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[ "Heart and Soul"
playing on piano ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Dude, I have always
wanted to do this --
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"Heart and Soul"
in Washington Square Park.
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Speaking of hearts
and souls,
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you know the Triangle Shirtwaist
Factory over there?
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Okay.
1911, 146 immigrants--
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mostly women, of course --
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were working
in a factory inside.
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A fire began.
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They were trapped.
They were locked in!
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If they weren't
incinerated alive,
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they jumped out the windows,
plummeting to their deaths.
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Sucks.
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Okay, cool.
What's next on the list?
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Whoo! Yeah.
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Where to next?
Let's go!
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[ Sighing ]
Cool.
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♪♪
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What an exquisite park.
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It really is.
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Made only more exquisite
if the Central Park 5
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hadn't been wrongfully accused
of rape and thrown in jail
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for their entire
young adult lives,
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for no other reason than
being black and brown boys.
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Ugh, the '80s, when wrongful
conviction was still a novelty.
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L.O. fully L!
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Come on.
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Okay. Yikes.
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Well, well, well.
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14 West 10th Street.
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Oh, my God, dude.
Mark Twain lived here!
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I've read, um, like,
a bunch of his stuff.
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-Hmm.
-It's an historic landmark.
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It's also known as
the "House of Horrors"
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'cause in 1987,
this lawyer Joel Steinberg
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and his girlfriend,
Hedda Nussbaum,
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adopted a girl
and beat her into a coma
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and blamed it on freebasing
too much coke. Yeah, right.
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And get this --
They both roam free today!
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Steinberg lives in Harlem,
with a garden!
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-[ Gasps ]
-A garden! The fucking nerve!
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♪ New York, New York,
it's a helluva town ♪
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Right?
[ Chuckles ]
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C'mon, we got a ferry
to catch.
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Abbi: Man, I'm really
gonna miss that skyline.
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Takes my breath away,
you know?
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It's nuts
that the whole damn thing
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is really just one
giant burial ground.
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It's like beauty-beauty-beauty,
bodies-bodies-bodies!
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Yeah.
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Swindled from the Native
Americans for just $24.
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Same price
as this breakfast.
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Oof!
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-Only in New York!
-Only in New York!
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♪ Four and three
and two and one ♪
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♪♪
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-Hey!
-Hey!
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[ Both chuckle ]
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Yeah, so,
this is nuts, right?
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I mean, it's finally
starting to sink in.
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One week left, dude.
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Yeah.
One week left.
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Wow.
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God, Ilana, your nose
is bleeding, dude!
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Oh, my God.
I didn't even feel it.
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-Are you okay?
-Whoo!
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Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
I'm good.
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-You sure?
-Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, let's sell.
Your. Shit!
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It's not like a dorm-dorm,
it's a like a building
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for grad students and...
Artists in Residence.
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-Take a break?
-Yeah.
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-Legs.
-Legs, legs, legs!
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Legs, aah.
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Okay. Since we only have
one week left,
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I have planned a surprise!
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Okay, please tell me
it's not tickets to the musical
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about Jimmy Fallon's
childhood!
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"Born to Giggle?"
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No, Ilana.
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We are going to see...
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Lil Wayne.
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Yelling ]
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Yasssss!
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Oh, my God!
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What a sweet,
goddess-like gesture.
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Thank you, girl!
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You been taking
supplements?
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No, why do you ask?
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So, Ilana, one more thing.
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This is big and kinda scary
but so fun.
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Okay, so, I'm bring a friend
with us tonight.
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And her name is...
Molly.
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-Okay, break?
-Okay.
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-Legs, legs.
-Legs, legs, legs.
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I just have been
under the impression
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that we were gonna wait
until we were in separate states
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to make new friends.
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No, dude -- Molly,
like MDMA.
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Who are you,
Molly dang Cyrus?
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-I've never done Molly!
-No, I know,
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and I've only done it the one
time where I stole the van.
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One week before you move
1,972 miles away,
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I finally get to meet
Perfect Abbi.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You must've
looked that up, huh?
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[ Gulps ]
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-Legs. Legs.
-Oh, legs.
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Legs.
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♪♪
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-Got it? Right over there.
-Yeah.
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Wait, cool.
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-Legs. Legs.
-Legs.
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-Legs!
-Legs!
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Damn, we carried that, yes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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That's not trash!
You can't take it!
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I will not be bullied!
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It's Trash Day.
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Can you believe he thought
this was trash?
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What?
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[ Chuckling ]
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Okay, the tickets for tonight
were a little bit expensey,
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-so we gotta sell. Yeah.
-Yes.
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Well, this couch
is gonna be an easy sell.
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Look at her.
But, dahm, Danielle,
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we have some freaking memories
on this thing.
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Yeah.
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First time we split
those two whole pizzas.
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Oh, my God.
And the hurricane!
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That time I made out
with Bevers...ly.
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-What?
-Beversly.
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Do you know Beversly?
Ohh, she's, like, weird
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and, like, quirky,
and, um, queer and fluid,
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and, um, you know,
just like, mixed race,
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and, um, I saw her
on the street,
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and I brought her back up and
made out with her on the couch.
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-Beversly. Hmm.
-Well --
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Um, I know that we just, um,
carried the couch
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-down three flights of stairs.
-Yeah?
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But, um, I kinda
wanna keep it
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now that we're looking at it
and talking about it.
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Ilana, you should
keep it, dude.
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-That would make mefeel better.
-It would help.
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Okay. So, we'll just
leave it here for now,
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and we'll figure out
how to get it back to your place
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before the concert.
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That'll be a problem
for "later us."
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Yeah, "they'll"
figure it out.
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♪♪
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Sir, this is pre-fall
2010 CB2
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Resort collection?
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Have a nice day.
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Damn, you are seriously
good at this!
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We were just, uh,
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carrying the couch down
three flights of stairs.
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And I was thinking, imagine
if these cushions could talk.
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They would talk about,
uh, lost coins
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or, um, hot farts,
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or people who've
unexpectedly made out
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after one of them
opened up his relationship.
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I thought we weren't supposed
to talk about that.
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[ Both squealing ]
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-[ Giggles ]
-Shh!
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-Shut up! Shut up!
-Shut up! Shut up about that!
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Shh!
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[ High-pitched ]
Nobody know dat!
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Hey, hey, hey. What are
you guys giggling about?
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-Nothing.
-Nothing!
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-No.
-What?
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No! The couch!
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No-o-o-o!
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♪♪
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Shit! What do I do?
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I know a cut-through!
Come on.
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♪♪
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Yes.
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♪♪
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Aah!
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Come on.
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♪♪
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Got it. We got it.
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Gotta go. Yeah?
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♪♪
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[ Both cackle ]
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What the fuck
are we doing?
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I have no idea, dude!
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Okay, dude.
What about this, um,
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scooper, compressor,
crusher thing?
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-The couch is gonna be killed!
-No, no.
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The compactor only works
when the truck is static.
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The dudes'll have to come out
to grab cans,
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and we'll contact
with them then!
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Are you, like,
"in your element" up here?
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There was a moment in time where
trash was very comforting to me.
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Well, I'm glad
you're comfortable.
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We'll just wait here
until it stops,
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and then we are on our way
to see Lil Wayne!
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Whoo!
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♪♪
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Okay, it should stop
soon, right?
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That's what
garbage trucks do,
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They stop every half a block
and hold up traffic,
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and then you're stuck
in a cab on 10th street,
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you end up peeing in a Slurpee
cup and paying double the fare.
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Some-- Sometimes.
Some people do.
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Actually, the stops are
totally dependent on districts.
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It's all zoned out
by zip codes.
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It's like --
It's pretty organized.
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-It's pretty awesome.
-Are you a Garbage Pail Kid?
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-Tell me.
-Or -- Or I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure.
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♪♪
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Wait, hold on.
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What?
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That is insane.
What do you mean,
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Corn Flakes were meant
to curb masturbation?
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I mean exactly
what I said, Ms. Abrams.
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Dr. Kellogg's
of the Kellogg's Cereal Empire
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was a bizarre white man
who was aggressively anti-sex
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and feared that bold flavors
would make people horny.
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So he invented Corn Flakes to
stop people from getting it on.
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I always wanted Frosted
Mini-Wheats, so I steered clear.
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Ding ding, dawg --
That's fucking Kellogg's!
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Huh.[ Brakes hiss ]
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Oh, my God.
The truck stopped!
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I literally forgot
we were on it.
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Go, go, go.
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We'll get it out
really quick.
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Come on.
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Ugh, this is too heavy.
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The fuck do you think
you're doing?
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-Nothing.
-Nothing.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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-Um --
-This is actually my couch.
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And we are just taking it --
taking it back.
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Once we collect the trash,
it's city property.
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But, um,
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it's just that, um,
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I just wanted to keep it.
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'Cause, uh, Abbi's
moving next week
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and we're best friends!
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-She's mine!
-Oh, my God. Ilana.
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Oh, my God.
Your nose again, dude.
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-You okay?
-What is this, dude?
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What is this?
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00:10:05,482 --> 00:10:08,344
I don't know what I'd do
if Ike moved away.
254
00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,206
We've been on this route
together for 15 years.
255
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:14,827
15 years of wives and kids
and Little League games.
256
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:17,896
Mistresses, union scabs.
[ Laughs ]
257
00:10:17,896 --> 00:10:19,689
Gettin' made.
[ Laughs ]
258
00:10:22,586 --> 00:10:24,344
-Come on, Abe.
-All right, you know what?
259
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:25,551
-Take the couch.
-Really?
260
00:10:25,551 --> 00:10:26,965
-Yeah, take the couch!
-Guys!
261
00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:28,034
Oh, my God!
262
00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:29,482
Thank you so much.
263
00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:31,241
You are so sweet!
264
00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:32,517
-Wow.
-Yeah.
265
00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:33,586
-Incredible strength.
-Wow.
266
00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:35,000
Thank you guys so much.
267
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,551
-Saved our lives.
-All right. Bye, ladies.
268
00:10:36,551 --> 00:10:38,034
-Bye, ladies.
-Bye, ladies.
269
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:39,724
[ Sighs ]
270
00:10:39,724 --> 00:10:43,586
Oh, my God. Ilana, fuck, dude,
the concert starts so soon!
271
00:10:43,586 --> 00:10:45,862
What are we gonna do?
272
00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:49,068
I would've loved to rinse off
before we went to the show,
273
00:10:49,068 --> 00:10:54,000
but I know that Wayne
likes a stinky pussy.
274
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,758
Yeah. Uh, that --
It's -- That's great.
275
00:10:56,758 --> 00:10:58,586
-You mean, the couch.
-I meant for the couch.
276
00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:01,206
Oh, I have no fucking idea.
277
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:03,241
Okay. Okay.
278
00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,068
I mean,
279
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:09,448
is there a world...
280
00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:12,931
in which...
281
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:17,379
we take the sofa...
282
00:11:17,379 --> 00:11:19,206
to...
283
00:11:19,206 --> 00:11:22,551
the concert?
284
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,758
[ Le Tigre's "Deceptacon"
playing ]
285
00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:33,206
♪♪
286
00:11:33,206 --> 00:11:36,241
♪ Every day and night ♪
287
00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:39,206
♪ Every day and night ♪
288
00:11:39,206 --> 00:11:41,965
♪ I can see your disco disco ♪
289
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:44,965
♪ Is sucking my heart
outta my mind ♪
290
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:47,448
♪ I'm outta time,
I'm outta -- time ♪
291
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:51,137
♪ I'm a gasoline gut
with a Vaseline mind, but ♪
292
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:54,137
♪ Wanna disco?
Wanna see me disco? ♪
293
00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:57,206
♪ Let me hear you
depoliticize my rhyme ♪
294
00:11:57,206 --> 00:11:59,793
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
295
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,275
♪ You got what you
been asking for ♪
296
00:12:02,275 --> 00:12:05,448
♪ You're so policy free
and your fantasy wheels ♪
297
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:08,241
♪ And everything you think
and everything you feel ♪
298
00:12:08,241 --> 00:12:14,793
♪ Is alright, alright, alright,
alright, alright ♪
299
00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:22,655
♪♪
300
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:25,206
Okay.
301
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:26,965
Back.
Get around this.
302
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,965
Okay, legs, legs, legs,
legs, legs!
303
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:31,965
[ Both groan ]
304
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,068
-Damn.
-Okay. So we'll just, like,
305
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:36,517
leave it here, go to the show,
and bring it home after?
306
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,206
No.
I know what to do.
307
00:12:43,793 --> 00:12:45,551
[ Snickers ]
308
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,551
[ Scoffs ]
309
00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:56,034
Okay, my friend.
310
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:58,931
Meet my other
311
00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,896
whacky little
friend, Molly.
312
00:13:00,896 --> 00:13:02,793
[ British accent ] It's really
nice to meet you, Molly.
313
00:13:02,793 --> 00:13:04,655
I've heard
a lot about ya.
314
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,137
Here we go.
315
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:07,758
[ Normal voice ]
Whatever this is gonna be.
316
00:13:12,241 --> 00:13:14,034
Whoo!
317
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:15,758
[ Scanner beeps ]
318
00:13:15,758 --> 00:13:18,620
How's it going?
319
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,827
[ Scanner buzzing ]
320
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:23,034
[ Computer hums ]
321
00:13:23,034 --> 00:13:24,724
These are invalid.
You girls gotta move along.
322
00:13:24,724 --> 00:13:26,689
Wait, wait, wait. Are --
I got them on Craigslist.
323
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:29,620
So just, like --[ Laughing ] Did you
just say Craigslist?
324
00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:31,344
Girls ain't never heard
of StubHub?
325
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,034
These are for sure fake.
326
00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:34,379
Get out of my line.
327
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,379
Go.
328
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:38,620
And how old
are y'all anyway?
329
00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,724
I can't tell, 'cause the outfits
aren't matching the faces.
330
00:13:41,724 --> 00:13:42,965
Next?
331
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:48,379
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm a fucking idiot.
332
00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:50,965
No, you are not. Craigslist is
the most legitimate business,
333
00:13:50,965 --> 00:13:52,517
okay?
The last time we used it,
334
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:54,862
we cleaned that dude's apartment
in our underwear.
335
00:13:57,172 --> 00:13:58,620
I see.
[ Chuckles ]
336
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,482
[ Muffled hip-hop music playing,
crowd cheering ]
337
00:14:00,482 --> 00:14:01,689
Okay, okay, okay.
338
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:04,896
I bet -- No, I know
339
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:07,448
that we can find
some silly-ass way in here.
340
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:08,896
Okay.
341
00:14:08,896 --> 00:14:12,586
Okay, we gotta do this
before the Molly kicks in.
342
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,068
Yeah.
[ Chuckles ]
343
00:14:14,068 --> 00:14:16,034
♪♪
344
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,896
God, I'm feeling something,
you know?
345
00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,206
It is upon us.
[ Chuckles ]
346
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:25,034
♪♪
347
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,655
Abbi! Come. Now. Come.
348
00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,827
-What? What?
-♪ Look at the vent ♪
349
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,551
Okay. We get up there.
If we can,
350
00:14:30,551 --> 00:14:32,517
we crawl inside. We sneak
inside the venue. We're done.
351
00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:34,758
Oh, my God. Dude.
I have a Swiss Army knife.
352
00:14:34,758 --> 00:14:36,172
It can unscrew
the screws!
353
00:14:36,172 --> 00:14:38,344
Okay. I know exactly
how we get up there.
354
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:40,827
You get on my shoulders.
You do the thing.
355
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,586
You pry it open.
You crawl inside.
356
00:14:43,586 --> 00:14:46,103
Oh, my gosh. Once I'm inside,
I'll, like, take my clothes off,
357
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:49,034
and I'll, like, tie 'em
all in a rope, okay, in a knot.
358
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:50,586
And I'll pull you up.
359
00:14:50,586 --> 00:14:52,482
I'm actually getting hot anyway,
so this works out.
360
00:14:52,482 --> 00:14:55,206
Yas, bitch!
This is fully happening!
361
00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,413
-We are such a team.
-Incredible.
362
00:14:57,413 --> 00:14:58,862
-All right, so --
-Maybe like that, okay?
363
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:00,655
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, put one arm.
364
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:02,310
You know, what if we,
like, use the wall --
365
00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:04,137
Yeah, yeah, yeah. If my back
pushes up against the wall --
366
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,655
-Against the wall.
-Yeah, yeah.
367
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:07,206
-And then we'll go --
-Yeah, right this way.
368
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,241
[ Gasps ]
369
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,965
-Ladders!
-Ladders!
370
00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,103
Abbi, this is so beautiful!
371
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:13,413
Dude, you ever think about
372
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,448
how many lil's there are
besides Wayne?
373
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,724
Lil' Kim, Lil' Yachty,
Lil' Dicky, Lil' Dookie,
374
00:15:17,724 --> 00:15:21,275
Lil' Rel, Lil' Deval, Lil' Papa,
Lil' Mama, Lil' Uzi Vert --
375
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:24,862
Wait, wait, wait. Vert,
like a -- Like a string bean?
376
00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,379
Like a -- the legume?
377
00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:28,896
No, no, no. That's...
[French accent] Haricot Vert.
378
00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,310
Oh, my God.
If I was a rapper,
379
00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:33,413
my name would be
Les Petites Haricot Vert.
380
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:35,482
Oh, my God!
I'd be Lil' Webding!
381
00:15:35,482 --> 00:15:38,310
Oh, my God. I'd be -- I'd be
Lil' -- Lil Two-ply.
382
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,655
-Lil' Clit Stem.
-Oh, my God.
383
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:42,310
I'd be Lil' Nap Time?[ Both laugh ]
384
00:15:42,310 --> 00:15:43,551
Lil' Mammogram
to advertise the importance
385
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:44,724
-of getting mammograms.
-Oh!
386
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:45,965
Okay, dude, should we
go down here?
387
00:15:45,965 --> 00:15:47,137
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Maybe let's try.
388
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,206
[ Air blowing ]
389
00:15:48,206 --> 00:15:50,965
[ Both screaming ]
390
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:01,689
Oh, my God. Dude.
391
00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,275
The "litter" stayed light!
392
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,344
[ Shrieking ]
393
00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:06,655
The litter stayed light.
394
00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:08,000
Oh, my God.
395
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,172
Oh, my God.
Whispering is so dope.
396
00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:11,758
-I forgot.
-Yes.
397
00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,137
[ Muffled music playing ]
398
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,655
Oh, my God.
Do you hear him?
399
00:16:15,655 --> 00:16:18,034
I forgot we were at
a Lil Wayne concert!
400
00:16:18,034 --> 00:16:20,379
Me, too!
Oh, my goodness.
401
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:22,379
But, like,
402
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,172
he -- he sounds
different, right?
403
00:16:24,172 --> 00:16:26,206
Yeah. Yeah,
it's like, I love
404
00:16:26,206 --> 00:16:28,965
how I don't necessarily love it,
you know what I mean?
405
00:16:28,965 --> 00:16:31,551
But I'm an unconditional
ride-or-die for him,
406
00:16:31,551 --> 00:16:33,655
and I'm grateful for what
we went through to get here!
407
00:16:33,655 --> 00:16:35,517
Me, too. Me, too.
408
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,482
Oh, my God. Dude.
Oh, my goodness.
409
00:16:37,482 --> 00:16:40,517
-No! What?! Please!
-I have such a good idea.
410
00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:43,172
Dude, gotta try
to reposition.
411
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,000
-Okay.
-Yeah, okay.
412
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,620
It's sounds --
It's sounds like we're, like,
413
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,551
right above the audience, right?Right.
414
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:54,241
-Okay. What if we dropped down?
-No.
415
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,655
Dude, what if we dropped
down? There's gotta be, like, a door down.
416
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:58,517
We drop down
onto the audience.
417
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,931
-Dude, or --
-Break some skulls, dude!
418
00:17:00,931 --> 00:17:03,275
Or the stage.
419
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,758
Like, we drop down
onto the stage,
420
00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,724
and we're, like,
part of it.
421
00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:07,896
Okay, yes.
422
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,448
-Right.
-Fully fucking yes.
423
00:17:09,448 --> 00:17:11,103
-Yeah.
-Or...
424
00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:13,586
we could go back
425
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:16,413
to the alley
that we were hanging at,
426
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,103
and just not be
inside a vent?
427
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,344
Yeah. Yeah.
428
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,586
We got our own
Lil' Weezy concert
429
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:27,551
right...here.
430
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:29,448
Yes, dude!
431
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,586
[ Lil Wayne's
"A Milli" playing ]
432
00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:34,896
♪♪
433
00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,344
Dude, can I tell you
something?
434
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:39,758
Anything.
You can tell me anything, dude.
435
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:42,068
I don't know if I know
who I am without you.
436
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,931
I don't have the same sense
of self I thought I did.
437
00:17:43,931 --> 00:17:45,758
Dude, I am terrified.
438
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:49,137
I'm like, "Do I even, like,
know how to make new friends?"
439
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:52,206
I'm like do I like people, even?
I don't even know, you know?
440
00:17:52,206 --> 00:17:54,620
Well, see, that's
my damn problem, dawg.
441
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,827
I worry in retrospect that
I've been co-opting your time
442
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,068
and keeping you from growing,
443
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,965
-you know what I mean?
-No, dude.
444
00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,275
I feel like I've been relying
on you for like, my confidence.
445
00:18:03,275 --> 00:18:05,448
Like, I didn't even know
my ass was dope
446
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:07,517
until you taught me it was.
It's like,
447
00:18:07,517 --> 00:18:10,034
you don't just, like, keep
bringing people fish, you know?
448
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,517
You teach them
how to use their ass.
449
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,034
And then they never go hungry,
450
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:14,448
you know what I mean?
They never go hungry.
451
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,586
Oof, dat...ass, though.
452
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:18,344
Damn, girl!
453
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:20,137
Shit, bitch!
You know, like,
454
00:18:20,137 --> 00:18:22,586
I need to make, like,
meaning of my own,
455
00:18:22,586 --> 00:18:24,413
you know, as an individual,
rather than peg --
456
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:26,275
-LOL -- Remember Jeremy?
-Yes!
457
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:28,103
Everything on the entity
that is us.
458
00:18:28,103 --> 00:18:31,137
I wanna be, like, in
a relationship like we have,
459
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:32,448
but someone who
I have sex with, you know,
460
00:18:32,448 --> 00:18:34,517
and, like, I cuddle with
and shit.
461
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,827
Tell me about it!
You know, I realize now
462
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,931
that I didn't give Lincoln
really a full, true,
463
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:42,103
and real shot 'cause
I always made you my priority.
464
00:18:42,103 --> 00:18:43,965
And you know what?
Now that I think about it,
465
00:18:43,965 --> 00:18:45,413
these nosebleeds
that I keep getting,
466
00:18:45,413 --> 00:18:46,931
it's every time
I think of us apart,
467
00:18:46,931 --> 00:18:48,862
so it's really like
a psychosomatic response
468
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,586
to our crippling
co-dependency.
469
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:52,586
[ Both laugh ]
470
00:18:52,586 --> 00:18:53,758
I mean, maybe.
I don't know.
471
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,517
Dude! Oh, my God. Dude.
472
00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,586
We are co-dependent!
473
00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:02,068
We, you, me, we're
Lil' Codies, dude!
474
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,413
That's our DJ name.
475
00:19:04,413 --> 00:19:05,965
Oh, my God. Dude.
476
00:19:05,965 --> 00:19:07,724
Yas, Cody!
Go, Cody!
477
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:09,586
[ Both laugh ]
478
00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:12,241
You know, and this space
is gonna give us the chance
479
00:19:12,241 --> 00:19:14,482
to be our better,
bolder selves.
480
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,724
-Boulder!
-[ Gasps ]
481
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:19,482
-Oh! Boulder!
-Boulder!
482
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:21,517
[ Both laugh ]
483
00:19:21,517 --> 00:19:29,655
♪♪
484
00:19:29,655 --> 00:19:32,655
[ Sighs ]
It sucks.
485
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,827
But also, it doesn't.
486
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,551
It's gonna be great.
487
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,068
♪♪
488
00:19:40,068 --> 00:19:42,586
Yeah, dude.
It's gonna be great.
489
00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,000
It's gonna be, like, so good.
490
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,413
We're gonna make it work
so well.
491
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,862
It's gonna be
really, really good.
492
00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:58,482
♪♪
493
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,344
-♪ We sche-e-eme ♪
-♪ We sche-e-eme ♪
494
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,275
-♪ We sche-eme, we sche-eme ♪
-♪ We scheme ♪
495
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,931
-♪ We sche-e-eme ♪
-♪ We sche-e-eme ♪ Hey!
496
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:06,827
-We scheme. ♪ We scheme ♪
-♪ We scheme ♪
497
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,344
♪ We sche-e-eme ♪
Yow!
498
00:20:09,344 --> 00:20:10,551
Couch!
499
00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:11,724
The couch!
500
00:20:11,724 --> 00:20:13,931
[ Laughs ]
501
00:20:13,931 --> 00:20:16,000
Oh, my God. Dude.
I forgot the couch.
502
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,724
I can't believe
you're not gonna get it.
503
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:19,724
[ Laughs ]
504
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,827
L-O-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L!
505
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:23,413
We forgot
the fucking couch?
506
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:25,379
-Stupid! Stupid!
-[ Laughing ]
507
00:20:25,379 --> 00:20:27,482
-What's wrong with us?
-No, no, no, no.
508
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:29,000
It's okay! It is.
509
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,413
It seriously is okay,
because you know what?
510
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:33,827
I just had to talk
that shit out, truly.
511
00:20:33,827 --> 00:20:35,758
And the fact that I can I can
let it go is a positive.
512
00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:39,034
-Mm.
-Positivissimo. Yaas!
513
00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,724
Okay, cool.
I feel good that you feel good.
514
00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:44,379
-And I feel --
-[ Belching, groaning ]
515
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:45,586
Like, okay.
516
00:20:45,586 --> 00:20:47,689
-Can I ask you something?
-Yeah.
517
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,965
Do you feel, like,
a little weird, like, mm,
518
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:52,137
shitty, perhaps?
519
00:20:52,137 --> 00:20:54,137
-I am starting to not feel well.
-Mm.
520
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,724
Like, my whole body
is starting to feel weird.
521
00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:59,068
The come-down can be a little...
522
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,965
tricky.
523
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:02,310
This is not good.
524
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,448
This is not good.
Do you have juice?
525
00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:05,793
No, I don't have any juice.
526
00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,275
Do you have bread?
Do you have bread?
527
00:21:07,275 --> 00:21:09,482
I don't keep bread in the house.
I'm not crazy.
528
00:21:09,482 --> 00:21:11,241
I'm a fucking idiot!
529
00:21:11,241 --> 00:21:12,482
-Shit!
-[ Coughing ]
530
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:15,379
Oh, I don't feel good.
531
00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:17,379
Shit.
532
00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:19,551
[ Both groaning ]
533
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:24,241
♪♪
534
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,965
[ Retches ]
535
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:27,724
-Did you puke?
-Yeah, I did, dude.
536
00:21:27,724 --> 00:21:28,827
-You puked.
-Ilana,
537
00:21:28,827 --> 00:21:30,137
I'm telling you,
I puked, man!
538
00:21:30,137 --> 00:21:32,137
I hate puking!
539
00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,482
-No, no, no, no.
-Yes.
540
00:21:33,482 --> 00:21:35,034
No, no, no!
Don't clean it.
541
00:21:35,034 --> 00:21:36,965
You gotta get
the deposit back!
542
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:38,758
[ Tea kettle whistling ][ Both screaming ]
543
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:40,965
-Shit!
-No!
544
00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,275
-Okay.
-Okay.
545
00:21:43,275 --> 00:21:45,827
Dude, I know what to do.
I know what to do.
546
00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,620
I feel bad.
This is not good!
547
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,931
[ Gasping,
roaring indistinctly ]
548
00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:50,758
I know, dude. I got it.
549
00:21:50,758 --> 00:21:54,413
No, I got it.
Okay.
550
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:57,655
[ Both breathing heavily ]
551
00:21:57,655 --> 00:21:59,379
Oh, no.Where'd you get this Molly from?
552
00:21:59,379 --> 00:22:01,379
Oh, my God.
It's so cold.
553
00:22:01,379 --> 00:22:02,965
Where'd you get it, man?
554
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:04,862
The Molly,
where'd you get it?
555
00:22:04,862 --> 00:22:08,206
♪♪
556
00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:10,172
I got it on Craigslist.
557
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:12,034
No, dude, I'm sorry.
558
00:22:12,034 --> 00:22:15,448
I thought it was still, like,
a good thing to use for stuff.
559
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:18,275
[ Both breathing heavily,
shivering ]
560
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:21,620
♪♪
561
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,827
It'll be over soon.
562
00:22:22,827 --> 00:22:24,206
Yeah.
563
00:22:24,206 --> 00:22:26,862
In like six more hours.
564
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:32,275
[ Both groaning,
breathing heavily ]
565
00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:36,448
♪♪
566
00:22:36,448 --> 00:22:38,793
Bingo:
It's okay, girlies.
567
00:22:38,793 --> 00:22:40,862
♪♪
568
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,689
Yes.
Ohh.
569
00:22:42,689 --> 00:22:45,103
We're gonna be okay.Yeah.
570
00:22:45,103 --> 00:22:46,172
We're gonna be okay.
571
00:22:46,172 --> 00:22:47,206
Bingo: Yikes!
572
00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:56,241
Mmm.
573
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,344
Oh, my God.
574
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,655
Dude, I'm too old
575
00:23:01,655 --> 00:23:03,172
for this shit.
576
00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:04,793
You're 30.
577
00:23:04,793 --> 00:23:06,448
I'm 27.
What's wrong with me?
578
00:23:06,448 --> 00:23:10,172
[ Shouting ] Well,
what twister blew into town
579
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:13,413
and spit out
you two tumbleweeds?
580
00:23:13,413 --> 00:23:14,758
-Jesus.
-Stop, you're killing me.
581
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:16,310
Be quiet.
582
00:23:16,310 --> 00:23:18,586
-Abbi.
-Bevers.
583
00:23:20,896 --> 00:23:22,275
[ Gasps ]
584
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,482
[ Moaning ]
585
00:23:23,482 --> 00:23:25,172
Oh, Abbi.
586
00:23:25,172 --> 00:23:27,172
Okay, what are you doing?
Please stop.
587
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:29,344
Ew, why are you
doing this?
588
00:23:29,344 --> 00:23:30,689
Bevers. Stop.
589
00:23:33,068 --> 00:23:34,172
-Oh, my God.
-Bevers?
590
00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:36,896
Wait, is this
from the stoop sale?
591
00:23:36,896 --> 00:23:38,689
Holy shit, dude!
592
00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:42,103
I sold every last bit
of furniture,
593
00:23:42,103 --> 00:23:46,000
and I up-sold most of it --
Bevers-style.
594
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,758
Bevers, that's...
595
00:23:47,758 --> 00:23:49,344
really impressive.
596
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:53,241
And here's
my commisshy.
597
00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:54,758
Mmm.
598
00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:56,275
Bevers, thank you so much.
599
00:23:56,275 --> 00:23:59,068
Really, I really
appreciate it.
600
00:23:59,068 --> 00:24:01,413
[ Muffled ]
I'm really gonna miss you.
601
00:24:01,413 --> 00:24:05,310
I'm...really gonna
miss you, too.
602
00:24:16,310 --> 00:24:17,758
Wait, Bevers,
603
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:20,896
does Melanie even know
I'm moving out?
604
00:24:20,896 --> 00:24:23,000
Oh, yeah, she knows.
605
00:24:26,517 --> 00:24:29,310
[ Ilana and Abbi
speaking indistinctly ]
606
00:24:37,172 --> 00:24:38,586
[ Sniffles ]
607
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:47,379
[ Sighs ]
608
00:24:47,379 --> 00:24:48,586
[ Chuckles ]
609
00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:58,482
Remember when we made meringues?And we took care of that egg,
and then it cracked.
610
00:24:58,482 --> 00:24:59,724
That bird we found,
that broken bird.
611
00:24:59,724 --> 00:25:01,965
Oh, my God.
I hope it's okay.
612
00:25:01,965 --> 00:25:03,551
It's not. You know
what I mean? It's dead.
613
00:25:03,551 --> 00:25:05,137
Yeah. When you did
the teeth whitening?
614
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:07,068
Oh, my God. The first time
I tried a Diva Cup.
615
00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:09,551
That was a little bit
of not my favorite.
616
00:25:09,601 --> 00:25:14,151
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