Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON BELOW DECK...

- THERE'S A FIRE ALARM IN THE ENGINE ROOM.

- READY TO ABANDON SHIP, CAPTAIN.

- ALL RIGHT, STAND DOWN.

THERE'S NO [bleep] EXCUSE FOR NOT GETTING

TO YOUR GODDAMN STATIONS AND GETTING YOUR [bleep] ON.

THINGS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW GET PEOPLE KILLED.

- I THOUGHT THAT ALEKS DID A [bleep] GREAT JOB TODAY.

- IT'S GONNA BE HARD TO DO MY JOB,

DEALING WITH THAT [bleep]HOLE.

- WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME

THAT YOU'D SWITCH ROOMS WITH ME?

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO TO ADRIENNE?

DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE SHE WAS GONNA GIVE YOU

A BLOW JOB EVERY NIGHT OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU SAID YES?

- UNBELIEVABLE. KAT IS INSANE.

- UNBELIEVABLE. KAT IS INSANE. REALLY, SERIOUSLY.

REALLY, SERIOUSLY.

- COME ON.

- I DON'T KISS AND TELL.

- YOU GUYS ARE SITTING THERE LIKE A COUPLE.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER?

IT'S PISSING ME OFF. - ARE YOU GETTING JEALOUS, KAT?

- ARE YOU AND BEN DATING OR SOMETHING?

- NO, BUT MAYBE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM.

- SOME PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRINK,

AND IT'S JUST DISGUSTING.

- TAKE IT OFF, BUDDY.

- CJ, CAN I SEE YOU IN THE BRIDGE FOR A MINUTE?

- IT'S GOING BACK ON RIGHT NOW.

- WEAR IT ALL THE TIME.

- CAN I PLEASE GO FOR A STROLL DOWN ON THE DOCK?

- NO. - WHY?

- BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING

FOR A STROLL DOWN THE DOCK.

I THINK YOU'RE GOING OUT.

THIS IS GONNA BE UGLY.

COME BACK TO THE BOAT, KAT.

COME BACK TO THE BOAT, KAT. - [crying]

- [crying]

- YOU'RE DRUNK.

- [bleep] SCUMBAG.

[upbeat music]

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- I FEEL LIKE SOMEBODY SHOULD BE NICE TO HER,

'CAUSE SHE HAD--I KNOW SHE HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.

I'LL GO ASK HER IF SHE WANTS ANYTHING FOR BREAKFAST,

YOU KNOW, TRY TO FIGURE OUT.

KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY.

KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY. - I GOT DRESSED, READY TO WORK,

- I GOT DRESSED, READY TO WORK,

BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH GOING ON, SO--

- YEAH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT,

BUT I HEARD YOU HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.

- SO I WAS ON MY WAY OUT,

AND CAPTAIN'S THERE, AND HE WAS LIKE,

"EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE STAYING IN TONIGHT."

I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? [bleep] THAT.

I'M GOING OUT."

SO I WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR.

- HE DID SAY STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE, "DON'T GO ANYWHERE."

- HE DID SAY STRAIGHT TO YOUR FACE, "DON'T GO ANYWHERE." YOU SORT OF SCREWED UP, BECAUSE IT WASN'T ADRIENNE

YOU SORT OF SCREWED UP, BECAUSE IT WASN'T ADRIENNE

THAT TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE THE BOAT.

IT WAS THE CAPTAIN.

IT'S NOT A DEMOCRACY. - [chuckles]

- IT'S A [bleep] BOAT. - I KNOW.

- AND HE'S THE GODDAMN COMMUNIST LEADER.

- I'M A LITTLE WORRIED TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. I REALLY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MY JOB RIGHT NOW,

I REALLY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE MY JOB RIGHT NOW,

SO I'M JUST GONNA TAKE IT EASY,

LAY LOW, AND KISS SOME ASS.

LAY LOW, AND KISS SOME ASS. I DON'T REALLY THINK, LIKE, IT'S A BIG DEAL.

I DON'T REALLY THINK, LIKE, IT'S A BIG DEAL.

IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS SMOKING CRACK OR,

LIKE, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

IT'S LIKE, I WENT OUT THE BACK DOOR,

JUST TO GO AWAY FOR AN HOUR OR TWO.

- THIS IS THE PERSON I LIKE TO TALK AND HANG AROUND.

- RIGHT. - LIKE, THIS IS YOU.

THIS IS WHAT I'M USED TO, BUT SOMETIMES

THIS IS WHAT I'M USED TO, BUT SOMETIMES YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

YOU'RE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

- OH, WHEN I DRINK?

- DEVIL WOMAN. - DEVIL WOMAN.

I DRINK SO MUCH THAT I DO BECOME A DIFFERENT PERSON...

AND IT MAKES ME FEEL REALLY BAD.

I WANT TO BE BETTER THAN THAT.

- KEEP A LOW PROFILE.

- I'M DOING A GOOD JOB OF THAT, RIGHT?

- STAY OUT OF HIS WAY FOR A DAY.

- OKAY.

- I THINK THIS IS THE TRIP WHERE IT'S THE DAD

AND THE GIRLFRIEND, AND THEN THE MOM

AND BOYFRIEND-- OH, DAUGHTER.

- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT'S THIS FOR?

- THIS IS OUR NEXT TRIP.

- AND WHO IS THE VEGAN?

- THESE TWO.

- TWO VEGANS?

- [laughs] - OH, GOD.

- THEY ALSO BOTH DRINK THAT GREEN JUICE STUFF.

- OH, I BET THEY DO. I BET THEY DO.

I'M NERVOUS FOR THESE VEGAN, LACTOSE-FREE,

SUGAR-FREE, GLUTEN-INTOLERANT GUESTS COMING ABOARD.

- THEY LIKE VEGAN TIRAMISU.

- THEY SHOULD GO TO VEGAN JAIL.

THERE SHOULD BE, LIKE, A VEGAN JAIL FOR THEM.

THESE GUYS ARE VEGANS, WHICH MEANS NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS--

NO DAIRY, NO MEATS, NO FISH, EVEN NO HONEY,

BECAUSE THE BEES ARE ACTUALLY WORKING FOR THAT.

YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.

THEY SHOULD BE PAYING EXTRA FOR THIS.

[laughs]

- ANCHOR READY?

ALEKS TO THE FLOOR DECK, PLEASE.

9 METERS, LET'S MAKE THE DROP.

- ALL HONOR CREW,

GUESTS WILL BE ARRIVING IN TEN MINUTES.

- KAT? - WHAT?

- I'VE GOT TO GET SOMETHING OFF MY CHEST, BABE,

RIGHT NOW, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

WHEN I'VE GOT SOMETHING ON MY MIND, I--

I-I CAN'T LET IT GO.

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING, IF THERE'S AN ISSUE.

WHEN YOU DRINK, YOU TURN INTO

A TRAILER PARK, DEMONIC,

WHITE TRASH REFUGEE,

AND I NEED TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.

THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.

- THAT WAS REALLY NICE OF YOU TO SAY ABOUT ME.

- YOU'RE WELCOME. ANYTIME.

- DID HE REALLY SAY THAT?

I MEAN, THAT HURT MY FEELINGS SO BAD.

[dishes clanking]

- JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF HE DIDN'T HAVE

- JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF HE DIDN'T HAVE TO COOK BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW,

TO COOK BREAKFAST RIGHT NOW,

I WOULD HAVE [bleep] STRANGLED HIM FOR DOING THAT.

- THAT'S, LIKE, SOMETHING AWFUL

TO SAY ABOUT SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW?

ESPECIALLY 'CAUSE IT'S, LIKE, ME AND HIM ALWAYS HANG OUT.

SO IT'S, LIKE, HE LIKES MY COMPANY,

BUT THEN HE WANTS TO CALL ME DEMONIC WHITE TRASH.

"OH, NOW THE BALL'S IN YOUR COURT."

WHY IS IT IN MY COURT,

'CAUSE YOU SAID SOMETHING HORRIBLE?

- THAT WAS JUST RUDE AND UNNECESSARY

AND TERRIBLE TIMING, BY THE WAY.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE OKAY.

- I-I'M FINE. I'M JUST LIKE, "UGH," YOU KNOW?

- I-I'M FINE. I'M JUST LIKE, "UGH," YOU KNOW? - I COULD JUST TELL YOU WERE LIKE--

- I COULD JUST TELL YOU WERE LIKE--

KAT AND I MAY HAVE HAD SOME DIFFERENCES.

THAT DOESN'T STOP ME FROM BEING HUMAN

AND SYMPATHIZING WITH SOMEONE WHEN THEY'RE BEING ATTACKED.

- THANKS, FRIEND. - SORRY ABOUT THAT.

- IT'S OKAY.

BEN GETS MORE DRUNK THAN ANYONE, EVEN MYSELF.

HE JUST HOLDS IT TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT BETTER.

HE'S THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT ME.

- WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

- WELCOME ABOARD.

- DAVANA. - ADRIENNE.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU.

- I WAS READY TO LEAVE ON TUESDAY OR WEDNESDAY,

BUT THESE TWO WOULDN'T GO.

- NO, YOU'RE MEAN.

WE COULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

WE COULD'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY. - SO THERE'S NO CHEERS?

- SO THERE'S NO CHEERS?

- SO THERE'S NO CHEERS? - YEAH, A LITTLE CHEERS.

- YEAH, A LITTLE CHEERS.

A LITTLE WELCOME ABOARD. - THANK YOU.

- YOU'RE WELCOME.

THANKS FOR MAKING IT HAPPEN ALSO.

- WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE'S VEGAN,

BUT THEY'LL STILL WEAR ANIMALS?

STUPID?

- YOU KNOW THE BMW SHE HAD BEFORE?

- YEAH, HER NEW ONE.

- YEAH, BUT A SMALLER VERSION OF THAT 'CAUSE--AHEM!

- I GOT IN A LOT OF ACCIDENTS.

I JUST DIDN'T KNOW THE DIMENSIONS OF THE CAR.

IT WAS DIFFICULT.

WE HAVE A MOTTO IN THIS FAMILY.

IT'S "YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED, NOT WHAT YOU WANT."

- BUT JOE GETS WHAT HE WANTS.

- YEAH, EXACTLY. - [laughs]

- WE'RE JUST-- LET'S GO, COME ON.

- I'M GONNA ASK EVERYONE TO TAKE THEIR SHOES OFF.

WE DON'T WEAR SHOES INSIDE.

IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME

WHY THIS FAMILY WOULD VACATION TOGETHER.

- I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

- OH, YEAH. - THERE YOU GO.

- GOLFING, GOLFING, AND MORE GOLFING.

- IT'S THE HUSBAND AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND,

WHO'S A COMPLETE BIMBO, HIS EX-WIFE

AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND, WHO'S A MEATHEAD...

SO, JOE, THIS IS YOUR ROOM.

- OKAY. - THIS IS THE MASTER.

- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - I CAN LIVE WITH THIS.

- DAD, THEY HAVE YOUR FAVORITE OF THE DAY.

- AND THEIR DAUGHTER.

FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO VACATION.

FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO VACATION. DON'T DO IT TOGETHER.

DON'T DO IT TOGETHER.

- I'M ON VACATION.

- YOU'RE ON VACATION ALL THE TIME.

- [laughs]

- UM, LEE, SO I HEARD

YOU WANTED ME TO DO THE WATER LINE?

- YEAH. - YEAH, UH...

THERE IS, UH, BASICALLY NOTHING ON THIS BOAT

THAT I WON'T DO FOR YOU.

I'LL CLIMB INTO BILGES.

I'LL CLEAN 'EM OUT.

I'LL GET SWEATY AND DIRTY IN THE ENGINE ROOM, BUT--

YEAH, THERE'S A BIG "BUT" COMING.

YEAH, THERE'S A BIG "BUT" COMING. - THERE'S ALWAYS A "BUT" COMING.

- THERE'S ALWAYS A "BUT" COMING.

- FIVE YEARS AGO, I CUT MY FOOT IN THE CARIBBEAN,

AND I GOT A BLOOD INFECTION

THAT TURNED INTO ENDOCARDITIS,

AND I SPENT ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF IN THE HOSPITAL.

I WAS TOLD BY THE DOCTORS

THAT THERE'S NO AMOUNT OF PENICILLIN

THAT WOULD BRING ME BACK THIS TIME.

SO THIS STALE WATER THAT'S NOT MOVING,

I CAN'T GO STIRRING UP A BUNCH OF BACTERIA

ON THE BOTTOM OF THAT WITH ALL THE CUTS

AND THINGS ON MY HAND.

THAT STUFF IS SO THICK,

IT'S JUST GONNA BE SWIRLING AROUND ME.

- INTERESTING.

CJ'S JUST A DOUCHE BAG.

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TOTAL BULL[bleep],

WHICH I THINK THAT'S WHAT CJ IS COMPRISED MOSTLY OF.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, I DON'T CARE.

I THINK YOUR REASON FOR NOT DOING IT IS LAME,

'CAUSE IT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM DIVING

'CAUSE IT DIDN'T STOP YOU FROM DIVING IN THIS WATER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.

IN THIS WATER ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.

- YEAH, I DOVE IN THE WATER.

- YEAH, I DOVE IN THE WATER. I DIDN'T SCRUB BACTERIA OFF A 163-FOOT BOAT.

I DIDN'T SCRUB BACTERIA OFF A 163-FOOT BOAT.

- I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] IF YOU DO IT OR NOT,

TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

- HEY, YOU'VE GOT--

YOU'VE GOT TWO DAY WORKERS. - END--END OF DISCUSSION.

THERE'S NOTHING I WANT TO SAY ABOUT IT.

- SCRUBBING THE BOTTOM OF THE BOAT IS NOT

THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD.

BUT THE FACT THAT YOU WOULD HAVE

YOUR SECOND ENGINEER DO IT

OVER THREE DECKHANDS,

JUST SAYS TO ME THAT I'M BEING SINGLED OUT.

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'M RISKING MY HEALTH

TO SCRUB HIS BOAT.

DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG THAT YOU WOULD GIVE ME

THE MOST DEMEANING JOB ON THE BOAT RIGHT NOW?

- WAIT A MINUTE. I'VE DONE IT.

- I LIKE GETTING IN THE WATER-- - I'VE DONE IT AND HAVE DONE IT.

SO IF YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT, TOUGH [bleep].

- I'M NOT TOO GOOD FOR IT. - STOP.

- FINE, I'LL DO IT. - END OF CONVERSATION.

JUST PUT A [bleep] LID ON IT.

I AM UP TO HERE WITH YOU.

- THAT'S WHY I ASKED. HAVE I DONE SOMETHING WRONG?

- FROM DAY ONE, YOU'VE BEEN YOURSELF.

THAT'S REASON ENOUGH. - [laughs]

- SO AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, JUST PUT A SOCK IN IT.

I REALLY DON'T CARE TO DISCUSS IT WITH YOU.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

- LOUD AND CLEAR, SIR. - GOOD.

AND THAT'S THE NAME OF THAT TUNE.

- I'M GONNA TELL NASH THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING ELSE,

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE

A COUPLE BEERS AND JUMP OFF THE [bleep] BOAT.

A COUPLE BEERS AND JUMP OFF THE [bleep] BOAT. - CHEERS, DARLING.

- CHEERS, DARLING.

- OH, [bleep]. - WHAT?

- I'M NOT GONNA GET IN THE WATER

WITH CUTS ALL OVER MY FINGERS AND FEET

AND SCRUB THE WHOLE [bleep] BOAT.

HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY [bleep] RESPECT FOR ME ANYWAY,

SO HE CAN SUCK IT.

- SO WHAT DID HE SAY? WAIT, DON'T WALK AWAY.

- HE SAID, "THAT'S A HORRIBLE [bleep] EXCUSE."

OH, MY LIFE IS A HORRIBLE EXCUSE?

WHO THE HELL IS CAPTAIN LEE TO NOT BELIEVE ME

WHEN I SAY I HAVE THIS HEALTH ISSUE?

I'M [bleep]-- I'M DONE WITH HIM.

[bleep].

[door slams]

- POOR CJ, YOU KNOW?

HE WORKS HIS ASS OFF, HE REALLY DOES.

LIKE, HE'S THE FIRST ONE UP IN THE MORNING

AND THE LAST ONE TO GO TO SLEEP.

AND HE IS WORK, WORK, WORK,

CONSTANTLY RUNNING AROUND, HELPING PEOPLE.

HE'S REALLY TALENTED, AND HE CATCHES SO MUCH [bleep].

I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.

- I CAN'T WAIT TO DO SOME REAL COOKING--

15-COURSE ANIMAL PRODUCT.

15-COURSE ANIMAL PRODUCT. - I DON'T THINK KAT WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

- I DON'T THINK KAT WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

- WE'RE NOT TALKING, KAT?

- YEAH, WE'RE NOT TALKING. - WHY IS THAT?

- SO BEN CALLS ME DEMONIC, AND QUITE--

QUITE FRANKLY, IF I'M DEMONIC, THEN HE'S SATAN.

QUITE FRANKLY, IF I'M DEMONIC, THEN HE'S SATAN. WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME THAT LOOK FOR?

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME THAT LOOK FOR?

- GET OVER IT.

I'M GONNA TRY AND STAND MY GROUND ON THIS ONE.

- WHAT?

- WHAT DID I DO? - WHY DON'T--

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

IF YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG,

THEN I GUESS I WOULDN'T BE MAD, RIGHT?

- I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT

YOU WERE BEING WEIRD.

YOU WERE BEING WEIRD. - WEIRD, HUH? - OKAY.

- WEIRD, HUH? - OKAY.

I DIDN'T BECOME A SHRINK FOR A REASON.

I'M NOT HERE TO PSYCHOANALYZE

I'M NOT HERE TO PSYCHOANALYZE OR DIAGNOSE KAT'S BEHAVIOR.

OR DIAGNOSE KAT'S BEHAVIOR.

OR DIAGNOSE KAT'S BEHAVIOR. - DAVANA IS FALLING OFF THE CART.

- DAVANA IS FALLING OFF THE CART.

- 'CAUSE I'M HAVING SCRAMBLED EGGS.

- I WOULD JUST LIKE YOU TO, LIKE,

FOCUS IN ON YOUR DAUGHTER FOR A SECOND.

WHEN SHE STEPS OFF OF THE RESERVATION,

SHE'S PUTTING HERSELF IN HARM'S WAY.

- I DON'T THINK EGGS ARE HORRIBLE FOR YOU.

AND I THINK IT'S VERY HARD JUST TO GO VEGAN.

- WHEN YOU THINK, THAT'S WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS

THAT EGGS ARE THE WORST THING YOU CAN EAT.

- THESE CHARTER GUESTS THAT WE HAVE

ARE COMPLETELY BAT[bleep] CRAZY.

- OVER EASY OR OVER MEDIUM?

- OVER MEDIUM.

- I HAD EGGS YESTERDAY.

- I DON'T THINK EGGS ARE--

- MOM, SPEAK UP!

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR THE OTHER THREE.

- THINK ABOUT WHAT EGGS ARE.

I JUST WANT YOU TO TRY--

I JUST WANT YOU TO TRY-- - DAD, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!

- DAD, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!

YOU'RE REALLY UPSETTING ME. - I KNOW THAT.

- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE!

YOU'RE REALLY AGGRAVATING ME!

- BUT YOU'RE NOT-- - I'VE ALREADY EATEN IT!

I'VE EATEN EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED ME TO EAT!

I WANTED EGGS, THAT'S IT. - OKAY, STOP YELLING.

- YEAH, BUT WHY DON'T-- - NO, HE'S SO ANNOYING!

LIKE, I'VE HEARD THIS FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS!

- THEN WHY NOT JUST EAT VEGAN FOR THE NEXT--

- 'CAUSE I WANTED EGGS! I DON'T THINK

IT'S A [bleep] BIG DEAL!

- YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD EAT

A LOT OF FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.

- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE.

YOU'RE JUST REALLY ANNOYING ME.

- WHAT CONVERSATION WOULD YOU LIKE?

- NOT ME. TALK ABOUT YOUR FAT SELF.

[laughter]

YOU'RE THE FATTEST I'VE SEEN YOU SINCE YOU TURNED VEGAN.

- THIS CHICK HAS JUST GOT TO BE A COMPLETE SPOILED BITCH.

- YIKES, DEALING WITH YOU GUYS IS LIKE

DEALING WITH, LIKE, THE [bleep] THIRD REICH.

- YOU REALIZE YOU PUT AN EMERGENCY PHONE CALL TO US?

- DAD, SHUT UP!

- I AM NOT EXPECTING A BIG TIP FROM THESE GUYS.

I MEAN, DESPITE OUR FIVE-STAR SERVICE,

I MEAN, DESPITE OUR FIVE-STAR SERVICE, THEY ARE MISERABLE.

THEY ARE MISERABLE.

- JOE, IN ONE HOUR, YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE GOLF COURSE, HUH?

- WELL, THEN I HAVE TO GET READY.

- JOE'S GONNA GO GOLFING, HE SAID.

- OKAY. - I'll GO WITH YOU.

- THAT GIRL DAVANA, MAN,

SHE IS SO RUDE TO HER MOTHER.

SHE IS SO RUDE TO HER MOTHER. - SHE'S A BITCH. - WHAT'D SHE SAY?

- SHE'S A BITCH. - WHAT'D SHE SAY?

- OH, MY GOD.

SHE JUST IS CONSTANTLY TALKING BACK TO HER.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. NO RESPECT.

IT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. NO RESPECT. NO RESPECT THESE DAYS WITH THESE KIDS.

NO RESPECT THESE DAYS WITH THESE KIDS.

- ALEKS? - YEAH.

- I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN

DOING A GOOD JOB THE LAST FEW DAYS.

- THANK YOU. - KEEP IT UP.

I APPRECIATE IT. - THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE IT.

- ALL RIGHT.

- DID I JUST HEAR A COMPLIMENT COMES OUT OF LEE'S MOUTH?

THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

I THINK I MIGHT CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.

- WHAT A PRETTY DAY. NO BREEZE, 5 KNOTS OF WIND.

- I LOVE IT.

- THAT'S THE PLAN, I GUESS.

I'LL BE OUT GETTING NINE HOLES.

IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO.

- I APPRECIATE IT.

- AND NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT I NEVER DID

THE LEAST I COULD DO.

- IT'S SURPRISING, YOU KNOW, LEE'S PUTTING ME

IN CHARGE OF THE BOAT.

MAYBE THIS GOLFING THING WITH THE CLIENTS WILL LET HIM,

YOU KNOW, MAKE HIS WAY

OUT TO RETIREMENT OR SOMETHING.

- YOU WANT TO--YOU GONNA BE A MOVING TARGET?

ONE MORE REASON TO GET A BOAT.

THERE'S THE CAPTAIN.

- YEAH. - I HAD TO CALL YOU TEN TIMES.

- YEAH. - I HAD TO CALL YOU TEN TIMES. BUT HEY, IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

BUT HEY, IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GO.

- THANK YOU.

- ARE YOU READY?

HAVE FUN.

[indistinct chatter]

SO AT THE MOMENT, THE GUESTS ARE OFF THE BOAT.

- ALL OF 'EM? - YES.

THEY ALL JUST LEFT.

SO WE'RE IN GOOD SHAPE IN ALL THE ROOMS?

- YEAH, THEY'RE ALL DONE AND DONE NICELY.

- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING, AND WHAT DO I TELL ADRIENNE?

- SO WHAT ARE WE DOING, AND WHAT DO I TELL ADRIENNE? - NOTHING. IT'S ALL WORKED OUT.

- NOTHING. IT'S ALL WORKED OUT.

- I JUST DISAPPEAR?

- NO, I ALREADY HAVE IT SET UP

THAT YOU'RE GONNA GO HELP, UM, NASH WITH EXCEL,

AND HE NEEDS IT DONE. - RIGHT.

- AND THEN I'M GONNA TELL NASH

THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING ELSE.

AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE A COUPLE BEERS

AND JUMP OFF THE [bleep] BOAT,

OR WE'RE BOTH GONNA LOSE OUR MINDS.

NO, IT'S NOT REALLY OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER.

IT'S NEVER OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER.

IT'S NEVER OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER. BUT, I MEAN, THE CAPTAIN SHOWS ME NO RESPECT,

BUT, I MEAN, THE CAPTAIN SHOWS ME NO RESPECT,

SO I'M NOT GONNA SHOW HIM RESPECT.

AND I'M GONNA DO WHATEVER THE [bleep] I WANT.

IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU'RE IN HIGH SCHOOL,

AND YOU TELL YOUR PARENTS, "I'M STAYING AT SUSAN'S."

AND THEN SUSAN SAYS, "I'M STAYING AT SAMMY'S."

EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

[both laugh]

[indistinct chatter]

- CAPTAIN LEE'S NOT HERE.

NONE OF THE GUESTS ARE HERE.

I HAVE WORKED HARDER

THAN I HAVE EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I NEED A [bleep] VACATION,

AND IT'S GONNA INVOLVE CJ OFF THE BOW OF THE BOAT.

I'M GONNA TELL ADRIENNE THAT YOU NEED ME.

- MM-HMM. - ALL RIGHT?

AND THEN--

- I'LL LEAVE SO YOU CAN TALK ABOUT ME AGAIN.

GO AHEAD.

- I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, ACTUALLY.

- THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY.

- YOU GOT IT. - WHAT?

- NO, YOU GOT IT. - YEAH?

THANK GOD NASH IS THE MAN

THANK GOD NASH IS THE MAN AND AGREES TO HELP ME ESCAPE FOR A FEW MINUTES,

AND AGREES TO HELP ME ESCAPE FOR A FEW MINUTES,

BECAUSE IF I DON'T GET SOME TIME OFF FROM ADRIENNE,

I'M GONNA LOSE IT.

- ALL RIGHT, WE'RE OFF. - ALL RIGHT.

- YOU GUYS GOOD?

- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE, SAM.

- GO FOR ADRIENNE.

BE IN THE CREW MESS IN A MINUTE.

WHAT DO YOU NEED?

- I JUST WANTED TO CHECK IN WITH YOU AND SEE, LIKE,

WHAT THE DEAL IS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

WHAT THE DEAL IS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. SINCE IT'S ONLY 1:00 AND NEXT DINNER SERVICE

SINCE IT'S ONLY 1:00 AND NEXT DINNER SERVICE

ISN'T UNTIL 7:30, IF I COULD HELP NASH

FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND/OR

POSSIBLY TAKE A LITTLE POWER NAP.

- THAT'S UP TO YOU AND KAT TO WORK OUT.

- OKAY.

- OKAY. - SO, I MEAN, IF SHE'S FINE AND THE ROOMS ARE DONE--

- SO, I MEAN, IF SHE'S FINE AND THE ROOMS ARE DONE--

- SHOCKING.

I ALREADY TALKED TO ADRIENNE, AND SHE SAID TO JUST

WORK IT OUT WITH YOU THAT, YOU KNOW,

I'M JUST GONNA GO HELP NASH

FOR A LITTLE BIT WITH HIS EXCEL THING.

- OKAY. - AND THEN, UM,

MAYBE, LIKE, LAY DOWN FOR A LITTLE BIT.

- OKAY.

- I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE HOURS.

- ALL RIGHT.

- YES, DUDE, LIKE, [bleep] YES.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I'M GONNA DROWN. - I'M NOT GONNA DROWN YOU.

- [laughs]

- OH, [bleep]. - WHAT?

- HERE. [bleep].

TAKE THE BEERS. TAKE THE BEERS.

HOLD THE BEERS WITH ONE HAND,

AND THEN GRAB ME WITH THE OTHER HAND.

I DON'T KNOW. JUST STAY HERE FOR A SECOND.

- SOMETHING'S POKING ME. [laughs]

- IT'S A BUCKLE OF MINE. - OH, IT'S A BUCKLE.

IS THAT WHAT IT IS? [laughs]

- YOU GUYS HAVING FUN?

- WE ARE. ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M FINE. - ARE WE OKAY?

- NO, YOU'RE DRINKING ON CHARTER.

- THERE WAS JUST, LIKE, RAGE IN HIS EYES.

ALEKS IS PISSED.

I TALKED TO BOTH THE HEAD OF MY DEPARTMENT

AND MY FELLOW STEW AND--

- AND IT'S OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER?

- IT'S NOT OKAY TO DRINK ON CHARTER, BUT I'M NOT--

CLEARLY GONNA NOT GONNA DENY IT.

- WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE DONE WITH THOSE BEERS,

- WHENEVER YOU GUYS ARE DONE WITH THOSE BEERS, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME BACK ONBOARD?

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS COME BACK ONBOARD?

- YES, SIR.

- LEE'S OFF THE BOAT. HE'S OUT GOLFING.

THEY THINK THEY CAN SLACK OFF.

THAT DOESN'T FLY ON MY BOAT,

SO GET THE [bleep] OUT OF THE WATER

AND GET BACK TO WORK.

- HE CAN [bleep] SUCK IT.

- HE CAN [bleep] SUCK IT. I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT HE THINKS.

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] WHAT HE THINKS.

- DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA TELL LEE?

- I DON'T CARE. I GOT ONE CHARTER LEFT.

I'M NOT LETTING HIM GET THE UPPER HAND.

- ALEKS, YOU READY? - YEAH, YOU COMING?

- YEP.

- I SHOULD REALLY NOT ASSOCIATE WITH YOU, HUH?

- [laughs]

- BEN! - YES?

- LET'S GO!

- THERE IS A HYDROPONIC FARM

ON THE ISLAND OF ANGUILLA.

SO THEY WANT ME TO GO THERE WITH ADRIENNE

AND PICK OUT SOME AMAZING VEGETABLES FOR THIS EVENING.

- HERE, YOU GOT THIS LINE?

- I WANT TO TAKE BEN AND ADRIENNE BY CJ AND SAM

- I WANT TO TAKE BEN AND ADRIENNE BY CJ AND SAM SO THEY CAN SEE

SO THEY CAN SEE

WHAT THEIR FELLOW TEAM MEMBERS WERE DOING IN THE WATER.

- I'M GONNA SWIM TO THE SWIM PLATFORM.

- YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? - YOU GUYS DONE?

- YOU NEED LEMONADE OR ANYTHING?

- CJ, SAM, GO BACK ON THE BOAT.

- [chuckles] WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

- DUDE, I DON'T KNOW.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT SOMETHING WAS AMISS.

BUT OF COURSE, HER AND CJ,

THEY'RE A CUTE LITTLE COUPLE,

THINKS IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO GO HANG

OFF THE BOW OF THE BOAT AND DRINK BEERS

IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHARTER.

WHEN THE CAPTAIN LEARNS ABOUT THIS, THEY ARE DONE.

- HOLY [bleep]. HOLY [bleep].

[bleep] HELL.

- SOMETHING'S POKING ME. [laughs]

- IT'S A BUCKLE OF MINE.

- OH, IT'S A BUCKLE. IS THAT WHAT IT IS?

- YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? - YOU GUYS DONE?

- YOU NEED LEMONADE OR ANYTHING?

- CJ, SAM, GO BACK ON THE BOAT.

WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU DOING?

THE NUMBER ONE RULE IS YOU DON'T DRINK ON CHARTER.

GET THE [bleep] OUT OF THE WATER

AND GET BACK TO WORK.

THEY THINK THEY CAN HANG OUT ON THE BOW

AND DRINK BEERS ON CHARTER.

- OH, WERE THEY DRINKING? - YEAH.

- WHAT THE [bleep]?

- I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA

PISS OFF ALEKS WHEN HE GETS BACK.

- WELL, I THINK YOU'VE ALREADY THOROUGHLY TAKEN CARE OF THAT.

- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT HE KEEPS TELLING ME,

"GET BACK ON THE BOAT,

GET BACK ON THE BOAT, GET BACK ON THE BOAT."

- TAKE CARE. - WE'LL GIVE YOU A SHOUT

WHEN WE'RE DONE.

- ALEKS ISN'T THE CAPTAIN.

I COULD CARE LESS WHAT HE SAYS.

YOU'RE A CHILD STILL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

SO YOU CAN SUCK IT.

I'M NOT GETTING BACK ON THE BOAT UNTIL I FEEL LIKE IT.

- [laughs]

- THIS IS PRETTY COOL-LOOKING. - THIS IS AMAZING.

I'M GOING TO THE HYDROPONIC FARM

BECAUSE REALLY FRESH PRODUCE

IS JUST SO DIFFICULT IN THE CARIBBEAN.

THE GOOSEBERRIES TASTE LIKE GOOSEBERRIES.

[laughs]

I REALLY LIKE SOURCING INGREDIENTS AND ACTUALLY

DIRECTLY USING THEM, YOU KNOW, HOURS LATER

TO FORM A MENU, YOU KNOW?

THESE ARE EDIBLE FLOWERS, ARE THEY?

IF I'M DEAD IN HALF AN HOUR, WE'LL KNOW, RIGHT?

- YEAH. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESH PEPPER.

- ARE YOU GONNA BE IN THERE FOR A MINUTE, ALEKS?

- ABOUT A MINUTE, YEAH.

- CAN I TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU COME OUT?

- OF COURSE.

- I'M FEELING UNEASY AND KNOW

THAT THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS.

I LIKE ALEKS, AND I DON'T WANT TO PISS HIM OFF.

LIKE, IF ANYONE ELSE HAD CAUGHT US,

LIKE, IF ANYONE ELSE HAD CAUGHT US, I WOULD'VE PROBABLY JUST TOLD 'EM

I WOULD'VE PROBABLY JUST TOLD 'EM

TO [bleep] OFF, BUT I RESPECT ALEKS.

HEY, LOVE. - HELLO.

SO WHAT'S UP?

- UM, WELL, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE,

FIRST AND FOREMOST.

I GUESS I SHOULDN'T APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING A BEER,

'CAUSE I THINK I WOULD'VE DONE IT EITHER WAY,

BUT MAYBE JUST FOR NOT

LETTING YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE GOING OVERBOARD.

LETTING YOU KNOW THAT WE WERE GOING OVERBOARD. - FIRST OFF, I MEAN, WHAT-- - I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA

- FIRST OFF, I MEAN, WHAT-- - I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA

GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE OR A BULL[bleep] ANSWER,

BECAUSE, WELL, "A," I DON'T HAVE ONE,

AND EVEN IF I DID,

IT WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE,

SO I DON'T THINK THIS WOULD BE, LIKE, SUCH AN ISSUE

IF THERE WEREN'T A BEER INVOLVED.

- ADRIENNE'S BEEN COMING TO ME LEFT AND RIGHT, YOU KNOW,

TRYING TO GET ADVICE, LIKE,

"WHAT DO I DO, YOU KNOW, WITH SAM?

"WHAT DO I DO, YOU KNOW, WITH SAM? SHE'S SO ARROGANT, SO STUBBORN, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

SHE'S SO ARROGANT, SO STUBBORN, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH."

AND I FINALLY SEE THAT.

LIKE, SHE JUST DOESN'T LIKE AUTHORITY.

LOOK, SAM, WHEN LEE'S OFF THE BOAT, I'M IN CHARGE.

AND YOU GUYS DIDN'T ASK ME. CJ DIDN'T ASK ME.

AND I UNDERSTAND HE'S UPSET, BUT YOU GUYS

AREN'T FOLLOWING THE RULES.

OBVIOUSLY, ANY OTHER BOAT,

AS SOON AS THE CHARTER'S DONE, THEY'D TIP YOU

AS SOON AS THE CHARTER'S DONE, THEY'D TIP YOU AND BE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, PACK YOUR BAGS."

AND BE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, PACK YOUR BAGS."

BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA HANDLE IT YET.

THIS IS A UNIQUE SITUATION.

THIS IS A UNIQUE SITUATION. WE HAVE ONE CHARTER LEFT, SO I DON'T WANT TO FIRE THEM.

WE HAVE ONE CHARTER LEFT, SO I DON'T WANT TO FIRE THEM.

WHICH THEY SHOULD BE FIRED, BUT I WANNA THINK

OF A WAY TO TEACH THEM A LESSON, YOU KNOW?

I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS.

- CAN WE JUST CLEAR THIS UP, GUYS?

I'M JUST GONNA SAY MY PART.

I'M JUST GONNA SAY I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?

THAT I HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO, ALL RIGHT?

I DIDN'T DIRECTLY HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO EVER HURT YOUR FEELINGS.

I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANYONE'S FEELINGS.

I REALLY DON'T. AND--

AND IT'S CUTTING ME UP QUITE A LOT THE FACT THAT I DID.

AND I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? - OKAY.

- I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TRAILER PARK AT ALL, ALL RIGHT?

I JUST THINK YOU ARE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU DRINK.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. - OKAY.

- I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S A PERSONAL INSULT,

UNLESS SHE PLANS ON BEING DRUNK

FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY. - LET'S JUST GET OVER THIS.

WE'VE GOT A COUPLE DAYS LEFT. - VERY GENTLEMANLY.

- AND IT'S ALL GOOD.

- AND IT'S ALL GOOD. AND I DON'T WANT ANY MIXED FEELINGS.

AND I DON'T WANT ANY MIXED FEELINGS.

I WANT TO ROCK IT OUT.

- I THINK BEN'S APOLOGY IS REALLY SINCERE.

- I THINK BEN'S APOLOGY IS REALLY SINCERE. BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, I KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY

BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, I KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY

TO CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

MY DRINKING IS TO-- TO PROVE

THAT THAT'S NOT WHO I AM

AND THAT I CAN CHANGE AND I WILL CHANGE.

- OH, WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHAT THE LUNCH WAS.

- I KNOW THE FIRST IS LENTIL SOUP.

- OKAY.

- I'LL PASS ON LENTIL SOUP.

IT'S TOO HOT. - LITTLE HOT FOR THE SOUP.

- I WOULD HAVE GAZPACHO RIGHT NOW.

AND I WANT A REALLY GOOD SALAD

WITH LOTS OF VEGETABLES AND A GOOD DRESSING.

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? CAPRESE SALAD.

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? CAPRESE SALAD. - THAT'S NOT VEGAN.

- THAT'S NOT VEGAN.

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH LUNCH.

both: THANK YOU.

- WAIT TWO MINUTES, THEN GO OUT THERE CASUALLY

AND SAY, "YOU'RE IN LUCK, GUYS.

"THE SOUP IS ACTUALLY CHILLED.

"BUT IF ANYONE WANTS IT WARM,

BEN WILL GLADLY WARM IT UP FOR YOU." OKAY?

- OKAY. - THAT'S WHAT WE DO.

SO THAT'LL BUY US FIVE MINUTES, ALL RIGHT?

GOT MORE ICE? - GOT YOU SOME MORE ICE BAGS.

- GOOD. NICE STUFF.

ALL RIGHT, LOVE, WE'RE ARE ALL GOOD. TAKE THAT.

LET'S GET THIS BLOODY SOUP IN HERE NOW.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD MAN, GOOD MAN.

THE VEGANS DO NOT WANT A HOT SOUP,

SO I'M IN THE GALLEY BUSY CHILLING THIS SOUP.

I'VE GOTTA TURN A HOT SOUP INTO A COLD SOUP

IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES.

- I JUST SPOKE WITH THE CHEF.

HE SAID THAT THE-- YOU GUYS ARE IN LUCK.

HE SAID THAT THE-- YOU GUYS ARE IN LUCK. THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A CHILLED LENTIL SOUP,

THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A CHILLED LENTIL SOUP,

SO IF ANYBODY WANTS IT HEATED UP...

SO IF ANYBODY WANTS IT HEATED UP... - WOW. OH, THAT'S GREAT.

- WOW. OH, THAT'S GREAT.

NO, NO, NO, LET'S KEEP IT COOL.

- WE CAN DO THAT. OKAY.

- WHEN WE SCRAPE THIS OUT INTO A BOWL,

WE MIGHT EVEN GET ONE OURSELVES, DARLING.

- [laughs]

- WE'VE GOT 'EM HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.

OKAY, WHAT WE HAVE TO DO IS JUST COME UP

WITH REALLY, REALLY CREATIVE IDEAS

TO SCREW WITH THEM AS MUCH AS THEY SCREW WITH US.

AND BY THE WAY, NICE LEATHER HANDBAG, MR. VEGAN.

[laughter]

- THIS IS A RED LENTIL...

- RED? BUT IT'S GREEN. - AND CURRY.

YES, IT IS, BECAUSE OF THE CURRY.

- WOW. - DO YOU LIKE IT?

- CURRY. - IT'S GOOD.

- I THINK IT'S VERY GOOD.

- I THINK THAT'S THE KEY

OF GREAT VEGAN FOOD.

- FLAVOR? - HAVING A LOT OF FLAVOR.

- MM-HMM.

- I WANT TO JET SKI AND SWIM.

YEAH, I'M GETTING SWEATY AND HOT.

- DAVANA WANTS SOMEONE TO JET SKI WITH.

BYE. SEE YA.

- YOU KNOW, I REALLY AM STARTING TO FEEL

THAT CJ IS JUST SUCH AN AMAZING SWEETHEART.

THAT CJ IS JUST SUCH AN AMAZING SWEETHEART. I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HIM

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET TO KNOW HIM

BECAUSE I THINK HE'S AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART.

- HE IS SUPER, SUPER SWEET.

- IS HE A GOOD KISSER? - NO.

- OH, HE'S NOT?

'CAUSE I WAS GONNA KISS HIM.

- YOU CAN TRY IT OUT. MAYBE IT'LL BE BETTER FOR YOU.

WHEN YOU GO TO KISS SOMEONE,

YOU LEAN IN HALFWAY, RIGHT?

AND THE OTHER PERSON IS SUPPOSED TO MEET YOU

THE OTHER 50% OF THE WAY.

WITH CJ, HE LEANS IN 100% OF THE WAY

AND I DON'T DO ANY LEANING,

AND THEN I JUST HAVE NO CHOICE.

AND THEN I JUST HAVE NO CHOICE. AND THEN HE'S ALL UP IN MY GRILL

AND THEN HE'S ALL UP IN MY GRILL

AND FRICKING TEETH CLINKED, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

LIKE, IT WAS JUST TERRIBLE.

HE GOES TOO FAST.

- DIDN'T YOU TELL HIM TO SLOW DOWN?

- NO. HOW DO YOU SAY THAT? LIKE--

- I WOULD GO, "BUDDY, SLOW DOWN!"

[laughter]

- WHERE'S THE FIRE?

- ALL RIGHT, SO IF EVERYONE WOULD LIKE TO SIT,

I COULD GET YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE,

I COULD GET YOU SOME CHAMPAGNE, WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE, TO START.

WHATEVER YOU'D LIKE, TO START.

- ALL RIGHT, WHO'S SITTING WHERE?

- LOOK AT THE PRETTY PLACE COVERINGS.

- THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.

I KNOW. IT'S REALLY PRETTY.

- HOLY [bleep]. HOLY [bleep].

WHEN I HIT THAT PAN WITH THE OIL,

AND THAT [bleep] WENT UP,

IT WENT UP ABOUT 4 FEET IN THE AIR.

AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "HOLY [bleep]."

- FIRE IN THE GALLEY.

- OPEN THAT DOOR AND KEEP IT OPEN.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT, GO OUT WITH THIS.

[bleep] HELL.

POT $20, YACHT $18 MILLION.

[splash]

SEE YOU LATER.

IT'S ALL GOOD.

IT'S NOTHING.

- EDDIE, EDDIE, IF YOU GET A FIRE ALARM IN THE GALLEY,

WE ARE ALL CLEAR IN THE GALLEY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE DOING MORE THAN CARRYING

THE FIRST AID KIT OUT TO EVERY SINGLE ALARM WE HAVE.

- YEAH, I'M PRETTY GOOD WITH FIRES.

- CJ AND SAM DECIDED TO GO SWIMMING OFF THE BOW.

THEY HAD A BEER IN THEIR HAND.

- [grunts]

- THERE'S SO MANY BLOODY INGREDIENTS HERE,

IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.

- ADRIENNE, ADRIENNE, KAT.

WE ARE READY FOR SERVICE.

WE ARE READY FOR SERVICE. - SO SAUTEED BEAN SPROUTS, A MEDLEY OF MUSHROOMS,

- SO SAUTEED BEAN SPROUTS, A MEDLEY OF MUSHROOMS,

BLACK TRUFFLE, AND CASHEWS ON COCONUT YELLOW CURRY.

- IF I SAY SOMETHING, WILL YOU PROMISE NOT TO GET MAD?

- MM-HMM.

- I DON'T KNOW IF THEY WILL EAT TRUFFLES.

- WHY NOT?

- 'CAUSE THEY'RE FOUND BY PIGS.

- YEAH, LET'S-- LET'S NOT MENTION THAT.

THAT'S ACTUALLY A [bleep] GOOD POINT YOU JUST BRING UP.

THAT'S ACTUALLY A [bleep] GOOD POINT YOU JUST BRING UP. - I'M JUST SAYING. - NO, NO, NO.

- I'M JUST SAYING. - NO, NO, NO.

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR ON THIS ONE,

I FOUND THESE TRUFFLES MYSELF.

I FOUND THESE TRUFFLES MYSELF. I DID HAVE TO KILL SIX PIGS IN THE PROCESS.

I DID HAVE TO KILL SIX PIGS IN THE PROCESS.

[laughter]

- TO BEAT THE PIGS TO THE TRUFFLES.

- YEAH, YEAH. [laughs]

- WHAT YOU HAVE IN FRONT OF YOU IS

A YELLOW CURRY BROTH BASE

WITH A MUSHROOM MEDLEY BEAN SPROUT

AND BLACK TRUFFLE SAUTE,

AND A RED SESAME TOFU ON TOP OF THAT.

- RED SESAME. - THANK YOU.

- IT'S VERY GOOD. - VERY GOOD.

- IT'S VERY GOOD.

- I FIND THIS VERY TASTY.

- BENNY BOY. - HOW YOU DOING, ALEKS?

- CAN I HAVE DAVE REPLACE CJ FOR A FEW MINUTES OR NO?

- DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION PRIVATE?

'CAUSE, LIKE, ANYTHING I'M GONNA SAY TO YOU

IS JUST MY OPINION.

I MEAN, I WOULD SAY IT TO ANYBODY ELSE.

I MEAN, I WOULD SAY IT TO ANYBODY ELSE. - CJ TRIED TO AVOID CONFRONTATION ALL DAY.

- CJ TRIED TO AVOID CONFRONTATION ALL DAY.

HE KEPT TRYING TO GET PUSHED AWAY,

LIKE HE WAS COMPLETELY INNOCENT.

I'M LIKE, DON'T BE A [bleep] CHILD.

- OKAY, JUST-- I'M SORRY TO MEDIATE THIS.

YOU GUYS ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT ON YOUR OWN, OKAY?

- OKAY. - I'LL MEET YOU ON THE BOW.

I WANT TO HAVE THIS TALK WITH CJ.

I EVENTUALLY WANT TO TAKE OVER THIS BOAT

AND RUN IT MY WAY, SO I FEEL LIKE

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

HE NEEDS TO LEARN HIS LESSON.

- [exhales]

THIS IS SUDDENLY SLOWLY BECOMING THE CHITCHAT SPOT.

WE CAN JUMP RIGHT INTO ME HAVING A BEER WITH SAM OVER TODAY.

WE CAN JUMP RIGHT INTO ME HAVING A BEER WITH SAM OVER TODAY. I TALKED TO MY SUPERIOR NASH.

I TALKED TO MY SUPERIOR NASH.

HE SAID I HAD A COUPLE HOURS OFF

'CAUSE HE HAD PAPERWORK TO DO.

WE WENT SWIMMING. YEAH, WE HAD A BEER

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY THAT WE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

- WHAT'S THE NUMBER ONE RULE?

DID YOU FORGET THAT, THAT WE DON'T DRINK ON CHARTER?

- YEAH, BUT I FIGURE-- I MEAN, I JUST--

YOU KNOW, IT'S ONE BEER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH, YOU KNOW,

BEING ABLE TO HAVE JUST ONE OR TWO,

AND THEN CALLING IT A DAY.

ALL THE GUESTS WERE GONE.

I REALLY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

- SAFETY IS MY UTMOST CONCERN.

THE NUMBER ONE RULE IS YOU DON'T DRINK ON CHARTER.

I DON'T CARE WHAT THE SITUATION IS.

YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN HAPPEN,

YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR ANYTHING THAT CAN HAPPEN, WHETHER IT'S A FIRE OR YOU'RE FLOODING,

WHETHER IT'S A FIRE OR YOU'RE FLOODING,

ROUGH WEATHER, YOU NEVER KNOW.

WE CAN'T GET DRUNK.

YOU HAVE TO THINK FOR YOURSELF AND BE LIKE,

"HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'RE ON CHARTER.

I CAN'T DRINK."

IT'S JUST A SIMPLE RULE, BRO.

IT'S JUST A SIMPLE RULE, BRO. I MEAN, I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS--LISTEN.

I MEAN, I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOU GUYS--LISTEN.

- I KNOW YOU'RE LOOKING OUT FOR ME.

AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I DID WRONG.

AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I DID WRONG. AND I WEIGH THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT I DO BEFORE I DO THEM.

AND I WEIGH THE CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT I DO BEFORE I DO THEM.

- SO WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES?

- THE CONSEQUENCE IS I COULD BE FIRED TOMORROW.

BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF CHARTER.

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS, "IS HE REALLY

GONNA RAT ME OUT TO THE CAPTAIN?"

GONNA RAT ME OUT TO THE CAPTAIN?" OBVIOUSLY, WE JUST-- YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA

OBVIOUSLY, WE JUST-- YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT GONNA

SEE EYE TO EYE ON CERTAIN THINGS, YOU KNOW?

- WE'LL NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE

BECAUSE YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE.

YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "I'M RIGHT, I'M RIGHT, I'M RIGHT."

TAKE SOME FAULT, DUDE.

TAKE SOME FAULT, DUDE. HE'S NEVER BEEN ON A BOAT THIS BIG.

HE'S NEVER BEEN ON A BOAT THIS BIG.

HE DOESN'T KNOW THE RULES.

IT'S NOT A FRICKING PARTY, BRO.

IT'S NOT A FRICKING PARTY, BRO. IT'S NOT A SAILBOAT. THIS IS A WHITE BOAT.

IT'S NOT A SAILBOAT. THIS IS A WHITE BOAT.

THIS IS A YACHT.

"I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY."

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR, ALEKS?

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR, ALEKS? - I WANT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

- I WANT YOU TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

FOR YOUR ACTIONS, BRO. - WHICH ONES?

DRINKING THE BEER TODAY? I ALREADY SAID THAT.

THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DONE. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

I KNEW IT WAS, AND I DID IT ANYWAY.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, BECAUSE I'M IN A DILEMMA

WHERE I HAVEN'T TOLD LEE YET ABOUT THAT.

- [scoffs]

HE'S SO AUTHORITATIVE ALL THE TIME,

WITH THE HAIRCUT, THE ATTITUDE,

THE BONE STRUCTURE.

I REALLY THINK THAT HE HAS DADDY ISSUES.

- YOU JUST GOTTA THINK, MAN, LIKE,

POOR DAVE WORKED HIS [bleep] ASS OFF TODAY

FROM 5:00 A.M. TILL HE JUST WENT DOWN, BUT--

- HE JUST WENT DOWN. AND WHERE AM I?

- I UNDERSTAND THAT. - STILL [bleep] AWAKE.

SO HE DIDN'T TAKE A TWO-HOUR BREAK AND I DID.

- LET ME [bleep] TALK. - GO AHEAD.

I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO ACTUALLY SAY SOMETHING OF, LIKE--

- IT JUST LOOKS BAD.

- YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS AN ISSUE.

- YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS AN ISSUE. YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTS TO BE CAPTAIN.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT WANTS TO BE CAPTAIN.

GIVE ME TRASH-PULLING DUTY

OR SOMETHING IF YOU WANT TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF ME.

I MEAN, IF YOU NEED TO DO

SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THAT'S FINE.

- HE'S JUST BABBERING AND BABBERING AND BABBERING

AND GOING OFF.

ALL I WANTED HIM TO SAY WAS, "I'M SORRY, BOSS.

"I WAS WRONG. I MESSED UP.

I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN."

I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN." HE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME.

HE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME.

- I REALLY JUST, LIKE, WANT TO NOT FEEL LIKE

I NEED TO DRINK ALL THE TIME.

- DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DRINKING MORE NOW

THAN YOU DO NORMALLY?

- NO, I'VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE I GOT INTO YACHTING.

I MEAN, I ENJOY DRINKING.

IT'S JUST THAT I TAKE IT TOO FAR.

IT'S JUST THAT I TAKE IT TOO FAR. - RIGHT. - AND WHEN--

- RIGHT. - AND WHEN--

WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING THAT INTERFERES

WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU,

THEN IT'S ACTUALLY BE-- A PROBLEM.

- KAT'S DRINKING HAS ALMOST

COST HER HER JOB MORE THAN ONCE.

SHE'S GOTTEN BY BY THE SKIN OF HER TEETH A FEW TIMES.

AND SHE NEEDS TO MAKE A CHANGE FOR HERSELF.

AND I BELIEVE THAT SHE REALLY WANTS TO.

YOU WORK HARD AND YOU DEFINITELY PLAY HARD,

AND I DON'T SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

BUT MY ONLY ADVICE IS, YOU KNOW,

FOR YOURSELF, KNOW YOUR OWN LIMITS.

I USED TO BE A HUGE PARTY BOY.

WHEN I LIVED IN D.C.,

I WAS OUT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. - REALLY?

- I WAS PARTYING EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

AND IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS JUST LIKE,

"THIS ISN'T HEALTHY. I DON'T LIKE WHO I AM."

AND IT JUST-- IT DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

- THAT'S NOT WHO I THOUGHT I WAS EVER GONNA BE.

YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE,

LIKE, STRUGGLING WITH MY PARTYING.

WHEN I DRINK, I DRINK TOO MUCH.

NOW I HAVE THIS REPUTATION ONBOARD AS A PARTIER.

AND IT ACTUALLY REALLY HASN'T GOTTEN OUT OF CONTROL

UNTIL I GOT INTO BOATING.

I HAVE A HARD TIME CALLING IT QUITS

BECAUSE I JUST WANT THE PARTY TO GO ON.

LOOK AT HOW FORTUNATE I AM, HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE.

- RIGHT. - AND HALF THE TIME,

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THE DAY.

- TAKE A STEP BACK. STOP--

MAYBE STOP DRINKING ALTOGETHER.

AND NEXT TIME WE'RE OUT PARTYING,

BE THE GIRL THAT'S LIKE, "I'M GONNA HAVE ONE."

I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DRINK, I WON'T DRINK WITH YOU.

I JUST LIVE EVERY DAY TO ITS FULLEST,

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN PARTY YOUR FACE OFF EVERY NIGHT.

- [laughs] THAT'S WHAT LIVING LIFE

TO MY FULLEST HAS BEEN UP UNTIL--

- THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT YOU COULD BE DOING.

- YEAH.

AND DAVE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO'S BY MY SIDE.

IT'S A REALLY NICE FEELING.

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE THE BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDING.

[both laugh]

- PORT OF PLAISANCE, PORT OF PLAISANCE,

I JUST WANTED YOU TO BE ADVISED,

WE'RE GONNA COME IN, MAKE A STARBOARD SIDE TWO APPROACH.

TAKE UP ON THE BOW LINE, ALEKS.

ALL RIGHT, LOCK IT IN.

OKAY, LET'S GET ALL THE CREW ON THE AFT DECK, PLEASE.

- CAN SOMEONE FIND MY SUNGLASSES?

- SOME OF US HAVE TO BE READY.

- ARE THESE-- - ALL CREW, ALL CREW,

PLEASE BE ON THE AFT DECK IN FIVE MINUTES.

- CAN I TAKE THIS BAG, MA'AM? - YES, PLEASE.

- THANKS, EVERYBODY.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - I APPRECIATE IT.

- PLEASURE HAVING YOU ONBOARD.

- THIS IS FOR YOU. - THANK YOU, SIR.

- APPRECIATE IT. THANK YOU.

- LEE, MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- AND YOU. THANKS A LOT. - SEE YOU AGAIN, BEN.

- BYE, TAKE CARE.

- BYE, THANK YOU AGAIN.

- GOT THROUGH ANOTHER ONE, BEN.

- OH, YOU GUYS ARE EATING VEGAN FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

[laughs]

[laughs] - ALEKS, ALEKS, LEE.

- ALEKS, ALEKS, LEE.

- YEAH, GO AHEAD, LEE.

- TO THE BRIDGE, PLEASE.

YOU GOT A SECOND?

- ROGER THAT. ONE MINUTE.

BE RIGHT THERE.

SO, WHAT'S GOING ON?

SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HERE'S THE TIP MONEY THAT WE GOT.

- HERE'S THE TIP MONEY THAT WE GOT.

ONE OF THE FUN SPOTS OF GETTING TO THE END

OF THE CHARTER IS GETTING TO HAND OUT THE TIP MONEY.

THAT'S KIND OF FUN.

YOU'VE BEEN DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB LATELY,

YOU'VE BEEN DOING A PRETTY GOOD JOB LATELY, SO I FIGURED I'D LET YOU DO IT.

SO I FIGURED I'D LET YOU DO IT.

- WELL, THANKS. - UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO.

- I MEAN, I'LL DO IT, BUT, UM,

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. - WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A "BUT"?

- WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A "BUT"?

- SO, YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU WENT, UM,

OFF THE BOAT FOR A FEW HOURS... - MM-HMM.

- CJ AND SAM DECIDED TO GO SWIMMING OFF THE BOW,

WHICH WOULD BE FINE ON A DAY OFF,

BUT NOT WHEN YOUR CREW IS BUSTING ASS.

AND THEN WHEN I COME TO--

I SEE ALL THE COMMOTION ON THE BOW.

YOU KNOW, THEY'RE HANGING OFF THE BOW LINE.

THEY HAD A BEER IN THEIR HAND.

- [grunts]

- AND I CONFRONTED THEM LIKE, "YOU'RE DRINKING ON CHARTER.

WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU DOING?"

SO THAT BEING SAID, YOU KNOW, IT WAS ONE BEER.

WE HAVE ONE CHARTER LEFT, AND IT DOESN'T

MAKE SENSE TO GET RID OF THEM.

BUT THE TIP MONEY--

I WAS THINKING OF DOCKING THEIR PAY.

- THAT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE YOU'RE GOING DOWN,

'CAUSE YOU KNOW MY PHILOSOPHY ON TIPS.

IF YOU DON'T DESERVE THE TIP,

THEN YOU GET YOUR FULL SHARE,

BUT THAT'S THE LAST ONE YOU GET.

- THE CAPTAIN HAS A ZERO-TOLERANCE POLICY.

TERMINATION WOULD BE THE CONSEQUENCE

FOR DRINKING ON THE JOB.

- I'D PREFER YOU TO HANDLE IT THE WAY I NORMALLY DO.

- I JUST THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, SINCE WE HAVE A CHARTER

TOMORROW MORNING, AND OBVIOUSLY, WE--

TOMORROW MORNING, AND OBVIOUSLY, WE-- I MEAN, AS MUCH AS THEY'RE NOT PULLING THEIR WEIGHT,

I MEAN, AS MUCH AS THEY'RE NOT PULLING THEIR WEIGHT,

WE STILL NEED THE MANPOWER.

THE SEASON'S DYING DOWN.

WE CAN'T GET CREW OVER HERE IN, YOU KNOW, 12 HOURS.

- SO YOU KIND OF HAVE THAT HELD-HOSTAGE FEELING?

- KIND OF, YEAH.

- WELL, HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO DOCK 'EM?

- WE'LL JUST DOCK 'EM 200 EACH.

- THIS ONCE. - OF COURSE.

IF THEY'RE SMART, THEY'LL SUCK IT UP,

YOU KNOW, AND SWALLOW THEIR PRIDE AND TAKE IT

AND BE GRATEFUL FOR HAVING THEIR JOB.

- IT'S A CRAPSHOOT.

YOU STILL WANT TO ROLL THE DICE?

- GOTTA TEACH 'EM A LESSON.

- IT'S YOUR DEAL. I'LL BACK YOU UP ON IT.

NOW IT'S TIME TO IMPLEMENT, OKAY?

- THERE'S NO OTHER CHOICE, YOU KNOW?

COOL.

- I NEED ALL CREW DOWN IN THE CREW MESS

IN TWO MINUTES, PLEASE.

ALL CREW AT THE CREW MESS IN TWO MINUTES.

- ROGER.

- GETTING A LITTLE KNOT IN YOUR STOMACH?

- NO, NOT AT ALL. - YOU SHOULD.

BRACE YOURSELF FOR THE [bleep] STORM.

[chuckles]

- YOU WANNA SCOOT OVER?

- YOU WANNA SCOOT OVER? - HE'S NOT COMING TO THIS MEETING.

- HE'S NOT COMING TO THIS MEETING.

- HE'S NOT COMING TO THIS MEETING. - HUH?

- HUH?

- NO.

I'M GONNA DO IT FOR HIM.

- MAYBE THERE'S NOTHING TO DIVVY OUT.

- SO YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY WE MADE?

ANY GUESSES?

- YEAH, 5 GRAND, 4 GRAND.

- YEAH, 5 GRAND, 4 GRAND. - 5 GRAND. - 5 GRAND.

- 5 GRAND. - 5 GRAND.

- 5 GRAND. - 5 GRAND. - REALLY?

- REALLY?

[bleep] THIS, MAN.

- WOW.

- EDDIE, NASH,

ADRIENNE, FRED.

- SOMETHING'S NOT ADDING UP.

WE SHOULD BE GETTING MORE THAN THIS.

- AND THEY'RE ALL RAVING ABOUT THE CHARTER.

- YEAH, AND EVERYONE SAYS EVERY SINGLE GOOD THING,

SO SOMETHING IS NOT ADDING UP.

THAT'S A HUGE SLAP IN THE FACE, IT REALLY IS.

I WAS EXPECTING SOMEWHERE AROUND, LIKE, UH,

$1,200 TO $1,300 RANGE.

THIS IS BULL[bleep].

- YOU MISSED ME, BY THE WAY.

- AND ME. - YEAH, I'M GONNA GET TO THAT.

SO YOU GUYS KNOW LEE'S STANCE

ON DRINKING ON CHARTER.

OBVIOUSLY BOTH OF YOU WERE. - [chuckles]

OBVIOUSLY BOTH OF YOU WERE. - [chuckles] - IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY?

- IS THERE SOMETHING FUNNY?

- NO.

- NO. - SO, HAVING SPOKE TO LEE

- SO, HAVING SPOKE TO LEE

AND TELLING HIM THAT WE HAVE ONE CHARTER LEFT,

BASICALLY WE HAVE TWO OPTIONS.

YOU CAN TAKE THE $500 AND WALK,

OR YOU CAN TAKE $300, PUT THE REST IN THE KITTY,

AND STAY FOR THIS LAST CHARTER.

- NEXT TIME ON THE SEASON FINALE OF BELOW DECK...

- I HAVE THE ITINERARY FOR THIS TRIP.

THERE ARE SOME FEMALE COUPLES.

- WOW! - WHOO-HOO!

- I ALSO HAVE A PROVISION SHEET FOR THE DOG.

[dog barks]

[dog barks] - YOU NEED TO USE THE COMMAND, "GO POO POO."

- YOU NEED TO USE THE COMMAND, "GO POO POO."

[dog barks]

- OH, SHORT SHORTS, HUH?

- NICE SHORT SHORTS, ADRIENNE.

SHE'S REALLY WORKING FOR THAT MONEY NOW.

[all cheering]

[all cheering] - WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RULE WHERE YOU'RE NOT

- WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT RULE WHERE YOU'RE NOT

SUPPOSED TO FRATERNIZE WITH THE GUESTS?

- WHOO!

- OUT OF NOWHERE, ADRIENNE'S COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

- HI. [laughter]

- SHE'S DANCING LIKE

I DANCED IN SIXTH GRADE AT ASTRO SKATE.

[laughter]

- I GOT MOVES YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN, GIRL.

NOBODY'S LEAVING THE BOAT TONIGHT, YOU GUYS.

- JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

I'M ACTUALLY A HIGHER RANK THAN YOU, SO--

- I'M TIRED OF BEING THE BAD GUY.

- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE, ADRIENNE.

- I WANT HER OUT OF HERE.

- I WANT HER OUT OF HERE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET THIS, SAM,

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET THIS, SAM,

BUT I'M STILL YOUR BOSS.

YOU STILL HAVE TO REPORT TO ME.

YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

- ARE YOU NOT LISTENING?

THE CAPTAIN WANTS TO FIRE YOU GUYS.

- I NEED AN HOUR TO DECIDE WHAT I WANT TO DO HERE, PEOPLE.

- I'VE BEEN OFFERED TO HOP SHIP AND GO...

- DO IT. - TO NEWPORT TOMORROW OR TODAY.

- TODAY. - TODAY. RIGHT NOW.

- DO IT.

- THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE ARE JUST INSANE.

I'M SO READY FOR IT TO BE OVER.

- ALL THESE YACHTIES IN THESE BIG, WHITE BOATS

- ALL THESE YACHTIES IN THESE BIG, WHITE BOATS NEED TO TAKE A PAGE FROM MY BOOK.

NEED TO TAKE A PAGE FROM MY BOOK.

- HE MIGHT ACTUALLY DO IT.

- ARE YOU GETTING A LOAD OF THIS?

THERE'S A BIG PART OF ME THAT WANTS TO TAKE HIM

AND GO, "COME ON," TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

- I'M TIRED OF EVERYBODY [bleep] COMPLAINING.

WE GOT A GODDAMN JOB TO DO!

LET'S [bleep] GET IT DONE!

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] IF I HAVE $200 EXTRA!

I'M GONNA GET A JOB DONE!

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