All language subtitles for Speechless s03e19 P-R-O-M-P--PROMPOSAL.eng

Maya: Hello, Izzy.

P-R-O-M.

Prom is a very special night.

JJ wants to spend it with you.

Why should you say yes?

You two
would have so much fun.

He knows how to
treat a lady right.

He learned from the master.

He even knowsthat you like to dance,

so he's been learning how.

Ow, damn it, JJ!

JJ's an excellent student.

I've already given
this promposal video an "A."

The casting is inspired.

I even signed a document

barring me from comingwithin 500 feet of the event.

And the best part is,
when you say yes,

I heard of this thing
called a confetti cannon,

and I'm gonna get one,
and I'm gonna use it,

and I'm gonna be all,
"Yeeeeaaaah!"

Oi!
No confetti cannon!

You only get one prom.

At this school, it's juniors
and seniors, so two.

Also, JJ repeated senior year,

so three, but he didn't
have a date for those.

Go to prom with JJ.Go to prom with JJ.

I really
won't be there.

All:
Go to prom with JJ!

Maya:
"Will you go to prom with me?"

JJ!That was amazing, bud.Don't change a thing.

It's perfect.I have...

one thought.

--Captions by VITAC--

♪♪

What?

♪ Fly me to the moon

♪ Let me play among
the st-- ♪

"May I have this dance?"

♪ --ars

You don't dance.

♪ Let me see

♪ What spring is like

"I think you'll find
that you're wrong."

Kinda [bleep]
with my phrasing.

♪ --piter and Mars

♪ In other words

♪ Hold my hand

♪ In other words

♪ Baby, kiss me

You learned this?
What for?

"A special girl
and a special night."

[ Beep ]

Maya: Hello, Izzy.
P-R-O-M. Prom.

Oh...prom.

That is
so sweet, JJ,

but I don't want
to go to prom.

Wait, but,
wh--what do you mean?

Look, I signed upfor the prom committee.

I had this whole"Grease" theme planned,

'50s costumes,

we were gonna bring in a carto take pictures in.

I mean, doesn't that
sound cool?

Sorry, I haven't heard

anything but
screaming up here

since you said "no."

And then Colleen Pratt
swoops in

with her dumb
"Heaven" theme

and everyone jumps on it

because her mom ownsa froyo place

and gives them
free toppings.

It's wrong.

"Izzy, that's silly.

Just come."

But I don't want to.

"If you cared about me,

you would."If you cared about me,

you wouldn't
force me to.

Look, you can go,
just not with me.

"Yeah, right.
You don't care

if I go to prom
with someone else?

'Cause I will."

Be my guest.

He didn't
want the cannon,

and she said no!

What are youtalking about?She said no?

Firin' up
the "no" cannon!

Melanie:
Thank you so much.

We're very excited
about the new line.

Sorry, Maya and Melanie
are on

an important phone call
with the bank.

I'm kind of
the third partner.

Oh, one thing
I've been dying to know --

what is the company?

They make
adaptive clothing

for people
with disabilities.

Okay, cool.

And it's "Fun Pantssssssss"

with eight S's?

It's really not.

We have a greatad campaign already.

You can't see it,but I'm holding up the poster.

It's got both
of our sons on it.

Christine:
Everything looks good.

I mean, your projections
are a little rosy.

I'm sorry? Rosy? Well, it's hard
to imagine

you can go global in a year.

Well, it's not hard
for me to imagine.

I'm actually imagining it
right now.

Hmm. There, I just
imagined it again.

I know you believe
in this company,

but you need
to be realistic.

Oh, please.
I will take your advice

when your bank can
figure out how to keep

a bloody pen
on a chain.

I reject
your loan offer.

Didn't make one.And know this,
Christine --

[ As Maya ] I apologizefor my outburst.

I take it all back.

Please give us
the loan.

What the --You gotta have

an impossibly perfect
Maya impression

to get you out
of situations like this.

I do.

I don't think
this is gonna work out.

Good luck to you.[ Receiver hangs up ]

[ Dial tone ]You know what, Joyce?

Can you please print out
the notes to that

so we can see
what we all did wrong?

♪♪

I cannot believe Izzyturned you down.

No one
rejects my brother.

Aww.
JJ.

Almost caught you
supporting me.

Ya gettin' sloppy!

"It's fine.

Izzy and some friendsare getting together

to watch 'Grease'
in protest.

I'll probably join."What?

So she wins?

"It's called
'compromise.'"

Compromise on prom?

Promcomise?

That's got a great ring
to it,

but it's no reason
to do it.

"It's taken me

so long
to find someone.

I can't mess it up
over some dance."

Ray, you have
to help him.

You're the guy.Well, I know
what I'd do,

but I also know
it's what I'd do,

so I know it'd fail.

But it would be
JJdoing it.

Huh.
So, my Ray schemes

run through an irresistibly
charming person.

What a wonderful
controlled experiment

to see whether
I suck!

Well, she said JJ
can go with someone.

He should do that.Ooh,

that wouldmake her so jealous.

But who would he take?

Hello, Beyoncé.

Hello,
Miss Wyoming 2017.

"What are you
doing?"

Finding you a date for prom.You made a great video,

so Mom's recordingthe names of every girl

you've ever saidyou were attracted to.

We cut them in
and ship 'em.

Hello,
Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

The net is wide.

Izzy's gonna be jealous.

"No one
on this list

will say 'yes.'"

If one does,
will you go?

[ JJ sighs ]

"Sure. Go nuts."

Hello,
Emma Watson.Actually, cut her.

JJ and I have madea gentlemen's agreement

not to tryand pursue her for...

peace in the family.
I see.

Emma,

there's no easy way
to tell you this...

Melanie: [ Sighs ] Maya,

I have good news
about our loan.

Did they call back?Have they reconsidered?

[ Laughter ]Oh, God, no.

But I did find us
an investor,

and he wants
to talk to us.Who is it?

He's an old friend
from business school.

He's filthy rich!

Yeah, how'd he get
his money again?

Oh, his parents died
in a plane crash,

and then he got
their money.

See, I should've
done that.

I have a very good feeling
about this,

but we cannot have a repeat
of what happened on that call.

We're here
to help you.

You're too sensitiveto criticism.

Uh, Jimmy has a planto help toughen you up.

That sounds ominous.

No, come on. It'll be fun.
Just come.

[ Handcuffs jingle ]

Why do you
have handcuffs?

Grab her!

Cassidy: Hey, JJ!

It's child star turned
immediate serious thespian

Cassidy Chambers here.

I saw your video, and it's
so cute, and so are you,

and I would love
to go to prom with you.

That ought to make
Izzy jealous, huh?

What do you say?

[ Tires squeal ]

[ Thud ]

"From Mom's
clothing line.

She's getting good."

Okay, Maya, you're gonna
ask this Blair guy for a bunch of money,

and you're gonna be
professional.

We're gonna try a kindof exposure therapy.

We've brought some people in,and they're gonna subject you

to the one thingyou really can't take --

criticism.
Okay, now,

let's say someonesays something to you,

and you want to say,
"That's absurd!"

Instead, you'll say,"Interesting."

Instead of calling somebodyan imbecile,

you'll say,
"Huh, interesting."

Instead of telling somebody toeat bleep and then your bleep,

you would say --

wait for it --
"interesting."

Does this strike
anybody else as overkill?Melanie: No.

You are a thin-skinnedhothead.

Oh, I'll show you!Oh!

Very good,
very good, very good.

Yeah, nice touch,
right?

Honey, you do not
have the skin

to pull off
jewel tones.

[ Snarling ][ Metal clinking ]

Interesting.

Fun Pantssssssss
with eight S's

is a terrible
business name.

[ Strained ]
Interesting.

You hide behind this wholecrusading-special-needs-mom act,

but deep down you're
a little, pathetic narcissist

who's too
self-absorbed

to notice how everyone
really feels about her.

[ Sweetly ]
Interesting.

And thank you
for calling me little.

[ Sighs ]

[ Door closes ]

Wow, Jimmy.

When you work a dead-end job
like mine,

you learn a thing or two
about licking boots.

Or you die.

I'm not sure
which category I fall into.

Who even was
that last guy?

I think Ray took

one swim lesson
from him. Oh.

Dylan: "I can't believe
you're here.

What made you
agree to come?"

I already saidI thought you were cute.

♪♪

"I'll never try
to use this hand

effectively
and fail again."

[ Laughs, snorts ]
You're so funny.

Sorry, I snort
when I laugh.

Anyway, I, uh --I also wanted some insight

about your experience,

because we're doingthis movie right now,

and it's about a characterwho's in a wheelchair,

and I just feel like
we might be

on the wrong side ofsome disability issues.

What makes you
say that?Um, all the superangry people,

uh, protesting every dayin wheelchairs.
Dylan: Huh.

"Who's playing the person
in the wheelchair?

Bingo, me.

Dylan and Ray:
Oh.

"Oh."

Actually, I'm notin the chair the whole time.

See, I dance in the second half
after I get healed.

Dylan and Ray: Oh.

"Oh."
So, basically,

I want to diebecause I can't walk,

which means I can't dance,
which is,

like, what I'm born
to do,

so right before I throw myselfoff the cliff...

Oh.

[ Stammers ]

Some -- Some rewrites, maybe.[ Chuckles nervously ]

"Let's talk
about this later.

So, I heard you have
an album coming out.

I didn't know
you sang."

Yeah,if you guys are lucky,

maybe I'll do a littlecut off of it tonight.

[ Clears throat ][ Off-key ] ♪ Cassidy

♪ Cassidy, Cassidy

♪ Cha-a-a-ambers

Dylan: "So let's hear more
about this movie!"

Protestors: [ Chanting ]
Nothing about us without us!

Nothing about us without us!Ray: So, I'm guessing

from their signs
and angry chants,

that they're a wheelchair
dance troupe that hates you?

Nice that
they followed you here.

You have suchloyal protestors.Right?

Hi...

Melanie: Okay, boys.By the time you're back,

we'll be rich or sad.Either way, we'll be drunk.

You're gonna do great, hon.
Here,

I want you
to have this.

[ Gasps ]Your lucky laser pointer.

From when I was interning
as an architect.

This was before every jackass
had one, and it killed.

I once convinced a guy
to put an elevator

in a one-story house
with this baby.

Thank you, darling.

You know what?
Will you stay?

You've been so helpfulwith the laser pointer

and the lessons
on dullness.

Professionalism, but,
yeah, potato, po-tah-to.

If you think
it would help,

Melanie, do you mind?Melanie: Oh, I'd love it.

I don't want to be alone
when this carriage

turns back
into an angry pumpkin.

[ Doorbell rings ][ Gasps ]

This is it.
Mm-hmm.

Okay, we've gota product we believe in.

We've got an investor
who's excited.

We've got me, who talkslike this, apparently.

Let's do this.

Mel!
Oh, my God!

Blair!
Come here. Fantastic.

Good Lord,

oh, it feels
like yesterday. Crazy.

So great.
Oh, it's so good to see you.

Melanie and Blair:
Mm! Mm!

Blair: Yes, yes.Melanie: Come in,
come in, come in.

Meet the group.

Blair, this is
my fab partner, Maya.

-Maya.
-And her husband, Jimmy.

Jimmy.
And this is Kenneth.

He was just leaving.

'Sup.Good to meet
you guys.

Long hug.

You two have a past?

Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

No. I mean,
there was a time when...

Right.
Maybe, but then I was seeing someone,

and then he was
seeing someone, and so...Yeah.

And then she got married,and then I got married.

Then I-I got divorced.

And then
she got divorced.

Huh.

I'm still
down there somewhere.

[ Dance music playing,
camera shutters clicking ]

They are killing me
over there.

People are gonna post this,
and Izzy's gonna see

there's nothing
to be jealous about.

So, lose the part

where I tell my fiancé
to marry my best friend

because I want him
to have a life.

Then we get to go
straight to the part

where I ask the other dancers
to throw me off the cliff

because I'm disabled.

No, that's --

that's bad, too.

[ Chuckles ] Wow.

This is gonna be
a really short movie.

[ Snorts ]
Ray:There's zero chemistry.

It's like watching
me talk to Mom.

You wishyou and Mom
had this little chemistry.

Okay, I'm going in.

Super-interesting
conversation.

Why not have it
on JJ's lap?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Okay!

[ Singsong voice ]
Okay,

say "this photo
sells me as an ally

to the disability
community"!

♪♪

♪ Jump on it

♪ Jump, jump, jump on it

♪ Jump on it, jump on it

♪ Jump, jump, jump on it

♪♪

Maya: But why tell youabout our product...

When we can
show you?

Uh, yeah,
we don't have to do

the ripping of
the clothes, part.

Actually, I'd like
to see the product.

Yeah, I bet you would.

You do realize they've gotclothes on underneath.

Oh, then I'm good.

[ Chuckles ]
It's a joke.

[ Laughter ]

[ Forced laugh ]

[ Laughs loudly ]

Kenneth, quick word?Allow me.

[ Quietly ] What the bloody hellwas that?

Now, I understand thatmy being under control

leavesan "irrational vacuum,"

but it is
not yours to fill.

Be calm, Kenneth.

If I can do it,
so can you.

These models,

they just don't have
the right look.

What's that, then?Melanie: Oh, um,

Blair was just saying thatmaybe we should switch out

the, uh,
temp models.

What's wrong with
the permanent models?

See, Blair, um, the thing is,they're our kids.

Oh, well,
that explains it.

We'll get pros.

Sweet kids --
they just don't pop.

Ah, really?

Because he's out
on a date

with a hot celebrity
right now, so I hardly think

that youare
the arbiter of pop-age.

Yeah, and
not to mention,

Sonia Sotomayor's
people

sent him an autographed
picture.

Is there a problem?Oh, I wouldsay so, you --

Interesting man who controlsthe fate of your business.

No, Jimmy,
I just don't care.

I can turn a deaf ear
to a lot of things,

but you did not prepare me
to listen to some

plane-accident tycoon
insult my son.

I don't have
to listen to this.

[ As Maya ]
Blair, I didn't mean it.

I'm sorry.

[ As Maya ] No, I am not.You leave this instant!

Eh.[ Door closes ]

It's actually
not a great photo, is it?

[ Dance music plays ]

Great news, JJ.

Izzy saw the stuff online.

She said she should've
come to prom.

She's on her way now.

Dylan:
"She's coming?"

My plan worked!

I never get to say that!

"I was so afraid
to push back.

Now? Me, in the power
position.

I like it."Okay.

I'll go tell Hottie Mc-Abelistto take a hike.

"No, I'm not stopping.

If Izzy caved because
of some pictures,

imagine when she seesme
with her."

But it's over,
you won.

Cassidy: Great news. I just
got off with the director,

and the basketball team
no longer wins the finals

after bouncing the winning shotoff my head.

Listen, it's time
to get real --

JJ has a girlfriend.

We invited you here
so she'd hear about it

and get jealous.She's on her way now,

so let's end
this date

and go to her.Cassidy: No, no, no.

No, no. Uh...

My eyes
are open now.

I, the able-bodied
person,

am no longer
making decisions

for the person
witha disability.

Boom.

I love being woke.
[ Chuckles ]

JJ.

I'm begging you.

JJ, it's up to you.
What do you want to do?

Ray:
"I want to boogie."

Ooh, let's party!

♪ Unh, unh,
unh, unh ♪

We've created a monster.

Worse.

We've created a Me.

What the hell
was that?

Oh, gah, there will beother investors.

How can you
blow a shot like that?

Is this business
real to you?

Or is it just an excuse
to wear suits

and take trips
to Kinko's?

Well, I think
it can be both.

I mean, sorry.
I envy you.

'Cause I can't justsuck it up, you know,

I'm not like you.

I'mnot like me.

Y-You think
I like going to work,

punching a clock,
and licking boots?

I do it for our family
and I support you

following your dream
if it matters.

But if it doesn't matter
enough to take seriously,

move aside.

I miss having
a job I care about.

I miss my pointer.

And if we're
handing out dreams,

I'll take one,
and I'll use it.

[ Dance music plays ]

Izzy,

you got here
so fast.

What'd you take,the South Coast Highway?

Actually,
you know what?

That's silly
to talk about roads.

Why don't we go hop in my car
and you can show me the roads!

Ray, no. I really
want to see JJ.

Ooh, they're playingour song! [ Chuckles ]

Where is he?

♪♪

Oh.

♪♪

There it is.
Nowit's a Ray plan.

Ray: I-Z-- "Izzy!"
W-A-- "Wait!"

I can't read the board from
here, but I gotta be close.

[ Door closes ]

[ Door handle rattles ]Izzy: Go away!

I'm not coming out
until the dance is over.

And I recognize I'm being
dramatic in the drama room,

and I don't care.

♪♪

"I didn't
have to do this.

I should've beenmore willing to compromise."

Dylan:
You're probably right.

But you pronounced
"promcomise" wrong.

I'm out of bad ideas.

You want
to just wait here?

♪♪

"Get me that in a..."
M-E-- "...medium.

And one of those."

♪♪

[ Door opens ]Maya: Jimmy,

you're right. I didn'ttake it seriously enough.

I'll apologize
to that man.

Stupid, stupid man.

[ Sighs ]

You knew he made
Kenneth uncomfortable.

I think on some level
you were defending him.

That'd be so nice
if it were true.

Yeah.

I should really
apologize to you.

I never considered thatwhile I was chasing my dream,

you were getting
left behind.

But we're gonna
change that, Jimmy.

You have waited
long enough.

♪♪

Thank you, hon.

I...love...

wah!

Pew! Pew-pew!

Yeah.

Baby, I'm back!

Izzy?

It's me -- Dylan.

The prom's over.

JJ knew you didn't
want to see him,

but he's gotsomething to tell you.

When you're ready.

Are you
still in there?

[ Door opens, hinges creak ]

Oh.

Izzy, it's me -- Dylan.

I was impulsive
and irrational,

and my family has sacrificeda lot to be here,

and my business partner'sworked very hard.

They deserve better,and so do you.

I really apologize.

Are you still
interested?

Sure,

I can handle
a little passion.

I mean, look at
Melanie and me, right?

[ Laughter ][ Forced laugh ]

[ Angrily ] It's gonna be
so much fun working with you.

[ Indistinct talking,
dance music plays ]

Dylan: Yeah,

I liedabout it being over.

[ "You're the One
That I Want" plays ]

♪ I got chills♪

♪ They're multiplyin'♪

♪ And I'm losin'♪

Cassidy: [ Off-key ]
♪ Control

♪ 'Cause the power

♪ You're supplyin'

You got me
my "Grease" theme.

Not bad.

♪ You better
shape up♪

♪ 'Cause
I need a man♪

"I also got some helpfrom outside."

♪ Nothin' left
for me to do♪

♪ You're the one
that I want♪

♪ You are the one I want♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey♪

♪ The one that I want♪

♪ You are the one I want♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪Cassidy: ♪ Whoo, hoo,
hoo, honey! ♪

Whoo! I love you,
wheelchair people!

Great!
Don't call them that!

I'm sorry, delete that part!

I'm learning!

♪ You are the one I want♪♪ You're the one I want♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey♪

♪ You are the one that I want♪♪ The one that I want♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey♪

♪ You are the one I want♪♪ The one that I want♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh♪

Maya:
Hello, architecture firm.

Meet Jimmy DiMeo.

I'm sorry.
What is this for?

Consider Jimmy for all

of your entry-level
architecture needs.

Jimmy DiMeo is not licensed
to practice architecture

in the state of California
or in any other states.

So why take a chance on Jimmy?

Leadership experience!

[ Confetti gun pops ]

Likes buildings!

[ Confetti gun pops ]

Yeeeeaaaah!

[ Confetti gun pops ]

Maya: And he has one of these.

So hire Jimmy DiMeo.

Hire Jimmy DiMeo.

Kenneth: [ Shouting ]
Hire Jimmy DiMeo.

You guys!

A-And you sent this
to every architectural firm

within 100 miles?
[ Chuckles ]

What contact info
did you put on it?

We're making a new video.

[ Confetti gun pops,
Kenneth gasps ]

Yeeeeaaaaah!

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