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[ALL SNORING]

[GRUNTING]

Oh, tisket, a tasket,

a biscuit for me breakfast.

Come on, Cec, stop your blabbing.

[STRAINING] We're almost there.

Look, Rufus, shadow puppets. [LAUGHS]

[THUD]

I haven't had me breakfast yet either.

[BOTH GASPING]Ratter!

[SNARLING][BOTH PANTING]

[SNARLING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

Shadow puppets?

Seriously, mate, you are one kidney short of a meat pie.

I was just...[SNARLING]

[SNORING]

[GRUNTS] What...

Get off of me, you good for nothing flea bag of a cat!

[YOWLS]

A sailor can't even get a night's sleep without some...

Blimey. Signal fire off the starboard bow.

Signal fire! Starboard bow!

[SNORING]

Captain? Captain? Wake up.

You wakey, wakey.

[GASPS] Attack! Board the ship...[GLASS SHATTERS]

...and take no prisoners... Oh...

Oh, Bosun, it's you.

Sorry to wake you, Captain.

But there's a signal fire on a small,

uncharted island off the starboard side.

What course of action shall we be taking?

Let me have a look.

Oh, now, this has me fired up.

BOSUN: Good one, sir.

SILVER: [LAUGHS] Look at that man,

just hanging out.

Fire a broadside, drive those bloody beasts off.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Then go and bring back whoever he is,

and, Bosun, make sure they leave nothing behind of any value.

Will do, Captain.

[LAUGHING]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[GROANS]

Humans?

What's your go by, fellow?

Crusoe. Robinson Crusoe.

[CHUCKLES] Looks like them wild beasts nearly had you for dinner.

Lucky we found you when we did.CRUSOE: No.

They are my...Hold on a second, lad.

Let's have a look in there. [CHUCKLING]

Oh!

Not a single gold tooth in his head.

PIRATE SAILOR: Oh! Pity.

Pirates?[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHING]

SILVER: You be one lucky bloke.

Crusoe, is it?

CRUSOE: I'm in your debt, Captain.

SILVER: Nay.

T'was me eagle-eyed night watch who done saved your hide.

[TUESDAY SQUAWKING]

[GROANS, GRUNTS][SQUAWKING]

Away with you, you blasted bird.

No, Captain. He's with me.

No, Captain. He's with me.

[LAUGHS]

A talking parrot?

What skullduggery is this?

Taught him to talk yourself, did you?

Yes, Captain.

Drink up.

That'll stir your stumps, mate.

Now, tell me more about this island of your'n.

Is there anything of, shall we say, value on it?

[COUGHING]

All I can say is that,

I was shipwrecked, marooned.

Fending for myself with nothing but time

and very few skills to survive.

[RETCHING]

Sorry about that.

I see the bird has taught you how to drink as well. [LAUGHS]

That's not very polite, Tuesday.

You'll have to wait outside, I'm afraid.

"Fending for myself"?

Really...

[BOTH SNIFFING]

Listen, you two wanna hear the true tale of Robinson Crusoe?

Oh!

Sure. We're all ears, or at least Cecil here is.

[LAUGHING]Come on, Ruf.

It all began like every other day

before Crusoe came to my island.

Just another day in paradise.

Every day was the same.

Beautiful turquoise water, blue skies and lots of delicious fruit.

Sounds perfect, right?

Wrong. It was super boring.

I wanted to get off this island and see...

Well, I didn't even know what I wanted to see,

that's why I needed to get off the island.

What are the chances I find anything new today?

Nope.

Of course, more of these.

Oh!

What's this?

This could be promising.

[GRUNTING]

TUESDAY: And here are my best friends in the world,

who I'm dying to tell you about.

Later, just after I look at this shiny thing.

Hey, guys. It's luau time.

Yeah, yeah. Be right there.

[GASPS]

Yee-haw!

[YELPING][EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE]

Hi, Rosie. Check out these delicious treats.

Gorgeous. Just gorgeous.

[FLIES BUZZING]Just look at all those bugs.

Mmm. The beetles are the best.

Crunchy on the outside with a soft gooey center.

Hey, where did it go?[MUNCHING]

My kind of bug.

You thief.

Carmello, that wasn't very nice.

Aren't you joining us for our luau today, Mak?

We're all here.

Yeah, I'll be right there.

Do we really need a luau every day?

KIKI: So, what did you bring today?[GROANS]

I'm not sure what it is.

I meant food for the luau.

[SCOFFS] Of course he didn't bring anything for the luau.

Oh! This is beautiful.

Hey, guys, guys.

I think I really found something important this time.

Check this out.

Where? What?

Scrubby, you're really going blind.

Over here.

Ooh! Smells delicious.

No, Scrubby, no. It's not food.

It's proof that there's more to the world than just our island.

[SIGHS] Here we go again.

It's true.

Can't we just eat in peace for once?

Sure, no problem.

As long as you can tell me where this came from.

From the water.

I vote for Carmello.

I, too, vote for Carmello.

"I, too, vote for Carmello." Come on, this isn't an election.

This thingamabobble is...

Is...Is what?

You know what I think, Mak?

That thingy is whatever you want to believe it is.

Exactly.

You are one hopeless dreamer.

Did you forget you almost died of exhaustion

flying across the ocean looking for this other world of yours?

My dear macaw,

you must wake up and smell the papaya,

for this is the world.

I don't care what you guys say.

There's a bigger world out there and I intend to find it.

ALL: โ™ช I ply my trade for the Union Jack

โ™ช Upon the seven seas

โ™ช And unless I eat some rancid meat... โ™ช

TUESDAY: And here's the hero of our story.

A brave man of strength, honor and a really sensitive tummy.

Look, boyos.

Our wannabe mapmaker's a bit green around the gills.

[LAUGHING] We ain't hankering to be sharing yer lunch with you, lad.

Sorry, I'm not much of a sailor.

You got that right. [LAUGHS]

If you're fixing to upchuck, find your way downwind.

Aye.

Oh! Your poor stomach.

Just ye wait till you get to one of them strange islands

and you meet your first cannibals.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Cannibals?

[RETCHING]

[GROANS]

[SNIFFING, PANTING]

We made our choice to go to sea, right, Aynsley, old pal?

And I swear, I'll not regret it.

Whoa![WIND BLOWING]

All right. Go and bring me something to eat.

Right, lovey. I won't fail you.

[GROANS]

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

Which of you lucky clucks wants to join me for a little snack?

Here chicky, chicky.

Come on now, no need to be shy.

My plumpy little...[AYNSLEY GROWLS]

What business might you be having above decks?

I was just making sure my chicken food...

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Friends were...[CLUCKING]

Were fresh.

No, warm. Warm and comfy.

[GROANS]

Whoa! Whoa, whoa![BARKING]

Hold on. Don't get your fur all in a knot.

[CLUCKING]

So, then, where were... [YOWLS]

Knock it off.

You cats belong down below.

And stay away from our chickens.

[HISSING][GROANING]

[PANTS]

[AYNSLEY BARKING][YOWLS]

And that goes for you as well.

[GRUNTS]

Who does that green-gilled landlubber think he is?

Oh...

The human who threw us into the hold?

This is our ship. Wretched as it is, it's home.

Mark my word, Mal,

someday, somehow, that canine and his human will pay.

[LAUGHS]

I'm with you there, May. They'll pay, all right.

[LAUGHS]

Uh, how much exactly we charging them?[SIGHS]

That should teach them to mess with our egg supply, huh, old boy?

Eggs...

Oh, no, not again. [GAGS]

[SAILOR CHUCKLES]

[VOMITS]Buck up, boyo.

Looks like we've got one doozy of a storm brewing.

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[WIND HOWLING]

[BLEATS]

So much for a peaceful meal.

Whoa!

Oh! Nobody saw that one coming.

Hang on, Carmello.

Perhaps it would be wise to move the soiree to the cave.

Let's get moving.

This is going to be a nasty one.

I'm with you on that call.

Mak, grab the pineapple!

[PANTING]

Like we really needed this pineapple.

All hands on deck!

And get them sails down!

And secure the yardarms tight!

Get yourself below, mate. Best you ride out the storm there.

[YELPING]

[WHIMPERS]

[YELPS] Aynsley!

[WHIMPERING]

I got you.

[GRUNTS]

[SCREAMING AND GRUNTING]

Hey! Hey!

Help! [STRAINING]

Help!

TUESDAY: Yeah, I was still carrying the pineapple, for some reason.

I don't even like pineapple.

Look out! Runaway pineapple!Whoa!

Ooh. [GRUNTING]

Sorry, Pango!

Careful, Scrubby.

I got it. Whoa!

Scrubby!

Help!

Quick, Rosie, the tree!

Easy, Scrubby, don't panic!

Okay, I got you now.[WHIMPERING]

Well, come on, you old goat.

Get your hooves moving. We ain't got all day.

That's it.

Easy. Don't be afraid.

One step at a time.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Scrubby!Help!

KIKI: He's not gonna make it.

Do something![STRAINING]

KIKI: Carmello, grab him.

I got you...[BOTH SCREAMING]

[STAMMERING] Help!

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[GRUNTS] Help! We're in here!

Someone help![CHICKEN SQUAWKS]

Help![BARKING]

[GROANING]

[WHIMPERING]

[YELPING]

[GROANING][WHINING]

[SCREAMS]

[CATS SNARLING][GRUNTING]

No, no. [SCREAMS]

[HISSING]Wait.

[BARKING][GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

[GROWLING]Payback time. [CHUCKLES]

I can't hold on, Mello.

This is the end, little buddy.

There's not much time. They're gonna fall.

PANGO: Hold steady.

I'm coming, mates!

Pango, what are you doing?[SCREAMING]

Whoohoohoo!

Whoa!

[THUNDER CRACKING]

How's it going, mate?

Nice try, Pango, but it's hopeless. I'm a goner.

Mak!

Hold on! Hold on, hold on!

Come on, come on, come on.

I'll get you guys out of there!

Ah! We have to do something!

Oops!Oh, no!

Mak! Look out!

[GROANING]

Mak!

[GROANING]

This just went from bad to worse.

Don't worry, guys, that branch looks pretty solid to me.

Right, but how do we get down?

You got me there.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GROANS]

[LAUGHS]Oh! I can't believe it. They're alive!

It's a miracle.

Hey! Anybody want some pineapple?

[LAUGHS]

[PANGO GASPS]

[AYNSLEY WHIMPERING]

[HOWLING]

[SNORING]

TUESDAY: We barely survived the storm

and were sleeping off our pineapple hangover,

but little did we know,

the outside world was about to come crashing down on us.

Literally.

[CRASHING]

[GASPS] Whoa! Whoa!

Did you hear that sound?

Oh. What's out there, Mak?

I have no idea.

I've never heard a sound like that before.

[YAWNS]

Can you see anything?

Not a thing.

Unfortunately, we're gonna have to wait until morning.

Same old stuff. Shells and more shells.

Small ones, big ones.

That's a new taste.

Earthy with a slight touch of salt.

[GRUNTS] Come on. Come to papa.

[CLATTERING]Huh?

Hey, Scrubs, what'd you find? What is it you're eating?

I don't know, but it's delicious.

Oh, Scrubs. You know I collect stuff like this.

[SNIFFS]

My nose tells me there's more goodies up at Rocky Point.

[CONTINUES SNIFFING]

[ROSIE GASPS]

Look at that.

[STAMMERS] Woolly caterpillars!

See? I was right.

This is the most incredible proof

that there's another world out there.

ROSIE: No.

Look behind you.

What are you talking about, behind me?

[GASPS AND SCREAMS]

I can't believe it.

[GAPS] It's the thing we heard dying last night.

What do you think it is?

The other world.

I've gotta get a closer look.

Mak, don't. We have no idea what it is.

It's too dangerous, Mak!

But this is amazing! I was right.

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! This is from the other world!

I have never seen anything like this. Incredible!

TUESDAY: This was the most amazing thing I'd ever seen.

Whatever it was.

[LAUGHING]

Look at that.

And that.

And that. Ooh. That's cool.

[CLATTERING]Huh?

Oh!

Oh! Ugh!

It smells in here.

[GAGGING]

[GASPING][BANGING ON DOOR]

Mak should be more careful.

Pangy's right. We should keep our distance.

[STAMMERING]

What's going on?

Easy now, whatever you are. I just want to talk.

[SCREAMS]

Sea monsters.

[BARKING]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[WHIMPERS]

Wow! Look at this.

There's hardly any ship left, Aynsley.

Hello? Is anyone out there?[SNIFFING]

Hey, can anyone hear me?[GASPS] Ooh!

Look at it.

CRUSOE: Captain? Bosun?

Anyone?It's hideous.

Where did they all go?

I can't believe everyone is really gone.

It looks like there's just the two of us.

Let's go to shore.

Hang on, Aynsley, the current's really strong.

TUESDAY: Something told me I should be scared of this thing, like my friends.

But I don't know, its look was kind and gentle.

[GRUNTING, STRAINING]

[ALL WHIMPER]

Uh-oh!

[CRUSOE GRUNTING]

[LAUGHING]

Land, sweet land. [EXHALES DEEPLY]

It's so good to be alive, Aynsley.

Bob's your uncle! Sea monsters walking on land?Uh-oh.

We're in big trouble.

Only one thing has two legs. A bird.

And that ain't no bird I've ever seen.

Yeah, he can't even fly.

[SNIFFING]

[ALL GASP]

[GASPING]

[BARKING]

Oh!

That monster is going to eat Carmello.

[AYNSLEY CONTINUES BARKING]

CRUSOE: What's going on, Aynsley?

We gotta do something, now.

Hurry, make as much noise as you can.

We have to scare those sea monsters off.

Come back here, Aynsley. Stay close together.

We don't know what's out there.

What was that?[CLATTERING]

Aynsley! Aynsley, what's that noise? Ah!

Cannibals! Aynsley, cannibals![BARKING]

We have to get off this island. The sailor warned us.

[WHIMPERING]

They'll skin us alive and eat us.

Hurry, old boy. They're coming for us.

Get inside the barrel. Go, boy, go. There.

Guys, guys, guys. What are you doing?

Scaring off the sea monsters, thank you very much.

And what if they aren't sea monsters?

Did you see the furry one's teeth?

He'll rip us to shreds.

Everybody, calm down.

We're safe here.

Are we?

We really don't know what those creatures are capable of.

I know one thing they're capable of.

Leaving the island.What?

Oh, no. Come on, this can't be happening to me.

He's actually leaving.

We did it. [LAUGHS] We got rid of him.

Yeah, we scared them big time.

Will somebody tell me what's happening?

I'll tell you what is going on.

You guys have ruined my chance to get off this island and see the world.

You really don't get it, do you?

You think this is paradise. Well, it is not.

It meant so much to me.

[CRUSOE GASPING]

He's back.

Oh, no. Here we go again.

Back? Are you serious? Let me see.

Here's what we're going to do.

We stay out of sight and we keep an eye on them.

See what they plan on doing, okay?

Okay, then.

Nobody goes on the beach.

That goes for you too, Scrubby.

Yeah, yeah. I heard you.

Didn't even get to finish my breakfast.

TUESDAY: And that was my genius plan.

To do absolutely nothing.

[ALL SNORING]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[SNIFFING] All those new smells are driving me crazy.

I gotta go check it out.

ROSIE: Where are you going, Scrubby?

Psst. Come back. It's not safe out there.

Can't let all those tasty morsels get washed away.

If I recall correctly,

didn't Mak say we should all stay out of sight?

He did.

Speaking of which, where is Mak?

TUESDAY: Where was I?

Doing the one thing I told the others not to do.

Checking things out.

Sorry about today, old friend.

That was a pretty inept attempt.

Oh! What was I thinking?

I haven't the foggiest idea where we are.

Nor for that matter,

the slightest inkling in which direction to set sail.

Someone's bound to come and save us, old boy.

I'm sure of it.

If those cannibals come back, we'll be ready for them.

[CLATTERING][YELPS]

Who's out there?

Show yourselves!

My dog will tear you to shreds.

And I have a musket.

[SCRUBBY BLEATING]Huh?

A goat?

[CHUCKLES] It's just a goat.

[CHAIN CLATTERS]

[SQUAWKS]

And a bird. Maybe there aren't any cannibals after all.

Mak, what were you doing out there all by yourself?

I thought you said we should stay hidden?

I was just checking things out, is all.

What's all the commotion about anyway?

Well, Epi just made a good point.

I just suggested, hypothetically,

that possibly the sea monster lost that thingamajig you found.

And maybe he's come to get it back.

Along with us.

It's one of two things for sure,

a coincidence or a bad omen.

Either way, you need to get rid of it.

Why not just give it back to the sea monsters?

Peachy idea.No way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You're kidding.

You're so selfish.

Selfish?

Okay, maybe. Just give me time to think about it.

But if I do give it back, you're all coming with me.

[ALL GROANING]

TUESDAY: Yup, they clearly loved my idea.

And, yes, maybe I was being a little selfish,

but I really wanted to meet that... Whatever it was.

That's my friend Crabby.

Now, despite his name, he's always very happy.

[GRUNTS]

CRUSOE: Oh.

All right then, Aynsley, we've got some work to do.

Let's save whatever we can before it is all lost to the sea.

[GRUNTS]

[SNORING]How's it looking, mate?

They're taking over our beach.

He's pulling strange stuff out from the sea.

I suppose this means they're not leaving any time soon then?

Looks that way.

[GRUNTING]

TUESDAY: I watched this creature all day and I realized one thing.

He was kind of a dummy.

[YAWNS]

Do you see how the four-legged one sleeps all day

while the big one does the work?

No, but I'll take your word for it.

I'll bet you the sleeping one's the boss.

[GRUNTING]

[GASPS] Look, he stripped off his skin.

[GAGS] I'm going to be sick.

TUESDAY: None of us knew it at the time,

but we were being watched

by the real monsters on the island.

Cats. I know they look cute, but trust me, they were mean.

Some luck, huh, May?

That green-gilled human and his mangy mutt made it safely here.

How we gonna deal with him? He might be a problem for us.

Don't you worry.

I'll figure out a way to get rid of them quick enough.

For the time being, we sit, watch and wait.

Aww!

Come on, May, I'm starving here.

And what did I just say?

[RASPING] Sit.

Watch. Wait.

That's right. Now, stay focused.

We've got the upper claw.

No one knows we're here.

Which means, we take our time,

and we pick them off,

one by one.

TUESDAY: I told you they were mean.

[GRUNTING]

Ah! Look, Aynsley. These could come in very handy.

I'd better practice a bit

before we venture out there to get our dinner, right, boy?

CRUSOE: [SINGING] โ™ช I ply my trade from the Union Jack

โ™ช Upon the seven seas

โ™ช Unless I eat some rancid meat

โ™ช Bury me soul with a mermaid, please โ™ช

[LAUGHS][GASPS]

Steady.

What's he doing?Shh.

Pull back the hammer and...

[GUN CLICKS]

[GUN FIRES]

[ALL GASP]

I don't know about you, Scrubby,

but I plan on staying as far away from that monster as possible.

[PANTING]What was that all about?

I have absolutely no idea.[GUN CONTINUES FIRING]

But what we need to find out

is what these newcomers' intentions are.

From the sound of it, they're up to no good.

Obviously, they're trying to kill us.

Maybe. Maybe not.

The truth of the matter is

that these newcomers have brought

nothing but trouble to our paradise.

That is a fact.

Fine. Then do like I asked and stay out of sight.

They're proof that there's another world out there

and I'm going to find out whether they're friend or foe.

You really don't get it, do you?

[GUN CONTINUES FIRING]

Whoa!

That was close.

Okay, let's give this a go, one last time.

Ha!

Did you see that, Aynsley? I did it. I hit the mark.

[CRUSOE SIGHS]

Let's go fix something to eat, old boy.

That was a miracle. I never thought I'd hit it.

Well, maybe we'll eat something after all.

TUESDAY: I was starting to wonder if everyone wasn't right.

The new world was finally here,

and I had no idea if I was ready for it or not.

[HUMMING]

[MAL SMACKS LIPS]

MAL: That's the biggest rat I've ever seen.

Go for the throat, let's make this quick.

Wait, the human.

[AYNSLEY PANTING]

[MUNCHING]

[FLIES BUZZING]

Oh! I can't do it, boy.

Go on. Shoo. Go.

What now?

[GRUNTING]

Sorry, pal.

I've never shot anything before. What say we try fishing?

[SNIFFING]

What's burning?

[HISSES] That would be me.

You smell like burnt biscuits.

Shh. Something's coming.

Looks like Rosie was here.

That's strange.

Rosie never leaves any food behind.

[SNARLS][YELPING]

[SCREAMING]

Would you prefer white or dark meat for brunch, darling?

I prefer...

AYNSLEY: Time to get even, ratter.

[AYNSLEY GROWLING]

[GROANING]

Hold on, Aynsley. I'm coming.

Those blasted ratters. They did survive after all.

[SCREAMS] I'm hit.

Run for it.

[SNARLING]

[WHIMPERING]

Good dog. You all right, old boy?

[CAWS WEAKLY]

Did you hear that?

Over there.

Oh, look, it's a bird. A beautiful parrot.

[GROANING]CRUSOE: So, Aynsley,

that's what all the fuss was about.

Those ratters were after the bird.

You've done good, old boy.

And you, we're gonna fix you up straight away.

Look, Aynsley, a ring.

That can only mean one thing. Sailors have set foot on this island before.

I believe there's hope for us after all.

You can come out, guys. There's no one around.

SCRUBBY: It's too dark, I can't see a thing.

This is the very spot where that sea monster attacked me.

Well, sort of.

[FLIES BUZZING]

Oh!

Are those...

We shouldn't have let him go alone.

Maybe he's molting.

Oh, that's a bit of a stretch, Pango.

Just wait till I get my hooves on them.

Any way you look at it, this is not good.

Mak can't be gone.

[MAL WHIMPERING]What's that?

And who are you two?

Just two homeless castaways.

We were held captive by that human for months

with nothing to eat but the crumbs from his table.

What about our friend? Did you see him, by any chance?

Oh! 'Tis a true tragedy, all right.

Oh!

An unfortunate turn of events.

You see we caused... [GRUNTS]

[CHUCKLES] We saw the whole thing.

Well, come on, let's hear it. What are you waiting for?

We'll tell you what happened to your friend,

but I'm warning you, it ain't pretty.

You see, the human loves to eat birds,

and I'm afraid your friend got trapped.

Hmm-mmm.

[SQUAWKING]

This should only take a minute.

It's just dislocated.

But it's going to hurt a bit.[CRACKING]

[SQUAWKING]

Don't worry, you'll feel better in a day or two,

though you won't be able to fly right away.

Well, then, I suppose you'll need a name

if you're going to stay here for a while.

Let's see. By my reckoning, today's Tuesday.

That's as good a name as any, eh?

Can you say "Tuesday"?

Tuesday.

[SQUAWKING]

[LAUGHING]

Well, not quite, but that's a start.

Take care of our new friend, boy.

I better offload as much stuff as I can.

No telling how long the ship will stay in one piece.

TUESDAY: "Tuesday"?

I didn't love it, but at least it wasn't Monday. Everyone hates Mondays.

[GROWLING][SQUAWKING]

They're nothing but cannibals.

Murderers.

I say we run them off our island.

Drive them monsters back into the sea.

Perhaps a plan might be to force them to live on Curse Island.

Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. [LAUGHS]

Curse Island.

Uh...

What exactly is Curse Island?

Ooh! The end of the earth, mate.

No one's ever made it back from there.

Yeah. There's nothing there but bugs.

Lots and lots of nasty bugs.

Sounds perfect.

Drive them to Curse Island.

That's not going to work.

You have a better idea?

Uh... No.

Right, so then, where were we?

[SQUAWKING]

Stop your flapping about, bird.

You need to be resting that wing of yours.

[PANTING] What do you want from me?

I just want to talk.

The name's Aynsley,

and from what I understand, yours is Tuesday.

Call me whatever you want, except dinner.

Dinner? We're not going to eat you.

We saved your life.

Either way, you'd not make much of a meal.

Not like the fat juicy turkeys we have back home.

[GASPS]Relax, my master likes you.

You said your master?

You did not think that I...

[LAUGHING]

Oh, I like you. You're funny.

I've never seen a bird like you in England.

England.

Tell me more, Aynsley.

Aye, laddie. England, my island.

Just one fantastic place in a sea of many lands.

I knew it.

Crusoe wants to explore them all,

if we ever get off this one.

You know, you're the first to come from the outside world.

Oh, dear, [CHUCKLES] that's not good news.

[CARMELLO BLOWING]

Eh...

Hold on a second. We're made up like this because?

Because you look fierce.

Now get your heads in the game, everyone.

We have the perfect opportunity.

The dog and that bird are still on the ship.

Right.

Listen up, here's the plan.

We'll deal with the hairy beast on the ship.

The rest of you, go for the human on the beach.

What's the ship?

That wooden thing on the beach.

[SIGHS]

As soon as we're on the ship,

the wooden thing, you attack.

Right then. Fierce, fierce, fierce.

So, I'm a fierce coconut?

Ah!

I should go tell my friends that I'm okay.

You better stay put. You're in no condition to fly.

Well, look at this.

We can kill two birds with one stone.

Huh?

There's two birds now?

Oh, shut it. Just follow my lead.

[GASPS] Look, look, that tail feather.

He's wearing Mak like a trophy.

That is so wrong.

Attack! Let's get him!

[GASPING]

[YELPING]

[BLEATING]Yee-haw!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Aynsley, we better go.

What's going on out there? They've all gone mad.

It appears as if your friends have come to avenge your death.

I'm not dead.

Oh, we're going to take care of that right now.

Aynsley, help.

AYNSLEY: I have had it with you.

[CATS YOWLING]

[GROWLING]

[GASPING][MEOWS]

[HISSES]

[YOWLING]

Aynsley!

Help.

[SCREAMS]

Come on down. [GRUNTS]

Get off me!Aynsley!

[AYNSLEY WHIMPERS]

[AYNSLEY COUGHING]

Tuesday?

[SQUAWKING][AYNSLEY HOWLING]

Hold on. That sounded like...Mak!

Aynsley!

Mak, get out!

Kiki! [SCREAMS]

Mak.

I'm coming, boy.

Rotten cats.

You're to blame for all this.

[GRUNTING]

AYNSLEY: You must leave the ship now. Go.

[YELPING]

Aynsley!Go!

[SCREAMS]

[ALL WHIMPER]

What's happening here? I thought Mak was dead.

We all did, but I don't think he made it this time.

That would be horrible.

Come on, guys. We better move back, now.

Oh, no.

Aynsley! What have I done?

[GASPING]

Land.

Land. We're saved, May.

I thought we were goners.

Oh, will you just shut up?

[FLIES BUZZING]

What's that noise?Bugs.

Bugs!Curse Island!

[MAY SCREAMING]

Rest in peace, old boy.

[SIGHS]

[SQUAWKS]

Tuesday.

[SQUAWKS]

TUESDAY: At this point, Crusoe sure did need a friend,

and I guess I did, too.

Psst!

Mak.

Kiki.

Mak, you're hurt.

I'll be okay. I'm sure glad to see you. I was worried.

Me, too. Come on, now's your chance to get away.

I can't.Let me help you.

No, no. I just...

I don't want to get away.

What?You don't understand.

It's all those cats' fault.

What do you mean?They attacked me.

He fixed my wing.

And his dog gave his life to save me. I can't leave him now.

Oh, I see.

So, he's going to take care of you?

Look, he's going to need my help to survive. I owe him that.

Exactly how do you plan on doing that? I mean, look at him.

[YELPS]

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

TUESDAY: Well, she was right about that. Crusoe was a disaster.

Uh, Tuesday, help!

[CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY]

I don't believe it.

Those cats used us, and Mak as well, and what do we do?

We attacked the human.

Hold on then.

So, what you're saying is

Kiki's to blame for all this?[GASPS]

Afraid so.

That's not fair.

We all thought Mak was dead, didn't we?

Oh, this is not good, mates.Yeah.

We've made a real mess of things.

Oh, looks that way, Epi-gal.

Where are you going, Rosie?

ROSIE: Off to clean up our mess.

I'm in.

Well, let's get cracking then, mates.

Wait a second.

[SIGHS]

You're going to make an even bigger mess of things.

[CHUCKLES]

[GASPS]

The wild beasts, they're going to get us.

[SQUAWKING]

TUESDAY: And this was the moment we really started to trust him.

Well, not exactly. He still had a gun.Stay right where you are.

[ALL WHIMPERING]

I've got a special treat for all of you.

Oh.

[SCRUBBY BLEATING]

I just want to give you some biscuits, is all.

They're quite good.

I finished off your dog, human.

And I promise, one day,

you and the rest of your lot will join him.

[GAGS]

Now, that [HICCUPS] is the taste of desperation.

Try the red ones. They taste just like chicken.

Mmm. [CHOMPING][INSECTS BUZZING]

[YAWNS][GASPS]

[SQUAWKS]

[SIGHS]

What? What? What? Do you want to show me something?

All right. All right, let's go.

[GRUNTING]

Oh.

Tuesday, this is fantastic.

Fresh water.

Good job, Tuesday.

[SQUAWKING]

What? You want me to follow you? Okay, I'm coming.

[GRUNTING]

Hey, guys, look who's here.

Whoa.

[ALL SCREAMING]

Relax, there's nothing to be afraid of.

Stay right where you are. I'll be right back.

What got into him? Why is he running away?Beats me.

Maybe it's your smell.Huh?

[RATTLING]

[CHUCKLES]

Try one of these, it's really good.

TUESDAY: One thing I've learned from spending time with Crusoe,

the British love their biscuits.

And some for you. Enjoy.

[SNIFFS]

[GRUNTS][BLEATING]

Say, Tuesday, where is pretty bird? I haven't seen her yet.

Pretty bird. [SQUAWKING]

No need to yell, Mak. I mean, Tuesday. I'm right here.

There you are, pretty bird.

Here, you see, I won't hurt you.

Come on, don't be afraid.

Come on, pretty bird.

Ouch!

[SCRUBBY BLEATING]

Well, friendships aren't made in a day.

We'll take it one step at a time, right, Tuesday?

[SQUAWKS] One step.

[INSECTS BUZZING]

[MEOWS]

I can't, May. The current's too strong.

So, you failed again, did you?

[SOBBING]

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Our time will come.

Soon there will be more of us.

Revenge will be sweet.

[PURRING]

TUESDAY: In case you missed it, she was pregnant.

Which didn't put her in a better mood, that's for sure.

[YELPS]

[OBJECTS CLATTERING]

[STRUGGLING]

Oh!

That hurt.

Why, you can't see a bloody thing, can you, you old goat?

We're going to have to fix that.

There you are. That should help.

[EXCLAIMS]

[LAUGHS]

[WHOOPING]

Why, Rosie, you're no pig.

What's gotten into you?

You're gorgeous.

Easy, big boy.

Oh. Oh!

Oh! Oh, no.

Whoa! [WHIMPERS]

No, no, no, no.

Oh! [GASPS]

No!

Oh, no.

Tuesday, help!

[SQUAWKING]

[STRAINING] Hey, guys?

[SIGHS][SQUAWKING]

Oh, never mind. This is hopeless.

TUESDAY: It was hopeless, I'll give him that.

[CRUSOE SIGHS]

How am I ever going to survive on this island?

[GROANS]

Ah! [LAUGHS]

Yes, of course, that's it!

I have to build a tree house.

[LAUGHS]

[SNIFFING]

[SCREAMS]

It's raining tree limbs.

Ooh.

Mmm.

Tastes good enough to eat.

Is there anything you wouldn't eat?

Hey, Pango, what's he doing?

Don't know, mate.

This cobber's gone [STAMMERS] bonkers on us. He's destroying the tree!

Must keep sawing. Need to finish shelter.

Must build...

Mmm.

Yes, sir. More porridge, please.

[SNORING]

TUESDAY: Well, Crusoe had officially gone insane.

Crazy. Nuts. Loony. Wackadoo.

Yep, as Pango would say, "He was bonkers to the max."

How you coming along, May?

Can I have just a little peek?

MAY: Can you just wait? I'm cleaning them up.

Well, could you at least tell me how big a litter we have?

More than we'll ever be able to feed, I'm afraid.

[MEOWING]

Aw. Look at it...[HISSING]

Hey!

[YOWLS]

[KITTENS YOWLING]

[SQUAWKS]

Ow! Ow!

That smarts.

I'm trying to work here. Go eat somewhere else.

At this rate, I'll never get this built.

I told you, go.

[SIGHS] Ah, never mind.

What I wouldn't give for an extra set of hands.

TUESDAY: For all his pounding and sawing,

we couldn't figure out what he was actually doing.

[RUMBLING]Oh!

Now, what is going on?

[GROANS] Really?

TUESDAY: I couldn't blame Rosie.

When you've got an itch, you've gotta scratch it.

But poor Crusoe, he didn't see it that way. He had had enough.

And that's when it hit me.

A nest.

Hey, guys! I figured out what he's doing.

Uh, making a mess?

No. He's building a shelter.

Don't follow you, mate.

He's building a nest!

A nest?

So he is a bird?

Scrubs. He's building a human nest in the tree.

Oh.

Pretty clever.

I've never slept in a tree.[GIGGLES]

If he stocks it with food, you'll sleep in a tree.

Good point. So, guys, I got an idea.

What do you say we help him out? Get this nest of his built.

I must have been crazy thinking I could build this all by myself.

TUESDAY: I guess you're wondering how five animals with no thumbs

and no construction experience could build anything.

But the way I saw it, we couldn't do any worse than Crusoe.

Well, I'll be gobsmacked.

[GRUNTING]

CRUSOE: Slowly, slowly.

[SQUAWKS] Slowly, slowly.

That's it, just a little more.

[STRAINING][HUMMING]

Hi, Epi. Where are you headed with all that food?

[CONTINUES HUMMING][STRAINING]

Whoa!

I need a little help here, guys!

Easy.Salty.

Not that kind of help. No, no, no, that tickles.

Epi, hold up. I'm starving!

Whoa!CRUSOE: Help!

TUESDAY: Things didn't always go smoothly. We had our ups and downs.

Ups, as in we screwed up a lot.

Downs, as in we fell down a lot.

But everyone was in fine spirits.

And Crusoe seemed... Well, happy.

He made a funny little door for Epi and Pango to get into the nest.

It was a pretty good idea.

[YELPS]

After a few modifications, that is.

[LAUGHS]

We became a real team,

playing all these funny games Crusoe came up with.

He had all sorts of crazy ideas,

oh, like hiding seeds in the ground,

and then watered them to grow food.

I was just happy we weren't eating the biscuits anymore.

[BAGPIPE PLAYING]

Crusoe had a funny way of eating.

He peeled the fruit. He also ate way too slow.

I think we disgusted him. We ate like animals.[YELPS]

In our defense, we were animals.

It took quite a while,

but despite his awkwardness and all of his flaws,

Crusoe surprised even the most skeptical among us.

CRUSOE: That's it, that's it. Watch your step.

I just put the finishing touches on our new home.

[SQUAWKS] New home.

Hold it right there.

First thing we must do is christen the place. It's good luck, you know.

I christen thee...

Oh! Oh!

[LAUGHS]

Never mind. Three cheers for us.

Wow. Now look at that.

[GASPS] It's so beautiful.

Hip, hip, hooray!

[FIREFLY BUZZING]

[PLAYING BAGPIPE]

What in the world is that noise he's making?

Sounds like Scrubby when he needs food.

[GROANING] It's painful, mates. Let's get out of here.

[GROANS]

[CONTINUES PLAYING]

Personally, I think it sounds beautiful.

[SIGHS]

A party, and we weren't invited.

MAY: Mal, quit your daydreaming. I am starving here.

Oh, coming.

[KITTENS PURRING]

You know how difficult it is in my condition to hunt right now.

Have you tried to make it to the other island lately?

Oh, May, you know the last time I tried, I almost drowned.

I'm afraid we're stuck with just the bugs and spiders.

They sound delicious. Now go and hunt some up for me.

Right, darling.

I'll wrap them in seaweed just the way you like them.

TUESDAY: With the nest completed,

Crusoe moved on to a new project.

We didn't have to forage for food, we had this great nest,

and we even had indoor plumbing.

Something animals really didn't need,

but I wasn't gonna burst his bubble.

Ah!

That human sure has made life peachy for us.

Rosie, he's bonzer to the max.

I tell you, old girl,

if this new world Mak talks about is this cushy,

it may not be that bad after all.

Getting a little plump, aren't we,

sitting around all day?

Ain't nothing wrong with a few curves, Kiki, honey.

[WHISTLING]

With Crusoe doing the fishing,

we'll be putting some curves on you too

in no time, Kiki.Ugh.

Ooh, what do we have here? [SNIFFING] Mmm.

Looks like Crusoe is going to put your fishing skills to shame, Kiki.

Hmph.

TUESDAY: As time passed,

life became more and more comfortable for us all.

Yet Crusoe seemed very sad at times. He missed his old world.

He built a strange tower on the highest point of the island,

with bright lights burning every night.

Another day, no ships in sight, little fella.

What I wouldn't give to see the sun set over the Thames.

Thames.

[YAWNS]

Come on, partner.

I don't get it. Why does he light this every night?

In the hope that some other humans would pass by.

If they see the signal, they'll come and rescue him.

I knew the chances of leaving this island

were becoming slimmer as time went by.

I just didn't know how slim.

More humans on our island? That's not going to happen.

[BLOWING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[CLEARS THROAT] And now my friends, like all good Englishmen,

a moment of silence to give thanks for this bountiful harvest.

[SLURPS]Psst!

Mind your manners. Our host is...

Taking a snooze, it appears.

[CHUCKLES] Or worse.

Psst! Hey!

Stop fooling around.

[THUNDER CRASHING][WIND HOWLING]

At least we're not out in that weather.

[WHIMPERS] It's miserable out there.

Listen to you guys.

We're meant to live in the weather.

[SCOFFS] Have you all gone soft?

Whoa, whoa, Kiki.

Why get so worked up?

Oh, you haven't seen worked up.

Answer me this.

What happens to us when Crusoe leaves this island?

I mean, have you thought of that?

Kiki, now, listen...

Oh, I'm listening.

I'm listening loud and clear, Mak.

Shall we eat?

[MAL GROANING]

If I could find just one little morsel.

One measly little morsel.

[GASPS] It's mine! It's all mine!

Mine, mine, mine, mine!

[CHUCKLES][KITTENS MEOWING]

[HISSING]

What's yours?Nothing.

You wouldn't be depriving your family now, would you, sweetheart?

Yes.

I mean no.

[ALL MEOWING][SNARLING]

[MAY YOWLING]

Ow, May, that hurts.

MAY: Shame on you. I should...

[THUNDER CRASHING]

Look, the ship's falling apart.

Our luck is turning.

Maybe we'll be able to make it back to the main island after all.

EPI: Hey! What do you say we go outside

and have some fun on the water slide?

PANGO: Great idea.

I love all the smells after a good rain.

I'll catch up with you guys later.

I better find Kiki first, make sure she's all right.

[GRUNTS]

Why didn't that ship just vanish into the sea?

Our lives are never going to be the same again.

[MEOWS][KIKI SCREAMS]

[ALL SCREAMING]

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Shall we have a little snack

before we move on to the main island?

[WHIMPERS]

[GASPS][SNARLING]

Help!

Scream all you want, little bird.

No one's going to save you now.

[IMITATES CRUSOE] I'll be the son of a sea cook!

Watch out, children, it's the human.

Get your filthy paws off my bird!

Epi, Pango, to the left.[ALL YOWLING]

We better get out of here, quick.

TUESDAY: Oh, did I forget to tell you I was an incredible mimic?

Guys, come on. I'm a parrot, it's what I do.

Oh! He got me.

[GROANS][SQUAWKS]

[HISSING]

If this is heaven, why are you here?

[HISSING][GROANS]

TUESDAY: They're heading for the big island.

They're everywhere. It's all my fault.

We have to warn the others.

Get to the nest! Now! Hurry!

[SQUAWKING]

Predators!

What?Did he say "predators"?

Ow! [SCREAMS]

No. Hang on, everyone. I'll get my musket.

[ROSIE SCREAMING]

[GROANING]

CRUSOE: Batten down the hatches!

[SQUAWKS] Batten down the hatches.

I just need a little powder and then some shot.

That's it, Tuesday.

Close everything up.[SQUAWKING]

[YOWLING]Ow!

[GROANS]

They're everywhere!

Get off of me.

[YELPS][SNARLING]

Stay away, you bloody ratters!

[TUESDAY SQUAWKING]

[ALL MEOWING]

Tuesday!

[SCREAMS]

Help!

[GASPS]

CRUSOE: Get me down from here!

I may not know human, but that's "help" in any language.

EPI: Carmello, Crusoe needs our help.

Uh... Oh...

[MEOWING]Uh-oh.

[ALL YOWLING]

Duck!

Oh!

[MEOWING]

Hurry, Epi!

[ALL YOWLING]

PANGO: Whoa!

Whoa!

Yee-haw!

[WHIMPERS]

[GRUNTS]

Pango! Over here! Jump!

Stand back, Epi.

Ooh Hurry! He's right behind you!

[MEOWING]

Yee-haw!

[YOWLING]

Go, go.

[GRUNTS]

I need my musket.

[CRUSOE SCREAMING]

Now, look what you've done. You guys stay put.

[GRUNTING]

Come on, not again. Stay away, you mangy cat!

Hang on, Crusoe!

[TUESDAY GRUNTING]

[CAT YOWLING]

Good job, buddy.

[SCREAMS]

[GASPS][YELPS]

[SCREAMING]

That wasn't so bad.

PANGO: Keep pushing.

I'll take care of these blighters.

PANGO: Whoa!

[YOWLING]

Whoa!

Pango![PANGO SCREAMING]

Help!

[SCREAMING FADES][SNARLS]

[CREAKING]

[EPI GRUNTS]

EPI: Whoa!

That's awful high.

[PANTING]

Come on, you can make it. Jump!

Oh, my. [WHIMPERS] Here it goes.[CAT HISSING]

[GRUNTS] Oh.

Oh, dear.

Good work. Now, let's get out of here.

Okay.

So long, furball!

[YOWLS]

Hungry, are we? Well, then, take that.

How about a banana?

[CARMELLO WHOOPING]

So long, bubble hands!

[CATS YOWLING][SPLASHING]

[SCRUBBY STRAINING]

Scrubby, the door!

[SNARLING][GRUNTS]

Come on.

[GRUNTS]

[YELLING]

ROSIE: My turn.[YOWLS]

Hello, there.

[MEOWS][CLATTERING]

[GRUNTS][YOWLING]

Many thanks, Scrubs.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[PANGO WHOOPING]

Over here, Epi-gal. Get in the bucket!

Going up.

Pango, get him off!

Get off, you mangy cat.

[SCREAMING]

Good work, Epi.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

They'll never get me!

We got rid of them, didn't we?

Epi!

No! [SCREAMS]No! Pango!

No!

[SQUAWKS][GASPS]

[CATS YOWLING][PANGO SCREAMING]

[CAT SCREAMING]EPI: Whoa!

Help me!

Look out behind you, Epi!

[TUESDAY YELLING]

[BOTH YELPING][CAT YOWLING]

[SQUAWKS]

EPI: Whoa!

Whoa!

Help!No! Epi!

No! I'm coming!

[YELPING]

[EPI SCREAMING][CAT YOWLING]

Let go of me!

[PANTING]

[SCREAMS][GASPS]

TUESDAY: Ow! [SCREAMS]

[YOWLING]

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

The cats are trying to get in through the hatch.

TUESDAY: No!

Rosie, no, that was Crusoe.

Oops.Help me get this open.

Oh, I hope you didn't hurt him.

Everybody okay?

Everybody except Crusoe.

TUESDAY: Come on, guys, all together. It's heavy.

CARMELLO: Spread out, Rosie. We need all the muscle we can muster.

ROSIE: Really? Okay, okay...

One, two, three.

Well, that's a bit of a bummer, mates.

We need Crusoe. How's he doing, Kiki?

He's alive, but he won't be of any use to us.

We're gonna need a miracle to hold all these cats back.

I got it. The musket.

Watch out, guys. It's gonna be noisy.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Worth a try. What else can we do?

At this point in the story, it's important to tell you,

do not try this at home.

Uh... This could be a bit more complicated than I thought.

[CATS BANGING ON DOOR]

MAY: Hmm. The human is out.

Time to make our move.

Hurry. We can't hold them off much longer.

He always pulls that thingamajig back first.

Okay. Get ready.

Huh? That's weird. Hmm.

What's happening in there?

[MEOWING][STRAINING]

Hey, Tuesday, maybe this thingy has something to do with it.

What thingy?

[ALL SNARLING]

[SQUAWKS]

[CATS YOWLING]

TUESDAY: [GROANS] Oh!

[COUGHING]

ROSIE: Now what? You know they're gonna come back.

EPI: Maybe Crusoe will come to and save us.

I hate to break it to you, guys. We're on our own.

We have to get out of here, hide someplace.

What about Crusoe?

Pango's right. We can't leave him here.

Guys, guys, it may not be perfect,

but I think I've got a plan.

Well, you better lay it out 'cause we're out of time.

All right, children, calm down. They just got lucky this time.

We're going to sneak up on them and make them pay.

Now, let's show them what we're made of.

[MAL GROANS]

Oh, yeah.

[GRUNTS]

[SQUAWKING]

Oh, you've got a broken wing, have you?

Don't worry. We'll put you out of my misery.

Stay back or I'll shoot!

Not so brave now, are you?

[GUN THUDS]Uh-oh.

[LAUGHS]

Appears your luck has just run out.

[CATS HISSING]

TUESDAY: Why, my luck was just beginning.

I pulled off this super awesome swing move, blew those cats' mind,

stuck the landing, too.

[SQUAWKING]

Whoa.

You'll have to be quicker than that, ratter.

Get him. He can't fly.

TUESDAY: Whoa!

These cats love setting things on fire.

That should take care of you quite nicely.

Sweet dreams, from your favorite ratter.

[SQUAWKING]

Get ready.

We got him cornered, May.

Then let's finish him off once and for all.

Catch me if you can, ratter!

[RUMBLING]

Hold on!

Rosie, stop. We have to wait for the signal.

[WOOD CREAKING]

[SQUAWKING]

This is it. Give it all you have, Rosie.

[GRUNTING]

[YELPS] What's going on?

They tricked us. Hold on to that tail. I'll take care of him.

We're not so cocky anymore, are we?

[SQUAWKING]

[SQUAWKING][GASPS]

Tuesday's in trouble.

[MAY YELLS]

[YOWLING]

[CHUCKLES] That was a bonzer plan you had there, mate.

Couldn't have done it without you guys.

[GASPS]

The fire! Crusoe!

Crusoe!

CRUSOE: [WEAKLY] Over here.

[GRUNTS]

[SQUAWKING]

[SQUAWKING]

[YELPS]

Ouch, that must have really hurt.

We pulled Crusoe out to safety, unconscious but alive.

And then, out of the blue,

we get cannon blasted from your ship.

Aye. The captain can be one tough bloke.

What do you expect? They're pirates after all.

Pirates?

[LAUGHS] You know, like them nasty ratters, only worse.

I had a pack of crazed cats on my right,

I was sure I was a goner.

I took my musket in one hand, my sword in the other

and carved a swath through the savage hordes.

[EXCLAIMS][MAN LAUGHS]

It was horrible, Captain.

That is the most fantastical yarn I've heard in all me life.

'Tis no yarn, Captain.

Hmm. So you say.

Well, then, it is time to set sail.

You and your bird can take a bunk below.

Oh, Captain, I cannot tell you how I long to see England again.

England?

[ALL LAUGHING]

We'll not be sailing for them ports.

Lest we want to be hanging from the gallows.

Right, me mates?

[PIRATES LAUGHING]

But you see, we... I must...

Can you at least drop me off a bit closer to home?

You're with us now.

Once a pirate always a pirate.

Have you got a problem with that?

But, Captain, if I might...

Enough talking. Off with you.

And I'll be expecting you to carry your weight, lad.

Or you'll be walking the plank, ye will, or worse.

[MEOWING]

Look, is it a mirage, May?

MAY: It's not a mirage, you idiot.

It's a ship. Children, start paddling.

โ™ช I ply my trade for the Union Jack

โ™ช Upon the seven seas[CHICKEN CLUCKING]

โ™ช And unless I eat some rancid... โ™ช

[GROANS]

[PIRATE LAUGHING LOUDLY]

Give it here. That be my rum you be drinking.

Oh, you want some rum, do you?

How's me fists instead?[PIRATE GROANING]

These are some nasty pirates,

and it won't end well, I'm afraid, if we stay another moment.

Hey!

What you be fixing to do there?

Oh, nothing, nothing at all.

Is that right?

That ingrate we done rescued from the island

is trying to steal one of our row boats.

If anybody gonna be stealing anything, it be us.

No, I was just...

Hey! What's going on out here?

Bosun, he's trying to jump ship.

Get him and throw him in the brig.

Right, let's teach him a lesson. Take that.

[PIRATES SHOUTING][GROANS]

PIRATE 1: After him! Go on, get him!

PIRATE 2: He's getting away! Grab him!

[YELLS] Give me a piece of him!

[PIRATES LAUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

PIRATE 1: There's no way off this ship, you fool.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Get him!Tuesday!

He's mine, I'll grab him.

CRUSOE: Whoa!

A raft.

[LAUGHS]

You fools couldn't hit the broadside of a barn!

Come on, lads, show me what ye be made of.

TUESDAY: [IMITATES SILVER] Bosun!

Get your scurvy excuse for a pirate down to my cabin. Now!

Aye, aye, Captain, right away.

TUESDAY: [AS SILVER] And the rest of you fools,

back to work before I give you each 10 lashes of me whip.

[SQUAWKS]Blasted bird.

[SQUAWKING]

Captain, he's getting away!

Shall we send some men after him?

Nay, let him go.

Oh, Captain, can't we fire a cannon shot, blow him to smithereens?

Why waste a good cannonball?

Let him spend the rest of his life

on that long forgotten island, [CHUCKLES]

that is, if the wild beasts don't devour him first.

[ALL LAUGHING]

Aye, aye, Captain.

[SNIFFING]

It's been nice knowing you, Ruf.

[SIGHS]

We did have ourselves a good run there, didn't we, Cec?

[SQUAWKING]

Jump!

[MEOWS]

[CHUCKLES] I wasn't going to let those ratters get you.

We friends gotta stick together.

Nice of you to think so.

Where we be headed off to then?

We're going home.

TUESDAY: Yup, we went home.

And everyone was so happy to see us,

they threw us a huge party.

You guessed it, another luau.

Pretty soon, things got back to normal.

We rebuilt the treehouse but with just a few modifications.

I finally stopped dreaming of the other world

and made our beautiful island my world.

The best part of everyday was seeing what fun new stuff washed ashore.

But it didn't stop Crusoe from thinking about the other world.

Then, one day, a beautiful creature washed onto shore.

And you know what?

Things actually worked out pretty well for myself.

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