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By the end of the first year,

Mr. Nishant said
something before leaving.

College is like a fort.

Inside the four walls
of the fort we are emperors.

And on the other side, nothing.

Wish I had heeded Nishant's words.

As in the real world, the common man,

struggles for a living and 2 GB data.

Outside college engineers
are the most useless beings.

More useless than the educational books,

in the institute's library.

More useless than second
year engineer's drafter.

More useless than second
year engineer's drafter.

Somebody take it.

That's why engineer Pandey..

..is going to his empire
before finishing his engineering.

Empire. He is the emperor there.

It's broken from here.
It's broken from there.

Whichever water you put,
you will get only Yamuna's water.

If you pull it hard, it will come out.

- If you pull it hard, it will come out.
- Greetings, sir.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Keep it.

The hostel will open after 3-4 days.

You cannot get entry now.

Sir. Sir,
you have to just open the door.

That's my room.

I know.

How can I open it during semester break?

The warden has forbidden me. Go back.

Pandey.

Why did you finish
your internship so soon?

You should have stayed at home.

Stayed at home?

Kabadi sir, if you say,

I will stay at the police
station for two months.

But I cannot stay at home.

My father treats his servant
more respectfully than me.

He even calls the street
dogs affectionately.

But me..unless he beats
me four times in a day,

he is unable to digest his food.

Nonsense.

You are studying electrical.

You don't know how to fix the fan.

You don't know how to spin cotton.

You have started evading work.

That is fine.

That is fine.

But you should have at least
completed your internship, moron.

Why did you leave it midway?

Do you call it internship?

- Will you hold it properly?
- Yes.

Seems like the company
is making a lot of profit.

Do you also think so?

Of course.

That's why they have hired
an All-India Ranker for this trivial job.

They are going to hire an
All-India Ranker to carry the ladder too.

Hey! Carefully. What are you doing?

What kind of Allahabad guy are you?

You flared up because of tobacco.

Yes. Why did you spit on me?

I never miss my target.

If I had to spit on you,

it would have landed exactly on you.

Now carry the ladder.

Let's go ahead.

Why will I carry it?

You had carried it while coming here.
You carry it.

Am I a trainee? Or are you a trainee?

Am I a trainee? Or are you a trainee?

You will carry the ladder.

Listen. I am simply telling
you to repair the electricity pole.

If my manager finds out,
he will make your plight bad.

Come on.
Carry the ladder.

Come on.

Where am I stuck?
I never should have cracked the entrance.

Listen.

At least give me water.

That's too bad.

How are others fairing
in their internship?

Others?

I spoke to Nishant.

He was chewing tobacco
and mumbling something.

My name is Mukesh.

Since past 20 years..

I cannot do it.

Cut. Cut. Cut.

Nishant, don't spoil a good shot.

It was a perfect shot.

It felt as if you are dying.

Once more. Once more.

Make him lie down. Make him lie down.

Again. Again. Again.
Once more. Okay?

Twist your face and say it. Okay?

Good. Come on.
Lie down.

Mood.

Rolling.

Action.

My name is Mukesh.

Since past 20 years I
have been consuming tobacco.

Excellent! Cut!

Got the shot.

You got what you wanted?

- Perfect.
- Mukesh will go viral.

I am telling you.

In next campaign we will use Suresh.

- Sir..
- So..

- Sir. Sir.
- What? What?

'The poor mother whose husband dies
while farming'.

What is the issue? What is the problem?

Can you do some makeup and hide my face?

What is your problem?

Why is it bothering you so much?

If my parents watch it,
there will be a problem.

What will they say?
I am selling tobacco after being an Intern.

Please, ma'am.

First of all,
this ad won't be released in Kanpur.

Secondly,
you handle your situation. Okay?

You are an intern.

Turn by turn we can
make you do any work.

And you have got a big break.

You should be grateful about it.

See the other interns. See.

See the other interns. See.

Look. Look. See.

What are you doing?

I've told you to check
the set design, right?

Move all this.

So, come on.
Let's do another take.

Come on.

Come on.

Thanks for calling us.
Hope you have a nice day.

- Scoundrel.
- Bro, once I get the certificate,

I won't do this kind
of internship again.

Doing internship for Kabadi
sir would have been better.

After giving the
designation of service head,

they are making us do telecalling.

Yes. Hello. This is Mohit Sharma.
How can I help you?

Help?
Scoundrel!

My balance has been deducted
from the mobile phone.

Return my money.

Sir, please don't abuse me.

Hey! I have only abused you.

Hey! I have only abused you.

Return my balance.

Otherwise I will come
to your office and..

Thank you for calling Caretel.

Hope you have a great day.

Is this called internship?

Hear people's abuses the whole day.

And you cannot even abuse them back.

Everybody mistreats us.

In return we have to say,
"Hope you have a nice day."

Only two days are remaining. Right?

Once we get the certificate,
we will call up everybody.

And abuse them to our heart's content.

Two days.

Yes, sir.

Hello.
Hello.

Yes. This is Mohit Sharma.
How can I help you?

Kabadi sir, I had to travel
4 km just to smoke cigarette.

On the way back I would
consume a lot of fennel seeds.

But my mom's smelling power
is like that of a police dog.

She would catch me from a distance.

Stop getting angry.

I have started the cooler.
Enjoy the cool air.

Sleep now. Okay?

You are blabbering a lot.

You are blabbering a lot.

Seems like you will
require glucose bottle.

Kabadi sir, I don't want cooler.
I want to breathe.

I was unable to breathe at home.

My father is very weird.

Were you caught smoking?
Or was it something else?

What is this?

It belongs to the girl, papa.
I have been following her.

She is an IAS.
So I am watching her interview.

Not that. This.

Papa.

Have you gone to college
for engineering studies?

Or to do fashion?

Fashion?
This is a basic underwear, papa.

Where did you learn it from?

Our entire family wears
Knee-length underwear.

Our entire family wears
Knee-length underwear.

And you are wearing ladies underwear.

Everybody wears that in college, papa.

I also bought a few.

If they jump into the well,
will you also do that?

No, papa.

But there is no well in the city.

I am kidding, papa.

I will give you such a tight
slap that your plight will be bad.

What the hell..

Stop it.

Which underwear have you worn now?

Spiderman's.

Nishant.

I cannot talk to you every 10 minutes.

I am at home.

My brother is there.
My relatives are there.

Please try to understand.

But you have saved my number as Nisha.

How many times in a
day will I talk to Nisha?

My mom and dad have
started suspecting me.

My mom and dad have
started suspecting me.

Is it that their daughter
is interested in girls?

I am missing you badly
while doing my internship.

We haven't met for two months.

I know.
Watch our old pictures.

I seriously cannot talk
to you all the time, Nishant.

Shubhra, I am alone here.

I have been given anti-tobacco campaign.

I have never consumed tobacco.

But I feel as if I have been
consuming tobacco since 20 years.

I feel like an addict, Shubhra!

If I see a
board of 'No Spitting',

I feel like spitting there.

That's how I am feeling.

Nishant, you cannot be so clingy.

You can manage on your own. Right?

- Shubhra, where are you?
- Yes. Coming.

I have to go. Bye.

So in this we can remove the hat.

We don't need hat.

It will look amazing on him.

Yes. Come in, Nishant.

What a lovely face!

So delightful.

Nicely sculpted, chiseled jawline.
Beautiful hair.

I love you so much that I
want to do another project with you.

And this time it's going
to be a tobacco campaign again.

Yes!

And our NGO has secured
enough funds for marketing budget,

to be 10X.

We are targeting only Tier 2 cities.

- That is Ahmedabad, Bhopal, Kanpur..
- Ma'am.

That's enough.
I am an intern. I am not a slave.

What happened?

I had come to do internship in the NGO.

And I have turned into
an oral cancer patient.

Please give me my certificate.
I don't want anything else.

The way he exited, wow!

He looks lovely in anger.

I want to use this angle.

-Sir, your plan's validity has got over.
-Yes, sir.

-Sir, your plan's validity has got over.
-Yes, sir.

Do one thing. Go to the app store.

And download the app from there.

Okay?

Why should I go to the app store?

You have deducted my balance.

And you are telling
me to go to the app store.

Sir, you don't have
to walk and go anywhere.

Just download the app sitting at home.

- From the app store.
- How?

Launch the app, sir. Launch the app.

I already had lunch.

Sir, I am not asking
whether you had lunch or not.

I am telling you to
launch the app. Launch.

Moron! I already had
8 'Samosas' (Rissoles).

I don't want to eat lunch.

Sir, please. Hear me out.

- Okay?
- Why hear me out?

Return my balance.

Or else I will come there and hit you.

- Got that?
- Scoundrel! Will you hit me?

I will hit you. I will barge
into your home and thrash you. Got that?

I will hit you. I will barge
into your home and thrash you. Got that?

And to hell with the call center.

You have locked horns with Prasad.
Got that?

I have the database containing
all your information.

Do you know what I will do?

I will find you.
I will chase you and thrash you badly.

Beggar. Rs.5 has been
deducted from your balance.

And you are harassing me so much.
Hang up now.

What?

What?
What are you doing?

What?

What?

Sir, please give me the certificate.

Sir, today is our last day.

We endured abuses all these days calmly.

We didn't hear so many abuses,
even during institute ragging, sir.

Fine, sir.
Don't complain. The certificate..

- Even if we don't get it, it's fine.
- We will handle it.

- We will see.
- Hope you have a great day, sir.

Hey! Hey, Nishant!

How are you?

You seem to be enjoying...lie him down.

- Weight lifting.
- Yes.

Lie down.

Lie down.

How are you?

- You are smiling.
- Now I am fine.

Where is Pandey?
Hadn't he arrived early?

I don't know where Pandey is.

By the way, did you get the certificate?

- You?
- No.

Then come.

Where?

Every problem has one solution.

Yes.

- Come.
- Come on.

Pay.

Yes. Do it.

Add Rs.2000.

Is your work done?

- Did you pay? Show me.
- Which industry?

- Automotive. - Thank you.
- Area?

Operations.

Check if it's there.

Check.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Found it.
- You are very lucky.

Last year's topper had
got internship in motors.

Come on.
Pay Rs.2000.

Next.
Yes. Come on. Pay.

Kabadi sir!

Pandey!

You have become fat.

You have become fat.

Let me do my work.

- Come on.
- Kabadi sir,

will I get an e-commerce certificate?

- Yes. Which area?
- Product management.

Product management. Down there.

Down there.

Found it.

It's the internship
certificate of the CEO of Dipkart.

He was our college's alumnus.

Why are you staring at my face?
Show him the QR code.

- Come here.
- Come on. Come on.

What?

Come on. Rs.2500.

Couldn't you guys also do it?

Come on.

No.

What do you think?
Why couldn't I leave the college?

Why?

Institute is a fort. A fort.

Got that?

But only within the four walls.

We are the emperors inside.

And outside we are..

Nothing.

Outside the walls,
there is a glass cabin.

And the black coat creature
who sits inside is very dangerous.

I got scared when I heard
about Monday to Friday, 9 to 9.

I got scared when I heard
about Monday to Friday, 9 to 9.

I got so scared that I couldn't
venture out of the college again.

Got that?

Look below for him.

You also have it.

Hold it.
Fling it at Pawan Mishra's face. Go.

- Come on. We will leave.
- Bye.

- Bye, Pandey. - Bye. Bye.
- See you.

Here. Hot cardamom tea.

I really missed the tea.

Here, Nishant. Cigarette.

Do I smoke?

When you can consume tobacco,
then can't you smoke?

Watch this.

Show.

My name is Mukesh.

- Since past 20 years..
- Show me.

I thought you are doing
internship in a renowned NGO.

If you had to do this,
you should have done theatre plays.

I was forced to do it.
Interns don't have any respect.

Yes. You are right, Mukesh.

By the way, Maharaj bro,
what happened of your internship?

Yes.

My plight was also bad.

Why? What happened, Maharaj?

You said you had gone to Telangana.

To Pablo's village.

You said your office
was near Pablo's house.

- Yes.
- Don't ask.

I can understand your pain.

Nobody can understand his Hindi here.

And nobody could
understand my Hindi there.

Yes.

And you?

- I went to Gurgaon.
- Yes.

For the internship.

-I was staying at Akhil's uncle's place.
-Yes.

His uncle exploited me
in the name of internship.

He made me download South Indian,

Hindi films dubbed pirated versions.

I will kill you.
I will kill you even after you die.

I will kill you.
I will kill you even after you die.

I swear I will kill you.

I forgot all Telugu names too.

You forgot Telugu names.

Shubhra is coming. I know.

How do you know?

She doesn't talk only to you.
I also get all updates.

She had messaged on
the group a while ago. Look.

See you at Assi Ghat.

- Shall we go? - Come on. Let's go.
- Come on.

Listen. Add it to our account.

- We will pay later.
- Come on. Come on.

Seriously. I missed you guys a lot.

Seriously.

In Mumbai nobody cracks
stupid Allahabad jokes. You know.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

I am not called Comedy King,
of Allahabad without any reason.

Okay.

Fine. I will crack another joke.

Once upon a time..

An ant and an elephant...

An ant and an elephant...

Let's give them some privacy.

Yes.

As it is,
after seeing sand, water and moon,

their heart starts racing. Right?

What are you saying?

- We will go and have lemon tea.
- Yes.

Come on. Come on. Okay.

- Come.
- Bye.

- Wait.
- We will drop them, Maharaj.

Come on.
Drop them.

Sorry for being clingy.

But only I know how I
have spent these two months.

It's okay. I am sorry.

I was quite busy with the internship.

And I couldn't talk to you.

I am sorry.

You seem so happy.

- Listen.
- What?

- Listen.
- What?

I abused the boss.

What? Boat. Water.

Pandey.

You want to do obscene things like this?

No. No. I was just showing you.

It's not necessary that we also do it.

No.

Just kidding.

I have also learnt a few
Hindi words during my internship.

You know?

It's good.

Your hug will alleviate my
pain of fixing electricity poles.

What?

Yes. Internship.

"In my hand, there are grapes
Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"

Mail from the DAC.

But what does DAC mean?

Disciplinary Action Committee.

Pawan Mishra has taken Pratibha
and junior Pandey to the hospital.

Pawan Mishra has taken Pratibha
and junior Pandey to the hospital.

Oh, what next, bro?

You should have thought before the act.

To be an All-India Ranker,
you need to be the best.

But to move ahead of your rank,
the best is not enough.

You have to be extraordinary for that.

You have to note one thing.

You will not get lucky.

Batchmates will not support you.

Your seniors will not support you

- I'm getting a Déjà vu.
- The only thing that will help is...

Look at these poor guys, it seems,

Pawan Mishra will surely
make them an ideal symbol, tonight.

Pawan Mishra will surely
make them an ideal symbol, tonight.

He'll convince them all
to become philanthropists.

They won't rest till they
bring electricity to the villages.

True.

Hey, look there.

He has the book 'Four point someone'.

Does it remind you of something?

The war and in this war...

Just look at these girls.

He is such a bore.

But so much potential
for unconditional love.

Tomorrow we will meet again.

I'll share the placement
report with you.

Boys have got a package of Rs.
1 crore this year.

Same stale dialogue.

And of Rs. 4 lakhs,
for those who weren't sincere.

Enough of this.

Had I been in your shoes?

I would have visited the
library at this very moment.

Pull out the textbooks
and begin issuing them.

Pull out the textbooks
and begin issuing them.

- Let's go to the library.
- Yes, let's go.

There are idiots all around.

They started obeying immediately.

I'm telling you,only Kabadi
Baba can save these idiots.

Lots of work needs to be done.

- Come on, let's go.
- Let's go.

Just crawl a bit. Be quiet.

For 15 years,

after the fake induction
by the idiot Pawan Mishra.

I'm giving the real
induction to the students.

But this time,
I broke my leg at the end moment.

It's difficult to pee and poop.

No, leave it.
Don't touch. Don't touch it.

But if you won't give the induction.

Pawan Mishra will kill
the boys by depression.

That's the reason for calling you all.

Now it's your responsibility.

Please don't disappoint me.

Baba, you trusted us.

It means a lot to us.

It means a lot to us.

- We feel proud.
- Don't shout.

But it's such a big batch.
How will we induct everyone?

Don't worry, just find girls
and boys of your roll number,

gradually everything will get sorted.

Hold on.

This is the list.

Bend a bit.

You are responsible for the boys.

And you, take care of the girls.

Sorry, but I just joined the
anti-ragging committee yesterday.

So won't be possible.

Okay. So, the girls
are your responsibility too.

Your job is to save them.

Is it okay?
And where is he?

And you have to handle Pratibha.

Oh, I am very talented sir,
isn't it Prasad?

Your roll number is 11,

and Pratibha from freshers
has the same roll number.

Kabadi baba, don't worry at all.

We'll induct Pratibha wonderfully.

We'll induct Pratibha wonderfully.

Great. Great.

It's the same thing,
whether you do or I.

We'll do it.

- Prasad, please scratch my toe.
- What?

- Scratch my toe.
- Toe.

Pandey, please scratch my back.

- Back.
- Please scratch.

- Here?
- Yes.

Out of the entire batch,
you just got us...

Our roll numbers are the same.

And it's a tradition to accept
elder roll numbers as parents.

Correct.

Okay, so now your real
induction will begin.

Whatsoever Pawan Mishra has taught.

Press ctrl/alt/ delete.

And follow my instructions.

Get it?

But Pawan sir said,
ragging isn't allowed here.

Did anyone say this is ragging?

It's just a simple introduction.

I would have stopped it,
if it was ragging.

I'm from the anti-ragging squad.

Chillax Pratibha, chill.

I'm here for you.

How do you know my name?

I also know about your planetary stars.

But don't worry.

My stars are the same.

What's your name?

Rahul Pandey.

Pandey.

Where are you from?

Kareli, Allahabad.

Mr. Pandey,
why do you have this mustache?

My dad believes,

that shaving in student
years was a sign of vagrancy.

My dad never allowed me to shave.

He said shaving as a
student is a sign of vagrancy.

Did he say anything wrong?

No, it's not wrong at all.

- But now you are trapped.
- Yes?

- But now you are trapped.
- Yes?

I'll have to rectify you now.

I mean Pratibha, always remember,

in the state of Banaras,

you can take anything here.

But... don't take the stress!

By having this glass of nectar,
you'll become immune to

all the poisonous negativities
of Pawan Mishra. Have it.

I'm lactose intolerant, sir.

Lactose.

She is all yours, Antari.

She needs you.

Don't worry.

She is in the right hands.

Go easy, they are freshers. Please.

Freshers.

Drink it up,
as your first kiss of college life.

- Come on say...
- Glory to lord Shiva.

Listen, before they get knocked out.

Should we begin the
'Grapes and Apes' ritual?

Should we begin the
'Grapes and Apes' ritual?

Yes.

But whom will we ask to do it?

Who else...

It will be fun.

Press it.

Come on ring it.

It has begun.

Now it will be fun.

Oh shit. What is he doing?

- Run away from there.
- Why is he here?

Let's run away.

Hello.

Come here.

Whom do you want to meet?

I'm here to meet you.

Idiot might just show his Id card.

So late? Will meet you in the
office tomorrow morning. Get going.

So late? Will meet you in the
office tomorrow morning. Get going.

It was something urgent.

Why are you wearing a cap in this heat?

Shut up.

In the last...

Hey Tiwari. Stop.
'In my hand, there are grapes'.

'Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes'

Hurry up and run.

Hurry up, boys.

Freshers are getting late for induction.

Here take this.

Guys.

Bro, by feeding them hemp laddus,

we'll purify the hearts
of Pawan Mishra's students.

Please have it.

Wonder why our Institute is disgraced,
desserts are served in the mess,

and we aren't even ragged seriously.

After my speech on Day 1.

Many of you might be under pressure.

Many would have had sleepless nights.

Listen to him.

Many would have quit laughing.

After the induction,
all these symptoms...

in students are...

Why are you guys laughing?

Look at him.

What is wrong with them?

Alka, please help.

Why are you laughing?

Shut up.

Get up.

What?

Ma'am, I want to go to the hospital.

Inform my family, I'm about to die.

Hold on. One more time
for my story, please.

Grow up, Antari.

Grow up, Antari.

Can't even manage one here.

- Handle her.
- Okay. Yeah, I got it.

Let me call Prasad.

He'll enlighten us about their manuals.

Come, let's eat something.

- One bite, come on. - Hello.
- Just one bite.

She is behaving very strangely.

Extremely.
Hello.

What's the remedy?

To reduce the effect of hemp,
first, we need to cause it.

- According to Ayurveda...
- Okay fine, I'll hang up.

Keep awake.

- Don't sleep.
- Yes, good girl.

Listen if she is behaving like this,

wonder how the other
boys would be doing?

"Fulfil our needs"

- "Fulfil our desires"
- Stop it.

I said, stop it.

Why are you running nude?

I don't know about the rest.

But I am protesting.

My girl dumped me,

and the guy she dumped me for,

his father owns a textile mill, sir.

his father owns a textile mill, sir.

So, this is our protest.

I want an inquiry.
I want an inquiry.

Who is behind all this?

"In my hand, there are grapes;
Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"

"In my hand, there are grapes;

-Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"
-Find out, who are they.

"In my hand, there are grapes;
Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"

Mail from the DAC.

But what does DAC mean?

"Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"

Disciplinary Action Committee.

Pawan Mishra, has taken Pratibha
and junior Pandey to the hospital.

Now we all have to remain alert.

"In my hand, they are grapes;

If the doctor testifies,
that the students were doped.

If the doctor testifies,
that the students were doped.

We all will be suspended.

What will happen next?

Should have worried before the act.

Junior Pandey will not rat out

I trust the people of Kareli.

Guys, I have a feeling,
Pratibha will complain.

Hey Mohit.

All these fruits,

whom do you want to offer?

I just came to hospital
to check on Pratibha.

I just came to hospital
to check on Pratibha.

Nothing much.

But how come you are here with fruits?

I am here to check on Pratibha too.

Listen to me.

Once and for all,

only I have the right
to take care of Pratibha.

Because we both have
the same roll number.

My right over Pratibha is more than you.

As Pratibha and I share
the same blood group.

- Get it.
- What?

How did you find out
about her blood group?

I read it on her admission form.

Listen to me attentively.

I'm going in.

I'll convince her properly.

As the most important thing is,

she shouldn't rat out any of our names.

As I am related to her by blood.

She is a sensible girl;
she will listen to me.

Give it to me.
I'll be back.

Pablo?

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hey, listen.
What?

Pawan Mishra
is coming for a night visit.

He is coming towards the hospital.

Hurry up and run.

Hold on. How do you
know I'm at the hospital?

I also know Prasad is with you too.

Leave immediately,
or you will be thrashed.

Okay coming.

Pawan Mishra is going to torture a lot.

Yes, you are right.

Listen, give me the fruits,
and leave immediately.

Run away. As I firmly believe,

Pratibha will utter everyone's name.

Except mine.

Okay fine. Get going.
I'll feed her and be back.

Listen, if she names me,

then I'll be the first one to name you.

then I'll be the first one to name you.

Get it.

- "In my hand, there are grapes
- Hey, wait.

Pawan Mishra resembles a troop of apes"

"In my hand, there are grapes"

I trusted the Kareli boys.

Just look how he is
spilling all the beans.

We just have one option.

Apology letter.

Who has the best handwriting?

- Let's go.
- Why another one?

My resignation from
the anti-ragging squads.

Let's go.

Look at them.

Even we weren't such
idiots in the first year.

Even we weren't such
idiots in the first year.

I'm telling you;
it's a batch of sissies.

They can't be trusted.

I was better than them.

If we knew,
they are such delicate darlings.

We wouldn't have ragged them at all.
Isn't it?

- Touch me not plants.
- Hello, sir. Hello.

What hello?

I supported you, Rahul.

But yet you ratted us out.

Pratibha, didn't you even think once,

before complaining to Pawan about me?

Leave him, especially
you didn't even think about me.

I didn't expect this from you.

Sir, we didn't tell anything.

We all gave a rehearsed answer.

Didn't he scare you?

He did, but the fun we had
in the last few days,

is unforgettable.

Apology letter.

- Run.
- Move aside.

- Run.
- Move aside.

Where are they rushing?

Maybe to help some fresher.

They are so good and selfless.

We are so lucky to have them.

It's heavy.

Bro, had we not removed
the letter at the right time?

Pawan Mishra would have rusticated us.

True bro.

From Idiot Pawan
to respected sir, Mishra.

We had to write that in the letter.

Imagine our plight.

Let's tear the letter into hundred
pieces and flow it in the Ganges.

- What say?
- We don't need Ganga.

I'll burn it right away.

Give me the lighter, Prasad.

Hold this, Shubhra.

Hold this, Shubhra.

Prasad and Mohit, you can't
even write properly on being dictated.

You have written on the right side.

Salutation and inside address

Let alone that.

Instead of anti-ragging,
it's written anti shagging.

After this,
you would be rusticated anyways.

Spelling mistakes in
the formats don't matter.

We got saved from Pawan Mishra.

If life is saved, we reach the heights.

What?

Save millions.

- Yeah.
- If life is saved, we save millions.

Anyways chuck that.

The best thing was that
the juniors didn't rat out on us.

Henceforth all the paperwork
will be done by Shubhra and Antari only.

And nobody else.

Shubhra, what did you write
in your resignation letter?

I mean, I am pretty sure
that must have sounded convincing.

Hold on, where is your letter?

I didn't retrieve it.

Why?

Shubhra, that's going
to look bad on your CV dude.

Shubhra, that's going
to look bad on your CV dude.

Because I don't know whether what we did

was ragging or a simple introduction.

I just know that.

Whosoever prepares for the entrance,
studies for 16 hours daily.

Forget laughing he
even forgets to smile.

They neither have friends,

nor love life,
nor can attend family functions.

There is always that one guy who says,

I couldn't attend my uncle's wedding
as I was preparing for my entrance.

Always under that pressure
that if they can't crack entrance exam,

how will they face the world?

Life isn't meant to
be lived like that, right?

Exactly, only a student
knows the woes of another student.

Yeah, I know.
You have venereal diseases.

Guys. Let's plan a fun ice-breaking
session for the next batch.

- Yeah.
- Excellent idea.

We'll take the kids
on a city tour of Banaras.

- Yeah.
- Show them the Ganga Aarti.

Yes.

Yes.

- Yes.
- Take them around the Ganga ghats.

We'll make them do all the activities
which will reduce their stress.

Yeah.

Remember what Kabadi Baba had said,

'Take everything,
but don't take stress'.

Think of the devil and the
message appears from the Kabadi army.

What is it written?

It says, well-done seniors.

Idiot Pawan Mishra's
ragging begins tomorrow.

It will be super fun.
Good fun.

All of us have got D in the quiz.

But how can we get D
even after scoring 70 on 100?

This time Pawan Kumar Mishra
has implemented relative grading.

You also have got a D.
Concentrate on studies.

Give me the cigarette?

Relative grading?

Grading of relatives.

The toppers have all scored 100 on 100.

That's why your class's
average has sky rocketed.

Hence you have a D grade
even after scoring 70.

So now will there be relative
grading in every test?

Yes, sir.

And more importantly the branch
change results will be out soon.

And more importantly the branch
change results will be out soon.

So the toppers of the other
branches will shift to electronics.

Why?

I mean there were 5-6 who
scored 100 on 100 in your class.

Yes.

But now the number has increased to 15.

Why are all the toppers
shifting to our branch?

Is free food being offered here?

But your branch gets
the best placement, moron.

Now we must show these
toppers their place.

Hmm.

Are you going to start studying?

No, no. That will be very difficult.

We will now start to thrash them.

Yes. That's easy.

All hail the Lord.

Hey, what are you still doing here?

The venue of the class has changed.

It has been happening
here since two weeks.

Dipkart's CEO is here
to give a special lecture.

Yes.

- Dipkart's CEO?
- Yes.

- Mr. Bansal?
- Yes.

And rumour has it that he'll
teach interns too after this session.

That's why, pal.

The class is happening there.
Come on.

- Come on.
- Close it.

So why are you still here?

So that no one misses the class.

- Yes.
- We are taking everyone along.

Everyone. Come.

Thank you so much.

Let's go there.
Come on.

- See you guys there. - Sure.
- Yup. Yup.

I am so excited to meet Mr. Bansal.

Me too. I am going to
bombard him with questions.

But why is no one here yet?

The entire room is empty.

It's a blessing in disguise.

We will get to interact with Mr.
Bansal if there are less people.

We will get to interact with Mr.
Bansal if there are less people.

And we can talk to
him about placement too.

Good idea.

Good afternoon, students.

Today we will start with the
second chapter which is a transistor.

In case, if you have any
doubts regarding the previous class

we can solve them before
jumping to transistors.

Right?

Now these brainy buggers

will not able to attend the
class or increase the class's average.

Idiots.
Yeah.

- I knew they'd do this.
- Hello? Open the door.

Somebody, open the door.

- Bansal sir.
- Who locks the door like this?

Where is Bansal sir?

We have locked up these toppers alright.

But the other toppers who
come after the branch change

what about them?

No worries.

The other toppers will also be thrashed.

Let's make it clear to them
that if they want to be in our branch

they will have to follow our ways.
End of story.

Yes.

If they still don't listen,
I'll whip their bums with my drumstick.

1-2. 1-2.

Thrash the toppers.

1-2. 1-2.

Thrash the toppers.

1-2. 1-2.

Stop.

Sorry sir.

Hey.

What is this treat for?

- There's some good news.
- What?

Guess who topped the branch again?

- Yay.
- Wow.

Madam bro, keep topping.

And keep giving us a treat.

Me and Antari are thinking
of switching branches.

Yup.

Which branch?

Either computer science or electronics.

We'll attend the classes
of both the branches for a week.

And then decide.

But why CS?

Yes. Switch to our branch.

Yes. Switch to our branch.

Shubhra and Antari are not just toppers.

- They are family too.
- Yes.

So do you want us to walk around
with a D grade even after scoring 80?

- Yes.
- And we will flunk if we score 70.

Yes.

You know Shubhra and Antari.

They always score 100.

Yes.

Nishant, tell me something.

We can lock the other toppers

in a room and make
them miss the lectures.

But how are we going
to tackle Antari and Shubhra?

I will talk to her. Give them a chance.

Give them a chance?
What's the guarantee

they will not behave like toppers
even after we give them a chance?

- What's the guarantee?
- That's my and Pandey's responsibility.

- We got this.
- Yes.

We got this.

Antari doesn't disobey me.

- Stop it.
- I mean at times she does.

-But our love has now reached its glory.
-Let's go.

- The idiot needs a reality check.
- Believe me.

Nishant, you know. Where are you going?

The tea is delicious today.

It could do with some sugar.

Mr. Nishant. Pandey.

Where are you going all dolled up?

- To have tea.
- Yes.

With a bag?

We'll go to the department from there?

Department?

Today is the mass bunk, right?

Exactly.

We'll stand outside the class
so that no topper can get in.

And if any toppers tries to enter

we'll whack him and lock
him up in the auditorium.

Very good.

Proud of you, soldiers. Go.

Don't let anyone enter.

Yes.

Hard working bitches.

The class has started
suddenly to feel so beautiful.

Yes.

Now will attend it every
day all fresh and dolled up.

Both write so fast.

Both write so fast.

Yes. So smooth.

Shubhra listens so carefully.

And Antari too.

So smooth.

Okay guys.
We'll meet in the next lecture.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir. - Thank you, sir.

Shall we?

Where?

To the next class.

But we are bunking it, right?

Bunk?

Everyone?

Yes. I mean you and Antari too.

I have never bunked class.

Should we give it a try?

Yeah. Of course. Sounds fun.

- Okay. See you.
- Bye, guys.

See you.

Thank God both agreed.

Didn't I say our love
has reached its glory?

But no one believes. Damn it.
Let's go.

Again?

What the hell is going on?

- Mass bunk for everything.
- Seriously, guys.

If we are not going
to attend a single lecture

then what's the point
of even changing the branch.

We have already bunked
lectures thrice at your behest.

But not anymore.

A very important lecture
is starting in 5 minutes.

We are going. Don't miss it. Okay?

- Now?
- What now?

We'll have to inform the boys.

We'll have to tell them
the mass bunk is not happening.

Come quickly.

It's easy for them.
They said it and just left.

But we have to co-ordinate.

Come on. Hurry up.

So class, there are so many
combinations possible to arrange a...

a battery and a register.

The clipping circuit which considers...

I am starving, bro.

That's it for today.

But exactly from here onwards,
we will continue tomorrow.

But exactly from here onwards,
we will continue tomorrow.

Is that okay for all of you?

- Ask him.
- Sir, I had a question.

Beautiful.

Always feel free to ask your questions.

Class, remain sit down.

Yes. What is your question?

What are the transfer characteristics
of two level clippers?

Two level clippers.

An interesting question.

Actually this topic is supposed
to be covered by later on classes.

But as I said.
It's an interesting topic.

It's an intelligent question.
So I will finish it today.

Now see the explanation of...

- Focus. Two level clipper.
- Sir.

- Then...
- Sir.

- Yes?
- I don't have any questions.

Can we go eat?

The mess runs out of food. Please.

Excuse me. Mr. Prasad,
Shubhra's questions and its answers

Are not important for Shubhra alone.

It is equally important
for the rest of the students.

And you Mr. Prasad, you will
not die if you don't eat for a day.

And you Mr. Prasad, you will
not die if you don't eat for a day.

And despite that,
if the mess runs out of food

you can go eat at the college canteen.

The bill will be on me.
I will pay the bill.

Now remain silent. No words from you.

Just no words.

And focus on the explanation
of two-level clipper characteristics.

Just focus.

Pandey, chew at least.

Why are you eating in such a hurry?

The next lecture is about to start.

If I am late, Antari will thrash me.

I feel sorry for him.

He is not chewing the
food for his doubt box.

Don't call Antari a doubt box. Got it?

- What?
- Yes.

But what your love
and its glory, Pandey?

Stop the rubbish talk.

We will stop it.

But you tell Antari and Shubhra

to not extend the class timings
by asking useless questions.

Hey, don't you call Antri's
questions useless. Got it?

Hey, don't you call Antri's
questions useless. Got it?

- What?
- What are you going to do?

What are you doing?
Stop fighting.

It's just a bad day. Relax.

Let's go.

If in an industry companies
collude among themselves

then they can rule that industry.

Now whatever we have studied today,

there will be a test
on the same today evening.

Any doubts? Any questions?

- No, sir.
- No, sir.

Shubhra. Why am I not surprised?

Sir, you are saying that Cournot
competition gives positive profits.

Compared to zero profits in Bertrand.

But collision will allow
for these profits to go even higher.

See Shubra,
what you are asking is out of the scope

of what we have learnt today.

But as you guys have lots of doubts.

Lots of questions.

Let's have a extra class this weekend.

Wherein I will answer all the questions.

Looks like I'll have to set
a very tough question paper this time.

Looks like I'll have to set
a very tough question paper this time.

All the geniuses have
ended up in this room.

- Sorry.
- Bye.

Enjoy.

Thank you, sir.

Look bro, the thing is enough is enough.

You two go tell them
to opt for Computer Science.

So that we are free from this.

Yes. And if you can't do
it then let's go tell them, Mohit.

Wait. You are so impatient.

They have caused us a lot of trouble.

They have ruined our weekend.

Who attends extra classes on Sundays?

Even I had my trails.

The professors are also getting
all excited because of them.

They are talking of setting
extra tough papers this time.

Tell me. How are we going to pass?

Whatever. I don't want to
start the second year by flunking.

Look, don't be upset.

I think there is a
way of passing the test.

The only way is if Antri and
Shubra switch to computer science.

The only way is if Antri and
Shubra switch to computer science.

- This is the only way.
- The way is collusion.

What did professor Das teach today?

If we collude we can rule the industry.

What does this mean?

I mean if all of us

mark the same option in the test today.

Option A.

Everyone will either
get 100 on 100 or 0.

Simple.

Let's assume this
plan of yours will work.

Will Antri and Shubhra agree?

What are we going to tell them?

That we want to talk to you.

Try to understand our POV.
And please don't mind.

- Come on.
- Damn.

Come on.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

Pandey wants to talk to both of you.

Me?

Yes.

I was saying that professor
Das teach collusion so brilliantly.

Did you also enjoy it?

Yes. I was wondering if

we can apply it in our lives
practically then nothing like it.

Actually.

But how?

How? Nishant will tell you how.

Yes. So a test will
be happening shortly.

All of us will mark the same
option in every question in it.

Option A.

Why?

When all the students
score the same marks

everyone will get A grade
because of the bell curve.

That's a practical application.

Yes.

Yes. Absolutely.

Whatever.

Co-operate with us for once.

Because of you, we are...
Pandey will tell you the rest.

Me?

What am I going to tell?

We decided that I will
start and you will end it.

- But the idea was yours.
- You tell them.

I don't know much about the content.
You tell them.

Hold on.

Who is going to tell?
Nishant or Pandey? Decide.

Actually

everyone except me and Nishant

is frustrated with you.

They want you to opt
for computer science.

Why?

Because the classes are
being extended because of you two.

We have to attend extra classes.
Lectures are being extended.

And students are failing
even after scoring 80 marks.

- So...
- Okay.

So you want us to score
less so that you guys can pass?

No. We are not asking
you to score less or more.

90. Just score less than 90.

- We'll manage the rest.
- He is saying 90?

- We'll manage the rest.
- He is saying 90?

90 is below average, Pandey.

Why don't you work hard?

Why are you underestimating us?

Nishant.

Look, Me and Pandey understand.

But the other students don't understand.

Nishant, you know what?

Decide whether you want
to be on this side or that side.

Okay.

Pandey, you guys talk rubbish.

Shubhra, we didn't mean that.

Antri. We didn't mean that.

Listen.

- Listen.
- Listen to me.

What are we going to do?

What are we doing to do?

We have more options in
our exams than we have in life.

Come on.

Let's go.

Move it.

Get in line.
Go.

Now tell me. What were you saying?

Why should we mark just one option?

We'll complain if you force us?

Hey you. Complain to who?

Hey you. Complain to who?

- See Prasad, we will tell the HOD.
- Oh.

That you locked us
up in the seminar hall.

Hello. Brother, listen.

We will lock the door
this time and never open it.

Do what we are saying without any fuss.

- Come on.
- Got it?

And I swear.

If you don't do as we say,
I'll drag to the banks

and get Rinku to thrash each one of you.

Brother will break
every bone in your body.

What's going on?

- See. See.
- Move.

They are forcing us to
mark the same option in the exam.

So what's the problem, guys?

What do you mean by what's the problem?

Tell me something.

What do you think?

Will it be of any use if you just study

the theory of collusion
and not implement it practically?

This is a practical exercise?

Exactly.

This is an experiment.

If all of us mark option A.

If all of us collude
professor Das will be happy.

And all of us will get A grade.

And all of us will get A grade.

Right?

Right. Very right.

Hope there won't be any trouble.

Look, we are branch changers, right?

We two have scored higher
grades than all of you.

So don't you think we would
be more worried about our grades?

Okay. If you say so.

We don't trust Prasad at all.

- Hey.
- Hold on.

- We are doing it.
- Prasad. Easy.

We will mark A.

- Come on.
- Option A.

Option.
Get up!

Sorry, guys.

I know I went overboard
during the lecture today.

No more extended lectures.
No more boring questions.

Actually we are sorry.

And we don't want you to change branch.

Please don't go to computer science.

Sorry on our behalf.

- Yes. On behalf of Mohit too.
- I see.

And Pandey, doubt box is allowed.

You punk. I'll whack you.

I see what you guys are doing.

But I am glad.

You guys have finally
learnt collusion theory.

We did it.

The idea has worked.

Sir.

- Hello, Pandey.
- Hello. Hello.

- What's on the menu today?
- See this.

Serve it. Hurry up.

I missed my breakfast today.

- Here.
- If I have too much of radish,

Nishant will have a real problem.

The year has changed but
your jokes are still the same.

And dal. It is not changing either.

I would be long-dead if not for this.

Why don't you and Pandey join the army?

Why?

He polishes off a
kilo of radish every day.

And you 100 grams
of this powder every day.

It is tasty.

It is tasty.

So, fart to the point
where the enemy perishes.

Hey, stop it.

He will have a hard time taking a dump.

Hard time?

Taking a dump.

Let's exchange.

You guys are not eating.

It's delicious.

Here's potato and gourd.

And this is bottle gourd.

It is delicious.

You call your dishes
delicious all the time.

Don't you fear the God?

I am afraid the ground
of the mess might give up one day

and the God will emerge
from it enraged and kill you.

The food you make is so bad
that even the flies don't want it.

They think that they if they sit on it,
their image will be tarnished.

And do you know why there
I water problem in this world?

Because you have added all
the water in the world to this Dal.

Ridiculous.
I don't have radish by choice.

I am compelled to eat it

so that I don't have to eat

your boring and bland
dal and bottle gourd.

Delicious my foot.

I will eat till I explode.
Tell me.

Two dry Manchurians for me.

Dry Manchurian. You?

Order anything.
I am damn hungry.

You guys have dry Manchurian.
I'll order wet Manchurian. Okay?

- I'll also eat.
- It is called gravy Manchurian.

So is gravy and wet different?

Let's order both.

You are having a good time, right?

When will you pay the previous dues?

We will pay up, brother.

I am bored of this gun powder.

We are hungry.
Give us food.

Hold on.
What is the previous due?

Tell me.
I'll slap the money on your face.

Tell me what is the due.

Tell me what is the due.

Bro, it's 3450.

Slap it. Slap it here.

And you slap 4200.

- Tomorrow....
- And you slap 4050.

And Pandeyji, you slap a good 2700 here.

Fine. We will not die if
we don't eat for a couple of days.

As it is, we know that
the chef and you are in cahoots.

This is a scam.

- Keep quiet, bro.
- I know.

Do you know why the
chef makes shitty food?

So that we come here to
the canteen and buy things to eat.

And he can mint billions.

- Pandey, what are you saying?
- I know it.

The chef and you rip us off.

- And you guys share the commission.
- Pandey...

I'll demand a CBI inquiry
on this from the government.

- Keep quiet.
- Stop it.

Is a play happening here?

Am I play-acting?

As soon as I start talking,
he starts to clap.

As soon as I start talking,
he starts to clap.

And I'll send you and
the chef behind bars for sure.

Bro, we have come here to eat.
We'll not get any food.

- You are right.
- Relax.

I am dying of hunger. But no one cares.

You are stone hearted.

Look at his condition.

Get 6 lime juice.

For all of us.

-Yes.
-He is asking for just water with in it.

- The pizza today was really good.
- Hmm.

You know my mom's boyfriend
used to make really good pizza.

Ma'am, your order.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Shall we?
- Yeah.

Shubs, let's take a selfie.

- Sure. With the view of the valley.
- Yeah.

It is so beautiful.

- See.
- Come here.

Look.

Is that Nishant and Pandey?

Looks like them.

Why are they have charity food?

Why are they have charity food?

- God.
- Come on.

Wow. This is yum.

Do you get popadums too?

Pandey.

Shoot.

Is this right what we are doing?

Eat silently or he'll erupt again.

Yes.

How can this be wrong?

- This is right.
- The hotchpotch is super delicious.

- After months. Have it.
- Yes.

Focus on the food first.

We can feel guilty later.
Right?

Look what they are doing.

Free food is something else.

Correct.

Don't you guys actually have no shame?

Nishant, how could you stoop so low?

You are eating the share
of someone else's food.

Not we.

We are here because
of Pandey out of guilt.

He forced us to eat.

Why don't you eat in the mess?

Why don't you eat in the mess?

Don't you get food there?

You call what you get in the mess food?

If you don't like
it then order something.

We don't have rich fathers
to order food on daily basis.

Keep quiet or you'll get a thrashing.

Pandey, I thought you were a gentleman.

I have had it. I have had it.

Attitude.

Nishant?

I am sorry.
I know this is too much.

But the canteen dues are too high

and the food at the mess is really bad.

We came to the bank for a stroll.

We were hungry so we just had a bite.

No. You are absolutely right.
You know what?

Let's tell them to lay your beds here.

Let's open your account here.

This is the limit.

Before things get out of hand, go.

Go.

Go.

Pack it for me.

Don't eat.

Pass it to me.

Please.

Everyone's going to get it.

Shubhra.

Shubramaniam. I am sorry.

I have even written
a cute poem on sorry.

Please. Please.

You will not listen.

Come.

Antari.

- What?
- I have something to say to you.

Finally.

Say. I am listening.

Well, I mean I...

Say it.

Is there some pizza left?

Give it to me if you won't eat.
We'll eat.

Are you serious?

- Yes.
- Are you kidding me right now?

Pandey, you are unbelievable.

Hey Antari, I didn't mean that. Listen.

Hey Antari, I didn't mean that. Listen.

Stop it please.

I hope she won't actually
break up with me.

No problem even if she does.

I'll teach you guitar.

He'll not play the guitar.
He'll screw the guitar.

Pandey, the higher
possibility is of a break up.

Antri's eyes were red with anger.

He deserves it.

Hey.
- Are you mad?

What rubbish.

Pandey is our brother.

We have to decide whether the
break up will happen or not, right?

Let's bet.

Let's bet.

Spread out your sarong.

I bet that Pandey's
break up will happen.

Here's some from me.

Stop it.

I'll go thrash the damn Bhati.

This mess is all thanks to him.

He claims to the mess manager, right?

It was his job to manage the mess.

I am going to thrash him.

I am going to thrash him.

- Are you coming?
- Come on.

Let's go thrash the damned guy.

- Bhati is done for.
- Come on.

Bro, this is the kind
of food you get at the mess.

Why are you creating
a issue out of nothing?

You are one useless mess manager.

This is your job.
You should be able to manage it.

- Yes.
- Look Prasad, this is...

I am sorry.

This is a capability issue.
Hope you understand.

The people at the
mess can't cook at all.

They don't have the skill set.

What skill set?
What are you trying to say?

Let me explain.

If you make the bus drivers fly a plane

then it's obvious you'll be doomed.

I mean the people at
the mess can't cook good food.

There are 20 messes in our campus.

There's a mess everywhere.

You don't get good food.

I have tried.

We want to opt out of the mess.

- Return our mess fees. Come on.
- Yes. Yes.

If I could,
I would have it from my own pocket.

If I could,
I would have it from my own pocket.

Look, only Warden Sir can do this.

Got it? Warden sir.

Hey buddy.

How is there multi coloured
left over in his plate?

Bro, are different types
of cheeses available in our mess?

Is this white ball cottage cheese?

It is Rasgulla.

Leave it.

Now we must have a word with the Warden.

- Yes.
- Come on. Let's go to the warden.

Sorry.

The food you get at
the mess is excellent.

Tell me. What's your issue?

Sir, the tap at the ground
floor is not working properly

- So we want to complain about it.
- Yes.

I've told them. It will be fixed.

Okay? You may go.

- Okay. Okay.
- Thank you.

- Come on.
- Thank you.

We are the only ones over reacting.

Bhati and warden relish the mess food.

See.

We can too.

- Yes.
- Right.

- It is tasty.
- Yes.

- Come on. Come on.
- We too can eat it.

I don't know why I pardon
every stupid act of yours.

Because your love I selfless.

- My love is not selfless.
No, not at all.

Thank you.

Shall we go the banks?

We don't have the lab
lecture in the second half.

No. There is the poster presentation.

What poster presentation?

Dr. Bose is coming. You know what?

He is the God of
artificial intelligence.

Are you guys coming?

No. We are already very intelligent.

Naturally.

Good morning, sir.

- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning. Good morning.

Hey Nishant,

Let's go.

I was forced to attend
a poster presentation last month.

I got breakfast, lunch and
dinner there for four days, buddy.

You get five star food there.
It is awesome.

Let's go. We will get good
food for four days. Say yes.

Say yes.

It is explained in the notes
of the previous lecture. Check it.

- Put it some effort.
- Okay.

- Sir.
- Sir.

- Sir.
- Sir.

Sir, we want to attend
the poster presentation.

Sir, we want to attend
the poster presentation.

Yes, sir.

How come this sudden interest
in poster presentation?

Why not?
After all, AI is the future.

- Yes.
- Yes, sir. And so are we, sir.

Youth is the past.

- He means the future.
- It is the future.

Oh, I can see.

- I can see the future.
- Sir, you can't see...

Sir, I mean you don't see.
You don't see.

- We have that curiosity in us, sir.
- Yes, sir.

And we are also...

And we have this curiosity to learn.

Yes. We are so eager to learn.

- Please.
- Yes, sir.

Okay. Okay. Leave the hand.
Leave the hand.

Leave it.

See, generally I don't allow

undergraduates for poster presentation.

It's quite important. Yeah.

But as you people
are looking curious now.

- Yes, sir.
- I'll make an exception for you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much, sir.

I'll make an exception.

- Thank you, sir.
- Don't worry.

Good day, sir.

Yes.

Yes.

It's amazing. Just remember my words.

The contribution of these social robots

will form the advanced
technology in the coming times.

Excellent job, girls.
Very good. Very good.

Carry on.

- Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Welcome. Welcome.

- Very good. Effort paid off.
- Yeah.

The yellow one is the bigger one.

- The green one is the smaller one.
- Very impressive.

You guys have actually changed.

Artificial intelligence is the future.

Now be honest.
Where did you copy this from?

No, this...

- The lids are coming off.
- Where did you copy from?

We'll be right back.

Come on.

We'll just be back.

We have some urgent work.

Mohit you also come with me.

This is the most important work.

Exactly.

I have had never such yummy food.

Right.

Bro, the Nan is amazing.

I gorged on the Lachha Parantha.

I don't think I can eat Nan.

Eat. Eat.
Hey.

That's the chef from the mess, right?

Yes.

- Who is this?
- Sir, hello.

Sir, has the chef from
the mess made all this food?

Yes. As usual. Since long back.

He is the one who has always made it.

But what is the problem?
What is the issue?

No, sir.
No.

Then why you people are asking?

- Go back. Finish your food.
- Yes.

- Hurry up.
- Nice food, sir.

Move.

Hey, have you made all this food?

Look Pandey,

if you have anything to say
about it go talk to the mess manager.

I can't tell you anything.

I can't tell you anything.

- Idiot.
- Yes sir. Coming.

Hey....
Listen.

He is such a jerk.

What's wrong in it?

I am doing what everyone else does.

Who are these jokers?

These are the mess managers
of the other hostels.

They also do the same thing.

Want some Rasgulla?

Stop sulking.

If you need anything, just ask me.

Ask you? We deserve it.

The mess's chef makes such yummy food.

So why doesn't he make it there?

Mister, talk from a distance.
Even I can raise my hand.

- What did you say?
- Hey. Hey. Sit there.

What was that?

Say.

I also get a cut.

So we have to compromise
with the quality of the mess food.

And canteen guy gives
me some commission.

And canteen guy gives
me some commission.

I see. We satiate
our hunger with radish.

And you guys are having a feast here.

Damn you.
Come, let's complain to the warden.

Why are you involving the warden?

- Let's go.
- I have some expensive liquor. Try it.

- Why go to the warden?
- Damn your liquor.

Come in.

I was waiting for all of you.

Why sir?

You guys are tarnishing
our Institute's reputation.

- Sir.
- Shame on you.

- We are?
- What?

Yes.

See this.

Who is this?

Let me see.

Bhati sent you this photo, right?

Is that going to change the fact?

Sir, Bhati is neck deep in
corruption and you have no idea.

Sir, Bhati is neck deep in
corruption and you have no idea.

Why are you after the
mess people and Bhati?

And Pandey was abusing
the chef the other day.

Not at all.

Why do you do that since
you get such good food at the mess?

We don't get good food at the mess.

- The food is bad.
- Yes.

We have to add spice
to it to make it palatable.

Correct.

You know what?

Come with us to the
mess today and try the food.

- Yes. - But...
- Yes, sir.

Let's go. Since you won't listen.

- Come on.
- Let's go.

- Let's go.
- Open it.

Come, sir.

This way.

Carefully.

There he is.

What brings you here, sir?

I have sent your food to your quarter.

No. I want to show them how
delicious the food in our mess is.

Show them. Full of protein.

Get some clarified butter.
Popadums. Salad. Pickle.

Get everything.
Show them.

- Get it.
- How tasty the food is.

- Yes. Show us.
- Show him, sir.

- Yes. Show us.
- Show him, sir.

- Get it.
- Get the stale cottage cheese too.

Get it. Don't just stand there.

Get it. What happened?

Sir, the food I sent
to you is not available here.

This is all you get here.

See. Look at the amount of oil in it.

Mess Manager.

How did this happen?

Stop it, Pandey.

I'll vomit now.

Pablo, don't you vomit.
It will fall on me.

Unbutton your pant, Pablo.

I did it at the mess itself.

Even the sex I had in the 9th grade

did not satisfy me
as much as I am today.

Darling, please avert your gaze from me

My body is soft as can be.

The boy appears to be a loafer.

Keep your distance from me.

Your slim body. Your youth.

Let me conduct the opening ceremony today.

I am Mr. Pandey's son

I like to smack you tight.

I am Mr. Pandey's son

I like to smack you tight.

Pablo, stop the music.
The results are out.

We'll go to Assi Ghaat...

Thrash him!

Beat him.

Why is Vineet's ass is being whooped?

Hit him.

What are you waiting for?

Hit him!

Reliance company hired him.
It's a deal worth 10 million.

10 million? Bloody hell!

- Hey...
- Wait for me.

- Pandey!
- You...

Hit him.

Why are you so happy?

I'm happy for him.

10 million starting salary is a big deal.

So what?

When 4 million will be deducted as tax,

he'll weep!

Correct. We're better off.

We don't fall under taxable bracket!

You both only idle away!

Hey buddy!

What is it?

How do you manage to have

How do you manage to have

the same rotten expression always?

The results of the class test are out.

- It's put on the notice board. Let's go.
- What?

Hey, Akhil!

Come quick, the results are out.

Come.

Beat him.

One more.

Come.

Sit carefully.

One more.

Antari and Shubhra, A+ as always.

Nishant and Pandey are failed as always.

- Akhil and Pablo, D.
- Nice.

Prasad and Mohit, P?

P?

That comes after F.

Worse than fail?

Prasad and Mohit have been promoted.

You barely got through.

- You didn't fail.
- Wow!

The professor didn't bother
with a supplementary paper for you.

The professor didn't bother
with a supplementary paper for you.

At least we're promoted!

Let's go.

Move on.

First year guys are flying drones!

You in black shirt!

Come here.

Did you make that drone?

This? It's a normal hobby drone.

This is autonomous

with indoor navigation.

We don't fill water in the hotel,

this does.

Let's go, it's time for French class.

- Oh yes.
- Hey!

French class?

Did you get visas?

Oh no!
We're taking French lessons to apply

Oh no!
We're taking French lessons to apply

to French University
as interns during summers.

- Let's go, we're late.
- Yes.

The girls are right.

We are only wasting time.

Very good, Nishant.

I'll go shower.

Then we'll go to class together.

No, I won't wait.

See if you can make it or I'll leave.

Oh c'mon! I'll only take 15 minutes.

Besides, KKS sir

takes attendance at the end of the class.

takes attendance at the end of the class.

I'm going to study not mark my attendance.

I want to be my old self again.

Let's do it together.

If I get lazy, you help me.

And I'll do the same for you.

- Silly!
- I won't get lazy.

Exemplary Nishant is not lazy.

What's gotten into you?

I had transformed you
with great difficulty.

But you went back to your ways.

Nishant gets disciplined easily.

Why can't we?

Pandey, my mind has rusted.

I can't study anymore.

Yes, I've gotten used to goofing around

and I just can't stop!

Listen up,

Listen up,

I want rolling paper.

I don't have it.

Just give it.

I said I don't have it.
Go.

Tell me one thing, Mohit.

No point attending the class.

We've wasted 4 months already.

We won't catch up on what we missed.

There's no point!

Engineering doesn't interest me.

Should we try something new?

At least give the lighter.

Idiot, I told you I don't have it.

Leave before I whack you, scoundrel!

Maharaj bro,

how about going for CAT?

Your English skills suck!

You told the professor,
I did not did it!

Mohit,

let's do this.

let's do this.

Let's prepare for IAS.

IAS.

A car with a blue siren
is matter of prestige.

Do you have soda?

Bloody hell!

Is this a tea stall?

What's written outside?
Room 116.

You want lighter, cigarettes, alcohol,
drugs...

Scoundrel,
we cleared our entrance to get here,

not through influential contacts.

- Bloody hell!
- Everyone here knows

116 is a den of fools!

Get lost!

They called us fools!

Enough is enough.

Our batch mates think of us
as peddlers.

Do you know who's to blame here?

This room!

- Meaning?
- I mean

no more coming to room 116.

Unless we quit all bad habits,

Unless we quit all bad habits,

we won't step in room 116.

- Yes, we won't.
- Let's go.

Grab your things.

- Why take the lighter?
- I'll go shower.

Where were you yesterday?

We will be learning today about MOSFET...

MOSFET stands for Metal
Oxide Semi conductor FET.

It's a device with four terminals,

Namely body, drain

Gate and source.

Sir, just a minute.

Sir, 2 minutes.

You got to catch up, Nishant.

We're specifically conducting these
hybrid doubt solving classes for you

since you guys have highest chances
of getting through

this examination.

Yes, remember,
we'll start with verbal communication.

Yes, ready?

Hello.

Hello, Sandeep.

Greetings, I'm Prasad.

- Hello, how are you?
- Yes.

- I'm good and you?
- I'm fine too.

Okay, well...

you are an inspiration for me
and Mohit.

So we thought of seeking your advice.

You see, we're in the second year

and were planning to prepare for UPSC.

Could you please suggest some books?

Of course, note it down.

India's struggle for Independence.

India's struggle for Independence.

Indian Economy.

Indian Economy.

You'll need to focus on current affairs.

Yes, we'll update ourselves
with current affairs.

Brother, can we choose Hindi as an option?

Yes, you can.

- Don't write that.
- Hello?

I said you can.

Okay, brother.

Thank you very much.

See you.

Sir, what is the difference
between JFET and

FET?

I taught that last month.

I can't waste everyone's time
because you're slow!

So, the other day
I was just strolling in New York

and I met a youngster
just outside a restaurant

who introduced himself as a maitre d.

- His job requires great communication skills
- He lives in a colony nearby

and boasts about New York!

Yesterday, he was licking the sweet syrup of a clove-flavored lollipop off his elbow.

Interrupt the lecture once again

and I'll thrash you.

He speaks such good English!

Why do you have to interfere, you brute?

Hey mister! What is your name?

Sir, Amitkumar Pandey.

Mr Pandey, I checked your test papers.

You're guessing each word logically.

Camaraderie, related to camera.

Doppelganger, dope sellers.

How will you bell the cat like this,
Mr Pandey?

Sir, he's a logical guy.

He might just find a cat back home
and tie a bell around its neck.

Bell the cat!

- You...
- All bloody useless guys.

Spoilt my mood.

- Sir, one minute.
- Now what?

Sir, I missed the formula.

Are you an idiot?

It wasn't a formula.

It was the subject.

You call it a formula!
Idiot.

Shut up.

Okay, class.

In the Europe map behind me,
mark Corinth canal and Keil canals.

Make sure you only mark Corinth Canal

and Keil canals.

Please begin.

How are we to know
about canals around the world?

He could've asked about rivers instead.
Why canals?

Be thankful,

he didn't ask us to mark some gutter
in Europe!

Prasad,

there are no gutters in Europe.

Okay, class. Now you have 15 minutes

to write an essay
on the tectonic plates of the world.

Bear in mind, you have

- only 15 minutes.
- Tell me something, Mohit.

If I buy a blue siren
and place it on my car,

it would still exude importance.

Why go through this trouble?

Oh yes.

Our car will read

Ex minister.

Nobody will raise a brow!

We'll do that.

Wait a minute, bro.

Where do we get that model of the car?

Hey mama! Come.

What happened?

Nothing.

- Leave those fools alone.
- Go.

They have developed identity crisis.

What?

To be or not to be a fool!

- See you, guys.
- Bye.

Did you see that?
Vineet bought a new car.

Where did he get the money from?

Guess he bagged a good package.

Must be a company gift lest
they lose good candidates.

Must be a company gift lest
they lose good candidates.

- Welcome, demon!
- How are you?

- All good.
- Well...

Why did Reliance select Vineet?

He was good at academics

and extra curricular things too.

He comes from a small town in Haryana

but he was good in English.

He deserved way better than

the job he bagged.

He was amazing with GK.

Had he tried harder,

he'd crack UPSC.

That he will eventually!

He'll surely get a call
from IIM Ahmedabad.

Look at his dynamic personality.

Let's go and do something
worthwhile.

Pay for the tea!

Why do we pay for him?

I'll pay.

I don't have a dynamic personality

nor do I understand things.

And I can't get hold of the cat!

- Cat?
- I mean CAT.

I don't understand UPSC either.

We have a funny streak

but that won't get us a job.

Right?

Locked?

They've started locking up rooms!

Wonder what they're up to.

Dude!

Where are the tenants of 116?

Who are you?

We? We're the past of this room

and the future of the tenants here.
Understood?

He didn't.

We lived in this room 15 years ago.

It wasn't a room but a bar.

We called it Apsara Bar.

Every guy came here with his girl!

That's a bit exaggerated

but the bar was open 24 hours.

The most pathetic lot

The most pathetic lot

would get this room.

They come here to pay respects

at every reunion.

Where are the gang members
of 116?

Come ahead.

Come.

- Open the door.
- Let's have some fun.

Entertain us.

The problem is

we are all a bit dejected.

You see,
our personalities are not even good

leave alone dynamic.

Yes, we're beyond help.

We're not studs like you guys.

Yes, we are studs.

Rubbish! You're high.

We were also losers.

But today

look at him.

He calls himself a stud

but he feared talking to girls
back in college.

but he feared talking to girls
back in college.

He had no problems on a chat.

No wonder

he's the CMO of a dating app!

He has changed the lives
of many losers like us.

People chat all night long.

Maharaj bro,
please install it on my phone.

- Premium version.
- It costs money.

- All right.
- Beggar!

Bro, I saw your photo in the hall of fame.

Kabadi Baba showed me during first year.

Yes, I'm sure I looked like you.

He looks exactly like
I did back in college.

You always talk rubbish.

- He's smarted though.
- Bro...

Nishant, Prashant!

Kabadi Baba guided you well.

Almost is not nothing.

Almost means a lot.

Look, life is a long journey.

Look, life is a long journey.

4 years of college

stay in your memory for life.

So, make friends and have fun.

You see, This is Banaras my friend!

You see This is Banaras my friend!

Cheers.

"When you wear a lipstick"

"You shock the entire district"

"The area feels on top"

"Your waist twirls like a lollipop"

"Your waist twirls like a lollipop"

"Your waist twirls like a lollipop"

- Okay ready?
- Get the selfie stick.

- Yes.
- Take this.

Move.

Is this looking vulgar?

Hail Lord Mahadev!

Nice.

Show me, it's my phone.

Show me.

Prashant and I aren't in the frame.

- I am there though.
- Prashant!

- Nishant...
- Prashant you...

- Prashant?
- They're really missing.

Where is he, bro?

- Prashant...
- I must say

- Prashant...
- I must say

this was great fun.

Yes.

Let's have one more joint.

Yes one more.

Come, let's do it.

Careful.

Sit down.

Roll the joint.

What...

Hey! Where's the stuff?

- Where's the stuff?
- He stole it.

- Show your pocket.
- I have none.

- Show me.
- I have no pockets.

The stuff...

Prashant took it.

Only a tenant of room 116
can pull this off!

Yes.

Hail lord Mahadev.

It's rightly said

man is...
He has crazy desires.

Don't smoke if you don't want to

but don't stop these hard-working guys.

- Well done, boys.
- Carry on.

You're picking on trash
to torch your lungs!

Bloody vagrants! Can't help abusing you.

Everybody wanted to smoke

and the shops were shut.

Improvise, adapt, overcome.

Dear lord, people are idiots.

There's gold strewn on the road.

Grab it!

This is enough to roll 3 cigarettes.

- Yes.
- Why just 3?

Look I found enough to roll 8!

We're set for the night, maharaj bro!

Pandey, just imagine,

When we manage to arrange for
a single night from one tea booth .

If we cover all the tea booths,

then we'll have arrangements
for the entire week, my friend.

You're right about that.

Are you done?

We'll first finish this

- then we'll start the search operation.
- Okay.

Let's go.

Your search operation

will land you in deep trouble.

I'm going to the health centre tomorrow,

Campus hospital.

Join me.

Mama, don't go to that hospital.

Under the pretext of full body check up,

Sharma will squeeze your balls.

Sharma was transferred long ago.

Now Dr Malti has taken over.

Malti?

Malti?

What a lovely name!

Nice name.

That name makes my heart beat faster.

Yes, we'll all come with you

for a health check up and for Malti.

Give me too.

Okay, my turn.

- Ladies first.
- I didn't get yet.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Nishant, we need to test you again.
There are some doubts.

- Shubhra, your reports are fine.
- Thank you, doctor.

- Doctor, any problem?
- No.

What could be wrong with me?

I'm a teetotaller.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, doctor.

Next.

Deepak?

That name means start of prayers.

That name means start of prayers.

I am the one you get after prayers.

Sorry?

I am Prasad.

Glad to meet you.

Prasad, your turn is after Deepak.

Where is Deepak?

Deepak?

Who is Deepak?

You didn't come on time

and look at your condition!

Boys like you lead a brazen life

and by the time you realise,
it's too late.

Blood!

What happened?

Make the Burj Khalifa straight!

Maharaj bro!

- Make him sit.
- Comfort him.

Get up!

- Maharaj....
- He came to.

He came to.

Where's Shubhra?

I feel really weak.

- You too?
- A little.

Maharaj bro, I didn't have anything

yet I'm not hungry.

My chest is hurting after seeing Deepak.

Lung cancer.

What are you saying, Pandey?

Bro, all of us have chest pain.

That's the biggest sign of lung cancer.

Mama, I checked Dr Malti's expression.

There was nothing
to show a deadly disease.

Doctors don't reveal it to everybody.

It'll scared the patients to death.

Pandey is right.

When we get the reports,

Dr Malti will strike with bombing news.

Bombing means?

Nuclear.

Maharaj bro, reports will come later

Maharaj bro, reports will come later

but I resolve to quit cigarette today.

From this very moment.

- Yes.
- We have to support each other.

- Yes.
- All right,

let us all vow solemnly

we won't smoke anymore.

- We won't.
- No smoking hereafter.

No smoking hereafter.

This way.

No smoking hereafter.

Nishant!

Where were you?

I got you

cloves and basil leaves for you.

Add this to boiling water every morning

and have it with honey.

Shubhra, why do this?

You know I take good care of myself.

Look at this outdated hospital.

They were using ancient equipment.

Don't take them seriously, Shubhra.

Do you remember our senior Mayank?

He had diarrhoea but they said
it was appendix.

If this hospital detects
any lung disorder,

If this hospital detects
any lung disorder,

I'll eat my words.

- My family?
- Yes, I've informed them.

You shouldn't have done that!

There are exceptions everywhere.

Hello, sir.
Here are 80 packs of nicotine gum.

No!

No.

Cigarette smoking is injurious to health,
Pandey.

But why?

Cigarettes causes cancer.

But why?

Sorry, Pandey.

I can't help you.

Forgive me.

Why is cigarette bad?

Mama...

Sorry.

Mohit!

I can't poop without a smoke!

Give me a solution.

I mean, it feels as if

it's stuck and won't pass out.

While on the commode,

think of electronics professor Chaturvedi.

Then try with all your might

and you'll be done.

What if it doesn't help?

If it doesn't help,

then....

think of Pooja from mechanical.

Recall how she handed your greeting cards

and Aadhar card to the vice chancellor.

Then try with all your might.

That will surely do it for you.

Thank you. Let me try.

Here's 40 packs of herbal cigarettes.

Antari, let's help each other quit smoking.

No smoking, Antari.

Why smoke when you can be smoking hot?

- I can't do it, Pandey!
- Baby, say it with me.

Smoking is injurious to health.

Smoking is injurious to health.

What's wrong, baby?

Why is this air so pure?

No whacks, baby.

Be gentle.
Try again.

Smoking is injurious to health.

Smoking is injurious to health.

- Yes, good.
- Smoking is injurious

to health.

C'mon, champ!
Do it!

Champion! Go on, pull it.

Pull!
Don't give up.

- Go on.
- I can't do this.

I'm not competing for Olympics.

I'm not competing for Olympics.

- My legs are hurting. I can't do this.
- Pain is expected.

No pain no gain.

This is how you'll quit smoking.

How's that even possible?

Exercise releases the same hormones

that smoking does.

Thus, your craving will die.

Look,

I can't do this.
I'm leaving.

Stop!

The same hormones are released
during sex too!

- Really?
- Yes.

You'll do it!
Go for it.

- Sex hormones?
- Yes.

Pull.

Pull harder!
You shall quit.

You shall quit smoking.
Try harder!

Pull harder.

Sir, thank you ordering
in large quantities.

Is the whole wing quitting cigarettes?

I don't about them

but that's my stock for the next 4 days.

What are you doing?

Mohit, give me the cigarette.

My head is throbbing.
Give me the cigarette.

- Give the cigarette.
- I won't.

- I won't.
- Give, I'm craving.

- It's bad craving.
- What's wrong?

- Give the cigarette.
- I won't.

I won't.

- I won't...
- Give me the cigarette.

- Give...
- I won't...

Give the cigarette!

I won't.

No...

- I won't give it.
- Let go.

Let go!

Go ahead and smoke.

Smoke all you want.

Remember one thing though.

If you light that cigarette,

I too will smoke with you.

And let my efforts of 6 days

go to waste instantly!

Go on. Do this.

There are 6 cigarettes in this.

- 6 cigarettes.
- Okay I won't smoke!

Mohit, if you have a solution,
let me know.

I don't want to smoke but
I can't control the urge.

I can't control it.

- No!
- Leave!

- No!
- Leave!

Idiot!

Be gentle.

A girl has come to me for the first time.

Be gentle.

Or I won't play with you.

Or I won't play with you.

- You're right. I should be gentle.
- Yes, gentle.

O cigarette craving!

What do you want?

Leave Prasad's body.

Leave! You have to go.

That's Mohit's order.
Just leave.

You have to leave.

You have to leave.

- Sir, Rajan?
- That way.

Don't be scared.

I don't think any of you

will touch cigarettes again.

Mama!

Guess that's the last cigarette
of his life!

Sir, where's Rajan?

There he is.

He's Rajan?

Nishant!

Come, Nishant.

Shall we start?

But you were...
He was smoking, right?

How can you help us quit smoking?

- Yeah...
- Madam,

a doctor who operates for kidney stones

doesn't cut himself open!

You haven't quit smoking,

then why run a de-addiction centre?

- Yes.
- Because I couldn't quit,

I started this place.

After all, I need money to buy cigarettes!

I went from a small to big pack

with the money earned here.

- What a strange guy!
- Nishant.

Who's here to quit smoking?

If the reports are bad,

my mom will kill me before smoking does.

The de-addiction centre taught me
one thing.

Once you're addicted to cigarettes,
you can't quit.

Have some, Mohit.
Doesn't matter what happens.

Maharaj bro, I'm petrified.

I can't eat anything at all.

The solve the problem.
Replace X with Y.

Have water when you feel like smoking.

Meet Pandey when you feel like
meeting Nishant!

Maharj bro,

can you eat anymore?

Bloody hell!

My report has such difficult terms!

Feels like I'm dead from within, Antari.

There's a bacteria named lacoona
in my body?

What's that?

I'm convinced I have blood cancer.

Look, respiratory pigment
of red blood cells.

It's 14.5

Maharaj bro, in that case,

Maharaj bro, in that case,

I have stage 4 cancer!

It says respiratory pigment
of red blood cells

- is 16.
- 16!

Was this report approved
by Dr Malti or Grim Reaper?

I'll donate my eyes.

At least someone can else can enjoy
this beautiful world when I'm gone.

Antari!

I'll sell of grandpa's land

and build a hospital there

I'll give 20% discount
on cancer treatment.

God bless you.

You wouldn't be in this situation

had you done

what I asked you to do.

It's not too late.

If the reports are fine,

learn from my life.

Thus, after each health check up,

you'll be as relaxed as I am right now.

Nishant, come let's see your reports.

Nishant, come let's see your reports.

My doubts are confirmed.

What is it, doctor?

Chest congestion.

I knew you were lying
when you said you don't smoke.

Dr, I really don't fag...

I mean I don't smoke.

But your reports speak otherwise.

Well...

How do I treat this soon?

It won't happen soon.

You need a complete lifestyle makeover.

Adopt healthier eating habits.

Do breathing exercises.

I'll prescribe some medicines.

Be disciplined and everything
will get normal.

Okay. This is once a day

- and that's 7 times a day.
- What?

No, 7 days a week.

Okay, yes, ma'am.

Shall we?

Let's look at the positives.

Your platelets count is 300,000

which is absolutely normal.

This is amazing!

This is a miracle!

All of our reports are fine.

The highest haemoglobin count

is of Mohit, 16!

Wow!

In fact, our blood is so good

that we were asked
to donate blood next week!

Donate blood!

Yes, Antari.

Then how come I have chest congestion?

That's what you call

delicate darling.

Meaning?

I mean you took
extra care of yourself.

Look where it got you.

You're perfectly right, Akhil.

Our lungs have become immune to smoking

so it withstand bacteria
and viruses easily.

Right.

Right.

Bitter gourd juice every morning
did nothing for me

nor did breathing exercise

or inhaling steam every night!

Waste! My life is a waste.

Oh dear!

Bro...

Listen, learn from our lifestyle.

Okay?

Stop your alarm, Mr. Prasad!

Don’t ruin my sleep with
that awful sound of your alarm.

It’s not the alarm.
It is a call from your dad. Answer it.

- Greetings, papa.
- Bless you!

Why don’t you sleep
till late on Sundays?

Haven’t you stopped
worrying about my studies

Haven’t you stopped
worrying about my studies

even after I got my admission here?

Your studies are
no longer a worry for me

but I have started worrying
about the engagement now.

Meaning?

Meaning, we have received
a marriage proposal for you.

The family lives in Mumbai.
The girl is educated.

And most importantly,
she belongs to our caste.

Brahmin. It’s a good family.

I don’t want to get married, papa.
I should be having fun at my age.

Your older sister was
almost born when I was your age

and I was going to be a father.

Look, papa, I think you
became a father so early because

I bet you didn’t ask mummy

if she is willing to be Mohit’s mother.

Really? Why don’t you ask your
mummy her thoughts on your engagement?

Hello. Son,
why are you arguing with your papa?

We have received a proposal for such
a lovely girl on this auspicious day.

Don’t refuse. It will make you a sinner.

Please try to understand me, mummy.

Please try to understand me, mummy.

I still have a lot
to accomplish in my life.

I want to do my
post-graduation from MIT.

Then I want to pursue
MBA from Oxford university.

Then I want to reject a highly paid job

to build a startup of my own.

I have a lot to accomplish, mummy.

Start-ups and downs will
come and go in life, son,

but you won’t find
such a lovely bride again.

- Understand that.
- Look, mummy.

You know that my bride is
engineering and only engineering.

Also, I am aware that
more than a bride for me

you want a good natured, pretty
and gentle daughter-in-law for yourself.

And that is only because you
want to boast amongst the relatives.

- Right?
- You are clever indeed.

- Shall I take that as a yes?
- Oh! No!

And pay attention to me.

If you call me again for matchmaking
and auspicious days,

I shall stop answering your calls.

- Goodbye.
- Hey, hey. Hey, son..

- Goodbye.
- Hey, hey. Hey, son..

The girls are up pretty
earlier than usual today.

They have bathed and
ready to go to the temple.

Hold on. Hold on. Let me check.

Devika.

Present.

Deviyani. Present.

Yes! Divya. Absent.

- I knew that Divya loves me.
- Wow!

Kabadi Baba,
give me the outcome of my love as well.

Antari.. Antari.. Antari..

- Absent.
- Yeah!

Mother, your daughter-in-law
is fasting for your son.

Mother, your daughter-in-law
is fasting for your son.

She didn’t come for
lunch in the mess today.

His? His?

Mr. Nishant.

Be strong, Mr. Nishant.

Shubhra came to the mess
and ate two extra eggs.

Huh? I thought sister-in-law
Shubhra will set an example

for the other girls in the
hostel on this auspicious day.

But she has been
overeating and belching.

She might have forgotten
or she must have been hungry.

That is acceptable between us.

Really. That is acceptable?

This is the Nishant who
has lost in love who is speaking.

If Nishant had won in love
he would be doing something else.

What would I do?

What do you mean, “what would you do?”

Back at her. Get back at her.

She ate two eggs.
You should eat eight eggs.

Get revenge. All you boys whose girls
ate today should eat till you are full.

Eat until you die but teach
them a lesson. Get revenge.

Your call is being recorded, sir.

What do you have to record the
call when I am available 24x7 for you?

Do you need any other help, sir?

I don’t want your help.
I want to love you.

Thank you for calling Caretell.
Have a good day.

Hello, bro. You’re back?

Great! I am pleased as punch
after a heart-to-heart conversation

with a stranger this time of the day.

Sunday’s first ritual, complete.

In a little while I shall
bring alcohol from the wine shop

and prepare for the second ritual.

I shall bring the alcohol.

Tell me something.

When your papa has found a girl
for you why are you looking everywhere?

Bro, if you think

the most important thing
for marriage is finding a girl

then you have a lot to learn.

What is important for a
marriage if not finding a girl?

What is important for a
marriage if not finding a girl?

Look, I shall explain.

What is this?

A puff.

Now, tell me what this is.

A puff with pickle.

Now, tell me which
of these two is delicious.

The one with pickle
or the one without pickle?

The one with pickle.

Yes!

Marriage is similar, mate!

If you get married a
virgin you will be satisfied

but without pleasure.

But if you become
intimate before marriage

then your married life

will become more pleasurable.

So, if you remain a virgin
you will never get married?

So, if you remain a virgin
you will never get married?

No way! Even if the bride
is an angel from the sky.

What is it?

Nothing!

I was about to call you.
Let’s go out to lunch.

Out for lunch?

I am famished.

I am craving a chicken sandwich.

Chicken sandwich today?

Why? Chicken can be eaten on Sundays.

It not about the Sunday, Shubhra. Today..

- Today..
- Just a minute.

I’m so sorry. It slipped my mind.

I’m so sorry. It slipped my mind.

I know.

We were going to jointly
start our pure food diet today.

I know. But one cheat
day is okay, right?

It’s fine. We’ll being tomorrow.

Let’s go. I’ve been starving for
a while now. I can’t control it anymore.

These credit card people
won’t stop messaging!

Mohit, shall we begin our party?

We’ll begin shortly.
I am waiting for Bhavini’s message.

Get up.

Why are you postponing
our Sunday ritual for a message?

Why are you postponing
our Sunday ritual for a message?

Come on.

I am talking to you. Say something.

I will smack you! Mohit?

I’ll be back shortly.

Take this, bro. Will this do?

- It is slightly big but I shall adjust.
- Okay.

I knew you would be the
only person in the hostel

who would have an Indian suit.

But are you sure Antari
is fasting for you, bro?

Why are you so doubtful?

Antari is from Mumbai.

And Mumbai’s crowd believes
in intermittent fasting.

They don’t fast on auspicious days.

Facts

The bond of love is so strong
it makes Prayagraj and Mumbai equal.

If you had fallen in
love instead of having sex

when you were in the ninth grade,

then you would know.

Oh, well. I am done here. Thank you.

But, bro, moon will be out at night.
Where are you going now?

Sieve, pot and sweet dumplings.
I have to get hold of those as well.

I shall go to help Antari
break her fast this evening.

- Bye, bro.
- Good luck!

- Scumbag!
- Scumbag!

It’s been 52 Sundays
and this is the first Sunday

when Mohit has postponed
our plans of having beer.

Even Pandey is has lost his mind.
Imagine that.

And Mohit is ignoring me like people
ignore the male actor in porn videos.

What do you think?
Will Mohit and this chick get married?

Of course, it will!
Mohit can’t be trusted.

If he had his way he would take the
wedding vows with her while chatting.

How can you say that?
Mohit will take the wedding vows

but surely the girl will be intelligent.

She will chat for a while and
then she will know Mohit is a p****.

She will chat for a while and
then she will know Mohit is a p****.

Look.

Guys, do you have tape?

Tape. To stick this.

I’m surprised that you forgot.

What is surprising about that?

Who celebrates this
auspicious day in college?

Did you wish me on September15th?
On engineers day!

You keep repeating the same thing.
That day is no reason to wish anyone.

It is reason to mourn. Do you
recall how much you overreacted over it?

I overreacted?

Hold on.

Waiter!

Please cancel our order.

Ma’am, order is ready.

- I’ll show you what overreaction is.
- What is going on?

- What is going on, Shuhbra?
- I don’t want it. Thank you.

- What is going on, Shuhbra?
- I don’t want it. Thank you.

Ma’am?

Your order, sir?

Are you done chatting?

Why are you smearing lime on your face?

I will be making a video call shortly.
I am getting ready for it.

And what about our Sunday ritual?

I won’t be eating or drinking now.

Huh? Why can’t you
eat or drink anything?

Because I am fasting for my future wife.

This morning you ate four
puffs just to explain analogy to me.

That’s why I shall break
my fast tomorrow morning. 24 hours.

Mohit, are you out of your freakin mind?

Mohit, are you out of your freakin mind?

It’s only been 3-4 hours
since that girl entered your life

and you are behaving abnormal already.

A committed person’s behaviour appears
abnormal to a single person, bro.

What do I do with all
that alcohol that I’ve bought?

That’s your business.

All I know is that
I have to shave my chest.

It’s just that my Bhavini
despises hair on the chest.

They’ve gone quite long.

What are you doing here, man?

My important video call is about
to begin and you came here. Leave!

Go ahead with your video call.
Why should I go out?

Try to understand, man.
I need some privacy. Leave.

Done. Did I take everything?

Leave me alone for a little
while at least, man! Leave!

You’re sitting here!

Why are you walking in slow motion? Run!

Everything looks good.

Everything looks good.

Shut the door on your way out!

Look, Mohit, I am leaving but
I won’t return to this room. I mean it.

Just leave! I shall shut the door.

When he used to get pissed
and he would throw up like a dog

I have cleaned up his
vomit myself with my hands.

And what did he do to me today?

He slammed the door on
my face with his tiny hands.

I was very hurt.

Stop worrying, bro.
When he gets tired of the gal

the first thing he will do
is to come knocking on your door.

Just wait and watch.

But I won’t open the door to
Mohit so easily when that day comes.

I will torment him.

And so you shouldn’t.
Help yourself to some beer.

These things happen. Buddy!

These things happen. Buddy!

Cheers!

No.

I will only consume alcohol
when he comes and apologizes to me.

Only then I shall have a beer
I will not touch alcohol until then.

The moment I was eagerly
awaiting is finally here.

Random Chatter

The moon is out!

Look at what I bought.
I bought one kilo from Gadelia.

Sweet dumplings.
Man, these are a class apart!

How many of these will Antari eat?
One, two or perhaps three.

I shall gobble the rest.

Pandey, I haven’t eaten
a thing since morning.

Pandey, I haven’t eaten
a thing since morning.

Oh!

I see. So, between Shubhra and you,

you’re the one who
is observing the fast.

Respect, bro! Respect!

My fast is almost complete,
bro, but Shubhra doesn't know

Why?

We aren’t talking.

No problem. I am going to the girls
hostel to help Antari break her fast.

Come with me.
We will call Shubhra to the gate

and you can use my sweet balls
and my sieve to break your fast.

Right? Let’s go. Let’s go.

Come. Come. Come.

Easy.

Take this bro. Drink.

No.

Tell me the chemical
composition of pure phenyl.

Why?

Because I want to consume
it and I can’t find any.

So, I’ve decided to
go to the chemistry lab,

synthesize it myself and drink it.

- You will drink it?
- Yes. I want to drink it right now!

I see. I thought you were fasting.

I was. But I’ve broken it now!

That’s why I want to drink it.
Today. Now!

Tell me..

What will happen if you break
your fast and Bhavini finds out?

Stop taking that idiot’s name!

In future don’t take
her name in my presence.

You too!

Why is he saying this
about his future wife?

Because I divorced
my future wife just now!

Meaning?

Meaning, I have blocked her
from all my social media accounts.

- You blocked her?
- Hmm.

Why did you do that?

I’ll tell you later.

Hand it to me first.

- Phenyl?
- No. Alcohol.

- Phenyl?
- No. Alcohol.

- Hey!
- Relax, bro.

Come on, dude

Come on

What is it, Pandey?
Why did you wake me up so late at night?

Hold on. Did you participate
in a street play?

Wonderful! Did you win?

- Congratulations! Wonderful!
- No! I bought this for Antari.

Didn’t Antari come?

She is unwell.
She has a case of food poisoning.

She didn’t come to the mess today.

Really?

- I thought..
- What?

I thought Antari was fasting for me.

I am so naive!

Hear me out, Shubhra

Shubhra, I haven’t eaten
a thing since morning.

I wasn’t expecting too much from you.

I just wanted to observe
the fast to create a memory with you

so we may have fond memories
of these foolish acts in future.

I’m sorry. I was unaware.

Sorry.

Can we go there?

Out of the blue Bhavini asked me,

why do you talk to female
telecallers for hours at a time.

why do you talk to female
telecallers for hours at a time.

How did she find
about your call history?

From social media.

- Social media?
- Yes.

I talked to her for
two hours the other day.

Obviously, I put in online.

Mohit engaged to Bhavini.

After reading this a girl
called Prerna emerged out of nowhere

and spilled the beans about me.

Wasn’t it wrong of her?
She said so many bad things about me.

You should have told
her every man has a past.

One should not judge a person’s
present based on his past.

Exactly! I told her that.

She didn’t believe me. ??

In fact, she asked for
the passwords to all my accounts.

When I refused,
she made a call and blocked me.

When I refused,
she made a call and blocked me.

So, I blocked her too.

Wasn’t it the right thing to do?

What will you do now?

Now?

For now,

I shall pee
as I desperately need to go.

Who is Prerna?

I am Prerna.

I am the one who messaged Bhavini.

Mr. Qutab Minar!

Why did you ruin my friend’s setting?

How did I ruin it?

If the two of them were
mature enough to get married

then they would have
hashed it out amicably, bro.

Why do they engage in futile games of
blocking one another?

Look at the idiot!

Buddy

He is peeing out of his mouth.

I am a very bad guy. Very bad.
I left you out of the room all day long.

I didn’t let you enter the room. Sorry.

- You want me to drop you?
- No, no, no. No!

That’s better.
Brothers need not apologize.

Move. Move.

Damn it. What kind of a selfie is this.

What the hell is this?

Is it your dad's face or his...

Here. Take it.

This is the photo I have.
Papa has sent a selfie.

You call this selfie, moron?

I can see all the filth
in his noise but not his face.

- Please manage.
- No managing here. Listen up, everyone.

If you want to get your
dad registered get good photos.

Or you can go as orphans.

Next. Leave.

- Go. Go.
- Wasting my time.

Baba.

- What's the height?
- 6 feet 4 inches.

- 6 feet 4 inches?
- Yes.

How are we going to find such
a tall man with this face so quickly?

How are we going to find such
a tall man with this face so quickly?

This is why I have come to you.

I know you have the top models.

6 feet inches.

Give me ten copies of it.

- Okay.
- I'll get it circulated

- to my search team.
- Hmm.

We'll find someone if we are lucky.

No guarantee.
Let me be clear.

- I trust you.
- Next.

Move.

Let's go the bank.

I cant find a damn father
and you want me to go to the banks.

What happened?

PTM is preponed.

You need your parents here.
Or you won't get the admit card.

Let's go.

It is preponed.
But when is PTM happening?

We'll know when we go there.
Let's go.

Tall guy. Listen.
I'll also have to find a father.

I am going to beat
him if this is not true.

You are cordially invited to
attend the parents meeting to be held.

Wow. We had it.

I should filled the wrong address
in the admission form just like Akhil.

So that I could get a fake father.

The letter must have
reached our homes by now.

Yes. And the parents must
be on the way to thrash their kids.

Hold on. All the parents are coming.

It means Shubhra's
parents are also coming.

I'll get my parents
to interact with Shubhra's .

But why do you want to do that?

To seek their blessings.

So that Shubhra and I can
marry as soon as I find a job.

I'll have to create
the background for it.

Even I am not scared of the PTM.

- What are you scared of?
- Of my father.

- What are you scared of?
- Of my father.

Because of the moustache.

During the last holidays
when I went home

my father thrashed
me as I did not have one.

If he sees without one
this time he'll shoot me.

Pandey, you have very little time.

How will you grow one?

I don't know how.

But I must grow a moustache
before the parents teachers meeting.

I know that.

I found these fresh flowers
after three hours of search.

Really?

You forgot to wish me
when I moved from engineering.

So what are these flowers for?

Pawan Mishra has called my
parents to college after two days.

I see. So you should
have given him these flowers.

- We won't get this chance again.
- What chance?

Me meeting your parents
and you meeting mine.

You are joking, right?

No. I have no idea when
they'll come to Banaras again.

Please meet them. I beg you.

I am still in the second year.

I couldn't solve an
experiment the other day.

I am not sure about it.
So why involve the parents?

You could at least meet them.

Look, don't sit there.

The boat's off balance.

Let's talk later.
Don't create a scene. Please.

Let's go back and talk. Please.

Why don't you make a video call?

Is the room untidy?

Room? My room is neat and clean.

It doesn't look like a hostel room.
But a five star hotel's room.

It doesn't look like a hostel room.
But a five star hotel's room.

Really?

If it's that clean why
don't you make a video call?

If I make a video call,
it will consume more data.

And how will I listen
to devotional songs

early morning I run out of mobile data?

Mop the place once or twice a week.

Once or two? It gets mopped twice a day.

- I see...
- With disinfected water.

Mummy, you should ask if
I bathe with cold water every day.

I personally put ice cubes in the water.

Take a shower and then I start to study.

Grades go up and down. It's normal.

This is life.

I am coming to see
the life you're living.

- When?
- Tomorrow.

Hurry up. Mothers are coming.

Hurry up. Mothers are coming.

The kitchen should be squeaky clean.

If they see any bugs or roaches,
they'll lecture us on cleanliness.

What are you doing? Move.

This is how you clean.

It's a fact.

Try all you want but if you are
not destined for it you won't have it.

Shubhra hasn't left me for good.

She has just refused
from meeting my parents.

I am not talking about you and Shubhra.

I am talking about my moustache.

I have tried all the home remedies
but I haven't grown a hair yet.

- Greeting, father.
- Thank God you still know to greet.

When I read this letter, I thought

you have forgotten who you
are or which family you belong to.

you have forgotten who you
are or which family you belong to.

Papa, I have just scored less grades.
I haven't killed anyone.

I'll study and score.

Sure. You are the all-knowing

I'm informing you as a formality.

I'll be there with your mom tomorrow.

You need not come to receive us.

Okay.

Bye.

Great. Now that he is coming,

ask what time he is coming.

As he has always caught
us when we are up to no good.

I am scared of your father
more than I am of my father.

Why the hell can I not
grow this damn moustache.

The 'Aloo Puri' at the mess was yummy.

Yes. When mothers are expected
the chefs becomes master chefs.

So let's start the cleaning campaign.

Yes. But let's keep
these bottles in one place.

Let's go.

There is one here.

There is one here as well.

We can't clean randomly.

You know what?

Let's smoke a joint.

Then let's clean from corner to corner

in an organised matter.

Let me.

What are you doing?

It feels tastier than the chef's food.

Now let's do some cleaning.

- Why isn't he opening?
- No idea.

Papa. You were to arrive in the evening.

You would have deleted
these rare sights by then.

And I would be unaware of your reality.

So this is how you study Biology?

Papa, you are misunderstanding.

He works in the system administration.

He works in the system administration.

He removes spams. Works hard.

I get it. I get it all.

Don't forget that I am your daddy.

And you are also a result of biology.

Got it?

Hello. Hello, uncle.

Won't you welcome your dad?

Wow. This quickly?

I mean my father is...

I have done a week's
long work in three hours.

I will charge you twice as much, punk.

Who is going to pay me?

Act well first.

I will. You know what. I used
to act as Ravan in the village plays.

You have to play the good guy here.

Hold on. This Banarasi
product will not work.

What are you doing?

I am not a scientist
to make your father's clone.

Got it? There is bound
to be some difference.

Smile for me.

See. The eyes and eyebrows are matching.

What more do you want?

You are the only one whose
father was so hard to find.

No. Transfer the money.
I won't accept a penny less.

But discount...

Tell me about your father.

- He is a very nice person.
- Okay.

The vibe here is very positive.

- Yes, dad.
- Nice.

Make a point to come here every evening.

- Yes, papa.
- You know what?

Come here and read Hanuman Chalisa.

- Okay, dad.
- You know why I am saying this, right?

Hi, Shubhra.

This is exactly why.

Got it?

Why aren't they opening?

They must be at the class.

They don't attend it during the day.

Do you think they'd
attend it during evenings?

What took you so long to open the door?

Look at him.

Hello.

I woke up early to have breakfast.

So I went back to
sleep for a short while.

Do you see?

It's 8 in the evening.

And what else did you
have with the breakfast?

What is this?

I have no idea.

- Are you doing drugs?
- What is this?

I'll lie... I mean tell.

He knows. He'll tell you.

This is it. Wild basil.

This is it. Wild basil.

I consume it with warm water every day.

- For good health.
- Okay.

Dr. Malti gives every student a bag.

To boost immunity.

Oh. Dr. Malti gives them.

Who sleeps during evenings?

We dozed off cleaning the room.

Cleaning the room?
You are good for nothing.

We will have to do it.

What was that?

Why should you take the trouble?
I'll do it.

- Give it to me.
- Are you up to no good?

- I'll also wash it.
- Yes. We'll wash it together.

Before I thrash you.

Slowly. Slowly.

Slowly? Hurry up. Go.

We'll go slow. Wash fast.

- We'll be right back. Sit.
- Yes, sit.

Do you have blisters on your foot?

Look at the state of the room.

- The second point.
- Yes.

If the VC asks what you do.

If the VC asks what you do.

- I will say I run a dairy.
- Yes.

- Cow's milk for 40 rupees.
- 40.

And buffalo milk for 50.
This is the rate I sell at.

Excellent. The most important point.

Yes, sir.

What if the VC ask why
do I score lesser grades?

- I will tell him
- Yes.

that is he going to be president
by scoring higher grades.

- Awesome.
- Yes, sir.

- Excellent.
- Was that good?

He will ask you this for sure.

Yes, sir. Do call me if
you score lesser grades next year.

Papa, here's some hot Jalebi,
Poori and Sabzi for you.

Did you spend the entire semester
in just growing the moustache?

Like you said.

No moustache is the
sign of a vagrancy So...

Try the Jalebi.

No. I can figure that out

from your grades.

from your grades.

- Tell me something.
- Yes.

How far are you from vagrancy?

- Nice moustache, dude.
- Thank you.

Darling, why don't you let
me keep a moustache like that?

No way.

It will look good on me.

Just look at the campus.

Why is he calling his mother darling?

But it has carbs.

- Excuse me.
- That is how things are in the metros.

He is my boyfriend. Okay?

Papa.

Even at this ripe old age?

You are absolutely right, sir.

Antari, tell your mother.

Dad, let's go eat there.

- It will go cold.
- I don't care.

Hold a minute, brother.
Are you his father?

So why don't you draw
a family tree to explain?

Sir, let me explain.
This is my daughter.

This is her mother. My ex-wife.

And now this is her boyfriend.

This is my wife now.

This is my wife now.

- Got it?
- That's a confusing family.

- It happens.
- It is a family of ifs and buts.

Don't worry.

Hello. Why are you so
interested in our family?

Mind your business.

- Sorry.
- Madam, I am not talking to you.

Okay. So now you are
not even talking to me.

- I am talking to him.
- Calm down.

Calm down. It's fine.
What calm down?

Brother, come to my place.
You will know what a family is.

If someone's your wife
then she is your wife only.

And if someone's your husband
then he is your husband only.

If this is your Jalebi
then only you can eat it.

You cannot eat it.

There is no sharing.

- What is he talking about? Is he...
- Got it?

Leave it. Have this.

Listen, people are swapping wives here.
It is a fraud family.

- It is a fake family.
- Fake?

Uncle, who did you call a fake?

- No. By mistake...
- Wait.

You don't understand
our family so we are fake.

- By mistake he....
- Shall I show you who is fake?

Let me show you who is fake.

Let me show you who is fake.

Papa, you...

Fake.

Let's go, mom, dad.
Come, let's go.

- Dad, come. Mom, come.
- You have disgraced me.

No, Papa.

She ripped your moustache off.
You have disgraced me.

I was participating in a play.

- Papa.
- You had it now.

Okay Pawan.

Pleased to meet you.

- I hope we will meet again.
- Sure.

Son, when will Pawan Mishra call us?

Why is he so impatient?

Papa, please have some patience.

He is a big man.
I'll touch his feet for blessings.

He is elder to him.
Papa, you will not do that.

- He is right.
- I beg you.

- Come. Sir has called you.
- Come.

Shubhra, you are doing very well.

Much better in semi conductive course

than your father who in
fact is a semi-conductor engineer.

Don't say that.

Or I'll have to tell everyone

that you marked 45 as 60 degrees
in the ED finals.

Jokes apart.

Sir, my grade sheet.

Bhatia. He will give you.

And Sanjeev,
you just wait for few minutes.

No, if you want we
can even wait outside.

Oh, no, no. It's too hot.

You just wait here.

I am not done with your 45 degrees.

- We'll have another cup of tea.
- Okay. Okay.

Thank you.

Come, dear.

- Hello, sir.
- Morning.

Hello.

We were wondering if you
could change Nishant's room.

It won't be of any help.

Nishant needs to change his attitude.

Sir, I am fed up of telling him.

If you could talk to him.

Look,

once you clear entrance
often think you need not work hard.

And just have fun.

You will not even realise
that you have wasted four years.

Sir, he was a topper at school.

He is the only one to
clear entrance from our family.

I wonder what's wrong with him now.

Yes, sir.

You'll have to find
out what's wrong with him.

What company offers him a
job in the final year will depend

on the company he chooses
during the college years.

Are you getting my point, Nishant?

Are you?

You have to understand.

Heard what Pawan Mishra say.

Attitude.
You need to change your attitude.

Do you know?

When we would carry you
in our arms to tuck you in

When we would carry you
in our arms to tuck you in

we imagined you'd grow
up to a responsible man.

But no.

We are not that fortunate.

You worked so hard to clear the entrance.

- I am working hard.
- How?

- Hello, aunt. Hello, uncle.
- Hello.

Mom and dad wanted to meet Nishant.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Shubhra shared with us
a poetry of yours. What was it?

Life present and future.

Yes. Life present and future.

You write well.

Thank you, uncle.

We are in the same dramatic society.

Nishant's performance
is pretty impressive.

We would be rid of our worries
if he is impressive in studies too.

Please. Guide him in studies.

Of course. Why not?

I'll get to revise in
helping out a fellow student.

I'll get to revise in
helping out a fellow student.

- Thank you, dear.
- Don't worry.

Shall we?

- Bye.
- God bless.

- Bye.
- Bye.

God bless.

Bye.

Such a gentle girl.

- Akhil.
- Yes, sir?

Is he your real father?

Yes, sir. 100 percent. Real father.

Test my DNA.

- Right? - Hmm.
- I am surprised

that your dad doesn't know your surname.

Surname? Papa doesn't use the surname.

Sir, he has risen well above caste,
creed, religion.

- Isn't it?
- Yes. Creed or caste doesn't matter.

Everyone has to die one day.
Praise the Lord.

Praise the Lord.

You need to go meet mother.

It's important.

Sir. See you.

- Okay, sir. Thank you.
- Bye, sir.

Bye.

Your room is a mess.

Even a dog cleans the place
with his tail before sitting there.

Are you here for the
PTM or a cleanliness drive?

Look at him. For cleanliness.

I know that Pawan Mishra will
not have anything good to say about you.

He has become so uncouth here.

Clean it properly.

They claimed it's a
hotel and not a hostel.

But it is no lesser than hell.

But we do not believe them.

And that's why we are
here to straighten them

It was my sandal.
It was already broken.

I'll slap you. Shut up.

Idiots.

Put the bedspread properly.

Just two minutes.

Hello. Shubhra, you did not tell me

that Pawan Mishra and
your father were batchmates.

Papa told me not to.

He did not want me to
get any special treatment.

You will always get
a special treatment from me.

And thank you for appreciating
me before my parents.

Well, you should thank
me for something else too.

For what?

For saving the PTM meeting

from turning into a
pseudo engagement ceremony.

Yes. I was overthinking.

Welcome. Well, I wore a Bindi today.

To create a good impression
on your parents. Did you see?

Bindi? I didn't notice.

- You didn't. Okay bye.
- No. I did.

I was kidding.

You were looking very pretty.

Okay bye.

Bye.

Mohit, turn off your alarm.

It's not the alarm.
Your mom is calling. Here.

Hello.

Good morning.

Hmm. It's 1 o'clock.
You are still sleeping.

I studied all night.

- So I am taking a nap.
- I see.

Did you clean the room?

You left a month ago.

You are still asking the same question.

Leave it.

Do you remember the wild basil?

The wild basil.

I can't see it. It is missing.

I can't see it. It is missing.

It is missing because I took it.

I add it your father's tea every day.

He keeps laughing all the time.

He is in high spirits all the time.

Do you really add it to father's tea?

Yes. I am thinking
of consuming it myself.

Do not have it. You will go crazy.

- What do you mean?
- I am going for a shower. Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye.

What the hell. It was Upma yesterday.
It's Upma today as well.

And Pandey,
it will be Upma tomorrow as well.

This is bullying.

Let's go to Scindia Ghat
and gorge on some Kachoris.

- Best idea.
- No.

It is too oily. Bad for my throat.
I have a concert today.

- Understand.
- Even I have my trials.

And I can't be as fit as you.

Yes. So?

Buddy, I want to have Kachoris.

- Let's go to Scindia Ghat.
- Yes. - Cool.

- See you.
- See you.

Chef, here's your lousy Upma.

Come on.

Akhil's gone. Who is going to pay?

I have a lot of money. Let me see.

I have a lot of money. Let me see.

We'll have 100 at least.

100 is nothing.

You mind your business.

Do not act smart.

Leave it.

He is rich now.

I have been pissed
off at him since last year.

Should I put him in his place?

Yes. Same.

All I mean to say is
that we need to think big.

So 200 at least.

Hey, did we ask you?

Did we? No, right?

200 million dollars, Charles.

Arpit, Am I audible?

- Are you there?
- Cool. Yeah I am okay with it.

- 200 million.
- Just connect me with the client.

- I'll let you know.
- Dollar.

Cool. Yeah.

His project has grown.

The party he threw at the terrace.

It's terrace for us.

It must be basement for him.

And there is noise in the college

that he rejected an
offer of 50 million dollars.

He gave us the offer
to join his company.

Yes, he did.

But we acted smart and rejected it.

Remember?

Tell me something.
How many zeroes does 200 million have?

2...

- 1000. 10,000. 100000.
- We will have to count.

Arpit is no big shot.

Rumour has it that a million
dollar idea occurred to him

on a boat at sunset.

So let's go to the bank
today after Natarajan's class.

Four plates kachoris please.

- Hello, aunt.
- Pay first.

We have just 50.

Do not embarrass me every time.

Do not embarrass me every time.

You act so lowly
though you all are All-India Rankers.

Sorry.

Look, what's written there.

No more credit. I have taken a loan.

Come on. We'll pay it sooner or later.

We also eat at your shop.

Okay. I'll give this time.
But don't do this again.

Yes.

Natarajan takes such long classes.

Missed the sunset because of him.

- Seriously.
- A great idea has occurred to me.

Why don't we develop a app

which sets off an alarm in
our phone half an hour before sunset?

No one's ever going to miss the sunset.

- No one at all?
- No.

Pandey, I am seriously tired
of your stupid start up ideas.

Seriously.

I mean Arpit had a good idea.

So he could source funds.

But you guys are still
stuck at the same point.

Let's go. So that we make
it for the Aarti at least.

Let's go. So that we make
it for the Aarti at least.

We can discuss this later.

- Yes..
- Let's go.

No more stupid start up ideas.

Hold on.

Push.

How much?

500.

- Huh? 500?
- Yes.

No one charges 500
for this small a trip.

Not even the ticket to
Prayag Raj costs that much.

You know what. Here's 250.

Prasad, you give him 250.

250 will not do.

Do you see how costly petrol is?

It runs on petrol, right?

It's not like you carried
us on your shoulders.

Here. Give him.

Well done.

You never bargain at
the pizza or burger shops.

But you bargain with
poor people like us.

Well done.

Don't get all emotional.

You know what? Here's 50 rupees extra.

Here. Take it.

- Keep it.
- Keep it.

- Go. - Thank you.
- Let's go.

- Praise the Lord.
- Come.

The monsoons will start shortly.

I will be out of work for three months.

I have to survive for three
months on the money I earn this month.

Don't give my due if you want to.
Good luck.

I never nag for such money.

Start the engine.

May you have a good day.

Mister.

Hot food.

- Have some.
- No. It's fine.

Brother, have some.

You are young people. You should eat.

Have some.

I will not charge you extra for it. Eat.

How much?

It's just 10 rupees per plate.

My shop's not in the
mall for me to charge 200.

I just try to make homely food.

Did you like it? Was it alright?

Do you think these stars know about us?

Orion. Hercules.

Maybe not.

I don't think so either.

Still they have been making

our nights brighter since ages.

By shining.

By shining.

May I say something?

Sure.

Hope you won't be angry.

Why would I be angry?

- This is about the start up.
- Nishant.

Listen.

Fine.

What happened today at the banks.

Bhiku, the boatman. The snack seller.

People nag even if they
have to give them 50 rupees.

I was wondering.

What if I can get them their right?

What if I start a start
up with a pure heart?

Whether it works or not.

If it is useful to Banaras.

Banaras has made me a human being.

This is the least I can do.

You know what?

It feels like the
Nishant of old is back.

You mean you can take on
a tour of Banaras with this app

like I did in the first year.

You can tour the Ghats
without the app too.

Why would anyone
book it through our app?

- He has a point.
- Keep quiet, Akhil.

Nishant has come up with a good idea.

And you are being pessimistic.

Be a little positive.

Continue, Nishant.

His question is valid.

Look, if the people take the tourist
on a tour of Banaras in Banarasi style

then people would be interested
and also pay through the app.

You nag with the rickshaw
driver for 10 rupees.

You nag with the rickshaw
driver for 10 rupees.

But on the app, you pay
what it shows while booking a cab.

Right.

But the entire course is left.
And so much of extra hard work.

Will it be worth it?

Buddy, I hated Banaras
and room number 116.

You befriended me with Banaras.

And then I started liking
Banaras and room number 116 is...

Bro, I am in. Anyone else?

- I am in too.
- Me too.

You are in too.

- Raise your long arm.
- I am in.

We just need to find a coder.

Do you have anyone in mind?

- How much for it?
- It is made from charcoal.

I can give it for 2500.

I can give it for 2500.

And the village one?

It is made from water colour.
You can take it for 1600.

really? No. It is too costly.

And the small one?

Take it for 800.

What? 800?

My ten month old son
makes better painting than it.

And he doesn't even
know how to hold a pencil.

You are trying to rip me off.

- Do you even know what art is?
- Let it be.

- Go.
- Chuck it.

Bro, we are developing an app.

Once it is ready,
you will get a great price.

But for now, I am buying your paintings.

Hold on to your horses.

If you really want to help

then help develop the app.

Let's go.

You have so much money.

So why didn't you buy
me a Kachori that day?

The idea is excellent.

The idea is excellent.

Should we discuss equity?

Go on. What's your offer?

1..2...3...4...5

- Equity should be equal.
- 20 percent.

50 percent.

I'll take 50 percent.

Bro, 50 percent equity
doesn't suit his lousy face.

Son, we got this idea. It is our idea.

Right? So why should
we give you such a big share?

Do you remember last
year's start up competition?

What did we say?

- What?
- We are better off without you.

So it deserves a little extra.

We have decided to make the app.

So we will wake it with or without you.

Yes.

You will make the app? Fine. Make it.

Watch my videos on Qtube.

Coding for dummies.

Best of luck.

- 5 percent...
- Get out of here.

Qtube my foot.

Had we paid attention
during the programming lectures

we would not have so much problem.

We can still do it.

If we can crack the entrance
then we can learn coding too

if we study it for a few days, right?

We are India's top brains.

We?

Let's give it a try.

Let's give it a try.

Pandey, get the best book
on coding from the library.

We will study it tonight.

And let's watch videos on Qtube now.

We can make the app.

Yes. We can watch videos on Qtube.
But not his.

We'll dislike his videos first.

We will not dislike. We will report him.

Once the app is ready.

- But we are doing it.
- Yes.

- We can make it.
- We can do this.

Holy crap. Is it ready?

Show. Show.

Play it.

It is working?

It means the app is up and ready.

Are you nuts?

This is just the home page.

See. It has crashed.

Nishant, we can't do this.

You know what?
Let's seek help from Shubhra and Antari.

- Yes.
- They will help us out.

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

Should I break it, Antari?

What break it?

- Shut up.
- Sorry.

Relax.

It is not happening.

- One second.
- Try again.

- One second.
- Try again.

Bro, we did not attend
the programming lectures.

But why can't they do it?

- I don't know.
- Pull this line down.

- Now what do I do with it?
- Just a second.

Shall I return it?

- It costs a good 60 rupees.
- My God.

You know what? Go return it.

- No.
- Listen, why are you staring?

Look somewhere else.
Don't give stress.

- Look over there.
- I want to look at the tree.

- I am the tree.
- Come on, Shubhra.

Yes, you are a tree.

- Coconut.
- Wow!

- Pandey.
- Yes?

Break the coconut.

- Is it ready?
- Yayy.

Bro, these costumers will show you...

Then you just have to
ferry them from here to there.

And the money you make
from it will be yours.

Isn't it a good deal?

Take this.

Take this. Take this.

Banaras Lanes. Our app. Do download it.

- Great.
- It's very easy.

As soon as you receive a booking

you will receive
a message on your phone.

- Got it?
- Yes.

Now here's the brochure.

- Keep rowing. How is it?
- Excellent.

Isn't it?

We will have to find an easy target.
This is not...

Bro, foreigners.
Our app will go international.

- Professional. Be professional.
- Yes.

- Hello.
- Namaste.

Myself Mohit and this is our app.

Explore the holy Banaras with us.

What do you want to say? Tell me.

Is she cussing us?

Just download the app and forward.

And call us.

Har Har Mahadev.

Har Har Mahadev.

Nishant, you do not call these days.

Speak to your mom too.

Yes. How is mummy?
How are you?

No issues.
It's a good thing you are busy.

You will do something
good if you are busy.

Yes. Yes, papa.

Bro, how many downloads?

Teach us too.

I am sure they are many.

- Tell me.
- Hello.

What's the update?

Not even one.

- What?
- Check the bookings.

Not possible. Check again.

Yes.

There are 6 people on the app.

- Didn't I tell you?
- It is our hard work.

Mohit and mine.

Today it's 6.
Then we'll grow to 600 and then to 6000.

- Congratulations.
- Vision.

Hold on.

Pandey, close the app on your phone.

- What happened?
- Do it.

5.

Let me close it. Hold on.

4.

- 1...
- Huh?

Just one.

Guys, those three were us.

Bye.

Give me the stone.

What's there to be so sad?

You know. I am really proud of you.

It feels like the
Nishant of old is back.

And Pandey of old too, right?

Actually I like this
newer version better.

Really?

You tried so hard.
So what if it didn't work out.

Remember the poem you wrote.

I don't want to build sand castles.

I just want to leave
behind my tiny footprints.

Remember?

You tried your best from the heart.

You tried your best from the heart.

That's all that matters.

Har Har Mahadev!

See this.

- What happened?
- See. See.

Check it on your phones.

Check.

15 people logged into the app today.

And 5 have booked tours
through Banaras Lanes.

Bro.

I told you.

Remember Hercules and Orion?

Praise the Lord.

Will you ferry us to Asi?

Sure. But the charge will be 500.

The fare is 200.
And you are demanding 500?

The fare is 200.
And you are demanding 500?

Looks like he likes to sit idle.

- Good for you.
- Papa, look our boat.

What do you mean by our boat?

Now I accept bookings through an app.

Since when?

I have even received an advance
payment of 800 rupees. Got it?

- Please come.
- Come on. Come on.

Let me take you on a
full on tour of the Ganges.

Come.

- Yes.
- Yes.

We did it.

Here's your Puri Sabzi.

Have you also booked through the app?

Do not forget to rate
it on the Banaras app.

- Absolutely.
- What will be your rating?

5 stars.

Say it. Har Har Mahadev.

- I'll frame it in the house.
- They look so happy.

We will be entrepreneurs now.

- Amazing.
- See.

- Amazing.
- See.

Come. Let's have some Golgappas.

This is awesome. Our users are happy.

Bro, what should you
do if you have 15 users?

Let's drop out.

- Let's become entrepreneurs.
- Rascal.

I'll hire all of you.

- Yes...
- I want an 8 figure salary.

- Are you going to sell Paan?
- No, Bhang.

- Right.
- We will collaborate.

Today's chapter is over.

Next chapter for the next class.

- Thank you so much, sir.
- Thank you, sir.

- Shall we go?
- Listen,

we don't have any
lectures in the later half

Shall we go to Sarnath?

I'll pack some fritters,
and we can have ice cream at Gaylord.

No, I've got to solve some assignments.

You always copy my assignments
an hour before the deadline.

But fine, if you want to solve it today.

You lecture me when I don't study,

and now when I am trying to
study seriously, you have a problem.

What's with your tone?

What's wrong with it?

It's okay if you don't want to come,
but that's no reason to yell.

It's okay if you don't want to come,
but that's no reason to yell.

Why are you picking up a fight?

Fine.

We won't go.

Hey Shubhra.

Listen.

What's wrong with you, bro?

- Hey bro.
- Crazy guy.

Sober up.

Are you fine?

Suddenly, you're showing her attitude.

I was just putting on an act.

Valentine's Day is coming up.

My surprise will work
wonders on a furious Shubra.

Oh, so for your selfless love,
you celebrate stupid Valentine Day too.

Of course, we do.

In fact, I'm doing
extra work for a company.

I'll get a stipend of Rs. 10,000.

I'll buy something nice for Shubhra.

Thank you.

You know,

the big one is me and
the small chubby one is you.

- And when I'll have a headache.
- Yes.

If you kiss on it,
and my headache will vanish.

Okay, let me try.

Hold this.

Hey Mr. Doctor.

I have a big boil in my rear.

Does your clinic have a cure for it?

Look, it's here.

I am showing,

as I want to get kissed
at your newly opened clinic.

Come, kiss me. So that I can healed.

I'll get cured and also
save my surgery money. Isn't it?

Am I right or not?

Am I not, right?

Bloody wasting parent's money.

Come here, don't move.

Aren't you guys in the first year?

And you are learning
homeopathy in the first year.

Not homeopathy, but kissing- pathy.

Not homeopathy, but kissing- pathy.

Get lost before I lose my mind.

Get lost before I tear the teddy apart.

Hey Mohit, come back.

I'm going crazy.

They kiss and heal the ass.

Hey get a cold drink, not tea.

He is fuming. Sit down.

Oh no. Relax please.

I'll play the guitar for you.

My ass has busted,
yet you want to play the guitar!

Look here.

Couples are everywhere.

Why are you irritated on petty things?

Don't overdo, Mohit.

Bro, I can only talk
to tele caller females.

But look around here.
Even losers have chicks.

Listen to her giggles.

Obviously, I will fume.

Listen, even I'm envious.

That too twice more than you.

That too twice more than you.

But I don't bully young kids.

What else can I do apart from yelling?

I am so desperate that,
yesterday when I had been to the mess.

Someone called okra as ladyfinger.

And I got turned on.

I have stopped so low.

And if.

We don't have a girlfriend
after clearing the entrance, then shame on us.

Yes, it's shameful.

You are cribbing a lot.

Do one thing.

Learn the guitar from me.

Join my band dude.

There will be a queue of girls.

Trust me.

Hey tell me, what do you think?

Will Antari give me a
gift on Valentine Day or not?

Loser, you won't get anything.

Bro, don't be jealous.
Why won't she give?

Do you know what an RAC means?

What's that?

Neither confirmed nor waiting.

Boys like you are RAC
for girls like Antari.

Listen bro, the day...

her ticket gets confirmed
in another train.

She will tear the RAC
and jump into the next journey.

Stop it. You can't fool me, okay.

- Oh, is it?
- I got fooled last time,

and sent Antari the video message.

Thus, had a break up.

Anyways whatever, she loves me a lot.

She will give me a gift, okay.

Hope so.

What?

What was the hurry?

No, nothing urgent.

Just called you.

Why did you send 4 bad GIF's,
puppy face, folded hands,

and 4 times please?

Oh, that.

Just generally felt like meeting you.

Okay.

The couples are in a festive mood.

Which festival?

Isn't it nice?

Tomorrow is Valentine Day.

Oh, please,
I am not into all these things.

Do you have a cigarette?

Obviously not, what about lighter?

- Yes, I have.
- Let's go.

Connect me to Pooja.

As I get my phone
recharged only from her.

Please connect it to her.

Only the next available caller
at the call center will attend to you.

Why don't you get it?

I don't want to talk to you,
then why are you advising?

Please don't be rude, sir.

Rude! You're saying I'm rude?

I haven't even started, and if I do.

The call center which you have opened,

I'll barge in and your ass...

Hello.

Disconnected my call.

Try again.

Yeah, let me try again.

Yeah, let me try again.

I don't believe in it too.

Valentine Day is just
the fuss of the west.

We are too cool. Isn't it?

Just a fuss?

I mean useless things.

Hug day, rose day... what all days!

Good.

We both are on the same page.

Isn't it?

Yes, so I haven't planned
any surprise for you.

Nishant is planning
something for Shubhra.

Love birds.
Don't expect anything from me.

Anyways all this valentine...

Oh shit.

I've left the geyser on.

I'll see you, bye.

Yeah, why should I even expect from you?

I'm just an RAC,

not a confirmed ticket. Bloody hell.

Just a day before Valentine,
why do you hide all the girls?

If I wish to talk to a girl,
Suppose I wish to talk with my Poo.

Hello.

Disconnected again.

What's happening?

Why are you staring?

Do you want to help? Please do.

Call her.

Staring away!

- I left the geyser on for an hour.
- Will you come out with me?

- What?
- Come out.

Go with Nishanth, I have lot of work.

I don't want to go.

Why will I go out with Nishant?

I don't want to go.

Don't I have any other friend?

Do I always spend time with him?

- Bro.
- I don't want to go with him at all.

Hey chill.
How can anyone be upset with Nishant?

He is planning a surprise for you...

What?

I didn't say anything.

No, you said... for me...

Pandey told you, right?

No. Tell me the entire thing.

No. Tell me the entire thing.

I want to know it right now.
Give me all the details.

Pandey said,
Nishant is planning a surprise for you.

He is also doing some other projects.

Because he has been burning
midnight oil for you.

Just for you.

Just for you.

Okay.

Right.

That means...

Just watch...

I'll do something for Nishant,
that will take his breath away.

I don't know.

I want to do something
out of the world for him.

Out of the world.

Go down on him.

Shut up. Switch off the geyser.

- This is why you are here. Right?
- Hey.

I'm going to the market.

To buy something special.

Okay, bye.

All the best.

How are you?

How are you, hottie?

Aren't you All-India Rank 5174?

Let me reply.

Touching me!

She is touching me.

Don't write like this, please.

It's so much fun,
I might do something wrong.

Hello, Nishant.

Hi, Shubhra.

Hi.

Are you upset?

Upset...

Upset...

with you?

Not at all.

Why?

You were not picking up calls.

Anyways, meet you in the evening.

Yeah, let's meet.

- Meet you in the evening, okay.
- That's what I said.

- Yeah, okay. Bye.
- Hey listen.

Hello.

Yes, Shubhra.

I am doomed today.

I've scoured the entire
market for 2 days.

But couldn't find anything for Nishant.

I am meeting him in the evening.

I told you, just go down on him.

Shut up.

I even searched the book store.

And checked the handmade store too.

I don't have time to make something.

Please suggest other ideas.

Is French kiss a good option?

You! Hang up. Bye.

You can just be peaceful.

Open the door, Mohit.

Wait, I'm coming.

Hey open the door.
What nonsense is this?

I'm submitting an important assignment,
try to understand.

Why have you shut the door?

Hey I want to change my clothes,
please step out for some time.

But why are you shy
to change in front of me?

I have a boil in the odd place,
I can't show you. Go out.

Show me the boil.

In my private part.
You can't see, go out.

Come on, go out.

Why don't you change in the corner?

- Go out, I'll call you back soon.
- Why are you forcing me?

I'll call you back in a few minutes.

Hey Mohit. Open the door.

Happy Valentine's Day, darling.

Happy Valentine's Day, darling.

Are you online, love?

What nonsense is this? Open the door.

Mohit, I've left my phone inside.
Please give it to me.

I'm expecting mom's call.

I'm supposed to receive
an urgent call from mom.

Give back my phone, then I'll go away.

Mohit.

Prasad.

Open the door.

Prasad, open the door.

Open the door. I will not spare you.

Open the door.

Open the door.

So, you think, I'm supposed to
play with these dolls and teddy bears?

Because I'm a girl, right?

It's valentine day today.

So what, you could have
thought something else.

I hate you your patriarchal thinking.

Why this makeup stuff?

You guys really think
we have to make it up for you,

with this lipstick and mascara.

Like seriously.

It's a gift. These are good gifts.

Yeah, you think I'm supposed
to be cute like a doll,

be an object, right?

Give me a break.

Take it away. I don't need it.

Bro, love is a big scam.

Scam.

Yes bro, just fussing
about the western culture.

No wonder arrange marriages
is prevalent in my society.

No wonder arrange marriages
is prevalent in my society.

Even in mine too.

Rose is just to gift;

you are much prettier than the rose.

Hey, go away.

Don't you guys get it?

Get lost.

And why are you'll still here?
Do I have to send you off?

I didn't know,
it was a surprised proposal.

Yeah, you look extremely surprised.

You have worn a red
T-shirt on Valentine's Day.

Wonder what's wrong with the globe?

Are you waiting for someone too?

Mohit. I wanted to
talk something personal.

Come aside.

No, I just remembered something urgent.

Where are you going?

- I said, I recollected something.
- I want to talk.

I'm going to the library.

Hey Mohit. Mohit.

Wait, or else I'll
throw the slippers at you.

Stop.

Hey Mohit, what's this drama?

And why are you showing me attitude?

Don't forget my name is Prasad.

We have studied together
from kindergarten.

I know you have holes in your briefs,
as I am the one to dry it.

As you can't reach the clothes line.

Am I supposed to apologize to you?

No, I won't say sorry.

Do you think you're my lover?

What?

What took you so much time?

You asked me to be ready
in such a short notice.

It will take some time.

Okay, let's go now.

But where are we going?

We are going somewhere.

We are going somewhere.

Why do you ask so many questions?

And why were you
not picking up my phone?

- Actually...
- let's go.

Okay fine...sorry.

Sorry.

Fine, now let's end the matter, Mohit.

Look, I didn't want to
spoil your mental state, okay.

You were so depressed as
you didn't have a girlfriend.

I swear, I couldn't see your pain.

Do you get it?

And it's Valentine Day today.

You are my valentine, Mohit.

You are all that I have.

What else could I have done?

Again, you started.

I didn't mean that.

I just wanted you to
be happy on Valentine's Day.

I just wanted you to
be happy on Valentine's Day.

I changed my gender for your happiness.

And chatted as a girl.

Just to make you happy.

Your happiness makes me happy.

Listen Mohit,
you may be an idiot, uncouth,

or maybe not.

But I can't see you unhappy.

You're like a brother to me.

You are my bro too.

But. Wait a minute.

Don't reveal anyone that
you chatted with me as a girl.

I have already told everyone
that I've a girlfriend.

No, I won't ever say that.
I swear on you, Mohit.

And please continue
chatting for a few days.

I mean, to evade suspicion.

Okay fine. Let's go to Assi Ghat.

- Get back to your elements.
- Let's have some snacks.

- Get back to your elements.
- Let's have some snacks.

Let's go.

Say something.

What do I say?

You speak, I'll hear.

What can the RAC guy say?

RAC? What RAC?

Nothing. You tell me.

Okay.

This is so embarrassing.
Okay Antari you got this.

Pandey, I know I
pretend to be very cool.

But I've got you a gift.

And not because Nishant
was doing it for Shubhra.

Because I wanted to.

Because I wanted to.

Because you make me very happy.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Don't look at me, look there.

Oh wow, it's wonderful.

I haven't drawn it.
I am not so talented.

I got it made from an artist.

I had particularly specified the
artist to make you look very handsome.

You are handsome.

Thank you.

It's very pretty.

Hey why are you trembling?

Chill. Cut it.

Look, I can't keep
acting surprised anymore.

I knew you went to buy gifts for me.

And I know the surprise
is inside the cake. Okay.

You think you know?

I dare you. Cut it.

Okay.

Is it something metal?

I've studied metallurgy.

- Is it a watch?
- No.

- Nail cutter.
- No.

Bottle opener.

No.

Nishant.

Nail cutter!

Bottle opener!

These anklets are very pretty.

It will enhance my dances.

I knew, you will need them
for your dance competition.

So, I got them.

I would have recited
poems if it was any other day.

I would have recited
poems if it was any other day.

But today I don't have words.

I know.

You are so unpredictable.

I really love you.

I love you.

Can I say something?

You look very beautiful today.

Nishanth I just praised
you... you are too much!

No, let it be.

Honestly, I mean it.

Where are you going?

I don't want to meet you.

You will get lost.

No.

Not Valentine, it's a fort.

That's your fort and this is mine.

It's done now.

Keep this in the middle.

Give a nice shape to it.

Mine is bigger than yours.

Now let's make the hair.

Should we click a selfie?

Yeah? Look at this.

Have you ever seen such
strange love stories in one place?

Have you ever seen such
strange love stories in one place?

No, too much love in one frame.

Picture perfect.

Yeah.

An unconditional self-less love.

A modern vibrant colorful love.

And a pure bromance.

What about us?

We are like a nice virgin mojito.

You are the virgin, I'm the mojito.

How do you know that I am virgin?

Looking at your face.

Shut up.

Look at us.

Never had a female travelling
with us even in a rickshaw.

And look at him.

He's tripling it and that too with too hot chicks.

Show me.

Money makes everything possible, bro.

Home sweet home in the ocean. Wow.

But Buddy.

Can money bring the ocean to Banaras?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

It’s Mauritius, not Banaras.

No wonder the water is so blue.

After the college fest last year, Ullaas

he flew to Mauritius for a holiday.

But Buddy, last year's
fest was absolutely explosive.

But Buddy, last year's
fest was absolutely explosive.

I must admit.

And according to me,

Pawan Mishra must have
given him a life personally.

Balls.

That idiot Pawan went nowhere.

He syphoned the funds for the fest,

and went holidaying in Mauritius.

Bro…

That’s the difference,

being the son of an officer
in the electricity department,

and the son of a stock broker.

These middle-class parents,

never teach their kids
the right way to make money.

In fact, they train them
pretty well in slogging all day.

Mohit.

Bro, we’ll break this tradition.

We will break this tradition.

Now a middle-class
boy will fly to Mauritius,

and bask under the sun like a lion,
and not slog all day like a donkey.

What do you mean?

This year we’ll together
organise the college fest.

And we’ll be called the wolves of Engineering.

And we’ll be called the wolves of Engineering.

Wait a minute.

What are we trying to become?

A lion, wolf, donkey or horse.

I never even mentioned a horse.

What exactly do we have to be?

We’ll walk like lions,

but we’ll be called wolves.

Get it.

Let me translate that
into English for you.

Wolves of Engineering.

- Great idea.
- Don’t tell anyone.

Yeah, great.

Let’s get to work from tomorrow, bro.

I’ll get on it from today.

Which game is he playing?

Brother Madhav.

We can easily get small
and mid-level sponsors. Right.

But they behave like such cheapskates
when it comes to giving money.

Is the Indian government stopping
you from getting bigger sponsors?

Yes, but we came
here to talk about that.

So, if we can get some advice…

I perfectly know what you
came here to talk about, son.

So a word of advice.

This is no child’s play.

If an intelligent, smart--

- Wise…
- Wise,

knowledgeable older brother
like you can guide kids like us.

Then maybe we can build
a reputation as well.

Maharaj bro…
Madhav’s idea is full of risks.

The shortcut to becoming
rich in life is full of risks.

No, bro. I do not approve of this.

You are fucking coward.

Tell me something.

Did Ratanji make it
big without taking risks?

What?

Ratan runs a corner
shop outside the gate.

I am talking about Ratan Tata.

Elon, and Steve,
they all took risks in their life.

That’s why they are on the next level.

Look, Mohit. From life until death,

every second,
every minute is full of risks.

Understood.

Bravo. You have enlightened me.

You are right.

This righteous method to make
it rich with the college fest money,

I'll support you all the way.

Okay.

And how much is this event
going to cost our company?

Not much, sir.
I am only asking for 50,000.

Yes. 50,000 rupees--

Hello. Yes.

He said it wrong.

He meant 500,000 rupees.

He left out one zero mistakenly.

Yes. 500,000.

But I won’t make any mistakes.

Seems like you guys have
no idea how to organise an event.

We cannot sponsor it. Sorry.

Hello…

Is that the way to talk,
to the company’s marketing head?

Have you lost your mind?

You’re not asking for fritters.

We are calling them for sponsorship.

Show some confidence.

Talk to them with confidence.

Where do I get this confidence?

This is the eighth one…

The eight marketing heads
who refused sponsorship.

This is not acceptable.

- I don’t think we can--
- Let me show you.

Let me show you how it’s done.

Let me call the ninth one and show you.

- Hello.
- This is Prasad calling from Ullaas Team.

Actually,
we are calling for sponsorship--

Hello.

He hung up.

The language you were
using to ask for sponsorship,

is how college boys borrow money.

Idiot Pandey. Hold this.

Here.

You show me the right
way to get sponsors.

Bro…If I knew how it’s done,

I wouldn’t be owing
486 rupees to the canteen.

Here you go.

But you should know the corporate
language to speak to them.

In our country, we should know
only one language to get money. English.

So shall we join an
The english-speaking course first?

No.

First, first get hold of a guy,

who can speak English with confidence.

No, guys. Not my scene.

You can do it, Antari.
Give it a try.

Remember, how you yelled
at that cafe manager in English,

for charging us service tax.

He gave us free brownies with our money.

This is similar.

But service charge and
sponsorship are worlds apart.

Ask someone else to do it, guys, please.

Ask someone else to do it, guys, please.

- Antari.
- Please, Antari. Say yes.

I will get a good budget to buy a separate microphone.

That Sudarshan spits on the microphone.

I don't want to share with him.

Understand.

Spits.

And you just need to
fix a meeting on the phone.

Shubra will do the rest.

I am very busy, Nishant.

And, how can I do it all alone?

Why do you think you are alone?

We are both partners in crime.

I see.

Nishant.

Maharaj bro.

What is the opposite of convincing?

Dis-convincing.

You have dis-convincing power.

Five whole days, sir.

Madam, bro.

- No one ever checks out our website.
- Hello.

Sir, do you know how many
people visit our homepage every day?

- I can guess maybe anywhere…
- 44? 18…

500 to 1000. ??

- Many people.
- Okay.

The answer is many people.

I promise you, that we will
ensure there is enough regeneration,

I promise you, that we will
ensure there is enough regeneration,

for you to have an effective
increase in your sales results.

And anyway, sir, all our students
are social media influencers.

So basically, we’re giving
you once in a lifetime opportunity,

of sponsoring Asia’s
largest festival of people,

who are always on their phones?

That’s really impressive.

Okay, we will consider your proposal.

??

We’ll share all the details,

and an official invitation via email,
for the event very soon.

We can definitely promise you
visibility, visibility, visibility.

Thank you.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Thank you, sir.

Maharaj.

Ullaas has never seen this kind
of money in his account in his life.

Amazing.

So…what are you going
to do with this kind of money?

Sir…

Sir, we want to make this fest a hit,

so Prasad and Mohit’s
names will go down in history.

But, only three weeks for the fest.

So without any further due,
let’s begin with the preparations.

You see, all the models of the pageants…

Miss Universe,
Miss World, Miss Femina, Miss India.

They are in touch with our agency.

These boys give better than Z-security.

Are you serious?

We'll need 50% payment in advance.

Here’s a blank cheque.
And it’s signed as well.

Now you can fill in any
amount you like as advance.

But…not more than five digits.

Anjali, please note down
that I need the 30 feet ramp over here.

Three spotlights.

Look at the budget.

- I don’t think it will fit.
- Yeah.

Think before you speak.
Excuse me, ma’am.

It’s over our budget.

Just focus on the glamour.

Just focus on the glamour.

- Fine.
- Thank you.

We have a lot of budget.

We’ll need 10-12 kilos
of chicken lollypops too.

What chicken lollypop.

I’ll get you guys chicken 65.

We only eat Chinese for lunch.

Done, sir.

Then it's a done from us too.

This afternoon reminds
me of another poem.

Indian, continental and…

- What was it? Lebanese.
- Lebanese.

- Keep that on the left.
- Okay.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

My hands are dirty.

Looking at all the preparations,

I can definitely assure you.

This year's fest will
be better than last year, bro.

Absolutely.

But last year’s fest was the
best in the history of this college.

Who was the mastermind behind it?

Madhav.

Mohit’s made it this far
following in Madhav’s footsteps.

- Absolutely.
- The apple of my eye.

- Mohit. Prasad.
- Stay away.

Back taking teacher’s blessings.

That teacher has led us into trouble.

What happened?

We invested 500,000 from the
college fest in the share market.

And it reduced.

Are you guys out of your mind?

Reduced to half.

Sorry, that’s 2500.

- Madhav told us--
- Madhav’s father is a broker.

When we were learning to ride a cycle,

his father was giving
him tips on the stock market.

His father gives all the tips.

You guys don’t know what tip means.

We had so many plans.

- We'll go to Mauritius.
- After this idiotic move,

the only place you’ll be
going is Tihar and Arthur Road.

Rascals.

Idiot.

Isn’t he talking about jail?

Maharaj bro, I cannot go to jail.

Please save me from this situation buddy.

Bro, we cannot help you.

Bro, we cannot help you.

You didn’t ask us before
investing money in the stock market.

So you guys deal with the consequences.

Yes.

Nishant.

Where are you guys going?

- Wait.

You guys are such traitors
and not friends. ??

How can you desert us?

Who is going to save us now Maharaj bro?

I don’t want to go to jail.

Mohit. Prasad.

This is where the
fest is starting, right.

Yes…

Of course, sir.
Of course.

Yes

Then why is there
a delay in arrangements?

Well, sir…we’ve set the
bar pretty high for the fest.

Yes. So it’s too high.

So the pressure is also very high.

- Yes.
- Cannot handle it.

Then handle the goddamn pressure.

The tents haven’t been put up,
and sound hasn’t been tested.

Nor do I see the lights.

I feel…this year you are going
to destroy the college’s reputation.

How can we destroy
the college’s reputation?

You know what…why don’t you show up?
Tell him something bro

- Yes.
- Please show up when the fest is starting.

This is a VIP pass, sir.

- Keep two. Bring madam along as well.
- Yes.

In fact, keep three more.
Bring your children along.

You better be ready.

Thank you, sir.

Mister, what are you doing?

Sweeping here, spitting there.

What’s the point?

What happened to the tents?

You want an advance.

Wait, I am coming.
The tents…

Bro, why did you stop?

What happened? Tell me?

Mohit, the situation
is out of our hands.

- Why?
- Artists have cancelled on us.

And sponsors know
about the cancellation.

What?

What now?

What?

Soon we’ll be jailed for fraud.

- Oh no.
- We are in trouble.

The crowd will start coming soon.

We put it on the front page
of Banaras Times about the Fest.

Bro we can't cancel the fest.

Sir, is the fest going to be cancelled?

Focus on your job.

Trying to be a wise guy.

What do we do now?

Come on. Let’s see.

Maharaj bro. We can do one thing.

Let's run away to the
jungles of Tamil Nadu.

And settle down there like Veerappan.

Running away is useless, Mohit.

Sooner or later we’ll get caught.

And when we do, we’ll get a thrashing.

Shruti come in for Vihaan.

Go for Shruti.

The crowd has started gathering outside.

The crowd has started gathering outside.

Are we good to go?

Yes, we’ll be starting--

I think the crowd’s
started coming, Maharaj.

What do we do now?

We should run away.

I’ve heard that the jungles
of South Africa are pretty big.

Let’s go there.

That’s a good idea.

Why go to Tamil Nadu?

They will arrest us from there.

I think we should go to South Africa.

- HODs and All my dearest friends
- Wait a second.

- Warm greetings to all of you and Namastey

- “Welcome to Ullaas"
- Doesn’t that sound like Antari?

Yes. That is Antari.

Let’s go.

…I am extremely privileged,

to be given the opportunity
to kickstart our college fest.

The sun had set.

I quietly sat on the
steps of the riverbank.

I didn’t have much to say.

So I kept staring at the Ganga.

She seemed sad today.

Maybe because I was sad.

The Ganga appears the way we are.

The Ganga appears the way we are.

Sad for those grieving,

tired to those who are exhausted.

Happy to those who look jolly.

And deceptive for those deceptive.

There were several names
associated with the river Ganga.

Just like the way
we are connected to her.

So that was a small skit
from our Institute's dramatic society.

Ganga!

You can register yourselves
at the front desk,

to give any contribution
to the clean Ganga mission.

Thank you.

What kind of organisers are you two?

Disappeared with your
phones switched off.

But last night you
two refused to help us.

We did.

But then we thought the
fest cannot be cancelled.

But then we thought the
fest cannot be cancelled.

So we must do something.

So we all came up with something.

But Maharaj bro,
how will you pull off this fest,

when all the coordinators backed out.

The coordinators backed out,
but we didn’t.

Akhil, Pandey, Antari, Shubhra, Pablo.

We haven’t slept all night.

We have been working on the fest.

Nishant. I am sorry.

Our foolishness screwed all of you.

No need to say sorry.

Get to work.
We have a lot of participants here.

Call them.

Hello.

Yes, coming.

Mohit, remember.

This year’s fest should
go down in history as the best.

Yes, Maharaj.

Hello and welcome friends.

- This is your friend Amit Kumar Pandey.
- Buddy

- I have arrived here to share a humorous anecdote with you
- What talent did he develop overnight?

The joke’s like this…

Once an ant proposed to an elephant.

Once an ant proposed to an elephant.

The elephant asked the ant,

what did you see
in me that you proposed?

The ant said politely…

For me, size matters.

Thank you.

Dark like the night,
are your dark tresses.

Bravo.

I want to say they
are awesome very-very.

Even if I am banned from
all the countries in this world.

Bravo.

You made several leave their homes.

You are like the
butterfly on this earth.

Bravo.

And like the shining star in the sky.

And like the shining star in the sky.

You are like the
butterfly on this earth.

And like the shining star in the sky.

Even the Meena Bazaar of
Delhi seems faded in front of you.

Ullaas, Are You Ready?

Not bad.

For turning this ramp of Banaras
to the likes of Paris and Milan,

I want to thank all the participants.

All set.
Prasad, security.

Yes, receiving. Say it.

We’ll make Pablo enter
in exactly two minutes.

We’ll make Pablo enter
in exactly two minutes.

Okay, Maharaj. Lighting under control?

The lighting is under control.

But the crowd is not under control.

Tell Pablo to enter now.
People are going wild.

Who told you to come here.

O God.

I’ll beat you.

“The kohl in your eyes looks amazing.”

"You possess an incredible figure that captivates attention from
every angle"

“The kohl in your eyes looks amazing.”

"You possess an incredible figure that captivates attention from
every angle"

"You are strutting with an incredible swagger"

"You are strutting with an incredible swagger"

“Shake that waist.”

"You are rattling the city"
"You are in the bloom of your youth, Lady"

“Shake that waist.”

"You are rattling the city"
"You are in the bloom of your youth, Lady"

How much more will
they shake their waist?

We’ll need to give them pain balm.

Rockstar. Where had you been hiding?

- You rocked it
- Pablo. You nailed it.

- You rocked and nailed it Pablo

Excuse me, sir.

You called us.

Great job, guys.

It was indeed a good show. I loved it.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, sir.

This is the certificate, sir.

Have it distributed among
the kids after the fest?

Alright.
Very impressive Mohit and Prasad.

Very good.

Hello. Hello.

- Let's go buddy
- Are they calling us?

Idiots. They gave me the bills.

Mohit. Prasad.

Just see. These are bills.

Yes, if we get a job
together somewhere...

I'm getting very frustrated.

Hey! Hey!

Why are you giving us GPL?

Shubhra and Antari.

What’s happened to Shubhra and Antari?

They have been selected
for the foreign exchange program.

Keep your hand aside.

Stop beating me. Nishant and I are
willing to throw you a party.

Whom do you think you are fooling?

You haven’t thrown your
birthday party to date.

Don’t listen to them.

Aah!

The scoundrels beat the crap out of us!

That is true, but we shall endure it.

After all our girls
have achieved success.

That’s right, boss.
By cracking the foreign exchange

Program Shubhra and Antari made us proud

Apart from their parents.

We will be the only blokes on the campus

whose girlfriends will go to
France for further studies.

Also, my mother will
be the only mother-in-law

in all of Prayagraj
whose daughter-in-law

is back from France.

Hay, Antari.
I am proud of you! Proud of you! Mwah!

Hey, boss.
Get hold of some balm. I shall give you

hot fomentation and
you do the same for me.

That much is acceptable.

Come.

- Hey, Nishant.
- Easy.

Let’s distribute sweet
dumplings with cannabis in them

to everyone in college.

What good will it do us
to distribute sweet dumplings

to everyone in college?

We should plan something
for Shubhra and Antari.

- Look out.
- Very well.

In that case,
let’s give the sweet dumplings

with cannabis to Shubhra and Antari.

They haven’t won a
local dance competition.

They have received sponsorship
from a French university.

Think big, Pandey.

Sit.

Straighten up first.

Hey. Support.

Tell me something.

What is France famous for?

French wine.
Let’s take them wine-tasting spree.

Taste? Bonehead!

Wine is not like
offering that one tastes.

We shall drink till we are sozzled.

Wine tasting is a hobby of the wealthy.

And we will hand Shubhra
and Antari a list of things

they can bring back for us from Europe.

That’s right, boss.

This is the first time you’ve said
something that makes sense.

This is the first time you’ve said
something that makes sense.

Go on. Write a list.

They are such p*****!

They are feeling happy
about their destruction.

We have already beaten
the crap out of them,

however, we have to open their eyes now.

Look at how stupid they are being.

Write. One kilo of blue cheese.

Yes. Blue cheese.

Put down one kilo of permission cheese.

Permission cheese.
Haven’t you eaten any?

Write.

Also, put down one and
a half kilos of French fries.

French fries are
available back over there.

French fries will be
cheap over there. Write it.

The fries come from there. Write it.

- Yes, I forgot to get a straw.
- Write it. ??

Hey, Nishant.

Where the hell are they?
That’s where they are.

- What are you doing?
- One kilo. No.

Write, one and a quarter kilo.

Show me what you’ve written.

Show me what you’ve written.

- What has he written?
- Things to get from France.

Permission cheese? Are you dumb?

What are these stupid plans?

Put this aside and think.
If Antari and Shubra go to France

what is the first thing they will do?

- What will they do?
- What will they do? - What?

They will become friendly
with French boys.

They will smoke.

Also, those French blokes
can’t be trusted. They might

grab Antari and Shubhra
and French kiss them. Get lost idiot.

Isn’t that right?

Think about it. Else you will be
out of the picture soon enough.

What do those French guys have
that we cannot compete with?

Do you know what libido means, boys?

I played Ludo.
I’ve played it since I was a kid.

That’s not Ludo. Libido. Libido means...

Sexual capacity.

According to psychology girls like boys

- with high libido, boss.
- Yeah.

Correct! And do you
know that French blokes

Correct! And do you
know that French blokes

have such high libidos
they can have sex for 3-4 hours!

And to top it all, they are fair,
tall, brawny, smart, and handsome.

Do you know how Akhil
struts like a stud?

He is an idiot in comparison.

As for money, those guys are so rich,

we would appear broke. I mean, you two.

Also, since they have
so much money they party

frequently and they consume alcohol.

They take drugs like we
have breakfast and lunch. Right?

- After all of that sex is simply..
- Hey! Enough. Enough.

Stop it. He is going
on dripping like a public tap.

Listen. We have to do something.
This is an emergency.

Think of something.

Think and then write over here.
Tear this.

Hey! Give that to me.

- He wants to keep it.
- I've written Permission cheese in this, Idiot!

- You tore it.
- What is permission cheese?

Is it available here?

How can I be of any help, bro?
It is a simple problem.

How can I be of any help, bro?
It is a simple problem.

Solve it yourself.

Please, bro. This is an emergency.

Emergency.

Call your girls and forbid
them from going to France.

It’s simple, buddy.

Great!

Spoken like a true intellectual.

We are asking for derivations
and you are giving us a formula.

Let’s go, Nishant.
We are barking up the wrong tree.

- Hey.
- Yes.

- Those pillows are ours.
- Keep them! Paupers! Let’s go.

Scoundrel!

This is our last cheap
chow Mein of the year.

We’ll put some chili sauce
in our bag over there. ??

- Gifted with love. Pandey.
- Nishant?

Oh!

But... why?

Seriously, I mean this is too much!

Don’t you think
the boys are being a bit too romantic?

And possessive.

I think they’ve been
watching Hollywood rom-com.

- Really.

So many missed calls?

Do you have them too?

Ten messages.

Wow!

Shubhra, I think they will
stop their cringe behaviour

when we give them a dose today.

What do you say?

- Shall we?
- Let’s do it.

I had no idea 50 balloons
and one teddy bear

would overshadow those
French blokes libidos.

One thing is clear
from this message, Pandey.

We aren’t out of the game as yet.

No, moron!
We are the real players in this game.

Do you see anyone else on the field?

Hey, Pandey. You have become
overconfident. Watch out.

Why?

Listen to me.

You are competing in
an international competition.

You become a little lax and
you will lose Shubhra and Antari.

You become a little lax and
you will lose Shubhra and Antari.

Understand?

What do you mean?

He means that you must gradually fortify

this hold you have on them.

Give me your phone.

- Give me your phone.
- Yes, yes.

- Look. Open your fb account first.
- Yeah.

Then you change the profile photo. Done!

- Take a look.
- What good will this do?

- Tell him.
- It means that

you two are the lions of the lionesses

in these photos.

Tell me something, boss.
The world will come to know

but how will our lionesses know

that their lions have
updated their profiles?

We will send it to them as well.

- Show it to them.
- Yes. Return to phone to me.

- Look.
- Yes.

Open your social handle,
take a screenshot, and send it.

What are you doing?

Makes sense, boss.

Let’s go. I am tired
after all that social service.

Let’s go. I am tired
after all that social service.

- Let's take a leave.
- Let’s go. Let’s go. Nishant.

This is great!

Look at this.

O, my God! Really?

One rom-com can’t be responsible
for this passion, can it?

Check if Pandey has done something?

No chance. He knows he’ll be a dead man
if practices this cringe on me.

I have like 50 notifications.

Pandey, this photo has been
mistakenly sent to the department group.

Huh?

Damn! What will we do now?

Damn! What will we do now?

That’s wonderful, bro!
May God bless the couple!

The dogs of Banaras to are living

but one should be as lucky as Pandey.

Antari. Pandey.
Meet me in my office tomorrow

and get a printout of this lovely photo.

Oh, no!

Antari is calling, bro.

Antari will chew me
up and spit me out, bro.

I shall switch off my phone.

Shubhra, I will not be
myself when you go to France.

Shubhra after you go to france.

Yes, mummy.
The tickets and all other expenses

will be borne by the college.

Why does uncle want to
know how much stipend I will get?

Eight hundred Euros.

Yes. Almost fifty thousand.

Mummy, I told you so many times
I can’t carry jackfruit pickles.

The oil will leak
and damage my documents.

Why don’t you understand?

Mummy, you know how difficult
it was to get this opportunity.

It’s my dream.

Nothing is more important to me
than to go to France fully prepared.

Yes.

I will bring some.

Yes, do it.

Okay.

Shubhra.

Hey! You, bozo!
I bought this cake for Antari.

Darn, it!

Why was it on my table?

Why haven’t you given it to Antari?

The idiot baker forgot
to write I’m sorry on it.

I left the cake unattended for a moment
and you ruined it.

You’ll have to get a new cake.
Take this.

I? Not I, Mr. Nishant.

You will go and buy the cake for me.

You will go and buy the cake for me.

Yes. Do you understand? Place the order.

Don’t forget to write
“I am sorry” on it this time.

Tell him.

Pandey.

Pandey what?

And cut a slice of cake
for me before you place the order.

I would like to taste it.

Bigger. Bigger.

Yes.

This cake is your treat.

The cake for Antari was good.

Why have you been up to
antics since morning, Pandey?

These are not antics,
Antari, these are my feelings.

The whole department
knows your feelings today.

Why are you being so possessive?

I am frustrated, Antari.

- I don’t want...
- Huh?

- I do not want...
- Huh?

I don’t want you to go to France.

Why?

Why? Wh... Because I will become lonely
when you go to France.

You know what? You eat this cake.

First of all, it contains carbs,

and second of all who misspells “sorry?”

Sorry, Antari. I will get it rewritten.

He-Hello...?

Nishant, have you heard about “trust?”

What do you expect me to do?
Apply vermillion?

Wear a sacred chain?

Or why don’t I tattoo
your name on my body?

Can you do that?

This is not the time
for this discussion. Bye.

Shubhra...

Did Antari eat the cake?

She said it had a spelling mistake.

We’ve already eaten half a kilo.
How will we eat this now?

I honestly don’t know
what we can do for those girls

that will cause them to
change their minds about France.

You don’t want to help
them change their minds,

rather you want to instill
fear for France in them.

What kind of a sex guru are you,
moron?

If we pay heed to you, we will
end up jerking it off all our lives.

Give us a simple idea, bro.

Not a simple idea.

Reverse psychology.

Meaning?

I mean, until now you
listened to your heart

and tried to dissuade
them from going to France.

Hereafter you will try to
push them to go to France. Get it?

I see. And what will
be achieved from doing so?

When you do this the
girls will start thinking

When you do this the
girls will start thinking

that the boys don’t give
two hoots that we are going.

That will make them feel insecure.

And insecurity will prevent
them from going to France.

It’s that simple, bro.

Did you serve me a sponge cake?

Shut up bro

Smell it.

- "I am Pandeyji's son"
- Pandey,

Akhil’s reverse psychology backfired.

What happened?

Shubhra has blocked me from
all her social media accounts.

But it worked on Antari, boss.

In fact, she messages me in French.

She wrote, “Nous sommes en pause.”

Nous sommes en pause. Nishant!

It means we are on a break.

You are dead to Antari
until she returns from France.

Huh?

How could I be dead?

Shubra, hurry up.
Orientation is just starting.

Shubra, hurry up.
Orientation is just starting.

Quickly, quickly.

Hello. Hello. Welcome. Bonjour.

- Ni Hao, Namaste.
- Namaste!

25 students have been selected
from all over the globe

to join this prestigious
Le Sage Scholarship.

And as we say in France,
Je vous en prie.

You are very welcome to be here.
Congratulations!

Everyone,
please open your envelopes. Open.

Open letter. Open letter.

We have prepared an action-packed

full fun schedule for you.

Very good!

This is a 45-page booklet,

which contains your schedule
for day one.

The rest we will give
you when you arrive.

?? we take our workplace
values really seriously.

?? we take our workplace
values really seriously.

Well, no one works in Paris

after 4 PM except, of course,
research students.

You will be expected to
give lectures to undergraduates

after you finish your lab work.

Now, finally,
we have a welcome gift for you.

One more thing for me personally.

Please look inside your
package and pull it out.

You see what it is? You see?

It is a petite Eiffel.
A tiny little Eiffel Tower.

Because probably both
of you will be too busy

and not have time to
see the real Eiffel Tower.

Come on!
How is this not exciting to you?

Okay, that’s it for now.
Thank you very much for being here.

Welcome. Welcome.
I look forward to meeting

each and every one of you in person.

each and every one of you in person.

Au revoir!

Hey, Nishant.
Antari has updated her status on FB.

France baby, here I come.

Damn!

Even Shubhra has changed her profile picture.

to her solo profile picture on FB.

Hey! A French bloke
liked Antari’s status.

A French bloke has liked her status too.

He commented, “Namaste beautiful.”

Merci?

Why is Shubhra begging
that bloke for mercy?

She would not beg.

- Well?
- Merci means thank you.

I see. I see. I see.

Oh! Even Antari gave the
French bloke’s picture a thumbs up.

She has commented on it too. B-E-A-U.

What in God’s name is that?

It means handsome.

She called him handsome.

What will we do?

Let’s apply Akhil’s advice.

Why do we always
approach him for advice?

He has been single for centuries.

Yes, boss. You are correct.

Those scoundrels always
get us in hot soup.

Why don’t we listen to
our hearts this time, Nishant?

Why don’t we listen to
our hearts this time, Nishant?

36, 24, 36

Mohit, that's a thing of beauty!

Exactly a year ago,

I came across this beauty.

Yash Khanna, last year's topper

submitted this as his final year project.

Baba, have you thought of a name yet?

Of course I did.

Actually,

he's Iron Male's cousin so
I named him Lauh-purush.

he's Iron Male's cousin so
I named him Lauh-purush.

- Lauh-purush!
- What's it priced at?

Well, priceless things can't be valued
with money.

They're invaluable.

Considering the needs of the market,

I've decided on a base price

of mere 2,500.

- Baba, 2000.
- 2200

2500 rupees won't be enough

Only one person will get it.

Not a penny less than 2500.
That's it.

Baba, that's way too much.

Give it to me for 900 bucks.

I don't think so.
I'm ready.

If I score well in practicals

but less in theory,

I'll still scrape through the finals.

Kabadi Baba, pack it.

Great. All right. 2500, 1

- 2500, 2...
- 5,000!

Bless you, idiot!
5,000, once

5000, twice

5,000 three times and it's sold.

Give me the money.

Baba, 900...

How will you take it?

In my hands!

It's not ours!

It's not ours!

What now?

We're doomed for the practicals.

Theory is our last hope.

5,000 it seems!

Empty...

You failed a simple task
of getting a model for practicals!

Yes, had you given some money

for that simple task

we'd have got you the best model.

Now what do we do?

Practicals were our only pope.

Hope...

Who cares what you call it!

Who cares what you call it!

It's lost!

We have too many courses to be cleared!

If we flunk in practicals,

- oh god...
- That would mean year back!

Don't say that, buddy.

If we get year back,

we'll have to stay back in the summers
to clear the course.

What will I tell my family?

Extra course in third year!

Extra exams, extra assignments!

Extra lab practicals

will kill me, maharaj bro!

No, we won't waste time.

Let's prepare for theory.

Hand me the notes.

They were supposed to arrange
for that.

Give the notes.

Hey you! Give the notes.

Dear sir, please say something.

Buddy, what's with their rotten
looks?

Shubhra and Antari blocked them.

Nishant, listen to me carefully.

Enough with the lovelorn look.

You see, this year we have to

clear backlogs too.

If there's more burden added,

do you know what will happen, Nishant?

The worst thing to happen will be that

Shubhra and Antari will be your seniors!

Understood?

Buddy, forget these fools.

Let us all try to arrange for the notes.

- Yes.
- Come.

- Come on.
- Yes, buddy.

Idiot!

Nishant,

I can't even start a food stall
in Prayagraj now!

All my relatives will say

Mr Pandey's son failed engineering

and is selling snacks here!

I can't concentrate.

Neither can I.

What if those two leave for France

without patching up?

I'll surely die!

If Shubhra were here, I wouldn't struggle
for notes.

She'd help me cover the syllabus
overnight.

Does Antari not miss me at all?

Who knows!

We haven't spoken in 2 days.

It was all our fault.

Let's go out.
As per a website

basking in the sun lightens up one's mood.

Let's go for a stroll.

- Okay.
- Come.

Pandey!

No No, I'm not on any diet

- I think tomato chaat with lassi...
- I think you are right.

It's so good.

Just think about it.

- She...
- Pandey!

Where are they bro?

Look at them

Look at them!

Listen, Nishant.

You too, Pandey.

What's done is done.

Enough of this lunacy!

This can't go on anymore.

We have to study lest we get year back.

We're doomed with the practicals.

We have no model to show.

That means 0 out of 40.

Theory is worth 60.

We need to score 40 there.

If not, we'll fail.

If not, we'll fail.

Yes, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

Listen, it's not a permanent breakup.

Woo her back after the exams.

Okay, what's the plan?

Plan?

Use all possible means.

I didn't make notes.

Neither did I.

Look,

don't play us for fools.

You guys are toppers.

You're bound to have the notes.

Out with it.

Or what?

Will you lock us in the classroom?

Like last time?

Like last time?

Fine, don't give it.

There are other toppers in this branch.

They too won't give it.

Why not?

Remember when results for branch change
were out?

You were the ones who taught us collusion.

We have colluded.

No topper will give you notes.

Let's go study.

- Come. There's lots to do.
- Hey wait...

Let's study.

Now?

I'm sure someone has notes.

I've an idea.

Let's spread out.

Grab all the notes you find

and come to the photocopier.

- Okay.
- Done.

- Nice idea.
- Let's go.

Come with me, Mohit.

I think it's delta.

No, it's theta.

It's a dot.

Oh no! That's beta for sure.

Bloody idiot Mohit!

Whose notes did you photocopy?

I can barely understand it.

I grabbed what I got!

Who knew the writing would be so bad!

Give it to me.

I have photographic memory.

I'll learn it all.

Give it.

What now? Decode it?

Hepta, hepta, hepta!

He's gone mad!

Break up does that to people.
Shut up!

That's what the notes say.

1 hepta = 2 delta

Hey, thank you, Nishant.

Decoding one word is no good.

These notes won't do.
We need more, Mohit.

Where do we get those from?

Anyone I ask for notes says

it's with the photocopier.

Many said they lost their notes.

Others are waiting for the

photocopier to return their notes.

Now?

Now?

Buddy,
this question has both omega and root 2.

If I don't understand this,

I'll just write omega/root2.

Yes, buddy. If I don't decipher it,

I'll mark option B or C.

That's always the answer.

Trust me, it's no good.

Why?

I spoke to Kabadi Baba.

Tomorrow's exams will have negative
marking.

Pawan Mishra wants to kill us!

What is his problem?

He's a blood sucker.

It's over.

We'll take the practical exams tomorrow.

How so when we have no model?

Zilch!

Very good.

There's external faculty.

No entry without a model.

Fail!

Wonder what they'll do.

What's wrong, Prasad?

Why wail like a dog?

I'm rehearsing.

I'll have to weep before the faculty.

That's the only solution.

- Yes.
- You should cry too.

You're right.

What's going on?

Why are you acting?

You slot is an hour away.

- Come.
- Come along.

- Don't you want to pass.
- We do.

- Don't you want to pass.
- We do.

- Come.
- Antari!

Please help us.

We knew you're good for nothing.

So we had a back up plan for you.

It's our first year project.

It's been revamped.

Is that why you were with Shubham
and Vaibhav?

You know what, Shubhra?

We mustn't help them. Let's just go.
Leave it.

No!

Why punish us for these fools?

Yes.

Train us for viva.

Okay, listen up.

You have to tell the professor,

this is an RC aircraft, okay?

It runs on an electrical
propulsion system.

In this we have a VLDC motor

and an electrical speed controller.

Okay? We also have the server motors

which are responsible for moving
the controlled surfaces.

Now all of these actuators

are connected with the receiver

are connected with the receiver

that communicates with the transmitter.
Okay?

- Demo?
- Yes.

Come.

It will fly, right?

Controller working?

Electronic speed controller

takes the input channel value...

Receiver and accordingly assigns its speed
to the motor

and this also has servo motors

which are responsible for moving the
controller surfaces

and these ailerons and elevators are
controlled by servos

which are responsible and provides
necessary movement.

And these actuators are connected to a

receiver which

communicates

with the transmitter.

Great presentation.

Group number 3, Nishant and team.

You guys have done a fantastic job!

I'm happy you made that model by
yourselves.

You didn't buy it from Kabadi.

- Yes.
- We just gave a group 0

Straight 0

We knew at first glance

it belonged to last year's topper...

- Yash Khanna?
- Yeah.

It's Yash Khanna's Lauh-purush (Ironmale)

So 0.

But you guys, good job.

Thank you, sir.

- Keep it up.
- Thank you, sir.

Sir.

- Thank you, sir.
- Congrats.

Wow.

Thank you, Shubhra.

Thank you, Antri.

Thank you, Antri.

I hope you forgave us.

You did, right?

We haven't forgiven you.

I feel like

really

but I'll wait till you clear
the theory.

- Yeah.
- Yes.

After we clear the theory.

Then you can...

Call us too.

We'll watch.

Give us a smile, madam bro.

C'mon!

You've been apologising and pleading
since two years.

So what? Big deal.

We'll do it again.

No need

Sir, B copy.

Hit.

Stop or you'll spoil it.

Manage your work.
I'll handle mine.

That you...

- Just finish that first.
- Let me mix it

for the outline.

Mix it! Don't teach me.

Shall we start?

What?

You wanted to whack him, remember?

Nishant and Pandey alike.

Go on, Antri.

Do that. We really lost our minds.

If it weren't for the exams, I'd never
speak to you.

But I gave in lest you'd get year back.

Exams saved your skin, Nishant.

I'm sorry.
Forgive me.

Me too.

- Hold your ears.
- Yes, Antari, I'm so sorry.

Well, Buddy,

when we left for internship
last year,

there was a filmy fight!

Oh yes.

And lovefilled talks too.

Loveful!

That only, buddy.

It's a fine weather.

If the couples want to get away,
now's the time.

Stop thinking or she'll leave for France.

Nishant, you know about France.

French men have great libido!

You!

Hey guys!

I think we can all leave.

It's done.

Maharaj bro,

how much will this pay?

I'll give you a treat in the canteen
on behalf of the music club.

I'll give you a treat in the canteen
on behalf of the music club.

Really? Let's go!

Come.

So?

What?

What made you change your mind?

Your sweet, innocent face!

I was reminded of your unconditional love

and how you got high and climbed the roof
to get me the moon

and how nervous you were
when we first met.

I was reminded of it all.

Do you recall the first semester

when you wrote me a cheesy poem?

It's still on my phone.
I don't know why.

I will

keep sending you

positive quotes all day.

Do that, please.

Do that, please.

I might reply within 1-2 business days

given my busy schedule.

It's okay, I understand.

I'll manage.

I'll sleep at 6 pm

and wake up at 2 to call you.

I'll tell Dad I'm studying.

Thus, our time zones will match.

When our time zones don't match

and we don't speak,

I'll anyway write a diary.

I click a picture
of that day and send you.

You'll know what I did all day.

But you know what?

I'll translate your poetries

for my French colleagues

and regale them.

They should know about
my Indian boyfriend!

I'll miss you.

I'll miss you (in french)

I'll miss you.

I'll miss you (In french)

Keep sending jokes, okay?

I love you (In french)

Will you kiss or not?

Buzz off!

Through laughter and craziness,

a year went by

like weekends slip away in a jiffy.

Good times spent with friends

slips away like sand!

Within no time

it vanishes

before you know it.

Oh you like me being philosophical?

I got emotional on
seeing my friends leave.

You see, the fear of facing the ruthless
world

turns everyone into a philosopher.

Anyway, I'll get to facts now.

Last year CPI was 7.

I doubt if it'll be 6 this year.

No girlfriend this year too.

Like midlife crisis,

I'm faced with mid graduation crisis!

We tried our hands with a start-up

and being a collector too.

We tried quitting cigarettes too.

But nothing came off it.

Blame it all on Banaras.

You see Banaras exudes intoxication.

You see Banaras exudes intoxication.

It just won't let you change.

Only three things were constant this year.

These roguish friends,

fun times in Banaras

and Pawan Mishra's idiocy!

What will happen in third year

what will change? I don't know.

Everything will happen as per

lord Mahadev's wish!