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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,578 --> 00:00:02,570 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,595 --> 00:00:05,945 So, how's it feel to be sleeping with a model? Boom! 3 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:09,500 I really was into you, but now my feelings changed. 4 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:12,218 - What are you saying? - I'm saying... we're over. 5 00:00:12,243 --> 00:00:15,062 - I couldn't do all of this without you. - Aw, it's nothing. 6 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:17,148 And it means a lot to me. You're the best. 7 00:00:17,173 --> 00:00:19,176 I had sex with Tanya. 8 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:21,851 You don't live here... anymore. 9 00:00:21,876 --> 00:00:23,710 I volunteer as tribute! 10 00:00:23,735 --> 00:00:25,661 - Honey, what are you doing? - I'm here to help. 11 00:00:25,686 --> 00:00:28,553 Let me do something. I'll be like Mr. Mom! 12 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,468 Rebecca, I'm an idiot. 13 00:00:31,609 --> 00:00:35,220 I realize now that all this time it's been you. 14 00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:36,972 You've always been there for me. 15 00:00:36,997 --> 00:00:38,563 Do you want to go somewhere and talk? 16 00:00:38,588 --> 00:00:40,870 - I don't know if I can just leave. - What? 17 00:00:40,911 --> 00:00:44,011 You could've sailed right out that door with Josh, 18 00:00:44,036 --> 00:00:46,737 but you didn't... instead you were here for me 19 00:00:46,762 --> 00:00:48,028 when I needed you. 20 00:00:48,053 --> 00:00:49,586 I love you! 21 00:00:49,611 --> 00:00:51,557 I love you, too. 22 00:00:53,232 --> 00:00:55,495 ? I'm just a girl in love ? 23 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:57,219 ? La-la-la, lovey-dove ? 24 00:00:57,244 --> 00:01:00,145 ? I can't be held responsible for my actions ? 25 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:01,578 ? She's an ingenue ? 26 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:03,703 ? I have no underlying issues to address ? 27 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:06,348 ? I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ? 28 00:01:06,373 --> 00:01:08,206 ? They say love makes you crazy ? 29 00:01:08,231 --> 00:01:10,531 ? Therefore, you can't call her crazy ? 30 00:01:10,629 --> 00:01:12,629 ? 'Cause when you call her crazy ? 31 00:01:12,631 --> 00:01:14,612 ? You're just calling her in love. ? 32 00:01:14,637 --> 00:01:16,182 Blam! 33 00:01:16,207 --> 00:01:20,307 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:28,246 --> 00:01:29,535 - Boom! - Ooh. 35 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,126 - Hey, here! - Nice. 36 00:01:31,151 --> 00:01:32,652 Eh, eh. Yeah, yeah. 37 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:34,519 Just a gentle... there we go. 38 00:01:34,544 --> 00:01:36,905 Wow. You're amazing. 39 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:37,988 Thank you. 40 00:01:37,990 --> 00:01:40,357 I have really enjoyed having a wife. 41 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:44,061 I can totally understand why people want several, but... 42 00:01:44,086 --> 00:01:46,400 - Uh-oh, what's the but? - ... but... 43 00:01:46,402 --> 00:01:49,158 you really have to figure out what you're doing... 44 00:01:49,183 --> 00:01:50,667 about that. 45 00:01:50,669 --> 00:01:53,432 Josh is spending all his salary on crap. 46 00:01:53,457 --> 00:01:55,283 It looks like a children's cancer ward in here. 47 00:01:55,308 --> 00:01:57,307 Why are you not running into his arms? 48 00:01:57,309 --> 00:01:58,854 It's been a week and... 49 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:02,737 I eventually have to figure out how to do all this on my own, so... 50 00:02:02,762 --> 00:02:05,463 Why are you really not calling Josh back? 51 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,686 I'm scared. 52 00:02:09,688 --> 00:02:12,072 Okay? I-I don't know if I can trust him. 53 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:14,891 I mean, he's had basically three girlfriends 54 00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:16,330 in the past couple months. 55 00:02:16,355 --> 00:02:20,119 What if I'm just the... rebound to the rebound of the rebound? 56 00:02:20,144 --> 00:02:22,111 Do you still love him? 57 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,851 You know the answer to that question. 58 00:02:24,876 --> 00:02:26,984 Well, then that's all that matters. Right? 59 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:29,078 - I... - So come on. 60 00:02:32,177 --> 00:02:34,611 He has been standing out there for three days. 61 00:02:35,421 --> 00:02:37,632 - Well, I went home to shower. - Well... 62 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,155 I peed in your plants a lot, though. 63 00:02:39,180 --> 00:02:42,106 Yeah, okay, okay. Look, Josh, why don't you... 64 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:43,664 go ahead. 65 00:02:45,679 --> 00:02:47,140 Rebecca... 66 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:51,768 I-I know I hurt you, and I don't blame you for not trusting me, but... 67 00:02:52,132 --> 00:02:55,131 I promise you it'll be different this time. 68 00:02:55,156 --> 00:02:59,109 We'll start over, and do things the right way. 69 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,618 You hurt her... 70 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:08,284 I kill you. 71 00:03:08,512 --> 00:03:09,957 'Kay? 72 00:03:11,601 --> 00:03:13,268 So go. 73 00:03:14,253 --> 00:03:16,059 Go be in love. 74 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:29,195 ? Good morning, sir. ? 75 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:30,806 _ 76 00:03:35,905 --> 00:03:37,557 Hurry up, let's go. 77 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:51,760 Hey! 78 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:54,519 _ 79 00:03:54,864 --> 00:03:56,630 - Gracias! - Gracias! 80 00:03:59,412 --> 00:04:01,638 _ 81 00:04:03,532 --> 00:04:06,130 I-I'm really sorry, Alex, uh, 82 00:04:06,155 --> 00:04:07,901 just feeling kind of flu-y. 83 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:11,755 So I can't make my shift. 84 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,280 Sorry, bro. 85 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:15,342 Bye. 86 00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:19,490 I feel kind of bad about missing work, but... 87 00:04:19,515 --> 00:04:21,925 today is going to be your first time at Raging Waters, 88 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,517 - so it's totally worth it! - Oh! Mm... 89 00:04:24,872 --> 00:04:26,486 Oh, my gosh. Okay, wait. 90 00:04:26,488 --> 00:04:28,005 True confesh time. 91 00:04:28,030 --> 00:04:29,463 - Uh-huh. - I have been dreaming 92 00:04:29,558 --> 00:04:31,257 about going to Raging Waters with you 93 00:04:31,259 --> 00:04:33,568 ever since you told me about it that day at camp. 94 00:04:33,593 --> 00:04:34,859 Do you remember? 95 00:04:34,884 --> 00:04:37,238 I remember it was on July 25, 2005, 96 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:38,998 because that was the day my aunt died, 97 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,935 and you were trying to take my mind off things. 98 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:42,310 So you were telling me about the park 99 00:04:42,335 --> 00:04:45,003 and all the fun slides and the unlimited churros. 100 00:04:45,028 --> 00:04:47,207 I may have exaggerated about the churros. 101 00:04:47,232 --> 00:04:48,638 You have to pay for them. 102 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,578 I get that. But I'm just so excited to go with you 103 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:53,613 and hold your hand on the lazy river. 104 00:04:53,615 --> 00:04:55,315 And throw our arms up 105 00:04:55,317 --> 00:04:57,417 like we're little kids when we're on all the flumes. 106 00:04:58,872 --> 00:05:00,818 Oh, Rebecca, I love you. 107 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,482 Oh. Y-you love me? 108 00:05:02,507 --> 00:05:04,466 You mean you love something about me. 109 00:05:04,826 --> 00:05:06,529 No. You. 110 00:05:07,395 --> 00:05:08,919 I love you. 111 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,533 Oh, my God, I love you, too, Josh Chan. 112 00:05:13,535 --> 00:05:14,868 Come here. 113 00:05:17,552 --> 00:05:19,896 Uh, Rebecca, can you un-cuddle yourself? 114 00:05:19,921 --> 00:05:22,247 Darryl has been stalking my entire life. 115 00:05:22,272 --> 00:05:23,904 Apparently, there's an emergency at work, 116 00:05:23,929 --> 00:05:25,095 and he's trying to call you... 117 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,519 Okay, yeah, well, you know what, 118 00:05:26,544 --> 00:05:29,700 there's really bad cell service in the love bubble. 119 00:05:29,802 --> 00:05:33,086 Okay, well, maybe you could change to a better provider. 120 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:35,421 Ah. Okay, fine. 121 00:05:35,423 --> 00:05:36,747 Ew. 122 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:38,591 Let's see. 123 00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:40,360 Uh... blah. 124 00:05:40,385 --> 00:05:42,911 37 missed calls. Come on. 125 00:05:42,936 --> 00:05:45,069 Okay, um... 126 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:47,840 Hey, little koala, 127 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:50,152 Is it okay, before we go to the water park, 128 00:05:50,177 --> 00:05:52,386 if we stop in at work just for two seconds? 129 00:05:52,411 --> 00:05:53,841 Please, please, please? 130 00:05:53,866 --> 00:05:55,174 Do we have to? 131 00:05:55,176 --> 00:05:57,343 I like to get there when the park opens. 132 00:05:57,345 --> 00:06:00,497 Those first 15 minutes are the only time the park's truly clean. 133 00:06:00,522 --> 00:06:02,716 No, I know, but this is really important. 134 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:04,660 I think Darryl's panicking a little. Okay? 135 00:06:04,685 --> 00:06:06,615 - Hey, you can come with me. - What?! 136 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:08,707 Two seconds, max. I promise. 137 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,115 So, for tomorrow night, 138 00:06:15,170 --> 00:06:16,904 I got us a great table with Mom and Dad 139 00:06:16,951 --> 00:06:19,288 at Pepper and Oil, the best place in town. 140 00:06:19,313 --> 00:06:20,746 We're doing a pricks ficks menu. 141 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,989 Oh, I think you mean a prix fixe menu. 142 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:25,871 What? No. Those words have X's in them, like Bex. 143 00:06:25,896 --> 00:06:28,494 I'm super stoked for my parents to get to know us as a couple. 144 00:06:28,535 --> 00:06:29,567 Oh... 145 00:06:29,592 --> 00:06:31,225 - Mm... - Mm... 146 00:06:32,966 --> 00:06:35,501 Huh. It's so dead in here. 147 00:06:37,171 --> 00:06:39,238 Oh. There they are. Huh. 148 00:06:39,372 --> 00:06:41,941 Hey, Josh, I'll be back in just one second. 149 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,609 Okay? One second. 150 00:06:43,611 --> 00:06:44,910 Okay. 151 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:51,575 Hey. What up, what up, what up? 152 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,972 What's with the faces? 153 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,155 Karen, did you try to cook a chicken in the microwave again? 154 00:06:56,157 --> 00:06:58,224 Not today, but it can be done. 155 00:06:58,226 --> 00:06:59,574 Is this her? 156 00:06:59,599 --> 00:07:00,926 This is who we've been waiting for? 157 00:07:00,928 --> 00:07:03,074 This is Rebecca Bunch, your star attorney? 158 00:07:03,099 --> 00:07:05,331 Hi. Sorry. What? 159 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:08,341 You're 25 minutes late, and that does not happen here anymore. 160 00:07:09,523 --> 00:07:10,824 Who is this? What's this? 161 00:07:10,826 --> 00:07:12,282 - What's going on? What's happening? - Rebecca, 162 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:16,247 this is Nathaniel Plimpton, the new co-owner of the firm. 163 00:07:17,512 --> 00:07:20,246 Co-own... Wait, you... you sold the firm? 164 00:07:20,248 --> 00:07:23,049 You bought the firm? You sold it and he... No. 165 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,683 Yes. 166 00:07:24,708 --> 00:07:26,560 - Nah... - Yeah. 167 00:07:26,585 --> 00:07:30,143 Nathaniel Plimpton from Plimpton, Plimpton and Plimpton in Los Angeles? 168 00:07:30,168 --> 00:07:31,998 Your father's a big deal at a white shoe firm. 169 00:07:32,023 --> 00:07:34,450 What would he want with a two-bit operation in this one-horse town? 170 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,872 Does she always talk like an old-timey detective? 171 00:07:37,108 --> 00:07:38,521 Nathaniel's family firm 172 00:07:38,546 --> 00:07:40,755 is looking to expand in the San Gabriel Valley, 173 00:07:40,787 --> 00:07:42,831 and he made a cash offer over the weekend 174 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,316 that was very generous. 175 00:07:44,341 --> 00:07:45,682 Oh, Darryl, 176 00:07:45,707 --> 00:07:46,925 - Darryl... - What? 177 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,559 Darryl, what did you do? 178 00:07:48,561 --> 00:07:49,694 I have expenses. 179 00:07:49,696 --> 00:07:51,797 Okay? I have alimony. 180 00:07:51,822 --> 00:07:53,564 Madison's teeth are coming in forwards and sideways. 181 00:07:53,566 --> 00:07:56,103 And you know what, this is gonna be great for everyone. 182 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:57,181 They're a huge firm. 183 00:07:57,206 --> 00:07:59,361 They're gonna take us to the next level. 184 00:08:00,133 --> 00:08:02,041 But, Darryl, I liked our level. 185 00:08:02,111 --> 00:08:04,442 Trust me. I got this. 186 00:08:04,595 --> 00:08:06,010 You know what, this is gonna be great. 187 00:08:06,035 --> 00:08:08,539 Uh, you seem great, but I... 188 00:08:08,541 --> 00:08:09,580 Just one sec. 189 00:08:09,605 --> 00:08:12,393 ... I have, um, something to do today, so I cannot be here today, 190 00:08:12,418 --> 00:08:15,019 but let's reconnect tomorrow and get to know each other, okay? 191 00:08:15,021 --> 00:08:16,322 Ms. Bunch? 192 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,783 Can I see you in my office, please? 193 00:08:19,441 --> 00:08:20,908 "Office"? 194 00:08:21,057 --> 00:08:22,284 What...? 195 00:08:31,548 --> 00:08:33,758 Um... this isn't your office. 196 00:08:33,783 --> 00:08:35,006 This is Darryl's office. 197 00:08:35,008 --> 00:08:36,969 Oh, I moved him to your office. 198 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:39,610 It's taken these guys hours to get the crap out of here. 199 00:08:39,612 --> 00:08:41,679 Looked like a gas station in New Mexico. 200 00:08:41,681 --> 00:08:44,415 Weird taste, that Darryl. What's that about? 201 00:08:44,417 --> 00:08:46,517 Um, it's not weird. He's one-eighth Chippewa. 202 00:08:46,519 --> 00:08:48,286 Is that how he got into law school? 203 00:08:48,311 --> 00:08:50,512 Okay. I was wondering. 204 00:08:50,801 --> 00:08:53,206 Look, you seem like a very confident, 205 00:08:53,231 --> 00:08:56,831 self-assured and conventionally handsome young gentleman, 206 00:08:56,856 --> 00:08:58,643 but you can't just come in here 207 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:00,481 and start moving people's offices. 208 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:01,966 You can have a cubicle. 209 00:09:02,145 --> 00:09:04,102 Any one you want. Maybe one near the kitchen? 210 00:09:04,104 --> 00:09:05,128 Excuse me? 211 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,706 You know, I'm actually glad we're having this little heart-to-heart, 212 00:09:06,731 --> 00:09:08,206 because, to be frank... 213 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,785 Oh, please do start being frank. 214 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:11,710 ... you seem like the only competent person who works here. 215 00:09:11,811 --> 00:09:13,528 - Hmm. - Or at least I thought you might be. 216 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,229 You're the one who put this place on our radar, so... 217 00:09:16,254 --> 00:09:18,559 - it's kind of your fault that I'm here. - Yay for me. 218 00:09:18,598 --> 00:09:20,885 So we're gonna start running this place like a real business. 219 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:23,470 My father and our firm demand nothing less. 220 00:09:23,495 --> 00:09:25,441 So we maximize every second. 221 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:27,407 I'm gonna need 60 hours a week from everybody, 222 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:29,671 daily reports, lunch is limited to 30 minutes. 223 00:09:29,696 --> 00:09:30,737 Basically, 224 00:09:30,762 --> 00:09:32,456 anything going on in your life right now, 225 00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:33,509 I recommend you cancel it. 226 00:09:33,534 --> 00:09:35,417 And then go ahead and cancel it again 227 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,227 just to make sure that they know that it's... 228 00:09:37,252 --> 00:09:39,002 you know, it's cancelled, okay? 229 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,343 You know, this conversation takes me back. 230 00:09:45,345 --> 00:09:48,946 Oh, it takes me back to New York and Harvard and Yale. 231 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:50,649 Mm, I'm a Stanford man myself. 232 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,216 But, you know, I came to West Covina 233 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:54,321 to search for happiness... 234 00:09:54,346 --> 00:09:58,464 which I have recently found in my soul mate, Josh Chan. 235 00:09:58,799 --> 00:09:59,774 Who? 236 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,237 Oh... Josh. That's Josh Chan. Right there. 237 00:10:02,262 --> 00:10:04,417 - Yeah. He made that cup tower. - Oh! 238 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,189 Oh. 239 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,268 I thought he was here to change the water cooler. 240 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,424 You know how they always send those little buff guys? 241 00:10:10,449 --> 00:10:13,299 It's like you got to look like a water cooler to work on 'em. 242 00:10:14,874 --> 00:10:16,741 My dad and I have a whole bit we do about that. 243 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,024 Yeah, he's not a water cooler, he's wonderful. 244 00:10:19,049 --> 00:10:22,694 And you are everything I moved across country to get away from. 245 00:10:22,719 --> 00:10:25,386 So... um, hmm. 246 00:10:26,571 --> 00:10:28,229 I quit. 247 00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:34,400 I said I quit. 248 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,660 Great, you're leaving. 249 00:10:35,662 --> 00:10:37,564 Now I only have to fire four people. 250 00:10:37,589 --> 00:10:38,955 What? 251 00:10:39,119 --> 00:10:40,235 Well, yeah. 252 00:10:40,260 --> 00:10:43,000 We need to get 250K out of the budget by Friday at 8:00 a.m., 253 00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:44,502 per my agreement with my father. 254 00:10:44,504 --> 00:10:48,306 Huh? You can't come in here and just start randomly firing people. 255 00:10:48,308 --> 00:10:51,752 Sure, I can. Somebody's got to come up with $250,000. 256 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,544 Just get it out of new business. 257 00:10:53,546 --> 00:10:55,758 No one can do that. 258 00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:56,948 I can. 259 00:10:56,950 --> 00:10:58,182 Oh, but you just quit. 260 00:10:58,184 --> 00:11:00,651 So it's not your problem. 261 00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:03,518 I guess those people are on their own. 262 00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:28,185 We are getting fired. So fired. 263 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:29,294 This happened to me once. 264 00:11:29,319 --> 00:11:30,599 Here comes a Canada story 265 00:11:30,624 --> 00:11:32,224 I was working for this firm in Manitoba 266 00:11:32,249 --> 00:11:33,763 and they brought in this shark from Guelph 267 00:11:33,788 --> 00:11:35,411 and he canned everyone. 268 00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:37,098 It was a fishery, so it was ironic. 269 00:11:37,123 --> 00:11:39,013 I can't get fired, all right? 270 00:11:39,038 --> 00:11:40,638 My marriage is a shambles. 271 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,519 We're already paying for two places to live. 272 00:11:42,544 --> 00:11:44,380 I'm gonna have to quit law school. 273 00:11:44,405 --> 00:11:47,386 This job's is the only thing keeping my family afloat. 274 00:11:47,388 --> 00:11:50,890 I bought a chinchilla from a high-priced dealer in Ventura 275 00:11:50,892 --> 00:11:52,825 and the APR is ten percent. 276 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,285 I'm the one who's gonna get fired. 277 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:55,928 Mark my words. It's-it's always me. 278 00:11:55,930 --> 00:11:57,797 Garry, stop being so self-involved. 279 00:11:57,799 --> 00:11:59,565 George. It's George. My name is George. 280 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:01,983 Okay, I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in. 281 00:12:02,008 --> 00:12:04,675 It is never a good thing. 282 00:12:11,547 --> 00:12:13,514 ? Who's the new guy? ? 283 00:12:13,539 --> 00:12:15,473 ? I don't trust him ? 284 00:12:15,475 --> 00:12:19,265 ? What's his purpose going to be? ? 285 00:12:19,290 --> 00:12:20,937 ? Who's this new character? ? 286 00:12:20,962 --> 00:12:23,029 ? I mean, he's such a "character" ? 287 00:12:23,054 --> 00:12:26,489 ? Such a big persona that's not relatable at all ? 288 00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:30,281 ? Do we really need a new guy this far into the season? ? 289 00:12:30,306 --> 00:12:32,567 ? And by "far into the season" ? 290 00:12:32,592 --> 00:12:34,648 ? I mean it's almost fall ? 291 00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,588 ? Who's the new guy? ? 292 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,190 ? I don't trust him ? 293 00:12:38,215 --> 00:12:39,658 ? He's suspiciously good looking ? 294 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,927 ? In ways that normal people are not ? 295 00:12:42,187 --> 00:12:45,931 ? Is this some sort of desperate move to help our ratings? ? 296 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,334 ? You mean our terrible ratings on legalscores.com? ? 297 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,336 - Yeah. - ? Will he be here forever ? 298 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,538 ? Or just for two or three episodes? ? 299 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,539 ? You know, Karen's manic episodes ? 300 00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:57,486 I'm a ticking time bomb. 301 00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:59,478 ? Who's the new guy? ? 302 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,279 ? I don't trust him ? 303 00:13:01,304 --> 00:13:05,229 ? Is he going to be a mainstay of our lives? ? 304 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:06,480 ? Is this someone new ? 305 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:09,074 ? We're gonna have to grow to care about? ? 306 00:13:09,099 --> 00:13:11,174 ? Why should we root for someone ? 307 00:13:11,176 --> 00:13:12,918 ? Male, straight and white? ? 308 00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:14,699 ? And why is Karen finger-painting? ? 309 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,715 ? I'm having a manic episode ? 310 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,270 ? Who's the new guy? ? 311 00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:19,494 ? What's his deal? What's his deal? ? 312 00:13:19,519 --> 00:13:20,645 ? What's his deal? What's his deal? ? 313 00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:21,969 ? Who wants to buy my painting? ? 314 00:13:21,994 --> 00:13:23,527 ? Karen, shut up! ? 315 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:24,951 - Oh! - Okay. 316 00:13:25,123 --> 00:13:26,189 No. 317 00:13:26,191 --> 00:13:27,991 So you quit and then un-quit 318 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:30,542 and we're not going to Raging Waters? 319 00:13:30,567 --> 00:13:32,262 Becks, I called in sick. 320 00:13:32,264 --> 00:13:34,090 I did the whole fake cough and everything. 321 00:13:34,115 --> 00:13:37,152 I know. I know. I feel terrible. But... 322 00:13:37,379 --> 00:13:40,589 I got to stay. Okay? 323 00:13:41,230 --> 00:13:43,589 I'm sorry. Do you want me to reimburse you for the tickets? 324 00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,519 No. Don't be ridiculous. 325 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,105 I'll call Hector and see if him and his mom want to go. 326 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:50,308 Although they do have that cooking class. 327 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,941 Oh, God, I feel terrible. 328 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:54,551 Should I also cancel dinner with my parents tomorrow? 329 00:13:54,553 --> 00:13:55,730 They bought matching cardigans! 330 00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:56,816 No, no, uh-uh, 331 00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:59,292 we're not cancelling anything for handsome Hitler over there. 332 00:13:59,317 --> 00:14:00,675 Except you cancelled our whole day. 333 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:03,537 After today. After today, no cancelling. 334 00:14:03,562 --> 00:14:05,228 We are never cancelling. 335 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:06,796 Okay? 336 00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,073 I feel bad for everybody, knowing that they might lose their jobs. 337 00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,847 Shh, shh, shh. I'm not... I'm not telling them. 338 00:14:13,872 --> 00:14:15,405 If they know they might get fired, 339 00:14:15,407 --> 00:14:17,307 they'll do their jobs even worse than usual. 340 00:14:17,309 --> 00:14:19,175 which is... tough, but they'll do it. 341 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,456 Excuse me, sir. 342 00:14:20,481 --> 00:14:22,784 Before you go, would you mind changing the water cooler? 343 00:14:23,222 --> 00:14:25,922 Mind? Nah. Love this stuff. 344 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,852 - Thank you. - He's not... 345 00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:32,886 Never mind. 346 00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,502 Well, at least we're cubicle buddies. 347 00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:51,686 Hey, hey, hey, no, Paula, don't panic. 348 00:14:51,711 --> 00:14:53,320 Okay, just give it to me straight. 349 00:14:53,345 --> 00:14:54,778 Who is getting fired? 350 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,104 I mean, it's got to be Karen, right? She's awful. 351 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,729 I mean, can we make it Karen, if it's not Karen? 352 00:14:58,754 --> 00:15:00,494 No one's getting fired. 353 00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:02,085 Oh, my God, I am so fired. 354 00:15:02,087 --> 00:15:03,986 - We are are all so fired. - No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:15:04,011 --> 00:15:06,588 I'm gonna live in a box with my family. 356 00:15:06,613 --> 00:15:09,081 How am I gonna cook? How am I gonna do laundry? 357 00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,552 How am I gonna take a bath? 358 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,612 Because that is the only thing that gets me through the day, 359 00:15:12,637 --> 00:15:14,531 just thinking about sinking into those suds! 360 00:15:15,867 --> 00:15:18,786 The minute I laid eyes on him, I knew we were all in trouble. 361 00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,247 A man with a face that perfectly symmetrical... 362 00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,904 has no soul. 363 00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:30,200 Thank you. 364 00:15:30,723 --> 00:15:33,457 Hey, so I am so glad that we could get together. 365 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,048 You know, man-to-man, 366 00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:37,140 co-boss to co-boss, equal to equal. 367 00:15:37,165 --> 00:15:40,551 You know, if I might, I would suggest the seasoned fries. 368 00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,161 Oh, paprika? 369 00:15:42,186 --> 00:15:43,965 Paprik-yes! Oh. 370 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:45,395 I don't eat fries. 371 00:15:45,397 --> 00:15:46,512 Or salt. 372 00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:48,450 Or solids before sundown. 373 00:15:48,652 --> 00:15:50,184 Yeah. I eat a liquid-based, 374 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,733 open-source meal replacement two times a day 375 00:15:52,758 --> 00:15:54,379 - and a no-carb dinner. - Wow. 376 00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:57,137 I track my sugar with this glucose monitor. 377 00:15:57,632 --> 00:15:58,793 Wh-what is that? 378 00:15:58,818 --> 00:16:01,661 It's a small machine that implants right in the soft tissue. 379 00:16:01,686 --> 00:16:04,262 - Reports my carb intake. - Oh, my God. 380 00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,820 You are literally a machine. 381 00:16:05,845 --> 00:16:07,575 You are in it to win it. 382 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,029 You're like a young me. 383 00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,841 - Uh... mm... - So listen, Young Me, 384 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,706 I just wanted to say a little bit more 385 00:16:12,731 --> 00:16:13,981 about the Whitefeather culture... 386 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,215 Darryl, rest assured, 387 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,997 I will take into consideration any, and all of your input. 388 00:16:19,022 --> 00:16:20,822 - Great. - Now that I'm the majority owner. 389 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,184 Great... what? 390 00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:23,995 No, no, no, no, no, no. 391 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:26,269 You and I are equal partners. 392 00:16:26,271 --> 00:16:27,387 We were. 393 00:16:27,412 --> 00:16:29,613 You sold me half of your equity in the firm... 394 00:16:29,638 --> 00:16:32,552 Exactly, so we own an equal amount. 395 00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,653 ... then I tracked down your ex-wife, 396 00:16:34,678 --> 00:16:36,278 bought the equity she got in the divorce, 397 00:16:36,303 --> 00:16:38,637 so now I am the majority holder. 398 00:16:39,629 --> 00:16:40,660 Just think of it this way, 399 00:16:40,685 --> 00:16:42,622 instead of there being two co-bosses, 400 00:16:42,647 --> 00:16:44,128 there are three, right? 401 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:45,997 And I'm two of them, so... 402 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,465 we'll never worry about a tie 403 00:16:47,490 --> 00:16:49,859 because the third boss will always break it. 404 00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,561 But that's you. 405 00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:53,028 Great point. 406 00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:56,333 Oh, Darryl. 407 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,270 You're right, these do look delicious. 408 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,559 Just... 409 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,516 Oh, God. 410 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,622 The sweet smell of heart disease. 411 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,514 Oh. 412 00:17:05,539 --> 00:17:07,106 Well, enjoy. 413 00:17:08,981 --> 00:17:11,705 Hi, this is Rebecca Bunch from Whitefeather and Associates. 414 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,807 And we recently met at the conference of mortgage brokers. 415 00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:17,531 And I am wondering if you're happy 416 00:17:17,556 --> 00:17:19,112 with your current legal representation, 417 00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,167 or if you're perhaps looking for a new firm? 418 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:26,094 Yes, I am the young lady with the ample bosom, 419 00:17:26,097 --> 00:17:28,080 and I am gonna let you talk to me that way 420 00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:29,866 if you hire us to represent you. 421 00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:33,290 _ 422 00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:35,471 Ugh. Oh, damn it. 423 00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:38,479 No, I'm sorry, sir, I was not cursing at you. 424 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,708 What am I wearing? 425 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,510 How dare you. 426 00:17:43,535 --> 00:17:46,316 You know, if-if you want to know sexual details about me, 427 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:48,510 you have to employ me first. 428 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,969 Okay, keep in touch. Mm-hmm. 429 00:17:52,519 --> 00:17:57,455 "Still working, sorry, be home soon." 430 00:18:10,909 --> 00:18:12,442 What are you doing? 431 00:18:12,934 --> 00:18:14,190 Water polo. 432 00:18:14,215 --> 00:18:16,579 I played right wing for Stanford. 433 00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,148 Well, that's a charming picture. 434 00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:21,050 Cute little bonnet. What's that called? 435 00:18:21,286 --> 00:18:22,645 A bonnet. 436 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:25,188 So what are you working on? 437 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:27,793 Oh, this is my list of people to fire. 438 00:18:27,818 --> 00:18:30,129 What? Give me that. 439 00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:32,700 "Number one... Screechy Blonde Oversharer. 440 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:35,031 "Number two... Dumb Canadian Joke Guy, yeah. 441 00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,734 "Number three... Mousey Glasses Girl. 442 00:18:37,736 --> 00:18:39,869 "Number four... Red-haired Sarcastic Mom Lady." 443 00:18:39,871 --> 00:18:40,964 No, no, no! 444 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,672 You can't, you can't fire any of these people. 445 00:18:42,697 --> 00:18:45,144 Especially not "Red-haired Sarcastic Mom Lady." 446 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:46,362 Her name is Paula. 447 00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:48,784 And she's great, and she's in law school, and she's my best friend. 448 00:18:48,809 --> 00:18:50,690 Paula, that's her name. 449 00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:51,748 Okay, thank you. 450 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:54,308 I could not remember "Paula." 451 00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,200 Wow, you're cold. 452 00:18:56,495 --> 00:18:58,246 Your parents must be amazing. 453 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,550 They are, actually. 454 00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,941 My family's pretty much perfect. We're known for it. 455 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:04,128 People call us "The Perfect Plimptons." 456 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:08,498 You know, Nathaniel, I used to be like you, ruthless. 457 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,823 But then, one day, I was crying a lot, 458 00:19:11,848 --> 00:19:13,102 and I decided to... 459 00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:14,159 flip things around. 460 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:17,455 Decided to put happiness before success. 461 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,776 And when I did that, the world rewarded me 462 00:19:19,801 --> 00:19:21,711 with true happiness. 463 00:19:21,713 --> 00:19:23,613 It rewarded me with... 464 00:19:23,615 --> 00:19:25,417 a man who is strong 465 00:19:25,442 --> 00:19:27,431 and sweet and confident 466 00:19:27,456 --> 00:19:29,651 and inspires me every day. 467 00:19:29,676 --> 00:19:30,942 Oh, you're dating another guy? 468 00:19:30,967 --> 00:19:33,845 Not the human flip-flop that was in the office before? 469 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,159 Nope, that's him. 470 00:19:35,184 --> 00:19:36,347 Yeah, no, that's him. 471 00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,050 And you know what? He's-he's not a flip-flop 472 00:19:38,075 --> 00:19:40,576 and he's not a water cooler, he's a man. 473 00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:41,816 He's a human man. 474 00:19:41,841 --> 00:19:44,041 And he's the human man of my dreams. 475 00:19:48,373 --> 00:19:50,324 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 476 00:19:50,349 --> 00:19:53,050 I just got us a massive meeting with a massive client tomorrow morning. 477 00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:55,386 Read this. Read that, Perfect Plimpton. 478 00:19:55,411 --> 00:19:56,447 Yeah! 479 00:19:56,472 --> 00:19:58,554 I'm gonna get that 250K. Oh, yeah! 480 00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:01,855 And you know what? Tomorrow, wear your fancy little Easter bonnet. 481 00:20:04,456 --> 00:20:06,269 What a jerk. 482 00:20:06,891 --> 00:20:09,192 Water polo. 483 00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:11,294 It's like could he be more of a white? 484 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,029 I never understood that sport. 485 00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,879 How do they get the horses in the water? 486 00:20:14,904 --> 00:20:17,566 I don't know. I don't know anything about that stupid sport 487 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,261 'cause I'm not a WASPy robot. 488 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,519 Hey, can we stop talking about this guy? 489 00:20:21,544 --> 00:20:23,097 It's really boring. 490 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,439 You're right. 491 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:25,909 You're right. I'm so sorry. 492 00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:28,177 I should not give him this power. 493 00:20:28,179 --> 00:20:31,380 I shouldn't let his needle puncture our love bubble. 494 00:20:31,382 --> 00:20:33,750 - Mm-mm. - Come here. 495 00:20:36,964 --> 00:20:38,784 Did I tell you he wears a bonnet? 496 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,277 - I'm gonna go watch TV. - It's... 497 00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:44,169 See, he's getting to you just like he's getting to me. 498 00:20:48,095 --> 00:20:50,297 It just doesn't fit in this office, 499 00:20:50,322 --> 00:20:52,168 and I know how much you love it. 500 00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,916 Oh. For me. Good. 501 00:20:54,941 --> 00:20:56,607 Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you. 502 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:58,351 That's... very sweet. 503 00:20:58,376 --> 00:20:59,666 I can't wait to... 504 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,892 display this prominently in my home somewhere. 505 00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:03,580 Oh, Josh... 506 00:21:03,605 --> 00:21:05,734 I think I've made a terrible mistake. 507 00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:06,949 You were right. 508 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:10,494 Selling the firm was an impulse decision. I... 509 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,861 Damn it! 510 00:21:11,886 --> 00:21:15,521 I flew too close to the sun, and I got wax in my feathers. 511 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:18,037 Oh. It's okay, babe. 512 00:21:18,461 --> 00:21:20,375 You got a lot of feathers left. 513 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,248 Hey. Darryl, come on. 514 00:21:23,273 --> 00:21:25,001 We've got an important meeting. 515 00:21:28,492 --> 00:21:29,648 What's wrong with him? 516 00:21:29,673 --> 00:21:30,905 He's having a tough time. 517 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:34,148 None of his... dream catchers work in here. 518 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:35,511 Don't worry about me. 519 00:21:35,513 --> 00:21:39,015 I'm okay, and no matter what happens, 520 00:21:39,017 --> 00:21:40,850 everyone in this office has each other, 521 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,953 and we'll get through this together. 522 00:21:42,955 --> 00:21:44,766 Yeah. Together. Okay, come on. Just go. 523 00:21:44,791 --> 00:21:46,390 We got to set up. Come on. 524 00:21:48,326 --> 00:21:50,047 Bunch of people about to get fired? 525 00:21:50,072 --> 00:21:51,578 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 526 00:21:52,714 --> 00:21:54,492 Yeah. 527 00:21:56,062 --> 00:21:59,266 Well, at least I can take the carpool lane. 528 00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:01,291 Mr. Whitworth, Mr. Stonebrow, 529 00:22:01,316 --> 00:22:03,280 I would like to start by saying that 530 00:22:03,305 --> 00:22:06,876 I think your country club is exclusive in the best way. 531 00:22:06,878 --> 00:22:09,109 I mean, I would never be accepted 532 00:22:09,134 --> 00:22:11,113 due to my gender and heritage, 533 00:22:11,115 --> 00:22:14,008 and good for you guys for keeping it old school. 534 00:22:14,011 --> 00:22:16,209 So, all you're trying to do is purchase 535 00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:18,287 this small parcel of land, 536 00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:20,375 but the cemetery over here is blocking you 537 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,906 for purchasing it by suing you. 538 00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:24,037 Our lawyers have tried to get that suit thrown out. 539 00:22:24,062 --> 00:22:25,576 Yes, and they failed. 540 00:22:25,601 --> 00:22:27,563 Because they're afraid to get their hands dirty. 541 00:22:27,565 --> 00:22:29,832 But... not me. 542 00:22:30,125 --> 00:22:32,256 I never even wash my hands. 543 00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:36,726 Sirs, what you need is someone who will bury that cemetery. 544 00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:39,242 Solid wordplay. Go on. 545 00:22:39,244 --> 00:22:41,077 Five years ago, this cemetery said 546 00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:42,841 they would run out of room in three years. 547 00:22:42,866 --> 00:22:46,115 Yet, they're still burying bodies. Why? 548 00:22:46,117 --> 00:22:47,224 Why is that? 549 00:22:47,249 --> 00:22:48,364 Well, I think it's because 550 00:22:48,389 --> 00:22:50,903 they're stacking bodies on top of other bodies. 551 00:22:50,928 --> 00:22:53,528 Mm-hmm. Don't believe me? Happens all the time. Google it. 552 00:22:53,553 --> 00:22:55,177 And when I prove 553 00:22:55,202 --> 00:22:57,216 that they are engaging in this criminal activity, 554 00:22:57,241 --> 00:22:59,695 they are gonna drop the lawsuit like a dead body. 555 00:22:59,697 --> 00:23:02,265 On top of ten or 12 other dead bodies. 556 00:23:02,384 --> 00:23:04,117 Isn't that blackmail? 557 00:23:07,105 --> 00:23:08,479 Little bit. 558 00:23:13,699 --> 00:23:15,999 You know, sometimes you just got to say to the wife, 559 00:23:16,024 --> 00:23:17,706 "You know, maybe you should get a job. 560 00:23:17,731 --> 00:23:19,331 "Then you can tell me not to go to strip clubs." 561 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,790 Am I right? Huh? 562 00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:23,269 I'm a lady. I can say it. 563 00:23:23,294 --> 00:23:25,776 And, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time today. 564 00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:27,581 And I look forward to hearing from you soon. 565 00:23:27,606 --> 00:23:29,823 Yes, you'll have our decision within two to three weeks. 566 00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:32,505 Okay. Well, you two take care. Bye. 567 00:23:32,862 --> 00:23:34,854 - You did great! - Yeah. 568 00:23:34,879 --> 00:23:36,440 I could teach a very offensive class 569 00:23:36,465 --> 00:23:38,769 on how to appeal to rich, white men. 570 00:23:39,019 --> 00:23:41,183 I don't know what you guys are so happy about. They didn't hire us. 571 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:42,874 They're clearly going to. 572 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:44,165 In two to three weeks? 573 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,608 What is wrong with you people? 574 00:23:45,610 --> 00:23:47,944 I said Friday at 8:00 a.m. That's the deadline. 575 00:23:47,946 --> 00:23:49,136 Wait. What...? What deadline? 576 00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:51,973 Nothing. It's a deadline that Nathaniel's obsessed with 577 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:54,222 because his rich daddy said it. 578 00:23:55,331 --> 00:23:56,378 Pardon me? 579 00:23:56,403 --> 00:23:58,215 I mean, you have to admit, you are a little obsessed. 580 00:23:58,217 --> 00:24:00,790 Sometimes it's like, you know, "Paging Dr. Freud. 581 00:24:00,792 --> 00:24:02,044 "Oedipus needs his blanky." 582 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,411 It's like it's a joke. 583 00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:07,575 - Yeah. - What's that guy's name? 584 00:24:07,899 --> 00:24:10,028 - It's Glenn? - Gene. 585 00:24:10,053 --> 00:24:11,286 It's George. 586 00:24:11,311 --> 00:24:13,629 Oh. George, you're fired. 587 00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:14,661 - No! - What?! 588 00:24:14,686 --> 00:24:16,684 - We can't get by without Gene. - Glenn! 589 00:24:16,709 --> 00:24:17,974 I just said it's George. 590 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,114 George, pack your bags, son. 591 00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:21,833 You're fired. 592 00:24:29,878 --> 00:24:31,558 ? It's me ? 593 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:33,753 ? It's always me ? 594 00:24:33,825 --> 00:24:36,995 ? And no one says a word ? 595 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:40,121 ? But this time I'll stand up for myself ? 596 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,550 ? And finally be heard ? 597 00:24:43,575 --> 00:24:46,292 ? George won't be ignored ? 598 00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:50,878 ? George won't be interrupted because... ? 599 00:24:57,314 --> 00:24:58,379 Yes, Mr. Whitworth. 600 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,080 So I know you said it would be a few weeks, 601 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,750 but I was hoping we could get a "yes" a little sooner than that, 602 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,052 so I was calling to say that if you say yes now, 603 00:25:05,054 --> 00:25:08,492 we will throw in a signing bonus of $10,000. 604 00:25:08,517 --> 00:25:09,723 And also, I don't know 605 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,825 if you happened to notice my ample bosom, 606 00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:15,438 but we do have No-Bra Fridays here, and... 607 00:25:15,642 --> 00:25:16,930 Oh, I'm on speaker? 608 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,827 Oh, okay. Hey, gang! 609 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,400 All right. Hope to hear from you soon. 610 00:25:20,456 --> 00:25:21,722 All right. Bye. 611 00:25:22,485 --> 00:25:23,670 This is so great. 612 00:25:23,672 --> 00:25:26,374 I'm so happy we're having this dinner. 613 00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:27,827 Mom, 614 00:25:27,852 --> 00:25:29,042 Dad, 615 00:25:29,044 --> 00:25:33,485 I really want you to get to know me and Rebecca as a team. 616 00:25:33,938 --> 00:25:35,215 A partnership. 617 00:25:35,217 --> 00:25:36,917 A two-headed love monster. 618 00:25:36,919 --> 00:25:40,093 Oh, that's so sweet, Josh. Mmm. 619 00:25:40,118 --> 00:25:42,501 That's adorable. 620 00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:43,857 Isn't it, Joseph? 621 00:25:43,859 --> 00:25:46,234 Love monster. Very cute. 622 00:25:46,259 --> 00:25:48,093 I'm tickled. 623 00:25:48,118 --> 00:25:50,470 It's just that Josh and I have been through so much, 624 00:25:50,495 --> 00:25:51,845 and we're both so relieved 625 00:25:51,870 --> 00:25:54,404 that we've finally bridged the fjord 626 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,496 that once separated us. 627 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,126 Damn it! 628 00:25:59,105 --> 00:26:01,369 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 629 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:03,993 I meant I'm so happy, I went, "Damn it!" 630 00:26:04,018 --> 00:26:06,798 I'm so damn glad to be here 631 00:26:06,823 --> 00:26:09,090 with the Chans tonight. 632 00:26:09,115 --> 00:26:10,622 - Oh. - Yeah. 633 00:26:11,669 --> 00:26:13,216 I'm... I'm sorry. You know what? 634 00:26:13,218 --> 00:26:15,115 I have to just hit the ladies room. 635 00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,340 I'm not a football player. Ha, ha. Okay. 636 00:26:18,192 --> 00:26:20,403 She... 637 00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:23,961 Hey! 638 00:26:23,963 --> 00:26:26,950 Hey, why are you spying on me, you Inglorious Bastard? 639 00:26:26,975 --> 00:26:28,909 Oh, please. I am not here because of you. 640 00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:31,134 This is the only decent restaurant in town. 641 00:26:31,159 --> 00:26:32,525 It's the only place I can get a steak 642 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,420 that isn't stuffed with cheese. 643 00:26:34,445 --> 00:26:35,912 Thank you. 644 00:26:35,937 --> 00:26:37,404 Now, quit bothering me 645 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,552 and go back to Board Shorts McGee and his family. 646 00:26:39,577 --> 00:26:42,216 You know what? His name is Josh Freaking Chan, okay? 647 00:26:42,241 --> 00:26:43,294 It's not Board Shorts McGee. 648 00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:44,918 It's not Flip Flop, it's not Water Cooler. 649 00:26:44,943 --> 00:26:47,052 And frankly, you're a little obsessed with Josh Chan. 650 00:26:47,077 --> 00:26:49,344 Yeah, it's, like, weird and unhealthy. 651 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:52,223 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 652 00:26:52,248 --> 00:26:56,318 Hundo for you if you slip some American cheese singles into his steak. 653 00:26:58,638 --> 00:27:01,005 Oh! Sorry about that. 654 00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:03,832 Rebecca is so good at her job. 655 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,388 In fact, she's so devoted to her job, 656 00:27:05,413 --> 00:27:08,958 I really haven't seen her a whole lot the last couple of days. 657 00:27:08,983 --> 00:27:11,279 Uh, but, you know, she's really inspired me. 658 00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,365 I've been talking to Alex about a promotion. 659 00:27:13,390 --> 00:27:16,146 Oh, that's wonderful, Josh. 660 00:27:16,171 --> 00:27:18,513 Are you out of that tiny backroom yet? 661 00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:19,857 I told you, 662 00:27:19,882 --> 00:27:22,530 that's where the management desks are. 663 00:27:22,555 --> 00:27:23,954 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 664 00:27:23,956 --> 00:27:25,956 I thought he was here to change the water cooler... 665 00:27:25,958 --> 00:27:27,873 water cooler... 666 00:27:27,898 --> 00:27:29,297 Blah, blah, puka shells, 667 00:27:29,322 --> 00:27:30,592 blah, blah, karate, 668 00:27:30,617 --> 00:27:31,826 blah, blah, blah, 669 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,551 sleeping in my old twin bed, blah, blah, 670 00:27:33,576 --> 00:27:35,743 intensive purposes. 671 00:27:37,655 --> 00:27:40,278 See, I always urge people to hang on to their receipts, 672 00:27:40,303 --> 00:27:42,371 because of our generous return policy; 673 00:27:42,396 --> 00:27:44,439 60 days, with or without the box. 674 00:27:44,441 --> 00:27:45,801 Go back to Board Shorts McGee. 675 00:27:45,826 --> 00:27:47,631 Board Shorts, McGee... 676 00:27:48,568 --> 00:27:49,878 Doop, doop, dee doop, 677 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,045 doop, doople dee doop, 678 00:27:51,047 --> 00:27:52,447 doop, doop, doop. 679 00:27:52,449 --> 00:27:53,982 Doople dee doop, doop, doop, 680 00:27:53,984 --> 00:27:55,037 doop, doop, doop... 681 00:27:55,062 --> 00:27:56,261 Stop it. 682 00:27:56,286 --> 00:27:57,585 What's wrong, Rebecca? 683 00:27:57,587 --> 00:28:00,188 Um, I'm so sorry, I, um... 684 00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,974 I have to go. 685 00:28:01,999 --> 00:28:03,842 You're not, like, actually going. 686 00:28:03,867 --> 00:28:05,053 We-we just got here. 687 00:28:05,078 --> 00:28:06,778 We-we haven't gotten our amuse bushes. 688 00:28:06,803 --> 00:28:08,045 It's a amuse-bouche! Okay? 689 00:28:08,070 --> 00:28:09,974 It's a small bite that tickles your palate. 690 00:28:09,999 --> 00:28:12,371 I'm sorry, didn't mean to get mad at that. 691 00:28:12,396 --> 00:28:14,029 I have to go. I have to fix this. 692 00:28:14,054 --> 00:28:16,982 Josh, all I want to do is be back in our love bubble. 693 00:28:17,007 --> 00:28:18,673 Okay, but I-I-I have to go, 694 00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:19,874 I have to go. 695 00:28:23,252 --> 00:28:24,785 That was rude. 696 00:28:24,881 --> 00:28:25,947 It was. 697 00:28:27,284 --> 00:28:29,498 I still like her more than Valencia. 698 00:28:35,025 --> 00:28:36,837 Nathaniel's just ruining everything. 699 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,493 He's getting in my head, he's making me think that Josh is an idiot, 700 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,095 which is ridiculous. 701 00:28:41,097 --> 00:28:42,730 Oh, it's fine. Okay, all I have to do 702 00:28:42,732 --> 00:28:44,720 is get the proof, get the client, save everyone's jobs, 703 00:28:44,745 --> 00:28:46,201 and then I can just quit 704 00:28:46,203 --> 00:28:47,753 and go back to my love bubble. 705 00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:49,665 - I found something! - Oh, what? 706 00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:51,501 Oh, my God! 707 00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,697 - That's a skull. - Just wait, there's more. 708 00:28:53,931 --> 00:28:55,843 - Boom. - Oh, my God. 709 00:28:55,845 --> 00:28:56,878 Oh! 710 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,346 - Awesome. - Yes, awesome. 711 00:28:58,348 --> 00:29:00,626 They totally buried two bodies in one casket. 712 00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:01,649 I mean, that's not awesome. 713 00:29:01,651 --> 00:29:03,518 But, like, for us, this is awesome. 714 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,054 Yes! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! 715 00:29:06,056 --> 00:29:08,189 - There's four leg bones in here! - Okay, we got the skulls, 716 00:29:08,191 --> 00:29:09,290 we got the proof, let's just... 717 00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,259 let's just get out of here, okay? 718 00:29:10,284 --> 00:29:12,093 I've got two pelvises! 719 00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,428 Freeze! Drop the bones! 720 00:29:13,430 --> 00:29:15,730 Paula, it's the fuzz. Scatter! 721 00:29:35,153 --> 00:29:36,853 Paula! 722 00:29:38,223 --> 00:29:39,639 Paula... 723 00:29:40,148 --> 00:29:42,525 I am so sorry that I left you. I... 724 00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:43,994 the light flashed and I panicked 725 00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,864 and I just... I ran here, what happened? 726 00:29:45,889 --> 00:29:49,169 I convinced the security guard to let me go. 727 00:29:49,194 --> 00:29:50,882 How? 728 00:29:51,298 --> 00:29:54,070 I told him that I would go to the Long Beach Aquarium 729 00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:56,124 with him on Saturday. 730 00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:59,389 He likes the touch tank. 731 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:01,878 I don't want to talk about it. 732 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,788 I just want to go home and shower. 733 00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:05,515 Yeah, I understand that, Paula, 734 00:30:05,517 --> 00:30:07,183 but we can't... we can't... we got to get to work. 735 00:30:07,185 --> 00:30:08,812 - What? - Oh, it's 7:45! 736 00:30:08,837 --> 00:30:10,015 - We got to go! - Why? 737 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,359 Just-just get this jalopy moving, Paula. 738 00:30:11,384 --> 00:30:13,189 But I want to go home and scrub the dead bodies 739 00:30:13,191 --> 00:30:14,791 and the security guard breath off my body. 740 00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:17,527 Paula, Nathaniel's gonna start firing people at 8:00 a.m. 741 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:28,171 Business is not personal. 742 00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:30,006 It's about the bottom line. 743 00:30:30,008 --> 00:30:31,968 It's about efficiency, saving time and money... 744 00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:34,685 Just do it! I can't take it anymore. 745 00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:37,247 Do with me what you will, fire me, throw me out. 746 00:30:37,249 --> 00:30:39,449 Cover me in honey and blindfold me. 747 00:30:39,451 --> 00:30:41,317 My safe word is penis. 748 00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:43,186 I heard someone yell penis. 749 00:30:43,188 --> 00:30:44,387 What's wrong, Karen? 750 00:30:44,412 --> 00:30:45,432 Listen. 751 00:30:45,457 --> 00:30:46,812 It's nothing personal, 752 00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:47,789 but... 753 00:30:47,814 --> 00:30:49,192 Stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 754 00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:50,226 Stop, stop. 755 00:30:50,228 --> 00:30:51,294 We have proof. 756 00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:52,629 Paula and I have proof 757 00:30:52,631 --> 00:30:54,898 that the cemetery's committing burial fraud. 758 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,966 Great. Where is that proof? 759 00:30:56,968 --> 00:30:59,269 Okay. It was a little bit confiscated, but we can get more 760 00:30:59,271 --> 00:31:00,403 because we know it's there now. 761 00:31:00,405 --> 00:31:01,738 So you still don't have the client. 762 00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:02,749 Technically, no. 763 00:31:02,774 --> 00:31:04,358 But they will hire us once they see... 764 00:31:04,383 --> 00:31:07,538 How many times do I have to say Friday at 8:00 a.m. 765 00:31:07,563 --> 00:31:08,745 That's the deadline. 766 00:31:08,747 --> 00:31:11,247 You lost. Game over. Get out of the pool, 767 00:31:11,272 --> 00:31:13,772 wash off the chlorine, and apologize to your father. 768 00:31:13,797 --> 00:31:15,124 What? 769 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:17,931 It's over. 770 00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:19,382 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Please, please don't do this. 771 00:31:19,407 --> 00:31:21,248 Please don't do this. Can I talk to you in private? 772 00:31:21,273 --> 00:31:24,060 For just one-one second, one second, in private. 773 00:31:30,569 --> 00:31:32,926 Rebecca, I understand that you are emotional, 774 00:31:32,951 --> 00:31:34,293 but, hey, we had a deal. 775 00:31:34,318 --> 00:31:36,604 You cannot do this to these people. 776 00:31:36,629 --> 00:31:37,910 - Well, uh... - These are good people. 777 00:31:37,935 --> 00:31:39,776 They've supported me through a lot of tough times. 778 00:31:39,778 --> 00:31:41,611 I mean, I moved here less than a year ago, 779 00:31:41,613 --> 00:31:44,114 completely started over and they, they supported me. 780 00:31:44,116 --> 00:31:46,293 You know, even the most humiliating moments. 781 00:31:46,318 --> 00:31:48,084 I pooped in a shoe on YouTube. 782 00:31:48,086 --> 00:31:49,637 Okay?! That's what happened. 783 00:31:49,662 --> 00:31:51,187 Please, I beg you. I'm begging you. 784 00:31:51,189 --> 00:31:52,254 Human to human, 785 00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:53,989 just reconsider, just reconsider. 786 00:31:54,014 --> 00:31:56,314 You know, I really thought that you could be a winner. 787 00:31:57,062 --> 00:31:59,195 Help me put this place on the map. 788 00:31:59,197 --> 00:32:00,563 But I was wrong. 789 00:32:00,894 --> 00:32:01,893 You're weak. 790 00:32:01,918 --> 00:32:02,966 And I should've recognized that 791 00:32:02,968 --> 00:32:05,573 the second I met your loser boyfriend. 792 00:32:05,598 --> 00:32:08,004 If you'll excuse me, I have some people that I need to fire, 793 00:32:08,006 --> 00:32:10,039 but I need to get my list because, for some reason, 794 00:32:10,041 --> 00:32:12,609 I can't remember anyone's name except for Paula's. 795 00:32:19,117 --> 00:32:20,894 - Get over here. - Hey, hey, hey. 796 00:32:21,086 --> 00:32:22,352 Oh, you're such an arrogant jerk. 797 00:32:22,354 --> 00:32:25,301 You're about to ruin the lives of these innocent... 798 00:32:25,326 --> 00:32:26,689 semi-hardworking people. 799 00:32:26,691 --> 00:32:28,199 Also, do you know what you've made me do? 800 00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:29,737 You made me offend my future in-laws. 801 00:32:29,762 --> 00:32:31,074 You almost got me arrested. 802 00:32:31,099 --> 00:32:33,346 I watched my best friend hold a human pelvis in her hands. 803 00:32:33,371 --> 00:32:35,031 I have offered to show my ample bosom 804 00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:37,433 to so many gross, old men, 805 00:32:37,435 --> 00:32:39,536 and you made the love of my life say, 806 00:32:39,538 --> 00:32:41,838 "Boop-be-doop, be-doop, be-doop, be-doop, be-doop." 807 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,907 I don't know, those words sound a little advanced for Josh. 808 00:32:43,932 --> 00:32:45,450 Come here, oh! 809 00:32:45,475 --> 00:32:47,710 Okay, listen, you are surprisingly nimble, 810 00:32:47,712 --> 00:32:48,821 but... 811 00:32:48,846 --> 00:32:49,846 just put the pen down. 812 00:32:49,848 --> 00:32:50,880 - Okay? - Why are you running? 813 00:32:50,882 --> 00:32:52,891 Why are you running so fast from a girl? 814 00:32:52,985 --> 00:32:54,494 Stop running, you coward! 815 00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,733 Why don't we stop right here and just take a breath. 816 00:32:56,758 --> 00:32:57,790 Huh? 817 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:00,758 - Oh, no. - Aah! 818 00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:01,757 Whoa. 819 00:33:01,758 --> 00:33:03,532 It's the flying squirrel. 820 00:33:14,403 --> 00:33:15,936 Oh, God! 821 00:33:15,961 --> 00:33:17,070 Well, we should break it up. 822 00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,453 She might hurt him and that would be terrible. 823 00:33:19,478 --> 00:33:22,131 Darryl, you're the boss. You have to intervene! 824 00:33:22,156 --> 00:33:23,508 Actually, I'm not a boss. 825 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:24,640 I'm not even a co-boss. 826 00:33:24,665 --> 00:33:26,531 I'm a semi-pseudo-boss. 827 00:33:26,771 --> 00:33:27,937 I mean nothing. 828 00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,750 I'm useless. A puppet. 829 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:32,242 A male cheerleader. 830 00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:34,281 No. No, no, no, no. 831 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,780 - Oh, no. - Let me kill you. 832 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,115 Oh, God. 833 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,294 Hello, gentlemen. 834 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:43,086 How may I help you? 835 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,505 - Take it. - No. 836 00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,476 - Take it. - Uh... yes. 837 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,422 Nathaniel has a terrible peanut allergy 838 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,582 and Rebecca is trying to stab him with an EpiPen. 839 00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:52,718 I'm gonna kill you. 840 00:33:52,743 --> 00:33:53,951 Really? 841 00:33:53,984 --> 00:33:56,313 - You are crazy. - Yeah, little bit. 842 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,450 Gentlemen, I am so sorry you had to witness that. 843 00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:10,490 Peanut allergies, my son has that. 844 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,383 It's a nightmare. Blasted legumes. 845 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,693 Ah. 846 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,686 What can we do for you sirs? 847 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,921 Oh, uh, the cemetery dropped their suit this morning, 848 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,257 and we thought that you might have something to do with it 849 00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,960 and now that we smell the scent of death on you, 850 00:34:24,161 --> 00:34:25,536 we know it was you. 851 00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,122 You really went above and beyond. 852 00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:29,781 Or should I say... below? 853 00:34:35,568 --> 00:34:37,607 - Good one, Stonebrow. - Thank you. 854 00:34:37,632 --> 00:34:39,342 So, you can send the papers over today. 855 00:34:39,513 --> 00:34:41,357 Let's get that land, okay? 856 00:34:41,382 --> 00:34:42,945 Oh, wonderful. 857 00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,114 Uh, looking forward to working with you sirs. 858 00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:46,935 Thank you, guys. 859 00:34:48,075 --> 00:34:49,986 So... I did it. 860 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:51,185 I got the money. 861 00:34:51,210 --> 00:34:53,066 So, you fire any of these people 862 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,534 over my dead body. 863 00:34:54,605 --> 00:34:55,864 Pun intended. 864 00:34:55,904 --> 00:34:57,127 Sir... 865 00:34:57,169 --> 00:34:59,228 if you're gonna terminate anyone, let it be me... 866 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:01,161 - Darryl... - ... for I am the angel 867 00:35:01,186 --> 00:35:03,832 that let the devil run loose in this house. 868 00:35:03,857 --> 00:35:06,402 My greed has imperiled these wonderful people. 869 00:35:06,427 --> 00:35:07,739 Shame on me... 870 00:35:07,764 --> 00:35:09,931 for I have failed all of you. 871 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,497 I am but the jester in this house of feathers. 872 00:35:14,997 --> 00:35:16,279 Really? 873 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:19,782 Why is everyone so dramatic around here? 874 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,819 Look, I've been saying all week, I need to hit a number 875 00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,754 and we just did, so... 876 00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:26,456 you're safe for today. 877 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,057 - Yes! - See? 878 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,959 Oh! Wow! 879 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,060 Oh, geez. 880 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,429 - Oh! - Oh. 881 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:34,397 Sorry. 882 00:35:34,399 --> 00:35:35,832 - Oh, you did a great job. - Good job. 883 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,866 Yeah, buddy. 884 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,362 Oh, you did, yeah. 885 00:35:38,387 --> 00:35:39,862 Totally worth it. 886 00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:41,938 You smell awful. 887 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:49,545 Well, thank you for literally fighting for us in there. 888 00:35:49,570 --> 00:35:51,184 Oh, he's a terrible person. 889 00:35:51,209 --> 00:35:54,505 He is a... terrible, terrible... 890 00:35:54,935 --> 00:35:56,138 dreamboat. 891 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:59,733 Like, it's weird how good-looking he is, right? 892 00:35:59,758 --> 00:36:01,124 It's an, it's not, no... 893 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,849 it's-it's like he's chiseled 894 00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:05,443 out of evil marble. 895 00:36:07,662 --> 00:36:08,691 What's the matter? 896 00:36:08,716 --> 00:36:09,935 Everything worked out 897 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,778 and you are free and clear. 898 00:36:11,803 --> 00:36:13,636 I mean, you can just go back to your love bubble. 899 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:16,605 I feel so terrible about how I treated Josh. 900 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:18,216 No, I let Nathaniel get to me 901 00:36:18,241 --> 00:36:19,976 and I feel awful about it. 902 00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:22,599 Honey, you were just trying to save everybody's jobs. 903 00:36:22,624 --> 00:36:25,181 I know, but I seriously don't know what came over me. 904 00:36:25,505 --> 00:36:27,617 I mean, Josh is my world 905 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:30,653 and suddenly, Nathaniel made me think that was stupid, 906 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:31,990 even for just a second. 907 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:33,222 I-I mean... 908 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:35,091 I love Josh Chan 909 00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,392 and Josh Chan loves me. 910 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:39,099 Who cares if he's not an Ivy League snob? 911 00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:41,677 He's a good, decent person. 912 00:36:41,702 --> 00:36:43,869 I love him so much. 913 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:50,263 Paula, do you think Josh will ever forgive me? 914 00:37:13,063 --> 00:37:16,064 So, I know I've been a bitch the past few days 915 00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,513 and I think what happened was... 916 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:23,939 I absorbed Nathaniel's evilness 917 00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:26,320 and it turned me into a lunatic. 918 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:27,805 Yeah, exactly. 919 00:37:29,447 --> 00:37:32,945 But you did save your friends' jobs. 920 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,984 So... 921 00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:36,819 I can forgive you this time. 922 00:37:37,102 --> 00:37:39,321 What about your parents? 923 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:42,508 I-I can't believe I yelled at you in front of them and then I left. 924 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:44,383 I owe them such an apology. 925 00:37:44,408 --> 00:37:45,891 That goes without saying. 926 00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:47,149 Yeah. 927 00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:49,516 Hey... 928 00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:58,379 So, um, what do you want to do? 929 00:37:58,404 --> 00:38:01,405 You want to get in our pj's and cuddle 930 00:38:01,430 --> 00:38:03,764 or do you want to just go straight to bed? 931 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:07,074 - Go to bed. - Yeah? 932 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:12,285 Hey, um, how about I chase you and you run... 933 00:38:12,310 --> 00:38:14,610 like I'm pretending to be really mad at you. 934 00:38:14,635 --> 00:38:15,601 What? 935 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,527 Yeah, it's like a sexy, silly fun game. 936 00:38:18,552 --> 00:38:21,636 Like... like, I'll-I'll chase you, 937 00:38:21,661 --> 00:38:24,495 pretending that I want to kill you, 938 00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,746 and you'll run and it'll be like, 939 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:28,714 "Watch out! She's gonna get you." 940 00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:30,925 Okay. Well, I'm pretty fast, you know. 941 00:38:30,957 --> 00:38:33,299 In high school, my 100-yard dash was eighth... 942 00:38:33,324 --> 00:38:34,324 best in the county. 943 00:38:34,349 --> 00:38:35,421 Yeah, just run. 944 00:38:35,423 --> 00:38:36,597 Yeah. 945 00:38:36,622 --> 00:38:37,839 Oh, God! 946 00:38:43,370 --> 00:38:45,612 Uh, so, listen, thank you for... 947 00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:47,630 letting me go in the graveyard. 948 00:38:47,655 --> 00:38:51,090 Oh, don't thank me until you've... 949 00:38:51,482 --> 00:38:54,886 felt the skin of the ray. 950 00:38:55,322 --> 00:38:56,454 It's so soft. 951 00:38:56,683 --> 00:38:58,557 You know, I'm good. I don't... 952 00:38:58,582 --> 00:38:59,582 I just would like to go soon. 953 00:38:59,607 --> 00:39:01,871 - Touch the ray... Paula - All right. Okay. 954 00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:03,113 Touch the ray. 955 00:39:04,886 --> 00:39:07,753 Okay. I touched the ray. 956 00:39:07,778 --> 00:39:09,545 Can I go now? 957 00:39:09,547 --> 00:39:10,980 Touch the urchin. 958 00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,314 Mm... 959 00:39:12,316 --> 00:39:14,300 You have to touch the sea urchin. 960 00:39:14,325 --> 00:39:16,359 Feels like, I don't know, 961 00:39:16,384 --> 00:39:19,378 someone doing you a favor in a graveyard. 962 00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:21,527 - Okay. - But, but... 963 00:39:22,051 --> 00:39:24,027 - I want you to look... - Ah... 964 00:39:24,052 --> 00:39:25,504 ... at my face, 965 00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:28,644 so that I can see the moment when your fingertips... 966 00:39:28,831 --> 00:39:30,230 touch the urchin. 967 00:39:35,427 --> 00:39:36,793 How does it feel? 968 00:39:37,445 --> 00:39:39,343 How does it feel? 969 00:39:39,368 --> 00:39:42,244 Speak from the heart and don't lie or I'll know. 970 00:39:42,246 --> 00:39:43,257 Okay. 971 00:39:43,282 --> 00:39:45,249 It's, um, it's... sharp. 972 00:39:45,281 --> 00:39:47,554 ? It's sharp because the urchin has the little spines ? 973 00:39:47,579 --> 00:39:49,210 ? And that is how they get food. ? 974 00:39:49,235 --> 00:39:51,265 This is so awesome. I love this stuff so much. 975 00:39:51,290 --> 00:39:52,757 Let's, let's go look at some coral. 976 00:39:52,782 --> 00:39:54,148 Okay? Wait, no, no. 977 00:39:54,173 --> 00:39:55,367 It's this way. 978 00:39:57,117 --> 00:40:01,312 Synced and corrected by Aaronnmb www.addic7ed.com ess. A puppet. 829 00:33:29,890 --> 00:33:32,242 A male cheerleader. 830 00:33:32,267 --> 00:33:34,281 No. No, no, no, no. 831 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:37,780 - Oh, no. - Let me kill you. 832 00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,115 Oh, God. 833 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,294 Hello, gentlemen. 834 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:43,086 How may I help you? 835 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,505 - Take it. - No. 836 00:33:45,530 --> 00:33:47,476 - Take it. - Uh... yes. 837 00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,422 Nathaniel has a terrible peanut allergy 838 00:33:49,447 --> 00:33:51,582 and Rebecca is trying to stab him with an EpiPen. 839 00:33:51,607 --> 00:33:52,718 I'm gonna kill you. 840 00:33:52,743 --> 00:33:53,951 Really? 841 00:33:53,984 --> 00:33:56,313 - You are crazy. - Yeah, little bit. 842 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,450 Gentlemen, I am so sorry you had to witness that. 843 00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:10,490 Peanut allergies, my son has that. 844 00:34:10,515 --> 00:34:13,383 It's a nightmare. Blasted legumes. 845 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,693 Ah. 846 00:34:15,086 --> 00:34:16,686 What can we do for you sirs? 847 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,921 Oh, uh, the cemetery dropped their suit this morning, 848 00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:21,257 and we thought that you might have something to do with it 849 00:34:21,259 --> 00:34:23,960 and now that we71679

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