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[DANCE MUSIC]
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty ♪
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♪ Booty rockin', showstoppin' ♪
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♪ Everybody back poppin' ♪
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♪ Knees jerkin', girls workin' ♪
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♪ Work it till your stomach hurtin' ♪
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♪ Let them know you worth it ♪
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♪ Dust it off and jerk it ♪
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♪ Jerk it, jerk it, what you
know 'bout a bang-bang ♪
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♪ Don't you wanna know? Dance and flow ♪
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♪ Relax and take off your coat ♪
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♪ This ain't something
you ever seen before ♪
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♪ Everybody watchin' ♪
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♪ But that don't mean we stoppin' ♪
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♪ Let them know you worth it ♪
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♪ Dust it off and jerk it ♪
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♪ Jerk it, jerk it,
dust it off and jerk it ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Go, go ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Go, go, go ♪
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- Are you gonna cum, babe?
- [NELSON] Yeah.
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- [RAFI EXHALES]
- Yeah.
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[SKIN SLAPPING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[MOANS]
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[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
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- You didn't cum again.
- Yeah, I did.
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No, you didn't. [CHUCKLES]
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[PANTING] I did.
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No, you didn't.
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Uh, stop, stop.
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St... stop.
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I haven't showered.
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I don't care.
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[CHUCKLES]
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- Tastes good to me.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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Close your eyes.
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Rafi, stop.
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No, Rafi, stop, stop. I keep
thinking about my mom.
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I just... I can't do this.
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You're thinking about your mom?
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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She's not coming until the
afternoon, babe. Relax.
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[LAUGHS] Just stop
thinking about your mom.
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- I don't...
- [CHUCKLES]
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♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ Just throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ Just throw your hands in the air ♪
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- Stay. Oh...
- [AIR HISSING]
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- [SINGING ALONG]
- ♪ My name is Ciara ♪
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♪ For all you fly fellas ♪
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♪ No one can do it better ♪
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♪ I'll sing in acapella ♪
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[TOGETHER] ♪ Boy, the music
makes me lose control ♪
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♪ We gon' make you lose control ♪
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[BRIDGE] ♪ Let it go 'fore you know ♪
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This is a legit bachelor
party. You outdid yourself.
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- It's coming together.
- How much you pay?
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What? No, I use...
used Ally's credit card.
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- What?
- Hang on.
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Let me turn the music down.
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♪ Fire it up, bring the
roof down and holla ♪
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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I said I used Ally's credit card,
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but I am going to pay her back.
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Taking the rich people's money.
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- No.
- That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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I really gotta give it back to her.
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This is becoming a problem.
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Yeah, I see. What else you get, then?
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Um, I got pussy stuff.
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This is comedy. Pussy straws.
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I also got a stripper
coming from Groupon.
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Mm-hmm.
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You sure about the stripper, though?
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What? Rafi loves strippers.
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- His mom was a stripper.
- Exactly. Stripper, alcohol...
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- I don't know.
- You know what? Actually,
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We should probably order
her before it gets too late.
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I need your help, 'cause
we can customize her.
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- Okay.
- Get a blonde.
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"Get a blonde"? No.
A blonde's so boring.
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- Yuck. Gross.
- You're a hater.
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No. Nelson's a blonde.
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We gotta get a girl he could never get.
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What he can't get?
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There's a lot of girls he couldn't get.
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Like a girl from Long Island
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who had One Direction
play at her bat mitzvah.
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Couldn't get her.
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A Scottish lady who's
into Highland dancing.
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- Hmm?
- A Native American
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who's never been off the res.
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- I could keep going.
- That's mad specific.
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Is that even an option?
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No, but you can pick a hair color.
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"Blonde, black, red, bald, 'fro."
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- [CARLOS] Red.
- Red.
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Okay. Breasts.
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- I like Bs.
- I like Cs.
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- What about Ds?
- Ds is cool.
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- What about double Ds?
- Double Ds!
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[TOGETHER] Fs!
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- F is the wave.
- F would be wild.
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- Let's get the wild.
- Okay. F.
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Oh, no. F is extra.
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Oh. Get the Ds.
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Get the Ds. On it!
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"Searching."
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- [PHONE CHIMES]
- [TOGETHER] "Ember"!
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"An Ember to remember."
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She knows when to hold 'em.
She knows when to fold 'em,
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"She knows when to sit on your dick."
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- That's a great brand.
- Great brand.
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Order her.
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[PLEASANT MUSIC]
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[NELSON GRUNTS, SIGHS]
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♪♪♪
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- [SIGHS] Shit.
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Oof.
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[KNOCKING CONTINUES]
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[BOTH SQUEAL]
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- [WINNIE] Hi!
- Come in, come in, come in.
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[ENID] Hello. Hi, beauty.
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[BOTH] Hi.
Oh, my God.
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Winnie, you look so different.
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Can you move back a bit, please?
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My personal space bubble's quite large.
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But you're not anymore.
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Doesn't she look amazing?
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[NELSON] Mm-hmm. Hey,
who wants some wine?
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I do. What's the Wi-Fi?
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[NELSON] Oh, um, it's #blessed,
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smiley face, smiley face.
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- What do you think?
- I like it.
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- Of the house?
- [ENID] But as you get older,
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you realize that less is more, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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- I almost died.
- Yes, she did.
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But there's always a silver
lining to every story.
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My kidneys nearly completely shut down.
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[ENID] Yeah, but look
what you got out of it.
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You dropped 30 pounds.
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I had to wear diapers for a month,
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which actually, I quite liked.
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I never had to get up
to go to the bathroom.
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Thank you.
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So Dad's not... Dad's not coming in?
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Maybe I should start a
line of adult diapers.
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But not for old people.
For, like, cool young adults.
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Black for evening.
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Dad is not coming
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because he doesn't wanna
see you in your dress
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before the big day.
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That's the groom, Mum.
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Would you shut up, Winnie?
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[LAUGHS] Ew. That's so gross.
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[LAUGHS]
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Wait, will you rub my feet?
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So catch up. Tell me about Bali.
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Oh, my God. I met this
guru, Ravana Shiva.
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Oh, he's amazing.
He's a spiritual healer.
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- [NELSON] Yeah?
- He opened me up completely.
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I mean, I was really stuck before.
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Like, he massaged my eyes
for, like, 20 minutes,
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and if he just touched my hair,
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I would have an orgasm.
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I would be laying on
the table and just, like,
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shaking with this full-body vibration.
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He would just... he
could... he sucked my toes.
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[AWKWARD WHISTLING MUSIC]
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It was amazing. It was so freeing.
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[SIGHING] Oh, God.
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- It's hot.
- Yes, it is!
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- It's effin' hot.
- I know.
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Maybe you shouldn't wear
a sweater on your neck.
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- Come on. What are you doing?
- I'm just saying.
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- No, what are you doing?
- This is a will packet.
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- I got it at the post office.
- Oh, God.
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It's always so effing depressing
when I come in here.
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What's depressing about a will packet?
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Every time I come in
here, somebody's dead
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or somebody's taking their meds
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or somebody's asleep on the couch.
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Well, jeez, I'm sorry that Joe died
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when it wasn't your timetable.
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No, come on. You don't
have to do all this, Coll.
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I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
And besides, it said right here
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that maybe I've got a good
five or ten more years in me
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- and that's it. That's it.
- Oh, Coll! Who said that?
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- A computer said...
- They said it right there
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- on the computer.
- That's a computer program!
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So that's it. I'm staying here.
I am not moving, all right?
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And I'm going upstairs to take a shower.
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I'm so hot.
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You have psoriasis?
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[TUTU] Five to ten years left!
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Gross.
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So you'd go to Hawaii
to go get a kombucha?
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Why don't you just go to Puerto Rico
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and do, like, the ayahuasca shit?
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My cousin does it all the time...
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Okay, guys! He-he's
here. Hide, hide, hide.
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Quick, quick. Before he comes in.
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Come on, come on.
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[HIP-HOP PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Yo, Carlos.
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Yo, 'Los!
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[ALL] Surprise!
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Ay! Whoa!
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[ALL SHOUTING EXCITEDLY]
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[ITSY CHANTING] Teta! Teta!
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Titties in your face!
Titties in your face!
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Teta! Teta!
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This is your bachelor party
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in my house, courtesy of Bridge.
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- It's all her.
- Thank you!
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- You did this?
- Yep.
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- [ITSY] Coca Cola...
- Bachelor party!
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- A cup for my big brother.
- A cup? All right.
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No, I have this for
you. It's a pink penis
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filled with coconut water.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Okay. Let's get started.
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Nelson, why won't these things work?
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- Oh.
- [WINNIE] Mum, do you really
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need to charge every single
one of your devices right now?
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Nelson's wearing the dress.
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- Yeah, I do.
- [VIBRATOR WHIRS]
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- [NELSON] It's very tight.
- How is that possible?
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You're like a skeleton with a wig on.
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- Hey.
- Sorry.
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I'm very tired from the flight.
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[GRUNTS]
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Mom was in first class,
but I was in economy.
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No, you were in economy plus.
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Gratitude, Winnie.
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Oh! You look so beautiful.
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- [LAUGHS] Whee.
- Look at her.
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[WINNIE] Yeah, you look like a painting.
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Actually, you look just like me.
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I was tiny.
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I wish your father was here to see you.
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- Don't you think?
- Mm.
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One big, happy family.
250
00:09:10,088 --> 00:09:11,969
I think I know what he would say.
251
00:09:11,994 --> 00:09:14,798
- [ENID] What?
- "I am so honored
252
00:09:14,878 --> 00:09:18,358
to hand off my prettiest"...
253
00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:19,428
Stop.
254
00:09:19,508 --> 00:09:21,928
... "sweetest, straightest"...
255
00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:23,758
Don't do this.
256
00:09:23,783 --> 00:09:25,181
... "blondest daughter"...
257
00:09:25,206 --> 00:09:26,564
[ENID] Oh, come on.
258
00:09:26,589 --> 00:09:27,892
"The one who, if she died,"
259
00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:29,801
it would really mess me up for a while,
260
00:09:29,826 --> 00:09:31,773
"and she does have a
job, which is good."
261
00:09:31,798 --> 00:09:33,718
Stop it.
262
00:09:33,798 --> 00:09:35,838
You are so funny, Winnie.
263
00:09:35,863 --> 00:09:38,733
But you know that we love
you both exactly the same.
264
00:09:38,878 --> 00:09:40,928
Mm-hmm. Fuck, it's hot in here.
265
00:09:41,008 --> 00:09:43,088
Can you turn the air con up?
266
00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:46,588
Ugh, I can feel my fat flaps chafing.
267
00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:48,508
My thighs are all wet and sweaty.
268
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,088
Here, let me fix this.
269
00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:51,668
Ooh.
270
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:54,298
You are so gorgeous.
271
00:09:54,378 --> 00:09:56,218
- I'm excited.
- You are?
272
00:09:56,298 --> 00:09:59,008
Yeah, I'm excited to... to wear this.
273
00:09:59,088 --> 00:10:01,968
- Yeah?
- And get married.
274
00:10:02,048 --> 00:10:06,088
I know! My baby, you're
gonna get married.
275
00:10:06,178 --> 00:10:07,838
- Mm-hmm.
- My little one.
276
00:10:07,928 --> 00:10:09,468
[BOTH LAUGH]
277
00:10:09,548 --> 00:10:11,378
You're so beautiful.
278
00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:14,758
- You really are so pretty.
- [TENSE MUSIC]
279
00:10:14,838 --> 00:10:16,878
You're gonna be a bride, yeah?
280
00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:18,628
[LAUGHS STIFFLY]
281
00:10:18,718 --> 00:10:20,878
Don't you feel sexy?
282
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,928
So feminine and sensual.
283
00:10:23,008 --> 00:10:24,588
Get off. It's hot.
284
00:10:24,668 --> 00:10:26,588
- [ENID] Yeah?
- Told you it was hot in here.
285
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,468
It is kind of hot in here.
286
00:10:28,548 --> 00:10:31,178
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
287
00:10:31,258 --> 00:10:33,718
I feel like I can't breathe.
Can you help me get out?
288
00:10:33,798 --> 00:10:35,154
- I need to take it off.
- [ENID] What?
289
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,758
- I need to take it off.
- Really?
290
00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:38,378
Um, I don't wanna wear this anymore.
291
00:10:38,468 --> 00:10:40,758
Okay. We're gonna...
292
00:10:40,838 --> 00:10:42,758
- Can you take it off?
- Yes, I'm doing it.
293
00:10:42,838 --> 00:10:44,928
- Please hurry.
- It's a really old zipper.
294
00:10:45,008 --> 00:10:47,508
Winnie! Can you come and help me?
295
00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:49,798
It's stuck in the lining. See?
296
00:10:49,878 --> 00:10:52,668
- Let me try.
- [NELSON] Can you hurry?
297
00:10:52,758 --> 00:10:55,178
Oh, shit. Fuck, it's really stuck.
298
00:10:55,258 --> 00:10:56,838
Can we just pull it off really hard?
299
00:10:56,928 --> 00:10:58,468
No, 'cause you'll rip it.
300
00:10:58,548 --> 00:11:01,218
Hold on. Don't do that
breathing thing like that.
301
00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:03,128
- [CHOKING] I can't...
- Hang on.
302
00:11:03,218 --> 00:11:05,008
I once stretched out a pair of jeans
303
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,743
by soaking them in some hot water.
304
00:11:06,823 --> 00:11:07,854
- Really?
- Yeah.
305
00:11:07,879 --> 00:11:09,588
[PANTING] Just...
306
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,218
[MUSIC HEIGHTENS]
307
00:11:11,298 --> 00:11:12,588
[CARLOS] One, two, three.
308
00:11:12,668 --> 00:11:14,758
- Go!
- [ALL CHEERING]
309
00:11:14,838 --> 00:11:16,588
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
310
00:11:16,668 --> 00:11:18,798
♪ You wanna get it started? ♪
311
00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:21,128
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
312
00:11:21,218 --> 00:11:23,758
♪ Oh, you the party, hey ♪
313
00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:25,758
♪ If you the party, I'ma get at you ♪
314
00:11:25,838 --> 00:11:27,798
♪ Ay, if you the party,
I'ma get at you... ♪
315
00:11:27,878 --> 00:11:29,508
You a lying motherfucker, bro!
316
00:11:29,588 --> 00:11:32,128
♪ So where you at? So where you at? ♪
317
00:11:32,218 --> 00:11:34,048
♪ Ay, get it, get it, get it ♪
318
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,928
♪ Get it, yeah ♪
319
00:11:36,008 --> 00:11:37,668
♪ Get, get, get, get it, yeah, yeah ♪
320
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,668
♪ Get, get, get, get
it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
321
00:11:39,758 --> 00:11:41,628
♪ Yeah ♪
322
00:11:41,653 --> 00:11:42,788
- [GROANS]
- [NARRATOR] Her mood swings
323
00:11:42,812 --> 00:11:45,128
ranging from elation to despair,
324
00:11:45,218 --> 00:11:47,178
she describes dying as an art.
325
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:49,338
- Mm.
- In her famous poem
326
00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:51,279
Lady Lazarus, written shortly
327
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,902
after she and Ted separated...
328
00:11:52,968 --> 00:11:54,338
- [JACKIE] Hey.
- Hey.
329
00:11:54,428 --> 00:11:56,218
- What are you doing now?
- Oh, thank you.
330
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:57,694
[NARRATOR] ...Sylvia speaks
about her depression...
331
00:11:57,718 --> 00:12:00,048
That thing just said
I'm gonna live to 120.
332
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,588
- I bet you will.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
333
00:12:02,668 --> 00:12:04,508
Oh, fuck, it's hot.
334
00:12:04,588 --> 00:12:06,508
[NARRATOR] ...physical
aggression, and many say
335
00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:07,944
this abusive relationship
ultimately led...
336
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:09,588
Oh, shit.
337
00:12:09,668 --> 00:12:10,984
[NARRATOR] ...to Sylvia's suicide.
338
00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:13,088
Oh, shit, no. Not that again.
339
00:12:13,178 --> 00:12:14,468
- What again?
- Depressing stuff.
340
00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:17,298
It's real life, Jackie. Open your eyes.
341
00:12:17,378 --> 00:12:18,734
I know it's real life.
It's also real boring.
342
00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,128
It's real depressing.
343
00:12:20,218 --> 00:12:21,878
- [LAUGHS DRYLY]
- Oh, come on.
344
00:12:21,968 --> 00:12:23,428
It's mother's milk to me, honey.
345
00:12:23,508 --> 00:12:24,928
Oh, please.
346
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:27,298
She was a local, you know? Boston.
347
00:12:27,378 --> 00:12:29,218
[NARRATOR] "I rise with my red hair",
348
00:12:29,298 --> 00:12:31,048
and I eat men like air."
349
00:12:31,128 --> 00:12:32,588
[LAUGHS]
350
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,428
What the fuck is she talking about?
351
00:12:34,508 --> 00:12:36,588
Oh, she's talking about
she's underappreciated,
352
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,668
and you know what?
353
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,425
She's still got it in her to rip
their heads off, you know?
354
00:12:41,558 --> 00:12:43,088
Oh, yeah, you got that from the poem.
355
00:12:43,178 --> 00:12:45,199
- I did.
- Oh, God, it's hot.
356
00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:47,378
It is hot. Oh, Jackie.
357
00:12:47,468 --> 00:12:48,944
- We're going to the beach.
- We're what?
358
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,444
- Let's go to the beach.
- No, Jackie.
359
00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:52,338
- Yeah.
- Come on. I don't wanna go
360
00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:54,104
- to the beach now, Jackie.
- I'm getting your swimsuit.
361
00:12:54,128 --> 00:12:55,258
The sand sticks everywhere.
362
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:56,838
You get it in your hoo-ha. Forget it.
363
00:12:56,928 --> 00:12:58,548
Where's your swimsuit? Coll?
364
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:01,048
It's in my luggage right there.
365
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,878
Your luggage? Where you going?
366
00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:05,218
It's from the river cruise.
367
00:13:05,298 --> 00:13:07,508
I haven't been able to unpack it.
368
00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,718
We can unpack it together.
369
00:13:12,798 --> 00:13:14,878
[NARRATOR] ...drawn to
Hughes, who she described...
370
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,928
You want me to do it?
371
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,218
Sure.
372
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,928
- Yeah.
- You know what I'll do?
373
00:13:21,008 --> 00:13:22,178
I'll go out on the back porch
374
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,798
and I'll fill up Larry's kiddy pool.
375
00:13:24,878 --> 00:13:27,668
You come out when you're done.
376
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,468
[ITSY SINGING RHYTHMICALLY IN SPANISH]
377
00:13:29,548 --> 00:13:30,948
- [CARLOS] Ay!
- [CONTINUES SINGING]
378
00:13:31,008 --> 00:13:34,338
- [CARLOS] Oh!
- [CONTINUES SINGING]
379
00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:36,628
- Let's go!
- [CONTINUES SINGING]
380
00:13:36,718 --> 00:13:38,338
Ay! Ay!
381
00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:41,668
[SHOUTS RHYTHMIC GIBBERISH]
382
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,338
No!
383
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:44,718
Ah!
384
00:13:44,798 --> 00:13:47,218
- [LAUGHTER]
- [ITSY EXHALES]
385
00:13:47,298 --> 00:13:48,644
You should be wearing this shit, though.
386
00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:50,258
"Hola, wife. Adiós, life." Hola, wife.
387
00:13:50,338 --> 00:13:52,178
[BRIDGE] Okay, everyone. Listen up.
388
00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:53,444
It's time to give Rafi advice.
389
00:13:53,468 --> 00:13:55,607
You gotta give Rafi
some advice as he embarks
390
00:13:55,632 --> 00:13:57,548
- on this journey.
- No. Boo. Nah.
391
00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:59,508
- You're first.
- Uh...
392
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,838
now that you're getting married,
393
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:04,718
next time, don't send a
picture of Nelson's tits,
394
00:14:04,798 --> 00:14:06,468
because I can't unsee these no more.
395
00:14:06,548 --> 00:14:08,024
[LAUGHS]
[ITSY] What? That's not...
396
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,142
- I don't like that shit.
- Stop.
397
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:12,128
- [ITSY] That's so fucked up.
- We weren't serious yet.
398
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,604
- I mean, you're kind of right.
- Yo, delete that shit.
399
00:14:13,628 --> 00:14:16,008
I mean, I masturbated to
those tits so many times.
400
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,468
- You what?
- What?
401
00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:18,928
[STAMMERS]
402
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,378
I'm just kidding.
403
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:23,878
[BOTH LAUGH]
404
00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:27,468
[SINGS RHYTHMIC GIBBERISH] Ay!
405
00:14:27,548 --> 00:14:29,088
- They ain't even that nice.
- Stop.
406
00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:30,524
[BRIDGE] No, they're
nice. She's so beautiful.
407
00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:32,128
Yo, Carlos, you see what you did?
408
00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:33,404
- Change the subject.
- Yeah, she's beautiful.
409
00:14:33,428 --> 00:14:35,468
She's hot. She's hot, but, like...
410
00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:37,814
I like Nelson, but just...
nah, y'all are laughing at shit,
411
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,878
but, like, if that white
South African bitch
412
00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,188
do some shit to you, I'll, like...
413
00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:42,928
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
414
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,404
Like, I'll fucking kill
that bitch like it's no...
415
00:14:44,428 --> 00:14:46,178
- She's South African?
- Australian.
416
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,285
Whatever, but, like, I support you,
417
00:14:48,310 --> 00:14:51,088
and you, you...
418
00:14:51,178 --> 00:14:52,428
you're worth love.
419
00:14:52,508 --> 00:14:54,758
That's all I gotta say.
You're worth love.
420
00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,425
- That means so much to me.
- I love you, Rafi.
421
00:14:56,449 --> 00:14:58,769
- I love you, sis. All right?
- [BRIDGE] Okay, I'll go next.
422
00:14:58,793 --> 00:15:00,065
- My turn.
- [CARLOS] Oh, no.
423
00:15:00,081 --> 00:15:02,001
I feel like I'm giving
away the bride. [LAUGHS]
424
00:15:02,081 --> 00:15:04,081
- [LAUGHTER]
- Um...
425
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:06,052
no, for real, though.
426
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:07,577
I was thinking about it earlier,
427
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,193
and I was thinking about the time
428
00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,701
when I was eight months pregnant,
429
00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:12,823
you were passed out on the
one piece of furniture we had
430
00:15:12,847 --> 00:15:14,717
and you told me you had the flu.
431
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:17,257
But really, you were high on syrup.
432
00:15:17,347 --> 00:15:20,137
Uh, and I was thinking about the time
433
00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:23,257
you needed to go get that
OxyContin or whatever
434
00:15:23,347 --> 00:15:25,547
from that guy in Maryland... Baltimore,
435
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,207
and you were begging
me to come with you,
436
00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:28,745
but my grandma was in the hospital.
437
00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:30,015
You were like, "Baby, I
need you. I just need you."
438
00:15:30,039 --> 00:15:31,315
I can't be away from you,"
439
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:34,057
and so I went with you instead
of visiting my grandmother.
440
00:15:34,137 --> 00:15:36,137
Remember?
441
00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:41,507
[SNIFFLES] And then she died.
442
00:15:41,597 --> 00:15:43,483
[SNIFFLES] And then I was
thinking about the time
443
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:47,330
that... [EXHALES] I
mean, the many times,
444
00:15:47,355 --> 00:15:49,252
but this one stood out in particular,
445
00:15:49,277 --> 00:15:52,847
where I locked myself in our
room with all that takeout
446
00:15:52,972 --> 00:15:55,117
and hundreds of dollars'
worth of groceries.
447
00:15:55,197 --> 00:15:57,197
And you dragged me out
448
00:15:57,277 --> 00:15:59,010
and you made me go to
the Museum of Fine Arts
449
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,657
even though you hate art
450
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:03,277
'cause you knew that was what I needed.
451
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:06,077
And so we've seen each
other at our worst,
452
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:08,117
at our shittiest,
453
00:16:08,197 --> 00:16:10,237
and yet, here we are...
454
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:13,617
you know, doing the boob race
and pin the hair on the pussy
455
00:16:13,697 --> 00:16:15,827
and all of us here together.
456
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,726
Just, my point is that
457
00:16:17,836 --> 00:16:19,226
we've been through some shit
458
00:16:19,251 --> 00:16:22,669
and never gave up on each other.
459
00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:25,097
And... you're such a good dad.
460
00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,582
[CARLOS] You need some tissue?
461
00:16:26,607 --> 00:16:27,984
- [LAUGHS]
- [BRIDGE] Cheers.
462
00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:29,969
- Salud!
- Yeah, salud, salud, salud.
463
00:16:29,994 --> 00:16:32,072
- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
464
00:16:32,109 --> 00:16:34,769
- I'm here for you forever.
- Cheers. Me too.
465
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:37,229
But I wanna tell y'all about the time...
466
00:16:37,319 --> 00:16:40,951
that he shit his pants
in fucking Target.
467
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,293
- Get the fuck out of here.
- In Target!
468
00:16:42,317 --> 00:16:43,818
- You wish.
- It's 'cause of
469
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:46,295
all the supplements you take.
It's not good for you.
470
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,806
Yo, Raf, you had white
tighty-whities on...
471
00:16:47,830 --> 00:16:49,530
[LAUGHTER]
472
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,700
- That shit is real.
- I did not hear that story.
473
00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,966
- [CARLOS] The fuck, Raf?
- [BRIDGE] You need some more?
474
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,160
Um, I need to slow down.
I need to slow down.
475
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,716
- [NOSTALGIC MUSIC]
- [CARLOS] Yeah, slow it down,
476
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,910
- slow it down.
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
477
00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,700
♪ Do you remember ♪
478
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:06,620
♪ When we met ♪
479
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,700
♪ That's the day ♪
480
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:11,780
♪ I knew you were my pet ♪
481
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,950
♪ I ♪
482
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:17,950
♪ Wanna tell you ♪
483
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:22,370
♪ How much ♪
484
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:27,320
♪ I love you ♪
485
00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:31,309
♪ Ooh ♪
486
00:17:31,580 --> 00:17:35,990
- ♪ Ooh ♪
- [WATER GURGLES]
487
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,200
[HOSE RUSHING]
488
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,841
- [WATER STOPS]
- [JACKIE] Coll?
489
00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,030
Yeah?
490
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,990
I found this in your suitcase.
491
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,780
Oh, yeah? What's that?
492
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,580
It's from Joe.
493
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:01,030
Oh, Jack. I don't know if I can do it.
494
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,740
I can't, Jack.
495
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,780
You read it.
496
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:18,450
[MURMURING QUIETLY]
497
00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,200
Jackie! Read it out loud.
498
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,870
Well, I wanted to make sure
that there wasn't anything
499
00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,280
in it that would upset you, or...
500
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,620
"Dear Colleen"...
501
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:30,990
"Imagine a happy group of
morons carrying brick"...
502
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,030
..."day in and day out.
503
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,320
One day, one of the morons realizes
504
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:40,950
he can't carry his bricks anymore,
505
00:18:41,030 --> 00:18:45,910
so another moron generously
takes on his load.
506
00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:49,030
We are the morons.
507
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:52,700
I read that in a book once, Coll.
508
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:56,370
I'm sorry you had to take
care of me all these years.
509
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:59,030
The truth is, I've been
planning to do this
510
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:03,240
since the second time
I got out of the hospital.
511
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,410
But I selfishly wanted
512
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:09,830
to spend more time with you.
513
00:19:09,910 --> 00:19:11,700
But you're free now.
514
00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,870
Make your next chapter all for you.
515
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,990
Don't wait.
516
00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:19,410
"Me and God are watching."
517
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:22,870
[STIRRING MUSIC]
518
00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:28,120
♪♪♪
519
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:35,090
♪ Give me expert sexy women,
manicure, pedicure... ♪
520
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,830
Bridge. The stripper, where is she?
521
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:38,780
[CHEWING] She's coming soon.
522
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,990
- I ordered her.
- You said that an hour ago.
523
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,320
She should be here. Just chill.
524
00:19:44,410 --> 00:19:47,320
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]
525
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:50,740
♪♪♪
526
00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:53,176
[ITSY] That's... that's a virus.
That's what they call a virus.
527
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,200
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
528
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,870
♪ Kiss me all night ♪
529
00:19:57,950 --> 00:20:02,120
♪ If you play your cards
right, play your cards... ♪
530
00:20:02,145 --> 00:20:03,685
Hey, did you get... oh!
531
00:20:03,830 --> 00:20:05,216
[BRIDGE] Fuck that fucking stripper.
532
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,950
Maybe we need a warmup act, huh?
533
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,660
- Yeah!
- [BRIDGE] Turn on the music.
534
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,919
- Come on.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
535
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:14,904
[ITSY] Yeah! You the one!
536
00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:16,599
Now get your fucking money out.
537
00:20:16,730 --> 00:20:18,810
[MAN] Party's starting now!
Take it off, take it off!
538
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,030
Yeah!
539
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,240
[BRIDGE] And I'm not talking about ones!
540
00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,030
All right, you're...
you're almost there.
541
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,596
You're almost there.
Whoo! There it goes.
542
00:20:27,621 --> 00:20:30,782
- [ITSY] Get it, Bridgette!
- A girls gotta live, right?
543
00:20:30,807 --> 00:20:32,830
Nah. You gonna get all my money, Bridge.
544
00:20:32,910 --> 00:20:34,910
[CARLOS] Oh! Abuelita panties is on!
545
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,076
- [ITSY] Granny panties!
- I got 20 for that. Yeah!
546
00:20:37,101 --> 00:20:39,084
Where's your money, huh?
Huh? Where's your money?
547
00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:41,780
Oh, but you're broke as fuck, huh?
548
00:20:41,870 --> 00:20:43,426
- Yeah, you want some of this?
- [CARLOS LAUGHS]
549
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,780
I'm putting on a show for you.
550
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,660
- [CARLOS] Oh, yeah!
- You said you'd give me
551
00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:49,580
everything I need, right?
552
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,200
[MUSIC SLOWS]
553
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,370
[DISTORTED MUSIC]
554
00:20:54,450 --> 00:20:57,450
♪ Oh, yeah, I know ♪
555
00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:00,320
♪♪♪
556
00:21:00,410 --> 00:21:02,990
♪ That you're gonna be there ♪
557
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,870
♪♪♪
558
00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:08,660
♪ When it's hard ♪
559
00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,240
♪ To feel that way ♪
560
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,160
♪ See you still there ♪
561
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,240
♪♪♪
562
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,620
♪ But I've told a lie ♪
563
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:23,080
♪ Said I could change you... ♪
564
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,830
[RAFI] Bridgette.
565
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:26,370
Bridgette. Stop.
566
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:29,080
- [MUSIC DIES]
- Oh! Are you okay?
567
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,580
Get the fuck away from me.
568
00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:33,870
A girl's gotta do what
she's gotta do, right?
569
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,530
- [ITSY] Right.
- Who wants a dance?
570
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,080
[RAFI] Stop it, Bridge.
571
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,636
What? I'm just trying to make a living.
572
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,450
I'm just trying to put
my kid through preschool.
573
00:21:41,530 --> 00:21:43,530
- Stop.
- What?
574
00:21:43,555 --> 00:21:45,515
- Bridgette, stop.
- You stop.
575
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:46,596
- Stop it, Bridgette.
- Stop what?
576
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:47,801
- Bridgette.
- Stop what?
577
00:21:47,826 --> 00:21:49,075
Oh, why? You wanna buy a ring
578
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,351
instead of sending Larry to preschool?
579
00:21:50,375 --> 00:21:52,437
You want our kid not to
go to the good preschool...
580
00:21:52,490 --> 00:21:53,860
- Bridgette, you're drunk!
- So you can buy a fucking diamond ring?
581
00:21:53,884 --> 00:21:55,344
What the fuck was that? I just saw!
582
00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:57,124
- Stop it. You're drunk.
- I just fucking saw.
583
00:21:57,148 --> 00:21:59,348
- [CARLOS] Turn that music off.
- Four thousand dollars?
584
00:21:59,381 --> 00:22:00,541
You're so fucked up.
585
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:02,026
You're fucked up.
586
00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:04,051
Fuck you.
587
00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:11,648
- Hi!
- Hi.
588
00:22:11,728 --> 00:22:13,768
- This the bachelor party?
- They're inside.
589
00:22:13,858 --> 00:22:14,978
- Okay, thanks.
- Yeah.
590
00:22:15,058 --> 00:22:16,648
Hey!
591
00:22:16,728 --> 00:22:19,890
- [ALL] Hey!
- [EMBER] Hey, baby.
592
00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:21,549
Feeling lucky today?
593
00:22:21,629 --> 00:22:23,469
Pick a card, any card.
594
00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:25,679
Why don't you pick a card? Don't be shy.
595
00:22:25,704 --> 00:22:27,499
Let me see what's under that pillow.
596
00:22:27,524 --> 00:22:30,114
- Oh, yeah!
- [EMBER] It's my lucky day.
597
00:22:30,139 --> 00:22:32,309
Oh, stop that shit. You
make me blush and shit.
598
00:22:32,589 --> 00:22:34,224
I'll see you later. Hey!
599
00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:35,839
No, thank you. I'm out.
600
00:22:35,929 --> 00:22:37,549
Bridgette?
601
00:22:37,629 --> 00:22:39,469
Oh, my God. Jill, hi!
602
00:22:39,494 --> 00:22:42,095
- [LAUGHS] Bridgette?
- Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
603
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,643
- Oh, my God. What the fuck?
- You have no idea.
604
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,417
I've had such a fucked up day.
605
00:22:46,236 --> 00:22:47,986
Oh, you guys, this is my friend Jill.
606
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:50,316
We were in the same incest
survivors group in rehab.
607
00:22:50,396 --> 00:22:52,986
- Don't.
- It was just a workshop.
608
00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:55,356
I'm on the clock, so...
609
00:22:55,446 --> 00:22:57,270
time to dance for you guys, right?
610
00:22:57,295 --> 00:22:59,264
- Yeah!
- Are you ready for some dancing?
611
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,490
- [CARLOS] Ember!
- Empty those pockets!
612
00:23:01,515 --> 00:23:03,685
Who wants to see a sexy dance?
613
00:23:03,739 --> 00:23:06,239
- [CARLOS] All right, Ember.
- Ember!
614
00:23:06,264 --> 00:23:08,844
[ENID] You don't have to do it, you know.
615
00:23:09,356 --> 00:23:11,736
You don't have to get married.
616
00:23:11,816 --> 00:23:15,396
I mean, you're amazing.
You have this amazing career
617
00:23:15,486 --> 00:23:17,859
and you love what you're doing.
618
00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:19,015
And look at Winnie.
619
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:21,211
She's saving all those street dogs
620
00:23:21,236 --> 00:23:24,396
and being gay.
621
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,736
You have to make yourselves happy.
622
00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:28,236
Honestly.
623
00:23:28,316 --> 00:23:30,186
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
624
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:33,276
Is that my phone?
Did I... do you hear my phone?
625
00:23:33,356 --> 00:23:34,736
- Yeah.
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
626
00:23:34,816 --> 00:23:37,646
Okay, I'm gonna go face with Dad.
627
00:23:37,736 --> 00:23:39,356
Facetime.
628
00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,356
Face-fucking-time.
629
00:23:41,446 --> 00:23:43,816
Okay. Peace out.
630
00:23:43,896 --> 00:23:45,696
[LAUGHS]
631
00:23:45,776 --> 00:23:48,446
So I've been thinking...
632
00:23:48,526 --> 00:23:50,106
we should kill Mom.
633
00:23:50,186 --> 00:23:51,946
- [CHUCKLES]
- Or...
634
00:23:52,026 --> 00:23:54,986
you could just get yourself
the fuck out of that dress.
635
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,566
[GIGGLES]
636
00:23:56,646 --> 00:23:58,816
[MELLOW ACOUSTIC MUSIC]
637
00:23:58,896 --> 00:23:59,896
♪♪♪
638
00:23:59,986 --> 00:24:02,356
Don't be a fake.
639
00:24:02,446 --> 00:24:07,526
♪♪♪
640
00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:12,946
[FABRIC RIPPING]
641
00:24:32,276 --> 00:24:34,566
[DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
642
00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,396
You're still here?
643
00:24:40,486 --> 00:24:42,316
Yeah, I have to stay out of the house
644
00:24:42,396 --> 00:24:45,066
until Nelson's mom leaves
645
00:24:45,146 --> 00:24:48,396
so I don't see her in her wedding dress.
646
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:51,236
- Well, that's stupid.
- So stupid.
647
00:24:51,316 --> 00:24:54,696
So you just waited here?
648
00:24:54,776 --> 00:24:57,106
I'm so stupid.
649
00:24:57,186 --> 00:24:59,526
No, you're not.
650
00:24:59,606 --> 00:25:03,816
It's just a lot of money
to spend on nothing.
651
00:25:06,316 --> 00:25:08,066
[RAFI SIGHS]
652
00:25:08,146 --> 00:25:10,486
Did you even look at the website?
653
00:25:10,566 --> 00:25:14,486
The preschool has telescopes
in every classroom.
654
00:25:14,566 --> 00:25:17,026
It's, like,
state-of-the-art.
655
00:25:17,106 --> 00:25:19,986
Yeah, they got this whole science lab
656
00:25:20,066 --> 00:25:23,236
and this whole gymnasium
and, like, fields for days.
657
00:25:23,316 --> 00:25:26,276
They even do camping trips twice a year.
658
00:25:26,356 --> 00:25:28,186
They even have an elephant.
659
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:30,486
- They have a elephant?
- Well, no,
660
00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:32,206
but... it's the type
of school that would.
661
00:25:32,276 --> 00:25:33,986
That would have an elephant.
662
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:37,236
It's really cool.
663
00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:41,776
I want all that for Larry.
664
00:25:41,856 --> 00:25:44,526
I don't want him to be a fuckup like me.
665
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:55,736
I want you to go to our wedding.
666
00:25:55,816 --> 00:25:58,026
You should be there.
667
00:25:58,106 --> 00:26:00,276
[LIGHT MUSIC]
668
00:26:00,356 --> 00:26:03,106
[BREEZY VOCALIZING]
669
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:08,316
♪♪♪
670
00:26:14,526 --> 00:26:17,276
[QUIETLY] Bye, Rafi.
671
00:26:17,356 --> 00:26:22,486
♪♪♪
672
00:27:08,816 --> 00:27:11,146
[WOMAN] Supahsmaht.
673
00:27:11,170 --> 00:27:16,170
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