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Sleek, Sophisticated, Seductive,
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The new Millennium Edition
Crown Royal funeral coach,
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Because your loved one deserves
the very best in style and comfort,
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- Nathaniel Fisher.
- Nathaniel?
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It's Ruth. Did you take your
blood pressure medication today?
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- Yes.
- Don't lie to me.
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I took it, What do you want
me to do, OD on it?
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Oh, and I just realized we don't have
any of that soy stuff Nate drinks.
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You know, since he gave up milk.
I don't know what it's called.
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Why not just cut some milk with tap
water? He'll never know the difference,
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Look, if you don't want to go, I'll go.
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It's not as if I don't have enough
to do already.
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I'm kidding, I'll get some.
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But it has to be after I pick up Nate
at the airport. I'm already running late.
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Nathaniel!
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- Are you smoking?
- Nope.
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- Yes, you are. I heard you.
- I'm not, No, I'm not.
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Look, forget you'll give yourself cancer
and die a slow and horrible death.
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You should not be stinking up
that new hearse,
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- I told you not to let him take it.
- Like I could've stopped him.
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He's as proud of that thing as your fool
brother was of that damn motorcycle.
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And who still has a pin in his foot?
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Nathaniel, people want things
to be nice when there's a funeral.
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They don't want their loved ones riding
in something that smells like an ashtray.
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All right, look. I'm quitting right now.
I promise.
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Okay? I'll see you tonight.
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That new hearse
was a total waste of money.
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There was nothing wrong
with the old one.
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I think your father's having
some sort of midlife crisis.
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It would've made more sense
to invest in repaneling the chapel...
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...or adding coffee bars
to the slumber rooms.
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Well, I'd much rather he buy himself
a fancy new hearse...
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...than leave me for a younger woman.
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Or a woman my age,
for that matter.
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Or heaven forbid, a man,
like my cousin Hannah's husband did.
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God sure has dealt that woman
some blows in this life.
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Mom.
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Can I do anything to help?
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No, no, honey. I'm fine.
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Besides, don't you
have a viewing tonight?
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- You should probably be getting ready.
- Right.
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So I enjoyed talking to you
about that whole shiatsu thing.
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I really hope that pans out for you.
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You should let me
work on you sometime.
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Here's my cell number.
I'll be here until the 29th.
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Here you go.
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My dad was supposed
to meet me here.
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- I could give you a ride.
- I'm sure he'll be here soon enough.
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I wasn't talking about that kind of ride.
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You've done a nice job.
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- She looks so peaceful.
- Well, she is at peace now.
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If there's any justice in the universe,
she's shoveling shit in hell.
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Excuse me.
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- David Fisher.
- David, it's Claire.
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- Is Nate there yet?
- Nope.
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I thought he was coming
so we could do,,,
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...the forced Christmas Eve family thing.
- Well...
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There are some really excellent parties
I could be going to.
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Claire.
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This is one of the few times
we're all together.
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Don 't get all Pat Robertson on me,
I'll be there,
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I have to drop some stuff off at a friend's
house before I head over, okay? Bye.
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Fucking Boy Scout.
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Attention, passengers of flight 71,,,,
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This is kind of disgusting.
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- Disgusting good or disgusting bad?
- Disgusting very good.
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I know.
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- You are so fucking hot.
- You're so sweet.
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I'm a sweet guy.
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Shut up and fuck me.
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Hello.
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This is Ruth Fisher.
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Yes, I'm his wife.
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What is this about?
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What?!
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Excuse me.
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Mom, what the hell are you...?
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There's been an accident.
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The new hearse is totaled.
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Your father is dead.
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Your father is dead,
and my pot roast is ruined.
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Oh, my God.
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You carry a lot of tension
around in your lower back.
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Not as much as 20 minutes ago.
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Just so you know...
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...I never do this.
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Oh, yeah. Me neither.
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So...
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...were you ever gonna
tell me your name?
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Probably not.
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Why not?
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Because I'm a realist.
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That's my father looking for me.
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Hey, Dad.
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Oh, Dave, hey. Merry Christmas.
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Of course I'm okay.
Couldn't be better in fact.
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What?
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I'm so sorry, Nate. I hate
to have to be the one to tell you.
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This is just speed, right?
Promise me this isn't crack.
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I'm having Christmas Eve dinner
with my demented family.
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It'll be weird enough
without being high on crack.
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No, it's just crystal meth. It just makes
everything burn a little bit brighter.
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And it makes sex, like, totally primal.
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Here. It's all right.
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Oh, well, it's too late now.
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It's mine.
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Hello? David, hi.
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Hang on a second.
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So is Nate there yet?
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No, he's still at the airport.
Claire, I've got bad news.
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What?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, I'm on my way.
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I have to go.
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- No fucking way!
- Excuse me.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- You're coming back, right?
- I don't think so.
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My dad just got hit by a bus,
and it broke his neck, and he's dead.
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I gotta pick up my mom and bring her to
the morgue so she can identify his body.
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No, I'm not kidding.
This is actually happening.
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And now I'm high on crack!
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- Crystal.
- Whatever!
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So I guess this whole hellish experience
I'm about to go through...
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...is just gonna burn
a little brighter now, right?
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Great! Thank you! Fuck!
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You really didn't have to do this.
I could've rented a car.
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It's okay.
You're in no shape to drive.
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I'm in no hurry to get home to my
family's annual Christmas Eve massacre.
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Parents who stayed together
for the children...
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...but really because they got off
on tormenting each other so much.
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Manic-depressive brother...
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...who always chooses the holidays
to go off his medication.
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And an ancient springer spaniel who's
completely blind, deaf and incontinent.
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What about you?
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Actually, we're pretty normal.
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My mom's a control freak.
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My brother...
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...well, he's a control freak too.
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And my sister...
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Well, I left home before she was born
so I never really knew her that well...
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...but she's kind of wild like I was.
- Was?
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My dad really rode my ass
when I was a kid.
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I couldn't go rafting because
he buried a girl who drowned.
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He buries this dipshit loser who OD'd
at a Flock of Seagulls concert...
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...and I'm not allowed to go
to concerts for a year.
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Your dad worked in a cemetery?
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How could a man who's so scared of
everything, who never had an accident...
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...or a speeding ticket in his entire life,
how could he have a car wreck?
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Are you mad at him,
or the fact that we're all gonna die?
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- Are you a shrink?
- No! God, no. No!
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Both my parents are.
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So, what else do you
want to talk about?
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The weather?
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Or the fact that we both
just fucked a perfect stranger?
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And that we both lied
when we said we never did that.
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- Wonderful service.
- Yes, it was. Very nice.
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She looked so peaceful.
Thank you so much.
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- You're welcome.
- Wonderful job.
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Did you know that
before you were born...
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...funeral homes
ran the ambulance business?
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No.
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Hearses were the only vehicles
that could transport people lying down.
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Your father used to joke about that.
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"Just drive him around the block
a few more times.
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We won't need to stop
at the hospital."
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You're kind of freaking me out
right now.
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Claire...
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...are you having sex?
- What?
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Or doing drugs?
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Why are you asking me this right now?
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Your father is dead.
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I can't even remember the last time you
and I talked about anything important.
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I need to know you're okay.
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Oh, yeah.
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Believe me, I'm okay.
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You know, considering.
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- Do you work here?
- Yes.
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I wanted to compliment you
on the music.
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I've been to three funerals this year.
Cancer, stroke, pediatric leukemia...
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...and the music is always
that same sad organ music.
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It reminds me of soap operas
my mom watched...
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...before I started kindergarten. Oh, God,
you're probably too young to remember.
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Anyway, I so prefer this light classical,
you know, chamber orchestra stuff.
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It's still spiritual, but doesn't
seem so dated or depressing.
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I studied music appreciation.
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You think I'm really boring, don 't you?
Well, get used to it,
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Now that your father is dead,,,
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,,, you can forget
about going to law school,
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It's just you and dead people and freaks
like me for the rest of your life!
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Mom.
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Mom, I'm so sorry.
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Who's she?
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- This is...
- Brenda Chenowith.
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Brenda Chenowith.
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Brenda, this is my mom,
Ruth Fisher.
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And my sister, Claire.
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- Nate, can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, just give me a minute.
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- Mom, did you already do the...?
- I can't.
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I've seen too many dead people
in my life. They're work.
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I won't see your father that way.
I need you to do it.
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Nate, I need to talk to you now,
please. It's urgent.
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- So how did you and my son meet?
- In cooking class.
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I have to tell somebody.
I am tweaking.
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- Yeah, we're all upset.
- No, I'm high on crystal.
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I smoked some with some friends
before David called me.
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- You did what?
- Don't worry, it's the first time.
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But I think I'm having a meltdown...
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...and I can't tell if it's Dad being dead
or the crystal, but...
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I'm really scared.
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You cannot do this to me right now.
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Don't be a narc.
We smoked pot at Thanksgiving.
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Look, I have to go identify
our dead father's body.
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I'm sorry you're having
a bad drug experience, but deal with it.
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Well?
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Well, well,
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The prodigal returns,
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This is what you've been running away
from your whole life, buddy-boy.
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Scared the crap out of you
when you were growing up, didn't it?
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And you thought you'd escape,
well, guess what?
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Nobody escapes.
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- Well?
- Yeah, that's him.
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Okay, let's get out of here.
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How'd he look?
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Dead.
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Will there need to be
a lot of reconstruction?
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David's not that skilled
at the really hard stuff.
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Federico usually does that.
He's quite gifted.
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You don't think we'll have
to have a closed casket, do you?
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- I would hate to send that message.
- What message?
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That we're not equipped to handle
a major restoration...
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...or that we're not proud of our work.
- Can we talk about this later?
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We should really get Nate home.
He's probably exhausted. Let's go.
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Thanks for driving me here.
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Please. I'm just avoiding my own hell.
I'm a big coward.
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Me too.
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I don't know if I can handle this.
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Well, you're about to find out.
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I wish you the best, Nate.
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Goodbye.
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Claire.
241
00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:23,508
- You're driving too fast.
- This isn't fast. You wanna see fast?
242
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:28,662
Pull over!
243
00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:41,385
Listen, do you do a lot of drugs?
244
00:20:41,595 --> 00:20:44,349
What? No.
And it's none of your business.
245
00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:45,750
Yes, it is my business.
246
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:48,914
You were driving like a maniac.
You could've gotten us killed.
247
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:51,994
What the hell is this?
You're not my father.
248
00:20:52,196 --> 00:20:54,152
You split as soon as you could.
You don't even know me.
249
00:20:54,356 --> 00:20:58,396
So don't start thinking you can
tell me what to do, okay?
250
00:21:15,758 --> 00:21:18,955
So where's Dad, downstairs already?
251
00:21:19,158 --> 00:21:21,150
He's still in the morgue.
252
00:21:21,719 --> 00:21:23,596
You didn't bring him back with you?
253
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:26,154
Oh, dear.
254
00:21:26,399 --> 00:21:28,993
That didn't even cross my mind.
255
00:21:29,199 --> 00:21:33,034
We should've taken the van
so we could bring him home.
256
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:37,870
I'm sorry.
That was very stupid of me.
257
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,076
Nice going, Dave.
258
00:21:45,281 --> 00:21:47,841
Like she doesn't have enough
to feel bad about right now?
259
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:51,317
Things have to be done.
Federico's downstairs, ready to start.
260
00:21:51,521 --> 00:21:55,036
Every second we wait will only make
Dad's restoration more difficult.
261
00:21:55,241 --> 00:21:59,872
But you wouldn't know
about that, would you, bag boy?
262
00:22:00,202 --> 00:22:02,511
"Bag boy"?
263
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:07,274
I'm assistant manager of organic produce
at Seattle's highest volume food co-op.
264
00:22:07,482 --> 00:22:11,158
Jesus, pull your dicks out and measure
them. Let's get this over with.
265
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,677
Were we supposed to throw Dad
in the back of Claire's car?
266
00:22:15,883 --> 00:22:17,953
It is a hearse!
267
00:22:18,163 --> 00:22:20,996
Yeah, hi. It's David Fisher.
268
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,593
Yeah, so I need to come
pick up the body.
269
00:22:23,804 --> 00:22:25,840
These people mean nothing to me,
270
00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:29,514
Know you not the family of the man
who has slaved for you,,,
271
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:32,158
,,, from dawn to dark
these many years?
272
00:22:32,364 --> 00:22:34,241
They appear to be so happy,,,,
273
00:22:34,444 --> 00:22:38,074
- I made you some dinner.
- I'm so not hungry.
274
00:22:38,285 --> 00:22:42,881
We have to eat, Claire.
We didn't die.
275
00:22:43,285 --> 00:22:45,958
What is that?
276
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:50,762
- For your father,
your brother, Tiny Tim,
277
00:23:00,407 --> 00:23:03,877
On three. One. Two. Three.
278
00:23:19,848 --> 00:23:22,203
Really sorry, man.
279
00:23:23,048 --> 00:23:24,686
Thanks.
280
00:23:35,089 --> 00:23:38,878
For a body that's firm, yet flexible,
281
00:23:39,090 --> 00:23:42,321
For skin that begs to be touched,
282
00:23:42,530 --> 00:23:46,842
For the velvety appearance
of actual living tissue,,,
283
00:23:47,050 --> 00:23:51,602
,,, top morticians rely on Living Splendor
embalming fluid,
284
00:23:51,811 --> 00:23:56,885
Living Splendor,
Only real life is better,
285
00:24:46,855 --> 00:24:50,006
Hey, buddy-boy.
286
00:24:50,415 --> 00:24:53,328
Come on in, it's okay.
287
00:24:55,096 --> 00:24:57,405
Say hello to Mr. Bloomberg.
288
00:24:58,696 --> 00:25:03,167
There isn't anything to be afraid of, Nate.
Mr. Bloomberg's dead.
289
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:06,449
I'm getting him ready so his family
can see him for the last time...
290
00:25:06,657 --> 00:25:09,649
...and say goodbye to him.
It'll make them feel better.
291
00:25:10,097 --> 00:25:12,565
That's what Daddy does.
292
00:25:14,577 --> 00:25:16,568
What do you got?
293
00:25:18,298 --> 00:25:19,811
You got me.
294
00:25:22,498 --> 00:25:25,171
You can touch him
if you wear one of these.
295
00:25:26,378 --> 00:25:29,654
Believe me, he won't mind.
He won't care.
296
00:25:39,899 --> 00:25:41,332
Nate!
297
00:25:42,339 --> 00:25:43,409
What's up?
298
00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,132
- Hey, Rico.
- It's good to see you.
299
00:25:52,660 --> 00:25:54,935
Really sorry about your dad, man.
300
00:25:55,140 --> 00:25:59,293
But, well, you know,
when your time's up, it's up, right?
301
00:25:59,501 --> 00:26:01,457
How's he doing?
302
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,135
So far so good.
303
00:26:03,341 --> 00:26:06,333
I really appreciate you coming in
on Christmas Eve, Federico.
304
00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:10,012
It's the least I could do for Mr. F.
Everything he did for me.
305
00:26:10,862 --> 00:26:14,138
I was gonna be up all night anyway,
putting together useless shit...
306
00:26:14,342 --> 00:26:16,094
...Santa Claus is bringing my kid.
307
00:26:16,302 --> 00:26:19,374
We don't use that kind of language
in here. Show some respect.
308
00:26:25,983 --> 00:26:29,771
- You need something?
- No.
309
00:26:29,983 --> 00:26:32,053
I just...
310
00:26:33,104 --> 00:26:34,059
David Fisher.
311
00:26:35,784 --> 00:26:39,493
Hey, I just want to remind you, don't
eat too much with your family tonight...
312
00:26:39,704 --> 00:26:43,777
...because I am making you something
totally decadent and fatty for dessert.
313
00:26:45,264 --> 00:26:47,460
Hold just a second, please.
314
00:26:55,145 --> 00:26:56,100
Hi.
315
00:26:56,705 --> 00:27:00,142
Keith, I'm sorry, I can 't make it,
316
00:27:01,506 --> 00:27:02,461
Why not?
317
00:27:03,626 --> 00:27:05,582
My father was just killed
in a car accident.
318
00:27:05,786 --> 00:27:08,425
Oh, shit. David, I'm so sorry.
319
00:27:08,626 --> 00:27:10,298
What can I do?
320
00:27:10,507 --> 00:27:13,226
Nothing, thanks.
But I have to stay here.
321
00:27:13,427 --> 00:27:18,103
Listen, if you need anything,
don't hesitate to call me.
322
00:27:18,307 --> 00:27:20,423
Sure,
323
00:27:20,627 --> 00:27:24,746
I mean it, David. You don't
have to go through this alone.
324
00:27:26,628 --> 00:27:28,903
I gotta go.
325
00:27:32,028 --> 00:27:33,825
Okay, here it goes.
326
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,543
This is the one I'm most proud of.
327
00:27:36,749 --> 00:27:41,584
The husband, okay?
He got fired, flipped out...
328
00:27:41,789 --> 00:27:45,225
...shot his wife point-blank in the head,
then shot himself in the mouth.
329
00:27:45,429 --> 00:27:49,628
Some seriously closed-casket shit, right?
Now look at this.
330
00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:55,429
Like the bride and groom
on top of a cake.
331
00:27:56,510 --> 00:27:58,740
And then we cremated them.
332
00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,988
What a fucking waste.
333
00:28:04,191 --> 00:28:06,386
Actually...
334
00:28:06,751 --> 00:28:09,743
...this right here is...
This is my best work.
335
00:28:11,671 --> 00:28:14,140
Wait a minute, this kid
was born just last month.
336
00:28:14,352 --> 00:28:18,550
He'll be 4 fucking years old in April,
can you believe it?
337
00:28:20,752 --> 00:28:22,947
Vanessa's pregnant again.
338
00:28:24,152 --> 00:28:25,984
You stud!
339
00:28:26,593 --> 00:28:31,030
Hey, it wasn't planned. You know what?
Neither was this one.
340
00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:34,543
And he's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
341
00:28:34,753 --> 00:28:37,870
Keep an eye on those chemicals,
Federico. We don't want him to burn.
342
00:28:52,795 --> 00:28:54,114
Hey.
343
00:28:57,275 --> 00:29:00,711
- Where's Mom?
- She went to bed.
344
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:04,467
Was she feeling any better?
345
00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:08,669
Yeah, Nate, she was on top
of the goddamn world.
346
00:29:13,756 --> 00:29:18,512
- Where's David?
- He's downstairs, working.
347
00:29:18,717 --> 00:29:21,277
On Dad?
348
00:29:21,917 --> 00:29:25,148
Yeah, well, him and Rico.
349
00:29:27,197 --> 00:29:29,871
He said not to wait up for him.
We should try and sleep.
350
00:29:30,078 --> 00:29:32,911
Yeah, as if that were a viable option.
351
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,877
- You want to go to the grocery store?
- Yes. Anything to get out of here.
352
00:30:24,802 --> 00:30:27,521
Well, it's about to start
raining frogs here.
353
00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:28,996
How are things on your end?
354
00:30:29,202 --> 00:30:32,115
- God, I'm glad you called.
- Really, why?
355
00:30:32,323 --> 00:30:35,201
I don't know.
Because you...
356
00:30:35,403 --> 00:30:37,234
You have a calming effect on me.
357
00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:42,234
Are you familiar with the psychological
term "projection"?
358
00:30:42,443 --> 00:30:44,799
Are you familiar with the psychological
term "blow me"?
359
00:30:46,084 --> 00:30:49,759
Come on, You grew up
with all that psychobabble,
360
00:30:49,964 --> 00:30:52,432
You rebelled against it
every chance you got, Still do,
361
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:56,035
And that includes having sex
with strangers in closets at airports.
362
00:30:56,845 --> 00:30:59,154
And you think you're
not easy to read?
363
00:30:59,365 --> 00:31:02,641
Coasting by on your looks and charm
isn 't working like it used to,,,
364
00:31:02,845 --> 00:31:06,679
,,, but you have no idea what else to do
because you've never had to learn,
365
00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:09,798
Any woman with half a brain
looks at a guy like you and thinks:
366
00:31:10,006 --> 00:31:13,203
"Good for a hot fuck."
But believe me, that's it.
367
00:31:13,446 --> 00:31:15,277
L...
368
00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:24,965
Nate, can we go home?
I really gotta take a shower.
369
00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:30,799
Oh, God, Jesus Christ! Am I not allowed
to have even a single moment to myself?
370
00:31:35,408 --> 00:31:36,443
Okay.
371
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:39,358
It's okay.
372
00:31:39,888 --> 00:31:41,844
What can I do?
373
00:31:42,048 --> 00:31:45,279
Nothing. No one can do anything.
374
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:54,685
- You'll have to pay for that cantaloupe.
- You fuck off!
375
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,084
She looked her best
every day of her life,
376
00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:10,920
Don 't let one horribly disfiguring
accident change that,
377
00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:14,123
Use new Wound Filler
cosmetic molding putty,
378
00:32:14,331 --> 00:32:16,891
Now faster setting and self-sealing,,,
379
00:32:17,091 --> 00:32:20,322
,,, to help make masking
unsightly wounds a breeze,
380
00:32:37,613 --> 00:32:40,127
Ma, you remember that stuffed dog
I used to have?
381
00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,803
I dragged it around until its ears fell off,
then you made new ears out of a towel.
382
00:32:44,013 --> 00:32:48,326
I hated that dog after that.
And I threw it up on the roof.
383
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,092
No.
384
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:53,443
I wanted it back and begged Dad
to get it, but he said no...
385
00:32:53,654 --> 00:32:56,851
...if I really wanted it, I'd never
have thrown it in the first place.
386
00:32:57,054 --> 00:33:01,606
Your father did so many wonderful things
for you, and that's all you can think of?
387
00:33:01,935 --> 00:33:05,848
- I just remembered it.
- He was a good man!
388
00:33:11,015 --> 00:33:13,484
I'm going running.
389
00:33:26,257 --> 00:33:30,728
Oh, no, you're doing me?
You're the worst one we've got.
390
00:33:30,937 --> 00:33:33,326
- Thanks, Dad.
- Where's Federico?
391
00:33:33,537 --> 00:33:37,246
It's Christmas morning. He's with
his wife and kid. He'll be in later.
392
00:33:37,457 --> 00:33:39,972
Couldn't this wait?
I don't want you ruining my face.
393
00:33:40,178 --> 00:33:42,738
- It's a little late for that.
- Not funny.
394
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:46,647
- I need to stay busy right now.
- So go reorganize some files.
395
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:50,055
Or develop a new bookkeeping system.
That's what you're good at.
396
00:33:50,258 --> 00:33:53,888
You never really had any aptitude
for this stuff.
397
00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:57,455
I know.
And what did I do with my life?
398
00:33:57,659 --> 00:34:01,493
I went to school to learn
exactly how to do this stuff.
399
00:34:01,699 --> 00:34:05,170
Other kids my age were going
to frat parties, I was draining corpses...
400
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:08,372
...and refashioning severed ears
out of wax.
401
00:34:08,580 --> 00:34:12,129
Thank God I didn't lose an ear. I can
only imagine what you'd do with that.
402
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:15,173
And I did it all for you.
403
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:20,055
I did it to make you happy,
you ungrateful son of a bitch.
404
00:34:21,661 --> 00:34:23,538
Dave?
405
00:34:25,621 --> 00:34:28,819
I just wanted to let you know
I was here.
406
00:35:50,028 --> 00:35:53,179
We'll deal you in next hand.
407
00:36:22,071 --> 00:36:24,869
- I'm about to jump out of my skin.
- Don't.
408
00:36:25,071 --> 00:36:28,302
I'm just barely holding it together.
Are you still high?
409
00:36:28,511 --> 00:36:33,586
- I don't know. Am I sweating?
- I know I am.
410
00:36:36,312 --> 00:36:38,826
This is too fucking weird.
It's been three days...
411
00:36:39,032 --> 00:36:43,150
...and I'm still trapped in zombie world.
- This is all happening to you.
412
00:36:43,352 --> 00:36:45,912
Fuck off!
413
00:36:46,273 --> 00:36:49,470
I'm sorry, but you're not the only one
who wasn't prepared for this.
414
00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:52,904
I came expecting to sleep late and chow
down on Mom's cooking for six days.
415
00:36:53,113 --> 00:36:55,786
And now I find myself feeling like...
416
00:36:55,993 --> 00:36:59,907
...I'm not even a part of this family.
- I'd trade places with you in a heartbeat.
417
00:37:01,274 --> 00:37:02,548
At least you got out of here.
418
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:05,985
I live in a shitty apartment
which was supposed to be temporary.
419
00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:08,424
I work at a job,
also supposed to be temporary...
420
00:37:08,634 --> 00:37:12,548
...until I figured out what I wanted to do
with my life, which apparently is nothing.
421
00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:16,304
I have lots of sex, but my relationships
don't last more than a couple months.
422
00:37:16,515 --> 00:37:20,906
I don't even have the self-discipline
to floss daily. I've had four root canals!
423
00:37:21,115 --> 00:37:24,870
I'm 35, I've had four root canals.
424
00:37:28,116 --> 00:37:31,028
I'm gonna be a loser who ends up
in his deathbed saying:
425
00:37:31,236 --> 00:37:33,352
- "Where'd my life go?"
- No, you won't.
426
00:37:34,516 --> 00:37:37,714
You'll be saying,
"Where the hell's the morphine?"
427
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:40,036
I'm just trying to cheer you up.
428
00:37:40,237 --> 00:37:43,354
I've spent my whole fucking life
being cheerful.
429
00:37:43,557 --> 00:37:48,073
I'm sorry about your father,
but he's in a much better place now.
430
00:37:48,277 --> 00:37:51,156
You are so right about that.
431
00:37:55,318 --> 00:37:57,036
Who the hell is that?
432
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,635
I know, Ruth.
433
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,879
I know everything.
434
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,870
I've known the Fishers
for years from church.
435
00:38:28,081 --> 00:38:31,232
- You know them too?
- Yes, yes. I work here.
436
00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:32,999
Oh, you work here.
437
00:38:44,082 --> 00:38:46,642
- What are you doing here?
- I just got off duty. I came...
438
00:38:46,842 --> 00:38:50,994
...to pay my respects to your father.
- You never even met my father.
439
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:53,763
Exactly. And you've met my parents
how many times now?
440
00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:56,796
- We spent the weekend at their house.
- Don't do this to me.
441
00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:59,278
- This is not your high-school reunion.
- I'm sorry.
442
00:38:59,483 --> 00:39:01,155
This is not the time to be political.
443
00:39:01,363 --> 00:39:03,878
- You think I'm here to be political?
- Keep your voice down.
444
00:39:04,084 --> 00:39:07,838
What is this? We can fuck, but I can't
be a shoulder for you to cry on?
445
00:39:08,044 --> 00:39:10,956
- I'm not crying.
- So, what am I? Am I just sex to you?
446
00:39:11,164 --> 00:39:12,643
Jesus!
447
00:39:12,844 --> 00:39:15,597
Do we really have to have
this conversation now?
448
00:39:15,804 --> 00:39:19,036
Oh, shit. Here comes my mother.
449
00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:25,240
- I'm so tired.
- I know, Mom. It's exhausting.
450
00:39:25,445 --> 00:39:28,118
- Is something wrong?
- No, nothing's wrong.
451
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:31,955
This is Keith Charles, a friend of mine.
He came to pay his respects to Dad.
452
00:39:32,166 --> 00:39:36,079
It's nice to meet you, Mrs. Fisher.
I'm really sorry about your husband.
453
00:39:38,366 --> 00:39:42,997
- You're friends with a cop?
- We play racquetball together.
454
00:39:44,887 --> 00:39:47,196
Nice to meet you.
455
00:39:47,407 --> 00:39:50,399
I'd like to see your father now.
456
00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:00,003
Who's that cop?
457
00:40:01,248 --> 00:40:05,127
- My Aunt Shirley was laid out here.
- Aunt Shirley, huh?
458
00:40:05,328 --> 00:40:08,958
Shirley Hamilton.
Terrible accident, lost her ear.
459
00:40:09,169 --> 00:40:12,320
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know Shirley.
I remember Shirley.
460
00:40:12,529 --> 00:40:13,564
- Really?
- Yes.
461
00:40:13,769 --> 00:40:18,718
I was the person who sewed her ear
back on. That was me. That's my work.
462
00:40:32,251 --> 00:40:34,811
What? She's sad,
so he has to get her out of sight?
463
00:40:35,011 --> 00:40:35,966
They always do that.
464
00:40:36,171 --> 00:40:39,447
The second someone starts to lose it,
they take them off into that room.
465
00:40:39,651 --> 00:40:41,846
It makes the other people uncomfortable,
I guess.
466
00:40:42,051 --> 00:40:45,044
This is not about the other people!
467
00:40:45,252 --> 00:40:47,208
Volume.
468
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:57,810
When I went backpacking through Europe
after I quit school...
469
00:40:58,413 --> 00:41:00,529
...I went to this island
off the coast of Sicily.
470
00:41:00,733 --> 00:41:03,725
It was this volcanic island,
471
00:41:03,933 --> 00:41:06,652
And on the boat over,
there was this pine box,
472
00:41:06,853 --> 00:41:09,766
Somebody from the island
being returned to be buried there,
473
00:41:10,094 --> 00:41:13,291
And there are all these old Sicilians
dressed up all in black...
474
00:41:14,134 --> 00:41:15,772
,,, waiting, lined up on the beach,
475
00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,124
And when they got
that coffin to the beach,,,
476
00:41:18,334 --> 00:41:22,328
,,, those old Sicilian women went apeshit,
screaming, throwing themselves on it,,,
477
00:41:22,535 --> 00:41:25,686
,,, beating their chests, tearing
at their hair, making animal noises,
478
00:41:25,895 --> 00:41:27,772
It was just so,,,,
479
00:41:27,975 --> 00:41:29,852
So real,
480
00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,615
I mean, I'd been around funerals
my entire life,,,
481
00:41:32,815 --> 00:41:36,206
,,, but I had never seen such grief,
482
00:41:36,416 --> 00:41:39,726
And at the time,
it gave me the creeps,
483
00:41:40,456 --> 00:41:45,246
But now I think it's probably
so much more healthy than...
484
00:41:46,817 --> 00:41:48,967
...this.
485
00:41:51,937 --> 00:41:54,735
That cop is hot.
486
00:41:55,097 --> 00:41:58,726
- Oh, David, David.
- I know, Mom.
487
00:41:58,938 --> 00:42:01,406
It's going to be okay.
It just takes time.
488
00:42:01,618 --> 00:42:05,088
- I've done a terrible, terrible thing.
- What?
489
00:42:05,298 --> 00:42:07,254
I've done a terrible thing.
490
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,574
- How's she doing?
- She's fine.
491
00:42:09,778 --> 00:42:14,773
I'm not fine. I'm a whore! I was
unfaithful to your father for years!
492
00:42:14,979 --> 00:42:18,608
And now he knows.
He knows.
493
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:25,135
I met a man at church once
when your father didn't come with me.
494
00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:29,012
- Mom...
- And he invited me for coffee...
495
00:42:29,220 --> 00:42:31,688
...and he said he liked my hair.
496
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:34,733
He's a hairdresser, a widower.
497
00:42:34,940 --> 00:42:40,573
Well, they divorced before she died,
so technically I guess he's divorced.
498
00:42:40,941 --> 00:42:43,011
He invited me to accompany him
on a hike.
499
00:42:43,221 --> 00:42:44,540
This is really not the time.
500
00:42:44,741 --> 00:42:47,414
- Maybe she needs to get this out.
- I don't want to hear it.
501
00:42:47,621 --> 00:42:51,410
I used to love hiking when I was
younger, and being outdoors.
502
00:42:51,622 --> 00:42:53,738
I always wanted
to take you kids camping...
503
00:42:53,942 --> 00:42:57,935
...but your father would never
leave the business!
504
00:42:58,142 --> 00:43:04,059
Well, I can tell you. I went camping
with this man from church several times!
505
00:43:05,063 --> 00:43:07,577
Told your father
I was visiting my sister.
506
00:43:07,783 --> 00:43:09,182
If he'd ever thought to call...
507
00:43:09,383 --> 00:43:11,772
Can you even begin to fathom
the impropriety of this?
508
00:43:11,983 --> 00:43:13,575
Your husband is lying
in a casket.
509
00:43:13,783 --> 00:43:16,059
David, she's grief-stricken, okay?
Fuck propriety.
510
00:43:16,264 --> 00:43:18,380
We don't say that word!
511
00:43:29,505 --> 00:43:31,655
Did you know him?
512
00:43:31,865 --> 00:43:33,503
No.
513
00:43:33,705 --> 00:43:35,855
Did you?
514
00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:38,295
He was my father.
515
00:43:38,505 --> 00:43:40,701
You're Claire?
516
00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,297
- Yeah.
- Keith Charles.
517
00:43:43,506 --> 00:43:44,985
I'm a friend of your brother's.
518
00:43:45,186 --> 00:43:47,620
- Of Nate's?
- No, David's.
519
00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:51,502
- David's friends with a cop?
- We play racquetball together.
520
00:43:51,707 --> 00:43:54,824
- David plays racquetball?
- Excuse us.
521
00:43:58,987 --> 00:44:00,864
You want me to cry
on your shoulder? Fine.
522
00:44:01,067 --> 00:44:03,820
My mother just confessed
she was having an affair.
523
00:44:04,028 --> 00:44:06,258
- Wow.
- Yeah, with some hairdresser...
524
00:44:06,468 --> 00:44:10,177
...who likes to hike. Now Nate is in there
playing Mr. Sensitive with her...
525
00:44:10,388 --> 00:44:13,903
...while her dead husband
lies in the next room. It's disgusting.
526
00:44:14,108 --> 00:44:17,067
- Breathe. You're gonna get through this.
- Oh, I know.
527
00:44:17,269 --> 00:44:21,148
I'll be the strong, stable, dependable one,
because that's what I do.
528
00:44:21,349 --> 00:44:25,262
Everyone around me will fall apart
because that's what they do.
529
00:44:25,469 --> 00:44:29,065
Don't you get exhausted being so hard
on everyone? And yourself?
530
00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:32,023
Oh, shut up.
531
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,743
- She met him at church.
- You met me at church.
532
00:44:42,791 --> 00:44:45,385
Hands.
533
00:44:53,311 --> 00:44:56,941
I didn't even realize how lonely I was...
534
00:44:57,152 --> 00:45:01,942
...or how long it had been
since a man touched me like that.
535
00:45:04,032 --> 00:45:08,823
Well, loneliness is a terrible thing.
536
00:45:09,033 --> 00:45:12,503
I'm still a woman, you know.
537
00:45:12,713 --> 00:45:14,749
Yes, I know.
538
00:45:14,953 --> 00:45:21,393
And now your father sees me.
Like God sees me.
539
00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:27,271
He knows everything.
I'm so ashamed.
540
00:45:29,794 --> 00:45:32,707
You didn't do it to hurt anybody.
541
00:45:32,915 --> 00:45:36,225
You were lonely.
I'm sure Dad forgives you.
542
00:45:38,315 --> 00:45:44,471
- And God doesn't?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sure he does too.
543
00:45:50,276 --> 00:45:52,631
Look, it's okay.
544
00:45:52,836 --> 00:45:57,228
Everybody forgives everybody.
For everything.
545
00:46:12,558 --> 00:46:14,753
Fuck.
546
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,473
If you're looking for the olives, honey,
they're right here.
547
00:46:53,721 --> 00:46:55,837
Ashes to ashes and dust to dust,,,
548
00:46:56,041 --> 00:47:00,081
,,, is easy as pie with Franklin 's
new leak-proof earth dispenser,
549
00:47:00,282 --> 00:47:02,796
Say goodbye to soiled fingers forever,
550
00:47:03,282 --> 00:47:08,754
Only from Franklin Funeral Supplies,
We put the fun back in funeral,
551
00:47:13,003 --> 00:47:15,881
In the midst of life,
we are in death.
552
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:19,393
Of whom may we seek for succor,
but of thee, O Lord?
553
00:47:19,603 --> 00:47:23,437
Who for our sins art justly displeased?
554
00:47:23,643 --> 00:47:27,000
Thou knowest, Lord,
the secrets of our hearts.
555
00:47:27,204 --> 00:47:29,877
Shut not thy merciful ears
to our prayer.
556
00:47:30,084 --> 00:47:34,953
But spare us, Lord most holy,
O God most mighty.
557
00:47:35,164 --> 00:47:40,797
O holy and merciful savior,
thou most worthy judge eternal.
558
00:47:41,005 --> 00:47:43,644
Suffer us not, at our last hour...
559
00:47:43,845 --> 00:47:48,680
...through any pains of death,
to fall from thee.
560
00:47:52,486 --> 00:47:57,162
In the sure and certain hope
of the resurrection to eternal life.
561
00:47:57,806 --> 00:48:00,479
Through almighty God
we commend our brother...
562
00:48:00,686 --> 00:48:02,803
...Nathaniel Samuel Fisher...
563
00:48:03,007 --> 00:48:06,522
...and we commit his body
to the ground.
564
00:48:06,727 --> 00:48:09,366
He looks like he's salting popcorn.
565
00:48:09,567 --> 00:48:13,162
Earth to earth,
ashes to ashes...
566
00:48:13,367 --> 00:48:15,324
...dust to dust.
567
00:48:15,528 --> 00:48:17,837
The Lord bless him and keep him.
568
00:48:18,048 --> 00:48:22,121
The Lord make his face to shine
upon him and be gracious unto him.
569
00:48:22,768 --> 00:48:29,208
The Lord lift up his countenance
upon him and give him peace.
570
00:48:56,771 --> 00:48:59,569
- Nate...
- No!
571
00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:02,126
I refuse to sanitize this anymore.
572
00:49:02,971 --> 00:49:05,566
- This is how it's done.
- Yeah? Well, it's whacked.
573
00:49:05,772 --> 00:49:08,445
What is this stupid saltshaker?
574
00:49:08,652 --> 00:49:13,043
What is this hermetically sealed box?
This phony AstroTurf around the grave?
575
00:49:13,252 --> 00:49:19,567
Jesus, David, it's like surgery.
Clean, antiseptic, business.
576
00:49:20,053 --> 00:49:22,089
- He was our father!
- Please don't do this.
577
00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:25,569
You can pump him full of chemicals,
you can put makeup on him...
578
00:49:25,773 --> 00:49:28,446
...and you can prop him up
for a nap in the slumber room...
579
00:49:28,653 --> 00:49:34,524
...but the fact remains that the only
father we're ever gonna have is gone!
580
00:49:34,734 --> 00:49:37,532
Forever.
And that sucks.
581
00:49:37,734 --> 00:49:40,726
But it's a goddamn part of life,
and you can't really accept it...
582
00:49:40,934 --> 00:49:42,812
...without getting your hands dirty.
583
00:49:43,015 --> 00:49:45,927
Well, I do accept it, and I intend
to honor the old bastard...
584
00:49:46,135 --> 00:49:51,767
...by letting the world see how fucked
up and shitty I feel that he's dead!
585
00:49:51,975 --> 00:49:54,536
Goddamn it!
586
00:49:57,296 --> 00:49:58,331
Amen.
587
00:49:59,616 --> 00:50:01,129
Wait.
588
00:50:34,939 --> 00:50:36,850
Let her.
589
00:51:09,542 --> 00:51:11,100
Let us pray.
590
00:51:11,462 --> 00:51:16,172
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name...
591
00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:22,220
...thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
592
00:51:22,423 --> 00:51:26,894
Give us this day, our daily bread.
Forgive us our trespasses...
593
00:51:27,103 --> 00:51:30,493
...as we forgive those
who have trespassed against us.
594
00:51:30,703 --> 00:51:35,016
Lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
595
00:51:35,224 --> 00:51:40,457
For thine is the kingdom and the power
and the glory, forever and ever. Amen.
596
00:51:40,824 --> 00:51:43,384
Amen! Amen!
597
00:51:44,304 --> 00:51:47,183
The Lord be with you.
598
00:51:53,705 --> 00:51:56,902
Mom, Federico's gonna
drive you back, okay?
599
00:51:57,105 --> 00:52:00,815
I just need to go over a few details
with Nate. We'll be right behind you.
600
00:52:01,026 --> 00:52:03,460
Put her there, Mrs. F.
601
00:52:04,226 --> 00:52:09,539
You have such delicate hands, Federico.
Like a statue.
602
00:52:09,746 --> 00:52:13,183
Or an illustration in an antique book.
603
00:52:13,387 --> 00:52:18,336
Or one of those little ceramic hands
they use to display gloves.
604
00:52:27,268 --> 00:52:31,181
You want to be the alpha dog,
Nate, is that it?
605
00:52:31,388 --> 00:52:33,822
Coasting toward mid-life
with nothing to show for it.
606
00:52:34,028 --> 00:52:36,940
You wanna come back and be the rock
for this family to lean on?
607
00:52:37,149 --> 00:52:38,867
- Fuck you.
- That is not what I'm...
608
00:52:39,069 --> 00:52:41,867
You want to get your hands dirty?
You sanctimonious prick.
609
00:52:42,069 --> 00:52:45,027
Talk to me when you've had to stuff
formaldehyde-soaked cotton...
610
00:52:45,229 --> 00:52:47,789
...up your father's ass
so he doesn't leak.
611
00:52:47,989 --> 00:52:49,548
- Jesus!
- Yeah.
612
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:53,504
Well, I'm sure you just would've
tossed him out with the garbage.
613
00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:54,984
It may seem weird to you...
614
00:52:55,190 --> 00:52:58,262
...but there is a reason
behind everything that we do here.
615
00:52:58,470 --> 00:53:00,859
We provide people
with a very important...
616
00:53:01,070 --> 00:53:04,302
...and sacred service
at the darkest time in their lives.
617
00:53:04,511 --> 00:53:07,309
Because maybe they don't wanna
make a spectacle of themselves.
618
00:53:07,511 --> 00:53:10,025
Because maybe they'd prefer
to grieve in private.
619
00:53:10,231 --> 00:53:11,186
Why?
620
00:53:11,391 --> 00:53:15,908
Why does it have to be such a secret?
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
621
00:53:16,872 --> 00:53:20,342
- Dave, please...
- You know nothing!
622
00:53:20,832 --> 00:53:22,743
Nothing!
623
00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:28,745
You had a responsibility
to this family...
624
00:53:28,953 --> 00:53:30,909
...and you ran away,
and left it all for me.
625
00:53:31,113 --> 00:53:34,230
Don't blame me if you're
not living the life you want.
626
00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:37,106
That is nobody's fault but your own.
627
00:53:39,594 --> 00:53:44,463
Okay, fine.
Just do me a favor, okay?
628
00:53:44,674 --> 00:53:46,904
You got out...
629
00:53:47,114 --> 00:53:49,582
...stay out.
630
00:53:54,075 --> 00:53:57,624
Excuse me, Mr. Fisher, sir?
If I could get a moment of your time.
631
00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:00,474
- What?
- I'm from Kroehner Service International.
632
00:54:00,675 --> 00:54:04,031
I'd like to talk to you about joining
our family of death-care facilities.
633
00:54:04,235 --> 00:54:06,591
- I cannot believe this.
- Lf you'd just hear me out...
634
00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:08,593
We're not selling.
Get the fuck out of here!
635
00:54:08,796 --> 00:54:10,514
We wouldn't change
the name of the business.
636
00:54:10,716 --> 00:54:12,593
We would retain you
as a salaried manager.
637
00:54:12,796 --> 00:54:17,507
Look, I really want to hit somebody
right now, and it might as well be you!
638
00:54:22,597 --> 00:54:27,671
I'll call you when you've had some time
to recover from your loss.
639
00:54:31,358 --> 00:54:35,795
- You're really lucky, you know that?
- You kidding? It was over in a second.
640
00:54:35,998 --> 00:54:38,990
I didn't have to be afraid of it
or even think about it.
641
00:54:39,198 --> 00:54:42,475
- No more bullshit.
- No more responsibility.
642
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:45,591
- And no more having to care.
- No more boredom!
643
00:54:46,919 --> 00:54:48,637
No more waiting to die.
644
00:55:15,841 --> 00:55:17,718
Hi.
645
00:55:20,202 --> 00:55:24,593
Well, after four days with my family,
I'm ready for shock therapy.
646
00:55:24,802 --> 00:55:28,920
I'm just waiting to see
if my HMO covers it.
647
00:55:30,282 --> 00:55:35,835
- How's it going with you?
- Oh, it's great. Great.
648
00:55:36,043 --> 00:55:39,035
My father's dead, my mom's a whore,
my brother wants to kill me...
649
00:55:39,243 --> 00:55:43,521
...and my sister's smoking crack.
I think I win.
650
00:55:44,123 --> 00:55:46,080
Four days ago,
I was a relatively happy guy.
651
00:55:46,284 --> 00:55:49,401
Now it's like I don't even know
who that guy was.
652
00:55:55,524 --> 00:55:57,082
I'm a fucking mess.
653
00:55:57,285 --> 00:55:59,879
If you want to know the truth.
654
00:56:00,565 --> 00:56:03,284
But I think you're already aware of that.
655
00:56:07,725 --> 00:56:09,796
Well, here's my number.
656
00:56:10,006 --> 00:56:15,524
If you ever want to, I don't know,
go out on a real date?
657
00:56:15,726 --> 00:56:19,480
You know, where you buy me dinner
before I put out.
658
00:56:23,487 --> 00:56:26,684
Maybe I'm a woman that meets a man
who seems emotionally conflicted...
659
00:56:26,887 --> 00:56:30,641
...no relationship skills, and I figure,
"Hey, that's for me."
660
00:56:30,847 --> 00:56:34,317
- I don't even live here. I live in Seattle.
- That makes you more attractive.
661
00:56:34,527 --> 00:56:36,200
- Really?
- Oh, yeah.
662
00:56:37,128 --> 00:56:40,962
Well, I also happen to be a serial rapist.
663
00:56:41,168 --> 00:56:44,319
I've got 10 nurses
buried under my house.
664
00:56:44,648 --> 00:56:46,240
Now you're making me wet.
665
00:57:25,932 --> 00:57:28,890
I... I need...
666
00:57:29,732 --> 00:57:31,688
I need...
667
00:57:46,973 --> 00:57:49,807
It's okay. It's okay.
668
00:58:43,698 --> 00:58:45,689
Good morning.
669
00:58:51,658 --> 00:58:54,492
Thank God you're here.
670
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:57,930
Yeah, well, of course I'm here.
671
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:08,133
- What do you want for breakfast?
- Oh, I'm gonna go for a run.
672
00:59:08,340 --> 00:59:11,730
- I'll eat when I get back.
- Nate?
673
00:59:13,260 --> 00:59:17,253
You don't have to go back to Seattle
right away, do you?
674
00:59:21,581 --> 00:59:25,256
I guess not.
I could make a few calls.
675
00:59:25,461 --> 00:59:29,534
- Thank you.
- Yeah, sure.
676
00:59:30,302 --> 00:59:32,770
Just for a few days.
677
00:59:36,142 --> 00:59:38,019
Okay.55428
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