion to Mozart.
308
00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:49,461
You do if you want to
get butts in the seats.
309
00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:51,579
You've taken the one thing
I like about church
310
00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:53,039
and you made it about butts.
311
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,919
My mom's plan was starting to unravel.
312
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,160
She now worried William might
313
00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,899
stop making music for
the Catholic Church
314
00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,619
and end up making music at the airport,
315
00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:01,879
with a shaved head and a tambourine.
316
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,859
You know, Timmy...
317
00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,889
you're gonna have plenty of
opportunities to be on TV.
318
00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:09,479
Maybe you should let
William have this one.
319
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,559
Mom, this isn't about me anymore, okay?
320
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:14,110
I've got to do this for the shut-ins.
321
00:11:14,111 --> 00:11:16,112
A lot of them don't get any sunshine.
322
00:11:16,113 --> 00:11:18,359
They need me to bring it to them.
323
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,799
Sorry I'm late.
324
00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,549
There's a dumb mattress in
the middle of the street
325
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,240
on Glenoaks. I'm gonna call it in.
326
00:11:23,245 --> 00:11:24,954
What size is it? Eddie needs a new bed.
327
00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,247
It's in the road, Peg.
328
00:11:26,248 --> 00:11:28,128
Well, does that mean stains
or just tire tracks?
329
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,290
Father picks up a little overtime.
330
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,760
Suddenly, we're too fancy
for a street mattress.
331
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,589
- Hello?
- Hello?
332
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:40,139
Who's on this line? Is that Eddie?
333
00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,589
Joey, it's Dad.
334
00:11:41,590 --> 00:11:43,359
What's going on?
335
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:44,549
Hey, Pop!
336
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:46,299
We finally got through to KYWW.
337
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,059
We're on hold right now
as caller number 6.
338
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:49,103
Where are you?
339
00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:50,435
How are you even on this phone?
340
00:11:50,436 --> 00:11:51,619
Okay, full disclosure...
341
00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,519
I kinda spliced into our phone line
342
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,317
and ran an extension up to my office.
343
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,236
Turns out I'm pretty technological.
344
00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,863
Must've gotten that from you.
345
00:11:58,864 --> 00:12:00,991
You're about to get
something else from me.
346
00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:02,759
Dad!
347
00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:03,990
Don't mess this up!
348
00:12:03,994 --> 00:12:05,219
We've been calling day and night
349
00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:06,620
trying to win this.
350
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,100
No!!
351
00:12:09,110 --> 00:12:10,379
What do you know?
352
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,999
It hit the ground just
like a lead zeppelin.
353
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,299
Hello, caller number 6?
354
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,159
- Who is this?
- Don't hang up, Dad!
355
00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:17,179
Do not hang up!
356
00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:20,179
It's Rockin' Rocky at KYWW Radio!
357
00:12:20,180 --> 00:12:22,910
Good... you can get the word
out regarding a Sigalert...
358
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:24,179
... on Glenoaks Avenue.
359
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:26,179
It's a mattress... probably
fell off a U-Haul.
360
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,699
People don't tie them down
like they're supposed to.
361
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,145
You're killing me, old
man. You're killing me!
362
00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:32,562
Dad, you gotta say the slogan.
363
00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,659
- Who am I speaking with?
- Michael Cleary.
364
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,749
The unfortunate father
of two idiot sons who...
365
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,160
Ooh! Sounds like we've got a grumpy dad.
366
00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,340
Well, tell me, Grumpy Dad,
367
00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:43,559
are you ready to have
Zeppelin rock your world?
368
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,240
That seems extremely unlikely.
369
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,119
Just repeat our slogan
and win the prize.
370
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,139
"KYWW plays all the hits!" Say it!
371
00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:51,369
"KYWW plays all the hits!"
372
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,940
Please, please, please!
373
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,999
So, what do you say, Grumpster?
374
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,019
I can't just say something
I don't know to be true
375
00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,899
on the public airways.
It might be perjury.
376
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,260
We could lose the house.
377
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,560
Ooh! Grumpy Dad is the most!
378
00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:04,319
I don't just give my endorsement
379
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,719
without believing in the product.
380
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,399
You're not endorsing the music!
381
00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:08,475
You're just stating a fact!
382
00:13:08,476 --> 00:13:11,739
There is no way I am saying
"KYWW plays all the hits"
383
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,079
- without first knowing if that...
- He said it! You said it!
384
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:16,619
- I heard you, Dad! I heard you!
- You said it! He said it!
385
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,651
You just won two tickets
to Led Zeppelin!
386
00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:20,199
Pick 'em up at will-call.
387
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,880
See you at the concert, Grumpy Dad!
388
00:13:21,890 --> 00:13:23,210
Don't forget about that mattress.
389
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,319
We won tickets to Zeppelin!
390
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,099
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I believe Grumpy Dad
391
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,240
won those tickets.
392
00:13:30,247 --> 00:13:32,289
Your mom and I used to go to
a lot of concerts together.
393
00:13:32,290 --> 00:13:35,209
You know, I recall one
of our first dates ever
394
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,211
was with Vaughn Monroe and his band
395
00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:39,320
at The Twin Coaches
outside of Pittsburgh.
396
00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:41,749
Dad's talking about the past again.
397
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,169
Oh, my God, this is the same stage
398
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,220
where they shoot the
"Boxcar Benji" show!
399
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,209
Wonderful... Timmy in
his natural habitat,
400
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:51,559
among the freaks of Hollyweird.
401
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:54,019
Honey! It's not polite to
call these weirdos freaks.
402
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,029
This is the crate
403
00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:57,439
where Benji always
goes to sleep one off.
404
00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:58,959
And right there is the windowsill
405
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,039
where every week, a lucky junior hobo
406
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,480
tries to steal the widow's pie.
407
00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,439
Those of you appearing on-camera
need to report for makeup.
408
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,829
I will not be wearing any makeup.
409
00:14:07,830 --> 00:14:08,850
I am nobody's fop.
410
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,479
I need a number-three base, or
I wash out under the lights.
411
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,300
Okay, kid. Let's go.
412
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,399
Why would you make me come
413
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,584
just to watch Timmy
butcher my favorite hymn?
414
00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:22,279
What if something happens to
Timmy and he can't sing today?
415
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,219
Well, then you would be
here to save the day.
416
00:14:24,220 --> 00:14:25,424
What's gonna happen to Timmy?
417
00:14:25,425 --> 00:14:26,940
I don't know yet.
418
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,439
But in the meantime,
think about the shut-ins.
419
00:14:29,440 --> 00:14:31,879
It brings them joy to see the
shiny faces of children.
420
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,800
Does nothing for me, but
they don't get out much.
421
00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:37,479
So, are you nervous, Timmy Cleary?
422
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:39,789
This is actually my first
starring role on TV.
423
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:40,899
Hmm.
424
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:42,320
It doesn't seem appropriate
425
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,071
for you to think of yourself
as the "star" of this Mass.
426
00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,400
I get it.
427
00:14:46,410 --> 00:14:48,399
This is your rodeo.
You want top billing.
428
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,499
No, I simply meant that you should...
429
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,328
Father, they're ready for you.
430
00:14:52,537 --> 00:14:55,449
Stay tuned for Sunday
"Mass for Shut-Ins,"
431
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,460
coming up next.
432
00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:57,579
While Lawrence prepared to record
433
00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,833
my historic TV appearance
434
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,319
using the technology of the day,
435
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,760
Joey and Eddie were still trying
436
00:15:01,770 --> 00:15:04,754
to get their hands on my
dad's Zeppelin tickets,
437
00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,799
demonstrating a
determination and ingenuity
438
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,320
which would've made Dad proud...
439
00:15:08,330 --> 00:15:10,709
if they weren't also ripping him off.
440
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:12,779
Pretty good.
441
00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:15,799
And now for the finishing touch.
442
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,359
You really think the guys at will-call
443
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,499
will believe I'm Dad?
444
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,439
Are you kidding? You
look so much like Dad,
445
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:22,400
you should be calling
yourself an idiot right now.
446
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,120
Timmy's show's about to start.
447
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,860
Nice try, pal.
448
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,699
Idiot.
449
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,699
Hey, hey!
450
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,900
Is there any chance that I might
see Benji around here today?
451
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,779
Oh.
452
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:39,279
Well, you never know with this guy.
453
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,699
Some days, he flies in
454
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,890
from his private island
on his helicopter
455
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,169
just to sit in his dressing room
456
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,673
and check out his stock portfolio.
457
00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,049
He's got a helicopter?
458
00:15:47,050 --> 00:15:48,219
Of course!
459
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,739
You don't think he's
some pathetic burn-out
460
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,059
who moonlights on the weekend and
had to pawn his Daytime Emmy
461
00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,299
just to keep up with three alimonies.
462
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:55,539
That would be sad!
463
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,200
Save your money, kid.
464
00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:00,680
And do not marry women who
are too pretty for you.
465
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,719
Mom, he just said that Boxcar Benji
466
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,318
might be in his dressing room right now!
467
00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:07,000
What are you waiting for?! Go!
468
00:16:07,010 --> 00:16:09,000
It's almost time. I don't want
them starting without me.
469
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,198
How could they? You're
the star of this Mass.
470
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:13,709
Thank you! Now explain
that to Father Abdi.
471
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:20,760
All right, places.
472
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,210
Two minutes to air.
473
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,570
Hello?
474
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,820
Hello?!
475
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,519
Where is Timmy? The
program's about to begin!
476
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,100
Sorry, Sister, Timmy left.
477
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,949
I guess William will
have to sing his part.
478
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:32,959
Timmy left?
479
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:35,090
One of his brothers has
taken seriously ill.
480
00:16:35,098 --> 00:16:37,599
- Will you be leaving, too?
- Eh, Timmy's got it covered.
481
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:42,499
Places. One minute to air.
482
00:16:42,500 --> 00:16:44,857
Everyone take their cue from William.
483
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:47,809
And all I ask from you, my dear boy,
484
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:51,519
is that you transfix us with
your pure angelic voice,
485
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,079
as you did the other day,
486
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,980
right before your brother came in
487
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,599
and did it just a little better.
488
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,160
I won't let you down, Sister.
489
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:02,164
More importantly, I won't
let down the music.
490
00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:04,040
S-Since we're one vocalist short,
491
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,713
instead of just moving my
lips, could I maybe...
492
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:07,719
No!
493
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:11,467
We're on the air in five, four...
494
00:17:11,468 --> 00:17:13,840
Somebody please open the door!
495
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,959
Hello?!
496
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,340
Welcome to the "Mass for Shut-Ins,"
497
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:22,119
our weekly broadcast of
the Catholic liturgy.
498
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:23,760
I welcome you in Christ's name.
499
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:26,099
Let us begin with an opening hymn.
500
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,269
Come on. Sing.
501
00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:37,280
God's waiting!
502
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,899
I got this.
503
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:51,749
Hunh! Ungh!
504
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,960
Oh, I'm glad I captured
that for posterity.
505
00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:58,180
If you want something done right...
506
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,599
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, o-o-oh ♪
- ♪ Holy, holy, holy ♪
507
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:11,360
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
- ♪ Lord, God Almighty ♪
508
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:15,499
- ♪ Ooh, ooh, o-o-oh ♪
- ♪ Early in the morning ♪
509
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:18,367
Mom's really nice when she
lives in the television.
510
00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:22,159
♪ ... to Thee ♪
511
00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:26,679
♪ Holy, Thou art holy ♪
512
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:31,380
♪ There is none beside Thee ♪
513
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:35,926
No! This is the worst thing
to happen to anyone ever!
514
00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:42,789
♪ ... in love and purity ♪
515
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,879
More fan mail for me.
516
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,340
Apparently I'm the reason
517
00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,619
"Barry from Culver City Renal Care"
518
00:18:50,620 --> 00:18:52,999
found the strength to soldier on.
519
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,679
Although, he might just
be buttering me up
520
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:55,946
for one of my kidneys.
521
00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:57,447
- Aww.
- Another one from prison.
522
00:18:57,448 --> 00:19:00,325
Says he's a "fan for life."
523
00:19:00,326 --> 00:19:02,669
I can't believe I got locked out.
524
00:19:02,670 --> 00:19:04,699
I still feel like William had
something to do with it.
525
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,375
He did have motive and opportunity.
526
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,819
- Oh. Here's one for you.
- Really?!
527
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,749
One of your postcards came back.
528
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,340
I don't think the producers
of "The Waltons"
529
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,049
actually live on Walton's Mountain.
530
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,779
Mom, I've been doing a lot of thinking.
531
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,560
Yeah, and I said knock it off.
532
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:24,349
You can pick whatever
godless cult you want to
533
00:19:24,350 --> 00:19:25,779
when you turn 18, but for now,
534
00:19:25,780 --> 00:19:27,209
every Sunday, you're in that pew
535
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:28,687
gutting it out with the rest of us.
536
00:19:28,688 --> 00:19:30,550
I've realized what
happened to me at the show
537
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,060
couldn't have just been an accident.
538
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,260
God struck me mute,
539
00:19:35,270 --> 00:19:38,639
like the Angel Gabriel did to
Zachariah in the Gospel of Luke.
540
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,908
You know the story.
541
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:41,939
Sure. But... refresh me.
542
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,600
Zachariah was punished
for his lack of faith.
543
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,160
And maybe I was, too.
544
00:19:46,164 --> 00:19:48,332
So I'm back on board with Catholicism...
545
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,250
mainly because I'm
scared to death of God.
546
00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:52,499
Oh, sweetie.
547
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,619
You finally get it.
548
00:19:56,620 --> 00:19:57,660
Mm.
549
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,499
I got 'em.
550
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,931
Now the question is,
what do I do with them?
551
00:20:03,932 --> 00:20:06,240
Give them to Eddie and Joey?
552
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,400
And then wait 2 1/2 hours
to give us a ride home?
553
00:20:09,260 --> 00:20:10,810
I pushed it too far, didn't I?
554
00:20:10,813 --> 00:20:12,147
All right. Here you go.
555
00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:13,524
- Oh!
- Oh, hang on.
556
00:20:13,525 --> 00:20:15,379
These tickets are worth $7?
557
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:18,029
What do they do, come over after
the concert and paint your house?
558
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,079
That's only face value.
559
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:21,448
Scalpers are getting 50 or 60 bucks.
560
00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:22,866
50 or 60?!
561
00:20:22,867 --> 00:20:24,829
W...
562
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,495
I could see these
people being that dumb.
563
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,289
Dad, come on.
564
00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,079
Remember that time you and
your brother skipped school
565
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,123
to see Babe Ruth play
against the Pirates?
566
00:20:32,124 --> 00:20:33,599
Oh, a day I'll never forget.
567
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,000
The Great Bambino hit his
last home run in the majors.
568
00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:37,240
And as he rounded the bases,
569
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:39,749
he ate 12 hot dogs and
finished a case of beer!
570
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,263
Greatest athlete this
country will ever know.
571
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:44,319
Exactly.
572
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,431
And Led Zeppelin is our Babe Ruth.
573
00:20:46,432 --> 00:20:48,419
So don't rob us of countless memories
574
00:20:48,420 --> 00:20:49,940
we can bore our kids with.
575
00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:53,419
- Yeah! Thanks, Dad!
- Ah!
576
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,840
I'll meet you at our seats.
577
00:20:54,850 --> 00:20:56,484
For some reason, I need a hot dog.
578
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,019
I got one here! One here!
579
00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,399
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?
580
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,379
Memories are great, but
60 bucks is 60 bucks.
581
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,460
You're abandoning your
brother to pocket some cash?
582
00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,680
Okay, tell you what...
583
00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,679
what if I used that cash to buy us both
584
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,550
a nice steak dinner at Sizzler?
585
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,840
We got one here!
586
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,360
One! One here!
587
00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,079
Floor seating, section D!
588
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,959
- 60 bucks!
- Section D, we've got one!
589
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:25,539
- Best deal all night, all night!
- Hey, hey, buddy, you want it?
590
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:30,140
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