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ALLY: There, there. You see it?
- Move closer to the light.
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- I see it.
- Green, right?
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- I wouldn't say green.
- Pluck it.
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No, I'm taking it to
the colorist. It's evidence.
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- Is it just the one strand?
- No. I saw two others.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Did you see it?
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Maybe it's dead because
sometimes when a follicle dies...
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No, the shaft gets limp and dry-dead.
This one's alive and green.
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Bobby!
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[GEORGIA SCREAMS]
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BOBBY:
Are you okay?
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- Yeah, sure.
- Some of Ally's hair is green.
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Well, well...
What brings you here?
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Two men against a hospital.
Possible conflict of interest...
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...so I need outside counsel.
Interested?
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In you? I mean, I mean what
sort of case?
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They want to switch hearts.
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What do you mean?
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One's got a good heart, the other
a congenital disease.
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Is that legal?
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That's the question.
Will you do it with me?
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Sure. Sure. Yeah.
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I've solved my dismount.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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These are the Days
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Walking the lineThat's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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They want to do what?
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One's a CEO with a bad heart. And
one's a janitor with a good heart.
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He's willing to give
his heart away?
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The hospital won't do it.
We'll get a court order.
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He can have mine. I never use it.
Kidding. John, new case.
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- Alan Farmer, who's he?
- Second cousin. I apologize.
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He goes on trial today.
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Misdemeanor battery.
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Alan refused. So, it's come to
da da da da da...
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[BANGS THE TABLE]
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- What did he do?
- He assaults happy people.
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He assaults happy people?
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- Yes.
- How does, who...? What?
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He accosts people who are happy.
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Renee drew the case.
I anticipate a hard but fair battle.
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There. It's green.
It's definitely green.
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- You want me to order what?
- Thank you, Your Honor.
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It's anyone's right to
donate an organ.
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- It's not a kidney. It's his heart.
- The heart is a muscle...
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This man, by taking
the weaker heart, could die.
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- Which he recognizes.
- He's willing to risk suicide...
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He's willing to risk dying, that's
not the same.
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This is so repugnant to public policy.
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Is Mr. Michaelson paying this man?
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There's nothing tainted here.
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Who are we to stand in their way?
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You ask the hospital to participate.
If they want to switch hearts, fine...
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...but you can't order
the hospital to do it.
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- What's to lose for the hospital?
- Reputation for starters.
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This kind of voodoo surgery could
cost federal grants.
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Not if some pro-voodoo judge sticks
you with a court order.
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- The hospital would be off the hook.
- Your Honor, you can't be serious.
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Mr. Gilson, I want to hear from you,
10:00 tomorrow.
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I'd be glad to plea.
That's what I said I wanted.
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- But I don't want jail.
- They won't agree to no jail.
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Can't go to jail.
We go to trial.
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- Lf convicted.
- Can't go to jail.
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Well, I was on the subway sitting
next to a man I was dating...
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In fact, it was our first date.
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- Tell the court what happened.
- He was riding me to my stop.
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And we were just talking and laughing.
And then thwap.
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RENEE: "Thwap"?
- That awful person hit me, vicious.
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Objection to "awful" and "vicious."
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I'd also be seeking to strike
"thwap" on grounds of ambiguity.
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I'll strike "awful" and "vicious."
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RENEE: Did he hit you with his hand?
- No, he had a sawed-off paddle.
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A paddle?
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Like you would use for a canoe
if it were normal length...
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...but he had sawed it into a weapon
and he hit me.
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Right before you got hit,
did you and your date kiss?
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No.
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- Were you thinking of kissing?
- Well, we could've been.
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- But you didn't.
- No.
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You were thinking of kissing,
but didn't. Is that your testimony?
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I guess.
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Thank you.
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BOBBY: That's the list of money
he's given him.
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- So, he has taken money.
- Nothing quid pro quo.
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- But why do think he's doing this?
- They're friends.
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A custodian and a CEO.
And you believe that?
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I thought I was
the hardened, jaded one.
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I came to you because
you still practice innocence.
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But even so. Friends don't...
I consider you and I to be friends.
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- I wouldn't even give you blood.
- Yeah, you would.
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Anyway, thanks
for taking this case.
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Sure.
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Ally, you know I...
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I showed up at your bar once,
in your office.
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Saw all you guys dancing.
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- You all seem to have fun together.
- We do.
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- When's the last time you danced?
- Me? Uh, I dance.
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Oh, I know. But, but, the last time.
Do you even remember?
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Not really.
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I have time for one.
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What? It's past 10.
We have to be in court at 9.
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Right here. One dance.
You're due.
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- Hear the music in your head.
- In my head?
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You can do that, can't you?
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Sure.
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["JUST ONE LOOK" PLAYS]
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Okay.
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Dance.
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- So, I just pretend to hear the music?
- That's all.
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You hear it?
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I'm beginning to.
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GEORGIA: Did you kiss him?
- No, we just...
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- Danced to pretend music.
- It wasn't clingy slow.
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Slow is slow.
I would have kissed him.
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Billy.
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Billy! If I were you.
I'm, I'm you know?
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- Married.
- Married.
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I've got green hair,
and I'm due in court.
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This guy, Donnell.
He does it for you, huh?
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Me? No, no.
Are you kidding?
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I don't even think he's good-Iooking.
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Maybe he is.
I don't even remember.
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I was in the theater.
The movie was slow.
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I rested my head against my date's,
then boom. I get hit on the temple.
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- Was it a vicious hit?
- Objection.
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Sustained.
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- Did you see who did it?
- He did. He had a mini boat paddle.
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He whacked me with it.
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You let your head fall against
the woman next to you?
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- She was my date.
- Not your girlfriend.
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- She's my fianc�e.
- At the time?
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- No, but later we became engaged.
- At the time you were untoward.
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Are you kidding?
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Your Honor...
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- Would you step up here?
- What?
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Step up here, please.
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- Let me see your teeth.
- Excuse me?
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Let me see your teeth.
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You have something...
Uh, why it's spinach.
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I am very, very disappointed.
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- What's going on?
- Mr. Cage, any more questions?
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No, Your Honor.
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Our witness has a piece
of spinach caught in an incisor.
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When oral decay starts
between the tooth and the gum...
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...bacteria builds colonies.
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Even the most nutritious
vegetable can turn into Vietnam.
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- Let's just call this off.
- Don't be such a quitter.
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Don't call me a quitter.
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- You're a quitter.
- A quitter?
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I take questions in the witness chair.
That's why we're here.
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Hey! Hey, hey!
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Let's just go inside.
Bobby is waiting for us.
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I want to talk to Ms. McBeal
for a second.
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- About what?
- Just go.
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- She's my lawyer.
- I'm planning your birthday party.
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- He's not gonna be grilled up there?
- He's not on trial for anything.
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That other lawyer seemed
a little aggressive.
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If he tries
to humiliate Bernie...
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There wouldn't be a motive to beat
him up. It should be okay.
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All right.
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- How did you meet Mr. Michaelson?
- I asked him for change.
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He was walking by one day.
That was in 1989.
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- He gave you change?
- He gave me a $5 bill.
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And every Wednesday for the next
3 years he gave me a $5 bill.
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- Did you talk?
- Not really.
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He'd say, "How are you today?"
He'd look me in the eye.
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- More than I'd got from most people.
- How did you become best friends?
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Well, one day it was snowing.
He brought me to this place...
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...for some soup.
And we started talking.
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It was easy to find things
to talk about.
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We played high school
ball in the same conference.
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We just hit it off.
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- And?
- Gave me a job as a custodian.
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We had lunch every now and again.
Then it became every Wednesday.
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- Every Wednesday?
- Five years. He only missed 2.
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- This last one 'cause he got sick.
JUDGE: Did Mr. Michaelson...
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...ever offer to compensate
you for this?
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I think what the judge
is getting at is...
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...why?
BERNIE: He's got a family.
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A beautiful wife
and two great kids.
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People who need him to live. With
that heart, he's got 3 or 4 years.
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- It's just friendship at work.
- And the goodness of my heart.
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If you were CEO and he was a janitor,
would you be here today?
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Probably not.
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And why is that?
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If I were the CEO, I doubt I would've
brought a street person...
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...in from the snow
and given him soup.
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Sir, you've got to help me
out a little.
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Why would any sane man swap his good
heart for a sick one?
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Let me ask you a question.
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Is there any answer
that would satisfy you?
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See how it's orangy. After Ally,
I took a closer look at mine.
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You use too many chemicals.
And I'm prochemical.
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- It was just a highlight.
- Did you have head lice as a child?
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I read once where lice
can cause orange hair.
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I never had head lice.
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It's nothing to be ashamed of, it's
common with small children.
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- I also had pinworms.
- You did?
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But they don't cause orange hair,
you got that from lice.
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- I never had lice.
- Suit yourself.
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What's wrong?
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- Georgia has parasites.
- I do not!
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Can I talk to you?
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- Why?
- I need to talk.
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- Can you give me two minutes?
- I'll be in my office.
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I mentioned the pinworms
in confidence.
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Oh. Yes.
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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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What's up?
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I don't expect you to never be
attracted to other men.
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But nor do I expect you to share
those attractions with other people.
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It's disrespectful to me
and to our marriage.
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- What?
- I can say it louder!
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It was the way I was
tempted to go.
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- Billy, that was girl talk.
- Girl talk is "he's cute."
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- It's not "I would have kissed him."
- I didn't mean I would kiss him...
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You were talking about
what you'd like to do...
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...admit that. The fact that
you wouldn't, great.
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But when you say
you would like to kiss another man...
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...what does that say about
our marriage?
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Maybe nothing, could be.
But definitely nothing good.
235
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I deserve more respect than that.
236
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,082
Hey!
237
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,449
I'm concerned for her hair.
238
00:14:58,453 --> 00:14:59,681
I will not let the guy go.
239
00:14:59,893 --> 00:15:01,724
The weapon was made from
a very soft pine.
240
00:15:01,973 --> 00:15:04,407
He's a serial head whacker, how can
you not cop to a mis?
241
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,365
The guy hits people
with a canoe paddle.
242
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:07,972
- Soft pine.
- Hello?
243
00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:11,085
- Suspend the time, we'll plead guilty.
- Six months.
244
00:15:11,573 --> 00:15:12,767
That troubles me.
245
00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:15,049
The guy could hurt somebody.
246
00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:16,242
[ELEVATOR STOPS]
247
00:15:16,493 --> 00:15:18,131
What are you doing?
248
00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,651
Renee, I care for you.
249
00:15:20,893 --> 00:15:23,805
In the spirit of friendship,
I'd like you to hear me out.
250
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,247
I'm listening.
251
00:15:25,493 --> 00:15:30,613
Not long ago, a man entered a woman's
house at night and accosted her foot.
252
00:15:30,853 --> 00:15:34,209
It was an easy conviction for you to
get but you didn't get it, why?
253
00:15:34,453 --> 00:15:38,412
Because you were up against me.
I'm sure it gave your office pause.
254
00:15:38,613 --> 00:15:41,605
You then faced arrest yourself for
kickboxing a man.
255
00:15:41,813 --> 00:15:46,204
You faced a certain criminal record,
which you escaped. Why? Me.
256
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:49,132
Verdict aside, it had to give your
office pause.
257
00:15:49,373 --> 00:15:51,329
Now you have a case.
258
00:15:51,853 --> 00:15:55,289
The defendant assaults
innocent people with a weapon.
259
00:15:55,893 --> 00:16:01,889
Imagine the consequences
if you lose.
260
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:07,002
Ponder who you're up against. Me.
Let me say it again. Me.
261
00:16:09,453 --> 00:16:13,844
John, you're not going to work your
little Biscuit magic in this one.
262
00:16:14,093 --> 00:16:15,845
Not a chance.
263
00:16:16,053 --> 00:16:17,725
[STOMACH GROWLS]
264
00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:24,653
It won't take more than a half-hour,
but I want the judge to hear from you.
265
00:16:24,893 --> 00:16:26,645
Let him ask questions if he wants.
266
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,770
- Fine.
- Don't have a coronary.
267
00:16:29,013 --> 00:16:30,207
That's funny.
268
00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:33,325
This may seem manipulative, but it
would help to have your family there:
269
00:16:33,573 --> 00:16:37,248
Kids looking sad.
Don't look at me that way. It helps.
270
00:16:37,493 --> 00:16:38,642
Did I say anything?
271
00:16:38,893 --> 00:16:42,886
I don't want my kids listening
to how their dad might die.
272
00:16:43,093 --> 00:16:48,008
That shouldn't happen, but if it does,
your wife can escort them out.
273
00:16:48,213 --> 00:16:51,444
- Okay.
- Okay. It's, it's late.
274
00:16:52,693 --> 00:16:53,682
I'll drive you home.
275
00:16:53,893 --> 00:16:55,804
- We'll see you tomorrow, huh?
- Good night.
276
00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:58,726
BERNIE: Give me the keys, I'll drive.
MICHAELSON: I will. You're dangerous.
277
00:16:59,173 --> 00:17:01,607
Oh, the things that bring
people together.
278
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:04,612
Yeah.
279
00:17:12,653 --> 00:17:15,611
- I'll give you a lift.
- No, I'm taking a cab.
280
00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:19,249
At 11:00 at night?
I'm taking you home.
281
00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:27,647
- I'll help hail you a cab then.
- Okay.
282
00:17:46,773 --> 00:17:50,607
I have a...
a great imaginary world...
283
00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:54,488
...but sometimes I need things
to happen for real.
284
00:17:58,013 --> 00:18:00,447
["FOOLS FALL IN LOVE" PLAYS]
285
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:22,722
RENEE:
I gotta hear it.
286
00:18:23,573 --> 00:18:26,041
Tell me every little morsel.
Was it a good kiss?
287
00:18:26,693 --> 00:18:29,844
Oh, my God!
288
00:18:30,053 --> 00:18:32,283
You know how first kisses can be?
289
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:36,811
The lips don't line up. A little tooth
on tooth? This kiss wasn't like that.
290
00:18:37,053 --> 00:18:40,284
Full alignment, upper on upper,
lower on lower, and...
291
00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,808
...I'm not even going to talk about
his tongue.
292
00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:44,372
- Yes, you will.
- Forget it.
293
00:18:44,573 --> 00:18:46,404
- Give it up.
- All I'm gonna say...
294
00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,764
...if I bring him to the bar, you'd
better not get up and sing to him.
295
00:18:50,253 --> 00:18:51,891
Oh, cute.
296
00:18:54,693 --> 00:18:56,968
[STOMPS ON THE FLOOR]
297
00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:01,645
- What?
- What what?
298
00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,884
- You're upset.
- I'm not upset.
299
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:08,327
You're obviously mad
about something.
300
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:11,007
You're the one who's mad, remember?
301
00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:13,852
You're the one who's jealous.
302
00:19:14,093 --> 00:19:18,052
Not because I want to kiss
Bobby. You're jealous that she does.
303
00:19:18,253 --> 00:19:22,087
- Who?
- Who? Ha! Who, Ally, who.
304
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,608
You are jealous because she...
305
00:19:24,853 --> 00:19:27,492
- I'm leaving.
- You've never been jealous of me...
306
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,884
- I was angry when...
- What about Glenn, with the giant...?
307
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:32,930
I even sculpted it.
And you didn't...
308
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:35,932
You are projecting your jealousy
about her onto me.
309
00:19:36,173 --> 00:19:38,641
- You've been to too many shrinks.
- I have never been to a shrink.
310
00:19:38,893 --> 00:19:40,372
And it shows!
311
00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:48,442
The truth is, he's never asked me
for anything.
312
00:19:48,653 --> 00:19:51,565
Except the change,
when he was on the street.
313
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:53,492
What about the job?
314
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,322
He didn't ask. I had to practically
force it on him.
315
00:19:57,573 --> 00:20:01,088
Mr. Michaelson, this friendship you
have with Mr. Gilson...
316
00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:05,124
...what do you get out of it?
- Besides a new heart?
317
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,527
You said it.
318
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:11,563
That expression, "Ionely at the top,"
you have no idea how true that is.
319
00:20:11,773 --> 00:20:15,004
Every meeting, lunch,
or even conversation...
320
00:20:15,253 --> 00:20:19,690
...whoever I'm dealing with
looks at me as the boss.
321
00:20:19,893 --> 00:20:22,327
My jokes get laughs, funny or not.
322
00:20:22,893 --> 00:20:25,646
My opinions have automatic
credibility.
323
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:29,090
People even say the mustard
looks great on my tie.
324
00:20:30,053 --> 00:20:34,808
A friendship isn't real unless both
sides have the right...
325
00:20:35,813 --> 00:20:37,246
...to say, "Go to hell."
326
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:41,202
- Does he tell you to go to hell?
- Three times a week, at least.
327
00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:46,885
- You could fire him.
- He doesn't care if I fire him.
328
00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:49,845
You love this man?
329
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:57,402
I'd never say so
with him in the room.
330
00:20:57,653 --> 00:21:00,963
Doesn't that make it difficult
to take his heart?
331
00:21:01,173 --> 00:21:02,492
Of course it does.
332
00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:08,127
- As he said, I told him no forever.
- Why did you eventually say yes?
333
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:13,363
I don't want my children
to grow up without a father.
334
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:15,528
My wife.
335
00:21:16,813 --> 00:21:20,203
And Bernie. I came to believe
he really wants this.
336
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:24,810
When I said he'd never asked for
anything, it isn't exactly right.
337
00:21:25,813 --> 00:21:28,805
He's asked me for this.
338
00:21:33,253 --> 00:21:37,007
I see them there all lovey,
but clutchy, awkward.
339
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,647
It's fumble-bumble love.
They don't know how to act.
340
00:21:39,893 --> 00:21:42,327
- The couples.
- The couples, yeah.
341
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:45,730
They're kind of stuck in cutesy
neutral and when I see it, I...
342
00:21:45,933 --> 00:21:47,924
...you know...
- Assault them with canoe paddles.
343
00:21:48,293 --> 00:21:49,692
I accelerate love.
344
00:21:50,053 --> 00:21:53,090
- You accelerate love?
- We live in a fast world, judge.
345
00:21:53,333 --> 00:21:57,042
People look for instant
gratification. Like TV today.
346
00:21:57,293 --> 00:21:59,602
The remote: Boom, boom,
changing channels.
347
00:21:59,813 --> 00:22:03,123
People have no patience,
same thing on a date.
348
00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:08,572
They want to click, click.
Sometimes they get a little stuck so...
349
00:22:08,893 --> 00:22:11,009
- So you bash them.
- Oh, yes.
350
00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:16,452
It brings out togetherness, nursing.
Nothing bonds like a little crisis.
351
00:22:16,693 --> 00:22:19,048
Four of the 5 couples, their
relationships got stronger.
352
00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:21,409
Two are now engaged.
One's married.
353
00:22:21,653 --> 00:22:25,043
- 'Cause you bashed them?
- In part, yes. I'm a cupid.
354
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,324
That fifth couple, they might have
made it too, except...
355
00:22:27,573 --> 00:22:31,088
...he was a Christian Scientist, and
they fought about the hospital.
356
00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:34,166
Sometimes there's hurdles
you don't see coming.
357
00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:36,411
Let me see your teeth.
358
00:22:43,093 --> 00:22:46,449
So now you just make
closing arguments?
359
00:22:46,653 --> 00:22:50,965
It's not really a closing, but it's
one last chance to address the judge.
360
00:22:51,693 --> 00:22:55,845
When Mr. Michaelson said
that you really want this...
361
00:22:56,893 --> 00:23:00,568
...what did he mean?
- That I really want this.
362
00:23:00,773 --> 00:23:06,211
I know, but he said it in a way
that in addition to helping him...
363
00:23:07,133 --> 00:23:10,842
...you also want it for yourself.
Is that true?
364
00:23:11,053 --> 00:23:17,049
- Does it make a difference?
- Probably not, but tell me.
365
00:23:19,893 --> 00:23:25,650
If I were to list my life's
accomplishments on a piece of paper...
366
00:23:26,093 --> 00:23:29,130
...here, this is it without the paper.
367
00:23:32,053 --> 00:23:34,408
This is my first chance to do
something important.
368
00:23:35,053 --> 00:23:38,011
I could die without ever
having done anything.
369
00:23:38,213 --> 00:23:43,526
Or I could, I could die giving life
to a person I love.
370
00:23:44,893 --> 00:23:46,804
Giving children their father.
371
00:23:51,293 --> 00:23:57,129
Imagine thinking when you go,
it'll have mattered that you lived.
372
00:23:58,213 --> 00:24:00,727
And then consider the alternative.
373
00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:12,168
- It has nothing to do with Ally.
- And I would never kiss another man...
374
00:24:12,373 --> 00:24:14,250
...and what I said to Ally
didn't disrespect you...
375
00:24:14,493 --> 00:24:15,846
- Excuse me.
- What?!
376
00:24:16,053 --> 00:24:19,045
Sometimes in anger people can lose
track of what's being said.
377
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,602
- I'm happy to take the minutes.
- Get out!
378
00:24:25,453 --> 00:24:28,684
- Rude. Snappish.
- Stomping around, throwing pillows.
379
00:24:28,933 --> 00:24:31,208
Huffing about, pretending to be
jealous. What was that?
380
00:24:31,453 --> 00:24:33,808
- You're not jealous, what was that?
- I wanted to have a fight!
381
00:24:34,093 --> 00:24:35,321
You what?
382
00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:40,051
I wanted to fight.
383
00:24:40,253 --> 00:24:41,652
So did I.
384
00:24:42,173 --> 00:24:44,528
- You did?
- Yeah. Why did you?
385
00:24:44,973 --> 00:24:47,567
- I don't know.
- You do know.
386
00:24:49,933 --> 00:24:51,605
I feel like we're in a rut.
387
00:24:51,853 --> 00:24:55,209
We make love on Tuesdays
and Saturdays.
388
00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:59,122
I've been timing it.
It lasts 17 minutes.
389
00:24:59,413 --> 00:25:02,371
Not that it's not a good 17 minutes...
390
00:25:02,693 --> 00:25:06,732
...but we're turning into a corporate
Stepford-couple rut!
391
00:25:06,933 --> 00:25:08,048
I've been thinking the same thing.
392
00:25:08,293 --> 00:25:11,205
See? We can't even fight
without agreeing. Rut.
393
00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:12,812
- What do we do about it?
- I don't know.
394
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,372
You cut your hair.
What else is there?
395
00:25:15,293 --> 00:25:16,692
You want me to walk
around the house naked?
396
00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,286
No, I don't want...
397
00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,771
Yeah.
398
00:25:21,613 --> 00:25:23,365
- You do?
- Why not?
399
00:25:23,893 --> 00:25:26,566
Maybe I might wake up one day
and not comb my hair.
400
00:25:27,253 --> 00:25:28,402
Gee.
401
00:25:30,493 --> 00:25:33,485
I think we need to act our age more.
402
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:37,442
Love.
403
00:25:37,773 --> 00:25:40,048
We all want it. Don't all get it.
404
00:25:42,493 --> 00:25:45,291
I remember telling my mother
in high school...
405
00:25:45,693 --> 00:25:48,207
...I wanted to wait
for the perfect girl.
406
00:25:49,013 --> 00:25:50,605
And she said, "Idiot...
407
00:25:50,893 --> 00:25:53,691
...even if you found her, she might be
holding out for the perfect man."
408
00:25:54,213 --> 00:25:57,649
She also said I wouldn't recognize
love unless it bonked me on the head.
409
00:25:57,893 --> 00:26:00,612
And I retorted, "Well, why don't you
come along with me...
410
00:26:00,813 --> 00:26:03,805
...and if you see love, you hit me
on the head so I'll know."
411
00:26:07,093 --> 00:26:11,689
It was difficult as a young man
taking my mother on dates.
412
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:20,327
And then one night, not a date night,
but just one evening...
413
00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:25,043
...I turned to my mother and as
I looked into her eyes...
414
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:28,649
...I could see she was dead.
415
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,283
She'd passed on
from an aneurysm.
416
00:26:31,533 --> 00:26:35,492
Right there at the table.
All she said was "ip."
417
00:26:36,813 --> 00:26:42,445
Sitting in her chair:
A quiet little "ip."
418
00:26:42,653 --> 00:26:45,451
It was her request to have
her last words put on her tombstone.
419
00:26:45,653 --> 00:26:49,726
And I see people at the cemetery
snickering when they read:
420
00:26:49,973 --> 00:26:54,125
"Joanna Cage. Beloved Mother.
Ip."
421
00:26:57,813 --> 00:27:00,168
I miss my mother.
422
00:27:00,453 --> 00:27:02,489
Even though she's not here...
423
00:27:02,693 --> 00:27:05,844
...I know she's still with me,
smiling down on me.
424
00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:08,531
Hoping I'll find love.
425
00:27:09,293 --> 00:27:11,682
Praying that if ever I do...
426
00:27:11,893 --> 00:27:16,683
...someone will have the kindness
to whack me on the head with a paddle.
427
00:27:17,893 --> 00:27:20,202
This case isn't about malice.
428
00:27:20,453 --> 00:27:22,330
It's not about violence.
429
00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:26,364
You know what it's about.
Say it with me.
430
00:27:26,973 --> 00:27:28,167
Love.
431
00:27:28,853 --> 00:27:30,286
This jury moves me.
432
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:34,052
I don't think it's a real word, "ip."
433
00:27:37,893 --> 00:27:39,087
- Psychiatric counseling?
- Just to be sure.
434
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,812
If a guy's gonna give away
his heart...
435
00:27:41,053 --> 00:27:42,532
...it's probably smart to check out
his head.
436
00:27:42,773 --> 00:27:44,809
- He was deemed competent.
- Yes.
437
00:27:45,013 --> 00:27:48,244
What if he goes on Prozac
and wants to live forever?
438
00:27:48,493 --> 00:27:52,725
We could raise that with every client.
We have to do what they want now.
439
00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:56,488
Except what he wants now
excludes a later.
440
00:27:56,973 --> 00:27:59,168
I guess I just feel...
441
00:27:59,613 --> 00:28:02,002
I feel strange going into court,
asking for that.
442
00:28:02,253 --> 00:28:06,246
Speaking of feeling strange.
Ally, what happened last night...
443
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:10,643
- I don't go around kissing people.
- You don't?
444
00:28:12,293 --> 00:28:17,208
Well, I kiss everybody.
That's what I do to get rid of guys.
445
00:28:17,413 --> 00:28:19,688
Once they kiss me, they are gone.
446
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,732
Kidding.
447
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:27,684
This year I've been
involved with a homicide client...
448
00:28:27,933 --> 00:28:32,723
...the D.A., and her best friend
who works in my firm.
449
00:28:33,093 --> 00:28:35,482
Maybe I kiss everybody too.
450
00:28:36,493 --> 00:28:39,883
But, last night... that kiss.
451
00:28:40,453 --> 00:28:42,842
The judge is coming in.
452
00:28:43,053 --> 00:28:44,122
Okay.
453
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,209
- Judge is back.
- I heard.
454
00:28:50,173 --> 00:28:52,164
- We'd better go.
- Yep.
455
00:29:04,253 --> 00:29:06,164
A man walks down the street.
456
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,883
An indigent asks for money.
They become friends.
457
00:29:10,093 --> 00:29:12,687
The man gets sick, he needs a heart.
458
00:29:12,893 --> 00:29:15,646
The list is long.
He'll never get one.
459
00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:18,526
The homeless guy
wants to give him his.
460
00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:21,964
Their tissue type matches.
Consider the odds.
461
00:29:22,173 --> 00:29:27,088
Call it fate, God, luck.
But these two men met for a reason.
462
00:29:27,293 --> 00:29:32,492
They make a private medical choice,
and we're gonna let policy interfere?
463
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:37,170
So public policy shouldn't count?
We should rubber stamp that?
464
00:29:37,373 --> 00:29:40,251
If you determine
the motives to be pure?
465
00:29:40,453 --> 00:29:44,287
Yes. Let it be
the patient's informed choice.
466
00:29:44,493 --> 00:29:47,849
Okay. Accepting the argument.
Sit down.
467
00:29:48,493 --> 00:29:51,565
You needn't persuade me
your client's for it.
468
00:29:51,773 --> 00:29:56,369
Ms. McBeal, you certainly know
Mr. Gilson better than I do.
469
00:29:56,573 --> 00:30:01,442
I'm gonna do something new.
Probably not even legal, but so what?
470
00:30:01,653 --> 00:30:04,451
As of right now,
I deem you judge.
471
00:30:05,653 --> 00:30:07,883
- What?
- You're lawyer and judge.
472
00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:11,369
Rule in the best interest
of your client.
473
00:30:13,253 --> 00:30:15,926
- You can't do that.
- I just did.
474
00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:18,931
You want to order the hospital?
Do it.
475
00:30:19,133 --> 00:30:21,806
- Whatever's best for him.
- It isn't fair.
476
00:30:22,013 --> 00:30:25,926
If I wanted to be a judge,
I'd go suck up to a governor.
477
00:30:26,133 --> 00:30:30,729
- Make your ruling, counsel.
- Your Honor, it's beyond unorthodox.
478
00:30:30,933 --> 00:30:35,051
If it's his best interest, say so.
I'll make it legal.
479
00:30:35,253 --> 00:30:40,452
A judge has to have wisdom
and integrity. I am a lawyer.
480
00:30:40,693 --> 00:30:44,686
- Make the call.
- I can't make decisions about hearts.
481
00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:48,648
In your client's best interest,
make the call.
482
00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,369
Plaintiff's motion...
483
00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:13,771
...denied.
484
00:31:14,013 --> 00:31:16,766
It is so ordered. Adjourned.
485
00:31:39,613 --> 00:31:40,648
I'm sorry.
486
00:31:45,053 --> 00:31:47,169
I would like to know why.
487
00:31:50,693 --> 00:31:54,891
You seem to measure a man's worth
by what he does.
488
00:31:55,093 --> 00:31:59,166
And in my math,
it goes more to what he is.
489
00:31:59,733 --> 00:32:04,249
A man who'd sacrifice himself
for a friend or children...
490
00:32:04,453 --> 00:32:08,128
How is that remotely
relevant to my private decision?
491
00:32:10,813 --> 00:32:15,443
Because your decision is based
on your wanting to be something.
492
00:32:15,653 --> 00:32:20,568
- I'm telling you, you already are.
- Have you thought about his kids?
493
00:32:20,773 --> 00:32:25,369
- I never would have taken your heart.
- What?
494
00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:29,965
I never figured any judge
would say yes to this.
495
00:32:31,853 --> 00:32:35,004
- Then what are we doing here?
- Yes, what?
496
00:32:35,213 --> 00:32:39,889
She's right. You needed to see
this through for your sake.
497
00:32:41,973 --> 00:32:45,761
You went through all this
to make me feel like a hero?
498
00:32:45,973 --> 00:32:49,602
A little. And maybe
make me a hero too.
499
00:32:51,413 --> 00:32:56,612
See, I've always measured
a man by his friends.
500
00:32:56,853 --> 00:33:01,369
I tell my kids that.
So when I die...
501
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:05,367
...they won't judge me
by my will or my job title.
502
00:33:06,133 --> 00:33:10,923
They'll say, "Look at the friend
he had in Bernie Gilson.
503
00:33:13,173 --> 00:33:16,609
Willing to give him his own heart."
504
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,652
Wow.
505
00:33:33,013 --> 00:33:36,323
- You would've taken it.
- I wasn't gonna take it.
506
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:39,411
- Oh, you lying sack of...
- You know nothing.
507
00:33:39,653 --> 00:33:42,372
You want my heart
for the sick leave.
508
00:33:42,573 --> 00:33:45,963
Which is no big loss.
I've seen the way you sweep.
509
00:33:46,173 --> 00:33:48,971
You'd have taken
my heart and brain.
510
00:33:49,173 --> 00:33:51,733
The brain?
Might go in arthroscopic.
511
00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:55,403
MICHAELSON: Talk about a needle
in a soft haystack.
512
00:33:55,613 --> 00:33:58,764
BERNIE:
You make me want to vomit.
513
00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:03,810
- The jury has reached a verdict?
- Yes, Your Honor.
514
00:34:04,013 --> 00:34:06,766
The defendant will please rise.
515
00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:11,082
- What say you?
- "Commonwealth vs. Alan Farmer...
516
00:34:11,293 --> 00:34:14,524
...four counts of misdemeanor
assault and battery...
517
00:34:14,733 --> 00:34:17,566
...we, the jury, find the defendant..."
518
00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:20,011
...say it with me:
519
00:34:21,053 --> 00:34:22,042
Guilty.
520
00:34:22,253 --> 00:34:24,972
Thank you for your service.
Dismissed.
521
00:34:25,173 --> 00:34:29,212
- What'll happen now, now, now?
- I think jail, jail, jail.
522
00:34:29,413 --> 00:34:33,167
This defendant can stay free
pending sentencing.
523
00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:40,012
- Is six months still on the table?
- Let me think about it.
524
00:34:43,133 --> 00:34:47,172
- I was an apostle of love.
- Yeah. Spank me.
525
00:34:49,053 --> 00:34:50,042
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
526
00:34:51,533 --> 00:34:54,252
- Hey, it's 8:00. Time to go.
- Okay.
527
00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:58,963
- You want to see my sexy new shoes?
- Sure.
528
00:35:09,053 --> 00:35:10,771
What do you think?
529
00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:14,968
Did you get a good price?
530
00:35:15,253 --> 00:35:17,005
- Come with me.
- To where?
531
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,851
- Conference room.
- Are you...?
532
00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:23,763
Everybody's gone. It's just
you and me. And a big table.
533
00:35:23,973 --> 00:35:28,205
- What about the custodians?
- They've all gone. Come on.
534
00:35:34,613 --> 00:35:35,807
Bobbitt.
535
00:35:36,013 --> 00:35:39,972
Bobby. That was a Freudian...
536
00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:44,564
- Do you think I botched this ruling?
- You didn't botch anything.
537
00:35:45,093 --> 00:35:48,051
- Listen...
- You're leaving the state.
538
00:35:48,573 --> 00:35:49,562
Excuse me?
539
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:54,483
This is about the time when men
apply for passports. What?
540
00:36:00,133 --> 00:36:03,523
- I can't go out with you right now.
- Oh, gee.
541
00:36:03,733 --> 00:36:07,806
When you say it blunt like that,
it almost comes out swell.
542
00:36:08,013 --> 00:36:12,962
I have some baggage: The D.A.
I mentioned, the woman in my firm...
543
00:36:13,173 --> 00:36:16,643
- The client who kills people.
- No, she's over.
544
00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:22,171
It's just... If I went out
with you right now...
545
00:36:22,893 --> 00:36:24,167
...I'd screw it up.
546
00:36:24,373 --> 00:36:27,365
For our relationship,
let's not have one?
547
00:36:27,573 --> 00:36:32,203
You know what I mean.
I just need a little bit of time.
548
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:35,805
What, to deal with your old bags?
549
00:36:36,413 --> 00:36:37,402
Baggage.
550
00:36:42,773 --> 00:36:43,762
Ow!
551
00:36:43,973 --> 00:36:46,009
JOHN: Unacceptable!
- He's in neutral.
552
00:36:46,213 --> 00:36:47,771
Come on.
553
00:36:50,013 --> 00:36:53,369
- Are you all right?
- God. Yeah.
554
00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:58,849
- Looks like you might have a bump.
- Anyway, where were we?
555
00:36:59,373 --> 00:37:02,046
Oh, you were putting me on layaway.
556
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:07,088
No, I was just asking
for a little time.
557
00:37:42,853 --> 00:37:47,563
- So you and Whipper, it looks good?
- It looks possible.
558
00:37:47,773 --> 00:37:52,164
- In the meantime. I'm, you know...
- A slut.
559
00:37:52,373 --> 00:37:57,242
In high school, boys called me
the "Human Window of Opportunity."
560
00:37:57,453 --> 00:37:59,569
I'm sure you were proud.
561
00:37:59,853 --> 00:38:03,846
It was kind of like a timeshare dump.
He might be back.
562
00:38:04,053 --> 00:38:06,851
Oh, balls! I lost my case.
563
00:38:07,053 --> 00:38:09,613
It's not that I object to sadness.
564
00:38:09,813 --> 00:38:13,726
It's just whenever I get depressed,
I raise my hemlines.
565
00:38:13,933 --> 00:38:17,562
If things don't change,
I'm bound to be arrested.
566
00:38:18,053 --> 00:38:23,252
Ever wish you could erase a day
from your life? Or a year, even?
567
00:38:23,453 --> 00:38:25,648
How could you even think that?
568
00:38:25,853 --> 00:38:28,128
- So much happened.
- Much of it bad.
569
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:32,565
Some good, some bad.
Most of it memorable.
570
00:38:32,773 --> 00:38:35,412
- My mother used to tell me...
- Oh, God!
571
00:38:35,653 --> 00:38:38,042
I'm sorry. What did she say?
572
00:38:38,253 --> 00:38:41,290
She'd say, "If you replay your year...
573
00:38:41,493 --> 00:38:46,044
...and it doesn't bring tears of joy
or sadness, the year was wasted."
574
00:38:46,253 --> 00:38:48,369
She was a very profound woman.
575
00:38:50,653 --> 00:38:54,168
And on her tombstone it says "ip."
576
00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:09,962
[ELEVATOR BELL]
577
00:39:15,653 --> 00:39:16,972
Oh, my God.
578
00:39:17,213 --> 00:39:20,171
Just stay completely still.
579
00:39:46,573 --> 00:39:49,292
- Hey, Ally.
- Hi.
580
00:39:51,813 --> 00:39:53,007
How's it going?
581
00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:55,082
Fine.
582
00:40:21,933 --> 00:40:24,049
[FOOTSTEPS IN THE HALLWAY]
583
00:40:30,653 --> 00:40:33,121
RENEE: - Hello?
- Hey, witch, heard you won.
584
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:37,167
- Where are you?
- Oh, I'm packing up.
585
00:40:37,373 --> 00:40:41,161
- Feel like a late dinner?
- I'll eat anything. Hurry up.
586
00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:48,726
JOHN:
"If you replay your year...
587
00:40:48,933 --> 00:40:53,961
... and it doesn 't bring tears of joyor sadness, the year was wasted. "
588
00:42:48,453 --> 00:42:49,488
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
589
00:42:50,853 --> 00:42:51,842
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