All language subtitles for Ramy s01e02

(PHONE RINGS)

RAMY: One sec.

(STEVE WHISTLES, HUMS)

What's that sound?

I just thought
maybe it would help??

No.
Okay. (SIGHS)

(STEVE HUMMING, GRUNTING)
Yep. Ready for a wipe.

Okay.

And don't half?ass it.

I know when your heart's
not in it.

All right, I got you.

Okay, you good?

Mmm.

Come on. Yeah. (GRUNTS) Mmm.

All right,
now you're just having fun.

All right, I gotcha. Ready?

Yeah.

Two, one?all right.

STEVE: Don't drop me.

I won't, and you're heavier
than you look. All right.

Bro, you got to work out.

(SIGHS) All right, I'm gonna
wash up real quick and pray.

And then we'll go. Pray?

Dude, I have to take a shit.
You don't have to pray.

And you know
that we have a meeting.

(PEOPLE CHEERING) Ah, shit.

They're starting. Hmm.

Okay, all right, fuck it,
let's just go.

You good? Just go.

(OPENING THEME PLAYING)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Trust.
That's what it's all about.

I trusted you guys to make
a great fuckin' product,

and you trusted me
to sell the shit out of it!

(CHEERING)

Now, unfortunately, the fucking
public cannot be trusted,

which is why, super sucks to
say, but we are going under.

(CROWD GASPS)

Yeah.

It's over. It's?we did, so??

yeah, we have to
get out of here by six.

So let's all, uh, clean up.

But, more importantly...

let's have some fun.

All right, now I got cases
of beer in the break room.

I got jungle juice
in the fridge.

I want that shit finished off!
Team! Team! Team!

EMPLOYEES: Team... team...

RAMY: Team. (MAN COUGHS)

I don't know
what I'm gonna do now.

Oh, you don't know
what you're gonna do?

How about what I'm gonna do?

Without this job,
I don't have health care.

Yeah, I know, man, and, look,
I was saving up to move out,

all right, and now I can't.
So, I get it.

Someone's got to
do something, man.

And, and I don't know.
I mean, unless we got, like,

a severance package or something,
I'm?I'm pissed, dude.

Well, he's right there.
So why don't you go ask him?

I don't know.
He looks busy, man.

I'm sure he'll send an email
or something, or maybe??

Oh, my God. Move, move!
Dude, don't be aggressive.

Yo, fuck face!

We getting a severance package?

Ugh, dude, I wish. Uh, no,

but you do get to keep
your stock options.

Which are the?well,
so now that's??

but there's no stock
to really?so that's it.

It doesn't really help at all.

You know,
I never said it enough,

but I always appreciate
the diverse perspective

that you two brought
to this company.

Ramy, with your Mediterranean
flair and...

Steve, every day you reminded me

that things could be
so much worse.

Particularly a day like today.

I want you to know
it really helps me.

Thank you, guys.

Thanks, man...

Oh, Mom. Mom, what the fuck?
It's Saturday.

You don't have a job,

so it doesn't matter
what day it is.

(SIGHS) There's no ketchup.

Farouk! Ketchup!

Habibi, I know you're upset,

but now it's time
to take control.

I haven't lost control.
It?it's been a week.

Yeah, but a week is too long
for a man to be unemployed.

Ketchup. What is this mess?

Habibi, it's time
to call Uncle Naseem.

Mom, no. I'm not gonna
go work for him.

I don't care about diamonds
or selling watches or whatever.

I want to do something that I'm
actually passionate about.

Passion. (SPEAKING ARABIC)

Passion is a made up idea.
It's for white people.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

We, we have to work
and work hard.

RAMY: I do work hard.

Just give me some time,
I want something

that actually helps people,
you know?

Like, I just want to figure out
my calling.

There's no calling, Ramy.
This is the call.

We have to call Uncle Naseem.

I told you, if you
finish the pre?med classes,

you would be running
the brain surgery

at "Hackensnack" hospital.

It's Hackensack, Mom.

And why would I do that?
(STAMMERS)

MAYSA: Look, habibi,
you are so smart.

It's okay.
Working with family is good.

With family? Are you going
to work with Uncle Naseem?

RAMY: No,
Mom's just freaking out.

Good, 'cause he's
fucking disgusting.

He's your uncle.
Mom, he hates women.

He divorced Aunt Mediam 'cause
she wanted to go to grad school.

Also, he's, like,
fully anti?Semitic.

So is Mel Gibson.
He still makes beautiful movies.

FAROUK: Anti?Semitic?

How is that even possible,
Deena? We are Semitic.

Okay, you know what I mean.

I know Uncle Naseem's weird.

DENA: No, he's not just weird.

He's a misogynist,
and he's racist.

You, out of all people,
can't be entrenched

in all that toxic masculinity.

What does that even mean?

It means you're
gonna be just like him.

No I'm?Then good!

Okay? He's got a good business.
He succeeded.

You can learn from him. No.

Anyhow, he's coming
for dinner tonight with us.

Cool, good luck with that.

MAYSA: All of us.

No, I have plans.

These are your plans.

MO: Yeah, man, uh...

I've been thinking about this
a lot, and it's tough.

You're my best friend,
and I love you.

I just can't picture you
working here, okay?

I don't think you fit in with
the company culture. That's all.

Yeah, I didn't ask you
for a job.

I know, I'm just trying
to get ahead of it.

Good move, very professional.

MO: Thank you.
This isn't Facebook

or something. There isn't,
like, a company culture.

I could work here
if I wanted to.

I can't believe you.
You don't even have a job,

and you're shitting
all over my business.

I built this from scratch.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)

MO: Habib?habibti,
don't worry about it.

Just put in another order, okay?

That's the kind
of company culture

I'm talking about.

Who is that girl?

She's a refuge, bro.

Did she come from, like,
one of those

refugee employment programs?

(SIGHS) No, I actually met her
on Instagram.

She was tagged
on my Explore page.

And I'm always trying
to figure out how to help,

what should I do,
what organization to give to,

and then I was just like,
"You know what?

I'm sick of being a bystander,"
so I sent her a D.M.

Yeah, what do you think it was
about her exactly

that made you want to get
involved all of a sudden??

I don't like your sarcasm.

I was able to help her
because I have money,

'cause I have a fucking job!

He does have a job.

Dude, everyone's freaking out
about me getting a job.

It's like my mom wants me to go
work for my Uncle Naseem.

And, and freaking out??
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

You're talking about
your Uncle Naseem

in the diamond district? Yeah.

That's a real job that's
on the table?

I don't know, maybe.

What do you mean maybe?
MO: "I don't know, maybe"?

What the hell are you thinking
about? It's a fat check.

No, it's not. I'm gonna be,
like, a runner.

I'm just gonna be doing
some bitch work, it's not??

So what?
Be a bitch for a little while.

It's okay.
AHMED: Yeah, it's fine.

MO: At least you'll get
your life together.

You're so obsessed with money.

I wanna do something
that I actually care about.

I don't wanna just
sell stuff to people.

Bro, I love you, but, I mean,
do you have money?

I mean, I see you spending it.

Where the hell
is it coming from?

AHMED: You're not taking care
of yourself.

I don't even know if you're
brushing your teeth.

And I saw lint the other day,
multiple lint.

Multiple lint?

Yes, lotta lint.

By the way, your Uncle Naseem
reminds me of home, man.

You need that type of energy.

It's time for you to man
the fuck up.

You got to man up, man.

Stop smudging my tables.

It's the crayons. I'm sorry.

Bro, I don't mean...

(NASEEM SPITS)

(GAGS, SPITS)

It's good to see you, amo.
How've ya' been?

I'm fucking surrounded
by Jews every day.

Okay.

Honestly,
it's great for business.

I'm the only store
in the diamond district

selling on Saturdays. (LAUGHS)

Yeah... yeah.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)

Ah, Dena.

Going to the beach?

Figured since I no longer
had any plans tonight,

I didn't have to dress up.

NASEEM: Hmm. Yeah.

(MAYSA SPEAKING ARABIC)

Ah, my sister!

(NASEEM AND MAYSA SIGHING)

Name one Jew who died on 9/11.

Go on, I'll wait.

I haven't really memorized
the names of the victims.

None of them went
to work that day.

Now, they're all
doing Bit?to?coin.

That's, that's good to know.
I had no idea, so...

Did you, uh, see the game?
The other night? With Mo Salah?

We were watching that goal??

Egyptians are
too obsessed with Mo Salah.

They make him
into this big hero.

What he do? He kick a ball.
He not win a war.

Let me tell you.

Don't trust anyone in business
with the British.

The British will ruin Arabs.

Yes. They killed Princess Diana.
Allah Yerhamha.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

Do you know what they did
to that beautiful princess?

Uh, I think she was in
a car accident, right?

It wasn't an accident.
I mean it was, but it wasn't.

She fell in love
with an Egyptian.

That is not an accident.

Then the queen murdered
them both, huh.

Yeah.
She'd rather kill a princess

than see her be with an Arab.

We know what happened, you know.

It was on liveleaks.com.

She was going to speak on behalf
of the Palestinians,

and the next minute, boom.
She's gone.

NASEEM: (SLURPING) MAYSA: Ah!

Farouk! (SPITS)

Ahlan!

You work so late.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

FAROUK:
It's good to see you, man.

Please, have a seat.
Sit down, please.

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

(CONTINUES SPEAKING IN ARABIC)

Dena!

Bring a cup for your father
for the tea, huh?

And put some pants on!
(SPEAKING ARABIC)

I'm good, Hamdullah.
Just a long day at work.

Must be hard not owning
your own business, hm?

Having to answer to another man.

Your boss snaps his finger...
(SNAPS FINGER) and you go.

He calls you, he say,
"leave your family, come to me".

And you have to...

because it's the only way
you can feed your wife.

(CHUCKLES)

I don't know how
you're able to take it.

You even made my favorite.

So what's up with your store?

Dad, stop. MAYSA: Yeah.

Tell us about the business.

Eh, the diamonds are the same,
but the people have changed.

Just the other day,

my delivery boy
ask me for a discount.

I say, "sure, of course."

Then he ask me to engrave
his partner's name, David.

Can you believe that?

I told him,

"David, killed Goliath.
He didn't fuck him."

(SLURPS) Here we go.

"You're paying full price."

Wait, so you made him pay full price
because he's gay?

I should've charged him more.
Yeah, that's illegal.

The way the government now
is focusing on them is wasteful.

There's only 3.6% of them.

Yeah, they're a minority.
Just like us.

Dena...

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

You know, Farouk,
you have to worry.

Who's gonna marry a woman
with such bad manners?

She's gonna be
on your hands forever.

(SIGHS)

You're right.

Uncle Naseem, I should apologize

for how I've been acting.
It's, um, it's just that I'm...

I'm on my period, so...
MAYSA: (SPEAKING ARABIC)

Ahh. Ah, that's what it is.

You know, I was thinking

there is something wrong
with her!

You know, the attitude,
the clothes.

I wish you told me earlier,
habibti.

Yeah, it's her period.

Yeah, I just??
I felt really embarrassed.

Habibti, look. There's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

Your brain is not working,

because of the period.

You know, it's very natural.

What you need to do
is go outside and take a walk.

The fresh air
will help you recover.

If they stay in the house
with the hormones

they turn on us, you know.

It's good for them
to see nature.

If you stayed in pre?med school
you would have learned this.

You know?

Yeah, I don't think that's how
the science works??

Uncle Naseem,
that's a really good idea.

Um, I'm gonna go out
for a few hours. Okay, Mom?

Dena!

Maysa, let it be, huh?
Habibti, remember.

Don't pray, hm?

You're bleeding from the period.
It won't count.

And don't touch a Quran.

Thank you so much
for reminding me

'cause I was just gonna
touch one, but I'm not going to.

I'm gonna wait.
(FAMILY SPEAKS IN ARABIC)

Yeah, thanks.

Go air out the period.
(SPEAKING ARABIC)

DENA: 'Kay. Before nine!

(SPEAKING ARABIC) DENA: 'Kay.

FAROUK: So!

Business is good.

Probably growing.

Have too much on your hands...

and need someone close
to help you with it.

No, he doesn't.
Dad, don't do this.

Oh, "Ramroom" got fired
from his little fancy job, huh?

I didn't get fired,
we went under, so...

Under, huh? (CHUCKLES)

I'm looking for other jobs,
and there's a lot of companies

coming from the west coast,
and...

Also, Steve and I are even talking
about starting our own app.

What you need is something real,
huh? Something from the earth!

It is real, Amo Naseem,
because I??.

NASEEM: Habibi, listen.
Habibi, listen. It's not your fault.

I always tell your parents.

They love you
too much, you know?

Remember, Maysa?
I said it, you know?

Yeah.

They are not tough with you,
but the world is tough with you.

And here we are. You know?
It's nice to have a dream.

Of course, you know?

And to feel that you have
to follow it, but now...

it is time for you
to be a real man, huh?

You come and work
for your Uncle Naseem.

MAYSA: I'll get the desert.
Yeah.

Your mother tell you
that I was Mr. Egypt runner?up?

No, she didn't tell me.

Ramy, why don't you take
your uncle to the train station?

I think it would be nice
for you both

to spend some time together.

(CHUCKLES)

(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYS)

NASEEM: (SPEAKING ARABIC)

People in this country,

they look at the Muslim women
with pity.

They say, "Sorry they make you
wear that scarf."

But I say, "I'm sorry you're
made to wear nothing."

Look at this.

This look like fun?
This look like fun to you?

(SPEAKING ARABIC)

Your mother had doubts
about your father

before they were married.

I told her,
"All the little problems, Maysa,

become big ones."

Look what happened now.

Your father left you
no guidance to be a man.

And now, you have no job,
no woman.

You drive your mother's car.

You're like the kids in Egypt.

They throw down the government,

big revolution, huh?

Then what? No plan.

So, I step in. Come work
for Uncle Naseem.

I teach you everything
you need to learn.

Finish the job
your father never did.

You know, at least my father
has a family that loves him.

What do you have, huh?

Why do you think
you're so alone?

You think it's
'cause of the Jews?

You don't know how they are.
I'm surrounded by them.

No, you're not, you're not!
You're just an asshole.

(COUPLE ARGUING)

MAN: Get in the fucking car!
WOMAN: Get off of me!

MAN: I'm not gonna fucking
tell you again!

WOMAN: I'm not listening to you!

NASEEM: Ramy, stop the car!

We got to go
to the train station??

Ramy! (SPEAKING ARABIC)

Pull over! Okay, okay!

All right, all right!
I'm doing it.

(DISTANT YELLING)

NASEEM: Hey! MAN: Or what?

WOMAN: Leave me alone!
Hey! Hey!

Don't hit her! Don't hit her!

MAN: Get the fuck
out of my face!

Huh?! What?!
MAN: Yeah, get back!

You wanna fight?!
MAN: Take a fuckin' shot!

Yeah! (WOMAN SCREAMING)

(NASEEM WHEEZING)

WOMAN: Just leave him alone!
(NASEEM COUGHING)

MAN: What's the problem,
sand nigger?

WOMAN: Leave him alone!
Get the fuck of me!

WOMAN: You think you're
such a fucking big shot.

NASEEM: Don't touch her.
WOMAN: Knock it off!

Fuck!

WOMAN:
You're fucking a loser. Cut it out!

Get back!

(RAMY GRUNTS) (WOMAN YELPS)

MAN: Who the fuck are you, huh?!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

MAN: Where ya gonna go, huh?!
Where you gonna?Aah!

You motherfucker!
Fuck you! Fuck you!

WOMAN: Just let him go!

Get the fuck off of my car.

WOMAN: What are you
fucking doing?!

MAN: Get down,
you fuckin' asshole!

Fuck you. Fuck you!
Let go of my fucking shoe!

Get the fuck off me!
NASEEM: Enough! Enough!

WOMAN: Oh, my God!

Okay, okay. (PANTING)
Jennifer, get in the car.

Are you fucking coming or what?!

(NASEEM COUGHS)

(ENGINE STARTS)

Yeah, fuck you!
You're a fuckin' bitch! Yeah!

Don't fuck with us, bitch!

(CAR DRIVES AWAY)

(COUGHS)

Why do you have a gun?

Diamonds, habibi...

We could've gotten killed.
That guy was crazy.

But did you feel that, Ramy?

Your heart beating against
your chest like a real man?

(SIGHS) I... I did, but...

it didn't even mean anything.

We didn't make a difference.
She still went home with him.

What matters is
we did the right thing.

Ramy, we protect women not
because we don't trust women.

We protect women because
we don't trust the men, hmm?

That guy was definitely a Jew.

How would you even know that?
That doesn't make any sense.

I saw the way he drove off,
you know?

Jews don't know how to drive.

Amo, I don't think
that's a stereotype.

It's, like, the wrong thing.

The driving thing?that's
Asians, not that I believe it.

(STAMMERS)
It's true. Asians and Jews.

(RAMY SIGHS)

Call me, habibi.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(FEMALE VOCALIST
SINGING IN ARABIC)

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

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