Original subtitles

Previously on "Below Deck Med":

- Ugh.

- Bloody tampon. That's a first.

- They hate us 'cause they ain't us.

- Jessie just came up to me

and said that they're extending their charter.

- These people would not know five-star service

if it hit them in their Botoxed faces.

- There you go, man.

- Oh!

- The deal is-- - In your cabin only.

Put your, uh, info in there.

- Bobby.

- Oh, Bobby, have fun in the friend zone pit.

- Are you gonna buy my wedding ring from Tiffany's?

- Ah, no, they're too cheap from there.

- Oh, Ben.

Ben's definitely growing on me.

- You went to private school and all that.

Upper-crust people I would avoid.

- I respect everyone on this boat

and it just kind of upset me

that someone would think that of me.

Just really f---ed me over--

[sniffles]

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I left home very young and did everything myself, you know.

[sniffles]

I can't believe I'm f---ing crying.

I don't cry in front of others.

I think it's a boarding school thing.

If you cry at boarding school,

you're a crybaby for the rest of your life.

It's okay.

It's fine.

I don't--don't want people to see me crying.

I hate--this is just not me at all.

- Count-- - Your earpiece is out.

- I just took it out.

both: Did you want to plug in the radio?

- F--- you, guys.

- Danny's cell phone is like Linus and his blanket.

[sucking]

I can't stand this kid.

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- All crew, all crew, we have arrived in Santorini.

- We've got to check out this view, guys.

Come on.

- This is gorgeous.

- Wow.

I've always dreamt of seeing Santorini,

and there it is, within my grasp,

and it is gorgeous.

- Like the Little Wall of Greece.

All those little steps and-- - Yeah.

- Imagine if you drop your beer. It's gone.

- Gone.

♪ ♪

- Do you know what the guest itinerary is today, hun bun?

- Not even the slightest clue,

but I'll go and have a chat with them.

- No worries.

- So we drop anchor, hit mainland,

and then do you guys just want to eat and drink?

[laughter]

- Something different?

- We're here for a few days. - Yeah.

- We're enjoying us-time.

- Ah.

- Look at that big ol' monster buoy out there.

Beautiful.

The use of the mooring buoys in Santorini is critical.

It's a collapsed volcano,

so it's just too deep to put any kind of anchor down.

The idea here is to tie off to the mooring buoy,

throw the shackle on top of that thing

so we don't swing around so much.

- Okay, tie it off, set it up,

and ready to approach the mooring.

- Who is going to go to the tender with Niko?

- Daniel-san is. - Okay, sounds good.

♪ ♪

- Hold it. Grab it. Grab it.

- Hold it, hold it. Hold it, Daniel.

Hold it. - You're going to get on.

- Go.

Start feeding it. No, the other way, other way.

No, no, no, the middle one.

The middle one.

- The big shackle. Got it.

- Okay, it's good, it's good. Throw me the line back.

- It got to you.

- F---ing idiot.

- Just give it to Niko. Give it to Niko.

Got it. Perfect. Feed it off.

Okay, Cap, I think we're looking good.

- Looks like you're all tight. Looks great.

- It looks like I'm the Hulk. Argh.

- "Look at me. I'm the Hulk. Argh."

What a child.

♪ ♪

- Good morning, Stavros.

This is Mark from "Ionian Princess."

I will need, um, donkeys for transportation

from the waterfront up the hill.

There's really three ways to get into the town of Santorini.

Walk, take a donkey, or the tram.

The donkeys are the most reliable way to get up there.

♪ ♪

[laughter and indistinct conversation]

- Let's do it. Donkeys away.

- You guys ready for a new adventure?

- All ready.

- You know what time it is? Donkey time. Aw-hee-haw.

- I can't believe we're doing this.

- Have fun.

- Oh, we had an accident back here.

- [grunts] - [yelps]

- Just for the record, this scares the sh-- out of me.

- It should.

- This is terrifying. - Oh, my God.

- Where's the cup holder?

- Don't look down.

- This is a horrible idea.

- How are you doing?

- Super.

- You are? Good. Good.

- How are you doing?

- I'm all right.

♪ ♪

- Are you aware these guys are leaving tonight

in order to catch their flight?

- Oh, fantastic.

Not only have the guests

made this charter really difficult for crew,

but now they want to leave in the middle of the night.

This is just icing on the sh-- cake.

- They're leaving from here?

- The plan right now is to, um, offload them

from this mooring ball that we're on.

- I wonder what the vibe is with Daniel and Niko right now.

- Those two together are the tinder--

or, you know, the blind leading the blind.

- You handed him the bow line.

You know what he did with it?

- Uh-uh.

- He threw it back up.

- He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

- You got that right.

♪ ♪

- Julia thinks I'm some toffee-nose snob, and I'm not.

I'm a frickin' cook on a boat.

I don't care about who your dad was

or what school you went to.

I care about people.

- I think you have hit a nerve.

- I don't know how someone could be offended by someone saying,

"You're from the upper class."

He's educated. That's what it is.

My dad's privately educated.

My dad went to boarding school, so I know,

do you know what I mean?

- Yeah.

- Ben obviously knows what I'm talking about.

He doesn't want to be known as upper crust,

so I've just stuck a nerve and he just can't handle it.

Maybe that was one step too far.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh!

[bells jingle]

- I cannot handle this.

- We're almost done, honey.

- I am taking a tram down.

- Okay, you guys, I'm just focusing on that bar up there.

Did you ever in a million years

think that we would be on a donkey walking up the mountain?

Especially not with a vodka in your hand.

- The view really is outrageous.

- Oh, this is crazy.

♪ ♪

- Check this out.

This is me and my little sister.

We're just being stupid and goofy.

I haven't seen her in a while, so we started rapping together.

- ♪ I take all AP classes ♪

♪ And I'm really stressed ♪

♪ But that's okay 'cause I'm gonna ♪

both: ♪ Pass my AP test ♪

- [laughs]

- She's awesome. - I love her.

We should drop a rap, Tiff, you and me.

- Uh...

♪ ♪

- What time's sunset today?

- Right now.

- Oh, wow.

- Wow. - Wowza.

It's pretty cool, right?

Oh, I've got--

- I just took my, uh-- - Of my ass?

- I just took my artsy picture.

- With my fat ass in it.

- It's really good, look.

- Oh, thank you.

Please, can you delete that?

- I'm in Santorini with someone I really like

and it's killing me inside not to be able to do something

with Julia in this special moment.

- Do you have your ear pieced? - Yeah.

- Can't even imagine that.

- That was a cool thing to do in the '90s.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, there he is.

[cheering]

- What's up, buddy?

- How's it going? How's it going?

- What's up, babe? Good to see you.

- Everyone, this is my buddy Marcos. Marcos, everyone.

And happy birthday. Three-two.

- Thank you. - Three-two.

- Happy birthday. - I love it. I love it.

- Happy birthday, man.

- So we have the best chef, I think,

that we've ever had on a charter boat,

so if you're free we'd love to have join us.

- Absolutely. I would love to.

- All right. Awesome.

Everyone else can come too.

- Yeah, yeah.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Tiff, Tiff, Bryan. - [indistinct].

- Hey, I don't have my black pants.

You know where they are?

- Probably in the dryer.

- That's kind of an issue.

- What happened? What did he say?

- He's like, "I don't have my black pants."

I'm like, "They're probably in the dryer."

He's like, "It's probably an issue."

I'm like, "Yeah, it sounds like it."

Just having bedside manner goes such a long way.

Like, just talk to people on their level

and you'll get your point across that much easier.

They're right here.

- Yes.

Hey, Tiff. - Yeah?

- What's up with you? - I don't know.

- What's wrong with you? - Nothing.

- Okay, whatever, Tiff.

- Uh.

- I'm sorry. I wouldn't normally, like...

- No, it's--I'm not upset with you, Jules. I'm really not.

- No, I don't like to see you like this.

- No, I know, I know.

But I don't want to see me like this, either.

It's just...

it's just, you just brought back an emotion--

like a past emotion of mine, you know?

To be honest, if I was to talk about it with her,

I would probably become more upset.

We will talk about it, but please,

it's got nothing to do with you, okay?

- I feel bad because I've obviously really hurt him.

♪ ♪

Coming up. - This is f---ing bullsh--.

Now he's put my job in jeopardy.

Come outside this f---ing boat and say that to my face.

I'll beat your f---ing ass.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Do you want to get changed and have dinner and stuff?

- I've had dinner. I'm gonna set the table.

♪ ♪

- Captain.

- What time is our dinner tonight?

- It's supposed to be at 8:30.

- Around 4:00 or so

they're going to be getting off the boat.

Thing is pretty much locked in because of their flight.

- Who's driving? Is it Bryan?

Jen? I got you.

- All right, here we go.

Okay, who wants to catch me?

- I got it. Come on, big boy.

Come on.

- So what can you get this thing up to right now?

- You want to go fast? - Yeah.

- Let's do it.

[women screaming]

♪ ♪

- Julia and Tiff, guests are on their way back.

I'm on the [indistinct]. I'll greet them.

- Okay.

- Hey, Captain.

- Hi. How was your day?

- Such a good day. - Yeah?

- It was great. - Aw, good.

- So Hannah, this is Marcus.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, too.

- Aw, happy birthday.

- The big three-two.

- How'd you like a special dessert from Dan?

- Can he bake a cake real quick?

[laughter]

- [laughs sarcastically]

Thank you for all the notice.

[laughter]

Julia, Julia, Hanna.

There's nine people sitting.

Can we get another setting upstairs?

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Benny, can we turn that cheesecake into a birthday cake?

- Of course.

- Sweet. - Why?

- It's Marco's birthday. - Who?

- Do you know there's nine for dinner?

- Yeah, I'm learning.

- Um, it's the guy who's here for dinner's birthday.

- Oh, that's so awesome.

- It's something with men.

As soon as you see them cry,

it's like you've got something over them.

It's nice to see a kind of vulnerable side of Ben.

Maybe we can have a really good friendship moving forward.

- Does he not want to invite his family as well?

- [chuckles]

♪ ♪

So you guys, you can be seated whenever you're ready, okay?

- Oh, we're ready. - All right.

- Ah, Tiff, Tiff, Hannah.

- Go ahead.

- You can start in the cabins if you like, darling.

- Already on it, boss.

- This is gorgeous. - Very nice.

- It was just--you know, it's just everything I try not to be.

- I know.

- That you kind of accuse me of being.

- I know.

- And I don't even know if you're right,

and it kind of scared me, you know?

'Cause I'm disgusted by those people.

And that's why I left England.

Yes, my dad is a very accomplished man,

but he didn't give me a dime

and it was probably the best decision he ever made

'cause I probably wouldn't be where I was now.

- I'm learning that he's got a hard exterior

'cause he wants to gain respect, but he's got a soft heart.

The whole thing started from a croissant

and being very exhausted, do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous.

- So I didn't want it to go there,

so let's hug it out and move on from here, okay?

- All right, yeah, I would like that.

Being on a yacht is a very volatile social climate,

and you need to figure each other out a little bit.

Believe it or not, like, you bring a lot of joy to this room.

- I hope so. Well, that's what I want more than anything.

Like, everyone just have a bit of fun.

- And it rubs off on them.

I mean, look at Hannah.

She's a complete bitch, you know, half the time.

[laughter]

- Let's not go through the ranks.

♪ ♪

- I do think we need a birthday shot.

- Marcos!

- Can we extend again?

- About that day off you thought you were getting...

[laughter]

- These guests are the epitome of "money can't buy you class."

But by killing them with kindness,

I've actually managed to get them to shut up.

You're gonna stick with your vodka?

- Yes, please. Just the vodka.

- Has he ever strayed? - No.

- ♪ Hey ♪

- Julia, Julia, Hannah.

Can you let Ben know he can start on the mains

whenever he's ready?

- Okay. Ben, you can start on the mains whenever you're ready.

- Thank you. - We do that--

- Oh, look at Julia. - Birthday shots!

- Marcos! - Yay!

- Vodka with fresh grapefruit.

- Yamas. all: Yamas!

- Oh!

[laughter]

- You saved the shot, though.

Look. Impressive.

Okay.

[giggles]

So Todd just stacked it before he did the shot.

Like, I'm not kidding you.

But he still had the shot in his hand, ready to do,

so I was like, "Okay, impressive."

- I can't believe I missed it. - You would have enjoyed it.

- I definitely would have. Is this cabbage?

- It is.

- Bobby, are you gonna run up two plates for us?

- Yeah, you want two? - Please.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- So it's pork belly on a bed of cabbage

with applesauce and balsamic glaze.

- Great. - Beautiful.

- Mmm.

- This must be good. No one's talking.

- This is so good. - It is so good.

- They're all eating it. - Okay, and do they like it?

They do, right?

Thank you.

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

- Trying someone's clothes on. Why not?

- 'Cause they're not yours.

- So what?

Nice trousers. Who wears these trousers?

Look at them.

- Look at the booty.

- Booty, booty, booty, booty.

I think you've got to have no bum for these.

- So I should wear them.

- Yeah, try 'em on, Tiff. - No.

- All crew, all crew, all crew.

If you're on duty,

can you make your way up to the upper

so that we can sing this guy a happy birthday?

- Marco. They need to know his name, baby.

- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Oh, yeah, we have to sing?

- Thanks. - Yes.

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- I didn't even get to warm up my voice.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ Dear Marco ♪

♪ Happy birthday ♪

♪ To you ♪

[applause]

- Enjoy your cake.

We'll see you later tonight.

- Is that a threat or a promise?

- I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening, all right?

Have a good one.

♪ ♪

- Oh, God.

- Ben's my buddy.

So if Ben likes Tiff and they're hitting it off, go get it.

- Let's do a pretend make out.

- That would really weird everyone out.

- Ben and I have really good banter.

He's super funny.

He just makes me feel at ease.

And he's cute.

- Yeah, I'll be like, "Could you--will you--"

- [giggles]

- All crew, all crew.

Guests will be departing in 20 minutes.

♪ ♪

- I just wanted to thank you for being on this charter.

- We loved your energy.

We loved the interaction with you and everything,

so thanks for saying that.

- You're great.

♪ ♪

- Caught Daniel in the act.

Phone out, talking to guests.

- Whoa.

- Daniel was told that he could have his phone back

under one condition: it stayed in his cabin.

- Let's get a picture of this.

[laughter]

- I like it.

- And then what do I see?

He's sitting there with his phone out

talking with the guests, and you know what?

I got my phone.

I'm gonna take a picture of that.

It's no longer my word versus yours.

I got tangible evidence.

You're f---ed. F---ed. F---ed.

- All I can think about now is I need to inform the captain

exactly what happened.

This way Bryan cannot skew what I've done

and make something worse than what it actually is.

- What's happening?

- I'd like to speak to you about something real quick, Cap.

- Okay.

- The kid's never gonna learn. - Yeah.

- What up?

- Uh, followed your orders, however,

I just made a mistake

and I want to admit to it.

♪ ♪

- Coming up.

- You look like you're gonna have some fun.

- Of course. I'm Italian.

She's giving me attention.

I'm not getting it from Jules, so I'm just going with the flow.

- What up?

- I just made a mistake and I want to admit to it.

This whole time I had my phone in my cabin.

But getting dressed I kind of threw it in my pocket,

saw one of the guests on the aft deck and we were talking.

He says, "Please take my number,"

so I ended up taking his number and putting it in my phone.

- Like, nothing teaches him lessons.

- I know, but guys, we're not here to teach him lessons.

We're actually here to work with him and get through a season.

This isn't about work.

This is about the relationship between the three boys.

He shouldn't have had his phone out.

I get it.

He should do at least 50 press-ups.

- I realized what I did and I'm here admitting

that I had my phone and I feel like I messed up.

Um--

- Thanks for letting me know.

Our first priority is getting the guests off.

Then I will decisively deal with the Danny situation.

Okay, thanks for coming up.

- If you actually think that you can teach him all these lessons,

you're actually f---ing him up even more.

You can go. You can walk.

Thank you.

You know, it's not-- you got--what,

are you gonna try and, like, change the guy in, like,

six weeks?

- All right, guys. Last shot on the yacht.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Yamas. - Cheers.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- That was really good.

- I'm happy if you guys are happy.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Do you think that he was actually take his phone out

to take a photograph, or do you think it was just--

- No, he wasn't.

- I think he's a liar.

- We've only got one charter left,

and then the season's over.

- Exactly. So just let it f---ing go.

- What I'd love to do is get into his phone

and we can see what he's got and I can show you.

- Daniel, you know,

would you like to go and fetch your phone,

open it up,

and prove to everyone that you weren't taking photos?

- Sure.

- Okay. Go with him just to make sure he doesn't delete it.

I want to get to the bottom of this, too.

I want--I really want to know what's going on.

I really do.

- Oh, you guys just want to f---ing get me in trouble

and all that.

- What are you doing, taking your phone apart?

- No, I'm just--

- So you're a f---ing liar.

- I'm not a liar.

- Then put your phone together and show us your f---ing phone.

- I'm just getting pissed off that you guys keep attacking me.

- Because we don't trust you, Danny.

Danny pulling the SIM card out of his phone right there

just screams, "I'm guilty."

- Bobby, back off. Let's go. Come on.

We'll deal with this

after we get these guys off the boat, okay?

- Deck crew, deck crew,

can we get some help with the luggage, please?

♪ ♪

- Yeah. Big sexy, what's up?

- Thank you so much. - Awesome, thank you.

- I'm a hugger!

[laughter]

[all speaking at once]

- Captain. - Jesse.

- Partner. - Yeah, hey, thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- We had one of the best times of our lives.

I appreciate that the last-minute charter extension

worked out.

Whoever it was that was able to figure out

how to get croissants one morning, that was impressive.

all: Julia!

- Thank you guys so much. Appreciate it. Love you.

Thank you. Oh, and of course, token...

- Thanks, partner. - Of our appreciation.

- We really appreciate it.

- Thank you. - We very much appreciate it.

Safe travels.

- Bye, guys.

Have a safe trip home.

For God's sakes, I'm f---ing exhausted.

Just get off.

- Well, that's over.

- All crew, all crew, please meet me in the main salon.

♪ ♪

Well, this is probably as difficult a charter

as we've had this season.

But you know, sometimes the most difficult charters

don't mean the most impressive tips.

[music winds to a stop]

18.50 Euros apiece.

22,000 Euros.

- But it was twice the length.

- Yeah, than some of the others had been.

- That's the worst tip we've had with the worst guests.

- Well, that's the way it goes sometimes.

- After riding us that hard for five days,

leave a decent tip, and if you can't,

then maybe don't charter a boat.

- That's a buzz kill.

- Hey, I'm still on a high.

This is more money than I make in two weeks.

- So anyway, I suggest we go to bed.

Start at 10:00.

One more to go.

♪ ♪

- When are we gonna take care of this f---ing situation?

- Let's just get through tonight.

Have a good day tomorrow.

- Yeah.

- All right, Daniel, have a good day tomorrow.

- I've been having good days, man.

- Well, you're the only one that feels that way.

- It's all good.

It's a fallacy. Not everyone is mad.

It's just you two butt buddies.

- What did you f---ing say? - I heard that.

- Yeah, I know, you two butt buddies.

- Somebody's got to f---ing take care of this kid right now.

Stand up to me right now, dude. Get the f--- out of here.

You disrespectful little f---.

You're not coming in that room.

Come in that room and see what happens.

- You both are fake people.

- Now what's the matter?

Daniel's provoking them.

- I'm not provoking anybody.

- Yeah, you are.

You just called us butt buddies and fake people.

- Don't come here and tell me--

- Put your password in this phone right now.

- What are you trying to demonstrate

by having the SIM cards out?

- I decided to take out my cards

so then you know I can't delete anything off my phone.

- This is f---ing bullsh--.

Now he's putting my job in jeopardy---

- How did I put your job in jeopardy?

- Because I'ma get kicked off this boat.

- Yeah, you're calling us names and--

- You call me a f---ing name, dude?

Come outside this f---ing boat on a dock

and say that to my face.

I'll beat your f---ing ass.

- Bobby. Calm down.

- God, I'd love to beat your f---ing ass.

- Just calm down.

Bobby. The f--- have you done here?

- That's all his sh--. - Calm down. Calm down.

This is a side I've never seen of Bobby

and I never want to see again.

Bobby's a big guy, you know?

Goodness knows what could happen.

- You guys start up so much stuff.

- No, you do. - Yeah.

- No, no, no.

- The big deal tonight is what are we gonna do with--

- Bobby and Danny. - Yeah.

- Can we put them in a guest cabin?

- Yeah.

We'll have to deal with this tomorrow.

- Supposed to get sleep right now.

- Yeah.

- If you don't stand up to a bully,

you will always be bullied for the rest of your life.

In order to get respect, you need to give respect.

And Bryan doesn't do that. I'm just over it.

♪ ♪

- We got to switch rooms, dude.

- I understand. - I'm done with him.

- Let's just get through this charter--

- He is close, bro.

- Let's get through this. Take some time to chill.

- Can you guys sleep in a guest cabin or something?

- Shut up, Tiffany. - I'm just trying to sleep.

- Then stay in your room. - I am in my room.

- Close your door.

- Can you just keep it down, please?

Thank you.

- At this point tonight,

we're all chilling. We got to get some sleep.

- All right. - All right? Cool, bro.

I got your back. You know that. - Thanks, man.

- All right, bro.

♪ ♪

- He was heated.

- I know, but people were trying to sleep.

- Yeah, no, I understand where you're coming from.

- Morning. - Morning.

- I like the outfit.

- Thanks, I know, right?

- Last night was not cool, man.

You're an absolute liability.

- No, no. 'Cause any time something happens,

it's all on you.

Yesterday, you were there, bro.

You're like, "Oh, there's-- there's--oh, sh--,

"is that, Daniel?

"Look what he's doing.

"Oh! Sh--.

Let me get this."

- Look at you, look at you, bro.

You look like an idiot.

- "I'ma go to the captain. Got ya on there."

Dude, you're such a f---ing child, bro.

You're such a f---ing child.

- Danny, you have no idea what's going on, bro.

- Oh, my God, shut your baboon-face f---ing ass, bro.

Lying ass. You know, the zoo called.

The monkey wants his ass back.

- Coming up.

- Tiffany's a massive flirt,

and it's nice to not have to be obligated to anything.

- Dude, you're such a f---ing child.

- Danny, you have no idea what's going on.

- Shut your baboon-face f---ing ass, bro.

You know, the zoo called. The monkey wants his ass back.

- You're dead to me. You know what?

I looked out for you so much. - No you didn't.

- Yes, I did. Yes, I did.

- The only person you look out for--

the only person you look out for

is that butt buddy of yours there,

so you two guys can keep on

making that love with each other.

I'm out, bro.

- You think you're ever gonna get a job after this?

- Oh, absolutely.

- I'm not getting into this with you this morning.

Go up and get to work.

- All my anger, everything that's been inside of me,

I just let it all go and I unleash.

Get me started. I'm out.

Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- So what has today brung us?

- Um, there's been another altercation

between Daniel and I.

He's giving me backtalk, jumping all over the couches,

knocking things down behind him.

I mean, he's just insane.

- Mm-hmm.

I think that Danny doesn't have any respect for authority

or for the chain of command

that needs to be in place on a yacht,

and he's potentially a hazard to himself

or to other crew members.

Where is he now? Do you know?

- He's in his guest cabin.

- That's where he finally wound up?

Okay.

- So want me to send him up?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- [sips]

- Daniel. - Yeah.

- Come with me. Captain wants to talk to you.

- Bryan is so clueless about how terrible of a boss he is.

Instead of helping me grow,

he's just limiting me from reaching my fullest potential

at being the best yachty I can be.

- Hey. - Hey, Cap.

- Have a seat.

- Um, Bryan and I, we really never got along on this yacht.

We're going to be bumping heads all the way to the last charter,

and that's fine and I'm willing to work through it, but, uh,

I just hope that Bryan

does not misrepresent

my work.

They don't trust me and I don't trust them.

- I don't trust you, either.

You've been toxic to this boat ever since you've arrived,

and your work is sub-par.

This is not the business for you,

not the industry for you.

You need to think about something else.

So here it is. Your ticket home.

You're off the boat within an hour.

- Really? - Yeah.

You've had issues with almost everybody on the boat.

With the exception of maybe Ben and Jen.

There is a rift going on between the entire crew caused by Danny.

He's right in the middle of all of it,

so it's what has to happen for the good of the whole crew.

- Danny just got fired.

- Oh, f---.

- Come on. - Got to see this.

- Bryan, Bryan. - Yeah, Cap.

- Can you come to the bridge, please?

- Yes, I can.

- I'm sorry that this ended the way that it ended.

- So what's gonna happen

is you're going to be escorted down to your cabin.

He's going to witness what you take with you,

and you are out of here.

- Thank you, guys.

- Okay. - Thanks, Cap.

- I think Danny would be successful at something

where there is a lot of interaction with other people,

but it's not gonna be yachting.

That's for sure.

- Pack your bags. - Yep.

I honestly am shocked.

I did a good job.

This is a dream of mine,

and just to know that the bullies came out on top,

it--it doesn't sit well with me.

- Danny's leaving us. - Sh--.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Danny. Hey, man.

- Sorry, bro.

I am sorry, man. - Me too.

Thanks for everything, bro.

- I--I don't know if yachting is for you, to be honest.

- Yeah.

- You're not gonna have the freedom that you--that you need.

There's plenty of other things you can do.

- Yeah.

- Hey guys.

- Hey, you nearly made it.

I love you, bro.

Listen, I'm really sorry.

- Thanks, man.

- No.

I think Daniel should walk away considering himself lucky

that he got to stay this long and get this far.

- Hannah's gonna get up and go, "What the frick happened?"

- I know.

- Got everything, Daniel?

- Yeah. It's not a good way to leave.

I'm out, girl. It's nice working with you.

- You too. Sorry your laundry's still wet.

[laughs]

- You want to be happy with your team,

with your crew mates and say, "Hey, next season."

It's nice working with you. - Aww.

- I don't want sympathy.

I just want to leave on good terms

and say good-bye, but I can't do that with everyone.

I'll be in touch, okay?

- Good luck.

- Thanks. All right.

When you see Hannah, can you please tell her thank you?

It's not over for me.

It's only the beginning.

There's other yachts.

And here's the other beautiful thing, though, you know,

the captain goes, "Daniel, your work his sub-par."

Says, "Your work is sub-par."

But you know what the beautiful thing is about sub-par?

There's room for improvement.

- Good riddance. - Show's over.

- Let's get back to swabbin' the deck.

Yes! I--just, thank God.

- Good luck getting home. Take care, man.

- You too.

- Make sure everything's strapped on tight

'cause there's no footpath up here.

- Oh, that's fine, man. There's trolley carts up there.

- No, dude. The trolleys are broken.

You're riding on these donkeys.

- Okay, fine.

Let's go take the donkey.

We're gonna go all the way up hill?

- Trolleys aren't broken.

♪ ♪

- Where is he at? Oh, God, I want to see him.

♪ ♪

Oh. - Where is he?

- There he is. - Right there.

- Oh, my God. Hey, there you go.

An ass riding an ass.

- Bobby.

[bells jingle]

- Coming up.

- You've been flirting with me all f---ing season.

- My boyfriend--

- Is a f---ing pussy.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I think everybody will get a nice breath of fresh air,

him being gone, and you know what?

I bet you a million dollars that him being gone

is going to improve Bryan's attitude with everybody.

You know, everybody says he's the aggro guy.

Well, he's aggro because he can't manage Danny.

- I don't think Daniel was the sole problem of our deck crew.

I think that Bryan is the main issue,

but unfortunately Bobby's blinded

by his friendship with Bryan.

I understand your argument.

I think Daniel has been bringing people down.

But I still don't agree with your--

- No, I know.

And I'm not trying to get you to like Bryan or anything.

I'm just--you know, trying to be the devil's advocate.

- Yeah, yeah, of course.

- I heard what's happened.

Danny being fired, that's insane.

- Bryan just finally went to the Captain and was like,

"Get rid of this guy."

- I'm ready for it. I'm just like, get the next charter done.

Home.

- It's really about time.

I mean, this little pleb

should have been fired five charters ago.

- This is a pile of stew.

[laughter]

[guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

Oh, hi, babe.

- Oh, thank you for my gift. Wait.

- You're welcome.

- That one's not for me.

- No, no, that's yours.

- There's lipstick on there.

- Yeah, 'cause that was my drink before.

- Oh, yeah. Since you brought me my gift of my whiskey--

- All right.

- I brought you a gift.

You said you shredded at harmonica.

- Oh, a harmonica! Did you really go and buy this?

- I'm not sayin'.

- My brother bought me one for Christmas,

so I learned it and I never--

I picked it up for about five minutes.

- Well, you're about to pick it up again.

I'm just gonna do a little riff. You do whatever you want.

And I'm gonna try to hear it this time.

- Okay.

[guitar and harmonica music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, I just messed up.

- I'm gonna call my boy.

- This was panning out to be the perfect day.

Danny got fired, and I'm having a moment with Julia,

but it sucks to get rejected

over and over and over.

- I'm f---ing freezing. - Do you want a hoodie?

- I'm a big hoodie guy.

Like, I have 'em in every color.

I am loving these thin hoodies.

They're like t-shirts.

- Start a new trend.

- I've never seen a double hoodie before.

That's impressive.

- It's good, right?

- Yeah, it's wicked.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Bryan, Bryan, can you meet me at the bridge, please?

♪ ♪

- Cap. - Yo.

- I just wanted to say that...

this was a no-win situation for you,

and I think you handled it quite well.

- I really did try. - I know you did.

- I gave it all kinds of different methods.

You know, nothing really works.

You know, I think he's just in his own crazy mindset

and that was just never gonna change.

- It was just one of those things that we couldn't win.

So with that in mind I want to tell you

that your probationary period is over.

What I'd like to do is offer you the chief mate's position

on the boat.

This would be a probationary period.

- I'm happy to accept the challenge.

- You are officially the first mate going forward.

- Thank you very much. That means a lot to me.

- For me, one of the most important aspects

of a first mate is trust.

And I can trust Bryan,

and I know that when I delegate something to Bryan

it's gonna be handled.

Okay, thank you. - Appreciate it.

- Captain Mark's a real-deal captain,

and he's worked with some of the best first mates

probably in the industry,

and for him to give me his blessing means a lot to me.

- Hey, you guys, you aren't in the middle of anything,

are you? - What?

- I just want to have a quick chat.

Uh, first off, I don't know if you know,

my probationary period of being a first mate has been lifted

so it's official now.

- Congratulations, Bryan.

You are officially a douchebag.

- And as you guys know, we're a man down again.

Not a really big issue.

We've been here before and we rocked it.

There's no reason why we can't have fun with it,

and let's have a great next charter

and let's have a great time tonight.

Tripod.

Boom. - Boom.

- All right.

- Colored shirts, right?

- Let's do it. - Yeah, colored shirts.

- Are you getting smashed tonight?

- F--- yeah. I'm stoked.

We're celebrating Danny being fired,

and we're celebrating Bryan getting his promotion,

and without Danny, there's no drama.

Thank God.

- We can all go in different ones.

- Get in the car, bitches.

- What if we die, Jen?

- Oh, my f---ing God.

This has to end. - Look at that way.

- Sh--, sh--.

- Why is it making that noise?

- You're like, "Get me the f--- out of here."

[laughter]

- That was really scary.

We're not going down that way, are we?

[laughter]

- Oh, man.

- What do you guys want to drink?

- I want red.

- Tequila sunrise, please.

- Balkan Beer. - Yes.

- And a Jack and ginger ale.

- And a glass of wine.

- I'm so excited to be off charter,

and I'm kind of excited to, like,

hang out with Ben tonight.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Let's have some food now.

- All right, all right, all right.

- Do you not think it's a little bit weird without Danny here?

- No. You're delusional.

Everybody. - Cheers.

We're gonna put our glasses together.

- For no reason at all.

- No, I've got a reason right here.

Uh, my boy Bryan getting sworn in as first mate.

- Thank you. - Legit.

- Thank you, brother.

- Yeah, cheers. - Cheers to that.

- Being a deck hand's where it's at.

Is it go time? - Yeah, let's do it.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- My relationship with Ben

is probably in the best place it's been in.

Like, I just want to squeeze his cheeks all the time.

[laughs]

♪ ♪

- Tiffany's a massive flirt.

It's endearing and it's nice to have female company

and not have to be obligated to anything.

♪ ♪

- Can I get a shot of Jameson?

♪ ♪

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- I love them both individually,

but to see them intimate,

I just--I can't.

I meet this girl who's really nice

and, you know, we're hitting it off.

She's giving me attention.

I'm not getting it from Jules, so I'm just going with the flow.

♪ ♪

- I couldn't care less what Bobby's doing.

Please, just kiss him because it'll take a lot of, you know,

off me and you can just take him.

- All right, let's roll.

- [squeals]

[speaking indistinctly]

- Come and join the fun.

- Get in there.

I had a blast tonight.

- Hey, babe. - Hi.

- Come here. - What?

- We're at anchor and you're bringing a girl

back to the boat?

Seriously?

- Well--if--ugh.

- Apart from the fact

that we've already dealt with it this season--

- Cheers.

- You can't take girls to the boat.

- And apart from the fact the captain has specifically said,

"There's no girls back"...

Stop being such a f---ing idiot, hey?

- What?

- Bringing drunk girls on and off of Tinder onto a yacht,

even idiots would know that that is not a good idea.

- Well, what is the issue? Are we all good?

- We're having fun tonight.

Clearly we can do whatever the f--- we want

because Danny got away with murder for six f---ing weeks.

- Okay, well, you do whatever the f--- you want.

- I am.

- But still know that you have one f---ing strap

on your epaulette and I've got three.

- Really? - Yeah, really.

Obviously you have your first mate's approval,

and that's all on you, hey,

'cause I'm not taking any responsibility.

- Yeah, it is on me.

- The official first mate is giving him the green light.

Like, are you f---ing serious?

- What the f---?

- You never bring a girl back to a yacht.

- How would you feel if I brought a guy on a yacht?

- Clearly they're f---ing jealous.

- Jealous? Are you kidding me?

- [laughs sarcastically]

- Did he just say that?

- Did you just say that word?

- F--- all you guys.

- You know what? Let's go.

- It's not your fault. - I'm so sorry.

- It's not your fault. - Call it. Let's go.

- I'm sorry.

- Ugh, you guys are unbelievable.

- Start the engines. Let's go.

- This is ridiculous to bring a girl back onboard.

- Shut up, Julie.

You have a f---ing boyfriend.

You've been flirting with me all f---ing season.

- My boyfriend--

- Is a f---ing pussy.

- Next on the season finale of "Below Deck Med":

- Last charter's here.

- So our last charter of the season.

Is there a room with two beds?

- No, sorry.

- Oh! - Yes! Yes! Yes!

- I just want to see if you can give me,

like, some criticism to, like, work better with women.

- Treat women as equals.

- All right. I'm going.

- It was truly a displeasure

meeting you and working with you.

- Whoa.

- It's, like, potentially damaging though,

do you know what I mean?

Because what you said is just not true.

To bring my boyfriend into it is really hurtful.

- I know.

- I don't need any more friends. It's enough.

- It's the last night of the charter season.

I mean, f---, but whatever.

- I got more than just the tip last night.

[laughs]

- Remember Benny, I stay up way f---ing later than you.

I see and hear everything.

[woman moans]

- Oh, my God.

[laughs]

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go to bravotv.com.