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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:09,217 ♪ I typed a text to a girl I used to see ♪ 2 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,262 ♪ Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie With whom I wanna be ♪ 3 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:15,473 ♪ And, I apologize If this message gets you down ♪ 4 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,351 ♪ Then I CC'ed every girl That I'd see-see 'round town ♪ 5 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,021 ♪ Hate to see y'all frown But I'd rather see her smilin'... ♪ 6 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:22,856 Who was your favorite artist tonight? 7 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:24,941 You know, I liked ASAP Rocky. 8 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,901 Was that your first time at Neon Classic? 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:28,028 Uh, no. 10 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,238 Alright. I was about to say you're welcome. 11 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:33,324 That was my first time with you. 12 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:36,619 - You're the best. - Mm-mm. 13 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,455 Yes! Time for drinks! 14 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,248 Yes, it is. 15 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,500 Cuidado. Cuidado, mi amor. 16 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:44,085 Be careful. 17 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:47,922 - You know what I wanna do? - Huh? 18 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:48,923 Get on your back. 19 00:00:49,007 --> 00:00:52,343 You always wanna get on my back. Come on, squat time. What up, dude! 20 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,473 Excuse me, permiso. 21 00:00:56,556 --> 00:01:00,268 Beautiful man down my back, I have to deliver him to... 22 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:01,728 No one can smoke in here! 23 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:03,938 What up, bitches? 24 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,815 - What up, girl? - What up? 25 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,567 - Drinks, what are we thinking? - Ooh! 26 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,278 - Whiskey ginger, please. - You spoke up real quick. 27 00:01:10,361 --> 00:01:12,906 - Uh, vodka soda... Ketel soda. - All right. 28 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:14,908 I don't want a hangover. 29 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,077 Can we talk about Postal Service's set tonight? 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,453 - Why is that guy so sad? - What? 31 00:01:18,536 --> 00:01:21,456 He literally looks like somebody put glasses on a slice of Wonder Bread. 32 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:23,374 You talking about that dude from Postal Service? 33 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,918 - Yeah! - It's accurate. 34 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,961 - Baby, not you, too. - Thank you. 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,465 All right, toast to another successful Neon Classic. 36 00:01:30,548 --> 00:01:32,092 Yes, best year yet! 37 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,222 - For your cray-ass kids. - What? 38 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:39,766 - You gotta shake it! - Baby, don't shake it, that's a myth. 39 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:41,684 It's not a myth. 40 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,061 - Look. - Oh. 41 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:47,315 Look at us. We were so happy. 42 00:01:48,399 --> 00:01:49,234 Idiots. 43 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,903 I don't know if you know this, man, but love is a lie. 44 00:01:52,403 --> 00:01:53,780 Bitch, please. 45 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,199 I'm sorry. 46 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,034 It's just tonight was terrible. 47 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:01,079 Me and my man broke up, of nine years. No big deal. 48 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:03,915 I'm moving to San Francisco, 'cause I got my dream job. 49 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,542 Career girl over here, 50 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,336 - doing the damn thing. Getting it done. - Okay. 51 00:02:08,419 --> 00:02:09,545 - You know? - Yeah. Time's up. 52 00:02:09,628 --> 00:02:11,506 And he just didn't want to do long distance. 53 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:12,966 - Wow! - I know. 54 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,468 Really? With FaceTime? 55 00:02:15,885 --> 00:02:17,512 - With everything. - And high-speed internet? 56 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:19,848 - That's what I said. - I mean, that's fucked up. 57 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,307 Thank you, that's what I said. 58 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:22,559 Why he leave you like that? 59 00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,060 He didn't even wanna try. 60 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,980 Why he won't try? Look at you with your pretty teeth and shit. 61 00:02:27,063 --> 00:02:28,940 Thank you, I told him I have pretty teeth! 62 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:31,776 Oh, my God! What man don't wanna put his dick in your mouth 63 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,195 with those pretty teeth chomping on that dick? 64 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,780 Thank you. 65 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:39,534 You know, I got to stop going to Craigslist to find dick. 66 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,327 - You do. - I do! 67 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:43,288 - You're beautiful. - Am I? 68 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,289 Come on, girl. 69 00:02:44,372 --> 00:02:46,791 I feel like we're before-and-after pictures right now. 70 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,711 Huh! When's this train coming? 71 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,380 I'm kinda over this conversation to be honest. 72 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:59,345 What the fuck just happened? 73 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,477 ♪ In my head ♪ 74 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,814 ♪ I play a supercut of us ♪ 75 00:03:11,482 --> 00:03:13,484 ♪ All the magic we gave off ♪ 76 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,488 ♪ All the love we had and lost ♪ 77 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,618 ♪ And in my head ♪ 78 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:25,330 ♪ The visions never stop ♪ 79 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:28,708 ♪ These ribbons wrap me up ♪ 80 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:33,046 ♪ But when I reach for you There's just a supercut ♪ 81 00:03:35,798 --> 00:03:39,260 ♪ In your car, the radio up In your car, the radio up ♪ 82 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,512 ♪ We keep trying to talk about us ♪ 83 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,515 ♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪ 84 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,144 ♪ Supercut of us ♪ 85 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:52,023 ♪ So I fall ♪ 86 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,860 ♪ Into continents and cars ♪ 87 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,280 ♪ All the stages and the stars ♪ 88 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:00,198 Boo! 89 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:01,741 ♪ I turn all of it ♪ 90 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:03,910 ♪ To just a supercut ♪ 91 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,080 ♪ 'Cause in my head ♪ 92 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:09,749 ♪ In my head, I do everything right ♪ 93 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:10,792 ♪ When you call ♪ 94 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:13,544 ♪ When you call I'll forgive and not fight ♪ 95 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,754 ♪ Because ours ♪ 96 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,382 ♪ Are the moments I play in the dark ♪ 97 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:18,591 ♪ We were wild... ♪ 98 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,594 You just always fucking walk away. Really... Real grown-up. 99 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,638 ♪ I'll be your quiet afternoon crush ♪ 100 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,556 ♪ Be your violent overnight rush ♪ 101 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,558 ♪ Make you crazy over my touch ♪ 102 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,311 ♪ But it's just a supercut of us ♪ 103 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,232 ♪ Supercut of us ♪ 104 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,361 ♪ Oh it's just a supercut of us ♪ 105 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,990 ♪ Supercut of us ♪ 106 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:48,079 ♪ It's in my head In my head I do everything right ♪ 107 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,261 What the fuck? 108 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,336 Fuck, I can't do this. 109 00:05:37,211 --> 00:05:38,046 Why? 110 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:39,756 Oh, that was super misleading, right? 111 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,259 Like, I want to do this, it's just I have mad appointments today. 112 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:48,222 I'm showing this brownstone in Cobble Hill for three million dollars. 113 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,516 God bless the middle-aged whites. 114 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,727 Keeping a bitch paid, it's like reparations, you know? 115 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,065 I would love for you to meet some of my friends. 116 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:58,983 How would you feel about that? 117 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:05,990 Mm. Kissing you is nice, 118 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,951 but it doesn't absolve you from answering me. 119 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,087 - Fuck it. We can talk later. - Mm-hmm. 120 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:34,394 Dude... I just went to pet a Chihuahua outside our building, 121 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,729 and it was a fucking rat. 122 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:38,523 Oh, my God, I need coffee. 123 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:40,483 Coffee, coffee, please. 124 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,443 Please, love me right! 125 00:06:42,777 --> 00:06:43,861 - Rough night? - Oof. 126 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:47,281 Popped by Casablanca to meet up with Sasha and Rory, right? 127 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,117 You know, before I went to Leah's or whatever. 128 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,703 And Sasha's dating this 22-year-old femme goddess. 129 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,206 Seriously, you gotta check her Instagram. Oh, my favorite mug. 130 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,874 You love me so much. 131 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,211 I think it's very cute that you have a girlfriend. 132 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,672 You guys have been together for like four months now, right? 133 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,842 I don't have a girlfriend. 134 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:06,843 Leah... 135 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:10,596 is a girl, who is my friend, who I see... 136 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,433 on consecutive nights, and whose company I enjoy 137 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,726 more than anyone else's in the whole entire world. 138 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:20,064 Whatever. Kindly leave your heteronormative labels 139 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,650 in a motherfucking box, to the motherfucking left. 140 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:24,652 - Thank you! - You love her. 141 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:25,653 Whatever. 142 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,321 Morning, ladies. 143 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,824 Wow, did I sleep late or what? 144 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,617 - Mm. - Morning. 145 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,495 Sorry, morning breath. 146 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:37,665 I'm gonna... 147 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,345 - Yes? - You're gonna break up with him, or... 148 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:55,141 We are just settled into a routine. 149 00:07:55,391 --> 00:07:58,186 We don't have to be all over each other to prove that we're in love. 150 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,897 Sure, lit, but also you hate him, so... 151 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,275 Remember when we talked about cleaning your room? Did you not hear me? 152 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,235 Or were you like, "I'm not gonna do that anyway." 153 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,863 Now, what can I make you for breakfast? 154 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,823 Mwah! 155 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:11,741 Ooh. 156 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:12,742 Mwah! 157 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,036 - Oh-ho. That's good. - Mm-hmm. 158 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,538 - Two of 'em. - I just creamed my pajamas. 159 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,123 Right in them pajamas. 160 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,417 There's my breakfast. 161 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,544 Oh, there it is. 162 00:08:23,628 --> 00:08:25,796 - Get that. Get that brekkie. - Mm. 163 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,423 That's all I need. 164 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,466 I love you. 165 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:31,052 Love you. 166 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,429 Off to the market! 167 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:35,181 Shut up. 168 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:37,933 - Go clean your room. - Um, go clean my room? 169 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,644 - A little bit. - I love you. Let me just... 170 00:08:39,727 --> 00:08:41,687 Get outta here. 171 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:43,105 Mm. 172 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,903 Holy fuck! 173 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:49,862 What? 174 00:08:52,114 --> 00:08:54,534 Ow, shit. Your room! 175 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:58,120 - Is that Jenny's Instagram? - Mm-hmm. 176 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,373 No, you don't think. 177 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:04,043 I mean, I don't know, the last time she was listening to this joint 178 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,379 was when Matt broke her heart, senior year. 179 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:09,632 Maybe she's just listening to it. Probably nothing. 180 00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:12,718 Yeah, totally. 181 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,555 No. There's no way that her and Nate broke up. 182 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,352 - Fuck. - Fuck. 183 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,313 Okay. 184 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,732 Hey! 185 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,360 - Cool, cool, cool. You saw my story. - How are you? 186 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:30,486 Who I gotta kill? 187 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,404 You okay? 188 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,531 We broke up last night, but I'm 100% fine. 189 00:09:33,614 --> 00:09:36,951 Like, we... we were together for, like, nine years, right? 190 00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:38,578 Like, and now we're not. 191 00:09:38,661 --> 00:09:40,329 Anyway, Nate sucks. 192 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,707 And he should fucking die. 193 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,958 - Jesus. - What? 194 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,210 I'm just kidding, you guys 195 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,169 No, I'm not. 196 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:48,629 Oh, boy. 197 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,715 Hold onto your nips because I have some epic news. 198 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,468 I have two words for you: 199 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,178 Neon Classic. 200 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,681 We haven't been to the festival in three years. 201 00:09:58,764 --> 00:10:00,641 It was just announced that Neon Classic is doing 202 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,518 a pop-up show at Sony Hall, 203 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,688 and it is going to be fucking awesome. Okay? 204 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,607 Secret show, secret headliner. 205 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:11,277 I got us three all-access passes, courtesy of the Rolling Stone. 206 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,987 Yes, you do, bitch! 207 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,531 You know crowds make me uncomfortable in this political climate. 208 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,074 - Ow! That hurt. - Putitas! 209 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,202 Basically, I want you to call your work and tell them you have your period 210 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,537 and come over to my apartment. 211 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,997 - Done. - I can't do that. I'm sorry. 212 00:10:23,080 --> 00:10:24,832 - Blair! - I'm sorry. I'm running point 213 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,834 on a very important tastemakers' brunch next week, 214 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:28,878 I'm presenting my Instagram strategy today, 215 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,463 and I can't miss the hashtag roll-out. 216 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:33,341 Everything you said just like... sucked. 217 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:37,011 Did you mean the roll-out of the hashtag, or did you just hashtag the word roll-out? 218 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,848 Fine. I will just come over after your meeting for lunch. 219 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,643 - Erin, can you get some OJ for mimosas? - Yup. 220 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,645 Oh, we also need champagne though. 221 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:50,524 Because all I got is this, and it may not be here by the time you get here. 222 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,693 You know what I'm saying? 223 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:55,237 Okay, I love you both. I love you, bye! 224 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:59,492 - Bye-ee. - Love you, bye-ee! 225 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,619 You know the beginning of a disaster movie, 226 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:04,246 like, right before the girl who looks like me dies, 227 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,749 and, like, right when the girl who looks like you walk outside 228 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:10,795 and be like, "Oh, my God, look how crazy the sky looks!"? 229 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:12,963 This feels like that. 230 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:18,636 ♪ Why men great 'Til they gotta be great? ♪ 231 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:20,513 ♪ Woo! ♪ 232 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ I just took a... ♪ 233 00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:25,851 ♪...DNA test Turns out I'm a 100% that bitch ♪ 234 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,269 ♪ Even when I'm crying crazy ♪ 235 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,356 ♪ Yeah, I got boy problems, That's the human in me ♪ 236 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,900 ♪ Bling bling, then I solve 'em That's the goddess in me ♪ 237 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,028 ♪ You could've had a bad bitch, Non-committal ♪ 238 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:39,073 ♪ Help you with your career Just a little ♪ 239 00:11:39,156 --> 00:11:42,451 ♪ You're 'posed to hold me down But now you're holding me back ♪ 240 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,454 ♪ And that's the sound Of me not calling you back ♪ 241 00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:46,414 Ow! 242 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,166 ♪ Why men great 'Til they gotta go, yeah! ♪ 243 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,169 ♪ Don't text me Tell it straight to my face ♪ 244 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:54,296 Hey! Yup! Yup! 245 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,426 ♪ I see a mansard roof through the trees ♪ 246 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,761 What is this song? Do I know this song? 247 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:03,347 ♪ I see a salty message Written in the... ♪ 248 00:12:03,472 --> 00:12:04,348 Winter break, 249 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:06,726 junior year. 250 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,811 ♪ The ground beneath my feet... ♪ 251 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:09,979 Fuck that. 252 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,523 - You want me...? - Let it play. 253 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:15,651 ♪ ...now the tops of buildings I can see them, too ♪ 254 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,034 - What is this song? - I love this song. 255 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,953 ♪ I see a mansard roof... ♪ 256 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,622 Blair, did you do drugs with the study-abroad kids in the bathroom? 257 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,750 No. Maybe. 258 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,335 No one connects anymore. 259 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:36,088 They hook up and move on, but what happened to finding a soulmate? 260 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,133 You're only as valuable as your profile picture now. 261 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,844 You sound like an idiot, dude. 262 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:43,429 You sound like an idiot. 263 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:45,848 Hey, we can't all crush puss like you do. 264 00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,518 You know the reason why you're having a problem with girls? 265 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:50,895 Why? 266 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,272 You say shit like "crush puss." 267 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,110 You know people can see that you're doing that. 268 00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:02,156 Ah! It's just, when it grows back in, it just all grows towards each other. 269 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,366 I'm such a pendeja. Guys. 270 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:07,369 Matt's probably not even gonna be here. What am I even doing here? 271 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,371 I BBM'd him two days ago and still hasn't read it, 272 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,373 but he went on BBM today, changed his name, bang, 273 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584 it's like I'm supposed to be like a dumbass? 274 00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,628 Are you acting like I don't see that you're active? 275 00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:16,921 - What the fuck? - Right? 276 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,673 Well, at least y'all got prospects. 277 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:22,676 - What about that girl right down there? - No. 278 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,386 She's been looking at you all night. 279 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,846 No, undergrad girls are lame. 280 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,057 On OkCupid I put my stuff for forty-up. 281 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,309 Older women get me, man. 282 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:32,269 It's like they're fucking their son's hot friend. 283 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,940 - You stay away from my mother. - Yeah, yeah. 284 00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,193 Okay. 285 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,322 - Did he just... Did he just hear me? - Yeah, he did. 286 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,616 - Now he's coming over here. - Is he? 287 00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,827 - He's walking over here. - Who's walking over here? 288 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:48,911 The guy who... 289 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,079 The guy who... 290 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,164 Smoked... crayons. 291 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,667 Yellow... crayons. 292 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,584 I don't know. 293 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,796 Nice save, Blair. 294 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,551 Oh, that's some strong, prolonged eye contact, 295 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,219 - so we're gonna bounce. - Yep. 296 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,346 Nate. 297 00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:10,599 Hi. Jenny. Nice to meet you... 298 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:15,229 Oh, I get it. 299 00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,107 That's the guy that you came here to meet originally, huh? 300 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,819 What? No, I don't... I don't care. I don't know... I don't... 301 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,571 Psh! I do not know... 302 00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:26,156 who that is. 303 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:29,410 Who is he? I'm so convinced right now by what you're doing. 304 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,002 You know what? Fuck that guy you don't know. 305 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:40,254 All right? Me and you, let's dance. 306 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,298 Let's make him a little jelly. 307 00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,925 Yes, girl! 308 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,095 ♪ This could be the last time ♪ 309 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,640 ♪ That could be the fault line Slipping away ♪ 310 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,684 ♪ This could be the last time ♪ 311 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:56,228 ♪ Care about everything you say ♪ 312 00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:58,272 - My armpit! - You're taking too long. 313 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,152 ♪ Nothing's real... ♪ 314 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,281 - You smell good. - Yeah? 315 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,700 That's great 'cause I didn't shower today. 316 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,827 - That's what I'm talking about. - Yes! 317 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,203 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 318 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:19,960 ♪ When we dance in the dark In the room where it all gets real ♪ 319 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:22,755 ♪ I know you know how it feels ♪ 320 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548 You got anything? 321 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:28,093 What, like condoms? Or AIDS? 322 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,179 I don't think I've ever heard "AIDS" 323 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,889 said to me while I was making out. 324 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:32,806 You're welcome. 325 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,102 ♪ If it's my face you remember ♪ 326 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,647 ♪ From all the Sundays In the summer... ♪ 327 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,857 Praise the Lord. 328 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:42,983 ♪ More than a spark ♪ 329 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,111 ♪ Enough to make me run And follow you even 'til ♪ 330 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,947 ♪ Saturdays ♪ 331 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:53,452 ♪ When we dance in the dark In the room where it all gets real ♪ 332 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,082 ♪ Saturdays... ♪ 333 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,291 Mm. 334 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,837 Holy shit. 335 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,343 Holy fucking shit! 336 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:13,597 Oh. 337 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,307 Wow! 338 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,393 Give me these. 339 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,238 Oh. 340 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,282 Hey, Jared, what's up? 341 00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:38,831 Yeah. 342 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,291 Yeah, yeah, nope. 343 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,003 No worries. It's totally cool. 344 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:46,964 Mm-hmm. 345 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,842 Oh, I am super excited to get out there as well. 346 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:51,844 Yeah. 347 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,179 Yeah, okay, cool, great. 348 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,808 - Bye-bye-bye. - Ha! 349 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,561 Ah! You just quoted NSYNC. 350 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:01,478 Fuck! 351 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,397 - Fuck, fuck, fuck! - What? 352 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,066 The list for Neon Classic is tapped out. 353 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,109 Well, look, dude. It's fine. It's okay. 354 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,113 We could just sit here and chill and drink. 355 00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,906 What? No, no, we're going. 356 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,950 We're going to the show, okay? 357 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,076 I leave in a week. 358 00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:20,539 And then I turn 30, and then I die, probably, and I... 359 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,126 can't stop moving, or else I think about, um... 360 00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,174 I can't leave New York City like this. 361 00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:31,341 This is the end of an era. 362 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:33,594 You, me, Blair, we've all been caught up in our own shit. 363 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:35,179 I need one last epic day with my girls. 364 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,430 We owe it to the city. 365 00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,848 Yes, queen. 366 00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,768 Trying to make me feel feelings like a motherfucking Pixar movie. 367 00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,270 - I'm not doing it. - Okay, so I'm gonna go get dressed, 368 00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:45,522 and you are gonna email everybody that you know 369 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,024 that could get us on that list. 370 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,108 All right. 371 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:50,819 Uh, Jenny, I don't... I don't know nobody. 372 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,362 I don't... I would email you. 373 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,323 - I don't know anybody. - Okay, new plan. 374 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,950 We need all hands on deck. We're gonna go to Blair's office, 375 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,952 and tell them that her mom died so she can leave. 376 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,370 Jesus Christ! 377 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:01,538 Okay, fine, her aunt. 378 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:04,583 I'm afraid you don't understand what's fucked up about this suggestion, 379 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,251 - but... - You scour Craigslist for tickets. 380 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:08,921 We need more booze for today. We should get some Molly for tonight. 381 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,048 And then we go to Neon Classic. We're gonna go mobile! 382 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:13,717 And I'm gonna get dressed. 383 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,812 Loving this look, BT-dubs. 384 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,440 It's like Liz Lemon fucked the Salvation Army. 385 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:30,150 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 386 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,236 - Today, I'm free. - Yeah. 387 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,239 We need big numbers here, okay? If they don't have an M by their name, 388 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:36,323 I don't want to see them. 389 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,325 Ugh! 390 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,203 She's doing that thing where she stands with her shoulders back. 391 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,248 Good posture is so pretentious. It's like, alright, whatever, we get you. 392 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,416 You did ballet 'til you were like in the ninth grade. 393 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,585 At least we're gonna have to really do... 394 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:50,921 She sees us. 395 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,381 She look pissed? 396 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,882 Ooh... 397 00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:55,551 Yeah. 398 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,221 And that would be... um... 399 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,517 Ah, fuck it. 400 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,273 Hey, Blair, can I talk to you for a sec? 401 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,732 It's an emergency. 402 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,234 Your aunt died. 403 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,281 Oh, my God. 404 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,407 Blair. 405 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,285 Was it Aunt Camille or Aunt Denise? 406 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,495 Oh, don't tell me, it's too devastating. 407 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:24,621 I'm so sorry. 408 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,332 If you guys could just excuse me 409 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,834 for a moment. 410 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,586 So sorry, I'll be right back. 411 00:19:30,669 --> 00:19:33,839 Go. Um, and I'm gonna pick it up on page, um... 412 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,841 five of the presentation. 413 00:19:35,924 --> 00:19:38,510 So, let's talk a little bit about 414 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,848 visual merchandising on Instagram specifically. 415 00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,516 What are you doing here? 416 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,685 And why did you just tell my office that my aunt died? 417 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:47,769 Oh, wait... 418 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,354 Did Aunt Camille die? 419 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,690 AC is chillin'. 420 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,277 Jenny, on the other hand, is in horrible shape. 421 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,612 She needs us. 422 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,699 Our bestie is out there drinking champagne from a bottle of green juice 423 00:20:00,782 --> 00:20:02,117 that still has green juice in it. 424 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,368 Oh, fuck. 425 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,539 Wait, it's like a green-juice mimosa. 426 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,250 - That's kinda genius. - She made me try it. 427 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,794 It's fucking disgusting. I am drowning out here. 428 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:14,546 I need you. She needs you. 429 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,507 Okay, okay. Of course, yes, I'm gonna come. 430 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:20,928 I just... Shit. I need to tell my office that I'm gonna... 431 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:22,846 plan a funeral? 432 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,349 - That's really fucked up. - Love you. Meet you downstairs. 433 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:27,935 - I hate you. Get out of my office. - Mm-hmm. Love you, boo. 434 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:29,436 Love you. 435 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:31,521 Damn it. 436 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:34,066 Why haven't we heard from the Craigslist guy yet? 437 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,984 Hey, let's focus on the positive, okay? 438 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:39,780 I am so amped for you and this new job. You're about to slay it. 439 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:43,408 Aww. It's crazy, y'all. They gave me a staff of people, like... 440 00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,995 How did I convince them that I should have that much responsibility? 441 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,040 Fuck that modesty shit. You are the dopest writer we know. 442 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,416 - A hundred percent. - Aww. 443 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,587 You have this really unique way of describing music that's very special. 444 00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,798 - You believe that? - Yeah. 445 00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:02,010 - Oh, shit. - Her pants, though. 446 00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:04,471 - I have to take this. I'm so sorry. - Yeah, go on. 447 00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,556 Go for Blair. 448 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,100 Oh, shit. 449 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,353 - Now my boss is... calling me. - Hey, text me when you're done. 450 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,771 - I'm gonna go for a walk. - Okay. 451 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,356 Hey, Martha. 452 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,358 Yeah, I feel better. What up, doll? 453 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:17,693 You get those numbers I sent you? 454 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:33,208 Okay. 455 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:34,835 It's done. 456 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,128 - Done? - Yep. 457 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,630 - Alright, let's see it. - I mean, it's super rough, 458 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,674 - and it's probably gonna be shit... - Let's see it. 459 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,677 But it's not gonna be... but there are mad different little... Oh! 460 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,096 All right. 461 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:47,723 Okay. 462 00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:52,311 Wow. 463 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,022 This is really fucking good, Jen. 464 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,150 That dude would be crazy not to hire you. 465 00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,735 Yeah. 466 00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,028 You mean that? 467 00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,487 - Yes. - Thank you. 468 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,699 I mean, I do feel confident about it. I definitely think it's in a better spot. 469 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,411 And he said that if he liked it, then he would start publishing me ASAP. 470 00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:12,289 And it's only 20 bucks a post, but fuck it, right? 471 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:15,751 Because I'll... I'll be able to write about the music I wanna write about. 472 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,420 I'll be able to introduce you to people, and this is the first step. 473 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:21,173 I can freelance now, and then after I graduate, I get on staff, 474 00:22:21,256 --> 00:22:24,509 become an editor, and, I don't know, maybe I can run my own thing one day. 475 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,553 You're amazing, Jen. 476 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,513 Fucking amazing. 477 00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:29,681 It's insane. 478 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,976 I mean, you know what you want to do, you're putting your all into it, 479 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,187 and you just going forth and doing it. It's... 480 00:22:38,315 --> 00:22:40,609 Um... I don't know what the fuck I wanna do. 481 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,903 - Hey! No, uh-uh. - What? 482 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,822 No, no, no. Don't do that. Come on, you'll figure it out. 483 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,075 Yeah, maybe. I don't know. 484 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:52,371 You wanna be super corny with me real quick? 485 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,373 - What? - Can we make this our spot? 486 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,833 - Hell, yeah! - Hell, yeah? 487 00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,418 In fact, this is our spot. 488 00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:02,089 - Everybody, you, you! This is our spot! - Baby! Shh! 489 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,384 No, fuck that. You know what? You want to know how we can do it? I should, uh... 490 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,094 - Mark it. I'm gonna mark it down. - What? 491 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:09,096 Vandalism? 492 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,182 Ooh, I love it when you're dangerous, baby. 493 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:13,934 Put a little happy face here. 494 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,522 Forever! 495 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,594 Hey, ladies. 496 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,680 - Hey, good walk? - Yeah. 497 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:55,934 - Oh, Craigslist bro just texted back. - Yeah? 498 00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186 Three VIP wristbands. 499 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,814 - Woo! - "Come by anytime after three. No dudes." 500 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,482 - He wrote "no dudes"? - Mm-hmm. 501 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:03,442 Oy! 502 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,902 Wait, he's selling them for $500? 503 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,697 Don't worry. I got an advance from Rolling Stone for my moving, 504 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,031 and I'm going to share 505 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,241 - with the two of you. - Yes. 506 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,326 I got your tickets. I got your tickets. I got it. 507 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,328 I feel like this might be an irresponsible choice. 508 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,831 I really want us to think about the choices we're making today, 509 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,416 because it seems irresponsible. 510 00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,460 Says the woman who spent $400 on mink eyelashes. 511 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,253 - I'm just saying. - These are real. 512 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:28,258 - I don't believe you! - I'm gonna miss this so hard! Ah! 513 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,427 You did not just find that in your pocket right now. 514 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,512 I did, and I have no idea how long it's been there. 515 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:33,555 That seems safe. 516 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,639 It's fine. 517 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:35,849 Blair, calm down. 518 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,268 - Weed is like ketchup, it doesn't go bad. - Yep. 519 00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:39,478 Ketchup goes bad. 520 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,564 Mm. Then you should definitely not use our ketchup. 521 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,235 Can we at least move out of the middle of the street if we're gonna smoke weed? 522 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,404 - Stoop, stoop, stoop! - Did you just say "we"? 523 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,573 Does Bad Blair want to come out and play? 524 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:54,284 No, Bad Blair does not want to come out and play. It is noon. 525 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,245 Blair, please, this dooby just literally came from the heavens. 526 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,956 This could be one of our last times ever doing this together. 527 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,917 - Amen. - I mean, when are we gonna have this... 528 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:04,211 opportunity to do this. 529 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,545 I am alone. 530 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,005 I got my ass broken up with. 531 00:25:07,088 --> 00:25:09,216 - Oh, my God. - I'm gonna leave to California. 532 00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,634 I'm not gonna see y'all. 533 00:25:10,717 --> 00:25:14,012 I mean, really, this is a memory that you're gonna pass up? 534 00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:16,056 - Oh, Jesus! - Okay, yay. 535 00:25:16,139 --> 00:25:18,600 A memory. A memory. 536 00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,893 That was a great performance. 537 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:20,977 - Thank you. - I'm sorry. 538 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,938 These are real tears though. 539 00:25:24,981 --> 00:25:26,691 Yes! 540 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,861 Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! Bad Blair! 541 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,696 Blair, boo-boo. 542 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,324 Boo, watching you take down all these carbs 543 00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,284 has been the highlight of my whole, entire life. 544 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,577 I hate you. Both of you. 545 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,788 Me? What I do? I didn't do nothing. 546 00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:45,710 How is Matt Lasher in this motherfucking restaurant right now? 547 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,753 Well. 548 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,713 Oh, my God, look who it is. 549 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,632 Jenny, wow, it's been a while. 550 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,842 Blair, you look great. Erin! 551 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,469 You still hate me. That's fine. 552 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,763 So, what's up? You girls going to Neon Classic? 553 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,973 Yes. Yes, we are. 554 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,141 You know, my team's doing the event. You got list? 555 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,186 It's like pretty crazy. Everyone and their mother is trying to get in. 556 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,021 Like, my mom literally texted me. 557 00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,189 Left her unread. 558 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:09,067 I actually just got a job with Rolling Stone, so I think we're good. 559 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:10,902 We got like channels that we can go through. 560 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,905 Cool, if you have any problems or something, just, you know, 561 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:14,823 slide into my DMs. 562 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,032 Oh, good Lord. 563 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:18,827 Bye. Good seeing you, Jen. 564 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,454 What the fuck, dude? 565 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:24,749 You need to get some lubricant, and slide into his motherfucking DMs. 566 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,501 What if the Craigslist tickets fall through? 567 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,920 What? We're fine. We're gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 568 00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,422 Got it. 569 00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:31,715 You need to fuck Matt. 570 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,717 He's kinda the perfect rebound. 571 00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:35,844 It's only been a day. You need to grieve. 572 00:26:35,927 --> 00:26:38,054 What you need is someone to fuck the Nate out of you. 573 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,975 Grief is an emotion best served with a side of stiff dick. 574 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,518 Erin... 575 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:46,730 I love you, but you've never even been in a long-term relationship. 576 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:48,231 Blair. 577 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:49,399 I love you, 578 00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,652 but you and Will are not exactly the second coming of Oprah and Gayle. 579 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:53,737 You know what I'm saying? 580 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,697 You need to get fucked more than she does. 581 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,032 - Me? - Uh-huh. 582 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,575 I fuck! 583 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,454 I fuck, okay? Definitely. 584 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,080 You don't even fuck yourself. 585 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,665 Tried to use your Rabbit the other day. 586 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,667 That shit is dusty and the batteries are dead. 587 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,879 That's disgusting. I feel very attacked right now. 588 00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:14,007 Would someone uptight give you the money to get the good Molly from the guy 589 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:15,925 that lives above the McDonald's near the bridge? 590 00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:16,843 Hype Molly? 591 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:20,305 Yes, Hype Molly for us all, courtesy of your loosest friend. 592 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:21,264 No. 593 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:23,683 Yeah, I heard it as I said it. Top grade. 594 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:24,643 Ah. 595 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,729 What up, you got stress-rhea? 596 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,397 That was one time. 597 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:33,276 I think it's a stretch calling an entire year of college one time. 598 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,528 If anyone's gonna have stress diarrhea, it's me. 599 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,113 Let's make this fast and get to Hype's. 600 00:27:37,405 --> 00:27:39,407 I'm putting my keys in-between my fingers. 601 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:41,576 Just in case this guy tries any funny business. 602 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,744 Yes, bitch. 603 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,704 You shank that motherfucker with our mail key. 604 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,791 Hey, yo! What up? 605 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,795 - It's like Supreme shat out an apartment. - Welcome, welcome! 606 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,879 Come on in. 607 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,841 Hey, I'm Mikey, by the way, and y'all are... 608 00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:59,344 - Jenny, Blair, Erin. - Jenny, Blair. 609 00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,762 Erin, wassup? 610 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:02,972 Welcome to my crib, come on in. 611 00:28:03,056 --> 00:28:05,558 You can smoke anything on the table that you want. 612 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,186 Everybody always asks, "How do you afford this place?" 613 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,730 My parents got it for me two years ago 614 00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,108 before I broke off contact with them completely. 615 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,694 Oh, I got pasta over there, by the way, if you want some. 616 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,195 No, we just ate a really big lunch. 617 00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,572 Blair, I mean, you can't say no to a plate. 618 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:22,450 That's the spirit. Hey, what Harry Potter house are y'all? 619 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,618 And don't lie. 620 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:26,329 - I think we're all Ravenclaw. - Bitch, please. I'm Hufflepuff. 621 00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:28,039 Blair low-key Slytherin. 622 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:30,917 Technically, I identify as a Slytherin with a Ravenclaw moon. 623 00:28:31,334 --> 00:28:33,837 Yo, that is such a Slytherin thing of you to say. 624 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,296 I'm Gryffindor, by the way. 625 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,589 Nobody asked, but... 626 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,049 Wait. Whoa. 627 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,051 - This ain't what I think it is. - No, it is. 628 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,347 Ooh-wee! This is the ace of spades of weed, y'all. 629 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:46,808 Beyoncé shmokes this weed. 630 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:51,104 That is, deadass, the best weed in the game right there. 631 00:28:51,187 --> 00:28:53,231 I got that shit from Mike Dean's dude. 632 00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:55,150 I only smoke shit that rappers do. 633 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,319 I also got some shit that will give you a seizure, so be careful. 634 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,447 It's mild, like the flavor of the weed. 635 00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:03,199 The seizure's not mild, it's very strong. 636 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:05,493 - Oh! - Oh, my goodness, a dog! 637 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:07,412 - Come back to me. Who is that? - Hey! 638 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,664 This is... Barbra Streisand. 639 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:13,209 Hey! The cutest little baby in the game. 640 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,003 You named your dog "Barbra Streisand"? 641 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,173 Oh, yeah. Why would I not name him "Barbra Streisand"? 642 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,468 She's a legend, you know? And I love female directors, for real. 643 00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,845 Because I truly do believe, like, Time Is Up. 644 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,638 As a matter of fact, Time Been Up. 645 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,681 You know? We're late. 646 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,183 And Lady Bird? I love that shit. 647 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:29,184 I loved Lady Bird. 648 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,727 You would love Lady Bird. 649 00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:32,228 That's so her, right? 650 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:35,857 I feel like I know y'all, like... Y'all are so... I love you guys. 651 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,692 For real, like, y'all want something to drink? 652 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,529 I'm drinking this expensive-ass tequila, but you gotta douse this shit in Sprite, 653 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,072 because it low-key tastes like booty. 654 00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:44,699 No offense to the ass-eating community. 655 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,910 No, thank you. Uh, we just really want the tickets. 656 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:47,827 Right! 657 00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,204 The tickets... 658 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:51,748 Um, so... It's, like, really funny, actually. 659 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,958 My boy, Victor, came through earlier, 660 00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:55,877 and I gave him the tickets, 661 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:58,129 and then y'all came, and I was like, 662 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,049 "Oh, hold up," like, "They kinda cute," like, 663 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,885 "Let's see where this goes, maybe we can smoke a little something, 664 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:07,305 drink a little something, you know, like maybe, we can fuck on each other." 665 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,681 Right. 666 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,227 Right. 667 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,855 - You ain't got no tickets. - Yeah, no, I ain't got the tickets. 668 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,149 No. 669 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,111 - Let me at him! one minute! Let me just... - Stop! Stop! 670 00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:23,071 No! 671 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,449 No, you can't play like that, man. I got early-onset osteoporosis. 672 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:29,744 Look. Look at my wrist. I ain't got no bones in my wrist, man. 673 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,496 I was born with no bones in my left wrist. 674 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,207 I'm taking this, okay? 675 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:36,209 I woulda gave it to you if you asked. 676 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:38,795 But if you want to live your life by violence, 677 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,255 go ahead. 678 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:44,801 Weirdo! Ugh! 679 00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,514 - Yo. - Hm? 680 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:51,057 I stole the Beyoncé weed, too. 681 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,727 - Oh, Bad Blair! - She back. 682 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,273 Ah, fuck it. I'm DMing Matt. 683 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:00,441 Uh-huh. And if that doesn't work, we could 684 00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:01,901 reach out to... 685 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,278 What's that one dude's name... 686 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,739 What is this? Okay, we are... 687 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,116 What are you doing? 688 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,033 Hannah! 689 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:09,951 Oh, shit! 690 00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,369 Nate's cousin, Hannah? 691 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,663 Fuck! I bet you she loves that we broke up. 692 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,707 Oh, she's always calling me, "sweetie, sweetheart." 693 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:18,626 - She's coming. - No, she's not. She's... Oh, yeah, she is. 694 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,003 - Okay. - Erin? 695 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:22,589 - What up, girl? - Hi! 696 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,007 What's happening? 697 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:25,842 Jenny, is that you? 698 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:28,177 No. Huh? What? 699 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,555 Hannah? 700 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:33,808 I have not seen you in such a long time. 701 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,603 Girl, how have you been? That's so weird. I didn't even see you. 702 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:39,147 What are you wearing? 703 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:41,232 It's so 90s. 704 00:31:42,483 --> 00:31:44,277 So... 705 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:45,445 ...chic. 706 00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:49,490 We're doing a piece at Vogue, and you're just, like, killing it. 707 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,618 It's about people who don't care what they look like. 708 00:31:52,827 --> 00:31:56,039 Amazing. Amazing. You're, like, nailing the exact aesthetic 709 00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,333 I've been trying to convey to the photographer. 710 00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:01,044 Oh, my God, so funny running into you. I was just about to text Nate 711 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:02,879 about when you guys are going to Neon Classic. 712 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,381 I mean, I wasn't even gonna go, but Kim was like, 713 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,383 "Oh, you know, you never fucking come out anymore, 714 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:09,093 and Kanye wants to see you, so..." 715 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,013 Oh, my God, shit! That was supposed to be a surprise. 716 00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:14,182 I'm sorry, you were saying that Nate... 717 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:15,308 - Wait. Kanye's the... 718 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:17,101 - Kanye's the secret headliner? - Shh! 719 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,019 That's insane! 720 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,105 - And a problematic choice. - Fix your hair so we can text Nate a pic.- 721 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:25,276 We broke up, yesterday, uh, last night. And, um, yeah. 722 00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:27,403 It's over. 723 00:32:30,865 --> 00:32:32,283 Oh! 724 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:34,911 Oh, it's okay. 725 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,621 No, it's gonna be okay. 726 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,957 Everything's gonna be okay. 727 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:40,333 Mm. 728 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,210 That's really crunchy. 729 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,171 It's like... Is that new denim? 730 00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:46,756 You know, if you need anything from me, 731 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,550 just do not hesitate to contact my assistant. 732 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:50,510 Text is better. 733 00:32:50,593 --> 00:32:51,928 You'll get me faster. 734 00:32:52,011 --> 00:32:52,845 Thank you. 735 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,557 Be well. It's so good to see you. 736 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:57,976 - Okay, take care. - Be well. 737 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,813 Uh... J-Bug. 738 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,441 She was saying something about Nate and Neon Classic. 739 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,901 You wanna, like, talk about that? 740 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:09,237 Bam! Matt got us three wristbands. 741 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,739 What you know about that? And a tongue emoji. He sucks. 742 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:13,950 And what Hannah said, I... 743 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,744 I don't even know what she's talking about. 744 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,621 But who cares, right? Who cares about Nate? 745 00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:21,499 The only thing that matters is us living our best life, right? 746 00:33:21,582 --> 00:33:22,709 Living our best life. 747 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,918 So, onto pressing matters, 748 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:27,296 who wants to go to booty-hole Brooklyn to get these wristbands? 749 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,090 - I will rock-paper-scissors... - I can do it. 750 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,178 You're a really good friend. 751 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,764 - And I love you, dude. - I love you. 752 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:47,692 Hey, Blair. 753 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,653 I really do find it a bit tedious 754 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823 that you just couldn't put us on the list for these wristbands. 755 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:56,242 I hate to break it to you, but there's no list. 756 00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,286 That's not true. There's always a list. 757 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,537 So, you decided to come alone? 758 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,664 Nobody else wanted to come to this weird office. 759 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,916 What do you even do here, Matt? 760 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,209 Literally nothing. 761 00:34:10,547 --> 00:34:11,507 Hm. 762 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:13,384 You look really good. 763 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:15,386 No. 764 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:16,888 Don't do that. 765 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,931 Oh, come on, you wouldn't even be here if you didn't want me to, you know... 766 00:34:20,641 --> 00:34:21,476 do that. 767 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,482 Does Jenny know about us? 768 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:29,275 There is nothing to know. 769 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:30,860 Funny. 770 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,321 Not how I remember it. 771 00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,411 I remember... 772 00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:43,915 a drunken night like... 773 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:46,125 When was it? 774 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,504 Two years ago? That I... 775 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,549 ...honestly have not been able to stop thinking about since. 776 00:34:55,592 --> 00:34:57,845 You looked so incredible in those tights. 777 00:34:57,929 --> 00:35:00,389 They were so easy to rip off. 778 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,394 Lock the door. 779 00:35:16,155 --> 00:35:17,073 This means nothing. 780 00:35:17,156 --> 00:35:18,032 Whatever you say. 781 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,916 We shouldn't. We shou... 782 00:35:27,291 --> 00:35:29,293 I mean, if you really want me to stop, I'll stop. 783 00:35:30,044 --> 00:35:31,420 Don't stop. 784 00:35:35,842 --> 00:35:37,552 Coming, my darlings! 785 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,470 Coming! 786 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,807 - Hi! - Hi! 787 00:35:42,890 --> 00:35:44,225 - Come in. - Woo-woo! 788 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,184 Wassup! 789 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,854 Ah! I just got out of the shower, so don't mind me. 790 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:50,815 - You smell delicious. It's been so long. - Well, you never call me! 791 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:53,109 I mean, what, you don't do drugs anymore or what? 792 00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:55,069 We can't afford your shit. You know that already. 793 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,946 - Please. - You got diamonds on your weed. 794 00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,031 Child, you know I love and miss you. 795 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:00,741 You messy bitch! 796 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,662 Now, don't tap, don't tap, baby. That makes 'em real mad. 797 00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:07,874 Oh! Are these baby sharks? 798 00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,959 Yes, they're baby sharks! 799 00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,836 Yes, they're so tiny! 800 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,337 I feel like they're my children. 801 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:15,423 I got 'em illegally, so don't tell nobody. 802 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:16,966 - Okay? - Nobody to tell. 803 00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:20,511 Acting like anybody's gonna care if they come up here with all your drogas. 804 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:23,181 Come on, now. Baby sharks is the least of your worries. 805 00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:25,725 Hey, princesas! 806 00:36:26,267 --> 00:36:27,560 - What? - Uh-huh. 807 00:36:27,643 --> 00:36:28,644 They just do this for you. 808 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,021 Yeah, they stay perched. 809 00:36:30,104 --> 00:36:32,148 - So you going to the big show tonight? - You know it. 810 00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:33,941 Lotta people been through here today. 811 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:35,276 I'm sure. Neon Classic! 812 00:36:35,359 --> 00:36:36,986 What's with this outfit? 813 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,405 I mean, you look crazy, 814 00:36:39,739 --> 00:36:41,782 but at the same time, you look real sexy. 815 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,202 - Ow! - Yeah, you look good. I love it. 816 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,494 Your girl is having a day. 817 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:48,039 Can you just not? Can we not do that? Not right now. 818 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:52,001 - Nate broke up with her last night. - No! 819 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:53,961 Girl! 820 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,254 Oh, my God, he's so hot. 821 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:56,923 Aw, baby. 822 00:36:57,840 --> 00:36:59,926 Are you devastated? Girl, 'cause I would be devastated. 823 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:00,927 I'm okay. 824 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:02,970 No, you're not. 825 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,181 I can see the sadness in your eyes. 826 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:06,766 You know what? 827 00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:10,186 - Shit! - Oh, my goodness! 828 00:37:10,269 --> 00:37:12,605 - Jesus! - I thought you pulled out another puppy. 829 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,690 Oh, my goodness. Look at this. 830 00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:16,692 Ah! It's the holy grail of joints. 831 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:18,569 How? How do you even roll something like this? 832 00:37:18,653 --> 00:37:21,239 - Well, it takes a strong will. - Mm. 833 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:22,907 - And three papers, baby. - Oh. 834 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,284 Now, that's happy medicine right there, girl. 835 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,036 - Yes! - Oh, Lord have mercy. 836 00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,037 Yes. 837 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,374 Yeah, baby, this pimp shit easy. 838 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,584 Just exhale. 839 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,671 Let it all go away 840 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:39,298 and think about happy times. 841 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,342 Oh, you wanna order Chinese? 842 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,927 That sounds like a good idea. 843 00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:44,303 You're smart. 844 00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,347 Oh! Why, thank you, baby. 845 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:47,390 Let me see, let me see. 846 00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:49,600 Gimme all the food. All the food. 847 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:52,103 Mixed vegetable with bean curd. 848 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:54,647 What is bean curd? 849 00:37:55,022 --> 00:37:56,649 I just want to know. 850 00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:57,775 Like, I need to know 851 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,485 what it is. Okay. 852 00:37:59,568 --> 00:38:01,028 ¿Que tu quiere, papa? Dime-lo. 853 00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:05,616 Practice that Spanish of yours. 854 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:08,661 What? 855 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:13,874 I love you. 856 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,465 - I... - I was just... 857 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,758 That was stupid. 858 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:24,719 - No. - I shouldn't have said that, no. 859 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,053 - I don't love you. - What? 860 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,848 I do... I do love you. I don't love... 861 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:30,808 Ah, shit. 862 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,893 No, that was amazing, and I... and... 863 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,980 And that was amazing, and you are really... 864 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,524 and I just don't know... 865 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:41,485 um... what to say back. 866 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,945 No, that's cool. It's all right. 867 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,741 It's okay. I mean... Yeah. 868 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,910 Aw, I fucked it up, didn't I? 869 00:38:50,244 --> 00:38:52,121 No, baby, no, it's fine. Like, I'm... 870 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,706 Well, is it okay? Is that okay? 871 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,375 - Yeah, it's totally fine, yeah. - You're doing the funny dance. 872 00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:59,837 I'm just... I gotta... pee. 873 00:39:00,671 --> 00:39:02,256 And take a shower, 'cause I smell like... 874 00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,009 Kung Pao chicken. 875 00:39:05,217 --> 00:39:06,385 Chinese! Woo! 876 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,097 It's fine, baby. 877 00:39:12,475 --> 00:39:13,642 It's fine. Hm. 878 00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:19,065 Why didn't I just say it! Why didn't I just say it! 879 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:29,784 Come here, girl. 880 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:33,204 Oh, you wanna play kitty-cat, don't you? I can play that. 881 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,249 Say, uh, what are you doing later, baby? 882 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:38,918 I love you! 883 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,461 - Oh, shit! - Ahh! 884 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:42,838 - Oh, no, close your eyes! Close 'em! - Ahh! 885 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,090 What are you doing? 886 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:49,011 Ah It burns! lt burns! 887 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:52,056 Come here. I need to... I need to find you. 888 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,140 You stupid ass. 889 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,478 Get in the nose! Don't get in the nose. 890 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:02,650 I love you. 891 00:40:03,109 --> 00:40:04,068 I like saying it. 892 00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:05,694 I love you. 893 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,446 - I lurve you. - I love you too, baby. 894 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,823 I love ya, baby. 895 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,785 I love you so much, baby. 896 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:13,702 I love you. 897 00:40:14,161 --> 00:40:16,330 I'll never put you in harm's way. 898 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:25,756 Can I use your bathroom? 899 00:40:26,382 --> 00:40:27,299 Gimme the joint first. 900 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,427 - Oh, you right. - It's the door on the left down there. 901 00:40:29,510 --> 00:40:30,344 All right. 902 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,723 So what you gonna do? 903 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:39,562 Because I can feel so much love in your eyes. 904 00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:41,939 Girl, this just can't be where it ends. 905 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:43,899 Trust and believe. 906 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,318 I'm also clairvoyant. 907 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:47,862 Ain't that ghosts? 908 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:49,947 It's everything. 909 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,157 And I know, 910 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:52,783 I know in my heart of hearts 911 00:40:53,742 --> 00:40:55,411 that you want your man back. 912 00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,538 So, girl, you gon' go get your man. 913 00:40:57,621 --> 00:40:59,915 Aight, homie, we gotta go get these Neon Classic outfits. 914 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:00,875 Okay. 915 00:41:00,958 --> 00:41:03,794 I would like three of your finest Hype Mollys, please. 916 00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:04,753 How much? 917 00:41:05,671 --> 00:41:06,505 Forty. 918 00:41:08,215 --> 00:41:10,384 And one free for sad Jenny. 919 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,511 - Yay. - Hey. 920 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:14,263 - Prizes for being sad. - Hm. 921 00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:16,682 Oh, thank you, Hype. 922 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:17,975 Thanks, Hype. 923 00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,020 Erin! 924 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:22,980 I wanna go to Leah's store. 925 00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:25,149 - That was good. - That was not good. 926 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,277 I have a boyfriend, and my best friend used to like you. 927 00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,403 Yeah, in college. 928 00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:33,073 Oh, come on, Blair. You can't possibly be using the friend thing on me right now. 929 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,074 Jenny hates me. 930 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,994 Yeah, she hates you, which means the feelings might still be there. 931 00:41:37,578 --> 00:41:38,579 Should I give her a call? 932 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,747 Oh, my God. 933 00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,789 I'm kidding! 934 00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:46,837 Oh, my God, Blair, you seem like you would be a total nightmare to date, 935 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:50,591 but I'm head-over-heels for your fucking crazy mind. Take these. 936 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:53,052 - I have no idea how to respond to that. - It was a compliment. 937 00:41:53,135 --> 00:41:54,553 - Don't think that was. - Well, it was. 938 00:41:55,804 --> 00:41:57,097 Don't smile at me. 939 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,350 You have a very... 940 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:02,686 very nice smile and it makes me feel fucking confused. 941 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:04,688 - All right. See you later, Blair. - Fuck you. 942 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,357 Oh, uh, one more thing. 943 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,983 Those wristbands are just GA. 944 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,277 I couldn't really swing anymore VIP, but... 945 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:12,571 I put you guys on the list for the party. 946 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,869 Are you fucking kidding me? 947 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:19,828 I'm afraid not. 948 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,706 That was not GA intercourse. 949 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,501 You're the woman of my dreams. 950 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,796 Bye, Blair. 951 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:31,507 Oh, my God. 952 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:51,944 Why are you spinning out right now? 953 00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:52,987 Me? 954 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:54,363 I'm not. This is great. 955 00:42:54,446 --> 00:42:56,657 I'm happy to see her. It's fine, you know? 956 00:42:56,907 --> 00:42:59,243 Hey. I didn't think I'd see you today. 957 00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:03,372 Leah, 911, an emergency. I just need my whole shit fixed. 958 00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:05,583 Breakup discount. Thirty off the whole store. 959 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,500 Go nuts. 960 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,544 Oh, oh, oh! 961 00:43:08,752 --> 00:43:10,546 No sweatpants, bitch. 962 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:14,383 I like that you're wearing my shirt. 963 00:43:15,301 --> 00:43:17,011 You know, it's a good shirt. 964 00:43:18,053 --> 00:43:20,806 You know, in keeping with my promise from this morning, 965 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,850 you still owe me an answer. 966 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,937 I thought I would make it easy on you. Brunch this Sunday. 967 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,231 Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda are already alerted. 968 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:30,774 They're very excited to meet you. 969 00:43:31,025 --> 00:43:31,900 Oh... 970 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:35,487 - Jaclyn, Keelie, and Amanda. - Uh-huh. 971 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:39,450 The trifecta. Squad... The squad goals. 972 00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,327 Um, uh... 973 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,037 Sunday... Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. 974 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:46,957 Sunday. What day is Sunday? I gotta check my schedule. 975 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,417 You know you don't have a schedule. 976 00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:49,918 Erin. 977 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:52,296 - Can you help me in the dressing room? - Yes. 978 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:55,174 Yes I can, girl. Mm-hmm. 979 00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,592 I gotta go. 980 00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,303 - You gotta go? - Help her in the dressing room. 981 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,430 Okay, great. I bet you do. 982 00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,393 Jesus. 983 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,395 What, are you gonna try on the whole store? 984 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:11,106 - Ow! Ow! The double? - The double. 985 00:44:11,231 --> 00:44:12,149 You deserve that. 986 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,609 What are you doing out there? 987 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,152 Why are you being weird with Leah? 988 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,655 I dunno. Sometimes a bitch don't feel like brunchin'. 989 00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:18,656 Ooh. 990 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,991 That is deadass the craziest shit I've ever heard you say. 991 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,159 You are a brunch queen. 992 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:23,952 I call lies. Lies-ah Minnelli. 993 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,204 ♪ Mentirosa ♪ 994 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,538 It's none of your business. 995 00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:28,499 I was just trying to help. 996 00:44:28,707 --> 00:44:29,541 Don't. 997 00:44:33,128 --> 00:44:36,632 I love you and I know you're going through it today, but there's nothing to fix here. 998 00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:38,217 All right? 999 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,899 That was embarrassing. 1000 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,444 You screaming at me in front of an entire party was embarrassing for you? 1001 00:44:57,778 --> 00:44:59,446 I wasn't even looking at my phone that much. 1002 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,826 Literally, every time I turned around and looked up, you were looking down. 1003 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:05,536 Am I supposed to ignore my editor? 1004 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,664 I'm trying to get you to meet the people I work with, and the whole time 1005 00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:11,333 - you looking at your phone. - Do you think I like being the shitty, 1006 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,626 fucking downer girlfriend? 1007 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,003 - Fuck it, let's go home. - No, no, no, no, no. 1008 00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,088 I don't want to go home. 1009 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,089 I want to go out. 1010 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,799 I'm fun, okay? 1011 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:22,219 Let's go back to the party. I want to talk to everybody. 1012 00:45:22,302 --> 00:45:24,388 I want to be exactly what you want, Nate. 1013 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,391 I could be 20-year-old Jenny again with no responsibilities. 1014 00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:29,226 Then maybe you'll still love me, huh? 1015 00:45:29,643 --> 00:45:31,854 Don't fucking laugh at me! Fuck you! 1016 00:45:31,937 --> 00:45:34,273 Since when do you give a shit about the people you work with? 1017 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,650 You gonna get all close to these new fucking worker friends? 1018 00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,985 Don't change the subject. 1019 00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:40,821 You tell me I don't love you when you're the one moving across country. 1020 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,365 If you can't make that work, what does that say about us? 1021 00:45:43,490 --> 00:45:45,075 Wow, you turn it around on me. 1022 00:45:45,159 --> 00:45:47,536 I did not turn this around on you! You attacked me! 1023 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:49,913 - I attacked you? - Yes, you fucking did. 1024 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:52,458 Why do you keep saying "fucking" to me? 1025 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:53,584 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1026 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,877 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1027 00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,295 - Fuck! - Fuck you, Nate! 1028 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:02,676 See, your insecurities are manifesting themselves in a really ugly way right now. 1029 00:46:03,886 --> 00:46:04,887 This isn't working. 1030 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,263 See, you need some sleep. 1031 00:46:06,346 --> 00:46:08,891 - No, don't do that shit. - That's what you need. I'm not doing shit. 1032 00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:10,517 I am a grown-ass woman, all right? 1033 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:12,227 I don't need you. 1034 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:16,106 Yeah, you never do. 1035 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:19,943 You never fucking do. 1036 00:46:23,238 --> 00:46:28,202 ♪ If I could, I'd be your little spoon ♪ 1037 00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:34,249 ♪ And kiss your fingers Forever more ♪ 1038 00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:40,923 ♪ But big spoon You have so much to do ♪ 1039 00:46:41,006 --> 00:46:44,510 ♪ And I have nothing ♪ 1040 00:46:44,593 --> 00:46:47,971 ♪ Ahead of me ♪ 1041 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:51,892 - I... - I know. 1042 00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:58,816 ♪ Don't wait for me ♪ 1043 00:46:59,358 --> 00:47:04,071 ♪ I can't come ♪ 1044 00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,534 ♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪ 1045 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,495 ♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪ 1046 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:17,084 ♪ I say that I do ♪ 1047 00:47:19,461 --> 00:47:20,712 Oh, baby. 1048 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:53,912 ♪ Your mother wouldn't approve ♪ 1049 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:56,999 ♪ Of how my mother raised me ♪ 1050 00:47:57,332 --> 00:48:01,712 ♪ But I do, I think I do... ♪ 1051 00:48:03,171 --> 00:48:04,673 - I want water. Do you want water? - Yeah. 1052 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,611 Hey. 1053 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,076 ♪ Big spoon You have so much to do ♪ 1054 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:36,747 ♪ And I have nothing... ♪ 1055 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:39,666 - I love you so much. - I love you, too. 1056 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,137 You're my person. 1057 00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:56,266 Forever. 1058 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,078 Oh. 1059 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,263 Who farted? 1060 00:49:35,639 --> 00:49:36,848 Oh, shoot! Baby, you okay? 1061 00:49:37,182 --> 00:49:38,892 - I'm sorry. Oh, can I help? - Shit! 1062 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:42,229 - Do you want me to get the stain-stick? - Yes, get the stain-stick, Will, please. 1063 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067 Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just goofing around. 1064 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:48,443 Ooh. 1065 00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:50,821 I'm sorry, I was just here cleaning up a little bit 1066 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,364 'cause I know how busy you've been. 1067 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:53,782 You busy bee. 1068 00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:55,659 You were in my room cleaning it? 1069 00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:58,036 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was supposed to be a surprise. 1070 00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:03,291 Will. 1071 00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:05,127 Let's talk. 1072 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:06,169 - Okay. - You can... 1073 00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,463 It's good. 1074 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:10,966 Um... 1075 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:12,509 Take those off. 1076 00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:13,719 You got it. 1077 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:15,887 You got it, dude. 1078 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,101 Are you happy? 1079 00:50:22,185 --> 00:50:23,562 Yeah, of course I'm happy. 1080 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,442 'Cause I don't know if I'm happy anymore. 1081 00:50:35,073 --> 00:50:36,158 Oh, my God! 1082 00:50:37,617 --> 00:50:39,202 Wow, that is so good to hear. 1083 00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,998 Oh! Thank God. 1084 00:50:43,957 --> 00:50:46,126 I haven't been happy for such a long time. 1085 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,461 - Really? - Yeah. 1086 00:50:48,670 --> 00:50:50,255 Okay. 1087 00:50:50,505 --> 00:50:51,673 Oh. 1088 00:50:52,632 --> 00:50:55,427 Yeah. Honestly, I almost cheated on you last week. 1089 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:56,720 Lint. 1090 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:57,637 With who? 1091 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:59,264 Uh, Brenda from work. 1092 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:02,392 Great! 1093 00:51:03,268 --> 00:51:04,102 Well... 1094 00:51:05,979 --> 00:51:07,314 I guess this is it, then. 1095 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:08,607 I guess. 1096 00:51:12,194 --> 00:51:13,070 Hm. 1097 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,865 I don't know. We were just together for so long, I... 1098 00:51:17,324 --> 00:51:19,409 - thought this was gonna be a bigger deal. - I know. 1099 00:51:20,535 --> 00:51:22,954 But I do love you, Blair, and I always will. 1100 00:51:24,122 --> 00:51:24,956 I love you, too. 1101 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,185 And Will, please don't go back in my bedroom and finish cleaning. 1102 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:46,645 Okay, good call. 1103 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,614 Jesus Christ. 1104 00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:00,450 Hey. 1105 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:05,455 - Wake up, bitch! - Where's my bra? 1106 00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:06,790 Oh, shit. 1107 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:07,958 Fuck. 1108 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,586 I was just having the weirdest fucking dream about Michael Cera. 1109 00:52:11,670 --> 00:52:13,130 - Hmm. - He is lean. 1110 00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:16,424 I... I have news. 1111 00:52:16,508 --> 00:52:18,343 - Mm-hmm? - Um, all right. 1112 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:23,223 I don't want to make today about me, okay? So just don't tell Jenny. 1113 00:52:23,306 --> 00:52:25,433 Don't tell Jenny what? Ehhh! 1114 00:52:25,892 --> 00:52:27,686 Hi. Morning. 1115 00:52:27,769 --> 00:52:30,939 Hey, dude. Do you feel horr-ib-le? 1116 00:52:31,189 --> 00:52:32,774 ♪ Horr-ib-le! ♪ 1117 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,444 Oh, I wanna take, like, a million naps. Go, tell me all your secrets! 1118 00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:37,445 Spill the tea. 1119 00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:40,198 I... broke up with Will. 1120 00:52:40,699 --> 00:52:42,242 - I'm sorry, what? - What? 1121 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:43,702 I did. I broke up with him. 1122 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:47,330 He was cleaning our apartment when I got there. 1123 00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:49,916 So, like, did you break up with him before 1124 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,043 or after he got to my room, though? 1125 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,044 Pause. 1126 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,880 What happened? How are you feeling? 1127 00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,300 I mean, like, that kind of throws off your whole married-before-30s steez. 1128 00:52:58,383 --> 00:52:59,843 - You okay? - I know. 1129 00:52:59,926 --> 00:53:02,596 I know. I feel like I thought I was going to be freaking out, 1130 00:53:02,679 --> 00:53:05,724 and I am a little bit, but I mostly feel... 1131 00:53:06,099 --> 00:53:06,933 amazing. 1132 00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:09,311 I do. And I'm so sorry to bring this into the mix 1133 00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,438 with everything that's happening with you and Nate. 1134 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:14,816 - I don't wanna make this... - No. They are completely different, 1135 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:17,485 - and I'm happy for you. - Ah, yeah. 1136 00:53:17,569 --> 00:53:20,739 You deserve better. And he does too, no offense. 1137 00:53:20,822 --> 00:53:23,366 - No, he does. He definitely does. - Hey. 1138 00:53:23,909 --> 00:53:24,826 What? 1139 00:53:24,910 --> 00:53:27,954 - ♪ Bad Blair ♪ - Uh-uh. 1140 00:53:28,955 --> 00:53:31,958 Bad Blair is not available. She's not here right now. 1141 00:53:32,042 --> 00:53:34,419 - Bad Blair came out a bit earlier today. - What time is it? 1142 00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,047 - You know what time it is. - Get it, girl. 1143 00:53:37,130 --> 00:53:39,424 - Oh, oh, oh! - No. Bad Blair died at, like... 1144 00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:40,550 Tequilas! 1145 00:53:40,634 --> 00:53:43,094 - Bad Blair. Bad Blair. - Can we make a mixed drink first? 1146 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:44,638 - Nah, bitch. - Just to ease into it. 1147 00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:47,307 - Open up. - A little bit, just a tiny bit. 1148 00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,892 - Gentle. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1149 00:53:48,975 --> 00:53:50,936 Gentle. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1150 00:53:51,019 --> 00:53:52,520 Yes! 1151 00:53:52,604 --> 00:53:54,314 Oh, too much. Oh! 1152 00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:55,565 She's back! 1153 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,776 Yes! Come on! 1154 00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,903 Oh, shit, y'all. We need to get ready. 1155 00:53:59,986 --> 00:54:03,615 I brought, like, 400 outfit choices. Now that I am single, I need opinions. 1156 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:05,492 Oh, my God, holy shit. 1157 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:07,619 You guys, I am single. 1158 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:11,039 Wait, putas, I have something for you, perritas. 1159 00:54:15,043 --> 00:54:18,672 Is this our "Bitches and Bangers" playlist from college? 1160 00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:19,839 Yes, it is. 1161 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:22,217 Yas! 1162 00:54:22,300 --> 00:54:24,970 Head feels like shit. Let's go! 1163 00:54:27,597 --> 00:54:29,891 Oh, my God, I feel like you're gonna give me a high five. 1164 00:54:30,809 --> 00:54:33,478 ♪ I been gone for a minute Now I'm back at the jump off ♪ 1165 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,939 ♪ Goons in the club In case somethin' jumps off ♪ 1166 00:54:36,064 --> 00:54:38,191 ♪ And back up before the hive Let the pump off ♪ 1167 00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:40,860 ♪ In the graveyard Is where you get dumped off ♪ 1168 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,614 ♪ All we wanna do is party And buy everybody at the bar Bacardi ♪ 1169 00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:47,075 ♪ Black Barbie dressed in Bulgari ♪ 1170 00:54:47,158 --> 00:54:49,035 ♪ I'm tryin' to leave In somebody's Ferrari ♪ 1171 00:54:49,327 --> 00:54:51,538 ♪ Spread love That's what a real mob do ♪ 1172 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:54,165 ♪ Keep it gangsta Look out for her, people ♪ 1173 00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:56,876 ♪ I'm the wicked bitch of the east You better keep the peace ♪ 1174 00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:58,837 ♪ Or out come the beast ♪ 1175 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,755 ♪ We the best There's room for improvement ♪ 1176 00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,133 ♪ Our presence is felt Like a Black Panther movement ♪ 1177 00:55:03,216 --> 00:55:05,552 ♪ Seven quarter to eights Back to back with 'em ♪ 1178 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,721 ♪ And I'm sittin' on chrome Seven times platinum ♪ 1179 00:55:07,804 --> 00:55:08,972 Oh. 1180 00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:12,517 You got it, girl! You got it! 1181 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,103 ♪ Peeps, with the Bentleys, The Hummers, the Benz ♪ 1182 00:55:15,645 --> 00:55:17,647 ♪ Escalades Twenty-three-inch rims ♪ 1183 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,025 ♪ Jumpin' out the Jaguar With the Tims ♪ 1184 00:55:20,233 --> 00:55:22,444 ♪ Keep your bread up And live good ♪ 1185 00:55:22,527 --> 00:55:24,612 ♪ East coast, west coast, worldwide ♪ 1186 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,073 ♪ All my playas in the hood, stay fly ♪ 1187 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,451 ♪ And if your ballin' Let me hear you say right ♪ 1188 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,218 I am deeply obsessed with us right now. 1189 00:55:52,098 --> 00:55:54,684 Yo. Ice cream is ice cream. That shit is sugar. 1190 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,936 - Sugar's where it's at. - Gimme that sugar, though. 1191 00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,396 But I'm lactose-intolerant. 1192 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:01,024 - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! - Let's get that DC. 1193 00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:02,984 - I got you, boo. - How 'bout we drink some water? 1194 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:06,279 - We've been drinking a lot of alcohol. - Oh, my God! 1195 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:09,407 I'm just looking out for us. Do you guys like flavored water? 1196 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:12,702 - You could help me. You could do that. - This is... 1197 00:56:12,994 --> 00:56:15,121 Oh, no! 1198 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:16,331 Shit. 1199 00:56:27,008 --> 00:56:28,635 They can't be playing this song right now. 1200 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,013 Oh, shit. You know what? We don't need this bullshit. 1201 00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:33,431 - Come on. Let's go. - No, no, no. 1202 00:56:34,015 --> 00:56:35,600 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 1203 00:56:35,683 --> 00:56:38,061 ♪ Late at night when all the world... ♪ 1204 00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,688 You know what, Blair, how about you get the snacks? 1205 00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,732 - Yeah, totally. - And we'll meet you outside. 1206 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,068 - ♪ I stay up and think of you ♪ - No. 1207 00:56:47,028 --> 00:56:48,196 ♪ And I wish on a star... ♪ 1208 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:49,364 - It's okay. - Yeah? 1209 00:56:49,447 --> 00:56:50,281 Yeah. 1210 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,033 It's okay. 1211 00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:55,286 ♪ ...thinking of me too ♪ 1212 00:56:58,039 --> 00:57:03,294 ♪ 'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight ♪ 1213 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:09,217 ♪ Til tomorrow I'll be holding you tight ♪ 1214 00:57:09,634 --> 00:57:13,221 ♪ And there's nowhere in the world ♪ 1215 00:57:13,304 --> 00:57:16,266 ♪ I'd rather be ♪ 1216 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:19,894 ♪ Than here in my room ♪ 1217 00:57:20,478 --> 00:57:23,273 - ♪ Dreaming about you and me ♪ - Let's... 1218 00:57:23,356 --> 00:57:25,275 get some snacks while she sings it out. 1219 00:57:29,195 --> 00:57:32,365 ♪ Wonder if you ever see... ♪ 1220 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:33,408 You want string cheese? 1221 00:57:33,491 --> 00:57:38,163 ♪ And I wonder if you know I'm there ♪ 1222 00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,457 Am I there? Am I? 1223 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:43,209 ♪ If you looked in my eyes ♪ 1224 00:57:43,293 --> 00:57:45,170 ♪ Would you see what's inside? ♪ 1225 00:57:45,253 --> 00:57:49,757 ♪ Would you even care? ♪ 1226 00:57:50,675 --> 00:57:51,509 Uh-uh. 1227 00:57:52,343 --> 00:57:55,722 ♪ I just want to hold you close ♪ 1228 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:56,723 Blair. 1229 00:57:57,015 --> 00:57:59,601 ♪ So far all I have are... ♪ 1230 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:02,312 What the fuck are you doing? Pay for the string cheese and get out! 1231 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:03,730 You're scaring my cat. 1232 00:58:04,105 --> 00:58:05,648 You know what, fuck you! 1233 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,317 Fuck you, lady! 1234 00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:08,818 This ain't no karaoke bar! 1235 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:10,695 Well, why'd you play the fucking music so loud? 1236 00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:13,114 Shh. Here's a twenty. I'm so sorry to disturb you. 1237 00:58:13,406 --> 00:58:14,824 Thank you. Have a lovely evening. 1238 00:58:15,575 --> 00:58:17,911 You cannot anger your bodega man. I did that one time, 1239 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,455 and now I have to walk three extra blocks to go to the next one, 1240 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,499 - and it's a literal nightmare. - Give me the Molly. 1241 00:58:22,999 --> 00:58:25,835 Um, we're still super visible right now, do you... 1242 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:27,587 Yeah, you right. 1243 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,259 I... 1244 00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,182 - She seems... - Yup. 1245 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:46,189 ♪ Showtime, gotta bury your bad boss With ample amount of time ♪ 1246 00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:48,316 ♪ 'Bouta hit 'em with bandeaus That cook the pop off ♪ 1247 00:58:48,399 --> 00:58:50,818 ♪ Give a fuck about landlords When we some outlaws ♪ 1248 00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,112 ♪ Baby, you can get Randolph Or nigga knockoff ♪ 1249 00:58:53,321 --> 00:58:55,698 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 1250 00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,951 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 1251 00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:00,036 ♪ Ooh, bitch, you better ♪ 1252 00:59:00,119 --> 00:59:02,497 ♪ You better hit it, 'Cause you should know better ♪ 1253 00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:05,416 ♪ You better ♪ 1254 00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,836 ♪ Ooh. You better drop it, drop it, Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪ 1255 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,798 ♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it Work it, work it, work it ♪ 1256 00:59:13,174 --> 00:59:14,300 ♪ You better ♪ 1257 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,346 ♪ You better drop it, drop it, Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪ 1258 00:59:18,429 --> 00:59:20,765 ♪ You better sing it, baby, sing it, baby Sing it, baby ♪ 1259 00:59:20,848 --> 00:59:25,144 ♪ Touch down on the stage And no bitch ain't come to play ♪ 1260 00:59:25,270 --> 00:59:29,691 ♪ Clap clap, when I sing So I know that you feelin' me ♪ 1261 00:59:29,774 --> 00:59:33,903 ♪ Oh, if you live this loud Show it, show it, show it ♪ 1262 00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:38,825 ♪ It's your moment now Sing it, sing it, sing it, shine ♪ 1263 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,451 ♪ Karaoke ♪ 1264 00:59:41,077 --> 00:59:42,287 ♪ You better... ♪ 1265 00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:45,832 ♪ You better drop it, drop it, Drop it, drop it, drop it ♪ 1266 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:48,459 ♪ You gotta work it, work it, work it Work it, work it, work it ♪ 1267 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,712 ♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪ 1268 00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,214 ♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪ 1269 00:59:53,548 --> 00:59:55,133 ♪ Ooh, bitch you better ♪ 1270 00:59:55,216 --> 00:59:57,594 ♪ You better, you better, You should know better ♪ 1271 00:59:57,677 --> 01:00:02,098 ♪ Touch down on the stage And no bitch ain't come to play ♪ 1272 01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:04,434 ♪ Clap clap when I sing So I know... ♪ 1273 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:06,019 Who are all these people? 1274 01:00:06,352 --> 01:00:08,229 I don't know. I figured we'd know everyone. 1275 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:10,398 Everybody we know moved to L.A. 1276 01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:12,984 - Fuck L.A. - Says the girl moving to San Francisco. 1277 01:00:13,067 --> 01:00:14,611 - Oh! - Totally different. 1278 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,071 Should we try to slip into VIP since Matt totally fucked you? 1279 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,615 What? He didn't fuck me. 1280 01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,659 GA wristbands? Yeah, he did. 1281 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,786 Yeah, yeah, he fucked us on the wristbands. 1282 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,165 What you doing? 1283 01:00:27,248 --> 01:00:30,752 Hmm? What? Nothing. I think I'm feeling this Molly, y'all. 1284 01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:34,589 - Yes, ride that wave! - Ay! 1285 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,050 How old do you think that guy over there is? 1286 01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:40,011 - That one? - What? 1287 01:00:40,094 --> 01:00:41,012 Girl. 1288 01:00:41,095 --> 01:00:43,514 I think you bought these tickets with bar mitzvah money. 1289 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:44,641 Fuck you. 1290 01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:46,809 Fuck you, too, baby, come on! 1291 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,519 - Yes! - Thank you, Erin! 1292 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,104 - Jessie Reyez is setting up. - Oh! 1293 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:52,899 Excuse me, we know her. Yes, we're best friends. We're cousins. 1294 01:00:52,982 --> 01:00:53,858 Excuse me. 1295 01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,032 ♪ Go away young boy ♪ 1296 01:01:01,616 --> 01:01:03,284 ♪ Younger than you need a teacher ♪ 1297 01:01:03,368 --> 01:01:05,119 ♪ I know I got what you need, yeah ♪ 1298 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,829 ♪ And I know I need mine ♪ 1299 01:01:06,913 --> 01:01:08,790 ♪ I need big toys... ♪ 1300 01:01:10,541 --> 01:01:12,043 Yes! 1301 01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:14,796 ♪ And I know what you like ♪ 1302 01:01:16,214 --> 01:01:17,048 ♪ Dancin' dope ♪ 1303 01:01:17,799 --> 01:01:18,883 ♪ Dancin' dope ♪ 1304 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:22,512 ♪ Dancin' dope, dancin' dope Dancin' dope ♪ 1305 01:01:22,595 --> 01:01:23,930 ♪ Go away young boy ♪ 1306 01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,015 ♪ Dancin' dope Dancin'... ♪ 1307 01:01:26,099 --> 01:01:27,225 I'm gonna go talk to him. 1308 01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:30,311 I can't let you do that. You'll thank me later. 1309 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,691 What do you mean, you can't let me do it? I make my own decisions. Come on. 1310 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:35,942 I can't... Fuckin', no! 1311 01:01:36,025 --> 01:01:38,444 Hey, come on. Stop dancing in my way, Erin! 1312 01:01:38,778 --> 01:01:41,280 Bitch, you ain't shit. I knew you were coming here to see Nate. 1313 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,198 Bullshit! 1314 01:01:42,281 --> 01:01:45,076 - What are you guys talking about? - She came here tonight to see Nate! 1315 01:01:45,576 --> 01:01:47,161 No, no, Jenny, no. 1316 01:01:47,245 --> 01:01:49,247 - Please don't go. - Oh! 1317 01:01:49,330 --> 01:01:52,333 Blair, but I'm a grown-ass adult, all right? I make my own decisions. 1318 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169 - What the fuck? This bitch. Goddammit. - Excuse me. 1319 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,254 Stop following me. 1320 01:01:56,587 --> 01:02:00,508 ♪ It's only bad if you get caught So cash this thing in, oh my God ♪ 1321 01:02:01,175 --> 01:02:02,552 We just want to help you. 1322 01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,303 Just stop following me, then. 1323 01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:07,348 - Stop forcing us to chase you. - Oh, please, just go back to our spot. 1324 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,184 - I just need to go to the bathroom. - I've known you long enough to know 1325 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:13,354 that you are definitely not just going to the bathroom right now. 1326 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,273 - Oh? - I love you so much. 1327 01:02:15,481 --> 01:02:16,941 But this is getting fucking pathetic. 1328 01:02:17,024 --> 01:02:18,192 He broke up with you. 1329 01:02:18,276 --> 01:02:20,528 My heart was ripped out of my chest, okay? 1330 01:02:20,653 --> 01:02:23,948 But... it's not like I'd expect you to know what that feels like. 1331 01:02:24,031 --> 01:02:25,700 I can't get mad at you for not understanding 1332 01:02:25,783 --> 01:02:27,285 but I sure as hell can be mad at you 1333 01:02:27,368 --> 01:02:29,370 for not being a friend to me right now, Erin. 1334 01:02:29,954 --> 01:02:30,788 You guys! 1335 01:02:31,956 --> 01:02:32,790 We're good! 1336 01:02:33,416 --> 01:02:35,042 - We're at Neon Classic! - Uh... 1337 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:36,711 I feel great. You feel great? 1338 01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:38,337 - Trying to. - We feel great! 1339 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,673 You're pretty, you're pretty. 1340 01:02:42,175 --> 01:02:43,134 We're having fun! 1341 01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:47,180 This is our song! We love this song! 1342 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,473 - We do. - We do. 1343 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,142 Why don't you go listen to it? 'Cause I don't need a babysitter. 1344 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:53,644 - You're kinda acting like a baby. - Fuck you, Blair. 1345 01:02:53,728 --> 01:02:55,688 Fuck you. I'm trying to stay neutral here. 1346 01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:59,025 Thought you had to piss, princess. 1347 01:03:01,402 --> 01:03:02,236 I do. 1348 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:21,047 Fuck. Fuck! 1349 01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:23,382 Fuck me! 1350 01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:28,221 Wait. Ugh. 1351 01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:30,014 Nah. 1352 01:03:50,034 --> 01:03:51,786 I don't want you to end us. 1353 01:03:53,621 --> 01:03:55,122 Please don't end us. 1354 01:03:55,748 --> 01:03:58,125 I know, baby. I don't want to end us. 1355 01:03:59,001 --> 01:04:01,087 - I love you. - I love you. 1356 01:04:01,712 --> 01:04:04,048 I'm sorry about San Francisco. 1357 01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:08,511 I can't turn down this opportunity, but we can try long distance. 1358 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,097 You know it's not all about that. 1359 01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:14,433 This isn't working anymore. You know that. 1360 01:04:15,893 --> 01:04:17,854 I feel like we need to live our own lives. 1361 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:20,481 Ever since college, we're all we've known. 1362 01:04:27,738 --> 01:04:29,615 But what if we were meant to be together? 1363 01:04:33,953 --> 01:04:35,955 I mean, what if it's supposed to be us? 1364 01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:38,291 No matter what happens, 1365 01:04:38,374 --> 01:04:41,210 I feel like we're always gonna be in each other's lives, so... 1366 01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:45,339 It's fine. I mean, I... It will be okay. 1367 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:52,388 I'm scared, Nate. 1368 01:04:54,348 --> 01:04:56,267 I'm scared to do this without you. 1369 01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,187 Look at me. 1370 01:05:12,700 --> 01:05:14,577 I love you. 1371 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:25,630 Okay. 1372 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,013 Can I... 1373 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:37,850 Can I just have a minute? 1374 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:41,354 Yeah. 1375 01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:46,651 Fuck. 1376 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:48,569 Fuck. 1377 01:05:59,664 --> 01:06:01,666 ♪ I wanna be a great one ♪ 1378 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,918 ♪ I wanna be a great one ♪ 1379 01:06:05,461 --> 01:06:07,755 ♪ I wanna make a million dollars ♪ 1380 01:06:07,838 --> 01:06:10,925 ♪ Making all my days count Clowning with my day ones ♪ 1381 01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:13,511 ♪ What is life? What is love? ♪ 1382 01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:16,555 ♪ What are lies? What is trust? ♪ 1383 01:06:17,431 --> 01:06:19,433 ♪ What is everything? ♪ 1384 01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:23,312 ♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪ 1385 01:06:24,939 --> 01:06:26,941 ♪ Without you ♪ 1386 01:06:27,692 --> 01:06:29,860 ♪ Without you ♪ 1387 01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:36,659 ♪ Running, I'm running I'm running outta patience ♪ 1388 01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:40,746 ♪ I wanna be a great one I wanna be a great one ♪ 1389 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:42,665 ♪ And when the spirit calls me ♪ 1390 01:06:42,748 --> 01:06:45,876 ♪ I wanna throw my hands up Ready to be saved, yeah ♪ 1391 01:06:46,627 --> 01:06:48,504 ♪ And when my day is done ♪ 1392 01:06:49,255 --> 01:06:51,257 ♪ I hope I die fading ♪ 1393 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,343 ♪ When they take me way up ♪ 1394 01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:57,555 ♪ I hope I fly fading ♪ 1395 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,099 ♪ What is life? What is love? ♪ 1396 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,352 ♪ What is time? What is choice? ♪ 1397 01:07:04,228 --> 01:07:06,105 ♪ What is everything? ♪ 1398 01:07:06,230 --> 01:07:09,150 ♪ Everything is nothing without ♪ 1399 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:12,153 ♪ What is life? What is love? ♪ 1400 01:07:12,903 --> 01:07:14,739 ♪ I hope I am enough... ♪ 1401 01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:21,287 ♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪ 1402 01:07:22,371 --> 01:07:24,081 ♪ Nothing without ♪ 1403 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,835 ♪ Nothing without you ♪ 1404 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:29,920 ♪ Nothing without you ♪ 1405 01:07:30,004 --> 01:07:33,257 ♪ Everything is nothing without you ♪ 1406 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:01,869 - You over the show already? - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1407 01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,665 I just came to get some air. 1408 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,919 Okay. Air's that way. 1409 01:08:11,295 --> 01:08:12,630 You know, you can't smoke in here. 1410 01:08:13,130 --> 01:08:15,883 Oh, my God. What are you, security? I'm by the door. 1411 01:08:25,643 --> 01:08:27,853 Look, I got a car coming to pick me up in about a minute. 1412 01:08:28,062 --> 01:08:30,481 Take me to the House of Yes. Why don't you come with me? 1413 01:08:31,064 --> 01:08:33,317 I don't need a rebound, Matt. 1414 01:08:34,318 --> 01:08:36,403 I'm not offering sex. 1415 01:08:36,487 --> 01:08:39,532 I'm... I'm literally just offering you a ride to the after-party. 1416 01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:44,745 My phone isn't working, and Erin and Blair are still inside, so... 1417 01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,205 No, that's cool, I'll text them. 1418 01:08:46,622 --> 01:08:47,456 Let's go. 1419 01:09:14,859 --> 01:09:18,487 ♪ Here's to the ones ♪ 1420 01:09:18,821 --> 01:09:20,906 ♪ Who stuck in when they should have run ♪ 1421 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:25,870 ♪ Despite all of my ranting And raging, so ♪ 1422 01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,622 ♪ Here's to the ones ♪ 1423 01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,917 ♪ Who hide the bullet from the gun ♪ 1424 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:36,881 ♪ Foot down on all my bullshit But won't cage me ♪ 1425 01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:40,885 ♪ Here's to my friends ♪ 1426 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:43,053 ♪ All in until the bitter end ♪ 1427 01:09:43,136 --> 01:09:45,723 ♪ Drink or two to the toast ♪ 1428 01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:47,850 ♪ Not too many though ♪ 1429 01:09:56,150 --> 01:09:57,860 It's Jenny. Leave a message. 1430 01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,322 Jenny, I know your fucking phone is dead, and you need to find a charge, 1431 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,074 and you better call us back. You're being such a fucking asshole. 1432 01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,036 We just really want to be there for you, so we just need you to call us. 1433 01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:09,121 We love you. We love you so much. 1434 01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,750 - What the fuck was that? - She's not gonna respond to that. 1435 01:10:12,833 --> 01:10:14,793 - You can't yell at her. - I don't care. 1436 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,213 She needs to grow up. 1437 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:20,466 What... What was that? 1438 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:24,887 I mean, it's kind of the pot telling the kettle to grow up, 1439 01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:27,264 but... I don't know, never mind. 1440 01:10:28,515 --> 01:10:30,935 Yeah, okay. I am not the pot. 1441 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,062 - Oh, really? - Mm. 1442 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,065 You're late to work every day. 1443 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,691 Not every day. 1444 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:40,486 You go out on work days more than you go out on weekends. 1445 01:10:40,569 --> 01:10:42,112 Because it's bridge and tunnel. 1446 01:10:42,279 --> 01:10:44,907 Erin, you're holding onto something that is gone. 1447 01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,617 Do you think you're gonna be young forever? 1448 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,911 We're almost 30 years old. It's not cute anymore. 1449 01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:51,705 Don't you have personal goals? Do you have a plan for the future? 1450 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,791 How did your plan work out? Oh, right. 1451 01:10:53,874 --> 01:10:56,502 It was completely fucking insane and backfired. 1452 01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:57,670 It did not backfire. 1453 01:10:57,753 --> 01:10:59,213 We can't fuck around anymore. 1454 01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:03,175 I want a best friend that gets up with me on Saturdays to go to the farmers' market. 1455 01:11:03,259 --> 01:11:05,719 And you sleep through the farmers' market every weekend. 1456 01:11:05,803 --> 01:11:09,181 Is that what being an adult means to you? Going to the fucking farmers' market. 1457 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,559 - What else? Tell me your ways. - Admitting that you like Leah, 1458 01:11:12,893 --> 01:11:14,895 and you want to be in a relationship with her. 1459 01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,731 What are you so afraid of? 1460 01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,358 Everything! 1461 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,029 If I grow up, it means I need to change 1462 01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:26,156 everything. 1463 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:29,285 Everything's already fucking changing, Blair. 1464 01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,577 Jenny's leaving. 1465 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,916 And actually, the farmers' market sounds really, really like... 1466 01:11:36,375 --> 01:11:39,003 assuring and coddling and comforting right now. 1467 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:40,754 Like, is there one tomorrow? 1468 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,215 - Great fresh produce. - Yeah. 1469 01:11:43,507 --> 01:11:47,261 All I feel right now is, like, just love for you coursing through my veins, 1470 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,721 and I just want to hug it out. 1471 01:11:48,804 --> 01:11:50,180 Me too. I just want to hug you. 1472 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:51,932 Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 1473 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:53,309 I'm so sorry. 1474 01:11:54,268 --> 01:11:55,102 I love you. 1475 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:59,189 - Say it back! - I love you. 1476 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:01,734 Oh, shit. 1477 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:04,987 She's with Matt. 1478 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,238 - Oh. - I have an address. 1479 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:09,158 - Hoo! - Yeah. 1480 01:12:09,241 --> 01:12:10,617 We're back. 1481 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:11,535 All right. 1482 01:12:12,828 --> 01:12:13,871 I gotta make a pit stop. 1483 01:12:13,954 --> 01:12:14,913 Okay. 1484 01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,999 Woo! 1485 01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:18,876 ♪ Now that it's over ♪ 1486 01:12:21,420 --> 01:12:23,839 ♪ The space where you used to be ♪ 1487 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,675 ♪ Your head on my shoulder ♪ 1488 01:12:29,678 --> 01:12:32,931 ♪ All of the plans we made That never... ♪ 1489 01:12:33,057 --> 01:12:34,350 Oh, shit dicks. 1490 01:12:35,434 --> 01:12:38,395 Shit. Here, here, here. Let me help you. Let me get... 1491 01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:40,397 Nope, no, no. No, no. 1492 01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,483 Big girl, grownup here. 1493 01:12:42,566 --> 01:12:43,442 I'm sorry! 1494 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,027 You know this is all your fault. 1495 01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,029 Oh, yeah? Enlighten me. 1496 01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:49,990 Well, if you had just dated me in college, I would never have met Nate. 1497 01:12:50,074 --> 01:12:51,658 And I wouldn't be completely heartbroken. 1498 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,243 I was dumb in college. 1499 01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,746 You know I fucked several different women that stole from me? 1500 01:12:56,288 --> 01:12:59,166 Oh, wow! I was so obsessed with you in college. 1501 01:12:59,249 --> 01:13:03,170 I spent so much time thinking about you and crying over you and... 1502 01:13:04,797 --> 01:13:07,633 It just makes me realize that what I felt for you wasn't even real 1503 01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,594 because it definitely didn't feel like this. 1504 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,263 Come on. You're looking at it all wrong. 1505 01:13:13,555 --> 01:13:16,058 You've been blessed with a broken heart. 1506 01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:18,727 When it doesn't hurt anymore, that's when it's really over. 1507 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:20,521 Live in this as long as you can. 1508 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:25,067 I gotta go. 1509 01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:27,027 Really? 1510 01:13:27,194 --> 01:13:30,114 Tell Erin and Blair that I am going to finish it. 1511 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,449 - And they'll know what I mean. - What are you talking about? 1512 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:33,409 That makes no sense. 1513 01:13:33,742 --> 01:13:35,494 Oh, right. You're... You're on drugs. 1514 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:37,538 I... forgot, you're on drugs. 1515 01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:39,248 Are you cool? You okay? 1516 01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,999 - I'm gonna be okay. - All right. 1517 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:42,251 Hey, Young! 1518 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,295 I'm sorry I was such an asshole in college. 1519 01:13:46,463 --> 01:13:47,297 Don't be. 1520 01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:49,133 You helped me find Nate. 1521 01:13:52,553 --> 01:13:53,554 Hi. 1522 01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:56,014 - Hi! - Hey! Hi! 1523 01:13:56,390 --> 01:13:57,975 - Leah! - What's up? 1524 01:13:58,058 --> 01:13:59,560 - Hi! - You okay? 1525 01:13:59,768 --> 01:14:01,270 - Yeah. - Shit, you're rich. 1526 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:04,440 Everything's great. I just need to, like, talk to you right now. 1527 01:14:04,523 --> 01:14:06,567 She wants to go to the farmers' market with you. 1528 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,444 Right now? 1529 01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:11,405 No, like... Like, normal farmers' market... 1530 01:14:11,488 --> 01:14:12,656 - Functioning hours. - Yeah. 1531 01:14:13,532 --> 01:14:14,950 - It's real. - Mm-hmm. 1532 01:14:15,117 --> 01:14:16,743 - You're so pretty. - Don't touch her. 1533 01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,537 - Thank you. - Oh, my God, her skin. 1534 01:14:19,788 --> 01:14:20,622 Okay, boo. 1535 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:21,540 Yeah. 1536 01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:23,417 How you feeling? You still... 1537 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,544 - Yeah. Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1538 01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:28,130 - I feel like it's gotten more intense. - I can see that. 1539 01:14:28,213 --> 01:14:29,047 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1540 01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,302 So I'm going to play you some really great music. 1541 01:14:33,385 --> 01:14:37,014 Okay? You just let it, like, wash over you, all right? 1542 01:14:37,097 --> 01:14:40,809 Just let it, like, move you wherever you want to go, okay? 1543 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:44,646 And whatever you do, do not take the headphones out until I tell you to. 1544 01:14:46,773 --> 01:14:48,150 Great. 1545 01:14:48,233 --> 01:14:50,569 I can feel the seasons changing! 1546 01:14:50,903 --> 01:14:51,737 Yeah. 1547 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:53,864 Perfect. 1548 01:14:55,491 --> 01:14:56,617 You got it, girl. 1549 01:14:57,868 --> 01:15:00,078 Woo! All right. Let's have a... 1550 01:15:00,662 --> 01:15:01,497 Yeah... 1551 01:15:01,872 --> 01:15:03,582 Seat... Sit... Seat... 1552 01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:08,212 - Are you rolling? - I am, I am definitely rolling. 1553 01:15:08,295 --> 01:15:11,048 But that has nothing to do with the words that are about to come out 1554 01:15:11,381 --> 01:15:12,216 of my face right now. 1555 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,718 - Understood. - Yeah, great. Okay. Mm. 1556 01:15:20,224 --> 01:15:22,434 Alright, give me a minute. 1557 01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:25,145 I... 1558 01:15:26,104 --> 01:15:28,065 think I lo... 1559 01:15:28,273 --> 01:15:29,733 Hmm. Why is this so hard? 1560 01:15:30,734 --> 01:15:32,152 Because you've never said it before. 1561 01:15:33,987 --> 01:15:34,821 Is that bad? 1562 01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:35,948 No. 1563 01:15:37,616 --> 01:15:39,117 When I was in college, I thought I'd... 1564 01:15:42,204 --> 01:15:43,038 You get it. 1565 01:15:44,498 --> 01:15:45,832 With this, uh, one girl, 1566 01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,626 and she was great. 1567 01:15:48,293 --> 01:15:52,214 You know, everything was great. It was fun. She was smart. Whatever. 1568 01:15:52,756 --> 01:15:56,260 And our relationship was... beautiful. 1569 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:59,513 And, out of nowhere, she just like... 1570 01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:02,683 went back to men. 1571 01:16:04,309 --> 01:16:05,936 And it fucking crushed me. 1572 01:16:07,771 --> 01:16:08,605 I felt like... 1573 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:11,066 I was just some experiment. 1574 01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:15,821 And I've never told anyone that. 1575 01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,908 - Not Jenny, who's my fucking bestie. - Mm. 1576 01:16:20,909 --> 01:16:23,203 Or that crazy bitch back there. 1577 01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:26,999 I know what that feels like. 1578 01:16:28,709 --> 01:16:29,835 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1579 01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:34,798 See, I've never had someone to share this part of myself with. 1580 01:16:37,092 --> 01:16:38,051 Woo! 1581 01:16:38,135 --> 01:16:39,928 I'm feeling, like, so many things right now, 1582 01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,763 like, so many things. 1583 01:16:42,639 --> 01:16:45,392 Yeah. You have two straight best friends. 1584 01:16:46,351 --> 01:16:49,354 I have to imagine you're not sitting around reading queer theory together. 1585 01:16:53,483 --> 01:16:55,235 You know, I'm good with taking it slow. 1586 01:17:00,157 --> 01:17:02,075 - You sure? - Mm-hmm. 1587 01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,537 I am terrified of meeting your friends. Like, what if they don't like me? 1588 01:17:05,621 --> 01:17:06,747 Bitch, everybody likes you. 1589 01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:08,415 Yeah, you right. 1590 01:17:08,498 --> 01:17:11,043 - Oh, wow. Okay, okay. - You right. 1591 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:16,715 - I think I... - I think I love you, too. 1592 01:17:26,224 --> 01:17:28,435 Do you think I can have one more kiss? 1593 01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:31,521 I'll find closure on your lips, and then I'll go. 1594 01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,401 Maybe also one more breakfast, one more lunch, and one more dinner. 1595 01:17:37,027 --> 01:17:39,071 I'll be full and happy 1596 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,989 and we can part. 1597 01:17:42,199 --> 01:17:45,661 But in between meals, maybe we can lie in bed one more time. 1598 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:50,165 One more prolonged moment where time suspends indefinitely 1599 01:17:50,415 --> 01:17:52,417 as I rest my head on your chest. 1600 01:17:53,752 --> 01:17:58,840 My hope is if we add up the "one mores," they will equal a lifetime, 1601 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:02,177 and I'll never have to get to the part where I let you go. 1602 01:18:02,427 --> 01:18:04,680 Yes, baby! Baby, wait. 1603 01:18:04,763 --> 01:18:06,515 Grip on. Grip on tight. 1604 01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:08,558 - We're okay. Go, go, go, go. - No. Fuck this. 1605 01:18:08,642 --> 01:18:10,352 Actually, you owe my ass a... 1606 01:18:11,395 --> 01:18:12,729 Okay, fine. Let's do it. 1607 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,064 Oh! Shit! 1608 01:18:14,147 --> 01:18:15,565 You're a dick! 1609 01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:17,442 But that's not real, is it? 1610 01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:20,237 There are no more "one mores." 1611 01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,657 I met you when everything was new and exciting, 1612 01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:26,785 and the possibilities of the world seemed endless. 1613 01:18:27,619 --> 01:18:28,578 And they still are. 1614 01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,997 For you, for me. 1615 01:18:32,249 --> 01:18:33,125 But not for us. 1616 01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:37,212 Somewhere between then and now, here and there, 1617 01:18:37,462 --> 01:18:39,464 I guess we didn't just grow apart, 1618 01:18:39,715 --> 01:18:40,632 we grew up. 1619 01:18:42,926 --> 01:18:46,763 When something breaks, if the pieces are large enough, you can fix it. 1620 01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:51,476 Unfortunately, sometimes things don't break, they shatter. 1621 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,271 But when you let the light in, 1622 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,440 shattered glass will glitter. 1623 01:18:57,524 --> 01:18:58,734 And in those moments, 1624 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:01,153 when the pieces of what we were catch the sun, 1625 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:04,448 I'll remember just how beautiful it was. 1626 01:19:05,657 --> 01:19:07,701 Just how beautiful it'll always be. 1627 01:19:07,909 --> 01:19:09,161 Because it was us. 1628 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,288 And we were magic. 1629 01:19:12,372 --> 01:19:13,832 - Forever. - Forever! 1630 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:44,404 All right, divide and conquer. 1631 01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,740 - I'll take this room, you take that one. - Yup-yup! 1632 01:19:48,658 --> 01:19:49,493 Blair! 1633 01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,000 God, you're so fucking sexy. 1634 01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,252 Oh, she cute. 1635 01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:00,712 All right. 1636 01:20:03,131 --> 01:20:05,133 ♪ Do you think of me? ♪ 1637 01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:08,261 Where the fuck is this bitch? 1638 01:20:17,687 --> 01:20:20,065 Holy fuck! 1639 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,734 Wow, uh... Wow. 1640 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:23,735 Uh, Blair Bear? 1641 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:28,740 Girl, I just want you to know that I am just as proud of you right now as I am 1642 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:30,617 deeply disturbed by what I just saw. 1643 01:20:30,909 --> 01:20:32,244 But I stand by you! 1644 01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:35,372 And your risque choices, and I will meet you outside. 1645 01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:37,249 Don't forget to wash your hands. 1646 01:20:39,668 --> 01:20:40,585 You fuck, boo. 1647 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,504 You fuck. 1648 01:20:45,340 --> 01:20:48,385 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1649 01:20:50,971 --> 01:20:52,722 Can you please get out of me now? 1650 01:20:52,806 --> 01:20:54,683 Yeah, sorry. I just sorta froze up. 1651 01:20:59,521 --> 01:21:00,522 Ahem. 1652 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:02,941 Hello. 1653 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:05,110 Oh, hey, what's up? 1654 01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,570 - Hi. - Feeling relaxed? 1655 01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,487 Shut up. 1656 01:21:07,571 --> 01:21:09,531 Anything you care to share with the class? 1657 01:21:11,491 --> 01:21:12,909 It was only the second time. 1658 01:21:13,368 --> 01:21:14,369 Oh, my God. 1659 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:15,620 Today. 1660 01:21:16,663 --> 01:21:19,541 - You did it at his office? - I needed to get the wristbands. 1661 01:21:19,666 --> 01:21:21,126 We needed to get the wristbands. 1662 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,545 I don't even fucking know who you are right now. 1663 01:21:24,504 --> 01:21:25,422 Like in a bad way? 1664 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,674 In the best way. 1665 01:21:28,383 --> 01:21:29,217 You out here. 1666 01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,136 Living your best life, 1667 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,929 just making choices. 1668 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,222 - Yes. - Taking risks. 1669 01:21:34,306 --> 01:21:35,682 - Yes. - Yes. 1670 01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:36,725 Feels good. 1671 01:21:37,100 --> 01:21:37,934 It should. 1672 01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:41,021 Do you think Jenny's gonna be mad at me? 1673 01:21:41,104 --> 01:21:43,189 No. Why would she be mad at you? She loves you. 1674 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,232 Yeah. 1675 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,985 Did we ever find out where she went? 1676 01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:48,320 No. 1677 01:21:48,987 --> 01:21:49,946 Tiny Ethan... 1678 01:21:50,530 --> 01:21:52,574 said she said something to Matt about, like... 1679 01:21:53,408 --> 01:21:56,786 going out and finishing it, and then she, like, stalked off. 1680 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,080 - So ominous. - Bitch is dramatic, we know this. 1681 01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,249 - "Finish it"? - Yup. I have no idea. 1682 01:22:01,833 --> 01:22:03,126 It has to do something with Nate. 1683 01:22:03,209 --> 01:22:05,086 Where would she go to finish the relationship? 1684 01:22:07,255 --> 01:22:09,049 Oh, my God, yep. Know where she's at. Let's go. 1685 01:22:09,883 --> 01:22:10,842 Oh, God. 1686 01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:12,344 God. 1687 01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:18,308 ♪ Wider than a mile ♪ 1688 01:22:19,851 --> 01:22:22,270 ♪ I'm crossing you in style, ♪ 1689 01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:24,105 ♪ Someday... ♪ 1690 01:22:33,573 --> 01:22:35,742 Knew I'd find you here. 1691 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:41,957 I fucked up, Jen. 1692 01:22:42,290 --> 01:22:44,209 Like, I really fucked up. 1693 01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:47,379 All right, we... have to try. 1694 01:22:48,338 --> 01:22:49,297 Like, I'll move, 1695 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,883 or we'll go back and forth or what... 1696 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:53,802 I don't know, but I know that we... 1697 01:22:53,885 --> 01:22:56,054 I can't just do this without you. 1698 01:22:56,554 --> 01:22:58,431 I know I said we got to be our own people, but... 1699 01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:01,184 Shit, I'm not even a person without you. 1700 01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:06,481 Maybe this whole thing implodes, nothing works, 1701 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:08,441 but at least we try. 1702 01:23:12,487 --> 01:23:14,656 - Hey. - Jenny! Jenny baby! 1703 01:23:15,281 --> 01:23:16,825 Your ass is all the way out. 1704 01:23:16,908 --> 01:23:19,369 - Hey. - Jen. Jenny. 1705 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:21,454 - Hey. - What? 1706 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:24,290 Oh, my God. We were so fucking worried, dude. 1707 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,877 Oh, my God. I'm so stupid. 1708 01:23:27,961 --> 01:23:30,755 Yeah, Washington Square Park? Like, how the fuck did you not get robbed? 1709 01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:32,966 You okay? 1710 01:23:33,633 --> 01:23:34,551 I'm sad. 1711 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:37,595 I'm just so sad. 1712 01:23:39,222 --> 01:23:42,017 Oh, but it's like the good sad, you know? 1713 01:23:42,517 --> 01:23:43,351 I, uh... 1714 01:23:45,103 --> 01:23:46,271 We loved each other. 1715 01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:49,065 We love... We... 1716 01:23:49,983 --> 01:23:52,652 We love each other. I mean, 'cause that shit doesn't go away, right? 1717 01:23:52,736 --> 01:23:54,195 - No. - It's, uh... 1718 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:58,283 Wasn't just San Francisco. 1719 01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:02,245 We were all sorts of fucked up. 1720 01:24:04,497 --> 01:24:05,457 I think about... 1721 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:08,835 us and him and New York City and... 1722 01:24:10,795 --> 01:24:12,839 how I thought if I could just keep everything the same 1723 01:24:12,922 --> 01:24:14,758 then nothing would change, but... 1724 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:18,470 Everything's changing. 1725 01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:21,389 Did you get to talk to him? 1726 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:24,184 No, I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't... 1727 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,104 I saw him, but I don't know, I... 1728 01:24:30,857 --> 01:24:32,192 I guess, um... 1729 01:24:32,650 --> 01:24:35,528 Shit, I guess in that moment, I was choosing myself. 1730 01:24:37,030 --> 01:24:38,531 'Cause it's like, it's not, um... 1731 01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:40,700 our journey anymore. 1732 01:24:41,868 --> 01:24:42,827 It's mine. 1733 01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:45,038 Fuck. 1734 01:24:46,164 --> 01:24:49,292 Oh, fuck, that's so weird. That's so fucking weird. 1735 01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:51,169 - But kind of amazing, right? - Yeah. 1736 01:24:57,425 --> 01:25:00,637 I am so scared to be without you two. 1737 01:25:01,596 --> 01:25:03,348 I don't know life without this. 1738 01:25:06,684 --> 01:25:08,103 We're scared too, okay? 1739 01:25:09,062 --> 01:25:10,730 But this isn't gonna change. 1740 01:25:11,523 --> 01:25:12,982 We'll still be doing this. 1741 01:25:13,274 --> 01:25:15,151 Living in different cities won't change that. 1742 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:16,903 Aight? We'll still be FaceTiming 1743 01:25:17,320 --> 01:25:19,364 - every morning. - Right when I hit that pooper. 1744 01:25:19,447 --> 01:25:21,449 While you're on the motherfucking toilet. 1745 01:25:21,991 --> 01:25:23,451 - No. - Why don't you ever join in that? 1746 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:25,703 - I'm not gonna do that. - It's a phenomenal activity. 1747 01:25:25,787 --> 01:25:27,413 I don't wanna see either of you shit. 1748 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:31,584 I'm sorry. I love you both, but no. 1749 01:25:31,668 --> 01:25:33,044 I'm just like this. 1750 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:37,215 I'm really glad you guys pulled me out of work today. 1751 01:25:37,507 --> 01:25:39,342 - You are? - Today was amazing. 1752 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:40,260 It was epic. 1753 01:25:40,343 --> 01:25:41,302 An update. 1754 01:25:41,886 --> 01:25:44,264 I caught this bitch, on the sink, 1755 01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:46,432 having sex... with Matt. 1756 01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,350 Girl! 1757 01:25:47,809 --> 01:25:49,602 Girl? 1758 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,687 At the after-party. 1759 01:25:50,770 --> 01:25:53,690 But I also might have slept with him when I went to get the wristbands. 1760 01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:57,110 I'm sorry. 1761 01:25:57,443 --> 01:25:59,195 - Was it good? - Yes. 1762 01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:03,283 Yes, it was so good, and that's the best... worst part. Are you mad? 1763 01:26:03,408 --> 01:26:04,325 Are you kidding? 1764 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:07,662 Thrusting, thrusting. 1765 01:26:07,745 --> 01:26:09,247 You guys are coochie-cousins! 1766 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,376 - I'm kinda jealous. - You should be. 1767 01:26:13,459 --> 01:26:15,461 Oh! Also, update. 1768 01:26:16,296 --> 01:26:19,132 Before we went to the after-party, we stopped by Leah's place. 1769 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,383 Y'all did so much. 1770 01:26:20,466 --> 01:26:21,801 - It was a lot of time. - And Erin... 1771 01:26:21,885 --> 01:26:23,887 basically Say Anything'd her. 1772 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,347 - Boombox? - No boombox. 1773 01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:27,265 But... 1774 01:26:27,849 --> 01:26:29,142 we did say "I love you." 1775 01:26:34,314 --> 01:26:37,025 - Oh, that's my boo. - Yes. 1776 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:38,401 - You did that? - You guys... 1777 01:26:38,484 --> 01:26:39,903 I'm so proud of us. 1778 01:26:40,904 --> 01:26:42,447 Oh, so much. 1779 01:26:42,530 --> 01:26:44,449 - Yeah. - Ah. So good. 1780 01:26:44,532 --> 01:26:46,701 - So grown. - Yeah, real grown. 1781 01:26:46,784 --> 01:26:49,996 There was a point, many points... tonight was long... 1782 01:26:50,079 --> 01:26:52,582 where I was like, "All I want to do is go to Leah's 1783 01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:54,500 and watch that murder doc on Netflix." 1784 01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,212 Okay, so you have to go online afterwards and get the articles, 1785 01:26:57,295 --> 01:26:59,505 because there's so much they don't tell you in the series. 1786 01:26:59,589 --> 01:27:02,717 - Yeah, you said that before. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the real deal. 1787 01:27:03,092 --> 01:27:06,137 Okay. That girl is 12. We need to go. 1788 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:08,598 - She's a baby. - It's too much. We did it. 1789 01:27:08,681 --> 01:27:10,475 - Yep, it's done. - You're good. 1790 01:27:10,558 --> 01:27:13,645 We done did it. We done did it, y'all. 1791 01:27:13,728 --> 01:27:14,938 We did. 1792 01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:16,105 Hold up. 1793 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:18,441 - Oh. - Oh, shit. 1794 01:27:18,524 --> 01:27:20,568 - Yep, can somebody take me home? - Mm-hmm. 1795 01:27:21,277 --> 01:27:23,279 Yay! 1796 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:25,448 - Oh, my God. - All better! 1797 01:27:27,367 --> 01:27:29,202 - Oh. I'm hungry. - Again? 1798 01:27:29,285 --> 01:27:32,372 Where did this rain come from, though? 1799 01:27:32,455 --> 01:27:36,042 - It's super aggressive, it's strange. - Kinda like our night. 1800 01:27:36,125 --> 01:27:38,127 I feel like I gotta stop. 1801 01:27:38,211 --> 01:27:39,879 I gotta just keep facing outwards. 1802 01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,757 - I think I got gum in my purse. - Can we get tacos? 1803 01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:44,676 Yeah! 1804 01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:48,972 ♪ We'll say a little prayer ♪ 1805 01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:53,601 ♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh If the answer isn't fair ♪ 1806 01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:58,356 ♪ You know you can call on me When you need somebody ♪ 1807 01:27:58,439 --> 01:28:01,067 ♪ You know you can call on me ♪ 1808 01:28:01,150 --> 01:28:03,903 ♪ When you can't stop the tears From falling down ♪ 1809 01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:16,457 ♪ You know you can call on me Call on me, darling ♪ 1810 01:28:16,749 --> 01:28:21,671 ♪ You know you can call on me You can't stop the tears from falling ♪ 1811 01:28:21,796 --> 01:28:22,922 ♪ Down ♪ 1812 01:28:40,356 --> 01:28:43,818 ♪ When you're weary And the road is dark ♪ 1813 01:28:45,153 --> 01:28:48,906 ♪ And I'll guide you With the beating of my heart ♪ 1814 01:28:49,365 --> 01:28:53,870 ♪ And if the cavalry And the help don't come ♪ 1815 01:28:54,245 --> 01:28:57,832 ♪ Well, then we'll find a way To dodge a smoking gun ♪ 1816 01:28:58,374 --> 01:29:02,337 ♪ 'Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh We'll say a little prayer ♪ 1817 01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,632 ♪ But, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh If the answer isn't fair ♪ 1818 01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:11,304 ♪ You know you can call on me When you need somebody ♪ 1819 01:29:11,429 --> 01:29:14,098 ♪ You know you can call on me ♪ 1820 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:17,352 ♪ When you can't stop the tears from Falling down ♪ 1821 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:29,781 ♪ You know you can call on me Call on me, darling ♪ 1822 01:29:29,947 --> 01:29:32,617 ♪ You know you can call on me 1823 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:35,370 ♪ You can't stop the tears From falling down ♪ 1824 01:29:53,179 --> 01:29:55,473 ♪ When you're, You need someone ♪ 1825 01:29:55,556 --> 01:29:57,725 ♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪ 1826 01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:00,353 ♪ When you're, You need someone ♪ 1827 01:30:00,436 --> 01:30:02,605 ♪ You need somebody to dry your tears ♪ 1828 01:30:02,730 --> 01:30:04,899 ♪ When you're, You need someone ♪ 1829 01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,984 ♪ You need somebody to cling to ♪ 1830 01:30:07,235 --> 01:30:10,446 ♪ Call on me, call on me ♪ 1831 01:30:10,822 --> 01:30:12,615 ♪ Call on me ♪ 1832 01:30:12,990 --> 01:30:14,534 ♪ Just call on me ♪ 1833 01:30:15,493 --> 01:30:16,911 ♪ Call on me ♪ 1834 01:30:17,453 --> 01:30:18,913 ♪ Just call on me ♪ 1835 01:30:19,997 --> 01:30:21,707 ♪ Call on me ♪ 1836 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,584 ♪ Just call on me ♪ 1837 01:30:24,585 --> 01:30:25,962 ♪ Call on me ♪ 1838 01:30:26,629 --> 01:30:28,047 ♪ Just call on me ♪ 138982