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Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
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Greg, listen,
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I care about you.
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Tell me...
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tell me how you feel,
if you have any feelings.
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I need-I need to... to take...
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- I need to take a nap.
- Greg?
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Rebecca, no matter what I do...
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... I feel you with me.
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Why don't you... leave
a few things here?
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I have plenty of room.
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Just put it in one of my drawers.
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Is that Greg's sweatshirt?
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I am looking for Greg.
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I really need to find him.
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I need to speak to your son, Greg.
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Look, there he is, there he is!
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Hi, I'm Greg,
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and I'm an alcoholic.
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I'm addicted to her life.
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It's like I... did
another fist full of blow.
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- What's this?
- Okay,
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just a simple contract laying
out the terms of our friendship.
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It stipulates that my
services as a friend
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exclude shenanigans.
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There's just still
something missing in my life.
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I just... and I don't know what it is.
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Once I took my very first drink,
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I felt bulletproof.
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For the first time in my life,
I didn't care about anything.
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About how people felt, about how I felt,
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about what was going
on with my mom and dad.
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Alcohol became my shield.
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And it worked.
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At least I thought it
worked until 27 days ago.
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Thanks for bringing
the donuts this week.
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You bet, man.
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And thank you for sharing, dude.
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Oh, thanks, Guardrail.
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"Guardrail," is that because
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you were conceived on
the open road, or...
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Nah, my buddy Throttle gave me that name
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because I was so
overprotective of my coke.
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Those were the days.
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- So, things going okay?
- With me?
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Yeah, weirdly enough,
I'm doing all right.
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Feel my feelings, yadda yadda.
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I remember how good I felt
when I first got sober.
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- Almost euphoric.
- Exactly.
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Then I found it was just a phase.
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We call it the pink cloud.
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When that went away, I had
to deal with some rough stuff.
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Listen, thank you for the indirect,
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passive-aggressive warning,
but I'm coming to the meetings,
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I'm doing great.
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Hey, tell you what, how about
I bring the donuts next time?
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Uh, okay, cool.
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You know we really love our donuts here.
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I'm on it.
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What could possibly stop me?
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Oh, hey, Josh! How was karate?
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Were you the best one there?
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Becks, the only person
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I'm trying to be better than
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is the person I was yesterday.
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- Mm.
- And today, I kicked
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Yesterday Josh's ass!
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Yeah, you did!
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Oh. Oh!
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Mmm, what smells so good?
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Oh, I made you something.
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It's called noodle kugel.
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It's a Jewish thing. I
figured, I don't know,
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I've had your people's food.
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You've never had my people's food.
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It's delicious.
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It's my bubbe's recipe.
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Oh, bubbe would've hated you.
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She was really racist.
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It was a different
time, but still... wrong.
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Anyway, you hungry?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
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I had a sushi burrito after karate.
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Oh, that's okay. No worries.
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See, that's what I love about you.
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- You love me?
- Love about you.
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Love about me... right,
right, right, got it.
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Like, I know that you're
not gonna get mad at me,
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because I didn't eat the Jewish noodles.
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We're independent.
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You know, we come
together when we want to,
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and when we don't, we
stay in our own lanes.
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Lanes, exactly! Exactly.
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Uh, all right, so no kugel for now.
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Do you want to watch a
movie just like in a chilling
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in own... lanes type of way?
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It's just, I-I don't know.
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Feel like I haven't
seen you in a forever.
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You've had a thing
every night this week.
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I have plans.
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Football at Hector's house.
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And I know how you hate football.
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I don't hate football.
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I-I get why it's fun, it just
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kind of propagates the
ideology of physical dominance
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and the economic subjugation
of the working poor.
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Plus the concussions. It
should be illegal, LOL.
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Um...
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What are you doing Friday?
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Shoot, Friday I got a thing.
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Just another guy thing.
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But, Josh, that's the
thing... I love guy stuff.
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I'm, like, such a guy.
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When I was a kid, people
thought I was a guy all the time.
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It turned out I had a hormone imbalance.
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It was a very, it was
a very... hard time.
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But-but, yeah, I'm down to do whatever.
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What are you doing Friday, broseph?
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Just going to a new
place called The Paddle.
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It's a Ping-Pong cocktaileria.
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It's pretty fun.
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Wait, hold on a second.
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Did you say Ping-Pong?
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Josh, shut up.
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Shut up. Shut your stupid face.
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- What... ?
- No,
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Josh, shut up! Shut up right now!
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You know that
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I was a teenage Ping-Pong champion.
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I was the Junior Miss
Table Tennis Champion
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for the Eastern Northern
Seaboard County District.
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Seriously? The Junior
Miss Table Tennis Champion
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for the Eastern Northern
Seaboard County District?
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How do I not know that already?
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I don't know. Maybe we
should hang out more.
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Maybe we should live together.
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- Oh...
- Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's true.
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This is great.
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I mean, you should come by and
give us a few pointers, then.
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Oh, my God, I couldn't.
I'm-I'm so rusty, but okay!
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Cool.
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Yeah.
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♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪
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♪ La-la-la,
lovey-dove ♪
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♪ I can't be held
responsible for my actions ♪
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♪ She's an ingenue ♪
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♪ I have no underlying
issues to address ♪
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♪ I'm certifiably cute
and adorably obsessed ♪
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♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪
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♪ Therefore, you
can't call her crazy ♪
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♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪
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♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪
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Blam!
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Hello, men!
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What's with her?
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I don't know, but I'll find out.
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I'm her best friend.
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Everyone knows that, right?
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Everyone knows you say it.
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Same thing, right?
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Hey, babe. What's up?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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If I told you,
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it would, you know, violate
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the no-shenanigans clause
of our friend contract.
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Oh. But basically, I have to learn
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how to be, like, a competition-level
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Ping-Pong player in a day.
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Wow. Okay. Anyways, listen...
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- You're not!
- I am.
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I'm applying to law school!
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Law school! Esquire! Esquire!
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Paula! Paula! Esquire!
Paula! Esquire... Paula.
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What word do you want to
chant? Just let me know.
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I can't choose. They're all awesome.
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Okay, listen. It doesn't matter.
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I need a letter of recommendation.
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Rebecca Nora Bunch,
would you do me the honor?
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Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes.
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Oh.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
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Okay, I need that by Friday, okay?
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I'll get it done
today. Oh, God, Rebecca.
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Things are finally
starting to happen for me.
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You know?
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I can't believe it.
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My dreams might actually... come true.
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You so deserve it.
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Mm.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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♪ When I was a little girl ♪
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♪ I felt like a princess ♪
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♪ So naive and full of hope ♪
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♪ I thought my dreams
would come true ♪
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♪ But then as I grew ♪
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♪ The world was all like ♪
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♪ Nope ♪
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But this time, maybe,
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just maybe...
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♪ Maybe this dream
won't lead to disgrace ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream is ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream
won't poop on my face ♪
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♪ Like a seagull at the beach ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream won't
be like my wedding ♪
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♪ The organ played
"There Goes the Bride" ♪
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I came back.
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♪ Maybe this dream won't
be like some maggots ♪
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♪ Feasting on the rotting
deer carcass of my pride ♪
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♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream won't
be like my vibrator ♪
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♪ Breaking when I need it most ♪
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♪ Tweedle deedle Dee! ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream
won't be like Ebola ♪
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♪ Eating the flesh of its host ♪
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♪ Tweedle deedle Doo! ♪
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- ♪ Maybe this dream won't be like ♪
- ♪ Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet ♪
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- ♪ When I go running ♪
- ♪ Tweet, tweet, tweet ♪
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♪ And I have to take a dump ♪
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♪ So I have to rush home ♪
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♪ Plus I also have my period ♪
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♪ So I have menstrual
cramps plus dump cramps ♪
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♪ And as I run frantically ♪
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♪ I pee just a little ♪
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♪ Because I've had two babies ♪
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♪ So by the time I get home ♪
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♪ My undies smell like a sewer rat ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream
won't be like that ♪
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♪ Maybe this dream will
finally make me feel ♪
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♪ Like I deserve ♪
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♪ A... ♪
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♪ Dream. ♪
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Paula Proctor. How may I help you?
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No, don't even worry about
it. It's my pleasure. Yeah.
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Okay. Nope. Thank you.
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Rebecca told me you're
applying to law school.
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- Ee!
- And so...
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I took the liberty of writing you
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♪ A recommendation. ♪
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Oh. Well, um, here's the thing.
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Rebecca's actually doing it for me,
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'cause, I mean, we're besties.
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- So...
- Oh. My... Yeah. Yeah.
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Of course. Of course. I understand.
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I mean, you and I are best
friends, and she's your bestie.
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Whatever that is.
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But you know what? If you
need a second recommendation,
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consider it done.
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No. Here's the thing. I don't.
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So, um, but, like, thank you.
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Well, that's cool. That's cool.
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I'll just hang on to this, and...
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you know, maybe do another draft,
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another polish, as they say.
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- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
259
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Yeah. Everything could always
use a little improvement.
260
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Just like a friendship.
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- Can I help you?
- Hi.
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I'm Xiao Huang,
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2016 San Gabriel Valley
Junior Table Tennis Champion.
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Do you know where I can find...
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Ooh, ooh! That's mine! That's mine!
266
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He's with me! He's with
me! Hi, I'm Rebecca.
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Hi. Do you need coffee
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before we get started? Espresso? No.
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I just think if it's really meant to be,
270
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you don't need to manufacture
some fake enthusiasm
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for Josh's hobby.
272
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Isn't a relationship all
about meeting in the middle?
273
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Okay, Dr. Ruth, I'm
paying you for Ping-Pong,
274
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not the hokey-pokey
about the hanky-panky.
275
00:11:02,782 --> 00:11:04,745
Oh, that's funny. Should I tweet that?
276
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,913
Let's just get back to Ping-Pong.
277
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How do I hold the paddle?
278
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,749
Do I hold it like this or like this?
279
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You hold it like this.
280
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No, wait, I look dumb.
281
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I need to look hot. Can you do that?
282
00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:16,571
Sexy Ping-Pong. Copy that.
283
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Cool.
284
00:11:20,501 --> 00:11:21,833
There he is.
285
00:11:21,835 --> 00:11:23,585
Mr. Leaving Las Vegas,
286
00:11:23,587 --> 00:11:25,253
but with an inspirational ending.
287
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Kev, don't.
288
00:11:26,473 --> 00:11:28,807
I get it. You want to
downplay your courage.
289
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I understand.
290
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,560
I'm just so proud of you, man.
291
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You inspired me to quit kettle chips.
292
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That's my gateway drug.
293
00:11:35,099 --> 00:11:37,149
That's not a drug. It's a potato.
294
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Also, you no longer have to
serve alcoholic beverages.
295
00:11:40,337 --> 00:11:43,522
And... I've taken beer-battered
shrimp off the menu.
296
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Oh, God.
297
00:11:45,307 --> 00:11:47,094
Hey, Greg. Heard you finally
298
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figured out you're an alcoholic.
299
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I'm happy for you.
300
00:11:49,696 --> 00:11:51,863
- Thanks?
- Yeah, I had an ex-boyfriend
301
00:11:51,865 --> 00:11:53,665
who went to rehab for his Oxy addiction.
302
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,450
Lot of ups and downs.
303
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:57,753
- May he rest in peace.
- He died?
304
00:11:57,755 --> 00:11:59,254
No, but I hope he does.
305
00:11:59,256 --> 00:12:01,373
He stole a lot of 20s out of my purse.
306
00:12:01,727 --> 00:12:03,375
Anyway, I'm pulling for you, buddy.
307
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,241
We all are.
308
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,688
Guys, I appreciate your
support, but can we just...
309
00:12:06,915 --> 00:12:09,992
do our jobs and not
talk about this so much?
310
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I understand. We should
keep things normal.
311
00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:13,468
That's what we should do. Yeah.
312
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Listen up, gang!
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Be normal!
314
00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:19,391
Greg does not want
to treated differently
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for his alcohol addiction!
316
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So, be cool.
317
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Be cool.
318
00:12:25,699 --> 00:12:27,904
Emergency meeting called by Serrano...
319
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Did you tell him about you and Rebecca?
320
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You said you were gonna.
321
00:12:30,455 --> 00:12:32,288
I haven't seen him, no one has.
322
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He hasn't been around. I will tell him
323
00:12:34,631 --> 00:12:36,797
- at some point.
- Gentlemen.
324
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What do you think Serrano wants?
325
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,897
Uh, I don't know.
Maybe we should ask him,
326
00:12:40,922 --> 00:12:43,187
since he's right there. He's...
327
00:12:43,189 --> 00:12:45,139
waving us over? 'Sup, man?
328
00:12:45,141 --> 00:12:46,807
You ghosted on us. Where you been?
329
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,692
Yeah, what's this meeting about?
330
00:12:47,694 --> 00:12:49,477
Okay, guys, give him a break.
331
00:12:49,479 --> 00:12:52,113
He's trying to tell us.
Greg, whatever this is,
332
00:12:52,115 --> 00:12:55,116
it concerns all of us. Or... right?
333
00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:58,286
Y-You asked us all to come
here because, uh, you...
334
00:12:58,288 --> 00:13:01,454
I mean, you're not putting any
one individual on blast, right?
335
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:02,977
Dude,
336
00:13:03,126 --> 00:13:05,212
- what?
- Shh! Let him talk.
337
00:13:05,237 --> 00:13:06,987
Greg, you have the floor.
338
00:13:07,012 --> 00:13:08,261
Sit down, guys.
339
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,240
Here's the thing. I'm...
340
00:13:13,265 --> 00:13:14,631
sorry I've been M.I.A.
341
00:13:14,945 --> 00:13:16,687
And that I lied to you.
342
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:20,024
My mom didn't have
botched plastic surgery.
343
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:23,010
Though she did get her nose done
recently and it looks amazing.
344
00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:24,743
But the truth is,
345
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,504
I have been dealing with some things.
346
00:13:29,352 --> 00:13:30,401
Like?
347
00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:31,986
Like I got a DUI,
348
00:13:31,988 --> 00:13:33,688
spent a night in jail,
turns out I'm an alcoholic.
349
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,406
I've been going to meetings
and I'm trying to stay sober.
350
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:37,575
That's it, bingo, bango, done. Beers?
351
00:13:38,593 --> 00:13:39,459
Wow.
352
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:42,524
Wow, dude, this is... heavy.
353
00:13:42,549 --> 00:13:44,999
I know. It's a shock, right?
354
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,417
Eh...
355
00:13:46,977 --> 00:13:48,869
Or not a shock.
356
00:13:49,188 --> 00:13:51,587
Yeah, no, not really.
Sort of saw that coming.
357
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:52,861
I'm shocked.
358
00:13:52,959 --> 00:13:56,177
A-And upset. Greg, I'm sorry.
359
00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:57,962
I'm so... sorry.
360
00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,213
I feel terrible.
361
00:13:59,215 --> 00:14:01,966
If I did anything to
contribute to this in any way...
362
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:04,051
- What?
- I-I... In...
363
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:06,354
I was the one with the
fake ID in high school.
364
00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:08,806
At every party, I would dare
you to drink the whole bottle
365
00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,618
because I thought it
was funny or something.
366
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,040
God, I don't know if I can
live with myself anymore.
367
00:14:13,065 --> 00:14:14,815
Weirdly, this isn't about you.
368
00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,321
It's okay. Don't give Josh a hard time.
369
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,899
My sponsor, Guardrail...
370
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,068
That's his biker name.
It's a long story.
371
00:14:21,070 --> 00:14:22,319
He has a friend named Throttle.
372
00:14:22,321 --> 00:14:23,738
It's a very colorful group of people.
373
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:25,790
I-I'm not supposed to
say names, but I think
374
00:14:25,792 --> 00:14:27,375
nicknames are okay, but just don't
375
00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:29,543
tell any of your biker
friends... Just cover our bases.
376
00:14:29,545 --> 00:14:31,245
But anyway, Guardrail said
377
00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:34,215
some people in my life would
take it harder than others.
378
00:14:34,217 --> 00:14:36,250
It's... it's all right, Josh.
379
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:38,290
No one caused this.
380
00:14:38,806 --> 00:14:40,829
It's me. And I'm working on it.
381
00:14:41,507 --> 00:14:44,141
Well, I'm proud of you. Cheers, Greg.
382
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,760
Don't cheers an alcoholic, dumb-ass.
383
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:47,645
It's a light beer, idiot-ass.
384
00:14:47,647 --> 00:14:49,513
White Josh is right. I-I don't think
385
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,899
we should be drinking around you.
386
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,401
No, it's okay. I...
387
00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:53,934
You don't have the problem, I do.
388
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,937
You guys can drink, I can't.
389
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,516
Let me show you what I mean.
390
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:00,847
Come on.
391
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,282
♪ Gather ye 'round and
I'll tell you a tale ♪
392
00:15:08,284 --> 00:15:10,334
♪ Of all the great times ♪
393
00:15:10,336 --> 00:15:12,420
♪ I've had with an ale ♪
394
00:15:12,422 --> 00:15:14,255
♪ There's joy and there's glory ♪
395
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:16,006
♪ More than you can think ♪
396
00:15:16,008 --> 00:15:20,010
♪ Yes, this is what
happens to me when I drink ♪
397
00:15:20,930 --> 00:15:23,380
♪ I pee my pants, my pants ♪
398
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:25,049
♪ I pee my pants ♪
399
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:28,769
♪ I get up from the bar
to find pee on my pants ♪
400
00:15:28,771 --> 00:15:30,471
♪ I say it's water ♪
401
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:32,106
♪ But all it takes is a glance ♪
402
00:15:32,108 --> 00:15:35,976
♪ For people to realize
I peed my pants ♪
403
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:38,145
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.
404
00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:41,866
♪ Yes, wine can be fun...
White, rosé and red ♪
405
00:15:41,868 --> 00:15:45,202
♪ Till I call up my boss,
say I wish he was dead ♪
406
00:15:45,204 --> 00:15:48,789
♪ Chase down the regret
with some gin for good luck ♪
407
00:15:48,791 --> 00:15:52,460
♪ Then steal my cousin
Jim's landscaping truck ♪
408
00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:56,413
♪ Drive home, then I
puke on my cat, my cat ♪
409
00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,882
♪ I puke on my cat ♪
410
00:15:57,884 --> 00:16:01,669
♪ I fall through the
doorway and puke on my cat ♪
411
00:16:01,671 --> 00:16:04,722
♪ Poor little Bruno
did not expect that ♪
412
00:16:04,724 --> 00:16:08,759
♪ I try for the toilet,
but puke on my cat ♪
413
00:16:11,063 --> 00:16:13,314
♪ While some can enjoy ♪
414
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,516
♪ A scotch with a steak ♪
415
00:16:15,839 --> 00:16:17,735
♪ Or one glass of wine ♪
416
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:20,464
♪ Then they're barely awake ♪
417
00:16:20,768 --> 00:16:22,156
♪ For me it's much different ♪
418
00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:25,359
♪ What happens when ♪
419
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:27,361
♪ I try to have one ♪
420
00:16:27,363 --> 00:16:29,530
♪ It just turns into ten ♪
421
00:16:29,532 --> 00:16:30,998
♪ And then... ♪
422
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,867
♪ I fly a plane ♪
423
00:16:32,869 --> 00:16:35,586
♪ A plane, I fly a plane ♪
424
00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,505
♪ I knock on the cockpit, shouting ♪
425
00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:38,923
♪ "I'll fly this plane" ♪
426
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:42,626
♪ We emergency
landed, the TSA came ♪
427
00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:46,213
♪ Now I'm banned from Southwest
'cause I try to fly planes ♪
428
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,264
Everybody!
429
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,099
♪ He has sex with a bush ♪
430
00:16:49,101 --> 00:16:52,353
♪ A bush, he has sex with a bush ♪
431
00:16:52,355 --> 00:16:53,888
That wasn't a woman?
432
00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,606
♪ No, it was a bush ♪
433
00:16:55,608 --> 00:16:59,643
♪ It had twigs and leaves,
'cause it was a bush ♪
434
00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,362
♪ That's where that
scar comes from ♪
435
00:17:01,364 --> 00:17:02,863
♪ From sexing a bush ♪
436
00:17:02,865 --> 00:17:06,400
♪ But he's breaking the
cycle and making a push ♪
437
00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:09,036
♪ He's quitting his drinking ♪
438
00:17:09,038 --> 00:17:10,905
♪ And saving his pants ♪
439
00:17:10,907 --> 00:17:13,457
♪ And his cat and
Southwest and Jim's truck ♪
440
00:17:13,459 --> 00:17:15,242
- ♪ And my car ♪
- ♪ My car, too ♪
441
00:17:15,244 --> 00:17:18,412
♪ And the bush! ♪
442
00:17:19,832 --> 00:17:21,827
I didn't do anything wrong. Yes!
443
00:17:21,852 --> 00:17:23,985
Again, not about you.
444
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,088
Dear God, thank you for this boba.
445
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,341
Bless the hands that have
rolled these tapioca balls.
446
00:17:30,343 --> 00:17:32,760
Is that how boba is made? I'm not sure.
447
00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,929
Don't you only say grace before a meal?
448
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:37,314
Boba is a drink that you eat.
449
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:38,816
Okay, dude, listen.
450
00:17:38,818 --> 00:17:40,100
I'm in a rough place.
451
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,353
Greg is an alcoholic.
452
00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:44,694
I can't tell him about me and Rebecca.
453
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,857
He's in such a fragile state. I...
454
00:17:46,859 --> 00:17:48,442
I don't think he could handle it.
455
00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,444
- Okay, so...
- Now, I know what you're gonna say
456
00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,196
"Be honest, blah, blah, blah."
457
00:17:52,198 --> 00:17:53,530
You know, "Jesus likes honesty,
458
00:17:53,532 --> 00:17:54,865
blah, blah, blah."
459
00:17:54,867 --> 00:17:56,951
But Jesus didn't have
sex with his friend's ex.
460
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:58,285
I mean, not that I know of, anyway.
461
00:17:58,287 --> 00:17:59,536
Maybe he did. I don't know.
462
00:17:59,538 --> 00:18:01,077
Josh, stop.
463
00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:04,375
I think your impulse to
not tell Greg is wise.
464
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:05,452
And mature.
465
00:18:05,477 --> 00:18:07,071
What? No.
466
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:08,545
Thank you. Really?
467
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,547
Telling Greg would be selfish.
It would only alleviate
468
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,600
your own guilt, blah, blah, blah,
469
00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:14,602
Which I guess is how I sound to you?
470
00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:15,585
Mm-hmm.
471
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,810
Josh, you're right.
472
00:18:17,890 --> 00:18:19,940
Greg has a lot on his plate right now.
473
00:18:19,942 --> 00:18:21,038
Don't add to it.
474
00:18:21,063 --> 00:18:22,479
Wow.
475
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:23,894
I'm right about this?
476
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:26,340
Great. Because I really
477
00:18:26,365 --> 00:18:27,448
didn't want to tell him.
478
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,984
Uh, well, uh, you are
gonna have a chance
479
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:32,703
to practice not telling him right now.
480
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:37,625
So... there's this thing in recovery
481
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:40,544
where you own up to your mistakes.
482
00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:42,413
And I'm just starting to do that now,
483
00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:44,331
and I know I need to start with you.
484
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,452
Oh, Greg, you do not have to do this.
485
00:18:47,477 --> 00:18:49,728
Please, just let me get this out.
486
00:18:50,675 --> 00:18:52,709
I am so sorry about the French fries.
487
00:18:54,022 --> 00:18:55,046
What?
488
00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:56,938
You know that time when we went out
489
00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:59,129
after seeing your
friend's terrible band,
490
00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:01,765
and you ordered French fries
491
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,647
and I ate all of them
because I was wasted?
492
00:19:05,321 --> 00:19:08,507
When I think of myself
doing that, I am...
493
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,046
That was so selfish of me.
494
00:19:12,889 --> 00:19:14,244
And I'm sorry.
495
00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,829
Wow, I'm really glad
496
00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:18,365
- you reached out about that.
- You are?
497
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,200
No, I don't remember that at all,
498
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,119
but I will take your French fry apology
499
00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:23,454
and apply it to other stuff.
500
00:19:23,456 --> 00:19:25,788
Okay. That works.
501
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,042
Did he see me?
502
00:19:28,044 --> 00:19:29,877
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- He saw me? Okay, I'm gonna walk
503
00:19:29,879 --> 00:19:32,346
right up to him, say a quick
hello, and boom, I'm cool.
504
00:19:32,348 --> 00:19:33,964
Yeah. Dude, this is
gonna go great for you.
505
00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:35,182
Yeah.
506
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,017
Oh, hey.
507
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:39,603
Nice to see you guys. How are you?
508
00:19:39,605 --> 00:19:41,772
Hey, man, we didn't get
to talk much earlier.
509
00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:43,524
I heard about you and
Valencia... that's rough.
510
00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:44,775
Where are you staying?
511
00:19:44,777 --> 00:19:46,276
Wh... Where am I staying?
512
00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:48,217
Where do I...
513
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:49,980
reside?
514
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,949
Where do you hang your hat?
515
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:53,283
Um...
516
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:54,535
um...
517
00:19:54,537 --> 00:19:57,287
I have an Airbnb in Claremont.
518
00:19:57,553 --> 00:20:00,074
It belongs to a celebrity.
519
00:20:00,076 --> 00:20:02,076
He uses it as his weekend house.
520
00:20:02,078 --> 00:20:04,639
What celebrity weekends in Claremont?
521
00:20:04,696 --> 00:20:07,280
Oh, I'm not supposed to
tell anyone. I mean...
522
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:09,188
It's Josh Hutcherson, but
you didn't hear that from me.
523
00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:10,379
Yeah, he goes there
524
00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:12,321
when he wants to feel
down to earth, yeah.
525
00:20:12,388 --> 00:20:13,921
Look, Josh, I know you're weirded out
526
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,339
by the whole alcoholic thing.
527
00:20:15,341 --> 00:20:17,307
I know it's coming from
a place of friendship.
528
00:20:17,522 --> 00:20:18,288
Yeah.
529
00:20:18,313 --> 00:20:20,889
Thank you. I... I
think it's kind of nice.
530
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:25,194
I slept with Rebecca!
531
00:20:26,152 --> 00:20:28,068
Oh. There it is.
532
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:30,154
I'm sorry, what? It was
the night of the wedding
533
00:20:30,156 --> 00:20:31,572
and I'm so sorry.
534
00:20:31,574 --> 00:20:33,663
You're really good at secrets, Josh.
535
00:20:33,688 --> 00:20:35,104
You slept with Rebecca that night.
536
00:20:36,924 --> 00:20:38,350
That makes sense.
537
00:20:39,007 --> 00:20:40,614
I was being a drunk jerk
538
00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,950
and abandoned her by blacking out.
539
00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,118
I can't blame you guys.
540
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,120
- I-I have to take responsibility...
- Okay, wait.
541
00:20:46,122 --> 00:20:47,454
Before you forgive me, you should know
542
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,790
it wasn't just the one time.
543
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,210
It's been, uh...
544
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,682
- More than once.
- Yeah, um,
545
00:20:58,684 --> 00:21:01,051
it's been a lot of times, and
I'm sort of staying with her.
546
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,604
And there is no celebrity
Airbnb in Claremont.
547
00:21:03,606 --> 00:21:05,186
I don't know famous
people. I wish I did.
548
00:21:05,211 --> 00:21:06,494
I mean, I sold a karaoke
machine to Michael Madsen
549
00:21:06,519 --> 00:21:07,201
Stop talking.
550
00:21:07,226 --> 00:21:08,475
At Aloha once...
551
00:21:08,477 --> 00:21:09,943
It's okay, Josh. It's cool.
552
00:21:10,078 --> 00:21:12,569
I don't need to know any
more information. We're cool.
553
00:21:13,561 --> 00:21:15,149
Oh, God.
554
00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,369
I feel so much better.
555
00:21:19,371 --> 00:21:20,988
Let's just put this behind us.
556
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:22,239
Okay?
557
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,540
Are you sure?
558
00:21:23,542 --> 00:21:25,242
Yes.
559
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:31,678
Okay.
560
00:21:33,004 --> 00:21:34,022
Bye.
561
00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:36,654
Yeah.
562
00:21:36,820 --> 00:21:38,257
What a mess.
563
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,809
Yeah. Good job.
564
00:21:41,811 --> 00:21:43,677
I'm sorry, did you just bro-hug
565
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,929
the guy that's sleeping
with your ex-girlfriend?
566
00:21:46,141 --> 00:21:47,577
Yeah.
567
00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,017
Okay, but you're, like,
upset about it, right?
568
00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:51,652
You really liked Rebecca.
569
00:21:51,654 --> 00:21:52,986
You dicked me over for her.
570
00:21:52,988 --> 00:21:54,321
It's, like, kind of important to me
571
00:21:54,323 --> 00:21:56,023
that you be upset about this, Greg.
572
00:21:56,025 --> 00:21:59,159
Listen, what Rebecca and I had
together was an undefined thing,
573
00:21:59,161 --> 00:22:01,411
followed by a nightmare wedding date.
574
00:22:01,639 --> 00:22:03,530
And then I didn't call her for a month.
575
00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:07,251
Dude, you're getting sober...
You're not turning into a robot.
576
00:22:07,514 --> 00:22:09,536
It's okay to have feelings.
577
00:22:09,538 --> 00:22:11,538
It's fine. I'm okay.
578
00:22:11,733 --> 00:22:13,957
I'm, uh... I'm doing amazing.
579
00:22:13,959 --> 00:22:15,759
Mm-hmm. I'm bringing donuts
580
00:22:15,761 --> 00:22:17,427
to my next meeting. I know that
doesn't sound like a big deal,
581
00:22:17,429 --> 00:22:18,712
but it is. Oh, it is.
582
00:22:18,714 --> 00:22:21,014
So, I, um, actually
have to go to work now.
583
00:22:21,016 --> 00:22:21,965
I'm working a double.
584
00:22:21,967 --> 00:22:24,264
Yeah, but... Take care, Heather.
585
00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:29,640
♪ Whooptie freakin' do ♪
586
00:22:29,642 --> 00:22:32,726
♪ My best friend is sleeping
with my ex behind my back ♪
587
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:34,361
♪ Who cares? ♪
588
00:22:34,363 --> 00:22:36,196
♪ I don't ♪
589
00:22:36,198 --> 00:22:38,874
♪ But I could if I wanted... ♪
590
00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,858
Hey. Oh.
591
00:22:51,289 --> 00:22:53,072
- What are you doin'?
- Oh,
592
00:22:53,074 --> 00:22:54,908
I'm just, uh, stretchin' for
my private Ping-Pong lesson
593
00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:56,702
in the conference room
with an 11-year-old child.
594
00:22:56,962 --> 00:22:58,225
Of course.
595
00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,806
'Cause that makes perfect sense.
596
00:22:59,831 --> 00:23:01,965
Okay. Hey, listen, I
just came in to remind you
597
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,249
that today is Friday.
598
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,468
Oh, thank God. Friday. TGIF.
599
00:23:05,470 --> 00:23:09,923
Oh! Full House, Family Matters,
Step by Step.
600
00:23:09,925 --> 00:23:11,674
Okay, no, you were supposed to, um,
601
00:23:11,676 --> 00:23:13,764
give me that letter of
recommendation by today.
602
00:23:14,085 --> 00:23:15,712
Oh. Right.
603
00:23:15,714 --> 00:23:18,514
Oh, oh, oh, the letter,
the letter, the letter.
604
00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:21,078
Okay, can I get it to you tonight?
605
00:23:21,103 --> 00:23:23,246
At literally, like, 2:00 a.m.
606
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:24,835
Can you submit it at 2:00 a.m.?
607
00:23:25,678 --> 00:23:27,607
Yes. Yep.
608
00:23:27,609 --> 00:23:29,442
Yeah, that's no problem at all.
609
00:23:29,444 --> 00:23:30,994
I mean, or, you know, I could...
610
00:23:30,996 --> 00:23:32,225
I could just use
Darryl's letter, I guess.
611
00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:33,827
No. Oh, come on,
612
00:23:33,852 --> 00:23:35,155
don't use Darryl's letter.
613
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,780
I mean, I love the guy, but,
I mean, he can't even spell
614
00:23:36,805 --> 00:23:38,104
the word "separate."
615
00:23:38,129 --> 00:23:40,163
- No, I'll do it, I'll do it.
- Okay.
616
00:23:40,188 --> 00:23:41,604
I don't know, I'm just
kind of getting the feeling
617
00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,184
that maybe you don't...
want to write the letter.
618
00:23:44,209 --> 00:23:45,792
Oh, my God, no. You're hurting my heart.
619
00:23:45,794 --> 00:23:46,793
Of course I want to write it.
620
00:23:46,795 --> 00:23:50,129
Ugh! But Xiao just got here
621
00:23:50,131 --> 00:23:51,180
and I don't want to be rude,
622
00:23:51,182 --> 00:23:52,882
because he's an
11-year-old child.
623
00:23:52,884 --> 00:23:54,717
But, Paula, I will write it, okay?
624
00:23:54,719 --> 00:23:57,991
I promise. I always keep my promises.
625
00:23:58,369 --> 00:24:00,202
A Lannister always pays her debts.
626
00:24:00,850 --> 00:24:03,693
I just started on season
one. So no spoilers.
627
00:24:03,695 --> 00:24:04,894
Okay.
628
00:24:07,649 --> 00:24:09,148
Darryl, what were you doing?
629
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,618
Ned Stark dies, by the way.
630
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,902
No, but he's the show.
631
00:24:12,904 --> 00:24:14,454
Don't get too used to Robb either.
632
00:24:14,456 --> 00:24:15,955
No.
633
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,077
You know what,
634
00:24:21,079 --> 00:24:22,850
you're getting a lot better at this.
635
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:24,485
And do I... do I look hot?
636
00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:25,967
Uh, yeah?
637
00:24:27,002 --> 00:24:28,885
Thank you, young man.
638
00:24:28,887 --> 00:24:30,837
Oh, this is so great.
639
00:24:30,839 --> 00:24:32,422
'Cause when Josh sees
that I'm good at Ping-Pong,
640
00:24:32,424 --> 00:24:34,891
he's gonna know that
I'm 'ol and independent
641
00:24:34,893 --> 00:24:36,809
and he's gonna be really impressed.
642
00:24:36,811 --> 00:24:39,479
And I know exactly what
he's gonna say to himself.
643
00:24:41,983 --> 00:24:45,151
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
644
00:24:45,153 --> 00:24:47,487
♪ Okay ♪
645
00:24:47,489 --> 00:24:49,072
♪ Hey! ♪
646
00:24:49,074 --> 00:24:50,406
♪ Whoa ♪
647
00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:54,027
♪ Bros, beer, sports! ♪
648
00:24:54,029 --> 00:24:57,914
♪ When she walked into
the Ping-Pong hall ♪
649
00:24:57,916 --> 00:25:00,783
♪ Casually tossing
a Ping-Pong ball ♪
650
00:25:00,785 --> 00:25:03,870
♪ I could tell she's
the most perfect girl ♪
651
00:25:03,872 --> 00:25:05,538
♪ Who's ever existed ♪
652
00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,457
♪ Dude! ♪
653
00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:09,876
♪ Oh, man, look at
her pong that ping ♪
654
00:25:09,878 --> 00:25:13,513
♪ When she plays, she doesn't
care if anyone's watching ♪
655
00:25:13,515 --> 00:25:17,717
♪ She does it for herself and
that puts my fears to rest ♪
656
00:25:17,719 --> 00:25:19,969
♪ Bro! ♪
657
00:25:19,971 --> 00:25:21,721
♪ After each rally ♪
658
00:25:21,723 --> 00:25:25,558
♪ She chugs beer instead of water ♪
659
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,944
♪ She's so aloof,
it borders on cold ♪
660
00:25:27,946 --> 00:25:32,398
♪ And that's what
makes me want her ♪
661
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,566
♪ Ping-Pong girl ♪
662
00:25:33,568 --> 00:25:36,152
♪ She's so independent ♪
663
00:25:36,154 --> 00:25:38,988
♪ This fantasy beats
out flight attendant ♪
664
00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:40,907
♪ She's playing Ping-Pong
on her own terms ♪
665
00:25:40,909 --> 00:25:42,825
♪ So I'm the pursuer ♪
666
00:25:42,827 --> 00:25:44,160
♪ Pursuer ♪
667
00:25:44,162 --> 00:25:46,079
♪ Ping-Pong girl ♪
668
00:25:46,081 --> 00:25:48,247
♪ Her forehand is a jet stream ♪
669
00:25:48,249 --> 00:25:51,918
♪ And her backhand's
right out of a sex dream ♪
670
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,755
♪ And that's the best messy bun
I've ever seen in the world ♪
671
00:25:55,757 --> 00:25:57,890
♪ My P-P-Ping-Pong
girl ♪
672
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:01,177
♪ Girl, girl ♪
673
00:26:01,179 --> 00:26:03,730
♪ Dudes sing these kinds of songs! ♪
674
00:26:03,732 --> 00:26:06,599
♪ Whoa, bro ♪
675
00:26:06,601 --> 00:26:09,268
♪ Sega, jock itch! ♪
676
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:11,020
♪ When she serves the ball ♪
677
00:26:11,022 --> 00:26:12,605
♪ Look how she throws it ♪
678
00:26:12,607 --> 00:26:16,692
♪ She's so hot but
she doesn't know it ♪
679
00:26:16,694 --> 00:26:20,113
♪ She probably just found
that outfit laying around ♪
680
00:26:20,115 --> 00:26:22,448
♪ Like in the trash! ♪
681
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:25,118
♪ Look at her skill on the
Ping-Pong... uh, court? ♪
682
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,337
♪ Nothing's hotter than a
chick who's good at sports ♪
683
00:26:28,339 --> 00:26:30,623
♪ Whoa! She scored 1,000 points ♪
684
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:31,674
♪ I think I love her ♪
685
00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:34,377
♪ That's a lot of points! ♪
686
00:26:34,379 --> 00:26:39,966
♪ Ping-Pong shows that she
has control over her body ♪
687
00:26:39,968 --> 00:26:43,386
♪ But it doesn't
threaten my masculinity ♪
688
00:26:43,388 --> 00:26:46,439
♪ Like basketball or hockey ♪
689
00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:48,641
♪ Ping-Pong girl ♪
690
00:26:48,643 --> 00:26:51,310
♪ She's like Serena or Venus ♪
691
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:54,147
♪ Just watching her
swing affects my penis ♪
692
00:26:54,149 --> 00:26:57,867
♪ You know, us dudes, we love
to talk about our penises ♪
693
00:26:57,869 --> 00:26:58,985
♪ Our penises ♪
694
00:26:58,987 --> 00:27:01,154
♪ Ping-Pong girl ♪
695
00:27:01,156 --> 00:27:02,905
♪ She's so indifferent ♪
696
00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:05,908
♪ It makes me want a
tangible commitment ♪
697
00:27:05,910 --> 00:27:10,079
♪ She and I should give a
30-year mortgage a whirl ♪
698
00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:13,132
♪ My P-P-Ping-Pong
girl ♪
699
00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:16,169
♪ Girl, girl ♪
700
00:27:16,171 --> 00:27:17,336
♪ Girl ♪
701
00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:18,838
♪ Marriage! ♪
702
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,507
♪ Girl, girl ♪
703
00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:24,744
♪ Let's share a Costco card! ♪
704
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:26,954
♪ Girl, gir... ♪
705
00:27:28,650 --> 00:27:29,816
Up, one,
706
00:27:29,818 --> 00:27:30,683
two, three.
707
00:27:30,685 --> 00:27:33,486
One, two, three. One, two, three.
708
00:27:33,488 --> 00:27:35,071
One, two, three.
709
00:27:36,241 --> 00:27:39,075
Why are all my friends
in love with this girl?
710
00:27:46,713 --> 00:27:48,282
So she's still working
711
00:27:48,307 --> 00:27:49,494
on the recommendation?
712
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:51,386
Uh, yeah. But I'm... It's okay.
713
00:27:51,411 --> 00:27:52,743
She's gonna get it to me tonight.
714
00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:54,601
I mean, she's got a
lot of work to do, okay?
715
00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:55,852
She's got a lot going on in her life.
716
00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:57,237
She's busy. I mean,
717
00:27:57,239 --> 00:27:59,079
I shouldn't have asked
her for such a big favor.
718
00:27:59,274 --> 00:28:01,774
What? I don't think
it's such a big favor.
719
00:28:01,776 --> 00:28:03,443
I mean, after everything
you've done for her...
720
00:28:03,445 --> 00:28:05,945
- That she didn't ask for.
- She did ask you
721
00:28:05,947 --> 00:28:07,820
to throw a rock
through a window and...
722
00:28:07,845 --> 00:28:08,615
Okay, okay.
723
00:28:08,617 --> 00:28:11,034
Look, she's-she's
young, she's confused...
724
00:28:11,036 --> 00:28:13,620
Wow, you are really
making excuses for her.
725
00:28:13,622 --> 00:28:16,005
- More than you would for our kids.
- That's 'cause she's better
726
00:28:16,007 --> 00:28:17,697
than our kids, Scott, okay?
727
00:28:17,722 --> 00:28:19,767
She didn't pull a knife
on Aunt June, for starters.
728
00:28:19,792 --> 00:28:22,415
Paula, she owes you.
729
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:23,463
Oh.
730
00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:24,797
Oh. No, no, no, no.
731
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:26,466
Uh-uh. She does not owe me, okay?
732
00:28:26,468 --> 00:28:28,650
She is my friend, and she is busy.
733
00:28:28,937 --> 00:28:30,770
And, you know, I don't know,
734
00:28:30,772 --> 00:28:33,473
maybe she thinks this whole
law school thing is dumb, okay?
735
00:28:33,475 --> 00:28:35,058
Maybe it is. I'm old.
736
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:36,559
Maybe-maybe it's too late.
737
00:28:36,561 --> 00:28:38,369
Maybe-maybe this whole thing is dumb.
738
00:28:38,394 --> 00:28:39,593
It's not dumb!
739
00:28:40,447 --> 00:28:42,587
Your dreams are not dumb.
740
00:28:43,151 --> 00:28:44,962
And I know Rebecca doesn't think that.
741
00:28:44,987 --> 00:28:46,861
She's a very smart girl.
742
00:28:46,886 --> 00:28:49,603
Ha. Suck my paddle, losers!
All right, let Mama have some.
743
00:28:49,650 --> 00:28:51,066
Okay, no, no, Daddy's
gonna take that one.
744
00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:53,485
Okay. All right, all right.
Goldilocks wants some porridge.
745
00:28:53,487 --> 00:28:56,788
Okay. Oh... O-Okay, you got it.
746
00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,790
All right. Okay. Yep.
747
00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,923
I thought you said she was a champion.
748
00:29:01,580 --> 00:29:03,046
She did say she was rusty.
749
00:29:03,048 --> 00:29:04,464
Okay, Attaboy! Attaboy, Xiao!
750
00:29:04,466 --> 00:29:06,166
Yeah, yeah. I'm with him, I'm with him!
751
00:29:06,168 --> 00:29:08,117
- Dude, where's Greg?
- Yeah.
752
00:29:08,142 --> 00:29:10,336
- He should be here by now.
- He's probably on his way.
753
00:29:10,338 --> 00:29:11,471
I'll get him a beer.
754
00:29:11,994 --> 00:29:13,572
- Dude.
- What?
755
00:29:13,925 --> 00:29:15,008
I don't know the rules.
756
00:29:15,010 --> 00:29:16,486
There's one rule.
757
00:29:16,665 --> 00:29:18,428
You guys told Greg to come here?
758
00:29:18,430 --> 00:29:19,729
Tonight?
759
00:29:20,262 --> 00:29:21,461
Why would you do that?
760
00:29:21,486 --> 00:29:23,403
Why do you care?
761
00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:26,515
Oh, my God. You told him?
762
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,770
You told me to tell him.
763
00:29:27,772 --> 00:29:28,655
Tell him what?
764
00:29:28,657 --> 00:29:30,156
Josh and Rebecca are having sex
765
00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:32,692
- and basically living together.
- What?!
766
00:29:33,025 --> 00:29:34,525
We're not living together.
767
00:29:34,527 --> 00:29:36,410
I'm just crashing at her apartment.
768
00:29:36,412 --> 00:29:37,528
Okay, you tell yourself that.
769
00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:38,946
Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
770
00:29:38,948 --> 00:29:41,165
So Greg knows that you
and Rebecca are together.
771
00:29:41,523 --> 00:29:42,822
Oh, no.
772
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,835
Greg is probably freaking
out. Is that why he's not here?
773
00:29:45,048 --> 00:29:46,920
He said he was gonna come
here right after his meeting.
774
00:29:46,922 --> 00:29:47,955
He should be here.
775
00:29:47,957 --> 00:29:49,056
Yeah, where is he?
776
00:29:53,509 --> 00:29:55,846
Your boy never showed with the donuts.
777
00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,462
Shut up, Hubcap.
778
00:29:57,716 --> 00:29:59,716
You never put the new guy on donuts.
779
00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:01,351
Yeah, I know.
780
00:30:01,353 --> 00:30:03,064
I thought he could handle it.
781
00:30:05,224 --> 00:30:07,524
Quick question. Let me
just clear something up.
782
00:30:07,526 --> 00:30:10,736
You told Hector about you
and Rebecca and not me?
783
00:30:11,564 --> 00:30:12,673
Why?
784
00:30:13,232 --> 00:30:14,853
Uh, you're a little judgy.
785
00:30:15,095 --> 00:30:16,261
You're a lot judgy.
786
00:30:16,286 --> 00:30:17,702
You're like Judge Reinhold.
787
00:30:17,736 --> 00:30:18,603
Not a judge.
788
00:30:18,628 --> 00:30:19,877
Guys, I'm really starting to worry.
789
00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,110
He said he'd be here.
790
00:30:21,142 --> 00:30:22,712
Drunk or not, Greg is prompt.
791
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:24,708
So, what do you guys
think? I'm a little rusty
792
00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:27,054
from my Eastern Northern
Seaboard County District days,
793
00:30:27,079 --> 00:30:28,579
but, you know, it's coming back to me.
794
00:30:28,581 --> 00:30:29,963
It's like riding a
bicycle. What's wrong?
795
00:30:30,197 --> 00:30:32,549
Greg is supposed to be here. He's late.
796
00:30:32,691 --> 00:30:36,212
And the guys are worried he's
drinking again, because...
797
00:30:36,736 --> 00:30:38,922
well, he's an alcoholic.
798
00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,807
I know. I'm not supposed to tell people,
799
00:30:40,809 --> 00:30:42,158
but this is an emergency.
800
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:46,548
Uh, okay. What makes you
think he's drinking again?
801
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:50,496
Because I told him the
truth about you and me.
802
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,642
You did what?
803
00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:04,845
Josh, you-you told Greg about us?
804
00:31:05,158 --> 00:31:07,805
Remember, you and I decided
it was wrong to have sex,
805
00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:11,298
- because Greg didn't know about us.
- Uh-huh.
806
00:31:11,323 --> 00:31:13,510
So when I found out
about the alcoholic thing,
807
00:31:13,535 --> 00:31:16,224
I decided I was definitely
not gonna tell Greg.
808
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,025
Yeah.
809
00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:18,447
And then I told Greg.
810
00:31:18,472 --> 00:31:19,572
Oh.
811
00:31:20,495 --> 00:31:21,844
Okay, um...
812
00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:23,961
How did he take it?
813
00:31:23,963 --> 00:31:25,262
Guess not great,
814
00:31:25,264 --> 00:31:26,283
'cause he's disappeared.
815
00:31:26,308 --> 00:31:28,726
Yeah. Good job, you horny monsters.
816
00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:30,217
Oh, I'm sorry.
817
00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:31,275
That sound judgy?
818
00:31:31,595 --> 00:31:32,579
Good.
819
00:31:32,604 --> 00:31:34,876
- Just, not now, Chiphunk.
- Chiphunk?
820
00:31:34,914 --> 00:31:37,197
She thinks you look like
a giant buff chipmunk.
821
00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:38,953
I'll take it.
822
00:31:38,978 --> 00:31:41,144
Okay, maybe we're
overreacting. Maybe Greg's fine.
823
00:31:41,146 --> 00:31:42,529
Yes. Yeah, yeah.
824
00:31:42,531 --> 00:31:44,147
- He said he was fine, like, ten times.
- Guys, guys.
825
00:31:44,149 --> 00:31:45,565
You know that when Greg says he's fine,
826
00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:46,867
that's when he's not fine.
827
00:31:46,869 --> 00:31:48,869
- You know that.
- Maybe they're right.
828
00:31:48,871 --> 00:31:50,287
Maybe Greg is fine.
829
00:31:50,289 --> 00:31:51,822
He'll just have a few and sleep it off.
830
00:31:52,324 --> 00:31:53,556
One rule!
831
00:31:53,771 --> 00:31:56,071
Oh! That's the rule!
832
00:31:56,378 --> 00:31:59,814
Okay. Yeah. We should
definitely find him right now.
833
00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:01,436
Home Base is closed.
834
00:32:01,438 --> 00:32:04,117
So if he's out there getting messed up
and drinking again, he won't be there.
835
00:32:04,142 --> 00:32:06,033
I could try the beer
garden on East Cameron.
836
00:32:06,204 --> 00:32:07,603
I'll try the gastropub on East Cameron.
837
00:32:07,628 --> 00:32:09,704
- Should we carpool?
- Smart.
838
00:32:09,889 --> 00:32:11,389
Okay, okay. And where should I go?
839
00:32:11,414 --> 00:32:12,746
- A-a-and where should I go?
- No!
840
00:32:12,771 --> 00:32:14,271
Not you two.
841
00:32:14,471 --> 00:32:15,970
You stay away.
842
00:32:18,174 --> 00:32:20,820
Well, I can stay here
in case he shows up.
843
00:32:20,845 --> 00:32:22,742
- That's smart.
- Thanks.
844
00:32:22,767 --> 00:32:24,045
I was a Boy Scout for years.
845
00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:26,721
I've got to go find
him. I-I can't stay here.
846
00:32:26,746 --> 00:32:28,446
Well, how are you gonna do that?
847
00:32:30,259 --> 00:32:33,133
Paula, thank you so much
for helping me find Greg.
848
00:32:33,158 --> 00:32:35,208
And... voilá!
849
00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:36,660
Wow!
850
00:32:37,349 --> 00:32:39,072
Intuition.
851
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:00,004
What are you doing here?
852
00:33:01,333 --> 00:33:02,988
Everyone's looking for you.
853
00:33:05,051 --> 00:33:07,107
Not me. I wasn't looking for you.
854
00:33:07,109 --> 00:33:08,410
I just like ducks.
855
00:33:12,863 --> 00:33:16,793
Look, I know you know
about... me and Josh.
856
00:33:18,465 --> 00:33:21,598
I'm sorry you found out the way you did.
857
00:33:21,623 --> 00:33:22,793
Um...
858
00:33:23,425 --> 00:33:25,457
I wanted to tell you myself,
859
00:33:26,357 --> 00:33:29,152
but I didn't know where you were.
860
00:33:30,099 --> 00:33:32,182
I got a single text from you
861
00:33:32,184 --> 00:33:35,027
and then you disappeared for a month.
862
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,207
Yeah.
863
00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:41,108
I was embarrassed.
864
00:33:41,558 --> 00:33:43,137
I'm sure you heard.
865
00:33:44,279 --> 00:33:46,646
DUI, alcoholic, blah, blah, blah.
866
00:33:46,648 --> 00:33:50,418
I heard. Yeah.
I'm... I'm sorry.
867
00:33:52,067 --> 00:33:54,121
I really have been doing a lot better.
868
00:33:56,992 --> 00:33:59,113
But then I heard about you and Chan.
869
00:33:59,628 --> 00:34:02,948
And... you had a drink?
870
00:34:02,973 --> 00:34:05,132
No, no. I didn't. I wanted to.
871
00:34:05,134 --> 00:34:07,019
I thought about it. I almost did.
872
00:34:07,219 --> 00:34:09,027
I picked out a drink,
873
00:34:09,304 --> 00:34:11,902
and a glass, and ice.
874
00:34:12,391 --> 00:34:15,848
And instead, I hit a wall.
875
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,762
Literally.
876
00:34:18,764 --> 00:34:20,424
- Punched the hell out of a wall.
- Oh, my God.
877
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:21,410
- Oh, ouch.
- Yeah.
878
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,600
No, no. I'm okay.
879
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:23,809
It's actually good.
880
00:34:24,153 --> 00:34:28,438
At least I didn't use
alcohol to block an emotion.
881
00:34:31,554 --> 00:34:32,629
Look.
882
00:34:33,785 --> 00:34:36,580
At... the night of the wedding,
883
00:34:36,582 --> 00:34:39,449
you... completely broke my heart,
884
00:34:39,451 --> 00:34:43,253
but that's no excuse
for me to be sleeping
885
00:34:43,255 --> 00:34:46,035
with your best friend, and I'm so sorry.
886
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,230
I don't need an apology from you.
887
00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:52,546
Rebecca, when I first met you, I said,
888
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:56,349
"You're ignoring me, so
you're obviously my type."
889
00:34:56,351 --> 00:34:58,480
I picked you because you
weren't interested in me.
890
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,557
That's funny, because by
the end of the wedding,
891
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:05,225
you weren't interested in me.
892
00:35:05,227 --> 00:35:06,443
The funny thing is,
893
00:35:06,445 --> 00:35:08,394
and not "ha-ha" funny, sad funny,
894
00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:15,202
the reason I got a DUI... was
because I was driving over
895
00:35:15,204 --> 00:35:18,121
the next morning to tell
you that I loved you.
896
00:35:19,144 --> 00:35:21,824
But... I blew my shot.
897
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:24,285
And that's my fault.
898
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,309
Life went on without me, and...
899
00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,801
You and Josh...
900
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,465
You should be happy together.
901
00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:35,922
You're happy, right?
902
00:35:36,543 --> 00:35:38,121
And he treats you well?
903
00:35:38,291 --> 00:35:39,668
Um...
904
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:41,934
Yes.
905
00:35:44,266 --> 00:35:46,098
Then everything worked out fine.
906
00:35:49,104 --> 00:35:50,816
Wow. You're like...
907
00:35:52,059 --> 00:35:54,762
you're like this new enlightened person.
908
00:35:55,244 --> 00:35:56,926
Not really; not yet.
909
00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,690
Someday, I hope.
910
00:36:01,950 --> 00:36:03,333
Hey! Rebecca.
911
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:05,418
Sorry. I need a ride back to Torrance.
912
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:07,402
Yeah. Hold on a second.
913
00:36:07,857 --> 00:36:10,074
- Greg, this is Xiao.
- Hi.
914
00:36:10,099 --> 00:36:12,069
We are wearing matching outfits...
915
00:36:12,094 --> 00:36:13,593
Oh, no, no. I don't...
916
00:36:13,595 --> 00:36:14,878
I-I don't need to know. It's fine.
917
00:36:15,598 --> 00:36:16,824
- Hi.
- Hi.
918
00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:27,215
Here's the letter you asked for.
919
00:36:27,415 --> 00:36:29,748
I should have written it
the second you asked for it,
920
00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:31,051
so please forgive me
921
00:36:31,076 --> 00:36:33,026
and my garbage self.
922
00:36:33,535 --> 00:36:36,129
Oh, Rebecca.
923
00:36:37,146 --> 00:36:40,447
You know that I thought for
a second, maybe you thought,
924
00:36:40,449 --> 00:36:42,426
that me going to law
school was ridiculous.
925
00:36:43,001 --> 00:36:44,121
What?
926
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:47,704
No. No, no... Oh, no.
927
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,410
I'm so sorry that you-you
thought that for even a second.
928
00:36:50,743 --> 00:36:53,129
Paula, you are so brave.
929
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:57,355
I had a conversation
with someone recently...
930
00:36:58,088 --> 00:36:59,535
It was Greg, it was last night,
931
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,863
it was at a duck pond...
932
00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:06,049
And it made me realize that
changing your life... is hard
933
00:37:06,671 --> 00:37:08,869
and you deserve support.
934
00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,393
I-I want to be there for you.
935
00:37:15,057 --> 00:37:16,783
Don't read it in front of
me. I'll get embarrassed.
936
00:37:16,808 --> 00:37:19,475
Oh, my God. This is so sweet.
937
00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:20,963
Oh!
938
00:37:21,549 --> 00:37:22,902
Oh, the part...
939
00:37:22,904 --> 00:37:24,270
It's true. It's all true.
940
00:37:24,272 --> 00:37:26,522
You're the greatest
person I've ever met.
941
00:37:27,707 --> 00:37:29,751
Cookie. Oh!
942
00:37:29,776 --> 00:37:32,171
This is a... beautiful letter,
943
00:37:32,196 --> 00:37:33,611
and I will,
944
00:37:33,864 --> 00:37:35,864
I will treasure it forever.
945
00:37:37,189 --> 00:37:39,084
But I had to turn in Darryl's letter
946
00:37:39,086 --> 00:37:41,203
- because he gave it to me on time.
- Oh, my God.
947
00:37:41,205 --> 00:37:43,111
- I'm so sorry.
- You know what? Don't be.
948
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:46,804
His letter was... not terrible.
949
00:37:47,011 --> 00:37:49,049
Best friends for life.
950
00:37:58,174 --> 00:38:00,105
What the hell are these?
951
00:38:00,107 --> 00:38:02,942
These are the most
expensive donuts in the city.
952
00:38:02,944 --> 00:38:05,477
Gourmet donuts from the
new place on East Cameron.
953
00:38:05,479 --> 00:38:07,563
We like our usual place.
954
00:38:08,033 --> 00:38:10,449
And you got one dinosaur-shaped donut?
955
00:38:10,588 --> 00:38:12,534
What are we supposed to do
with that, fight over it?
956
00:38:12,536 --> 00:38:14,236
I was trying to make it up to you.
957
00:38:14,238 --> 00:38:16,905
Next time, just get what
you're supposed to get.
958
00:38:16,907 --> 00:38:19,525
Better yet, just show up.
959
00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:21,877
I think I can do that.
960
00:38:21,978 --> 00:38:23,392
I hope I can.
961
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:27,335
Now, let's split this adorable
dinosaur before people see it.
962
00:38:27,845 --> 00:38:29,802
Oh, you get the butt.
963
00:38:29,804 --> 00:38:31,086
Yeah.
964
00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:35,563
So he wasn't getting drunk.
965
00:38:35,869 --> 00:38:39,799
He was just sitting there on
a bench with a box of donuts?
966
00:38:39,824 --> 00:38:41,283
Yeah. He was fine.
967
00:38:42,767 --> 00:38:44,767
He was great, actually.
968
00:38:44,769 --> 00:38:47,814
He's like... he's learning
to process things differently.
969
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:51,291
He actually seemed like
he was in a great place.
970
00:38:51,609 --> 00:38:52,877
Oh, whew.
971
00:38:52,902 --> 00:38:55,269
Man, I am so relieved.
972
00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:56,619
That is so good.
973
00:38:56,644 --> 00:38:58,060
So, uh, hey.
974
00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:00,176
It-it all kind of worked out.
975
00:39:00,201 --> 00:39:01,367
Totally.
976
00:39:01,369 --> 00:39:02,451
Hey, you said you love video games.
977
00:39:02,453 --> 00:39:03,502
Do you want to get in here?
978
00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,587
Um, I'm not feeling
979
00:39:05,589 --> 00:39:06,986
the video games right now.
980
00:39:08,158 --> 00:39:09,508
Actually, I lied to you.
981
00:39:09,510 --> 00:39:11,293
I don't, I don't like video games.
982
00:39:11,295 --> 00:39:13,679
Just like you lied about Ping-Pong?
983
00:39:13,681 --> 00:39:16,424
What was that about?
984
00:39:18,174 --> 00:39:20,900
I was trying to spend
time with you, Josh.
985
00:39:21,328 --> 00:39:23,525
That's what the whole stupid
Ping-Pong thing was about.
986
00:39:25,943 --> 00:39:27,924
You know what, Josh? You live here.
987
00:39:28,101 --> 00:39:30,447
You do, and you can
tell yourself whatever,
988
00:39:30,472 --> 00:39:33,978
but... I deserve to be with
someone who treats me well.
989
00:39:35,111 --> 00:39:36,205
Okay.
990
00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,488
Wow.
991
00:39:40,324 --> 00:39:41,845
Yeah. Whew. Wow.
992
00:39:41,870 --> 00:39:42,908
Okay, yeah.
993
00:39:42,933 --> 00:39:43,861
Yeah.
994
00:40:32,676 --> 00:40:33,926
Oh. Hi, ma'am.
995
00:40:33,928 --> 00:40:35,260
Ma'am, excuse me. You're on the ball.
996
00:40:35,262 --> 00:40:37,513
Just... no, it's right...
Okay, so just move your foot
997
00:40:37,515 --> 00:40:40,048
this way... this shouldn't
be this hard; this is funny.
998
00:40:40,050 --> 00:40:42,634
Okay, no. Your skirt
is just so voluminous.
999
00:40:42,636 --> 00:40:44,553
It's like you're in the 18th century.
1000
00:40:44,555 --> 00:40:45,721
I don't even know
where the ball is any...
1001
00:40:45,723 --> 00:40:47,890
Oh! Okay. You kicked it.
1002
00:40:47,892 --> 00:40:49,057
Also, you're not wearing any underwear.
1003
00:40:49,059 --> 00:40:50,275
Have a great day. Okay.
1004
00:40:50,277 --> 00:40:52,277
Oh.
1005
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,300
Hi. Sir, sir.
1006
00:40:54,325 --> 00:40:56,908
So... Oh! There's her underwear.
1007
00:40:57,056 --> 00:41:02,002
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