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...cherry picker, frontloader,
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bulldozer, excavator,
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and then, of course, cement mixer.
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- That's my favorite.
- Mine, too!
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Steve,
your new friend Barry is a delight.
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- Where have you been hiding him?
- He's here all the time.
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No, no, no,
you're thinking of that other one...
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Whatsisname. Fatman Joe.
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- Did I miss one of Barry's stories?
- Yes.
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Could we rewind the tape a bit
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for ol' Francine?
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It's, uh, a little rude to ask someone
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to repeat themselves just
because you left the room.
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I left the room to get
cashew milk ice cream
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because someone can't handle dairy.
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It's me, Barry.
I can't handle natural milks.
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I'm the asshole she's talking about.
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- Oh.
- On an unrelated point, Francine,
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I wanted to mention the bathroom
faucet was dripping earlier.
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Is there a reason you never, ever turn
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the handle all the way off?
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I-I sincerely want to
help you figure this out.
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You've had a strand of Carolina-style
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pulled pork stuck in your
teeth since Wednesday.
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Maybe figure that out?
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- Uh-oh.
- What, Barry? What's wrong?
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The way you guys are
sniping at each other.
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- It's not good.
- This?
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Oh, this is normal.
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It's married-people stuff. Isn't it?
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No. It's not.
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You know, forget it. It's not my place.
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Barry, it's absolutely your place.
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You've got a real problem.
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And it will destroy your marriage
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if you don't do something about it.
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What do you know about marri...
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Tell us what to do, Barry!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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My parents used to be
passive-aggressive like you...
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very toxic.
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But they did something about
it before it was too late.
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Re-kind-a-lings, a last resort.
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This hotel looks a little sexy.
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If I can be frank with you, Barry,
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hot, hot sex
has never been a problem for us.
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It worries me that you think
this is about physical intimacy.
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If I can be frank with you,Stan,
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it may already be too late.
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Ahh.
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Booking a trip to Rekindlings now.
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Okay. Booked it.
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And I'm gonna get the Travelocity
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Five Buck Trip Insurance just in case.
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You're wasting our money!
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- It's only $5.
- Exactly!
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It won't cover anything.
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Stop! Both of you!
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You can either be right
or you can be happy.
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I fainted and you never checked on me.
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I'm Mick Weibscott,
owner of Pizza Overlord.
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You all know and love
our county-famous jingle.
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♪ At Pizza Overlord ♪
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♪ We've been making pizza
for years and years ♪
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But after all those years and years,
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we've decided to replace it,
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and we want our new
jingle to come from you,
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the beautiful pizza-eaters
out there in the dark.
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- Whoa!
- We should submit a jingle!
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Let's write the best jingle ever.
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Let's send in the old jingle
and see if they notice.
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At Rekindlings,
we're sorry you're not in love anymore,
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but our resort is designed to
resuscitate failing marriages.
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You'll notice that
everything that can be shaped
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like a heart is...
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the bed, the Jacuzzi, even toilet.
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Hey, who could bicker here?
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Let it be, Stan.
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It's tightened as far as it'll go...
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Just a little drip.
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So if I come over there and turn it,
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is it going to turn?
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That's it!
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Ahh!
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Oh. Well, what do you know?
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You just ate another butterfly.
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Well, I'm trying not to.
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I'm very self-conscious about it,
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and you're always clocking me.
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Maybe don't take such big bites.
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I think these butterflies want to die.
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This resort isn't working!
We're still bickering!
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And now our last hope is a
balloon shaped like my nutsack.
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You wish your nutsack
was as red as this.
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Aah, the lovers I'm takin'
up in me sweet balloo.
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Come aboard. I'll give you the rundown.
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In a balloo,
you got three dangers to watch for.
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One, you got to mind the wind.
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Snag the jet stream,
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and you'll shoot out over the
sea fast as a cheetah bird.
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Two, the balloo poppin'.
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It's bad news all around
and it happens a lot.
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And the third thing?
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Condors... the sharks of the skies.
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There are condor attacks
all over these airs.
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Love balloo, take flight!
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Let's hear rough takes on our
Pizza Overlord jingles. Hayley?
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♪ If your kid's soccer team
has won a regional match ♪
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♪ Come here ♪
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♪ To find an Arkanoid game ♪
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♪ That's been broken for years ♪
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♪ Come here ♪
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It's good. It's really good.
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But it doesn't say the
name of the restaurant
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or the word "pizza."
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For ours, I wrote the melody
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and Klaus wrote the lyrics.
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I can't stress that enough.
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Klaus wrote the lyrics.
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♪ Thirty three thousand e-mails ♪
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♪ Where did they all go? ♪
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♪ Hillary makes me sick ♪
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♪ Time to lock her up, fo sho ♪
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♪ We are all the puppets ♪
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♪ And George Soros pulls the strings ♪
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♪ Pizza Overlord ♪
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♪ Pizza Overlord's the thing ♪
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Klaus wrote the lyrics.
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Now mine. Be brutally honest.
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♪ Family 'round that table ♪
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♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪
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♪ Pizza Overlord ♪
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♪ It's good ♪
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Oh, my God. That's perfect.
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It says that Pizza Overlord is good,
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which puts it in the listener's mind,
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like "That pizza is good."
That's smart marketing.
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That's what I was
thinking when I did it.
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This is great, babe.
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Look, I think that's the women's prison.
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Huh. I think that's actually
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the Skechers Distribution Center.
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Stop Fran-splaning everything!
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Stop being wrong about everything!
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Cap'n Frenchy!
Your balloon isn't fixing our marriage!
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Ya-ha! You feel that wobble?
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Ah-ha! The chassis' all screwed up!
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It's a damn granny knot down here!
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Cap'n Frenchy, is... is everything okay?
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Yep, s'all good!
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Look!
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Cumulonimbus!
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That means condors!
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Oh, God.
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A may-un!
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- Frenchy's dead.
- We're doomed.
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Neither of us can pilot this thing.
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All we really need to do
is go down, right?
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Right. Okay.
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I'm gonna try something.
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It's working! You're doing it!
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At first, when Frenchy died, I was like,
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"Why?! Why did this happen?"
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But now I see there was a reason.
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Stan Smith is gone,
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for I am become Wind Rider.
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The ocean?! Up, up, up!
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There's no land in sight!
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Is this the end of Wind Rider and wife?
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Gee! I can't believe
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we won the Pizza
Overlord jingle contest.
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♪ Family 'round the table ♪
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♪ For this meal we're grateful ♪
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♪ Pizza Overlord ♪
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♪ It's good ♪
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We did it!
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Well, we keep saying "we,"
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but it was really all you, Roger.
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Aww, shucks.
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Ooh, Roger!
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I bet it's Capitol
Records here to sign you.
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Aww, shucks!
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Hi, we're Gene and Sue.
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We own Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack,
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now with three locations.
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We loved your jingle for Pizza Overlord,
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and we thought it'd be neat
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if we could hire you
kids to do one for us.
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Wow. A job?
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Well, you'd have to ask
the genius of the group.
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Think you're up for it, Rog...
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Oh.
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I'll do it.
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- Oh, that's swell.
- So swell.
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There will be expenses.
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We'll pay what's fair.
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This is a big one.
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Get away from me.
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So, at some point,
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this balloon will blow back over land,
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and we have to be alive when it does.
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What's essential that
we need to survive?
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- Coffee.
- More essential than that.
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- Face wash.
- We need water, we need food...
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We need to be ready...
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for the condors.
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Because they're out there, baby.
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Food... chocolate-dipped strawberries.
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We'll have to ration these.
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I should get a much larger ration
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so when the condors attack,
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I'll have the strength to fight them.
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Smart. Water... none.
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This disgusting sweet champagne
will only dehydrate us.
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I like fresh water. But how?
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We take your stain-resistant Dockers,
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use them as a bladder
to collect seawater...
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...which we desalinate
using the balloon's burner,
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then we catch the
condensation in this emptied
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Champagne bottle.
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Ahh. Francine, you did it.
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And I've saved so much
energy by not helping.
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I feel so strong.
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You look so strong.
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Still, I need protein.
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We're going fishing.
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For the line,
thread from my Dockers brand
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High-Tensile No-Break Shirt.
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For the bait, these gross top
parts of the strawberries.
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Yuck. And for a hook?
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Why, your hook-shaped earrings,
of course.
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Then you can catch birds
while I sleep like a lion...
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always conserving my energy.
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Mmm.
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There it is.
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Condor.
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It's a [bleep] dinosaur!
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Oh, yeah, the energy is there.
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Yaaah!
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Yaaah!
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All right, let's hear
that mbira strut its stuff.
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Stop. No. I hate it.
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We should light the studio on fire, man.
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Record that!
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That's why you're my idea man,
Delmonaco.
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You're not a coward
like a certain someone!
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Stop calling me a coward!
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Who are you anymore?!
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♪ I'm only the best
goddamn jingle writer ♪
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♪ In the world ♪
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- Why are they here?
- They're paying for all this!
261
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About that...
This has been pricer than we expected.
262
00:12:14,135 --> 00:12:17,468
We've had to close one of our locations.
263
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,670
Well, I don't have anything yet.
264
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:21,006
We got to put our foot down, buddy.
265
00:12:21,008 --> 00:12:23,675
We need that jingle in one week.
266
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,877
Fine. Deadlines are like assholes...
267
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,647
I do my best work when I'm
pressed up against 'em.
268
00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:35,687
Hmm... don't like the eye juice
269
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,622
getting into the burner like that.
270
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:40,225
Better bring the flame down.
271
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,292
It's getting bigger!
272
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,894
We're going up fast.
273
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,163
Did you try jiggling it?
274
00:12:50,171 --> 00:12:53,705
Is that the curvature of the Earth?
275
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:57,442
That book was right. It is round.
276
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,779
Oh, no, there's not enough oxyg...
277
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,582
Stan, we'll die in space
278
00:13:03,584 --> 00:13:05,784
if we don't get this balloon down.
279
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:08,787
I... have an idea.
280
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:10,655
Yeah, let's party.
281
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:18,663
I love you, Francine.
282
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,679
We're alive.
283
00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,147
You saved us.
284
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,149
We saved each other.
285
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,518
Where are we?
286
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,089
Stan, look!
287
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,763
Stan and Francine Smith,
288
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:55,567
we're the Travelocity Five Buck
Trip Insurance Rescue Force.
289
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,709
I told you the trip
insurance was worth it...
290
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:06,177
- There it is!
- You said it was a waste of money.
291
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,580
I still think $5 is too much.
292
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,515
This blanket is thread-bare.
293
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,252
Whoa, look who's
rehydrated enough to fight.
294
00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,386
Oh, God, he's right, Stan.
295
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,122
But we didn't bicker in the balloon.
296
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,257
You were busy surviving.
297
00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:19,858
For a lot of couples, it helps them
298
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,193
to have a challenge,
something to overcome.
299
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,997
We're on the sat-phone
with Travelocity HQ.
300
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,200
You'll be on the cheapest flight
out of Australia in no time.
301
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:32,203
- We floated to Australia?!
- Was that Craig Robinson?
302
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,672
Yeah, lucky you landed here.
303
00:14:33,674 --> 00:14:36,207
One kilometer that way is the Outback,
304
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,144
the most unforgiving biome in the world.
305
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,479
Talk about a challenge...
306
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:42,614
really something to overcome.
307
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,451
- Should we?
- Yes.
308
00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,488
Where are you going?!
309
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,222
We're rescuing you!
310
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,293
Well, we're rescuing our marriage!
311
00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,329
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
312
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:11,876
- Got 'em.
- We've eaten
313
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,546
so many interesting birds on this trip.
314
00:15:14,548 --> 00:15:17,149
And we've gotten really
good at killing them.
315
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:20,485
I can't disagree. We're barely alive,
316
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,421
and we haven't fought for days.
317
00:15:22,423 --> 00:15:24,289
Mm! Mm!
318
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,162
We should get out of the sun.
319
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:37,102
Is that a building in
the middle of the desert?
320
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,645
A store full of supplies.
321
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,614
But where did everybody go?
322
00:15:51,355 --> 00:15:52,986
_
323
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:56,588
So, you've decided to work for
a Borax mine in the desert.
324
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:58,991
Congratulations! We here at Tetradual
325
00:15:58,993 --> 00:16:02,995
believe that the future is Borax.
326
00:16:02,997 --> 00:16:04,997
Borax has millions of uses.
327
00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:08,000
Why don't you say some of your
favorites aloud right now?
328
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,402
I'll give you 15 minutes.
329
00:16:23,884 --> 00:16:25,884
We could put this on a sand rat.
330
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,556
I think these life-saving
supplies might be bad
331
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,225
for our relationship.
332
00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:34,827
We're not bickering. You're crazy.
333
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:37,696
Right there! You just bickered me.
334
00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,435
Where can we go? Where is it hard?
335
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,104
The mining life is a hard life.
336
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,906
Many of you will die in our mine,
337
00:16:47,908 --> 00:16:50,442
either trapped by falling
rocks or crushed beneath them,
338
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,511
or even half-trapped, half-crushed.
339
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:56,648
But, like all of us at Tetradual,
you love Borax.
340
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:59,251
We have to go to the mines!
341
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,986
Sir! The seismic sensors
are going haywire!
342
00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,722
There's something alive down there!
343
00:17:03,724 --> 00:17:06,391
Shut up right now! Can't you see
I'm making a video?!
344
00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:10,729
Our remaining restaurants
345
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,865
are mortgaged to the hilt
to pay for this jingle,
346
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:16,000
but we believe in you
and your vision, Roger...
347
00:17:16,002 --> 00:17:17,402
Shut up, Gene.
348
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,338
I'm begging you,
I need that wet trap sealed.
349
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,473
Now get ready, suits.
350
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,475
This jingle's gonna
sell a lot of seafood
351
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,844
for your terrible buffets.
352
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,116
♪ I had a dream ♪
353
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:33,218
♪ I had a dream ♪
354
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,358
♪ Where am I? ♪
355
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,760
♪ I'm hungry ♪
356
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:44,429
♪ I had a dream ♪
357
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:48,166
♪ That all the seafood ♪
358
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,501
♪ Would be mine ♪
359
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,970
♪ I'm so hungry ♪
360
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,374
We're ruined.
361
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,990
W-W-We'll figure something out.
362
00:18:11,992 --> 00:18:13,325
We always do.
363
00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:14,659
Not this time, Susy.
364
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,595
There's no coming back for us.
365
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,999
"There's no coming back"...
366
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:24,703
I'm having a jingle idea
that could save everything.
367
00:18:25,806 --> 00:18:28,206
♪ There's no coming back ♪
368
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:31,143
♪ For Gene and Sue's Seafood Shack ♪
369
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,644
A Roger Smith jingle.
370
00:18:39,954 --> 00:18:42,554
It's so dark in here.
Maybe we should slow down?
371
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,023
Yeah, let's take it nice and easy
372
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:47,626
and destroy our marriage down a toilet!
373
00:18:47,628 --> 00:18:49,628
I almost disagreed with you.
374
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,632
Keeping this wound from getting infected
375
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,367
is gonna be such a great challenge.
376
00:18:55,369 --> 00:18:56,901
Thank you, baby.
377
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,971
I'm gonna make this
deadly spider bite me.
378
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:02,107
This is the healthiest our
relationship has ever been.
379
00:19:11,385 --> 00:19:13,986
Humanoid cave creatures...
380
00:19:13,988 --> 00:19:15,520
Incredible.
381
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,055
They ate the miners.
382
00:19:20,861 --> 00:19:22,727
Look at these things fighting...
383
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,196
like we used to.
384
00:19:24,198 --> 00:19:25,998
Poor bastards.
385
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,471
Huh. Now they seem very close.
386
00:19:32,473 --> 00:19:35,139
Aww. They're in love.
387
00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,809
Maybe we're like those creatures.
388
00:19:36,811 --> 00:19:40,012
We bicker, sure, but after we,
like, rip on bad movies
389
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:42,080
and then have outstanding sex...
390
00:19:42,082 --> 00:19:44,349
like the creatures are doing right now.
391
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:48,620
Maybe our problem wasn't needing
more romance or hardship.
392
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:50,755
Maybe our problem was
letting other people
393
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,224
tell us we had a problem.
394
00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:56,495
Yes! Barry, the medic,
all the [bleep] busybodies.
395
00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:59,097
Those lousy busybodies.
396
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:01,900
Look at these guys just
loving their lives.
397
00:20:01,902 --> 00:20:04,636
And why? Because there's no
one getting in their heads,
398
00:20:04,638 --> 00:20:06,238
judging their relationship and...
399
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,706
Crap. I've stopped whispering.
400
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,913
Run.
401
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:22,488
It's a dead end!
402
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,792
Stan, we're gonna die!
403
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,328
- No, we're not.
- What, why?
404
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:34,533
Because I've secretly still
been conserving my energy.
405
00:20:34,535 --> 00:20:36,268
Yaah!
406
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,339
Now, everyone turn your books to...
407
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,608
and don't laugh... page 69.
408
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:46,010
Oh, yeah!
409
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,782
I'll do that with anyone.
410
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,155
Mind your own business, Barry!
411
00:20:58,292 --> 00:21:00,559
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
412
00:21:01,988 --> 00:21:04,084
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