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(RAMY CHUCKLES)
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(SALMA CHUCKLES)
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You're so pretty.
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Stop. No, you are.
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No, stop. Seriously.
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Oh, I, um, I almost forgot,
I got you something.
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You got me something?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SALMA: Oh, I think you've done
enough for me already.
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Well... actually...
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SALMA: OK, wait. Tell me when.
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Well, I don't want
to get your hopes up,
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'cause I?it's, uh,
it's actually not for you.
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SALMA: Oh.
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It's, uh...
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Check it out.
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There's this guy outside my,
uh, uncle's diamond store...
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Mm?hmm.
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...and he sells these on,
like, one of those tables,
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and I thought that, uh, Ali
would really like it, you know?
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I mean, they had a bunch
of different kinds,
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but, you know, it's, uh,
it's a fidget spinner.
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You know?
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I know. I know
what a fidget spinner is.
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What's?what's happening here now?
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(SALMA SIGHS)
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Um... sorry, did I do something?
I don't??.
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SALMA: Can you just
put that away, please?
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Why would you do that?
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Like, why would you get s??
what??.
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Fuck.
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W?I?I thought??
I thought it would be nice.
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You thought it'd be nice?
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What about this seems nice?
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We're fucking in the bed that my
husband's gonna sleep in later on tonight,
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so what?what exactly
seems nice about that?
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You think a toy's
gonna make up for that?
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OK, all right.
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It...
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(SALMA SIGHS)
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I just?I?I don't know, I didn't??.
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OK, look, it's just this??.
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It was just a little thing.
Can we just forget about it?
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And why exactly are you thinking
about my son?
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I wasn't thinking about??
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I was thinking about you,
and so I thought about him.
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I didn't know you had this, like,
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magic rule where you can't
get someone a gift.
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No, we have broken every rule, magic
or not, there is to break, OK, Ramy?
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And a toy is not gonna make up
for anything that we're doing.
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We're not fucking good people here.
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I'm?I'm not the one who's married, OK?
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
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MO: (SCOFFS) Let me
get this straight, man, OK?
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So, her husband leaves,
she drops off her kid,
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then you bang her by lunch,
then she kicks you out?
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What part of that routine
told you to buy a gift?
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I just thought it would be nice, man.
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I... her son's cool.
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He's not your fucking kid!
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You're breaking up a marriage.
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This is real. It's against all the rules.
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It's a huge fuckin' sin!
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Don't curse in front of your son.
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What, you want to raise my kid now,
is that what you want?
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He doesn't understand
what you're saying,
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and if he does, I hope he learns
from your fuck?ups.
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You need to go feed the homeless,
visit the sick,
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cleanse yourself.
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Take a fuckin' shower.
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I?I know.
MO: Hey buddy, see your uncle here?
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See your Uncle Ramy?
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He's a homewrecker.
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He's a dirty homewrecker.
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Stop, dude.
MO: Can you say it with me?
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Homewrecker. MO: (LAUGHS)
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That's right, buddy. Mwah!
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(STEVE GRUNTS) What's up, man?
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STEVE: 'Sup, terrorist?
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How's it goin'?
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Oh, fine.
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What, uh...
what are you playin', man?
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Goddamnit!
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(VIDEOGAME ZOMBIES SCREECH)
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So, uh, what'd you do this time?
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What do you mean?
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You only come here
when you're feeling guilty.
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No.
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You must have really
fucked up this time.
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Yeah, I'm here to hang out
with you, man. I miss you.
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That's why?that?that's the only
reason I came.
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What's going on?
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Tell me about your life.
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(SHUTS OFF VIDEOGAME)
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Take my headphones off.
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OK.
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STEVE: Got a bit of
a lady situation myself.
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Met this girl playing
Call of Duty online.
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She's awesome.
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Dude, that's amazing.
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STEVE: Yeah, like,
we just talked about life.
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You know, and I haven't really felt
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like I've ever connected
with someone like this.
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You know, and she invited me over
to her apartment today.
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That's awesome. You got to go.
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Ahh... can't.
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She's all the way up in Mahwah.
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Can't ask my mom to take me to a date.
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Let's go, man. I?I want to take you.
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Right now?
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RAMY: Yeah, yeah, no??
this is?this is??
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I haven't seen you for a while,
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the fact that she invited you today??.
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This?I think this was meant to be.
Let's do it.
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Take my ventilator off.
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS
QUIETLY ON RADIO)
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(RAMY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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So, what's, uh??
you didn't even tell me, man.
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I mean, like, what's she look like?
Like, what's?what's?what's her deal?
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Is she in, like, a similar,
like, situation?
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Huh? What?
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Has she got dystrophy,
or is she, like, a chair person?
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A chair person? What?
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No, that's not a crazy question.
You're acting like I'm, like, being rude.
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Think about it. What would we do?
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Play fuckin' bumper cars?
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OK, yeah,
no, that makes sense, sorry.
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I didn't?I didn't mean that.
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STEVE: Oh, and I almost forgot??
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Mikaela asked if we could
pick up booze along the way,
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so we got to make a pit stop.
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RAMY: All right, man.
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What, uh, what kind of alcohol you want?
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I don't know.
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All right, and don't pull
the whole Muslim, "Oh, what's alcohol?"
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You've been to way more parties than me.
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Yeah, but I don't drink at them.
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I... I'll just??
I'll figure something out.
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I'll?I'll find something
that looks good.
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Thank you. All right.
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And a box of condoms.
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Dude, no.
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We can't do this.
You have a heart problem.
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We're not gonna experiment with sex.
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Don't start with the heart, all right?
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How is it even gonna happen?
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Like, what?how are you
gonna have sex with her?
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If it happens, be there for the setup,
and I'll take it from there.
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All right, man, I'll get the??
I'll get the condoms.
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STEVE: Thank you.
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But we're?we're gonna have to talk
about how the execution happens.
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(BLAND INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING OVERHEAD)
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How are you, friend?
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RAMY: Hey, um, can I also
get a box of condoms?
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CLERK: Which one?
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Let's do the yellow one.
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I. D., please. RAMY: Yeah.
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There you go.
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CLERK: Thanks.
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Ramy Hassan?Muslim name.
You are Muslim?
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Yeah.
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As?Salaam?Alaikum.
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RAMY: Wa?Alaikum?Salaam.
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Uh... thi??this one?this is??
this isn't for me, actually.
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This is for my buddy, so...
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No, no, no, no, no.
You cannot buy for buddy.
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Buddy must show I. D.
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Well, he's, uh, he's?it's, um,
kind of hard to get him...
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you know, getting him
out of the car is like??
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I need to see this buddy.
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Yeah, you know, um...
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This is for me.
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I'm... I'm gonna?I'm gonna drink it,
and I'm gonna use them a lot,
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later.
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CLERK: OK. Yeah, so.
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I?I?I actually haven't
drank before, though.
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You know, this is gonna be my first time.
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If I do it. Like, I don't even know
if I'm gonna do it.
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I'm still?I'm really kind of
struggling with the choice, so...
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I?I fa?I fasted Ramadan too,
like, the whole month.
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Sa?Salaam?Alaikum.
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Next!
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All right, man, that's it over there.
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You ready?
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I'm fuckin' ready.
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Let's do it, man.
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VOCALIST:
You can't give
yo' pussy to a nigga
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Who not used to gettin' pussy
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'Cause that pussy
gon' be everybody's business
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You can't sell dope to these niggas
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'Cause they broke and they snitchin'
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Got these niggas bussin' shots
up in yo' business
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You can't give yo' pussy to a nigga
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Who not used to gettin' pussy
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'Cause that pussy gon' be
everybody's business
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Me, myself, a witness
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Saxophone nigga with a slick tongue
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Got beside hisself
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Boostin' me to boost?
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Dude. I thought you said
there was one step.
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STEVE: Shut the fuck up.
It's only two.
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Wasn't nothin' serious
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Never even came
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Now this nigga got my name
in these hoes' mouth
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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MIKAELA: Steve! You look
just like your avatar.
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I'm so glad you came.
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Of course. I said I would.
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Who's this?
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Oh, yeah. Uh, this is Ramy.
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He's just... my aide.
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Yeah, I'm?I'm, uh, just his aide.
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Uh, very, very minimal involvement,
uh, with his life.
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That's so chill.
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Come in.
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Welcome to the abode.
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That's Kristi over there.
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MIKAELA INHALING)
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(EXHALES)
She's being fucking weird today.
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Did you bring the shit?
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Of course.
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Ramy.
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Ramy.
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OK.
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Oh, sweet! We finished out
my parents' cabinet,
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and they're gone for the weekend,
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so we were like,
"Oh, we got to get more!"
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So, this is awesome.
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Ohh! This shit is lit!
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This shit is gon' be lit!
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This shit is lit!
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MIKAELA & STEVE:
This shit is gon' be lit!
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This shit is lit,
this shit is gon' be lit!
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Lit. (CHUCKLES)
MIKAELA: Uh, I'm gonna pour us some.
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STEVE: Awesome.
Yeah, for sure, thanks.
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Dude, you bought some good stuff.
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(WHISPERS) Dude, what the fuck
is happening right now?
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What?
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These girls are really young, man.
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She said that she
lives here with her parents?
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OK. We live with our parents.
It's a fucked?up economy.
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Yeah, I don't think this is
because of the economy, man.
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Heh... (COUGHS) ...hey!
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RAMY: Ohh.
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Uh, no, I don't?I don't need a shot.
I'm good.
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I, uh, I actually am driving,
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'cause I'm his aide, so, I'm on the clock.
249
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More for us. STEVE: Yes!
250
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Should... I...?
251
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Be my guest.
252
00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:01,988
Uh, he's actually, he's...
253
00:11:01,989 --> 00:11:04,159
really can't either,
he's a little bit of a lightweight,
254
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:07,332
and his condition and stuff, so, um,
it's probably better if he doesn't.
255
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,713
Well, they're already poured,
so there's no turning back.
256
00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:13,345
(SOFT GASP)
257
00:11:13,930 --> 00:11:16,268
OK, you wanna pace yourself
a little, or...?
258
00:11:18,063 --> 00:11:22,780
Mmm! Coconut is my jam!
All right, let's go!
259
00:11:22,781 --> 00:11:26,997
Light that fucking blunt, bitch!
Light that fucking blunt, bitch!
260
00:11:26,998 --> 00:11:28,083
(SOFT LAUGH)
261
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,215
Sit down, stop being weird.
262
00:11:32,216 --> 00:11:33,678
Eh?OK.
263
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,900
Oh, you're on duty. I remember.
264
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:41,901
RAMY: Yeah.
265
00:11:42,613 --> 00:11:44,448
Uh, Steve's good, actually.
266
00:11:44,449 --> 00:11:46,285
Uh, he needs a ventilator to breathe,
267
00:11:46,286 --> 00:11:48,916
so I don't think smoke's gonna help him.
268
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:53,509
I use a ventilator so I can live...
for this.
269
00:11:54,302 --> 00:11:56,681
He's fine, thank you.
270
00:11:56,682 --> 00:11:57,683
Hey, Mikaela,
271
00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,313
you said you wanted to
show me your gaming setup?
272
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MIKAELA: Oh, yeah!
273
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Let's go!
274
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(RAMY SIGHS)
275
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OK.
276
00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:25,740
Hey, um...
277
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it's...
278
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KRISTI: Kristi.
Kristi. Yeah, hey.
279
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Hi.
280
00:12:31,795 --> 00:12:34,841
You been um,
like, partyin' all day, or???
281
00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:37,054
(CHUCKLES)
You call this a party?
282
00:12:40,144 --> 00:12:42,732
I don't know. Mikaela's, like,
on one or something.
283
00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:43,734
RAMY: Yeah.
284
00:12:43,735 --> 00:12:46,740
I'm gonna go check on Steve,
and just make sure that we're??
285
00:12:46,741 --> 00:12:47,950
I'll?I'll be right back.
286
00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:48,953
KRISTI: OK.
287
00:12:50,414 --> 00:12:53,127
Can I, like, control your joystick?
288
00:12:53,128 --> 00:12:54,422
I don't see why not.
289
00:12:54,923 --> 00:12:56,843
So many buttons.
290
00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,846
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
291
00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:00,726
Ramy!
292
00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:03,899
Those shots
you got were lit as fuck!
293
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,318
I've got to get more.
294
00:13:05,319 --> 00:13:07,656
RAMY: Oh. H?hey, Mikaela, uh,
295
00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:09,660
you think you could give
Steve and I a sec?
296
00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:12,625
I just want to, like, check out
his, uh, oxygen and, you know,
297
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,169
heart rate and all that.
298
00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:17,551
That's cool.
A bitch got to pee anyway.
299
00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:18,762
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
300
00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:22,728
Maybe ha?have some water too? Yeah?
Just, like, a sip of water.
301
00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:24,397
(RAMY SIGHS SOFTLY)
302
00:13:24,398 --> 00:13:26,778
(WHISPERING) Dude, we got to get
outta here now.
303
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:28,657
These girls are definitely in high school.
304
00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,744
Yeah. She's 16.
305
00:13:30,745 --> 00:13:33,207
You knew that? Dude, she's underage.
306
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:37,257
According to the State of New Jersey,
16 is the age of consent.
307
00:13:37,258 --> 00:13:39,971
We bought them alcohol, dude.
That's definitely illegal.
308
00:13:39,972 --> 00:13:43,394
They were drinking before we got here.
If anything, we're chaperoning.
309
00:13:43,395 --> 00:13:46,066
Yeah, we are chaperoning.
That girl has braces, Steve.
310
00:13:46,067 --> 00:13:47,945
You're judging.
RAMY: If she's drunk,
311
00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:50,951
how can she even fuckin' consent
to the age of consent?
312
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:54,834
Um, I can't physically
force myself onto anyone.
313
00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,796
I think that's pretty fucking obvious.
314
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:57,798
(RAMY SIGHS)
315
00:13:57,799 --> 00:13:59,176
I'm "Me Too" ?proof.
316
00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:01,931
I don't feel good about this, at all.
317
00:14:01,932 --> 00:14:06,190
Ramy, I don't have the same
options that you do.
318
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:11,491
I can't just go to a party
on the Upper East Side.
319
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:15,292
I can't just use apps to meet people.
320
00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:19,550
I know this shit's weird,
321
00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:22,681
but we've been flirting all week,
322
00:14:22,682 --> 00:14:24,728
way before she was drunk.
323
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:29,069
She likes me, I like her,
324
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:31,448
and she wants me here.
325
00:14:31,449 --> 00:14:33,663
(RAMY SIGHS) So, please...
326
00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,919
just let me have this one.
327
00:14:45,060 --> 00:14:46,270
Want one?
328
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:51,071
Um, nah, I'm OK, I don't drink.
329
00:14:51,072 --> 00:14:52,491
You're straight edge?
330
00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:55,080
Yeah, something like that.
331
00:14:55,665 --> 00:14:58,754
Yeah, I tried that once.
It was a fucking failure.
332
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:02,845
(SOFT SIGH)
Mikaela always does this.
333
00:15:02,846 --> 00:15:03,847
She's, like,
334
00:15:03,848 --> 00:15:06,894
always trying to be, like,
open?minded,
335
00:15:06,895 --> 00:15:09,107
or alternative or whatever.
336
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,531
Like, last year she was hooking up
with this cholo dude from Patterson,
337
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:16,121
and I was like,
"Dude! He's in a gang!"
338
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:20,172
And?and she just said that she was
trying to help immigration or something.
339
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:24,513
I don't know, she's just, like,
really into woke dick.
340
00:15:24,514 --> 00:15:26,518
I guess disabled is a step up.
341
00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:30,818
Yeah, disabled is, uh??
sounds better.
342
00:15:32,614 --> 00:15:35,953
(SOFT SOB)
She slept with my boyfriend last year.
343
00:15:37,164 --> 00:15:40,002
I'm sorry. That, um, that sucks.
344
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:42,633
How could you hook up with someone
that's already in a relationship?
345
00:15:42,634 --> 00:15:44,845
It's just, like, so messed up.
346
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:48,478
I mean, like, at least in college,
people have their, like, shit figured out.
347
00:15:49,940 --> 00:15:52,360
Yeah, you know, I mean, like...
348
00:15:52,361 --> 00:15:56,994
college doesn't make all those things
any clearer, you know?
349
00:15:56,995 --> 00:15:59,959
I?I mean, I think sometimes people
sleep with the wrong person,
350
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:03,090
and they don't know, you know,
351
00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,384
the?why they did it.
352
00:16:04,385 --> 00:16:05,720
It just?it just happened,
353
00:16:05,721 --> 00:16:09,771
and?and?and it doesn't mean they're
a bad person. You know? Um...
354
00:16:10,397 --> 00:16:14,196
If anything, these things get a little
more complicated the older you get.
355
00:16:17,369 --> 00:16:18,370
(CRIES)
356
00:16:18,371 --> 00:16:21,168
Sometimes I wonder if I should just,
like, fucking kill myself.
357
00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:22,169
(SNIFFLES)
358
00:16:22,672 --> 00:16:23,673
What?
359
00:16:23,674 --> 00:16:26,512
Everyone says these are
the best years of our lives,
360
00:16:26,513 --> 00:16:29,603
and if that's true, that's just,
like, fucking depressing.
361
00:16:30,395 --> 00:16:32,984
Like you said, huh,
it's not gonna change.
362
00:16:33,569 --> 00:16:35,404
But it?it?it does change a little bit.
363
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:37,993
Like, it doesn't fully change,
but there's definitely change.
364
00:16:37,994 --> 00:16:39,955
I just don't want to be here anymore.
365
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:43,170
I just can't do it anymore.
I just can't, OK?
366
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,590
(CRYING)
367
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:45,927
(SNIFFLES)
368
00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:47,680
(SOFT GRUNT)
369
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,394
(KRISTI SOBS SOFTLY)
370
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:53,816
What?what if I, um,
371
00:16:53,817 --> 00:16:55,904
what if I just?what if I take
a drink with you, huh?
372
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:56,905
Yeah.
373
00:16:57,742 --> 00:16:59,369
Let's have that drink. (SIGHS)
374
00:16:59,370 --> 00:17:01,206
OK? (KRISTI CRIES)
375
00:17:01,207 --> 00:17:03,836
Come on, here we go.
I'm?I'm gonna??
376
00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,216
I need?I need someone
to "cheers" with, right?
377
00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:07,928
I mean... (KRISTI CRIES)
378
00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:10,392
(MUTTERING) OK...
379
00:17:14,024 --> 00:17:16,654
You probably don't even drink
this girlie shit, do you?
380
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,868
No, I?I'll?I?I'll drink.
Just?ju?I'll drink it with you.
381
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:21,789
Just let's have a "cheers."
Come on, let's do it.
382
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,083
I?I can't do it if you don't??
383
00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,337
(CRYING) Cheers! Just cheers!
384
00:17:25,338 --> 00:17:26,550
There you go. The??.
385
00:17:37,029 --> 00:17:38,031
Ahh.
386
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:42,038
Wow. Ah...
387
00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:44,042
(SNIFFS)
388
00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,045
That's, um...
389
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:49,260
That was really good,
390
00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:51,056
and?and?and this is??
391
00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:53,268
this is really good, yeah?
392
00:17:53,269 --> 00:17:54,271
Like, loo??.
393
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,613
Like, look, I?I?I know I haven't
known you that long,
394
00:17:58,614 --> 00:18:02,453
but you're one of
the coolest people I've ever met.
395
00:18:02,454 --> 00:18:04,082
Seriously, like, the fact that
396
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,881
you were able to forgive Mikaela
after she slept with your boyfriend??.
397
00:18:07,882 --> 00:18:08,884
There's...
398
00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:11,681
not a lot of people like that, you know?
399
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:15,898
Like, the?the?the world
needs more people like you to...
400
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:19,112
to be alive, you know?
401
00:18:19,113 --> 00:18:20,114
(SOFT CHUCKLE)
402
00:18:20,115 --> 00:18:21,701
(SNIFFLES) Yeah.
403
00:18:21,702 --> 00:18:22,912
Yeah? Mm.
404
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:27,879
I actually wrote a song
about everything that happened after.
405
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,717
Do you want to hear it?
406
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,512
I?I would love to hear it.
407
00:18:31,513 --> 00:18:32,723
Are you sure? (LAUGHS)
408
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,560
Yeah. OK.
409
00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:36,312
(TEARFUL CHUCKLE)
410
00:18:36,313 --> 00:18:38,316
I mean, I'm just
gonna play the backtrack
411
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,864
and?and do the vocals,
like, live. (GIGGLES)
412
00:18:40,865 --> 00:18:43,201
Yeah, live vocals,
that's?that's great.
413
00:18:43,202 --> 00:18:45,623
(MUSIC STARTS PLAYING)
414
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,503
(LAUGHS)
415
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:49,591
Betrayal
416
00:18:50,718 --> 00:18:51,720
Betrayal
417
00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:56,688
Do you know what it feels like
to be betrayed?
418
00:18:57,523 --> 00:19:00,945
Never thought it would happen,
but then it happened
419
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:02,198
Now it can't unhappen
420
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:03,743
Betrayed
421
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:05,204
And the sun doesn't know
422
00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,542
'Cause it happened under the moon
423
00:19:07,543 --> 00:19:10,507
Thought we were friends,
will we ever make amends
424
00:19:10,508 --> 00:19:11,926
And then God cried
425
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:13,971
Even He didn't know why
426
00:19:13,972 --> 00:19:16,961
I was betrayed
427
00:19:16,962 --> 00:19:18,773
(MUSIC STOPS)
428
00:19:18,774 --> 00:19:21,779
Wow, that was??
that was really powerful.
429
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,783
I mean, that?that?that whisper
at the end.
430
00:19:23,784 --> 00:19:25,369
That?that?Wow.
431
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:26,872
It was just so vulnerable
432
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:30,630
and so... so you.
433
00:19:30,631 --> 00:19:31,632
Yeah?
434
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:32,635
And, uh...
435
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:37,978
it's good.
436
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:39,606
Thank you.
437
00:19:39,607 --> 00:19:40,609
(SNIFFLES)
438
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:43,699
You know, I love your beard.
439
00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:47,371
Yeah, it's, like, so cool.
440
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:50,753
Like, all the guys at school
try to grow beards,
441
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:52,424
but it just looks like pubic hair.
442
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:56,014
Takes time. You know, like,
people usually grow them in college,
443
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,228
you know, which is where you'll?you'll
be going soon, yeah?
444
00:19:59,229 --> 00:20:01,650
Well, thanks for being
such a good listener.
445
00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:02,736
RAMY: Yeah, of cour??.
446
00:20:02,737 --> 00:20:06,159
Look, it's?it was a??
it was a really good song,
447
00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:07,996
so it was easy to listen to.
448
00:20:07,997 --> 00:20:12,589
No... I mean, sometimes I feel
like no one can hear me...
449
00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:14,175
(SNIFFLES) But you do.
450
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:15,470
(SOFT LAUGH)
451
00:20:16,556 --> 00:20:19,811
You know, I've been thinking
about what you said before.
452
00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:20,813
About, uh...?
453
00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:23,193
KRISTI: About?about forgiveness,
454
00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,699
and how that makes me
a stronger person.
455
00:20:27,202 --> 00:20:29,331
I think I really needed to hear that...
456
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,213
to know that there's
something good about me,
457
00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:36,513
that I'm, like, worth love.
458
00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:38,390
(SOFT LAUGH) Yeah.
459
00:20:38,391 --> 00:20:40,603
KRISTI: Can I, like, touch your beard?
It's so cool.
460
00:20:40,604 --> 00:20:42,565
Yeah, OK. KRISTI: (GIGGLES)
461
00:20:42,566 --> 00:20:44,569
What does your beard smell like?
462
00:20:44,570 --> 00:20:46,824
Ah, it just?it just smells like hair.
KRISTI: (GIGGLES) It what?
463
00:20:46,825 --> 00:20:50,164
Yeah, just like?like?it's like
the hair, like, on your head, yeah.
464
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,876
STEVE: Ramy!
465
00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:54,047
Ramy!
466
00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,049
RAMY: Shit.
467
00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,434
Steve? What's up, buddy?
468
00:21:00,435 --> 00:21:02,647
STEVE: Mikaela's just
throwing up everywhere.
469
00:21:02,648 --> 00:21:04,651
Well, hey?hey, can you open the door?
470
00:21:04,652 --> 00:21:07,322
STEVE: When we locked it,
we did a real complex job.
471
00:21:07,323 --> 00:21:09,536
OK, can Mikaela??
can you open the door, please?
472
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,289
STEVE: Oh, fuck, she's out.
473
00:21:11,290 --> 00:21:12,751
Mikaela?
474
00:21:12,752 --> 00:21:13,753
Mikaela, are you OK?
475
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:15,716
STEVE: Oh, fuck!
KRISTI: Mikaela!
476
00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:16,967
RAMY: Shit.
477
00:21:16,968 --> 00:21:18,470
This happened once before.
478
00:21:18,471 --> 00:21:21,727
OK, look, I told her she can't drink
anything unless she eats something first.
479
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:22,729
OK, Kristi, how 'bout this??
480
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,566
why don't you go see if you've
got a knife or something in the kitchen,
481
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:25,943
and I can try to get this doorknob open.
482
00:21:25,944 --> 00:21:26,988
OK. RAMY: OK.
483
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:33,291
Kristi, go, go. I believe in you. Go.
484
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,505
All right, man, we're getting a knife.
I'm gonna try and get this door open.
485
00:21:35,506 --> 00:21:36,507
STEVE: Oh, shit.
486
00:21:36,508 --> 00:21:38,511
Bitch is pissing herself.
487
00:21:38,512 --> 00:21:41,182
What?
STEVE: Fuck. This is bad, man.
488
00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:42,060
RAMY: Fuck.
489
00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:42,978
STEVE: Aah!
490
00:21:42,979 --> 00:21:45,232
STEVE: This stuff's really bad.
RAMY: Kristi, give me the knife.
491
00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:46,653
STEVE: Dude, you were right.
492
00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:48,781
RAMY: Um...
STEVE: This is real bad.
493
00:21:48,782 --> 00:21:50,158
RAMY: Yeah, I'm?I'm trying, dude.
494
00:21:50,159 --> 00:21:51,244
Maybe we got to call somebody.
495
00:21:51,245 --> 00:21:52,412
We're not calling the cops.
496
00:21:52,413 --> 00:21:54,416
No one's calling the cops,
all right? No cops.
497
00:21:54,417 --> 00:21:55,878
Let's just figure this out ourselves.
498
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,715
WikiHow says to kick the door down.
499
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:58,593
What?
500
00:21:58,594 --> 00:22:01,222
WikiHow says the best way to break
down a door is with a forceful kick.
501
00:22:01,223 --> 00:22:02,642
STEVE: Kick the fuckin' door!
502
00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:03,643
RAMY: OK, OK, OK.
503
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:06,274
No, don't do a jump kick, OK?
504
00:22:06,275 --> 00:22:08,111
You lose momentum that way.
505
00:22:08,112 --> 00:22:09,948
It says?it says plant one foot
on the ground...
506
00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,450
RAMY: Yeah?
...and kick with your dominant foot.
507
00:22:11,451 --> 00:22:12,451
OK, OK.
508
00:22:13,038 --> 00:22:14,834
No! Do like the picture!
509
00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:17,045
Above or below the lock!
510
00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:18,215
STEVE: Hurry!
511
00:22:18,717 --> 00:22:20,637
KRISTI: Kick with your heel!
I'm trying to??.
512
00:22:21,180 --> 00:22:22,599
STEVE: Say Allahu Akbar.
513
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,601
What?
514
00:22:23,602 --> 00:22:26,063
STEVE: I don't know,
do your prayer shit.
515
00:22:26,064 --> 00:22:27,065
Allahu Akbar.
516
00:22:27,066 --> 00:22:28,067
Yeah, OK.
517
00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:29,069
Um...
518
00:22:29,070 --> 00:22:31,324
(PANTING)
519
00:22:31,325 --> 00:22:32,828
Allahu Akbar!
520
00:22:33,412 --> 00:22:34,623
Allahu Akbar!
521
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:35,875
KRISTI: Akbar!
522
00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:37,086
Allahu Akbar!
523
00:22:37,588 --> 00:22:39,006
Allahu Akbar! STEVE: Yeah!
524
00:22:39,007 --> 00:22:40,968
Allahu Akbar!
RAMY: Allahu Akbar!
525
00:22:40,969 --> 00:22:42,472
Allahu Akbar!
526
00:22:43,808 --> 00:22:44,809
STEVE: Come on, man, get her up.
527
00:22:44,810 --> 00:22:46,020
RAMY: Yeah, I know.
Here, help me lift her up.
528
00:22:46,021 --> 00:22:47,022
Help me lift her, help me lift her.
529
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:48,859
OK, here we go.
Come on, come on.
530
00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:49,903
KRISTI: Mikaela.
RAMY: Come on, come on.
531
00:22:49,904 --> 00:22:50,905
Come on. All right.
532
00:22:50,906 --> 00:22:53,117
I don't care about any of
that stuff with Brandon, OK?
533
00:22:53,118 --> 00:22:54,996
Please just, like, wake up, OK?
534
00:22:54,997 --> 00:22:56,415
What are we gonna do?
535
00:22:56,416 --> 00:22:57,919
I'm just seeing if she's breathing.
536
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,131
Well, don't you have a procedure?
I thought you were a nurse.
537
00:23:00,132 --> 00:23:01,133
Um...
538
00:23:01,134 --> 00:23:03,179
Aide. Much less training.
539
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,016
No, she's breathing,
she's definitely breathing.
540
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,435
Mikaela. Mikaela.
541
00:23:06,436 --> 00:23:09,066
Mikaela.
RAMY: Huh? Mikaela? Huh, huh, huh?
542
00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:10,277
(MIKAELA MOANS)
RAMY: Come on, Mikaela.
543
00:23:10,278 --> 00:23:11,279
Hey. Mikaela.
544
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,281
RAMY: Oh, fuck.
545
00:23:12,282 --> 00:23:13,701
OK, Kristi. KRISTI: OK.
546
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:15,287
RAMY: I need you to get me
some seltzer water, right,
547
00:23:15,288 --> 00:23:17,499
something that we can give her
to just calm herself down.
548
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,212
And, uh, I know
where we can take her.
549
00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:28,229
RAMY: Yo, she's in the front seat.
550
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,858
AHMED: She's up front? OK.
551
00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,485
Thank you, man.
I got you, man.
552
00:23:31,486 --> 00:23:34,074
Well, I got everyone,
I'm a doctor, but you get it.
553
00:23:34,075 --> 00:23:36,245
RAMY: I got her, I got her.
OK, here we go.
554
00:23:36,246 --> 00:23:38,584
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
555
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:40,211
RAMY: All right,
this is my friend Ahmed.
556
00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:41,548
AHMED: Hi, Mikaela.
You're gonna be OK.
557
00:23:41,549 --> 00:23:42,550
Yeah?
558
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:44,471
AHMED: Yeah, I'm not letting you
go to jail, man.
559
00:23:44,722 --> 00:23:46,349
I told you Steve's the devil.
560
00:23:46,350 --> 00:23:48,394
Shoulda been dead four years ago.
561
00:23:48,395 --> 00:23:49,814
RAMY: OK, OK.
AHMED: Just unlatch it right there.
562
00:23:49,815 --> 00:23:50,983
RAMY: Here? OK.
563
00:23:50,984 --> 00:23:52,820
AHMED: There you go.
See? Here we go.
564
00:23:52,821 --> 00:23:54,323
Tell her little friend
to go through the front.
565
00:23:54,324 --> 00:23:56,828
RAMY: Okay, I will. Dude, thank you, man.
Just text me, let me know.
566
00:23:56,829 --> 00:23:58,624
AHMED: I got you, I will.
567
00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:00,252
(RAMY SIGHS) KRISTI: Thank you.
568
00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:12,861
RAMY: Dude.
569
00:24:16,076 --> 00:24:18,580
(CHUCKLES)
570
00:24:18,581 --> 00:24:20,126
Allahu Akbar.
571
00:24:21,504 --> 00:24:24,843
You know, you're normally a bitch,
572
00:24:24,844 --> 00:24:26,220
but you really manned up tonight.
573
00:24:26,221 --> 00:24:27,223
(RAMY SCOFFS)
574
00:24:27,808 --> 00:24:29,644
(SCOFFS)
575
00:24:29,645 --> 00:24:31,524
STEVE: We made out? What?
576
00:24:32,066 --> 00:24:34,111
She tasted like pi?a coladas.
577
00:24:34,112 --> 00:24:38,369
Yeah, I'm sure she did. She??
she fuckin' drank that whole thing.
578
00:24:38,370 --> 00:24:39,582
Come on, dude, let's go.
579
00:24:45,092 --> 00:24:47,890
(RAMY YAWNS)
580
00:24:53,108 --> 00:24:55,112
FAROUK: Where have you been?
581
00:24:57,325 --> 00:24:59,329
Hey, I w?I was just
hanging out with Steve.
582
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,295
FAROUK: Sit down,
I wanna to talk to you.
583
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:07,094
Uh, I?is everything OK?
I... why are you up so late?
584
00:25:07,721 --> 00:25:09,767
I want to tell you about my day.
Sit down.
585
00:25:12,188 --> 00:25:13,357
OK.
586
00:25:15,904 --> 00:25:20,539
I received a phone call today
from a guy I knew from the mosque.
587
00:25:21,289 --> 00:25:26,716
He tells me about his new job he has
as an investment banker,
588
00:25:26,717 --> 00:25:28,929
where he has to travel a lot,
589
00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:33,021
and, uh, that kind of put some
stress on his marriage.
590
00:25:34,525 --> 00:25:39,367
So, uh, Taheem comes home today
from the airport.
591
00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:42,915
He finds his wife crying,
and before he knows it,
592
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,837
she confesses everything to him.
593
00:25:45,964 --> 00:25:49,929
Apparently, while he is away,
594
00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:53,563
you have been seeing his wife Salma.
595
00:25:56,151 --> 00:25:57,153
Um...
596
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,162
Yeah, I?I, um...
597
00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:03,540
Look, I...
598
00:26:03,541 --> 00:26:06,588
It kind of happened really fast,
and I didn't know what I was doing??
599
00:26:06,589 --> 00:26:08,635
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
600
00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:14,395
How could you do this
to a married woman?
601
00:26:17,569 --> 00:26:18,571
(SIGHS)
602
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,432
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
603
00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:54,809
And finally, after months,
604
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:56,019
they sent me a tape back,
605
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:58,776
and it was my father,
cursing at me for leaving.
606
00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:06,624
(SIGHS)
607
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,625
(SPEAKING ARABIC)
608
00:27:48,166 --> 00:27:51,549
(DISTANT MOTORCYCLE ENGINE ROARS)
609
00:27:56,057 --> 00:27:58,061
Ya Allah, at least you're not gay.
610
00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:08,098
(SOMBER MUSIC)
611
00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:12,924
(MAN SPEAKING ARABIC ON CASSETTE)
612
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:50,688
(SHUTS OFF CASSETTE PLAYER)
613
00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:57,221
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
614
00:28:57,271 --> 00:29:01,821
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