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Futurama presents...
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Brought to you by
Mutual of Omicron.
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Insuring your world,
and its destruction.
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Tonight's planet,a primitivebackwater known only as...
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Of all the creatures on Earth,
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none has a morethrilling life cyclethan the intrepid salmon.
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It all begins in a cold,
freshwater stream,
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where the salmon eggs incubate.
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I'm born, baby!
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The new hatchlings
are known as "fry."
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What's your name?
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I don't have a name.
I'm a salmon.
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After three years in the stream,
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the young salmon are readyfor the arduousjourney to the ocean.
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I do look forward to
cavorting in the spray.
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The trip will be dangerous.
Only three in 10 will survive.
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Let's all 10 of us go together.
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There's safety in numbers.
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I reckon my boy
will be right pleased
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when I regurgitate
that into his mouth.
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Looming ahead,nature's waterfall,the cliff of the waters.
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Ah.
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It sure is relaxing
getting swept along
by this current.
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Oh, my!
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Oh, dear!
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Oh, yes!
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This just in.
Three dead in foamy plunge.
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Still, six out of 10 alive.
That's considered
good for our species!
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Five out of 10, also nice.
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Yep.
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And so the salmonreach the ocean,birthplace of all life.
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Except the salmon.
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Hello. Who are you?
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I'm a salmon.
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Really? Me, too!
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No way!
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So, hey, I don't
want to be too forward,
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but I'd like to mate
with you in a few years
when we're sexually mature.
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I'd like that.
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Oh!
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What have we here?
I'm a Pisces. And you?
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Also Pisces.
We're all Pisces.
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Then it's a date.
I'll see you
at spawning time.
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No, thanks.
I've already
found my mate.
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You haven't
ignored the last of me.
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Having reachedmaturity, it is time forthe salmon to spawn.
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Thus begins their
1000-mile journey
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back to the exact stream
in which they were born.
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So how do we find our way home?
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Nobody knows!
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Experts are unsure whether
salmon navigate by memory,
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sense of smell,or by detecting variationsin Earth's magnetic field.
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Okay, everybody do
one of those three things.
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Well, this is it.
Home, stream home.
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No, it isn't!
I was born in
the next stream up.
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You're from
Next Stream Up?
So am I!
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I can tell by
the magnets in my head,
or whatever.
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Let's go!
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The urge to spawn
drives the salmon
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inexorably toward
the stream of its birth.
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Stupid body! Why won't you go
to that other stream?
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Nobody knows!
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I just told you!
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Goodbye! It was fun
maturing with you,
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but at this point
in my life cycle,
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I need a mate who's
within squirting distance.
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I'll never forget you, fish.
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Come on,
loxy lady, it's time for us
to get naughty by nature!
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No!
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Well, here goes something...
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Don't make it...
Don't make it!
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Son of a fish!
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Jumping is for suckers.
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I'm good!
Who wants a piece of me?
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I'll try a bite!
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Having completed
its perilous journey,
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the exhausted salmonenters the final phaseof its life cycle.
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The female deposits her eggs
and the male fertilizes them.
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Okay, who's next?
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There's a lot more
where that came from!
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I can't see them anymore!
What if they're mating?
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Who cares?
Just release
your milt already!
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Everybody's doing it!
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No! I refuse
to release anything
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unless it's in
the vicinity of the eggs
of the fish I love!
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Tell my offspring I
loved me very much...
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Oh, yeah.
Plop those roundies.
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All right, step aside.
Time to let my
bad boys loose.
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I am Brrr,
devourer of fish and honey!
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I'm coming, darling!
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I shouldn't, but who's counting?
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Help! Fish police!
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Two salmon for dinner?
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What? It's spawning season!
It's a bear holiday!
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That is what you said
when you found
those Boy Scouts!
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Next you'll be telling me
I can't crap in the woods!
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That's it!
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We're hibernating
in separate caves
this winter!
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My love!
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You made it!
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You overcame salmon instinct
and left your
home stream for me!
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So are you gonna
fertilize my eggs now?
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Already taken care of.
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Well, we swam away
and then we came back.
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It's been an interesting life.
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And the best part is,
it had a happy ending.
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And sothe endless circle of lifecomes to an end,
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meaningless and grim.
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Why did they live,
and why did they die?
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No reason.
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The isolated Galapagos Islands.
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A veritable pageant
of evolutionary science.
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Home to dozens of species
found nowhere else,
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such as Darwin's finches
and the marine iguana.
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Also the blue-footed booby!
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That's fairly interesting!
Note the blue
coloration of the...
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Of all the creatures
in the Galapagos,
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none is rareror more tragic thanthe Pinta Island tortoise.
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Only a single living specimen
is known to exist,
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Lonesome Hubert.
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Sad news, everyone.
I'm lonesome.
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Hey, would it cheer you up
if we gave you a symbiotic
parasite cleaning?
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Would it? Would it?
Would it?
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Fine, knock yourself out.
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The Galapagosfinches eat parasitesoff the tortoise's skin,
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a mutually
beneficial arrangement.
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Except for the parasite!
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How's that, Hubert?
Feeling better?
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A good beaking
usually cheers me right up,
but today it's no use.
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My species is as
good as extinct.
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I haven't seen
a female of my kind
in over 100 years!
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There's got to
be a lady tortoise
out there for you, Hubert.
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What about her?
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Hey, good lookin',
I've got a lichen
that needs a lickin'.
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Are you crazy?
She's a slightly
different subspecies!
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See how her shell
flares imperceptibly
at the neck?
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Talk about a cloaca shrinker.
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Well, haven't you
ever met a girl tortoise
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who had that whole
"same subspecies"
thing going on?
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Oh my, yes. When I was
a young tortoise of 50,
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I met a hot young piece of shell
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by a Palo Santo tree on
the far side of the island.
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Let's go look for her!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
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I've always wondered
if she's still there,
waiting for me.
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But the trip is far too long.
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It's only 100 feet!
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At my age,
it might as well be 200 feet.
I'd never make it!
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Come on,
you can make it!
You can do it!
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Well, let me think it over.
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Let's go already!
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Watch out!
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What brings yous to
this part of the isles?
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He's gonna eat us!
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Don't be such a finch.
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We Galapagos tortoises
have no natural predators.
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That's so fascinating!
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I never thought I'd live
to see this tree again.
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Thank you for
staying with me, Fry.
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I'm not Fry.
I'm his great-great-grandson,
Fry.
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You are?
My beak is different, see?
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It evolved
a slightly bigger hook
over the generations
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to help me eat the cactus
on this part of the island.
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Watch!
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I'm stuck!
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Oops.
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So where's your
lady tortoise, Hubert?
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Lady what?
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Wait, there she is!
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After all these years,
I've found her!
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Oh, my darling!
You haven't aged a day!
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Should we say something?
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Nah. Let him have his fun.
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All right.
Let's just do
what comes naturally.
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I'll get things started
with a little
neck extension...
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Then a couple of these...
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And here we go!
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What the tropical
hell are you doing?
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What?
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I've been saving
myself for 100 years,
and this is how you repay me?
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Who is that
hard-shelled skank?
I'll kill her!
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Wait, I can explain...
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Shut up!
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I'm going to
crack that hussy open
like a slutty Brazil nut!
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This volcanic archipelago
isn't big enough
for the both of us.
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Yeah, you'd better topple.
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You always were
a hot-blooded Latina.
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Like all reptiles,the Galapagos tortoiseis cold-blooded.
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Okay, neck, tap, tap,
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climb, climb,
and we're back in business.
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Should we be watching this?
It seems kind of personal.
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That's not an issue for us.
We're wildlife.
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What about the moaning?
Is it okay to listen?
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Sure, but act like
it's no big deal.
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Just pretend
you're eating seeds.
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Is it weird if I talk about
his crazy turtle penis?
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No.
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Well, okay then.
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Yes, it's been lovely.
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Hang on a second.
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The Galapagostortoise lays a clutchof between six and 15 eggs.
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What do you want?
I'm 150 years old.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
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Aren't you going
to watch over your young?
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Tortoises don't do that, do we?
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I sure as hell don't.
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Anyway, I've done my part.
The species is saved!
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And so, the survival ofthe Pinta Islandtortoise is assured.
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Mama!
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And so, the extinctionof the Pinta Islandtortoise is assured.
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Two hundred million years
of evolution, snuffed out.
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For, in the end,nature is horrific,and teaches us nothing.
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Coming up next,the hilarious anticsof the elephant seal,
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the clown of the sea.
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Of all the spectacles in nature,
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few can matchthe mating ritualof the elephant seal.
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Certainly not the salmon.
And the tortoise? Yeah, right.
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The huge, lumbering males
defend patches of beach
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to deny their rivals access
to the breeding grounds.
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Just as in human society,
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only the biggest,most obnoxious maleshave any chance of mating.
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Aw, yeah!
Survival of the fattest!
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The dominant male,
or "beachmaster,"
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maintains a harem
of up to 50 females.
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Okay, harem, let's get to it.
Form an orderly
heap on top of me.
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I like mating with
Beachmaster 'cause
he's the largest.
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While the Beachmaster enjoys
the spoils of victory...
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Whoo! I'm doin' it
in my sleep!
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The lesser males languish
at the edge of the colony,
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unable to attract their own
harem due to age...
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Harem?
I can barely
see 'em!
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Immaturity...
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I'm scared.
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Or other reasons.
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Hmm. I don't know,
does this kelp scarf
make me look fat enough?
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It's so unfair.
That bloated Casanova
gets all the ladies!
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Even that one with
the exquisite fat rolls.
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Back off, losers!
Stay away from my beaches!
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You big bully!
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Bite my freshly molted,
blubber-filled ass.
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You're just a giant lump of fat!
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Do you even have
an ass under there?
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I'm 40% ass!
Arf, arf!
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Now beat it!
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00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,535
With no hope
of defeating the Beachmaster,
245
00:16:27,603 --> 00:16:31,355
some so-called "sneaky" males
adopt a risky strategy,
246
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,464
attempting to mate
with one of his harem
247
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,909
while he is
asleep or distracted.
248
00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:39,580
So, any of you
guys thinking of being
a sneaky male this season?
249
00:16:41,050 --> 00:16:42,250
This season?
250
00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,430
Walrus don't need no chicanery.
251
00:16:44,454 --> 00:16:48,856
Once a lady goes walrus,
she never... She...
252
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,209
No one ever goes walrus.
253
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:55,913
I'm a little old for it now,
but in my prime,
I was quite the sneaker.
254
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,481
How did you do it?
255
00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:01,051
Well, while the Beachmaster
was off behind
a whale carcass,
256
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,904
loudly fornicating
with my beloved mother,
257
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:09,160
I snuck past
and surprised my sweetie
with a romantic meal.
258
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,844
A romantic meal?
259
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:15,683
The search for food
takes the elephant seal
260
00:17:15,752 --> 00:17:18,286
to depths few other
mammals can reach.
261
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:28,112
In this pitch-black abyss,life takes on bizarreand horrific forms.
262
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,164
So, welcome to the abyss.
263
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,367
Road trip!
264
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:36,570
Kill all penguins...
265
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:39,707
Kill all penguins.
266
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:45,479
What's the matter with you?
You just crushed
seven of our babies!
267
00:17:45,548 --> 00:17:47,515
Yeah, we can always make more.
268
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,384
Come on, floozies,
let's repopulate!
269
00:17:50,453 --> 00:17:54,922
With the Beachmaster occupied,the sneaky malemakes his move.
270
00:17:57,227 --> 00:18:02,513
I can't believe
you came! The Beachmaster'll
kill you if he finds out!
271
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,015
Also, who are you?
272
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,118
I'm in love with you!
And I don't care
what he thinks.
273
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:11,122
Here, I brought you something.
274
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,491
Hurray! We're three
friends at the beach!
275
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,229
Wait, what's happening, friend?
276
00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:21,832
The femaleconveys her receptivitythrough subtle vocalizations.
277
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:23,651
Wanna do it?
278
00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:25,670
So soon? Oh, well...
279
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:33,311
- Sneaky male, eh?
- I thought I told you...
280
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:34,712
Oh, my!
281
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,559
Well, nice try.
Better luck next season.
282
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,583
You gave it a shot!
Pathetic.
283
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,972
Sorry you didn't get to mate.
284
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,291
But, hey, we can still
play some beach games.
285
00:18:52,315 --> 00:18:54,564
Who's up for some Twister?
286
00:18:54,617 --> 00:18:57,384
No! We beta males
deserve better.
287
00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:00,554
When we're in charge,
we'll treat females
with respect,
288
00:19:00,623 --> 00:19:03,674
keeping sensible harems
of no more than five.
289
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:07,011
And it begins with me.
290
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:11,115
Sir, I challenge you
to a duel for control
of the beach!
291
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:13,850
Aw...
292
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,793
Hang on...
293
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,368
Okay, let's fight.
294
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:36,290
That's it.
No more Mr. Nice-Jerk.
295
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,378
The battle will rage for hours,
296
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:49,737
until both males
are exhausted or dead.
297
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,619
Beachmaster, stop fighting!
298
00:20:04,687 --> 00:20:06,620
He's been dead since yesterday!
299
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,640
What? He's dead?
300
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,811
Whoo! I'm killin' dudes
in my sleep! Yo! Clean up!
301
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:24,505
And so, with the threatto the Beachmaster'ssupremacy eliminated,
302
00:20:24,574 --> 00:20:27,274
order is restored
for another year.
303
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:33,029
Another year,
another generation of pups
fathered by me, Beachmaster.
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00:20:36,052 --> 00:20:37,568
I'm the greatest, baby!
305
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,387
You go, Beachmaster!
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And so concludesour explorationof planet Earth.
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