Original subtitles

Hey, all you lovebirds out there, Rock and Rob's telling

you to listen to this one from inside home, sweet home.

No joke, kids, police are still searching for Willie the Hook Peters who escaped

yesterday from Burke State Mental Hospital.

So stay safe and stay cool with this next hot tune.

Oh, well, I'm...

Fitting here, la la, waiting for my eyes.

Yeah, oh, oh, sitting in Lala waiting for my yaya, oh.

To me, it sounds funny, but I don't believe he's coming, oh, oh.

Stop!

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Look.

Let's take this.

No.

No.

Don't.

Don't.

What gives, Ginny?

I thought you liked me.

Look, I thought I saw someone out there.

Come on, Ginny.

I know you don't want to do it.

You don't have to make excuses about it, though.

I'm serious, Eddie?

I saw someone.

What if it's that guy with the hook hand?

Okay.

Oh, we forget about it.

They're not... Nobody's looking, alright?

Come on, don't know about it.

Nobody's...

There!

I saw someone.

Well, I don't see anything, all right?

Come on.

There, there was a flash.

Look, there's nobody out there.

Eddie, don't worry about Henson.

I want to get out of here.

How about just, you know... No, no, no.

A hand job?

What?

No!

You take me home!

Take me home!

What are you doing?

There'll be days like this.

There'll be days like this.

Mama said, Mama said, Mama said, there'll be days like this.

There'll be days.

This doesn't look like my house.

Just one bird.

Alright?

Chicks, man.

What?

I'll have a milkshake.

Oh my god.

Why didn't the guy get one of those fake hands?

I don't know.

Didn't have them back then.

Like you know.

Slow down, baby.

It's under control, relax.

We should have stayed on the highway.

Oh, I didn't mean no highway?

We take you back ways, man.

This is the scenic route, baby.

What would you drive like a decent human being?

Cliff, watch it.

Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

Yeah!

Knock it off!

It's not funny, Cliff.

Come on, wanna lighten up.

Would you get on the right side of the road?

There's nobody else out here.

We're just us.

Maybe this is the best car, man.

Would you take your boyfriend in mind?

Just chill out, enjoy the what?

Clip!

Clip!

I

know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, you guys.

Oh, baby, I'm so sorry.

I know.

I know.

Oh, God, you're bleeding.

You're an hand?

Fuck off.

Well, obviously she's feeling okay.

Thank God we didn't hit that car.

They came out of nowhere.

They came out of nowhere?

You were the one that was all over the road.

I can't believe this.

Oh, my God, my brother's gonna kill me, man.

Listen, I'm really worried about Eric.

He looks really shaken up.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Want to help me stack these flowers?

Okay.

All right?

They didn't even stop.

Probably thought we were crazy.

Let's just start walking.

Nowhere.

You can start walking.

okay i can't leave my brother's car here if you just stayed on the highway like i

said we wouldn't be here freezing our asses off in the middle of nowhere why do

you have to be such a pain in the ass why do you have to be such an idiot fuck you

oh god did you guys please stop it please eric where are you

going you guys come look at this give me the flashlight oh

my god looks like it must have been a church god this place is creepy

It's just a building, Alex.

Wow, this looks like early 19th century.

I'd say 1837.

How can you tell?

What says it right there?

See, it's not that bad, man.

We're all okay.

Hey, you know.

We saw a great concert.

Right?

It was pretty awesome.

There you go, buddy.

You wear that t-shirt tomorrow to school.

You're gonna be the man.

Guys, maybe we should go back up to the road.

That way, if a car comes, then they can call for help.

Oh, yeah, right before they kill us.

Yeah, we're okay.

If the car comes, we're gonna stop at the flares, and we're here.

You want to build a fire?

Nice

Don't burn the article about the concert

What's the matter?

Holy shit What?

Two people were hacked to death Around here Yeah, right You see that?

Oh,

this is sick What?

Police speculate that the murder weapon was an ice pick or possibly even a meathook.

They say they have a suspect, but they haven't made an arrest yet.

It's a pretty freaky shit.

Hey, you're okay, Eric?

What?

Yeah.

Looking a little scared over there.

Hmm, not scared at all.

Well,

I think that's just because, you know, you're with me right now.

If you're alone, I mean, you'd be shitting in your pants.

I mean, you'd be seeing and hearing things that they weren't even here.

I feel like you were being watched.

Every sound would seem louder than it really was.

Dave!

You are such an asshole!

You're not gonna scare us.

Really?

You know, if I did wanna scare you, I'd tell you about Rick and Valerie.

Cliff.

You tell her about who?

He's asking?

Yeah, tell me.

Come on, tell me.

I'm not scared.

All right.

Rick and Valerie were these newlyweds from Long Island.

They decided to honeymoon road-tripping to Vegas.

We're gonna stop along the way and see all the sights.

So they're into this big-ass RV and they were off.

Well, I have kissed your lips a thousand times.

times and more times that I can count.

I have called you mine.

You have stood by me in my darkest hour.

Oh, how happy you have made me.

Oh, how happy you have made me.

Come on, everybody.

Oh, how happy you have made me.

Oh, how happy you have made me.

Ooh, I think this is where we turn off.

Oh, I'm turned off already.

Do we have to go?

Valerie, history took place here.

You know, we could never be back this way again.

Promise?

Oh, now that pains me.

Why you gotta be like that?

You know, that's not a positive way to start a marriage.

Besides, I want you to look me in the eye and I want you to tell me that you have

absolutely no desire to see Clayton's caverns.

Which eye?

Ha ha ha ha.

Smart ass.

Either one.

I have absolutely no desire to see Clayton's caverns.

Whoo.

You know something?

I want you to read page 62.

I read it already.

I want you to look at page 602.

I read it already.

For me.

1922, 12 pioneers got trapped in the past and only three survived by eating the other nine.

Right.

See?

Valerie, it's second only to the Donna Party Trail.

Oh, Ricky Ricks!

What's dark outside already?

Besides, I don't know what you think we're gonna see out there.

Dead bodies strewn along the rocks.

well what would you rather do

oh you devil

oh you are a bad girl you are so bad I'm gonna punish you bad girl oh okay

Maybe next time Maybe next time we'll make it to the bed 20 years from now we'll

still be knocking it out on the floor 20 years

from now I hope we're knocking it out anywhere

I think there's somebody out there.

Ah, shit.

You all right?

He's twisted my ankle.

Stay here.

Can I help you?

Honey, wait inside.

You have money.

I ain't after your money.

That's just a crow.

Crows don't squawk at night, unless they're stirred.

You know what a highway's at?

Yeah, I go straight ahead, I get to the lake, Now make a left.

No, no, you make a right.

You hit the highway in about four miles.

Thank you.

And don't stop for anything until you get to the highway.

And pray they don't get you first.

Who doesn't get us?

When the moon's full, they come out to hunt.

Now you listen, boy.

While back, my wife's car broke down out here.

We never found her.

Sorry.

Yeah.

They must have heard my truck coming.

Are you lucky you still got your skin on?

What do you mean?

There's tracks circling all around your vehicle.

Now, I wasn't the only one here.

Now, go.

All right, come on, baby, let's go.

And no matter what, y'all stay inside.

If they stop you, you lock your doors and wait for son-up.

Ain't nobody ever seen him in the day.

I guess we better, we better get moving along then.

How bizarre was that?

When the moon is full, they come out to hunt.

Thought that was the wolf man.

He seemed so concerned.

Valerie, he's a peeping Tom, all right?

Who knows how long he was out there jangling his keys?

What about all those footprints?

The guy made him.

What about his wife disappearing?

If I were that guy's wife, I would disappear too, right?

Oh, man, one now.

Oh, shit.

What?

It can't be empty.

I just filled it up.

Well, maybe there's a leak.

Rick, he said to stay in here no matter what.

Give me a break.

Easy.

Easy.

You see?

I'll take you with me!

For the Lord is my shell, I shall not want, and I can be light on my green

pastors and restores my soul and leadeth me and the bad surrogens for his name's sake.

Either I want to the shadow of death I don't fear no evil for how I do with him me.

God!

God damn it.

That son of a bitch siphoned our tank.

What?

Hear me.

Oh, Jesus.

We should run out of gas more often.

I make me crazy.

I just had great sex!

Get back in here!

What are you crazy?

Woo!

Crazy about you.

What's the matter, baby?

My ankle.

You all right?

Yeah, it's okay.

Come here, sit down.

You see that?

Valerie, that's really swollen.

That's okay, Ricky.

There's got to be a first day getting you somewhere.

well.

Jesus.

I could catch a fucking Marlin.

God forbid we cut ourselves.

Screw it.

I'm gonna go to that store by the turn off.

I saw pump out front.

Rick.

Honey, I'm gonna fill up that can.

I'm gonna get you to a doctor.

They gotta be close by now.

So I knock on the door.

I'm sure there's some Hicks sleeping in the the back.

What if that guy's still out there?

Valerie, that guy is long gone by now.

I'm not going to let you lie here uncomfortable all night, especially on your honeymoon.

I'm going to be back in an hour, and then we're going to get out of here.

All right?

Okay?

Okay, honey.

Hurry.

I will.

Don't worry.

Look, uh, if it makes you feel any better, you

can lock the door after I leave, all right?

And we'll have a secret code.

Okay, you don't open until you hear me go like this.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Ricky Ricks?

Uh, can you be?

Uh, can you... bring me some M&Ms?

More peanuts?

Mm -hmm.

I'll see what I can do.

Thank you.

I love you.

I love you too.

Where the fuck am I gonna find M&M's?

God, I hate having an imagination.

Hello?

Mr.

You in there?

Mr.

Are you all right?

Ah, sithel.

Oh, sith of them!

You

have made me, I have kissed your lips.

Rick?

Rick, come on, this isn't funny.

This isn't funny.

Get away from me!

Leave me alone!

Hello?

Is anyone in there?

This is Deputy Munson from the Sheriff's Department.

Are they gone?

Yes, ma'am.

You alone in there?

Yes?

Are you injured, Miss?

I think I'm okay.

Can you stand up and come to the door?

Can you step down, please?

Good.

My husband just went to get gas, he should be back in a minute.

Ma'am, we're going to walk to my car now.

Oh, no, I have to wait for my husband.

Why don't you come with me to the car and we could

sort everything out at the sheriff's station?

Please, let's just keep moving.

Just, please, keep your eyes straight ahead.

Keep walking to the car.

She screamed so loud as she drowned out the sound of

her husband's wedding ring scraping across the roof.

I know one thing.

I'm not driving Las Vegas on my honeymoon.

I don't think you have to worry about a honeymoon.

That story's not true though.

all right?

No, it is, man.

I know a couple guys who lived in the town that happened.

What's so funny?

I just remembered something.

What?

Do you remember when dad went to Las Vegas and I had that really bad nosebleed?

No.

You were like, I don't know, five or six.

It was really late.

You were sleeping.

And I was laying in mom's bed and she just didn't know what to do.

You know, she tried everything and nothing works.

So she called Grandma.

And I guess we might have.

of working you up because you were standing in the doorway

when the blood just started pouring out of my nose.

And this is funny, do you?

Wait, wait, wait.

So when mom saw it, she dropped the phone and just fell backward.

She fainted.

And then you went over to the phone and you said,

Grandma, Mom's dead and Lauren's bleeding to death in bed.

And then you just hung up the phone.

Hey.

Hey.

It's all right, Lauren.

It's okay, Laura.

We're gonna be all right.

It'll be like, um, another funny story.

What the hell was that?

What?

Cliff,

would you please not do this?

Oh, you're not scared, are you, Cliffy?

You guys didn't hear that.

Do you think the flares are still burning?

Yeah.

We stacked them, so they should burn for like a half hour.

Oh, man.

Oh, shit.

I forgot to feed Dante.

Don't worry about it.

I filled his bolt before we left.

He's fine.

Yeah, he's safe and sound at home.

Hey, uh, that reminds me of another story.

You guys want to hear it?

I'll bet you sweet cheeks.

All right, this is about a girl, little girl, Amanda.

It was the day before her 12th births.

She couldn't wait to get home.

Well, maybe you should have found that before you pissed me off.

In the kitchen.

Did you get it?

Your birthday's tomorrow.

Oh, kids, I please have my bike tonight.

Mike.

That would have been a good idea.

Dad.

Hey, oh, come here, boy.

Is Bob home yet?

Not yet.

Come here.

Oh, my good puppy.

Oh, come here, boy.

Yeah.

Listen, thanks for sticking around with Amanda.

You didn't wear that to school, did you?

I did today.

Oh, there she is.

Sorry, I'm late.

Hi.

Hi, girls.

Mom, did Dad my mind?

Uh, maybe you're going to speak.

Spill your appetite.

Mom.

Sorry, Amanda.

You're going to spill your appetite.

Catherine, you're wearing that top we've got.

Looks cute.

I know.

I know.

I'll be down in a minute.

Better hurry.

Okay.

Are you guys hungry?

What do you guys want to order?

Uh, Daddy, why don't you just leave me the money and I can order us something?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Here.

Oh, I don't think this is going to be enough, especially if we order Chinese.

You should like a sieve, Catherine.

There's another 10.

Here's your split.

I'm going out tonight.

Don't tell anybody, okay?

Come in.

Hi, Mom, you look awesome.

Oh, thanks, honey.

So is there anything you want to warn me about before I see your teachers tonight?

Oh, actually.

You know, Mr. Blackwin?

Mm-hmm.

He got me smoking in the back.

What?

I'm just kidding, Mom.

I love you.

Ah, I love you too.

We're going out for dinner after, so I'll see in the morning.

Don't we're too hard.

I won't.

Oh, and honey, Odin's been digging again, so if he goes back outside tonight,

make sure you wipe off his paws when he comes there.

I will.

Come on.

Oh, yes, you silly dog.

What?

Odin.

What do you want?

If you touch my blood dryer again, you're dead.

Dana and I are going out tonight.

If you tell mom and dad, you're dead.

If you go in my room, let me guess.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

What are you looking at?

I can't wait till my party tomorrow.

Yeah, we're gonna have a DJ in everything.

Of course I invited Lisa.

All of the Lisa's.

Oh, damn it, I'll call you back, okay?

You go in the bushes and get it.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

I told you I'm going out.

It's not of your business where.

No.

Amanda!

We'll discuss this.

I told you I'm going out.

If I wanted to tell you where, I would have.

Jesus, you see.

Stink.

No.

No, I wasn't talking to you.

I've got to go now.

Okay, goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'm hanging up now.

Goodbye.

I'll be back for Mama Dag at home.

Remember what I said.

I won't say anything.

I'll see you when you're 12.

I hope you get your bike.

Are

you digging again?

Come on, Odie.

Out.

So this is what you were digging up.

It's just a pair of old clippers.

Come on, Odin.

Come on, Odden.

Stay.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Night, Odin.

Nguyen.

Odin?

Odin.

Are you in here?

Odin.

Anything okay?

I was fine until you scared the shit out of me.

There you are.

Yeah, you better hide.

I told you before.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

There's a man under my back!

Got to be hitting me.

And by the time the cops got there, the guy was outer window and gone.

And they say that they're still surfing the net, look at this guy.

So you ever get on a chat room, Eric, and uh, Jessica comes online,

you get out, quick.

Oh God.

I got a pee.

You want to come with me?

Yeah, let's go.

Don't let the crows get you.

Ha,

ha.

Why he so hard on Cliff?

I am not that hard on him.

Yeah, you are, Alex.

Oh, can't you tell he's just joking?

God, Lauren, you're so clueless.

What, two days ago, you were whining about how he

wouldn't meet you at Tracy's party and... And what?

And it seems like you don't have any time anymore for anyone except Cliff.

You know, that's bullshit.

Wait!

How about this weekend just you and me do something together?

No guys.

No guys.

What about Cliff?

I really wish you would just give him a chance.

You should see how sweet and sensitive he can be.

So, you got hair on your balls yet?

What?

You're so immature.

I guess that means no.

Fuck you.

Look, it's no big deal, you know, if you don't.

Thank you.

Lauren, just go already.

God, I hope I don't get poison ivy.

Hey, what was that?

What was that?

What?

You didn't see that.

Look at the shit, Cliff, it's not funny.

No, man, come on.

Look, I think there's someone out there with a flashlight.

Oh.

Look, let's just, uh... Let's get back.

Oh, you guys are such assholes.

You guys should have seen yourselves.

She looked pretty hilarious.

Nice cheeks, Alex.

Yeah, don't worry.

You'll get yours when you least expect it.

Hey, Lauren, can I get that blanket with you guys?

Gosh, we've got to keep our minds off the cold.

Cliff, why don't you tell us another one of your stories?

Oh, I got a great one for you.

All right, okay.

It's about this guy.

He's cruising cross-country on his mother.

motorcycle.

Thing was, he didn't know what he was looking for,

but he knew he was getting closer with every mile.

And Jack was sitting on a stumped side the fire.

Not real curious, they put his hand inside the fire.

You're seeing things flashed the light faces from his past,

swallowed by the first friends he'd follow to the stars.

Call the night Walk into the mystery that starts another light He was trembling and

amazed When his feet first left the ground Broke the

break a day and watched Jack Walk Without a sound

Fuck, horrific

Hello Hello Hello

Look, I was just wondering if I could use your phone

I'm riding my bike cross-country and it gave out of me and I left it down near the road.

Oh, it's just my saddlebag, just some essentials.

No weapons or anything sharp.

Thanks.

This is really nice of you letting me in like this.

Me being a stranger.

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Thank you.

Do you have a phone I could use?

I have a calling car in it.

Well, I guess you don't have to choose between MCI and AT&T then.

Uh,

but the cat got your tongue?

You can't speak

I'm sorry I didn't realize and

By the

way, my name's Scott Scott Anderson

Heather Wallace You get a beautiful smile, Heather Wallace.

Well, thank you.

It's fluoride.

So do you, uh, do you live here with your parents?

Just one.

Is it, uh, your mother?

It's your father.

Um, is he around?

He's, uh, dancing.

Um, he's, okay, he's not dancing.

Let's see, he's, uh, he's, he's, he's rowing.

No, he's, uh, he's, he's, he's boxing.

He's not a boxer, is he?

Uh, he's, he's horseback riding, he's horseback riding.

All right, in the rain.

Driving the herd.

He's a real cowboy.

No, would that be a...

A local herd?

Would that be a... Far away herd?

Far away herd.

I like your necklace.

It's beautiful.

Is there anything I can help you with?

Water.

from the well, right?

I just, I felt well trapped.

So figured I'd just hop my bike and I'd ride.

You know, I think everyone at least once in their

life should know what it's like to be completely free.

It looks like it's not going to stop for a while.

I didn't mean to startle you.

That music just sounded so familiar.

I'm sorry.

Good night.

Look, I, uh, I feel really silly.

I don't want you to think that...

This whole thing, it's like a dream.

The storm finding you here.

It was like it was all supposed to happen or something.

Hey.

What did I do?

I'm sorry, look, we can just lie here if it'll make you more comfortable.

Oh, you scared the crap out of me.

What the hell's going on down there?

I saw someone outside.

What?

What is it?

Ghosts.

You gotta be kidding me.

This happened here before.

Why do you stay here?

You can leave, you know?

You can come with me, Heather.

I'm not sure where I'm going, but we can leave together.

I grab some stuff and let's get out of you.

You

got a damn tramp!

Heather!

Get down here!

Now!

That hell are you doing in my house!

Papa!

We didn't do anything!

You lied to me like a whore!

I'll treat you like a whore!

Oh my God!

Heather!

I thought he... you're all right.

You don't want to go in there!

No shit!

God damn trap!

Get down there!

Now!

Don't move from this spot.

Please.

Christ.

How hell are you doing it in my house?

Look, I don't know who you are.

What you are?

You ruined my daughter, you're a son of a bitch.

That's not what you think!

Let's just get out of here.

God damn crap!

Get down here!

Now!

What's happening to me?

And he just sat there, staring at her head in his lap.

The rest of her body's just slumped on the grass.

So she was a ghost all alone?

Yeah, but neither of them knew it till the end.

Not bad, huh?

Not, not bad at all.

What's wrong?

Hey, the police are here.

Hey, guys.

Ah, okay, guys.

We have alcohol in the breath, head trauma, and possible myocardial contusion.

We gotta get him to the hospital right now.

I need to fire Medvacan, right away.

They came out of nowhere.

They were just weaving all.

Like, you know, I have to swerp to get out of the

guy's way, and then he just veers right off the road.

Hey, can you not do that?

Hey, Sarge, I got open containers.

Great.

We got VTAC, charge the paddles.

Charging 200?

200, clear.

Still VTAC charging 300?

Three hundred.

Clear!

I'm sorry.

Charging 360.

360.

Clear!

We have flat line.

Girls are fixed and dilated.

He's gone.

Call him the code, time of death, 121.

Laifle

and his son The scene was rocking all we're digging the sounds Igor unchanged by

his big hounds Coplin bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group The crypt

could combine They played the match They played the monster match It was a

graveyard smash They play on in flash They play the match They play the monster match

They play the monster match Out from his cup and drags voiced his ring Seems he was

troubled by just one thing Open the left shook his best Said whatever happened to

my Transylvania twist It's now the match It's now the monster match And it's a

graveyard smash It's now the match It caught on in flash It's now the monster

mask It's now the monster Now everything's cool, drags a part of the band And my

monster mash is the hit of the land You the living that smash My door tell him

door is sick Then you can match And do the monster mash Because it's a grey god's

mass Then you get match You catch on in a flag Then you can mash