Original subtitles

- Previously on "Below Deck Med"...

- It's come to my attention

that you may be taking pictures of guests

and then showing them to other guests.

- There you go, man. - Ohh...

[chuckling]

- I am gonna take your phone

when we've got charter guests on board.

- Understood.

- "Primary charter guest is bringing on board

a group of her closest friends."

- We got the Golden Girls.

- When you toast, you're supposed to look right--

- You're supposed to look in the eye,

'cause otherwise, it's-- - Seven years of bad sex.

- Oh, are we gonna have sex now?

[laughter]

- [giggles] Mm-hmm.

- [scoffs]

- I feel bad that me and Hannah kissed

because my feelings are stronger for Julia.

- Fold this down,

and then this hand folds this line back up...

Jen can't tie the knots that are required

to do the basic jobs of the deckhand position.

I want you to do that ten times just now.

- Ooh, sh--.

- Kid needs to see a doctor ASAP.

We've got to get him off the boat.

I'm gonna medevac him.

- ----.

[ship horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[lively music]

- Danny's back up at 103.5 or so.

- Ohh, f---.

- So I'm gonna get him out of here.

- Okay. - I'm gonna medevac him.

Nothing that we're giving him is working.

We need to get some professional medical attention

and medication.

We're gonna need to send somebody with him.

We're already down one in the deck department,

so that means we're gonna have to lose a stew.

- At this point, Jen would probably

be our most expendable person.

I think Bobby and I could be able to handle it,

and if we need it, we can always rely on Tiff.

- Okay. Sounds good to me.

- Bobby and I can get the job done

because we're the ones that can handle the lines

and know how to tie up a cleat.

- Okay. Let's go. - Cool.

- May I dine next to you? - Yes. Please.

- It is so gorgeous out.

- All right, here we go.

[thumping hip-hop music]

Unfortunately, the crew's health has nothing to do

with the success of this charter.

The show must go on, baby.

- Sorry. Would you like some wine served with lunch?

- Okay. - Can I have a cocktail instead?

- Yes. Of course. What would you like?

- A gin and tonic. - White wine.

- How about a martini? - Okay.

♪ ♪

Hello. Hello.

- Hey, you.

- How you doing? - I'm great.

♪ ♪

- Do you want to let me know when you can

go through the menu with me, darling?

- Sure.

- Could it possibly be in the next half an hour?

- Unlikely.

- Being coworkers and not friends with Ben,

it takes away from the fun side of the job,

but at the same time, I feel like we almost need

to strip it back to, like, the bare bones

and rebuild from here.

- Have a break, babe. Just chill.

- [sighs]

- Jen, Jen.

- Go for Jen. - Jen, can you meet me

in the main salon?

- Copy that.

- Danny, we got a boat coming

that's gonna take you to Naxos.

It's gonna get you admitted to a hospital

and see what's going on with you,

get some fluids in you. - [groans]

- Hey. Uh, Daniel's condition isn't getting better.

And he needs to go to the hospital.

Pack a bag. If it gets really, really bad,

if he does have to go to Athens,

you're gonna be his little escort.

And you will have to go with him as well.

- I wouldn't worry about that.

- It's a little insulting

that Bryan's sending me to a sickly hospital

to care for Danny.

This is bullsh--.

- This is grilled salmon with sesame.

- Perfect. Thank you.

This is, uh, broccoli and wild rice.

- Mmm! - Nice.

- A chopped Greek salad with avocado.

all: Mmm!

- Chicken with balsamic and truffle.

- Oh, my gosh. - Nice.

- Ooh! - Oh...

- I see a vessel approaching us

off of our starboard quarter.

♪ ♪

- Try not to touch anything on your way out.

- Well, do we have a way to get ahold of you?

- My cell phone.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

Take care, Danny.

Hope you feel better.

I'm concerned about Danny,

just as I would be for any crew member.

We don't know what it is.

If it's contagious,

he could pass it on to the entire boat,

and then we'd be completely crew-less.

Well, that worked good.

- Yeah, and the guests don't even know about it.

- Yeah. That's very cool.

♪ ♪

- Hannah, Hannah.

The jewelers are now here.

- I copy that. Thank you.

I was thinking maybe we could set up

on these two tables.

- Okay.

[gentle upbeat music]

- So when you're ready,

we've got the jeweler set up downstairs for you.

- Okay. - Okay. Great. Thank you.

- These ladies just want to do a bit of shopping.

And tomorrow, they want a jeweler to come on

and, uh, bring a selection of his, um, collection.

At this stage, usually I have guests passed out everywhere.

It's literally a dream come true.

- How you doin', ladies? - Oh, my goodness.

Look at this.

- Those are in Byzantine style.

[champagne cork pops]

- Take a peek-- - Whoo!

[laughter]

- Whoo-hoo!

- This is really pretty.

- Very nice.

- Sold, my friend.

- I am terrible at butter balls.

- Can I try a butter ball?

- Bobby will just ace it.

- I think he will. That's the sad thing.

- And then you'll fall in love.

- Really? [laughs]

- People have fallen in love for less, love.

- Are you kidding me? Men and women can be friends.

I don't know why we can't just

put it to rest already.

- Relationships are fickle.

♪ ♪

[pebbles clattering]

♪ ♪

- Aw, yeah.

[hands slap loudly]

Oh! - That was a good one.

Oh, don't f--- with my silver.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh. Look at this.

- Isn't that beautiful? - Beautiful.

- Wow!

It's so awesome.

- Garlic and tomato, black truffle, sprouts.

♪ ♪

- Don't forget to look at me

because I don't want the seven-year thing to happen.

[indistinct conversation and giggling]

- Yum! - Whoo!

- Whee!

- This is a filet Oscar

with crispy prosciutto.

- I am going with the flow

over the wine--

[laughter]

- Over the waterfall. - Oh, yeah.

- Is this trip better than traveling?

- Fist bumps. - Crown.

- Bump those crowns.

- The primary is a little bit sloshed.

- [snorts]

- Like, she can hardly talk.

- Anybody with what we're talking about, because...

- It's like seeing my mum at Christmas.

[giggles]

- Hannah, we would love

to have the captain join us for dessert.

- Captain?

- I mean captain. What did I say?

- You said captain. - You did say captain.

- I did. The captain join us for--

- I'm sorry. The captain join us for dessert.

- Okay.

I probably poured a little too much

orange liqueur into the margarita.

Sometimes when I'm making drinks for guests,

I kind of forget that they're not for me.

Mark, Mark, Hannah.

The guests have requested

that you join them for dessert.

Are you free?

- Sure.

- Lemon panna cotta

with lemon truffle custard,

lemon ice cream, and a coconut and lemon cake.

Yeah? - Okay.

- So there's a bit of a theme going.

[laughter]

- Oh!

- Oh, my goodness. Thank you.

- A lemon panna cotta--

- Hannah, the captain, is he coming?

- Yes, of course, he is coming.

- Wonderful. He is, like, the man.

- YOLO. - That's right.

- You only live once. - That's right.

- Mmm!

- Hello, everybody. - It is the captain.

- Good evening. - Hi, Captain.

- Thank you so much for inviting me to join you.

- We're so glad you could.

- We are so grateful to have you join us.

- Captain Mark!

- This is amazing and incredible.

- I do enjoy chatting with the guests

and interacting with them on a limited basis.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Ah! - [chuckles]

I try to keep it professional as possible.

♪ ♪

But, yeah, it's a little bit, let's say, awkward.

- How was your day at work?

- Oh, God. It was amazing.

- I cleaned the whole house for you.

- Oh, did you? - I did.

- That's awesome.

- I made your bed in the master.

- [laughs]

I don't know what it is about Ben.

I just want to take care of him.

He's a big old teddy bear.

- God. You really know how to spoil a guy.

- I do.

I normally go for younger guys,

but maybe that's why the past relationships

have been failing.

I just need a big diamond on this ring now.

- Excuse me? [mumbling]

- So, Captain Mark, tell us about your wife.

[laughter]

- We just, um, had our 16th wedding anniversary.

- Ah. - High five!

- Whoo! - All right.

- How long have you been married?

[quirky tuba music]

- Um...16 years. - Okay.

[laughter]

- Is Mark holding court?

- He is. He's loving it.

Making a few cracks and jokes,

farts and giggles.

- [clears throat]

- [giggles and gags mockingly]

- One second.

We're gonna be right back.

- Excuse us just a minute. - Pardon us.

- Are you looking forward to the Jacuzzi?

- No, but-- - No, we're going

to the restroom right now. - Yeah.

- The service? - Dessert?

- The--I think it was all good.

- Whatever, like-- - You enjoyed it?

- Yeah. - Oh, good.

- It was really good.

- Did she just ask how dinner was?

- Okay. - All right...

- At least these women

are super polite when they get drunk,

as opposed to throwing

bundles of hundred-euro bills at you

and demanding sex.

This is why I'm so grateful

I know how to hold my alcohol.

♪ ♪

- Good night. - Okay, good night, everybody.

- I don't think our primary charter guest

is very well.

- Okay? - Mm-hmm.

- Okay.

- Poor girl.

- My cocktails were super strong.

- Oh, really? I had no idea.

I didn't know you had it in you.

♪ ♪

- All crew, all crew...

♪ Oh, the best part of waking up ♪

♪ Is Danny's not on the boat! ♪

- That's so mean.

[laughter]

- I hope Danny is okay,

but it is a lot quieter here without him,

mainly because the whole crew is not yelling at him.

- I'm gonna have that stuck in my head all day today.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Bobby, I'm sure you can see "Pegasus" coming up.

- I don't see Danny.

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Here we go again.

"All guests are used to partying hard--

that they'll need a vacation from this vacation."

- I want to get in my bikini.

[grumbles and whines]

- Bobby, I'm sure you can see "Pegasus" coming up.

- Copy that.

- I don't see Danny.

- Tell me.

- They're just saying he needs to rest for the next day.

- Okay.

- Hey, Ben.

- Hey. Oh, whoa.

Is he okay?

- He has antibiotics, and they said that

he has to have bland foods for the next few days.

- All right, I'll make him a curry.

- [laughing]

- I feel really bad because

I wanted to help out,

but I'm gonna be stuck in my room.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Jen.

Can you come down here?

Kay.

- Uh, I was in the middle of something.

- Watch me do this.

In yachting, there's a right way to do something

and a wrong way to do something.

This wraps in, and in the back of your left hand, push it up.

Is this sinking in?

Are you getting this, Jen?

- I, like, never do this knot.

- When Jen doesn't know how to tie a knot,

her failure's my failure.

Hey, Jen.

Keep practicing.

I want to see you improve on this.

- Whatever.

- What's your thoughts,

and how does tip work when somebody's not here?

- Well, he didn't work at all, right?

- No.

- But he also had to endure an illness.

- I mean, he didn't even try.

- I mean, if you're not here, and you're not working,

probably shouldn't get tipped.

So, yeah, I mean, you have a point.

Definitely.

- Deck crew, let's raise the anchor and get underway.

- Copy that.

♪ ♪

- This looks so good.

- This is really good.

- Orange juice is, like, my hangover cure.

- [laughs] - With three shots.

[laughter]

- Are you okay?

All right, so there's been a bit of a debate on the boat

as to whether you should get your tip or not.

But as a friend and protector,

I reckon you should forfeit your tip

before the meeting,

because that way you'll gain

the respect of your coworkers, right?

- Just knowing that I may not be able to send money home

is just, it's... it's not good.

- I'm just, I'm coming to you as a friend.

- No, I appreciate that. - Okay, cool.

Stay well.

[upbeat music]

- I know, Cap'n, I'm funny-looking, huh?

Captain? - Mm-hmm?

- I recognize that, this charter,

I have been very ill

and that caused more work unto the crew members.

- Mm-hmm.

- And I'd like to forfeit my tip if there is any tip for me.

and pass that along for the crew members.

- I will take that under advisement.

- Okay, thanks, Captain.

[upbeat music]

- Deck crew, we're five minutes out.

Please stand by for docking.

- Okay, Captain, everyone's in position.

Lines are-- [indistinct] are out.

- Okay, here we go.

- Give him your line, Jen.

Okay, Captain, we're nearly there.

- Bryan, what kind of traffic do we have

over on our port quarter?

- Nothing over here on our port quarter.

- You need to slack Jen's number two.

- Copy that.

- Nice job, deck.

- Good driving, Captain.

All crew, all crew.

Guests departing.

Main deck aft.

- It was a pleasure meeting you.

Thank you guys so much.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

My pleasure.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Everybody just did an amazing job.

They catered to us hand and foot.

It was awesome. - Oh, good.

- Well, thank you so-- oh, thank you so much.

- Something for you I think you'll find helpful.

I'm sure you'll find something to do with that.

[laughter]

- Thank you!

- Thank you so much. - Safe travels.

- Thank you. - Bye.

These women have definitely been my favorite charter,

and I am so sad to see them walk off that passerelle.

I just want to grab them and bring them back

and keep them forever, honestly.

- Well, that was--that was the chillest charter ever.

- Hell yeah.

- I want to keep them for the whole season.

- I know.

- All crew, meet in the crew mess

for the post-charter meeting.

Thank you.

- Hello. - Hey, Captain.

- Hey, gang. - Captain!

- I think we pretty much knocked that one out of the park.

And we did it a man down.

- I think that more helped than hindered.

- So well done, everybody.

The moment of truth.

Danny came to me, and he said that,

because he didn't participate actively in the charter,

'cause he was sick, he didn't expect the gratuity.

That's why this is divided 11 ways.

This is our biggest tip that we've gotten so far.

$20,000 US.

[all exclaim]

18,000 euros.

1,630 euros each, which is 1,800 US each.

- All right. - Whoa.

- Yes, very well done.

Very well done. - Awesome. Awesome.

[funky bass music]

- Damn flies.

Are they in my f--- purse?

How dare they?

- Bobby.

- [mockingly winces]

- You've got a lot of white hair.

- Where? - I've got loads.

- Where? Let me see.

I see some fleas in here.

- Bobby. Are you done?

- Oh, Bobby.

Have fun in the friend-zone pit.

- Yes, I think I got him.

- Innocent bloke.

Let's pick you up.

[groans]

[screaming]

[indistinct]

Bobby, that was my elbow. - Oh, no!

- Bobby's a flirt, and I'm a flirt,

but there's definitely not anything serious.

Say sorry, f---er.

- Sorry. Sorry, f---er.

[upbeat music]

- Hannah, Ben, and Bryan,

can you come up to the bridge, please,

for preference list meeting?

- Copy that, Cap'n.

Ben and I are on our way up.

- Hey, Captain.

- Hello, Ben.

Here we go again.

They will arrive before noon,

and this is going to be a two-day charter.

So we have Jesse and Katie "Bitter."

Well, that would be two Ts,

so it's probably "Biter."

- Hopefully they're not bitter.

- Todd and Barbara Stainbrook.

- That's an unfortunate name.

- Michael and Savannah Mothner.

And then Cameron Johnson and Elise Biel.

Notice that the guys are all called co-primaries.

- I saw that. - Yeah.

So they're all paying, right?

- I guess so.

This group has been friends for years

and share a mutual love for business and excitement.

All guests are used to five-star service

and expect that on this charter.

Night one, they have requested

a costume theme party on the yacht.

Any ideas?

- Venetian themed party. - Mm.

- Would be cool. - That would be really cool.

- I've been through everything on the boat

at this stage of the season,

and I do know we have Venetian costumes.

That's Venetian.

- It smells like cheese.

- Everything smells of cheese to you.

- It does!

- So that's at least one less thing to worry about.

- Now, how are we doing on the discussion of menus?

There's a--was that a problem this last time around?

- No, I think we're getting there.

We've-- we're developing a system.

- I guess that's what I'm asking.

- An hour before service, right?

- Yeah, you write down the menu and give it us.

- You come up to me and write it down.

- I would prefer you to write it down and give it to us

an hour before service.

- Aren't you're the one that wants it?

- I'll come down and write it if you want to.

I mean, it doesn't really matter.

- No. - No, it's fine.

I'm going to appease Hannah by delivering a menu

and then there's never gonna be an issue.

with communication,

so not only am I helping everyone,

but I'm kind of covering myself too.

- Okay, great, guys.

- Okay, thanks, Captain. - Thanks, Cap'n.

- Onward and upward.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Finally, I'm feeling better.

I'm ready to work.

I want to make my team proud.

- Danny, Danny? Mark.

- Go for Danny.

- Have you got something for me?

- Yeah, Captain, I haven't forgotten.

Right before the charter.

15 sound good?

- Danny, let's do it right now.

- Copy that.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- You're a f---ing disrespectful little sh--.

You disrespect everybody.

Don't you feel bad about that?

[mellow music]

- Okay...

♪ ♪

- Hey, Captain. - Thank you much.

Is it off? - It's off.

- Kay, yeah, I was gonna say, make sure it's off,

'cause it's not gonna get charged for a couple days.

- Yeah, it's off,

but I do need it at nighttime as it's my only alarm clock.

- We'll find you another one. - Okay, sounds good.

I really like having my phone on me.

Something cool may come up as we're driving by on the yacht,

and it's like, that would be great for Instagram.

But you know what?

If the captain wants my phone,

then the captain shall have my phone.

- Thank you.

- So out of curiosity,

like, do you have a good old-fashioned

English name, or...

- Julia Louise d'Albert,

which is French descent, from my mother's side.

- D'Albert?

- D'Albert Pusey.

- Oh.

- And the uneducated people would say "Pussy."

- Well, it's a good job I'm educated.

- Oh, there we go.

- And I speak French, so we're good.

- There we go.

The first moment I met Ben, I knew he was privately educated

and from a very well-to-do family.

You know, it's obvious.

When I finished up at Central Saint Martins,

I went to the south of France

and learned French for three months.

So I cleaned the school, and they gave me free lessons.

- Shush. - Yeah.

- So is that why you're such a good stew?

- What do you mean?

- Well, because you're good at cleaning.

[both laughing]

- That's a bit derogatory, no?

- Derogatory?

- Deroga-- deogra--

How do you? - Geography.

- You're-- no!

- [laughing]

- Private school boys in England have their--

they have an air about them of, um,

self-righteousness, perhaps?

Yep.

- Geography, geography.

[upbeat pop music]

- All crew, all crew.

Guests will be arriving in 20 minutes.

Make sure you're in your whites, please.

♪ ♪

- How're you doing, Daniel?

What percentage level are you at?

- Still getting there.

Probably 80, I'd say.

- You still have your list?

Let's just work on what you think

I think you need to work on.

I think those are the big key points.

Hold on to that list. - Okay.

Why would I have that?

- Because it's important for you to remember.

- It's in my brain, bro, I mean...

- I wanted you to keep that list.

- Let's just not talk anymore about it, all right?

We're done.

♪ ♪

- It's hard to move forward

when we've crossed the path so many times.

- Just lay off of me.

- Danny's a virus.

He infects everyone, and, with me,

he's turning me into something I'm not.

You're getting your phone taken away.

That's something that happens when you're ten.

Don't you feel bad about that?

That's because you're a f------ disrespectful little sh--.

- I don't appreciate that at all, man.

- You disrespect the captain.

You disrespect him.

You disrespect everybody.

- If I talked the way that you talk to me to the captain,

I would be ashamed of myself.

- Let's just work, okay?

Let's just work.

My job is to do my job.

Make everyone happy.

End of that.

- But you're not doing your job,

and you're not making anybody happy.

- Yeah, let's wait till the charter starts, all right?

- He doesn't get it.

- I think he needs to go.

- No, it's already cracking off downstairs.

- Oh, man.

- I don't know how they can keep having

the f---ing same conversation over and over.

Can we not all just f---ing work and shut the f--- up?

- You all right? - Yeah, I'm good, man.

- Come here.

What's up?

- Nothing's up, man.

Like,

Bryan won't let up with this whole list thing.

It's like, what the f---, dude?

We spoke about it.

You didn't even give me an opportunity to apply.

- Obviously, they need to start working with you a bit

and giving you a little bit of leeway

where you're probably not as effective as they want.

I think Danny needs to keep his head down and do the work.

Just see if you can avoid conflict.

See, that's your challenge. - I'm trying to do that.

- I know. - I'm trying.

- And he has to drop his little ego.

That is how to regain his respect.

What do you think you can do to kind of appease it?

- Just gonna work, smile-- pretty much be fake.

I hate being fake.

I've learned from a lot of the mistakes that I've done,

but I can't get along with these guys.

So if it's damn if I do, damn if I don't.

but no matter what, I'm always going to work hard.

It's all fluff and bullsh--.

[quirky hip-hop music]

- All crew, all crew.

Guests will be arriving in five minutes.

- Copy that.

- All right, guys, let's go.

- We should totally rent this yacht.

Don't you think?

- Guys, we got to go. - Oh, okay.

- Where's your radio, Daniel?

- Right here.

- Let's get ready for it, guys.

Let's get ready to rumble.

- Hi.

all: Hey! Hi!

- Hello, I'm Mike.

- Hi, I'm Mark. - Hey.

- Nice to meet you. - Bryan. Nice to meet you.

- Mark Howard. Nice to meet you as well.

- That hat is ridiculously massive.

They look high-maintenance.

I'm missing the last charter guests like crazy.

- Welcome aboard, everybody.

We're gonna be doing a fair amount of traveling,

down to Paros, and then up to Mykonos,

and then back.

We got good weather for it,

and I think it's gonna be a great couple of days.

- Thank you.

- Anything special that you'd like to do?

If you think of something down the road, just tell us.

- Okay. [laughter]

Hannah is our chief stew,

and she's gonna take you for a little introduction to the boat.

- Remember when I almost died on your boat?

- When I was-- - We're gonna listen to Hannah.

Hey! We're gonna listen to Hannah.

- So I'm gonna take you on a tour of the boat,

and then go through some safety stuff with you,

and then we can get underway.

- Okay. - Terrific, thank you.

- Let's start up here.

- Thank you, Hannah. - Fire drill.

- This is the sun deck up here.

It's kind of a really nice place to come and chill out.

You've got the Jacuzzi, which is always fun and nice.

About half an hour.

- How long does it take to drink a few drinks?

- So this is our bridge deck aft.

You guys will be having

the majority of your meals out here.

- I haven't been on a vacation in two weeks.

[laughter]

- So this is the formal dining room.

- We can play beer pong here.

[laughter]

- You ready to continue the tour?

- Oh, wait, what's in there? What's in there?

[overlapping conversations]

- So enjoyable that you said it that way.

F---.

The tour usually takes me about seven minutes.

We're, like, an hour into this charter,

and I'm already so over it.

It's just like, I'm sorry,

but it's like bimbos are just f---ing enjoy the boat.

Kay, guys, so there's four cabins.

So a few safety things really quickly--

- Okay, you guys, no.

Can we run to claim the next rooms?

- No, no, no.

You're just gonna listen for two minutes to safety information,

and then you can run as much as you like.

Firstly, we've got life jackets,

and if you hear any sort of alarms,

you go straight to the muster station,

which is the lower saloon.

- The mustard station? - Muster.

- I'm just jumping off. - Where you muster.

- Is that near the mimosa station?

[laughter]

- I just need to maybe take a Xanax or something

and try and get through the next few days.

[hip-hop music]

Oh, this is not good.

- Why? Are they being dicks already?

- It's like, eight of the most ignorant,

stupid Americans are on our boat.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

- Let's just stick together and be cool with each other,

and I think that'll help us get through it.

- I agree.

- Bryan, Bryan, let me know when you're ready.

- Deck crew's ready to go. We're just standing by.

- Okay, let's start with the spring lines.

- Give him slack. Give him slack, Jen.

- Aft-line spring is off.

- Bow's off.

- Okay, Captain, all lines in, all lines in.

[motors whirring]

- ♪ We're leaving the port ♪

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

- There's Hannah. - Hi.

- Where have you been? Did you take a nap?

- Yeah-- yes.

Just anything. - Okay.

- Hi!

What are you bringing us?

- Some straws. - Oh, my gosh.

Finally, some straws.

Finally.

- More ice and vodka.

- Ooh.

- [sputters]

- How's it going, Jules?

- [blows raspberry]

They're just a bit much.

- Okay, darling, so we're gonna do snacks.

- Snacks, snacks, snacks.

- And then lunch at 2:30, quarter to 3:00.

- All right, awesome. Bring it.

- So how do we summon a bartender?

- There's got to be a bell or a button.

- Can anybody do that whistle?

- This is like a f---ing frat house right now.

- You think?

- Thank you.

- Where are you from, Tiffany?

- Uh, Jupiter, Florida.

- Tiffany, can I get a short glass

with a little Tito's and a little tonic?

- Only a little of each?

- Just a little.

- All right.

- Tiffany and these guys,

they're getting on like a house on fire,

so you know, show your hospitality skills, Tiff.

Go on.

- Thank you, Tiffany. - Very welcome.

- You're the best.

♪ ♪

- Ready to go? - Little BLTs.

- Hi!

Where the hell have you been?

- Preparing your food.

- Oh, you worked so hard on getting nachos.

She don't like my jokes.

- [laughing] No, they're hilarious.

There are only so many times you can go--

[imitates laughing]

Without, like, wanting to blow your brains out.

- What are you doing, love?

- [screaming] - Oh, my God!

- Wow.

- Okay, that definitely...

- You okay?

- Okay, lie down.

- Wait, I'm so glad that happened to you.

- There's already girls falling off the countertops.

I'm so f---ed.

- This is, like, the cutest I've thing ever seen.

Wait, I want to-- I want to get in my bikini.

- Do you want some water too?

- No, come with me.

- You want help? - Come with me.

- I'll help you up. - Let's go.

- That's all right. [laughs]

Ooh, careful. Slow, slow, slow.

- Ow! - You're fine.

You're fine.

- Here's the problem with drunk guests,

is that they take away the crew's attention to us.

- That's right.

- We just lost both our bartenders.

- Yeah. - So selfish.

- I have to get myself another drink by myself.

- You're the sweetest.

- Aw, thank you.

- Bye.

I'm so f---ed up.

- There's no such thing as a Jen knot.

This is a safety thing.

- I'm not the best deckhand you've had,

and you're not the best first mate I've had.

- Pour Patron.

- Shots on yachts.

- More, more, more!

- Are you bringing dessert?

- Uh, I'm gonna bring the main first.

- Hannah, smile!

- You should just tattoo "dickhead" across your forehead.

- She hates you.

[energetic music]

- Ben, 30 more minutes until we're anchoring.

- All right.

♪ ♪

So these guys, right?

Are you already finding them tiresome?

- I get their humor, so it's not as annoying for me.

- Yeah.

- But, like, Hannah, she's, like, "What the f---?"

- "Wow." Yeah.

You know when you're really hammered, right?

And you think you're being funny.

- I never get hammered-drunk.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- This is our room.

♪ ♪

- [snoring]

- Mine and Ben's relationship is only just starting

to get into a good place again,

so when the guests are passed out in their cabins,

too drunk to eat,

of course it's gonna be my fault.

Ben, please don't shoot the messenger, okay?

They've all gone to their cabins except one.

They could be getting changed, or they could begin to pass out.

- I have a feeling it's probably passed out.

- What?

It's almost worth it, isn't it? You know?

Paying 200 grand for a charter and then going to bed.

[laughter] - After two hours.

- Bryan, Bryan, I'm going on break.

- Copy that.

- Bryan, Bryan, we are ready to go.

Why don't you let go three on port.

- Copy that, three shots on port dropping now.

[anchor whirring]

♪ ♪

- Three shots out. - Let's lock that off.

[mellow bass music]

♪ ♪

- Sup?

♪ ♪

I really want my phone back.

I'd love to pictures to say, "Wow, I was here,"

and if you don't have the pictures in this day and age,

you haven't done it.

Hey, Bryan?

I know it's a long shot,

but since everyone's still down,

and I'm still kind of on break,

I don't know if I can...

- What are you asking? Sorry.

- Check those caves out.

- Oh, on a Jet Ski. - Yeah.

If you're cool with that.

- Um...

♪ ♪

Where the f--- do you think you are?

Club Med? No.

[percussive hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Permission to ask about menu.

- So it's two courses,

so write, "Two courses," okay?

- "Two courses."

- That could be a good thing to do.

- Kay.

- So first course will be beef tartare with mustard aioli.

Second course is Alaskan crab couscous with sun-dried tomato

and almond, with local baby cod.

Thank you.

- Mm-hmm.

♪ ♪

- Hi, there. How are you?

Can I get you a drink of anything?

- Yeah, that'd be great.

- Yeah? What would you like?

- I'll do a Tito's and tonic with a lime.

- With tonic and lime? Yeah. Brilliant.

Are you kidding me?

This guy's just literally slept off his hangover

He's, like, the superhero of Alcoholics Anonymous.

[laughs]

- I love you and miss you and hope you come out.

Wow.

- No, they're dead. You don't understand.

- Hey.

- Hello.

- Yeah, I think Elise is, like, 30%.

Savannah's, like, negative 30%.

- Benny. - Yes?

- We're down two for dinner.

- Is that right? - Yes.

- When guests change their mind last-minute,

obviously it's gonna affect me.

So we're doing six now.

- Yes.

- All right, after you. - Ooh.

- I like.

- Dude, this is gorgeous.

- All right, this is my name right here.

- Guys, once I put this on, I'm super sexy,

and you won't know who I am.

[laughter]

- Hey, how're you doing?

- I'm good, how are you?

- I don't know, we look good.

- You guys look awesome.

- So what exactly is the theme, officially?

What are we-- - It's Venetian theme.

Well, the Venetians actually came in and settled in Naxos,

which is the island we left from.

- Really? - Oh.

- I love it. - When in Rome.

- So, guys, would you like white and rosé with dinner?

- Just vodka for me.

- Okay, sure.

- Vodka!

- More! More! More!

- Pour Patron.

- Shots on yachts.

- Hannah, smile!

- I'm smiling.

- Okay, cool.

♪ ♪

- So this is a beef tartare with caviar.

- Let's have a shot.

- Could we have a vodka?

♪ ♪

- How goes it, my lady?

- These guests are being just disgusting.

♪ ♪

- Are you bringing dessert?

- Uh, I'm gonna bring the main first.

- Oh, she looked at you like...

"Um, I'm sorry, that's not the main."

- Basically, you should just tattoo

"dickhead" across your forehead and get it over with.

- You look like a drunk judge.

- There are drunk judges.

- Thank God that they're getting off the boat tomorrow.

- He's so drunk. - I know, it's just...

- It's disgusting.

- How was the fish? Are you all done?

- Yeah, we're all done.

- Fish was great. You can take all that.

But, tequila. Pour. - Of course, yes.

- Carry on. - Thank you.

- She definitely hates you.

- Tomorrow's our last day.

Do you think your wife will see the end of the charter?

[laughter]

- You know what, we may just have to extend this.

- [snoring]

- Look what I got, Jen.

- Can I finish this?

- Yeah, as soon as you can tie a bowline three times.

Your brain needs to be molded.

- I'm not in the mood to tie knots.

- This is just basic, basic, basic.

For someone who's been in the industry for seven years--

- You just don't like the way my knots are.

- No, Jen, your knots don't exist.

There's no such thing as a Jen knot.

[dramatic orchestral music]

- Uh, Ben, you never know what they might order, still.

- Yeah, that's why I should probably go to bed

and then get up, right? - Yeah.

- 'Cause I'm pretty f---ing

these guys are gonna give me the runaround a lot.

- I'm not here to be a dick,

but I want you to do the bowline.

Show me right now.

- Any idiot can tie a bowline if they just read the book

on knots for five minutes.

- I'm surprised to hear you say that,

'cause you always say, "Oh, I know how to tie a bowline,

I know how to tie a bowline." - I've never--

- And then you get put to the spot and you can't do it.

- I'm not the best deckhand you've had,

and you're not the best first mate I've had.

- The concern we're having right now is some of the group

is not necessarily getting along with Hannah.

- Vulgar, they're disgusting, they're rude.

- You want to stick Tiffany and Julia more in front of them?

- Sh--.

- I'm not the best deckhand you've had,

and you're not the best first mate I've had.

- That's fine--at the end of the day, you work for me.

- I'm over him.

I just want him off my ass.

- Can't you let me help you?

- I like to do things on my own.

It's just my method. - Okay.

- I will learn the exact knot that you want

and do it that way from now on.

- That sounds good, thank you.

- Yep.

- Yeah!

- Yay! - Whoo!

- #ShotsOnYachts.

- Oh, God, they're getting naked.

- They should have drinking Jenga.

- Bryan will not leave me alone about knots.

F--- you.

I don't care if he meant it in, like, a harmless way,

it sounds dick.

You know, anyone can know about lines if you read a book

on 100 knots for, like, 50 minutes.

I hate him.

[upbeat instrumental music]

♪ ♪

- Captain Mark, Captain Mark.

- Go ahead, Bryan.

- Let us know, and we're ready to start pulling anchor.

- Go ahead and start.

[anchor whirring]

- Anchor in the pocket.

- Thank you.

- Oh, man, you know what Daniel asked me, he was like,

"So I was thinking maybe can I use the Jet Skis

to go and explore?"

I was like, "F---. Absolutely not."

He should've just been fired a long time ago.

- Right. - We should've,

'cause we could've avoided all of this drama

if we would've just pinged him out

at the very beginning.

He's toxic.

- Hey, Jen, have you, uh,

spoken to Bryan at all?

- Yeah, I spoke to him.

- He was like, "All right, let's do knots,"

and I was like, "I don't want to do knots."

I don't want to be asked questions.

- Well, then you told him.

So what did he say when you told him off, though?

- "I understand your opinion, but I'm still your boss."

Bitch, you were never my boss. - [laughs]

- And then I got annoying Jen.

- Oh, she's annoying the sh-- out of me.

- She thinks-- - She's a know-it-all.

- You don't even know how to tie two knots.

- She's got a sh--y attitude.

She, you know, she gave me sh-- last night.

She goes, "Bryan, you know, I just want you to know

I think you're being really mean."

Like, I'm the nicest first mate I've ever met.

- Like, when you talk to him,

it's like talking to just a f---ing wall.

- Oh, yeah.

I'm at that point where I can't really say nothing,

so I'm just gonna do my job.

My work has to speak for itself.

That's so cool you told him off, though.

That's legit. I respect that.

- Thanks.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What are you kids up to?

- Hello. - Hi.

- Troublemakers.

- Pop quiz: where are we?

- Paros. - Yay.

- Are we still on for a 10:00 breakfast, do you think?

- Yeah. - Who's not up?

- Them two are not up.

- What do you mean them two?

Those two. Okay. Cool.

- Those two.

It's Ben's manner and his tone sometimes that I feel

he's very belittling, very condescending,

and very dismissive.

- All right, that couple.

- It's gonna be amazing,

'cause they've been down there awhile.

[laughter]

- Why don't we just throw out the waffles and bacon now.

- Yep.

- And then we'll do the omelets,

We'll say Ben's got some nice omelets on the way as well.

- Perfect.

- If you have 90 minutes of prep, it better be pretty good.

- The more we complain about the service,

the faster we'll get stuff.

- Here we go.

- Yay.

- I've got some waffles for you.

- 90 minutes of prep for waffles.

- Some crispy bacon. - Great.

- Ben's just preparing an omelet for you.

- One omelet for all of us?

- Yeah, he's gonna make just one.

- Oh.

- [laughs]

- Sorry for your 90-minute wait, we have waffles.

- How long is it gonna be before she gets back here?

- Oh, let's get Hannah to come back.

- She's kryptonite.

- It's just not even funny.

I'm like, ugh.

- Vodka and grapefruit juice.

- Must be fresh.

- Is there a problem with it?

- There's just lots of seeds in it.

- Oh, do you want me to strain it out for you?

'Cause I can if you want.

- Oh, yeah, that'd be awesome.

- Yeah. - Strain it.

- This is exactly what I was talking about.

- I thought I heard it all, but this is new to me.

All the seeds in it, because it's fresh juice.

I've never met so many knob rashes in my life.

What's it got in it?

- Feta, mushroom, tomato, and broccoli.

- There you go.

- Thank you so much. - You're welcome.

- Oh! - Oh!

[cheers and applause] - Fancy!

- And I've got a bit of fanciness to that.

- Yeah.

- Can I get you anything else?

Are you good for the moment?

- Just for--I'm gonna need another one before too long.

- Anyone else? All good?

- You got to anticipate the drink's gonna take a while,

and order your next drink before you finished your first drink.

[laughter]

- Can they not see I'm right in front of them?

That is just rude.

- Are we ready to drop now?

- Yep, ready now.

[chain rattling]

Kay, it looks good to me for now.

- Looking good, feeling good.

- [laughs]

Do you remember where the captain's--

Is it-- it's the next one, right?

[knocking]

Captain? - Yes?

- Can we come in? - Absolutely.

- So, um, there's an opportunity for us to stay longer.

- Okay.

- So Katie and I have decided

that that's what we prefer to do.

- Okay, great. - Stay here tonight in Mykonos.

- Okay, perfect.

- Tomorrow, we want to go to Santorini.

- Wow.

That's a pretty good hike.

[laughter]

- Let me work it out.

- All right.

- Let me see what we can do.

- Also, since we're gonna be here longer,

the concern we're having right now is some of the group

is not necessarily getting along with Hannah too well.

[dramatic music]

The concern we're having right now is some of the group

is not necessarily getting along with Hannah too well.

So if... Tiffany? - Mm-hmm.

- Could perhaps have a little more face time with us,

that'd be better. - Okay.

- Cool. - Thanks, Captain.

- Appreciate it. - Sounds good.

both: Thank you.

- Bryan, Bryan, can you meet me in the bridge, please?

- Okay, copy that.

- Uh, Hannah and Ben, I need you guys up here as well.

So Jesse just came up to me and said that they're extending

their charter for two nights.

- What? - Oh, wow.

- Are you f---ing serious?

- The idea is to stay tonight in Mykonos,

and then travel all the way to Santorini,

at which time the guests will be departing

at 1:00 in the morning.

Wild, huh?

- Are you excited?

You look excited.

- [chuckles]

[laughter]

- So that's it.

- All right, thanks, Captain.

- So, Hannah.

I think they've kind of perceived

that you're not real happy with their presence

and their behavior.

- In my five years in yachting,

I've never had anyone go to the captain about my service.

You know that we have done, what, seven charters now,

and every guest has always said,

"She's always smiling, it doesn't matter what time."

That's me as a person.

That's me as a chief stew.

I can only be pushed so far.

To be honest, they're vulgar,

they're disgusting, they're rude.

I'm kind of disappointed in myself, to be honest.

They should not be able to see

that I'm not impressed with them.

- You want to stick Tiffany and Julia more in front of them?

- I can only be, like, pushed so far

before it's gonna be apparent

that I'm getting a little bit sick of being treated like sh--.

- Next on "Below Deck Med"...

- I want to come home.

I just want to get through this charter.

I just want to get through it and get off the boat.

- Let's take a couple. Me and you right here.

- I can't have my phone out.

These guys are hypocrites.

Really isn't fair.

- Watch the road, Daniel-son.

I don't trust Daniel, period.

I know he's gonna do something bad with his phone,

and I'm keeping an eye out.

- Put your, uh, info in there.

- How you talk to me sometimes is very condescending,

and you went to private school in England--

the upper crust people I would avoid.

- It was the people like Jules

that were pointing that finger at me,

going, "You're a snobby bastard."

Screw you.

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