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HULU PRESENTS
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I sometimes forget
that you actually live here, bro.
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This bed, man.
No wonder your posture's all fucked up.
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Explains your behavior, actually.
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Dude, my posture's fine.
It's not a problem.
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MO: No, man, all seriousness,
we're really proud of you, bro.
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Goin' back to Egypt, the motherland.
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Dude, I know. I haven't been there
for, like, 15 years.
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AHMED: Just don't eat the street
food, though.
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You can get a monster parasite.
And don't pet any dogs. Or any animals.
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They're probably harboring
some kind of anger or rage,
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bite you, and then you end up dying.
Don't do that.
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No, dude, I'm not gonna eat
any of the street food.
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I'm only gonna eat,
like, authentic shit.
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Home?cooked meals,
I'm gonna go visit the mosques??
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I wanna be somewhere
where I'm surrounded by Muslims.
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You know? It's like none of this
confusion that we have here.
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Like, it's gonna be...
it's gonna be amazing, man.
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That's beautiful, bro.
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Look, man, I need you
to sell these three iPads for me.
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What?
Look, the taxes in Egypt on electronics
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are through the roof.
We mark these down a little bit,
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make a lot of money, and put my kid
through another year of preschool.
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No, I'm not doing that.
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Come on, just put 'em
in one of your bags.
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Dude, I have one bag,
and I'm not gonna fill it with iPads.
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I don't even have room. See?
I can barely even get my shoes in.
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(LAUGHING) What do you mean
you're taking just one bag?
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What, are you backpacking in Europe?
You goin' on a canoe trip?
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You got to bring stuff.
You can't show up empty?handed, bro.
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AHMED: You got to bring shit back
for me too.
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I told my wife you'd get us
some pistachios.
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I'm not bringing stuff.
I'm not even gonna be in Cairo, okay?
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I'm mostly gonna be in the village
at my grandpa's. So??
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Take it easy, okay?
Bro, you always do this, man.
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I'm doin' somethin' simple,
and you're making it complicated.
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Can you stop being
so stubborn about this?
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You need a SIM card for your phone.
Roaming kills everybody.
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All right?
You just go to the Vodafone in Cairo,
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you speak to my boy Misho.
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You give him the three iPads,
he gives you cash.
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In return, you'll get a SIM card.
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I'm doin' you a favor here.
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I just can't believe you.
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Look. Look how easy this is.
Boom. (WHISTLES)
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This guy's constantly bitchin'.
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What is this?
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I thought you were flyin' by yourself,
bro. The family's comin'?
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No, they're not.
Mom, what is all this stuff?
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Habibi, there is only
these three bags, okay?
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I told everyone in the family
that you cannot bring anything.
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Who'd you say no to, exactly?
Everyone.
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Mom, I'm not bringin' all this shit.
It's crazy.
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Habibi, your father's family
misses you.
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Mom, they're just gonna
be happy to see me.
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They don't need me
to bring all this stuff.
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NASEEM: They do need you to.
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It's how you show your love, habibi.
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Re?Bengay is how I show my love?
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Ah. Extra Strength.
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AHMED: I use it all the time
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and I don't even need it sometimes??
helps me go to sleep.
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What?
FAROUK: If you're gonna run away,
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take something with you
for your family.
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MO:
That's what I'm trying to tell him, khalo.
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When are you gonna travel
and explore the world?
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I still haven't explored this town.
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Can't fucking go anywhere.
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Habibi, everything is labeled
with everyone's name, okay?
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Make sure you get the right thing
to everyone.
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MO:
I didn't know you were takin'
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three or four bags,
I coulda fit my GoPros in there,
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we coulda flipped 'em
really easily.
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Khalto,
can we squeeze 'em in there maybe?
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AHMED: No, no, no.
We don't have time, man.
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You got to be there
three hours early.
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You got it, khalo?
All right, cool. I'll get the other bags.
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NASEEM: Don't get up, Farouk.
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(THUD)
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(CHATTER)
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I'm??I'm over there.
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(BABY CRYING)
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(ON SWITCH CLICKS)
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(FAROUK ON TAPE, SPEAKING ARABIC)
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(OFF SWITCH CLICKS)
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(ARABIC CHATTER)
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(CABBIES CLAMORING)
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MAN: Taxi?
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Uh, taxi?
Hey, hey. Hey, Captain.
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Come with me.
I give you a good rate.
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La shukraan. Listen to me.
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I take care of you,
we go wherever together, you and me.
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La shukraan. No, no, no!
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You will come with me?
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Shukraan. No, no, no!
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I love you. I love you more.
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Hey, I??
No, I love you more!
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(IN ARABIC)
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It's my motherfuckin' cousin.
What up, my nigga!
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C'mere!
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(IN ARABIC)
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I can't believe
I'm seeing you right now.
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My mind is just blown.
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Bro, you don't have to speak to me
in Arabic. My English is premium.
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I went to AUC.
American University in Cairo, baby!
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Oh. Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
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Anyway, cuz, you got style.
Look at you. Snapback.
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Hey, are those the OG editions?
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Yeah, they are.
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You pimp, man. You pimp.
Thanks, man.
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And the whole family
is just so excited to see you.
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I can't tell you.
Man, I can't wait to see them.
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It's??lt's so amazing to be here.
(PHONE CHIMING)
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That's her right now. This is Mama.
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Hello. Hi, Mom.
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(IN ARABIC)
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Okay. Bye, bye, bye. Bye.
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Hey, my Arabic's
a little bit rusty,
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but what does "Kutcher" mean again?
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Like, Ashton, bro. Ashton Kutcher.
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You know, you were standing out there
with the cabbies,
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you were like, "Dude, where's my car?"
(LAUGHS)
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Classic film though, right?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. It's been a while.
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Yeah, it's been a bit, but you've seen
Two and a Half Men though, right?
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Uh...
Dude, that shit got dope
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ever since they got rid of Charlie Sheen.
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Man, Ashton Kutcher just killed it!
The transition was seamless!
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He's such a professional.
Seems like they handled it really well.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.
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All right. Let's do this.
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You only brought four bags?
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Travelin' light, pimp. I love it!
Uh, thanks.
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Aw, man,
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I know the family was pressing you
to get stuff,
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and that's why I didn't ask for anything.
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Thank you.
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Plus, one of my boys flies
for Egyptian Air,
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and he hooks me up on the DL
all the time.
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Oh, dude. That's awesome.
Yeah, man.
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Just last month he got me some,
like, premium kush.
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Straight?up narco shit.
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You know what? We're gonna roll that up
and smoke it when we get home, inshallah.
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It's gonna be good.
Dude, I'm gonna show you everything.
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I'm gonna give you the best tour of Egypt.
You're gonna love it.
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Oh, man, dude, I can't wait, man.
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Just to hang out with the family
and see all the sights,
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like, visit all the cool mosques.
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Wow, man,
you don't even need the kush.
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You straight?up cray?cray. Let's go.
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Yeah.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(ARABIC POP ON RADIO)
RAMY: Are we close to downtown?
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Like, by Tahrir, where the revolution
happened and stuff?
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No, no, we're not close.
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Wow, man.
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Can't wait to go to the village
to see Grandpa.
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Village sucks, bro,
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and it's really fuckin' far.
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You drive all the way there,
and Grandpa, I mean??.
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Gedo is cool for, like,
five minutes, man.
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You're way too pimp
to hang out at the village, bro.
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Just follow my lead.
I swear, I'll show you the best time.
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I'll show you the real Cairo, bro.
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Okay.
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Hey, you hungry? You wanna
go grab a bite at Chili's or something?
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Chili's, like, the restaurant?
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Yeah, dude. I mean,
you were on that flight for ages,
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and they only serve,
like, hummus and shit.
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Let's get you some boneless B?wings!
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Um... no, no, I'm??
I'm good, man.
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I?I figured we could have, like,
some Egyptian food, ya know?
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My mom said Tant Ammah is,
like, the best cook.
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Hey, whatever you want, homeboy.
(SPEAKS ARABIC)
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Check it out. There's the Pyramids.
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RAMY (LAUGHS): Wow.
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
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(ARABIC POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RAMY, IN ARABIC)
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Wow! Bengay Extra Strength!
Habibi, habibi, habibi.
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I just do it! (LAUGHS)
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Mm! I just do it!
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WOMAN: Girls With Curls!
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Uh, Foreman.
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(EXCLAIMS IN ARABIC)
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iPad!
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MAN: That's good. RAMY: Mmm.
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MEN: Eee...
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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Look at you, man. Don't worry,
it's stuffed pigeon. It's really good.
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Just Anthony Bourdain that shit,
you'll be fine.
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RAMY: Hmm.
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SHADI:
Hey, dude. Save your energy.
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Don't bother talking politics with them.
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This entire generation
suffers from Stockholm Syndrome.
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They just love this shit.
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(RAMY LAUGHING)
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Chinese?
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UNCLE: Ramy,
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why did Obama strike
with his drones?
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He knew. (SPEAKS ARABIC)
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All American presidents
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have to attack the Middle East.
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If he doesn't do that,
people will think he's Muslim.
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(SPEAKS ARABIC)
So you're saying he killed Muslims
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so people wouldn't find out
he's Muslim?
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Yes, of course! (SPEAKS ARABIC)
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(SPEAKS ARABIC) Ramy,
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don't be stubborn like your father.
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How's the pigeon, man?
Try it. It's real good.
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Tell you what, just finish it real quick
and let's go get changed,
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'cause I'm gonna take you
to a sick party tonight.
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No, I'm all right, man, I think
I'm just gonna lay low a little.
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I got, like, jet lag and stuff, and...
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One of my bros is, like,
the best house DJ in the country.
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You know DJ Ti??sto? Yeah.
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Yeah, he retweeted his shit.
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I'm good, dude. I might just
maybe walk around a little bit.
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I think there's a mosque near here
I wanted to see. Um...
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I have it on my phone.
Mosque?
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I mean, if you're gonna be
walkin' around town
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goin' to mosques and shit, we got to
at least get you a local number.
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Okay, yeah, I think I might know a guy.
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Um, I'm supposed to go see him.
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And give??give the party a thought.
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What are you gonna do,
hang out with these guys?
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Look at 'em.
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Yeah.
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UNCLE: I tell you,
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this iPad is gonna change my life.
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Something so precious
needs protection.
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Oh...
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00:15:36,914 --> 00:15:38,958
Hey, man, didn't you say
you were gonna sell those iPads?
237
00:15:38,959 --> 00:15:41,338
Yeah.
So we're gonna let him pick out a case?
238
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:43,969
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
239
00:15:53,697 --> 00:15:55,660
(KISSING)
240
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,174
Welcome in the Egypt.
241
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,395
Oh. Ah.
242
00:16:16,367 --> 00:16:19,206
(ALL LAUGH)
243
00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:05,632
(STAMMERING)
You??You criticize Trump,
244
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:08,220
but Trump loves his family!
245
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,519
He??He gives them hotel,
he gives them work??
246
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,438
you don't think about your family!
247
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:16,070
(MISHO IN ARABIC)
248
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,743
(CALL TO PRAYER OVER P. A.)
249
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:22,791
Man, I've never heard
the call to prayer this loud, man.
250
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,753
There's a mosque right there.
We can pray Isha'a.
251
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:28,302
Ramy, don't be so stubborn, nigga.
252
00:17:28,303 --> 00:17:30,055
I?I told all my friends in there
253
00:17:30,056 --> 00:17:31,934
that I was gonna show up
with my cousin from America.
254
00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:33,521
Don't make me look like a bitch, man.
255
00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:35,232
I'm not tryin' to, man, I'm just??
256
00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:37,571
Look, I promise it'll be awesome.
257
00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:40,034
Plus, there's a ton
of hot chicks in there.
258
00:17:40,035 --> 00:17:41,871
That's, like, the last thing
I want right now.
259
00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:44,627
Like, I came here to get clarity,
not hook up.
260
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:48,216
Look, man, I been dyin' to see you
and hang out with you,
261
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,514
and I kinda feel like
you don't wanna hang out with me.
262
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:52,809
Dude, I??I just??
263
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,607
Come on, man, I practically
set up this whole thing for you, man.
264
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,026
All right, man, thank you.
265
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:59,239
Let's go. Awright, boy!
266
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,381
(AUTO?TUNED VOICE SINGING IN ARABIC)
267
00:18:18,486 --> 00:18:21,784
SHADI: Hey, yo, motherfuckers,
this is my cousin Ramy from America!
268
00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,830
(ALL CHEER)
269
00:18:23,831 --> 00:18:26,376
(MAN, IN ARABIC)
270
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:27,796
What's up, man?
271
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,758
Captain America!
What up, my nigga!
272
00:18:29,759 --> 00:18:31,887
What's up.
We used to live on the same block
273
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:34,643
as Shadi, man. I remember you
when you were this small, dude.
274
00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:36,146
Oh, okay, cool, yeah.
275
00:18:36,147 --> 00:18:38,818
It's??lt's... It's been a while,
sorry I don't remember.
276
00:18:38,819 --> 00:18:40,697
I was... eight. It's all good.
277
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:42,241
How ya like Egypt, man?
278
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,289
Uh, haven't really had the chance
to see it yet,
279
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,499
like, all of it, you know?
280
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,420
So I'm lookin' forward to that.
281
00:18:48,421 --> 00:18:51,384
I mean, it's been complicated
the last couple years. Thanks, man.
282
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,681
You mean, like, like, since
the revolution and stuff, yeah?
283
00:18:53,682 --> 00:18:56,645
I was asking Shadi earlier,
I really wanna see Tahrir, man.
284
00:18:56,646 --> 00:18:58,733
It's?it's so cool that you guys
were all there,
285
00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:00,612
I mean, it's??it's amazing.
286
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,866
Yeah. Anyway, peace out, man.
Cheers.
287
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,912
SHADI: I'll see you in a bit.
See you later, yeah.
288
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:07,291
Bro, could you not talk about that shit?
289
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,588
It just brings in
a lot of negative energy.
290
00:19:09,589 --> 00:19:11,050
I'm just??I'm just saying.
291
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:13,806
Okay. Yeah. Um...
292
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,936
I'm gonna??
I'm just gonna get some fresh air.
293
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,815
Sure, man. Do your thing.
I'll be around.
294
00:19:18,816 --> 00:19:20,443
Yeah.
All right. I'll be right here.
295
00:19:22,405 --> 00:19:24,702
(HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING)
296
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,879
(ARABIC CHATTER)
297
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:39,732
(WOMAN IN ARABIC)
298
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,538
Uh... hi.
299
00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:56,558
Oh, okay.
300
00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,520
(LAUGHS)
301
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:25,448
Oh.
302
00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:37,263
Okay.
303
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,612
It's, like, the Nile?
304
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:48,285
Uh, okay.
305
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:53,922
Okay, yeah.
306
00:20:57,012 --> 00:20:59,642
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
307
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,189
RAMY: Yo. SHADI: Bro.
308
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:07,197
Yo, man, I?I just met someone,
I?I think she's your friend?
309
00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,578
This, like, really... cute girl, she??
310
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,623
she said they were going
to another party that was more chill.
311
00:21:11,624 --> 00:21:12,959
Maybe we could go with them?
312
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,422
Dude, that's fuckin' awesome.
You found a chick already?
313
00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:17,009
I knew my cousin was a player!
314
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,428
You're like fuckin' Hitch, man.
315
00:21:18,429 --> 00:21:20,098
Here. Try this.
316
00:21:20,099 --> 00:21:21,810
What? Hitch.
317
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:24,691
Will Smith in that film?
He's really good with chicks?
318
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:26,235
No, yeah, but, du??
319
00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:27,237
(SNORTING)
320
00:21:27,238 --> 00:21:30,661
Shadi, I??
It'll help with the jet lag.
321
00:21:30,662 --> 00:21:32,248
Are you serious, bro?
322
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,043
What?
323
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,213
I??
324
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,763
(PLACES TRAY DOWN)
325
00:21:39,764 --> 00:21:42,603
Bro... can I talk to you outside
for a minute?
326
00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,248
What the fuck, bro?
327
00:21:53,249 --> 00:21:55,253
Like, what are you on about?
328
00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:57,715
I thought you were cool, man,
from New York??
329
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,260
I thought you were my nigga, man.
330
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:01,807
All right, dude,
you really got to stop saying that.
331
00:22:01,808 --> 00:22:03,602
Saying what? The N?word.
332
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:05,648
You can't say that shit,
you can't just shout it.
333
00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:07,610
You realize how offensive
that is to black people?
334
00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:11,159
Dude, Egypt's in Africa!
We're African!
335
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,329
You're black, I'm black??
we can say that shit.
336
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,083
No, dude, I am not black.
337
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,920
I didn't know you were so judgy, bro.
338
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:19,008
You judged me earlier for not prayin',
339
00:22:19,009 --> 00:22:21,429
and now?and now you tell me
what I can say and what I can't say?
340
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:24,059
I'm just worried about you, dude.
You're doin' coke. That's dangerous.
341
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,145
What do you think of us here?
342
00:22:25,146 --> 00:22:28,401
Y?you're comin' in here, talkin' to people
about the revolution and shit.
343
00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:32,660
Bro, we saw people die
in front of our fuckin' eyes.
344
00:22:32,661 --> 00:22:34,541
You think we wanna keep talkin'
about that shit?
345
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:39,465
Man, Todi, his sister
went to jail for holding up a sign,
346
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:41,260
and she fuckin' died.
347
00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:43,473
And I see you being all spiritual and shit
348
00:22:43,474 --> 00:22:45,478
and trying to make meaning of all of this?
349
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:48,776
Look, I don't know where God is,
350
00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:51,240
but I sure as fuck know
he's not here right now.
351
00:22:53,244 --> 00:22:55,623
I'm lost, man. Everybody's lost.
352
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,710
I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher,
353
00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,257
but I'm like,
"Dude, where's my country?"
354
00:23:00,258 --> 00:23:01,677
I don't know.
355
00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:03,138
I don't fuckin' know.
356
00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:06,853
So yeah,
I thought you were my nigga.
357
00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:08,566
But I guess I was wrong, man.
358
00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:21,383
(SIGHS)
359
00:23:26,894 --> 00:23:29,024
(CHATTER, MUSIC)
360
00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,825
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
361
00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:37,497
Dude, I?I'm sorry, man.
362
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,502
I was being really selfish and??
363
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,963
No, man, that's not what I'm talk??.
364
00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:43,092
Did you just drink all that water
out of the tap?
365
00:23:43,093 --> 00:23:44,345
Yeah.
366
00:23:44,346 --> 00:23:47,852
Shit, man, you can't be drinkin' water
out of the sink in Cairo, bro.
367
00:23:47,853 --> 00:23:49,481
That shit'll fuck up your body.
368
00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:51,986
(SNORTING)
369
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,448
Ahh.
370
00:23:54,449 --> 00:23:57,330
You're gonna be so fucked later, bro.
371
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,181
(FLATULENT SOUNDS)
372
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,354
(GROANS)
373
00:24:12,193 --> 00:24:13,278
Okay.
374
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,536
Yeah.
375
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:48,097
Hey.
376
00:24:48,098 --> 00:24:50,728
Um...
377
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,439
wh?what are you doing here?
378
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,780
I was just getting some water.
Are you okay?
379
00:24:57,618 --> 00:24:59,787
What did my brother do to you you?
380
00:24:59,788 --> 00:25:01,709
I'm sorry, I know how Shadi gets.
381
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:07,678
Yeah, Sh?Shadi, your...
your brother. Yeah.
382
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:09,807
My, um, my cousin.
383
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,435
I, um...
384
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:13,232
I need to use the?Sorry.
385
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,791
(GROANING LOUDLY)
(DEFECATING)
386
00:25:24,462 --> 00:25:26,216
(CONTINUES DEFECATING)
387
00:25:27,301 --> 00:25:28,470
(SIGHS)
388
00:25:29,305 --> 00:25:33,272
(AMPLIFIED CALL TO PRAYER IN ARABIC)
389
00:25:41,371 --> 00:25:45,337
(CALL TO PRAYER CONTINUES)
390
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,366
(CALL TO PRAYER CONTINUES)
391
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:45,966
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