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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:06,441 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,880 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 3 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:15,406 [BALL BOUNCING] 4 00:00:32,945 --> 00:00:35,557 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 5 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,559 [SPRINKLERS CLICKING] 6 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,217 [MUSIC PLAYING] 7 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,029 [DOG BARKING] 8 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,292 [EXHALES] 9 00:01:15,336 --> 00:01:17,120 [BRTEATHES HEAVILY] 10 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,648 Peanut butter. 11 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:25,215 [SIGHS] 12 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,783 And so it begins. 13 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,437 [MUSIC PLAYING] 14 00:01:29,785 --> 00:01:30,916 Ugh! 15 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:33,528 Kelci! Sammy! Becca! 16 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:35,530 Everybody up! We'’re late! 17 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,053 [SMACKING] 18 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:42,102 [EXHALES] 19 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,365 [GIGGLING] 20 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,627 What... 21 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:48,151 Give me that. 22 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,327 [LAUGHING] 23 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:52,851 Come on, Mom. He likes it. 24 00:01:52,895 --> 00:01:54,114 All right. Fine. 25 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:55,593 He can have peanut butter sandwiches. 26 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,073 You guys get dog food for lunch. 27 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,992 Becca? Honey? Wake up. 28 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:05,255 Rise and shine. We'’re late. Let'’s go. Let's go. 29 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:09,259 BECCA: Oh! Why didn'’t you wake me? 30 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:11,653 I gotta pack my soccer bag and... 31 00:02:11,696 --> 00:02:13,829 Oh, you didn'’t forget to wash my jersey, did you? 32 00:02:14,612 --> 00:02:15,700 Oh, of course, honey. 33 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,050 I did not forget to wash your jersey. 34 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,270 That'’s ridiculous. 35 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:22,403 Let me go get your... Let me go get your jersey 36 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,056 which I did not forget to wash. 37 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,146 [SIGHS] 38 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:29,061 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 39 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,152 [BREATHING] 40 00:02:34,806 --> 00:02:36,199 Oh. Okay. 41 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,332 Ugh! 42 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,991 [SIGHS] 43 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,083 Becca, don'’t forget your lunch. 44 00:02:51,127 --> 00:02:53,477 Here. Did you have breakfast?Mom, where'’s my jersey? 45 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,739 Oh. Here. 46 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,698 Freshly laundered jersey coming up. 47 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,178 I don'’t need the hanger. 48 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,223 I got an early game today, okay? 49 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:01,790 And it'’s your turn to be snack mom. 50 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,140 So please don'’t be late.Yes, I know. I know. 51 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,708 Sammy...Hey, mister, I see that. I see that. 52 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,710 Here. Take this.SAMMY: I didn'’t do anything. 53 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:09,841 Just go. 54 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,367 [SLURPING] 55 00:03:13,410 --> 00:03:15,760 KELCI: Hey, Mom, Mango'’s drinking coffee. 56 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,023 Hey! Hey! Off! Down! 57 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,895 Bad dog! Out! 58 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,636 Kelci, move it. You'’re late for school. 59 00:03:21,679 --> 00:03:23,072 Fine. 60 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,552 [EXHALES] 61 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,685 All right. 62 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,472 GIRL: Good shot, you guys. 63 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:34,736 ♪ As you can see, I'’ve got everything I need 64 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:38,087 ♪ Everybody wants to be like me 65 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,612 ♪ I'’ve got more money Than you'’ve ever seen 66 00:03:41,656 --> 00:03:44,963 ♪ I'’ve spent more green Than your family tree 67 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,269 ♪ I want more 68 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,055 ♪ Just give me more 69 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,103 ♪ I want more 70 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,586 ♪ Just give me more-ore-ore-ore-ore-ore ♪ 71 00:03:58,629 --> 00:04:00,022 [SLAMS DOOR SHUT] 72 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,721 So whose butt are we kicking today? 73 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:05,854 Mar Vista. 74 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:09,727 Is my makeup natural enough for soccer? 75 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,163 It'’s fine. 76 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,427 Oh, and, darling, if we lose today, 77 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:14,993 you'’re still my daughter. 78 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,998 It'’ll just be, uh, a little harder to love you. 79 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:22,740 That'’s fair. 80 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:27,963 COACH: Okay, girls. 81 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:31,140 We all have different strengths in life. 82 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:32,924 Mine are gourmet cooking, 83 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:35,100 Thai massage, and coaching soccer. 84 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,320 Unfortunately for me, 85 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:40,410 none of your strengths are playing soccer. 86 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,370 Now, we know that, 87 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,720 in spite of all of my efforts, 88 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,069 we'’re going to lose today. 89 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,201 Oh, yes. 90 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:52,379 These Malibu girls outplay us on every level. 91 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,772 Now, there'’s only one thing for us to do. 92 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,426 Forfeit? 93 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,777 I wish you would'’ve mentioned that before we got here. 94 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,258 It'’s gonna be a little strange if we just up and left. 95 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,390 No. 96 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,914 What you girls are really good at 97 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:09,352 -is losing gracefully, huh? -Oh. Thanks, Coach. 98 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:11,702 I'’m gonna be the best loser I can be. 99 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,095 That'’s the spirit, Becca. 100 00:05:13,138 --> 00:05:14,575 That'’s the way to be a winner... 101 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:16,751 at losing. 102 00:05:16,794 --> 00:05:18,492 GIRL: Kelly, keep it going! 103 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,363 GIRL: You guys need to be focused. Come on. 104 00:05:21,451 --> 00:05:22,974 TIFFANY: Oh, my God! 105 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,107 I knew something smelled weird. 106 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:27,501 Oh. Wow, Tiffany. I'’m surprised to see you here. 107 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:29,154 I thought your mom ate her young. 108 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,504 That'’s so not true. 109 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:32,636 Tiffany'’s mom hardly eats anything. 110 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,335 At least my mom'’s here. 111 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,730 COACH: Those are not very nice girls. 112 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:41,341 But they are terrific soccer players. 113 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,649 [PHONE RINGING] 114 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:46,911 [OPENS DOOR] 115 00:05:46,955 --> 00:05:48,478 I have to get the phone. 116 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:52,047 Hair Studio. This is Wendy. 117 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,658 Yes, Miss Humperdink. 118 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:55,790 Okay. 119 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:57,531 I'’ll put you down with Harry at three. 120 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,315 Thanks. See you then. Bye. 121 00:06:00,403 --> 00:06:03,188 You are going to love this new look. 122 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:06,104 Does it come with a new house? A new car? A new tuchus? 123 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:07,889 All the above. 124 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:10,631 But first, I do your roots.Deal. 125 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:14,199 Years doing special effects, and they want me to interview 126 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:16,245 for a measly little slash-and-splatter film. 127 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:20,162 Like I couldn'’t do an arterial spray with my eyes closed. 128 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:22,643 Oh, Harry, I just wish you knew how to make a dramatic entrance. 129 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,733 Well, I told them to take their job and shove it right up 130 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,430 -their... - Family business. 131 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,171 Exactly. I mean, get a bottle of ketchup, for God'’s sake, 132 00:06:29,214 --> 00:06:30,390 if all you want is blood. 133 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,479 You are an artist.Exactly. 134 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:33,610 I am an artist. 135 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:35,264 Here we go.I... 136 00:06:35,307 --> 00:06:37,614 can transform. I can create. 137 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:39,703 I...ALL: Can terrify! 138 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:41,226 Yes, we know.Thank you. 139 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,707 But first, your 11:00 is here. 140 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,711 Oh, bless her. 141 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,931 [EXHALES] Well, some transformations 142 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,541 are more challenging than others. 143 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,543 Come on, Davies. Game time. 144 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,025 Game time? 145 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,854 Becca'’s early game. Oh, I suck so bad. 146 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:01,246 What... What are you doing? 147 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,378 Can you man the phones? I gotta go. 148 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,075 Wait. Wait. At least let me just... 149 00:07:04,119 --> 00:07:05,468 rinse you out! 150 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:09,994 [GIRLS CHEERING] 151 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,996 [CLAPPING] Come on! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! 152 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,389 Yeah. Come on. Back up the other way. 153 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,479 Remember what we said. Be the ball. Be the ball. 154 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:18,568 Hey... Yeah, there goes the ball. 155 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,616 Oh, that is so disappointing! 156 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:28,273 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 157 00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:30,667 Okay, that'’s right, Becca. Yeah. Do what you do best. 158 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,278 Better. Better. 159 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,936 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 160 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:43,985 Oh, fantastic run, Becca! Fantastic run! 161 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,987 [WHISTLING] 162 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:47,989 GIRLS: Come on! Come on! 163 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:50,687 Yeah! Good job, Laurie! All right, Kim! 164 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:51,906 [WHISTLING] 165 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,343 You guys look great out there! Whoo! 166 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,694 Hey, woman.Oh, hey. 167 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,000 Your girl'’s doing real good today. 168 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:00,262 Yeah.Mm-hmm. 169 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,393 What'’s the score? 170 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:02,656 It'’s not pretty.Oh. 171 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:04,527 What? 172 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:06,311 Um... 173 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,575 Oh, God. Oh, God. I thought I got all those. 174 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,967 Yeah. That'’s nothing. 175 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:11,665 The other day, I found a Cheeto in my bra. 176 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:13,536 Did you eat it?[SIGHS] What do you think? 177 00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,060 WENDY: That'’s it, Laurie! 178 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:17,671 [CLAPPING] All right, Becca! 179 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,108 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 180 00:08:22,371 --> 00:08:23,894 Ow! 181 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,809 [CROWD BOOING] 182 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,594 [REFEREE WHISTLES] 183 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,813 BECCA: Aw, man!MAN: Red card. Yeah. 184 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,076 Oh. 185 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:33,730 What a shame. 186 00:08:33,774 --> 00:08:35,340 Somebody got a red card. 187 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,520 TIFFANY'’S MOM: At least she's getting discipline somewhere, 188 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:43,653 '’cause you know she's not getting it at home. 189 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:46,526 Oh, speaking of not getting it at home, 190 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,093 did I tell you about Cheryl and her aromatherapist? 191 00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,530 [CHUCKLING] 192 00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:53,794 [SIGHS] 193 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,622 I know you'’re not gonna listen to a woman 194 00:08:55,665 --> 00:08:58,363 who gets fat from her butt injected into her face! 195 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,800 WENDY: Oh, Dee Dee. 196 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,324 You'’re raising three kids without a dad, 197 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,935 and you'’re doing a good job. Becca'’s just having a bad day. 198 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,067 It'’s not just her getting red-flagged. 199 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,634 Carded. 200 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,592 It'’s not just her getting red-carded. It'’s everything. 201 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,725 She gets U'’s on her report card now. 202 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,944 Last week, she got detention for fighting. 203 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,598 -Did she win? -[SIGHS] And her therapist, 204 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,862 which, by the way, I cannot afford, 205 00:09:18,906 --> 00:09:20,777 says that she'’s at a crossroads, and... 206 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,953 you know, whatever road she heads down, 207 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,302 I'’m afraid she might never come back. 208 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:25,956 I just... 209 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,306 I don'’t want to lose my sweet little girl, you know? 210 00:09:28,742 --> 00:09:30,308 Come here. 211 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,706 Hey, good work out there. 212 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,754 Cheer up, girls. 213 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,147 You only lost by six goals. 214 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,457 What, are you texting them a pep talk? 215 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,415 I mean, I'’m no coach, but those girls... 216 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,635 They just endured an inning of torture out there. 217 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,245 They'’re called halves.Well... 218 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,117 whatever they'’re called, why don'’t you walk over 219 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,075 to your team and give them a little encouragement? 220 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,774 How'’s about you stick to bringing juice boxes 221 00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,863 and cheering at the wrong time, 222 00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,429 and leave the coaching to someone 223 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,214 who was captain of his soccer team 224 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,695 his fifth and sixth years of junior college? 225 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,697 What, they wouldn'’t give you a seventh year? 226 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,568 No. It'’s against the rules. 227 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,265 Hey, he may be terrible, 228 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,267 but you think playing zone is, like, some new diet, 229 00:10:16,311 --> 00:10:17,747 so could you maybe butt out, please? 230 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,009 Okay, maybe I don'’t know much about coaching soccer... 231 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,489 Coaching soccer? 232 00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,099 Last time you were snack mom, 233 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:24,406 you brought a pack of gum and half a roll of Life Savers. 234 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:25,842 That was all I had in my purse. 235 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,452 Look, I just think you girls deserve better than that. 236 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,803 Well, we had better, and then he died. 237 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,676 You can'’t replace him, so just stop trying, okay? 238 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,723 Sweetheart...This isn'’t aHallmark moment, mom. 239 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,769 [EXHALES] 240 00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:44,339 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING] 241 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:47,037 ♪ I know what it takes 242 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,561 ♪ To make me beautiful 243 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:56,003 ♪ I know what it takes 244 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:59,571 ♪ To make me smile 245 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,968 ♪ And I want you to see 246 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:10,670 ♪ We were meant To be together 247 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:14,717 ♪ Someday you say You'’ll come around 248 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:19,243 ♪ But I can hear the sound Of your voice fading 249 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:25,162 Oh, hey, sweetie. I'’m sorry. I didn'’t mean to wake you up. 250 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,555 I was just, uh... 251 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,689 Your dad loved coaching you. 252 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,518 It'’s not the same without him. 253 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,694 Yeah, I know. 254 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,349 Nothing is, is it? 255 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:41,135 I don'’t want to play anymore. 256 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:42,353 I'’m gonna quit the team. 257 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,572 What? 258 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,705 No. You love soccer. It makes you happy. 259 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,185 Right. 260 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:49,926 I'’m so happy. 261 00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:59,066 ♪ And as hard as it seems 262 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,070 ♪ This is not gonna be 263 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,028 WENDY: Becca says she'’s gonna quit the team. 264 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,770 Yeah, right. And I'’m gonna stop watching my neighbor 265 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,424 mowing his grass with his shirt off. 266 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,948 You don'’t quit what you love. 267 00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,471 I think she'’s serious. 268 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:16,953 That would be terrible.Oh, yeah. 269 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:19,129 Soccer'’s the only thing that means anything to her 270 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,262 anymore. If she quits that, what else is there? 271 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,916 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 272 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,961 You know Dad couldn'’t miss this for nothing. 273 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,267 WENDY: Oh, no. 274 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,008 He'’s not here. 275 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,841 This is not his visitation day. 276 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,538 Wendy.Wally. 277 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,193 Dee.It'’s Friday, Wally. Friday. 278 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,196 Not Saturday. 279 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:45,112 We worked out a schedule so that you could see Laurie, 280 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,766 and I would not have to see you. 281 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,245 You know what?What! 282 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:50,421 You look good, baby. 283 00:12:50,465 --> 00:12:51,814 All right. I'’ll see you. 284 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,382 Okay. Fantastic. 285 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:56,297 Don'’t even try it.[WHISTLE BLOWS] 286 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,907 Huddle up! 287 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,779 I have a very important announcement to make. 288 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,564 Some might say life-changing. 289 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,479 Uh, Coach, I have something I want to say. 290 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:06,133 Becca, please. 291 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:07,351 Don'’t you try and stop me. 292 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:13,270 You know, girls, life is like a box of chocolates. 293 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,619 Sometimes it'’s bitter, 294 00:13:14,663 --> 00:13:16,012 sometimes it'’s sweet. 295 00:13:17,144 --> 00:13:19,320 Sometimes it'’s bittersweet. 296 00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,583 The point is, as many of you know, 297 00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,891 my day job is as a crucial member 298 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,067 of the Score sports team. 299 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,765 I am quite literally the glue 300 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,767 That holds the clothing line together. 301 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,464 Doesn'’t he just supply the zippers? 302 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,683 Very quiet, please. 303 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,554 Very quiet. 304 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:42,909 Now, I'’ve just been informed I'’m being transferred to Milan. 305 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,912 After Saturday, I won'’t be here to coach the team. 306 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,697 That'’s the bitter chocolate. 307 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:52,005 Now, some of you may know 308 00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,528 that Lorenzo Vincenzo 309 00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:56,009 is a brilliant superstar 310 00:13:56,052 --> 00:14:00,317 with Italy'’s great Nazionale Italiano soccer team. 311 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,797 Or he was... 312 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,886 Until a knee injury forced him to retire. 313 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:05,061 Lorenzo the Great? 314 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,584 One and the same. 315 00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:09,283 Now, I met Lorenzo on a company retreat. 316 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,458 We bonded, 317 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:11,589 and because I... 318 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,766 impressed him so much, 319 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,856 that he would be honored 320 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,771 to coach my team for me. 321 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:24,037 Lorenzo Vincenzo is coming? He'’s coaching us? 322 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,299 Until regionals. 323 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,561 Until regionals, 324 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,911 and then he has to start a promotional tour. 325 00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,173 When are you leaving? 326 00:14:30,826 --> 00:14:32,349 I mean... 327 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,568 When is he coming? 328 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,048 Sunday. 329 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:38,921 [SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT] 330 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,880 That would be the day after Saturday. 331 00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,187 -Oh, my God! -Let'’s have a welcome party. We 332 00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,754 can do it at my place, right, mom? 333 00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:48,148 A welcome party? Does this mean you'’re still on the team? 334 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,627 We can have the party, right, Mom? 335 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,325 Oh, well, of course. 336 00:14:51,368 --> 00:14:52,892 I just cleaned last Christmas, so that'’s... 337 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,981 Awesome!And my mom can cook. 338 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,417 BECCA: Oh, great. 339 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,679 [CHUCKLING] 340 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,115 Oh, my God! Lorenzo'’s coming! 341 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,552 I think I'’m gonna throw up or faint or both. 342 00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:02,945 [LAUGHING] 343 00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,338 Oh, my God! 344 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,209 Thank you, Vincenzo Lorenzo. 345 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,168 I think you mean Lorenzo Vincenzo. 346 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,386 Oh, whatever. 347 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,649 COACH: Those poor guys. 348 00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,130 They are gonna really miss me. 349 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,741 Lorenzo Vincenzo'’s coming. 350 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,788 I am so excited, I just might throw up. 351 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:21,833 WENDY: There'’s a lot of that going on. 352 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,923 WENDY: Oh, don'’t worry. If he hurls on you, 353 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,750 you get a ten percent discount. 354 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,187 It'’s unbelievable. 355 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,058 I mean, a genuine superstar will be teaching them. 356 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,278 This is life changing. I am so jealous. 357 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:33,541 Well, I can probably get you on the team, hotshot. 358 00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:34,890 Do you think you can fit yourself 359 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,978 into a pair of junior girls'’ shorts? 360 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,806 For Lorenzo, I'’d eat my shorts. 361 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,287 You have got to introduce me to Vincenzo. 362 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,592 He'’s your type? 363 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:42,942 He'’s everybody's type. 364 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,031 Well, whether or not he'’s my type, 365 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,163 I was chosen to pick him up at his hotel. 366 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,470 Well, then, you are picking up a living legend. 367 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:51,820 He was the best soccer player in Europe till he got injured. 368 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,691 I didn'’t know you were so into soccer. 369 00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,476 Are you kidding me? Huge into soccer. 370 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:57,652 I played a ton when I was young. 371 00:15:57,695 --> 00:16:00,176 And, of course, I realized you can'’t exactly pay the rent 372 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,701 playing intramural sports, so, uh, I gave it up. 373 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,703 I cried like a baby when he ruined his knee. 374 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:08,271 You also cried like a baby when they took "Friends" off the air. 375 00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,794 Yes, because that was sad. 376 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:15,975 [DISCO MUSIC PLAYING] 377 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,153 MAN: Thank you very much. 378 00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,852 MAN: Hey, honey, is that Lorenzo Vincenzo? 379 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:25,767 WOMAN: Yeah, it is. 380 00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,638 MAN: Oh, wow! 381 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,338 BOY: Hey, Lorenzo! 382 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,296 Lorenzo, right here!Can we have your autograph? 383 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,603 You'’re our favorite player.Yes. Ah. Okay. 384 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:38,562 [IN ACCENT] Ah. Okay. What'’s your name? 385 00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,868 Sean.Sean. 386 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,435 Your numero uno 387 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,653 favorite hero, 388 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:44,264 Lorenzo 389 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,353 Vincenzo. 390 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,876 That'’s me.Thank you. 391 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,835 I sign your shirt. This a big L. This a big V. 392 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,620 There'’s my initials. There'’s my number. 393 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,404 Ciao. God bless. Ciao.[KIDS] Thank you. 394 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,579 [KIDS] Bye. You'’re cool. 395 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:58,017 WENDY: Uh, Mr. Vincenzo? Si. 396 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,279 Hi, I'’m Wendy Handler. 397 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,455 Wendy. Hello. Okay. Wendy. 398 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,457 Your name... 399 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,024 This is my cell number. 400 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,504 Lorenzo, he like some company, huh? Andiamo. 401 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,072 Well, if you like company, you'’ve come to the right place. 402 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,901 I know 13 girls who can'’t wait to meet you. 403 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,644 Thirteen...girls? 404 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,385 [BREATHES DEEPLY] God bless America. 405 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,648 They are so excited for you to coach them. 406 00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,956 Coach? The... These girls... they don'’t know how to do... 407 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,394 Oh, no, no, no. Let me start over. 408 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,960 These are 14-year-old girls, 409 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,788 and you'’re gonna be coaching them soccer. 410 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:33,835 Soccer. 411 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,271 [CLEARS THROAT] Ah, no. No. 412 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,144 Lorenzo does not coach the little girls soccer. No. 413 00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:40,059 But, w-well, Coach Kenny told... 414 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,103 told me that you would. 415 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,844 Kenny from Score Sports. Zipper Kenny. 416 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,106 Zipper. Ah, si, si. 417 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,413 I know this, uh... this Kenny you speak of. 418 00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,979 He'’s, uh, stupido. 419 00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,807 Oh, si, si.Very stupido. 420 00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,506 I tell him, "Si, si, si," to make him go away. 421 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:55,117 Wait. Oh, no. Stop. Wait. So... So stop! 422 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,988 So you'’re not gonna be coaching them? 423 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:58,947 I am gonna have an entire team of girls 424 00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,427 who are gonna be so disappointed. 425 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,993 My own daughter will be devastated. 426 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,735 Too bad, so sad. 427 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,522 Wait. No. Lorenzo, stop! 428 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,785 I'’ll do anything! 429 00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:14,093 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 430 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,356 Anything? 431 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,837 [CLEARS THROAT] 432 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,624 [SNAPS FINGERS] Okay, Lorenzo have an idea. 433 00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,929 [WENDY WHISPERS] Okay. 434 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,366 First, we start with a squeeze... 435 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,282 Then another squeeze... 436 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:32,241 [MURMURING] 437 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,634 Va bene.So... 438 00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:36,680 We need to get the saddle and the maid'’s uniform. 439 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,292 [EXHALES] 440 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,163 [SNIFFLES] 441 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,860 The slap of love. 442 00:18:42,904 --> 00:18:44,340 It'’s very nice. 443 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,647 Oh, stop it! Stop it!LOZENZO: Hey. 444 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,909 [CLANGING] 445 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,563 WOMAN: Get those bags out. 446 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,478 No. Stay away from me, you crazy American. 447 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:53,697 You keep her away from me! She tried to kill... 448 00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,090 [YELLING IN PAIN] 449 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,613 Oh, my knee! 450 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,007 Can I help you... 451 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,617 Get away from me, you crazy American woman! 452 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:01,923 I just want to help. 453 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,054 No, no, no, no, no. 454 00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,969 This woman, she... Ahhhh! 455 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:08,190 I... So, does this mean you'’re definitely not coaching? 456 00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:10,932 Closer. 457 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,194 Yes? 458 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:13,326 No! 459 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,849 I'’m not coaching. 460 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:18,331 [SIGHS] 461 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,072 [PHONE RINGS] 462 00:19:22,944 --> 00:19:24,380 [PHONE RINGS] 463 00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:27,731 WENDY: Hi, sweetie. 464 00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,386 Where are you? Is he with you? 465 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,214 WENDY: No, honey. I'’m afraid he's not. 466 00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:34,738 I knew it. 467 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:36,610 BECCA: I knew it was too good to be true. 468 00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:37,828 WENDY: Please don'’t talk that way. 469 00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:40,222 What way? Don'’t talk about reality? 470 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:41,702 BECCA: I knew he wouldn'’t come. 471 00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,965 I really, really wanted this to happen, 472 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,315 and that should'’ve been the first clue it never would. 473 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,535 [SIGHS] 474 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,667 BECCA: Nothing works out for me anymore. 475 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,235 Seems like after Dad died, 476 00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,063 everything'’s just a big nothing. 477 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:01,112 [SIGHS] I can'’t believe I even thought this was gonna happen. 478 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,244 [EXHALES] 479 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,376 BECCA: Hello? 480 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,334 Mom! Hello! 481 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,815 Mom, are you even listening? 482 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,730 What? Yes. Yes, of course I'’m... 483 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,297 Of course I'’m listening. I just... 484 00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:12,820 I don'’t see why you're so upset. 485 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,430 [SCOFFS] 486 00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,650 Big surprise. You don'’t even care about me. 487 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:18,739 Oh, of course I care about you. 488 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,265 I just don'’t see why you can't wait a few more hours. 489 00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:25,093 A few hours? Wait. He'’s coming? 490 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,834 Duh! He'’s coming. 491 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,923 Of course he'’s... I didn'’t say he wasn't coming. 492 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,142 He'’s just... He's not at the hotel yet, you know. 493 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:32,753 His flight was delayed. It was so delayed. 494 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,537 You know, one of the wings fell off. 495 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,973 Oh, my God. Is he okay? 496 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,801 No. I mean, it wasn'’t an important wing. 497 00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:39,760 It was a back wing, you know, so... 498 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,065 He'’s coming! 499 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:42,589 [GIRLS SCREAMING] 500 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,591 I'’m just gonna go pick him up.Okay. I gotta go. Bye. 501 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,334 -A wing fell off? -And then Dr. Phil says, 502 00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:51,424 "Lady, you have got to get your act together 503 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:52,555 "and stop lying." 504 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:53,904 Excuse me. We'’ve got to talk. 505 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,993 I am in the middle of a great Dr. Phil story. 506 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:57,299 I'’m sure. Come on. 507 00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,605 Which... I'’ll be right back. 508 00:20:58,648 --> 00:20:59,823 Where are you taking me? 509 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,695 To the dungeon. We need Harry for this. 510 00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:03,087 Har... For what? 511 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,480 What... what... 512 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,178 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 513 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,703 Tell me what'’s going on. 514 00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:10,834 I need to look like him. 515 00:21:13,489 --> 00:21:15,709 Eh. You know, Wendy, there are a lot of great 516 00:21:15,752 --> 00:21:19,452 anti psychotics out on the market today, 517 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,149 many with only mild side effects. 518 00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:22,368 You and Harry need to help me be him. 519 00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:24,283 Nausea, dry mouth.I'’m not kidding. Shh! 520 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,719 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 521 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:27,024 HERRY: Enter. 522 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,026 [OPENS DOOR] 523 00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,510 Greetings, my lovelies. 524 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,033 What brings you to my little lair? 525 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,515 Mmm. Lorenzo Vincenzo. 526 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,651 Please, Harry. Meeting Lorenzo means the world to Becca, 527 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,175 and I just... I can'’t watch her be disappointed again. 528 00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:48,829 Oh, come on. 529 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,570 You can'’t be serious about this. 530 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,311 Well, if anyone can do it, Harry can. 531 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,486 Mm-hmm. 532 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:55,575 When you turned Brooke Shields into a zombie 533 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,272 for "Help, My Step-mom'’s a Zombie," 534 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,230 I mean, she was utterly unrecognizable. 535 00:21:59,274 --> 00:22:02,538 Really? I always thought the brain matter was 536 00:22:02,582 --> 00:22:03,931 -a little too spongy. -[SIGHS] You'’re crazy. 537 00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:06,586 You'’re crazy, Wendy. You can'’t fool your daughter 538 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:08,152 and her entire soccer team. 539 00:22:08,196 --> 00:22:09,632 He has got a point there, love. 540 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,678 Monsters are easy. People are hard. 541 00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,767 No, but when we worked together on Broadway... 542 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,422 Broadway? Turning you into a cat 543 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,337 is very different than... 544 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,816 than passing you off as a man 545 00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,122 up close and personal. 546 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:22,950 Come on.Mm-hmm. 547 00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:25,866 I know. You'’re right. I mean, what was I thinking? 548 00:22:25,909 --> 00:22:27,084 When was the last time you did anything 549 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:28,347 other than blood and guts? 550 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,565 It hasn'’t been that long. 551 00:22:29,609 --> 00:22:30,958 Well, maybe not in years. 552 00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,481 But you are getting older. 553 00:22:32,525 --> 00:22:34,309 I mean, people lose a little something. 554 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,703 You know what? Let'’s just forget I ever said anything. 555 00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:39,880 So thank you anyway, and I'’ll see you back at work. 556 00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:43,884 Just stop there one moment, you little minx. 557 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,844 Hmm. I'’m gonna say something to you 558 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,630 that my father said to me many, many years ago. 559 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:53,328 "Get out"?No. Before that. 560 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:56,940 I'’m gonna turn you into a man if it'’s the last thing I do. 561 00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:59,203 [SOFTLY] Oh, Harry. 562 00:22:59,247 --> 00:23:02,163 Thank you, Harry! Oh! 563 00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:05,296 [MUSIC PLAYING] 564 00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:07,429 [PHONE RINGING] 565 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:14,915 HARRY: Oh, yeah. That'’s good. [PHONE RINGING] 566 00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:16,525 Huh! It'’s Becca. 567 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,527 [PHONE RINGING] 568 00:23:19,746 --> 00:23:21,095 Hello.BECCA: Mom? 569 00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,358 Hi, honey. Yeah. I'’m at the airport right now. 570 00:23:25,229 --> 00:23:26,970 I can barely hear you. 571 00:23:27,014 --> 00:23:28,581 [HAIR DRYER WHIRRING] 572 00:23:29,712 --> 00:23:30,931 What? 573 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,106 [IN CHILDISH VOICE] Why, Daddy, there you are. 574 00:23:32,149 --> 00:23:33,847 Grandfather, I was on an aircraft. 575 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,502 I told you I'’d call the minute his plane landed, didn'’t I? 576 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:38,765 Can you hurry up? I mean, everybody'’s already eating. 577 00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:40,462 Relax. I'’m almost done. 578 00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,464 -Done? -You know, I'’m almost done 579 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,205 -picking him up. -That'’s... That's what I mean, 580 00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:45,946 you know. His plane has almost landed. 581 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,296 WENDY: So I guess I'’ll see you in just a little bit, then. 582 00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:49,689 Okay. Bye. 583 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:56,217 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 584 00:24:01,918 --> 00:24:03,833 ♪ My head'’s all good 585 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:05,792 ♪ Baby, you'’ll be mine 586 00:24:05,835 --> 00:24:07,620 ♪ Just look at me now 587 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:13,321 ♪ Baby, I can Blow your mind 588 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,674 ♪ I'’m as fast as a shark 589 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,633 ♪ You can'’t catch me 590 00:24:20,676 --> 00:24:22,286 ♪ Hurts so good 591 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,768 ♪ You know I'’m bad As bad can be 592 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,819 ♪ I'’m a modern man 593 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:35,386 ♪ Let me be your boy toy 594 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:38,564 ♪ A modern man Let me be your boy toy ♪ 595 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:39,782 [EXHALES] 596 00:24:39,826 --> 00:24:40,870 Wow. 597 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,611 Amazing. 598 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,788 WENDY: Does it really work?Oh, yeah. 599 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:48,051 You are a genius. 600 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,488 Tell me something I don'’t know. 601 00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:51,707 Cargo pants are out. 602 00:24:53,143 --> 00:24:55,537 [MUSIC PLAYING] 603 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,067 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 604 00:25:15,252 --> 00:25:17,124 [CLEARS THROAT] Ahem. 605 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,647 GIRL: He'’s here!GIRL 2: Oh, wow! 606 00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:21,215 So, uh, Coach Lorenzo, he got the question. 607 00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:23,696 If you so happy you getting a new coach, 608 00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:25,785 how come I no get a handshake 609 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:28,048 or a single "Hello, Coach Lorenzo"? 610 00:25:29,092 --> 00:25:30,790 ALL: Hello, Coach Lorenzo. 611 00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:34,315 Ah, bene. This-a more like the welcome I expecting. 612 00:25:34,358 --> 00:25:36,578 Hello this-a. Oh, yes. A-wow that. 613 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,275 How exciting it is-a. 614 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,018 Pretty ladies. Hi. Hi. Hi. 615 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,846 He looks like Al Pacino. 616 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,674 Or the Burger King guy. 617 00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,284 GIRL: Nice to meet you. Hi. 618 00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:51,419 Coach Lorenzo, we are honored having you coach our girls. 619 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:53,421 Oh, no, no, no. It is I who am honored 620 00:25:53,464 --> 00:25:55,336 to be coaching these-a ragazzas. 621 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,643 Grazie.I'’m... I'm Becca Handler. 622 00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,079 My mom picked you up from the airport. 623 00:25:59,122 --> 00:26:02,256 Oh, si, si. What a delightful woman. 624 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:05,128 So beautiful, charming, 625 00:26:05,172 --> 00:26:07,653 organized, punctual. 626 00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:09,350 Great taste in the clothing. 627 00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:12,092 Smells like the sweet rain of the springtime. 628 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:15,008 Uh, you'’re talking about Wendy Handler... 629 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:19,012 Yea-high, thin, and thinks she'’s really funny? 630 00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:21,492 Ah, hilarious, this woman. 631 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:23,320 You'’re so lucky to have her for mother. 632 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:25,496 I'’m just saying. 633 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:30,240 Come to think of it, where is Wendy? 634 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:32,547 Why...She, she, she... She'’s getting more 635 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,896 of the munchies for these-a little ragazzas. 636 00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:36,595 They'’re growing. They need to get strong-a. 637 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,466 [CHUCKLING] You know, you surprised us. 638 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,555 But in a good way.Yeah. 639 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,471 Well, I, I, I...I start to make-a da knock-knock-knock 640 00:26:43,514 --> 00:26:46,300 on the front door, but then Lorenzo, he change his mind. 641 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,997 I go around the back, I see the gate, 642 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,999 I come inside, and-a boom, I'’m here. 643 00:26:50,043 --> 00:26:53,612 This, my Galaxy girls, is soccer lesson numero uno, okay? So, 644 00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:56,527 always, you go straight for the goal. 645 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,486 Like you gonna knock-knock knock-knock on the front door, 646 00:26:58,529 --> 00:27:00,662 and then boom, you go through the side door, the back door. 647 00:27:00,706 --> 00:27:02,490 I don'’t care which way you going, 648 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:06,363 just so long as it'’s not the way the other team expecting. 649 00:27:06,407 --> 00:27:09,453 And this is a-football lesson numero uno. 650 00:27:10,063 --> 00:27:11,238 Capisce? 651 00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:13,675 [BREATHES] Si. 652 00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,592 [YAWNING] 653 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,638 DEE: You must be exhausted from your flight. 654 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:21,988 Si, si.But I try to coming and meet, 655 00:27:22,031 --> 00:27:23,772 I must, my new a-students. 656 00:27:23,816 --> 00:27:25,687 So now I go to my hotel, 657 00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:28,255 I get a little of the bright-eye, bushy-tail sleeping, 658 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:30,213 and then I come back tomorrow for practice. 659 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:32,041 DEE: Let me drive you, Coach.No. No. 660 00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:35,262 Always when I in a new time zone, I must-a walk... 661 00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,743 a-walk for miles, or else Coach Lorenzo, 662 00:27:37,786 --> 00:27:39,919 He cannot, uh... how you say... sleep. 663 00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:42,008 You girls, you better get out of here, 664 00:27:42,051 --> 00:27:43,618 go home and get some rest. 665 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,142 You know why? Because tomorrow I gonna work-a your butts 666 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:48,536 like never before in the practice! 667 00:27:48,579 --> 00:27:49,668 Okay? 668 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,671 All right-a. Ciao. 669 00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:56,152 See you tomorrow.ALL: Ciao! 670 00:27:56,196 --> 00:27:57,763 Ciao, Lorenzo. 671 00:27:58,589 --> 00:27:59,765 Ciao. 672 00:28:01,767 --> 00:28:03,072 [GROANING] 673 00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:04,465 What am I doing? 674 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:09,426 WENDY: Hey. 675 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,646 It'’s over already? What did I miss? 676 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,866 As usual, I was the life of the party. 677 00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,216 WENDY: As usual. Bye, girls. 678 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,307 A certain Italian was looking at me like I was a basket 679 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:23,702 of breadsticks from the Olive Garden. 680 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,225 Oh, really? 681 00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:27,575 Don'’t tell me you didn't want to rip his shirt off. 682 00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,751 Yes. Yes, I did. 683 00:28:29,795 --> 00:28:31,100 [LAUGHING] 684 00:28:31,144 --> 00:28:34,538 And his goatee and his nose, too, yes. 685 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:35,670 Good night. 686 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,845 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 687 00:28:36,889 --> 00:28:38,760 Hey.Oh, my God. 688 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:41,067 Yeah?He'’s so amazing! 689 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,069 He'’s so real! I mean, you know, it'’s just... 690 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:45,636 I mean, so not about being a big star at all. 691 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,291 I can tell right away he'’s gonna be the best coach ever. 692 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:50,380 I can'’t believe it.I wouldn'’t be too hasty. 693 00:28:50,424 --> 00:28:52,295 Huh?I said won'’t these be tasty? 694 00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:56,169 [MUSIC PLAYING] 695 00:28:58,301 --> 00:28:59,650 [CLOSES DOOR] 696 00:29:06,483 --> 00:29:08,659 Dr. ELLEN: Good work. Good work, Becca. 697 00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:10,009 [PHONE RINGING] 698 00:29:11,184 --> 00:29:12,576 Oh, I gotta take this. 699 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:15,188 Oh, I hate it when she works on the weekends. It'’s... 700 00:29:15,231 --> 00:29:17,277 Here. Meet me in the car. 701 00:29:18,365 --> 00:29:19,801 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 702 00:29:19,845 --> 00:29:21,455 You know, she almost quit the team. 703 00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:24,632 Yes. I, um... 704 00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:26,460 How do you feel about that? 705 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,505 Well, you know, I'’m glad she didn't, 706 00:29:28,549 --> 00:29:30,377 but I'’m worried that she wanted to. 707 00:29:30,420 --> 00:29:32,031 So you'’re conflicted. 708 00:29:32,074 --> 00:29:34,337 Of course I'’m conflicted. Shouldn'’t I be conflicted? 709 00:29:35,469 --> 00:29:37,819 You tell me.No, you tell me. 710 00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,125 Should I be worried? 711 00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:40,996 Uh, what do you think? 712 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,737 No, I want to know what you think. 713 00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,914 Uh, really? 714 00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,525 Well, you know when we talked about before 715 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,266 that Becca'’s at a crossroads? 716 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:54,140 Well, I think this coach would put her on the right path, 717 00:29:54,183 --> 00:29:56,838 and I think it'’s really important. 718 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:57,839 You do? 719 00:29:58,666 --> 00:29:59,710 Do you? 720 00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:01,408 I think... 721 00:30:01,451 --> 00:30:02,801 we'’re done here. 722 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,541 Are we? 723 00:30:06,239 --> 00:30:07,588 I'’ll, uh, just... 724 00:30:08,241 --> 00:30:09,503 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 725 00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,765 Oh, yeah. 726 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,115 Well, our... our time'’s up anyway, so... 727 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:14,421 [CHUCKLING] 728 00:30:14,464 --> 00:30:15,988 Okay. 729 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,859 GIRL: Hey, kick it over here. 730 00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:20,819 Yes, I have new cars coming in by next Tuesday. 731 00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:25,475 WENDY: Oh, this is crazy. What was I thinking? 732 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,608 This is not gonna work. This is not gonna work. 733 00:30:27,651 --> 00:30:29,653 No. I am Lorenzo. I am Lorenzo. 734 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,481 I am-a Lorenzo. 735 00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:33,353 Ciao, bambolinas. 736 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:34,920 Coach Lorenzo'’s here. 737 00:30:34,963 --> 00:30:36,660 Hey! 738 00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:39,359 Yes-a! So very nice. 739 00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:40,882 DEE: Hi. I'’m Dee Dee. 740 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:42,275 We met the other night at the party. 741 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,146 Oh, I could never forget such a lovely face. 742 00:30:44,190 --> 00:30:46,322 And how you doin'’, sir? I'’m Dee Dee's husband. 743 00:30:46,366 --> 00:30:47,541 Oh, Lorenzo stay away. 744 00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:48,803 [LAUGHTER] 745 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,892 DEE: Take a picture? Please?Yes-a! 746 00:30:50,936 --> 00:30:54,374 DEE: That'’s wonderful.Arms around Coach Lorenzo. 747 00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,898 And when we count to three, we say what? 748 00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,334 Formaggio. 749 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,162 One, two, three. 750 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,034 ALL: Formaggio! [CLICKS] 751 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:03,557 [CHUCKLING] That'’s wonderful. 752 00:31:03,949 --> 00:31:05,254 Ah! 753 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:07,039 DEE: Thank you.LORENZO: Very exciting. 754 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,823 We here to start the practice. 755 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,391 Lorenzo, you'’re the greatest dribbler I'’ve ever seen. 756 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,609 Can you show us? 757 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,481 Yeah, show us some of your footwork. 758 00:31:14,524 --> 00:31:18,877 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 759 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,531 I love to dribble more than anything in this life, 760 00:31:21,575 --> 00:31:23,229 but I hurt my leg last year. 761 00:31:23,272 --> 00:31:24,621 I can no longer do the thing 762 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,797 I love more than anything in this world. But... 763 00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:28,364 you can. 764 00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,932 I will teach all of you how to be champions. 765 00:31:30,976 --> 00:31:32,760 Where? Out there, 766 00:31:34,066 --> 00:31:35,502 in here, 767 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,025 and most important, 768 00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,941 in here, okay? 769 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:44,990 Well, Coach, we'’re just here to learn, 770 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,469 so show us any way you can. 771 00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:52,649 I, uh... 772 00:31:54,260 --> 00:31:55,348 I... 773 00:31:59,830 --> 00:32:02,094 DEE: Coach Lorenzo, what'’s wrong? 774 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:03,965 LORENZO: I'’m sorry. I... 775 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:05,575 I cannot do this. I... 776 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:07,795 I cannot coach you. 777 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,885 You see, I, uh... 778 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,105 I am not what you think. You see, I... 779 00:32:13,148 --> 00:32:14,802 DEE: Why not? Why can'’t you coach us? 780 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,325 -I'’m not, uh... -TONY: Uh, because 781 00:32:16,369 --> 00:32:21,026 Coach Lorenzo'’s assistant coach is late. 782 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:23,985 Sorry. Sorry about that.Yes. Bene. Bene. 783 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:25,204 Yeah. 784 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:27,162 Try not to be late anymore. Yes, no? 785 00:32:27,206 --> 00:32:28,468 It won'’t happen again. 786 00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:30,949 This is your assistant coach, Tony DaSilva. Yes. 787 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,341 How are you?BECCA: Tony, 788 00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:33,995 you do Coach Lorenzo'’s hair? 789 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,346 Um, well, your... your... 790 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,653 No. Actually, your mom, uh, asked me to, uh, 791 00:32:39,696 --> 00:32:43,004 come and help out since I speak Italian, 792 00:32:43,048 --> 00:32:44,963 and Coach'’s English might be a little tough to follow. 793 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:47,313 It'’s not so bene. Non capisco. 794 00:32:47,356 --> 00:32:50,055 Italian... American girls-a, yes-a. 795 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:51,534 My mom thought of that? 796 00:32:51,578 --> 00:32:53,536 Yeah. Your mom thought of that. 797 00:32:53,580 --> 00:32:54,929 All right. Let'’s get to work. 798 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,975 The coach gave me his instructions here. 799 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:59,020 Uh, let'’s see. Start out each practice 800 00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:01,022 with leg stretches and ball hops. 801 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,590 Right, Coach?Si. Yes. Yes. Right. 802 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,418 So what you standing around for? 803 00:33:05,461 --> 00:33:07,333 You waiting I should send you an invite? 804 00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:10,162 www.getyourbuttsonthefield.com! 805 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:11,946 Let'’s go, let's go, let'’s go! 806 00:33:12,642 --> 00:33:14,209 Let'’s go! Go! 807 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:18,735 Yeah.GIRL: Let'’s do it. 808 00:33:20,955 --> 00:33:23,349 Hey, mille grazie. 809 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,961 Just, uh, let me lead the stretches, 810 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,789 and then you announce you'’re running them 811 00:33:28,832 --> 00:33:30,573 through a split cross drive drill. 812 00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:32,053 A split cross drive drill? 813 00:33:32,097 --> 00:33:33,837 No. Just... Just... Just follow my lead, 814 00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:35,491 and you'’ll be fine, Wendy. 815 00:33:35,535 --> 00:33:37,493 I mean, Coach Lorenzo. 816 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:38,886 Grazie. 817 00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,540 Attenzione! 818 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,846 Come closer. 819 00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,152 In a momento, 820 00:33:44,196 --> 00:33:46,154 we'’re gonna form the two lines-a, 821 00:33:46,198 --> 00:33:49,375 and Coach Tony here is going to warm up the muscles. 822 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:53,335 And then we'’re going to do a split cross drive drills. 823 00:33:53,379 --> 00:33:54,858 [MUSIC PLAYING] 824 00:33:54,902 --> 00:33:56,164 GIRL: Go, go, go, go! 825 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,470 GIRL 2: Got it! 826 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,385 GIRL: Good one! 827 00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:00,951 GIRL: Hey.Got it. 828 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:02,475 GIRL: Oh!GIRL 2: Nice! 829 00:34:02,518 --> 00:34:05,086 [MUSIC PLAYING] 830 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,479 Whoo!Send it back! 831 00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,090 Girls... 832 00:34:09,656 --> 00:34:10,831 GIRL: Good one! 833 00:34:11,397 --> 00:34:13,181 Whoa! 834 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:14,443 BECCA: Great! 835 00:34:15,662 --> 00:34:18,273 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 836 00:34:18,317 --> 00:34:20,232 BECCA: Come on, guys, let'’s do it. 837 00:34:21,233 --> 00:34:22,712 Yeah, guys, footwork! 838 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,152 GIRL: Side toe! Side toe! 839 00:34:27,195 --> 00:34:29,110 GIRL: Oh, beauty! Beauty! 840 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:30,590 Whoo! 841 00:34:31,417 --> 00:34:32,983 How fantastico! 842 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:34,594 [WHISTLING] 843 00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:37,379 Fantastico, girls! Nice work! 844 00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:42,341 Okay, here'’s your sum-up and final thoughts. 845 00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:44,560 [IN ORIGINAL VOICE] How can I ever repay you? 846 00:34:44,604 --> 00:34:45,953 I'’ll think of something. 847 00:34:47,215 --> 00:34:49,043 [IN ACCENT] Okay, girls. 848 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,305 Hey, come closer. 849 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:57,660 How many of you are kicking only with the right foot? 850 00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:00,620 Okay. Next practice, you not even allowed 851 00:35:00,663 --> 00:35:02,491 to touch the ball with your right foot. 852 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971 Only the left. Capisce? 853 00:35:04,014 --> 00:35:05,364 ALL: Capisce. 854 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:06,887 Uh?ALL: Capisce! 855 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,019 A defender who got no idea which-a way you gonna kick, 856 00:35:09,063 --> 00:35:10,673 and then a-boom, suddenly she got 857 00:35:10,717 --> 00:35:12,414 a-twice as many things to worry about. 858 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:14,112 Right?ALL: Right, yeah. 859 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:15,896 ALL: Right! 860 00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:18,464 Okay. Now, get out. Go home. See you later. 861 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,904 Great practice today, Coach. 862 00:35:23,947 --> 00:35:26,211 Hey, you do a nice job today, too. 863 00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,909 I can tell you must have the soccer in your blood. 864 00:35:28,952 --> 00:35:30,780 Oh, yeah. My dad used to coach the team. 865 00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:33,218 Yes, I hear this-a from Coach Tony. 866 00:35:34,741 --> 00:35:37,178 Um, can I tell you something crazy? 867 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:42,183 Nothing you say to Lorenzo is crazy. 868 00:35:42,227 --> 00:35:44,359 Well, I just have the strangest feeling 869 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,839 like I know you from someplace. 870 00:35:45,882 --> 00:35:47,971 You crazy. It'’s impossible. 871 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:56,023 [MUSIC PLAYING] 872 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,901 [CLOSES DOOR] 873 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,341 You know, you'’re always the last mom to show up. 874 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:11,908 Honey, I'’m so sorry. I know. I... 875 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:13,606 I got caught up at work. It was... 876 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,564 Yeah, well, it'’s always busy at work, Mom. 877 00:36:17,523 --> 00:36:19,873 I promise you I will make it up to you, okay? 878 00:36:20,613 --> 00:36:22,963 Whatever you want. 879 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,791 I wanna invite Coach Lorenzo over for dinner. 880 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,009 N... No! 881 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,794 Why not?[CHUCKLING] 882 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:30,144 I mean, there'’s no way he's gonna have time to just, 883 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,669 you know, lounge around eating dinner with us 884 00:36:33,713 --> 00:36:34,975 in our dining room, eating. 885 00:36:35,018 --> 00:36:37,020 And like you know what he can and cannot do. 886 00:36:37,064 --> 00:36:39,545 I mean, you haven'’t been to one practice since he started. 887 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:42,896 Oh, my God! A spider! 888 00:36:42,939 --> 00:36:44,245 [SCREAMING] Oh, my... 889 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:46,421 Oh! Uh... 890 00:36:46,465 --> 00:36:48,728 [YELLING] Kill it! Kill it! 891 00:36:48,771 --> 00:36:50,686 I think you got it. You got it. You got it. 892 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,819 Godzilla could not have survived that. 893 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,429 Throw it out the window! Throw it out the window! 894 00:36:54,473 --> 00:36:55,822 Throw it out the window, Mom! 895 00:36:55,865 --> 00:36:57,476 All right! 896 00:36:57,519 --> 00:36:59,391 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 897 00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:04,004 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 898 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:08,835 I hate spiders. 899 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:17,278 WENDY: Ahem. Look at that. 900 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,497 Right. 901 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:19,802 Please try not to kill this one. 902 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:21,064 Thank you. 903 00:37:21,108 --> 00:37:22,457 Is that him?Mm-hmm. 904 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:23,763 Wow. He'’s good. 905 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,373 Yeah.Okay. 906 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,070 Here. See him shifting? Unexpectedly? 907 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:28,507 How he whirls and kicks from behind? 908 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:31,031 Throws those defenders way off balance. 909 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,425 Geez. I had no idea he was this amazing. 910 00:37:33,468 --> 00:37:35,165 Look at him jump. 911 00:37:35,209 --> 00:37:38,299 Guys I know in dance would'’ve gone nuts over him. 912 00:37:38,343 --> 00:37:39,866 I'’ll bet they would've. 913 00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:41,476 Hey, can I borrow this DVD? 914 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,262 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 915 00:37:49,702 --> 00:37:52,444 All right, honey. I'’ll see you after practice. 916 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:55,142 Mom, how come you never bother coming to practice anymore? 917 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,491 Well, I have a ton of err... 918 00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:58,537 I mean, I have a ton of errands today. I'’m... 919 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,278 Yeah, okay. Well, just don'’t forget 920 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,192 the mother-daughter dinner tonight, please? 921 00:38:02,236 --> 00:38:03,846 Yeah, of course. I'’ll meet you there. 922 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:05,065 On time?Yes, of course. 923 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,588 When have I ever not been on time? 924 00:38:06,632 --> 00:38:09,025 Okay, all the time. But this time, I promise. 925 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:11,245 I promise.Okay. 926 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,247 BECCA: Bye.Okay, bye. I love you. 927 00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:15,684 [SIGHS] 928 00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,210 Tell Becca she'’s still leaning too much 929 00:38:20,254 --> 00:38:22,300 on her left foot before she kicks. 930 00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:24,084 No way. Her strides are just too short. 931 00:38:24,127 --> 00:38:25,477 Becca! 932 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,566 Uh, take a-longer strides, eh? 933 00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:29,916 Too choppy-choppy for the kick. Try it. 934 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:31,352 BECCA: Thanks, Coach.Yeah. 935 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,877 You, uh, didn'’t do what I told you to do. 936 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,357 Yes, because it was obvious to me 937 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:38,054 she wasn'’t timing her approach, so... 938 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,840 No, that was a compliment, not a complaint. 939 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:43,103 Oh. Oh. That... What? 940 00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:46,411 Oh. Grazie. 941 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,458 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 942 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,764 [CALL RECEIVED BEEP] 943 00:38:51,807 --> 00:38:54,419 Si.I mean, yes. It'’s Wendy. 944 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:55,985 He'’s got a girlfriend.WENDY: Who? 945 00:38:56,508 --> 00:38:58,510 Wally. Who else? 946 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,163 I ran into them at the supermarket. 947 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:02,252 She was wearing sweatpants that said "Juicy" on the butt! 948 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:03,645 What kind of message does that send? 949 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:05,168 I'’m so sorry. 950 00:39:05,212 --> 00:39:07,170 DEE: It'’s irresponsible is what it is. 951 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,216 Look, Dee... Flaunting it all over town! 952 00:39:09,259 --> 00:39:10,739 You rejected him so many times. 953 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:11,958 That doesn'’t mean that I want another woman 954 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:13,220 getting her hands on my husband. 955 00:39:13,263 --> 00:39:15,135 Ex-husband. But we'’re not divorced yet. 956 00:39:15,178 --> 00:39:17,616 There'’s a child involved, for heaven'’s sake. 957 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:20,140 This man was the love of my life. 958 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:22,142 You know, I bet he met her on the Internet. 959 00:39:22,185 --> 00:39:23,926 I'’m so sorry, honey. I really am. 960 00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:26,015 No, it'’s fine. It's fine. 961 00:39:26,059 --> 00:39:27,539 Two can play at that game. 962 00:39:27,582 --> 00:39:30,106 There are plenty of guys dying to get a little of this. 963 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:34,807 Uh, si, si. Uh, pepperoni-a. 964 00:39:35,547 --> 00:39:36,852 Uh... Ciao. 965 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,419 Ordering pizza. 966 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:41,117 Laurie lost her sweater again, and I just thought that... 967 00:39:42,075 --> 00:39:43,424 since I was coming over here, 968 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,078 I might bring you a little something. 969 00:39:45,121 --> 00:39:46,514 Cupcakes?Oh. 970 00:39:46,558 --> 00:39:48,777 You have, uh, beautiful cupcakes, 971 00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,912 but Lorenzo, he, uh, eating the no carbs. 972 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:54,566 South Beach.Of course. 973 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:56,132 I don'’t know what I was thinking. 974 00:39:56,176 --> 00:39:57,569 So sorry. 975 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,788 A man with your physique clearly does not eat cupcakes. 976 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,400 [LAUGHING] Grazie. 977 00:40:02,443 --> 00:40:06,839 It'’s incredible watching you work with our girls. 978 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:10,103 They really want to make you happy. 979 00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:13,193 [MUSIC PLAYING] 980 00:40:13,236 --> 00:40:16,805 We all want to make you happy, if you know what I mean. 981 00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:19,199 Oh, I already so happy. 982 00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:22,158 Look, it'’s like I have little bluebird on my shoulder 983 00:40:22,202 --> 00:40:25,597 singing "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay." 984 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,469 You just must be exhausted from practice. 985 00:40:28,513 --> 00:40:31,559 Why don'’t you let me take you back to your hotel? 986 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:34,301 No, I prefer walking. 987 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:37,130 You know Lorenzo. Strong like horse, so... 988 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,349 I just bet you are. 989 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:41,439 Oy. 990 00:40:43,092 --> 00:40:44,180 Oy. 991 00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:46,356 [DEE MOANING] 992 00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:52,754 [MUSIC PLAYING] 993 00:40:53,799 --> 00:40:55,540 [DEE MOANING] 994 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:57,716 Oh. 995 00:40:58,847 --> 00:41:00,066 Si. 996 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:01,284 What the heck? 997 00:41:01,937 --> 00:41:03,156 Oh. 998 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:04,549 You checking up on me, Wally? 999 00:41:04,592 --> 00:41:06,986 Nah, I just didn'’t think it was appropriate 1000 00:41:07,029 --> 00:41:09,423 to be filming a "Girls Gone Wild" video 1001 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,556 at our daughter'’s soccer field. 1002 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:14,863 But it'’s okay to take a hussy to the grocery store. 1003 00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:16,343 Ginger'’s not a hussy. 1004 00:41:16,386 --> 00:41:18,476 She'’s a paralegal, and she'’s nice to me. 1005 00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,042 And, yet, here you are. 1006 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:21,217 We'’ve come to get the coach. 1007 00:41:21,261 --> 00:41:23,045 Yeah, come on. Let'’s get out of here. 1008 00:41:23,089 --> 00:41:24,438 I got to be home by ten, 1009 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,440 or my wife'’s gonna take away my Xbox again. 1010 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,224 No, no, no.Come on, Coach! 1011 00:41:28,268 --> 00:41:29,878 Don'’t you have your mother/daughter dinner? 1012 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:32,359 Coach, the girls won'’t mind if you crash our party. 1013 00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,274 Man'’s night out. 1014 00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:36,842 No, no, no. The coach, he want to stay, 1015 00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:39,714 but it is boy'’s night out, and coach is a boy, so... 1016 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:40,976 What happened to your eye? 1017 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:44,284 Oh. Yes, si. 1018 00:41:44,327 --> 00:41:46,547 The thought of leaving you 1019 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,680 makes the coach very sad. 1020 00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,856 Coach, come on. 1021 00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:53,598 Si,but go I must, 1022 00:41:53,641 --> 00:41:54,686 and so ciao. 1023 00:41:54,729 --> 00:41:55,991 I call you. 1024 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:57,993 [MEN CHEERING] 1025 00:41:58,037 --> 00:41:59,212 All right, Coach! 1026 00:41:59,255 --> 00:42:00,474 I gotta be home by ten. 1027 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,694 ALL: Whoo-hoo! 1028 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:04,783 DEE: Idiots. 1029 00:42:04,826 --> 00:42:07,089 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1030 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:09,570 [INDISTINCY CHATTER] 1031 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,267 MEN: Oh, yeah. Yeah! 1032 00:42:11,311 --> 00:42:12,573 No, wait. Wait. Wait. 1033 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:14,488 Jessica Alba. 1034 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:15,750 Courtney Cox. 1035 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:17,752 And Rachael Ray. 1036 00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:19,624 Rachael Ray?She knows how to cook. 1037 00:42:19,667 --> 00:42:22,191 Huh?Yeah! That'’s a list! 1038 00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,628 Yeah! Yeah! 1039 00:42:25,194 --> 00:42:26,718 What about you, Coach? 1040 00:42:26,761 --> 00:42:29,372 Three women on a deserted island. Who would you pick? 1041 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:30,548 Okay, okay. Uh... 1042 00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,593 Tina Turner. Uh... 1043 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,421 Emily Dickinson. 1044 00:42:34,464 --> 00:42:35,683 And maybe Hillary Clinton. 1045 00:42:35,727 --> 00:42:37,598 Dude, is Emily Dickinson hot? 1046 00:42:37,642 --> 00:42:39,252 Oh, she most smoking hot. 1047 00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:40,601 How do you say this, uh? 1048 00:42:40,645 --> 00:42:41,907 Smolder. 1049 00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:44,823 Bene. 1050 00:42:44,866 --> 00:42:46,955 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 1051 00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:53,614 [CAMERA CLICKS] 1052 00:42:53,658 --> 00:42:56,661 ♪ Rushing people Swish and sway 1053 00:42:56,704 --> 00:42:57,792 ♪ In the breeze 1054 00:42:57,836 --> 00:43:00,447 ♪ The writing'’s on the wall 1055 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,797 ♪ Unified field open up 1056 00:43:02,841 --> 00:43:04,016 [PHONE BEEPS] 1057 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:07,933 Maybe she had car trouble. 1058 00:43:07,976 --> 00:43:10,500 Well, I'’m sure she had an emergency at work. 1059 00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:12,067 You know my mom. 1060 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,374 Saving lives, one hair appointment at a time. 1061 00:43:15,462 --> 00:43:16,506 Well, whatever it was, 1062 00:43:16,550 --> 00:43:18,334 I'’m sure it was pretty important. 1063 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:19,509 [PHONE BEEPING] 1064 00:43:19,553 --> 00:43:21,207 Yes. Mi excuse. 1065 00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:23,644 [PHONE BEEPING] 1066 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,298 MAN: Whoa. Nice phone. 1067 00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:27,735 Hmm! 1068 00:43:31,304 --> 00:43:35,874 Uh, Lorenzo must, uh... how you say... going. I must going. 1069 00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:37,702 No. So... 1070 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,052 you wouldn'’t put Dee Dee on that list, huh? 1071 00:43:40,095 --> 00:43:41,488 Oh, no, no. No. 1072 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:43,142 Not Dee Dee. No. 1073 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:44,709 Why not? 1074 00:43:44,752 --> 00:43:46,667 She ain'’t pretty enough for you? 1075 00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:48,103 Oh, no. She pretty. 1076 00:43:48,147 --> 00:43:50,497 How do you say? Beautiful! Uh... poppers. 1077 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:53,413 So... 1078 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,328 You do wanna get with her? 1079 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:58,157 Um... Excuse me. Miss. 1080 00:43:58,200 --> 00:43:59,811 Maybe having some water, please. 1081 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:02,552 For the peanuts...One water, coming up. 1082 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,816 WALLY: You know, what would you do with Dee Dee 1083 00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:06,339 on that deserted island? 1084 00:44:06,382 --> 00:44:08,515 LORENZO: Hmm... a little of this and that. 1085 00:44:08,558 --> 00:44:12,171 And maybe then, backgammon. Board games. 1086 00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:14,260 Maybe some talking. 1087 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:17,089 Wood carving. I don'’t know. 1088 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,351 Mm-hm. 1089 00:44:18,394 --> 00:44:20,309 Maybe finger-painting. You know. Scrapbooking. 1090 00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,181 Hey. 1091 00:44:22,224 --> 00:44:23,965 Hey. What can I get for you guys? 1092 00:44:24,009 --> 00:44:26,402 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1093 00:44:26,446 --> 00:44:28,143 [GLASS BREAKING] 1094 00:44:30,798 --> 00:44:32,408 Yes. 1095 00:44:32,452 --> 00:44:33,932 LORENZO: So I use the company jet. 1096 00:44:36,325 --> 00:44:38,501 Ah! This for me.Yes. 1097 00:44:43,202 --> 00:44:44,899 What is this?Water. 1098 00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:46,422 Lorenzo drinks vodka. 1099 00:44:46,466 --> 00:44:48,033 Are you saying you want a...Vodka. 1100 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:49,904 But you said...Lorenzo drinks vodka. 1101 00:44:49,948 --> 00:44:51,340 But...Vodka. 1102 00:44:51,384 --> 00:44:52,907 Vodka. 1103 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,822 [WHISPERING] Vodka. 1104 00:44:56,606 --> 00:44:57,999 Grazie. 1105 00:44:58,870 --> 00:45:00,523 Ahem. 1106 00:45:00,567 --> 00:45:01,916 So these two women, I have... 1107 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,048 Lorenzo really must go. 1108 00:45:03,091 --> 00:45:04,310 Now... now wait a minute. 1109 00:45:04,353 --> 00:45:05,964 Before you go, you gotta tell us. 1110 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,314 What'’s it like being on a field 1111 00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,490 with a thousand screaming women around you? 1112 00:45:10,533 --> 00:45:12,666 Oh, very exciting. But first... 1113 00:45:12,710 --> 00:45:15,190 Lorenzo, I must go into the bathroom. 1114 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,757 -Oh, okay. -But when you get back, 1115 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:19,325 you'’re gonna tell us everything, right? 1116 00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:21,109 I hope this is better, sir.Oh. Grazie. 1117 00:45:22,110 --> 00:45:23,633 Ach-tooey! 1118 00:45:23,677 --> 00:45:25,548 WENDY: It'’s vodka! Oh, I sorry. 1119 00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:27,333 Scusi. Scusi.Stop. Stop. Don'’t touch. 1120 00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:29,291 No, I mean it!Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 1121 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:31,729 That no-good two-timin'’ my Dee Dee? 1122 00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:35,297 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1123 00:45:39,737 --> 00:45:41,129 [CLANGING] 1124 00:45:42,304 --> 00:45:45,133 Look, now. Do you like the beer or the wine? 1125 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:46,918 The vino. 1126 00:45:46,961 --> 00:45:48,093 I like the vino. 1127 00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:50,530 Okay. I think I got it now. 1128 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:51,879 Here'’s your water. 1129 00:45:52,401 --> 00:45:54,490 [SPLASHES] 1130 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:55,883 [BREATHES] 1131 00:45:57,102 --> 00:45:58,451 Grazie. 1132 00:45:59,974 --> 00:46:01,802 Pazza! 1133 00:46:01,846 --> 00:46:04,805 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1134 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:06,154 Isn'’t that Coach? 1135 00:46:06,198 --> 00:46:08,417 Yeah. Wasn'’t he wearing a warm-up suit, 1136 00:46:08,461 --> 00:46:10,419 like, 30 seconds ago?Yeah. 1137 00:46:10,463 --> 00:46:11,812 Did you see this woman? She'’s crazy. 1138 00:46:11,856 --> 00:46:13,466 She dump the water. Look at my hair. 1139 00:46:13,509 --> 00:46:14,684 I look like a strega. 1140 00:46:14,728 --> 00:46:16,251 And I got some more for you. 1141 00:46:16,295 --> 00:46:17,818 Augh!Thank you. 1142 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:19,037 Bene. Bene. 1143 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,605 Anybody else? Huh? 1144 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,043 You want to see crazy? Huh? 1145 00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:27,480 Come... yeah. This is crazy. 1146 00:46:27,523 --> 00:46:29,438 Hey. This is nice! I miss it. 1147 00:46:29,482 --> 00:46:31,353 My hair. It'’s like the mousse, huh? 1148 00:46:32,528 --> 00:46:33,921 Good night! 1149 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,314 [OPENS DOOR] 1150 00:46:37,969 --> 00:46:39,448 How are we gettin'’ home? 1151 00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:40,710 That'’s a good question 1152 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:44,889 Hey, the photographer'’s gonna leave. 1153 00:46:44,932 --> 00:46:46,281 Let'’s take a picture. 1154 00:46:46,325 --> 00:46:48,370 Oh, no. You guys go ahead. 1155 00:46:48,414 --> 00:46:49,502 Come on, Becca. 1156 00:46:49,545 --> 00:46:51,156 Are you sure? 1157 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:53,027 Oh, yeah, trust me. 1158 00:46:53,071 --> 00:46:54,899 Remember, orphans are very tough. 1159 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:56,944 All right. 1160 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:02,036 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1161 00:47:03,951 --> 00:47:05,605 This is too rich. 1162 00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,737 You know what to do. 1163 00:47:11,785 --> 00:47:16,137 Gee, how does it feel to be stood up by your own mom? 1164 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:18,139 My mom had an emergency at work. 1165 00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:20,054 [SARCASTICALLY] You know, work... 1166 00:47:20,098 --> 00:47:22,317 what the rest of the world does to pay the bills. 1167 00:47:22,361 --> 00:47:23,666 I'’ve heard of it. 1168 00:47:23,710 --> 00:47:25,581 But I'’ll probably never have to do it. [LAUGHS] 1169 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:28,149 Oh, you'’re in luck. Your mom'’s here. 1170 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,803 Now you can take a photo. 1171 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,419 [TIFFANY CHUCKLING] 1172 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,249 GIRL: Oh, you guys. 1173 00:47:42,381 --> 00:47:43,512 What is she doing? 1174 00:47:43,556 --> 00:47:45,471 Oh, hi, Mom. 1175 00:47:46,211 --> 00:47:47,255 Wha... 1176 00:47:47,821 --> 00:47:49,301 Oh, her? 1177 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:50,824 She'’s just jealous 1178 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:54,697 because even though you'’re made of a mop and a plate, 1179 00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:57,657 you still have more human parts than her mom. 1180 00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:01,052 And I think her rage 1181 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,880 comes from being aware that 1182 00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:04,969 her mother'’s high demands may 1183 00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:08,276 temporarily make her a high achiever. 1184 00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:11,497 But deep down, she knows she'’ll peak in high school 1185 00:48:11,540 --> 00:48:14,021 and then spend the rest of her life 1186 00:48:14,065 --> 00:48:17,503 wondering why nobody else thinks she'’s so special. 1187 00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:19,374 It'’s sad. 1188 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:21,550 Okay. 1189 00:48:21,594 --> 00:48:23,248 Your nose cost more than their car. 1190 00:48:24,205 --> 00:48:25,337 [TIFFANY CHUCKLING] 1191 00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,642 Red card. 1192 00:48:26,686 --> 00:48:27,948 TIFFANY: Let me get her. 1193 00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,994 Mom, get off of me. 1194 00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,865 WENDY: Hey, what'’s going on? 1195 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,736 Hey, hey. What are you doing? 1196 00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:34,999 Stop it. 1197 00:48:36,826 --> 00:48:38,045 You suck, Mom. 1198 00:48:46,445 --> 00:48:49,187 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1199 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:52,277 Keep the ball on the ground, Becca. 1200 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:56,672 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1201 00:48:56,716 --> 00:48:59,066 All right, Laurie, back up. 1202 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:01,329 Shoot! Shoot to the goal! 1203 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:02,678 Shoot! Shoot! 1204 00:49:05,203 --> 00:49:06,769 Whoo!Yeah. 1205 00:49:07,248 --> 00:49:09,424 [APPLAUDING] 1206 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,209 Whoo! 1207 00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:12,645 [REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE] 1208 00:49:13,863 --> 00:49:17,780 [SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT] 1209 00:49:17,824 --> 00:49:21,871 ♪ You got a free ride So you can'’t say no 1210 00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:26,441 ♪ Feel the sunshine Making you sweat. 1211 00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:30,750 ♪ Ladies are waiting In the sunshine ♪ 1212 00:49:37,235 --> 00:49:39,063 Laurie is kicking meteors, 1213 00:49:39,106 --> 00:49:41,152 and Becca'’s, like, passing like, 1214 00:49:41,195 --> 00:49:43,371 well, what'’s her name, some sort of meat product. 1215 00:49:43,415 --> 00:49:44,851 Mia Hamm?Yeah. 1216 00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:46,287 [CLAPPING] 1217 00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:48,072 TONY: Yeah. 1218 00:49:48,115 --> 00:49:50,204 They'’re great, it'’s just that, uh, 1219 00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:51,771 they'’ve kind of plateaued. 1220 00:49:52,467 --> 00:49:53,642 Plateaued? 1221 00:49:56,689 --> 00:49:59,431 Yeah, there'’s still something missing from their game, Wendy. 1222 00:50:03,522 --> 00:50:04,871 TONY: Yes! 1223 00:50:04,914 --> 00:50:06,786 [APPLAUSE] 1224 00:50:06,829 --> 00:50:09,006 Good game, good game. Good game, good game. 1225 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:10,833 Hey, Coach. 1226 00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:12,487 Oh, hello. 1227 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,055 Where is the smile? 1228 00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:16,448 You win today, no? 1229 00:50:16,491 --> 00:50:17,971 Barely. 1230 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:20,974 Ahh, you either win or lose. There is no barely win. 1231 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,628 Well, we barely beat a team 1232 00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:25,283 that Malibu beat by five goals last week. 1233 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,633 We got a lot of work to do before regionals. 1234 00:50:27,676 --> 00:50:31,202 So you got a lot of work to do, capisce? Hey. 1235 00:50:31,245 --> 00:50:34,640 Lorenzo tell you something you'’re never gonna forget, okay? 1236 00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:36,033 And I learned this the hard way. 1237 00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:39,514 Nothing worth having comes easy. 1238 00:50:40,515 --> 00:50:41,777 Bene?Okay. 1239 00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:43,127 Okay.Okay. 1240 00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:44,911 You go.Thanks, Coach. 1241 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,434 I see you at home.What? 1242 00:50:46,478 --> 00:50:48,654 I said I'’d like to go to Rome. 1243 00:50:48,697 --> 00:50:49,872 Not today. 1244 00:50:49,916 --> 00:50:52,005 But, you know, someday. 1245 00:50:54,834 --> 00:50:56,531 [WHISPERING] What am I doing? 1246 00:50:56,575 --> 00:50:58,838 [INDISTINCY CHATTER] 1247 00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:06,063 ♪ You can'’t shake the past, Even if you broke free 1248 00:51:06,106 --> 00:51:10,110 ♪ Where would you run to? 1249 00:51:11,459 --> 00:51:15,072 ♪ You don'’t like The road you'’re on 1250 00:51:15,115 --> 00:51:20,903 ♪ There'’s nothing left to see 1251 00:51:20,947 --> 00:51:24,690 ♪ The pain in your eyes Has been blinding you 1252 00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:28,128 ♪ Still, you keep moving on, Fighting on 1253 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:29,521 ♪ Nowhere 1254 00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:35,309 ♪ Why don'’t you run? 1255 00:51:35,353 --> 00:51:39,400 ♪ Can'’t you see You can be here with me ♪ 1256 00:51:39,444 --> 00:51:41,141 Hello.Hello. 1257 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:44,536 May I see your driver'’s license, please? 1258 00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:48,931 Oh, prego, prego. 1259 00:51:54,894 --> 00:51:56,200 Really? 1260 00:51:56,243 --> 00:51:57,897 [WHISPERING] It'’s an old picture. 1261 00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,116 Mmm. 1262 00:52:00,769 --> 00:52:02,554 TV NARRATOR: Behind the Record Book. 1263 00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:04,643 The Lorenzo Vincenzo Story. 1264 00:52:05,513 --> 00:52:07,559 Known for his signature moves, the great Lorenzo was one 1265 00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,953 of the top ten players in the world. 1266 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,088 His team would win three National Championships 1267 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,829 and two World Cups. 1268 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:19,310 But his unpredictable temper got him in trouble 1269 00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:21,399 during the last World Cup, 1270 00:52:21,442 --> 00:52:23,575 resulting in a six-month suspension. 1271 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,100 Coupled with a chronic knee injury, 1272 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,624 it would keep him on the sidelines of the game. 1273 00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:32,149 But his talent was undeniable. 1274 00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,151 Why do creepy guys always get the moves? 1275 00:52:35,935 --> 00:52:39,547 He'’s like a creepy, hairy Justin Timberlake. 1276 00:52:39,591 --> 00:52:41,245 TV NARRATOR: We caught up with Lorenzo 1277 00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:44,378 in an exclusive interview during a career high point. 1278 00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:46,946 Uh, I don'’t know why God gives me this great gift 1279 00:52:46,989 --> 00:52:48,904 for the soccer, right? 1280 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:51,342 Uh, but, I feel the football 1281 00:52:51,385 --> 00:52:54,910 like Michelangelo feel the painting, 1282 00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:58,044 like David Hasselhoff feel the Baywatch, 1283 00:52:58,087 --> 00:53:01,047 like Verdi feels the music-a. 1284 00:53:01,961 --> 00:53:03,484 It'’s very nice. 1285 00:53:04,703 --> 00:53:07,706 Feel the music-a. 1286 00:53:09,664 --> 00:53:11,405 [WHISPERING] Feel the music. 1287 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:17,411 Feel the music-a. 1288 00:53:19,979 --> 00:53:21,720 [WHISPERING] Feel the music-a. 1289 00:53:22,286 --> 00:53:23,635 [BALL BOUNCING] 1290 00:53:25,854 --> 00:53:30,555 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1291 00:53:42,741 --> 00:53:47,180 ♪ Flirting with disaster 1292 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:51,358 ♪ You'’re the one I'm after 1293 00:53:51,402 --> 00:53:56,755 ♪ Think I found my destiny 1294 00:53:59,888 --> 00:54:04,023 ♪ Luxury and danger 1295 00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:08,288 ♪ Rationing, my stranger 1296 00:54:08,332 --> 00:54:13,554 ♪ Hold me close Don'’t let me be 1297 00:54:16,122 --> 00:54:20,344 ♪ I can fly on the wings Of my heart 1298 00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:24,609 ♪ Deep inside, I'’ve been falling apart 1299 00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:26,654 ♪ All alone 1300 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:28,961 ♪ There'’s a magic in you 1301 00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:30,441 ♪ And I'’ll be 1302 00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:35,054 ♪ Under your spell Of your love ♪ 1303 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:40,755 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1304 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:45,456 Nice. 1305 00:54:45,499 --> 00:54:46,892 Goal for Mom. 1306 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:49,460 LAURIE: Check it out. 1307 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:54,465 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1308 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:03,387 ♪ Flying on the wings Flying on the wings 1309 00:55:03,430 --> 00:55:07,129 ♪ Flying on the wings Of my heart 1310 00:55:07,173 --> 00:55:09,131 ♪ I can fly 1311 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:11,264 ♪ On the wings of my heart 1312 00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:13,353 ♪ Deep inside 1313 00:55:13,397 --> 00:55:15,703 ♪ I'’ve been falling apart 1314 00:55:15,747 --> 00:55:17,705 ♪ All alone 1315 00:55:17,749 --> 00:55:19,968 ♪ There'’s a magic in you 1316 00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,840 ♪ And I'’ll be 1317 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,669 ♪ Under your spell 1318 00:55:24,712 --> 00:55:26,061 BECCA: That was really cool. 1319 00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:27,498 It looked like you were dancing. 1320 00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:29,064 What about your knee? I thought you couldn'’t... 1321 00:55:29,108 --> 00:55:31,719 Listen, champions, they do what they love 1322 00:55:31,763 --> 00:55:33,286 in spite of the pain, yes? 1323 00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,462 Sometimes maybe even because of it. 1324 00:55:35,506 --> 00:55:36,811 But remember this always, 1325 00:55:36,855 --> 00:55:39,945 and you will have the heart of the champion, yes? 1326 00:55:39,988 --> 00:55:42,600 Okay. You guys, girls, you come with me 1327 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,906 I have many wonderful things for to teach you, yes? 1328 00:55:45,777 --> 00:55:47,344 Right, find the rhythm, girls. 1329 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:50,347 Feel the music, girls. 1330 00:55:50,390 --> 00:55:52,479 Yes, a-find the rhythm. 1331 00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:54,873 Feel the music, yes. 1332 00:55:54,916 --> 00:55:58,746 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1333 00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:03,360 TONY: Here'’s the play. 1334 00:56:03,403 --> 00:56:05,100 Becca here, Laurie, 1335 00:56:05,144 --> 00:56:06,711 what about, uh...Faith... 1336 00:56:06,754 --> 00:56:09,017 Oh, is this a bad time? I can come back. 1337 00:56:09,061 --> 00:56:10,410 No, no, no.No, no, sit. 1338 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,107 I actually have to go use the, uh... 1339 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,413 How do you say in Italian? Little boys'’ room. 1340 00:56:13,457 --> 00:56:15,241 Little boys'’ room, yes, go. 1341 00:56:15,284 --> 00:56:17,286 Okay, now, please, uh, 1342 00:56:17,330 --> 00:56:19,288 sit, uh, sitting down, yes. 1343 00:56:20,638 --> 00:56:22,596 Okay. 1344 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,424 So, you'’re, uh, leaving 1345 00:56:24,468 --> 00:56:26,383 for a promotional tour after regionals? 1346 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,123 Ah, yes. This is true. 1347 00:56:28,167 --> 00:56:31,649 I must, you know, make the bacon, of course. 1348 00:56:31,692 --> 00:56:33,651 Um, well, I, uh, 1349 00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:36,262 I kind of have something for you. 1350 00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:37,785 Oh. 1351 00:56:37,829 --> 00:56:39,265 It'’s kind of like a souvenir. 1352 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:41,876 I mean, it'’s not, like, a snow globe, or anything. 1353 00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,531 Oh, that'’s too bad. Lorenzo loves these snow globes. 1354 00:56:44,575 --> 00:56:47,447 And also the tiny souvenir shot glass, 1355 00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,796 and the key chain 1356 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,408 with his own name on it because it'’s nice, yes. 1357 00:56:51,451 --> 00:56:53,235 Well, I think, I'’ll keep that in mind. 1358 00:56:53,279 --> 00:56:54,498 Okay. 1359 00:56:55,847 --> 00:56:57,109 This is, um, 1360 00:56:57,152 --> 00:56:58,937 like a thank you gift, I guess. 1361 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:03,507 I didn'’t have time to wrap it, but... 1362 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:05,944 This was my dad'’s. It'’s real silver. 1363 00:57:07,075 --> 00:57:08,337 No. 1364 00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:10,470 I'’m so sorry, Bambina, I cannot accept this... 1365 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,733 Oh, no, please. It'’s just sitting in a box. 1366 00:57:12,777 --> 00:57:13,952 Uh... 1367 00:57:15,867 --> 00:57:18,783 It'’s a prezioso memory of your pappa, you know, 1368 00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:20,524 maybe something the mamma should have, 1369 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,395 not someone you barely know. 1370 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,484 No, my mom doesn'’t care. She doesn'’t get me. 1371 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:27,487 Aww, Lorenzo don'’t know about this... 1372 00:57:27,531 --> 00:57:31,143 this mamma of yours, she lose pappa, too, no? 1373 00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:32,449 Yeah. 1374 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,494 And, uh, now she working very hard 1375 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:35,974 to take care of all the babies. 1376 00:57:36,017 --> 00:57:37,279 Yeah. She'’s always working. 1377 00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:39,717 She must love this job, then, if she... 1378 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,893 No, no. She loved her old job. 1379 00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:43,198 She was a dancer. 1380 00:57:43,242 --> 00:57:45,940 But it hardly paid, and it wasn'’t steady. 1381 00:57:45,984 --> 00:57:47,464 She had to quit when my dad died 1382 00:57:47,507 --> 00:57:49,074 to get a regular paycheck. 1383 00:57:49,117 --> 00:57:50,815 Well, this sound like someone who care. 1384 00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,078 I mean, this sound like someone who care very much. 1385 00:57:57,604 --> 00:57:59,476 But there is more, yes? 1386 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:01,303 It'’s just I'm so mad at her all the time. 1387 00:58:01,347 --> 00:58:03,392 Don'’t ask me why, it'’s just... 1388 00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,744 I look at her, and all I think of is my dad. 1389 00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,920 The accident, and... 1390 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,704 You wondering. 1391 00:58:10,748 --> 00:58:13,359 You wonder why she survived and he did not? 1392 00:58:15,361 --> 00:58:17,885 I'’m sure she ask herself this question too. 1393 00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,628 Please don'’t go next week. 1394 00:58:21,672 --> 00:58:23,064 Please don'’t go. 1395 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,590 I'’ll always be here for you, yes. 1396 00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:28,461 [CAR HONKS] 1397 00:58:28,505 --> 00:58:29,984 That'’s my ride, I'm sorry. 1398 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:32,509 Well, you... you go. Ciao.Thank you. 1399 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,125 What happened? 1400 00:58:40,168 --> 00:58:41,343 I want out, Tony. 1401 00:58:41,387 --> 00:58:43,215 I'’m counting the seconds until regionals 1402 00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:45,870 so I can stop all this craziness 1403 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,567 than break my daughter'’s heart. 1404 00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:49,526 What was I thinking? 1405 00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:51,571 You were thinking you didn'’t want her to have 1406 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,094 another disappointment in her life. 1407 00:58:53,138 --> 00:58:54,966 No, I just wanted to spend time with her. 1408 00:58:55,009 --> 00:58:56,707 I did this for me, not her. 1409 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,317 It was selfish and wrong, 1410 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,798 and now I'’m going to hurt her all over again when he leaves. 1411 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,453 [SIGHS] 1412 00:59:04,497 --> 00:59:06,847 Careful, your face will drip off. 1413 00:59:06,891 --> 00:59:08,762 [CHUCKLES] 1414 00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:11,417 Wendy, listen to me. 1415 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,985 You are a great mother. 1416 00:59:14,028 --> 00:59:16,596 Okay? Those kids are lucky to have you. 1417 00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,165 Anybody would be lucky to have you in their life. 1418 00:59:26,345 --> 00:59:27,694 Um, what... 1419 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:30,479 Oh, God, I'’m so sorry. You'’re gay, I was... 1420 00:59:30,523 --> 00:59:32,612 What? No. No, no, no. Not gay. 1421 00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:33,831 I... Uh... 1422 00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,572 Look, I know everyone assumes 1423 00:59:35,615 --> 00:59:37,312 because of the hairdresser thing, 1424 00:59:37,356 --> 00:59:39,924 and because I'’m so witty and well-dressed. 1425 00:59:39,967 --> 00:59:41,752 But, um, 1426 00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:43,928 I'’ve actually always imagined kissing you. 1427 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:48,019 Maybe not with the goatee and... 1428 00:59:48,062 --> 00:59:50,021 You mean, this doesn'’t do anything for you? 1429 00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:51,979 Not really, no. 1430 00:59:52,023 --> 00:59:53,285 How surprising. 1431 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:54,329 But... 1432 00:59:54,939 --> 00:59:57,158 Oh, what the hell. 1433 00:59:57,202 --> 01:00:00,161 Oh, this just takes the cake and the biscuit. 1434 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:02,511 Oh, ciao, bambolina, now it'’s... 1435 01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:04,383 Listen, Luigi, 1436 01:00:04,426 --> 01:00:05,514 announcement... 1437 01:00:05,558 --> 01:00:07,386 You and I are through, okay? 1438 01:00:07,429 --> 01:00:08,866 Oh, and by the way, 1439 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,432 he came on to me first. 1440 01:00:10,476 --> 01:00:14,654 You know what? You are one crazy Italian freak. 1441 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:15,786 Baby, no. 1442 01:00:15,829 --> 01:00:18,310 Wait, wait. Where you go? 1443 01:00:18,353 --> 01:00:20,747 You came on to her first. 1444 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:23,576 Only because I had to find my eyebrow. I had to get it back. 1445 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:24,751 Really?Yeah. 1446 01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:26,057 All right. You know what? I got to go. 1447 01:00:26,100 --> 01:00:27,232 Oh, don'’t be like... 1448 01:00:27,275 --> 01:00:28,973 Sorry, just don'’t think I can handle... 1449 01:00:29,016 --> 01:00:30,409 Wait. Where are you going? 1450 01:00:30,452 --> 01:00:32,629 Come. Come back to me. 1451 01:00:33,499 --> 01:00:34,979 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1452 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:37,068 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1453 01:00:37,111 --> 01:00:38,678 Hi, honey. 1454 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:39,897 Hey, Mom. 1455 01:00:40,375 --> 01:00:41,463 Yeah. 1456 01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:45,467 Could you give me chills? 1457 01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,166 Yeah. 1458 01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:50,342 Remember the last time you asked for chills. 1459 01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:00,265 You nervous about the regionals tomorrow? 1460 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:01,788 A little. 1461 01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:03,703 We can beat Malibu Majestic. 1462 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,052 We all feel it now. 1463 01:01:07,489 --> 01:01:08,708 You know, I was thinking, 1464 01:01:10,492 --> 01:01:12,799 maybe we could take a dance class sometime. 1465 01:01:12,843 --> 01:01:15,236 You know, it'’d be kind of fun, taking a class together. 1466 01:01:17,761 --> 01:01:19,458 Yeah, that'’d be really nice. 1467 01:01:19,501 --> 01:01:20,894 I got to warn you, though. 1468 01:01:20,938 --> 01:01:23,201 My moves are even more embarrassing than you remember. 1469 01:01:23,244 --> 01:01:24,593 Not possible. 1470 01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:30,730 Mom? 1471 01:01:30,774 --> 01:01:31,905 Yeah. 1472 01:01:37,345 --> 01:01:40,348 I'’m sorry if I say things sometimes, 1473 01:01:40,392 --> 01:01:42,699 and if I hurt you when we talk. 1474 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,092 I'’m really sorry. 1475 01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:49,401 It'’s okay. I know. 1476 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:50,663 Come here. 1477 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:56,495 I don'’t suppose this means you'’ll be taking down 1478 01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:58,279 those "Keep Out" signs at the door. 1479 01:01:58,323 --> 01:01:59,411 Don'’t push it. 1480 01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:05,373 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1481 01:02:09,508 --> 01:02:11,466 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1482 01:02:11,945 --> 01:02:12,946 Finals. 1483 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:14,992 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1484 01:02:18,822 --> 01:02:19,866 Look at me. 1485 01:02:20,475 --> 01:02:21,607 I'’m up early. 1486 01:02:22,173 --> 01:02:26,046 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1487 01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:39,059 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1488 01:02:43,368 --> 01:02:44,717 Mango? 1489 01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,415 Mango! 1490 01:02:48,590 --> 01:02:51,158 WENDY: Mango! 1491 01:02:53,944 --> 01:02:56,816 HARRY: Hello. You know who I am, so leave a message. 1492 01:02:56,860 --> 01:02:58,426 Don'’t be a coy little... [BEEPS] 1493 01:02:58,470 --> 01:03:00,428 Harry, it'’s me, listen. 1494 01:03:00,472 --> 01:03:01,908 I need a new nose. 1495 01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:03,518 I'’m coaching the regionals today, 1496 01:03:03,562 --> 01:03:05,564 and the dog ate my nose. 1497 01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,740 Okay, call me. 1498 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:09,089 [DISCONNECTS CALL] 1499 01:03:09,133 --> 01:03:10,264 Oh. 1500 01:03:10,656 --> 01:03:11,831 Hey. 1501 01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,403 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1502 01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:21,449 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Cal South State Cup Regional 1503 01:03:21,493 --> 01:03:23,234 Finals, where the best female soccer teams come 1504 01:03:23,277 --> 01:03:25,323 to battle it out and claim the cup. 1505 01:03:26,411 --> 01:03:27,847 Two teams to watch today 1506 01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:30,067 are the three-time champions, the Majestics, 1507 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:31,851 the hot-shot team from Malibu, 1508 01:03:31,895 --> 01:03:33,635 and the Mar Vista Galaxy, 1509 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,768 who'’ve had a surprising comeback this season 1510 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,727 under the Italian superstar, Coach Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1511 01:03:41,861 --> 01:03:43,428 It seems like this rivalry 1512 01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:45,822 is turning into a real grudge match. 1513 01:03:46,910 --> 01:03:50,652 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1514 01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:53,351 WOMAN: She'’s the main striker. 1515 01:03:53,394 --> 01:03:55,570 WOMAN: 2: You'’re on field six. 1516 01:03:55,614 --> 01:03:57,268 WOMAN: See you out there in the red. 1517 01:03:58,225 --> 01:04:00,532 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1518 01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:06,755 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1519 01:04:11,021 --> 01:04:12,457 WENDY: Hey, I'’ll see you at kick-off. 1520 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,545 BECCA: Okay. 1521 01:04:13,588 --> 01:04:15,155 Have a good game.Thanks. 1522 01:04:18,028 --> 01:04:20,682 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1523 01:04:20,726 --> 01:04:22,206 [CAR DOOR OPENS] 1524 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:24,425 [EXHALES] 1525 01:04:24,469 --> 01:04:26,079 Lorenzo. There'’s Lorenzo! 1526 01:04:26,123 --> 01:04:27,951 Lorenzo.Ciao, Bella. 1527 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,866 Ah, si. 1528 01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:34,696 Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1529 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:36,350 That'’s me. 1530 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:37,917 Okay.Thank you. 1531 01:04:37,961 --> 01:04:40,180 Hey! Welcome, Mr. Vincenzo. 1532 01:04:40,224 --> 01:04:41,965 Welcome to the Cal South Games. 1533 01:04:42,008 --> 01:04:44,402 Biggest soccer tournament west of the Mississippi. 1534 01:04:44,445 --> 01:04:45,882 MAN: Hey, hey, Lorenzo! 1535 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:48,754 Well, I know, uh... I know your team'’s 1536 01:04:48,797 --> 01:04:50,190 probably real anxious to meet you, 1537 01:04:50,234 --> 01:04:51,322 so let'’s get you over to field number 12, shall we? 1538 01:04:51,365 --> 01:04:53,498 Si,anxious to see me.Yeah. 1539 01:04:53,541 --> 01:04:55,804 Okay, yeah, we go. I sign deal for that. 1540 01:04:55,848 --> 01:04:59,765 Uh, you know, my people, they say I'’m must stay all day 1541 01:04:59,808 --> 01:05:01,985 to hand out the awards to the Bambinas. 1542 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,900 Right, well, it means a lot to the kids 1543 01:05:03,943 --> 01:05:06,293 to be handed a trophy by someone of your stature. 1544 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,252 Of course. 1545 01:05:08,295 --> 01:05:10,428 Just remember, I have to leave early, huh? 1546 01:05:13,735 --> 01:05:14,998 [CHUCKLING] 1547 01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:22,396 Can'’t we go in yet? 1548 01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,137 Nope, not till Mommy'’s got her nose. 1549 01:05:24,877 --> 01:05:25,922 What? 1550 01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:28,620 I mean, got your nose. [SMACKS LIPS] 1551 01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:30,230 Actually, I'’ve got your nose, Wendy. 1552 01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:31,971 Oh, I could kiss you right now. 1553 01:05:32,015 --> 01:05:34,060 Uh, put your costume on, and then, we'’ll talk. 1554 01:05:34,104 --> 01:05:35,627 Okay.Kiddies, 1555 01:05:35,670 --> 01:05:37,150 come with Uncle Harry, please. 1556 01:05:37,194 --> 01:05:38,369 All right, go, go, go. 1557 01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:39,979 Let'’s go get some junk food. 1558 01:05:40,023 --> 01:05:41,285 KIDS: Bye, Mom. 1559 01:05:41,328 --> 01:05:42,895 WENDY: See you at kick-off, bye. 1560 01:05:44,505 --> 01:05:45,854 Bye. 1561 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:57,605 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1562 01:06:07,789 --> 01:06:09,139 [SQUEAKING] 1563 01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:22,239 The nose make the man, no? 1564 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,286 ANNOUNCER: And in the semis, 1565 01:06:26,330 --> 01:06:28,245 Galaxy and the Crush are really going at it 1566 01:06:28,288 --> 01:06:29,986 on field seven. Galaxy is playing really well 1567 01:06:30,029 --> 01:06:34,251 under Lorenzo Vincenzo'’s coaching. 1568 01:06:34,294 --> 01:06:37,732 There'’s a shot past the keeper, and it'’s good. 1569 01:06:37,776 --> 01:06:39,386 That'’s two for Galaxy. 1570 01:06:39,430 --> 01:06:40,997 Looks like a Galaxy game. 1571 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,348 This puts Galaxies in the finals, 1572 01:06:44,391 --> 01:06:48,047 where they'’ll be playing their old nemesis, Malibu Majestic. 1573 01:06:48,091 --> 01:06:50,223 Should be a very interesting game. 1574 01:06:50,267 --> 01:06:52,965 This really looks like a comeback season for the Galaxy. 1575 01:06:56,838 --> 01:06:58,971 We heard Lorenzo Vincenzo is coaching you guys. 1576 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,799 -Well, you heard right. -Yeah, you'’ll sure need him 1577 01:07:00,842 --> 01:07:04,063 to have half a chance against our team. 1578 01:07:04,107 --> 01:07:07,240 Too bad you don'’t have our secret weapon. 1579 01:07:07,284 --> 01:07:08,850 ANNOUNCER: Very special here today, 1580 01:07:08,894 --> 01:07:10,330 the highest scoring defender 1581 01:07:10,374 --> 01:07:12,593 In the history of American women'’s soccer, 1582 01:07:12,637 --> 01:07:16,858 and a gold medal winner at the 2004 Olympic games. 1583 01:07:16,902 --> 01:07:19,731 Please welcome Malibu Majestic coach, 1584 01:07:19,774 --> 01:07:21,254 Joy Fawcett. 1585 01:07:21,689 --> 01:07:25,389 [APPLAUSE] 1586 01:07:25,432 --> 01:07:26,694 Great. 1587 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,696 Oh, yeah. 1588 01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:30,785 My daddy pulled a few strings. 1589 01:07:30,829 --> 01:07:32,309 Oh, yeah, didn'’t he have to do that 1590 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:34,441 so you wouldn'’t have to repeat seventh grade again? 1591 01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:36,356 No, we still had to repeat that. 1592 01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:39,751 You don'’t even know how to try. Ugh! 1593 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:42,232 What? The second time was fun. 1594 01:07:42,275 --> 01:07:44,930 Mr. Vincenzo, your team is waiting for you with open arms. 1595 01:07:44,973 --> 01:07:46,497 Have a good game.ANNOUNCER: Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1596 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:47,846 Uh, game? 1597 01:07:47,889 --> 01:07:49,413 [APPLAUSE] 1598 01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:51,110 Ciao, ciao.What'’s up? 1599 01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:52,242 Scusi. 1600 01:07:52,285 --> 01:07:54,113 You want me to sign shirt? 1601 01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:55,245 [ALL LAUGHING] 1602 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:57,116 BECCA: No. What are you talking about? 1603 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,596 [WHISTLE BLOWS] Oh, come on. 1604 01:07:58,639 --> 01:08:00,511 LORENZO: Uh... 1605 01:08:00,554 --> 01:08:02,382 [EXHALES]Oh, yeah. 1606 01:08:02,426 --> 01:08:04,950 I just want you to know, despite what you thought before, 1607 01:08:04,993 --> 01:08:07,083 you'’re the only dude I ever wanted to kiss. 1608 01:08:11,609 --> 01:08:14,046 Oh, I am a genius. 1609 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:16,309 You look exactly like Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1610 01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:18,224 Ah! I am Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1611 01:08:18,268 --> 01:08:19,704 Oh, that'’s the spirit. 1612 01:08:19,747 --> 01:08:20,922 Come on, kids. 1613 01:08:20,966 --> 01:08:23,708 Pazzo, pazzo, pazzo, pazzo. 1614 01:08:24,752 --> 01:08:27,059 [SPEAKING ITALIAN] 1615 01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:30,367 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1616 01:08:31,629 --> 01:08:33,065 Here you go. 1617 01:08:35,676 --> 01:08:37,461 BOY: Dad, can I have one of those? 1618 01:08:37,504 --> 01:08:38,810 MAN: Yeah, sweetie. 1619 01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:41,769 Can I have your autograph? 1620 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:43,206 LORENZO: Oh, sure. Your pen. 1621 01:08:45,643 --> 01:08:47,297 LORENZO: I love this picture. 1622 01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:51,518 This is from Brut and Bronze 1623 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,346 and nothing by Fabergé. 1624 01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:55,174 This was different. 1625 01:08:55,218 --> 01:08:56,958 None of that cologne. 1626 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,265 Of course, hairy chest. 1627 01:08:59,309 --> 01:09:00,962 Love hairy chest.GIRL: I love it. 1628 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:03,487 Very nice. You like my chest?I love it. 1629 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:06,011 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1630 01:09:06,054 --> 01:09:09,362 And I like to just squeeze, I like to squeeze and let go. 1631 01:09:09,406 --> 01:09:13,149 Like, sometimes when I bang, I have the, uh, crush. 1632 01:09:13,192 --> 01:09:16,413 In America, what is with the bark on the ground? 1633 01:09:16,456 --> 01:09:17,892 In Italy, we don'’t have the bark. 1634 01:09:19,242 --> 01:09:20,721 You want a heart, too? 1635 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:23,724 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] 1636 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,509 Ciao. 1637 01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:29,817 [OPENS DOOR] 1638 01:09:34,735 --> 01:09:36,128 Oh, there you are. 1639 01:09:37,695 --> 01:09:39,087 [KEYPAD DIAL TONE] 1640 01:09:39,131 --> 01:09:40,567 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 1641 01:09:40,611 --> 01:09:41,829 Pronto. 1642 01:09:41,873 --> 01:09:43,788 Hello, is this the great Lorenzo? 1643 01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:45,137 Ah, si. 1644 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,878 This is Julia Robert...son. 1645 01:09:46,921 --> 01:09:47,966 Julia Robertson. 1646 01:09:48,009 --> 01:09:50,055 Ah, Julia. 1647 01:09:50,098 --> 01:09:51,970 What can I do for you? 1648 01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:53,580 Well... [BREATHES DEEPLY] 1649 01:09:53,624 --> 01:09:56,192 I'’m a big, big fan, and I just saw you on the tournament. 1650 01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:58,281 I look good, no?Uh, very good. 1651 01:09:58,324 --> 01:10:01,545 And I just did something very, very bad. 1652 01:10:01,588 --> 01:10:03,721 You see, I thought the great Lorenzo might like some company, 1653 01:10:03,764 --> 01:10:04,939 so I booked us a room 1654 01:10:04,983 --> 01:10:06,463 at the hotel across the street. 1655 01:10:07,986 --> 01:10:10,162 Yes, yes. This is... 1656 01:10:10,728 --> 01:10:12,773 very, very bad. 1657 01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:15,080 For you, I have a very special punishment. 1658 01:10:15,123 --> 01:10:16,995 I will need a zookeeper'’s uniform 1659 01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:20,041 and a birth device. 1660 01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:22,130 Well, that'’s exactly what I'’m into. 1661 01:10:22,174 --> 01:10:24,132 I'’m in room, uh, 648. 1662 01:10:24,176 --> 01:10:25,525 I'’ll see you in five minutes.Okay. 1663 01:10:26,831 --> 01:10:28,267 [DISCONNECTS CALL] 1664 01:10:28,311 --> 01:10:29,529 That'’s nice. 1665 01:10:29,573 --> 01:10:31,183 [CLOSES DOOR] 1666 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,012 Buon giorno,Galaxy girls. 1667 01:10:34,055 --> 01:10:36,275 How many times is that guy gonna change? 1668 01:10:36,319 --> 01:10:37,320 He'’s Italian. 1669 01:10:37,363 --> 01:10:38,538 Prego. 1670 01:10:38,582 --> 01:10:40,584 Hey, Coach, are you okay? 1671 01:10:40,627 --> 01:10:42,629 Si,uh, why would I not be okay? 1672 01:10:42,673 --> 01:10:44,240 You'’re acting kind of weird. 1673 01:10:44,283 --> 01:10:45,458 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 1674 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:47,199 Hey, uno momento, signore. 1675 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:48,722 Okay, okay. 1676 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,420 Everyone puts the hands here. 1677 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:53,727 Remember, you are champions in the heart, yes? 1678 01:10:53,771 --> 01:10:54,902 ALL: Si. 1679 01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,469 Okay. 1680 01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:58,166 Now, when you go out there and play on this field today, 1681 01:10:58,210 --> 01:10:59,820 you playing with all your heart, si? 1682 01:10:59,864 --> 01:11:00,995 ALL: Si. 1683 01:11:01,039 --> 01:11:03,868 So, how you say do the math? 1684 01:11:03,911 --> 01:11:06,827 What you waiting for, I send you a message 1685 01:11:06,871 --> 01:11:08,568 -on your MySpaces? Let'’s go play soccer! 1686 01:11:08,612 --> 01:11:11,484 ALL: One, two, three, Galaxy! 1687 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,617 [CHEERING] 1688 01:11:14,879 --> 01:11:16,272 MAN: Go get '’em! 1689 01:11:16,315 --> 01:11:17,316 I'’m not ready... 1690 01:11:18,274 --> 01:11:21,668 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1691 01:11:24,367 --> 01:11:25,759 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1692 01:11:25,803 --> 01:11:28,762 The great but very lonely Lorenzo 1693 01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,765 is here to punish you, my very, very bad girl. 1694 01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,027 [CHUCKLING] 1695 01:11:33,071 --> 01:11:34,725 [DOOR OPENS] 1696 01:11:36,466 --> 01:11:40,252 I ordered the meatloaf sandwich, but, uh, you'’ll do. 1697 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,428 Or maybe... 1698 01:11:42,472 --> 01:11:43,734 [SLAMS DOOR] 1699 01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:45,518 [MOANING] Aah, aah, oh! 1700 01:11:45,562 --> 01:11:47,041 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1701 01:11:47,085 --> 01:11:48,956 ANNOUNCER: Ahh, there'’s a nice pass 1702 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,610 in this final game of the tournament 1703 01:11:50,654 --> 01:11:52,395 [CHEERING] ANNOUNCER: Oh, 1704 01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:54,484 and Malibu Majestic steals the ball. 1705 01:11:54,527 --> 01:11:56,312 Moving down-field with a vengeance. 1706 01:11:57,269 --> 01:11:59,097 Nice defense from Galaxy. 1707 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:00,533 Come on, yes. Dance, 1708 01:12:00,577 --> 01:12:02,361 dance, dance on the field. 1709 01:12:02,405 --> 01:12:03,754 Will you take over for a sec? 1710 01:12:03,797 --> 01:12:05,669 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1711 01:12:05,712 --> 01:12:07,671 Come on, girls, we can do this! 1712 01:12:07,714 --> 01:12:09,237 TONY: Let'’s go! 1713 01:12:09,281 --> 01:12:10,978 ANNOUNVER: Very good guard control. 1714 01:12:13,111 --> 01:12:14,895 Closing in on the Malibu goalie. 1715 01:12:14,939 --> 01:12:16,419 TONY: Shoot! Shoot! 1716 01:12:16,462 --> 01:12:18,246 ANNOUNCER: Oh, and here'’s the shot. 1717 01:12:18,290 --> 01:12:20,684 A little weak. They rushed that. 1718 01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,686 They'’re going to have to do better than that 1719 01:12:22,729 --> 01:12:24,601 to beat the three-time lead champs Malibu. 1720 01:12:24,644 --> 01:12:26,690 GIRL: Over here.GIRL: Stay with her. 1721 01:12:28,518 --> 01:12:29,823 Hey.Hey. 1722 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:31,347 BECCA: Go around. 1723 01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:33,131 Becca! 1724 01:12:33,174 --> 01:12:34,872 WENDY: Go, Becca, go! 1725 01:12:34,915 --> 01:12:36,177 I'’m here. 1726 01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:40,660 ANNOUNCER: Galaxy drives. 1727 01:12:42,923 --> 01:12:44,316 Malibu gets it back. 1728 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,970 Going down the offense. 1729 01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:47,537 Nice footwork. 1730 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:49,408 Moving over to the right. 1731 01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:52,150 Oh, and such a nice pass. 1732 01:12:52,193 --> 01:12:54,500 This is where it gets dangerous for Galaxy. 1733 01:12:54,544 --> 01:12:56,850 With Malibu this close in, anything can happen. 1734 01:12:56,894 --> 01:12:58,548 [CROWD CHEERING] 1735 01:12:58,591 --> 01:13:01,246 ANNOUNCER: And there it goes across the middle. 1736 01:13:01,289 --> 01:13:02,813 Keeper back and ready. 1737 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:05,337 And there'’s a shot. 1738 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,773 And it'’s good. 1739 01:13:06,817 --> 01:13:08,819 Malibu scored the first goal of the game. 1740 01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:10,821 And they'’re on top, 1-0. 1741 01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:13,606 Galaxy in a tough situation here. 1742 01:13:13,650 --> 01:13:15,826 Where'’s Coach Lorenzo when we need him? 1743 01:13:16,957 --> 01:13:19,090 Yeah, where is that guy? 1744 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:20,439 [EXHALES] 1745 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:21,832 You okay?Oh, yeah, yeah. 1746 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,661 I'’m going to go get some water, some stuff. 1747 01:13:24,704 --> 01:13:25,879 I'’ll be back. 1748 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:29,840 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1749 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:31,581 WOMAN: Go. Good one. 1750 01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:36,455 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1751 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,718 WOMAN: Yeah. 1752 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,024 WOMAN 2: Come on. 1753 01:13:40,067 --> 01:13:42,461 [APPLAUSE] 1754 01:13:42,505 --> 01:13:45,333 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1755 01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:50,687 ANNOUNCER: Looks like Malibu has heard the wake-up call 1756 01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:52,732 and are taking the Galaxy threat seriously. 1757 01:13:52,776 --> 01:13:54,299 They'’re turning up the heat. 1758 01:13:54,342 --> 01:13:55,474 BECCA: Take it left. 1759 01:13:55,518 --> 01:13:57,041 [REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE] 1760 01:13:57,084 --> 01:13:58,346 ANNOUNCER: There'’s a whistle for the first half. 1761 01:13:58,390 --> 01:14:00,523 Malibu Majestic is up. 1762 01:14:00,566 --> 01:14:03,003 Bravo, bravo in the first half. 1763 01:14:03,047 --> 01:14:04,875 TONY: Good job, guys. Good job. 1764 01:14:04,918 --> 01:14:07,443 Looking good, girls, all right. 1765 01:14:07,486 --> 01:14:09,183 Bene,good job. 1766 01:14:09,227 --> 01:14:10,315 Way to hustle. 1767 01:14:10,358 --> 01:14:11,534 Looking good, yes. 1768 01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:13,013 MAN: Okay. Okay. 1769 01:14:13,057 --> 01:14:15,015 Bene,nice work. 1770 01:14:15,059 --> 01:14:17,975 Get some water, hydrating. 1771 01:14:18,018 --> 01:14:19,672 BECCA: You heard him, get some water. 1772 01:14:19,716 --> 01:14:21,457 [PEOPLE APPLAUDING] 1773 01:14:23,241 --> 01:14:25,461 ANNOUNCER: Is something going on at the sidelines? 1774 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:26,984 Who are you? 1775 01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,246 ANNOUNCER: I can'’t quite make it out, but, uh, 1776 01:14:28,289 --> 01:14:29,900 am I seeing double? 1777 01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:34,165 I am Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1778 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,863 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1779 01:14:37,864 --> 01:14:38,952 Eh? 1780 01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:41,346 No, because I... 1781 01:14:41,955 --> 01:14:43,348 am Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1782 01:14:44,262 --> 01:14:45,393 Eh? 1783 01:14:46,830 --> 01:14:48,135 Who are you? 1784 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:53,967 We are a-both Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1785 01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,404 Bravo, yes. Bravo. 1786 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,102 Let'’s a-play soccer, eh? 1787 01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,539 Ahem, I think it'’s time to give it up. 1788 01:15:00,583 --> 01:15:02,628 [CAMERA CLICKS] 1789 01:15:09,330 --> 01:15:10,549 Aah! 1790 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:12,116 [CAMERAS CLICKING] 1791 01:15:12,159 --> 01:15:13,770 Ow, my nose. 1792 01:15:13,813 --> 01:15:14,988 My nose. 1793 01:15:15,989 --> 01:15:17,164 I know that voice. 1794 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,688 Oh. 1795 01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:20,428 This is weird. 1796 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,387 [CHUCKLING] 1797 01:15:23,606 --> 01:15:24,868 Aah! 1798 01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:26,217 WOMAN: Whoa. 1799 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:29,307 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1800 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,917 I'’ll do it. 1801 01:15:32,571 --> 01:15:33,746 Oh. 1802 01:15:34,834 --> 01:15:36,575 [GROANING] 1803 01:15:37,184 --> 01:15:38,490 Aah. 1804 01:15:39,447 --> 01:15:41,014 Aah. 1805 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,625 The crazy woman. 1806 01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:45,192 Oh, my God. 1807 01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:46,890 Aah. 1808 01:15:52,156 --> 01:15:53,374 I'’m so sorry. 1809 01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:58,815 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1810 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:06,779 Why? 1811 01:16:07,214 --> 01:16:09,608 Sweetie... 1812 01:16:09,652 --> 01:16:12,002 I knew it was totally crazy, but I just... 1813 01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:14,134 I couldn'’t bear telling you I'’d blown the chance 1814 01:16:14,178 --> 01:16:17,007 for you to be coached by someone you really look up to. 1815 01:16:17,050 --> 01:16:18,443 I knew it would crush you, and I just... 1816 01:16:18,486 --> 01:16:19,662 I couldn'’t let that happen. 1817 01:16:19,705 --> 01:16:21,664 Then everything was just a big, huge lie? 1818 01:16:23,317 --> 01:16:24,754 I'’m really sorry. 1819 01:16:32,675 --> 01:16:35,155 I can'’t believe you let me embarrass myself that way. 1820 01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:39,116 And by the way, you'’re a terrible kisser. 1821 01:16:41,118 --> 01:16:43,163 HARRY: Well, Sure fooled them. 1822 01:16:43,207 --> 01:16:44,512 SAMMY: Can I get a hot-dog? 1823 01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:46,384 Go and get some hot dogs. I'’ll be right over. 1824 01:16:46,427 --> 01:16:48,386 HARRY: Should we clean you up? 1825 01:16:48,429 --> 01:16:50,344 Yeah, yeah. I'’ll get it. 1826 01:16:50,388 --> 01:16:51,607 TONY: We'’ll be fine. 1827 01:16:52,346 --> 01:16:53,478 Thanks. 1828 01:16:54,131 --> 01:16:55,262 [EXHALES] 1829 01:16:59,049 --> 01:17:02,095 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1830 01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:05,359 I guess you can'’t really blame them. 1831 01:17:05,403 --> 01:17:06,491 [SNIFFLING] 1832 01:17:07,840 --> 01:17:09,494 You know what? 1833 01:17:09,537 --> 01:17:11,496 Apologies only go so far. 1834 01:17:13,411 --> 01:17:15,152 Sometimes, people need a little, uh... 1835 01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:17,110 coaching. 1836 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,723 It'’s time to lead them for real, Wendy. 1837 01:17:23,029 --> 01:17:24,422 You'’re on. 1838 01:17:29,993 --> 01:17:31,429 Wait a minute, I... 1839 01:17:31,472 --> 01:17:32,691 Hey. 1840 01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:34,084 Hey, wait a minute, everybody. 1841 01:17:34,127 --> 01:17:35,651 I'’ve got something I want to say. 1842 01:17:37,261 --> 01:17:38,697 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1843 01:17:38,741 --> 01:17:41,004 Hey, girls, get back here. 1844 01:17:41,047 --> 01:17:42,483 You'’re not done yet. 1845 01:17:44,094 --> 01:17:45,704 WOMAN: All right. 1846 01:17:45,748 --> 01:17:48,185 WOMAN: Just listen, you guys, come on. 1847 01:17:48,228 --> 01:17:49,708 Listen up, all you Galaxy girls. 1848 01:17:49,752 --> 01:17:51,492 I got one last thing to say to you, okay? 1849 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:56,846 I'’m really sorry this whole thing went so far. 1850 01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:58,717 I didn'’t mean for it to. I was... 1851 01:18:00,719 --> 01:18:02,286 I was afraid of losing my daughter, 1852 01:18:02,329 --> 01:18:03,940 so I made a very bad decision. 1853 01:18:03,983 --> 01:18:06,072 But please, don'’t walk away from this game today 1854 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,987 because I was an idiot. 1855 01:18:08,031 --> 01:18:09,902 You all thought that you were playing well 1856 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:12,383 because you finally had a great coach again. 1857 01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,907 But really, it was you guys all along. 1858 01:18:14,951 --> 01:18:17,388 Your skills and your hearts, 1859 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,869 that is what got you here today. 1860 01:18:19,912 --> 01:18:22,567 You just needed a little something extra, a little magic, 1861 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:24,700 and so you believed in this famous guy Lorenzo, 1862 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:25,744 but... 1863 01:18:25,788 --> 01:18:27,746 it doesn'’t matter what I think, 1864 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:30,618 or what Lorenzo thinks, or what anyone else thinks. 1865 01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:32,751 The question now is... 1866 01:18:32,795 --> 01:18:34,318 do you believe you'’re champions? 1867 01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:39,584 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1868 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,738 BECCA: Let'’s play soccer. 1869 01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,534 WENDY: Well? 1870 01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,318 You gonna... You want an invitation? 1871 01:19:18,362 --> 01:19:19,972 I should send you an Evite? 1872 01:19:20,016 --> 01:19:21,713 Let'’s go play soccer. 1873 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,934 [APPLAUSE] 1874 01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:32,028 TIFFANY: Just get the job done. 1875 01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,551 I don'’t care if you have to pull their hair out. 1876 01:19:33,594 --> 01:19:35,858 Get it done. One, two, three. 1877 01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:37,511 ALL: Malibu! 1878 01:19:37,555 --> 01:19:39,165 Okay, you guys, we can beat Malibu. 1879 01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:40,645 We can, all right? 1880 01:19:40,688 --> 01:19:41,907 We just got to run hard, and make sure you stay on side, 1881 01:19:41,951 --> 01:19:43,996 and mark up on number two and three , okay? 1882 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:45,345 We got this. 1883 01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:46,782 [ALL IN AGREEMENT] 1884 01:19:46,825 --> 01:19:48,784 ALL: Galaxy! 1885 01:19:48,827 --> 01:19:50,829 WOMAN: Let'’s go, girls. 1886 01:19:50,873 --> 01:19:52,570 [FREFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE] 1887 01:19:52,613 --> 01:19:55,007 ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to the second-half action. 1888 01:19:55,051 --> 01:19:57,531 Galaxy really needs to move forward and score 1889 01:19:57,575 --> 01:19:59,446 if they want to stay in this game. 1890 01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,929 Get the ball, Becca. 1891 01:20:03,973 --> 01:20:05,539 ANNOUNCER: Malibu has the momentum, 1892 01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,498 they seem to be ready to score another goal 1893 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:08,629 and just end the match. 1894 01:20:08,673 --> 01:20:10,980 They play good for little girls. 1895 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:12,982 ANNOUNCER: Galaxy girls feeling the pressure, 1896 01:20:13,025 --> 01:20:14,722 keeping a good defense. 1897 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,203 I'’m sorry I nearly crippled you. 1898 01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:19,075 Nah. 1899 01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:20,554 I'’m sorry I give you the squeeze 1900 01:20:20,598 --> 01:20:23,470 when you no want the squeeze. 1901 01:20:23,514 --> 01:20:25,951 ANNOUNCER: I tell you, both teams are playing hard. 1902 01:20:25,995 --> 01:20:27,213 Okay to squeeze now? 1903 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:29,085 Still no squeeze. Va bene. 1904 01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:31,957 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1905 01:20:36,483 --> 01:20:38,311 ANNOUNCER: Here'’s the pass from Galaxy, 1906 01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:40,009 taking it down into Malibu territory. 1907 01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:41,358 Aah!Aah! 1908 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:43,055 ANNOUNCER: Ouch, there'’s a collision. 1909 01:20:43,099 --> 01:20:45,884 Malibu girls down. Hope they'’re okay. 1910 01:20:45,928 --> 01:20:48,800 WENDY: Vicki! Go, go, go, go, yeah! 1911 01:20:48,844 --> 01:20:51,237 ANNOUNCER: Galaxy is picking up the pace. 1912 01:20:51,281 --> 01:20:53,283 Moving forward, crushing the Malibu team. 1913 01:20:53,326 --> 01:20:56,155 They are really starting to open up the game, now. 1914 01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:57,809 WENDY: Come on! Feel the rhythm. 1915 01:20:57,853 --> 01:21:00,551 ANNOUNCER: And there'’s a nice ball into the corner. 1916 01:21:00,594 --> 01:21:02,335 WENDY: Center it. Center it. 1917 01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:03,902 That'’s got your name on it, Laurie. 1918 01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:05,599 That'’s got your name on it. Let'’s go! 1919 01:21:05,643 --> 01:21:07,819 ANNOUNCER: Passing back over to Becca Handler. 1920 01:21:08,776 --> 01:21:10,822 She chips it up into the box. 1921 01:21:10,866 --> 01:21:12,389 In for the header, 1922 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,086 and there it is, it'’s a goal! 1923 01:21:14,130 --> 01:21:15,653 Nicely done. 1924 01:21:16,610 --> 01:21:18,743 Galaxy has tied it up 1-1... 1925 01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:21,659 Looks like anybody'’s game from here. 1926 01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:23,574 Galaxy really starting to look confident. 1927 01:21:23,617 --> 01:21:25,402 WALLY: That'’s our baby girl. 1928 01:21:25,445 --> 01:21:27,186 That'’s our baby girl. 1929 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,666 [LAUGHTER] 1930 01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:33,714 No, don'’t you start with... 1931 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:37,718 With what? Hmm? 1932 01:21:37,762 --> 01:21:39,982 ANNOUNCER: This is a new experience for Malibu. 1933 01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:41,940 They'’re showing a little frustration now. 1934 01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:44,203 Ref, they just can'’t go out here and play. 1935 01:21:45,596 --> 01:21:47,424 And if you would read the application, 1936 01:21:47,467 --> 01:21:49,817 it clearly states Lorenzo Vincenzo 1937 01:21:49,861 --> 01:21:51,254 is coaching this team today. 1938 01:21:51,297 --> 01:21:54,648 And this, whatever, is not Lorenzo Vincenzo. 1939 01:21:54,692 --> 01:21:56,520 And that... 1940 01:21:56,563 --> 01:21:58,043 is an automatic forfeit. 1941 01:21:59,827 --> 01:22:01,220 WOMAN: All right, girls. 1942 01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:02,918 It'’s over here. 1943 01:22:02,961 --> 01:22:04,093 Excuse me. 1944 01:22:05,529 --> 01:22:07,313 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1945 01:22:12,492 --> 01:22:13,754 Um... 1946 01:22:15,147 --> 01:22:16,279 I'’m afraid she's right. 1947 01:22:19,195 --> 01:22:20,805 I'’m sorry. 1948 01:22:20,848 --> 01:22:22,241 LORENZO: Hey... 1949 01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:25,592 Scusi. 1950 01:22:30,032 --> 01:22:31,424 Lorenzo 1951 01:22:32,904 --> 01:22:34,645 is here to coach the team, 1952 01:22:34,688 --> 01:22:36,690 just like the application says. 1953 01:22:36,734 --> 01:22:38,823 Otherwise, these Galaxy ragazzas 1954 01:22:38,866 --> 01:22:40,651 no get a chance to finish what they start. 1955 01:22:41,652 --> 01:22:42,696 Eh? 1956 01:22:44,655 --> 01:22:46,004 Yeah. 1957 01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:48,398 That settles it. 1958 01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:50,530 Let the game continue! 1959 01:22:50,574 --> 01:22:51,836 [CHEERING] 1960 01:22:51,879 --> 01:22:53,881 WENDY: Okay, Galaxy girls. Quick, huddle up. 1961 01:22:53,925 --> 01:22:56,580 Becca, I need you here. Laurie, I need you here. 1962 01:22:56,623 --> 01:22:58,886 I want you guys to drive for the goal here, pass to Tamara here. 1963 01:22:58,930 --> 01:23:01,541 Unless Lorenzo the Great has a better idea. 1964 01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:04,544 No, no, this is exactly what I would do. 1965 01:23:04,588 --> 01:23:06,068 ANNOUNCER: Some unusual activity in the sidelines... 1966 01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:07,591 Let'’s go out there. All right, let'’s do it! 1967 01:23:07,634 --> 01:23:09,114 for the second time this game. 1968 01:23:09,158 --> 01:23:11,856 But it looks like they'’re resuming play. 1969 01:23:11,899 --> 01:23:13,858 Wait. Let me get this straight. 1970 01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:16,121 So she'’s your mom, and she'’s a dude. 1971 01:23:17,253 --> 01:23:19,211 No, Tiffany, she'’s just my mom. 1972 01:23:19,255 --> 01:23:21,039 But she'’s twice the person you'’ll ever be. 1973 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:24,782 Hey, just because you scored one goal, 1974 01:23:24,825 --> 01:23:27,219 don'’t get all "Rudy" on me. 1975 01:23:27,263 --> 01:23:28,438 You know this is the same play 1976 01:23:28,481 --> 01:23:30,309 we run at the championship against Brazil. 1977 01:23:30,788 --> 01:23:32,790 I know. 1978 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:34,357 You know, we lost that game. 1979 01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:39,057 -Still a good play. -ANNOUNCER: Coming off the 1980 01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:40,798 free kick, the pressure is really on 1981 01:23:40,841 --> 01:23:42,626 for these two terrific teams. 1982 01:23:42,669 --> 01:23:45,890 Imagine, a whole season comes down to one point. 1983 01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:47,500 TONY: Come on girls! We can do this! 1984 01:23:47,544 --> 01:23:48,849 Let'’s go! 1985 01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:52,244 [CHEERING] 1986 01:23:52,288 --> 01:23:53,550 TONY: Go all the way! Shoot! 1987 01:23:55,465 --> 01:23:57,771 ANNOUNCER: Both teams playing very aggressively. 1988 01:23:57,815 --> 01:23:59,512 They both want this. 1989 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:06,128 A lot of contact going after every 50/50 ball. 1990 01:24:08,782 --> 01:24:10,610 Both teams looking to score. 1991 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,438 Remember the moves, right? Remember the moves! 1992 01:24:12,482 --> 01:24:14,092 Feel the music, right? 1993 01:24:14,136 --> 01:24:15,746 Slide it out, slide it out. 1994 01:24:16,529 --> 01:24:18,053 I'’m open. 1995 01:24:21,491 --> 01:24:23,449 ANNOUNCER: And there'’s a pass to Becca Handler. 1996 01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:26,017 Oh, and there'’s a Lorenzo Vincenzo signature move. 1997 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:27,497 Very nicely done. 1998 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:28,976 Take it down all the way! 1999 01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:31,501 ANNOUNCER: Galaxy position looks very strong. 2000 01:24:31,544 --> 01:24:33,198 Moving forward. 2001 01:24:33,242 --> 01:24:35,026 Go, go, go! Laurie, that was... 2002 01:24:35,070 --> 01:24:36,767 ANNOUNCER: There'’s the fast break. 2003 01:24:36,810 --> 01:24:38,899 That one'’s got your name on it! 2004 01:24:38,943 --> 01:24:42,120 ANNOUNCER: And the keeper moving out, trying to cut the angle. 2005 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,600 She dribbles forward. 2006 01:24:44,557 --> 01:24:46,124 She shoots. 2007 01:24:46,168 --> 01:24:48,866 The keeper deflects the ball, hits the post. It'’s good! 2008 01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:50,781 It'’s over the line, it'’s a goal! 2009 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:54,132 [REFEREE BLOWS WHISTLE] 2010 01:24:54,176 --> 01:24:57,353 ANNOUNCER: Mar Vista Galaxy has defeated Malibu Majestic 2011 01:24:57,396 --> 01:24:59,790 to win the Cal State Finals. 2012 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:02,009 [CROWD CHEERING] 2013 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:04,708 ANNOUNCER: This is an incredible end game for the Galaxy. 2014 01:25:04,751 --> 01:25:06,927 What a comeback season. 2015 01:25:06,971 --> 01:25:08,451 Unbelievable. 2016 01:25:10,453 --> 01:25:11,715 Fantastic. 2017 01:25:11,758 --> 01:25:14,674 This is what soccer is all about. 2018 01:25:14,718 --> 01:25:19,114 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 2019 01:25:22,378 --> 01:25:24,249 Thanks a lot. You guys were a big help. 2020 01:25:25,381 --> 01:25:28,166 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2021 01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:30,386 [SCRAMING WITH EXCITEMENT] 2022 01:25:32,649 --> 01:25:35,130 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING] 2023 01:25:41,048 --> 01:25:42,485 You don'’t have to be anyone else, Mom. 2024 01:25:43,225 --> 01:25:44,487 Just be yourself, okay? 2025 01:25:45,270 --> 01:25:47,707 All right. Come here. 2026 01:25:47,751 --> 01:25:49,274 I'’m so proud of you. 2027 01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:53,626 We won! 2028 01:25:56,063 --> 01:26:01,504 ALL: Galaxy! Galaxy! Galaxy! Galaxy! Galaxy! Galaxy! Galaxy! 2029 01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:07,510 Good game. 2030 01:26:09,555 --> 01:26:10,774 You, too. 2031 01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:12,297 You guys had a great season, too. 2032 01:26:12,341 --> 01:26:14,560 Hey. Don'’t push it. 2033 01:26:20,087 --> 01:26:21,872 All together now, Galaxy girls. 2034 01:26:21,915 --> 01:26:23,482 Wait. Someone'’s missing. 2035 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:24,962 Lorenzo! 2036 01:26:26,137 --> 01:26:29,575 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2037 01:26:29,619 --> 01:26:32,012 Everybody say, "Formaggio." 2038 01:26:32,491 --> 01:26:34,101 ALL: Formaggio. 2039 01:26:34,145 --> 01:26:35,364 [CAMERA CLICKING] 2040 01:26:39,106 --> 01:26:40,456 Hey, you don'’t have to do that. 2041 01:26:41,021 --> 01:26:42,066 I know, I know. 2042 01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:47,202 BECCA: Mom, you have... 2043 01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:48,899 I have all the time in the world left. 2044 01:26:48,942 --> 01:26:50,292 Yeah. See you soon. 2045 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:54,209 ♪ Here we are 2046 01:26:54,252 --> 01:26:57,168 ♪ We'’ve come this far ♪ 2047 01:26:58,474 --> 01:27:01,303 Let'’s go! Whoo! 2048 01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:05,045 BECCA: You sure you got everything, Mom? 2049 01:27:05,089 --> 01:27:07,178 Water, sunscreen, 2050 01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:09,572 maybe a spare nose? 2051 01:27:09,615 --> 01:27:11,051 WENDY: Very funny, Becca. 2052 01:27:12,749 --> 01:27:16,753 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2053 01:27:27,894 --> 01:27:32,595 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2054 01:27:41,256 --> 01:27:44,433 ♪ You know I can'’t pretend 2055 01:27:44,476 --> 01:27:47,610 ♪ It'’s not an accident 2056 01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:51,396 ♪ I have become somebody else 2057 01:27:53,877 --> 01:27:57,272 ♪ There'’s so much I want to say 2058 01:27:57,315 --> 01:28:00,318 ♪ You see me every day 2059 01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:04,844 ♪ I wish that I could Shout it out 2060 01:28:05,758 --> 01:28:08,108 ♪ You gotta run 2061 01:28:09,414 --> 01:28:11,460 WENDY: Aah! Are you crazy? 2062 01:28:11,503 --> 01:28:13,723 Get out of here.A-sorry. 2063 01:28:13,766 --> 01:28:15,290 Mi dispiace. 2064 01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:17,335 Mi scusi. 2065 01:28:18,554 --> 01:28:21,339 ♪ You gotta know 2066 01:28:21,383 --> 01:28:24,951 ♪ You can'’t have anything 2067 01:28:24,995 --> 01:28:27,040 ♪ You gotta be 2068 01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:30,783 ♪ The best that you can be 2069 01:28:30,827 --> 01:28:33,917 ♪ But don'’t change for me 2070 01:28:38,835 --> 01:28:42,055 ♪ Some things I try to hide 2071 01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:45,232 ♪ You see through my disguise 2072 01:28:45,276 --> 01:28:49,280 ♪ When you are Tearing down the wall 2073 01:28:51,413 --> 01:28:54,894 ♪ You'’re gonna figure out 2074 01:28:54,938 --> 01:28:57,984 ♪ I know without a doubt 2075 01:28:58,028 --> 01:29:02,467 ♪ These things Don'’t matter much at all ♪ 2076 01:29:03,512 --> 01:29:05,165 [DOG BARKING] 2077 01:29:05,209 --> 01:29:08,038 WOMAN: Aah! Oh, you again. 2078 01:29:08,081 --> 01:29:11,955 I sorry again. I tell you, I already sorry. 2079 01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:14,436 No, see, I don'’t understand the door language. 2080 01:29:15,915 --> 01:29:18,396 ♪ You gotta believe 2081 01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:21,791 ♪ You can make it up that hill 2082 01:29:22,444 --> 01:29:24,271 ♪ You gotta know 2083 01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:28,885 ♪ You can have anything 2084 01:29:28,928 --> 01:29:31,061 ♪ But you gotta be 2085 01:29:31,104 --> 01:29:34,630 ♪ The best that you can be 2086 01:29:34,673 --> 01:29:36,762 ♪ Don'’t change me 2087 01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:43,290 ♪ But don'’t change for me 2088 01:29:48,948 --> 01:29:51,690 ♪ Sorry 2089 01:29:51,734 --> 01:29:54,780 ♪ Is not a word I want to use 2090 01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:58,001 ♪ So easily 2091 01:29:58,044 --> 01:30:02,788 ♪ I need to know that life won'’t pass 2092 01:30:02,832 --> 01:30:05,661 ♪ You by 2093 01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:08,446 ♪ You gotta run 2094 01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:11,841 ♪ This word Ain'’t standing still 2095 01:30:11,884 --> 01:30:14,104 ♪ You gotta believe 2096 01:30:14,147 --> 01:30:17,412 ♪ You can make it up that hill 2097 01:30:18,325 --> 01:30:21,154 ♪ You gotta know 2098 01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:24,854 ♪ You can have anything 2099 01:30:24,897 --> 01:30:30,773 ♪ The best that you can be 2100 01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:34,037 ♪ Well, don'’t change for me You gotta know 2101 01:30:34,080 --> 01:30:37,693 ♪ This world Ain'’t standing still 2102 01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:39,999 ♪ You gotta believe 2103 01:30:40,043 --> 01:30:43,960 ♪ You can make it Up that hill 2104 01:30:44,003 --> 01:30:45,701 ♪ You gotta know 2105 01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:49,835 ♪ You gotta know You can have anything 2106 01:30:50,532 --> 01:30:52,098 ♪ You gotta be 2107 01:30:52,142 --> 01:30:56,233 ♪ The best that you can be 2108 01:30:56,276 --> 01:30:58,888 ♪ But don'’t change for me 2109 01:31:01,194 --> 01:31:06,591 ♪ I have become somebody else ♪ 146780

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