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- Previously on
"Legends of Tomorrow"...

- Is this your new girlfriend?

- Um, yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- You and I dating would
be totally weird.

- Totally weird.

- Wow, that's beautiful.

- Step away from the creature,
miss.

- You murdered him!

- Hank is running
some secret project.

He's not just taking
the fugitives.

He's testing on them.

- I don't need you anymore.

- I don't need you anymore,
either.

- What did you do?

- I'm sorry.

- Maybe I shouldn't intrude.

- Nate needs all of our
support right now.

- Well, what am I supposed
to say to him?

"Sorry the woman I've been
exchanging love letters with

in prison killed your dad"?

They ought to put that
on a condolence card.

- Look, we are going inside
and we are going to strive

with grace to help our friend
cope with his loss.

- Damn it.

- Here, let me help.

- Hey, uh, thanks for
sticking around this past week.

- What are pretend
girlfriends for?

- My mom's gonna be so crushed
when I tell her we broke up.

- Then don't.

I--I mean,
she's going through a lot.

We can pretend break up
any time we want.

We should, um--we should
probably get out there.

You ready for this?

- Oh, Nathaniel.

I need you to make
a toast later.

Tell everyone what
an amazing man your father was.

- Yeah, Mom, I don't think
that's a great idea.

- What?
Of course it is.

And Zari, I am so glad
that you're here

for Nathaniel
to lean on right now.

- Yeah, um, you know me.

I'm--I'm his rock.

- I can't.
I--I can't face him.

- Wait--wait.

- I hope you're not
stress-eating, squire.

- I don't know what else to do.

I can't believe this
is happening.

You feel the energy
in this room?

It's like sitting on
a keg of dynamite.

You see, wakes are
notorious soft spots

where the supernatural
meets the living world.

See Nate's aunt?

That particular prayer
is to ward off evil spirits

and they've covered the mirrors,
so the bad lads can't get in.

- Well, that's creepy.

- Yeah, well,
creepy is my business.

And it looks like
business is good.

both: Oh!

- Nate, Nate, I'm--I'm sorry.
I'm--I'm so sorry.

- No, it's--it's okay, Ray.

- No, no, no, it's not.

I keep giving Nora
second chances and

she goes and does this.

- Look, you thought
Nora could change

and I never thought my dad would
be torturing magical creatures,

so I guess--I guess
we're both wrong.

Can't believe you're
the one comforting me.

- Oh, come on.
I love you, bro.

That's never gonna change.

- Love you, too.

Oh, no.
Don't, no-no-no, don't.

Don't, don't, don't do it, Ray.

Don't--
you're gonna do it.

You're gonna do it.

Nora?

How--how are you doing that?

- It's a reflection spell.

I can't hold it much longer.

- Well, good, because there's
nothing you could

possibly say that would
make any difference.

This time there will be
no more second chances.

- Ray!
I didn't kill Nate's dad.

- Oh, thank God,
you're innocent.

Tell me where you are.

I need to talk
to you in person.

- Now, who wants
a nice, juicy steak?

- Charlie, uh, you know that
I'm a vegetarian.

- No, no, no, you used
to be a vegetarian

when you were
a normal, boring human.

But now you are--
- A monster?

- Exactly.
I mean, how cool is that?

- Wait, are you trying to get
me to shift into Wolfie?

- Of course I am.

You've been moping
about the ship,

thinking about your lost love.

But I think that he would
really want you to just

embrace your wild side.

- Konane liked me as Mona.

- Whoa.

The words on your shirt.

- These are the names
of my favorite

Jane Austen characters.

- It appears that you're
experiencing

the impact of
a magical fugitive.

both: Oh.

- This better be good, Mona.

- A fugitive got
to Jane Austen.

She never wrote
"Sense and Sensibility."

And "Pride and Prejudice"
disappeared, too.

- Whatever it is,
it's gonna have to wait.

- Did someone say
history's in trouble?

Legends assemble!

- Okay, I really need to get
out of here, too.

- Hey, what's up?

- Nothing.

Uh, there's a fugitive alert,
but it can wait.

- No, you should go.

It's hard enough I have
to play pretend.

You guys shouldn't.

- Okay.

- Bye, Nate.
- Bye, Zari.

- Gideon traced a new Fugitive
to a wedding

Jane Austen attended
in Bath, England, 1802.

- I already had Gideon
chart a course.

Can I come on the mission?

Please?

- Sure.

- Yeah, and as much as I love
a good wedding sneak,

I'm gonna QB from, um--
from my bedroom.

- Is he acting weirder
than normal?

both: Yeah.

- Speaking of weird...

- I think my sense of smell
has improved because of Wolfie.

And you smell exactly like...
Nate.

- No, I don't.

- It's definitely Nate.

Nate and something else.

Arousal?

- No, I don't--
I don't like Nate.

That would be wrong and--
- He likes you.

He confessed it when he
swallowed the truth bug.

- We're so not passing
the Bechdel Test right now.

- It's okay to talk
about guys sometimes.

- Come on.

I bet it's been months
since you got laid.

Now, why don't you just
go smash Nate?

- Or better yet,
you should go

smash somebody else because
if you're still thinking

about Nate then you know
you're really into him.

- Why don't you talk to Nate?
Tell him how you feel.

- Oh, boo.
- That is a terrible idea.

- Okay, I'm going.
Bye.

- This is like a Jane Austen
novel come to life.

Oh, my bonnet!

- Look out!

Whoa!

- Whoa.
- Oh.

- Forgive me, miss.
Are you hurt?

- Only my pride.

- Injured pride
is a small thing...

if it allowed us to meet.

- What's the holdup there?

Come, come, I say.
- Duty calls.

- Apologies, Lord Remington.

We'll be on our way shortly.

- Here.

Not a word.

- Was that a curtsey?

"Only my pride."

- Okay, let's go.
Shut up.

- A damsel.

If you don't jump that
buff coachman's bones, I will.

- We are at this wedding
to catch a magical creature.

- If that's the groom,
then I'm glad I'm not the bride.

- A man's charms
are equal to his fortunes.

And Mr. Dockerty's fortunes
are prodigious.

Jane.

Don't be rude.

- That's Jane Austen.

- I cannot marry you,
Mr. Dockerty.

My heart yearns for another.

Our family's scullery maid.

Ellen, are you here?

- I'm here.

I love you, too!

- Scandal!

- Oh, dear Lord.

- Oh.

- I give not one fig,
Miss Sinclair,

for my heart and
my lower extremities yearn

for your mother.

- Get over here, gorgeous.

- Come to me, my love.
- Ooh!

- This is what I call
a wedding.

- Coast is clear.

- I really don't want you to get
in trouble with your friends.

- Oh, it's no trouble.

It looks like everyone else
is still on mission.

- Okay.

- Uh, so, who did kill Hank?

- The demon.
- Okay, good.

I--obviously, I mean--
obviously, it's bad.

If it's a demon, that means that

John will be able to find
proof and

you just need to lay low
until he comes back.

- You really don't mind
me staying here?

- Yeah, no, it'd be nice
if you stayed here.

- Oy, Rayge.
Where are you?

I've got an update
on the mission...

- "Rayge"?
- It's a long story.

- ...need to do some research...
- What's--oh--oh--

What--

What are you hiding in there?

- Hmm? What?
Nothing.

- Ah, buffing the old bishop,
was we?

It's all right, mate.

No judgment here, all right?

Come on.
- Oh, yeah.

- So, the bride
and the scullery maid,

that was...
- Insane?

- Romantic.
- I was gonna say hot.

- Regardless, that definitely
did not happen

in actual history.

- Ray, Charlie, what you got?

- This wedding was
the second of a series

of lust outbreaks in 1802.

- Yeah,
the sexual revolution came

a couple hundred years
too early.

- Why would it make
Jane Austen stop writing?

We need more info.

- Well, Jane Austen
was known for being

a keen social observer,
so if anyone would have noticed

a new magical arrival in town,
it would be her.

- Okay, let's go interview Jane.

- Oh, wait,
hang on a tick.

People with the real dirt,
always the servants.

- Like a handsome
coachman perhaps, hmm?

- Fine, I'll go
ask him some questions.

But that's it.
- You go get it, girl.

- Okay.

- Sister, dear,
this is Miss Lance and Miss Wu.

They're new in town.

Try not to scare them away.

- I shall do my best, Cassandra.

- We are so sorry to interrupt
your writing, Miss Austen.

- This?
Just a letter.

Uh, shall we take a turn around
the room while we converse?

- We'd be delighted to.

It's a Regency thing.
Go with it.

- So, the bride, Miss Sinclair,

her behavior must have been
quite a shock.

- Ever since Lord Remington
arrived a week ago,

the entire town has been
acting most imprudently.

But Miss Sinclair's situation
is truly horrendous.

- Oh, I'd think you of all
people

would celebrate
the triumph of romance.

- What's to celebrate?

Miss Sinclair will be
cut off from her fortune

and the two women
will have nothing to live on.

- But it's because of you--
I--I mean--

I have come to believe that

love will find a way
to overcome any obstacle.

- Then you're either
lying or you're a fool.

Tell me, has love worked out
so well for you?

- No, but--
- Then you are a fool.

For you shouldn't have
to learn a lesson twice.

- Let's go find Lord Remington.

We should be going.

- Hello?

This is stupid.

What a pleasure
to see you again.

- Hey, man.

- What's up, pretty?

- This whole toasting is
eating me up on the inside.

My--my dad was such a dick.

He lied about everything and now

he's turning me
into a liar, too.

- Listen, your old man's gone.

Whatever you say out there,
that's for you.

- You know what, Mick?

I think you're onto something.

- Nathaniel!

Hey, where's Nate?

Well, we need to find him
because Hank's spirit

is still here.

- Hey, cheer up.

I mean,
what does Jane Austen know?

- How to be witty and wise
and mix satire with romance.

- I bet you these girls know
where Lord Remington is.

- They do look like fan girls.

- Okay, you know the era.
You take the lead.

- He's simply the handsomest
man I've ever laid eyes on.

I know what you mean.

Lord Remington is such
a fine specimen.

- I can't say I share
your sentiment.

- His coachman, though,
what he lacks in means,

he makes up for in magnetism.

I concur.

- His arrival has sent
many hearts aflutter.

- Coachman,

as in the guy
we pushed Zari to hook up with!

- Zari's gonna smash
the fugitive!

both: Oh...

- Sorry.
This is moving really fast.

- I agree.
- You do?

- What's your name?

Uh, my name is Zari.
What's your name?

You know what?
Don't--don't answer that.

You don't kiss like
any man I've ever known.

What are you?

- I am Kamadeva,

the Hindu god of love.

- Awesome.

- Oh!
- We're too late!

- Zari!

We think you might
be dealing with--

- The fugitive?

Yeah, I know.

This is Kamadeva.

- As in the namesake
of Kama Sutra, Kamadeva?

- That I did not know.

Look, I'm not going to
sleep with a magical fugitive.

- You are incredible.

A woman has never before
resisted my charms.

- All right,
you're coming with us.

- I would follow Miss Zari
to the world's end.

- Well, your days of ruining
Regency-era marriages

are over, Kamadeva.

- I only sought to grant people
the courage

to follow their hearts' desire.

- Oh, I think he likes you.

- Gideon, get us out of here.

- I'm not so sure
we can go yet.

- Miss Wu is correct.

The historical records
still indicate

that Jane Austen's
career is in jeopardy.

- We caught the fugitive.
What's the problem?

- Well, it's too late to knock
on Jane Austen's door tonight.

We'll talk to her tomorrow.

- So, I'm to spend the night...

- Alone.

- Oh, what a waste.

- All right, everybody out.

- Hi.
- Come on.

- Surely I can have a bed.

- Well, I had Gideon fabricate
some jim-jams because, uh,

you know,
it's a slumber party.

- Oh, uh, thanks.

- Uh, obviously since you're
my guest, you will get the bed.

- Oh, well, it's big enough
for the both of us.

We can just share.

- Oh, okay.

- You can turn around now.

- Hmm.

- It really covers everything.

Thing is, I pride myself
on being a gentleman

and the gentlemanly thing to do
would be to sleep in the chair.

So...

- But you--you--
you can't--there's no way--

Oh, that's not--

- Okay.

- Hey, Nate.
How's the old toast going?

- Is there one or two N's
in "conniving"?

- Right, then.

Uh, may I suggest
a slight change of plan?

- No.
Mick is right.

It's time for me to tell
the truth about my dad.

- How was I supposed to know
Hank's ghost was here?

- Wait, what?

- Yeah, that's about
the gist of it, Natey boy.

You see, your old man's spirit
is working very hard

to stay attached
to the mortal realm.

I can only surmise
that he has something

he wants to say to you,
so if you wouldn't mind

leaving off your roast
for a bit,

joining us for a brief séance,

and I'll have him
on his way in no time.

- No.

There's nothing Hank
can say now to excuse him

from embezzling money
and hurting creatures.

In fact, I'm glad
he's still here,

'cause it's his turn
to listen to me!

You don't scare me, Hank!

- Ray?

- You want me in bed with you?

- Yes, I did.
I do.

I do.

- Is this okay?
- Yes.

- Ava.

Damn it,
this is definitely a dream.

- The fugitive get to you, too?

- Yeah.

- Well, personally,
I really enjoyed my night,

blowing David Bowie's mind.

- Who'd you get a leg over, Z?

Wait, let me guess.
Nate?

No, Kamadeva.

- Both?
- It was both!

Blimey, Z, I didn't know
you had it in you.

What about you, Wolfie?

- You dreamt about Konane.

Mona...

- I'll get it.

Hey, hey, hey.
It's okay.

- He had the sweetest eyes.

And when he would look at me,

the whole world would disappear.

And now he's dead.

- Mona, I know it's hard, but
try to have some perspective.

You didn't know him
for very long.

- So, you think I'm a fool, too?

- No, I just don't think anyone
should give their heart away

without thinking about
the consequences.

- But romance is taking
a chance on someone

without knowing how
it's gonna end up!

- Romance is something used
to sell novels.

It's not real.

- Well, it'll never
be real for you.

Not if you never try.

Not if you never take a risk!

- You know, it's hard to take
advice from someone

whose boyfriend turned her
into a werewolf.

- Hey, guys.

Let's just take a breath.

- You're right.

I might be stupid
for being a romantic,

but it's not Konane's fault.

- Bloody hell!

- Finally!
You look wicked, mate!

- Mona, wait!

Jane Austen.

It's time for you to pay!

- Stay back, beast!

- If I'm a beast,
it's because of you!

Your books made me
an incurable romantic!

You're the reason I risked
everything for love!

And now Konane's dead!

And look at me!

You don't believe in romance!

Your writing is all lies!

- Are you the girl from earlier?

- Mona is weak.

Wolfie is strong.

- Well, Wolfie,
I believe from the depths

of my soul that
one should only marry for love.

- You do?

- So much so that I rejected
the only man who has ever

asked for my hand.

He was a smug simpleton
who only read sermons.

How remarkable.

- You shouldn't mess
with people's dreams.

My powers don't create passion
out of thin air.

Whomever you dreamt about,
you truly desire.

- It doesn't mean I have
to act on it.

It's called impulse control.

- You sound like a woman

who has never
let herself fall in love.

- Where I'm from,
love is a liability.

- And yet a life without love
is no life at all.

- Tell me, what does a god
know about the human heart?

- My real name is Sunjay.

I was born
thousands of years ago.

When the actual Kamadeva
was immolated by Shiva,

I gathered his ashes
in this vial.

They bestowed powers
I could have scarcely imagined.

- Why are you telling me this?

- Because I like you.

And I think you secretly yearn
to be impulsive and free.

Unless you lack the courage.

- Okay.
Give me a hit.

- Might I suggest--
- Nope.

If I'm gonna do this,
I want to experience

love, lust, the whole shebang.

That is,
unless you lack the courage.

One, two, three.

Oh, wow.

- Most of you here, uh,
knew Hank well.

Or, thought you did.

I'm gonna talk about
a different Hank,

a Hank I got to know this year.

Hank was a workaholic
who never took a day off.

Well, Hank, you can, um,
finally rest in peace.

Um, Hank never knew
his own father.

That's why he wanted to be
there for Nathaniel growing up.

But work often got in the way.

So one year,
we planned to use Hank's leave

to stay for a week
in Disney World.

Nathaniel was over the moon.

But the morning that
we were to fly to Orlando,

we ended up having
to take Nathaniel

to the hospital instead.

When Hank saw the look
of disappointment

in his son's eyes, he went out

and rented
a Mickey Mouse costume,

put it on,
and went to the hospital.

He convinced everyone there
that Mickey Mouse

had come to see them.

Hank Heywood was
not a perfect man.

But when he was at his best,
that is who he was,

a man who could make you
believe in magic.

To Hank.

all: To Hank.

- Why did you tell me
that by following their hearts,

those women would only
fall into despair?

- Because my decision
was a result of my pride.

When my father dies,
my sister and I will be

reduced to penury.

- But your writing--

- Has been rejected

by every publisher.

It's no wonder.

I satirize the manners
of a society that seems

to have lost all
sense of decorum.

Therefore, I've decided
to stop writing.

- But you will publish.

You can't give up now,

because your books are timeless.

- How can you be so sure?

- Because--

you're my favorite author.

- May I offer you
a bit of advice?

My books advocate a partnership
based on love

and mutual respect,

not on losing control.

- What shall we do next?

- I have an idea.

Let's get married.

- Do you hear that?

- No.
Hear what?

- There's definitely
music playing.

- Kamadeva loved music.

Perhaps you should sing.

- I don't sing.

♪ Every day I find a way

♪ To shove my past
and anger down ♪

- Go on, my love.
That was beautiful.

- ♪ My humor's dry
I never cry ♪

♪ If I start I'd surely drown

♪ When I'm on my own I can't
help wanting something more ♪

♪ Today instead of closing off
I'm opening a door ♪

both: ♪ Now I'm tossing sense
aside and I surrender ♪

♪ To the fantasy
and pleasure I surrender ♪

♪ To my happy ever after

♪ I won't fight it

♪ Won't deny it

♪ Do you have a ring?
I'll try it ♪

♪ I surrender

- In the morning we should go
ask the parson to marry us.

- A Christian wedding?

For a Muslim woman
and a Hindu man?

- Let's not think
with our heads,

but feel with our hearts.

- Gideon, where's
that music coming from?

- I took the liberty
of broadcasting

Miss Tomaz's comms.
- Huh.

It's rather infectious.

- Ray, this music,

I think it's magical.
- You're right.

I want to express my feelings
to you in verse.

- Is that really necessary?

- I had a dirty dream of you.

- I'll bet mine was dirtier.

Why didn't you go
and make a move?

- I would have,
if you'd been flirtier.

- Okay.

It's just complicated.

If Nate knew,
he'd be enraged.

- I know, and I'm sorry,

but my desire's been uncaged.

Don't let this moment
pass us by.

It could be our only chance.

- You're right.
I need you now.

Sorry, Nate and Captain Lance.

- ♪ I fixed the timeline
as a cat ♪

♪ Saved a cowboy
kept his hat ♪

♪ Took Salem's breath away

♪ Got stuck reliving
the same day ♪

♪ Through it all
I kept my cool ♪

♪ Never thought
I'd play the fool ♪

♪ Now I've surrendered to you

♪ It's time for me
to say I do ♪

- "I do"?
What are you talking about?

We need to find Mona.

- Wait a sec, is this
a Bollywood musical number?

- You bet your ass, it is.

all: ♪ Now we're tossing sense
aside and we surrender ♪

♪ To the fantasy and pleasure
we surrender ♪

♪ To our happy ever afters

♪ We won't fight it
won't deny it ♪

♪ Losing all control
we'll try it ♪

♪ We surrender

- ♪ I want you badly
as my bride ♪

♪ Please make my
wish come true ♪

- ♪ These feelings
can't be denied ♪

♪ So yes I say I--

- Stop!
You're making a mistake!

♪ Zari

Whoa, why did I just sing that?

Okay, I guess I'm
just gonna roll with

the whole singing thing.

- ♪ Every day we find a way
to hold grief ♪

♪ And not let them see

♪ We feel so wrong
we often long ♪

♪ Get swept away in fantasy

♪ You've been so brave
wise and strong ♪

♪ By opening your door

♪ Please Zari
have courage now ♪

♪ To wait for something more

- Don't listen to her, my love.

- No, Mona's right, Z.

You don't even know this guy.

- He's been using the powers
of a love god for years.

Guaranteed he's got a wife.

- Is that true?

- Not exactly.

I have 1,000 wives.

But lucky number 1,001
is the most important.

- Seriously?

- So, you still want
to marry me?

- No, I definitely do not.

♪ Now I've got my senses back

♪ But I'll surrender

- ♪ Life's not done
I'll love again ♪

♪ I'll surrender

both: ♪ With my friends
now by my side ♪

♪ I won't hide it
won't deny it ♪

♪ Real love comes my way
I'll try it ♪

♪ I'll surrender

Voi-bloody-la.

Now, only the particular
spirit we're after

will be able to enter
the vessel.

- What vessel?

- The vessel's you.

- I'm gonna kill you, weasel.

- O spiritus veni.

Quod praecipio,
Solacium capere spiritus.

Hank Heywood, I summon you.

Quos eici!

Hank?

Who else would it be?

Where's Nathaniel?

- Oh, well, Nate gave you
the big middle finger,

so I'm afraid you're
stuck with me.

- Still angry, is he?

Us Heywoods,
we hold a good grudge.

- Now, what's so important
that you had to stick around?

It pains me to admit it,
but I made a terrible mistake.

A man approached me
about a deal.

Unlimited funding.

And all I had to do was give
him access to all the magical

creatures within
the Time Bureau.

But this man was no ordinary
beltway bandit.

He was a demon.

Only after he murdered me
did I realize the truth.

- What was the demon's name?

- Promise me you'll keep
Nathaniel safe.

- Yes, yes, yes,
I promise.

Now, come on, Hank, you can't
delay the inevitable forever.

What was the demon's name?

- His name was Neron.

- Hey, world.
I'm Hank Heywood.

And I'm here to tell you about
an exciting opportunity.

When I learned about
the existence of

magical creatures--
yes, magical creatures exist--

I ran right home and pulled
out a drawing made by my son,

Nathaniel, when he was only
nine years old.

My son envisioned
a theme park where everyone

could gaze in wonder
at dragons and unicorns,

werewolves and minotaurs.

- This is insane.

- Now, you may be thinking,
"This is insane."

But what great man hasn't
been thought of as insane

at one point in his life?

I believe this park can bring
our country together.

And with your help,
I'm going to turn my son's

dream into a reality.

I call it Heyworld.

Oh, Hank.

Why?

Oh, Hank.

I have so many questions.

You weren't torturing
magical creatures.

You were training them
to be in a theme park.

That is nuts.

But I gotta respect you
for dreaming big.

It was your moonshot,
your way of

risking it all to make
the world a better place.

I was so wrong about you.

At the end of the day,
you were just as wacky

and well-intentioned
as any legend.

And I wish I had a chance to
get to know that side of you.

I'm gonna miss you.

I love you, Hank.

I love you, Dad.

- Look at you.

Take a look at yourself,
you miserable git.

That's right.
Soak it in.

Your big sacrifice,
it was for nothing.

But instead of rolling up
your sleeves and taking it

to that demon bastard,

you're getting rat-ass drunk
in a shed.

- I can't fight him.

He's too strong.

- Oh, this isn't about Neron.

You failed Desmond.

You failed Astra.

And you'll fail Nate.

And you know why?

Because deep down,

you want them all
to go to Hell.

You want the company.

- You liar!

- Hey, Johnny.

Miss me?

- Des.

- I'm surprised you haven't
figured it out yet.

- Neron.

- Greg, move your head.