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- [combat yelling]

And that is how the First Knight of Astoria

defeated the evil shadow army,

ensuring peace among the five kingdoms.

- Yeah! - [cheering]

- For Astoria! - For Astoria!

- I've never said this before, but...can you teach us more?

- Yeah, can you tell us about the first king of Astoria?

- Uh, yeah, we don't talk about Boomer.

- For Boomer!

- I just said we don't talk about him.

Now, according to legend, everyone in Astoria

is descended from... the Great Dragon.

That's what makes us all dragonbloods.

- Oh, why can't non-dragonbloods train at Knight School?

I'm asking for a friend,

because I'm totally from Astoria.

- Dragonbloods carry the fire of the dragon in their blood,

therefore, we make the best knights.

- But doesn't that also make us sweatier?

- Yes, yes, it does, that's why I cram... [grunting]

...towels in my pits.

- [sweat dripping]

- Class dismissed.

- Wish he would've dismissed us before he did that.

- Okay, Sage, today is the big day.

- We finally get to shrink Phoenix Squad

and put them down an ant hole?

- That's Thursday. - Oh.

- Today you're supposed to get your horse driver's license!

- I am? - Yeah!

I signed you up right after your birthday.

Once you get your license,

we'll finally have total freedom.

Your horse can take us to the mall, or concerts,

or the drive-through horse-wash!

- Hmm, that does sound fun.

- So, what are you waiting for? - Nothing.

I am gonna walk down there and take my test right now.

- Why walk, when you can gallop like a horse?

Moo! [giggles] - That's not--that's not--

Never mind.

- Hey, man, don't worry about what Sir Gareth said,

you may not be a dragonblood,

but you're still gonna be a great knight.

- Oh, I'm not worried, I'm proud of being from Seagate.

- You are?

I mean...yeah, you should be!

Seagate has lots of great qualities,

like...and such as... Prudie! You've been there!

- Oh, well, the public restrooms have signs

reminding you to wash your hands.

It's very helpful.

- That cut the incidence of pinkeye down by 75%.

Seagate's history is just as cool as Astoria's.

Well, except for the curse.

- What curse? - Oh, we were founded by thieves

who stole the mermaids' treasure,

so those mermaids put a curse on Seagate.

Once a year we get fish-like qualities

off and on for a day. - Really?

- Well, that explains why you make fish lips

when you take selfies.

- Oh, that's not the curse, that's my model pose.

- [camera shutter click]

- So, you're gonna turn part fish?

Okay, I so need to see that.

- No way. People will know I'm not a dragonblood

if they see me with gills.

- [gasps] If that happens, can we call you Gilly?

- No. - Gilbert.

- No. - Gilligan?

- I'll allow it.

Luckily, Mermaid Curse Day

isn't until the 43rd of Sharktober.

- Arc, the Astorian calendar doesn't have Sharktober.

- You have Crabuary, though, right?

- No. - Wait, if my math is right,

the curse is today.

- Well, don't worry, your math is never right.

- [magic tinkling] - [yelps]

- Whoa.

- Just get me out of here before somebody sees my tail!

- Come on, guys, let's try to pick him up.

- Whoa!

Sorry, bro, you're just... super slimy.

- ♪

♪ Oh, na-na, na-na, hey, hey, hey ♪

- How's that, Arc? Are you comfortable?

- I am fin-tastic.

- Are bad fish jokes a part of the curse?

- Sadly, yes.

By the way, you're gonna see me go through

a lot of weird fish stuff today.

- More than just the stinky fishtail?

Sorry, no, it's adorable.

- No, my cousin once turned into an oyster.

On the bright side, he kept pooping out pearls.

I'm gonna need you guys to cover for me

while I hide in here all day.

- Oh, this is so cool.

It's the first time Prudie and I are helping protect your secret.

- You're right! This is a special moment.

We need to take a picture. - No!

- [camera shutter click]

- Oh, wait, like you guys

are yelling "No" in this picture.

Guess we gotta do it again.

- I know you guys are new at this,

but the first rule of keeping secrets

is don't take pictures of those secrets.

- Yeah, we wake up every day wondering how to keep people

from finding out the truth about us.

- Relax! We'll delete it.

No one is going to see Arc like this.

- SIR GARETH: Phoenix Squad, I'm coming down.

- Is that Sir Gareth?! - Hide me!

- Hey, Sir Gareth, what brings you by?

And more importantly, when are you leaving?

- Right after I figure out what you're hiding.

- ♪

- ARC: Wanna know a secret? - CIARA: I'm a princess,

whose father won't let her become a knight.

Please let me go to Knight School, Daddy, please, please!

So I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes!

- ARC: And I'm Arc,

a charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight.

- CIARA: But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed

at Knight School.

- ARC: So I'm pretending I belong here.

- CIARA: Now, we protect each other's secrets.

- ARC: So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

- ♪ We are the Knight Squad, hey! ♪

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, eh ♪

- I'm doing surprise inspections of all the Squad rooms.

What's behind you?

- Nothing.

- Are you...sure?

- Yeah. Just hanging out

shoulder to shoulder like friends do.

- Well, in that case I guess I'll just be leaving

to go finish filling out your report cards.

Oh, Ciara, you got an F.

- That F better stand for Fabulous,

because I do not fail.

- Oh, you just did. A-ha!

Illegal hot tub.

- Yeap, you caught us.

After a hard day of training

I like a little bit of bubble time.

- Just to be clear, I still have an A, right?

- Hot tubs are on the top of my list of banned items,

right after man-buns.

- Okay, I tried something once, it was clearly a mistake,

can you stop bringing it up?

- Out. Out you go. - No, wait!

I have legs.

- He--he's only saying that because we were playing a game

called "Truth or legs."

- And he always picks legs.

- [water splashing]

- For breaking the hot tub rule,

you all must report to the training yard

for your punishment.

Oh, but first, Prudie,

will you carry the evidence to my house?

- Your house?

- There's no rule against me having a hot tub.

- ♪

- There she is! My bestie passed her test!

Clap for her, people!

- [applause]

- Thanks, Buddy But.

- So, where should we ride your horse to first?

- Well, I was thinking the movies.

Or ice cream.

Or...um...ah...

I didn't get my license, okay? Get off my back!

- Oh, no, you failed the test?

- [sighs] I didn't even take the test.

- Why not? We've been looking forward to this day forever.

- You have.

I've secretly been dreading it because I'm...ah...

[whispers] I'm afraid of horses. - What?

- [whispers] I'm afraid of horses.

- You're afraid of horses?! - Shh!

I tried to ride one when I was a kid, but I...

It did not go well.

- ♪

- Cinnamon? What kind of stupid name is that for a horse?

- [horse grunts]

- Giddy-up, dummy.

- [horse neighs] - YOUNG SAGE: [screams]

- [crash]

- You win, Cinnamon.

- ♪

- After that, I vowed to never get on a horse again.

- Then how are we going to do all the fun stuff

we've always talked about?

Ooh, maybe you can ride a zebra. - Hmm, one bit me.

- What about a moose? - One kicked me.

- What about a unicorn? - One kicked me, then bit me.

Just face it, I'm never gonna get my license.

- Yes, you are.

Because I'm gonna help you get back on that horse!

Clap for me now, people!

- [applause]

- ♪ Ah-ah, oh-oh

- Move faster, Arc.

You missed a leaf, Ciara.

You call that weeding, Prudie?

And Warwick.

I don't even know what you're doing.

- Yeah, I was just trying to look busy, I...

- I hope you learned from this punishment.

If you think I liked taking away your hot tub, well...

well, you're right, it's life-changing.

- Phew, that was close.

Luckily I didn't do any weird fish stuff while he was here.

[chuckles] Although I do feel a blowhole forming

at the top of my head.

- Huh? I do not wanna see that.

- I really wanna see that! - Me too.

We promise not to take a picture of it.

- Oh, that reminds me,

you guys deleted the other picture, right?

- Warwick deleted it. - I thought you deleted it.

- Wait, if you didn't delete it and I didn't delete it,

then who deleted it?!

- Stop saying "Delete it" and delete it.

- Oh, here it is.

Aww, guys, look at us.

We were so much younger then.

- It was a simpler time. - That was two hours ago.

- A-ha! Caught you goofing off.

- But only for a second. Can I get my magic mirror back?

- You'll get it back when you graduate.

And if your report card is anything like Ciara's,

that'll never happen.

- Wait. You keep saying that,

but I still have an A, right? Right?!

- Get back to work.

- When Sir Gareth looks at that picture,

I'm gonna get kicked out of Knight School.

I'm so angry at you guys, I'm about to blow!

- [water blowing]

- Oh, look, I did.

- ♪ Eh-eh-eh

- ♪ Na-na-na-na, na

- Because of you, Sir Gareth has Prudie's mirror

and he's gonna see a picture of me as a fish.

How could you be this irresponsible?!

- We are so disappointed in you for being careless.

And for making us talk to you like parents.

- I could get kicked out of Knight School.

- I know, we're sorry. - We're more than sorry, just...

just please don't shoot your blowhole at us again.

- "We're sorry" is not gonna help.

We thought we could trust you, but clearly you're not ready

to protect our secrets.

- Well, we wanna make this right.

Tell us what we can do.

- You've done enough.

Ciara and I are gonna sneak into Sir Gareth's house

and get that mirror back all by ourselves.

[dolphin noises]

Now you've got me cursing in dolphin.

- ♪

- Trust me, Sage, this horse-riding coach

is going to help you love horses like you love me.

- Oh, I'm not the one with the problem.

Someone needs to teach those horses

to not be such jerks.

- This trainer is the best in the kingdom.

I pulled some strings and managed to get you

an appointment. [giggles]

- [horse neighing] - Ugh.

- Here he comes now.

- FIZZ: Yee-haw!

- [tires screeching]

- [laughs] So Fizz is the trainer.

- Trust me, he's a horse expert.

- Eat up, girl.

- He's feeding a carrot to his bike, I'm out.

- But what about all the things we have planned?!

I even got us an air freshener.

[giggles] It's new horse scent.

- Yeap, smells like horse, just not a new one.

- Well, the only way you'll get your license

is if you train with Fizz.

- And don't worry,

I can teach you without putting you on a horse.

- That sounds great to me,

but how do you teach horseback riding without a horse?

- The horses in front of you are kicking up leaves!

- Look out for the branch!

- Watch out for that beehive! - I hate bees!

- Keep running! - Make it stop!

- Oh, we're just getting started.

- [yelling]

- ♪

- You picked that lock in seven seconds.

- I know, I'm off my game.

- Wow, I can't believe we're in Sir Gareth's house.

You know, I'm gonna say, I was expecting more cats.

- Okay, Sir Gareth is at the gym,

let's find that mirror quick.

- [gasps] Found it! - The magic mirror?!

- No, Sir Gareth's grade book.

Oh, see, I knew he was lying, I have A's for days.

- We wouldn't even be in this mess

if Prudie and Warwick had just deleted that photo.

[bubbles gurgling]

- There are bubbles coming out of your mouth.

- Yeah, that's what fish do when they're angry.

Also when they're happy, but I'm angry.

- SIR GARETH: Mom, I always have time to talk.

- Sir Gareth's home early? Why is he home early?!

- MOM: Baby, I thought you were gonna work out

with your friends.

- Yes, I left the gym early. - MOM: How come, sweetie?

- Well, you don't have to do much when you have...

pythons like these.

- MOM: So what's the muscle man gonna do now?

- I think I'm just gonna stay home for the rest of the night.

- [whispering] We're stuck here.

- [bubbles gurgling]

- [whispering] Where are those bubbles coming from?

- [whispering] Don't ask.

- ♪ Oh, eh, eh

- ♪ Eh-eh, eh

- Yeah, Mom, I'm doing super good.

In fact, my students love me so much

they...they bought me a hot tub.

- Oh, my baby's got a hot tub.

- We're gonna get caught,

it's all Prudie and Warwick's fault.

- Yeah, I know, those kids have no respect for us.

Oh, man, we're talking like parents again.

- Mom, you know I'd love to talk with you all night,

but I'm getting a call on my second mirror.

- Hot tubs, mirrors-- look at you, Sir Big Time!

- [chuckles] I love you, Momma. - MOM: Love you, baby.

- Okay, gotta go. [smooch] - Okay, bye-bye.

- CIARA: There's Prudie's mirror.

- Okay, this is our chance to grab it.

- [grunting]

- Oh, sorry, guys. I told Prudie

to push me through the window, not throw me like a frisbee!

- You're talking to a giant, you say "Push," I push.

- What are you doing here?

- This is on us, so we wanted to come and fix it.

- We're going to swap my mirror with a duplicate one.

It's my grandma's. She doesn't know how to use it.

- Great, let's switch it and get out of here.

- [metallic clanking]

- Do you think he heard that?

- SIR GARETH: Is someone out there?

- Oh, he heard it. - The closet, go, go, go!

- [yelling]

Oh, someone knocked over my decorative spears.

Show yourself, intruder.

- Everyone be quiet, or we'll get caught.

- [magic tinkling]

- [whispering] It's like my body knows.

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, hey, oh, hey!

- Ugh, do I have to wear this?

- No, but since you're not paying me,

I need to have some fun.

- Okay, Sage, you trained hard.

Now, hop on that horse and...and...

I actually don't know what happens in the test.

My parents won't let me get my license

after I took our donkey out for a joy ride.

- Oh, look, there's the examiner.

- Hi, I'm here for my horse driving exam.

- Nice outfit, is the rodeo in town?

- Hmm, are you going to test me or insult me?

- Oh, I think I can do both.

Here's the horse you'll be riding.

Name's Cinnamon.

- Hmm. Wait, Cinnamon?

- [Western music]

♪

- [horse neighs]

- Buttercup, it's the same horse, I can't do this.

- Sage, wait. - I'm not getting on that horse.

- Well, I'm not going to let you quit.

You're the bravest person I know.

You never back down from a challenge, right?

- I...I guess that's true.

- Then get on that horse and show it

you're not horsing around!

- Okay, okay, Buttercup, I can do this.

- Trust your training, Sage.

[yells] - [grunts]

- You're ready.

- Listen up, Cinnamon. I'm in charge now.

Yeah, last time we met, you threw me, but not this time.

No, 'cause I've had a half day of training from a ten-year-old.

[grunts]

Buttercup, Buttercup, I'm doing it!

Ha! I'm gonna pass this test. I own this horse.

Giddy-up, dummy.

- [horse neighs] - SAGE: [screaming]

[coughing]

- In case it wasn't obvious, you failed.

- Sage! Are you okay?

- I am not okay. I am great!

- What--what do you mean? You didn't pass the test.

- [laughs] No, but I did something much better,

I got back on that horse!

- Aww, you did!

And then you got off of it really quick.

- I'm sorry, Buttercup.

I know how much you really wanted me to get my license.

- That doesn't matter to me.

I'm just proud of you for not quitting.

- It's been a pleasure, ladies.

My work here is done.

Let's ride.

- [slow Western music]

♪

- Where's that music coming from?

- I think it's coming from my outfit.

- Intruder...it's me.

Another intruder.

Come out and...and we can intrude together.

- It's only a matter of time

before Sir Gareth checks his closet.

- Looks like this fish is getting kicked out of school.

It's not me, guys, it's the curse.

- All this happened because we were careless

with your secret.

We're so sorry.

- Yeah, we got you into this mess, we're gonna get you out.

- Luckily, I just came up with a plan.

- Are you gonna say the plan with the helmet on

or is the helmet part of the plan?

Either way, I'm not feeling good.

- Just watch.

Aah! I'm the intruder!

- Stop! My mom bought me that helmet!

- ♪

- Okay, I got the magic mirror. - I got the magic fish boy.

Let's put this slime to use. - Let's go.

- ♪

- [grunts]

- ARC: [grunts]

- [magic tinkling]

- Ow, my knees! Hey, I have knees!

- [growling]

Keep running! [grunts]

I can do this all day.

I go to the gym.

[grunts]

- We have to help him. - How?

- [gasps] With the Prudie quake!

- [growling]

- [rumbling] - [items rattling]

- [screams] I'm getting out of this thing and--oh.

Well, that's nice, I'm...

I'm never getting out of this thing.

- We're safe.

You two really stepped up.

- Yeah, I guess you guys are ready to protect our secrets.

- Yeah, from now on, you can count on us.

- Thanks, guys. I'm so happy I could blow.

- [water blowing]

- Okay, where does the water come from?

- Nobody knows.

- ♪ Hey! Hey

- ♪

♪ Hey!

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♪ Hey!

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♪ Hey!

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