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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:35,660 Listen up! Kevin, you're playing the number five position! 2 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:40,874 It means you set the back pick on the box on the weak side for Tom! 3 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:45,420 Cary, you're gonna catch the ball at the foul line and then pivot. 4 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:47,630 Pivot into the triple threat position, 5 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:50,967 bounce pass to Tom at the top of the key. 6 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,470 Then you backdoor, OK? 7 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:58,475 You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay-up. 8 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:02,687 Are there any questions? What? 9 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:06,441 Can we go on the trampoline, Mr O'Hara? 10 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:11,571 Yeah. No flips on the trampoline. 11 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:13,823 Thank your friend Billy Williams for that. 12 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:19,371 He sued the school after hurting his neck, ruining it for everyone. 13 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:23,875 - What? - Are you all right, Mr O'Hara? 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:28,046 - You look worried. - Well,Josh, I am a little worried. 15 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:32,384 My Celtics are playing a very important basketball game tonight. 16 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,010 I want them to win. 17 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:37,806 But you say the most important thing is they try their hardest 18 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:40,433 and have fun. 19 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,938 No...no. 20 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:49,150 The most important thing is that they win. 21 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:53,279 I mean, we're not talking about kickball 22 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:56,574 where there's nothing at stake. We're talking about 23 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:01,996 the National Basketball Association. They have to win. 24 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:06,793 You understand? They're tearing down the Boston Garden 25 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:12,340 at the end of this season, so this is their last chance at glory. 26 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:18,221 They will not lose because I won't let them lose! You understand? 27 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:23,852 Don't cry. 28 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:29,107 Don't cry. I was just being silly. 29 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,486 Why don't you go jump on the trampoline? You'll feel better. 30 00:02:33,695 --> 00:02:36,406 You don't even have to stand in line. Hey! 31 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,367 Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody! 32 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:43,371 That's not fair! 33 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:48,293 - Hey, Mike. - Hey, Carol. What's up? 34 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,296 Got a minute? 35 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:54,549 I'm sorry I've been acting like such a jerk. 36 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,469 We are in the middle of the NBA finals. 37 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,847 - You know I can get a little crazy. - I know. 38 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,017 But I've been hearing that for 1 5 years. 39 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:07,437 In the 80s, when the Celtics won the championship, 40 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,314 you were a joy to be with. 41 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:12,692 I can't stand seeing you in a good mood when they win 42 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,987 and a bad mood when they lose. 43 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:19,949 - I won't let Celtics run my life. - How d'you think I feel? 44 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:25,997 Mike. These are divorce papers. 45 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:30,293 I have them from the last time we split up. 46 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:32,379 - You saved them? - Yes! 47 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:38,051 And the only reason I haven't signed them is because I feel bad for you. 48 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:43,014 I spoke with my therapist. I know that part of this obsession 49 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,142 comes from you never having made it as a player. 50 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,854 Your dream died, so you live it through the Celtics. 51 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:54,109 It's time to move on, it's time to get a new dream. 52 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,403 My dream is dead. 53 00:03:56,611 --> 00:04:01,700 Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update. 54 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:07,497 Screw you. I was trying to be nice. But you are hopeless. 55 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,876 I know I'm hopeless. 'Cause my dream is dead! 56 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,796 Hey, kids, listen up! 57 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:18,425 My dream is dead! OK? 58 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,052 - You are sick. - I know I'm sick. 59 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,556 I am sick and tired of you and your therapist 60 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,810 taking something pure and twisting it around! 61 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:31,104 I love the Celtics! 62 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:36,317 OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it! 63 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:40,613 I love the Celtics! 64 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,912 Bounce! 65 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:08,266 I am not a hero. 66 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:13,396 A hero fights against injustice. 67 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:17,567 A hero sacrifices for the good of man. 68 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:22,530 He unites, uplifts and inspires. 69 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:28,161 I am not a hero. It's my house. 70 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:51,685 I don't wanna raise your kids. I don't even like kids. 71 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:56,773 Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag. 72 00:05:56,981 --> 00:06:01,319 My Celts are going to give you the beating of your life tomorrow night. 73 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:07,826 OK, Bruins.Just one in the net! That's all I'm asking. 74 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:11,329 Neely, come on, man! No! 75 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,998 No, no, no, no. 76 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:18,628 Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do. 77 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:23,049 Let the other goalie... That net was wide open! 78 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,926 Excuse me. 79 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,221 What are you doing? 80 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,266 Just taking a little breakski. Watching the game here. 81 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:36,896 - So my toilet still isn't fixed? - Oh, you gotta go? 82 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,483 Can you hold it five more minutes? Neely's gonna pull it out. 83 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:45,405 - Fix my toilet. - OK. 84 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,324 Plunger. 85 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,997 Grandma? Are you watching the Bruins game? 86 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,915 {y:i}Yes, Peanut. 87 00:06:56,124 --> 00:07:02,714 - Can you put the phone by the TV? - "No problem. Hold on a second." 88 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:13,058 - Dad, what happened? - Tommy. 89 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:18,188 There was a time in this country when sports were revered. 90 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:22,776 But people today... Their values are all out of whack. 91 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:27,989 Your mom and I are getting divorced. See you, Tommy. 92 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,283 Bye, Dad. 93 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:37,207 See you, Dad! 94 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,312 - Hi, darling. - Hi. 95 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:03,358 Tomorrow's gonna be the greatest day of my life. 96 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:07,487 We'll be celebrating the first Celtics' championship of the 90s. 97 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:10,782 - Excited? - Yeah. 98 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:15,578 You only finished one order of ribs. What's going on with you, anyway? 99 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,915 - Carol and I split up again. - Really? 100 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:21,668 Yes. What are you smiling about? 101 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:25,046 Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship. 102 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,966 That thought crossed my mind. 103 00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,469 - Good evening, sir. Ma'am. - Kevin. 104 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:36,725 Shouldn't you be planting evidence on somebody this time of night? 105 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:41,271 I already did that. Celtics are gonna blow out Utah tomorrow. 106 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:46,443 I hope so. Scott's taking 50 shots a game. If he's hot, we're in trouble. 107 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:52,157 "If he's hot... " Three weeks of college ball and he's an expert. 108 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:58,121 He led Boston in rebounds and assists in his senior year of high school. 109 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,248 You were brutally defeated 110 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:04,502 in the 1 9 73 State Wrestling Tournament by a blind guy. 111 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:08,381 Not brutally. I held back. I didn't want to hurt the poor kid. 112 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:12,677 - He pinned you in 8.2 seconds. - Where do you store all this memory? 113 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:17,807 I mean, how do you..? It was more like 1 2 seconds, anyway. 114 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:21,770 Mark! Turn on the tube. Help me out. 115 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:28,777 {y:i}On Tuesday night, the Celtics {y:i}defeated Utah Jazz with 1 06-94. 116 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:34,282 {y:i}Worse, Scott was fined $ 1 0,000 {y:i}for missing yesterday's practice. 117 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,077 1 0,000, what's that to him? 118 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,413 {y:i}He had this to say {y:i}about Tuesday's game. 119 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,291 {y:i}I'm sorry, OK? 120 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:48,129 {y:i}I've had back problems from carrying {y:i}this sorry excuse for a team. 121 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:52,842 - Talk about your textbook A-hole. - Blaming the team, right? 122 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:58,348 {y:i}Lewis Scott has gone A WOL. Suddenly, {y:i}Dennis Rodman doesn't seem so bad. 123 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,976 Here we go, Celtics, here we go! 124 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:05,939 Here we go, Celtics, here we go! 125 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,984 Hey, Ed, here we go! 126 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,989 Cindy! 127 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,263 Here we go! 128 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,932 Here we go! Here we go! 129 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,978 - How are you doing? - Spent the whole morning on the bowl. 130 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:48,106 Always a good sign. 131 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:55,280 Just the way you like it,Jimmy. I've even toasted the bun. 132 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:59,409 - How? There's no toaster here. - I used my curling iron. 133 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:03,413 - Thanks, Suzy. - It's on the house,Jimmy. 134 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,585 - Oh, Suzy the hot-dog girl! - Don't start! 135 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,754 Hey, beer! 136 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,968 - Shall we begin? - Indeed, sir. 137 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:22,307 Go home,Jazz! It's over! 138 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:27,270 -Jazz music sucks and so do you! - You suck. 139 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:32,817 Why don't you go back to Utah and get yourself a few more wives! 140 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:39,115 If Lewis Scott ever let you take a shot, you'd wet your frigging pants! 141 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:42,118 Why don't you join the Mormon Choir, 142 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:44,245 Donny and Marie-loving freaks! 143 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:49,501 - You're in Bean Town now, baby. - Bean Town! 144 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,129 - Bean Town! - I hate fans. 145 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:57,717 Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom! 146 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:02,472 - Manute Bol! Your mom! - Oh, that's witty, whitey. 147 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:07,644 You guys suck so bad that Nike should take your shoes away! 148 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,315 - How'd I do? - Good one with the shoes. 149 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,360 I thought of that one last night. 150 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:20,365 - This is an even game, isn't it? - It's an even game! God! 151 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,786 Oh, that was close. 152 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,456 All right. Here we go! 153 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:35,463 {y:i}Good evening. I'm Marv Albert along {y:i}with Bill Walton at Boston Garden 154 00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:38,842 getting ready for game six of the NBA world championship 155 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,887 and what could be the final game here at the Boston Garden, 156 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,057 {y:i}before it's going down. 157 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,977 All right, gentlemen, this is it. 158 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,022 Let's play the game that got us here, all right? 159 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:58,028 Pass the ball around, keep it moving. Grab some big, fat defence. 160 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,905 - That's all we need to do. - One other thing. 161 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:07,412 - Keep feeding me the rock. - Thanks for the pep talk, asshole. 162 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:12,292 Come on, let's do it. One, two, three,Jazz. 163 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,629 Hey, Coach Kimball! 164 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:21,217 You'd better do what Lewis Scott says, 'cause he owns your ass! 165 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,596 - Why don't you shut up! - Why don't you learn to coach! 166 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:28,099 Come on, buddy. Come and get me! 167 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,686 He's not worth it! 168 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,815 Go! 169 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:37,400 OK, here we go. 170 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,656 Good luck, guys. 171 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,665 All right, work it down now. 172 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,629 Go! 173 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,759 Hustle back on "D''! 174 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,516 Heads up, right side! 175 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:13,019 Defence! Defence! 176 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,356 Charge! 177 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,901 Beautiful, Celts! 178 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,622 Let's go! 179 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,970 Watch it, ref! 180 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:51,141 - Yeah, Kirby! - Back on "D''! 181 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,768 - Sorry, chief. - Hey, ref! 182 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:57,772 - That was a foul. - No way. 183 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:02,819 - Good call. No blood, no foul. - Quit whining and take your Midol! 184 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,989 Spread out! Number 3! 185 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,535 Yeah! 186 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,372 - Why don't you try passing the ball? - Worry about your own game. 187 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,083 Lewis, I think he's right. 188 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,302 What a dick! 189 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,895 Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts! 190 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,773 I love the Celtics! 191 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,238 What do you want, punk? 192 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:57,332 Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks, Utah sucks! 193 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:08,093 - A new Celtics dynasty is beginning. - They're gonna do it. 194 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:12,222 It's going to feel so good to deny Lewis Scott the championship. 195 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,140 He'll never win it. 196 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,685 Chris McCarthy! Where have you been? 197 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,937 I got married. I'm up in New York. 198 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,524 Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap. 199 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,442 Hey, not my fault. 200 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,112 - What are you doing? - I came for the game. 201 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,950 - I got a ticket. 300 from a scalper. - You're hard core. 202 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,035 Hey, good to see you. 203 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:38,498 - You guys want to go to Doyle's? - See you there. 204 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,334 Chris McCarthy! 205 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:47,757 - You still on that Buckner thing? - Yeah. Chris McCarthy! 206 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:51,302 - Hey, fellas. - Hey! 207 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,182 One, two,Jazz! 208 00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:01,104 Here we go! 24 minutes from heaven! 209 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,029 - There it is. - You can't stop me! 210 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,243 Come on! 211 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:27,881 Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house. 212 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,093 No! 213 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:49,152 - I'm on fire! - Time-out, ref. 214 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:51,780 What just happened? 215 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,658 They were on fire. Then something changed. 216 00:17:55,867 --> 00:18:00,038 Yeah. What changed since first half? 217 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,630 Hey, guys. 218 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:12,676 - I think you should go, Chris. - What are you talking about? 219 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:17,847 Celtics were up by 1 8, and now they're only up by 2! 220 00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,642 - So what? - You're the bad luck guy. 221 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:24,896 - You're not gonna lay this one on me. - Seriously. See you tomorrow. 222 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:29,150 - I mean it! Get out of here, now! - Not going. 223 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,903 Give it. 224 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,159 - Are you happy now? - Hit the road! 225 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:43,498 I paid 300 bucks for this ticket. That's a frigging car payment! 226 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:46,334 - The nerve of that guy. - You're telling me. 227 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,964 - It's over. He's gone now. - The virus has been destroyed. 228 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,095 Bing! Gotcha! 229 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:02,100 Maybe your lucky seat is my lucky seat for the second half. 230 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:06,104 So by sitting in this seat I'm helping the Jazz? Switch! 231 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,656 Maybe you two should switch. 232 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:27,917 - The Celts are getting killed, Mikey. - They've got to work it to the post. 233 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,506 Kiss my ass, Boston! 234 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,343 Switch, switch! 235 00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,845 Switch, switch! 236 00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:47,145 Everybody, this is not working. It was a bad idea! 237 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:50,148 Back to your seats! Now! 238 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:55,403 Defence! 239 00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,364 Get Scott! 240 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,452 No! 241 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:13,713 They didn't use enough time. Why didn't they listen to me? 242 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,717 How hard can it be? 243 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:23,598 - Lewis! I'm going to Disneyland! - Good. 244 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,908 I can't believe it's going seven games. 245 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:50,792 Well, it could be worse. It's not like we're boat people 246 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:57,048 out in the Bermuda Triangle in a leaky raft dying of thirst. 247 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:03,847 I wish I was a boat person! Their team didn't lose. 248 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:08,601 - They're happy! They're on a boat. - In the sun. 249 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:20,447 Maybe I shouldn't. I'm starting to see double. 250 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,961 - Flaherty Plumbing. - It's Patty and Timmy. 251 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,547 You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott! 252 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:43,386 - What? You're pulling my chain. - He just left us a $ 1 00 tip. 253 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:48,433 - "And he's dancing. What an asshole!" - Thanks. 254 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:53,688 Timmy and Patty are bar keeping at the Roxy. Guess who just walked in? 255 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:56,399 - Who? - Lewis Scott. 256 00:21:56,691 --> 00:22:01,446 They said he's dancing. He's dancing! 257 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,075 I mean, he's throwing it in our face! 258 00:22:05,283 --> 00:22:09,204 - The nerve of that guy. - You're telling me. 259 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,376 I'm wearing Jack Nicklaus's jacket! 260 00:22:14,584 --> 00:22:19,422 He got it for winning his first Masters, so don't get cranberry on it. 261 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:24,302 - Are you sure he's here? - Timmy and Patty swear he is. 262 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:31,601 There he is. 263 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:36,314 - What a dick. - Come on. 264 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:45,031 This is stupid. What are we doing here? 265 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:50,829 I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in. 266 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:55,166 Cover you? You're covered. Oh, boy. 267 00:22:55,917 --> 00:23:04,551 {y:i}They were singin'and movin' {y:i}to the groovin' 268 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:11,891 {y:i}Play that funky music, white boy {y:i}Play that funky music right 269 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:20,984 - So? - I looked into the face of the Devil. 270 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:25,447 - And I feel stronger for it. - Good. I'm proud of you. 271 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:30,577 I can't believe this guy is trying to take my championship away from me! 272 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:35,040 Money for nothing and chicks for free, right? 273 00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:39,544 - Something's got to be done. - There's nothing to do. 274 00:23:39,753 --> 00:23:45,633 What if we got him completely wrecked so he was too hung over to play well. 275 00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:48,803 - We could do that. - Nobody could do it better. 276 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:52,265 He'd be wasted for a week! 277 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,517 So let's do it. 278 00:23:55,727 --> 00:24:00,899 Are you serious? You really want to do it? Because I will do it. 279 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:07,238 Let's mess him up. 280 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:13,286 - Tell him we're his biggest fans. - Hey, Lewis Scott! 281 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:17,165 - I'm your biggest fan! How are you? - Don't I know you? 282 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:22,962 - I saw the game. You were great. - Yeah, I guess I was. 283 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:27,801 - You're the dude on the dance floor. - Scott, you son of a bitch. 284 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:32,305 The Celtics are going to hand you your ass on Sunday. 285 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:35,684 Your whole team hates you, and so do I. 286 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,937 Really? Well, look at this here. 287 00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:41,523 She loves me. So does my banker. 288 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:44,359 Go vomit so you can feel better about yourself. 289 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:48,071 You're just a selfish ball hog, and... 290 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:54,369 Hey, moron! The reason why he's a selfish ball hog is because... 291 00:24:56,371 --> 00:25:00,834 ..he's the greatest player in the NBA. 292 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:06,631 I'm gonna beat your ass just like Utah's going to beat the Celtics. 293 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,384 - Where are you from? - Charlestown. Get out of here. 294 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,554 Traitor! Back-stabber! 295 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:15,557 - I'm going to throw up. - I appreciate that, man. 296 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:19,102 It takes courage to speak the truth in this town. 297 00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:23,314 He wouldn't have said it if he didn't mean it. You're the greatest. 298 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:28,278 - You guys are well-educated fans. - We want to buy you a drink! 299 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:33,241 No, no, no, Lewis Scott is going to buy you two a drink. 300 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:36,703 Another beer, and my new friends here will have... 301 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:38,246 A scotch soda! 302 00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:42,625 Schnapps and a scotch. Make mine a vodka. 303 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:47,255 - This is a great party. - It's great here! 304 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:50,467 - Here you go. - Thanks. 305 00:25:50,675 --> 00:25:54,054 - Good game tonight, Lewis. - What's up, old timer? 306 00:25:54,262 --> 00:25:57,390 Wish you was out there. I'd take you to school. 307 00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:00,894 You must love living in that fantasy world. 308 00:26:01,102 --> 00:26:04,689 - What are you up to? - Having dinner with friends. 309 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:09,319 - Really? This is... - I'm Larry Bird. How are you? 310 00:26:09,527 --> 00:26:12,572 - I mean Mike O'Hara. - And... 311 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:17,494 -Jimmy Flaherty. - They're an endangered species here. 312 00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:21,998 Two white Irish guys who hate the Celtics, ain't that right, guys? 313 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:25,168 - Er... - No... 314 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:31,383 We loved the Celtics, when you played for them. You were the master. 315 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:35,929 But I guess for the Celtics, the leprechauns have left the building. 316 00:26:36,137 --> 00:26:37,931 Fans like you make me sick. 317 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:41,601 You love us when we win and hate us when we lose. 318 00:26:41,810 --> 00:26:44,813 It's pathetic. You should learn something about loyalty. 319 00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:48,441 Fans like these, you can have 'em. 320 00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:52,487 Who needs his lanky ass anyway? 321 00:26:55,657 --> 00:27:00,870 - He was overrated as a player. - Yeah, he wasn't really that great. 322 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:04,165 - Yeah, he sucked. - Sucked. 323 00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:07,711 - Where are our drinks? - Right away. 324 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:11,297 We were at the game when Seton Hall beat Boston College. 325 00:27:11,506 --> 00:27:13,466 - Get out of here. - We were there. 326 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:19,014 You pulled a triple-double, 42 points, 20 rebounds, 1 1 assists. What a game! 327 00:27:19,222 --> 00:27:22,017 - It was a bad day for me. - Kicked our ass. 328 00:27:22,225 --> 00:27:27,063 - That's Lewis Scott, the ass-kicker. - I've still got the ticket. 329 00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,988 Here's to you. Oh, boy. 330 00:27:35,196 --> 00:27:38,074 There you go! 331 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,872 Keep 'em coming! 332 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:51,838 - Get it down! - Right down there! 333 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:07,604 Let's play "invent-a-drink''. 334 00:28:07,812 --> 00:28:11,691 The first drink I'm going to make is called... 335 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,819 Lewis Scott! 336 00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:19,991 -Jimmy's got one. - This one is called "Jimmy's dick''. 337 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:24,579 It's short...fat... 338 00:28:24,788 --> 00:28:28,458 But it fills the gap. 339 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:33,713 This one is called "The Boston Celtics''. 340 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:37,842 - It's weak, 'cause it's white. - That's funny. 341 00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:43,056 For the ladies, always the added touch. 342 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:47,686 That's it. Drink it all up! 343 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:57,904 The night's not over. I know this after-hours bar we can take him to. 344 00:28:58,113 --> 00:29:01,491 No, no. I couldn't. I gotta go to practice in the morning. 345 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:05,120 I'd love to stay and throw up. 346 00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:08,873 But I got to beat these sons of bitches. 347 00:29:09,082 --> 00:29:14,921 Hear that, Boston? I'm gonna kick your ass! 348 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:22,846 - Lightweight. - He can't even hold his liquor. 349 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:25,890 Let's get him a cab. 350 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:44,743 I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber. 351 00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:50,665 If your septic tank is backing up, your hot water takes a leak, 352 00:29:50,874 --> 00:29:53,918 your air cooler won't work, well, call me. 353 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:58,631 Because I am not a hero. I am a plumber. 354 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,925 Plumber... 355 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:49,265 Oh, God!Jimmy! Lewis Scott's in the bed! 356 00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:54,104 - How did he get there? - I blanked out. What happened? 357 00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:57,440 We must've done it when he passed out. We kidnapped him. 358 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,734 I did not kidnap anybody! 359 00:30:59,943 --> 00:31:04,155 Scott is duct-taped in my bed and I don't think he did it himself. 360 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:09,244 - You wanted to look him in the eye! - No more hard liquor for me! 361 00:31:09,452 --> 00:31:13,415 - Look, we got to get him out of here. - I agree. 362 00:31:13,623 --> 00:31:16,584 But first, we have to do something. 363 00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:25,593 - He's gotta wear a hat or something. - We gotta go! 364 00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:28,430 Put a Celtics hat on the guy. 365 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:39,399 - Did you call his room again? - Five minutes ago. He's not there. 366 00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,360 Wait five minutes and then call again! 367 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:48,074 Oh, man! Wait till the boys see this! 368 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:51,411 Seventh game of the finals and he ditches practice! 369 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:55,915 Grant Hill would have gone to church and come to practice early. 370 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:02,881 Watch his head. 371 00:32:03,089 --> 00:32:06,468 We don't need Scott. Bench him and teach him a lesson. 372 00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:11,806 Yeah. I'll bench my high scorer. Our fans won't want me too dead. 373 00:32:12,015 --> 00:32:16,811 We just got to get him outside. Then he can go where the hell he wants. 374 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:20,982 -Jeez. He's coming to. -Just relax and enjoy the ride! 375 00:32:21,191 --> 00:32:25,487 {y:i}FrereJacques, frereJacques {y:i}dormez vous 376 00:32:25,695 --> 00:32:27,280 Hey, let go of me! 377 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,575 {y:i}Sonnez les matines {y:i}Sonnez les matines 378 00:32:30,784 --> 00:32:34,037 Let go of me! You're the two guys at the club. 379 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:38,958 - Relax. He doesn't know our names. -Jimmy Flaherty and Mike O'Hara. 380 00:32:42,754 --> 00:32:45,924 Jimmy, where are you going? 381 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,426 Don't make me hurt you. 382 00:32:51,346 --> 00:32:56,476 - You'd better untie me right now! - That's it! You want some of this? 383 00:32:59,062 --> 00:33:00,980 Jimmy! 384 00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:07,195 Hold it right there, ball hog! Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun. 385 00:33:08,238 --> 00:33:11,991 Smile for the barrel. All right. 386 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,329 - Get upstairs, now! - Watch yourself. 387 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:23,503 Yo, Coach! I'll play.Just give me a chance. I can handle the rock. 388 00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:26,006 I'll call you if I need you. 389 00:33:26,214 --> 00:33:29,843 Don't dog me, Coach. I've got the bad crap. 390 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:33,972 I'll tell you what. You take the bad crap and this basketball, 391 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:37,684 and do the drills! Now! 392 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:42,522 -"Bad crap''. - I'll call again. 393 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:53,241 I didn't know you even had a gun. 394 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:58,413 It's a Russian TOZ-35. Skanaker won the gold in the '72 Olympics with it. 395 00:33:58,621 --> 00:34:01,291 I traded my Gordie Howe skates for it. 396 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:05,879 What is this? I thought you two were Utah fans. 397 00:34:06,838 --> 00:34:08,423 Yeah, right. 398 00:34:08,631 --> 00:34:13,178 Is this racism? A backlash from the O.J. Simpson verdict? 399 00:34:13,386 --> 00:34:17,891 Racism? If the Sox were in the pennant race with the Orioles, 400 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,935 we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white. 401 00:34:21,144 --> 00:34:24,731 Then why don't you go get his white ass? 402 00:34:24,939 --> 00:34:30,487 We need time to figure this out. Why don't you get us some coffee and food? 403 00:34:30,695 --> 00:34:36,201 Yeah, OK. I'll get some bananas and make banana pancakes. 404 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:40,705 Some eggs, sausages and bacon and make a Spanish omelette. 405 00:34:40,914 --> 00:34:45,502 We could go Italian, Chinese, Greek. I know a great Dutch place... 406 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:48,505 We're not having a party! Get some coffee and food! 407 00:34:48,713 --> 00:34:52,342 - We want to make it nice for him. - I'll get it myself. 408 00:34:52,550 --> 00:34:54,678 Who are you, man? 409 00:34:54,886 --> 00:34:58,765 Some bitter ex-high school player who never really made it? 410 00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:04,938 You sit watching sports, criticizing athletes 'cause you wish it was you. 411 00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:09,776 You are so far off... 412 00:35:11,111 --> 00:35:12,862 ..it's sad. 413 00:35:19,411 --> 00:35:21,079 Watch his ass! 414 00:35:26,084 --> 00:35:30,380 - You let him talk to you like that? - What do you mean? 415 00:35:30,588 --> 00:35:34,009 He's so condescending. "Watch his ass!'' 416 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:41,766 - You're under arrest! - Hi, Kev. 417 00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:44,811 Hi, Mike. What's up? 418 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:49,149 Scared you, didn't I? What's new, man? 419 00:35:49,357 --> 00:35:51,735 New? 420 00:35:51,943 --> 00:35:56,031 Officer, I'm the guy who had his car stolen. 421 00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,326 Stand by where your car was stolen and I'll be right there. 422 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:04,289 - Big game tomorrow. - The Celtics have to win. 423 00:36:04,497 --> 00:36:09,044 - I wanted to ask you something... - What about my fucking car? 424 00:36:09,252 --> 00:36:14,174 - That Porsche was two months old! - We do our best. I truly am sorry. 425 00:36:14,382 --> 00:36:18,178 I realise without that nice car you have no chance of getting laid. 426 00:36:18,386 --> 00:36:25,101 That's a real tragedy. Now step back! I'll be with you in a moment. 427 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:29,064 He talks to you like you're his little bitch or something. 428 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:33,485 I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you. 429 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:39,240 You know, I was thinking... Lewis Scott is killing us. 430 00:36:39,449 --> 00:36:40,784 I hate that guy. 431 00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:45,497 You know what someone should do? Someone should grab Lewis Scott, 432 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:50,377 tie him up and hold him till after we finish that game tomorrow. 433 00:36:50,585 --> 00:36:52,712 You know what? I'm in. 434 00:36:52,921 --> 00:36:56,424 And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it. 435 00:36:56,633 --> 00:36:59,427 My team-mates will come looking for me. 436 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:02,597 Why? Is it so unusual you're not at practice? 437 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:06,267 You're in big trouble for messing with Lewis Scott. 438 00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:10,105 You just shut up. Jimmy's in control now. 439 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:13,274 See, I can talk in the third person, too. 440 00:37:13,483 --> 00:37:16,361 Jimmy Flaherty wants Lewis Scott to shut his trap. 441 00:37:16,569 --> 00:37:21,574 Jimmy Flaherty is so tired of Lewis Scott's bullshit! 442 00:37:21,783 --> 00:37:25,495 Well,Jimmy wouldn't talk like that if he didn't have a gun, 443 00:37:25,704 --> 00:37:29,416 'cause Lewis Scott would pulverize his big, fat, frumpy ass. 444 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:33,003 But Jimmy Flaherty does have a gun, doesn't he? 445 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:41,177 Hey! You don't want to play with Flaherty. He's crazy. 446 00:37:41,386 --> 00:37:45,432 Yeah? I'm about to snatch your asshole out and use it as a peephole. 447 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:50,603 Sit down! Please, Lewis! Don't make me shoot you, man! 448 00:37:50,812 --> 00:37:53,606 You won't shoot me. You don't have the berries. 449 00:37:53,815 --> 00:37:56,901 I do have the berries! If you don't sit down, I'm... 450 00:37:57,110 --> 00:38:03,616 - Shit! That could have been my head! - I wish it was. 451 00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:07,203 That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball. 452 00:38:07,412 --> 00:38:12,208 Say somebody grabbed him yesterday and let go of him today. 453 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:16,212 Kidnapping is kidnapping. It doesn't matter if it's one day or three days. 454 00:38:16,421 --> 00:38:21,009 If you kidnap a guy, you kidnap him. I mean, just do it. 455 00:38:21,217 --> 00:38:27,182 So you'd hold on to him until after the Celtics win the championship? 456 00:38:27,390 --> 00:38:31,603 Me? As a policeman sworn to uphold the law, I could never say that. 457 00:38:31,811 --> 00:38:35,148 But as a Celtics fan, I must reply "Yes''. 458 00:38:35,357 --> 00:38:39,694 We're just joking around. We're not talking about a crime here, are we? 459 00:38:41,112 --> 00:38:44,532 No! Of course not. 460 00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:47,952 Well... 461 00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:51,373 - Yeah, OK. Give my love to Deb. - See you later. 462 00:38:51,581 --> 00:38:55,293 I got no reason to be concerned, do I, Mike? Huh? 463 00:38:55,502 --> 00:39:00,340 - Kevin, you're losing it, man! -Take care. Stay out of trouble. 464 00:39:02,717 --> 00:39:05,345 OK, Mr Germany, where were we? 465 00:39:06,513 --> 00:39:11,184 - Why do you collect all this junk? - I like it. It's a hobby. 466 00:39:11,393 --> 00:39:16,022 It's pathetic. All these pictures of other people's achievements. 467 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:19,234 And what have you done? What's your claim to fame? 468 00:39:19,442 --> 00:39:22,696 You think Larry Bird has a picture of you, 469 00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:25,699 your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd? 470 00:39:25,907 --> 00:39:29,661 He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him. 471 00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:33,123 Put that gun in your mouth and blow your brains out. 472 00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:38,753 I know you've thought about it. On holidays, your birthday. 473 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:44,801 How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob, 474 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,138 and everyone else out there having fun. 475 00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:53,059 Go ahead,Jimmy. Do it. Make the pain go away. 476 00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,521 Stifle it, Scott! 477 00:39:56,730 --> 00:40:00,859 That's exactly why your so-called friend Mike treats you that way. 478 00:40:01,067 --> 00:40:06,031 - You have no identity of your own. - He treats me just fine. 479 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,910 It took me two seconds to figure out who the man in the relationship was. 480 00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:15,623 He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes. 481 00:40:17,334 --> 00:40:20,712 I was going to make them, too. I was in the mood. 482 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:26,801 Does he make you hold his peenie when he takes a piss, too,Jimmy? 483 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:31,348 {y:i}I wouldn't be surprised if he comes {y:i}back with some hot pants for you. 484 00:40:32,265 --> 00:40:35,685 - Come on, make us some breakfast. - Coming! 485 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:39,147 I saw Kevin when I was out. I hinted about us. 486 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:43,401 It doesn't matter if we let him go now or later. Same thing. 487 00:40:47,155 --> 00:40:50,241 - What did you do that for? - I'm sick of your bullshit! 488 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:54,204 What the hell's gotten into you? Huh? 489 00:40:55,789 --> 00:40:57,665 Oh, no. 490 00:41:00,502 --> 00:41:03,672 You really shouldn't leave Jimmy all alone, Mike. 491 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,967 - You just get out. - No,Jimmy, don't listen to him! 492 00:41:08,176 --> 00:41:10,428 "Yes, master, I'll do whatever you say.'' 493 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:14,474 - Pick on someone with your own IQ. - How about someone like you? 494 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:18,436 I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down, 495 00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:21,272 and beat the living snot out of him! 496 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:25,110 There are some people in this world, that's all they really understand. 497 00:41:25,318 --> 00:41:28,822 You rationalize with them, listen to their side of the story. 498 00:41:29,030 --> 00:41:32,701 But ultimately, it comes down to one thing. A good beating! 499 00:41:32,909 --> 00:41:34,953 Maybe something happened to him. 500 00:41:35,161 --> 00:41:37,539 Like it's the first time he's pulled this. 501 00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:42,210 - Listen to me. - I can't believe I hit you. 502 00:41:42,419 --> 00:41:45,588 I talked to Kevin. We're in deep trouble. 503 00:41:45,797 --> 00:41:49,592 - We're probably going to jail. - What do we do? 504 00:41:49,801 --> 00:41:54,139 We've no choice. If we let him go now, 505 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:57,726 our lives go down in flames and we have nothing to show. 506 00:41:57,934 --> 00:42:04,065 But if we hold on to him till after the game and the Celtics win, 507 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:09,487 our lives will go down in flames, but we'll have contributed to the victory! 508 00:42:09,696 --> 00:42:11,448 I like this very much. 509 00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:14,909 All our lives, we've taken from the Celtics. 510 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,537 It's time to give something back. 511 00:42:17,746 --> 00:42:24,627 On a team, everybody's got a job. So our job is to cover Lewis Scott! 512 00:42:24,836 --> 00:42:30,717 And if we can hold onto him, maybe we can win that championship. 513 00:42:30,925 --> 00:42:32,969 It wouldn't be a fair win. 514 00:42:33,178 --> 00:42:36,723 There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book. 515 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,225 It would have our names next to it. 516 00:42:39,434 --> 00:42:43,271 What kind of loser would want to be an asterisk? 517 00:42:44,105 --> 00:42:50,779 I would very much like to be one. Let's lead our Celtics to victory! 518 00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:58,411 Lurch, we're going to run the plays. Do the best you can. That's all I ask. 519 00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:03,792 - I will not let my homies down. - Your homies are going to love that. 520 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,670 Come on,Jimmy, the rock! 521 00:43:13,218 --> 00:43:15,178 I hate my life. 522 00:43:15,387 --> 00:43:20,141 - Give him another chance. - I have given him so many chances. 523 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:24,187 I love him, but he's just not good for us. 524 00:43:24,396 --> 00:43:28,441 Will I only see him Sundays like my other divorced friends? 525 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:31,653 Tommy. Football season's coming up. 526 00:43:31,861 --> 00:43:35,699 I don't think your dad's gonna see you Sunday. Maybe February. 527 00:43:35,907 --> 00:43:40,662 - Two-fifty-five! Hut-hut-hut! - Blitz him, blitz him, blitz him! 528 00:43:40,870 --> 00:43:44,332 Go all the way! Yes! 529 00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:47,794 -Jesus,Jimmy, you clipped him! - No, that wasn't. 530 00:43:48,003 --> 00:43:52,048 He's going all the way! Oh, yeah! 531 00:43:52,257 --> 00:43:56,302 You guys are really good at this. You ever think about going pro? 532 00:43:56,511 --> 00:44:01,433 Here it goes! Bring it down now! Bring it hard! That's it! 533 00:44:01,641 --> 00:44:05,603 Bring it down! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 534 00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:10,525 - Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? - He had that rotator cuff surgery. 535 00:44:10,734 --> 00:44:16,031 - Did it affect his power chop? - Yes, but not his log rolling. 536 00:44:16,281 --> 00:44:19,117 Thank God. Wouldn't want nothing happening to the log rolling. 537 00:44:19,325 --> 00:44:23,455 These guys are so classy. There's no prize money here. 538 00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:26,207 They're in it for the love of the game. 539 00:44:26,416 --> 00:44:30,003 You wouldn't see Big Jim Fulton hawking chainsaws. 540 00:44:30,211 --> 00:44:34,674 {y:i}Hi. I'm Big Jim Fulton. When I'm {y:i}cutting 'em, I reach for the best. 541 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,970 - It's Big Jim Fulton. - Well, I... 542 00:44:39,179 --> 00:44:44,184 I can see why he'd do that. McCulloch makes a heck of a product. 543 00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:48,980 That just proves no one's above it. What about you, doo-doo-digger? 544 00:44:49,189 --> 00:44:53,026 If they offered you a million to do a Tidy Bowl commercial, would you? 545 00:44:53,234 --> 00:44:58,281 In a case like that, that's a product I believe in, I suppose I would. 546 00:44:58,490 --> 00:45:02,118 Why do you do all those commercials? 547 00:45:02,327 --> 00:45:05,663 Come on, you don't need the money! You know what I think? 548 00:45:05,872 --> 00:45:10,669 You think that if we see your face on TV a million times a day, 549 00:45:10,877 --> 00:45:13,129 we're going to love you. 550 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:17,634 I don't need your love. I don't want to talk about this any more. 551 00:45:17,842 --> 00:45:21,638 I don't do no more commercials than anybody else. 552 00:45:21,846 --> 00:45:28,311 I'll play a game. I'll flip through every station on this TV. 553 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:32,190 And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go. 554 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:35,318 - Bet! - That's kind of a risk there, Mike. 555 00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:40,240 - He's on TV every ten seconds! - Come on, let's go. 556 00:45:40,448 --> 00:45:43,993 OK. Let's play. I'll start with two here. 557 00:45:49,499 --> 00:45:51,334 Want to pick up the pace? 558 00:45:51,543 --> 00:45:54,087 {y:i}..in a limo this small. 559 00:45:56,047 --> 00:45:58,466 - OK. - I'm gonna win this thing. 560 00:45:58,675 --> 00:46:01,302 I've got 1 25 channels on the dish. 561 00:46:01,511 --> 00:46:05,306 Keep changing channels. You're almost out. This is it. 562 00:46:05,515 --> 00:46:10,395 - Untie me, baby. I'm home free. - No, we got ESPN-2 coming up. 563 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:17,235 - "..still got my thumbs." - "..this awful rash..." 564 00:46:18,611 --> 00:46:23,366 {y:i}Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer {y:i}fat-free turkey dogs for the winner. 565 00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:31,041 Selling those wieners! 566 00:46:32,334 --> 00:46:35,045 Here comes my favourite part! 567 00:46:35,253 --> 00:46:39,424 {y:i}I'll play one-on-one {y:i}with this hot dog any day! 568 00:46:39,632 --> 00:46:43,345 "I'll play one-on-one with this hot dog any day''! 569 00:46:46,931 --> 00:46:49,184 Will you shut it off? Change the channel. 570 00:46:50,643 --> 00:46:53,646 - Help! - Get him in the kitchen! 571 00:46:53,855 --> 00:46:56,858 Get him back there, now. 572 00:46:57,067 --> 00:47:00,362 It's Carol and Tommy. Get him in there! 573 00:47:00,570 --> 00:47:02,197 OK. 574 00:47:02,697 --> 00:47:06,159 Carol, Tommy, hey! What a surprise. 575 00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:09,579 It's not really a good time right now. 576 00:47:09,788 --> 00:47:15,168 We just stopped by to bring some stuff you might need and to say goodbye. 577 00:47:15,377 --> 00:47:19,297 - What is this? - The rest of your stuff. 578 00:47:19,506 --> 00:47:22,509 You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy? 579 00:47:22,717 --> 00:47:25,970 I can't live with someone who refuses to grow. 580 00:47:26,179 --> 00:47:32,435 I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now! 581 00:47:34,479 --> 00:47:39,067 Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right. 582 00:47:39,275 --> 00:47:43,613 You were right! I think I've become a little bit... 583 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:47,951 - Obsessed. - Obsessed with sports. You're right! 584 00:47:48,159 --> 00:47:50,995 You're just repeating what I said to placate me. 585 00:47:51,204 --> 00:47:56,876 No. I'm going to change. I'm going to become a new man. 586 00:47:58,044 --> 00:48:02,340 Hey, you know what I was thinking? We'll go back to that therapist! 587 00:48:02,549 --> 00:48:06,678 We can talk it out. We'll talk, we can hold each other. 588 00:48:06,886 --> 00:48:14,269 We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time. 589 00:48:14,477 --> 00:48:19,149 Fine. I'll call Dr Kaufman and make an appointment for Monday. 590 00:48:19,357 --> 00:48:22,235 - Then we'll see. - It's a date! 591 00:48:22,444 --> 00:48:24,904 Doc Kaufman's on Monday! 592 00:48:31,661 --> 00:48:35,415 You miserable son of a bitch! 593 00:48:35,623 --> 00:48:39,127 - Think I got a girl in there? - It didn't take you long. 594 00:48:39,336 --> 00:48:42,547 - It's Jimmy.Jimmy? - Yeah. 595 00:48:42,756 --> 00:48:48,303 - He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake. 596 00:48:48,511 --> 00:48:52,557 Yes. Hey, don't go in there! Do not go in there! 597 00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:58,021 - Carol. Tommy. - See. It's Jimmy. 598 00:48:58,229 --> 00:49:02,609 And...why is this man tied up? 599 00:49:04,903 --> 00:49:06,446 For fun. 600 00:49:08,073 --> 00:49:11,409 -Just guy stuff. - Having fun with the guys. 601 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:15,663 - Hey, you're Lewis Scott! - Who is Lewis Scott? 602 00:49:15,872 --> 00:49:18,208 Who is...? Are you kidding me? 603 00:49:18,416 --> 00:49:22,671 That is exactly what is wrong with our relationship. 604 00:49:22,879 --> 00:49:28,593 I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is! 605 00:49:28,802 --> 00:49:30,845 Mr Scott, I think you're the greatest. 606 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:42,148 He says thanks for the compliment. 607 00:49:42,357 --> 00:49:46,486 See you later because we gotta be going now, and good afternoon. 608 00:49:49,364 --> 00:49:52,033 You are sick! You need help! 609 00:49:52,242 --> 00:49:55,161 You don't know what's going on! We have a plan! 610 00:49:55,370 --> 00:50:01,376 I have a plan. I am calling the cops, then I'm divorcing you. Let's go. 611 00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:06,840 - You're still my hero. -Thanks. 612 00:50:07,048 --> 00:50:09,592 Not you, Dad. I meant Lewis. 613 00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:23,565 I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop-kicked her Chia pet. 614 00:50:23,773 --> 00:50:25,108 I remember. 615 00:50:25,316 --> 00:50:29,237 Let her go. Who needs a loving, supportive wife like that? 616 00:50:29,446 --> 00:50:33,283 A strong-jawed, athletic, rim-minded gym teacher like you? 617 00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:39,456 Every woman in Boston must want to get into bed with your pasty, bloated ass. 618 00:50:39,664 --> 00:50:44,502 Shut up before I bring your head over here and use it as a cue ball. 619 00:50:44,711 --> 00:50:48,214 Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom? 620 00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:55,180 - We're not falling for that trick. - Do you think I wore a pamper here? 621 00:50:55,388 --> 00:50:58,350 You should go in there with him just to be safe. 622 00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:04,230 - That is not going to happen. - Fine. There's bars on the window. 623 00:51:04,439 --> 00:51:09,277 If you try anything, he'll blow holes through this door until you're dead. 624 00:51:09,486 --> 00:51:13,448 - Yeah, that's me,John Dillinger. - Relax, I'm just going to pee. 625 00:51:13,656 --> 00:51:18,745 -Jimmy, want to help me uncoil it? - He better just be peeing. 626 00:51:22,624 --> 00:51:28,171 We should get out of here. Carol was pissed. She might be calling the cops. 627 00:51:28,380 --> 00:51:31,174 She very well might, knowing her the way I do. 628 00:51:35,178 --> 00:51:39,182 - Who's that? - I want my rent money,Jimmy! 629 00:51:39,391 --> 00:51:43,478 It's Nick, the landlord. He's got a key. He's the landlord. 630 00:51:45,730 --> 00:51:48,608 - $300. Cough it up. -Just pay the man. 631 00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:52,404 - I don't have it. - Cough it up. 632 00:51:52,612 --> 00:51:57,617 I'm installing a whirlpool spa next week, and Friday I'll have... 633 00:51:57,826 --> 00:52:00,578 -Just write the man a cheque. - It'll bounce. 634 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:03,957 - Write it anyway. -Jimmy! 635 00:52:04,165 --> 00:52:08,503 Mikey, there's a $20 penalty for writing out bounced cheques. 636 00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:15,010 All right. I am going to pay Nick the landlord. 637 00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:19,014 - You don't deserve a friend like this. - Damn straight. 638 00:52:19,222 --> 00:52:23,977 Thanks for the hostage-tality, guys. But I really gotta go. 639 00:52:28,314 --> 00:52:30,859 I don't believe what I just saw! 640 00:52:31,067 --> 00:52:34,904 - Nick, lock it up! - Was that Lewis Scott? 641 00:52:38,199 --> 00:52:39,784 There! 642 00:52:51,921 --> 00:52:55,967 - Those guys are physically fit! - We'll never catch him this way. 643 00:52:56,176 --> 00:53:01,848 - Keep up. Take a warning shot. - I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him. 644 00:53:05,435 --> 00:53:07,103 Taxi! 645 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:12,692 - Yo, my man.Just drive, drive. - Hey, you're Lewis Scott. 646 00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:15,862 - Yeah, it's me. Step on it. - Get out of my cab. 647 00:53:16,071 --> 00:53:19,491 - This is an emergency. - After what you did to my Celtics? 648 00:53:19,699 --> 00:53:24,746 - Get out of my cab now. - What is this? The Twilight Zone? 649 00:53:29,292 --> 00:53:32,420 - Hi, Grandma. - Hi, Peanut. 650 00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:36,883 - What's wrong? - Bill Russell is awful sad. 651 00:53:37,092 --> 00:53:41,096 - The Celtics lost. - Don't worry, Billy Boy. 652 00:53:41,304 --> 00:53:44,099 Mikey and I'll take care of it. See you. 653 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:53,316 - Hey! - This way, dumb ass! 654 00:54:14,337 --> 00:54:16,798 Lewis, come on! 655 00:54:18,591 --> 00:54:24,723 - Hey! Get in the van! I mean it! - You'd hit me in front of a cop? 656 00:54:25,849 --> 00:54:27,350 Officer! 657 00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:36,192 This is bizarre. 658 00:54:38,236 --> 00:54:41,698 Hey! Where are you going? Hey! 659 00:54:41,906 --> 00:54:44,367 Nothing personal, man. 660 00:54:46,786 --> 00:54:49,706 I wish the Utah fans were this passionate. 661 00:54:49,914 --> 00:54:52,834 Hey, Cramden, where are we going? 662 00:54:53,043 --> 00:54:58,757 Nowhere. We're just going to drive around till after the game. 663 00:54:58,965 --> 00:55:01,760 I see you put a lot of thought into this. 664 00:55:05,263 --> 00:55:08,183 Hey, you have any music in this tin can? 665 00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:10,018 Sure. 666 00:55:21,404 --> 00:55:26,284 Hey! Turn it off! Give me the gun, I'll shoot myself in the head. 667 00:55:37,921 --> 00:55:41,800 Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you. 668 00:55:42,008 --> 00:55:46,554 What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7? 669 00:55:46,763 --> 00:55:49,140 Could we make some money? 670 00:55:49,349 --> 00:55:53,853 Yeah... No, VERY inside information. 671 00:55:57,232 --> 00:56:01,986 - Your gaslight's on. - Well, look for a filling station. 672 00:56:07,075 --> 00:56:10,745 Did you see that blonde in the new Guess ad? 673 00:56:10,954 --> 00:56:15,208 I saw that the other night. I was going to call you. 674 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:20,964 - Talking about Michelle? - What, you know her? 675 00:56:21,172 --> 00:56:23,591 - Every nook and cranny. - Get outta here. 676 00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:28,430 - In the biblical sense? -Just say we never made it to church. 677 00:56:29,431 --> 00:56:33,643 - Don't say that. You're killing me! - Your fantasies are my reality. 678 00:56:33,852 --> 00:56:36,312 Cough it up, man. We want the details. 679 00:56:36,521 --> 00:56:40,942 I better give you some toilet paper and WD-40, 'cause I got stories, yo. 680 00:56:41,151 --> 00:56:45,947 You know the Budweiser ad girl? Been there, done that. 681 00:56:47,073 --> 00:56:51,536 I bet you guys couldn't get past first base with the Budweiser frog. 682 00:56:51,745 --> 00:56:54,706 That would depend how drunk I got it. 683 00:56:58,084 --> 00:57:02,297 Man, I've been with two women in my whole life. 684 00:57:02,505 --> 00:57:06,468 - That's two more than Jimmy. - That's cruel, but true. 685 00:57:13,016 --> 00:57:14,851 Wow. 686 00:57:17,270 --> 00:57:20,732 Gas. Let's stop for gas. 687 00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:29,366 You pump, I'll pay. And you, you wait in there. 688 00:57:29,574 --> 00:57:31,910 I hope you die! 689 00:57:55,266 --> 00:57:58,645 - OK, wide ass! Unchain me. - Get back in the van. 690 00:57:58,853 --> 00:58:02,899 Unchain me right now, or I'll blow this place to kingdom come! 691 00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:05,819 I leave you alone for two minutes and what happens? 692 00:58:10,657 --> 00:58:14,619 - Let him go,Jimmy! - Otherwise we'll have a weenie roast! 693 00:58:14,828 --> 00:58:17,205 - Do it! - No can do, man. 694 00:58:17,414 --> 00:58:19,541 I'll sacrifice for our boys in green. 695 00:58:19,749 --> 00:58:24,045 You're willing to sacrifice my nuts? What is the matter with you? 696 00:58:24,254 --> 00:58:28,133 - Did he get in your head again? - No, it's completely blank. 697 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:33,138 - Then you must be willing to die. -Jimmy!Jimmy! 698 00:58:33,346 --> 00:58:38,351 No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor. 699 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,103 Oh, yeah? 700 00:58:40,311 --> 00:58:44,733 - Let him go,Jimmy! - Give me that thing! Get in the van! 701 00:58:44,941 --> 00:58:48,695 Help him with his bowl. 702 00:58:48,903 --> 00:58:52,449 Be careful. It's a top-of-the-line quiet flush. 703 00:58:53,867 --> 00:58:56,619 Thanks for telling me about the lighter. 704 00:59:00,498 --> 00:59:05,879 I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light. 705 00:59:07,797 --> 00:59:09,966 Well, look at that. It works. 706 00:59:13,261 --> 00:59:17,640 Guys. Please don't take this from me. 707 00:59:19,809 --> 00:59:24,522 Let me go. I won't turn you in, I swear. You don't want to go to jail! 708 00:59:25,690 --> 00:59:28,485 Mike, you got a wife and a kid! 709 00:59:28,693 --> 00:59:33,198 Jimmy, you've got...Mike, and he's got a wife and a kid. 710 00:59:34,491 --> 00:59:38,828 - Please don't take this from me! - You don't deserve it. 711 00:59:39,037 --> 00:59:43,124 - What, and you do? - At least I'd appreciate it. 712 00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:46,419 I would cherish every minute of every game. 713 00:59:46,628 --> 00:59:51,758 I wouldn't skip practice or be ragging on my team-mates! I'd work hard! 714 00:59:51,966 --> 00:59:57,764 You don't think I work hard? I gave up everything for the game! 715 00:59:57,972 --> 01:00:01,851 - Big deal. I'd have given it up, too. - Would you have, Mike? 716 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:06,231 - What do I have to give up? - Yeah. 717 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:11,069 I'm the one born with the talent, not you. 718 01:00:12,362 --> 01:00:15,490 Sorry, but don't take it out on me. 719 01:00:15,699 --> 01:00:18,702 You don't think I've got the talent? 720 01:00:18,910 --> 01:00:22,539 You're a gym teacher. What do you think? 721 01:00:24,082 --> 01:00:25,667 Pull over. 722 01:00:25,917 --> 01:00:28,586 Come on, Mr P.E., show me what you got. 723 01:00:30,422 --> 01:00:35,885 I'm Bob Cousy here at Lapristy Park with the Boston skyline behind me, 724 01:00:36,094 --> 01:00:41,349 here at this grudge match, a David and Goliath contest between 725 01:00:41,558 --> 01:00:44,477 Lewis Scott, NBA All Star 726 01:00:44,686 --> 01:00:48,481 and Mike O'Hara, a gym teacher from Charlestown 727 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:53,153 with a spastic colon and a few surprises up his sleeve. 728 01:00:53,361 --> 01:00:58,241 Is Mike O'Hara's dream dead? We'll see after a word from this sponsor. 729 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,160 I'm Lewis Scott. 730 01:01:00,368 --> 01:01:03,455 As well as being a basketball player, I'm also a denture wearer. 731 01:01:03,663 --> 01:01:04,998 Shut up! 732 01:01:05,206 --> 01:01:09,002 - Let's play! - I'm going right. Oops. 733 01:01:09,210 --> 01:01:11,379 - You reach, I teach. - Shut up and play. 734 01:01:13,923 --> 01:01:16,551 If you was a midget, I'd take you to the hole. 735 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:19,721 If you was crippled, I'd have you rubbing that nub. 736 01:01:20,889 --> 01:01:25,101 If you was an old woman with no teeth, I'd still have you gummin'. 737 01:01:25,310 --> 01:01:28,229 If you was my bitch, I'd do that to you. 738 01:01:28,438 --> 01:01:32,442 - Shut up! - Come on, hit the weight room! 739 01:01:34,361 --> 01:01:39,157 Get up, you fat foetus. Oh, the kid is nice, the kid is nice! 740 01:01:39,366 --> 01:01:42,243 Take a breather, Mike. I'm gonna shoot threes. 741 01:01:42,452 --> 01:01:45,121 You'd be a great ball boy. 742 01:01:45,330 --> 01:01:49,959 - Get the ball, boy, 'cause it's over. - It's not over till I say it's over! 743 01:01:50,168 --> 01:01:51,586 Oh, God! 744 01:01:51,795 --> 01:01:55,256 - Oh,Jeez, are you OK? - No, I'm not OK! 745 01:01:55,465 --> 01:01:57,634 Ice! Get him some ice! 746 01:02:01,763 --> 01:02:04,557 All right, give me the key. The keys! 747 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:07,852 - He has the gun! - Give him the keys! 748 01:02:09,562 --> 01:02:11,314 Thank you. 749 01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:15,985 Scott? 750 01:02:16,194 --> 01:02:20,281 - What, stink hands? - Are you turning us in to the police? 751 01:02:20,490 --> 01:02:26,287 No. I got something much worse planned for you two. 752 01:02:27,539 --> 01:02:31,918 - You're going to root for me. - I'm not rooting for you! 753 01:02:32,919 --> 01:02:40,010 See you ladies at the game. Pray I win, otherwise you're going to jail. 754 01:02:41,011 --> 01:02:45,390 Hey. Wear something purple. 755 01:02:45,598 --> 01:02:49,561 Wear something purple. 756 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:56,317 Lunch is almost ready. 757 01:02:59,779 --> 01:03:02,991 I have nothing to say to you. 758 01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:12,459 - What did you do to your foot? - I screwed up. 759 01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:17,464 So, Dad, what do you think prison will be like? 760 01:03:17,672 --> 01:03:19,799 Tommy. 761 01:03:20,008 --> 01:03:24,387 The paper said Utah's favoured by two. He probably won't even have to go. 762 01:03:24,596 --> 01:03:26,389 Can we not talk about sports? 763 01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:30,101 I just want to spend some time with you guys, before I... 764 01:03:32,604 --> 01:03:35,190 You know. 765 01:03:37,609 --> 01:03:41,154 Wow. That's good. 766 01:03:42,906 --> 01:03:46,576 - How's work? - Fine. 767 01:03:46,785 --> 01:03:51,581 How's your friend...Jill? 768 01:03:52,791 --> 01:03:57,879 Jill moved to Rhode Island two years ago. 769 01:03:58,797 --> 01:04:02,092 I didn't mean Jill, I meant Donna. 770 01:04:03,677 --> 01:04:06,179 Di...ane. 771 01:04:08,556 --> 01:04:11,101 - You don't have to do this. - I want to. 772 01:04:11,309 --> 01:04:17,232 - How's old Diane? - Her boy's turning eight on Sunday. 773 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:22,070 But, well, I'm sure you wouldn't want to go. 774 01:04:23,154 --> 01:04:26,741 There's nothing I'd rather do 775 01:04:27,659 --> 01:04:30,954 on God's green earth 776 01:04:31,204 --> 01:04:35,834 than go to that little bastard's birthday party. 777 01:04:36,042 --> 01:04:38,920 But I'll be in lock-up. 778 01:04:39,129 --> 01:04:42,757 Grandma, I've done something terribly wrong. 779 01:04:42,966 --> 01:04:47,178 I might have to go to jail and become some bad man's boyfriend. 780 01:04:47,387 --> 01:04:53,518 That's nice, Peanut. Now could you get me a grapefruit out of the fridge? 781 01:04:57,939 --> 01:05:02,235 - Here we go, Celtics. - Here we go! 782 01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:04,863 Excuse me. 783 01:05:09,909 --> 01:05:13,246 - Here we go, Celtics! - Hey,Jimmy! 784 01:05:13,455 --> 01:05:15,331 Mikey! 785 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:20,253 Game 7! We're going all the way! 786 01:05:20,462 --> 01:05:24,841 - Root for Utah. This is a nightmare. - I think I'm going to throw up. 787 01:05:31,264 --> 01:05:34,267 I think I need a hug with my hot dog today. 788 01:05:36,061 --> 01:05:40,023 -Jimmy, how could you? - Baby, let me explain. 789 01:05:40,231 --> 01:05:43,109 - What's the deal with the jerseys? - Yeah! 790 01:05:44,986 --> 01:05:48,365 - Isn't it obvious? - No! 791 01:05:52,577 --> 01:05:57,457 The Celtics have lost the last two games, right? 792 01:05:57,665 --> 01:06:02,712 - And who have we been rooting for? - The Celtics! 793 01:06:02,921 --> 01:06:07,509 So can't you see? We are the bad luck guys! 794 01:06:07,717 --> 01:06:10,887 It wasn't Chris McCarthy! It was us! 795 01:06:11,096 --> 01:06:17,394 So now, when we root for the Jazz, we're going to jinx them! 796 01:06:17,602 --> 01:06:19,437 The Celtics are going to win! 797 01:06:24,609 --> 01:06:28,405 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 798 01:06:28,613 --> 01:06:31,950 Thanks, Suzy. You pulled that out of your butt. 799 01:06:32,158 --> 01:06:37,372 I didn't want to say anything, but I knew it was you two. Good idea! 800 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,210 "Well, it all comes down to this.": 801 01:06:42,419 --> 01:06:46,923 the final game of the NBA finals. In case you've been out of the country, 802 01:06:47,132 --> 01:06:51,761 the talk is that nobody has seen or heard from Lewis Scott. 803 01:06:51,970 --> 01:06:55,473 - Where the hell is he? - Listen up! He's not coming. 804 01:06:55,682 --> 01:07:00,770 We're going to do this without him. Utah Jazz is not Lewis Scott. 805 01:07:00,979 --> 01:07:06,860 There is nothing you guys can't do! I believe in you. Believe in yourselves. 806 01:07:07,068 --> 01:07:12,949 Lurch, stand under the basket. Just sit there and rebound, right? 807 01:07:13,241 --> 01:07:15,493 But I got the good stuff! 808 01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:19,164 I don't want to hear the Croatian stuff! 809 01:07:19,372 --> 01:07:24,002 Just sit under the basket and rebound. Can you do that much? 810 01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:28,631 I swear, if you take the ball and shoot, I'll get you deported! 811 01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:34,137 - Where the hell do you think he is? - Maybe he had trouble with the van. 812 01:07:34,346 --> 01:07:37,932 What's happening, gentlemen? Good to see you again. 813 01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:39,476 Hey, Kevin. 814 01:07:39,684 --> 01:07:43,688 What's with the jerseys? Don't you think that's a little overkill? 815 01:07:43,897 --> 01:07:47,859 - He escaped. - No frigging way! 816 01:07:48,068 --> 01:07:50,737 You didn't bet on the Celtics? 817 01:07:50,945 --> 01:07:55,033 - Worse. Look at this. - You bought a T-shirt? 818 01:07:55,241 --> 01:08:00,580 No, I had 20,000 of these made up. If they lose, they're worthless. 819 01:08:02,123 --> 01:08:05,919 - It's a nice design. - You idiots. 820 01:08:06,127 --> 01:08:11,299 You better hope and pray the Celtics win, or you're writing a big cheque. 821 01:08:11,508 --> 01:08:13,468 This isn't bad. 822 01:08:13,677 --> 01:08:17,305 It could be worth something later, in a few years, 823 01:08:17,514 --> 01:08:21,267 because it represents an event that might not happen. 824 01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:26,523 {y:i}At centre, in his {y:i}second big year from Croatia, 825 01:08:26,731 --> 01:08:31,236 {y:i}at seven feet tall, number 7 1, 826 01:08:31,444 --> 01:08:35,031 {y:i}Ilja "Lurch''Bronfermakher! 827 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:40,578 - They love me, they really love me! - They cheer because Lewis isn't here. 828 01:08:40,787 --> 01:08:43,832 - They're going to win. - Why must you ruin this for me? 829 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,252 {y:i}..your fabulous Boston Celtics. 830 01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:51,715 {y:i}At guard, at six foot three, {y:i}number 1 1... 831 01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:03,143 Lewis! 832 01:09:03,351 --> 01:09:06,896 - Looking good! - Looking very rested! Go,Jazz! 833 01:09:10,567 --> 01:09:13,445 - Sorry, Coach. - Lewis is here. Lewis! 834 01:09:13,653 --> 01:09:19,367 Hi. This is the 7th game. Do you have any idea what you put us through? 835 01:09:19,576 --> 01:09:23,913 - Coach, You're not... - What the hell's the matter with you? 836 01:09:24,122 --> 01:09:28,918 Why do you do this? You're selfish. That kind of behaviour is inexcusable! 837 01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:32,839 I'm going to sit your ass on the bench. I'm benching you! 838 01:09:33,048 --> 01:09:37,010 - You can't bench me. - You're benched! Sit down! 839 01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:41,890 Bring it in. Huddle up, boys. 840 01:09:43,391 --> 01:09:45,769 Kimball, jeez. 841 01:09:45,977 --> 01:09:50,231 - What are you doing? Put him in! - Messing with me, huh? I saw you. 842 01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:54,069 - Kimball, you're blowing it! - You don't like it, do you? 843 01:09:54,277 --> 01:09:58,698 Doesn't feel good, does it, Lewis? A little payback for you! 844 01:09:58,907 --> 01:10:04,120 - Kimball! Put your best man in! - Shut up! 845 01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:07,624 - You shut up! - Shut up, the both of you! 846 01:10:07,832 --> 01:10:09,668 Shut up! 847 01:10:12,754 --> 01:10:14,756 Shut up! 848 01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:22,013 All right, you suffered long enough. Get in there. Let's win this one! 849 01:10:22,222 --> 01:10:24,182 - Go, Lewis! - Scott power! 850 01:10:25,016 --> 01:10:28,436 Sometimes you just gotta be tough with these guys. 851 01:10:28,645 --> 01:10:31,981 Lurch, come here. 852 01:10:32,190 --> 01:10:35,694 - Put your good stuff on the bench. - I feel you, Coach. 853 01:10:35,902 --> 01:10:38,238 Feel the bench, all right. 854 01:10:38,446 --> 01:10:43,410 Yellow, purple, green and white, the Jazz are gonna win tonight! 855 01:10:58,466 --> 01:11:00,218 Yeah, Lewis! 856 01:11:03,346 --> 01:11:09,060 Scott can't find his rhythm. That's the price for skipping practice. 857 01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:12,022 It's coming back to haunt him. 858 01:11:12,230 --> 01:11:18,278 - Yeah, Lewis. Go get 'em. -Jazz,Jazz,Jazz. 859 01:11:25,118 --> 01:11:29,706 You guys are truly devoted. There must be green blood in your veins. 860 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:41,509 Celtics are playing a physical brand of ball. They're beating up the Jazz. 861 01:11:46,056 --> 01:11:51,478 Prison won't be so bad. I can become a born-again Christian. 862 01:11:51,686 --> 01:11:56,232 That'll be good. Nobody wants a born-again Christian as their bitch. 863 01:11:57,317 --> 01:11:59,444 Yes! 864 01:12:00,779 --> 01:12:03,990 -Jesus loves you. - Move your ass. 865 01:12:04,199 --> 01:12:07,243 - I'm trying to spread the gospel. - Spread this: 866 01:12:07,452 --> 01:12:10,413 thou shalt not ruin the friggin' game for me! 867 01:12:24,678 --> 01:12:27,555 You stupid son of a bitch. Nice form. 868 01:12:28,848 --> 01:12:34,312 {y:i}1 5 minutes half-time period. {y:i}Please pull out your ticket stubs! 869 01:12:34,521 --> 01:12:40,485 {y:i}If you're sitting in row 3, {y:i}seat 6, you've been chosen for... 870 01:12:40,694 --> 01:12:44,239 - That's me. - Holy shit! It's Jimmy! 871 01:12:45,532 --> 01:12:49,911 - I can't do it. Not like this. - We might need the bail money. 872 01:12:53,081 --> 01:12:56,334 I'm Bob Cousy... 873 01:12:56,543 --> 01:13:03,091 You've got to do it! Listen, listen! How long have we been coming here? 874 01:13:03,299 --> 01:13:06,886 - Since we were nine. - It all comes down to this! 875 01:13:07,095 --> 01:13:12,100 He lives right down the street. He's a plumber from Charlestown. 876 01:13:12,308 --> 01:13:17,772 You actually get to play in the Garden! At the finals! 877 01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:24,195 In a couple of weeks, this place is rubble.Jimmy, this is your destiny! 878 01:13:25,405 --> 01:13:27,323 Thank you. 879 01:13:33,121 --> 01:13:38,043 Please give a big hand to Jimmy Flaherty! 880 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:48,970 - Mr Cousy, don't steal the ball. - Take your best shot. 881 01:13:49,179 --> 01:13:53,475 - I don't want you to take it from me. - Do it for Bean Town, baby! 882 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,940 Do it! Destiny! 883 01:14:19,501 --> 01:14:21,711 You did it! You did it! 884 01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:29,094 Get the money! 885 01:14:36,893 --> 01:14:41,564 Mickey, 1 00,000 bucks can buy us a pretty good lawyer! 886 01:14:41,773 --> 01:14:44,109 It's over. 887 01:14:44,317 --> 01:14:48,571 Scott's never going to wake up. We may as well turn ourselves in now. 888 01:14:48,780 --> 01:14:52,325 Be quiet. I'm tired of your negativity. 889 01:14:52,534 --> 01:14:54,911 We're going to jail! 890 01:14:57,831 --> 01:15:01,292 No, we're not going to jail. I'm going to jail, alone. 891 01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:05,714 I'm going to say that I kidnapped Scott. 892 01:15:05,922 --> 01:15:10,176 - What are you saying? - You have a wife and a kid. 893 01:15:10,385 --> 01:15:14,848 If somebody gets caught, it's going to be me. I'll take the fall. 894 01:15:16,766 --> 01:15:20,937 No way. If we get caught, we're going down together. 895 01:15:21,146 --> 01:15:25,108 Somebody's got to spot you when you're lifting weights in the yard. 896 01:15:27,527 --> 01:15:34,534 Heading into the 2nd half, the Celtics leading a listless Utah Jazz 52 to 38, 897 01:15:34,743 --> 01:15:37,912 Lewis Scott, only 6 points in the first half. 898 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:43,877 {y:i}If Scott doesn't wake up and start {y:i}getting some really big numbers, 899 01:15:44,085 --> 01:15:46,713 {y:i}there's no way {y:i}Utah can win this game. 900 01:15:46,921 --> 01:15:49,924 Defence, defence! 901 01:15:52,510 --> 01:15:54,054 Oh, God! 902 01:15:56,348 --> 01:16:00,602 {y:i}Kirby, two points! {y:i}Benton, two points! 903 01:16:06,358 --> 01:16:08,985 OK. Come on, Lewis, you pansy, let's go! 904 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:12,489 {y:i}It looks like {y:i}it's all Celtics here tonight. 905 01:16:14,074 --> 01:16:15,658 God! 906 01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:23,500 Scott! Listen to me! I will not be ignored! 907 01:16:23,708 --> 01:16:27,003 Everybody knows you're going to shoot the damn ball! 908 01:16:27,212 --> 01:16:32,509 Surprise them. Pass it! You are not taking me down with you! 909 01:16:39,182 --> 01:16:43,687 All right, come on. Pass it, you asshole! 910 01:16:48,441 --> 01:16:51,611 Sheppard! Sheppard! Are you OK, man? 911 01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:56,491 - What happened? - I think Lewis passed you the ball. 912 01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:59,202 He passed me the ball? 913 01:16:59,411 --> 01:17:03,373 Lewis passes the ball! The only man more surprised than me was Sheppard. 914 01:17:03,581 --> 01:17:09,462 - He took a nasty cut to the ear. - Next time he'll wear an ear guard. 915 01:17:11,047 --> 01:17:13,174 Good pass! 916 01:17:14,259 --> 01:17:17,012 Kimball has finally gotten through to his star guard. 917 01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:24,811 No, that's us! Marv Albert's talking about us. Oh, I can die now! 918 01:17:26,771 --> 01:17:29,649 Get up the floor, baby! All the way! 919 01:17:29,858 --> 01:17:33,445 Yes! Good pass, Lewis! Good pass. 920 01:17:36,239 --> 01:17:42,162 That's basketball. You see a problem, you solve it. That's coaching. 921 01:17:44,789 --> 01:17:48,293 - Good pass! - Way to go! 922 01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:53,173 - Kick their butt, baby? - Are you really rooting for Utah? 923 01:17:53,381 --> 01:17:57,635 No, of course not. I just don't want to go to jail. 924 01:17:57,844 --> 01:18:01,556 Yeah. We got no choice. Go, Scott! 925 01:18:01,765 --> 01:18:05,852 - You're beautiful! - Back on "D''! 926 01:18:06,061 --> 01:18:07,687 Nice pass. 927 01:18:07,896 --> 01:18:12,150 Lewis Scott has expanded his game, and his team-mates are responding. 928 01:18:21,284 --> 01:18:26,039 - What's wrong with them? - I think their plan is backfiring. 929 01:18:26,247 --> 01:18:28,416 There it is, there it is, Scott, hoop! 930 01:18:28,625 --> 01:18:32,462 There it is, there it is, there it is, Scott, hoop! 931 01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:44,891 - Get that prick out! - Foul him! I want him dead! 932 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:49,187 - Easy! Show some respect. - Patty, Timmy. Respect! 933 01:19:02,283 --> 01:19:08,373 - Shep, you all right? - I think your pass messed me up. 934 01:19:08,581 --> 01:19:13,169 - Let's go! Tape up! Play hard! - He's hurt, man! 935 01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:19,509 Lurch. You're going in. 936 01:19:19,718 --> 01:19:25,223 I will not let you down. I'll give them some of that death row shit. 937 01:19:25,432 --> 01:19:29,894 Don't worry about the death row shit. Just don't embarrass me. 938 01:19:30,103 --> 01:19:31,771 Lurch! Check in. 939 01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:35,942 Right. That would've been a technical. 940 01:19:48,747 --> 01:19:51,374 Got 'em! 941 01:19:51,583 --> 01:19:55,337 Two. Six. One shot. 942 01:19:57,130 --> 01:20:00,467 I can't take it any more. 943 01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:07,223 I am totally losing my shit, man. I'll never make it in jail! 944 01:20:07,432 --> 01:20:12,437 I'm the kind of guy who hangs himself in his shoelaces on the first night! 945 01:20:12,645 --> 01:20:15,357 Don't do it! Don't do it,Jimmy! 946 01:20:15,565 --> 01:20:22,697 {y:i}Play that funky music, white boy {y:i}Play that funky music now 947 01:20:22,906 --> 01:20:29,537 The fate of the Jazz rests on the shoulders of their star, Lewis Scott. 948 01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:32,082 All net! 949 01:20:34,918 --> 01:20:36,711 All right, go! 950 01:20:41,549 --> 01:20:43,593 - What happened? - Keep singing! 951 01:20:43,802 --> 01:20:48,515 {y:i}Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan {y:i}Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan 952 01:20:56,106 --> 01:20:57,857 Great play! 953 01:21:00,819 --> 01:21:02,195 Come on. 954 01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:16,876 - Our ball. - The ball, please. 955 01:21:18,253 --> 01:21:22,007 Jimmy, it's a time-out! Utah's down by one. 956 01:21:22,215 --> 01:21:26,302 There's 7.5 seconds left. Utah's got the ball. 957 01:21:26,511 --> 01:21:32,058 If Utah wins, we don't go to jail. If they miss it, the Celtics win. 958 01:21:32,267 --> 01:21:37,272 I don't know what to do. I'm so confused. Who do I root for? 959 01:21:38,732 --> 01:21:41,359 Root for Utah! 960 01:21:41,568 --> 01:21:45,572 All right. We've got 7.5 seconds. That's a lot of time. 961 01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:50,535 Just suck up the energy. All right. Listen up. 962 01:21:50,744 --> 01:21:54,164 We move the ball. Lewis gets here, passes to Dale... 963 01:22:02,630 --> 01:22:08,345 - Is that clear? Are you with me? - Money in the bank, Coach. 964 01:22:08,553 --> 01:22:13,391 Get in there. Seize the championship. We've got seven seconds. 965 01:22:14,517 --> 01:22:20,273 Nobody sends my man to jail. Let's go. Come on, you asshole. 966 01:22:21,566 --> 01:22:25,653 - Come on, Lewis! - Lewis! 967 01:22:33,370 --> 01:22:35,789 Defence, defence! 968 01:22:49,219 --> 01:22:53,473 Go! Now! 969 01:23:12,826 --> 01:23:16,246 We won! He listened to you, Mikey! 970 01:23:17,414 --> 01:23:20,166 We're free! 971 01:23:23,712 --> 01:23:28,591 - We did it! - I love this game! 972 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:34,556 It would not have happened if Scott had not changed his style of play. 973 01:23:43,606 --> 01:23:50,572 Hey, man.Jazz, world champions! Don't leave me hanging, man! 974 01:23:56,745 --> 01:23:58,872 Kevin O'Grady, Boston Police. 975 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:02,625 I have reason to believe these two men have perpetrated a crime. 976 01:24:02,834 --> 01:24:06,379 - What's your relationship to them? - I know these two jerks. 977 01:24:10,550 --> 01:24:13,720 They're my friends. 978 01:24:22,354 --> 01:24:25,482 - Who's the best in the NBA? - You are! 979 01:24:25,690 --> 01:24:28,651 But we'll kick your ass next year! 980 01:24:28,860 --> 01:24:33,406 I'm sorry about the abduction. I've never done that to another guy. 981 01:24:33,615 --> 01:24:36,326 Lewis, Lewis... 982 01:24:46,169 --> 01:24:49,172 I don't know about this,Jimmy. 983 01:24:49,381 --> 01:24:54,678 Carol and I are really getting along. She even went to a hockey game. 984 01:24:54,886 --> 01:24:57,472 If she thinks I didn't learn my lesson... 985 01:24:57,681 --> 01:25:00,850 But you did, Mikey! You did learn your lesson. 986 01:25:01,059 --> 01:25:07,524 You will not interfere with an NBA championship again. Never! 987 01:25:10,276 --> 01:25:13,488 This is different. 988 01:25:19,035 --> 01:25:22,372 You're right. This is different. 989 01:25:22,580 --> 01:25:26,084 - This is football season. - Yeah. 990 01:25:30,171 --> 01:25:34,300 - What's going on? - Hello there, Mr Deion Sanders. 991 01:25:34,509 --> 01:25:37,053 It's your 3 a.m. wake-up call. 992 01:25:37,262 --> 01:25:40,015 You autograph hounds are out of control. 993 01:25:40,223 --> 01:25:45,687 Oh, we don't want your autograph. No. 994 01:25:45,812 --> 01:25:47,981 What do you want? 995 01:25:49,983 --> 01:25:52,986 .:: Napisy24 - Nowy Wymiar Napisów ::. Napisy24.pl 79365

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