Original subtitles

- Previously, on "Below Deck Med"...

If I talked the way that you talk to me to the captain,

I would be ashamed of myself.

- Let's just not talk anymore about, all right? We're done.

- You're so close to getting fáááing canned, bro.

- I am gonna take your phone

when we've got charter guests on board.

- It's like I can't win. - Who's not up?

- Them two are not up. - What do you mean, "Them two?"

Those two. Okay, cool.

- Those two. The first moment I met Ben,

I knew he was privately educated.

He's very condescending and very dismissive.

- Tequila. Four.

- This is like a fáááing frat house right now.

- Oh, my God! - Ooh.

- You okay? - Are you bringing dessert?

- I'm gonna bring the main first.

- Smile. - I'm smiling.

- There's a opportunity for us to stay longer.

The concern we're having right now is some of the group

is not getting along with Hannah.

- Jesse just came up to me and said

that they're extending their charter.

- You've got to be fáááing kidding me.

[horn blaring]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[hip-hop music]

- So, Hannah, I think the guests have perceived that

you're not real happy with their presence and their behavior.

- In my five years in yachting,

I've never had anyone go to the captain about my service.

You know that we've done, what, seven charters now,

and every guest has always said, "She's always smiling.

It doesn't matter what time." That's me as a person.

That's me as a chief stew, but I can only be pushed so far.

To be honest, they're vulgar.

They're disgusting. They're rude.

- Do you want to stick Tiffany and Julia more in front of 'em?

- That's exactly what I'm going to do.

- Okay, let's do that.

- I'm kind of disappointed in myself, to be honest.

They should not be able to see

that I'm not impressed with them.

I can only be, like, pushed so far

before it's gonna be apparent

that I'm getting a little bit sick

of being treated like sháá.

- I'm not gonna come down hard on Hannah

because I'm sure it's a personality situation

and really has very little to do with her level of service.

- I'm--I'm sorry. - Okay.

- Okay. Thank you, Captain. - Thank you.

- So we're staying here tonight,

and then we're gonna end our trip in Santorini.

- Oh, my God, that's so awesome.

- This is our boat.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- The rubber thing's gone down there,

but I always get scared of putting my finger down there.

- Can you dry this, someone, please.

- [buzzing] - [laughing]

- Ow. - What is that?

Oh, it's the end of the honeycomb thing.

- Yup.

- All right, can you hurry up with that platter, please?

- Ben can just be a bit snappy sometimes.

I could never work directly underneath Ben--never.

- Daniel. - What?

- They've just extended their charter.

- What?

Are you serious? Holy sháá.

- They've extended the charter. - What?

- I think they went to the captain about me,

so I'm gonna have to put you guys on service.

- Oh, it's just a bit much, isn't it?

We're just all exhausted.

I mean, Ben just gives assy comments.

And you're just like, "Fáááing save it.

I'm trying to do my job just as much as you are."

There's no respect there. - No.

- Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

I'm not really sure if Julia and Tiffany realize

what it's like working so closely with Ben,

but I am really worried that Julia's about to find out.

- Group hug. - What a great thing

to wake up to in my brig. Aww.

- Two crying stews and a complaint.

[laughter]

- All right, girls. Ready?

One, two. Perfect. All right, now what?

- Butt shot. - Butt shot, okay.

Oh, that's great. Real, real nice. Now what?

- Daniel, Daniel, Bryan. - Go for Daniel.

- Where are you? - I'm on the bow

with the guests just kind of, you know, watching.

- Thank you. - Come here.

- Just come down to the platform.

- On my way.

- Nothing's really changed. It's just the same old Daniel.

All around turd burger.

We're gonna jump in and clean the waterline back here.

You two are.

- Okay. - We're gonna go in the water?

- I don't want to send Jen in there because

then she'll take four hours in the shower, so yeah,

we're gonna--you guys are gonna get your bathing suits on,

get a life vest, grab some rags, and come look at this.

You know, it would be a different perspective

if Daniel was a great deckhand and good at his job

and was a yes-man. Don't lose that bottle.

- Then I would just think that

he's just over-friendly with the guests

and that he can work on that aspect of him

being a deckhand, but no.

Daniel, you're just holding onto this line

for dear life, aren't you?

You are so tangled up and the vest

is just bouncing all over.

You're living the dream, Daniel.

[bouncy music]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

Ah, bloody tampon.

Isn't yachting glamorous?

That's disgusting.

That's a first.

- We need more drinks. - Love a drink.

- It has been a long time

since they've come around to check on us.

What do 12 people do down there

while we're sitting here needing stuff?

- What do you want? - Greek snacks. Like, olives.

- I think Ben can make that happen.

- I'm on it. - Bring the nice one up.

- The one girl that we like.

- Julia. We like Julia. - Oh, Julia. Bring her.

- Yeah, bring Julia. - I'm on it.

- I don't like this charter. Those guys are fáááing gross.

- Dude...

- She just swung her tampon on the floor?

- Yeah, like, prior to fáááing banging.

- Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

[knocking on door]

- Hey.

- Hello. - How's it going?

- So I had a request for Greek snacks?

- When do you want Greek-- Greek snacks? Later?

- Uh, maybe, like, now?

- Now. Okay.

These guests are very difficult,

but I do feel that Julia should be more on top of it.

- It's an open-ended challenge. - Sure.

Let me put some thought into it.

- Okay, and, Julia, there's a request for alcohol.

- Okay. I'll just come up. Two seconds.

- Okay.

- When you're an adult working amongst professionals

and you're getting your own phone taken away from you?

I mean, that's just pathetic.

- Do you think you could talk to him about that?

'Cause I'd like to at least show him--

- You can talk to him about it.

- You can't just go to him and be like,

"Hey, let's test Danny out with the phone?"

- No. I'm over it. - No one's ever here.

- No one's come up here since I've been sitting here.

- Hi. - Ahh, there she is.

- All right, what drinks can I get you?

- We thought you forgot about us up here.

- No, I was cleaning away all the breakfast for you.

- Can I just get a-- a vodka water, please?

- A vodka and a water separate? - No, no, no, no, no.

Just mostly vodka with a splash of water.

- Okay, yup, of course. Any other drinks?

- We're fine now. - No? Okay.

- She's nice, isn't she?

- She's nice in a hateful way. - The blond girl hated us.

- Yeah, she definitely hates us.

They hate us 'cause they ain't us.

[laughing]

- Do you know what I don't like?

When people don't say "please" or "thank you."

It really winds me up.

- Thank you, Julia. - For what?

- Just for being you.

- Don't like that either, Daniel.

Here we go.

- Yeah.

- [sighs]

Wow, it's so hot in here.

- What kind of smoothies can you make?

Like, some kind of mango?

- I'm gonna go and get some more stuff downstairs.

Sorry.

- Oh. Oh, really? - Okay.

- Hello. - Hi, Daniel.

Daniel, do you ever work?

I actually don't ever see you work.

- I always work.

- You were in the kitchen doing nothing.

You saw me running around like a headless chicken

but didn't think to ask to help, no?

- I all--I'm always there. Tell me.

- I'm pulling 16-hour days for four months.

I'm missing home. I'm missing my boyfriend.

My English stiff upper lip

is definitely breaking right now.

Okay. - I've been help--

- They're awful, no?

- Every time I go up there, they ask for something new.

Like, I've got to do a smoothie now.

- Blueberries, strawberries. - Douche berries.

- Douche one, two, and three.

[knocking on door] - Hello.

- Hi.

- We're just checking on the drinks and the Greek snacks.

- They are on their way. - Appreciate it.

- Yup.

- Are you fáááing kidding me?

- I don't think people like that should be able

to make money and become rich.

- Did you find any of the stews?

Are they taking naps?

- What would you like me to do, Ben?

- I don't want you to do anything.

- Thank you.

- A bucket of ice and a bottle of vodka.

- Yeah, of course.

- Did you add something spicy to the salsa?

- They might have done jalapeños--I can see.

I just feel like I'm being probed from everywhere

and that basically anything we do

is not gonna be to a standard that they want.

They want another wine 'cause he spilled it and a vodka Sprite.

- Okay. - There's, like,

a very real possibility

that we're gonna run out of vodka.

- There you go, babe.

- We've got more of the curry chicken.

- Those are fantastic. - I'll hop back in five minutes.

- Five minutes. - Thank you.

- All right, timer starts...

- No. No.

Sorry. Can I clean?

- What'd you put on there, man? - Just--

- Oh. - Okay, I'm busy.

Please? I'm sorry.

- All good, brother.

- You try and make yourself up here so everyone looks little.

How you talk to me is sometimes very condescending.

- Maybe you're overreacting. - Okay.

- Are you kidding me?

- I'm the bad guy, right?

- [sobbing]

- Bryan, we're ready to start pulling chain, please.

- Yup, I'm standing by. - Go for it.

- We're at two shots at 10:00.

- Anchor's in the pocket.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Ah! That's fáááing disgusting.

You're pigs.

I am at the top of my game

when it comes to service in yachting,

but these people would not know five-star service

if it hit them in their Botoxed faces.

They are disgusting.

- This was the cleanest room, actually.

[upbeat music]

- Looking good. [whistles]

Tie off, Daniel. - Got it.

- Okay, Captain, we've got more than enough room.

We're looking really good.

- Okay, gentlemen, a really good job.

- That's a wrap.

[dance music]

- This town looks awesome.

Hey, guys, are we going or what? - All right.

- Yeah. - Are we doing this?

- So I'm done for the night I guess?

- You have ten more minutes.

- Oh. Yeah. All right.

Captain, may I have another opportunity

to prove myself with my cell phone?

Pretty much learned my lesson.

I won't pull it out on deck.

I'll just keep it in my room and--

- I'll tell you what: if you leave it in your cabin,

you can have it back in the evening,

but if we see it outside once...

- Okay. - Gone again.

- Deal. That--that works for me. - Are you fáááing kidding me?

I really respect Captain Mark,

but I'm surprised that he gave him the respect

that Daniel thinks he deserves,

which he doesn't.

- Cap, may I come up with you? - Sure.

- All right, cool.

What I've learned is everything is negotiable in life.

- Okay, now-- - Okay, so the deal is...

- In your cabin. - In my cabin.

- Only. - You can trust me,

and I'm gonna build that trust, Cap, so no worries.

- Okay. - Thanks, Cap.

- Okay. Sure thing. - Thank you.

I'm happy that I have my phone back.

I felt naked without my phone,

and now I feel like I got some clothes on.

- Docking today went pretty flawless.

- I liked being up on the anchors for that one.

- Captain gave Daniel his phone back.

- Not even. He goes, "Uh,

"Captain, I really learned my lesson.

I understand."

You know, doing his whole fáááing victim speech.

Captain's like, "All right, well, look, at night

you can have your phone back."

- Okay, that's cool.

He's like a werewolf and there's a full moon every night,

but instead of a badass werewolf,

he just morphs into a--a fáááing little shááhead.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We get in these conversations every time we're together.

- I disagree.

- Accent battle between Julia and Hannah.

Who wins? - Julia.

- I think Julia too.

- Yeah, what if we never go home.

- I say we just buy this boat.

- I'll cosign. - Yeah!

- Cheers! - To extensions!

[festive music]

- What are you doing? - Oh, my God.

- I've been travelling around with this unicorn mask.

I had a boss where he would want me to greet him

in my unicorn mask

with a glass of champagne. I love that guy.

- You know you're 29, right? - Yeah.

[laughter]

- All crew, all crew, the guests are on their way back.

- Fááá.

- All right, hit the magic button, Magic Mike.

- It's now time to inject myself with steroids of stew face.

- Hello. - Hi.

Do you want me to go and set you guys up somewhere?

- We're calling it.

- Calling it a night?

- Okay, well, sleep well.

- Thank you.

- Hello?

Captain. How are you?

- How are you, Cameron? - Nice to see you.

So listen, tomorrow morning

we want to do some ATVs, some quad bikes.

- Oh, okay. - Then I think hopefully--

- Oh, over on Naxos. - Yes, correct.

Jesse and maybe one or two of the others

might want a crew member

to drive them on the ATV so that they can drink.

- Um. We'll make it happen. - All right, great.

- Okay, Cameron, you got it. - All right, thank you.

Appreciate it. - Okay. Thank you.

- Hello.

- Hey. - How you doing?

- We--we're actually gonna have to live

with these guys for a bit.

- Yeah. - You know what I mean?

- Just a culture shock for me, as well.

I'm not used to dealing with Americans.

I just need to really, really fake it and not piss off,

so I think that works better with these guests.

- It works better with me too. [laughter]

Fake Hannah is the best.

- So much better than real Hannah.

I feel like me and Ben have, like, turned a new leaf.

We can take our armor off and get along

instead of fighting each other all the time.

Okay, Benny, have a good night.

- Yeah, you, too, honey bunny. Cheers.

- Hey, Captain, how you doing?

- The guests requested riding ATVs ashore.

Looks like we have to go back to Naxos in the morning.

- Fááá these guests. More of a pain in the ass.

Because Naxos is the only place with ATVs,

we have to go back to Naxos.

This is, like, a charter boat times ten.

- It's three charters.

- We spend five hours going there,

and we have to spend five hours coming back.

You got to look at this as a challenge.

- How's your day been?

- I just want to get through this charter.

I just want to get through it and get off the boat.

- I'm all right.

I'm just drained from it.

I want to come home.

- Everyone thinks the yachting industry is so glamorous,

but the reality is you're doing 16 hours a day.

I don't know how many more charters I've got left in me.

- All right. I love you. I love you saying that.

All right, bye. Bye. - Bye. Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Bryan, Bryan. - Go ahead.

- How soon can you be ready to go?

- Five minutes. - Okay, let me know.

- Okay, Captain, Jen's already in the tender, and she's away.

- Let's do it. Drop lines.

- This one's gonna go first.

♪ ♪

Okay, Captain, we're nearly there.

Just one more starboard line left.

♪ ♪

All lines clear. We're looking good.

♪ ♪

[horn blaring]

Okay, Captain, Captain, we are all set on the stern.

All locked down. We are good to go.

♪ ♪

- Are you all right for drinks? - Yes.

- Yeah. - Yeah, doing great. Thank you.

- I was just wondering is there anything you'd like

for breakfast? - Just, like, a croissant that

we can put egg and bacon and cheese into.

- Let me see what I can do for you.

- Thank you.

- Hey, Captain. - Hey.

- I take it we are converting to anchoring.

- Yes, we're gonna anchor.

The dock will be available to us at 6:00 p.m.

The guests requested four designated drivers.

These are manually shifted vehicles versus automatics.

I think with you guys there that it'll remain safe.

- I think so. - I'm just gonna talk

to Hannah real quick

and she if she wants to spare somebody.

If not, it's gonna be the whole deck department,

and then as soon as you get back,

hopefully the wind'll come down enough for us

to move the boat back inside.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Okay, where are they?

Where are the croissants?

- I could definitely eat now. I've been craving a croissant.

- It's a big deal for me to get Jesse what he wants to eat.

Breakfast the day before, they weren't too keen on it.

It's a big issue.

Guests have requested croissants for breakfast.

- Uh-huh? - We haven't got croissants.

- No, absolutely not.

- Daniel, your phone stays here. - Look at the dude's hair.

You know he's--someone's gonna sit on his lap.

[upbeat music]

- It's a Kodak moment, Bryan.

♪ ♪

- Okay, Bryan, go ahead and drop anchor.

- Here we go.

♪ ♪

- Um, Bryan, is there any way

you can get croissants from the local bakery

for us on the tender? Plain croissants.

- Um...

Yeah, I don't see why not. - Thank you.

- Sure.

- We've ran out of croissants.

I'll try and get one of the boys to go off

and get some on the tender, okay?

- Oh, that'd be awesome. - I'll see if this'll help you.

- Do you think he could so some bacon,

egg, cheese burritos for us?

- Okay. Yup. - Thank you.

- Julia, Julia, I'll be as fast as I can.

- Thank you.

- We're gonna be counting on you.

- Me? - Since Danny's fáááing

dragging ass already,

you're gonna have to pick up his slack.

I mean, we all are.

- Well, I'm not gonna baby him. He screws everything up.

I just have no patience for him anymore.

About to snap.

- You know, just remember, this is his last chance.

- Sometimes I feel like sticking up for Danny,

but I just don't want to be involved anymore.

Danny's kind of like a sinking ship.

You don't want to get too close

because he'll just bring you down with him.

- We'll be able to do it. It'll be good.

[upbeat music]

- Benjamin. So... - What's up, babe?

- Four breakfast burritos now-- - [sighs]

- And a fruit platter.

He's been craving a croissant,

and he can have that as a snack later.

- Plated, right? - Yeah.

- Awesome. - Thank you.

- Okay, approaching now.

- Jen, Jen. - Go for Jen.

- Can you go to the swim platform?

Bryan's got a quick delivery for you,

then get that to the galley, please.

- I'm on the starboard platform.

- Got to catch 'em. Ready? - Yeah.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] She got some!

- They smell lovely.

- Do you want me to ask if they'd rather

have croissant ones now?

- That's fine, yeah. - Cool. Thanks, Jen.

- Thanks, love. - You're welcome.

- Thanks, Ben. - Yeah.

- Yes, we've done it. We've got the croissant challenge done.

We've come through, and we've got you croissants.

all: Yay! - Awesome!

- So three breakfast croissants and one burrito?

- No, I want a burrito also. - So two burritos.

- I want a burrito. - Three burritos, one croissant.

- I definitely want the croissant.

- Yeah, good. Okay.

all: Thank you. - Great job.

- You're welcome. - Great job.

- Sounds good. Looking good.

Feeling good.

- Jesse, he's super tough,

so one breakfast croissant and three burritos.

- Awesome. Thanks, baby. - Fruit platter's up there.

I'm just gonna get my coffee and come down for 45.

- All right, burrito time.

Yeah, baby.

Burrito time. - [laughs]

- [laughs] Burrito time.

- Can one of you hold it, please?

- Here. I got it. - Yeah.

- Hold up. Why is it--hold on. Hold on. Let me see.

Let me see. Let me see. It's taking too long.

Can you please flake out your line

like I showed you before, please?

Jen and Daniel are like farts in the wind.

They're lost, but you smell them.

All right. Done and done.

♪ ♪

- Let's do this.

♪ ♪

- Okay, there's food.

- Breakfast is ready? - Yeah, yeah.

It's all ready, yeah.

- Yeah. - Exciting.

- This is delicious. - Mmm.

- That's what gets me out of bed.

I wake up starving. They baked this today.

This is awesome.

- How'd those croissants turn out?

Are they look--are they good? Are they--

- Yeah, man. They're fáááing awesome, dude.

Thank you so much.

- Yeah, yeah. - You saved the day, man.

He loved it.

He was expecting them for later.

- Fantastic. - Ben, they--

they weren't expecting the croissants later.

- It's okay, Jules. It's all good.

- Yeah, I wouldn't go to all that effort

if they wanted them for later, Ben.

You do realize that, right?

- Okay, when he found out we didn't have any croissants...

- Yeah. - He said, "All right, fine.

I'll have a breakfast burrito." - No, he didn't. Todd asked.

Primary wanted a croissant.

- I know, and then when he found out we didn't have any,

he said, "I want a break--then I'll have a breakfast burrito."

- No, he didn't. No. I just don't know

why there's such a big deal about it.

It was just a croissant.

- There is no big deal about it. - Okay.

- You're the only one mentioning it.

- Why is everyone getting so irate about it then?

- Well, I don't understand why you're talking about it.

I don't actually care.

You want to be the queen of croissant?

Like, what the fááá do you want from me?

- Wha...

- What is...?

[sobbing]

Oh, God.

[sobbing]

All getting too much.

- All right. Fresh salsa.

- So tell me what happened.

- What was going on in her head? - I don't know.

- 'Cause what I was saying was true.

I don't get it. I really don't.

People think I'm sweet and I'm nice.

There's only s-so much someone can take.

- I can tell I'm gonna have fun with you guys.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Tag me in, baby.

You look good, you feel good.

You feel good, the vibe's good.

If the vibe's good, then it's all good.

[upbeat music]

- What's going on man?

- Breakfast burritos? - Bring it.

- Okay. - After Jesse sent everybody

in town to get croissants.

[laughing]

- He's counter, so temp--temperamental.

It's like, I'm English. He's English.

We should get each other to a point--

- Yeah. - But I just don't

get his ups and downs.

There is a north-south divide in England.

I'm from the north, which is your working class,

and then Ben is from the south where the posher people live.

I don't know if Ben looks down at me

for being from Leeds, or in general

maybe Ben's a bit condescending.

He's a typical English guy who's had a private education,

the typical guy like I would avoid at all cost.

- It's difficult--I feel like I'm almost stuck in the middle,

but to me, there's girl code, you know?

- Thank you.

And poo stains in the toilet.

I miss that.

- Instead of breakfast at Tiffany's,

it's breakfast with Tiffany. - Yeah.

Are you gonna buy my wedding ring from Tiffany's?

- Ah, no. They're too cheap from there.

- Aw, babe.

I don't need anything expensive. I'll just destroy it anyway.

- I'll get something. Yeah, how it is.

- Jen, do you know how to drive manual?

- A car? No. - Okay.

My first car was a manual.

- My first girlfriend taught me how to drive a stick.

- Nice. What a good girl. - Yeah, man.

- You need one of those, Jen. - Yeah.

- Teach you how to drive stick. - Manual's just extra work.

- Mark, Mark, Bryan. - Go ahead.

- Daniel will be coming on the ATV excursion.

- Copy that.

Hannah, Hannah, could you come to the bridge, please?

- Hello, Captain.

- The guests want to do an ATV trip,

but they want us to go with them,

and I need one stewardess.

- I'll send Tiff. - I am not letting my girl

do service alone

and be weak in front of guests.

I need to help her.

- Thanks so much. - Thank you.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Does anyone need sugar?

- I'm good. Thank you.

- Need a hand?

- You need to go give Julia a hug.

She, like, cried today. - Why? What's going on?

- Her and Ben went at it this morning.

Like, I don't even know what it was about.

Something about croissants and--

- All right. I'll go check on her.

- All right. Thank you, dear.

- Daniel, finish up because we need to go.

We're gonna drive ATVs.

- Wait, what? - Yeah, and, Daniel,

your phone stays here.

Remember what we talked about keeping things professional?

- All of us? - Just Daniel and Jen.

- Okay.

- You're gonna look after the tender.

I'm not exactly trying to reward Daniel,

but he says he can drive a manual,

and that's what we need right now,

so Jen stays on the boat

"to work."

- Not great.

- Can I help you? - It's good, Bobs.

Thanks, though. You want some wet undies?

- The boat really is completely different when Julia's sad.

- Okay, Captain. Looks like "Pegasus."

- That would be the boat.

- All crew, the guests are ready to go.

[rock music]

- That's it. That's our calling. Let's go. Let's get out of here.

- Strap up.

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Everyone's been complaining about the guests,

yet I haven't even spoken to the guests.

Aw, dude, I can tell I'm gonna have fun with you guys.

Yeah.

I don't feel what the whole crew is feeling.

Tag me in, baby. I got this covered.

You look good, you feel good.

You feel good, the vibe's good.

If the vibe's good, then it's all good, right?

- Yeah! Yeah! - There you go.

[all shouting]

- Yeah, dude.

- Danny just needs to learn the balance

between too much conversation, not enough conversation.

- I'd flick you off if I wouldn't get fired right now.

[laughter]

- It's like being a stripper.

You want to be flirty, not too flirty.

- I'm gonna have fun today. - Yes, you are.

- All right? Lots of fun.

- But with a very short leash.

- Aww. - Oh! Ooh!

[dramatic music]

- Oh, my God. Do you ever cry, Jen?

I can't really imagine you crying.

- If I look at you, I'm gonna cry.

- Is it bad? Is it obvious that I'm just gonna cry?

- Yeah, you look like when you're holding it in and--

- Fááá.

- All right. - Toss the wake over.

- Are these bumper cars? - By the way--

[upbeat music]

- Okay.

♪ ♪

Whoo!

- There's too many rocks!

No, no, no, no. There's more rocks over here.

- This is what insurance is for. - Oh, my God.

I want to get out. I want to get out.

- Three, two, boom. - It looks awesome.

- Oh, here.

Let's take a couple maybe right here.

Here you go. - Okay.

- Boom. - These guys are hypocrites.

I can't have my phone out.

I'm not allowed to take pictures for Instagram.

It really isn't fair.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- Julia, what was that all about this morning?

You confused the hell out of me.

- I don't know, Ben. I-- - But what--what was going on?

- Do you want to go outside and have a chat?

- I don't really care. I just--I'm still baffled by it.

- Oh, no, here we go again.

I don't want another confrontation

because I've not yet had time to think.

- Why did you feel that you needed to come into the galley

and actually create an issue?

- I heard you talking to Bryan about the croissants.

You got the story wrong 'cause it wasn't even

Todd that asked for the croissants.

- It doesn't matter. - But it's your--what--I don't--

- Was there an issue at all? - Can I just talk? Yes.

- But it doesn't matter. - I can't even speak to you.

You're not even letting me speak, Ben.

I tried to go into all this effort.

You just, like, pooh-poohed the whole thing,

and I was like, "What the fááá?"

- Well, I'm really sorry.

I didn't know you had anything to do

with getting the croissants on board.

- Okay. - I thought it was just Bryan.

I thought you'd lost your grip.

- This is what you do, Ben. Throughout the six weeks,

how you talk to me is sometimes very condescending.

I feel like you put every-- you put yourself up here

and use your intelligence to put people down.

You went to private school and all that, and--

- It's got nothing to do with anything like this.

- Can I--but can I just say something?

In England, kind of upper-crust people I would avoid.

- Jules has me completely wrong right now, and apparently,

she's had me wrong for the last six weeks.

It's all fair to say that

I'm this arrogant twat, right, but at the same time,

do you think you might be a little sensitive?

- I might be and because I'm extra tired now.

Normally--in a normal situation--

- Okay, so now you're taking that out on me

and calling me arrogant and-- - No, I didn't say "arrogant"--

- Putting everyone down because you're over tired.

- No, but I didn't say "arrogant," it's just--

- Well, you just admitted that you were over tired,

so maybe you were overreacting.

- But you're doing it now, and you don't overreact?

Are you kidding me?

The last six weeks that's all you've done is overreact.

- Is that right? I don't feel like that.

- And once--and one time that I do it, it's like, "Bang."

- All right, well, then hang in there.

- Okay. [mumbles]

When someone makes you feel stupid,

I hate that trait in someone.

- What the...[sighs].

- Are you kidding me?

- Yeah. I'm the bad guy, right?

- [sobbing]

- This yacht's, like, taken away my personality.

Put your info in there.

I got a beautiful girl sitting right next to me.

How often does this happen?

[dramatic music]

- Okay, thank you. - I'm the bad guy, right?

- Where is she? - I don't know.

Like, it was just really weird. - Yeah.

I don't even know what you guys were arguing about.

- I don't ever want to, like, make people upset.

I'm no better than anyone else.

I just don't feel right about what Jules thinks I am.

My father is Patrick Robinson.

He's written many best-selling novels.

He is completely self-made.

I used to play sports with Prince William and Harry.

It was just ultra-privileged,

but I didn't want to rest on my laurels

because that's not how my dad was,

and that's the reason I left England.

Yeah, I really don't think I'm that scary.

Am I? Am I scary guy?

[laughter]

- Whoa.

Aw, there's some goats.

Got to get me with flash.

Oh, God, we're gonna die.

- Ah!

- I want the water, though.

- Come on, baby.

- All right. - Yeah.

- This is a great little bar. - This is--

- All right. - All right, guys.

- All right, here we are. - First round's on me.

What do you want? A Coke? Soda water?

- Yeah. - A spritzer.

- So where are you from again? - Orlando. Orlando, Florida.

How about you? Orlando.

- L.A. - I'm going to L.A.

I'm gonna party VIP style, go crazy.

- Have you been there before? - Never. Oh, my God. Stop.

- You want to walk down the beach?

- And then we had to twerk.

- That is not real life. - For real.

- Come on, look at the dude's hair.

That guy is player pimp. - Look at it. It's so good.

- Daniel's holding one of the guest's phones,

and I wish it was his phone

so that I could have grabbed it from him

and hopefully got his ass kicked off this boat.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Bryan, Bryan,

we need you guys back on the boat for dockage.

- So--okay, copy that. We got to go get the car.

- Is it go time? - Yep.

[laughter] - Whoa.

Like, "You go here?" I was gonna go, like, a month.

- Daniel, Daniel, we got to go.

- Okay.

- So why don't you excuse yourself?

- I must be your valet, and I must get your vehicle.

- Let's do it.

- Greek "Driving Miss Daisy" time.

- Whatever souls can afford to be lost can go with Daniel.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Okay, here we go.

- Right there. - Watch the road, Daniel, son.

I'm--I'm very nice.

I'm respectful, but at the same time,

I kind of like to step over the line sometimes.

- Yeah, of course. You have fun.

- Yeah, you got to have some fun, you know?

- Totally.

- Here.

Put your info in there.

We're in Greece.

I got a beautiful girl sitting right next to me,

and we're vibing-- how often does this happen?

Whoo, whoo!

Hashtag YOLO.

- Thank you, guys. Thank you. - It was a blast, man. Yeah.

- Thank you so much, buddy. - Yeah.

- Thank you so much. - Absolutely.

- We have to go back to the boat and help try to get it docked.

- You guys get back to work. - Bye, guys.

- All right, sounds good.

- See you guys in a little bit. - Thank you.

all: Bye.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Mark, Mark, Jen, Jen. Anybody copy?

- Copy. I'm ready for "Pegasus."

- Ready! - Ready?

Where are the guests? - Shoes off.

- How was it?

- It was good. - Was it?

- Yeah, I think they had a really fun time,

and they were really grateful to, you know,

talking, chatting with us as well.

- Oh, good.

- So I think it was an overall win.

- How did Danny do? - When we were leaving,

I--I see him, you know,

chatting up and being crazy, just doing Danny.

- Okay, well, thanks for the update.

Thanks for letting-- filling me in on Danny.

- You got it.

- So good to have you guys back on board.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm cool.

It's fine. Everyone's just tired.

I need to get off this boat. It's sending me crazy.

- Oh, babe. - Oh, gosh.

- Oh, babe. I know. I'll make you cry more about it.

- You're all right. - [loud kissing]

- Oh, you're getting more, baby. - [squeals]

- Oh, sorry.

- Deck crew.

Let's raise the anchor and get underway.

- Okay, copy that.

- Anchor's in the pocket.

- Okay, here we go.

♪ ♪

Please stand by for docking portside.

- 80 feet from the dock and closing.

Let's start getting some lines on.

- Oh!

- Pick up, dude. Pick up.

We're looking good. Start tying it up.

- Copy that.

- We're really tight on the stern,

and our gangway's lined up perfect.

- We're looking good. - Good job, everybody.

Good job.

- All crew, all crew, guests will be back within 30 minutes.

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[all talking at once]

- Go change and do dinner. - Heading down.

- Tiffany, if only everyone could be

as beautifully mannered as you.

People should be getting that second wind

and being like, "It's nearly over.

It's gonna be awesome, and--" You know what I mean?

Instead of, like, unraveling completely.

- I do feel for bad for Julia.

She's super stressed out, but Ben's just being himself.

He's being funny. He's not being condescending.

It's okay, Chef. You got this. I believe in you.

I think he might just be a little misunderstood.

- All right. Thank you, baby. - [laughing]

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hey!

- How are you going? - Hello.

- Good. How are you? - Good. Did you have a good day?

- Yes. - It was a great day.

We missed you, though.

- Aw. - Did you miss us?

- Yes, of course.

We're ready for you guys for dinner when you are, okay?

- We're ready. - Okay.

- We're ready. - Perfect.

♪ ♪

- Oh, wow. Look at this table.

They knocked it out of the park.

♪ ♪

- Are you good, baby? - All good, darling.

- Should I plate or no? - Yup.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Sorry.

I had to do water four times. - It's fine, honey bunny.

I get it--remember, I'm the biggest

assáááá in the world.

If there was a problem, I'd tell you.

[upbeat music]

- So this is a--a Naxian octopus

with a tomato chili sauce and ginger.

- Mmm.

- Bon appétit. Enjoy. - Thank you.

- This looks amazing. - Well done, Hannah.

- Calendar girl. - Is that from our shoot?

- No, this is their-- their own calendar.

She sent me the Kilt--Tilted Kilt calendar.

Comes out, like--not--not even

all the information is filled out.

- She looks really good in that. - Yeah, right?

- Idiot.

I would never pull out the phone

and start bragging about the girl

who almost got me fired.

- Yeah. - Take this.

- We explained to you in every single fáááing way

we possibly could why that's not okay,

and now you went and did it behind our backs.

- She is hot, right? What's up, Cap?

- We need to be on deck at 7:00 doing stuff.

- Man, I really want to see Santorini.

It's gonna be a fun day going to a new location.

- Onward and upward.

- This is so glamorous right now.

- Scrubbing poop. - Tiffany, it's not going.

It's dynamite poop.

- You got to put some elbow grease in there.

- Elbow grease doesn't work.

You do the, like, shuffle and close your mouth.

[laughter]

- All right, it's ready.

Like Freddy. - All right.

- So this a seared ahi tuna

with a Japanese slaw.

- Awesome. - Thank you.

- I have to say, Ben is very talented.

- He's good.

- I've been doing this for five years.

I know what I need to do in this job.

- Babe, you ready for bed? - Ready for bed.

- Sleep well.

all: Good night.

- [sighs]

I just want to go over this Jules thing, right?

I--you know, she's clearly homesick,

overworked, over stressed,

and I feel like it's a little unfair for her

to just blame me

for being a posh southerner

and my attitude towards her.

I'm actually way more sensitive than people think, you know,

and that actually affects me.

- I think she's just maybe not used to working

with your type of personality.

I wasn't used to it at the start.

I adapted.

- Yeah, but it doesn't mean that I am

the worst human

that ever lived.

- Nobody's saying you're the worst human that ever lived.

There's Hitler.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I respect everyone on this boat,

and it just kind of upset me

that--that someone would think that of me.

It's really fáááed me over, basically.

[electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Morning, Tiff. - How are you feeling today?

- You mean emotionally? - Emotionally.

- I don't know. Just exhausted.

- Hey. - What's up, people?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Coffee? - Coffee, cream, burritos.

- Let's see what Chefy can do for us.

- All righty.

♪ ♪

- Deck crew, let's get underway and go to Santorini.

- Okay, copy that. You guys hear that?

It's go time. - Okay, Bobby.

You slack your number two there.

- Lines are free, Cap. Port ahead, clear.

We're wide open and looking good.

- Okay, thank you.

♪ ♪

- Thank you. Thank you so much.

- I don't know what it is with me right now,

but I don't feel right

about what happened yesterday between Jules and I,

and I just can't let it go.

- Are you okay this morning? - Yeah.

No, I was--I was fine. I'm fine.

I think I'm just a little worn out, but...

That thing with Julia

just kind of upset me, to be honest.

- It touched a nerve? - Yeah, it--it really hit home

because that was, like,

the reason why I left England.

You know, even though we're privileged and well-educated,

it's, like, actually working against me, you know,

because people put you

within that stigma of being

a silver spoon brat or whatever,

and I'm just

everyday person with an accent.

I don't know. It--it seems so petty,

but it--it just dragged up a,

you know, a past emotion of mine,

and just kind of screwed me over.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[sobbing]

I respect everyone on this boat,

and it just--it just kind of upset me that--that

someone would think that of me.

♪ ♪

I left home very young and did everything myself, you know.

- I do.

- Just really fáááed me over, basically.

♪ ♪

I can't believe I'm fáááing crying.

♪ ♪

- Yeah.

- Next, on "Below Deck Med"...

- We have arrived to Santorini.

- Wow.

I've always dreamt of seeing Santorini,

and it is gorgeous.

all: Cheers!

- It's nice to have female company

and not have to be obligated to anything.

- Oh, wow. It's pretty cool, right?

- Julia told me to ease up on the flirting,

but it's killing me inside. - [laughing]

- I caught Daniel in the act, phone out, talking--

- "Is that Daniel? Look what he's doing. Oh!"

- You look like an idiot. - Shut your baboon face.

Fáááing ass, bro.

- You're dead to me.

- This is ridiculous.

- Shut up, Julia. You've been flirting with me

all fáááing season. Shut up, Julia.

- You'd be lucky for me to touch you.

My boyfriend is-- - Is a fáááing pussy.

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