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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:09,085 --> 00:00:10,805 Oh, my God, it's Ruby. 3 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:13,285 That girl's outfit. 4 00:00:24,085 --> 00:00:25,925 Move your fake-ass bag. 5 00:00:36,565 --> 00:00:38,525 What is Harriet Anders doing? 6 00:00:38,605 --> 00:00:40,542 I told her that Jordan secretly liked her 7 00:00:40,543 --> 00:00:42,405 and that she should ask him to the dance. 8 00:00:42,485 --> 00:00:44,645 - Hoo. - Poor thing. 9 00:00:44,725 --> 00:00:46,405 Do you want to go to the ball with me? 10 00:00:47,245 --> 00:00:48,485 No. 11 00:00:49,845 --> 00:00:52,245 Oh, my God. It's like a car crash. Oh, shit. 12 00:00:58,365 --> 00:01:00,165 Oh... 13 00:01:00,245 --> 00:01:03,765 Whoa. That is one rank-looking vagina. 14 00:01:03,845 --> 00:01:06,365 "Apologize for being a bitch in assembly tomorrow, 15 00:01:06,445 --> 00:01:08,405 or I reveal the photo with your face. 16 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,925 You know who you are." Bit harsh. 17 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:12,525 I love a scandal. Whose is it? 18 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,886 I don't know, but it looks like they've got Chewbacca vag. 19 00:01:14,965 --> 00:01:17,605 Yeah, if my labia looked like that, I'd, uh, kill myself. 20 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:32,605 I feel sorry for whoever it is, you know. 21 00:01:32,685 --> 00:01:34,765 You didn't look at it, did you? 22 00:01:36,085 --> 00:01:37,765 For, like, a second, yeah. 23 00:01:39,005 --> 00:01:40,085 Didn't know what it was. 24 00:01:41,245 --> 00:01:45,165 Heh. It looked like a guinea pig with a bit of ham on it. 25 00:01:45,285 --> 00:01:47,205 Just like a little... 26 00:01:49,285 --> 00:01:50,700 Do you wanna meet my parents tonight? 27 00:01:50,701 --> 00:01:53,205 They've been asking about you, so... 28 00:01:54,565 --> 00:01:56,205 I'm not the meet-the-parents type. 29 00:01:56,285 --> 00:01:58,925 Cool. We'll just have sex in the back of my car forever. 30 00:02:00,805 --> 00:02:04,845 Heh. Look, meet my parents. Then it's over and done with. 31 00:02:06,765 --> 00:02:07,925 No pressure, but... 32 00:02:11,205 --> 00:02:12,685 Maybe. 33 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,525 Great. I'll let them know. 34 00:02:18,485 --> 00:02:20,005 Oi, I said maybe. 35 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:22,805 - Huh? I can't... - Dickhead. 36 00:02:23,645 --> 00:02:25,445 - I said dickhead. - Heh heh heh. 37 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:33,045 It's been a month. I thought they would've broken up by now. 38 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:36,045 Count yourself lucky she didn't bite your scrote. 39 00:02:36,125 --> 00:02:38,765 Then you'd have a mangled scrote like Simon Furthassle's. 40 00:02:38,845 --> 00:02:42,805 Can we stop talking about Maeve, please? Look, it was a weird blip. 41 00:02:42,885 --> 00:02:44,285 - Yeah. - I'm over it. 42 00:02:45,085 --> 00:02:48,405 It's good that she's with Jackson. We're not doing the clinic as much, 43 00:02:48,485 --> 00:02:51,725 so... got plenty of time to get on with my normal life... 44 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:53,165 and do normal things. 45 00:02:53,245 --> 00:02:54,725 Like feel sad and play Smash Bros? 46 00:02:54,805 --> 00:02:58,205 How about going to see Hedwig and the Angry Inch tonight? 47 00:02:58,285 --> 00:02:59,765 No! 48 00:02:59,845 --> 00:03:01,125 - Yeah! Ha ha. - Aw. 49 00:03:01,205 --> 00:03:02,325 Happy birthday. 50 00:03:02,405 --> 00:03:05,525 - No. I thought you forgot our tradition. - How could I forget? 51 00:03:05,605 --> 00:03:08,445 - Mm. - It's okay. Don't get emotional. 52 00:03:08,525 --> 00:03:11,645 Of course I'm gonna get emotional. It's Hedwig, man. 53 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:12,861 - It starts at seven. - Uh-huh. 54 00:03:12,885 --> 00:03:14,525 - We're gonna get the early bus. - Okay. 55 00:03:14,605 --> 00:03:18,205 - You're slow in heels and on time's late. - Excuse me. I'm a bad girl in heels. 56 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:21,085 A bad girl. Let it be known to the world. 57 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:23,205 I bet you it's Tia's. 58 00:03:23,285 --> 00:03:26,925 No way. She's fat. This isn't a fat vagina. 59 00:03:27,045 --> 00:03:30,725 - What about Cara? - No. Those flaps are Caucasian, all right. 60 00:03:31,765 --> 00:03:34,645 It's probably Maeve Wiley's. Anyone notice whether it had teeth? 61 00:03:36,805 --> 00:03:39,245 What is that sticking-out bit? It looks like a micro-penis. 62 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:43,445 I've gotta go. See you tonight at Aimee's. 63 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,925 - What's happenin' at mine tonight? - Study group, obviously. 64 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:54,805 Guys, my parents are still kind of angry about the party. 65 00:03:56,005 --> 00:03:57,005 Guys? 66 00:04:01,045 --> 00:04:03,125 - It's my vagina. - What? 67 00:04:03,205 --> 00:04:05,525 It's mine, okay? And I need your help. 68 00:04:05,605 --> 00:04:09,485 You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost. 69 00:04:10,365 --> 00:04:11,925 You told everyone it was my vagina. 70 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:15,005 You're a horrible person. Why should I help you? 71 00:04:15,805 --> 00:04:17,805 W... well, I... I don't know who else to ask. 72 00:04:17,885 --> 00:04:19,365 W... w... w... I don't care. 73 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,485 Please. 74 00:04:32,045 --> 00:04:35,365 Look, I only sent that photo to one guy. 75 00:04:35,445 --> 00:04:36,956 I can't believe I was stupid enough 76 00:04:36,957 --> 00:04:39,565 to leave my face in it, but I was... 77 00:04:39,645 --> 00:04:42,405 I'd just had my eyebrows done, and I was looking on fleek. 78 00:04:42,485 --> 00:04:44,685 Okay, so what do you want us to do about it, then? 79 00:04:44,765 --> 00:04:48,165 I need you to find out who it was before assembly tomorrow. 80 00:04:48,245 --> 00:04:49,605 If this picture gets released, 81 00:04:49,685 --> 00:04:52,165 it will be on the Internet for the rest of my life. 82 00:04:52,245 --> 00:04:54,005 Uh-huh. Who'd you send it to? 83 00:04:56,725 --> 00:04:57,725 Tom Baker. 84 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:00,565 Warhammer Tom? 85 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:03,245 - Ah. - Heh heh. Oh, my God. 86 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:06,205 Well, we only dated for, like, one week. 87 00:05:06,285 --> 00:05:09,605 And my nan had just died. I... I wasn't myself. 88 00:05:10,485 --> 00:05:11,565 Look, I'll... 89 00:05:13,045 --> 00:05:14,045 I'll pay. 90 00:05:15,285 --> 00:05:16,285 Okay? 91 00:05:21,005 --> 00:05:22,005 Keep your money. 92 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,685 - Get lost before I change my mind. - Okay. Thank you. 93 00:05:33,805 --> 00:05:36,285 - Hey, muppet. - Aah. Hi, Maeve. 94 00:05:36,365 --> 00:05:39,325 - Um, yeah. Haven't seen you in a while. - Mm-hmm. 95 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,845 - We've got clinic emergency. - Clinic? Um... 96 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,845 I... got to be somewhere. I can't do after school. 97 00:05:44,925 --> 00:05:48,365 The vagina photo's Ruby's. She wants us to find out who sent it. 98 00:05:48,445 --> 00:05:51,685 Tell her she should go to the police. It's a criminal offense. 99 00:05:52,045 --> 00:05:54,525 - What's this got to do with therapy? - It's a vagina. 100 00:05:55,205 --> 00:05:59,005 Come on, it's not... it won't take long. I've gotta be somewhere, too. 101 00:06:01,485 --> 00:06:04,485 - Why are you being weird? - Not. I'm not being weird. 102 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,285 - Yes, you are. - Well, why are you helping Ruby, anyway? 103 00:06:08,005 --> 00:06:09,005 It's money. 104 00:06:10,685 --> 00:06:12,805 - Please? - Uh... 105 00:06:14,285 --> 00:06:16,645 Okay. Who did she send it to? 106 00:06:25,365 --> 00:06:26,805 Tom Baker. 107 00:06:28,325 --> 00:06:31,565 What mortals dare enter our domain? 108 00:06:31,645 --> 00:06:34,885 Who doth interrupt our game of Runes of Dunbar? 109 00:06:34,965 --> 00:06:38,045 - We need to talk to you. - Speak plainly, woman. 110 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,605 - Privately. - We are a fellowship. 111 00:06:40,685 --> 00:06:42,445 We hide nothing from one another. 112 00:06:43,605 --> 00:06:44,925 Hmm. 113 00:06:48,725 --> 00:06:50,845 - No! - What is wrong with you? 114 00:06:50,925 --> 00:06:54,325 Speak with us, or your precious fellowship will meet the same fate. 115 00:06:58,165 --> 00:07:00,925 It's important, Tom. Please. 116 00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:04,925 Okay. 117 00:07:05,005 --> 00:07:06,730 I didn't send that photo. 118 00:07:06,731 --> 00:07:09,325 I would never do anything to hurt her. 119 00:07:09,405 --> 00:07:12,565 - Prove it. Give us your phone. - Um... 120 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:14,325 - Go on. - I don't have one. 121 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:16,045 Did you know that they emit radiation 122 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:19,205 and that the radiation can cause a cancer of the balls? 123 00:07:19,285 --> 00:07:21,285 I don't want mutant sperm. 124 00:07:23,565 --> 00:07:24,965 Check if you like. 125 00:07:29,685 --> 00:07:31,085 If it wasn't you, who was it? 126 00:07:31,165 --> 00:07:33,805 Ruby and I dated for a week. It was like a dream. 127 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:37,765 But then she dumped me for Glen Jacobs. 128 00:07:37,845 --> 00:07:40,965 And then she dumped him because he wore the wrong socks to school. 129 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:42,525 What are you implying? 130 00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:44,886 Remember that topless photo of Tia Hobbs that went around? 131 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,005 Yeah. 132 00:07:46,765 --> 00:07:50,725 Well, Tia used to go out with Glen, and he called in sick today. 133 00:07:51,485 --> 00:07:54,165 Coincidence? I think not. 134 00:07:58,885 --> 00:07:59,885 Thanks, Tom. 135 00:08:03,885 --> 00:08:05,845 You know Glen Jacobs, right? 136 00:08:05,925 --> 00:08:08,405 - Where does he live? - Uh, in his parents' garage. 137 00:08:08,485 --> 00:08:10,125 There's loads of beanbags in it. 138 00:08:10,205 --> 00:08:12,845 - Okay, where is it? - Oh, I don't know. 139 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:14,805 I just sort of arrive places. 140 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:23,414 What would you wear to meet 141 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:25,765 your boyfriend's parents for the first time? 142 00:08:25,845 --> 00:08:28,565 Whatever you do, do not dress like you. 143 00:08:28,645 --> 00:08:30,085 My brother brought a girl home once. 144 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:31,355 She wore a Nine Inch Nails T-shirt, 145 00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:33,525 and my mom thought she worshipped Satan. 146 00:08:33,605 --> 00:08:35,230 She did a massive shit in the toilet. 147 00:08:35,231 --> 00:08:37,085 My dad had to break it up with a stick. 148 00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:40,205 So don't do that, either, 'cause first impressions count. 149 00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:41,485 Good luck. 150 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:54,445 Eric, you can't go out dressed like this. Go and change. 151 00:08:54,525 --> 00:08:56,125 Dad, it's okay. It's a costume. 152 00:08:56,205 --> 00:08:59,245 Otis will be in costume, too. We do it every year. It's fine. 153 00:08:59,325 --> 00:09:01,485 Put a coat on. It's not safe. 154 00:09:09,365 --> 00:09:10,365 Bye, Dad. 155 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:30,485 Ahem. I'm off. 156 00:09:30,565 --> 00:09:32,725 Oh... 157 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:34,605 You look fabulous. 158 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:38,565 Thanks. 159 00:09:39,525 --> 00:09:40,525 Have fun. 160 00:10:07,255 --> 00:10:08,255 You look different. 161 00:10:08,285 --> 00:10:10,525 - I was making an effort. - No, you look great. 162 00:10:12,605 --> 00:10:14,965 - Tanya, it's fine. - Guys. Guys. 163 00:10:15,045 --> 00:10:16,645 This is Maeve. 164 00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:17,965 Oh. 165 00:10:18,045 --> 00:10:19,965 - Hello. - Hi. 166 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:24,285 Welcome. We've made sushi. 167 00:10:24,365 --> 00:10:26,805 And I've just realized it's got shellfish in. 168 00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:29,485 - You're not allergic, are you? - Yeah, I'll die. 169 00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,765 - Just kidding. - Heh heh. 170 00:10:33,845 --> 00:10:35,965 - Yeah. - Oh. Ha ha. 171 00:10:36,045 --> 00:10:38,125 That's funny. 172 00:10:39,485 --> 00:10:40,525 Heh. 173 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:43,165 - We are so happy to meet you. - Me too. 174 00:10:43,245 --> 00:10:45,085 Yes. 175 00:10:45,165 --> 00:10:46,845 I brought some wine. 176 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:48,805 - Jackson doesn't drink. - Mom. 177 00:10:48,885 --> 00:10:51,205 That's so thoughtful of you. 178 00:10:52,765 --> 00:10:55,525 - We'll have some, won't we? - Yep. 179 00:11:20,085 --> 00:11:21,205 Oi. 180 00:11:23,205 --> 00:11:26,485 - Is it your birthday? - Yeah. Yeah, it is. 181 00:11:27,485 --> 00:11:28,925 It's my birthday, too. 182 00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:34,805 You look brilliant. 183 00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:36,765 Heh heh. Thank you. 184 00:11:38,005 --> 00:11:39,005 Happy birthday, mate. 185 00:11:41,165 --> 00:11:43,885 Ah. Ha ha ha ha. 186 00:11:45,285 --> 00:11:48,965 He wouldn't go anywhere near the ocean without crying. 187 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:52,285 He was so afraid of water, he couldn't have a bath. 188 00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:54,125 Mom, I was not afraid of a bath. 189 00:11:54,205 --> 00:11:56,965 Ha ha. Oh, you were afraid. 190 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,370 You wouldn't think it, though, would you? 191 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:01,445 Can't keep him out of the water now. 192 00:12:01,525 --> 00:12:03,685 - Mm. - Okay, sorry. 193 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,285 Sorry. We're babbling. 194 00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:08,845 But it's just that... well, we didn't think... 195 00:12:08,925 --> 00:12:11,045 we could have a baby, so... 196 00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:14,605 unfortunately for Jackson, he's... 197 00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:16,845 he's our miracle. 198 00:12:16,925 --> 00:12:19,805 - Mom... - Oh. Okay, okay. 199 00:12:19,885 --> 00:12:21,245 Reining it in. 200 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:24,085 So what about your parents, Maeve? 201 00:12:24,165 --> 00:12:26,245 What do they do? Are they as embarrassing as us? 202 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:27,325 No. 203 00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,685 Yeah. Yeah, they're, uh... very normal. 204 00:12:34,005 --> 00:12:35,845 Yeah. So what do they do? 205 00:12:35,925 --> 00:12:38,045 Um... they're accountants. 206 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,405 Great. We were just saying we need new accountants. 207 00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:41,725 Where are they based? 208 00:12:42,725 --> 00:12:44,445 They work from home, actually. 209 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,805 - Do they have a website? - Uh, no. 210 00:12:48,365 --> 00:12:51,605 Uh, they like to work with, like, international clients. 211 00:12:52,685 --> 00:12:55,085 You know, Japan and stuff. 212 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,965 - Ahem. - Where's the toilet? 213 00:13:01,045 --> 00:13:03,005 - You can use the one in my room. - Cool. 214 00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:12,565 She's... 215 00:13:13,725 --> 00:13:14,725 nice. 216 00:13:14,805 --> 00:13:16,725 Yeah? 217 00:13:16,805 --> 00:13:18,085 Okay, cool. 218 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,485 You did tell her you don't drink, though, right? 219 00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,125 Mom. 220 00:13:22,205 --> 00:13:23,925 - Just chill out. - Come on. 221 00:13:56,365 --> 00:13:57,605 Shit. 222 00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:11,205 - What's up, dick stain? - Tom lied. He has a phone. 223 00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:13,285 Knew it. Sneaky little bastard. 224 00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,805 Wait. 225 00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,965 Wait. Ahh. 226 00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,205 - What's happening? - He tossed it. 227 00:14:21,285 --> 00:14:23,725 He's got rid of the evidence, the sneaky little man. 228 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:24,745 Go and confront him. 229 00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,605 - I'm gonna miss my bus. - You're right there. 230 00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:29,085 - He's gonna get away with it. - I can't. I've gotta go. 231 00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,125 - Where are you? - Clayhill Bridge. 232 00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,965 That's near the bus stop. Go and talk to him. 233 00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,805 It'll be too late tomorrow, okay? 234 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,005 Coming up on my right. I was so close, but I just clipped it. 235 00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,045 I think I pulled my shoulder, but it was worth it. 236 00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:46,485 We're so proud of you. Heh. 237 00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:49,805 - I hope Maeve hasn't got lost. - Oh, yeah. I'll go check on her. 238 00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:52,805 Maeve? 239 00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:04,765 Oi. 240 00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,685 - No. No. - Stop! 241 00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:07,885 - Stay back! - Halt! Tom! 242 00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,725 - I'm scared. I'm scared. - It's me. 243 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,285 Otis. 244 00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,645 Why are you wearing that? 245 00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:17,765 Hedwig. I'm Hedwig. 246 00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:21,125 - Well... I don't know what that is. - It's a cult movie. 247 00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:24,805 Brilliant soundtrack. Iconic amongst the LGBTQI community. 248 00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,685 That's not the point. Tom... 249 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,565 why did you throw your phone in the bush? 250 00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,245 You said you didn't have a phone. 251 00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,885 Okay, I lied. 252 00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:38,325 I knew it looked bad, so I made up the Glen Jacobs thing. 253 00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:42,845 I didn't send that photo to everyone. Honestly. 254 00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,165 - It's not looking good, Tom. - I didn't. 255 00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:47,445 I just sent it to one other guy 256 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,165 because he didn't believe I'd had sex with Ruby. 257 00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:54,885 And... And also, I was mad that she said I smelt like crisps. 258 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:58,005 That's not an excuse. Who did you send it to? 259 00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,285 Kyle. No one else. 260 00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,285 - Hey, man. Uh... yeah. - Dude, where are you? 261 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,445 - The bus is in, like, a minute. - Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna be there soon. 262 00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:11,205 - Yeah, I'm almost there. I promise. - Aw. 263 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:14,405 You better alacazam yourself here now because the bus is here. 264 00:16:14,485 --> 00:16:16,845 Get on. We got to get on it. Just hold the doors. 265 00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,685 Uh, could you just wait one second? 266 00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,405 - My friend... - That was one second. 267 00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:35,485 No! No! 268 00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:45,805 I'll get the next one. 269 00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,685 I'll meet you at the station. 270 00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,445 I'm sorry, man. 271 00:17:07,285 --> 00:17:08,525 Where's Tom? 272 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,781 - Why do you look weird? - Why are you dressed like that? 273 00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,845 I'm supposed to be seeing Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Eric, 274 00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,565 but I missed my bus, so thanks for that. 275 00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,605 - How is that my fault? - You made me chase Tom. 276 00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,165 I didn't make you do anything. 277 00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:27,285 Well, he sent the photo to Kyle. 278 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,765 - Kyle? Okay, we go talk to Kyle, then. - No. 279 00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:32,885 I have to meet Eric. I'm waiting for the next bus. 280 00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,525 - The next one isn't for an hour. Come. - I said no. 281 00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:39,565 Fine. Suit yourself. 282 00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,405 - Where are we going now? - Aimee's study group. 283 00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:10,925 Kyle, you're making me feel sick. 284 00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,925 Yeah, Aimee. He's really disgusting. 285 00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:17,685 - See, told you I could do it. - Nobody cares, Kyle. 286 00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,685 Pizza. Thank God for that. 287 00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,805 Uh, who ordered pizza? 288 00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,285 - We did. - Oh, we found your mom's credit card. 289 00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:28,365 Mm-hmm. 290 00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,165 What the actual fuck. 291 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,525 We need to talk to Kyle. 292 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,805 - What do you want him for? - None of your business. 293 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,525 What are you supposed to be? 294 00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:40,845 - I'm going to a fancy... - Aimee, Cock Biter's here. 295 00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,565 What do you want? 296 00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,005 I love your outfit. 297 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:51,285 - Thank you. - How did it go with Jackson's parents? 298 00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,365 Not great. I kind of... fled. 299 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,685 - Where's Kyle? - Why? 300 00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,165 Is this a sex thing? Has he got worms or something? 301 00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,805 Has he given them to me? Am I riddled with worms now? 302 00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:02,205 No. We need to talk to him. 303 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,125 Okay. 304 00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:09,285 Ruby, where's Kyle? 305 00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:11,750 Probably having a whitey in the kitchen. 306 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,645 He's so disgusting, Aimee. Honestly. 307 00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:33,765 Kyle, we need to talk. 308 00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:36,765 My skin feels like a carpet. 309 00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,445 - Kyle, did you send out that photo? - Tread on me. 310 00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,925 I don't wanna be a carpet. 311 00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:43,491 We will fuck you up, do you hear me? 312 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,085 You'll wish you were a fucking carpet. 313 00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,605 - Did you send the picture? Yes or no? - Maeve. 314 00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,045 He's out of it. 315 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,805 This is stupid. 316 00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:54,325 She sent out the photo. Why doesn't she go to the police? 317 00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,885 You really don't get it, do you? 318 00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,725 - You're such a man. - Why are you so obsessed with this? 319 00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:01,405 Do you need money? I can lend you some. 320 00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,405 Or is this just an excuse to run away from Jackson's thing? 321 00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,341 - What's that supposed to mean? - I find it funny 322 00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,965 that you only ever want me around when you need something. 323 00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,045 That's not true. 324 00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:12,645 - You're my friend. - Am I? 325 00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:16,205 Because friends are supposed to listen to each other. 326 00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:19,685 And I keep telling you I'm supposed to be with Eric right now, 327 00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:23,125 but for some reason, I'm here with you and the carpet. 328 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,405 Go, then. 329 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,645 Go on. 330 00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:28,325 Okay, yeah. 331 00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:33,445 I didn't take the money off Ruby. 332 00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:38,845 You're right. I was freaked out about Jackson's family dinner, 333 00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,285 but that's not why I'm here. 334 00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,725 Do you know how long I've been called Cock Biter? 335 00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,085 Four years. 336 00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:48,045 People I've never met call me Cock Biter to my face. 337 00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:51,485 I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote. 338 00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:54,645 I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. 339 00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:56,885 I'll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. 340 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,765 Do you know how it started? 341 00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:04,885 Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler's 14th birthday. 342 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,325 I said no. 343 00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:09,710 He told everyone I'd given him a blow job 344 00:21:09,711 --> 00:21:12,085 and bitten his dick, and that was it. 345 00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:14,005 This kind of thing sticks. 346 00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,445 And it hurts, and no one deserves to be shamed, not even Ruby. 347 00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:20,325 I didn't know that. 348 00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:21,965 Whatever. 349 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,205 Please just help me fix this. 350 00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:39,445 How do we get him to talk? 351 00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,125 Orange juice. 352 00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:49,005 I need orange juice. 353 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,245 - Hey, man. Um... - Where are you? 354 00:21:58,325 --> 00:22:00,885 - Are you on a bus? - Um... no. 355 00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,685 Look, uh... something's come up. It's a bit of an emergency. 356 00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:05,685 What happened? Are you all right? 357 00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:08,765 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I have to do something. 358 00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:11,525 I'm gonna jump on the next bus, and I'll meet you after the movie. 359 00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:15,005 I... I don't know, man. Uh, I'm not feelin' it anymore. 360 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,445 I think I might just go home. 361 00:22:16,525 --> 00:22:19,885 Okay, okay. Well... call me when you get back home and let's hang out. 362 00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,325 It's your birthday. We have to do something. 363 00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:26,005 I'm sorry, and I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. 364 00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,485 Okay, I'll speak to you in a bit. 365 00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:29,685 Okay, bye. 366 00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,085 Thirteen hours until the big reveal. 367 00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,205 Whoever came up with this is an evil genius. 368 00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:53,205 Ha ha. I am so impressed. 369 00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,445 That better be pizza. 370 00:23:03,365 --> 00:23:05,005 Hi. I'm here for the study group. 371 00:23:05,925 --> 00:23:07,645 Um, Ruby told me about it. 372 00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,885 I'm... I'm Steve. I'm new at school. 373 00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:12,175 This isn't actually a study group. 374 00:23:12,176 --> 00:23:14,125 We smoke weed and bitch about people. 375 00:23:15,005 --> 00:23:17,685 Ruby likes to invite guys she thinks are hot. 376 00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:19,525 Oh. 377 00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:22,452 Oh, I actually... I kind of need to study. 378 00:23:22,453 --> 00:23:24,765 I've got a ton of trigonometry homework. 379 00:23:24,845 --> 00:23:26,405 Um... 380 00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,525 Okay. Uh, thanks, though. 381 00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:32,525 Wait. Wait. 382 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,365 I could help you study, if you like. 383 00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:57,245 Sorry. Excuse me. 384 00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:58,845 - Is this the bus for Moordale? - No. 385 00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:11,325 Sorry, excuse me. 386 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:14,365 Did you see anyone take my coat? It had my phone and my wallet in it. 387 00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,765 Did you see anybody take my coat? It had my phone and wallet in it. 388 00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:21,925 It was tiger print. 389 00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:24,933 Sorry. Did you see anybody take my coat? 390 00:24:24,934 --> 00:24:26,925 It had my phone and wallet in... 391 00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,925 God. 392 00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:41,885 Why do people send out naked pictures of themselves, anyway? 393 00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:43,340 It's a thrill thing. 394 00:24:43,341 --> 00:24:44,341 You know, when you do something you're not supposed to, 395 00:24:45,405 --> 00:24:46,965 but somehow it makes it better. 396 00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,525 Not that I've done it, obviously. 397 00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:53,565 - Lone genitals aren't really my thing. - Yeah? 398 00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:56,485 I'm just saying, I can see why people do it. 399 00:24:56,565 --> 00:24:58,965 It's like not paying for a train ticket. 400 00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:02,125 Or finding a lost wallet and keeping the money. 401 00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:05,325 You know it's wrong, but it feels good. 402 00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:07,605 I would never take money out of a lost wallet. 403 00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:10,805 Have you ever done anything you're not supposed to, Otis? 404 00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,405 Yeah. 405 00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:13,805 Like what? 406 00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:18,285 I... don't... I don't back up my hard drive sometimes, if I'm tired. 407 00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,125 Wow. 408 00:25:22,365 --> 00:25:23,445 Yep, it's that one. 409 00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:26,205 Steal something. 410 00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,365 - No. - Yeah. 411 00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,125 - No. Why would I steal? - Yeah. 412 00:25:32,205 --> 00:25:33,565 - Because I dare you. - So? 413 00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,365 - I dare you to do it. - Wh... 414 00:25:35,445 --> 00:25:37,501 - I dare you. Come on, it's easy. - Don't. I can't... 415 00:25:37,525 --> 00:25:38,781 - Just live a little. - I'm not... 416 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,045 Shh. It's fine. 417 00:26:00,045 --> 00:26:01,045 Whoo. 418 00:26:08,205 --> 00:26:10,725 You were a man. Now you're not. 419 00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:13,445 Yeah, his shift is over. 420 00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:14,525 - Hi... - Hi. 421 00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:15,885 Otis. 422 00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:18,165 I'm supposed to be Hedwig. 423 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,045 Oh. I love that film. 424 00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:30,405 - You all right? - Hmm. 425 00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,045 I'm all good. I'm just casual. 426 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,885 - How are you? - I'm fine. 427 00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,765 You just seem a bit nervous. 428 00:26:37,845 --> 00:26:41,445 Hmm? Why... why would I be nervous? I'm not... 429 00:26:44,005 --> 00:26:45,645 Were you intending to pay for that? 430 00:26:46,645 --> 00:26:48,685 - Yeah. - You weren't, were you? 431 00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:50,131 I don't know why I did that. 432 00:26:50,132 --> 00:26:52,645 I... I've never done anything like that before. 433 00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:55,805 Yeah, I can tell. You're an awful thief. 434 00:26:55,885 --> 00:26:58,005 How much is it? Is it, like, 50p? 435 00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:59,725 I'm obligated to call the police. 436 00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:04,205 - Don't. Please. - Yes, Otis. 437 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,405 Ha ha ha ha ha. 438 00:27:09,485 --> 00:27:10,485 I'm joking. 439 00:27:12,485 --> 00:27:14,085 - Really? - Yeah. 440 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:15,765 It's on me. 441 00:27:17,405 --> 00:27:18,405 Okay. 442 00:27:19,485 --> 00:27:21,645 - Heh. Thank you. - It's okay. 443 00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:23,765 - Heh heh. - Thank you. 444 00:27:23,845 --> 00:27:24,965 You're welcome. 445 00:27:29,845 --> 00:27:31,405 I got caught. 446 00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:32,725 Of course you did. 447 00:27:41,365 --> 00:27:42,765 I get sent images all the time. 448 00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:45,845 You know, tits... 449 00:27:46,685 --> 00:27:49,365 minges... the occasional butthole. 450 00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:52,645 Kyle, the vagina. The one sent out this morning. Did you send it? 451 00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:55,925 No. I keep all the pictures for my own personal collection. 452 00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:59,645 I'm more of a connoisseur of amateur erotica. 453 00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,005 Kyle, that's disgusting. 454 00:28:02,285 --> 00:28:03,525 Yeah, I know. 455 00:28:05,405 --> 00:28:06,605 Okay. Get lost now. 456 00:28:08,365 --> 00:28:10,125 - Go on. - Unh. 457 00:28:11,605 --> 00:28:12,925 - Go on. - Come on. 458 00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,725 Well, was it him? 459 00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,445 I don't think so. 460 00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:22,365 Well, we're running out of time. You're really shit at helping. 461 00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,725 - She's just doing you a favor. - Ah. 462 00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:27,285 What's going on? 463 00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:30,765 - My life is over. - Why? Rubes, what's wrong? 464 00:28:32,965 --> 00:28:35,325 That minge everyone's been laughing at all day... 465 00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:39,165 it's mine, and I'm fucked. 466 00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:40,565 I'm totally fucked. 467 00:28:44,885 --> 00:28:46,165 Go and sit. 468 00:28:50,325 --> 00:28:52,005 Ruby, um... 469 00:28:53,085 --> 00:28:55,085 Okay, look, worst-case scenario... 470 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:57,965 photo goes out, everyone in school knows it's you, 471 00:28:58,045 --> 00:29:00,285 and you could be humiliated. 472 00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,365 - You're not making me feel better. - But only if you let yourself be. 473 00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:07,965 Everyone has bodies, right. It's nothing to be ashamed of. 474 00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:11,605 I have a... I have a funky-looking toe. 475 00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:14,125 - Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Otis, don't. - And I... 476 00:29:16,365 --> 00:29:17,725 - It looks like a thumb. - Yuck. 477 00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:20,085 Anyway, point is, whoever did this 478 00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:23,125 is intending to shame you, but it won't work if you don't let them. 479 00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:26,165 If they want to shame me, why haven't they revealed who I am already? 480 00:29:26,245 --> 00:29:28,685 - This is torture. - Oh, my God. 481 00:29:30,245 --> 00:29:31,245 It's a girl. 482 00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:34,165 We thought it was a boy. It's a girl. 483 00:29:34,245 --> 00:29:37,565 Emotional blackmail, demanding an apology. This is some girl shit. 484 00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:39,205 What girls hate you, Ruby? 485 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,645 All of them. I'm a bitch, Maeve. I'm a bitch to everyone. 486 00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:44,765 - Yeah. - I need to go home now. 487 00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,085 Olivia, can you call me a taxi? 488 00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,365 - Use my phone. - Mm-hmm. 489 00:29:54,805 --> 00:29:57,525 Who else knows your passcode, Ruby? 490 00:29:57,605 --> 00:29:59,085 No one. Just Liv. 491 00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:10,365 You? 492 00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:16,525 Are you a bodybuilder? 493 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:20,805 Ahem. 494 00:30:23,085 --> 00:30:25,805 Sorry, I get a bit lost in math sometimes. Were you speaking? 495 00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:28,485 Are you some kind of bodybuilder? 496 00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,485 Your arms are, like, really big. 497 00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:33,405 Oh, thanks. Yeah. I love working out. 498 00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:35,745 I'd like to compete one day, but, um, 499 00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:37,805 I have underdeveloped calf muscles. 500 00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:40,245 Oh, I'm sorry. 501 00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,805 Nah, it's okay. I also love maths. 502 00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,645 So, I have options. 503 00:30:44,725 --> 00:30:46,165 What about you? 504 00:30:48,245 --> 00:30:52,005 Uh... I don't really know what I wanna do when I leave school. 505 00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:54,685 - Mm. - I always know when I have a spot coming. 506 00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,685 So maybe I'll become a facialist. 507 00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:05,085 - How's the trigonometry? - Yeah, it's super-hard. 508 00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:06,730 But so is algebra. 509 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:09,925 I'll probably have to choose one or the other next year. 510 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,245 It's a really tough choice. 511 00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,605 Have you ever tried a mind map? 512 00:31:14,725 --> 00:31:16,165 I love mind maps. 513 00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,045 Here, I'll do it. 514 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,445 Where you goin'? 515 00:31:32,245 --> 00:31:33,645 Excuse me, miss. 516 00:31:35,245 --> 00:31:37,765 - Want a lift? - Um, no, thank you. 517 00:31:40,405 --> 00:31:41,525 Look at him. 518 00:31:43,285 --> 00:31:45,125 Have you got a penis, Miss? 519 00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:48,085 Go on, show us your dick. 520 00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:49,725 Just leave me alone, please. 521 00:31:51,685 --> 00:31:52,925 You gay fuck. 522 00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,685 Please, please. This... this isn't me. It's... it's a costume. 523 00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:00,845 I was going to see a film with a friend. I'm not a... 524 00:32:03,445 --> 00:32:04,965 Yeah, fuck 'im. 525 00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:08,645 I wasn't gonna send it to anyone. 526 00:32:08,725 --> 00:32:11,685 - I just wanted her to know how it feels. - What are you talking about? 527 00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:16,645 You say mean shit to me every day, Ruby. 528 00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:19,605 "Your bag's fake. Your mascara's clumpy. 529 00:32:19,685 --> 00:32:22,221 You'll never have the right body type to get a proper thigh gap." 530 00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:24,165 You don't, Olivia. It's a fact. 531 00:32:24,245 --> 00:32:25,405 See? She's horrible. 532 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,765 I think what Olivia is saying is she feels overly criticized by you, 533 00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:32,205 which is still not an excuse to blackmail someone. 534 00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,845 I only did it so she can feel what I feel just for one day. 535 00:32:34,925 --> 00:32:37,645 I don't say what's wrong with you to make you feel bad. 536 00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,605 I do it to be helpful. 537 00:32:39,685 --> 00:32:42,005 Maybe Olivia wants a friend that supports her. 538 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,885 But we say nasty stuff about everyone. 539 00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:47,925 Yes, but you have to accept the imperfect parts of people, too. 540 00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:50,285 How do you guys trust each other, if not? 541 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:55,885 I'm really sorry, Ruby. 542 00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:01,525 I hate you. I'm going home. 543 00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:07,525 Fine. She's such a bitch. 544 00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:14,365 Hmm. Heh. 545 00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:18,965 How'd you know it was a girl? 546 00:33:20,325 --> 00:33:21,565 I read a lot of true crime. 547 00:33:45,445 --> 00:33:48,005 - Are you all right, mate? You're bleeding. - Yeah. 548 00:33:48,085 --> 00:33:49,925 - Here, sit down. - Yeah, I'm okay. Um... 549 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,965 - I'm okay. Heh heh. I'm okay. - Sit down. 550 00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:54,645 - Anyone got a tissue? - Yeah. 551 00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,245 - Yeah, no, I'm okay. I'm okay. - Here you go, babes. You sure? 552 00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:02,365 Yeah. Uh, I just... I just need to use somebody's phone. 553 00:34:02,445 --> 00:34:05,205 I've... I've had all my stuff stolen, and I just need to go home. 554 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,965 - Yeah. Thank you. - Oh. Here you go, mate. 555 00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:10,845 Thanks. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm good. 556 00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,725 Hi. 557 00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:25,925 Hi. It's Eric. Um... something bad has happened. 558 00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:27,525 Can you come and pick me up? 559 00:34:38,565 --> 00:34:40,525 What are you gonna tell Jackson? 560 00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:42,925 Diarrhea attack. 561 00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,365 - God. - Heh heh. 562 00:34:45,325 --> 00:34:47,405 He's never gonna speak to me again, is he? 563 00:34:48,445 --> 00:34:49,845 Why didn't you say goodbye? 564 00:34:51,325 --> 00:34:52,605 I was letting him off the hook. 565 00:34:53,605 --> 00:34:55,177 They're not gonna want their golden boy 566 00:34:55,178 --> 00:34:57,085 dating someone like me anyway, so... 567 00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:58,805 why go through the fake stuff? 568 00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:02,805 Yeah, well... ahem... If you don't open yourself up, 569 00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,645 - you're never gonna find out. - No. 570 00:35:04,725 --> 00:35:07,525 - No therapy, remember. - What? Oh. Oh, sorry. 571 00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:13,845 You all right? 572 00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:15,765 I've got a jumper. 573 00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,085 - So chivalrous. - Heh. 574 00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:22,085 Well, actually, there's Nutella on it, so not exactly. 575 00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:23,165 Great. 576 00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,445 Why are your arms so freakishly long? 577 00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,005 They're not. 578 00:35:36,085 --> 00:35:39,325 - Just roll up your sleeves, you fool. - Heh. 579 00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,765 This one. 580 00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:55,085 I'm a virgin. 581 00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:56,765 - What? - I... 582 00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:01,005 I'm a virgin, and I... I thought you should know that I am. 583 00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:05,405 - Yeah, that's totally cool. No judgment. - Cool. Glad I shared. 584 00:36:08,005 --> 00:36:09,245 I'm gonna head off now. 585 00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:11,685 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 586 00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:12,765 Yeah. 587 00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:19,965 - You okay getting home? - Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow. 588 00:36:40,645 --> 00:36:41,845 Mom. 589 00:36:43,205 --> 00:36:44,565 Is everything all right? 590 00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:49,925 Eric. 591 00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:53,845 I'll leave you boys to talk. 592 00:36:59,925 --> 00:37:02,945 I'm sorry, dude. This... This thing came up with... 593 00:37:02,946 --> 00:37:04,250 with Maeve and the clinic, 594 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:09,085 and it was serious, but this crazy thing happened. 595 00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,165 I think we had a moment. 596 00:37:11,245 --> 00:37:13,925 It was full-on, and I... I messed it up. 597 00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,485 - What happened to your face? - You were with Maeve? 598 00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:22,645 Yeah. Yeah, it was... it was because of the photo that's going round. 599 00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:24,583 You left me alone dressed like this 600 00:37:24,584 --> 00:37:26,765 because you wanted to hang out with Maeve? 601 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,645 No, no, not on purpose. But... 602 00:37:28,725 --> 00:37:32,485 Oh, you are so self-centered. You don't care about anyone but yourself. 603 00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:36,365 What? That... that's not fair. 604 00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:38,765 Eric... why are you so angry? 605 00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:41,365 Because we've been friends since we were nine years old, 606 00:37:41,445 --> 00:37:44,765 and you've abandoned me for someone that you've known for five seconds. 607 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,565 You've changed, man. The old Otis would never do that. 608 00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:49,285 - I didn't... - No, but you did. 609 00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:51,233 You seriously think that she likes you? 610 00:37:51,234 --> 00:37:52,885 You can't even touch yourself, man. 611 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:53,965 Wake up. 612 00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,205 I'm self-obsessed? 613 00:37:57,285 --> 00:38:00,885 You can't stand it if you're not the center of attention all the time. 614 00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:02,325 Well, at least I'm not delusional. 615 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,605 No, the truth is, Eric, you're only angry right now 616 00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:06,605 because I'm getting a life beyond our friendship, 617 00:38:06,645 --> 00:38:07,925 and you can't deal with it. 618 00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,285 I rang your mom to pick me up because this is where I felt safe. 619 00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:19,125 I think I made a mistake. 620 00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:35,605 You all right, darling? Do you want to talk? 621 00:38:48,975 --> 00:38:49,985 What happened? 622 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:53,325 - Nothing. - Eric, talk to me. 623 00:38:53,445 --> 00:38:55,645 Nothing happened, Dad. I don't wanna talk about it. 624 00:38:57,205 --> 00:39:01,885 If you're going to live like this... you have to toughen up. 625 00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:54,725 Did you come back for your shoes? 626 00:39:55,845 --> 00:39:57,005 Look, I'm sorry, okay? 627 00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:02,805 I don't want to have a girlfriend that I don't know anything about. 628 00:40:02,885 --> 00:40:04,285 For Chrissake. 629 00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,685 Let's just go see where I live, then. 630 00:40:35,885 --> 00:40:39,445 It's nice. 631 00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:46,325 Some of them, anyway. 632 00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:47,680 Mom's got addiction issues, 633 00:40:47,681 --> 00:40:49,765 and my dad pissed off before I can remember. 634 00:40:50,805 --> 00:40:53,285 So they weren't accountants, then? 635 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,325 I'm not a shiny person, Jackson. 636 00:41:11,165 --> 00:41:14,485 I've been on anti-anxiety medication since I was 11. 637 00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:19,125 Sometimes I get panic attacks so bad, I think I might die. 638 00:41:20,405 --> 00:41:22,965 I puke most mornings... 639 00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:26,525 before assembly and after every race. 640 00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:30,205 I don't sleep well because I can't stop my mind from whirling, 641 00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:32,645 and my moms might be getting a divorce. 642 00:41:34,045 --> 00:41:35,045 They fight... 643 00:41:35,845 --> 00:41:36,885 all the time. 644 00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:41,165 And it's like I'm the glue that's holding them together. 645 00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:45,285 It's a lot. 646 00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:47,925 When I'm with you, I just... 647 00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:51,400 It's the only time I don't feel my mind's going, like, 648 00:41:51,401 --> 00:41:52,685 a hundred miles an hour. 649 00:41:54,525 --> 00:41:56,165 I thought your family was perfect. 650 00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,605 Not so shiny, either, am I? 651 00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:25,525 So... 652 00:42:27,325 --> 00:42:29,125 am I gonna get a house tour, then, or what? 653 00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:30,205 Heh. 654 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,005 - Yeah. - Yeah? 655 00:42:32,085 --> 00:42:33,085 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 656 00:43:33,085 --> 00:43:36,925 Firstly, a very serious warning 657 00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:40,925 about pornographic images shared on mobile devices. 658 00:43:42,325 --> 00:43:45,485 This kind of behavior is not only despicable... 659 00:43:46,485 --> 00:43:49,045 but it has very serious consequences 660 00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:53,125 that may result in legal action. 661 00:43:54,005 --> 00:43:57,805 Now, we do not know who sent the photograph in question. 662 00:43:59,005 --> 00:44:03,165 However, we are continuing to look into it. 663 00:44:03,245 --> 00:44:05,125 I heard it's Ruby's vagina. 664 00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:07,405 - Thank you. - Ruby's got big beef curtains. 665 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,085 Now... 666 00:44:16,885 --> 00:44:17,885 It's my vagina. 667 00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:22,685 - Sit down. - No. That is my vagina in the photo. 668 00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,565 Sit down. 669 00:44:27,705 --> 00:44:28,785 No, it's my vagina. 670 00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:32,045 Now... thank you, Maeve. Settle down, please. 671 00:44:33,765 --> 00:44:36,965 You're both wrong. It's my vagina. 672 00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:39,965 It... mm... It cannot be all your vaginas. 673 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,205 I also have a vagina. 674 00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:44,565 Well, congratulations. Please sit down. 675 00:44:44,645 --> 00:44:46,885 - It's my vagina. - It's my vagina. 676 00:44:46,965 --> 00:44:48,125 - Enough. - It's my vagina. 677 00:44:48,205 --> 00:44:49,965 - It's my vagina. - Thank you. I understand 678 00:44:50,085 --> 00:44:51,925 - what you are trying to do. - It is my vagina. 679 00:44:51,965 --> 00:44:53,005 You don't have a vagina. 680 00:44:53,085 --> 00:44:56,165 You do not have a vagina in the same way that I do not have a vagina. 681 00:44:56,245 --> 00:44:58,965 - It's my vagina. - Please, would you all just sit down? 682 00:44:59,045 --> 00:45:00,885 - It is required... - It's my vagina. 683 00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,005 - It's my vagina. - Ah, just sit down. 684 00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:05,925 - It's my vagina. - Vaginas! Bloody vaginas! 685 00:45:11,765 --> 00:45:13,605 It's my vagina. 686 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:20,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 51148

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