All language subtitles for Corporate s02e10 The Fall.

[ Slurps ]

Ohh, the office coffee tastes
like a human-rights violation.

I should probably
quit drinking it.

You're not going to quit.
At this point in your life,

your habits are your habits.
Your life is on autopilot,

and years are just passing by
without you even realizing it.

When you were a little boy,

there was this great mystery
about who you'd become someday.

That mystery is now solved,
and the twist is,

you work in a job you hate, you
don't floss, and you never will.

And worst of all, you don't even
think critically about media.

Jesus. How did we even
start talking about this?

-[ Sighs ]
-[ Slurps ]

God, this coffee sucks.

Nothing ever really changes
in life, and that's good.

Change is overrated. It's just
the same but different.

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

There's been a catastrophic
event in Washington,

and within the next 24 hours,
society will collapse.

If you want to survive,
take a go bag.

[ All screaming ]

♪♪

Oh. Kate,
I'm so sorry.

♪♪

[ Air horn blows ]

[ Laughs ]

Come on, guys.

The world isn't really ending.

But it feels like it, right?

I mean, between, um,
gun violence, extreme weather,

psychotic world leaders, and
good, old-fashioned nuclear war,

consumers are scared.

So today we are going to discuss
ways to monetize that.

Fear is the steady hand

that unhooks the bra
of capitalism.

[ All murmuring indistinctly ]

-Here. Got you one.
-Oh, I have no interest

in surviving the apocalypse.

Ooh, floss pick.

♪♪

♪♪

So, end of the world, eh?

All the fish and bees
finally died.

You know, when Christian
first said the world was ending,

I actually felt relieved.

The only reason
I keep this terrible job

is so that I have money
50 years from now,

but what if there is
no 50 years from now?

Matt, don't reexamine
your life.

My cat got out two weeks ago,

and I reexamined my life,
and it really fucked me up.

She didn't even really get out.
I just thought she did.

Point is,
she was in the bathtub,

and I'm not gonna
change my life at all.

I have some savings
and a 401[k].

That could buy me some time
to get something going.

You know, I've never really
told anybody this before,

but I've always secretly wanted
to start my own record label.

Starting your own
record label

is the single most cliché dream
you could ever have --

almost as bad as wanting
to start your own bar.

Why are you attacking my dreams
right now?

Because that's our dynamic.

Grace, what would you do
if the world was ending?

I'm already living my dream,

which is to buy
these fancy scones

from this bougie bakery
by my house.

-Hmm.
-That's it? Scones?

Well, there is
my fuck it list.

Is that --All the people I want to fuck
before I die.

Mm.

Something tall,
something short,

some form of virgin,
and a male escort.

Something old,
something bold,

something young,
something hung,

something from Buffalo,
and Mark Ruffalo.

-What are you waiting for?
-Retirement.

As you know, women don't reach
their sexual peak until age 75.

-Oh, right.
-Just to get started,

um, I have to say,

we all had a lot of fun
on this one.

[ Laughter ]

It's a really unique concept,

and your vision for it
was so crystal-clear, Christian.

So without further ado,
may I have a drum roll, please?

[ All tapping on table ]

Coming this September
to BNN,

"The Fall!" is here.

Now, whether you're afraid of
rising ocean temperatures,

mass shootings, or just good,
old-fashioned nuclear war,

we've got the news to feed your
fear on the fall of society.

Every morning,
we will count down

the top-10 hottest atrocities
from around the world.

And our reports will feature
branded integration

of Hampton DeVille gas masks,

as well as other high-margin
survival gear.

Oh, this is great, guys.

-What do we have for the web?
-That's a great question.

And for this,
I'm gonna toss it over

to our social-media
superstar, Kylie.

-Kylie, take it away.
-Hi.

For most people,
collapsing social structures

leading to widespread
devastation

is too big of a concept
to understand.

So we've broken it down into
digestible, retweetable pieces

you can share
with your friends --

GIFs of fires, memes of murders,
Snapchats of shootings.

We're going to turn people's
discontent into content.

TheFall.

[ Chuckles ]
Incredible work, everyone.

This is truly a gift.

I feel like it's my birthday.

[ Laughter ]

[ Loud clattering ]

I feel like
it's my birthday.

♪♪

I've been working on a story
about secret Internets.

Some companies have created
backup servers

in case the Internet goes down
in a cyber attack.

[ Muffled ]
I'll have to look into that.

[ Giggles ]

Thank you.

It's a good look for you,
by the way.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Inhales deeply ]
The bouquet is rather floral

with just a hint
of nuclear fallout.

[ Both chuckle ]

Christian...

what would you do
if the world were ending?

Hmm.

I would...

eat.
[ Chuckles ]

I would eat
until I'm fat as a whale.

Cookies and cakes

and breads, meats,

creams, tarts
[chuckles]

till there's blubber spilling
all over the sides of my pants.

[ Chuckles ]

What would you do?

♪♪

[ Sighs ]
I'm gonna do it.

♪♪

I'm gonna do it, Jake.

Do what, floss?
Good.

There's always
stuff in your teeth.

No, I'm gonna quit.

Oh. No, you're not.

You've been saying that
for years.

Just accept
that you're a coward.

Accepting that I'm a coward
is one of the best things

I ever did, and I highly
recommend it for you, as well.

-Fuck you.
-Whoa.

My life could be
better than this,

and if you really loved me,
you would encourage me to go.

Well, I don't
really love you.

You seek my love,
and I deny you my love.

How are you just now
figuring this out?

I'm gonna march into
Kate and John's office right now

-and quit.
-No, you're not.

Nothing ever changes.

[ Ding!]

♪♪

Whoa. I finally got it.

Oh. Hey, Matt.

John, Kate, uh, hi.

Why is your forehead
all sweaty?

Yeah.

♪♪

Uh...

♪♪

[ Slow-motion ]
I quit.

♪♪

Sure.Okay. Actually, a number
of people have quit

since Christian announced
the world might be ending.That's why we're here.

We were just handing out
a bunch of promotions.

We thought
we would hand one to...

Jake.

Yes! Oh, my God! Yes!

Thank you so fucking much!

So, Matt,
what are you gonna do now?

Well, I'm gonna pursue my dream
of starting my own record label.

[ Both laugh ]Dreams?

You mean those things
that happen when you're sleeping

that aren't real?I had a dream
I married my cousin,

but you don't see me
quitting my job over it.

-I tried to tell him.
-[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Karen:
The fall is here,

and trees are shedding their
leaves at an alarming rate,

leading scientists to ask,
"Are trees going extinct?"

The answer may terrify you.

But first, let's take a look

at Hampton DeVille's new line
of leaf blowers.

[ Leaf-blower whirring ]

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

[ Distorting, fading ]
♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

[ Continues distorting, fading ]
♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪ Oh, oh, oh

♪♪

♪ 'Cause it's a sad, sad,
sad, sad world ♪

Hey, could I get
another Oktoberfest?

Also, could you change
the music in here?

It's kind of
bringing me down,

and, honestly,
it's a little cliché.

Sorry.
If you don't like it,

why don't you open
your own fucking bar?

That way, you can play whatever
fucking music you fucking want.

♪♪

[ Cellphone rings ]

-Hello?
-Please hold for Mr. Levinson.

Hey, Matt, how's the music
industry? Is it booming?

Jake, I'm getting out
of the music industry.

I have a better idea.
I'm gonna start my own bar

that'll only
serve craft brew

and play cool music
that I curate.

[ Laughs ]

Nothing can stop me now
except for myself,

and I am not
gonna stop myself.

That would be stupid,
and I am not stupid.

Woman: Mr. Levinson, Kate
and John are here to see you.

Got to go, Matty.

My peers.

Jake, we have a very important
project for you.

Ooh.

We need you to spearhead the
creation of a secret Internet.

-Great. How do I do that?
-Now that you're a junior exec,

it is your job to answer
those kinds of questions.

But don't worry.
We're not expecting you

to do this completely by
yourself. That would be stupid.

And we are not stupid.

Hey, Ted!
Get on out here, pal.

-Hey.
-Ted is a computer whiz.

He's already been briefed.

We'll leave you to it.

Wait. Is it an Internet
that is a secret

or an Internet
forsecrets?

[ Whispering ]
We've already said too much.

[ Sighs ]

So, secret Internet.

Think you can handle it?

Oh, yeah,
that's totally doable.

Yeah, I've been ready
to sink my little fingers

into a project like this
for a long time now.

Great. And listen, I'm not gonna
micro-manage you.

I'm like the quarterback, and
I'm handing the ball off to you.

And I'm grabbing that ball,
I'm gonna tuck it in tight,

and I'm gonna run it into
the end zone for a touchdown.

Then I'm gonna kick
the extra point.

Make it
a 2-point conversion?

Oh, you betcha.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Lizzy Mercier Descloux's
"Fire" playing ]

Karen: What's scarier
than witches and goblins?

The impending collapse
of society.

Which is why, this Halloween,
many parents are handing out

freeze-dried snacks
instead of candy.

♪♪

I'll take the pumpkin ale.

♪♪

♪♪

♪ Fire

♪ I bid you to burn

♪♪

♪ Fire

♪ I bid you to learn

Ted?

♪ You're gonna burn

Oh, yeah.♪ You fought hard
and you saved ♪

♪ But it's all going to burn

Karen: American consumers
are flocking to stores

to get the hottest toys
for what may very well be

the last Christmas.

I'll take
the Christmas ale.

♪♪

♪ Fire

♪ I'll take you to burn

♪♪

♪ Fire

♪ I'll take you to learn

♪♪

♪ You're gonna burn

♪ You've been living
like a little girl ♪

♪ Mommy, mommy

♪ In the middle
of your little world ♪

-[ Gasps ]
-I had it engraved

with your highest rating
in the 18-to-34 demo.

Karen: I love it.

Ted?

♪ You've been so blind

[ Gasps ]
I mean, I'm pretty good,

but the best?
I guess I am.

♪♪

♪ Fire

Grace:
Your number's up, Ruffalo.

[ Music distorting, fading ]

A little bit of good news
as the end nears.

Stock markets
are reaching record highs.

It's always good
to go out on top.

I'll take
the Presidents' Day pilsner.

I have stockpiled five years'
worth of freeze-dried foods,

bottled water, toilet paper,
and assault rifles.

I'm $25,000 in credit-card debt,

but I'm ready
for whatever's coming.

[ Gun cocks ]Man: And what if
the world doesn'tend?

I don't even want
to think about that.

♪ 'Cause it's a sad,
sad, sad, sad world ♪

♪ It's a sad, sad,
sad, sad world ♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ 'Cause it's a sad,
sad, sad, sad world ♪

I'll get
the Presidents' Day pilsner.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Christian: Excellent work,
everyone.

Revenue is accelerating,

and our stock prices
are at a historic high.

Jake, how are things coming
along with the secret Internet?

Well, don't tell anyone,
because it's a secret,

but it's going great.

[ Chuckles ]

I know there's been
some speculation

that "The Fall!" campaign
has led

to an "unstable" economic bubble
that could burst.

However, thankfully, I've been
assured by our economist

that this is a new kind
of bubble that cannot burst.

Isn't that right, Gideon?

[ Chuckles nervously ]
Yeah.

The economy has collapsed,

and the stock market
is in a death spiral.

The Armageddon bubble,
as it's being called, has burst,

and consumers are furious
they spent their savings

preparing for an apocalypse
that never came.

You told me
the world was gonna end!

Why did I buy all this stuff?!

Worthless!

Fuck Hampton DeVi--

What convinced so many people

that society was on the verge
of collapse?

BNN experts say
we may never know

and that we should stop
asking that question.

♪♪

Obviously, the world didn't end,

but that's not
the end of the world.

Now, is it a huge setback
that the world didn't end?

Well...yes, of course.

But at least no one
is pointing the finger at us.

This is Cronker Wilson
reporting.

The last several months,

I've been secretly
working undercover at BNN,

and what I've discovered there
is shocking.

BNN and its parent company,
Hampton DeVille, colluded

to purposely cause
the market frenzy

that led
to the economic collapse.

A daytime talk show?

I've got to rebrand.

This is a huge
opportunity for me.

It's network television.

Sure, the content
is absolute garbage,

but it pays so much more.

I thought
you were a journalist.

No, you didn't.

Well, you came here
to stab me in the back.

Why don't I make it
easy for you?

Man:
So, when you posed as a janitor,

you had to clean the toilets,
correct?

I never cleaned vomit.

Grace: It's good
I didn't fuck Mark Ruffalo.

He wanted it bad.

I should be clear
on that.

But this way,
I have something to live for.

And so does he. And speaking of
having something to live for,

I got to go
be a powerful exec.

Teddy boy.

Ted-head?

Teddy Krueger?

♪♪

Tedder?

♪♪

♪♪

Ted, what the hell
is this?

It's just, uh, my office,
sort of,

and I've been sleeping
in here.

Where is
the secret Internet?

I have a little secret to tell
you about the secret Internet.

What's the secret?

I haven't made
a secret Internet.

I don't know how,
and I do not know what it is.

Ted, you fucked me!

What have you been doing
for the past six months,

just playing video games
in the fort?

Yes, I know, I know,
and I'm -- I'm sorry.

But before you get too mad,
I have a crackerjack idea,

and I think it might
pull us out of this.

What?

We go to Vegas tonight.

You give me a little cash,
and I get it all back.

Get what back, Teddy?

I'm like 20 grand
in the hole.

I've been online gambling
in the fort this whole time.

You just better pray the real
Internet never goes down.

Christian:
Hampton DeVille's servers

have been...compromised
by a hacker collective.

They're saying
it's a retaliation

for our role in creating
the Armageddon bubble.

Christ.

Sometimes it feels like
everyone turns against you --

the public,
the board of directors,

the media.

♪♪

But luckily, we are
more than prepared for this.

Now, a few months ago, I handed
a ball off to Jake Levinson,

and he took that ball,
tucked it in tight,

and ran into the end zone
for a touchdown.

And then he kicked
the extra point himself.

[ Sighs ]

Jake...

tell everyone
about the secret Internet.

♪♪

[ Exhales deeply ]

So, here's the thing
about secrets.

[ Cheers and applause ]Karen: Well, we are thrilled

to have the very handsome
Zeke Lupei in the studio.

Now, I think that our audience
will be surprised to learn

that you weren't always
a chef.

[ Audience gasps ]Oh, well, that --
that is correct.

Yeah, actually,
I was an executive

in the corporate world
for a number of years. I know.Yuck.

But I chucked
that all aside,

and I chased after
my true calling,

which is right here
in the kitchen.

[ Applause ]Wow.

Now, do you have anything
that you could tell

the people out there that really
want to follow their dreams?

Well, I'd probably say...

don't let anyone ever tell you
that your dreams are cliché.

You are unique, all right?

So you get out there,
and you chase after

the vague concept of a dream
for however long it may take.

Be a chef!

You need to be a chef!

Become a fucking chef.

Become a fucking chef.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Tattoo needles buzzing ]

A'ight,
how you want your eggs?

[ Exhales sharply ]
Sunny side up.

And you want a dozen?

Better make it
a baker's dozen.

All right, man.
I-I'll -- I'll do the eggs.

My parents are gonna freak,
but I have to commit.

I've given up
on too many dreams.

But once I get this tattoo,
there's no going back.

I'm gonna dedicate the rest of
my life to becoming a top chef.

[ Man groaning ]

God!

[ Breathing heavily ]

♪♪

You ready, man?

Yeah. Okay.
Let's do this.

[ Screaming ]

[ Yawning ]

[ Slurps ]

Mmm. You know, I kind of missed
the office coffee.

It's not that bad.

I told you
things never change.

That's why I got demoted --
to prove a point.

Things havechanged.
I have a whole new attitude now.

Instead of
wasting all my time

fantasizing about
what else my life could be,

I'm gonna appreciate
what I have here

and stop complaining
about the little things.

A job's a job,
and I'm lucky to have one.

From now on, you're never
gonna hear me say...

[ Slurps ]

Ohh, God,
this coffee sucks.

♪♪

So, we're looking
to normalize fear in children.

And we have developed a whole
new line of Skankz dolls.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-Disaster-Preparedness Skankz,

Mutant Skankz...Ooh.

Resort-to-Cannibalism
Skankz,

and Anxious Skankzious.

♪ She's a Skankz

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